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there will be no quality posts until the lan starts why bother
Wasted my entire Sunday for the inevitable Spirit D2 closer again award
Uncbros...
Reminder the only reason anyone cares about this stake Mickey mouse online shit is to desperately claw for VRS points so they can invited to the Elite Events.Tier1 teams only signed up to cuck tier2 fags, classic game theory
>>2766097GIZMY CLEARS
it was the most obvious 1 person wins the map ever
nigga shed 20 years with that beard
>>2766097bo3God, these niggas DO NOT DESERVE BONK AND HIRO
who's gonna be our sylvester stallone to donk's dolph lundgreen?hard mode: must be italian
>>2766106keep seething over nothing lil bro
EGGS PLANE
>>2766126stop feeding it
nip.......
>Y-you can't just dismiss out of hand my dogshit teams "accomplishments", this is the only chance us bottom feeding faggots have!
>>2766143>stavn... awp?>r1nkle goes to... g2?whatever happened there
huh?
>they thought
Top 8 TeamsHow do you think the picks will go?
>>2766170What tier 3 event is this?
Every single T1 team and player doesn't care except donk
>>2766170>100t outhas to be either faze or astralis vs liquid thenbut spirit are probably gonna tryhard and ruin all the fun
Stop playing free2play games you idiots. They're for imbeciles. God I hate every single person who plays these games. Stop breathing.
>>2766234>playing
>>2766170Second place in this 10k/player tier2.5 tournament was promised to mouse 6000 years ago
cs and TF2 are still more fun than almost every other multiplayer game on the market You won't ever have your 80$ game stolen from you for saying a racial slur either
>>2766249What's the yids situation like in Mouz right now? When Sphinx came over I knew for sure they would stage a coup at some point
>>2766181Almost all the top tier 1 teams lost to these tier 3 teams btw
tier1 didn't care though they took the invite to cuck others out of VRS and threw
More cope
your accomplishments invalidated, T1 raped you before the tourney even begun via gametheorymaxxing
t1 more like frauds
desperate for a taste of a drop of that sweet attention t1GODS bathe in
yall watch the latest faze doc?
>>2766611is b0tky innit? then who cars
did valve rig it to have kerrigan win to give oldheads hope
Pretty sure some janny on /v/ autosaged my thread about CS and TF2 because I used a Pepe so I am going to grungepost on that gacha shithole with frogs
>>2766170Pick order should be Pain, Faze, 3Dmax, LiquidPain will for sure 1st pick AstralisFaze will have to pick from Spirit, Mouz, and Mongolz, I'm thinking Mouz is the best pick for us.
when AWP drought was thought to be eternal... three Sniper KINGS started to emerge from tier-2...Stavn the Stabber, JBOEN the Sleepy, Jorko the Goon... only one will be crowned the Rookie AWP of 2026 at the end of Singapore Major...
>>2766689>grok whip me up 3 young serial killers of disparate European phenotype origin
Liquid will get figured out extremely quickly I think. This is a meme run for them, hope they enjoy it.
+walk is skill based movement o algo so is knife movement being faster
>>2766703that reminds me, what's up with stavn and jbiden looking so comically different from each other despite both being danes with danish surnames?is it like the north/south thing?
>>2766719it's a twink / bear thing
>>2766725they'd still look different if their weight swapped
>>2766719jbiden has Celtic blood, stavn has balto-russian blood
>>>/v/744097334tf2fags think they're better than usPub stomping in tf2 is infinitely more enjoyable then something as boring as spray patterns and an awp that instakills even on bodyshot. Movement alone puts tf2 leagues above cs
gogbros we're getting raped by tf2chads in chudpoints we have women characters they don't
wtf dota nattea looks 30cs nattea looks 22are they pulling a rag on us?https://youtube.com/shorts/nTntHZz6-NI?si=-74j6eyzZo0jBm2O
What's the cs2 equivalent of slavoids getting turned into flesh cubes in hoholandia
nigga really talking bout awp instakill when his gay ass game be having random crits
OP AWP is more bullshit than random crits
isn't tftoo like a dead game that only creep weirdos with bad pc's and who are stuck in 2013 still play?
>>2766113what the fuck, that's a crazy difference
>>2766204Everyone had agreed to lose, traveling to Malta to do media day wasn't worth it with the remaining opposition and CCT trophy, but donk couldn't handle the feeling of humiliation, it was different from when they lost on purpose to G2 in a similar scenario. Now the vibes are in the bin cause he wouldn't allow them a longer vacation like all other top teams got, therefore Liquid is winning this tournament
>>2767004yeah, and pedophiles
Because of this thread I find myself sometimes replacing random vowels with 0 in my inner monolog
>>2767194>having an inner monologue>subvocalizing your inner monologue>attempting to subvocalize "0"s in your inner monologuengmi
Team F0rtress Tw0!!!!
>pull up vod of spirit>get full screen replay of donk picking his noseepic
>>2767197>'g'*rman flagopinion disregarded
great bantz from kursy (from ash's twitter)
>>2767447kek
>>2765519>national geographic mirageit's clearly meant to be david attenborough, but launders does not have the voice for itlord knows why they didn't get henryg, harry, or hugo to do it, they're at least british
We are heading to LAN donkbros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12nKTTiogc0actually entertaining vlog, I like how they include comments from people on podcasts, broadcasts and even some random hltv shitposts. I don't think anyone does it better at the moment, parivision and spirit's used to be the best but they've fallen off hard, now faze just needs results that match their video editors level kek
what a downgrade, aside from being kyousuke's past teammate his hair was the only thing he was known for
>>2767939too much glazing but I do like their reality tv-like little interview bitsor rather the idea of them because in reality they end up creating rather generic and corporate answersstill better than Spirit's vlog guy BEGGING anyone from the team to say anything or show any enthusiasm
Word on the street is that Liquid is back (for real this time)
>secure bag>stab team in the back>lead floundering all-star team to major win
Jcobbb is here for the rest of the year.
i was so afraid my little goat was going to lose to 100t after that mirage that i went to bed and started thinking of excuses....13-0 2.84 rating dust2? 2EZ4DONKZYBOT AND DOGESY EXPOSED VS T3 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
flacons bros....
>>27688130.97
can we win this?
>>2768882flacons fans got awfully quiet after this...
How long until this rat turns his back on apEX and the vitachads? Maybe we should start looking into other options...
>>2769342he sent a message to karrigan a few days ago about replacing teses after the major
>spirit and dumb and inexperienced and got ragebaited into trying in this tournamentare they truly tier1?
jl >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pr
anything to boost the fraud goat rifler stats
malbs got married to some latinx goblinhopefully true love
>>2769804Thats his high school honey
Zypoo fears Liquid
>>2769342I think he won too much in a relatively short time, it feels like everything's been accomplished now.At some point it's hard to find motivation to grind as hard as before even for people who have natural drive. and ropz needs the grind to deliver his best performance, he's not like Zywoo who can just connect to the server after playing kz and topfrag easily. Maybe a string of bad results can give him that spark back.
>>2769804looksmatched sadly
>upgrade the 'kuk to something a little flashier to signal my socio-economic status>everything just feels... offwhat's going on?
>>2769955The 'kuk only looks good in vanilla
>>2769975'fraid soit's over for me
>>2769982yvo need to get your money up vanilla kukri chad
>>2770000ugh... imagine that with some matching queen jags....
https://csfloat.com/item/1001952469120582664
>>2769955>>2770013dayum!!!
>>2769857Malbs clears
>>2770000>>2770022reveal your steam account
>>2770041Avra
jLoser finally retire or what?
>>2770321he just didnt get a team
>>2770336but hes a major mvp
But seriously why did all the big teams throw this eventEven ropz who is usually a serious guy who hates losing posted an emoji (:PP) on twitter, indicating that not even he gave a fuck about Bounty
>>2770402liquid is just betterapex even said in pregame interview that they cared a lot
>>2770402because it's a joke event, online mickey mouse stage + 60k for 1st place (same as 4th kek), zero prestigebetter to rest up after cologne and prepare for EWC
kek they're always poolacks
>60k for 1st place (same as 4th kek)
>>2770416you've been crying for days now
>kek they're always poolacks
>AIEEEEEE NO THAT'S NOT REA-ACK
>2770436their website is just retarded
Kek so the thread shitter went from getting raped by karrigan to getting raped by BLASTBrutal back to back rapes
>>2770436do the math, I'm sure you're capable
desperate for even a drop of that sweet glorious attention tier1GODS bathe in every major
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPOORER THAN SKID ROW
falcons is just worse than 100t
>>2770462they had some luck in spraydowns and stuff like rain hiding in the cat smoke but they also read falcons pretty welli also still don't understand the round where it's 2v3 and niko picks up the awp and monesy is on ak - then niko goes out long doors with the deagle
>>2770485you can't really excuse losing 13-7 when you win both pistolsbut they definitely threw the last anubis round 3v1
>>2766736its the other way around.
>>2770044:)
>>2770485what they had was a falcons team back right after player break and gla1ve calling mid roundsI'll be more interested in how they'll do now that they'll - hopefully - get more lan invites
>>2770574right, they can have coaches talk midgame online. maybe hally was actively sabotaging after all
>>2770574if gizmy could take those monte players that far in cologne it will be interesting to see
jboen endorsed by the GOAT awper
>hasbeen has something nice to say about wannabe
>>2770641Blessed post by the one and true french goatLET'S GO FAZE CLAN!*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
brokybros...
thats not m1nesy
>>2759417My team is FazeFaze the fuck up bitch ass niggasI like Vitality too but >>2756014Also Liquid is a much stronger team than 100gambunx, losing to dev0rce in 2026 is just appalling
>>2758593>>2758597Genuinely what is their problem with kl0m? He had a good showing on MIBR.>>2758628WE love heavyGAWD, HUNTER and MATYS
>>2758812>KARRISCHIZO ON SUICIDE WATCHK. W. A. B.https://www.hltv.org/matches/2396005/100-thieves-vs-falcons-blast-bounty-2026-season-2
>>2760063>>2760119>>2760137kek paconer you're so buckbroken you think I'm everywhere kekekekeke>>2760133unironically this, fuck all big orgs and big org cocksuckers
>>2761106falcons have a ******majorthe mickiest of mice of trophies>>2761195I say this, everyday.>>2761544paypal to rifle, kick nerdz and bring in klimwhat is wrong with g2 management seriously>>2762319I'm red blooded O'Irish, browngentinianer.>>2763004KWAAAAAAAAB
seething raped mexican
kek just noticed paconer put a different thread name this time, after seething shidding and crying for months about the thread name not being exactly suited to his autistic needs kwaaaaab>>2764667+br1ky asap unironically>>2764838kek that callout was basedit was so subtle too>>2765148nigga I ain't even posted in a week kek paconer is just mindraped
utterly mindraped kwab
>>2769955>>2769982maybe because the print gloves give off trashy new money vibesyou need something classy, driver gloves and broken fang gloves are good
>>2770447kek silence rapedhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2396005/100-thieves-vs-falcons-blast-bounty-2026-season-2>>2770462#trvkebigbang>>2770584holy buckbroken kek
@paconercalm down your boyfriend
^paconer btwxhe frequently refers to xhimself in third person
kek he'll never get over ithis tier2 shitters couldn't even attend
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394900/natus-vincere-vs-spirit-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394991/natus-vincere-vs-falcons-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394995/natus-vincere-vs-g2-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394978/vitality-vs-9z-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394986/spirit-vs-9z-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394999/falcons-vs-vitality-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395002/furia-vs-falcons-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/49278406/brazil-vs-norway-live-world-cup-2026-updates-score-commentary-result
can you stop fucking up OP for one fucking thread?
What team is br1ky going to next?
https://youtu.be/_AoW1Hl7vFc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc6v9Bzxqd0
That's world record innit?
>>2770436>>2770461It's $60k plus the bounty collected throughout the tournament which historically is $2-300k
>>2772717he doesn't care. he's just going to keep spamming it.
holy BASED
V E R T I G OERTIGO
>>2770013sold :)
why does this game attract some of the dumbest fucking people alive
fl0m fucks trannies
>>2773802probably but do we have proof
>>2773802based & christpilled
>>2773596>>2766234
>>2773802were you one of them?
>>2773802>newfag thinks "rl fucks trannies" is a joke or something that can just be applied to anyonenext week you'll tell me some other random e-celeb killed their wifelurk more
banks killed his wife
>>2772717>>2772733let taconer cope with his fag team bombing out
>falc0ner in 6thK E K W A B
holy raped
>>2774726falcons will win because there's so many irrelevant esports there and they got teams in all of them
we're bringing back vertigo lads
absolutely desperate for a drop of that sweet t1GOD attention kek
xe tier juan in question: >>2774716
what tier are Faze Clan?
>>2774820Tier 1.5 with JBOENTier 1 when (((they))) are kicked
Why don't I remember seeing this "faze clan" at the Cologne Major?
New karrigan rape just dropped
neetoner
>>2774121i've been playing since 1999 and it wasn't THAT bad before CSGO, i mean the average CS player in 1.6 wasn't exactly a 140 IQ genius but nowadays we might as well be playing fucking football or something. most of the community is just the absolute dregs of society, wallmart people, fats, addicts, low IQs, poors. it's really disgusting.
