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there will be no quality posts until the lan starts why bother
Wasted my entire Sunday for the inevitable Spirit D2 closer again award
Uncbros...
Reminder the only reason anyone cares about this stake Mickey mouse online shit is to desperately claw for VRS points so they can invited to the Elite Events.Tier1 teams only signed up to cuck tier2 fags, classic game theory
>>2766097GIZMY CLEARS
it was the most obvious 1 person wins the map ever
nigga shed 20 years with that beard
>>2766097bo3God, these niggas DO NOT DESERVE BONK AND HIRO
who's gonna be our sylvester stallone to donk's dolph lundgreen?hard mode: must be italian
>>2766106keep seething over nothing lil bro
EGGS PLANE
>>2766126stop feeding it
nip.......
>Y-you can't just dismiss out of hand my dogshit teams "accomplishments", this is the only chance us bottom feeding faggots have!
>>2766143>stavn... awp?>r1nkle goes to... g2?whatever happened there
huh?
>they thought
Top 8 TeamsHow do you think the picks will go?
>>2766170What tier 3 event is this?
Every single T1 team and player doesn't care except donk
>>2766170>100t outhas to be either faze or astralis vs liquid thenbut spirit are probably gonna tryhard and ruin all the fun
Stop playing free2play games you idiots. They're for imbeciles. God I hate every single person who plays these games. Stop breathing.
>>2766234>playing
>>2766170Second place in this 10k/player tier2.5 tournament was promised to mouse 6000 years ago
cs and TF2 are still more fun than almost every other multiplayer game on the market You won't ever have your 80$ game stolen from you for saying a racial slur either
>>2766249What's the yids situation like in Mouz right now? When Sphinx came over I knew for sure they would stage a coup at some point
>>2766181Almost all the top tier 1 teams lost to these tier 3 teams btw
tier1 didn't care though they took the invite to cuck others out of VRS and threw
More cope
your accomplishments invalidated, T1 raped you before the tourney even begun via gametheorymaxxing
t1 more like frauds
desperate for a taste of a drop of that sweet attention t1GODS bathe in
yall watch the latest faze doc?
>>2766611is b0tky innit? then who cars
did valve rig it to have kerrigan win to give oldheads hope
Pretty sure some janny on /v/ autosaged my thread about CS and TF2 because I used a Pepe so I am going to grungepost on that gacha shithole with frogs
>>2766170Pick order should be Pain, Faze, 3Dmax, LiquidPain will for sure 1st pick AstralisFaze will have to pick from Spirit, Mouz, and Mongolz, I'm thinking Mouz is the best pick for us.
when AWP drought was thought to be eternal... three Sniper KINGS started to emerge from tier-2...Stavn the Stabber, JBOEN the Sleepy, Jorko the Goon... only one will be crowned the Rookie AWP of 2026 at the end of Singapore Major...
>>2766689>grok whip me up 3 young serial killers of disparate European phenotype origin
Liquid will get figured out extremely quickly I think. This is a meme run for them, hope they enjoy it.
+walk is skill based movement o algo so is knife movement being faster
>>2766703that reminds me, what's up with stavn and jbiden looking so comically different from each other despite both being danes with danish surnames?is it like the north/south thing?
>>2766719it's a twink / bear thing
>>2766725they'd still look different if their weight swapped
>>2766719jbiden has Celtic blood, stavn has balto-russian blood
>>>/v/744097334tf2fags think they're better than usPub stomping in tf2 is infinitely more enjoyable then something as boring as spray patterns and an awp that instakills even on bodyshot. Movement alone puts tf2 leagues above cs
gogbros we're getting raped by tf2chads in chudpoints we have women characters they don't
wtf dota nattea looks 30cs nattea looks 22are they pulling a rag on us?https://youtube.com/shorts/nTntHZz6-NI?si=-74j6eyzZo0jBm2O
What's the cs2 equivalent of slavoids getting turned into flesh cubes in hoholandia
nigga really talking bout awp instakill when his gay ass game be having random crits
OP AWP is more bullshit than random crits
isn't tftoo like a dead game that only creep weirdos with bad pc's and who are stuck in 2013 still play?
>>2766113what the fuck, that's a crazy difference
>>2766204Everyone had agreed to lose, traveling to Malta to do media day wasn't worth it with the remaining opposition and CCT trophy, but donk couldn't handle the feeling of humiliation, it was different from when they lost on purpose to G2 in a similar scenario. Now the vibes are in the bin cause he wouldn't allow them a longer vacation like all other top teams got, therefore Liquid is winning this tournament
>>2767004yeah, and pedophiles
Because of this thread I find myself sometimes replacing random vowels with 0 in my inner monolog
>>2767194>having an inner monologue>subvocalizing your inner monologue>attempting to subvocalize "0"s in your inner monologuengmi
Team F0rtress Tw0!!!!
>pull up vod of spirit>get full screen replay of donk picking his noseepic
>>2767197>'g'*rman flagopinion disregarded
great bantz from kursy (from ash's twitter)
>>2767447kek
>>2765519>national geographic mirageit's clearly meant to be david attenborough, but launders does not have the voice for itlord knows why they didn't get henryg, harry, or hugo to do it, they're at least british
We are heading to LAN donkbros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12nKTTiogc0actually entertaining vlog, I like how they include comments from people on podcasts, broadcasts and even some random hltv shitposts. I don't think anyone does it better at the moment, parivision and spirit's used to be the best but they've fallen off hard, now faze just needs results that match their video editors level kek
what a downgrade, aside from being kyousuke's past teammate his hair was the only thing he was known for
>>2767939too much glazing but I do like their reality tv-like little interview bitsor rather the idea of them because in reality they end up creating rather generic and corporate answersstill better than Spirit's vlog guy BEGGING anyone from the team to say anything or show any enthusiasm
Word on the street is that Liquid is back (for real this time)
>secure bag>stab team in the back>lead floundering all-star team to major win
Jcobbb is here for the rest of the year.
i was so afraid my little goat was going to lose to 100t after that mirage that i went to bed and started thinking of excuses....13-0 2.84 rating dust2? 2EZ4DONKZYBOT AND DOGESY EXPOSED VS T3 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
flacons bros....
>>27688130.97
can we win this?
>>2768882flacons fans got awfully quiet after this...
How long until this rat turns his back on apEX and the vitachads? Maybe we should start looking into other options...
>>2769342he sent a message to karrigan a few days ago about replacing teses after the major
>spirit and dumb and inexperienced and got ragebaited into trying in this tournamentare they truly tier1?
jl >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pr
anything to boost the fraud goat rifler stats
malbs got married to some latinx goblinhopefully true love
>>2769804Thats his high school honey
Zypoo fears Liquid
>>2769342I think he won too much in a relatively short time, it feels like everything's been accomplished now.At some point it's hard to find motivation to grind as hard as before even for people who have natural drive. and ropz needs the grind to deliver his best performance, he's not like Zywoo who can just connect to the server after playing kz and topfrag easily. Maybe a string of bad results can give him that spark back.
>>2769804looksmatched sadly
>upgrade the 'kuk to something a little flashier to signal my socio-economic status>everything just feels... offwhat's going on?
>>2769955The 'kuk only looks good in vanilla
>>2769975'fraid soit's over for me
>>2769982yvo need to get your money up vanilla kukri chad
>>2770000ugh... imagine that with some matching queen jags....
https://csfloat.com/item/1001952469120582664
>>2769955>>2770013dayum!!!
>>2769857Malbs clears
>>2770000>>2770022reveal your steam account
>>2770041Avra
jLoser finally retire or what?
>>2770321he just didnt get a team
>>2770336but hes a major mvp
But seriously why did all the big teams throw this eventEven ropz who is usually a serious guy who hates losing posted an emoji (:PP) on twitter, indicating that not even he gave a fuck about Bounty
>>2770402liquid is just betterapex even said in pregame interview that they cared a lot
>>2770402because it's a joke event, online mickey mouse stage + 60k for 1st place (same as 4th kek), zero prestigebetter to rest up after cologne and prepare for EWC
kek they're always poolacks
>60k for 1st place (same as 4th kek)
>>2770416you've been crying for days now
>kek they're always poolacks
>AIEEEEEE NO THAT'S NOT REA-ACK
>2770436their website is just retarded
Kek so the thread shitter went from getting raped by karrigan to getting raped by BLASTBrutal back to back rapes
>>2770436do the math, I'm sure you're capable
desperate for even a drop of that sweet glorious attention tier1GODS bathe in every major
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPOORER THAN SKID ROW
falcons is just worse than 100t
>>2770462they had some luck in spraydowns and stuff like rain hiding in the cat smoke but they also read falcons pretty welli also still don't understand the round where it's 2v3 and niko picks up the awp and monesy is on ak - then niko goes out long doors with the deagle
>>2770485you can't really excuse losing 13-7 when you win both pistolsbut they definitely threw the last anubis round 3v1
>>2766736its the other way around.
>>2770044:)
>>2770485what they had was a falcons team back right after player break and gla1ve calling mid roundsI'll be more interested in how they'll do now that they'll - hopefully - get more lan invites
>>2770574right, they can have coaches talk midgame online. maybe hally was actively sabotaging after all
>>2770574if gizmy could take those monte players that far in cologne it will be interesting to see
jboen endorsed by the GOAT awper
>hasbeen has something nice to say about wannabe
>>2770641Blessed post by the one and true french goatLET'S GO FAZE CLAN!*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
brokybros...
thats not m1nesy
>>2759417My team is FazeFaze the fuck up bitch ass niggasI like Vitality too but >>2756014Also Liquid is a much stronger team than 100gambunx, losing to dev0rce in 2026 is just appalling
>>2758593>>2758597Genuinely what is their problem with kl0m? He had a good showing on MIBR.>>2758628WE love heavyGAWD, HUNTER and MATYS
>>2758812>KARRISCHIZO ON SUICIDE WATCHK. W. A. B.https://www.hltv.org/matches/2396005/100-thieves-vs-falcons-blast-bounty-2026-season-2
>>2760063>>2760119>>2760137kek paconer you're so buckbroken you think I'm everywhere kekekekeke>>2760133unironically this, fuck all big orgs and big org cocksuckers
>>2761106falcons have a ******majorthe mickiest of mice of trophies>>2761195I say this, everyday.>>2761544paypal to rifle, kick nerdz and bring in klimwhat is wrong with g2 management seriously>>2762319I'm red blooded O'Irish, browngentinianer.>>2763004KWAAAAAAAAB
seething raped mexican
kek just noticed paconer put a different thread name this time, after seething shidding and crying for months about the thread name not being exactly suited to his autistic needs kwaaaaab>>2764667+br1ky asap unironically>>2764838kek that callout was basedit was so subtle too>>2765148nigga I ain't even posted in a week kek paconer is just mindraped
utterly mindraped kwab
>>2769955>>2769982maybe because the print gloves give off trashy new money vibesyou need something classy, driver gloves and broken fang gloves are good
>>2770447kek silence rapedhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2396005/100-thieves-vs-falcons-blast-bounty-2026-season-2>>2770462#trvkebigbang>>2770584holy buckbroken kek
@paconercalm down your boyfriend
^paconer btwxhe frequently refers to xhimself in third person
kek he'll never get over ithis tier2 shitters couldn't even attend
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394900/natus-vincere-vs-spirit-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394991/natus-vincere-vs-falcons-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394995/natus-vincere-vs-g2-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394978/vitality-vs-9z-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394986/spirit-vs-9z-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394999/falcons-vs-vitality-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395002/furia-vs-falcons-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/49278406/brazil-vs-norway-live-world-cup-2026-updates-score-commentary-result
can you stop fucking up OP for one fucking thread?
What team is br1ky going to next?
https://youtu.be/_AoW1Hl7vFc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc6v9Bzxqd0
That's world record innit?
>>2770436>>2770461It's $60k plus the bounty collected throughout the tournament which historically is $2-300k
>>2772717he doesn't care. he's just going to keep spamming it.
holy BASED
V E R T I G OERTIGO
>>2770013sold :)
why does this game attract some of the dumbest fucking people alive
fl0m fucks trannies
>>2773802probably but do we have proof
>>2773802based & christpilled
>>2773596>>2766234
>>2773802were you one of them?
>>2773802>newfag thinks "rl fucks trannies" is a joke or something that can just be applied to anyonenext week you'll tell me some other random e-celeb killed their wifelurk more
banks killed his wife
>>2772717>>2772733let taconer cope with his fag team bombing out
>falc0ner in 6thK E K W A B
holy raped
>>2774726falcons will win because there's so many irrelevant esports there and they got teams in all of them
we're bringing back vertigo lads
absolutely desperate for a drop of that sweet t1GOD attention kek
xe tier juan in question: >>2774716
what tier are Faze Clan?
>>2774820Tier 1.5 with JBOENTier 1 when (((they))) are kicked
Why don't I remember seeing this "faze clan" at the Cologne Major?
New karrigan rape just dropped
neetoner
>>2774121i've been playing since 1999 and it wasn't THAT bad before CSGO, i mean the average CS player in 1.6 wasn't exactly a 140 IQ genius but nowadays we might as well be playing fucking football or something. most of the community is just the absolute dregs of society, wallmart people, fats, addicts, low IQs, poors. it's really disgusting.
>>2775147how do I buy it?I've never bought stickers and shit like that, but I want the karrigan one
>Why don't I remember seeing this "faze clan" at the Cologne Major?
>>2776407>flamus to vp
this makes you mad
>>2776445Jcobbb STAYS!
Mane he just don't give a fukkk nomo...https://youtu.be/6neDNzn9sno?si=6BbLaEIWQUofuByI
>>2776445Twistzz is a good T-side igl now
How should valve punish good teams for throwing in meme tournaments
>>2776702force polish "people" onto their team
>>2776706kek
we're in here btwhttps://www.twitch.tv/jlcs2
WAAAAAAAAATCHhttps://youtu.be/myD3_DWfnXg
blast draft in 10 minutes
LET'S GO FAZE CLAN*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91OwNmmGpyc
>>2776987kek now they're going to get bodied by elige round 1
NEO wants revenge on FaZe
>no more stars , faze!>4 is already 3 too manyI guess blast can be a tiny bit based once in awhile
pooxi is so afraid of showing his face in public LOLhe knows everyone there would just start laughing at him so he has to send NEO, a two-week coachpathetic
Faze v Mongols is the match
Gay show, literally everyone predicted the picks a week before hand.
is maui standing on something
The Spirit FaZe grand final is gonna go crazy
NatTea is so hot bros
The world is salivating at a Liquid vs FaZe grand final.
>simultaneous quarters on lanare u fr niggas
spirit vs liquid decides entire tournament>>2777198not happening. maybe hltv doesn't have real times yet.
>>2777202>NA games first timeslotevery lan is the same shitand this one is the prestige match of the day, no1 gives a fuck about mouz 3dmax
Damn they have a real chance of getting a tsunami of VRS
okay these are correct times
scared?
>blast bounty was such a massive failure they immediately changed the format to Lan group stages with multiple games being played before elimmakes sense
>>2777224Liquid3dmaxFazePain
donk vs brazilian donk finals
>surely poles cannot be that bad at counterstr-ACK
>twistzing the defintion of canadian to include jeets
you know shit like that be fake when xertion be #4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vr0Wq3vrP8ITS UP! ITS MOTHERFUCKING UP!!!
I went to the doctor and he said I have faze DNA...
>>2777553go away you disgusting curry nigger
>>2777940>nertz on the enemy team>magno's swingUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>2777940shouldnt spirit be practicing instead
why is the NA game first up? stupid organizers
some random faceit player is already 10x the player b0tky was, jcobb is polish, and twistzz is washed but yeah it was karrigoat's fault f0ze missed the major
nafany and Ax1le's mix finally getting signed to an org, ggs
turncoat ass jeet launders has officially switched up on faze clannow i can be honest about him and his dogshit casting, genuinely one of the worst to ever do it
are latvians the poles of the baltics?
>First day on my first job tomorrow>Miss out on el0ge j0rking d2nkOh well, #LiquidUP I guess....
Who cares about BlastWhen is BBCG playing
Does BCG have a chance to make it to the Singapore major? They need to get to top 26 EU from scratch by 2nd November.
>>2778147He would be better if he shut the fuck up during any and all tense moments, and stopped doing his gay hype voice that makes him sound like a skinwalker
SpiritMouzMongolzPainGonna be very predictable
>>2779137they'll get there via the Liquid Method
>>2779196-elec +techno4k
now that the dust has settled, what was green's problem?
>top2 teams face off immediately in elimination gameepic
>>2779150what timezone is this, Aussie?
>>2779298East Coast AU yeah
its a shame this MVP wont do much to move the needle for Donks POTY campagin
what's the purpose of hltv putting up big quotes of what I read 5 secs ago or am about to read in 5 secs multiple times in every article? or replacing words with a synonym inside [ ]?
>>2779150This would have been a more interesting tournament if it weren't for the fact Spirit-Liquid is the first match. Spirit should win and take the whole thing. No one is close to them here.
This could be somewhat entertaining if they carry their online performance forward. Probably a boring total wipe though
Liquid's funeral is beginning
m0lbs
holy shit spirit actually won a pistol round
>>2779706they'll get raped on d2 and mirage, i'll be satisfied if they can win anubis
>>2779771d2 looks very winnable so far
malbs 0 kills since round 11
jt threw the map that round jfc
is anyone else's hltv fully loaded, but still loading the page? did they fuck up the site somewhere?>>2779789malbs when it matters
either these casters are deliberately casting as if it was intended for brand new viewers or it's coming off that way cause they just learned all the things they're saying themselves recently. it's annoying to be honest to hear them state the most obvious facts about players and situations as if it was revolutionary, sad to say they've become fully washed since stockholm or whenver they last cast t1
is voo like 7 feet tall holy shit lol
is liquid really gonna lose?
>>2779833looks like they're checked out already
>>2779824standing next to two small women makes most men seem tall
malbs 2 kills in the last 14 rounds played
>>2779833worse, they're getting raped...
liquid is losing intentionally. they need to get to the stake tournament.
>>2779848I've never cared to learn how vrs works. If they beat spirit and won this wouldn't it be worth more than some stake thing
now this is the liquid I know
why would tn1r pick up the awp lol they're rich
>>2779863low hp
Flukequid already exposed
what did he mean by this?
donk is so hot
pequod comeback starts now
Damn what an anti climatic way to finish this run. Liquid eliminated vitality for nothing, I would much rather have no fans dan lift another trophy than donkey boy and the fat tranny.
you only need 3 ct rounds
>>2779877At least they nabbed valuable VRS points and set a statement they're a team with potential, even if they did get trounced by Spirit
liquid spirit was closer with siuhyare you noticing?
welcome back on lan, Liquid
>>2779892why are you Polish?
>>2779892no it wasn't. a month after that match at iem rio they got basically the same results as this match
>>2779892just put the fries in the bag, Kamil
crazy rotation
>>2779877>he seriously thought liquid was actually going to win on lan and the vitality+g2 games weren't just online nonsenseishygddt
>>2779892this. siuhy just had that aura. with him they would've had a chance.
Unlucky, he got a leg shot
>>2779848trvke, tournament didn't matter anymore
Zontix is literally me
tryhard zont1x
they really made a segment out of a 60 dollar prize
I didn't know zontix was such an autist before that segment kek
>french vs jews+prit's a tough one....but apparently 3dmax are underdogs, so I guess I'll root for them
Jorko is good doe
>>2779976CHADtimate clears easily tho
>>2779982Nah. kektimate doesn't even pass the eye test
>>2779986>eye testthat has been deboonked long time ago lilbro
>>2779993In any case he hits more shots and he's faster. Ultimate was slow as fuck and barely hit shit. Jerker is a clear upgrade.
>>2779986>eye teststatsfag npc detected
>>2779998GODtimate was limited by el0ge and m0lbshe will DOMINATE in his next team
he has a negative impact in almost every match he plays but secretly he's actually pretty good!
kursy stopped being bad once he became attractive, many such cases, the skill being stored in the fat theory is thoroughly debunked at this point
>>2780020truebrains = fatskills = muscle
did not expect blast to reference goatse
>>2780040they constantly employ scrawndersthey're the biggest degenerates in the scene
nah we ultimate backhttps://x.com/CS2Universe/status/2041828004318359954
jews losing
waiting until after time is heavily underused, weird when so much else is optimized and it being such a massive punishment. you see situations like the one just now so often where just holding off 2 more secs screws the opponent
>>2780121unironically because players just wants to statpad and make sure they get the kills themselves
>>2780124sure seems like it, but essentially having a 5v4 the next round should be more enticing especially in a close game where you're the underdog
GLAWKS
with hungarians u lose
>xertion standing up, rubbing it in their faces>loses next roundit's like every mouz high always turns into a double low
from these 2 anti ecos alone I can confidently say bodyy is better, what a bum actually lost them this map
>>2780172Kek which round? Just started watching
>Wake up>See Liquid BTFO
>>2780175>mouz won 2nd after losing pistols>xertion stands up and taunts 3dmax>mouz lose to the forced ct eco right after
>>2780176hitting your desk with your elbow seems like a weird choice
>>2780179kek what a raped bitch
>>2780176>mfw
This new 3DMAX kinda popping off ngl... Just a few months ago they were a shitty team.
mouz are so bad
Holy shit lmfao how did they fuckin lose that???
>>2780200mouz are very bad still to be fair, not even close to their 2025 level, happy to see them lose though
imagine being called bots by 3DMIDLMAO
They kept this academy bum over jL?
>>2780200last few games they looked decent, but before that idk. i've watched a lot of their games this year and they are not consistent
>>2780212I would've as wellI would've also told xertion to fuck off when he said he wanted to igl
>PRhe already needs a new team
nice xertionnow do it irl
sup chatallez allez
>>2780230
yep. 3dmax is losing this one
Mouz are never beating the CT merchants allegations
>oy vey
>>2780240>Mouz are never beating the merchants allegationsftfy
both teams taking turns throwing
gg
my logitech mouse scroll wheel brokelogitech is so fucking bad, never buying anything from them again
>>2780264NOT SO FAST#VAMOUZ
>>2780283they literally almost broke mouz's economy for the rest of the game and lost to a force lol. what a clownshow
xertion?
how the fuck did xertion lose that
lmao
>>2780295Did something happen in his life. A good amount of this year he does not seem very impressive
>>2780298he broke up with his old gf and got some gold digger whore instead
>>2780303Faith of all the awpers it seems like. Shiro's next.
>>2780314i think sh1ro has been with his gf a while though
>>2780317Yeah but it all collapses sooner or later. Didn't dev1ce get fucked up by a girl as well?
>>2780319>Didn't dev1ce get fucked up by a girl as well?noit was the related move to sweden that killed him
take a little dip friendo
>>2780319He was with that cheating Swede Emilia Hult. He got married to someone else recently.
>>2780334>>2780323So he was doing well and then the chick cheated on him and he got worse?
>losing 5v2what is mouz doing
Does anyone else think it's weird that Mouz made roster changes? I know Jimmi was struggling but realistically their only problem was they kept running into Vitality.
>>2780357they got mindbroken by being eliminated by 9z
>>2780357>Does anyone else think it's weird that Mouz made roster changes?nothey've got xertion high on his own farts and spinx who absolutely nobody else in tier 1 wants to play withthis team isn't "soulless" or "auraless" anymore. It's satanically toxic in that disgusting fake-smile feminine wayI'm glad jimmy made it out
>>2780357good for jimi. excited to see aurora next year. they'll almost certainly trade out woxic or xantares
lmao holy shit
another map. yawn.
i miss freya
So vitality's biggest threat in 2025 goes life and death vs 3DMAX in 2026 lmao.
>>2780381Pretty sure their biggest threat in 2025 was Falcons
>>2780400or spiritor navi (lol just kidding)
3dmax are fucking retardedeither be more proactive or just play retakeffs...
>>2780424they're gassed. already 2 rounds where there was an ak next to a player to save and they didn't pick it up lol
NAF needs to go
>>2780430>they're gassedpetition to gas mouz instead?
>>2780439nobody cares
>>2780442How do you know? Did you poll literally EVERYONE?
>>2780439is there any na player that can replace him?
>>2780446Twistzz
>>2780439
why is maka so brown?
>>2780439we love NAF here tho
>>2780449he's whiter than the average "frenchman" today
okay match is over. we're watching this nowhttps://youtu.be/ky5f1pR37KI
alright just call it
NATOsisters raped and gaped
>>2779871>>2779877>>2779892>>2779982kek classic butthurt belt
>how long have you been supporting mouz for?>since todaylolmouz just have to give out free shit if they want more fans
apologize
>>2780507im sorry you are polish....
why do they look so happy about losing?
>>27805455000$
>>2780545gained like 200 vrs and are going to win stake now instead of forfeiting two games to #335 and #100 vrs teams
>mid-video gfuel(rekt energy?) commercials>taste the faze!I just can't anymore.... thank fuck rain and karrigan got out
>>2780619lmao they're so washedimagine having to support f0zevery cucked
s1mple plays soon with his new superteam. The journey to tier 1 begins.
Deko's streamer team won that Russian LAN with all their tier3 teams kek
>>2780773holy carry
>>2780774>not throwing to gift vp their vrsRetards
>>2780783>professional team can't beat streamers playing for funkekaroo
>>2780773All this bullshit about "russian prodigy factory" is phoney. Russia has no tangible talents that would break into tier-1 after kyousuke.They have no IGLs, they have no AWPers, half of sub-100 VRS are fixers, and the rest are just not good enough. Look at PARIVISION, you'd think one of them were gonna become a tier-1 rifler. Nope, two onliners out and two are not showing promise to be top 20. The team is still Jame + zweih, and I guess they were tired of running the talent mill with the signing of FL1T.
>>2780815holy seethe lol
>>2780825I am russian, and I am speaking uncomfortable truth that the western analysts have deluded themselves to ignore
>>2780830you know nothing about professional Counter Strike
>>2780815don't know about igl but like half of the promising t2 players atm are russian
>>2780838You're welcome to actually point out the things you disagree on>>2780839And that's what they'll remain: promising. Language barrier doesn't allow them to join proper academies with proper coaching staff and leadership, so all of them float between various mixes before they get locked inside a gambling org contract they'll remain in until they're not promising anymore. lattykk and 1win, deko and 1win/Aurora, Magnojezzz and BetBoom just to name a few, and those are the guys that would be an HLTV headline if they were in MOUZ NXT, NAVI Jr., GamerLegion, HEROIC etc. There are more who would be on the level of zweih, a.k.a. just good players of their roles akin to mezii.
>>2780815>They have no IGLs, they have no AWPers, half of sub-100 VRS are fixers, and the rest are just not good enoughyou're making them sound like NA, broif VP weren't such big assholes, you'd probably be able to make another national tier 1½-1 team
>>2780856somebody tell this ruski that the unpopular opinion gimmick has played itself out long time ago...
>>2780863>you're making them sound like NA, broNA has no talent period, RU has no one to actually form a proper tier-1 team. It's been YEARS, and we've still got the 3* IGLs that can call a proper game: Jame, magixx (previously chopper), Boombl4 (previously Zeus). That's IT. No Aleksib, no kyxsan, no max, no Krabeni, no Gizmy, no lux.Jame has to whine that it's literally impossible to do what he wants to do, AWP full-time, because without him there's no one left who can teach these shitters something.Even then he's teaching the style that no one will be able to replicate because he's one of the smartest people of the scene and it'd be impossible to find a guy who can not only replicate what he does, but also add on it. See how that turned out for the Goblin of Tatarstan named Penis Sharipov. Jame retires = Russia has two schools of thought. And no, naPHONY is a PHONY, an Ax1Le whisperer with no ability to call a game, Wildberries Twistzz.
>>2780815there is a lot of obstacles for Russian players to fullfill their potential. except bad orgs/coaches and language like you said there is also the visa issues and the fact signing Russians is currently not really the popular option for Euro teams. but in terms of raw talent in the playerbase it's definitely not phoney. just look at deko, in raw ability he's better than like 90% of top 30 snipers. his attitude and what became of his career is a separate issue but you can't argue with the skill. people also called kyousuke fraud faceit hero who will never do anything and he won Falcons the fucking major in the end. they just need to get into a good environment.
>>2780877>no IGLs That's been the problem since the 1.6 days. It's because nobody actually wants to LEARN and THINK, every nigga wants to frag and be told what to do. Now there's donk and every nigga is grinding faceit, desperately trying to be like donk only to find themselves forever stuck in pugs or some bookie sponsored t2 IF they're lucky.
comically good opportunity for donk to get a new mvp rating recordnow even if he got like 1.80 it would still be less impressive than the katowice one but it would be pretty funny
>last minute defuse
>>2778687>first day completed>3 hour commute>sp0r0t won>m0uz wonJust 40 more years brehs......Anyways FazeUP
goat is back in 9 hours
>>2781200>last minute defuseI aren't think that
remember?
We remember
>>2781958>>2781970And people say the scene is boring
>>2781970This wasnt an upset tho...
>>2780439time to kick jks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HCagiA5LA4
yep, he's still better than zywoo
The GOAT and bcgame owning these kids.
>>2782325Havu gonna fuck those noobs up
>>2782325stay in your line zyKEKSGOAT is fucking #BACK
>>2782325Yep, I'm thinking s1mple is BACK
GOAT IS PLAYINGhttps://www.twitch.tv/elisaviihdesport
I've seen enough, the goat is back
>>2782381This LAN is not following their schedule?
>>2782381Is Finnish related to a slavic or nordic language, it sounds so weird
>>2782391no
>>2782391No, it's not an Indo-European language. It's distantly related to Hungarian.
>>2782391Its related to Mongolian
>>2782381English stream on kick.
ummmmmm s1mple bros?
Throwing for the memes
s1mple is SO back
The GOAT clutched that one, as usual
havubros...
FAZE MONGOLZhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lof0-rMHBtU
Faze the fuck up, niggas...Faze the FUCK up
Nuke may be over already..
fazebros?
f0ze...is back
f0zekekolds
i blame jcobbb
Neityu..
wait bros, I though that Faze was back?
feels over already
So THIS is the power of twistzz igl T sides
Its over, Faze is a CT sided team
7 is all they get
Faze doubters???
f0+1ze
DarkMeister 10-3tikuak 12-4Are they good or are Faze just shit
uh fazers?
Liquid I have hope in.Faze I do not. Not with jcobbb and neityu.
holy fuuuuaaaaaaark based twistzz calling out fattigan
>>2782510farmed ecos>>2782517lol this shitquid run was a meme
We're so back
fr0zen
>>2782524No we are not...
Nevermind, it's over
>t-sided>faze' pickuh oh
it's Mongolz map pick, we got them on mirage and ancient
>>2782534bro...
>>2782534I'm not even sweating brother, Jcobb and Neityu will wake up for Mirage
faze sis.. it might be overthinking about jumping on the liquid wagon
Vintage twistzz throw
>>2782537HLTV mistake, no way somebody would only get three rounds on their own map pick
12 IS ALL THEY GET
>>2782539Liquid looks way more put together even if they got mogged by Spirit
>>2782538thisjcobbb is probably the best mirage player in the world
>>2782543>>2782539This onliner liquid run isn't anythingThey are the same shit team they always were
cumback starts now
>put enemy at 12>enemy gets cocky and starts to RELAX>straight to OTclassic karrigoat strats
If this comeback started 2 rounds earlier I'd be feeling confident
Faze...IS BACK
FAZE BROS????????
>he doubtedAPOLOGIZENOW
I left at 3-12 and now turned in back in for 2nd mapWtf?
shut up, you're gonna jinx it
Mongolz CHOKE
>>2782560i'm so sorrry my canadian goat
NICE BOYS
FAZEGODS IT'S HAPPENING
Oh yeah, that’s the faze I know.
JBONER
Mongols fucked around and now Jboen activated
>JGOATS have woken upIts over
Holy CUMBACK
I HATE THIS FUCKING CROWD STOP SCREECHING NICE EVERY KILL KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKING WHORE WHO IS THE LOUDEST
>>2782583leave twistzzs wife alone
Never doubted
12-3 to 12-16 lmao13 in a row
>loses 2-1 anywayskeeeeeeeeeeeeek
FAZE THE FUCK UP BOYSSSS
gg we're so BACK
liquid got rid of twistzz igl for siuhy
Faze up
>>2782588TWISTZZS IS A FUCKING PEDOPHILEKILL THIS FUCKING KID SOMEBODY TELL HIM TO SHUT UP
The mongolz rookies couldn’t handle the deep waters
Spirit rape FaZe tomorrow and PARIVISION are locked for top 12 in VRS, securing all T1 invitesCrazy how everything after XSE is going their way
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3167852/jcobbb kek
jcobbb 1.43 rating, fattigan was the problem
it's been 3 months and fazesisters are still leaking
tiktok's english is pretty good
Holy shit Black DDK?
>>2782616his pronunciation is so much better than his vocabulary though, almost sounded like a native speaker until he struggled to find the right words
brothers even eating the wrapper
You can't just eat a snickers mid map bro
>>2782592arda guler??
>>2782637>>2782636I missed it, was someone not themselves before eating a snickers?
It's fine we will simply comeback again
that mac10 flashed through a stair smoke move was killer
Random Blitz ace lmao
Mirage diffd
>>2782655Polish Donk activated
JGOD
jcobbb is so fucking goodextend his contract already
Jcobbbwoo
KWABmeister
KEKAROOO
KWAB
me every time I try to be cheeky lolfaze already gave up this map. they're prepping some ancient kino
twistsz tside masterclass incoming
>>2782677We've seen his t side Mirage calling recently. It did not look good.
Fuck 910 is so good
DarkThrower LOOOOOOOOOOOL
darkmeister lost them 2 rounds by himself already, that's only the ones we've seen
Faze comeback soon
910 is so good man
Ancient is ours
Yeah it's over
g2 academy just raped hotu and their new awp looks even better than kl1m
Nevermind we're back
lost to glawks lol
lost gocks
JBOENNNNNNNNN
Mongolz are so retarded lmao
>>2782775They have no brains
the real loser here is broky, jboen is so good
>>2782785>brokywho???
910 deserves to be on a better team lol
9-2 up and i'm still nervous as fuck
>>2782792I agree, send him to a proper team and let Mongolz just die
what kind of retake is that ffswhy not reveal smoke, why not just nade the siteJust walking out of the smoke was the most retarded decision they could have made
Uh oh, melty!https://kick.com/elisaesports
I'm nervous..
TWISTAAA
>>2782814Its okay, Mongolz are retardedFaze don't need to out aim them, just sit back and let them hang themselves
Tek9'd
I knew we would lost to pistols on 12
FAZE UPPP!!
Interview Mongolz, I want to see the humiliation ritual
LET'S GO FAZE CLAN*CLAP CLAP CLAP*
keep an eye our for this jcobb dude, kid is going places
Twistzz: We're shit but they were shitter
20% FAZEbe scared, be really scared
arent steamcards discontinued?
>>2782887The ones in circulation are still working, they're just not producing any more.Rip India
>>2782887Only physical if I remember correctly. You can still buy a digital one from the store.
BBC gaming are 11-3 up against Finnish plumbers
>faze won>the goat wona good day for CS
thoughts?
>>2782922Poor kindergarten
Fazebros I just realized we're basically guaranteed Spirit tomorrow... How are we feeling?
i play that warm up map better than jabbi, sign me up Astralis
I'm faceit level 5
Woke up feeling all fazed up and I see that my boys pulled a vintage faze performance on nuke and closed it out with confidence on ancient.I fucking kneel. What a great start to the weekend.
Are you niggas for real
>>2782957And by for real I mean for realsies
Faze under Twistzz IGL has made the TOP 4 of every tournament except IEM Atlanta.This is a huge improvement over the hippo who led us to immediate exits every tourney, losing all our vrs, and missing the major.
>>2782946samei blame my set up for not being able to push it a little furtheri train react speed, moving targets and lots of 3rd party DMbut my graphics card overheats and i get crumbs of fps, i have the cheapest internet available and service is not great and a I3-8100 cpu
they would not have won this with karrigan
This is how atreus looks at kratos on the god of war games
>>2782998It's literally against tier 4
Get jcobbb more chinese girls and a couple of trannies as well to hype him up
>>2783012cope
spirit are winning this tourney easily aren't they
pooxi ct-side masterclasslosing to 2026 pain gaming, yeppers, the goat is showing what he can do after finally getting rid of that choker and his russian boyfriend
Geniuses at faze, they clearly got rid of damaged goods with NEO.
>>2782998The detractors will never accept that neither he nor vp are bad guys, all because icy was so dumb that it became impossible not to yell at him and making it impossible to sell him. They'll see fl4mus, fl1t and fame being let go in the span of a week and still call it a prison, simply cause they're the kind of cattle to continue parroting pgl audio guy memes when they're the TO with the least audio issues for the past 3 years or so
Tell me this girl doesn't look like wonderful
>>2783085she does
wtf thorin is there
>>2783085that girl doesn't look like wonderful
painbros we will win
thorin should get pooxi for a loser interview and laugh at him for 5 minutes straight
https://x.com/FaZeEsports/status/2083194079324590269I've never seen a knife fail like that before. What is this subtick faggotry?
>>2783189he missed the backstab
>>2783189whydoyou posttwitterlinks
>>2783214The clip is too long for the 4mb limit on this fuck ass site
>>2783189Looks like he kept walking forward while the oponent stopped, so he ended up on a side
>>2783189He just walked forward right when frozen stepped to the right, he thought frozen would stay still. Unlucky but nothing crazy.
>>2783189I just opened the FaZe profile and they won the CoD major again. Another star in the jersey incoming. They have to understand that putting all "majors" from different games in there makes it fucking worthless at some point right? Just make a jersey for each game and each with their respective stars, it can't be that expensive.
this pain astralis game has some of the worst rounds of cs I've seen in awhile
I LOVE FAZE CLAN, I OWE MY LIFE TO FAZE CLAN, MY NEWBORN WILL KNOW FAZE CLAN, MY GRAND KIDS WILL KNOW FAZE CLAN
>jbiden carrying >leafwog anchorkek
THE PRESIDENT THE PRIME MINISTERTHE ICE MANTHE CANADIAN MOOSETHE POLISH KNIGHT
Why is faze the only T2 team that gets a high postrate?
launders is so horrible even pooxi would be better in his place bruh
>>2783470Bloody benchod how can say that?
>>2783513twistzz what are you doing on magog?
>>2783517Public relations training
are you fuck you
kek twistzz do be looking indian
>>2783550Too good looking for a jeet
>>2783553sure thing russ
This vsm guy is pretty good
>>2783683Stimmt blyet
how do you lose 4v2 postplant with like 8 seconds left
I think at least a dozen of bettors destroyed their monitors after this gameThat 4v2 post-plant was Falcons tier
karrigan's aimsmooya's mentalityelectronic's callingpasha's movementkyojin's map awarenesspooxi. the gigacuck. the pooner of pain. the hoe of heroic.
lost a 40 bomb game webms for this feel?
karrigoat won the major and these f0zeniggas are celebrating jc0bb going positive and barely scraping by against the m0ng0lz kekw
who we got tomorrow?
>>2783907why did simple ruin his career just to do coke and alcohol for a year
>>2783864kek it do be like thatLike a dog desperate for table scraps
the Danes won both their matchesf0ze is more danish than polish btw
>>2783907>who we got tomorrow?your mom on my dickgo fuck yourself, sissy
>>2783911cuz my country at war n shiiiieeeeeet even though I live comfortably across the border and my family are millionaires so that makes one shot killing people with the telescope gun hard
>>2781970funny thing is, bitchboy, we're not crying about and having a meltie over v0tality losing
>>2782785br1ky goes to g2 after r0nkle disasterez singapore major
of course the pussy ass danedogs chose m0uz instead of sp0r0tKWAAAAAAAAAAAB
>>2782966>>2782979>>2783078trvke>>2782951It's only going to get better when Faze rape zp0r0t tomorrow and m0uz the day after#FAZEUP!!!!
>>2783864>>2784039cough coughhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2396005/100-thieves-vs-falcons-blast-bounty-2026-season-2
>>2784562you sound pretty mad about it lol
If we can get Cache and Nuke we lowkey might be able to beat them
less than 2 weeks until esports come back bros!
real esports tomorrowfake esports already got raped
>>2784748Seems like a posibility since spirit perma bans inferno. Cache favors retarded aimers so there's a downside there for us...
>cucked into shilling for hated daneshumilation ritual for karrischizoGod truly has it out for him, especially after the severe trial and tribulations he put him through in Cologne, watching his most hated enemies emerge victorious against all odds
>>2783085I like boobs
>>2783189clears console immediately lmao
does anyone have a screenshot of an old /csgog/ post of a anon that opened a private server to practice comms by himself, then pressed tab, saw someone spectating and deleted his entire friendlist?
>>2784839The lord put us through the desert to starve the flesh...
>crinkle
https://kick.com/stake_pulseLets watch Liquid SHIT on these no-names 13-0, just in time for Faze vs Spirit to start
>>2785346Where's Broky
>>2785349wtf are you watching?
>>2785346>>2785350KWAB
magix is a cutie
Today we re-enter the top10
>dust2We're fucked
we are so back
>>2785349asian sluts are hungry for big slavic cock
welcome to lan, spirit
Every time Donk screams he ages 10 years, then goes back
it's over
nice aim shiro
why is frozen black
>>2785406hes a real nigga
Its so over
It's fine, cache is ours
bad canadian!
>>2785406>anon discovers lighting
so much fucking bullshit man
>>2785418ok, why did they make him black? Do you think they take photos in sunlight and just roll with what they get?
>>2785422faze...is bullshit...
>>2785425if you're bored visit >>>/b/
>>2785428im not in the mood for tranny / loli porn at moment
We are SO back
Jcobb STAYS
yakub just did a no-no to spirit
how can jcobb hit shit like this and still put up 0.89 average the past year
>>2785434shit roles and a dying teamalso nerves probably. Guy's nervous as hell
faze clears the whole thing
Without those 2 bullshit rounds it would be 8-4 faze
>>2785431Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
its over
Jcobbb.....STAYS
>>2785450David needs to wake the fuck up
>>2785452he got a new contract so his head isn't really in the game. Hard to give it your all when you're leaving the teambeen like this all tournament
twistzz just wiped his tiny ballsack with shiro
who is that whore? she looks like the type who wears nipple piercings
>>2785471whats wrong with nipple piercings chuddy?
oh it's fucking OVER
They've figured out our cache....
Yet another t side masterclass from Faze..
hard to split A when everyone loses their duels
karrigan beat spirit at the major btw
Yeah I'm going to sleep
why is donk using m4a1-s
Boring, I'll be back to watch the goat play in 20 minutes
when does Faze start playing
Jboen got a frag!
>>2785487>watch the goat play in 20 minutesI wanna watch magisk as wellwhere's it streamed?
>>2785493https://kick.com/elisaesportsEnglish stream, there's also a twitch one in Finnish
>anders casting bcgamealright, I'm switching to tier3 slop stream
best tier2 igl
spirit losing 5v3 lolthey're so bad
FaZe won Cache
damnI was watching grandpa cs and missed faze not fucking up
#FaZeUP
man, the GOAT is so fuarking back...
ffs s1mple...8 years ago that'd be playing with the food, today you just have trouble swallowingns tho
Rember that nuke is very ct sided, the goat might still have troubles on t side.
>>2785536Nobody on Faze is playing Nuke
>>2785536>the goat might still have troubles on t side.nah
Uncl farming
>lil zoomer """goat""" can't handle cachekekwab
Why doesn't donk shave his unibrow?
well it's impressive that they got 1 map, but now it's over
i'm kinda catching feelings for nattea
>bcgame is wiping their ass with finnish tier3 teamsnot at all something to write home about - should definitely be expectedBUT this is probably the first iteration of bcg that's actually able to do this lolI hope they find their groove and get better. I want both them and 100t at the next major (low chance, but possible)
stop child abuse
>>2785551it's very possible for bcg to make it there, their players are t1 level, less so for 100t
erm........ sp0r0t?
>>2785555bcg has the better players (on paper)100t has the better team
momentum lost its over
jboen really not playing well today
>>2785566?
momentum regained its on
Still over I think, we need at least a 9-3 t side
Less than 9 wins on T side Anubis is like going 4-8 on other maps.Joever
did spirit just get jewed?
If jboen would just wake up we'd have this
damn the goat just got humbled
liquid raped btw
>>2785602we're watching tier3 kinonobody cares about tier4 teams
well now it's over, sad
having to full eco after losing 1 round when they won the 4 before that is messed up
jkwab
don't sleep on bbcgamemagisk igl will save the goat
neityu dogshit kek
>>2785619exactly what I was thinkinganyway wp faze im proud of you
fucking spirit niggers
kwab f0zefags really thoughted they could win lolmao
how do you lose to spirit with ghosting donk?
jboen ghost session vs parivisionjboen ghost session vs donkless spirituncomfortable questions need to be raised
so ez for GOAT S1mplethose finns didn't know what hit them
should've been ot, they knew where he was, how little time was left and had his path covered, easy deny if played with balls instead they rush at him after the fact when he's definitely getting covered
>>2785665>wp faze im proud of youfake and gay npc is fake and gay
did that dumb bitch let her 4 yo daughter do her hair?
>>2785685kill yourself
Now that blast bounty is over at least we get the GOAT in the Finnish tournament finals later today.
>>2785691kiss my taint, faggotyou don't belong hereget a personality and an opinion of your own, then come back
>>2785691>>2785694have sex incels
>>2785699you offering?
>>2785699no.
he needs to get fuck away from these "people"
>>2783223it's not too long, you just don't know how to make the file size smaller
>manlet and poo say mouz winalright, I',m all in on astralis
>liquid
>>2785710he chose this
SHITQUID
at least liquid doesn't have to forfeit vs low vrs teams huh
>Fazing out of even irrelevant competitions I won again
doubters beware
>>2785399>>2785394>>2785431>>2785482>>2785518You lost to hated russians You learn your place
>123123123>123123123>123123123>123123123>123123123please notice me!
lmfao lost to a donkless spirit
jcobbb should have BB toggled
Crazy what a fat subhuman pig s0mple is
please notice me!can't even imagine being you... what a sad existence
KEK liquid got 80% more than f0ze did despite on paper finishing behind themSuper Mickey mouse shit, no wonder every T1 team except spirit threw
butthurt belter seething
>everyone knows you rely on being cache merchants>get easily countered at a real tournament Bravo!
Spirit stayed in because they wanted to get used to their coach
jboen is a fraud, br1ky dont shit his pants when playing against tier 1 teams
>>2785823They are still getting used to hally? It's been 2 years.
how do you let naf clutch in 2026?
I just recoiled in disgust hearing that shit, "redbull ace" fuck off with that shit, every bit as bad as "redbull baron power play" in league
>>2785855They let him chill too much...
i cant even watch the liquid game how lame
>>2785857it's cringe, but as far as sponsors go in esports it's basically top tier
>>2785866have you tried not being swedish?
>>2785869nah I disagree, they've gone all this time without having to rename existing words into gay ones featuring sponsor names, it's about the most disruptive way of advertisement there is outside of a full screen ad in the middle of the action
>>2785912i meant more in terms of who the actual sponsor is, rather than the specific activation of that sponsor
>>2785923get raped tonight
>>2785933get redbull raped tonight
>>2785923oh, it's not too bad, big bucks and not too harmful unless you chug them daily. I wouldn't suggest drinking energy drinks at all though the acid destroys your teeth
that broke mouz
>>2785876is sweden the only country it's not available for? lol
>>2785963works in denmarkmaybe your islamic government banned gambling sites
>>2785963think so, we're neighbors and it works here, the only people I've seen mention it have been swedish
how many man advantage postplants did mouz lose? 3?
of course, the greatest esports sponsorship of all time was thishttps://www.hltv.org/events/1525/john-wick-csgo-invitational
maui is a short person
>>2786088>person
Wow!
>>2786098the Lurker of Lugansk lurked all over those niggas...
Wow!!
>>2786160donk kinda sucked but i guess at least he got openers
poozy is pooxi's most loyal of soldierswhile everyone rejects his dogshit calls with their sharpshooting, poozy decided to be loyal and turned both his brain and hands off for his iglpatriot!
hooxi would win if he had monesy and niko
uh oh daned0gbros hated m0uzchuds are winning????
give me the GOAT IGLgive me the #1 AWPer in the worldgive me aussie rainor I can't breathe>>2786190Danish patriots spit on pooxi, we root for sycrone this match
>>2786194damn sycr0ne is danish? now his big forehead and downsyndrome ahh look makes sense
*becomes the goat danish igl*
wtf stake sponsoring astral0ss too now? zamn
>getting raped by an anorexic hungarianembarrassing
poopxi.....
My God, I guess phzy lifegamed in that series against spirit when they bombed out of some blast event 13-6 13-7 with magixx as their IGL iirc.Although, maybe it was due to spirit not putting up any fight rather than phzy lifegaming.
>>2786230there was another awkward thing about that event. supposedly spirit were driven to the event then had to wait 4 hours before the match without having computers for warm up or anything.
>>2786237Wasn't it online though?
>>2786239no. it was epl playoffs.
-pooxi-ryu (just dogshit player, it's very telling monte got good after selling this ass)+Tauson+IceBerg or TMBand asstralis have a chancepick up stavn for poozy later down the road if the bald fraud doesn't understand Danish with his tiny brain
hooxi t-side can make a comeback
pooxi is the worst t-side igl in the worldgive him danish xielo, nota, belchonokk and aw - he fails to qualify for a major as #1 ranked in vrs at the start of the year
there we go. hooxi masterclass.
brilliant call - just rush b and pray jabbi survives for a post-plant
Why are astralis trying? They're not winning this.
goatbros...
Has Torszi been bulking? Looking father than usual
it was 12-2....
>>2786311T-that's not how babies are made
Astralis would've probably won if they hadn't fucked up the pistol. 12-3 is difficult to come back from.
bcg is losing....
>anubis banned>inferno banned
https://www.twitch.tv/elisaviihdesportperkele
pooxi thought he's prime boombl4 in the last round KEK! you're not smart buddy, keep the strats simple, no more midrounding for youfinally the turd is flushed out, it took a couple of button presses but in the end, poo belongs in the sewersand in the sewers pooxi squad is, #20 ranked VRS even after farming russian tier-2 trash, pooxi has to sell his soul to djinn for poozy, Staehr or Jabbi to have a lifegame in EWCone positive note - NEO seemed to improve the team, that's good, now get rid of the depressed loser and this can be a strong tier-1.5 team with aspirations of tier-1 after +stavn +Tauson
>mouz fan>israeli>wheel spins twice dude come on
donk had better show up tomorrow
Would be so funny if m0uz wonts seems exactly like the typa event they'd win
botcuck.gayme
>>2786399it might be an unbalanced tournament when every team would counterstrat bcg and they have no reason to counterstrat any particular team
electronic 3-15....
>>2786409what is there to counterstrat nigga there is no strat
>>2786409damn they really counterstratted this bcgame that has zero officials played
these uncs are fucking heavy
Based mongol zoomers carrying csgo uncs
I wish donk was my bf
EZ4GOAThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPkT0jMjEu8
CS2 more like CT2
save senzu
BCG bros... we finna bouta elevate and then we finna bouta levitate!
bc's pick btw
>>2786496now we start ct nuke. so ez.
........
>>2786506>not farming when it's not neededGOAT
>3 rounds on tside on nukegg, ence wins this map
s0mple.....
Mongol on Mongol violence
EZ4ENCE
How's the eye test so far for bcg?
>>2786652t2
Lmao how you lose that?
The GOAT is choking....
just wrap it pls
>>2786652-s0mple-electroNIG-UNCisk+blitz+techno+910
Actually throwing
my fuarking goat...
The GOAT has gone insane
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
holy goat
That's why he da goat
Zywoo-esque clutch
>>2786709zypoo has never done anything like that in his entire life
electronig did something
>>2786713>parivision be like "rly nigga"
>>2786696>>2786697>>2786698>>2786699>>2786700>tier 3 kek this isn't even the biggest fish in a little pond, it's the biggest fish in a fishtank
>>2786718pv is t3
paravision is three tiers above ENCE who is literally #179 in the world lmao
>jl aready signedwhich team?
>>2786719How many lans have you wonnereded hmmmmmmmmmm? Not even falcons are stable on lan. Not EVEN FAZE are stable on lan. Lan is where it matters, it's lan events that remove the concept of so-called "tiers".
NOT. ONE. MAP. DROPPED.
>only relevant pole player get raped by spirit>slav seethe squad pivots to bragging about barely winning against ENCElmao
why does s1mple have a trophy this season but zypoo doesn't?
They're just gonna drink it all away tonight.
THE GOAT HAS barely defeated t4 finnish players
Valve ranking#116World ranking#189
>win tournament without losing a single mapTOOOO EZZZZ
>>2786741>nonwhite player named Blacklmao
LMAO what does alcotronic even do
>>2786763he's warming the seat for some asian guy who'll replace him in time for the major
Is this the worst filler time this year?
>p0mple carried by fucking mongolians against finns lmao
WE RISE
why are people simple fans?can't be ukr*nians because he's on a team with a russian
This was the last time a t3 event org let a non-native team compete in an event full of natives.
>>2786808this season>zywoo: 0 trophies>donk: 0 trophies>monesy: 0 trophies>GOAT: TROPHYscared?
>>2786808I'm Ukrainian and I don't care who he's friends with. I partly like how he plays and partly for the memes. Go be a polnigger somewhere else.
>>2786843n1ko though :)really 2 for cologne
Respect T5 Finnish village lans, chuds
>2 weeks>already the best tier3 igl on the scenetake a knee, audience
kek hltv is raking f0ze over the coalsalways the polish flags trying to defend them
>>2786952neityu fucked me out of some ot kino even if they'd probably get raped 16-12
>>2786486kino
>>2786696>>2786697>>2786698>>2786699>>2786700post webm pls or link thx
>>2786952go there and stay there hltvdditorner
>>2787026https://x.com/BCGameEsports/status/2083633120675254544
>>2787047not a webmnot clickin that
>seething about based twitter
they would already beat many top 20 teams
>s0mplefags are even more delusional than f0zefags
wins on cache don't count as much as wins on real maps
>>2787227jLs future bingo:>divorce>overdose>car crash
>>2787283have you ever had a single original thought?
>>2786808they think being the """"" goat""""" fan makes them special
simple isn't good though?
PARIVISION vs FaZe Singapore Major Finals
https://x.com/alexinio05/status/2083248756523159992
>>2787434pv will die this season and aurora have a high chance of crashing and burning too t. prophetic dreamer
>>2787434nah, a lot could happen.pv did exactly enough enough to get beijing and epl invites. faze unfortunately will be #13 at august invites and just barely miss epl and iem beijing invites. faze gets into fissure though, will be a very important event for them.
>>2787754They can still go to Beijing thru the closed qualifier no?
>>2787803okay true, 2 gets through qualifiers so hopefully they don't fuck it up
>>2787047Nice thx, clips was okay it wasn't that spectacular.....>>2787434FAZE UP!!!!!VITALITY UP!!!!!!!G2 UP!!!!!!!!!AURORA UP!!!!!!!!!
This MOUZ team has been completely exposed on this event. If Spirit don't close this out for ANY REASON then hally needs to get raped and killed.
>last 30d statsHe's back.
>>2788145he's at like 2.8k elo because he's played so little since elo reset
zyw00 vs d2nk is peak nature vs nurture
jL got signed to a new team, wonder which...
>>2788343taken awhile. he was teasing over a month ago he got signed
>>2788343-elec +jlOr maybe faze idk
Faze won the story
>>2788484(the narrative, not the player)
broky to flyquest
>>2788682*g2
Every discussion about BC game have people shitting on electronicI thought he was joined super recently. What’s up with him?
>>2788750He joined BBCG like a couple months after simple. He's been washed since he left Navi
>>2788757he was still decent in 2023
-elec +AS playerSee ya in Singapore
>>2788750Seethe because he's russian and s0mplecucks are Ukrainians/butthurt belters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIsKkZ8pUOUit's easy to hate him because he's often got his head so far up his own ass, but thorin is the greatest cs interviewer we have in the scene. hope he does more of these on-site interviews at tournaments
I hate both s0mple and eg0tronic pacotrooner
Spirit vs Mouz is gonna be another 3-0 snoozefest
>>2788343betboom for s1ren or faze for neityu
Spinx and xertion will humble donk and the fat troon
The Blast Bounty grand final is on at such a weird time for an EU tournament
I think spirit wins, but odds 4.5 on mouz were too good to ignoreGO JEWS!
>donk looking tired alreadyoh yeahgimme demz monies
>>2789129>wins a round alone in his sleepffs...
When does donk start toggling
>imagining having xertion as an igl>having to do what he says>having to be his bait>having to support israel>having to execute his schemes
Mouz should get Nertz and Heavygod too
>>2789140I agreeget them all concentrated on one team for the ultimate hatewatch. add the bald jew as welltoo bad I kinda like heavygod
nt torzsi
Mouz just won map 1.Someone...please care...*cough cough*
GET PUBLIC RELATIONED
>>2789171The magic jew
mouz yidsports clears the whole thing
>mouz odds are now 2.20this is why you get in early, bros
>>2789176So it's time to go all in on spirit
>>2789184no?spirit are still favorites so it's shit oddswho taught you to gamble?
>tier2 bottom feeder fans cucked into shilling for mouseMickey mouz tournament kek
mouz is cheating, they play like they know every position
faze would've done better, I really believe that, the only good thing about this is we might see the first t1 reverse sweep>>2789143I used to, until I found out he like spinx and nertz probably did bad shit rather than "just" talk like xertion, flamez tacitly approves judging by his circle of friends and family and no one cares about anarkez but why would he be any different
keep cuckwatching f0zefags
why is it specifically spirit and falcons where their supporters immediately start making 1000 excuses per minute whenever they're getting dicked down.when navi gets btfo their fans start ranting that every member of the team needs to be fired and/or executed for disgracing the team's name
donk actually looks sick thohes been doing that big air in the cheeks exhale alot which i do whenever im nauseous and tryin not to puke
>>2789216>things in my head are real
>hatewatching slav(e)s have to choose between russians or jews yeah I'd be angry too The smart move is knowing this is an irrelevant tier 2 honeypot and winning is a fools errandStay in stealth mode like falcons did before they won everything
>>2789220Meh, don't really care who wins. Was rooting for faze, but since they are out these two teams are all the same to me.
Donk is developing James forward balding spot, gotta start with fin min asap.
>>2789224Same, the only players on the server I like is PR, zont1x and sh1ro but I'm either indifferent to or dislike the rest so whatever, it'd be nice if it became an exciting 5 mapper but I doubt it happens
>>2789171
>>2789139kek, PR really decided he wanted this, wonder if he'll even enjoy his tainted mickey trophy
>>2789228he should shave it off
why the fuck there's multiple threads as always spiritsissies on suicide watch
spirit are just saving their top secret strats for ewc:>be able to perform a default execute>be able to hold vs. a default execute>don't lose every aim duel
>>2789230The score is quite surprising, still some interesting things can happen.
>>2789237twinkbros..
...
>>2789251he just like me frfr
>>2789251saving the correct smoke for ewc
>>2789216go back
mouz peaking during shitter tournament lmao
>mouz on 1.43you guys really missed outspirit is 2.70 tho, so if you believe in the comeback, now's the time
>sp0rot
10 days until real esports
this is on lan btw
Boy I sure heckin love epic Bo5s!! Magogsloppers told me they were the absolute best!!!
>>2789329and they are
>>2789329what's wrong with bo5?
>>2789337Name 5.
>>2789341Over in 2 but we need to pretend they totes mcgoats can heckin come back.
>>2789341nothingit's just a troll trying to get reactions
>>2789344suck my dick and say you're sorry
>>2789345>nothingCorrect Bo5s have nothing good about them.
another israeli choke loading
>>2789233
>>2789346>no argumentBo5 defenders confirmed trannies
>>2789354>no argumentwe just went to map4 you dumb retard
>>2789356Wow it's so heckin epic they went to map 4 and lost instead of 3. Damn so fucking cool and totally worth it!!!
>>2789358concession acceptednow go outside, get some fresh air, and think about why you write the posts you do
>>2789360>tranny cope deflectionSorry you hate entertaining CS and think that more maps = more good
>>2789365really running out of ammo, huh?
>>2789368Says the one who said the cope line first. You'd think Bo5 sloppers would love needlessly drawn out nothingness.
>>2789371yet here you aremust be taxing, all that energy you spend on not caring
>>2789374You described watching a Bo5 final yeah.
Interesting how there's 0 posts enjoying this final.
>>2789376an yet: here you are
>>2789388Says the Stockholm cuck.
>>2789393following/watching something you don't like has to be the epitome of cuckness thoyou're completely mindbroken, bro
>>2789402I've noticed at no point have you highlighted any positives or benefits to a Bo5 particularly this one. You just post women hoping you can pretend to be one.
>>2789405oh was that what we're doing? where are your arguments then?oh right. the only one you've got evaporated when we went to map4delusional retard. get some air
bo7 is objectively better than bo5if you're an actual top team who wants to win tournaments then you should be able to perform on every map. having a "permaban" that you never have to learn how to play is weakmind.
>>2789414>didn't name any momentsNice so you agree there's no value to filler maps.
>>2789419>bo7 is objectively better than bo5agreed
Hally really blew 2 timeouts only 6 rounds in?
Uh oh, Donk melty
hally is so shiet
lmao if Mouz loses the most ct sided map while having 7 t rounds they should disband and quit.
Wow so the grand final was over in 2 maps but got dragged out.
spirit is on fraud watch
not badalso, bo5s are goated and scrawnders are a plague
>>2789349
Crazy Sponx lifegame.
>>2789494got dragged out into two great mapswhat bullshit, we don't want to see nail-biting cs, make a final bo1 or something
>2 great mapsSo a Bo3.
>bo3piggies can't readnuff said
>>2789500>>2789501spirit is run by a barely-sentient coach and just exists for the dual purpose of letting donk farm stats and giving overdrive and excuse to groom 12 year old russian boys on faceit
>>2789494Nuke was close, could've easily gone to 5 maps.
kek so now donk is getting bodied in grand finals by Vitality rejects, new lows unlocked
>>2789510Then it should've been a map in the Bo3.
>>2789512all of russia's biggest blunders have been initiated by jewsget revolitionized spirit! mouz is the working class now
did they supply stinx with the gear now that flamez and vita are no longer winning? this is not normal
Hally was the problem
Zouuuntix
spirit could've "lost" their first game in bounty like other real top teams did and extend their vacations, but instead tryharded for this.. to lose to mouz in a grand final, this is beyond embarrassing
>>2789544Not just that, but a MOUZ team they consistently BTFOed for the past year. Spirit is such a shitty team lmfao. Their "biggest" trophy wins literally come form beating f0ze lmao.
Mossad and the IDF won today
>>2789522where have you been? Mouz toggles are crafted in such manner they only work vs goyim while they're useless against Vita
>They had no coach>TN1R was poisoned>Donk was using a new mou(z)se>New IGL, doesn't count>Zont1x had the flu>Sh1ro was pissing himselfWhat's gonna be the new excuse for team skipit?
>>2789588hally is back
>>2789588where are these excuses you keep seeing?
>>2789599He's probably talking about uberdriver
>>2789576So good guys won.
>>2789604Liquid didn't win though
>>2789604But Faze lost
1.76 vs Liquid0.94 vs Faze1.07 vs MouzThe ghost of Tomsk strikes again
Xertion was right, siuhy was wrong.
yo what the fuck
Why is every team shit
The donk era is over
tactical loss in a mickey mouse cup to fire hally, gigabrain stuff
>>2789635Been over since the Katowice 2025 pummeling bro
>>2789588>>2789646
Spirit didn't look good from the start. Fucking OG held them at match point, 100T could have won, Faze too yesterday.
>>2789634explain how they're shit and I might educate you
https://www.twitch.tv/m0nesyof
>>2789796They're inconsistent.
Hated m0uz beat paconer's favorite nationalityKWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
>>2789170KEK
>>2789216it isn't "supporters" it's just mentally ill troon paconer kek every single one of his posts are extremely easy to recognizefor example: >>2789199 >>2789211 >>2789220common words/phrases/topics include: butthurt belters, f0zecucks, hated [ethnicity], subhuman shilling for danes/russians, schizoposting about poles or just polcel tier rants about some ethnicity, "they learn their place", incessantly cocksucking fattigan whilst also admitting how fat and ugly he is at the same time etche almost doesn't feel real, he writes like AI. And one thing I've noticed, he never makes fun of jeets......vell vell vell.......>>2789230I like fatty magixx too and Torzsi a lil bit but he fell off
EWC qualifier is in 5 days and there's still no teams announced, bit weird isn't it? Usually it's known weeks before
>>2789841where is he
>>2789869https://www.faceit.com/en/championship/39a8bb9d-acd3-4130-8a62-034e63d66176/EWC26%20CS2%20LAN%20LCQ/teams
>>2789901nice one, thankslooks like all the usual suspects are there
You know shit was peak tier 2.5 when mouz plays in the finals
>>2789602>uberdriverhe shat on Mouz yesterday calling their match against Astralis the worst CS2 match in history kek, wonder what the cope is gonna be now since Spirit lost to that. he was 100% sure they'd win.>By the way, the Astralis vs. MOUZ game was the worst semifinal game in the history of CS2 in terms of quality at a tier-1 tournament. You won't see anything like that anytime soon. It's a shame Falcons, Vitality, and the like decided to skip the show. Do you remember any other low-level semifinals like that?OverKWAB
>>2789928kek
>>2789928
>>2790126actually not a bad cope
d0nkey is embarrassing
>>2790126>whataboutgrim, pls spirit, move hally to prep coach
>ewc next uplast ewc donk got buckbroken by yxngstxr, what new way will they come up with to get humiliated this time
donk to Vitality or Falcons at the end of the year. praying for this
Just finished watching and it's crazy how easy Spirit were to read. Almost no strats. Mouz looked like they were playing with fucking radar most the time or just extremely lucky some rounds.
>>2790126neo was there tho
genuinely who thought taz/neo could be coaches? why?
>>2790318newfaggotry is getting so bad we almost need to rate it the same as statsfaggortryhow are you this fucking stupid?
>>2790318no one knows what a good coach in cs doesit's too new of a "sport"
>>2790318they have huge experience
>>2790227why would we downgrade?
>>2790327we doyou are just new
>>2790359No you don'tStop larping
yes we do
OFFICIAL TOP AWPERS UPDATE:0. deko1. 9102. torszi3. meyern4. Jorko5. woxic6. w0nderful7. sh1ro8. dev1ce9. JBOEN10. molodoy11. m0NESY12. ZywOo13. Jame14. phzy15. cmtry
donkey losted kekaroo
>>2790417but he set the Faceit elo record
>hasbara script is back just in time for EWC
>>2789838>>2789868holy karrischizo meltie f0ze raped and gaped by his hated russian nemesis
>>2790318Too much glazing old "legends" because the were very good at the game two decades agobeing a good player doesn't make you a good coachEnkayJ despite doing nothing as a player, came in as an actually prepared coach with specific training regimens for each of his players, and thoroughly prepares different kinds of strats/plans for enemy teams, etc. Compare that to NEO who I legit don't believe did anything more than be a cheerleader and spout basic counter-strike theory
final EWC open qualifier participants+ 29 unranked teams for a total of 63 confirmed entrants
>>2790646Can't wait for bcg, 100t, and shitquid to bomb out early
>>2790155it's a bad cope, zero comment on the actual gameplay of Spirit after being extremely cocky about Mouz's game just the day before. similar thing with chopper btw, on his stream he repeatedly said Mouz has absolutely no chance to win, new team, Spirit will crush them etc. whoopsgenerally the Russian fans seem to be pretty shook from this loss, seems like nobody saw it coming and the belief in the lineup is now shattered as this was a tournament with virtually no big dogs and they still bottled it.
oh my god, failcl0wns just lost to some brazilian shitters in the finals, what chance do they have at koeln? they're cooked
>>2790797I think nobody imagined mouz stood any chance, the odds spoke for themselves. I figured spirit won after the 1st round online matches finished
>>2790802karrigan was only playing for two weeks in a completely new team environment when that happened, as bad as it was it's not comparable with Spirit
>>2790851i was told explicitly by regulars here that karrigan was the problem?
>>2790813>I figured spirit won after the 1st round online matches finisheddonk did too lol
we eat pizza we drink soda
Russian reactions to Spirit vs MOUZcybersport.ru:>Of course, a lot of shit will be poured on hally right now, and a lot of it will probably be true. But I can't for the life of me understand how hally could have influenced the entire team to INSTANTLY forget how to shoot and think. This final was lost ONLY by the players, and ALL of them. On every map, none of the five tried, not even Donk, and I won't even mention Tnir and Shiro. If they're dumping the coach like that, then it's as if having two superstars in the stack allows you to simply issue an ultimatum to the organization, instead of engaging in this idiotic clowning.>Bring back Jab Jabich>Luckily it wasn't 3-0, I haven't seen a more trashy game in a long time.>Thanks to hally for coming back, the team immediately blossomed!>I wonder how it feels for hally and his defenders to realize that with the toy on the coach, the team played much better than with him.>You can't win a tournament when Vitality, Falcone, and Furia are still drunk. This team will never be able to do anything.>The bottom has been reached, the gym teacher is disturbing the team with his mere presence>More proof that Tnir has the lowest gaming intelligence at Tier 1>Readable 322 (matchfix) from Spirit, the contract needs to be fulfilledTelegram (CS2NEWS):>EZ OverWeight, we're waiting for the excuses>hally, it seems, after each tournament visits CEO and gives him straight teeth, otherwise fuck if I know how does he still have a job. Everyone's Utility stat dropped after he came back>NO BEAST IS WEAKER THAN THE DRAGON, SIX TICKETS HOME, GET ON THE WAGON! NO TEAM IS WORSE THAN SPIRIT IN THE WORLD, DONK GIVES MOUZ A BLOWJOB LIKE A GIRL! WEAK DONK IS A CONDOM, JUST A HACK, TORZSI DROPS FORTY KILLS ON HIS BACK! NO BEAST IS WEAKER THAN TEAM SPIRIT, SPINX WILL STRETCH DONK'S PUSSY TO THE LIMIT! SPERM IS POURING OUT OF HIS MOUTH, FATTY'S CALLING ALL GOES SOUTH! NO TEAM IS WEAKER IN THE WORLD TODAY, TEAM SPIRIT HAVE SUCK THIS MATCH AWAY
>>2790925>seething this hardraped and gaped by hated Russians for years
>>2790930fix your AI lad
I'd also be angry if i was p*lish
>>2790925kek that deranged last one
>>2790951That's a fairly common copy-paste based on the winning one that I don't currently have.Here's another one, since I ran into the character limit, 2nd most liked post under the "MOUZ ARE WINNERS" post>where's your ugly skinny zoomer donk, I told you he's nothing and everyone will forget about him in half a year, why donk's face looks like a a a goose's, he even holds his mouse like a goose, zoomer fans like your hairy fucker - don't tag me, I don't care about clown reactions!! CRY FANS OF A HAIRY MOP>IT IS KNOWN TO EVERY KID, D0NK IS A PIMPLE-RIDDEN DICK. NO TEAM IS WEAKER THAN TEAM SPIRIT, IF THEY SEE A DICK THEY'LL LICK IT. There are no wins without losses, and also all of Team Suck1t are imbecilic amoral fags like their retarded fans, also that fat granny f4ggix, why XX? They couldn't find a larger size to pack his fat rolls in
People shit on hally too much but that nigga zont1x straight up sucks. Idk why they brought him back, he's dropping pre chinese girl jacobbb performances every god damn event.
>>2790925>>NO BEAST IS WEAKER THAN THE DRAGON, SIX TICKETS HOME, GET ON THE WAGON! NO TEAM IS WORSE THAN SPIRIT IN THE WORLD, DONK GIVES MOUZ A BLOWJOB LIKE A GIRL! WEAK DONK IS A CONDOM, JUST A HACK, TORZSI DROPS FORTY KILLS ON HIS BACK! NO BEAST IS WEAKER THAN TEAM SPIRIT, SPINX WILL STRETCH DONK'S PUSSY TO THE LIMIT! SPERM IS POURING OUT OF HIS MOUTH, FATTY'S CALLING ALL GOES SOUTH! NO TEAM IS WEAKER IN THE WORLD TODAY, TEAM SPIRIT HAVE SUCK THIS MATCH AWAY
Spirit is a shitty 1 man army team, at some point other teams were going to catch up and find ways to abuse it, and this event showed exactly that.
>>2790853f0zeniggers are delusional please disregard
>>2791130abuse what? they weren't even targeting him. can't do shit when they play so slow AND can't hit a shot or think
>Overdrive just said in his recent video that FaZe are backWell, f1zebros...are we back?
When was the last time Mouz won an S-tier event lol
>>2791288EPL 19 in 2024
>>2790925>But I can't for the life of me understand how hally could have influenced the entire team to INSTANTLY forget how to shoot and thinkbased retardbro
>>2791283who is this goddess?
Woke up feeling all mouzed up and I see that my boys delivered some righteous justice on that smug cunt team skipit.I fucking kneel. What a great end to the weekend.
d0nk greatest faceit player ever, thats how he will be remembered. zyGOAT greatest CS player ever in multiple games at all tournaments and at every level you cant beat that
>>2790925>NO BEAST IS WEAKER THAN THE DRAGON, SIX TICKETS HOME, GET ON THE WAGON! NO TEAM IS WORSE THAN SPIRIT IN THE WORLD, DONK GIVES MOUZ A BLOWJOB LIKE A GIRL! WEAK DONK IS A CONDOM, JUST A HACK, TORZSI DROPS FORTY KILLS ON HIS BACK! NO BEAST IS WEAKER THAN TEAM SPIRIT, SPINX WILL STRETCH DONK'S PUSSY TO THE LIMIT! SPERM IS POURING OUT OF HIS MOUTH, FATTY'S CALLING ALL GOES SOUTH! NO TEAM IS WEAKER IN THE WORLD TODAY, TEAM SPIRIT HAVE SUCK THIS MATCH AWAY
>zyGOAT
>>2791568d0nkey outdid him by 0.02 in the finals, thats my goat
Spirit looked like shit from the get go. I don't know what hally is doing but this was bad.
>>2791631Hally is retarded, but there's so much he can do when zont1x and TN1R keep losing 50% of aim duels, magixx forgets util and donk/sh1ro go missing.
>>2791637Their utility was seemingly worse as well.
>>2790599Can't wait for Enkay J to scream at the major
>>2790797again the big dogs bombed out in round 1in comparison spirit did well, you could say they have the highest floor out of the big 4 so that's not a bad metric to have>>2790853how many times do I have to post the graph old man?
Why did every big dog look like shit this blast though? Explain.
Because they are shit. Hope this helps.
>>2791675They weren't this shit months ago.
>>2791685when? failtr00ns lost to the monkeys, v0tality lost to the monkeys, the monkeys lost to gaymerlegionsp0r0t is the only one who doesn't lose to nonamers, so their floor is definitely the highest even if their ceiling isn't
>>2791692The major.
>>2791695Obviously online + single elimination format + lower seeds easily antistratting the top seedsthat being saidthe top 8 are usually in a bubble of their own so when they face a real challenger outside of that bubble they usually crumblewe saw this happen many times over the last 2 year - fut, 9z, parivision, bb, legacy etc
>>2791673because they only signed up to cuck other teams out of the points, they wanted to take their well earned vacation from Cologne>>2791705>>2791692mentally ill, take meds
Xertion’s MOUZ is here to dominate.
Is it time for donk to move on to bigger things? I think he should finally join Falcons after this loss.
>>2792146Welcome FaZe Donk
>>2791981fuckin kek
>>2791637it's hally's fault though
>>2792146i think he should hire a hitman to get sotfik back
Jewdaddies won.
Will Xertion’s MOUZ surpass Karrigan’s MOUZ?
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2396312/fnatic-vs-metizport-stake-pulse-beat-iswedes and stanislaw vs ukrainian fnatichow many people actually remembered that stanislaw was on a european team?
>>2792514Good on him for moving and getting out of this declining dump
>>2792509absolutely notgive him a crowd bigger than a small studio and he completely shits himself
9 more days until esports are back bros!
>>2792514>polish username>canadian flagkek
>>2792509>at 'notable' events:karrigan-led mouz had 7 top 4 finishes in 23 monthssiuhy-led mouz had 10 top 4 finishes in 17 monthsbrollan-led mouz had 11 top 4 finishes in 15 monthsxertioN-led mouz have had 3 top 4 finishes in 3.5 months
1 match left until I get my premier ranking :)
Movie night with the lads#FazeUp
>>2792905When's the last time siuhy, brollan or xertioN won a major?
.
>>2793313That being said spirit would've lost without hally anyway because they played like shit mechanics-wise.
>>2793180Yeah we've 100% signed big neityu
>>2793313>1.07 rating>but also no util value>and also sucking all the econ from the teamb-b-b-beast
>>2793502when you pay close attention it's really crazy how many drops he gets, he has a gun every round except the pistol. not even s1mple in GO had this kind of luxury in Navi.
>>2793513because a rifle is cheaper and donk is 2x the player s1mple isyou're a failure of a coach if you treat donk like a regular star player akin to frozen or xantares or whatever
>>2793527sadly the woo is 3x the player d0nk is
>>2793534which is why he also gets a lot of drops
>>2793540but he gets less and wins more... wtf?
>>2793543free to provide a stat that compares the "drops rate" between the players, if you're so sure he gets "less"I don't quantify that beyond elevating him, donk, s1mple as players that get them more often than your average frozen
>>2793545>free to provide a stat that compares the "drops rate" between the players, if you're so sure he gets "less"I actually watch the games... maybe thats too much to ask of zoomers these days....
>>2793551so, your source is your memory?
>>2793554I accept your concession.
>>2793562I appreciate an attempt at baiting me into some argument about how donk is better, but up your game a bit
>>2793554nta but i remember Zywoo once on a force round had 3k and dropped an M4 to ropz (who bought kevlar and nades), and he himself played with an armorless deagle, literally had the worst buy in the whole team. i have never ever seen donk do something like this. there were more examples like this, i've seen apex have a gun and Zywoo entried in front of him with a deagle, playing with mp9 while the rest is on m4/famas etc. Zywoo gets drops but he also gets handed shitty weapons like that way more often than any superstar player i've seen.
>>2793570and I've seen ZywOo once on a force with a hero AWP bought to him by flameZ while everyone else had usp-sdoesn't prove much
>>2793108yaaayyyy let's gooooooooooo
>>2793587completely missed the point unc
What team will broky join?
>>2793587pointless counter example, i already said Zywoo does get drops, but he also makes selfless decisions like that for the greater good of the team. donk never does the latter.
nigga really comparing zypoo to d2nkzypoo can drop to ropz or flamez who hard carry his fatass almost everytimed2nk cant drop to magixx, tn1r or zont1x cuz those niggas be straight up ass
>>2793617>donk never does the latterare you relying on your memory like the other guy as well, or do you have the data that will show this?
>>2793659>>2793659tn1r was good before joining spirit and magixx was basically the major mvp once upon a time, wonder what happened
>>2793587umm do you have a source for this?
>>2793607my NA hostage mode only gold nova 1 4 stack
>>2793607Flyquest
d0nkey losing aim duels vs guys with lower faceit elo than him
>>2794390please stop trying to manifest this
>>2794475It would be very entertaining though
>>2794402his cheat devs got drafted please understand
>>2794402Mouz BROKE him
Broky is retiring. Broky is broken and will be a brokie!
>donk deliberately playing bad to get hally firedMY GOAT
>>2794686d0nkey is spirit, he could just ask and they would fire whoever he wanted
BCG, Liquid, 100T, NRG will qualify to EWC
my boyfren just buy me this! !! yaay ^___^
>>2795142cs2 is free, he didn't buy you anything
>>2795142The shittiest and cheapest emerald knife? Lmao you dating a broke ass nigga ngl
>>2795173he bought me dis knife and gloves for my birfday last month the gut knife is just a knife that means something to me thats why i asked for it >_<
>>2795232why are you typing like a discord troon? fuck off
>>2793108>>2793588>>2795142>>2795232Here you go >>2721422
>>2795232hey I recognize all those names. LA casual server lol
>>2795232would you fuck off back to val and stay there? nice one
br0ky on flyquest would be great for the /g/
br1ky on flyquest
>>2795430keep seething noob, I'm 15k in premier I will outfrag all of you magogfags
-MATYS+jL(trusted rumour)If that's true we need to kill peca, sAw, and hurt huNter enough for him to drop IGLing
>>2795864if this happens they're actually more unlikable than mouz
>>2793607my new open team
>>2795937ps taking applications requirements>watches animeor>2.2k+ elo/open playoffs+ exp
imagine being some egirl's simp, then one day she starts her stream up in another person's home and out of nowhere multi gazillionaire, major mvp m0nesy shows up to cuck you and ruin your delusional dreams, brutalhttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2835499068
>>2795944shut up russki retard. all your posts should start by taking the west for allowing you to post here you dumb cunt.
>>2793570it mostly happens when zywoo doesn't feel good about his own skill in a game. the bottom line is zywoo decide with which weapons he'll play, all his teammates know that if he "feels" something they must allow him to do it. donk appears to me to be far more confident in his agressive capacities so he's more likely to ask himself to get drops.
>>2790925>>2790976Your posts were missed during the major, would've liked to see what they thought of navi not making it to playoffs, vitality and spirit losing, and monesy and kyousuke winning
>>2795940I'm 1700 but I have heart
>>2795947bro you got so worked up that you misspelled thanking as taking, I'm not russian by the way
>>2795976I'm drunk btw, this is why I posted such a dumb comment to begin with sorryno fuck you, I hate simps, especially monesy simps wiht his rigged "major" which was just a simple cologne
yaay liquid!!
>>2796011No one says this
>>2795864matys was one of the few players b1ad3 was looking at, hmm
ayo this shit is actually mad funny fr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKP-KyqtyKM
>>2796029Matys to replace iM...we're so back.
yaay naffly!!
>>2795944So thats why he was whispering, motherfucker nutted and went to play faceit
>>2795944that girl aint nothing niggachinese fans are the ones about to ropemaxx after watching their goat with someone else
>>2796086they've had it rough this second part of the year, lost both him and kyousuke to ruski females, only zont1x remains
ewc qualifier groups + rankings
>>2796104spirit's gonna wreck group N
>>2796104>Group Fsenzu gonna get sent home by BASEMENT BOYS again
[per KRL] Vitality will be playing BLAST Open Porto later this month with jL as a stand-in for mezii, who will be away for the birth of his child. They will also likely be using jL again as a stand-in for apEX at PGL Bucharest in October, as he expects to miss that tournament due to the birth of his child.
>>2796229>impregnated their wives right after budapestimpotentwoo status?
>>2796229covid ended the astralis era. Of course something had to end the vitality erahadn't guessed it would be something as lame as pregnancy
HOLY SHIT based jL! He’s going full mercenary now.
>>2796229So who'd going to be calling for Vitality without apEX?
jL igling on vitality then? Not looking good for their era…
>>2796277mezii
>>2795944She looks retarded
>>2796229yeah vitality is a dead team.
>>2796229kek unexpected
why is fagnatic so shiet
jLegendaddy is so back
https://www.hltv.org/events/8762/esports-world-cup-2026-open-qualifierESWC qual schedules are up
Why would anyone pick up jL ever? He's such a fucking ass-wipe. Taking a mental health break after years of fighting makes sense but after winning a major?
>>2796688considering that Vitality's designated stand-in until now was Jackz, jL is a big upgrade
esea blogger heremy team officially died, we've accumulated 3 forfeits.>one guy refused to play this season (queued rocket league and faceit while we forfeited when we needed him)>and his friend made a smurf because his main wouldn't get Verified and refused to play on it this season because he was afraid of getting banned>3rd guy was cool and got his friends to sub when possibleoverall not a bad 3 season run, might do it again
>>2796737don't ever greentext again
>>2796748>don't ever greentext againok
>jL to vitality
memba when twistzz declined vitality
>Vitality heard they're missing aura, so they got jLegendrespect!
jLoan
vitality views about to skyrocket
>>2796737The absolute state of tier 1 NA...
/magogbros/...we RISE.
>>2796277this is gonna be interestingiirc, Vitality has never played without apEX after he took the IGL role. he missed some tournament way back in the day but it was when he was just a regular rifler/entry and Alex was leading.i wonder how they would do without Zywoo, he never missed a tournament with Vitality.
>>2796277it doesnt matter, its still gonna be ropz, flamez and togglerwoo carrying with the ocasional mezii clutch
good thing the 'gog is above this type of behaviour
f0zeniggas really be like karrigan
>>2797464lollmao
Who was the best team in source? I wanna watch some old gameplay
>>2797644verygames with le tank was the besti think steel+dazed+adren was pretty good too and could take them sometimes
>>2797644French were the best at Source, but if you wanna watch old competitive CS the 1.6 scene is far far superior, CSS never really took off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0QQ2-PI4PIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E24drHZYtI4yup... they don't make em like this anymo
>>2797669Why did CSS never really make it as a competitive game? Did top players just not like the way it felt/played?
IGLs should get hero shooter ultimate abilities
>>2796097>kyousuke?
>>2797870yeah and since the pro scene was mostly just tournaments being hosted at 3rd party events / gaming conventions etc. without official support from Valve there was no real incentive to switch games if you didn't want to, it wasn't like nowadays where Valve and every TO would all switch to the new game and you'd need to switch as well if you wanted to keep competing
even falcons use their academy players instead of a super sub when they have problems fielding their 5 players, vitality has one too and katkame is certainly better than nucleonz yet they refuse to give him the opportunity and grab someone with no affiliation to them instead, for shame
>>2798557Vitality academy is ass. Faze academy recently raped them.
>>2797870CSS really favored peekers and was quite unbalanced
>>2792148>>2793180holy kino>>2793607>>2794390>>2794475G2>>2795142cute, your bf has good taste>>2796950fucking gay af mouz jl was okay but v0tality jl is 100% hatewatch worthy
Overdrive told me that Broky is going to Flyquest
>>2798938No one says this
Let's go Liquid! Z!
>>2798561all academy teams are garbage right now, even spirit, navi and mouz's. their players can still potentially perform if placed in a working system though, you gotta believe in your noobies and give them a chance in this situation
JT!
mazay looks so different to how I imagined, he sounds like the biggest twink ever but turns out he's like 2m tall and rocking a buzz cut
Liquid are SO fucking back
>>2799074he's actually a good pick up, i don't know what they were thinking with that br4tko guy though
Liquid might actually win a LAN, which they haven't done since probably 2019
The Poles are about to get their revenge for the kicking of ultimate and siuhy
>>2799187jcobbb..........STAYS
>he's regaining hope in Liquidlol
>>2799187KEKuid finna bouta learn the meaning of POLSKA GUROM
Can The GOAT Rifler, also known as The GOAT of Cache, stop FaZe from conquering cache?
eSports aren't big enough for anything outside of the top 5-10 teams to matter
Are Russians the only ones who have their own communities in CS and everyone else just uses American or Danish websites (always in English)
>>2799386donk isn't the goat of cache
>>2799453americans used to have esea forums
>>2799462the entire english speaking internet is american, the only exception are a few dying .co.uk sites
danish website but its in the american language?
jt reactivated elige, he's so back
>>2799574english is a germanic language like danish
>>2799566yea but esea was america centric, euros did not intrude there
EliGE and JT are soul bonded. As soon as they reunite, EliGE is back to something close to his peak form.
>with poles#44 vrs, dead team>without polestop 10 after 2 events
>>2799671kek it do be like that
>>2799671what happened to pooland
>Liquid
Jorko got his first taste of Chokequid
>losing a map to Betclickek the absolute state of Liquid
>>2799747They barely beat them 2-1 last time so expected.
>>2799732they were never good it was just the plumber era of counterstrike
>>2799732the mercedes, whatever happened there...
liquid era is over
>>2799831But fr3ns era is here
>shitquid pistols>it was 4v2
Honeymoon's already over for Liquid. Can't even beat a T2 squad after overcoming Vitality and G2.
CHADPOGEE
basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw8thN-Suj8
that lan didnt matter anyways we have 2 months to climb for october+november invites
why are liquid just standing awkwardly in the back like cucks lol
>>2799671>raped and gaped by tier 3 polesKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
this is liquid's cac moment, the last humiliation needed to propel them towards greatness
>kick the poles>lose to the poles
>>2799941they don't have tier 1 invites though, unlike Falcons
>>2799963EWC is in the bag
>>2799386never pick cache against me motherfucker
I wonder why paconer hates Poles so much but sucks off danes so much. Some very deep rooted trauma I suppose.
>why don't people like eternally butthurt faggots who are also shittersbaltbros are finebalkanbros are based pooland on the other hand is dogshitbeing poolish is a shameful thinglike being Irish
>seethes about them 24*7 unpromptedthe only one butthurt here is you, fatty
>>2801581he's a chilean twink, of course he has trauma
>>2801719Yeah but I don't get this particular obsession with poles. If he made fun of romanians because he's a self hating brown it would still make some sense, but why poles?
you're not polish bro, stop sucking their cockthey're the cancer of competitive counterstrike
karrischizo seethes about nords because he's a swarthy celt mutt with brown eyes, blue eyes like I have make him seethe like mad which is why he's permanently butthurt about danes
Hero shooter abilities for IGLs
Niko owes faze one final run. Hopefully once the falcons project is done and dusted, The GOAT Rifler comes back one final time with the red and black jersey.
Flyquest+brokyhttps://x.com/FlyQuestCS/status/2084189640735506885
>>2795142Woman go kitchen!
-device +broky
>esports world cup>multi-national teamsHUH
broky is coming back
When was the last time you thought about broky?
i'm afraid donk went clinically insane after the Mouz thrashinghis new pfp on Steam is a photo from an obscure British movie about a boy who slowly loses grip on reality, experiencing visions of angels, demons, homoerotic dreams, and the ancient English pagan king Penda
He recently moved in with his girlfriend, it's more likely she made him insane, she probably disrupts his faceit grinds and it's making him lose it
>>2802804he also just got completely demolished on faceit by jabbi and staehrI think puberty ruined him
>>2802855"""girl""""
>>2802804Why is donk so cringe? He always has these edgy cringe profile pics of shit like berserk and shit. I'm starting to think our boy is lacking a personality...
>>2802944because he's an esports star kid
We're all watching the NiKo documentary right?
>>2801932Imagine NiKo, Ropz and Karrigan joining the fold after atoning for their betrayals
im not watching a low elo trash talk about the goat rifler for 30+ min
quiet.i am watching peak kino.
>>2803066>niko>ropz>karrigan>donk (they save him from hally)>brokyfuark...
>b0tky
>>2803066Niko, ropz (awper), karrigan, twistzz, frozen
neither ropz nor karrigoat betrayed faze
>>2803111karrigan died so that faze could get some money back
>>2803115And the Gods of CS rewarded him with his major
>>2802804based, better than tranime>>2802484in the style of the club world cup
>>2802944zxc dotard phonk edgelord animeprofilepic subculture infected russians years ago he was just brought up in it
>non polish slavs : S tier in counterstrike including Jewish/Israel slavs >poles : F tierWhat went wrong
>>2803158>based, better than tranimei got some bad news for you d2nksisterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghu0ITA8aSE&t=5024this, this is who your idol identifies with
>>2803315donks not my idolmy favorite player is n1ko
>>2803323good man
IT'S UP!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwMFk1PJcUY
>Danil "donk" Kryshkovets has two Bounty MVPs but he was not himself for too much of the semi and grand final to earn even an EVP here, throwing away his 1.76-rated start against Liquid.kek based hltv
>wake up>broky is still teamless?
>>2803783if f0ze had the balls to do that sooner they would have won the major with karrigan instead of falcons im afraid
They're all being played simultaneously?
>>2803556thank you saaar! much love for twistzz!
BCG to win EWC
>>2803448How come nobody replied to my post here. NAVI vs JL!
BBC to win BWC
>>2805044I'm pogging bro, I'm here for you
>>2805048Thanks bro. I see you have marvel rivals installed bro. You like marvel huh. Consider purchasing the new fighting (marvel tokon) it has marvel heroes in it. Bro.
>>2805051Bro...I'm done with playing discord fighters bro. I'll only play SF6 every now and then bro.
ONE HOURdon't be surprised if bcg wins two lans in a row
>>2805111There's like 16 BO3s happening all at the same time, which ones are getting streamed
>>2805114probably just click on the hltv streams on the match pagesbcg is getting streamed anyway
Weird prize pool distrib.
>>2805111
The goat about to show these kids how to play
BCG will lose because elec will throw continuously round after round
/we/ are watching with fl0m
https://www.twitch.tv/ewc_plus_enhttps://www.twitch.tv/ewc_plus_enhttps://www.twitch.tv/ewc_plus_en>30 minutes
>>2805170He's bad but there are 2 heavy hitters on the team so they'll offset for that.
They can probably hear each others' comms lol
https://x.com/HLTVorg/status/2085646469944517083https://x.com/HLTVorg/status/2085642770736107684
We're watching Elon Musk watching bcg https://www.twitch.tv/Trottah
We're watching the fat guy watching bcghttps://www.twitch.tv/fl0m
45 min delay very cool
>>2805182>>2805188Why are you watching someone watch a stream that you could just watch yourself
>>2805199I'm lonely.
>>2805201We will watch s1mple win, just like the good old days. TOGETHER
Cache is NOT an "unc" map
>>2805197Why are they even having a 64-team play-in instead of like 16 as they do in Kato/Cologne?
average game so far at ewc
GG BCG WASHED
BCG throwing NA nades.......
>>2805274keeek
Yeah BCG is never gonna get to tier 1 lol
bcg are actually legit
lol, a full icelandic team bothered to go there just to get 13-1'd by t3 brazilian shitters
-electronic and they will be tier 1
elec's unc reflexes...
da goat still goat it
CS is an anime game
he's so fucking back
upset-watch:Iberian Soul / Gentle Mates (VRS #48) lost the first map to Ukrainian stack 6666 (VRS #215)EAC (VRS #56) lost the first map to SAW (unranked with a brand new lineup playing their very first match together)
there's so many pure garbage teams at the ewc quals. tons of matches going like 13-1.
>>2805357yea its a full anyone-can-sign-up open qualifier so half the teams are just groups of friends that decided to go together
>>2805361still surprising the spots aren't taken by genuine t2 teams
its always T2-3 ruskis and ukies with the worst IGNs
>>2805390With the worst what. Who are you referring to
>>2805373tbf most of EU t2 is there, of the teams ranked between 30th-60th VRS 20 of them are in attendance and most of the missing ones are ones from asia or the americas who didnt want to make the trip (and a few russian teams didnt attend because of visa stuff i think)
>>2805393in game names. FakeReality is what made me think of it but if you hang around T2 enough you see them all the time. desu basement boys is full of stinker names
>>2805398Owner is the worst one>I own so my name should be Owner
hello friends, just noticed s1mple was playing so I decided to watch and shitpost with you.
basement boys having their way with the bc lads
>>2805350we have our first 1-1 series with 9INE (VRS #50) dropping map 2 to ABT (unranked portugese stack playing their first hltv match together)
Elec sucks so bad
Valve should've removed Nuke instead of Overpass
>>2805422Let's get rid of D2 first.
OH NO NO NO
Valve should remove electronic
BCG ban nuke more than half the time. This is their first time playing against a competent team on it. PatriQts are still in control
>>2805428What does this dude bring to the team? Its not the good vibes
we're a mirage team
>>2805430Dunno, friends with simple I guess but
Why is Henryg looking so zesty?
never shoot at simple from nuke heaven
ok so its>day 1:Groups 1-8 opening matchGroups 1-8 winner vs. winner Groups 1-8 loser vs. loser Groups 9-16 opening match>day 2:Groups 1-8 final matchGroups 9-16 winner vs. winner Groups 9-16 loser vs. loser Groups 9-16 final match>day 3:playoff (ro32 --> ro16 --> ro8 to determine top 4)
>>2805430Breast milk
Can somebody tell me when donk plays? Nobody is watching this tier 2 event
>>2805446Donk era is over, he forgot how to play.
>>2805452donk era is forever
ez for the goat, meme maps don't count
>electronic and s1mplevs>ax1le and nafanywho we got?
electronic has to go
This single elim?
>>2805510nobut after groups you need to win two matches to qualify in single elim
Uncgisk carrying
>>2805178holy sovl
yep, I think the goat is back.
>26-0How do you come back from this
>>2805743You don't. You retire in shame.
>>2805909>give up just because you suck at lifeat least magog wouldn't be active between tournaments
>>2805743Take it up the ass and start grinding afterwards so it doesn't happen again.
uhmmmm liquid
>>2805743Holy rape
LET'S GO LIQUID*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
imaging being a fan of T2 shitters
>>2806213brownest post itt award
seething uncsyour hohol trash is washed up
LIQUID IS BACK
SKADOODLE BENCHED for TARIK
I'm kinda liking these new white jerseys from 100T. Much much better than that long sleeve trash they had not so long ago.
>>2807137weird seeing him without glasses, but it seems like he stopped using themhe didn't use it when they played the blast bounty games im pretty sure
Faze is back on the top 10 baby.
>>2807808is it just because of point decay? because they were #13 right after bounty
man how the fuck are you neet fucks posting here all day?I started my first job last week and I barely get time to call me own family>>2807808faze up baby
>vrs>9z #4o i'm kekking
>>2808143Why? Vitrannyty hasn't won shit since stage 3 of colonge while 9z won a tournament already.
>nooooo you lost a game you're not good anymore>my tier2 shitters are tier1 now!!!>STOP GATEKEEPING US
Where is broky
>>2807137looks cheap honestly
is he alright?I'm not really active here between tournaments, but he usually pops up on youtube or other places like once a weekdid falcons winning the saudi-backed major break him?
>>2808560he only works for pgl. yes, rest of the year he just podcasts.
>>2808626>rest of the year he just podcasts.but he hasn'the's been off the grid for a monthwe heard more from him right after he got his faggy hair transplant than we do now
>>2808560>is he alright?He still does podcasts and stuff.>did falcons winning the saudi-backed major break him?I doubt it but his already jaded view on esports probably got a whole lot more jaded after Team Falcons won the Team Falcons Owners Major.
>>2808791>He still does podcasts and stuff.name one in the last two weeks
How high can BC.G go from EWC? They still have 3 open slots for LAN wins which they could fill with the remaining games in the qualifier + whatever head-to-head and opp-network points they get + prizepool points. That's like 200 VRS points no? That would already get them to around #30. Now assume they beat some mid team and maybe get an upset in the main stage we'd already be looking at BC.G in the 20's not even a month after the roster started playing. I predict a mass suicide of GOAT haters in this scenario.>>2808797>name one in the last two weeksHim, Montechristo and Thorin do this movies podcast. I don't watch it but they upload regularly, last video 4 days ago.https://www.youtube.com/@LastFreeNationMovies/videos
>>2808801>Him, Montechristo and Thorin do this movies podcast>not about cshow do you put your shoes on in the morning?
>>2808803Maybe be more precise with your questions in the future.
>>2808810maybe stop being a disgusting zoomer and learn to read between the lines>you're vague posting!fuck yes I am. If you don't get it, you're not supposed to
>>2808817Okay anon let me spoon-feed you a specifically esports related podcast featuring Richard Lewis from within the last 2 weeks. Open wide here come the airplane!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UWG2KlAtaQ
>>2808825kinda gay, but I'll take itthanks
is there no english cast or anything for 100t match? the endiez guy is offline.
>>2808801>How high can BC.G go from EWC?Everyone's favorite VRS autist predicts BC.G to be top 20 after EWC. Thank God the Saudis are actually too retarded to make a good tournament format and have BO1s in the main event. s1mple Singapore Major stickers are all but assured at this point.https://xcancel.com/JesperLarsen222/status/2085742882309255594#m
https://www.twitch.tv/ewc_plus_enWhich matches are gonna get casted? Have they announced it?
>>2808832fat american is probably streaming it if he's awake
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2396507/fokus-vs-sashi-esports-world-cup-2026-open-qualifierfinnish gamers arouse
>>2808837he's watching liquid
>>2808841if they're playing at the same time, yeah probably
F1KU ez 4k deag?
f1ku deagle aced liquid
>>2808858He aced...
JT 1v3 so easy
it just jumped into my brain when ewc started.... magog has brainwashed behttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bII don't even want falcons to win ewc... I hope they win the next major, but I want them to lose ewcstill the song sticks....
>>2808825>it took years for The Sims to implement homosexualityis RL trying to turn agent skins gay?
holy ez for 100t
>>2808881Yes. Richard Lewis is on globohomo's payroll to spread homosexuality in Counter-Strike.
>>2808897>Richard Lewis is on globohomo's payroll to spread homosexualitywhy would he kill trannies then?
>>2808872>LIFT UP THE RECEIVER I'LL MAKE YOU A BELIEVER>can I have a major please?
gg 13-9
with finns you win vs a rank 52 danish team
>>2808899Because RL x FtM is a straight relationship and RL will not stand for it.
-NAF
>>2808872>receiverlifted up>faithtouched
>>2808930I'm touching it so fucking hard bro....still hope they lose ewcshould be renamed to EWWWW
https://www.twitch.tv/spunj
bros...
>>2808981Fuck off Chad we don't want to hear your retarded opinions. Also how much is ESL paying you to shill for them?
>>2808997>Also how much is ESL paying you to shill for them?Check him salary...!!
>>2808981I don't do twitchtoo much brainrotis he streaming the games?
https://x.com/HLTVorg/status/2086052237302702319kek now I understand why elige was complaining about not being able to hear, sounds like the 2010 wc
>>2808989Who will be next to announce their transition? First magixx, now astra, maybe kyousuckyfucky next?
>>2808997would've posted it 1 hour ago when he started if that was the case, just sad to see the goat caster below fucking fl0m and trottah>>2809002of course
>>2809034>the goat casterCSGO maybe but SPUNJ and Machine have fallen off hard. It hasn't helped that Machine got on the Launders train and started selling dogshit merch at ridiculous prices and SPUNJ broadcasts his terrible and often straight up wrong opinions on the competitive CS scene for all the world to see.I still watch Talking Counter though. Watch SPUNJ the mental midget go up against moses who is able to form coherent thoughts is amusing.
>>2809037>SPUNJ and Machine have fallen off hardpeople are saying this with a straight face while scrawnders are still getting hiredlolI know it's gay to hate earlier generations, but I just can't help myself
>>2809067Faggy and Yawnders are even worse. Harry and Hugo are #1 imo with Dinko and moses a close second (hardcarried by moses).
>>2809072>Dinko and mosesare greatnot spunj and machine tier tho
>>2809105>not spunj and machine tier thoOf course not. They're way better.
>>2809108disagree brehbut I'm all right with your sexuality as long as it doesn't include scrawnders
>>2808989>>2809027Is valorant still popular? Shit's like 6 years old at this point and last I saw its playerbase and viewership was falling
woxic sent him his people's contact info
kek s0mplecucks
>>2808560How was köln saudi backed? Take your meds
>>2809390It's fine. I don't play it myself but I hear they're making the same mistake as in League by adding more and more heroes with wacky abilities, upping complexity and barrier to entry.
>>2809756
>>2809761Overwatch and Mahvel Rivals do that and they seem fine. In fact Overwatch was "dying" until the devs decided to work again and add new heroes.
>>2809801Those are hero shooters, not tac shooters. Valorant's pitch is a CS clone with a little bit of hero shooter flavor but they're moving away from it for some reason.
>valorantcute
group results
>>2809910Which team is Broky playing for
>AIEEEEE THAT MAJOR DOESN'T COUNT ITS DAAAAA ARABSmindbroken
Liquid, BCG, 100T all in the same group.Theres only 1 spot for them.
>both teams go 2-0>one gets 3x more VRS than the otherepicway too many shitters in this, they should have staged it like that saudi run major in Germany and started it earlier
We will ALL be rooting for s1mple and friends tomorrow!
full bracket for the 4 spots
>>2809955Please refer to >>2808834 for an explanation
>>2809952>>2809963insanely free for chadiaNbc.gayme won't know what hit them
>>2809952>put all the cancerous bottomfeeder trash in one group so only one can get throughbased saudis, saving video games yet again
>s0mplehols cucked into shilling for a team with a russian on itnot a real ukraniana traitor
>>2809972Say cadian somehow cheats his way past BC.G and 100Uncs, s1mple's brother in drip will be waiting to finish him off.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>>2809993kek based nrg got a free ride
>>2809999dendele is better, probably innner circle and maybe hoto too
>>2810012>dendeleWho?
>>2810012haha no
VITALITY JL IS PLAYING FACEIT WITH OHNEGET THE FUCK IN, GET THE FUCK IN NOWhttps://www.twitch.tv/jlcs2
>one group of seethe>the rest nobody caresbased saudishate when shitters get a free ride for being in a group with even bigger shitters
VITALITY BROS IM SO HYPEDjL is finally going to fix the fan issues vitality has had for a while now, just like he did on MOUZ for a brief moment. All the faze and spirit fags will finally shut the fuck up about their views because we will be at the top.LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LAVI-TA-LI-TY
vitality strikes me as a plastic superteam, almost as if they chose players from various regions to try and load in a broad approval>hmm there's no bongs so if we get mezzi they'll all watch us (plus we can meme MEZZI MEZZI MEZZI)>if we get 2 frenchmen we'll lock in france and germany (since they're just pan-european fans as they have no good team) and probably some other westerners >include flamez to get the israeli audience and cause some seethe>add a balt to cover eastern europeans
>>2810073>if we get 2 frenchmen we'll lock in france and germany
>>2810082western europeans have shifted from nationalism to pan-european coping, you can see this on 4chan where they no longer are proud X nationalities but proud to be European and post EU gigachads
>>2810099>western europeans have shifted from nationalism to pan-european copingGenerally yes but not in sports.
>>2809963
>>2810103they have where they have no relevant teams
Think about it: s1mple has the hardest bracket but also faces the teams which offer the most VRS points. BCG top 10 VRS after EWC you heard it here first.>>2810109Nigga I am German and every single CS player I have met supports BIG over Vitality except for that one retarded guy I know.
>>2810114nobody cares about BIG, you mostly switch to whatever WE EVROPEAN big team is hot, especially whoever will be le evil russiansand there's nothing wrong with having multiple teams, BIG can be your T2/T3 team, but you still get to pick a T1 team
>some s0mplecucks are NPC tageschau watchers because russia is le evil (pls ignore all that gas we bought from them polesisters)interesting. why is s0mple so emblematic for them?
jL is MEGA carrying ohne thru his faceit placements. How is that even fair?
>>28099993 matches same day holy
>>2810153Maybe get some friends and you too might enjoy the pleasure of getting carried?
GOAT coach type shit
>>2810310Sometimes I feel like theres nothing of value any esports player or coach has ever said and its pointless for them to be interviewed or to have a formerly account
>>2810318Sort of. The most important tweets are probably 'looking for team' and 'I am joining team x'. But at the same time any player should look to put themselves out there to as a selling point to teams and to maybe have some sort of content creator option after their pro career.
>>2810318>its pointless for them to be interviewedIt really depends on the interview. Those onstage interviews at tournaments have never produced any information of value but anything more professional like a hltv interview or even those round table shows ESL does are very interesting (discounting any in which Spirit players are featured)
FazeUPLiquidUP100TUPAuroraUPG2UPLegacyUPfailcl0wnsDOWNsp0r0tDOWNv0talityDOWNp00riaDOWNm0uzDOWNn0viDOWNbbcgDOWN
the real 'gogian meta is t1chad vs t2cucki don't like vitality or n0vi but i'll support them over these subhuman interlopers who dare disrupt the metayou will learn your place you filthy trash
keep seething pac0ner
Watch out guys it's paconer!
what team can beat this?
>>2811202Considering their recent run and an on paper downgrade I'd say quite a few teams
>>2811265>downgrade
>>2811306Arguably yes. He may be able to somewhat adequately replace mezzi but no why in hell is he a suitable apEX substitute.
your team and favorite player(s) are dogshityou will learn your placet1chads will teach you
>>2811544my favorite team is t1 howthoughever
Feels good to be a T1 chad
>>2811552would you name them?there is a contingent of gatekept raped shitters on the 'gog (hereby referred to as gateraped) desperate for a drop of that sweet T1 attention and approval
hated israelis are indeed part of the T1 elite squad
>>2811507>He may be able to somewhat adequately replace mezzilol no
>>2811570jLegend eats that british bum for breakfast
>>2811579if roles and spots didn't mean anything maybebut I guess that's too complicated for statsfags to understand
>>2811600>roles and spotsDelusions dreamt up by the utterly deranged that call themselves analysts to scam money out of TO's broadcast budget.
>>2811607amusing
i am a simple mani like watching donk donki like watching niko clutchi like watching slavic zoomers rape and gape everyone
>>2811619I'll give you that a hard anchor needs to naturally be able to sit still (a hard task for a pro gamer) but other than that I refuse to believe that somebody can only kill the opps in spot a and not spot b.
>>2811624>i am a simple manWe are all s1mple men
>>2811674from amusing to laughable
>>2811562BCG
>>2811692These people are getting 10+ Louis V bags a month. I expect that if they can play con they can also play short.
New Thread btw :^)>>2811711>>2811711>>2811711
>>2811705the tiniest bit of role changes can make the best tier1 players go from absolute beasts to tier2 trash
>>2811690he's a fat subhuman tat'd up hohol, i wish him violent death in the battlefield of eastern ukraine, he will never be a goat of this esport and he will never represent anything>>2811695butthurt belter detected
>>2811579if he had time to adapt to anchoring he'd probably be at least as good as mezii but i don't think he has the personality for an anchor, and tbqh i don't think signing the guy who quit tier 1 out of the blue to take a break from CS would be a smart move in the grand scheme of things.
bros... I need more falcons/karrigan kinoI'm so fucking starved I'm watching the cologne vod
>>2812305holy fuck that drone camera work is insaneI hope esl keeps that up and pgl copies it
they're still doing this double dane desk huh, cause it was so popular during the major
