>Virgo CupRace Conditions: Ooi Dirt 2000 meters (Medium), Right, Fall, Sunny, Good. Begins August 7th>7/1 Patch Noteshttps://umamusume.com/news/100081/>/v/ Triple Crown, July EditionA three race series based on the 3600m Bakushin ran, the Hakodate Sprint Stakes, CBC Sho and Centaur Stakes. The higher an uma places in each race, the more points they get. Point gain will be based on their highest placement in that race. Conditions are below>Hakodate Sprint Stakes (1200m Hakodate, Spring, Right, Good Mood, Firm Sunny)>CBC Sho (1200m Chukyo, Summer, Left, Normal Mood, Heavy Rain)>Centaur Stakes (1200m Hanshin, Summer, Right, Great Mood, Good Cloudy)>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (July)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HMG2tgBbAAEjXHW.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2744819
>>2746844>Newma Stay
>>2746844I don't think her tits will be enough to convince me to pull for her anymore considering her latest string of PR scandals
Windy!
That tp better be SPOTLESS
>>2746844>JOBBERshipNo one asked
>COOLership+1 wuv
We love newmas here.
Fuark I was gonna bake with this image I'm as much of a failure as Rulership
>>2746856just like my weiner better be after i'm done with these runs
>Everyone wants NEET pussyWhat went wrong?
>>2746856i haven't done a single career since yesterday
Which scenario would be his favorite?
I love submissive loser girls like rulership I want to rape her
>>2746869None
>>2746867it's preferable to have a girlfriend that looks like she rolled out of a dumpster as opposed to some e-thot like...yeaaah
>>2746869MANT
>>2746867She's sexy as fuck as long as she's wearing her racing outfit and not her favourite trash bag
>>2746876Excuse me, that trash bag is $400
>>2746867She's just me, but into board games instead of video games.
>open the game>first thing she says to meIs this a threat?
>>2746881Shes a little bit autistic
>>2746881Just prepping for the future
>>2746867/v/ma wants to pretend someone would fuck them
>>2746869The vegetable growing one
>>2746869>ONE CLOCK?>NO CONTINUES?
>>2746885I'd fuck me
>August 5Hope your dirt parents are ready
>>2746885I don't need to be fucked, I already do that to myself. I just need to be loved.
>>2746892Brickey bros...were we relying on that one?
>>2746892Im using my dirters though
>>2746892My grandparent isn't even ready.
>>2746885Come on I have nothing in the real world, at least let me have NEET uma pussy in my fantasy.
STOP REQUESTING THE FUCKING MEJIRO SONG
>>2746892Fucking hell, good luck to whoever makes Rickey work
>>2746892no but my front stud is
>>2746900Heh, I did that yesterdayArdan is our q/v/een so I felt it was fitting
>>2746900requested Bakushin just for (You)
Carat stock status?>90k carats>70 uma tickets>110 support tickets
>>2746892>dirt parentRumao
>>2746900I am requesting it every day of Ardan's reign.
>>2746911Surely you have your green/mid parents for Richard ready
>>2746909910/0/0
>>2746885I just want someone cute that likes me for me and isn't conveyor belt-made at the fat whore factory most girls seem to come from these days.
>>2746911digi = bricki I'm afraid
>>2746898You could do better if it's a fantasy though, you don't need to take a neet
>>2746909>300K carats>120ish trainee tickets>100ish support ticketsReally hoped to have more by now, feel like I might be bricked but will probably do at least a spark on Tachyon
>>2746844>Autistic NEET that plays board games and has poor self esteem >Needs to be tard wrangled or else she will skip training and hide in her NEET cave We need to accelerate faster, Cygames
>>2746909>100,134 carats>9 trainee tickets (I burnt up like 7 on Shakur)>17 support ticketsHow did you get so many trainee and support tickets?
>we're getting new paid bannersIT'S TIME TO GAMBLE
>>2746916Why would she be? She can be a late gambler and does pretty consistently regardless of distance due to a decent unique + inherent giga uma stan
>>2746900MEJIRO MEJIRO HIKARI NO MICHI O
>>2746920Where's the uma that's just a dead inside wagie that works at an ok job she tolerates, then goes to a home she tolerates, every day for years, and has given up on her dreams? Asking for a friend btw
>>2746914Paycheck status?
>>2746922SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
>>2746929What's that
>>2746931I curse the poster below me to see this when he rolls
I fucking love Teio man when is she meta?
>>2746917It's a fantasy, it's not like you can commit to a fantasy even if you want to. I don't care about the logic about how it would actually suck to deal with in real life because I don't have to. I want to entertain this fantasy specifically for at least a few days.
>8*pow 4*mid 2*dirt RyanI'll take it
>>2746937>>2746938
>>2746937>>2746938>7
>>2746923You explained to yourself why it suck by describing it as gambling.
>>2746916I DONT CARE I'LL MAKE HER WORK, SHE WON PLAT FOR ME LAST DIRT
How satisfied did you end up being of your winrate last CM?
>>2746943>why it suckhello sarr
>>2746917what kind of ass backwards SEAcreature logic is this. If you like a girl you like a girl. Why do you give a fuck about her casual fashion anyhow, that's kinda gay. Some people are into stay at home types. Not everyone wants a model or a vtuber as a wife.
>>2746937>>2746938ACK
>>2746943>Plays gambling game>Based on irl gambling>Careers are gambling. CMs are gambling, Gacha is gambling>Doesn't wants to gambleSend this torena to the Ardan backrooms asap
>>2746917I'm gonna wash her myself and have sex in the showerWitness me, faggot
>>2746943Listen, gamblers can win. It may not be the strongest strategy, but it will be third best behind Falco and Xoguri, mark my words. Third best may not be prettiest, but it can get shit done if you don't want go the other two routes. Especially when you factor in dominators or whatever, think back to that Sprint Taishin with the 90% win rate. Lates were seen as useless underdogs for that CM...until they werent. Dober's is in play here, that's all I need to know.
So.......as a newfag is this finally the time I can compete?
>>2746956Im gonna be real chief, it's still gonna be hard as balls.
>>2746956No
Mutatechads, what unconventional umas are you going to try to bring to dirt fest?Are you taking a safe pick that hits A dirt with starting inherit or are you shooting for the moon with an F or G dirtlet?
>>2746956If you didn't spend any carats at all from starting maybe... except you probably don't have any of the good umas for the next track either, and everyone says it's the most restrictive cancer CM yet, so actually no.
>>2746956Do you have 45,000 carats, good luck, 2 speed SSRs and 2 wit SSRs ready?
>>2746956
>>2746960Im gonna try a late satono diamond and I will want to kill myself, no doubt.
>>2746961>and everyone says it's the most restrictive cancer CM yetevery time with you people
>>2746956Can you tell us your resources?
>>2746958We just had a newfag that won his first plat with a half-eaten SR deck, borrowing Kitasan.Yes he can compete. This is a great time to start because you can reroll your account until you get the good shit.
>>2746956Your time to compete was the last 5 days. You have re-entered the hog zone in its fullest intensity. In 2000 m dirt CM, you either hog or you die.
>>2746960It's Teio time.
>>2746966I mean this is a dirt so it automatically fucks up the roster quite a bit, it's gonna be okay though.
>>2746960same one as always
>>2746960Dirt is going to be extremely shit, Doms and debuffers paired with Xoguri/Ricky. I'm choosing autoselect and will just start making parents for the rest of the CMs instead.
>>2746968Deadass? Can I see it?
>>2746960I'm keeping it a secret for nowThey're all Sprint G umas, but I got the parents to fix em, affinity maaaaaxed
>>2746967I have no MLB gacha SSRs and 100k carats.
>FalcoSweet as honey>CurrenB with an ITCH
>>2746966I'm not sure he's going to find it easy with his no parents, dirt stable of base Urara and Condor, and maybe okay support card deck after his rolls. But he can try if he feels like it, not like I'm running any of the meta umas myself.
>>2746956Did you save for cards? If not, you can dabble in Open League. To compete, you have to pick a good universal card and roll on it. For example an anon won the last CM with just Kita and SRs here. That's all. A good card that you can use in every uma, some SR cards, and good luck. I try to roll on a card once in a while to keep myself competitive. If I get too unlucky or the card gets really good in 1 crystal, I use a crystal too.Dirt is shite though like 70% of the uma roster is out of the race by default unless you are slightly masochistic.
>>2746960I'll just do Condor. She'll probably be glue because I don't think I'm hitting medium S off of one spark in addition to everything else, but I don't want to use debuffers because it would make me feel like a noob.
>>2746975see>>2742744comment chain in thread before last
>>2746976we just finished the sprint CM bro...
>>2746984Oh umm...Dirt G I mean heh. My mind is still stuck on sprint. But trust me they're dirt parents!
>>2746960NYOpera (good growths, easy dirt A, good unique), Mayano (easy dirt A, Innate NSM, easy fast learner), Brian (wife!)
>>27469601 E, and either 2 F or 1 F 1 G if making Cafe actually works out
>check out steam>find peak SuzuCUTE!!!REPOSTAN SUZUCUTIE!
Why did she crawl out under the gate
>>2746829Was checking uma roommates the other day then saw this. Anyone else find this weird as fuck?
>>2746919>300k caratsWTH>>2746921By saving them of course, besides spending 40 tickets on Riki. Anyway, can't be bothered to use em till the latest update when they finally allow 10 rolls by tickets.
>>2746952I have enough wins to know that it's not a gambleslop game.
>>2746979A BEE, you say?
>>2746956Anon... The F2P scenario JUST ended
>>2746993>Saving themLike hell you are, I've never used mine until Air Shakur and I only had 7.
>>2746993just fibbin, I barely I have 50K. More meant to be a parody of those guys humble bragging about how much resources they have stocked up and then whinging about how they STILL dont think they have enough
>>2746997rest in peace aoharu you will be missed
>>2746989Head too big.
>>2747003Youre projecting, Hayahide.
>>2746992>Fucking Ancient>Free spirit unbound by the rules>Terrorist It checks out
>>2746960Picrel, I will be in Group B as always
>>2746999I have like 88 trainee tickets, and I blew 10 in Inari because I couldn't bear to wait for her alt. Only ~60 support card tickets though.Also I meant to say I blew 10 ON Inari but I won't erase how I feel
>>2747003you wouldn't last ten seconds with big head from suzuka
>it's not a gambleslop game
>>2746977Whats the best case scenario for this anon? MLB tachyon and get smaru as a secondary speed card?
>>2747011she doesn't strike me as one to be learning such techniques since it has nothing to do with running
>>2747017Trvke
>Cygames bans debuffs earlyHow do your plans change?
>>2747008>I am the storm that is APPROACHING>PRAISE THE SUN>omfghas ofjwkherjl kahngoiihq2qThat's a good team.
>>2747013
>>2747019I never built a debuff bot anyway
>>2747014He said he doesn't have MLB SSRs but he must have some SSRs lying around, it depends what other SSRs he gets while pulling for Tachyon.
>>2747019they would have announced it alongside the CM conditions
>>2747019Not really at all as I don't use such a honorable style, but I imagine I would say something along lines of "THANK YOU CYGENEROUS"
>>2747019>bans debuffsI don't get it, why?
>>2747031They make it easier for HER to win, sorry oshibros
STOP FUCKING SHITPOSTING USE YOUR DAMN TP
>>2746977Drop 45k on this banner to complete 2 sparks. I feel 75k is too much, you want to roll on horses too eventually. It's the whole point of the game, but it's your call. I feel with 2 good SSRs you should be good to go. Then you roll on idk Wit Ramonu in a few months and you'll have a super competitive deck for the near future.
>>2747035My dirt parents are done and so are my borrows, what the FUCK do you want me to do
>>2747035Nah.
>>2747036Shall
>>2747035How about I use DP on (You) instead!
>>2747035I AM CHRONHOLIOI NEED TP FOR MY FANRUNS
>>2747047Is rance actually strong enough to rape an uma?
>>2747048>Here lies danchou>He never scored plat
>>2747035I have not been playing since last month. Only login for gibs. 3rd in Group A finals by the way, grinding CMs top kek.
>>2747051Sounds like a job for our mythbusters
>>2747019They don't change at all, I will die before I use a de*uffer
>>2747054I hope danchou kicks your ass to the curb freeloader
>>2747006>TerroristWtf based
>>2747019I dunno I guess I'll run like King but I don't know who else. I won't put much effort into making them.
Here's your Mr. CB, bro
Grand Live ETA?
>>2747019Is it weird if I'm actually glad debuffers exist? It means less people will use fronts, giving me an actual chance to win with lates/ends.
>>2747064i will run triple fronts just for you
>>2747061You underestimate how fine with kigs I am.
>>2747051I wanna say yes because rance has limitless strength but the upper tier uma feats are cartoony as fuck so maybe not the strongest ones.
>>2747064being frontbroken is weirder
>>2747066are you aware that there is a 99.9% chance they have a penis?
>>274706321 or so hours
>>2747071Yes, I'm not stupid.
>>2747068Via zone scaling every uma is multiversal.
>>2747071>mister cocka ball has a penisso it goes
>4th in hanshin juvenille fillies>Not this time!>5th in zen nippon junior yushunBamboo please lock in
>>2747065I know you guys will do it anyways, it's not gonna stop people being lazy/obsessed and bringing an ace and two doms.>>2747070Considering I've lost zero plats to Oguri and over half of my losses are to fronts alone, you can see why I prioritize avoiding them.
>>2747035
So is the goodbye MANT race still happening?
The time approaches
>>2747083someone made a bomb threat and the racecourse was evacuated
>>2747019Crazy how debuff broken you people are they're not even that good
>>2747078this little faggot is really cute I look forward to getting her from daily legend race after 3.5 anniversary
>>2747083FUCK MANTThats all it deserves
>>2747087Dang, I guess I can go eat some food now
>>2747085The time for what?
Its so beautiful.
>>2747088even a single win is more than what lazy faggots deserve
>>2747088Crazy how brokenbroken you are rn
>>2747095>lazyI guarantee you I do more runs every CM cycle than you do
>>2746960I've already done a couple test runs in Unity. Not sure how it'll go in GL though since I've seen people say you'll know if a run in that is bricked by the end of junior year
>>2747094Thank God they fix this by making it so platinum title names are based on the distance so that sprintslop will become eternally irrelevant.
>>2747099You may do more runs tomorrowbut you'll be stupid forever
>>2747083Fuck it ill do it. 30 minutes before it begins
>>2747089If you pray to Shiraoki she may randomly show up in your future uma pulls
>>2747106whaaaaat I need more timee AIEEEEEE
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY RUN IS BRICKED
>>2747106WHAT YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ANYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2747112I heard you like then fat Toriena
>literally every design concept I've come up with for /v/ma-chan is present in Bamboo Memory I quit
>>2747112Your trainer license should be revoked.
WAIT HOW MANY HOURS UNTIL MAINTENANCE
>>2747118NOW
>>2747119WHAT NO!!!!
>>2747116Maybe the real jannies were the clubmates we made along the way
>>2747116>come up with peak on his owni say based!
>>2747116wait you might be cooking lowkey
>>2747118Three hours until maintenance. Make sure you complete any ongoing careers since it'll brick any unfinished ones.
>Maruzensky agemasens me on friendship NIGGER
Is there an in lore explanation of stallions wearing shorts and mares being sluts
Any last words?
>>2747129Fuck you and die
>>2747129>I'll be back.
>>2747129Good riddance, you were fine at the start
test
>>2747129I'm still gonna do parent runs on MANT because I'm retarded and autistic. Also thanks for giving my f2p ass 5 additional plats
>>2747133Why did you get banned
>>2747129I'm still going to do fan runs in MANT
>>2747129Good concert, good senior year themeI'll occasionally come back for grandparent runs.
>>2746996What about her sister instead
>>2747140Not very Bee of you.
NIGGER
>>2747144ONE MORE BOT REJECTED
>>2747144THERE GOES MY HERO
There is literally no benefit to MANT. You get better stats doing parent runs in Unity and I would assume GL as well which means better ranks for more whites while also still being faster since you don't have to race G2s and G3s for stats. The only benefit is being able to run Tiara races for Umas that have to run the Crown races and vice versa but that's rather irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.
>>2747129Yeah I got a few
>>2747149until they give me cards that provide Firm Resolve/No Looking Back/Pedal to the Metal and other useful things I'm sadly bound to MANT forever
>>2747137NTA but I imagine it's the IP range shit, I can't even post on my phone because of it.
>>2747129Hated MANT but MANT gave me a perfect CM record as a F2P so I can't be mad
>>2747151They should be on whatever giga parent you're borrowing and have like an 80% chance of hitting on inspiration which is much higher odds than getting them in any single MANT runs. I was doing MANT runs for those skills for Leo the pool is too diluted to ever get them reliably, it's not worth it.
>>2747149>MANT lets you clock races>any uma can do ANY race for affinity maxing>Rival hints are nice >can find rare skills that aren't in the other modeit's not some black or white thing, MANT has its own perks
>>2747154I prioritized Racing Spirit Stam + Restraint whites on my gigaparents, and I can't find one with Firm Resolve, so sadly there's nothing I can really do about it
>>2747137"generals belong on /vg/"
>>2747159Kinda on you for expecting anything from that place.
It still hurts. Usually I'm over it by now but this one is sticking with me and every time I see another person that won with her I am reminded of it again and it hurts all over again.
>>2747167Keep it up king, this wound too shall heal
Hi, I heard this place is full of JOBBERS and LOSERS roflcopter I'm literally laughing my ass off right now
Conversely, I am still riding high from yesterday.
>>2747169Well yeah, you entered so the jobber count went up by one
>>2747172rude...
>>2747169shut up, stupid doto>hits u
>>2747176SHAKUR WOULD DO THIS
>>2747169Host the lobby so I can rape your umas
>>2747177Doto would sweep the floor with Shakur
>>2747177She just ran into her. It was an accident. Probably Doto's fault, tbdesu.
>>2747177no, but shakur WOULD do THIS!
Cute
>>2747185Doto is probably one of those extremely paranoid stoners
>>2747182Doto is a bottom 10 uma in combat ability, she is a bumbling fool that can't even clean up a room. She is a deadly liability
>>2747129DIE
>>2747165Doesn't matter i'll keep doing it. Let the jannies earn their hot pockets.
>>2747185>ORA! Quit neigherlipping the blunt dumbass
>>2747183I wouldn't want to bust my lip on one of her piercings.
>>2747129Truly, this was the start of the climax.
>>2747159This was always bullshit, there are like 5 palworld threads right now and before the update there was always 1 or 2 up 24/7. The only thing that matters is if the mod likes the game or not.
>>2747129
I have a confession to make: I still like MANT.
is there a nu-MANT later on
>>2747213No, we already got nu-MANT.
>>2747213This scenario disables all uma/career events like MANT, and some dacchis said it sucks in general
>>2747213make a newer track
>>2747216WHY the FUCK would they even do that. no onsen either im assuming?
>>2747216>all those newmasI could tell you it sucked just by looking at it
You can only get this big boy clicks in MANT
>>2747224Idk purple balls can get pretty yuuuuuge sometimes
>>2747218>WHY the FUCK would they even do that.It's part of the scenario's main mechanic>no onsen either im assuming?Not sure, I'm sure a dacchi here can confirm
>>2747224But I can pop 3 turns of balls in the time it takes to set up this click
>>2747216That's interesting, I also wanted to know about future scenarios that remove trainee-specific races but my question was more along the lines of>does the MANT scenario get improved later on at a point where there are more scenarios, like URA and Unity updates in the recent patch?
>>2747229Yes, but no. We already got the "improved" version. The original MANT didn't have mass buy/mass use items.
>>2747220I don't really care about most of the newmas I've seen, but I think the one with the puppet seems cute and has a nice design. Wonder how long it'll take for her to become playable in JP...
>>2747212Every time I start a parent run I think "I wish I were doing MANT." And then I think "I wish MANT didn't take so goddamn long."
I really like newmas and I can't wait for Neo Universe
>>2747213Grand live has MENUS!
>>2747230>this is about as "good" as MANT is going to get
>>2747218Its not the only scenario that does that, L'Arc does it too
>/v/machan concept not going as well as I thought FUCK why is drawing with pencils so hard for me?
>>2747239Imagine if you had to check the store after every race because it didn't tell you if new shit got added to the shop
>>2747239Be happy you're not forced to open shop, buy item, press confirm, buy item, press confirm, buy item, press confirm, go to training, open inventory, use item, press confirm, use item, press confirm, then you can finally press the train button.
>>2747242see I told you guys it wasn't looking good for /v/machan
>>2747106Where is it...I'm done with my ace...Dacchi...?
>>2747242Not going well!
>>2747245For 6 months btwNo foresight btwRugpulled by throne btw
FINISH YOUR RUNS
>>2747249ANONYMOUS HAS GONE MIA.HOST IT ILL JOIN
>>2747252And if I don't?
>>2747251>thronewhat was the fucking POINT
>>2747252I did already.
Does GL and the Light Hello rateup go live as soon as maint ends?
>>2747257Now do another one.
Hi guys, I have a questionI'm getting into LOOOOOPing, and tend to like backline umas like lates/ends - what skills would you suggest I aim for? I always hear about front stuff but backliners not-so-muchFor example, idk if I wanna focus specifically on slick surge since I might use this parent for a late or an end>nimble nav>racing spirit stamany other must-haves?
>>2747256>Card already has a short lifespan>Shoot it in the back of the head anyway less than a week after it's releaseFucking hilarious
>>2747258It'll be the 2nd reset like usual.
>>27472582nd reset
I may or may not have accidentally clicked a 22%
>>2747258No it goes live at the usual time banners go live which is about 20 hours from now
The maintenance is so weird and out of nowhere I suspect evolved skills.
>decide to do one quick unity run before close>entered MANT on accidentFUUUUUUUUU
Nobody likes MANT so it does not deserve a goodbye race
>>2747266Bro. They are adding a new scenario.
>>2747249Host it!!!!!! Ill join too!!!!
>>2747266>whole new scenario>"out of nowhere"??? if it were any other gacha we'd have 8 hour breaks each time theres a new event added bro. you dont know how good you have it
>>2747270A what now
>racing spirit>racing spirit PLUSI HATE THISLET ME SEARCH FOR BOTH BUT NO ONE OR EXCLUSIVELY THE OTER
>>2747274https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEvRxbEJbxs
>>2747273Yeah, I heard from a guy that plays Nikke that there's like a 12 hour maintenance every week or some shit, made it sound like umafags have it light in comparison as we've only had hard maintenance like two or three times for more than a few hours
>>2747276Waoh, can't wait for Brighter Together
>>2747260Uma Stan, Tail Held High, Slipstream, Ignited Power are all great and every backliner would like to have them. Then you get to either generic good skills like Straightaway Adept, Homestretch Haste, and Corner Adept to discount Prof; late or end specific stuff like Straightaway Spurt or the new MANT skills like Pedal to the Metal; or greens that are hard to get like Restraint to prevent shutting off MPB and Lone Wolf
>>2747274you know the mode you select after selecting career mode: URA, Unity, MANT, and now Grand Live. Speed cap is raised to 1,600 btw
>>2747278TO BE FAIR were missing out on regular apolocarrats, so who's really winning?
>>2747282But we already get 50000 monies. Cygenerous.
>>2747282It would be nice to give more gibbs. I feel like we deserve more than what we get, it's hard out here for a neigha
>>2747280Not him, but why slipstream? Isn't that more of a front skill?
>>2747284can a neigha borrow a carrat?
Can I start a career and finish it after maintenance? Are they going to delete the data again?
>>2747253>>2747271*blows trumpet*78485155Nakayama 2500mMANT MEMORIAL
>>2747285PTO is the front one where you want to be in front of someone, Slipstream is where you need to behind them
>all>anyTHAT'S THE SAME THING
>>2747287i wouldnt risk it.>>2747286How can a neigha borrow a carrat? Torena, is you gonna give it back?
>>2747286Be honest, if I give you 150 carats, you're not going to save them or invest them in a career. You're going to blow it on single pulls and get nothing...
>>2747288MANT umas only or...
>>2747286How's a neigha gonna borrow a carrat? Is a neigha gonna give it back?
>>2747261The banner was STILL GOING when NUnity released, fucking hilarious
>>2747260There's some late skills like Petal to the Metal and Latch On that lates like, which are stuck in MANT at the moment. Restraint is also good so find a loop borrow that has it.Ends might want Breakin' Out, a mid race velocity + lane movement with a shortish duration.
>>2747287No, you can't. It's going to brick the entire career so get it done before maintenance starts and don't start it if you can't finish it within the next hour and a half
>>2747260I'm also trying to looooop some backliner great-grandparents right now, specifically for ends, and I've mainly been aiming for>Uma Stan>Scenario-specific skills>Nimble Navigator>other generic speed skills, especially ones like Slipstream, Playtime's Over, and Ramp Up that I can't already get from the cards I frequently use for ace runs>Style-specific skills>Restraint>Speed greens (Lone Wolf in particular seems useful to have on parents since it's fairly rare and can activate on any track)In roughly that order of priority>Distance-specific skills
>>2747290>allthe borrow has it AND legacy 1 has it AND legacy 2 has it>anythe borrow has it OR legacy 1 has it OR legacy 2 has itno clue how that's supposed to work for something like "sprint 9*" thoughever
>>2747285>>2747289Also NTA but I've been putting PTO on my lates and it triggers pretty consistently, especially if you run a full backliner team. Idk about slipstream though but I'm sure it's similar
>>2747293I'm just following what pic related said
>>2747302>allthat can't be right because my results don't reflect that
>>2747304>Not MANTbrokenI cannot join
>>2747290It's "AND" or "OR". By putting two skills + any, you can look for parents who either has Skill A, or Skill B.
>>2747288Ill add a TT one that I just made lol, wrong aptitude but whatever.
>>2747308i only speak english yet reading this made me feel ESL
>>2747290From what I remember it works like>'All' looks for parents with all of the things tagged as 'all'>'Any' looks for parents that have at least one of the things tagged as 'any'For example, I've used it in situations where I was willing to work with either stamina OR power parents
>phase_random==2This shit is terrible, right?
Would Rulership make a parody like this?https://youtube.com/watch?v=XPupWikNPjgIf not Rulership, who would?
Man im gonna miss sprint rooms.
Dude Nu-URA sucks, I hate seeing Meeku sad when I beat her in a duel.
>>2747224uh huh...
>>2747310Yeah I realized I sound off if someone isn't familiar with boolean operators, sorry anon I'll go to sleep
>>2747314How about one last one for the road?792339507923395079233950Bring your STRONGEST.
>>2747312It's worth a look on fronts and ends since it can trigger right at the start of late race, isn't position dependent, and an extra accel never hurts.Paces and lates have a more reliable option in N&N and OYL respectively even with the position stipulations.
Shit, all the races happened while I was eating dinner and now my computer won't boot in time. Hope the MANT races were fun!
Im doing a hunger games in 30 minutes when maint begins
how do I naturally cure Slacker again? I already visited infirmary twice
>>2747319>Already fullLeo rooms, you never really left
>>2747260Lates will want >Nimble Navigator>Uma Stan >Racing Spirit Stamina>Pedal to the Metal>Full Throttle>Risky Business>Latch OnI'd say the first 4 (save for RSS in Med/Long) are basically must haves on every single one of your backliner parents. Leap Forward is not too important since Ruby PWR exists
>>2747311>each part of the query needs to be tagged with the connecting typeThis seems less intuitive than just selecting a query type and grouping all the things you want to search for under it, like vndb tag searching
>>2747319Uhhhh I realized I worded that ambiguously so ill reopen it again lol650748416507484165074841Being your STRONGEST!!!!! this time I opened more slots
>>2747325Random when your uma gets their fan letter event, motivates them to try harder for them. I think training with reporter can also work?
>>2747329Is that banter or did you mean bring one?
>>2747312From how I understand the game mechanics, you get a huge boost to target speed when your lane speed is increase and you're actually changing lanes. At the last corner and beyond, the umas will tend to spread out, so you could be getting up to 0.5 target speed while they're doing so, and it takes quite a long time for them to spread out.
>>2747329I shall bring my strongest, but my strongest will not be strong enough.
>>2747332No I meant it as a normal practice room cuz the guy said "Ill miss sprint rooms" but I realized people brought single aces lol. My fault
I fucking hate this card so much. Who decided that fucking putting the only card with gold DD on an agemasen guts card was okay? I have done like a solid 20 runs with this piece of shit and had to fucking go to the card's events to see what the name of gold DD is because she's never given it to me. I'm halfway tempted to go back to fucking Seiun stamina since at least the DD hints are on the first event in the chain
>>2747336>gold DDBad thing btw, its no wonder it was never printed again
Give me one good reason as a lateCHAD why I shouldn't skip Tachyon and pull for this instead
>>2747339Tachy is on the same banner as LH and you NEED her
>>2747338I want it purely for double the odds of hitting the DD spark, I don't give a shit about it being good anymore then I care about Center Stage being good but at least Falco gives GW as well even if she fucks you over
So I'm looking at this, and I'm beginning to wonder if I undervalued power this CM... It's just a guess, of course, but power is non-lineally relational to wins on my team.
>>2747339The gold skill isn't that good and she has no SP bonus. Also you can't use it to train your waifu Flash
>>2747339Flash does not have the lifespan or versatility to justify pulling for her when there are much better specialist cards coming soon and she's at a verh awkward time. Its better to skip and aim to get jungle pocket if youre gonna pull for a niche speed late card
>>2747339Stat stick + light hello
>>2747329HEY FAGGOTS JOIN NOW WE GOT 20 MINUTES BEFORE EOS650748416507484165074841BRING YOUR STRONGEST SPRINTER ACE, OR YOUR PLAT WINNER, OR WHATEVER!
>>2747342Power is an underrated stat. When URA used to be a thing I found myself winning more with King SR rather than Sweep SR
>>2747346WAIT IS MAINT IN 20 MINS?PLEASE RESPOND
>>2747339>Fronts get a new speed card right before GL>Paces get a new speed card in GL>Lates get a new speed card in GL>Ends don'tFuck you too Cygames
>>2747346i thought theres one more hour?
>>2747333Whatever fuck me then I'm done with looping there's no time to do anymore and I don't have Forward March on the great grandparent so if it's that good I guess I'm just fucked. I only asked because this guy I saw on Twitter that's making his parents to run Nice Nature has it on his parents and he seems to know what he's doing. I only went for Latch On and Pedal to the Metal, unfortunately.The guy is also an asshole and ignores me every time I ask a question like it's secret knowledge nobody is allowed to have when I just want to make my wife win too otherwise maybe I would have known it was a skill worth going for.
>>2747329
>>2747354>Sprint GWhy
>>2747342Just a quick check on the umalator says the 800 SPD/1200 PWR uma beats the 1200 SPD/800 PWR uma on average.The last spurt is so short, you don't spend much time at top speed, and less so with open league stats. It's important to get to top speed fast, even if your top speed is lower than the uma who can' even reach hers, I guess.
>>2747354You are very brave to enter with a sprint G Flash
>>2746844
>>2747349>Ends don'tYou guys got a free welfare Shakur card
>>2747348>>2747350No but you fell for it fool!!!!!GOT YOU TO JOIN NEIGHA
>>2747348>>2747350https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/retirement?iso=20260722T00&p0=179&msg=EOS&ud=1&font=sanserif&csz=1
>>27473611200 wit trainer
>>2747359Rulership propaganda has worked on me much harder than any other newma
EOS NOW>EOS NOWEOS NOW>EOS NOWEOS NOW>EOS NOWEOS NOW>EOS NOWEOS NOW>EOS NOWEOS NOW>EOS NOWEOS NOW>EOS NOWEOS NOW>EOS NOWEOS NOW>EOS NOWEOS NOW>EOS NOWEOS NOW>EOS NOWEOS NOW>EOS NOWEOS NOW>EOS NOWEOS NOW>EOS NOWEOS NOW>EOS NOWEOS NOW>EOS NOW
>>2747349Wit Sweepy if you can afford it, Razor sharp steps. Basically the end OYL/N&N. But also comes with a rush check tax
Oops! I mixed these up.>>2747358 >>2747355I didn't even bother to check the stats, that makes this fucking hilarious. She's my only S+ and my next best is the only S rank I have, so it's not like I could really bring anything else...There's a reason I picked the name that I did. I just thought that me and Taiki being the only non-UGs was moderately amusing. I didn't expect to get criticized for being foolish :P>>2747357 Ah, makes sense.
/weakmind/
>>2747369Hell nah, I would disagree she has no TE and she's around WAY too much good shit to spare even a single roll
>>2747360And I am grateful CyJEWS gave us a good welfare for once
All of Air Groove's children have dogshit casual outfits
>>2747370I found it funny, don't worry about it
>>2747376Titleholder is groovespawn and she will have the freshest fit you will ever fuckin see
>>2747376Rulership actually goes hard you just need to get it
Must be nice being an Air Groovefag. All her kids get added to the game and you get cute new interactions and content all the time. Meanwhile my oshiwife had no notable progeny to ever be added to the game.
>>2747349Seethe more end kek
I pity the fools who don't roll for this uma who is extremely strong in 2 distances for multiple years
>>2747385What's her running style? Can I run her as front?
>>2747361I didnt even log it today bromanski, you got jackshit, 0 wit
>>2747385>I pity the fools who don't roll for this uma [for meta reasons]I don't need your pity
>>2747385I'll probably pull for her but only because she is my wife's roommate.
>>2747346Needs 3 neighas
>>2747386Nah, pearl is a pace chaser uma. She is useful as both parent and ace, depending on the track she can range anywhere from top 5 to 1.
>>2747381My oshiwife died before getting to have any kids with Groove
>>2747385I would roll for her even if she couldn't run any distances.
>>2747374She's a flex, you would use or borrow her with CB, the card is mid but the skill is excellent considering End accels are at a premium
>>2747393Unironically would've been monster kids btw. There were a lot of good lineages converging, minimal inbreeding and groove produced really good horses.
>>2747373Keeek
Friendly reminder, you need her if you run pace chaser or front runner in medium CMs.
>>2747381All I want is Doto and Taiki content.LET THEM BE FRIENDS CYGAYS
>>2747403Shes got free rolls i will luckshit her
>>2747385>rolling for umas you don't even like just because they are meta
>>2747385Eccentric Umas are my favorites. Seeking the Pearl and Sounds of Earth are 2 of my most anticipated Umas.
>>2747385I will be pulling for her because >She is my oshi's roommate>I think she's funny>She is also pretty
>>2747369>Trainee Sweepy gets perma FUCKED by not being able to use THE End accel cardWTF SWEEPYBROS
>>2747407>not liking pearlDude she is the funniest shit ever, half her career events is her dragging you along schizophrenic adventures
>>2747411I don't like Gold Ship
>>2747403I thought blaze brian was better for pace chasers
>>2747411I don't care if she's funnyi'm not wasting carats on that fish lipped hag!
>>2747410Nahhhh, wit sweepy is NOT that valuable. It's a borrow card and both CB and Ramonu are significantly better training and skill wise
>>2747417But the accel...
>>2747408Earth is genuinely gorgeous.
>>2747414Blaze brian is an ACE and not a parent, NY kita is a front and pace parent her unique activates from 1-3 plus the strongest medium front runner for a while
>>2747408>beema on the left>oy neigh on the rightWhich club is Sounds representing?
>>2747403I'll borrow her since I have sky
>>2747422Party/v/an
>>2747422Her voice is incredible as well!
>>2747381Mine doesn't even have a roommate and the only other uma from her generation is a fucking mobAt least she has a fair number of in-game connections to other umas, so I can assume she'll get new content here and there by association
>>2747403I was already rolling for her>>2747414Brian is an extremely strong ace (for Longs specifically), Kitasan White is more of a Medium ace with a Current Speed + slight accel inherit ult.
>>2747419A 1LB CB outclasses her and she releases two months before ramonu. Just not worth pulling at all imo, she's a card like wit sirius.
>>2747410If it makes you feel any better, Wedding Sweepy comes with it in her kit
>Jordan gets away with having noticeable lips>Pearl doesn't because the lipstick on her upper lip is noticeable too
>>2747430I've never noticed Jordan's lips
>>2747430Toslut Whoredan...
Does anyone know what the actual percentage that Practive Poor increases your failure chance? It's not fucking 2%
>>2747433It is
>>2747433It's 2% unless you think they added the visible 2% increase and then there's another secret 5% that's invisible just to fuck you over specifically.
>>2747385She's funny and she's lucky Global is much kinder to her character archetype than nips. She has 0 art...
WHO THE FUCK ASKED FOR THIS
Quick question, do you include the ace you want to train in the four uma loop, or do you only train four umas that have great affinity with the ace you want to train?
>>2747437No it's not and you people are gangstalkers trying to gaslight me.
>>2745770Oh man, glad I back read the last thread.https://litter.catbox.moe/v4leuusqefmnv6x3.png
>>2747440I would have asked, but they already made her before I learned about Umamusume.
>>2747440She gets mogged so fucking bad by ines fujin its ridiculous
>>2746321>Fuji Kiseki it's a witch
>>2747408
>>2747442>What's 2+2? And don't say 4 I know it's not fucking 4.Open up the game and look for yourself if you refuse to believe me
>>2747440I hate the trend of alts making Umas dress like dudes so much it's unreal.This one and ballroom Seiun are easily the worst alts in the game.
>>2747450Ballroom Ardan is also a travesty.
>>2747440Ryan's fat honkers
>>2747443>Renegade and Red Alert 2HELL YEAH BROOOTHER!That makes at least three C&C posters now.Got a couple of game-related questions:Final Fantasy Tactics was a Turn Based Strategy game like Fire Emblem, right?I've never heard of RUSE before. What's it like?
>>2747440This alt is ridiculously bad btw globalbabs DO NOT i repeat DO NOOOOOOOOT pull.
>>2747408I still love this picture.
>>2747440I didn't know Brian had a steampunk alt too!
This looks like a modern day fire emblem character
>>2747440Ryanbros are way stronger than me, if my oshi got slandered left and right out of nowhere for no reason other than to make fun of her, I would have gone full vengeful schizo a long time ago
>>2747440>your ONE chance to fix ryans haircut>do this
>>2747459Ryanbros don't exist.
>>2747367Same here. This is the first time newma propaganda has actually worked on me.
>>2747458Oh, so that's the random uma I couldn't identify in that pazuri piece...
>>2747454I'm pulling VFujin so I'll probably have chud Ryan in my stable too
>>2747381Your oshi had progeny?
>>2747454>can't be that ba-WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
>>2747466Mine sure didn't.
>>2747467Why wouldn't this work?
>>2747467Yeah I bet she's familiar with declining bitch ass neigha
>>2747467What the fuck is this bullshit.Meanwhile Fujin is Bobo 2: bigger and sluttier.
>>2747381My favorite uma's son looks like a fucking bug!
>>2747458looks like an enemy faction general that you can recruit after beating her or kill her and steal her shoes
>>27474722BIG2SLUTTY
>>2747467There must be at least one track where this kit is super good r-right?
Wow I'm really glad I brought 370 affinity and 60 white sparks for this.
>>2747467It's all downhill from there.
>>2747453Final fantasy tactics is turn based combat between units but each unit you have complete control over their class and equipment. Sometimes you will have guest units that the AI controls. When a unit dies you have 3 turns to revive them before permadeath engages. Unlike fire emblem where you turn a setting off or on to use permadeath.For RUSE its a tabletop RTS based in world war 2. You zoom out you get a big view of a war room table and when you zoom in you see the battlefield in real time. You have cards that you can play that will engage a special on a timer and everyone has access to the same pool of cards. Including the AI. It has 7 factions and its balanced asymmetrically and their own specializations.
>>2747467FUCK UPHILL AND DOWNHILL SKILLSthey're the worst and worthless on 90% of the tracks
>>2747470Last time Straight Descent was peak in a CM? It has a decent enough activation 2 CMs from now but uh...
>>2747476Yuuuup, shes good in the Takarazuka Kinen and....yeah
>>2747479Cute El.
>>2747440I love umas in form fitting suits so much its unreal, especially of they have large breasts, not only do I get to aplreciate their curves in full, they still keep an air of excitement of what awaits you when you take it off
>>2747454Are you /ourjpbro/ answer my question, do i REALLY need daichi ruby as a late main?
>>2747488Does anyone even like KS Miracle?
>>2747488Want to know how I know you're gay?
kek
>>2747467>Accel AND speed that both proc on a downhill>Probably going to both proc on the same downhill so one will be wastedSurely they at least gave her a good unique and decent evolved skills... right?
>>2747494Is it his expressed love for women's curves and large breasts?
>>2747492Do you mean the card or the uma?
>>2747494Want to know how I know you're insecure?
Her casual outfit are "designer" rags lmao.
>>2747494>he doesn't like Tran-chan
>>2747493Yeah, womenNo meme
>>2747458Rose Kingdom is so cool...
>>2747493She cute. I hope her story focuses a little more on her than Ardan's did, but Ardan was cute as well. I'll be rolling for her card SOON
>>2747500Both
>>2747503"Tran-chan" hits too close to "tranny" I can't cope with that nickname
>>2747509Ruby the card is borrow/whale only imo but super nice to have, you'd need her LB1, ruby the uma is ridiculously strong but its never worth to roll for an uma you don't like.
>>2747502The cum stains? All mine
>only have 20+13 shardsI thought I had a full 2, damn.
One last fan run for dancho...
>>2747508I'm pretty sure her story does, in fact, focus on her quite heavily, but I haven't looked into it much, but the race goals tell....quite a bit
>>2747517 FUCK danchou!
>>2747520Please don't do that, I yep from there.
>>2747510I prefer troonscend
HEY /V/MA30 MINUTES UNTIL YOU DIE
>>2747521Wuv you
>>2747516That just means you used one up brochacho
Can we just fucking skip to GL ALREADY IM TIRED OF THIS FILLER EPISODE
Run the races before we eos
GL is going to be a disaster if they don't add evolved skills
>>2747523YADA YADA YADAhttps://x.com/masa_pani1299/status/2079416352293671008
Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for
Tell my wife I wuv'ed her so
>>2747530FINE GET READY TO DIE
>>2747526I have one full in storage, I just thought I had more than 33 shards.
>>2747532>need a xitter account to even hear soundso lame
>too much midrace>out of accel rangeIts so dober
>>2747529>GLWe all agreed that we'd be calling it Grand Concert.
>>2747541We all agreed that we are GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH
>>2746892I'm looping dirt Dober and Ryan. I'm gonna just run Cafe and 2 debuffers and hope for the best. She WILL sing Ms Victoria
Ardan was secretly the best uma for CM16 I can't believe it
Ardan is Queen for a reason I guess.
>>2747535Ardan reigns supreme!
EAT SHIT OGURI
She broke my fucking legs bros
MUH QUEEN
>>2747542But first you're going to blaze my tracks!
>>2747542Wait I thought we agreed that O get to keep anon as a concubine
>Top 2 are ardanHOLY FUCKING MOGGED
>>2747458Made for waping
gib jig, jong is eos too
OH NO NO NO NO NO LONG WESTBROS?????? OUR RESPONSE????
>>2747558Fuck jiggies, how about some actual vidya?
>The M*jiro clan is even rigging the fun races nowis nothing sacred to them??
>>2747555This is the funniest shit, terminally ill glass girl dominated the stakes and is still shutting rooms down
>>2747561There is nothing you can do anon, get in tbe ASTER basement
How long will the maintenance last?
>>2747560>how about some actual vidya?people do that?
>>2747566
>>2747565AAAAAAIEEEEEEEE I DON'T WANT TO EAT THE HOSPITAL BURGER
Hear me out neighasboard game online
>>2747565Take me away to that special place, the Ardan Basement...
I cant believe uma musume is fucking kill
>>2747570I used to play that all the time.
>>2747565What goes on in the Ardan basement?
Do another one of the hungry games
>>2747576This
>>2747576>>2747578Aight bet
>>2747572Hate to say it but the doomers won. Literally hours of my life: gone just like that
>>2747570>spoilerMy neigha
>>2747570Oh shit that's some old stuff. I'd be down
>>2747581are they going to refund the 500 bucks I spent getting mlb throne?
you should be able to trade plats for a card
>>2747568I see. Time to go to bed.
>>2747558>jong is eos tooNOOOOOOOOO
>>2747584You didn't actually do that, right?
YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES BEFORE THE EOS D R O P L E T S HIT THE FUCKING BOARD, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I DOOM ON YOU TOO.
>>2747586Wake up faggot, stay for the hunger games
PACK IT UP EVERYONE
All those wuv yous gone... like tears in the rain.
>>2747590It's 6 AM here i'll just backread tomorrow.
But I just got off work....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2747544Good luck to you but I don't think Virgo is one to win for oshigamers
Before EOS make sure to go to your club and call them NIGGERS
I'm in
>>2747596Might be a ton of shitter returnees flooding the pool like Leo.
>>2747598wuv you sent
ITS ALMOST TIME
>>2747598It passes the filter if you swap the uppercase I with a lowercase L btw
Sent an oji san sticker
>>2747588youtubers told me I needed it mlb
>>2747595AAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY CAREER
I can finally use my freetime to read Rose Guns Days again
>>2747606Which Umayuru is this from anyway?
I NEED SOMEONE TO CHECK THE STEAMCHARTS NOW ITS DOBER
>>2747605I joined the VFcord and they told me I needed HRT to stay competitive. I've heard of MLB before but Im not familiar with this terminology?
It's over.
ITS OVEREOS
AIEEEEE
>>2747607Kinda looks like shaggy from scooby doo
ITS DOBER
NO REFUNDS FAGGOTS
I'm not going to be able to get a grandparent/parent in time for Virgo.................
AIIIEEEEEEE
>>2747611you have to get a fake addie prescription to grind parents all day
>He isn't hackermanRUMAOing at your life right now, I'm fucking in
So now that the great reset is happening, did you make sure to spend all your carats before their value plummets to nothing?
>>2747619>senior yearfuckin rip faggot lmao
IT'S OVEREOS IS HERE
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A RUN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>2747622I spent it all on Rickey
THIS IS ALL ARDAN'S FAULT
Ermmm is the game eos?I can't login
THE ECONOMY OF /V/MA HAS CRASHED GREAT DEPRESSION NOW SELL EVERYTHING NOW
I'm still in game as long as I don't move from here and don't touch anything
>>2747611Every time I see VF I think Virtua Fighter and wonder what the connection is to uma till I remember its actually that faggy youtuber who cried on stream about his parents not supporting his decision to drop out of school to make youtube videos
>>2747622NOOOOOOOOO MY SEEKING THE PEARL AND BLAZE BRIAN FUNDS
>he isn't netrunning RIGHT NOWImagine being a witlet
>>2747619NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR /V/MAPYOI
>>2747631>that TP and RP
Just heard the news about /v/mapyoijudging by the tone of this thread things are far worse than I imagined
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY CAREER
>shartdan q/v/een>game kills itself less than 2 days laterYep that's why shitter off meta umas shouldn't be q/v/eens
>>2747637Yeah I hear the /v/mapyoi danchou died of ligma
>>2747637what happened to /v/mapyoi now
TP CHECK!!!!!!!
>>2747631Update: I touched the jukebox and it sent me to the title screen. It's dober.
>"hey everyone at X time we're doing maintenance, you'll lose your career when that happens>all of /v/ma apparently:"GEE 10 MINUTES BEFORE MAINTENANCE? TIME TO START A CAREER!"
This wouldn't have happened under Kitasan's rule
WHAT THE FUCK /V/MAPYOI GOT NUKED CHECK THE NEWS
>>2747631>Full TP/RP>Unread lobby conversations>Unread stories>Visible TT rank
>>2747641to make a long story short, notlookinood
>>2747642I am clean
Are the rumors true?/v/ma LOST????????
>>2747650>Can still see the earsMOOOOOOOOODS
>>2747651'fraid so
AND NOW IT'S THE TIME, FOR THE FIRST ARDAN GAMES!!!!!!!!WHO WILL BE OUR H E R O E S TONIGHT??????FIRST 24 GET IN
>>2747648Whoops
>>2747655SHITasan BLACKED
>>2747655My wife Boyshin please
>>2747636As long as the game is on ice, I will admit that sometimes the sad Chrono-chan posts work on me
>>2747655THE FACE
>>2747655Sexy jobber
>>2747655Drunk McQueen
>>2747655BEEP BOP FAGGOT
>>2747655GIVE IT UP FOR JANNY MEMORY!!!!!
>>2747659
>>2747655The other face!
>>2747655TIME FOR /HOWA/
>>2747642fuck you chrono
>>2747655Supreme Concubine Chronogenesis
>>2747655DUDE WIND LMAO
>>2747655Our glorious queen
>>2747655(You)
>>2747655T.M OPERA O
>>2747655THE SAVIOR
>>2747674It's the Ardan Games, wouldn't she be running the show?
>>2747655THE FEAST OF KASAMATSU
Open jong room
>>2747655MontJEW.
>>2747655BWOOOOOOO
>>2747655Daughter
>>2747678Canonically its a clone, ASTER has advanced Mejirology quite a bit
>>2747655I'm nominating MANT, yes I'm nominating a scenario.
>>2747688I second this, name it MANTbroken
>>2747655PUT HER IN AGAIN I DON'T CARE JUST DO IT
>>2747655Calstone Light O
>>2747655YANKO!!!!!
>>2747688inb4 MANT kills (You) and all the milelets
>>2747655Hishi Amanesan
>>2747655NORN!
>>2747655My Princess.
THE PARTICIPANTS ARE SETPLEASE WAIT WARMLY WHILE OUR HEROES PREPARE
TAKING BETS WHO YOU GOT
my club didn't return my wuv you before we all died
>>2747703CAM ON MACQUEEN SCORE SOME FACKING KILLS
>>2747683jong is eos too. all gacha games are dead
>>2747703My loyalty is to my queen foremost
>>2747704danchode said I can't wuv you no mo..
>>2747703Other than my own pick I'd like to see a Zephyr win
>open up the game reflexively >close it immediately after seeing the maintenance warning
I hate my club but unironically
>>2747717I hope it's not mine haha
>>2747717We hate you too
I wont say the name of my club but I wish my danchou would cull our flatliners already. There's like 6 people who havent even logged in over a month
>>2747722I was born into a wealthy club at a young age. We are treated like nobility. I have access to first-rate advice that you'd never find in the lesser clubs. The Umerican dream is a lie
>>2747717Just joshin'
>>2747722The corpses are part of the decoration
Sorry for the delay but now it is time, for the ARDAN GAMES TO BEGIN!!!!!!!YUP YUP!!!!! MAY THE BEST UMA WIN
>>2747722Not looking good for /v/mapyoi...
>>2747730LETS GO
>>2747722No one cares about flatliners in a B+ club
>>2747730
>>2747730>Urara teamed up with MANTHighly ironic
>>2747734you could write a song about that
>>2747730WE BEGIN THE GAMES WITH SOME ALLIANCES BREWING!!!!!!
I have a good feeling that (We) will win this one, i just know it.
>>2747740(We) will be killed by MANT
>>2747739I'm already cracking up
>>2747739AND SOME TRAGEDIES STRIKING!!!!!!!!
>>2747744YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>2747744AIEEEEEEEEE
>>2747740KEK
>>2747744>MANT finds a weapon to EXPLODEIts over.
>>2747740NICE JOB, US
>>2747744That's my fuarking queen punching out Opera
>>2747744>MANT finds explosives>(You) blow up
>>2747744You guys are fucking retarded.
>>2747744>JOBpra
>>2747744BEASTdan
>didn't even get to hold anyone's hand before dyingIt is so over
>>2747740I swear you guys have the worst luck
>>2747744WHAT IS GOING ON?????? THEY ARE DROPPING LIKE FLIES!!!!!!
>>2747759Born under a bad signI was down before I began to crawl
>>2747760>KINOsan is so strong she needs to be ganged up on.
>>2747760>NEVER GLUE YOURSELF>glues herselfWHAT THE FUCK
>>2747760>WOOOOW IT TOOK ALL FOUR OF YOU JUST TO KILL ME!
>>2747760>never glue yourself>glues self
>>2747760How does BRIGHT scare taishin at all.
>>2747760>NEVER GLUE YOURSEL--ACK!
Does anyone have a good looping parent to borrow? I'm not really sure what whites I should try looking for.
>>2747760>chrono, ardan and MANT working togetherNooticing....
>>2747760The TRUE QUEEN rallied her subjects to kill the FALSE QUEEN
>>2747765>>2747767Peer pressure got to her. blame the french
>>2747760URARA NO THAT'S THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO
>>2747760As night falls, so do more bodies...
>>2747776NOT LOOKING GOOD
>>2747773>Suicide is really cool, Urara-chan! Would your friends lie to you?
>>2747776>JOBperaNOT LOOKING GOOD FOR /V/MAPYOI
>>2747776PAKU PAKU DESUWA
>>2747776Damn Taishin works fast
>>2747776>TM Opera O poisons Chrono's water>But mistakes it for her own and diesOpera O is many things, but intelligent may not be one of them.
>>2747776She really burned bright in the end
>>2747776>Ardan and McQueen both benefit from an unknown sponsorNooticing
>>2747776>mejiros get free shit
>>2747776>Ardan receives clean water from an unknown sponsorq/v/een tribute from anonymous>opera poisons herselftypical /v/mapyoicel moment>Someone is giving McQueen free beernot looking good...
>>2747770What style do you like to run? Here's mine, it has some general whites you might want527703502954
>>2747776>gets scared once>burned a neigha aliveSchool shooter uma I swear
>>2747776>Zephyr and Windy linked upNeed it or keep it?
>>2747776Day 2 begins with a show of DOMINATION
>>2747791ENTER
>>2747791Q/v/een shit.
>>2747791ARDAN SHOULD'VE KILLED HER AHHHHHHHH
>>2747787Probably pace and late, but mostly just wondering about generals. I don't know if there's more to go for than things like Uma Stan, Groundworks, THH, Playtime's Over, etc.>MaintenanceShit, that's right. That explains the hunger games.
>>2747791>IT'S OVER CHESTNUTTERS, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
>>2747791>This is not mercy, Beast of Kasamatsu. This is a warning.
>>2747791>the absolute state of Oguri Crap
>>2747791Ardan is on a fucking GENERATIONAL run of dominance what the fuck.
>>2747791Obuhi will kill Ardan now
>>2747791THE STRONGEST
>>2747791Holy KWABOTY
>>2747776>>2747791wtf is Amazon's problem
>>2747791ANOTHER MANTBROKEN TO THE PILE
>>2747803Rice called her a bwo
>>2747804MANTBROKENANTBROKEN
>>2747804>dies of thirstGET FUCKEDGET FUCKEDGET FUCKED GET FUCKEDGET FUCKED
>>2747804WINDY WHAT THE FUCKYOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DEVILISH AGAIN NOT DIE OF THIRST YOU BITCH
>>2747804>Forever Bum losing to McFat
>>2747804>Chrono hunts for flatliners.
>>2747804GOOD.
>>2747804Chrono hunting for the weak is very in character
>>2747776>>2747791Amazon fumbling Rice
>>2747795You can use this list so you know what you want to loop https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pWBnsoH2h7NDm9Q5ZRZ-s9JuyMN-aAI5wJbIEqACCt4/edit?usp=drivesdk
>>2747804Night falls, and the MONSTERS come out of the shadows
>>2747816STOP MANT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2747816FAT FUCK
>>2747816MCFATASS YOU TRAITOR
>>2747816>Special Needs
>>2747816>the fat fuck fell to her death
>>2747816MANT IS BREAKING EVERYONE
>>2747816>Shows up>Accomplishes nothing>Nobody notices when she diesSpetard...
>>2747816>I used to be Queen chrono
>>2747816AGEMASEN
>>2747816>drowning kittensWhat the fuck
>>2747816
>>2747816>McQueen allies with the scenario that can't fanbreak her career
>>2747816>our queen lonely singing a song to herselfShame....
>>2747816SPE NO
>>2747816YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE KILLED MCQUEEN /V/MA.
>>2747816MANT is on a fucking rampage.
>>2747816Day 3, much needed calm before a storm....
>>2747833>McQueen double-crossing MANTWhat is she planning?
>>2747833Rice Villain is plotting.
>>2747833>bwooooo>bwoooo>bwoooooFUCK OFF RICE SHOWER NOBODY LIKES YOU
>>2747834She is a milelet, after all.
>Submit oshi for hunger games twice>Both join a suicide pact
>>2747833!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2747815This shuold be added to the OP imo
>>2747841FLATLINERS WE FUCKING WON
>>2747841CHRONO IS DOWN I REPEAT CHRONO HAS FALLEN
>>2747841MEJIRO MCCOLLUSION
>>2747841>Tp ch-ACK
>>2747841My useless wife finally figured out how to keep warm!
>>2747841>McQueen talked to Chrono>Then she died>Now shes tending to Ardan’s woundsSHE IS THE ENFORCER
>>2747841R A R E yurigem
>>2747841>Rice and Riko hold handsSo that's the purpose of scenario links..
>>2747841FAG SHOWER
>>2747841UNBREAKABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2747856>Ardan ends MANT
>>2747856MY FUARKING QUEENCRYSTALLINE
>>2747856HOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>2747856HORY SHET
>>2747856RIGGED
>>2747856>Rice stalking BourbonIs it fucking HAPPENING
>>2747856THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE
>>2747856BREAKING NEWS: HITLER DEAD
>>2747856Amazon just housekeeping and helping others the whole time
>>2747856I KNEELI SQUEALMY HEADCANON ISN'T REAL
>>2747862>did I just hear something...?>*bwoooooo....bwoooooo*
>>2747856>MejiGOD ArCHAD
>>2747856This queen is a goddamn MONSTER
>>2747856EVEN MORE BLOOD IS SHED
>>2747872KEEP ARDAN IN THE FUCKING HOSPITAL SHE'S TOO STRONG
>>2747872>Bourbon>Thinking
>>2747872She just keeps killing
>>2747872>Bourbon thinks about winning >has done nothing.
>>2747872>Riko>climbing a treeThe least believable thing by far
>>2747872OUR QUEEN SAYS NO NEGROS ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT
>>2747872How are the Mejiros this powerful..
>>2747872Why is makween such a fucking asshole?
>>2747883She's clearly drunk
>>2747872>Please stop praying for my queen u are making her too strong. She broke out of the hospital & cops say their tasers don't work on her
>>2747872Time for the feast!!!!
>>2747848
>>2747886>Oguri Fatass gave up on FOOD of all thingsThat's how you know Ardan is dangerous
>>2747886Oguri... giving up food? Truly, Ardan raped her
>>2747886>Mejiro Ardan is so fucking strong she manages to beat Oguri so fucking bad she abandons food
>>2747856>>2747872>Rice stalking Bourbon>Bourbon thinking about winningI know where this goes
>>2747886Why yes, I will take a second Oguri humiliation, thank you.
>>2747886>Oguri gives up on foodFAKE FATTY
>>2747886>defeated uma runs away>ardan enjoys the feast by herself as they all scurry awayThey're terrified of the q/v/een
>>2747886Ardan could beat Goku
>>2747886Rice sprints away? Who put this fucking sprint mutant in here?
I welcome Ardan as our new goddess
>>2747886This neigha ardan CANNOT be allowed out of the hospital bro
Stop praying for Ardan she's too powerful
>>2747886MEJIRO DOWNI REPEATMEJIRO DOWN
>>2747904VILLAIN OR HERO? YOU DECIDE
>>2747904>Riko injured herselfLMAO
>>2747904JUST LIKE SPRING TENNO SHO
>>2747899this shit is like Akira no cap
>>2747904BOURBOOOOOOOOOOONSHES COMING
>>2747904>1993 Spring Tenno Sho
>>2747904AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS
>>2747904AIEEEEEE
>>2747904The night is quiet....too quiet....
>Uma musume with broken legs: I am growing stronger
>>2747913I'll pay you all 1,500 carats if Riko somehow survives this
>>2747913Oguri will kill Ardan soon I feel it in my bones
>>2747913WEAKo has lasted too long...
>>2747915I am begging a drawchud or editchud to please make this
>>2747915Kek
>>2747913Something big is coming.
>>2747913Day 6, something is going to happen...
Please, anything but a >bwo victory
>>2747922Ardan's dark karma is catching up to her. Can she overcome fate?
>>2747922>Ardan fledAfter McQueen's death she must be in mourning, her legs are giving out.
>>2747922UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!
>>2747927HOW
>>2747927My queen's generational run... is over...
>>2747927WHAT AN UPSET
>>2747927THE TRUE FUCKING QUEEN
>>2747927HOOOLLLY FUUUAARRKKKKKKKKKKK SHE'S DOING IT
>>2747927
>>2747927STOP THISNOT A NINGEN WIN
>>2747927Zephyr spent all of her life force trying to weaken Ardan
>>2747927Based, no I like all the 4 remaining umas, I don't know who to root for
>>2747927THANK YOU UNITY FOR SAVING UMAMUSUME
>>2747927>McQueen dies>Ardan loses all her powers>Dies shortly afterYup, I knew it. Its a clone
>>2747936Pretty kino lineup ngl
>>2747927>ningen kills two umasWHAT THE FUCK
>coughing bomb vs hydrogen baby
>>2747927A FUCKING NINGEN
>>2747940
>>2747927An uneasy alliance facing the inevitability of collapse
>>2747944>0 INT
>>2747944neigha WHAT other fucking tributes
Ardan did not actually lose, it's an ASTER produced clone.
>>2747944WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY HUNTING?!
>>2747944How do we tell them?
>>2747944>MEJIROS could be around here
>>2747944Just gotta be sure
>>2747946Please understand, they still think Spe is alive
>>2747944We are down to the last two.... may the best uma win....
>>2747945>>2747946>>2747948>>2747949They are coming for You, I hope you're ready
>>2747953>dies to berriesKWAAAAAAAAAB
>>2747953>Last two>Rice begs bourbon to kill her>She refuses.HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2747953Bourbon following the laws of robotics.
>>2747953GO FOR THE KILL
>>2747953BOURBON YOU IDIOT SHE'S GOING TO BACKSTAB YOU
>>2747953FATFUCK
>>2747953Will Bourbon live to regret this?
>>2747953>bwo might become /v/macore
>>2747953ITS A TRAP
>>2747953>Because you are my hero.
>>2747953>kills two umas in a 1v2>dies from eating berriesYup that's our Riko!
>>2747960>the two canonical fat fucks fall out of trees and die
>>2747953BOURBON NO DON'T TRUST A FUARKING VILLAINSTOOOOOOOOOP
>>2747953BOURBON NO IT'S THE 1992 KIKUKA SHOBOURBON GET OUT OF THERE
>>2747953ITS A TRAP IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>2747962NYO NYO NYO NYO NYOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2747968Either die a hero or live long enough to became villain...
>>2747953At the edge of my seat.
>>2747953AND NOWONLY ASHES REMAIN......
>>2747974KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2747949I guess no one's been looking at the sky updates...
>>2747974That's my fuarking q/v/een baybeh
>>2747974PRAISE BE TO BARBINDEATH TO THE EVIL BWO
>>2747974THE DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!
>>2747974fuck
>>2747974She trusted you Rice.....why did you have to do it.....
>>2747974VILLIAN DOWN
>>2747974KINO
>>2747974THE VILLAIN HAS BEEN FELLED
>>2747974>RiceNIGGER gets spared and she still tries to backstabDeserved
>>2747974Barbin's only kill btw
>>2747974>Bourbon thinks about winningDid she plan this?
>>2747974The winner is......THE UMASSIAH HERSELF!!!!!!Thanks for enjoying the Ardan Games!
>>2747990Peak fucking fiction
>>2747985RICE YOU FOOL!
How the FUCK did Riko last that long
We were robbed off seeing Ardan vs Bourbon
>>2747990great stuff
>>2747993Zephyr spent her life force weakening Ardan, riko just claimed the kills.
>>2747974>>2747990BASED BOURBONBASED BOURBONBASED BOURBONI APOLOGIZE FOR GETTING MAD AT THE CIPHERPOSTERS, I FUCKING KNEELEAT SHIT "BWOS" AHAHAHAHAHA
I kinda wanna draw ardan beating the shit out of people now
So... what now?Do I post my KSP playthrough? Just kidding, I haven't done my first launch yet.
>>2747993Riko was minmaxed in character creation to be good at killing umas and inept at literally everything else.
>>2748000Now....we play board game online?
Does maintenance end in 11 hours?
>>2748007Hmm, it's a potential.I wish there was an uma mod for Minecraft that wasn't just "BE THE UMA". I wanna train umas in Minecraft, god damn it.
>missed the hunger gamesFuck my nigger life
>>2748008No way maint is that long, I have not done my dailies yet wtf
>>2748008>>2748012it's like two more hours unless they have to extend it, which sometimes they do
>>2748008It's 4 hours, about half way done
Thanks for Tachyon SSR but I will stay with Fuku SSR
>>2748016>
>>2748020>0 priority card>in a 1600 speed cap scenarioSuit yourself neigha
>>2748016Aw man that was fast
>>2748023Well the hunger games kept us entertained. One more host-san?
When will they buff Shichi ult?
>>2748022Not just 1600, but a rainbow = currency scenario
Does Tracen academy have a flag or something I can easily source? I wanna import it into my game.
>>2748026Well I’m fucked even my super duper high priority Kitasan never fucking rainbows.
>>2748025Didn't they just buff it
So like, it's physically impossible for us to catch up to JP right? They have a pretty fast pace right now. I just don't see the localization team being able to work so fast with all the shit jp gets
>>2748009/v/ma mc server when?
>>2748031Nope, City didn't end up getting ger unique rework. It was a wording change
>>2748023The overwhelming amount of data added was during the Unity update, if you go in game to download the extra data it's only 90mb. Since that one put us on the L'Arc patch, I'm guessing the updates added until the next big one are missing outfits for new umas and patch/bugfixes
>>2748035I'm genuinely thinking about it, just hosting it during maintenance days.
Jiggie?
Her scenarioHer vidyaHer franchise
>>2748040She looks shockingly good in this alt
>>2748032we're moving at twice the pace of JP, we're expected to catch up in like 2 and a half years or something
>>2748041She's wearing the color of PISS
>>2748041She still doesn't do it for me man, the hair is just so bad and her head is too round
>>2748043We are moving at 1.47x the pace of JP and they are moving in a pretty fast schedule too.
>>2748046>the hair is just so bad and her head is too roundroundround bros...
they just added independent training. hopefully it's enabled right away
Yeah okay I think its time for me to update my JP files for umaviewer
>>2748046>roundbroken
>>2748040she look unsurprisingly bad in this alt
>>2748043No, it'll be several more years than that before we actually become concurrent with JP, because JP is also getting new content in the same timeframe.
>>2748044>>2748046>>2748052only Torena with small penis slander my hero
>>2748032It’ll take like ten years bro
>>2748049Why wouldnt it be? It should come right after maintenance, it's not tied to a specific hour like banners
The fuck, the 60FPS shit is just for concerts?
>>2748057>Danchou, wake up danchou>We can finally roll for Jungle Pocket!
>>2748032if we're moving in the same direction faster than they are, then we'll catch up to them even if they have a head start
Oh my God we really are ticking closer to GL, surreal to see it actually here
>>2748060Yeppers...but apparently the game runs up to 4K now (locked at 1080p before I believe)
>>2748056sex with smart falcon
>>2748062I would honestly not like to catch up to JP, foresight is just way too useful. I feel like the perfect scenario for me is being exactly 1 year away from JP and then entering normal schedule with a 1 year buffer zone
>>2748061Pokke is December actually2027
>>2748069Do you think that's enough time to save up for her?
>>2748068>foresight is just way too usefulAnon, the likelihood is that we're going to get meta shakeups from here on out.
>Name is Smart Falcon>None of her alts have wit growth
>>2748071Duhhh neigha, its 2027
Did someone say Pokke?I'm surprised she isn't talked about or oshifagged more despite her having her own movie.
>>2748075Even a smart falcon isn't very smart relative to umas.
>>2748068Brother, it will take about eight years before JP and global actually sync up in content. It's so far away that you basically shouldn't even think about it.
>>2748071Sure? Also supposedly she’s the first of certain Uma who you can never use a selector on? You better have them 30k carats ready.
>>2748079Took the words right out of my mouth. The sync is unrealistic. It will take longer to catch up that uma has been around.
>>2748077AO3 does that enough for all of us.And it's usually with Tachyon. Fuji Kiseki/Jungle Pocket is typically Reddit-related.
>>2748077The pokkeganda will increase as we get closer to her reveal. I like her quite a lot, but more just waiting patiently
>>2748082Ao3?
>>2748077I quite like her and think she is absurdly hot but I will reserve posting until I get to train her.
holy shit I didn't realize there is an anni shop until hours ago
>>2747538
>>2748082
>>2748082but I luv Pokke and 'ate Tachyon
>>2748084Designated fanfic website of the western internet. Theres some pretty good stuff there, about 5670 works from what i can tell after filtering the shit i don't wanna see i only get this many works, it's grim
The Pokkeposting is reminding me that Vipers in the Dirt got deleted. That fanfic was so good, why did it have to go :((The premise was that Tanabe dies, and so his troubled nephew is forced to step up to train Pocket, helping her out of the depression.)
Paid banners on anni? I’d like to gamble and lose on a Digitan pull.
>>2748082Pokke and Fuji is better than Pokke and Tachyon but the Umamusume fanbase at large isn't ready to have that conversation.
>>2748093Yeppers, just no selector.
>>2748094Thats common knowledge
>>2748084Archive of Our Own. Very popular fanfic website. Its main gimmick over fanfic.net is that it has booru tagging, though frankly both sites are visually and aesthetically crappier than Fanfic.net from the early 2000s :P
On the topic of fanfiction there is a lot of good stuff on pixiv novels, specially if your uma is unpopular.
guess who will not remove me from the deck because you can't mlb light hello and tachyon SSR
>>2748090Just how much are you filtering? You're barely getting anything.
>>2748100Why would I remove Kitasan Black from my deck anyways? I've got crap-all to use otherwise. What, you think MLB Narita Brian Speed SSR, 0LB Nishino Flower Speed SSR and 2LB Taiki Shuttle Speed R are going to pick up the slack?
>>2748100>Have 3LB Smaru>Can bruteforce tachyon if needed>will just borrow teio wit if I need profYou will KNEEL.
>>2748093Paid gamble banners, no selectors this time I think.
>>2748100I'm not sure what you're trying to imply here? It's 3 speed card scenario. Kita isn't going anywhere until El Condor Pasa next year.
>>2748099>pixiv novelsやだやだやだやだやだやだI won't do my anki reps, you can't make me!
>>2748104Why does wit teio never see use again?
>>2748107Not him but, you COULD remove kitasan in certain context like running a 20% speed uma or if you had access to other speed SSRs.
>>2748108LEARN JAPANESE
Probably dumb question. Right after maintenance, is it likely that any mechanics changes (auto career etc) will take effect. But banner related things and GL release would be at the usual time?
>>2748099Pixiv Novels EXISTS?
>>2748110Theres just no space, you run a specialist style card and ramonu. No time for a generalist.
>>2748115Yup
which sites do you usually go for spicy uma arts? danbooru is pretty bad imo
>>2748116https://www.pixiv.net/novelJust find your favorite uma's name in Japanese and translate the fics. Theres some real gold.
I NEED THIS FAT FUCK SO BAD ITS UNREAL
>>2748122I like mirako but only for bullying.
>>2748115Yeah there's nothing really to do until the 2nd reset. You could try GL to see how it is but Light Hello completely changes the potential of the run. It's not like MANT where you could just jump in since there was no scenario card
>>2748116Of course it exists, and because it’s Japanese I shouldn’t even have to tell you what two of the top tags are on the smut side!
>>2748121So, uhm... How does one figure out their favorite uma?
>>2748128Who is your favourite?
>>2748128https://snep.pw/uma/sorter
>>2748130I've been struggling to figure that out for months now. I feel kind of left out of the おし conversations but at the same time, it's so god damn difficult to pick one.
are 100 free pulls for GL real?
>>2748099I'm not really interested in SoL stuff desu. The two JP fanfics I liked was a cingrey like focused on Ardan and a quest style fic with OCs.And of course like most fanfics I read none of them are finished.
>missed another hunger gamesYou guys need to die ASAP. This isn't fucking fair
>>2748139If we die though, who will host the Hunger Games?
>>2748141Shut the fuck up holy shit, I'm fucking tired of missing everything because you fat narcissistic cunts wait until the very last minute to do it when everyone else is asleep. Fuck off, have empathy (as if an American could lel)
>>2748137100 pulls are real, it being all on Tachyon/Light Hello or split is unknown.
>>2748137It was always 100, the only question was if it was 100 on Tachyon or if 50 were going to the following banner, and it's pretty clearly 100 on Tachyon
>game maintenance's right in my lunch break
>>2748128I don't remember this thread.
>>2748143Someone get this hothead some AC.
>>2748146>and it's pretty clearly 100 on TachyonIt’s not though, it’s using the exact same graphic as JP used and that was split.
>>2748137It should be 60 pulls Tachyon and 40 uma
>>2748154Tachyon banner is running twice as long. Hmm, wonder whatever that could mean, especially since we got 100 on Riko, and KR and China also got 100 on Tachyon
>>2748158Nobody wants 40 Uma
>>2748143Ah, okay. I understand now. I shall duel you to honor my German great grandfather. Give me an hour to go source some horse hair for my eventual schmiss.
>>2748152>>2748163Kill yourselves, you are awful people with no empathy, fuck off
>>2748159You could be right, and I do hope you are. The fact still remains we just don’t know, and you should go into this budgeting for the worst case scenario so you are pleasantly surprised rather than being disappointed.
>>2748165>YOU HAVE NO EMPATHY KILL YOURSELVES!!How very empathetic of you
>>2748170Americans don't count, you subhumans
>>2748174You need Jesus
>>2748165Are you okay?
>>2748175You need to stop doing fun shit when everyone else is asleep. Makes this place worthless
>>2748165I have empathy for you, for I too understand how it feels to be in a different timezone and get completely neglected, but I lack sympathy. You are treating me like shit for something frankly incredibly trivial. >>2748175He needs a bit more than just Jesus; He needs a functional country and some pride in his fellow people. It won't fix all of his problems but hopefully it'd fix enough to get him off our back.
American website, by the way.
>>2748165You can host another hunger games if you want
>>2748178The audacity of this neigha
I need the ricecord to come together next CM. I need everyone to kneel to my imouto and admit they were wrong. Ricebros you need to lock the fuck in with me. Your other aces be damned, you don't stop till you have S dirt S med rice with groundwork setup, festive setup, neck and neck, moving, angling, and 20+ velocity skills. You WILL get A finals win, and you WILL stalk the fuck out of this thread joining every room you see then leaving back to lobby and not watching it until the dust finally settles. WE HAVE TO MAKE THEM LOVE HER.
>>2748183but now is SEA hours anon
>>2748187VILLAINous post
>>2748180>>2748183Fuck off, you've done this so many times leaving us all out of the fun>>2748184I won't, because right now everyone isn't here and unlike you lot I think of others before posting
>>2748192Host a hunger games every hour for an entire week
>>2748187Literally not possible. You have 6 spark slots and up to 3 sparks per slot. To go Dirt G->S, it's 16 sparks and from Medium A->S is 1 spark. The problem is that the only conceivable way to do Dirt G->S is consuming all 6 slots, as 5 limits you to 15 sparks, which would only get you up to G->A.We play a tragic game...
>>2748192Keep running your mouth like that boy and you're asking for a real ass whoopin'
>>2748194You can only go up 4 ranks initially regardless of how many sparks you shove into it
>>2743517Same shit with the fucking faggot that hosted the Princess Stakes 5 hours after the Stakes had ended with everyone asleep, another asshole with no empathy
>>2748192>right now everyone isn't hereSee, this right here is why your continent's failing. In Europe, the sentiment whenever any of you get an idea is "why bother?" Your butcher your own talent and whims by forcing them to justify their existence. It stifles fun, it stifles creativity, and it stifles innovation.Whenever we get a whim in the United States, the question is "why haven't you tried it already?" The guy who hosted the Hunger Games didn't ask for permission, he didn't ask himself what should stop him, he just DID, and we had fun.
>>2748197Really? That's surprising, and even more tragic.
Novice drawfag who drew >>2727117 here. Gimme some other ideas for me to doodle and I'll post em tomorrow
>>2748194You just have to gamble inspirations. I brought an S sprint Cafe to the last CM up from base G.
>>2748199Yeah (you) had fun, instead of doing it with everyone when you had the chance you did fuck all and decided to screw half the people again
>>2748204Mayano Top Gun flying towards the twin towers.
>>2748201It's why making mutants is a pain in the dick, because you're starting at B or C and then need to hit multiple inspirations to get to A surface and S distance
>>2748201Yeah, it's something you'll need to keep in mind. E aptitude is the sweet spot, 10 sparks will take you from E to A. G and F aptitudes have to gamble on inspirations, regardless of how many sparks you bring. The highest you can get F up to before inspration is B, the highest for G is C, so you need some high affinity parents to get those inspirations hitting multiple times.
>>2748199Yuros/SEAs don't have the frontier spirit, the will to set out on their own for glory and do things that others might find inspiring.
>>2748207I had fun. You can have fun too. All you have to do is take action, rather than moping about the American half "screwing over" the other half.Jesus fuck, you're acting like a complete Lithuanian at this point.
>>2748207>everyonenobody else was complaining but you. People needed a way to pass the time right then. Nobody is going to delay a time wasting activity just to please ONE faggot, why should anyone wait for you ungrateful nigger. You think you're the king of /v/ma?
>>2748204Fuji pulling out your chosen card from her cleavage
>>2748207Be the change you want to see bro. Action beats anxiety. Try something, if it doesn't work, think about why and how it can be improved.
>>2748212Americans are incapable of thinking of others that aren't themselves>>2748214There is no king only queens, I'm nobody, I bet many think the same but not say it
>>2748217Okay bitch, well next time you wanna take a nap make sure you let the thread know so everyone can stop what they're doing alright princess?
>>2748217You had so many chances to do your own Hunger Games instead of seething about Burgers, by the way.
>>2748158Those 40 on Falco? Wouldn’t complain about 4 cheeky tenners on her.
>>2748210You can jump multiple though, right? I’m pretty sure I had seen Palmer go B > S Mike once or twice but I might have just gone crazy in my pursuit of a Mike Palmer.
>>2748221Turbo guts banner
>>2748222No, it can happen that you hit multiple distance sparks in the same inspiration
I really wanna jong right now. I might end up creating a Riichi City account for the dangan collab or even >buy Agari on steam
>>2748198>still mad about the dropoutlearn to read ESL, when i write the dropout starts "within 6 hours after the stakes", then i will start the dropout in that timeframeand if you got a problem with that, you had 72 hours time BEFORE the stakes to make a suggestion for the dropout. instead you cry like a baby "wAHHHHHHH dropout is not when i want, fuck that guy, i will cry about it"make your own race if you want it, but don´t come crying for (you)s
>>2748220>shartyfag
>>2748232>shartypants
>>27482316 hours after the Stakes is fucking insane and retarded, how did you ever think it was a good idea? Are you a moron?
Looks like the Windyfag is having a melty now that he's not getting attention anymore.
>>2748234>complains that all the events are focused around American time>gets upset when other events slightly deviate from thatyou aint even making sense neigha. You want it one way but it's the other way
>>2748231Basado Arroz Protagonista!
>>2748241Nobody is awake at 5AM are you retarded?
>JP files won't finish copying over for another hour and a halfNoooooo
>>2748243There's only one timezone YEPPERS
>30 minutes until another maintenance
>>2748243clearly your time zone is irrelevant if all the fun stuff keeps happening when you're asleep
>>2748204Ardan holding or wearing a crown
>>2748198>mass complainer is a drop out shitteroh nonononono
Enough entertaining this crybaby bitch.Post your favorite Uma song NOW.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xpnlv7s4Us
Why can't people just host things during time zones that they themselves are going to be awake and if people don't like that then they can host their own rerun/perrun at a time that is more accessible to them? This shouldn't even be an argument. If you're involved in it you should stop replying. I get that there's no game to play for another half hour but come the fuck on
>have to go to bed soon>won't be able to play GOODBYE HORSESI'M CRYING ON 4CHANGOODBYE HORSESI'M FAPPING FAPPING FAPPING TO ARDAN
>>2748250https://youtu.be/xSlGPvp8MPs?si=06OF5wpMRYSxw7JsI WILL keep requesting this on the jukebox
>>2748250https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQQCBaGO8oUWonder if the angry Euro shitter hates this song too
>>2748222Yes it can happen but it just means you hit inspirations from multiple different parents at the same event. And that's pretty damn rare if you consider how hard it feels to hit S sometimes, that's just a single inspiration over the whole run.
>>2748253Every time I hear this piece of shit in my game I go change the song to bakushin bakushin bakushin.
>>2748254i´m a yuro, not angry and i like it
>>2748254Yanko's head on El's body.
>>2748259Neigha that's Taiki's body, El wishes she was that big.
>>2748257
Odds Light O gets accidentally added in the game instead of Light Hello?
>>2748263Light O%
>>2748223He said 40 Uma though?
>>2748263What if they double mess it up and they put Hell into the game instead?
>>2748251There is no point in hosting anything during these hours because they are dead and even if someone did there wouldn't be enough participants until Americans woke up, which is why hosting at peak hours is the best idea
>>2748183Feels good to be Umerican.
>>2748251Euros can't even be bothered to bake most of the time you think they'll be able to organise a race or event?
>>2748250https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bszt8e1FmyIcertified feng shui banger
>>2748251>>2748272We prefer to wait until there are more people so more can enjoy it, thinking about others, I know it's strange to you, it's ok
>>2748272>be yuro>make the dropout>not recognized because it´s not stakes lvl
>>2748261El isn't that far behind you know.
>>2748277>copy something Americans did>make it worse by overregulating and banning things for fairnessYep it's a Euro event alright
Would you a 0% winrate drunkard?
>>2748277Teio minus 10 minutes to Grand Live.
TEN MINUTES UNTIL MAINTENANCE BEGINS
>>27482837 minutes until showdown
>>2748266He's wrong (unfortunately)
>>2748277I enjoy the dropout and hope you keep it up
>>2748254>that kino spaghetti western interlude in the second halfThis the first time I've heard the entire song. Wtf why didnt they have that in the in-game version? They cut it off at the best part
>>2748283draw your weapon teiobro, time to settle it
I still don't want to play the game though... Leo still hurts
>>2748032GameTora has a page to track this. It's predicting we catch up in 2037.https://gametora.com/umamusume/foresight-timeline
Huh? The maintenance is finish. So where is Grand Live?
>>2748288will keep it up until the end
>>2748295After reset as usual
But we're not getting GL till tomorrow along with the supp cards
>>2748296jah bless king.
>>2748294this is assuming we don't slow down, imagine having new scenarios every 80 days (3 months / 1.5x accel rate)
>>2748295>he wasn't invitedohnonono
Looks like auto is here
>>2748295I really don’t know how any of you could think it would up now, are you retarded?
>>2748295>He forgot to preorder the early accessngmi
this doesn't look like 4K to me...
>>2748300>2037Most of us won't even be alive by then..
>>2748303does this look like the face of a genius?
>>2748306Is the autocareer even there yet? If not, then I doubt the other stuff is activated yet
>>2748309Yes >>2748302
Why can't I fucking roll?!
>>2748303Hey, that's rude, i'm a grow ass man with real responsibility
>>2748309yeppers >>2748302
I would uninstall hachimi for now because it will most likely break really bad once they enable all the changes.
>>2748312Well then to see if 4K 60fps is working I'd check the concerts. Maybe 4K is only for that lol
I was looking forward to the new scenario today...
>>2748319you got about 14 hours sport
>>2748313Stop wearing the onion armor with dual wield colossal weapons.
>>2748319don´t you run away teibro, we have a duel
Ryan is training her heart out. Cute.
>>2748316Can you run these simultaneously with normal career?
>>2748317Didn't have any issues with the Unity update and didn't have any issues setting up an autocareer right now
>>2748327Nope. One or the other
Game database updatehttps://litter.catbox.moe/355mqsldvrm193c6.pnggacha_free_campaign 24 addedbanner 30111 is the tachyon/hello banned10 free rolls per day from July 22 to Jul 27
>>2748331OWARI DA OOMFAGGOTS WON
>>2748331>Five days
>>2748331Why do you have access to their sql logs? Are they just straight up pushing CRUD statements to a sqldb in the app?
>>2748336I just made a copy of the database, updated the game, then ran sqldiff on the two files.
>>2748297>After reset as usualBut why? This shit is weird
>>2748159 How embarrassing >>2748331
>>2747619Oh my career still intact. Thanks cykagames. Not that it matters since I don't get the looped skill to begin with.
>balanced>Stamina>sprintwhat do these 3 mean for auto?SINCE I CANT USE IMAGES
>>2748340It’s how it’s always been neigha why would it be any different now? There are two different reset times.
>>2748344Catbox it
>>2748344>staminaFocuses on raising stamina.>balancedTries to keep an even stat spread.>sprintDoesn't care about stamina.Source: Looked at the descriptors.
>>2748336>>2748338 (Me)And of course you don't need to run a tool like that.You can just open the database in a database viewer and it's all there, or just look on hakuraku. Their database is already updated.sqldiff was so I could more easily see if they changed any skills so I can update my umalator.
Go fat fuck!https://litter.catbox.moe/6qunqtyg012ceq6w.jpg
>>2748344just which stats it will chase after. If you pick sprint I imagine it just goes after speed wit power. Balanced is a mixture, stamina self explanatory.Trying it now and this shit really just runs in the background. Pretty cool. Make sure to set your preferred skills for the event chains in your deck
>>2748351You mean the db is public? What's the end point?
with auto career what is your excuse for flatlining now anon?
>>2748331Actually embarrassing, this company cares more about chinks and gooks than us, I will 100% be uninstalling at the end of the month
Can't wait for 3rd rates to somehow get an S rank auto uma while 1st rates get SS+ auto umas
>>2748355There is literally NO excuse for flatlining anymore. This shit literally runs in the background, you can turn your phone off and all that. You can do this while you're at work. NO excuse
>>2748358But selecting the skills and calendar is too many clicks
>>2748354The database is on your PC. I run on Linux so for me it's located at~/.steam/steam/steamapps/compatdata/3224770/pfx/drive_c/users/steamuser/AppData/LocalLow/Cygames/Umamusume/masterYou can also browse it on https://hakuraku.moe/masterdata
Just started an auto-runLet me guess, you have to pick all those skills every time you want to start a run, right?
>>2748357>somehowit's called decks neigha
>>2748360NUUUUUUUUU I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THE 15 EXTRA SECONDS TO DO ANOTHER TEAM TRIAL
>>2748355>>2748358Leo mindbroke me so hard I don't even want to open the game
It begins lads. Set up career, 50 minutes of bodyweight exercises. Set up career 50 minutes of drawing practice. Set up career, 50 minutes on the bike. If my uma is training, I will too.
I don't want any excuses from flatliners now
>>2748369you can open up /vm/, you can type up a bitchpost, but you cant just start a career that plays itself??
If only I can post images
>>2748371>uma pomodoroholy based
>uma shows fortune voucher to the screen on the autotraining screenbut who is she showing it to if im not there??
>>2748371They need to update this feature to let me queue all 5 borrows.
>server's up>new features live>thread has no imagesYou guys really love being stubborn and unlikable at important moments huh?
>>2748379We're comfy here no need to bake
>>2748379I've never made a new thread and I'm not gonna start now. Get to work and bake. I don't need images personally, so if you want them then bake
>>2748379We're comfy in /uma/ no need to bake
It's just auto-career. It's not important enough for images
I wonder if the trainings scenes while it's in auto mode actually match the stats it's raising. Or if it's just randomly selected.
>>2748379I just post in /uma/ when this happens this thread has always been really weird about baking
>carat drops have been limited down to 20 times a dayFUCK CYGAMES
>imageneighas goes to /uma/Bruh. I mean not surprising but bruh
>>2748355Wait doesn't this mean all the clubs are going to get inflated fan count AGAIN? And FOREVER this time?
>>2748385>>2748382kys niggers
>>2748388This will be absolutely DEVASTATING for /v/mapyoi
>>2748388not only that danchou will do umacaust to anyone pumps out less than 6 million fans a day
>>2748391Keep dying on this dumb hill lad
>>2748386Stop nooticing
>"omg the new update for the game is up">boot up game>start an auto run>close gamethis feels weird
>>2748394I don't care about baking just go one thread without mentioning your shithole for once.
Do autocareer stats actually suffer if you do more races? If not you can just cram in G1s even with G aptitudes in case you win them, right?
>>2748397We're all waiting for Grand Live
>>2748398You clearly do care, so people will mention the shithole, simple as
>>2748397is there a way to specify it for it to kill my mcqueen before classic year?
>if you want really "good" parents you still have to train MANT manuallykms now
>>2748399>even with G aptitudesYour uma won't win with bad aptitudes.
>>2748398its not my shithole. im here. im just saying /uma/ is 4 times faster and has pictures
>>2748402Sadly you can't lose if you have A/A aptitudes on the first race
Ain't baking till GL
You know I kind of realize I'm barely gonna play uma nowkinda mixed feelings that the game is now an idle gameGuess I'll go back to fapping to AI slop tits all day
>>2748403well yeah we're just looping the great grandparents in auto career. When it comes time for real parent making, we gotta pull up our bootstraps and play the actual game. Horrible I know
I wonder how minmaxed the auto career is going to get the more people figure out about it.
>>2748404There's a non-zero chance, if it doesn't hurt stats there's no reason not to do it (except when you reduce your chances of winning other races via too-long race chains).
>>2748408Daiwa bro...
>>2748373Exactly, seeing the game and UI reminds me of my failure and opens my wounds, I even changed my home uma because I couldn't stand looking at her
>>2748412Autocareer stakes when
what is stopping cygay from releasing training pass to global?
>>2748415>ptsd so bad you can't even set up an auto career
Let's gooooo!Get me some star pieces!
CHECK YOUR MAILBOX!
>>2748399you have a greater chance of losing races if you do 3 races in a row, and it gets worse with each race after 3still worth it to do if you have good aptitudes since the penalties aren't too severe unless you're really torturing your horses
>realized update finished>go here to get updates>no images for the updatesWell, okay, then. I'll just assume it's just auto training.
>>2748421>forgot picIt wasn't very good anywayhttps://litter.catbox.moe/11stadxblothtcg9.png
>>2748413>There's a non-zero chanceDo we actually have the numbers on that?>if it doesn't hurt statsIt doesn't? Have JPbros done testing on that?
I start thinking the 100 free pulls was a lie
>>2748430>>2748430
>>2748429We're only getting 60
>>2748429see >>2748331
>>2748428>It doesn't?I don't know, hence why I'm asking.
