>Virgo CupRace Conditions: Ooi Dirt 2000 meters (Medium), Right, Fall, Sunny, Good. Begins August 7th>7/1 Patch Noteshttps://umamusume.com/news/100081/>/v/ Triple Crown, August EditionFive BIGGER and SLUTTIER races of hot summer action.https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1784662203816.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (August)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1785550038593.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2798131
yep...pers?
Windy!
>NSM>Determined descent I will delude myself into thinking she will be meta next CM
third for yeppers
>>2800541convince me not to dump my load on yeppers and keep saving for Festa
SEX WITH YUKINO BIJIN
>>2800560Festa is a late surger which is automatically better
>>2800560festa only wants 1 ticket from you
>>2800560Festa is cooler.
>Club is falling down to B+ again>Look at everyone's daily average>Most are only doing 1-2m a day even with auto availableNo....
>>2800560If you spark Festa, do you really deserve her?
>>2800560Actually to pull for festa you need to risk it all, sparking her is defeat
>>2800566You forgot a y bwo...
>>2800561
>>2800569>>2800571I imagine rolling for festa is like a game of chicken. If you spark her she wins because you chickened out
ROLL FOR HER FRIEND NOW
>>2800566Have you tried asking your danchou to kick their asses?
Its crazy that after this we got pearl and machan
>>2800560Festa would insist you gamble your life savings on getting bothFortune only favors the bold
bricked up for brickjin
>>2800583maregust
>>2800560nevermind I just checked the schedule and Neo Universe comes soon after Festa so I'll just keep saving up sorry yeppers
Yeppers
Is NSM even that good for mile? Its a very short track at 1600
Whats she thinking about?
There's nothing that makes me sadder than the trainers that only roll for meta umas.Do they even have a waifu?
>>2800598Corn probably
>>2800598cocks
>>2800598Farm animals? Idk what her deal is
>>2800594Good animation
>>2800599My waifu is orfevre, she would want me to have all plats
>>2800599My wife is Machan though...
>>2800599I already got my wife with the three-star voucher. Do you change your favorite every other week?
>>2800599I've heard that some anons don't have any favorites or oshis either because they can't choose or don't feel strongly enough about the umas they have. At least they get to save their carats for cards, I guess?
>>2800599I have a waifu, but she isn't an uma. I only roll for umas I like though.
>>2800599It'll be a while until we get to Tap Dance City so..
>Want Machan, Zephyr and Pearl>Have to cut Bijin from the planIm sorry yeppers
>>2800598that stupid collar ruins the design for me, what the fuck were they thinking? Either do a coat or a blouse, you can't have both.
>>2800611Oguri is their waifu until they figure things out.
I better see her in some dirt practice rooms
>>2800599It's even sadder for trainers that rolled for their waifu but doesn't use them and only uses meta umas
Mile CM early test37455253
>>2800599yeah and it's someone from another franchise, I'm not some kind of whore that picks a girl from anything I play and watch, my waifu has been so for over 10 years now
>>2800594FUNlance best weapon, not even close
>>2800622Oh yeah, registration is now online btw
>still snacking on useless trainee bannersI thought you niggas learned your lesson after tachyon and light hello
>>2800631Dirt sucks
>>2800622We've already moved to mile CM.
>>2800633After pulling 400 and only getting 1LB on LH and Tachyon I've learned my lesson not to save shit anymore and just play casually.
>>2800633shan't pull for the cardslop
>>2800623I only accept this if it's a distance their waifu or oshi is utterly terrible at.>>2800594Please don't make me want to roll for yeppers.
>>2800633>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN ONLY PULL FOR THE PNGS TO GET MORE CURRENCY TO GET MORE PNGS!!!!I play the cute girl game™ to see the cute girls™
>>2800633Who is your waifu?
>>2800633I still had 3 and a half sparks left after that banner, so I get to roll for Yeppers.
>>2800622>Bring waifu to the xogger debuffer festNop. She'll appear in the Next CM though. I'll gamble Descent+NSM with her.
>>2800625Is 2 okay?
>>2800623I have her but I don't use her because I don't run fronts. My 2nd favorite will have to do when she comes out.
>>2800633Trainee tickets are meant to be spent.
>>2800622Don't join practice rooms + I've already made 2 mutants for Dirt, still working on my third
>>2800648yeah
>>2800633imagine being so gay that you only do what other men tell you to lmao faggot go and pull more cards for daddy
Fire whoever cuts bijins hair its Ryan tier
>>2800588Realistically, would Festa have a chance at this table?
>play waifu game>no waifu in the gameYeah it's over
>>2800625ROOM HERE JOIN NOW
EoS is coming
>>2800633A trainee is only "useless" if you don't like them.>>2800649Absolute troglodyte take.
Buy an ad
>>2800659>cheater>luck enthusiast>cheaterno she doesn't
>>2800659No cuz they fucking cheat
>>2800658Ryan would kill to have hair that cute.
>>2800658>it's ryan-tierThere is no haircut in the game that is ryan-tier thankfully. Bijin has short straight hair. Ryan looks like she got into a fight with a lawnmower
>>2800661don't yell desuwa
>>2800658bob cuts are very sexy tho
>>2800659No, she loses in games to Gold Ship. Akagi is an amoral unhinged psycho and the other guy is even worse. She would die.
>>2800659>w*m*n>in a fukumoto settinglollmao even
>>2800670>>2800672Bro the cut is trash
>>2800664>this is the guy giving out advice>so #WEAKmind he bricks himself on one bannerHopefully his subscribers wake up and realize THEY'VE been scammed from their time
>>2800677It's the face
I just realized yeppers' racewear looks like Negev's uniform and now she's eternally ruined for me
>>2800677Wait how does her headband thing work is it attached to her ear condoms
>>2800672I'd say Biko's is close
>>2800677could've just said you're gay
>>2800614The event I read with her in it made me very interested in her
>>2800677I don't care what you think it is, it's not comparable to Ryan's "cut" lmao you're blind man
>>2800599I used to primarily be an uma roller and ignore meta, but now that I have a waifuma I don't see much point in rolling for other umas unless they're meta or they have some strong connection to my waifuma that would justify rolling them to build a themed CM teamA lot of propaganda revolves around "look how attractive and for (You) this uma is" which doesn't really appeal to me anymore
>>2800677She pads her chest doesn't she?
>>2800677>we were robbed of this design
>>2800683who??
>>2800658????????
>>2800691Looks worse desu
>>2800691>winter cms>run swimsuits>summer cms>run winter coatssimple as
>>2800688Based
stop posting cute yeppers my will to not roll isn't that strong
>>2800677You guys have some real bad opinions sometimes.
>>2800690Bijin is just slightly smaller than Spe's, same bust size as Mambo so not huge, not flat either. Modest bust
>>2800692Pegasus
ryan is sexy and also the only respectable late surger
>>2800701Hoe about THIS
>>2800690>Flat Falcon>Flat Motion>Yukino Busty
>>2800704They have Pegasi in uma? Neat! Who's the NPC though?
Yepkino Yepjin
>>2800704Get this shit off my screen
>>2800677The only bad thing about Bijin is that her face looks weird and I don't like it. Its the same problem I have with Light Hello.
>>2800706freudian slip
>>2800702>>2800694>you guysit's bait anons lol
>>2800715Light hello looks gorgeous what are you on about?
>>2800711It's Biko...
>>2800625Test 2 98982175
>>2800704
>>2800719ITS NOT it might sound like bait but I hate her haircut, it looks so flat and her head looks too round
>>2800720I don't like her eyes.
>>2800701
>>2800664
>>2800677whenever i see yuppers i think of Yaia which makes me think she's also small, so i freak out whenever she shows up in a chain event or something and she's not
>>2800720light hello looks busted and ran trough
>>2800720NTA but my problem with light hello is she is fat, it reminds me of n*ngen w*men
>>2800725HOEH
>>2800723GYURURUN GYURURUN
>>2800725It's the face
>>2800733T. Smart Falcon
>>2800729
What do I do if I keep fantasizing about making out and lots of lovey dovey kissed with my umawife?
Oooh I'm gonna yep
>>2800725>it looks so flat and her head looks too roundCurrencel...
>>2800743You are a high test heterosexual male
>>2800743First, you stop posting about it here
>>2800742 the funniest global gaslighter
>>2800743I did not need your blogpost. But thats normal
UUUOOOOOOOHHHH I'M YEPPING
>>2800704I think she's cute still. When she drops I will be the only person using her in rooms.
>>2800744yep...pers?
>>2800752>t.
>>2800743Calm down by acting out your fantasies in eraUma
>>2800754Shes cute in i guess an ugly cute way if that makes sense
>>2800748Wasn't this by VF iirc, and the docs supported it too
>>2800759Kinda like a pug?
actually this would've suit it better
>>2800757Can I do exactly that?
Yeppers?I hardly knows hers.
>>2800704I love my daughter and I WILL use her in sprint CM with Akebono
>>2800761More like one of those ugly moles with the star noses
>>2800734>light hello is fatI was already in, you don't have to kerp selling it to me
Is it cringe if I like an uma for their personality?
>>2800731Can't unsee it now
>>2800664>>2800729What race is this?
>>2800769Liking a person for their personality is normal
>>2800769You are a straight white man that deserves the world
>>2800763Yes but she will probably grab your dick and jam it in while you're kissing her and petting her ears
Bijin's ear covers vaguely remind me of a sea slug
>>2800765Bono needs a monster alt
>>280072319621692Last one
>>2800772E-Celebrownoid. The weakest of untermensch. Avoid posting them at all costs
I think the yeppers propaganda is too forced
>>2800743Post more about. This place lacks Umawife posting. In fact it's frowned upon based on the replies you got.
>>2800782SOVL IS BACK ON THE MENU
>>2800788If it was really forced someone would be posting screenshots of her career right now
>>2800788
>>2800599My waifu is Oguri, though... specifically her Christmas version
>>2800788I'm not telling you to roll on yeppers bannerI just like saying yeppers, and I've been consistent about saying yeppers for about a year straight.
>>2800791Frowned upon is stuff that invites shit like erp, just gushing about your wife is fine. I love mine, rice shower.
I said yeppers at a job interview and I didn't get the fucking job.
>>2800801It's not because you said yeppersIt's because you didn't say yeppers more
>>2800792Don't get ahead of yourself. That room was filled with Ug gluemas.
>>2800801Should've said Zoinks
>>2800788I dont really care about bijin but she is funny to look at
>>2800762
>>2800806I know its xogslop, but a mans cope will NEVER DIE
>>2800801I unironically did this once and I had to pretend it's some zoomer slang from my kid
Trying to train a great grandparent is frustrating.
>>2800810Is that chrono? This is hot
>>2800777I'm not a husband (or a boyfriend) what do you do in this situation?>>2800811Damn we have dads here? I'm so jelly
>>2800807>Like, zoi-ACK
I really need help. What the hell deck do I use for Tama for dirt? It's like there's no real good answer. Witlet loses an accel, 2 speed is too slow and fucking sucks to play, no stam means I die. I can't full stam spark because I'm out of time.
Is this really newsworthy?
>proc Triple 7>no Unique activation>"oh cool I get the better activation with u=ma2">proc u=ma2>no Unique activationwhat the FUCK
>>2800809many are doing this
>>2800782resultsbuilding this looks like it's gonna take a while
>>2800818Don't worry about it
>>2800826Thanks for the rooms! Looking forward to more
>>2800763Yeah. Like the other anon said though, they usually end up doing weird shit like requesting you slap them in the face when you're trying to make out with them. At least until they run out of stamina and pass out
the only three star blue spark I've gotten since the start of gl is speed
>Can't make Aces because the Ruby card is not out yetFuck, but I guess I can keep looping a bit longer
>>2800833I got TWO 3* stam with pace pink and like 6 whites.
>>2800826Thanks for hosting
>>2800822Your deck looks good desu. 3 speed, she has plenty of stamina growth, gets power growth. You'll just have to babysit wit.
>>2800823>yeppers drops population to 4 billion and crime rates are record-lownyepticing
>>2800831Neighas really getting off to spreadsheets in here
>missed the mileslop
>>2800838The thing that sucks is that I really want NSM since it's apparently good but I can't fit it in, at best I can Nimble cope.
>>2800840For a whole year already
>>2800833I got a 3* Wit from an Oguri Fan run where I bought no skillsI never would have used it either way. But thats like the only 3* I've gotten after weeks of dedicated parent runs. Do a fan run, (a useless) one shows up
>>2800840You need to be able to rotate the apple to enjoy these
>>2800833Just means you need to do more auto runs
>>2800830>>2800837No problem, I'll host some more when I get a good 6 Green Rickey
>>2800843We MUST make compromises my son, nimble is fine
>>2800839
/herse/bros how the FUCK do we save the club.
>neighas skipping dirt CM roomsWhy are you like this...
>>2800856Host them. People will join
>>2800847If anything it's the other way around.The rotating the apple types are the guys who can whack off without AI assistants.
>>2800856My current aces aren't strong enough for rooms.
>>2800831God dang this game looks weird as hell, and like it has no guides on how to play it
>>2800855Have you heard from your danchou? You guys are in a tough spot
imagine being a Yeplet
Why isn't light hello real
>>2800855>kick flatliners>recruit in the thread>update the rules>no flatlining>1 auto run per day
Dominator makes more sense but I think 90% of the people on the actual CM day are going to be understammed. Or overstammed with 1200 speed, in which case I'll beat them even without doms.
>>2800865Audibly laughed at this post
>>2800855You know how.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5BllldNrf4
>>2800856>nuuuuuuuu why are people skipping literally the worst CM ever??Gee I wonder. Host a room faggot
>>2800622i'll dig my way to the finals with xog and swap in yeppers for the finals
>>2800840Numbers are sexy. Don't believe me? Check this out
>>2800870>kick flatlinersHalf the club is dead and has been dead for 100 days.
>>2800871Stam debuffers for killing the riff raffDom debuffers for killing the xogs in finals
>>2800881
>>2800881DELET THIS
>>2800881SOURCE NYAO
>>2800855
>>28008813lewd5me
>>2800855You cannot. Disband and allow the alive members to merge into other clubs
>>2800881(l)8)3D'oh!
>>2800881MOOOOOOOOOODS
>>2800873i dont get it
>>2800855Bros I think we unironically need to save /herse/
>>2800881wtf anon I'm already shooting blanks
>>2800881STOP THIS NOW
>>2800905Yeah we should "save" them. Like they saved ol yeller...send em on a trip to Belize.
>>2800881Disgusting big numbers.
>>2800903Danchode does nothing.
>accidently didn't choose the leap forward spark setI'm going to fucking kill myself
>>2800905They should rebrand to /v/madacchi.
>>2800905no but real talk the only way to save them is to have them do a fusion dance with another dying club. I don't know what else to do. Seems like the other ones are mostly well off, although I do remember /v/agabond asking what the situation was on /herse/. Maybe HotUmaGlue, idk.
>1 week has passed >Fusaichi Pandora still invades my every waking thoughtthis should have ended by now
>>2800905The dream ending
>>2800905>Kick all corpses >Begin recruiting again >Rebrand to Wu/v/ (You)Simple as
>>2800881The advertisers...
>>2800911Why the hell not? Does he log in? Is he in the threads?danchouuuuuu! DANCHOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR DYING CLUB
>>2800922>does he log in Yes>is he in the threadsYes, he even used to join rooms pre-MANT>does he do anything elseNo
>>2800917/hug/ is fine.
>>2800905Will cygames ban me for multiaccounting if I send an alt to herse to do an autocareer or two every day
>>2800905We need to make a new club or rebrand a club. Kick all the flatliners, aim for A+, and get all the high earners from other clubs that want to or have been wanting to aim for a more competitive club.
>>2800919The way things are going, we're going to drop in rank.
>>2800920Wu/v/cenStillinwu/v/wu/v/sonlyUWu/v/vers
>>2800923We used to behead Danchous for doing things like that
MareKINO rooms are going to be a lot more fun in the next 2-3 years
>>2800926You went too far, I see you, nice try false-flagger
>>2800923>>does he do anything else>NoWhy the fuck not? Have you guys threatened to leave? What's his plan. Scream at him in your club chat. Just do something man or tell him to pass the club on to someone who will do something
>>2800925>actual life support measuresIts dober
>>2800926Nah we don't need a PSG
>>2800932So you gave him a (You)? Shame, shame. He'll get no wuv from me
>>2800799I love her too.
>>2800932Nah. Wanting to be competitive isn't even a falseflag. I'm fine with my club because we're currently A+ but we're always hanging by the threads and praying that someone else would carry their weight
>>2800925Why bother. It's like sending some architect to africa to install a bunch of grab. They're just going to take your fans and pawn them off at the scrapyard
>>2800931>The year is 203x>mare rooms are all just Almond Fraud vs TP Checkesis
that's the wrong pink fuck you
>So the solution is to gut all of the top clubs of their best members, killing 5+ clubs in the process?(You)
It is REALLY bad bros.
YOU are not an officer.You're not capable of BEING an officer.I had an officer, but now I don't.You. Are not. An officer.
Worse than a flatliner is a rotten corpse.
>>2800676he's been unchudding himself with his latest series thougheverbeitbut yeah they still fucking cheat a lot
>>2800947>>mare rooms are all just Almond Fraud vs TP CheckesisI'll be running her mom when the time comes
>>2800950Jesus christ. It really sucks
>>2800950Just leave at that point. You should convince the rest of your club to leave if your danchous not gonna do anything. Fuck that. Maybe the other clubs can open up some more spots for the people jumping ship in /herse/ next month
>>2800947mare rooms will be dic rooms
>>2800949If you're going to reply at least quote me. You just seem like a kid throwing a tantrum this way.But, it doesn't even need to be all clubs, but only recruit those who are willing or want to aim higher. If they die because of these players leaving, then, the problem may be because the club isn't even trying or getting hard carried by these people who would potentially switch clubs.
>>2800905Yeah I've devised a plan to save them.Red circle gets housed in oy neighWhite circle gets housed in der /v/Yellow circle gets housed in /v/mapyoiGreen circle gets housed in /v/mersBrown circle gets housed in /v/ma
>>2800949We don't need an all stars club for sure. But I would prefer a solution to the /herse/ problem....two big earners got fed up and left.
>>2800962Fuck off
>>2800947You joke but that is actually what JP medium CMs look like
>>2800947I will continue to use Kawakami Princess and Hishi Amazon
Holy /v/mabroken
>>2800950Grand LIVE just came out and you can do auto training, there is really no excuse to not even open the game for that long, those people are not playing the game anymore.
>>2800962>
>>2800963the /herse/ problem is honestly nobody's problem but /herse/. Those people were right to leave. Anyone else in the club should leave too. Just my opinion but that's your danchou's fault for letting it go to rot like that. No other club is having this problem right now. Not horse MD, not Aster, not hotumaglue, not /v/mapyoi.
>>2800964Mate come on, thats obviously a joke
>>2800962
>>2800962starASTERstar will remember this
Holy /v/ma broken
>>2800970Thats the problem and the reason im sending a distress signal. The officers have been running the club in absentia but there's only so much they can do.
/herse/ Club Card doko?
It's simple. We, uh, kill the /herse/ danchou.
>>2800984It wasn't made.
>>2800981You remember what /v/mers did right? Either you do that, or you guys dissolve into the other clubs. Your ship is sinking. Either your danchou resigns and one of you does a hard reset with the club or you guys jump ship. I don't see any other solution, but I'm sure we can get you into a different /v/ club in time. It's really not lookin good for /herse/ though, there's no sugarcoating it. This is not a /v/mapyoi situation. It's REALLY not lookin good.
>>2800988>It wasn't made
>>2800919Could be worse
>>2800981I'm in ASTER, not an officer or danchou but I can ask if we could begin taking refugees in. The ASTER manor still has 1 spot left
Oguri Cappu da :)
>>2800981Unironically make a new club with everyone still alive. Your danchou wouldn't do anything
>>2800993If making it to B+ is so easy then why the fuck are so many of my CM opponents in D+ or C clubs?
>>2801001The average person who plays this game does not play this game
>>2800997My HERO!!!!!
>>2800987
>>2801001Most of the B+ clubs above are invitation only, and those that are A+ above are people recruiting through discord.
>>2801001>Casual that joins a casual club that their friends are in>Casual that joins a random casual club
>>2801001because most of those clubs are like 11/30 people with half of those 11 not logging in for 180 days.Worst is when you see a guy that's >unaffiliatedAlways feel sorry for those homeless neighas. I can't imagine not getting my monthly carats no sir
>>2800541LOL
And the winds of revolution blew once more....
I am willing to fund an expedition to fill the club again but that requires cleaning the corpses....
>>2800993Genuinely what makes it so different that our clubs isn't mostly A despite our small anon count
>>2801019We're not tryhards
>>2801019they are playing the game
>>2801001>>2801011Every month multiple randoms apply to my club, sometimes even after the 15th. It's not like they started recently either, right now the guy who applied has 50 million+ fans/180 careers done so he's not new, maybe a little clueless with the MLB Power Pasa card. Usually they find a different club in a day or two I guess since their requests disappear.
nice cwubs bwos
>>2800971kek
>>2801019Two things >low enforcement of fan requirements. (This is a positive, since we were founded on being casual clubs)>different board culture, that is the designated general.
>>2801019I see my club
/herse/ only seem to have 14 active members (people that played this month) and /hug/ have 20 active members. They could merge if they wanted to
We did it loopabros
>>2801019If I'd have to guess is they have smaller corpse ratio than us, or maybe they kick trainers
>>2801019>what makes it so different
>>2801019I should join /uma/hjong
>>2801019
NOOOOO MY BIJIN
>>2801031>4 effective whites
>>2801031EXPLODE and congrats.
>our clubs isn'tgood one, ESLkun
>>2801019Why the hell are we being mogged by a club called umaSTINK?
Now that's more like it! Barely an SS rank before and boom, my third ever UG!Any advice going forward for mile CM? I am not having fun with dirt at all
>>2801038mare sex
Most clubs from the other side have strict quotas and/or no flatlining rules so they kick deadweights every month
>>2801038Congrats on your permaparent.
>>2801029You got your papers son? Otherwise you're getting deported
>>2801042Who cares? Every time I run into a bwo during a CM I wipe the floor with their silly asses. They need to work on their strategy instead of whatever the hell they're doing over there
>>2800950/v/ma is dying, but keep calling me a doomer. These guys probably used to post and play every day and make threads livelier, we are stagnating
>>2801045It really boils down to the fact that>We don't really switch clubs like ever >We carry deadweight because no one wants to force others to play.Simple, most of your clubs have a 50% tryhard 50% casual split
>>2801019The way /vg/ works incentivizes danchous to set fan quotas since /uma/ gets a lot of traffic. Around here we do it for nothing but love for the game/the club and most clubs have around 20 anons who've been loyal to their club for many many months
>>2801038>>2801044>>2801046Uhh thanks but I got the one I wanted
>>2801049I kindly donated a reheated Pasa drawing to der/v/'s war efforts
>>2801058
>>2801019>A+Enforces rules>A belowLike us, they have designated carries that don't want quotas and only want to chill in a comfy club but still bring in the fans.
>>2801053>dude don't you feel bad about pre-MANT corpses :(?(You)
>>2801019>umaSTINKwhat the fuck
>>2801019I'm surprised none of our high earners ever went to the /uma/ S+ club. That's an extra 1500 carats each month than what an A club gets
What's funny is the bait is disingenuous, but allow me to drop a trvke. Half of all /v/ clubs are A or higher. But we cannot say the same for or sisterboard. Not that there's anything wrong with that! Half of our clubs are comfy clubs too. Wuv you..
>>2801061Oh a drawchud? Excuse me you're a citizen after all
>>2801068isn't that the club that poaches high earners from other /uma/ clubs, including a danchou?
>>2801068Anyone in an S club is botting just enough to not get detected.
>>2801057>love the game/the club>refuses to do their auto trainingI get being loyal but at least contribute
>>2801070We also have half the clubs. Im not worried about it desu, the designated general of a game SHOULD have a more concentrated audience. Thats just how it goes
/vm/a talks about /uma/ more than they talk about /vm/a. We used to be great
Her name is NOT YEPPERS
>>2801070Those are actually impressive for a lot of club counts. I expected they would have more B lower clubs because of how big that place is
>>2801077Quality over quantity. I remember hearing people from /vg/ shocked by how our club discussions are like three kingdoms rivalries. They have so many clubs it all gets drowned out, nobody knows them. Everybody knows /v/ma, /v/mapyoi, Oy Neigh. They're iconic, classic. nobody's gonna remember *squints eyes*/uma/pyoi. What were they thinking with that name? What a ripoff
>>2801079So how about you start making it great by making great posts
>>2801072Multiple danchous actually>>2801073Anon you have people in /v/ma clubs that get S+ numbers too, even before auto was released. Are they botting as well?
Back to the original topic, no one will judge me if i leave /herse/ right.
>>2801043Congrats on the UG.The next mile CM has pretty low stam requirements (550 is a good overshoot), and you will want to aim for 1500+ speed and mile S with at least 1100 power. Backliners will likely want the gold accel skill from the upcoming power Ruby card.The best umas for this track are end closer Xog and Nishino Flower but just about everyone and every strategy is viable. There is a viable debuffer option (Keen Eye lates/ends with 564 triggering Dominator). Don't go for stam debuffs, I think most umas are going to end up with too much stamina for that strategy to be effective.
campaign dump?
>>2801088I don't think anyone can blame you. Though spots in high tier clubs are pretty scarce
>>2801088I would judge you for staying
>>2801091For bijin? Yes please! Id love to see one
>>2801088Not only will I not judge you, I will praise you for leaving because it's the right thing to do. I'm sure whichever club has an opening first will take you in. All /herse/ migrants are welcome
>>2801080I can't believe /v/ma is deadnaming Jeepers like this.
>>2801091Yeah, her banner is live. Go get yourself a yeppers son!
>>2801090I already locked in my team at Pearl, Princess and Kingu, but since two out of three of them are backlines I guess I'm gonna need to wait for Pearl's banner to start proper work on Princess and King, ye?
Uh now what?
>>2801090>Keen Eye lates/ends with 564 triggering DominatorPlease tell me this won't be common
>>2801088two of you have already left for greener pastures in BEEmapyoi and oy neigh, and I believe they're doing betterbe free anon, do what you want
>>2801103What do you mean, you have your mile ace now?
>>2801084>nobody's gonna remember /uma/pyoi>he doesn't know the loreIt's also better that way
>>2801103Shakur should really sign her security certificates
>>2801108I am not interested in that tale today anon, perhaps another day. But right now we are dealing with a refugee crisis
>>2801104
>>2801103Now go do her career, it's great
>>2801102Off Model Reyna. Beautiful.
>>2801103I hope you like mean girls
>>2801114The movie? Its great!
>>2801084If I'd read this pre-MANT, I would've believed it was quality over quantity. But recently, I can't even feel that anymore with how most of our clubs are only staying afloat because they're being carried by 3 to 5 top earners, while the others are mostly just pulling count, and some are flatlining.
>>2801104>Please tell me this won't be commonWould you like to hear a comforting lie or the raw truth
>Realize I can run City and Yeppers next CMPerfect
>>2801102Aside from setting up parents you'll have to wait. If you want to get a feel of how the careers will go ahead of time you could experiment a bit with ace attempts right now.>>2801104I've seen them in rooms already and they do work. They'll be around until they finally ban that design mistake of a skill in CMs.
>>2801104Oguri double debuffer game
>>2801104Anon....
>>2801119Yeppers!
No one is so mentally enslaved they're running oguri cap AGAIN right
>>2801125Get ready for the third oguri term
>>2801125>not running Oguri Cap>in the Oguri Cap gameNot only this is her but this series is hers
>>2801125
>>2801125Sumanai....
I love running my wife every cm
>>2801125My CM18 team? double dom/keen + end closer xoguri to trigger off of after school stroll
>>2801125Only if she's festive.
Anyone who actually runs oguri in cm18 should get their legs broken and be forcefed hospital food for the rest of their life
>>2801130He was wrong btw, she won Tenno Sho Autumn after that
>>2801137
>>2801143Hospital food is delicious though
>>2801143Definitely feels like my q/v/een would say this
>>2801088/herse/bro pls...
>>2801147Depends on the country
>>2801147The ardan reign has driven anons into insanity (good)
If you do not wish for /vm/a to die of starvation you cannot allow Oguri to win a third time
>>2801152there's a food shortage?GOOD
>>2801135Roppei remembering Umamusume A who he failed when Oguri was in denial and siad she can live up to the people who believe in her mirroring his past mistake where he only had belief fucked me up a bit. I genuinely think this is one of the best sports manga.
Im a new player, which league do I pick?
>>2801152We're dying of starvation then. The dirt is not kind to us.
>>2801158Open
>>2801158Open, do not pick graded
>>2801158Post one of your umas
>>2801158The one on the left.
>>2801158How new are we talking? Can you consistently make umas above A+ rank with the collection of cards you have?
>>2801158If you can bring a XOguri even a weak one then take graded. You're getting more rewards this way
>>2801149Fix your club before you try and guilt trip anyone for leaving. Why should they stay on a dying ship? do something about it
>>2801167No you retard, open is the way to maximize the carat reward. Do I need to post the math?
>>2801158Open, but A+ is the limit for umas you can bring. If you're a fast learner and you're already cranking out UGs you can do graded league
>>2801168I can't.
>>2801170Are...are you bakas?
>>2801170Daiwashitter every time we go down this route you make a fool of yourself. Let's not and say we did
>>2801170Sure go on because graded will always yield more rewards even if you end up 3rd
>>2801170post the math
>>2801173Well if you can't do anything about it, and nobody can seemingly do anything about it, then leaving is the right thing to do. Otherwise, tell your danchou to pull his head out of his ass and fix the club. You should rally up your other guys and threaten to leave or pass danchou to someone who actually cares. Nothing's gonna change if you just sit around and feel sorry for yourself
Newcuties with B to A+ umas still have to win at least once during round 2 group B graded otherwise they are locked out of the final day. The matching system is so shit there's always a non-zero chance that someone could get no rooms with players just as weak as them
>>2801183I agree if he can't make better than B-A+ he should stay in open. For everyone else, nah.
>>2801183Which is why I started my post with>If you can bring a XOguri even a weak one then take gradedXOguri is so busted that she'll always have a chance to win as long as you know the 3 recovery combo and the unique trigger
>>2801158Normally I'd say open but nunity have been a major improvement that you can probably shit out an SS uma even as a newcutie
I don't think anons shilling open league realize just how fucking bad group B is at the game.
>newcutiedo you have to make everything sound so gay
Bros... Is it over?
>newcutieI'm not even gonna bother, that is going into the filter immediately.
>>2801192Group B has some sweaty people too though, there are the people that failed to make group A as well. They may not be the best, but they're better than some guy with a B uma generally speaking
>>2801195Brickino Yeppers...
>>2801195Why didn't you use the tickets first you goon?
>>2801195Yeppers
>>2801195W-why didn't you use tickets?
>>2801192or the fact how hard it is to reach only A+ without actively ruining or resting through the whole scenario because of the scenario update
>>2801196Newfag was too problematic you see.
>>2801175That is the infamous daiwashitter, he's been arguing about open being better for carat gain (because "he goes 80-0") since taurus 1
>>2801195You've got the daily paid rolls, you'll make it yeppers
>>2801191>you can probably shit out an SS umaAuto can do that
>>2801176You know, it's kinda funny that Scarlet of all umas ended up being the face of open league shills despite being the kind of person who'd refuse to settle for open league under any circumstances
>>2801196They sicken me
You guys are forgetting that A+ is also filled with minmaxxers. Newcuties will most likely still only end up as 3rd either way.
>>2801214Conversely, Scarlet is dumb as a bag of bricks
>>2801197Group B sweats are just people who flunked out of A. I know some people who win group B who are legitimately so fucking bad at this game. They simply don't want to learn about any kind of winning gameplan, strategy, skills, umas, or even support cards and basically play on vibes. >anon that's meanI told them this and they don't care.
>>2801217>A+ is also filled with minmaxxersThis
>>2801173I am loyal to my neighas so I wont leave but we really need change
>>2801223>>2801217He still has higher chance in open than in graded. He won't win a single graded race with S+
I will NEVER leave Group B because it is the comfiest
>>2801205Just do a dirt+turf parent run in GL, I tried that today and got my first A+ in a while
>>2801217I was going to engage with this post but>NewcutiesSend this neigha to the ardan basement
>>2801222And a group A dropout is still better than a new player churning out B-mas is my point
>>2801225A lot of loyalty for a hired gun
>>2801221Sure but she's extremely competitive. She would 100% aim for plat every CM and be offended by the very idea of taking it easy or entering open league no matter how bad her aces ended up being
Finally finished my Oguri. Can't wait to build my Oguri and Double Debuffers for next CM!
>>2801231Yeah he could run into them but he's much more likely to run into bad players than trainers who are on the cusp of A but flunked a bit. Did you SEE how bad some of those sprint umas were? These motherfuckers slapped like 4 white recoveries on a bakushin.
>NewcutiesDon't scare them
>>2801233Do we even know if this guy has a xog?How likely is a new player going to have a xog let's be real
>>2801230Tbh I started using it since it sounded nicer than newfags
Something something /vg/fags learn how to assimilate or GTFO back to your board
I must be loyle to my danchou
>>2801236Sure but my thoughts still are if you can't make an Uma at a higher grade than the cap for open (A+) you should stay in open. I stayed in Group A last time, there were tons of shitters in round 1 and yet still I would expect a new player to go 0/40 on Day 1 and 2. And then maybe scrape 1-2 wins in group B if that. It's possible they might flunk out entirely even though group B is a joke. New players are even worse, not really saying anything controversial here. When you learn to play the game, start joining graded simple as
>>2801225You have 14 slots that are either empty or people who haven't touched the game the entire last month. Recruiting 14 people does not seem possible so your only hope is a merge and it seems your Danchou does not want to do that?
>-cutie instead of -fagwhy do you hate 4chan culture
>>2801192I've actually been in Group B. I don't know how it was last CM since I stayed in A but a newfag running Pasa/Haru/Filler 3rd uma that can't run Dirt will probably still have it rough with his no good parents, passable cards, etc.
I wanna groom a newcutie
hello newcutie here
>>2801252Oisu
This is all Rice Shower's fault
get a room faygos
>>2801255I wish I had OG Raisu her Halloween alt is gay and retarded
>>2801256>faygo
Why is this so hardany tips? I only want auto runs I don't wanna do it manually thx
>>2801255
>>2801255TEN. FUCKING. TAIYAKIS.
>>2801264Just play another game anon
>>2801240Shut up NEWNIGGERS will pay their dues
>>2801264Full power deck does it for stam and power
Erp is /uma/ culture
>newcutieAll I can think kf is Danchou calling us that like we're his discord kittens
>>2801277fr? What uma and what sparks? I don't have stam sparksalso my cards are bad>>2801268I like this game but I want the carats
>>2801264>get uma with 20-30 power growth >6 speed cards (with power bonus)>profit
>>2801279Correct, this is /v/ma now fuck off
Erp is 4chan culture
>>2801286We should make a /soc/ thread
>>2801268Shut up if you don't have anything useful to say fag
>>2801282ok ill try this thanksill use this one then she seems strong
>>2801281If you don't have stam sparks do power sparks and 6 speed cards, use a power and speed growth uma like oguri for optimal results.
It's somewhat amusing seeing you neighas catch a word used in the other board and get triggered by it. I didn't even realize it until you lot mentioned it since I don't have their words memorized or simply don't care
>>2801299Yeah vodka will do fine
>>2801304It was an educated guess because I can't think of a gayer string of words.
>>2801302cool its mostly srs and kitasan so i hope that it worksdo i do it in Grand Live? auto it?>>2801305nice nicei have a +21 and +33 power sparks I think
>>2801266Fat Shower
>>2801308Kitasan has power bonus and there are SRs with power bonus (example: king halo SR)
>>2801244You can't learn your way to capping speed on 0LBs and SRs. Even more so on Gamba Live.
Good, I just got another word for my filters. Thank you Yeepers
>sloppa
>>2801309>over 2000 calories of Taiyaki
>>2801314Gotta yep em all!
I love sloppa
>sloppers
I love copa
This thread was great but it's quickly going to shit with le quirky posts. So time for some discussion.Which umas would be these types.
>>2801312oh i didnt know cards did thatthey have stat bonuses too? ill go try and look up which ones have that thanks
>>2801326Ice/Poison is Admire Groove's whole thing
>>2801313Well then he can "learn"...to get some better cards! Then join graded. There's some good freebies and stuff though. Narita Brian from the story, Biwa freebie we just got is damn good stamina card. Just got that speed card suzuka as well. There's some decent freebies even if you start right now you can crank out an SS with a whatever deck
>>2801326I want to have ___ with a Fairy
>>2801326>Ground/FairyDigital, no contest.
>>2801326>normal/iceYeppers
>>2801326>pokesloppaNopers
Yeppersbroken
>>2801326>Bug/NormalTeio
>>2801326>Normal/SteelRob Roy, maybe?
>whole day has gone by>registration live>forgot to learn grand live
>>2801338Wrong!!!! Teio would be dragon/flying
>Tfw I love my club and nobody shittalks and we're doing strong and its almost always medium shoesMan I love this game
>>2801344Tomorrow for sure.
>>2801344>learn grand liveAll you have to learn is how to make Xoguri + 2 debuffers for every CM until the next scenario
>>2801347>nobody shittalks and we're doing strongClub?
>>2801344Bro its 3 days left. Just put the xog in the bag
What accels work for Mile CM if I plan to use a Pacer? Nishino and Redshift?
>>2801353Not falling for that he-eh. My club friends understand.
>>2801353/v/ma, can't believe someone left!
>>2801354>>2801352I DON'T HAVE A XOG
>>2801353/herse/
>>2801355Determine descent, shooting if you are taiki
>>2801347Wuv you
>>2801362Toodle-oo!
>>2801362GUARDS
>>2801362
>>2801347starB+sterstarbro...
Shopping for airplane tickets sucks, I almost miss Spirit.
>TP 97/100
>>2801358post stable
>>2801259No u
>>2801372stable
>>2801355Red shift does not work it does nothing
>>2801355>>2801375>RedshiftIt's only for lates/ends as per usual
>>2801358Who do you have. Its gonna be an uphill battle
>>2801358>I DONT HAVE HUMAN RIGHTS Then perish like a beast
>>2801378Don't worry about me. I happen to know what I'm doing
>>2801380shut up dokotard
>>2801377Even on lates and ends its questionable it procs at 800M and the laterace begins almost at 1100M
Is this good enough?
>>2801385>not xog>not lateno
>>2801385Idk host a room and see how she fares against da xoggas, looks promising so far
>>2801385Ive won rooms against UF xogslop and debuffers with a similar rickey so I wanna say yeah, host a room tho
Rooms Doko
Ardan...
>Finally feel like I have a remotely confident set of GGP to try testing GP>Keep getting no racing stamina
Why is Ardan so prone to getting off model fanart
>>2801395Doko doko?
>>2801403Doko doko doko
>>2801401People yelled "bigger and sluttier", and the artists listened
>>2801314why dis yepper look like she's about to hit the slopes in an SSX game
>>2800594Why is her sword cumming?
>Doko
>>2801383Only if you reach 5th place early.
>>2801407It yeps from there.
>>2801371Just queue a fan run. My TP has not even approached the vicinity of max in aeons.
>>2801415Good try but no
someone do a campaign dump
>>2800594maybe its time to reinstall mhwo...
>>2801418Why though? It takes thirty seconds at most.
>>2801389Tested on pubs. 1 for 3. Loses to xOguri and UF2 yFalcon. Won against another xOguri by 1/2 length, pretty damn close. I just want to get into A finals man. Whats the team composition for FR Rick? Do I need another FR or Runaway?
>>2801409dumb aru
>>2801407That's a gunlance. It blows its load as part of the combo.
>>2801421I might get in the mood to do an ace attempt later so no
>banana Falcon>yellow Falcon>Yalcon
>>2801429We're getting a Falco reign once her parade alt comes out. Mark my words.
>>2801426>laterAnd then several hours pass without you booting up a single career
>there are "people" that would fuck Nishino Flower over this
>>2801433Of course I know him. He's me.
We'll be entering late surger meta after this CM. Are you ready?
>>2801429If Smart Falcon was from texas she'd be Y'allcon
>>2801433Why not both?
>>2801433>adult woman fetishThat's fucking disgusting
>>2801435Soon I will go from a oshipicker to a meta piggy without changing my umas at all.
>>2801441I wonder if the tama-taishin-teio bro rolled for steampunk taishin. Is she even good?
>>2801443She's a medium merchant. Also I'm pretty sure he did.
>>2801435I've been running triple lates for several CMs
>>2801431Nta but stop forcing others to do their fan runs
>>2801326>those 2 fairy typesI sure hope they give them to a shitmon in gen 10, those typings are fucking scary
>>2801415I've been doing that but every time I look it keeps creeping up. It's because before I was burning 30 TP to reroll sparks as I was actually working on parents. The fan runs go so fast I'm having trouble getting my TP down. I look away and it's already close to filling up. Fuck
>>2801429I like falcon amarillo
Sorry Bijin but the concept of sticking my hands inside of soil sounds horrifying even with gloves on
Light Hello? More like No Hello because this bitch never shows up to give me coins! If she says she wants the concert to be a success, why doesn't she pay for this shit? She ditches me so much that you'd think she's getting spending all that money at the bar. Or worse, she's also playing shitty games that suck ass. I don't know what she's doing, but I do know she's ruining my fucking runs!
Ardan's reign has been by fucking far the worst of them all holy shit
>>2801422>Whats the team composition for FR Rick? >Do I need another FR or Runaway?No one? Sad.
>>2801435i have been spending all my extra borrows making late surger loopsi haven't been more ready for anything in this game before
>>2801456God damn you're a pussy.
>>2801458How so?
>do a Bakushin run to get the 4800+ stats mission out of the way>After finishing the run, the Bakushin song is playing in the lobbyA timeless classic
>>2801461I am what I eat
>>2801456>A city girl like youA-Anon?
>>2801457>I'M DRINKING BUD LITE>...WITH MY BUD LIGHT HELLO!>BUD LITE>WITH BUD LIGHT HELLO!
>>2801449>forcing
all horses are farm girls, that's where the horses live
>>2801431Then I'll play after several hours. I'm too lazy to open my game and I'm playing something else
>>2801477Cover them up, slut
>>2801478horses?
>>2801479>I'm too lazy to open my game and I'm playing something else
>>2801443I have her, I couldn't resist. I'm still using base this time though.
>>2801475kek
Kiseki is a cute dork. Some of these newmas are alright. Not Almond Eye though. She's boring and sucks.
>>2801484Awesome
>>2801489I unironically thought this was a genshin/honkai character from the thumbnail
>>2801481>horsesthat's a stupid conspiracy theory and you know it
>>2801435i'll still be endclosing
>>2801491They're acting out a manga that Kiseki likes.
>>2801496What is this? Latest event cutscene? Looks like main story stuff
>>2801501It's the summer event, yeah.
>>2801477Yes. Just take it easy, man. We don't have quotas.
https://youtu.be/iRy-MGdFtH8?si=i4DM9cBPUIfDups1
How easy is it to get to the Uma concert from anywhere else in L.A? Is the train system nearby reliable or Uber cheaper than expected?
>>2801489I'm fond of this hobo newma. God I love brats so fucking much it's unreal.
>>2801505Damn they really upped the budget for these, huh my phone is gonna run out memory!
>>2801495Haha, what a coincidence, I'll also be endclosing in CM18! With my oshi Christmas Oguri Cap :)
>brat>is a grown woman with massive tits>probably doesn't showerHow is Kiseki the daughter of this thing?
>>2801510stop getting attached to newmas that are 3 years away you're only bringing yourself pain
>>2801431can you stop? every thread you're forcing this bait if you want a high fan count go join an S club or something
>>2801520Its not painful when you know you'll be playing long term without ever quitting
>>2801523for me it's painful and it's hurting my motivation to loop, train CM aces, etc.
You won't be playing the game in 1 year yet alone 3 years lmao
>>2801519>there are posters here that will look at this and think "wife">I'm one of themWhat's wrong with me?
>>2801519How Ai-chan daughter of dummy jobber known as Pandora?Actually how are interactions between Kiseki and Rulership, because I can't see her as mentoring anyone
>>2801528I'm sorry that you dislike gacha games so much
>>2801519Same reason why this bum is one Groove's kids.
>>2801531You are desperate for someone to wuv you
>>2801531Nothing, she's a big-titted NEETwife. That's peak waifu
>>2801528I literally said this and here I am 1 year later. Time flies, anon. Cherish it.
>>2801528Rednu...
>>2801531>there are weird and creepy posters will look at [ATTRACTIVE FEMALE WITH FAT TITS THAT IS ALL OVER YOUR DICK AND WILL GIVE YOU UNCONDITIONAL LOVE] and think "wife">BUT I'M A CREEEEEEEEP I'M A WEIIIIIIIRDOOOOOOOOOOOwow so stunning and brave
>>2801536I NEED SOMEBODY TO WUV
>>2801528I WILL wait out Fusaichi Pandora's global release.
>>2801534That's actually very realistic. When you have a Groove style mom it usually goes one of two ways and that's one of the two ways.
idont want to get raped by xoguri again this CM, akikawa and tazuna just play dumb and let her do it i dont know what the fuck to do do other trainers also have this problem?
>>2801519Is she that bratty? I thought she was just lazy/neet oriented.
>>2801548I'm in the acceptance phase
>>2801550
>>2801550After winning a race in her character story she throws a tantrum that if you don't become her trainer, she will quite racing
>>2801550>is she that bratty
>>2801217I've found Xoguris + doms all over in pubs. If newfrens don't have at least an ace near 1200 spd + 800-900 stam depending on blues and debuffers, then it's pretty tough. Then again, it is pubs and like with the previous CM there's probably going to a ton of failed mutations from casuals just looking to cash in
>>2801528Any moment...
>>2801560EOS SOON
>>2801541Surprisingly I haven't really been into the chicks with big tits in this game.
>>2801556>>2801558Yeah because she's lazy. The underlying reason. So far (you) are the only reason she cares.
>>2801567Actually now that I think about it. She reminds me more of Tachyon than Sweep in terms of laziness, only Tachyon is only lazy in self care.
>>2801547This anon knows ball. My mom is like the girlfailure version of Groove. Overbearing. My whole life was getting shitted on; damned if I do, damned if I don't. That's why despite being a grown ass working man I will always cherish my inner brat. I'm on a mission to collect all of the bratty umas and nurture them the way I was never cared for.
>>2801558Air Groove has been steadily creeping up my list in recent months.
I boughted all the songs before the Light Hello event
>>2801578Wuv this janny
Its easy.Air Groove is a good wife.Air Groove is not a good trainee, especially if she's not yours.
>>2801528i am going to grudgepost you in one year, i'm setting an alert on my calendar and everything
>>2801582Would Groove really smoke?
I always forget how dangerous it is to read the 4 chapters of story they give you for everyone.
>>2801587she is a single mother of five she is blasting an entire pack of cigs a day
>>2801589This, they're a trap. Don't do it.
>>2801558God DAMN Groove is stacked.
jesus christ she's strong.
>>2801594Wedding Groove's Grooves bounce all over the place in the post-run screen.
>>2801595She's a umamusume, of course she's strong.
>>2801595what did she mean by this
>>2801594How are you guys just now realizing this?
>>2801599Never cared about her
>>2801599I did one singular air groove run for TT about 8 months ago with quick mode on and x4 speed.
>>2801591>Responsible role model neat freak ever smoking with ash everywhereYeah no, not likely. Smoking fucks your shit up long term in more ways than one
>>2801599Her eyeliner is too distracting for me to focus on her tits
>>2801599Only did one sprint run of her and her career was boring
>>2801599I've been talking about it for a while but no one listened.
>>2801567Having watched the first 4 chapters of her character story, it seems more like a "she's a doomposter who's so afraid of failing that she doesn't want to even try" kind of thing rather than lazinessThe only reason she agrees to train for a tryout race is because (You) essentially trick her into planning out her own training regimen, and she feels compelled to prove that it's a good plan by carrying it out herself
>>2801607I've been spreading the word since day 1I've heard of speed reading but some of these guys take it to a new level
>>2801599My wife is even more stacked so Air Groove cannot use her breasts to seduce me into doing paperwork.
>>2801595Shichi, I don't get what you're trying to say
/herse/ will survive
Shiraoki cucks your response?
>>2801622/herse/ will live on...in our hearts
>>2801627Fuku is playing 4D chess
>>2801630Fuku can barely tie her shoes
>dirt g1s buffed oguri since there's now an extra race she can run on a dead turn in early febxdd
>>2801636they should buff oguri
>>2801627
>>2801645>no Rickey to correct my horrible gacha RNG
>>2801595What did she mean by this
>>2801649why are umas like this
>>2801654having a trainer is the first time they've had a meaningful bond with a member of the opposite sex that isn't a family member
>>2801636>Racing GLBricked. Umas with non-set races in career got shafted the most. It's the equivalent of not having mile apt in MANT
>>2801659Anon, what do you think Oguri needs to do twice in the first half of senior year?
>>2801660Oguri is good IN SPITE of having to do that.
>>2801664Yeah and now she has an extra OPTION for that which makes her BETTER than she was BEFORE
>>2801627Rickey kneels to Shirakoki
>>2801676KINO
>>2801396I like this guy's style
>>2801556Tbf trainer here was being dense for no reason>Hmm yes you would make for a good right hand man as we conquer the twinkle series>I'll give you front row seats to witness my glory>Oh boy I can't wait to see her grow under a good trainer>Wtf no I want YOU as my trainer you absolute bakaNeutron star levels of density>>2801532Kiseki looks up to her for spouting cool one liners (and her running) and Ruler would end up mentoring her and two unnamed mobs in the latter half of her career. When she's not being a brat she's actually reliable enough that other umas would come to her for advice.
Reminder
>>2801685Well why didn't she just say so
>>2801519https://youtu.be/p8PYHBEc2nw
>>2801685Oh yeah didn't she also throw a tantrum over the festival? I remember seeing something aobut it on twatter
>>2801688I will now consider pulling for this dirter.
>>2801688She does it for free?
>>2801688>handing out literal dirterganda
>>2801695what was the tantrum there about?
>>2801699She wants to go to the festival but wants to appear cool and dignified when askingTorenah-sakhan doesn't get itShe gets fed up and throws a tantrum over it
https://youtu.be/SdHhkPsxmMMGold Ship is still looking good
>>2801702
>>2801531NIGGA YOU WOULD PROBABLY SETTLE FOR THE FATTEST AMERICAN GOBLIN IF THEY SHOWED YOU LOVEsorry caps lock is cruise control for coolbut even cool needs breaks
>>2801703
if I bring creek, I get a speedlet.if i bring another speed cart, i get a staminalet.I have no wit.They're gonna fucking kill me this CM.
Hello, I am once again asking in Ruby is lolidom and mentioning how incredibly important the answer to this is.
>>2801707>They're gonna fucking kill me this CM.We know.
I think I'm regretting spending 20k carats on yeppers, she's ok but didn't become my favorite after completing her career...
>Play erauma>Have known Kitasan for two months>Have already banged three times>The third of which included very unsafe practices on her unsafe dayIs it bad if I knock her up pre-debut? Also are all the options on the sex screen meant to be jumbled up?
>>2801693Holy shit Trainer is so tense.
>>2801705I have to see women when I go outside and they horrify me. Honestly all real women look horrifying to me, even the normal ones, they just look so weird compared to anime girls.
>>2801712is this available in english
>>2801711Someone had to make a sacrifice to let everyone know that her career is boring
>>2801711There's a quick way to get 20k carats back, bwo. All you have to do is use THAT
>>2801718lollmaoyour reps, bro?
>>2801723>reps for Chinese
>>2801718Yes.>>2801712>Is it bad if I knock her up pre-debut?Depending on when her next mandatory race is, yes.
>>2801717You can ignore any poster that tries to prop up ningen w*menRulership is great. 3DPD is not end of story.
>>2801717What a coincidence. They think and feel the same when they see you!
>>2801693I mean I know anons are calling Trainer dense here, but she just gave up the moment it seemed like his idea of taking a break wasn't going to the festival
>>2801718>>2801724
>>2801720I don't think it's boring, she's very cute but her character is just ok. I didn't like Bakushin's career that much either but a lot of people like it, so I'm sure some people might enjoy it too.
>>2801727
>>2801726But her model is 3D...
>>2801725Okay and the sex option thing? Choosing to pet her ears giving me dialogue that I asked her to suck my dick is kind of annoying. It’s like a crap shoot to do anything I actually want to do in there.
>>2801734There are no girls on the internet!
>>2801712Your uma will get a special title for racing while pregnant but also they can't do any races the last month or so of their pregnancy, even mandatory ones. Also I've found that you can fix the jumbled up options if you click either the "Personal Info" or "Target Info" buttons
>don't hit the +10% TE in Y3THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS.
>>2801701Damn that career seems to make me like it less and less. I absolutely loathe dense protagonists.
>>2801737I'm on to you...lady
>>2801712>>2801725What does sex do in erauma? Are you forced to do it sometimes
>>2801738>Also I've found that you can fix the jumbled up options if you click either the "Personal Info" or "Target Info" buttonsThanks, I’ll have to try that next time I play.
>>2801741
>>2801727I don't blame them, this whole world is scary. If it was up to me I'd never go outside.
>>2801718Allegedly but the dialogue is still chinese for me even after following the directions and replacing the folders
>>2801730People like Bakushin's career because it was the first career win for many
>>2801736If you're using the translator app, it helps to turn it off when you're not actively trying to read something. Otherwise it just tries to translate everything even if it's in English and it throws everything off.>>2801742If your trainee races a lot consecutively she'll build up "stress" and needs to release it. On lower difficulties you can Just Say No! and take her to the infirmary to cool off but otherwise she might rape you. And she might do that anyway. Also they get some stat increases from sex, but they're really minor compared to the grinding you can do in regular training unless you take the extra perks to boost them.
>>2801742I haven’t played enough to know the ins and outs, I wouldn’t be surprised if you can get raped by an Uma though. There is even a random event where you get to choose who you help, a random Uma or her trainer who has seemingly escaped her sex dungeon. You do have the option to rape an Uma but I’d never do that. It does help relieve their stress, one of the difficulty options makes it look like they’d go whore around if you didn’t dick them well enough too. Asians just can’t help themselves with NTR shit.
>>2801747I had this issue and then it just kind of worked…
>>2801747You did delete whatever those two folders are and not just replace them right, that could be the issue
>I haven’t played enough to know the ins and outs, I wouldn’t be surprised if you can get raped by an Uma though.Damn, Grand Live is crazy
>>2801747If this drop down box doesn't show up in the corner then I assume it wasn't installed right
I need cinderella gray OCs in the game.
I ran out of Dream Glimmer
>>2801747>>2801759>>2801718don't bothermaybe 10% of it is translated
>>2801762fuck guess it's back to EraTohoTW
>>2801751>I wouldn’t be surprised if you can get raped by an Uma though
>>2801765Yeah, only one that has a high amount of English translation, even if its still only around 60%.
>>2801192i play open league because I have a total of 1 SS+ uma. i'm a filthy casual who did 1 career a day max (half the time it being an E rank mcqueen) prior to auto career. steampunk event is the first event I ever got all the rewards from.
>>2801761Do more careers
>>2801762It's not like Megaten where there's an unreasonable amount of content in the game, barely anyone has dialogue in Uma to begin with. None of that's translated but that's what the MTL is for. Nobody's working on hard translating it either way
>>2801762>maybe 10% of it is translatedSurely it can't be that hard to sloppaTL the remaining 90%..
>>2801759>>2801772where do i download this? here? https://gitgud.io/umaera/eraumahow do i turn it into eigao
>>2801771I've been doing them nonstop. I haven't gone above 70 TP since auto released.
>>2801762It's also just google translate which helps, but is still confusing sometimes. It cycles through calling Smart Falcon "Hiyoko," "Falco," "Smart Falcon," "Little Falco," and probably another one I'm forgetting
>>2801765I was never able to figure out how to actaully have sex in eratoho without getting a hatemark. I maxed the mood meter to fever after a romantic date, I used lube, I used a condom, I tried oral, inserting always get hate mark. I even tried bailing after getting her off with foreplay and got a hatemark from that
>>2801779let them rape you basically
>>2801779They either have to love you or they have to do it themselves. That second one might still get you a hate mark though
How much stamina would I need on a late for next CM if I want to pick up Risky Business?
>>2801780>>2801781Well that's fucking stupid.
>pull on yeppers banner>get camping taiki
>>2801783just cheat
>>2801783
>>2801786wait thats op though
>someone went into the other general I browse to ask about erauma
>>2801775That's the repo for the game that the chinks work on. You need to download that + the resources pack, make an account on that website, go to the eragames repo for erauma and read that readme
>>2801793my journey begins thenthank you anon
>>2801792Not a general
>>2801778Kitasan is either Kita Geko or like fucking Xao Pei or some shit I saw it call her at one point.
>>2801796Not that one, I don't browse that one, the OTHER one
>>2801796It is but that's not inherantly a bad thing as long at it isn't /vg/ style of erping, refusing to help new players, and obsessing over the OP. The latter had anons cause a few meltdowns already so that's strike 1.
>>2801796I need Seiun Sky in erauma so I can train her right.
I don't want a kingu wife that's not what I'm doing this for so stop acting like this...
>>2801807>I don't want a kingu wifeYou don't have a choice
>>2801806Sky is in it. You'll have to use your imagination though because she doesn't have any unique dialogue.
>>2801782Golden Murmur drains -0.03 stamina. Risky business has a chance to drain -0.04.Racing Spirit Stamina drains -0.02. I would say as much as a golden heal.
>>2801810I WILL marry one of my Team Ascella trainees, not her.
>CM notificationI STILL HAVENT MADE AN ACE AIEEEEEEEEEE
>>2801811>Silent Suzuka
>>2801816
>>2801814I will do my first Grand Live career...after this current auto run. We will make it friend. We have three full days.
>>2801819>>2801814I'll...I'll try one too. Maybe. I'm gonna loop today though. Tomorrow. I'll try a run.
>>2801816>>2801818God i live Suzucute
>>2801782Looking like about 450 bare minimum will give you a 90% full spurt rate with the maximum HP loss from Risky
>>2801813Yes but you WILL learn to love her, adoptive, mom
Thank you Rudolf very cool
why is it that every /vm/ club fan line looks like thislike 3-5 people who try and 25-27 "people" who just coast along on a fan carry
>>2801832That red line is me btw
>>2801823I lied it's closer to 500, 450 is with 800 guts. With 600 guts it's 500 stam for 90%
>>2801832leeches infiltrated our clubs and convinced the leadership that quotas are evil
>>2801832Pink liner here, I actually lose fans for a day every month
>>2801832why do you care>/vm/ club***/v/ clubs
>>2801702He doesn't look like a grandpa at all. What's his secret?
CHECK YOUR INBOX
CYGENEROUS!
>>2801832Also a pink liner, I just think it's funny to do this so numberschizos see the dick I drew on the graph
whoooo
>>2801844>Three cheers for Trainer!
>>2801848Mambo wouldn't say that
>>2801840>fuck /v/ I hate that shithole and I'm never going back /vm/ is much better>AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE stop calling us /vm/a we're /v/ma
>forgot to set my agenda againWhat is the fucking point of that 'load the previous plan' checkbox?
Lmao did they fuck up and accidentally give only enough carats for 9 pulls instead of 10
>>2801852There's a checkbox?
>>2801832I don't mind low earners my only gripe is with people who can't queue up a single fan run a day even though it takes less effort than scratching your ass. I don't understand the mentality.
I think this is it.This is the strongest Xogger I can create.
>>2801851>der/vm/>/vm/agabondFact of the matter is every single one of these clubs was made on /v/. There’s not a single /vm/ club (yet).
>>2801859I assume 3 speed 2 wit and double stamina parents?
>>2801859Damn good job! Deck?
>>2801860>derVUM
>>28018623 speed 2 wit9 pow 9 staminaI just prioritize stamina for lessons>>2801863Kita Tachy SMaru LH CB FM
>halfway through Y2>run going pretty solid>realize no light hello dateWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>2801867Interesting. Great job
>>2801857Im convinced some flatliners that dont read the threads or clubchat even know auto is a thing. First of all you have to open up career (terrifying), select your umas and cards THEN its an option tucked away in a side menu called “independent training” (this sounds very scary, nobody likes training!)Im only half joking I genuinely believe there are people that arent aware its a thing and there’s no actual way to communicate it. Why would you log in and not set up a quick autocareer to do your daily? But you’ll do TT all day? Make it make sense. I swear there’s still some people crashing mcqueens
>>2801869My only questionable decision was between speed star or the gold skill of the scenario. Not sure if I made the right decision.
>Danchou didnt wuv you backhonestly Im getting real fed up with this!
>>2801811If you’d have seen what my imagination has already done with her and the blonde bimbo bikinis you’d know that is not an issue.
>>2801873WWY is a gamble skill, but Speed Star is more consistent
>>2801885Yeah. Not sure if I should have more gamble or more consistency. Should be able to get into final A.
>>2801871>>2801857It's pretty crazy, yeah. Or if they know about it you're an evil MONSTER asking for them to do a fan run daily.
I think the obvious solution is for all of the guys who can't shut the fuck up about flatliners to create their own quota club and rise to the top of /v/ma.
>get excited for new trainee banner>remember I'm not puling on it and thus have no reason to be excited
>quota drama again>check chroni>/herse/ is B+I really dont see the issue MEMBERS FROM OTHER CLUBS have with this
>>2801899Throw some tickets on it...I believe
>>2801901NopersTachyon did a number on me. And I'm more interested in both Pearl and Machan as both characters and meta picks.
>>2801897>implying those guys are even in /v/ clubsThe solution is to ignore the kvetching from disingenuous fags. Trying to stir up club drama is his ol faithful, he always goes back to that when nothing else works. He's had a lot of success with that lately, people keep feeding into it. If it gets (You)s, that's the angle he goes with. >>2801900The thing about /herse/ is there was people actually complaining about it, they have half of their club inactive and I mean just straight up dead, two of their other guys just left to join other /v/ clubs, and more are considering leaving. Their danchou isn't really doing anything about it. Of all the clubs that actually have problems on /v/, /herse/ is really the only one in a make or break state right now. The rest all seem to be doing just fine.
>>2801907Furthermore, /herse/ has been aiming for A rank for many months now. I remember their danchou kicked all the flatliners and started a recruitment campaign, but it seems the fire has died down for some reason
>day 5 >17 milIs it cringe, is it good, or is it "just okay"?
>>2801907>two of their other guys just left to join other /v/ clubsThree people have leftHalf the people are coping that Danchou might do stuff
>>2801914*17 million fans, in first 5 days
>>2801914Roughly about 4M a day, looks pretty good to me. I wouldn't worry about it so long as you're not flatlining. Do you have a goal for your club or something?
>>2801914It’s a bit weak really.
>>2801924>4M a day>weakNo, I'd say 500K or less a day is weakAlso depends on if you're doing ace runs, parent runs, fan runs etc. Ace runs don't gain shit for fans.
>>2801928500k a day and I'd kick you out of my club on the 30th of the month if I was a danchou
>>2801930>an ace run a day is kick worthyWhere did the good times go?
Huh, my auto is a gambler
ANOTHER DAY WITH NO MEDIUM S
>people here start calling ourselves as /vm/a more oftensoon we will forget where we came from
Okay but which uma is only liked for her body?
>>2801945To be fair modern /v/ is pretty fucking shit, should we really be proud of that place?
But why pace
>>2801947Taiki Shuttle
>>2801952No one likes Taiki. Not even for her body.
>>2801945why is that a problem
>>2801955Its called diversification, Yamaha
Finally got 20% support bonus
>>2801947Gold City?
>>2801952>>2801954
>bricked all 3 of my aces with racing spirit: stamina drainI am an idiot. It's over.
>>2801974How much does it drain compared to a murmur?
>>2801976nta but it drains as much stamina as two white murmurs
Groovey...
>>2801978Sounds like no big deal
Oguri you fat fuck, stop drip feeding me whites.
>>2801954Then she is liked for meta reasons.
>>2801994She's only liked for burger reasons. Burgers see her and clap because of meat, tits, guns and howdy.
>>2801996Two more reasons than most umas are liked in the west.
>>2801962I initially liked Shichi for her hot as fuck body but after her career I also like her for her. The got as fuck body is just the icing on the cake.
>>2801992ENOUGH
>Oguri in experiences the city>Mood down>Yeppers experiences the city>Mood up +15 energy Hmm
>>2800962>Green circle gets housed in /v/mersNeigha, we full. What do you think we are, the EU?
>Watch 1990 tenno sho autumn after reading cingrey>Oguri really doesn't accelerate at all 200m outThat was actually hard to watch
Good morning, backread the thread, God I hate /vg/fags
Pearlfags? This is your hero?
>>2802020YOU HEAR THE CALLING
>Might actually try a dirt Yeppers>Four songs before first summer>No SP+2Honestly fuck you too GL you nigger scenario.
we got a ramen uma but is there a kebab uma
>>2802019>woke up>9 amWho does that?
>give 1350 gems with the usual giveaway>wonder why it wasn't 1500 like normal>set auto run for my og>come back. New inbox items>2x 150 gemsOkay? I don't know what game you're playing Cygames but do go on...
>>2802032Someone who is on vacation B)
>>2802030Update, SP+3 has repeated this by knowing showing up in four songs before the third live. Seriously that’s 12 songs how the fuck can it not have hit the rotation once? Such a nigger scenario man. MANT was unironically better.
>hear the echoing of the distant Fuku squawk in the back of my mind>filled with this sudden sense of luck>pull 10 on yeppers - de nada>still hear Fuku. Still feel the luck.>pull another 10Thank you Shiraoki-sama? Seriously though, is she good for anything? I also have Ayabe for Ends
Not sure if anyone needs this at this point, but this the schedule and deck that I use to do my fan runs on a non-dirter for bondmaxxing, it constantly gets 1.1mil per run.
>>2802056Shan't do fan runs
>>2802031every uma is a kebab uma they all have middle eastern horse lineage
CAM ON SPE, DON'T YOU WANT TO WIN THE JAPAN CUP?! THIS IS SPECIAL TRAINING!!
>>2802056I don't have windy and helios maxed out
>>2802056Thanks
>>2802065The ass of the franchise...
>>2802020Just a few more days...
My dogshit song RNG this run was of course rendered irrelevant by how hard Creek and FineMo sandbagged. Where is that retard who thinks just taking Creek is a guaranteed 900 stam? Not playing the game I suspect.
>>2802056mate, chrono called, she wants to see you in room 101try 1,2 mio fan runs
>>2802076Not the one you're mentioning but you need stam parents and to step on stamina every Creek friendship training or whole summer camp...
Tried making a mile ace and I can definitely say it's much less stressful, but I think GW on pace might actually be important here.
>>2802059you're literally missing out on carats, just set up a run before going to sleep, you also build bond with that character in case you want to unlock the casual outfit faster>>2802067There are a lot of other cards that have 20 Fan bonus, the Yeppers guts also has 20 fan bonus, but also going from 20 to 15 in a couple of cards won't affect that much, stats don't matter, just that you race a ton.
>>2802055She has potential
>>2802079Anon’s one welfare SSR with the rest being SRs is much more achievable for a larger majority of players really.
>>2802081show me what your nishino can do23170582231705822317058223170582
>>2802080>step on stamina every Creek friendship training or whole summer camp...I clicked on every single rainbow she gave me.
>>2802087if its about the cards, than you are right
>>2802089Must be very bad RNG then or the lack of stam parents. I was on +63 borrowed and +21 own parent
>>2802081There will be a lot of FR in the next CM
>>28020886/9 need one more team
Why does my El Condor struggle to hit SS on autoslop runs while my other ums do it on problem? Deck is Smaru, Helios, Finemo, Light Hello, Marvey Power, Tachyon
>>2802095I don’t have any good stam parents and I’m out of borrows, I didn’t expect this to be in anyway usable but even then Creek still dumpstered out hard. You and the other anon actually play the game though, so you can point out the issues easy. The other retard who just goes on about clicking stam and running Creek does not.
>>2802065Vodka isn’t that big.
>>2802105Yeppers Creek do that sometimes. iirc one of my runs I was forced to sacrifice good speed rainbow training because I was so desperate for stamina, and my run was on med S I bruteforced the stam but my speed and wit suffered a lot
>>2802088>out of position to hit nishino's unique >determined descent clutches up for onceOk, so I do need groundwork.
>>2802088Nishino pulls out a narrow win against Smart Falcon and Grass
>>2800971
>>2802131wrong context, the superpowers of /vm/a are trying to poach from /v/mers, not from der/v/either change the position of the mask or start a revolution in der/v/
What the FUCK does this mean bro
Good morning yurobros. How are we feeling about registration?
>>2802139
Any clubs have spots? Considering jumping ship.
>>2802141I think I'll just send auto aces
Evens end DigiOdds late Digi
>blue lake, red skyI apologize for being retarded and failing MACOtMai. I'll redo this piece after i practice more...https://litter.catbox.moe/gzujrjj4nlt5rhlr.jpg
>>2802151End digit is so damn good I would recommend her over late
>>2802152I'm going to Tomakomai
>>2802152EVERYTHING for Tomakomai
>>2802152I WOULD do this to my local idoru dirter
>>2802152The vast tracks of land of the sacred mount tarumae....
>>2802139She says something about being the cat’s pyjamas at some point. I assume it just dumb mutt slang because that’s the default for trannylators giving Japs country accents.
Consider the implications
>>2802152How dexterous are Uma tails? The idea of them latching onto an arm or leg during sex turns me on quite a bit.
>>2802168
>>2802168Well they're like 90% hair, horses have a weird fleshy part but its sorta small and gross.
>>2802168Wasn't there an event featuring Blast Onepiece where she finds an uma-ningen couple doing this?
>>2802141I still haven't played GL once
>>2802176God I hope so
>>2802152I'm still not going to Tomakomai.
>>2802172Yeah, but could an Uma tail do this if it was just hair? >>2802170
>>2802178Just move on to mileKINO bro, the rooms are fine
Did you know? She can’t fall asleep when her roommate isn’t home.
I don't want to imagine an uma's long dexterous fleshy tail
>>2802188
>>2802190without hair it would look horrifying
>>2802190Seeing Wife Nature makes me chair_clatter.jpg so fucking hard I'm going to have an anuerism.
>>2802170Neicha is 100% wrapping that tail tightly around you during lovey-dovey love making.
>>2802162cat's pajamas is out of fashion slang from the like 1920s
Lads... What the hell, you told me Auto could make TT umas
Erauma subscribes to the idea of tails being wrapped around appendages.
>watch race>3st place>skip to results>1rd placeI will never understand.
>>2802208Well, what happened in the race? Context is pretty important for these kinds of things
>>2802176umas were blessed with magic prehensile tails because their world truly is better than ours
https://jiggie.fun/_zSnVr
>>2802208Your Uma is shy, or you distracted her.
>>2802208Whenever I skip an early race and my 700/300/600 Uma barely loses to some barely 200/200/200 I really want to go back and watch to see how she fucked it up. I did just watch Yeppers job Oka Sho in a similar position to Digitan where despite hitting NSM AND Head-On she just did no accelerate late while Digitan costed in. She then is all depressed about losing to some NPC Uma that is a stand in for someone who came like 12th…
>>2802217God that’s HOT
>>2802219Is she really shy when she so proudly shows off her wonderful flatness in her racing outfit?
>>2802141My aces are probably my weakest I've made, but it's my fault for trying to make a team of gigamutants
>>2802152The influx of hokkoposting since rickey released has been a massive boon to things. I can't wait until we have more dirters.
>>2801945I'm not letting that happen as long as I live. We are /v/ma, I hate tourists
Since stamina debuffs are going to be really bad for the mile CM I should be fine woth 550 stamina even with a spot struggle right?
>>2802237550 might be pushing it, I'd go for 600. But then again it's Hanshin, aka downhill gacha track so just bee urself
>>2802237we got more debuff bullshit after this one? jesus christ, is anyone ever gonna run a true blue triple ace team ever again
>>2802237550 for backliners, i would go 600+ for fronts
>>2802239He's saying stam debuffers are weak next CM.
Lmao, did this actually happen? Fucking retards, I've never seen such an incompetent bunchhttps://x.com/i/status/2085227932692459838
>>2802243oh ok good
>>2802239Not with GL, and especially not after Summer Golshi. GL just takes so much time trying to get a perfect ace. Mile especially is perfect for domniggers, because Keen Eye only procs during the first half of the race, while 564 procs at the second half, so you're guaranteed to fire two debuffs.
>>2802239I saw some join our rooms this dirt CM with triple aces lost to COguri though
>>2802239I mean with sexship debuffers are always around, but murmur debuffers will be really bad. Keen eye + dom will be a menace i assume like usual
>>2802208
>>2802239I have three aces, none are perfect but I simply don’t care to try anymore. Whatever happens, happens.
Are we prioritizing wit or power in the milekino CM due to the track composition?
I don't know about you guys but competitive uma is starting look super gay right now
I've never played GL and I feel like I can't catch up now
>>2802255Next CM will be aight in comparison to this one, the xogslop is at much lower power and the variety of options means an overall weaker effect for debuffers. Triple ace will be the go to CM18
>>2802255It's going to get more meta from here on. We have clairvoyance and the tryhards will only roll for metas.
for some dumbass reason i thought league selection didn't start until the 7th so i've still been fucking around with grandparents and parentsi am straight fucked for this cm
>>2802256>HEY GUYS DID I MENTION I DIDN'T PLAY GL YET?>WHAAAAAAAT? im behind D:Start working on mile you have plenty of time. You likely lost the dirt one
What should I ticket here? I'm still kinda unsure
>>2802260Your XOguri?
>>2802255I mean what's even the alternative? Sandbag in group B? I tried that once and it was boring as fuck
>>2802264haha...b finals here i come
>>2802261Can't I still make an XOg for this one even if I never played it before?
>>2802263Are you pulling on the Creek rerun? If not i would use it on Creek.
>>2802260You're not alone but it's okay. I don't actually expect the CM to be THAT bad cuz the broader uma community is also mega struggling horribly.
>>2802263If you're gonna pull for the creek rerun you can save it for now
>>2802271>>2802268I might. How long will Creek see use though?
Kill all flatliners
>>2802254I’m probably going to be running two lates, at the very least Shichi, and I’ve been told I simply MUST fuck Ruby for her gold skill.
>>2802272To this day in JP she has niche use. But she only gets powercrept in mechamusume
>>2802257Man Palmer is so hot
>>2802272She has the most longevity out of all cards. She's not going to see a replacement until pic rel.
Realistically, removing XOguri, VBourbon and SMaru would've fixed the game
>>2802281>VBourbon and SMaruFirst of all smaru is retired. Second, Bobo is not even close to as big of a terrorist as xog is
>>2802281Removing debuff skills and 564 escapades would
>>2802279Damn Scarlett is better? I shan’t pull the uggo though.
>>2802282>First of all smaru is retiredDoesn't remove the many months in misery, Bobo was too strong and too easy to make, but Frontniggers have the clear advantage above anyone else so that made everyone miserable
>>2802287Well aren't you happy that the upcoming mile will be backliner focused?
>>2802290We've earned it.
Your friendly reminder that B+ club (hopefully A this month) *ASTER* (ID=328904426) has ONE (1) available spot right now.at.We would love to have you desuwa. No Quota or Bullshit! Just post your ID and you shall be assigned your mejiro.
>>2802291Shall still job to my fronts
>>2802296We'll see about that, frontrival...
>>2802279>>2802268>>2802276What about sounds of the Earth?
>>2802294>you shall be assigned your mejiro.?
>>2802296When is this banner? I’ll need a spark for this.
>>2802290I'm not, I can't build lates. Anyone but Pacers right Cyniggers?
>>2802298Technically better but gets killed by Air Shakur who will be a scenario link too so it's sort of a waste unless you are just starting out and need a banner to pull on.
>>2802298Sounds is an upgrade to creek but she's only worth pulling for newfags
>>2802297>Harry Hoser
>>2802302....anon pacers are going to be dominant too, this is a balanced CM. If anything fronts are the weakest because they have to gamble on unrestrained/final push. Pacers have budding blossom + determined descent + neck and neck
>Shit runs all day>Start a promising Xog run with LH recreation unlocking right away for once>Fucking 6th place in debut race>Have to run an extra race>Oops still not enough fans to run a Junior G1>Have to run ANOTHER extra race to get enough fans for the NHK MileI'm so fucking mad holy shit. Fuck this mode
>>2802306i was actually thinking of making fronts again since i only did it once but had fun and it was also during a time where they weren't the best. I'm such a fucking retard
>>2802307CM17 is universally agreed upon by pretty much every single uma musume community (/v/ma, dykecords, sloptubers, xitter, the other board, reddit, tiktok, etc) to be most brutal, most unfun and overall worst CM of all time. Don't stress about it too much because the next one is shaping up to be peak. I managed to do all 3 of my aces in one day
>>2802311Sounds promising. Can't wait for the Rubert banner so i can start training aces.
>>2802310Bruh just run fronts then at what point did I say fronts were bricked. Everything will be sorta viable
>>2802313If I don't run the strongest possible thing I have no shot at winning (I still lose regardless)
>>2802312Early rooms look pretty promising. I think backliner mains should consider sparking the ruby banner once if they can afford it since she only needs LB1 and then the other copy can be picked up from the selector.
>Casino Drive is relegated to support card dutyAbsolute travesty, especially since it's one of the better new designs.
>>2802317If i do that i have to say goodbye to Festa.
holy fuck it's just 1/1/1/1/1 with every fucking turn
>>2802294I’m already married to Palmer though
>>2802305>"DAAAAAANCCCCCCCCHOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU" Dumbledorena-san sent in the club chat calmly>"IT'S NOT GOING TO BE LOOKING GOOD FOR /v/MAPYOI WHEN THEY FUCKING DERANK INTO THE DEPTHS OF AZKAB+ AT THIS RATE IF YOU DON'T ENFORCE THE QUOTA HARDER DAAAAAANCCCCCCCCHOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU" he bellowed serenely>stretching his legs like a XOguri popping Festive Miracle, he walks over with a gentle and calming composure towards danchou>"YOU WOULDN'T WANT THE CLUB TO VOLDEMOTE WOULD YOU DANCHOU?", Dumbledorena-san said as he gripped with a tight (but caring) calmness>"LEST YOU WISH TO END UP IN A /herse/"
This CM shit is getting too hard. I can't even make something that would qualify for open either. The fuck am I supposed to do?
I’ve been trying to limit my exposure to Ruby because she will make me go feral if I allow her any significant mindshare, but if I have to borrow her power it might be over…
>>2802328KEK
>>2802329Build for mileKINO my friend, it is unironically 1000000x times smoother, easier and more fun
>>2802317All power supports are borrowslop.
it's really funny how all the clubs have memes and culture for the thread, except for /v/ma whose only trait is having an attentionwhore for a danchou
Something looks weird, did the dorm leader get a haircut?
>>2802328>IT'S NOT GOING TO BE LOOKING GOOD FOR /v/MAPYOI WHEN THEY FUCKING DERANK INTO THE DEPTHS OF AZKAB+
Man if this at least got stamina on it I could move on to the next one and be done with Ura soonish
>>2802339You know, you could stop trying to shitfling and stir up club drama.
>>2802344Ignore guys like that. They're arguably the biggest poison to the threads.
Which one do I pick?
>>2802202could someone reply please?
>>2802349Wit because hitting 1600 in this scenario is ass
>>2802330cant wait to cuck helios
>>2802349Left looks sexier in the swimsuit, i have no idea what any of this means btw
>>2802350I can help you, sorry you didn't post your deck. Would you mind doing that so I can look at it?
>>2802202>>2802350can you show us your deck
>>2802352I don't think this what she meant by wanting to see new heights.
+25 spec prio, 0 rainbows for 3 turns. light hello sitting by herself on guts. 1 trainee on every facility. i love grand live
>>2802346it's /v/madanchou actually
>>2802358This is unironically when you just train stamina lol
>>2802361>/v/madanchouWho?
>>2802363Don't respond to drama trannies
>>2802355>>2802356I chose "stamina"https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2798131/#q2799119
>>2802300April '27
>>2802151 (Me)>>2802153I got all the important songs but she still turned into a statlet. I'll do an end attempt next because Natie only donated a single wit rainbow in the entire run, and I couldn't even click it.
So yeah, can the new cheat manipulate the game into not selling the same two tokens for 3 turns?
>>2802365Borrow Throne instead of Riko, it gives more SPYou don't have to worry about wit being below 1k, my auto aces consistently get me 1m+
>>2802371I don't have a Riko of my own, I was going to borrow throne for mediums
>>2802369Honestly she doesn't look that bad stat wise but some stuff is weird, unstoppable on a late surger? Did you have nothing else to buy?
>>2802374Oh fuck, no that was just me being retarded.
>>2802340I just don’t like the hair. The ponytail is a significant upgrade.
>>2802370Oof, that's really unlucky. If you're not in a concert turn i would pivot into an off training to advance the shop since you have a very solid amount of tokens
>>2802352Guh
>>2802373You can cope with MLB SR Aoi since it gives (slightly) more SP than MLB SSR Riko. You just have to rely on your two other pals, your 3 SSRs and your innates for gold skills.
>>2802219/v/ma hot
>>2802380I can't believe how I never got a single fucking Riko once, I always have to do things half-assed. I was so sure I had a Riko I was thinking I cleated it by mistake
>You need creek bro!Shan't
>>2802384You don't even need debuffers to kill that.
>>2802384My Princess has the same amount, double circle stam green, and 2 whites and still dies to debuffers
haha thats okay i didnt want curvature anyway
>>2802384wit sparks im assuming?
god im going to kill so many people with double stam debuffs
>>2802362>This is unironically when you just glue lol
>>2802390zased
How many days do we have until the next CM?
>>2802395uhh
>>2802395not enough for her, finals maybe
>>2802395about 3 weeks
>>2802397>>2802398Unfortunate, the one after I suppose.
>>2802398This is my one and only chance at a starred platinum
>>2802401that's an easy fix on your side tho?
>>2802349Left, we finna max the stew meter
I cannot wait until next Friday I'm buying a selector and getting Fusaichi Pandora NOW. Well after work.
>>2802407Anni is on next Friday or something?
>>2802410Her swimsuit banner should be next Friday
Oh Shiroaki-sama will I make it to finals? Evens yes, odds no
>>2802417>cursed himselfwhat a retard
>>2802414Would she even be in the selector?
>>2802401Just filter it
>>2802419Not the first time it happenedhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/721196839/#q721202252
>>2802419I've already been cursed to spark Amazon's wedding alt while pulling F*jin all the while. What's one more?
>>2802420There one you can buy on a new account that has her on it. It's like $20.
>>2802420>>2802432Oh I'm talking about her base outfit. Like buying the base outfit today and then pulling for the swimsuit next week.
the thing i like about independent TT aces is that EVERY uma is covered by only using 4 decks and the only difference in them is one flex card for its gold
ALERT ALERTPLAYER HAS REACHED SENIOR YEARINITIATE BRICK PROTOCOLHE HOPED? DUMP EET
>>2802432You get a free selector on a new account at least that has her in it I think.
How do I fit a Stamina card in my autoTT for Med and Long?
>>2802441your 0LB super creek?
>>2802444I have it LB0, but I am running 2Spe, 1Wit, 3Pal. How do I fit stam?
>>2802445Do 1 spd 1 stam 1 wit https://files.catbox.moe/yjreuk.pngIt werks
>>2802437How? I haven't seen this
>>2802445i'm content with 1200 speed and they're still getting me 1m points on the lowest opponent with no parfaitshttps://files.catbox.moe/binvn6.png
>>2802449I don’t know? I started an account to get Sexun Sky and I got a selector with the starting gibs.
Danchou's autism seething in the chat about his Windy
>>2802455Not looking good for /v/mapyoi!
>>2802448>>2802452Nice, thanks, do you just lose all your races?
>>2802462no? those who are making them manual with 1600 speed are multiple team ranks higher, and 1 ace 2 shitter teams are very rare
I don't know why but I feel really unsatisfied with this scenario. Even more so after looking up guides and watching slop
>>2802473many are saying this
>>2802473none are saying this
>>2802473I had higher expectations than it merely being better than mant, honestly.
>>2802473Imagine how I feel after wasting 400 rolls to MLB and end up not enjoying the scenario.I really should test the scenario first before rolling
u=ma2 status for the next Medium CM?
>>2802480bad, but xogs be strolling
>>2801947TaikiScarletPandoraNTRSuzukaTicketShinchiInariDream JourneyGentildonnaDaring Heart
Does anybody know if this this loop spreadsheet is being updated with more research? https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNE/edit?gid=1558768582#gid=1558768582
>>2802483One of these is not like the others and she is significantly more attractive for it.
>>2802486It's constantly being updated yes
>>2802483Fuck you, I love my wife for more than her body. Even when she's sobbing and her speech is silly.
HOLY FUCK DIGI CAN YOU NOT GET A MOOD DOWN EVERY THREE BLOODY SECONDS
>>2802499Trannylators will never live that one down
im silly and my speech is sobbing
I'm sobby and my speech is silling.
i'm smart and my speech is cheerful
https://x.com/teioturbo/status/2084758160636583944
>>2802509nice_nature_domestic_abuse.png
>>2802509I don't see Neicha as the dominatrix type
>>2802509>Nice Nature's VAHey boyfriend is so lucky
>8*stam 4*mile 2*turf taikiVery nice. Red Shift works on cm18 too, right?
>>2802516both marus are retired for good
End Digi attempt, was alright despite the 5% songs being shy early on.Not pictured: Ult, Mejiro genes, and Wet.https://files.catbox.moe/s2k9x9.pngNow that I'm actually playing the game my fan coutn is plummeting, to the point where using all borrows is going to yield as many fans as a single auto run.
do i even need the maestro on 933 stam / 776 guts? 1498spd no medium s
>red shift will be viable again in CM31>and after that in 32, 35, 38 and 46
>>2802516>taikigwo...
>>2802516Red Shift won't be relevant again as a preferred accel until CM31 (Derby/Oaks) and CM32 (Champions Cup).
>>2802525Your heal...
>>2802516Inherited Taiki doesn't work in 18
love when straightforward answers are being repeated and fully explained because bros can't not think of each other as retards
>>2802453I mean I have a selector but it's only for the make debut 3*s. Suzuka, Spe, Oguri, etc.
>>2802499>Even when she's sobbing and her speech is silly.Which Uma are you referring to?
>>2802533I shouldn't need one with that stam/guts total. End closers should dodge mid race stam debuffs, and median final HP is high enough to survive two gold stam debuffs.
>>2802483>PandoraWrong, I like her for her personality. Her body is just a bonus.
>>2802545nwo zwo you need 20 gorillion stamina AND a gold heal on top or you are brickity bricked
wait hollupdoes ballroom seiuns ult work on this track?
>>2802545The thing is the naties will be behind you late-race since they're on Dirt C. You will still die with that stamina and guts, especially if 2 debuffs hit you.
>>2802551Only on the final straight as a velocity skill since late race starts on a corner.
>>2802556ok thats cheeks then ty
>>2802545>>2802555I meant mid-race, and 564 can still proc them late-race if they whiffed mid-race
>>2801779jesus christ at this point it's probably easier getting laid in real life
>>2802545Not him but end Digitan usually is in a good position midrace because of superstan and her kit in general, consider you're in the middle most of the time.
>>2801779I've never raped a 2hu in era desu. I thought they all get horny after a couple of dates in the hot springs
bread doko?
You're stupid and the bread is soggy
>>2802567Feel free to bake
>>2802570yada...
>>2802575Then no bread for you
I have now negative connotations with the word "bake", congrats. Becoming a general was such a terrible idea
Just saw a piece of Princess getting her back blown out. Don't tell the Prince
I like soggy fries, they are immersed with essence of salty goodness that crispy fries lack
yeah can you guys put a trigger warning the next time you use the B word
>>2802577Can always go back on /v/ right
>>2802555>>2802560>>2802564Fair point, but I thought speed debuffers were more popular than stam debuffers so going up against double Murmur+Eyes Natie will hopefully not be that common. Thanks for the input in any case, I'll take a bit more time to choose between Maestro and weaker speed skills next time.
>>2802579post eet
>>2802579the guy from Animaniacs?
>>2802577noone's forcing you to sit here 24/7 neigha
>>2802583Doms are more common, but I've also seen people bring 1 dom 1 Natie frequently, and from time to time Bride Maya and Natie
>>2802577Is that a... bakery?And they make... bread?....AAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE I'M GOING INSANE SAVE ME MANHATTAN CAFE
>>2802517>both marusSmaru has a niche as being a grandparent if you're running V.Bourbon unique
>>2802577>spongebob showing Squidward something meme but it's a bread
Who do we blame for anon's PTSD of bakes
So, inherits for CM18 is just Nishino and new york Opera?
>>2802597>Hall Monitors>Janny>Windyfag>The OP schizo
>>2802599you forgot windmills bwo
Mambo (bird, not horse) OP next please
Teio Thursday OP next pwease
>>2802598new york opera gets eaten by accel, i thinkmost other late race speed inherits + nishino should work
>>2802611
>>2802613>baked to get 1stNot so subtle
>[Deleted]RIP Neigha
Fuck that thread, I'm staying here
>rng on top of rng on top of rngwhat a fun scenario, i genuinely cannot keep doing this
>>2802620Why not counterbake
>>2802616I have baked before.Trust me the faggot will post before I can even make the post to redirect. He probably lurks and the moment someone starts talking about baking he will F5 the catalog until it appears just to post his shitty ritual. It's a genuine schizophrenic.
>>2802623Could be a good idea
Do I actually share a thread with leddit
>>2802628Do it?
>>2802629It's a single retard that doesn't know how filters work
>>2802631No. There's 0 reason to do that. Schizos will schizo.
>>2802621And on top of that you people are having some stupid fucking argument about some inane bullshit (again) i think I won't make it through GL
>>2802636I mean look at the posts already in the other bread
>>2802625Does he not sleep?
>>2802639Way more people will get annoyed and will keep talking about it. Just ignore the bullshit and talk about the game in the existing thread imo. Instead of "taking measures".Do whatever you want though, I'm just pointing you to the path of less schizophrenia.
Look at the deleted posts in the other one. Blatant janny fuckery against us again
>>2802659Stop with the melties and use a filter nigger
>>2802667counterpoint: The janny should earn his hot pockets by doing his job.
>>2802659The ritualfaggot may be lifeless and annoying, but janny is basically telling us hes not breaking any rules. Just filter his ass and ignore.
>>2802673Great, so that's how generals become shit, they don't ban those who deserve it
>>2802677/v/ma lost...
>>2802673Which option do i use? https://files.catbox.moe/cqyi6m.png
>>2802682He changes filenames and messages to evade filters
>>2802682Just filter the filename. It's the same files Windybro was using they're most likely the same person anyway
>>2802684Umazing. So why are people telling us to use filters then?
>>2802686No lol, changes filenames to fuck with him and any mention of Windy. I see you
>>2802682Image MD5 imo. Or just filter W*ndy. I have yet to see a discussion about her or this faggot avatarfag that didn't annoy me.
>>2802684>>2802686Even the image Hash?
Is it possible that janny is connected to the schizo?
Have you ever stopped to consider that maybe (You) are the schizo?
>>2802696Quite possibly ignores reports and look at the other deleted posts, when we got here it wasn't like this
we love schizos herehttps://x.com/burger_yammmm/status/2084296060772729264
>>2802700Well, yes but this is not Highlander there can be more than one schizo.
>how come the meido doesn't delete the post that doesn't break rulesI swear you neighas are another breed of stupid
>>2802716Call me a newfag but Windyposters seems completely harmless too, neighas are just frothing at the mouth in rage of having to look at an ugly uma
>>2802716Spamming, avatar and signature use are all against their rules
>>2802719me but with Taiki
>>2802719Believe it or not but they've done more damage than the Windyfag's singular post
>>2802719You are a newfag, because we've always treated ritualfaggots the same way
>>2802719this but with SuzukaSuzukaposters and oy neigh dickriders avatarfag way more than windykek
>>2802728you're not only a newfag but a complete faggot that can't into filters, ritualposters are a thing in every general, here i'll spoonfeed you <MD5>;stub:no;that's all it takes but you're a retarded faggot that wants to start shit with a mod
>getting into a drama like this for the 2nd time>on a different board Maybe the problem was us all along...
What gave it away
>>2802740It's not, we are objectively good and right. Mods just can't do their jobs so it clashes
>>2802748Nah this is happening in an completely different board without the schizo back on /v/ that was forcing us to go to /vg/
>>2802752If you can't see it then it's not worth discussing it with you
>>2802761The neighas throwing a fit and tantrum are the ones making trouble, over one single post that isn't even rule breaking. So, yes, the problem is us, and not the jannies you're trying to force the blame to.
>>2802724Ritual posting isn't enforced pretty much anywhere on the site. As long as it's a single post at the beginning or end, janny isn't going to do shit. It's annoying and pointless, all you can do is ignore it.
>>2802763>isn't even rule breaking.But it is
>>2802778Refer to post above. Ritual posting isn't rule breaking.
>>2802765>>2802806>Spamming and flooding>Automated spambot>Trolling outside>Avatar or signature use
>>2802816Again, none of those are ritual posting.
>>2802822You are being a disingenuous faggot so it's clear I wasted my time discussing with you
>>2802842Sorry that you can't accept the truth when the mod already hinted us that it didn't break any rules next thread. It was the only one not deleted despite everyone crying about it.
