>Virgo CupRace Conditions: Ooi Dirt 2000 meters (Medium), Right, Fall, Sunny, Good. Begins August 7th>7/1 Patch Noteshttps://umamusume.com/news/100081/>/v/ Triple Crown, August EditionFive BIGGER and SLUTTIER races of hot summer action.https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1784662203816.png >Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (August)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1785550038593.jpg >Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2807488
First for Windy
>>2809915OUR HEROES!!!!!!.....and __________
>>2809922SHIT GAYlo
Who's a good trainer?
gib fans pls
>>2809915I think the Golden Generation SUCKS
club drama doko
Big sisterly does work as front but as pace its more consistently
>>2809929Previous bread, its cm time
Can someone post the grass wonder that was winning the previous rooms?
>>2809932It's CM time in FIVE hours.
Post em
>>2809936Its CM time somewhere
>>2809904And that's why exactly the attitude why there are trainers annoyed within their current club. They're not asking for much.
>>2809939BIG points for the BIG head
>>2809939
>>2809934I assume you meant mine so here, she's sorta mid.
>>2809953>people are defending THIS
>>2809953HOW?!
>>2809939I'll get around to reading the event story eventually
>>2809953
>I'll just ask my club on the 1st whether theyre pushing and whether im a dead weight or not. Danchou will decide my fate
>>2809956>>2809959>>2809968>>2809970Hey man, I just haven't felt too good about this game since Leo broke me. I don't know, I don't feel joy or competitive drive anymore, I haven't even tried GL yet...
>>2809953Have some shame
>>2809973That's valid. Take it ez
Shakur, sexy
>>2809973Parasocial
>>2809939I don't feel like grabbing a screenshot, 5.2 million
>>2809981
>>2809973Just a bit of ball breakin mate, take care
>>2809982That's not what that means retard kun
>>2809978Not valid. He should just quit.
>>2809996Hmmmm no
>>2809832Ayabe and Taishin are probably locks. 3rd slot is a toss up between Tama and End Oguri or late Gold City. Tama's career goal of tenno sho spring scares me and it's why she's not in over Taishin. City has the most going against her since I can't simply reuse the parents I'm using on the others. She has a good kit that lets me not need to rent Nature and can instead rent the upcoming Ruby, but her growths are SUPER ass. In my mind I don't see how it's going to be possible to deck build for her since she has 0% in speed so she NEEDS 3 speed, plus LH leaves 2, plus Ruby means only 1 wit, so I don't see how she won't end up a witlet. But it'd be really cool to have her win some rounds.
>>2809986>>2809990>>2809991Jesus... No wonder I never win CMs, there is a whole world out there
>>2809996Thats it, you are being kidnapped
>>2809939Too much looping, I still haven't figured out GL yet.
>>280993938 bingos
>>2809973You're fine brotha. Remember shit is just a game ultimately. Have fun! Try out some GL milekino. Its very fun
>>2810000(checked)It's mostly looping. You can rack up a ridiculous amount of points with zero effort like that.
>>2810000It's literally takes less than a minute to set up an auto career. CMs have nothing to do with it.
what did she mean by that?
Remember: It is your SOVEREIGN DUTY to sacrifice your time and effort to earn fans so that I don't have to.NO FASCISTS, NO QUOTASNO FASCISTS, NO QUOTAS!!
Ardan!
>>2809832 Princess and 2 debuffers. Same as every CM.
>>2809953>everyone clowning on this guy>check mine>1.4mh-haha yeah fucking flatliners amiright?I've done at least 4 parent auto runs a day if I haven't been ace building
RUN BITCH RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME THOSE DAMN GROUNDWORK SPARKS
>>2810010Ardan!
>>2809978>>2809987>>2810005Why are (You) defending flatlining?
>>2810018BIGGERBUT MORE MODEST
>>2810018>>2810010Hardon!
>>2809973I hope your danchou finds out who you are and kicks you
>>2810019Nah mate, I hate flatliners but thats not a flatliner. A flatliner is those faggots that don't do careers
>>2810010Sex>>2810018This one's too much imo
>>2810027You mean like >>2809953 this faggot who hasn't even finished the event yet despite the fact that you don't even have to play the game to do careers anymore?
Very organic posting, yes
>>2810019A flatliner is someone that has like...300k or so
>>2810008She wanted your opinion, not something taken from a dime a dozen fanBut how about (you) answer her instead, hm?What do (you) see Shinchi as?
>>2810039>What do (you) see Shinchi as?A woman.
>>2810032There's nothing you can do about it. You shouldn't force guys to play. Guy could be in /hug/ or horseMD for all you know. It doesn't matter, follow the motto of "do whatever you want"
>>2810039A whore reallyalternatively, pixels on a screen
>>2810032We have all kinds of players here. Some more casual, like the artists that would rather draw umas, or people with jobs that require long times of disconnection like the oil rig bro or the miner bro. Getting mad because someone doesn't plays as much as you is retarded. Touch Grass.
>>2810032>>vg
We could probably make A+ this month if Danchou would kick our flatliners...
>>2810043This. >I'm carrying and my club doesn't wanna helpGo to one of the A+. Oy Neigh, /v/ma, /v/mapyoi. They usually all are willing to take people in.
>>2810043>>2810047You are giving genuine replies to the same inflammatory shitposter from last thread, it's not worth your time
>>2810010They should cut the hands off people who create off-model "art" like they do in saudi arabia with thieves imo.
>>2810043>Guy could be in /hug/ or horseMD for all you knowAnd if he's in /v/ma or the other A rank clubs, we cut off his head right?
>>2810047She seems pissed, what now?
>>2810058No, because by definition he's not a "flatliner." Cope and eat shit dramafag.
>>2810059Now touch Grass' ass
>>2810047>like the artists that would rather draw umasNot relevant but I have 10+ plats, do not slander me!
>>2810039
When you guys say you're not bothering with this CM do you mean that literally as in not joining any races at all, sandbagging in group B, or pray for the best in whatever you get? I don't know if I like the odds for me getting even one win in round 2
>>2810059You touched the wrong part
>>2810066They mean it by not playing the game at all
>>2810066Its in shiraoki's hands. I just threw my best shitters and hope for the best
>>2810061900k in 10+ days is the new flatliner post-auto career. Get with the times.
>>2810066I just don't care about dirt. I'm having 10x the fun by doing mile races
good morning I hate debuffers
>>2810066>Made one uma>"She doesnt dies and has Medium S? Good enough">Keep mining parents
>>2810076Sorry but that won't happen
>>28099394.7M for me. Haven't gotten around to spinning the wheels though.
>>2810077Taiki winning the previous Dirtslop for me saved me from caring about this utter dogshit CM. God bless her and her fat tits and squeaky voice
How we feeling about dirtslop?
>>2810039sex city
>>2810066For me it means I don't care about Plat and built an unoptimised team that should be enough to hit A Finals
our A+ clubs have always had flatliners and always been carried by 1-2 players going above and beyondnothing has changed
>>2810087I still gotta make an XOg as my first ever GL run
>>2810051Kicking people doesn't give you fans though>It makes space for new people who aren't flatlinersI think there's been one guy who was still looking for an A+ club at this point and would consider clubhopping
>>2810080>and has medium SThis is more than I can manage
>>2810087feeling like I still havent done a single GL run yet
>>2810090I mean yeah, but the reason this is an issue now is that auto makes it so you no longer can carry flatliners. Clubs need to make 150 million daily to keep A+.
>>2810090This, which is why these waves of shitposting come off as so disingenuous lol
>>2810098150 milly is too much, it's more like 120 milly
>>2810065Literally me
>>2810101Which is what. 4 million per person? Like that's not crazy. When it can be automated.
Umas keep mentioning a notice when there's nothing new going on. Is this some kind of mobile only thing that's not available in the desktop version i'm missing?
>>2810106neigha your NOTICE BUTTON?
>>2810051Exercise for the anon: draw the "flatliner" line. How many flatlines can (you) see?
>>2810100You people keep saying this but people are leaving /herse/ because of shit like this. People want A+ and you can no longer singlehandedly carry a club to A+ Why is this so hard to understand
>>2810106Bruh
>>2810113People are leaving /herse/ because it's effectively at 15/30, full of corpses, and their danchou does nothing(he was randomly selected after the previous one left, never asked for this, so I get it a bit, but if he still plays he should give the seat to someone else)
Prove you are not unpopular
>>2810100Please stop encouraging flatlining.
>>2810113people are leaving a graveyard, it's not like the rest
>>2810110I DON'T SEE ONE!
SOON
>>2810066Neighga I don't even sandbag and I can't make it to A finals
>>2810125"bruh"
>>2810066You'll make it to a finals. Global is extremely unprepared like always
flatliners won
>>2810066I just pick a uma I like and do at least 1 career, if I get 3rd place in B finals, so be it.I can't be arsed to grind 1k stam, med S, perfect song rng and then still lose to xoguri or tripple fronts.
>>2810118My borrow is tailor made to mutate 1 particular uma into 1 particular style and nothing else. I understand it's niche but some people probably added me for it so I will only change it for an improved version of that task
Why do people take issue with the flatliners and not the danchous that keep them?
>>2810135Whats your borrow
>>2810118
>>2810137>Danchou might kick me :(
>>2810133>tripple fronts.They don't exist in dirt
>>2810138When you need to mutate THAT uma into THAT style you'll see it
>>2810066I have 0 interest in dirt until Wonder Acute releases
>>2810145This but hokko.
>>2810144what uma would vaguepost like that?
>>2810145Same but furioso
>>2810113There are two people in /herse/ who meet the invisible top earner benchmark for other clubs, everyone else active makes like 2 million or less, and 6 guys in that club haven't logged in in a month+/herse/ has a problem that is separate from this discussion
debuffs being deleted would fix literally every problem with this game
>>2810145This but Espoir City.
>>2810144Late Surger Maruzensky bwo...
>>2810145I feel the same way but alt inari one
der/v/ could've been A+ this month if it weren't for the slackers
>>2810151Stealth debuff ban in 4 hours trust
>>2810143Jesus Christ, I'm running out of those. How do I do this?
debuffbroken
>>2810159I could do 3 (MORE) fanruns, but i dont care for the jims, i already play way more than i really care to. If the situation becomes not as hopeful i'll start playing the way i like and spend more time on other vidya
>>2810142Really, why?Not a front player, but even without heavy mutating there are enough options available.
>>2810149Based FuriosoCHAD we shall fucking blow up Tracen inshallah.Glory to Funabashi.
>>2810159There's too many slackers. Maybe next month but this one is not looking good.
>>2810162Let people borrow your MLB Light Hello
>>2810167Not really your dirt fronts are rickey and falco, anything else needs a mutation for another front. And Xogslop is so absurdly dominant on this CM it's just not really viable
>>2810174It's LB1. At most I can put Tachyon or FineMo
>>2810167Name 5
Look at the state of my meta dog, no wonder people immediately jumped to mileKINO.
>>2810179I'm getting zero borrows on my MLB Tachyon for some reason.
>>2810181>no wonder people immediately jumped to mileKINO.GL miles has been some of the most fun I've had in the game. Medium dirtslop has been some of the least fun I've had in the game
>want to check my parents sparks on uma moe or chrono>dont want to replace a parent people are already borrowing a bit rnWhat do?
>>2810181>All debuffers This really is a cursed CM
if the meta team for the milesloppa requires me to use a power support in gl I will skip it
>>2810191I mean, only if you run backliners power ruby is super worth it tho
>>2810179Tachyon gets me 400-600 per day. I'm not sure if FineMo is worth it since F2Ps have her
>>2810191get to skipping the next few CMs then
>>2810175Maruzensky has Dirt D, which still seems manageable, but yeah dirt and medium is just a shit combination.Damn, even fronts get outmeta'd by the xmas fatty? Hopefully evolved skills will bring some change.
>>2810066I made two really good stamina debuffers and an acceptable xogger with medium S (I rarely use her). I'll skip every single race and just try to get as much carats as I can because I couldn't care less about this CM
>>2810191Your borrow slots are pretty much>FrontTaiki speed (or smaru if you don't have her)>PaceNishino wit>late and end Ruby power
>>2810182That's weird. How many followers you got?
>>2810151Now you see why they are banned in jpI do dislike banning a whole strategy altogether. The problem is clearly Xog. They could have engineered some umas that get buffed instead when debuffed to try to discourage the strategy. Or some skills that purge you or give you debuff protection.Banning the whole strategy is kinda gay
>>2810197Yeah fronts dont really do much, see.>>2810181 only yellow falco or rickey do anything. This dirt CM is the perfect combination of bad stuff.
>>2810195>F2Ps have herh-haha...
>>2810204This shit is so ass that you're forced to move to meta or fucking suffer. Banning debuffers is good
>>2810201~170
what is he cooking with my shitty ass dober parent
>>2810206Don't say anything, friend. They might find out about us.
>>2810204By the time they're banned people will want them back because it's firmly past where fast learner aces are what you want, and you do not want to farm 3 of those if you can help it. On debuff banned CMs you often see autumn neo uni who's the easiest.to use "buffer" uma just to fill slots with something that's not another ace
>>2810214Late Rickey actually gets results
>>2810196I'm not seeing any power support that would be relevant for the other GL CMs.
>>2810204They're not bannedThey were banned in SPECIFIC CMs, but they're not ALWAYS bannedThe best team for one of the most recent CMs was 2 debuffers + Almond EyeDebuffs are NOT GETTING PERMANTENTLY BANNED. Stop spreading this bullshit
>>2810208Imagine if you had a skill that said"When debuffed, redirect that skill to the player's highest rated uma, then increase velocity"Or imagine Healer Grass being useful for something and being an anti-debuff unit. It would be sick.Bans are a failure of the development team
i don't know if anyone else has noticed this but gl kinda sucks and i can't entirely blame it on the cm being bad
>>2810051is that entire club carried by 2 people lmao
>>2810225zased
>>2810214The 6 forbidden late chakras.Not a story Front Rickeys would tell you
IM GONNA FUCKING DO IT.
>>2810223>Or imagine Healer Grass being useful for something and being an anti-debuff unit.That would be umazing. There should have been way more out of the box umas like that. They should have taken Solshi's unique as an example and leaned even more into that imo.
>>2810225>run is entirely under the mercy of SP songs showing up in 3 to 4 songs>and light hello giving you 20 tokensGL sucks but people aren't ready for that conversation yet
>>2810225I thought the same but I'm really enjoying miles desu
>>2810232We've had this conversation a million times already
>>2810222They should, this is discouraging me from playing
>>2810230TAKE COVER!!!!!!!!
>>2810008Shichi hates me so much...
>>2810236git gud
>>2810200>Nishino Wit>At a random point on a random downhill, your acceleration will increaseDoes every upcoming cm track end on a downhill or why should I borrow her?
>>2810065Unironically if a woman as pretty as City talked to me this would literally be me
>>2810236You will soon understand why /umajp/ is the way it is. Most CMs aren't gay homosexual bullshit, but some are genuinely not worth caring about.
>>2810240For the next CM determined descent is like a perfect accel.
>>2810223>instead of oguri and two debuffers we should have oguri and two buffersnigga you are not for real
>>2810242>You will soon understand why /umajp/ is the way it is.I've never browsed /umajp/. Can i get the basic gestalt?
>>2810057and they should cut your balls off since apparently they're only for decoration and don't produce any testosterone
Is this good im new
>>2810240The next CM track has a downhill going into late race so it's a good window, and pace doesn't have anything else worth borrowing for it.The real argument against using that card is that Straight Descent is 0.2 accel and Determined Descent is 0.3, so you are paying premium gold prices in SP for less than a typical increase.
>>2810250Nishino wit is an amazing statstick though
>>2810249Pasa and Seiun are both good cards at max
>>2810243On Kyoto 2200 then sure, not worth a borrow for mile cm
>>2810245Its 99% keiba and franchise talk, there's still CM discussion and people still enjoy building for them. But every single person over 5 years has learned to pick their battles and know which CMs are worth trying for which aren't. Though it also helps that CMs are no longer as frequent now that LOH is a thing
>>2810216>On debuff banned CMs you often see autumn neo uniThis is infinitely better than 2 reheated debuffers and 1 walmart bought xoguri who can literally do anything on every distance with every strategy
>>2810259>every distance with every strategyI don't wanna be THAT guy but xog is only dominant in mediums. She sucks for sprints most miles and most longs
>>2810254It looks like it is, but you don't get the +3 Wit Bonus until it has full friendship, and it has no mood effect, a small amount of training effectiveness, and less friendship bonus than Fine Motion
>>2809832Yeppers, Shichi and Sweepy.
How much longer will i have to wait for my wife.
>>2810265She's next month im pretty sure
>>2810265Isn't she next month?
/mind/ status?Are you BROKEN or UNBROKEN?
>>2810271I am UNBROKEN heading into the CM. I will win again
>>2810210Ah that's why. Many trainers have MLB Tachyon so people aren't going out of their way to follow you. You can start building up your follower count by farming 9* parents. So when the next meta card hits, you're already on many people's borrow list.
Why does she make the third-rate seethe so hard?
>>2810271>CMunbroken>GLbroken past repair
>>2810271I do not care. I have achieved uma enlightenment.
>>2810271Memories brokenThe truth goes unspokenI've ever forgotten my name
>>2810057>>2810246Look at these cuties posturing like two yearlings desperately trying to impress the same doe.It's adorable.
>>2810260Next mile CM is XOguri slop though?
what did she mean by this?
>>2810271FORSAKENED, I AM AWAKENED
>>2810271UNBROKEN /strongmind/.Being /weakmind/ only causes needless agony.
>>2810281If you run Xog on fucking mile you genuinely have no soul
>>2810271I'm brokenbroken since last CM
>>2810260We've gone through multiple different tracks and Xoguri was good on all of them except sprint, which base Oguri was meta in
>>2810271I am UNBREAKABLE.
>>2810273You're telling me it's normal that out of +170 people not a single one is borrowing Tachyon? That would mean at max follows i could expect maybe 5 borrows a day.
>>2810284I can't fix my weakmind, and going to a psychologist is a nono
>>2810285This but unironically.
>>2810249I have a spare from when i built a reroll script, 3lb tachyon 2lb teio both near pity
>>2810285My favorite doesn't have a win condition for that race so of course I'm going to use whichever trainees are the strongest.
>>2810223Maybe debugger could be dependent on their own statues and closer to real horse racing, like umas could 'check' each other and the effectiveness of this based in power and resisting it is based in guts, or you could startle other umas by overtaking suddenly from behind, or marking being more of a mechanic. And debug skill buff these existing mechanics
>>2810297Whos your fav? Every position is viable
>>2810295>reroll scriptRemezzo...
>>2810271From the ashes of BROKEN i have become UNBROKEN. I will WIN THE MILE
>>2810295Gibs me dat
>>2810285She's my backup strat. Cry about it.
>>2810271I'm broken beyond repair, after losing 16 out of 17 CMs I have lost all competitive drive I had because I can't see myself winning ever again no matter how much effort I put in. So why bother
How would you rate her term?
Tama confirmed European.
>>2810314Like a solid 8, despite this being the worst CM of all time. It was an extremely eventful and memorable time
>>2810313Hope you get your fire back this coming mile. This WILL be the first CM i win
>>2810314Quite unremarkable desu. Especially after Kita set the bar so high.
>>2810314There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen. The latter fits the Ardan era to a T.
>>2810315RUINED
>>2810319>Hope you get your fire backI honestly won't, I'm stuck in a cycle of negativity, I will never win again. I cannot catch up to those with 10+
>>2810319Rooting for you anon, hope you win your first CM
>>2810301The last time we had Hanshin 1600m it was so comically unfair that I don't see inherited Tsubomi being enough to beat the meta trainees.
>>2810314fardan is THE WORST queen and it would take a mile to reach again
>>2810315Tamamo the director bought a road roller just for the school's practice track
>>2810329Neighas don't remember gold ship, suzuka, maya, xog 1 or maruzen 1
We all agree to not watch races and just skip to results, right?
>>2810257Sounds like umajp is more to my tastes lmao. Wish i cared enough to start anew with jp uma
>>2810334Oh God xog 1 was AWFUL she was nicknamed the terrible for a reason.
>>2810319Might have wanted to post someone other than the derby onetrick for that.
>>2810314in hindsight we shouldn't have decided our queen with a special olympics race
>>2810314It was okay, like a 7/10. Tough to come after Kitasan who pressed the "fix everything" button even with the new scenario.
>>2810315Nah she is just poorfagmind
Are you ready for HER to be the next qveen?
>>2810291I have 950 followers and got 40 borrows of my Tachyon today. So that's ~4% conversion. Your 170 followers might have MLB Tachyon too or are borrowing from other people.
>>2810335>implying someone still wastes time watching races
>>2810344Yeah, it's Falco's time
>>2810335I want to watch my stamina debuffers kill <650 stamina xoggers, though?
>>2810307ID: 977478469564pass: Sparegibs1better get grinding auto+double rewards the biwa card is pretty good
>>2810335even I'm not that raped
>>2810314A solid 2, genuine garbage. She's not a 0 because Gold Ship and Oguri existed. Can't wait for her to fuck off
>>2810314A 6-7Pros>Good OC>Good shitposting >Good presence >Very memorable events (hunger games, great brickening, great unbrickening, mejiro corruption scandal)>Full clubs>SexoCons>Worst CM of all time (undisputed) to the point where it sours the entire era>THAT incident >Coming after kitasan is being set up for failure.>I hate hospital food.Middle of the road but on the upper half. I liked her.
>>2810313It's time for you to quit the game
>>2810356Hospital food is unironically that bad, i had a soup the one time I was hospitalized that was kinda banging
>>2810357>/vm/a hospitality at it's highest
>>2810356"THAT"?
>>2810356>hunger gamesDoesn't count, it should've been done at a time where everyone was active. It's 2 hunger games now done at the incorrect time. I still haven't been able to participate
>>2810335I still watch 90% of the races, at least until I've decided to stop making changes to my team. In actual CM I'll usually watch the whole first ticket of the day to get a feel for each round's power level.
>>281035667
>>2810356You forgot the current health crisis sweeping the nation
I'm expecting to see multiple uraras in a few hours.
>>2810357No, that man is a HERO with a plat. You WILL respect him
>>2810360I'm guessing the /v/ma doxx
>>2810365>implying the looping epidemic is a bad thing
>>2810364SEIS SIETE JAJAJAJAJAJA
CM Status?
>>2810359It's better to end it now rather than prolong the suffering
>>2809939Ok?
>>2810365lmao
dirtslop is not that bad compared to sprintslop if we're being honest
>>2810376I still need to try GL for the first time and make an XOg
>>2810376Not looking good!
>>2810377A MAN'S DREAM WILL NEVER DIEYOU WILL FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN
>>2810383>No stam tax vs 800+gold+tip>Anyone who can run pace is viable vs XOguriwinslmao>Debuffs have a limited effectiveness vs maximum debuffslopYou're out of your fucking mind if you think that.
I didn't realize I had MLB'd this during my 400 pulls. When do I use it?
>>2810314I'm the least interested in global Umamusume than I've ever been during her term. Though I guess it's not really her fault or the game's fault.
>>2810377>t. me_____
>>2810358>>2810356damn what hospital did you all go? Even my shitty third world hospital has okayish food during my two weeks stay as long as you don't have diabetes or high blood pressure or any condition which denies you salt and sugar dishes
>>2810369>lmao1platI have 10. Why should I give him my respect?
>>2810397You use it now.
>>2810375T.
>>2810396>Fronts can't win sprint>Fronts can win dirt
>>2810403Can you be more specific?
>>2810376I've been getting assblasted in every single room so far, so I'm feeling a solid A group showing
>>2810383You are fucking crazy dude
Please Ardan, give us evolved skills
I haven't lost a single finals against XOguri yet.Because i skipped Oguri CMs and quit the game for 2 months
>>2810397SR Sweepy is better honestly
>>2810383>sprintcasino>EVERYONE IS HERE>Dirtsludge>XH XOGGY HOG IS HERE
>>2810397Worse than #CuteCurren
Imagine how retarded you will feel when group A round 2 is just a bunch of understammed faggots exploding and jogging to the finish line and you spent so much time killing yourself over an incredibly stupid CM
>>2810408neigha doesn't know how to use speed cards
>>2810408It's a good SR speed card that is comparable to SR speed Sweep but it will be unusable when the L'arc scenario arrives.
>>2810413Evolved skills wont solve the xogslop problem
you know what, I fucking give up trying to get a better oguri because this fucking RNG fest scenario fucking sucks for anything longer than a mile
>>2810420Only finals matter.
>>2810404ZAMN Umamusume A is THAT pretty?
Is it time to declare her public enemy number 1?
>>2810413Evolved skills, huh? I'll give you an evolved skill, how about you evolve your skill at the game, huh? GTAB>t. LowTierMejiro
>>2810428Always has been
>>2810295>>2810307>>2810352Attention grabbing image
>>2810413Let them eat DIRT
>>2810428I am going to KILL THIS FUCKING WHORE
>>2810428She needs to be killed
*wins you plat*
Anyone else built their mileslop yet? I got 3 aces now
Rooms doko
>>2810440No, I'm a lateCHAD so I'm waiting for Ruby's card
>>2810440I got a first draft of one of my umas. But I'm waiting on a card and uma release for my other two.
>>2810418Every likeable trainee in the game has sprint F or G.
>>2810440No. I'm waiting for hakuraku to tell me what to do.
I CANNOT STOP JOBBING ROOMS
>>2810441What type?
>>2810452you join rooms?lmao I just play the game and wing itidgaf
>>2810453longslop
>>2810440if i build aces instead of doing fan runs my club will die
>>2810446Works on my machine.
>>2810440waiting for pearl and ruby to come outi could build nishino now but yada
Attention!The Grass Wonder Memorial Kinen will be held today at 6pm EST.One uma entry per anon that must conform to ONE of the following rules>the entry must be any Grass WonderOR>the entry must use a Grass wonder support card in their support deckOR>the entry must have Grass Wonder as a parent or grand parentThe track and conditions will be: Nakayama 1600 M, Right Handed, Good Conditions, Cloudy, Summer, Great mood.15900887>1590088715900887>1590088715900887>15900887
>>2810455Icky
>Lose debut>Lose HopelessKINOOOOOOOOO
Which one?
>>2810460This is a completely dogshit format>the entry must have grass wonder as a grand parentOh so I just make a completely normal uma as usual? I'll bring a xog just to ruin your race and show you how stupid these rules are
>>2810460>forgot it was good condition instead of firmthis is everyone's fault but mine
>>2810467You kinda need the speed
>>2810467Wit
>>2810467Speed, you'll get to 1400 with the end of career speed stats. LH alone gives you like 14
GrASS Wonder....
>>2810460Thanks for the reminder anon, disregard the shitposter. He's been stirring shit here for hours
>>2810467Speed
>>2810467don't have xog so can't tell which one is it, but if OG Oguri then def speed.
>>2810468Dude, chillAlthough I agree it should've been Grass only>>2810460Good luck anons! Although I couldn't make Grass for it, I wish you a good race
>>2810468I am just reminding people since I didn't make it so.
>>2810477>telling an anon it's stupid to run a grass wonder memorial race where you're allowed to bring random metaslop that has nothing to do with grass wonder is stirring shitretard
>>2810482I mean I agree that rule is dumb but...Im not the host so. Im just reminding people
I need to have sex with mejiro ardan or I will die, whats the quickest way to get sent to the basement
>>2810468Consider that >fun races are a gentleman's sport so toreinahs are expected to refrain from rules lawyering the race into sloplivion.
>>2810440I'm losing my mind trying to set up parents, but I'm not doing any actual runs until I have my oshi available to run.
>>2810460>>>/vg/576828225Go the fuck back, tourist.
>>2810066It means I don't bother making parents and I only make 10 or so attempts total for aces and use whatever I get from those.
>>2810489https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2697772/#2698722It was announced a month ago.
>>2810489It's a cross-board race, you'd know that if you weren't a tourist ;)
>>2810487I am no gentleman.
Grass Wonder is my favorite uma.
Ah so the nigger is now trolling fun races? dont worry he’s too much of a coward to actually join lol
>>2810497Literally no one says this.
Oguri is my oshi.
>>2810497It's good taste, but we can't call it great taste
>>2810472>>2810474>>2810478>>2810479ThanksMan, I've been kinda despairing over all my GL umas being worse than NUnity ones, but at last, this Oguri beats one made in NUnity, so I am getting a hang of thisMaybe its because I've been trying to build Rickey, getting those 6 greens is a pain in the ass
I NEED YOUR ATTENTION GUYSI HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
Warning fat Grass
Why do cross-posters fill the need to spam /v/ma too? Why can't they just be content with their own thread?
>>2810507I'm now considering touching Grass.
>>2810505You'll have a much easier time in the mile CM, it feels so much better its crazy. The runs go so smooth
>>2810507Grasa Wonder
>>2810506I'm waiting
>>2810505Its not pain this cm if you looped your parents. It's gonna be pain if you wanna run her next CM since her dirt greens don't work.
Tribalism over a silly horse game is stupid
>>2810487It's not even about meta, bringing an Inari to a Grass memorial race is stupid. Not like Grass is a 3* uma either, literally anybody can build her. At least limit the race to golden generation
>>2810519I don't like viggers but something like this is pretty harmless, >fun races is an adaptation to our culture which is good.
>>2810506???
So anon, what's your favorite newma?
I WILL ruin the Grass race.You WILL learn to not cross-post in this thread.
>>2810524
>>2810524Fusaichi Pandora.
>>2810500i say this
>>2810524I want to make a Miracle wit Rulership
>>2810525Yeah yeah yeah, get to the ardan basement
>>2810524Newma? Ruby.Neo-Newma? It's close between Pizza and Desire, and I'm still waiting to see on Rose Kingdom.
>>2810536What is the ardan basement even made of
>>2810524Yami Cheval
>>2810538You ever seen those German Milking videos?
>>2810426>/v/ma losing their minds over 9 paces rooms lol fronts are DED>this is my Ms VictoriaYou guys overestimate people outside of 4chins
>>2810524Tran-chan
>>281053850% Ardanium 50% Mejirite. Assembled by the greatest ASTER engineers as the perfect torture chamber.
>>2810541People get here get omegaraped by some faggot with 20 plats and then they assume thats the floor instead of the ceiling
>>2810542>2 Furiosos posted in a threadMe and the other Furiosobro itt are THRIVING
>>2810524I don't even know who is considered a newma or what the cutoff is.
There's at least three of us, I just don't want to spam her with her being so far away.
Mandatory reading for all first rates
>>2810556What is this?
>>2810556I don't read smut
>>2810524not sure what counts as newma but keiba onna wonder is a big fav
>>2810557Symboli Rudolf (as in, the horse) porn.
>>2810524My useless wife of course.
>>2810562Im sorry?
>>2810541Some guy posted his 50% winrate Bourbon during sprint CM and I wonder what his build was, because the only fronts I lost to were Bakushins with perfect Turbo Sprints or Unrestrained SuzukasI assume it was just the perfect build like that 95% winrate Taishin
>>2810557The first piece ever of uma smut>>2810564Sorry for what?
>>2810556So is the Umaverse version just how the trainer massages her naked before a race?
>>2810566>95%Um it was actually 90%Imagine i posted smart falcon pointing
>>2810524Neo Universe of course! Who everyone should roll for because she has a skill that can activate sympathy for all umas with the skill. She's like a party wide buffer!Roll for Neo Uni in 2027!
>>2810524I don't know, it was supposed to be rulership but after her casual fit reveal I must look for someone else. Probably Dantsu
>>2810524Orfe
>>2810571The umaverse version is just an incredibly, uncomfortably detailed description of the trainer's sex life with rudolf.
>>2810575If you can't appreciate her Belenciaga fit you don't deserve her anyway
>>2810581It's too ugly compared to her incredible race outfit. Sorry
Let's test just how much this game has keibapilled you.Can you tell me WHO this is?
>>2810584That's spe
>>2810584The horse from Whiterun Stable
>2 more hoursHURRY UPPPPP
>>2810586Grass get off umachan you have training to do
janny if you're reading this kill yourself
How do I use chopsticks? I eat shitloads of rice already (half-SEA) but never learned how to use chopsticks.
>>2810584I've only watched a couple races before, mostly the funny stuff like one of Golshi's races.I'm not even sure where to watch actual races.
>>2810524I like Cesario
I think this CM will be a lot easier than people think.
>>2810584you can really see where Special's weeks come from. Top-heavy fattie.
>>2810612I agree. Just like last CM the amount of shitters is going to be so large that they'll bleed into round 2 and finals.
>>2810584yeeyee ass haircut
>>2810605There's no JP G1s going on, but the guy likely still streams every weekend night on kick. For races in other countries you have to find streams on your typical sports pirate sites I guess
>>2810612>Only CM that might be easy is the one I'm skippingI'm so retarded
>>2810524It might change in the future as I learn more about various newmas, but for now I'd say Hishi Miracle. She seems funny
unbothered. moisturized. in her own race.
>>2810524sometimes i log into xitter, scroll a little bit, like all SiLs i see, and everytime i come back there's more of her
>>2810628Enjoy the plat.
>>2810605>>2810621There's 4 G1s today at Saratoga.One of them is starting in 20 minutes-ish and the rest afterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQBJRvIoYwg
This is our future. If only we could have prevented this.
>>2810639LEL
>>2810638Where luck lives!
Can someone help me find a good borrow to start making Dirt XOgs?
>>2810638MOVIE NIGHT!!!!
Some miles to pass the time bros?258523702585237025852370
>>2810621Youtube only good for race archives then, huh?>>2810638>On Time Girl Impossible.
Fuck can this shit begin?
>>2810650Why not dirt rooms?
>>2810646i've used 806370030575, not the best one, but i've been struggling to get head
>>2810639/ck/! Xogurislop!/ck/! Xogurislop is here!She's the leader of the bunch, you know her wellShe's finally back to bring you HELL!Her xogurislop ult starts at the spurtIf she robs your plat it's gonna hurt, HUHShe's bigger, and sluttier, and fatter tooShe's the first member of the /ck/ crew!
>>2810658I don't have looped or any sort of parents for this so I guess I'm fucked
what do we think of dirters?
>>2810667They do anal
>>2810667Isn't it odd that all dirters like it up the butt?
>>2810667
>>2810667The really like anal
>3 fan runs deep>club rank still on free fall.Fuck man.
>>2810667only good dirter is a dead dirter
>>28106753 milly is a drop in the bucket
>>2810670>>2810671>>2810674what's this meme?
>>2810675The age of HEROES is long over.
>>2810612If you run Xoguri and bring enough stamina and double debuffers, maybe.
>>2810679What meme? It's a simple observation. Can you name one that doesn't?
>>2810679Meme?
Shiibii I really need you to stop doing your best Finemo impression.
>>2810638Starting in 1-3 minutes estimated.
>>2810690>>2810693I guess I'm just not gooner enough to get the joke. Thought it was a little strange that you all replied at the same time saying the same thing, never really made the association before
>>2810689>Xoguri and bring enough staminaXoggers got gaslighted into thinking that 3 speed 2 wit and 550-600ish stamina is actually goodEveryone else got gaslighted into thinking that stamina debuffers are useless because they can't kill the aforementioned xoggers (they can)If some trainers here have understammed Oguris, imagine the average XOguri you'll find in the actual CM. I'm going to enjoy this
>>2810694>finger guns you in her second event
>several UG9 runs in the past few days It's probably too late for this dirtslop CM but I just need slightly better parents to push over into UF territory
>>2810702I feel like this is all well and good for round 1, maybe even part of round 2, but finals will most definitely be Xoguris that aren't understammed, or at least have enough not to die to debuffers. In that case I'd say dominators are the better option for finals. I don't doubt that there will be tons of stamlets running around though before then
>>2810556Is there an English translation anywhere?
>>2810704Yup! this one's going in my cute Mister folder
Quick I need a deck for Dominator bots for the dirt CM
>>2810708I think I'll make a spreadsheet with the stamina and recovery skills of every XOguri I see, and once I make it to the finals I'll make a decision based on the data I gathered.When it comes to the finals, there will surely be a good bunch of players thinking "My ace dies to stamina debuffers... but who would bring that instead of dominators?"
neigha just woke up from a flatliner coma
>>2810557Rudolf's Jockey's book on their time riding Rudolf, it has an infamous passage where Okabe describes Rudolf in an intimate and adoring way, and suggests Rudolf could understand English, interestingly that last part in referenced in cingrey
>>2810712Find summer golshi borrowGold city for Keen Eye (so 564 can trigger it)Rudolf RMarvy Wit Seiun wit/Yaeno (both guarantee hesitant late)Tachyon WitLight Hello if you're doing it in GL, you can flex in Rice Stamina here or Aoi if you really want hesitant ends
>>2810638ETA for Magnitude?
>>2810638#7 Explora wins by several lengths and no one catching upPosting next race info early because I'm going to grab something to eat.
>>2810712Run unity, use a golshi summer borrowShichi and Tahcyon speedMarvy, Seiun and C.B.wit (you want CB for Intense Gaze, make your debuffers end closers)Free slot (good ctatstick like finemo or go for more options like Aoi pal or R Rudolf)Don't take Yaeno power anymore, Seiun wit powercreeped it
>>2810728Why Unity?
>>2810694 (Me)>less than 400 wit in senior late July>good mood>drops to normal just as summer startsI'm not wasting my time with this trash, glue it is.Now that I've actually played the new mode a bunch I'm starting to dislike it. Unlike MANT and even nunity it doesn't feel like you have control over anything, you just pray for good rainbows, a good token spread, and not getting fucked by the shop.Only having 3 options at once and not being able to see future choices makes the shop so much worse than MANT it's ridiculous.
Attention!The Grass Wonder Memorial Kinen will be held today at 6pm EST.One uma entry per anon that must conform to ONE of the following rules>the entry must be any Grass WonderOR>the entry must use a Grass wonder support card in their support deckOR>the entry must have Grass Wonder as a parent or grand parentThe track and conditions will be: Nakayama 1600 M, Right Handed, Good Conditions, Sunny, Summer, Great mood.You have about an hour.15900887>1590088715900887>1590088715900887>15900887
Race 10 Fourstardave Stakes g1 starting in estimated 30 minutes-ish. Pick your winner>>2810723The Race with SOVEREIGNTY, Magnitude, White Abarrio, and Antiquarian is estimated to start in 1 hour and 50 minutes.Anyways off I go to buy food.
>>2810733More hints from popping balls and your events have better chances to actually finish
>>2810728>Don't take Yaeno power anymore, Seiun wit powercreeped itI did 600 rolls and only got 1, I can imagine not everyone has one. Muteki can still work or even something like Satano Diamond>>2810739Counterpoint: Hints are obscured by the unity training arrows, you can't even see who is offering hints most of the time.>events have better chances to actually finishSince fucking when? Nunity was horrible in that regard. GL at least gives you the placebo of support chain events finishing.Really though either Unity or GL is fine. You're just trying to get max wit but I'd also aim for decent stamina too. And make sure you bring up to Dirt D or C.
>>2810737>exactly when the CM startsNot like I had a grass but that's an odd choice for timing
>>2810738>sovereignTHIRD
>>2810743I picked the time over a month ago and everyone should be done anyway.
>>2810737>fullwhy even bother posting it
>>2810746His rival Journalism had to retire, he has no motivation to run anymore
>>2810741Popping balls gives hints from the support pool bro, ancient unity wisdom. with some pruning you should be able to get most stuff
>>2810749Because he's a crossposting /vg/nigger who needs attention from daddy /v/ma
>>2810749we are? give me sec to make anothe room
>>2810754seething!
>>2810741>Hints are obscured by the unity training arrows,Check manually, its annoying but its still more chances to get hesistant fronts/pace>GL at least gives you the placebo of support chain events finishing.If thats all it is then unity is still better overall, but don't worry, shichi will ghost you regardlessAlso Unity is a little shorter and you dont have to juggle song points, plus if you are low on the stam you can always bust some nuts on stam training, thats another advantage for unity
that chariot race was kinda a banger
she's so cute...
If you had to run one of these for CM, which one would you choose?Not shown for left: Ult, Pump, MPB, Standard â—¯Not shown for right: Ult, Pump, MPB, Maestro>Anon, they're both awfulTrust me, I know. But I'm not spending any more time on this CM so it'll have to be one of these.
>>2810769leftthat one has the speed to at least win some races and the guts to outduel most other umas on the long final straight
>>2810755Lol not necesarry but thank you! Hope the race is enjoyable for all.
>>2810749>>28107372nd room is up96891607>9689160796891607>9689160796891607>96891607
>>2810765And her other dream is to become a mother of 5, which I’ll also help make a reality.
>>2810759>Check manuallyHow? I've been asking if there's a way to do this since Unity but nobody can ever tell me how to see what's behind the blue arrow
>>2810784As long as you remember this one simple rule:
Saratoga on FOX right now. check your favorite pirate stream or even actual tv if you have that.Grade 1 Fourstardave 1 Mile Turf 3yo and up in 7 min
>>2810759Also fair enough, those are some good points. I think for a debuffer Nunity is perfectly fine and probably saves time and brain power too. I've done both personally and I was just surprised by how actually decent my one was statwise when I made it in GL. You can also get a lot of hints from techniques and stuff too but it's luck dependent. I don't think those songs actually finish support chains, or it sure doesnt feel like it. So far my Gold City has been kind to me though. Never thought I'd be glad to have this card MLB'd but it frees up my borrow slot
Ramonu might be goated...
>>2810790>Mood became Great!
What should I doordash while I await the beginning of the CM>Indian>Thai>Mexican>Chinese>Black (soul food)>Pizza and Wings>Fast food slopHelp
>>2810790Unsure of who drew this, artstyle makes me think of 2 drawfags
>>2810801carrots
>>2810801>doordash
>>2810801Get a roti if you have any roti spots nearby
>>2810801Italian if avaliable.
>>2810801CHinese Sloppa
>>2810801Get a kebab dude
>>2810806roti?
Its the afternoon Americunts, you know what that means!Time for another CUPPA
>>2810801go for a Thai, either pad thai or a green curry, sounds slightly healthier
>>2810801You should eat a delicious croque-monsieur
what the FUCK was his problem?
>>2810792fmhy dot net slash video hashtag live-tv-sportshas several sites to look through for FOX
Grandparent material or keep going?
>>2810817you'd do the same if you saw her irl
>>2810814I was literally about to refill my big ol mugand yes coffee IS good for you
holy shit someone just used a rain doll at Saratoga
>>2810814
>>2810801Get yourself a carne asada.
>>2810801>Black (soul food)I'm guessing it's an American thing so let me guess. Fried chicken and heavily spiced rice and veggies?
>>2810813roti deez nuts lmao
>>2810817>suspicious person
>>2810769Anyone else? >>2810778 makes a good point but it can't hurt to ask for more opinions.
>>2810829nigger
I wish there was a way to judge optimal stats for a front debuffer to die at an optimal time
>>2810833Left, you always want umastan on your backliner, always always always
>>2810828It's mostly southern food yeah. Your fried chicken, collard greens, mac and cheese, cornbread, candied yams, black-eyed peas, fried catfish, smothered pork chops, oxtail, seafood boil. That kinda shit, it's honestly really good if the place isn't gross.
>>2810769>actual ace or a stamlet that might randomly die on itself but has two shitty accelsidk man idk
>>2810837you can probably fuck around in the umalator until you get it close
>>2810837minimal guts then check for spurt rate on umalator
>>2810833I agree with that anon, I'd choose left.
>>2810837If you just understam and it's a powerlet with no mid-race skills it it will die as soon as late race starts, which is the optimal time
/v/ma-chan finally turns green
>>2810831RRRRRRGH! OLD HAGS, EROT-wait a minute, I'm in der/v/!
>>2810833Left is very solid.
>>2810847The question is how much do you understam?
>>2810848We've always been green
>>2810840Used to have a real good joint like that around here but they expanded to multiple locations, overextended and had to shut them all down. Should have just stuck to the one. But yeah if you're a eurofag and you ever come to the south, try and get some southern food. It is greasy, fried, and spicy but it's damn good. It's hard to explain it, but you can understand why everyone is so fat in the south in particular
>>2810814>>2810823Coffe could be good for you but honestly your habits with it don't sound healthy in the slightest
>>2810848she can be placed now?
>>2810852just don't lean into stamina at all. You don't need any if it's a front debuffer because you WANT it to die, and it will if you keep that stamina under 600 or whatever. Don't buy any heals obviously. If it's a powerlet, it will also die immediately, so just train wit mostly. Dont need speed either, but make sure you're Dirt C or so
>>2810854I know nothing about this type of food so like what makes it any different from normal "southern" food
>>2810738>>2810792Deterministic is the winner,guess you could say it was... predetermined
>>2810840>>2810854Sounds delicious actually, I have it hard to travel to the States or anywhere really. Not good for my weight right now so it's probably for the best that I can't go yet
>>2810839>>2810846>>2810850>>2810842Thank you lads.
>>2810856Pfff, okay loser... guess you're not cool enough to hang with us...
>>2810860just cozy up with some black girl until her family invites you to THE bbq, then you'll understand whiteboi
>>2810860Soul food is part of southern food but not all southern food is soul food, southern is more the broader umbrella. Stuff like shrimp and grits, biscuits and gravy, chicken-fried steak and southern BBQ are not soul food, but there's definitely overlap
>>2810867There's none in my country
>>2810738>forgot the jews take the big races off the stream and requires a subscription to watch>i cancelled by sub because diveball was so crapSorry no pics.Sorry no pictures.
>>2810871Definitely depends on the region too. Texas southern food, different from Louisiana southern food and so on
>>2810871>biscuits and gravyThis is a southern thing only? Biscuits and gravy are so fuckin good. Northerners are missing out.
>>2810877who gives a damn with them yankees eat? they probably eat bugs and soi gravy
I got featured on Hakuraku. Is that supposed to be impressive?
G1 Saratoga DAHBY1 3/16 miles Turf for 3yo
>>2810882What do you mean featured?
>>2810871>chicken-fried steakNigga what the fuck is that
>>2810882You're a first-rate specimen
>>2810882You should be proud you're raping some bums
>>2810885it's like a carrot-hamburger steak, but chicken fried
>>2810885You take steak and fry it with chicken, preferablly putting white gravy over it.
>>2810883mccready for me
Will i be executed if i go to bed now instead of waiting for the gates to open for the blubber harvest?
>>2810885it's a patty of beef breaded, deep fried, and slathered in white gravy
>>2810891Its easy pickings, rest for now sailor
>>2810883All in the West End Kid
>>2810884I got listed as the top performer for that respective uma+strategy.
fuck, my body has just given up on building dirtslop aces after shitting out a good xogno sovlful ace for the finals
>>2810891Yarr, a foul beast lurks in these waters. The pequod be operating on a skeleton crew tonight, only the most foolhardy arr boardin
>>2810853for an amazing reason
>fried steakSavages
>>2810883Remember Mamba
>>2810883
>>2810900It's not like deep frying a fuckin ribeye.I don't even know it's technically steak.
>>2810897>xogger has been locked and loaded for more than a week>have not made even a passable Brian because dirt sparks arent fucking real
>>2810849if der/v/ is the loli club, then who is the hag-pilled club?
>>2810900Imagining the texture is fucking gross
>>2810907starASTERstar
>>2810907/v/mapyoi
>>2810907you might not believe this, but it's also der/v/
>>2810907/v/mapyoi isnce their danchode is a donnafag
>>2810738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNuezVRFG7MWHY DIDNT YOU FUCKERS TELL ME IT WAS HEAVY TODAY?
>>2810906I'm actually surprised how few dirt sparks I'm getting.I've affinity maxed the SHIT out of my parents and grandparents as well as my borrow being affinitymaxed out the fucking wazoo. I have never had affinity this high before. I'm running dirt sparks in 5/6 slots. So far they just aren't coming, I had better luck mutating during sprint with far worse parents, fuck me
>>2810900>>2810908Have you never had cube steak? Country Fried Steak and gravy is a staple
>>2810882>Is that supposed to be impressive?Depends, My umas have appeared a couple of times before but it was because I was testing full debuffers or just spam raced my niche uma in lobbies.
Fuck you guys for making me hungry.But also thank you, I should probably eat something
>>2810918Theres something wrong with them, turf sparks have never been as rare, and ive hit multiple runs where the 5 med sparks im also running trigger but not a peep from the 11 dirt sparks
>I share a thread with a bunch of city-slickers that've never had country fried steak and gravyWEEEEEEELL
None of you neighas would survive in Atlanta, Georgia, I had a hennessy infused red velvet lemon pepper chicken wing combo with fried oreos and that shit was good as fuck
>>2810907Oy Neigh because they are the Front club so, Maru, Suzuka, etc. they are all hags.
what's the gyaru club?
>>2810926I just got a subway BMT, trying to avoid major dishes these days.
>>2810931you can just get that stuff at a restaurant
>>2810932NIGGER WHAT
>talking about food right before the CM startskino foreshadowingthe ashen beast's third reign is inevitable
>>2810813Its like curry naan but for black people
>>2810900It's ground beef, not an actual steak, you fucking retard
>>2810932guts training lvl 6
>>2810907It's also der/v/. Most fags in there like huge titties
>>2810932Top 1 most disgusting things I've read on this website
>>2810937Then why don't they? Are they stupid?
>>2810932>anon isn't going to meet up in little tokyoDESU Chinatown has much better food and isn't far either.
>>2810932>amerimutt "food"
>>2810932This dude is eating the equivalent of the MANT slop juice
>>2810932I've lived in the south my whole life but fried oreos and stuff like that is a bridge too far for me.
>>2810932This is one of the blackest sentences I've ever read on this site, and that's saying something.
>>2810932Taiki is that you?
>>2810932Guess the skin color
All this talk about southern food just made me so fucking hungry, it all sounds delicious and I can't have any because I keep getting fatter so I am eating less. I had just 2 sausages and a peach for dinner I feel miserable, I wish getting fat wasn't a thing
>>2810932Neigha I was raised on yearly trips to the Texas State Fair.
>>2810932>Google it>Its real food
I eat the same chicken parm and pasta every day I cannot undertsand how you guys can even consider that food
stop making Reyna look bad
My sides are in orbit
>/v/ma - Food
I tried fried oreos once and immediately regretted it more than any struggle meal I made at home
>>2810932There's no way fried oreos are a thing
>>2810973What sides? Coleslaw? Biscuits?
>>2810977That's not even that bad compared to stuff like fried butter. Fried ice cream also exists which baffles me.
>>2810977It' usually a state fare kind of thing
>>2810977Brother do not go down the rabbit hole, I'm telling you right now. People will fry things you would never think about even cooking in the first place.
>>2810977everything can be deep fried if you're american enough
>>2810977Wait until you hear about deep fried coke.
>>2810977Anon, I...
>>2810977You can deep fry anything.
>>2810960What's under the kiwi, is that merigues? banana slices? marshmallows?
>>2810977Yuh, I get that shit with the cookies and cream chicken and waffles.
>>2810977https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leche_frita
>>2810814Coffee is good for you (except I drink a lot of coffee and so when I sent my kidney stone to my doctor for analysis he said it was uric acid which is from having too much caffeine)
>>2810932This is a whites only general
>>2810982fried ice cream is great, it was the standard "mexican resturant" dessert when I was a kid (up north in yankee states)
>>2810994>cookies and cream chicken and waffles.What are you, five?
I haven't had much time for this CM aside from failing to make a decent Late Rickey because my cards suck and my furniture is unaligned, which of this Xoggies has a better chance of fumbling her way to group A?
Thank you for appreciating my culture.
>anons missed all the "Asians and Europeans eat American food" videos all this summer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=255opcyTZx8
YEP, proud to be an American
>>2811000I'm not saying it's bad necessarily, I just don't understand how that's possible.
How isn't America a 99% obesity country Jesus Christ your arteries must be full of butter
>>2810994What the fuck man
>>2811005>all of them are bongs and japsYeah no shit its better
>>2811005This isn't American, this is TexanYou flyover cityslickers don't get to claim our culture as your own
>>2811002I like how xog 1 looks
>>2810962Having the opposite problem myself. I forget to eat and am lazy so keep losing weight after building a decent amount of bulk. Wish we could exchange metabolisms
>>2811021GOD I WISH, GIVE IT TO ME YOU SKELLY ASSS
>>2811014Easy, we don't actually eat like that all the time. American cuisine also varies across the entire continent
>>2811021Hello, fellow skeletonAny light breeze given you troubles lately?
>>2811001>he wouldn't eat this
>>2810932https://youtu.be/VAMKtoEcNbI
I heard people had a good time down in Mexico too but basically its was loads of cheap alcohol and food.I didn't hear anyone say that had a good time at the Canadian cities.
>>2811010you chill the ice cream super low, then cover it in crushed cornflakes and fry it.
>>2811030I aim vomit
Honestly I think I'd enjoy hanging out with Americans a lot, but I already have problems with my weight so I'll stay in my shithole.
>>2811030I think we need to nuke Atlanta off the face of the US
>>2811014Ozempic.
>>2811014It may as well be 99%. The women in this country horrify me. They make Oguri and Special Week look like skeletons.
>>2810992Vanilla soft serve ice cream
>>2811033canada is spiritually black, they give up on anything at the slightest inconvenience and if you asked an average canadian about his preferred way of killing himself he wouldn't even hesitate
>>2811029Dude it's getting fucking bad. >go to the doctor a few years ago>you weigh this much>"No, no this must be a mistake">start gorging myself and working out to put on bulk, gain about 20+ pounds>over the past few years am now 10 pounds lower than where I was a few years ago because bulking up is fucking exhaustingDon't really like grocery shopping but I need to just start bulking up again, it's just exhausting. I knew a guy like this and he had to drop out of the army because the rations they gave him werent enough. He said it wasn't until he was 40 until his metabolism actually slowed down
>>2811030Taiki eats this every night
>>2811040I'M AFRAID OF AMERICANS
>There are non-american uncs here that have never seen a crazy shake https://files.catbox.moe/ulocoq.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/tdgv0r.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/p90pjl.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/rrb4ko.png
Clubs claim your food.
>>2811040You mean I can't find a sweet Taiki-looking gal to escapade with to a small European village?
ITS ALMOST TIME FOR THE WORST CM OF ALL TIME
>>2811053I'm in /v/ma and I'll just take two Quadruple bypasses, I'm on a diet.
>>2811052CHARLIE KIRK?!
>>2811052zamn, they're serving diabetes now?
>>2811045I envy you so much
>>2811053I'm devastated that this place closed down
>>2811045try working out, tiredness is actually the best food driver out there afaik, stabilized my bmi and 4x diet (even though i was mostly chasing muscle)
>>2811053I'll take the flatliner fries!
>>2811019Stamina to spare is good as a cope instead of corner recovery? Kita didn't give me hints and CB panned up to the sky instead of giving me the skill. I do like the groundwork, last sprint CM really sold me on it for paces and I'm planning to bake it onto my parents for the Mile CM
>>2811053>this closed down earlier this year>>2811045Did you kill some Gypsie backing out of a parking spot?
>>2811052>Last link brokehttps://files.catbox.moe/ivquyj.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/mg1a3x.png
>>2811053Close enough
>>2811045Yeah, i've been trying for years to try to somewhat bulk up and look normal, tried supplements and drinks, strated working out and shit and I could never get my arms to not look like toothpicksI accepted it in the end, I know a lot of people look at you and go "wow you can eat whaever and not care, I wish I was like that!" but I don't see it that wayIm really tall too, im 6'3 so I look like a fucking slenderman reject,
IT"'S TIME NEIGHGAS
GL on the CMs
IF YOU ARE NOT BOARDING YOU DID NOT BEAT THE GAME
>>2811074Time to wait for jobber hours.
is there anyone not obese or anorexic here
>>2811062The problem is working out burns my calories way too fucking fast so I need to eat like 4K a day and it just fucking sucks. I can't do any cardio because I just start losing way too much weight. I did strength training, I've fallen off though. I'm at least a more muscular skinny rather than being skinny-fat like I used to be, but I'm still fucking skinny. I'm gonna start strength training but it also means I need to probably triple my calories of what i'm currently eating. Muscle actively burns calories in the background, you have to eat more to compensate. Yes it might make you want to eat more, but it's a pain and expensive. I've always been a bottomless pit but to actually gain weight it's fucking hard man, feels like it takes a toll on my body so I'm just kinda okay with being skinny despite my plans to bulk up again. Anyways umamusume
>>2811061>>2811068NO WAY THEY CLOSED THE GRILL???? COME ON I WANTED TO VISIT THE US AND MAKE A STOP ON IT THIS SUCKS
>>2811065Its decent cope, I think she has the highest ceiling. Most consitent is prob 2
>First match>Oh god this guy has S ranks? He's so boned>he beats the other guy with a bunch of UGsExcuse me?
ITS SHITTER HOURS GET IN
>>2810883Glacius wins for the brits, so we need to call it a DARBY now.
ITS ALL EASY PICKINGS
>>2811079Dude you have a blessing at live, I'd kill you for it. Food is amazing
How bad is it? I don't wanna queue yet.
>>2811080Yeah they got priced out of Vegas. It seems like the guy wants to reopen somewhere else eventually but as of right now there's nothing.
>my el defaulted to Pace even though I ran her late all her careerWhy the fuck does the game do this?
Is it ethical to doxx people from here running Oguri double debuffer
The big one is in a little less than half an hour.G1 Whitney Stakes1 1/8 mile Dirt 3yo and up
>>2811095Fucking hell this world sucks
>>2811101All in on magnitude
I think this is the first time I'm scared to be in Group A.
>>2811100Yes but only if you dox yourself too
>>2811101Is Sovereignty just washed?
>it's THAT easyImagine unironically falling for the stam debuffer meme
Im not looking forward to this cm
>>2811100Only if you do it with wuv
I made group A pretty easy but I feel uncomfortable as hell
oguri cap smiling trying not to laugh
>>2811118Oh its bad isn't it?
>>2811112>gloating on day one>pretending like stam debuffers are badSomebody with a full stam debuffer team will post the exact same results, day 1 is always shittersville
>>2810737We had a whole field of Grass Wonders. It feels rather embarrassing to win my own race but here are our winners. I will host another for fun race next month. Details to follow later when I get home.Thanks to everyone who participated.
>>2811118Its a goddamn massacre
Jesus christ
>>2811126S O U L
>>2811126holy zased
>>2811126I fucking kneel
>>2811126Ikou ikouuu
>>2811123Aye congrats on the win anon! That was a fun time. I got PDMed and brocked to death but thanks for hosting
>>2811101White Abarrio i bellieb he wont dive againSOVEREIGNTY is a joke at this point.
How much stamina does XOg need to not worry about deboofs?
>>2811110I think he never fully recovered from whatever illness kept him out of the breeder's cup
>>2811139Like 700 and a gold
I'll take it
Bros, wtf are these bots?
>>2811139650 tanks a murmur
>>2811139I'd say 700-ish with Gourmand should be ok
I think people didn't like this CM
>>2811145Cygames is putting in fake trainers to hide the playercount
>>2811145MY HEROES
>>2811145Deadass feels like bots
>>2811139700 and Gourmand means I live through a full set of debuff niggers hitting everything. If there's two sets, you're never living it
>>2811145They're auto run umas, yes lol. Independent Learner is the only title those have
>>2811145>>2811149i hope the game stays like this every cm now
>independent learnerRumao
>>2811150I believe it if its true and they do a last minute change I'll come back
>got a matchup against a club leader here also a giga xog with double doms>podium sweep both of themsorry about that
>>2811145It's a sign of a dying game. EoS is imminent.
Well damn, she actually won.
>>2811158Good, all xogsloppers deserve death
>>2810883https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF9e_lKiUVo here's the race for this one.
Room bully, was GlueFactry a /v/ club?
>>2811164Uhhh nope. Not one of us.
>>2811158Was that me? My End Hog missed all her speed skills.
I am seeing so many bots i think people did not like this CM
i've never seen so many glup shittos in my life
>>2811170I wish I got fucking bots, I've been fucking runing into min maxed XOgs the entire time
>15-0 so farYeah.....
>>2811167The xog in my room was a pace so no.
My shitty jobbers got to group A but im not confident at all
>>2811164>was GlueFactry a /v/ club?bwo...
>Got burnt out at the same time as the easiest CM of all timeG-guys can I still make an Ace if I've never played GL before...?
wahoo
>>2811180hmm... nyo
Like I told you guys a million times before, if you were even decently prepared you would wipe the floor with 95% of global. They are brokenbroken and not prepared for pseudo-longslop xogslop debuffslop dirtslop
These lobbies cant be real
captain D's has enough resturants in that area to run commercials? where i come from there's like 2 captain ds in the entire metro area(captain d's is like a higher quality long john silvers)
>>2811180I'm going to pay attention to if people got this lazy or not. I can shit out better umas than those with SRs in Unity.
>>2811180Yuh, 1 xog is an autowin lol
>>2811180This CM is aids. Next CM is lateslop but at least everything else can work.
>>2811187No you say the same shit every CM and this time it stuck to the wall.
>>2811101I can't seem to find a stream for this one boss
>winrate tanked because I got tossed into a nightmare realm on one of my attemptsdang it
Did Sovereign race already? Anyone have a stream?
I made it to group A but I dont feel anything.
Can this stupid fucking cunt Gold City just finish her event chain so I can do my fucking CM runs?
This CM is so shit im glad its over
LOL i dont even have 3 different umas for this race i have to put in a B+ taiki as my 3rd
>>2811203fmhy look for live tv - FOX network
This really is the worst CM of all time.
Jesus theres so many lobbies with Bourbon-made umas, are there still that many casuals playing this game?
https://youtu.be/IMWFnYnQVRw?si=B-RomPa4OcY1A665Ngl rooms are dangerous. God help you if you don't have a xog
>>2811201Neigher, was the previous sprint CM not the easiest fucking CM on the planet? And now this is the next easiest one. I don't say this every CM. I've only been saying it the past two CMs and I was right both fucking times. Then everyone played stupid and said>WTF GLOBAL SUCKS LMAO!But yes, it is true that people live in a fucking bubble with these practice rooms and public rooms. Most shitters don't join those, and most of global is shitters. So yes, it's only day one, day one is always easy, but this is one of the hardest CMs to train for and it seemed pretty apparent that your average trainer waas not gonna be ready for it, especially with how fucking random GL is. People here learn fast. The rest of global does not learn that fast. Maybe next CM they'll be a little better, but the sweaties always make up a small portion and honestly it feels like the people that actually care to be sweaty are shrinking. Now with auto career you have people just sending independently trained umas into the mix lmao, it's even worse than I thought it would be.
Some independent learners might luckshit their way to group A lmao
>>2811213thx balls
>>2811218Like every game is 80% casual players anon
WHERE ARE MY AUTO TRAINED LOBBIES? WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE FACING PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY TRIED?!
>Group B will be full of independent learnersThis CM may actually be extremely funny
Running Med A, but sub Dirt A Ayabe / Taishin with never got Keen Eye on Borrows front Dom Grass. Saw tons of bad Smart Falcons in rooms which I think are tanking the Oguris since in pubs I only saw good fronts. >>2811180Honestly just run either Oguri, you can easily hit A group though you might just want to retire into B to be safe. The competition is so bad that I think enough auto trainers will match against each other to get into group B. Honestly I think a decent Unity run gets into group A.
Not looking good...
straight up bots out there
>>2811196>>2811198>>2811200Yeah, I'd just need to make 1 XOg, but I have 0 experience with this scenario
Okay I beat a bunch of retards that was easy, can we do mile rooms now?
>Group A on the first attemptI don't know how to feel about this. Sure round 1 is always easy, but I'm really not looking forward to go against double xogger every race in round 2.
>>2811227Respectfully, you might be the worst trainer of all time if you only got a 20% winrate on Xog against these bots
>>2811167>End Hog missed her speed skillsWait I just looked at the screenshot again, it was a late OG Hog. I sincerely hope that's right.
>>2811227fuck you
Lmao get fucked
We might just be gearing up to witness the worst round 2 spike we will ever see
Hey. HEY. Hey (you). Discuss how today went because this CM is going much more different than others.>Did you encounter xogs? With debuffers? Did you lose to them?>Did you encounter bots? Lots? Little?>Did you encounter many Ug+ umas? Little to none?>Write anything else you want
>>2811226Based but I must question your sanity.
Thank you clanker-made umas for granting me an early podium
oguri game
>>2811236Which club?
>>2811240game is dead, EOS soon
>>2811235>UG9>worst trainerYou people are insane lol
>>2811227Pick yourself up king
Killing stamlet xoggers feels so good bros.
>>2811240>Did you encounter xogs? With debuffers? Did you lose to them?Yes, usually they raped>Did you encounter bots? Lots? Little?Yes, a bit dissapointing how many clanker made umas there were>Did you encounter many Ug+ umas? Little to none?Healthy amount, most were shit>Write anything else you wantThis CM is bizzare
>>2811244Don't wanna say which club specifically since that'll doxx an anon but it's one of the top clubs around here.
>>2811240>Did you encounter xogs? With debuffers? Did you lose to them?A few but mine were way better so I won except in one race where I lost the witcheck>Did you encounter bots? Lots? Little?Around 30% of my lobbies were full bots>Did you encounter many Ug+ umas? Little to none?Few and far between, but its round 1>Write anything else you wantThis is absolutely the ugliest CM in terms of disparity between good players and bad ones, shit makes me feel like I live in an ivory tower in africa
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY DIRT SPARKS
>Uma I put in for love has double the winrate of my XHogYou love to see it
So, mile rooms?
>>2811264Yuh
>>2811239I already regret qualifying.
>xoguri 1st 5 races in a row>tachyon 8th 5 races in a row>grass 9th 5 races in a rowTeamwork makes the dream work
>>2811245It sucks because Cygames could have avoided this in many ways but they had to be retards. Global could've been even bigger than what it currently is
>>2811267Surely I can eke out a single win in 40 runs right?
Oh nonono Rickeybros
>>2811276HOLY LUCKMOGGED
>>2811240>Did you encounter xogs? With debuffers? Did you lose to them?Yes, yes, yes>Did you encounter bots? Lots? Little?No no none>Did you encounter many Ug+ umas? Little to none?50/50 Ugs to S-SS teams>Write anything else you wantMaybe the hardest day one in a CM so far.
>>2811276Not looking good for Copeano Bricky!
/firstrate/bros how we feeling.
Top 3 in the Grass cup were 2 /uma/ players and a rando. Humiliated again
I have no idea what's going on, Taishin doesn't even have Dirt A.
UG isn't an achievement anymore come back when you're in the hell dimension of UF Xoguris with double debuffers
>>2811283fat
Bamboo did something! I didn't think I'd have to retire to avoid Group A this time since I expected to get completely slaughtered by debuffers and Xoguris/FENG SHUI
>>2811276Ludokino!
>>2811284>all late surgerYeah duh
>>2811240>Did you encounter xogs?Yes >With debuffers?Yes >Did you lose to them?Frequently.>>Did you encounter bots?Yes, about half of my rooms had them.>>Did you encounter many Ug+ umas? Little to none?All of my non-auto opponents had a UG+.>anything elseBleak CM experience. Had a few rounds of super easy wins and then a streak of meta lineups that pummeled my winrate and carats for that round. Not looking forward to round 2 where most of the fodder won't make it through lucky qualifiying streaks.
>>2811286Maybe UF wont be as common as you think even in Round 2 is the thing. If this many shitters qualified to round 2...yeah.
>>2811284at least you weren't LATE PROMOTED
>>2811283I just dont feel this one, its not even low morale it just sucks so much. I wanna run miles
>do first 5 races >all but one of them are fill with x-mas butt picker (including myself)YUP, I'm gonna skipGOD this CM. I'm not watching three butt pickers race each other.
>tfw BourbonGPT outperforms your ace
>>2811307LMAO
This is probably the least hyped I've seen /v/ma for a cm
>>2811240>Did you encounter xogs? With debuffers? Did you lose to them?Yeah, in nearly every fucking room. Some with debuffers, some without. They accounted for the vast majority of my losses, especially the ones with debuffers>Did you encounter bots? Lots? Little?Dunno. I didn't really pay much attention to my opponents' teams, aside from checking whether the Xoggers I won/lost against had medium S (a surprising amount of them didn't)>Did you encounter many Ug+ umas? Little to none?Plenty, but fewer than I would've expected>Write anything else you wantI'd like to shout out this random Teio trainer I saw that managed to make a mutant with double S aptitudes. I was genuinely disappointed to see that he only placed 5th
>>2811276
>>2811310I am more hyped for the mile rooms than dirtslop. I have a good winrate but whatever, it doesn't feel good to rape a bunch of bots, beat soulful teams or just go into a mirror match
That team DOES look pretty aids
>>2811307
>>2811276LUCKY
How many xogs have (You) seen in 20 rooms
You guys seem to be having fun, I'll just go sit in the corner
2-3 1-4 3-2 3-2>>2811240Pretty much always lost to XOguri with debuffers (or even bad Rickeys with debuffers)There was one race where all the non-XOguris were auto but not that manyEverything that looked competitive was UG+, saw a UF XOguri tooIt is really funny to see Cafe and Biwa win
>>2811320I'm still using up the last of my borrows trying to mutate a third ace
>>2811319at least 20
>3 MORE DAYS OF THIS
>>2811240I met shortstack + steampunk taishin combos ends with 60 plus percent winrates but because i run END rudolf (ruins their position keeps) plus a front Rickey they lost horribly.Also nice to see sexo machine being competitive.
>>2811284neigha i have made the mistake of joining a 4chan guild/club/whatever before i am not doing it again
>>2811319Only did my first five rooms. I counted 14 plus one regular oguri.
This is my highest winrate in a cm.
>>2811101SOVEREIGNTY is BACK as Magnitude gets hit with a big stam debuff to not even placeguess he's not so washed after all
>>2811332Aye congrats. Same here, though i don't really feel anything. It was just stam checking a bunch of gay faggots.
>>2811335OH SHIT FOR REAL?
This CM experience peaked here and it all went downhill from this point.
>>2811335>>2811101https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHYyr3yg7-gThey posted the race already
>>2811240>Did you encounter xogs? With debuffers? Did you lose to them?At least one other Xog in the lobby, but I had a good number of matches against Xog+other Ace+debuffer>Did you encounter bots? Lots? Little?A lot, I'd say 3/4 of the rooms had teams made with autorun>Did you encounter many Ug+ umas? Little to none?Every handmade team had UGs except for Rickeys, a lot of them were ss/ss+>Write anything else you wantThis is the worst winrate I had since the last 4-ish CMs, I didn't try super hard but I spent 5 borrows each day, still made very mediocre umas. I am at least happy that Late Rickey is somehow working even with my crappy cards. Shoutout to a gigachad that beat my with a fucking queen Ardan overstammed into space, he had her title on and everything
>>2811335HE'LL REDEEM HIMSELF AND JOURNALISM NEXT BREEDERS CUP, TTUST
>>2811335the teddy bear...
>>2811335>Sovereignty beats magnitude >Magnitude beat forever youngUHHHHHHHHH BROS???????
>>2811335YANKOBROS?????
Yep yep
>>2811322>Cafe
>>2811340holy shit that late surge by Sovreignty
>>2811335DELETE THIS
>>2811335>>2811340SOVLvereignty...
>>2811335REENACTMENT NOW
>>2811335BRING ME YANKO
Somehow most of the umas in this lobby were staminalets that could have been killed fairly easily if I was degenerate enough to bring debuffers (there wasn't a single one here)
>5-0>4-1>5-0>5-0So this is the power of dirt
>first race of the day>won despite being in 9th place when late race startedwew
>open game>hit auto>15 races>leave with 30 carotsNice. Even more amusing is I had my clankers get 2nd way too many times.
>>2811307>First race was a podium>some fucker with an S uma gets 4th>what the fuck happened>apparently, thisDo I laugh at him or not?
>>2811373Just how many are using clankers?
>>2811378Yeppers mogs
>>2811378What a joke of a CM
Brian love
>>2811240Not a bad day 1 showing. I think the stat breakdown answers most of those questions better then me doing it by hand. My only losses were to Xogs with debuff support, though I did lose the Angling fight to a scary Rickey with double doms who my Xog barely won by a neck over. That was the only time my Fronts didn't win the knife fight despite not running Bourbon Wit for TTL, though, so I feel good about that decision. Not surprised to see the average room comp included just under a full set of debuffers.If I really wanted to win, I'm pretty sure I'd swap my fronts out for a pair of Doms, but that's not as much fun. I was surprised to see my Rickey and Falco each steal a win from my XOg, but there was a whole lot of podium'ing if the other XOgs sucked. Day 2 is gonna be interesting
>>2811385I wish I was this good of an oshigamer, I have failed my wife hard
>>2811378BurbonGPT generate me a Falco and a Yeppers that can beat Oguri Cap
>>2811380Auto saved the gamebut it also means many are trapped in a loop, some didn't even learn grand live, many are content with just looping forever it seems
>>2811385She worked hard for you, be sure to reward her with a lap pillow.
>>2811330I only ended up joining a /vg/ club because I got kicked out of a rando club for nothing on the 12th or 13th of the month and was desperate for a club.Other 4chan clubs can get a bit weird but the uma clubs feel pretty normal to me
What went wrong.
>>2811395flat track
>>2811393I will if she keeps it up. The GOAT as always
>>2811357>>28113355529 78055529 7805
>>2811395I ate the dirt.
I just cannot even imagine being a filthy xogger
>>2811395Not enough cock
>>2811395Grand Live
>>2811389I'm really happy that I got my oshi Ms Victoria last CM because trying to get it this CM would make me kill myself.
>>2811397>60% win rate with Brian and Maya
>>2811395>Smart Falcon is the face of GL>first CM is this shitty ass dirt CMYep yep, I no longer blame Ardan for this. It was all Smart Falcon's fault for trying to push dirt on us.
So does this mean Forever Young and Sovereignty are going to have a race again?
>>2809915How the fuck can i learn four songs before the first concept?
>once again, I didn't check and one of my umas is running in the wrong styleGood thing it was my debuffer
>>2811412No
>>2811412Probably in the Breeders Cup this year
>First 3* stamina spark in months>on the ace run where I did zero extra G1sFuck you
>>2811407>I got my oshi Ms Victoria last CM
>>2811411>It was all Smart Falcon's fault for trying to push dirt on us.And she'll do it again before we finally escape GL.
Sovereignty has never raced against Yanko
Just got homeENTERMY HEROES
>>2811414reroll until you get the lucky LH run. either that, or get lucky and get +15 TE on the first three songs, then you freeze believe in miracles
>>2811380Quite a bit, you definitely see a lot of bronze epitets right now.>This shit has actually prevented actual, manual umas from being top 2 or even top 3
>>2811101Whitney reenactment.5529 78055529 78055529 7805
>>2811426>MayanoGood fucking taste. May god smite xogs for you.
Champion Cup now or wait after 10 hours?
are there really so few people in this CM that we're actually getting honest-to-god bots?
I'm glad people came back for GL, I got matched against a bunch of SS umas but round 2 is going to be ass for me.
>>2811418>>2811420Oh yeah whoever won that race gets into the Breeder's Cup, so Sovereignty is in. Did Forever Young get an "in" into the Breeders Cup yet?
>>2811414Focus on friendship to farm double points AND count your songs. The song cost is fixed not RNG
>>2811437AIEEEEEE
>7/18 with 5 of those wins coming from BrianI hope Group B won't be too troublesome but I'm sure my kamioshi can handle it
>>2811385Based Brianbro.
>>2811442What songs are good anyway? I always choose the Speed and Skill pts gain songs
This is the first time in my clubs history where there are no victory or death stickers or hyped up messages. It's just neighas doing the bare mimimum and talking about the mile CM lmao
>>2811448>>2811447>>2811397Stop the Brian propaganda
>>2811437Why do you guys think these are bots and not just lazy fuckers who entered auto umas? There are literally people in this thread doing the same thing, and if people here are doing it, you KNOW global is doing it. People will do auto careers if it means they don't have to do a real career, this is a side effect of auto being added lol
>>2811401>double DomsYou are cut from the same cloth.
>>2811450Speed is a trap. You want the training effectiveness songs
>>2811440Yup, Saudi cup.so more than likely, Sovereignty, Forever Young, Magnitude, Skippylongstocking, Baby Vino have all qualified.
>>2811440I think he's already in but he's going to the Jockey Club Gold first
>>2811459What about energy restore song?
>>2811450Order of priority is Skill Point Gain > Friendship Training Bonus > Specialty Priority > Event Chain In a perfect run the only event chain song you'll be buying is the +3 SP gain
>>2811426You forgot about Falco
>>2811466That's a technique, not a song and it's very hungry on points so only buy it if you have a surplus and need the energy
>>2811450>Junior yearGet the training effectiveness songs + 1 modifier (preferably wit)>Classic first halfThree songs this half, 2 modifiers you want and the SP song>classic second halfThree songs, 2 modifiers you want and the SP song>senior first halfAs much training effectiveness as you can
>>2811471Actually, isn't energy restore generally better in senior year? It does only cost a single more coin at that point if it's the 20 energy one.
>>2811458Wrong, I can and will still claim superiority.
>>2811461SKIPPY
>>28114326/9
>>2811456Brian has been good, there's a reason she makes for a good grandparent. Her unique is good simple as
>>2811474Yup, and you avoid resting on super high value training.
>some neighas are throwing auto Xogs with double debuffersNow thats peak laziness
Does Front Runner need Power or just Speed and Stamina?
>>2811456But I haven't posted any yet
>>2811487I'm actually intrigued since i've seen so many so im autoing one right now to see if I can snipe some third rates tomorrow
>>2811492They need power yeah, around 1000 or so
How would you save this CM?
>>2811457I think they're a bot because their name is Trainer with a bunch of random numbers, not their Umas.
>>2811497by making it a unity CM
Anyway enough of this trash460691054606910546069105MILE KINO room
>>2811497Oi Racecourse should be bigger and sluttier.
>>2811434Thanks m8>Happy because Maya won a race>Actually she almost lost to an AIslopped umaAAAIIIIEEEEE
>>28114328/9
>>2811432
>>2811500I hate that it instafilled I wanna run
you niggers get literal auto career builds as opponents while my races are all against uf2 oguris
Day 1 results. Lost once to a xog by a head.Damage report lads?
>>2811456Did you say Brian propaganda?
>>2811509I had a whole entry like that and got demolished 1-4.
>>2811500What a fine race
I think Banana woman better
>>2811514My Flower doesn't have an ult ;___;
>>2811509Round 2 is going to be UF Oguri fest, don't worry
>>2811497Add a skill that heals a minuscule amount of stamina for everyone on the field just to fuck with xOguri's unique skill
>>2811504im gonna run it at 6:30 Central whether full or not
>>2811509That's just how it goes sometimes. Some guys literally do have all the luck, even during CMs. Then they'll call you shit despite the fact they fought boughts and you got dished whales/monsters. So long as people get theirs they don't give a fuck what happens to (You)
>>2811501Now I'm thinking of racecourse breast envy, fuck you
>>2811521Healer gras..
>>2811520I'm ready for it, it'll be just like 90% of the pubs I joined
>>2811522Conditions?
>>2811515Glasses and hair ruin her
>>2811514Moar?
>>2811462kino af
Is it worth remaking my debuffers with oppression to nuke rival X-Oguris?
>>2811515True even if she does not believe it
>See 2 giga xogs + 3 debuffers in the room>It's dober>Just skip>Falco does it>A groupHOEH ARIGATOOOU
>>2811510Much better than expected considering she was the very first ace attempt I made and I stopped doing ace runs a week and a half ago
>>2811510>He doesn't loves his Rudolf he's purposely training wrong as a jokeRude
>>2811545What is up with the chinese and slop?
>>2811539It's too much effort man, I understand rerolling debuffers for the perfect subdued/flustered/hesitant lineup but specifically looking for oppression's just too much
>>2811539I really don't think running Windy guts is worth it, and I doubt there are any parents with good sparks for itIf you want an extra debuff just use C.B. for intense gaze
>>2811543Every NSM uma is a competitive uma.I'm kinda thinking should i pick yeppers.>300 meters late boost + NSM + evolved NSM
>>2811545I don't get it
>start mayano career>YOSH, IKUYOOOOOOU>press speed button>maya's love advice instantly procs
>>2811554>Every NSM uma is a competitive uma.No, no, no, fuck that. You do not get to discount my 70% winrate on a mutated dirt G Uma that nobody runs for any CM ever and literally does not have a unique on this track(it activated maybe 3 times in 40 races and never at a time where it would do something)
>>2811569I feel that deeply. My uma doesn't have a unique too
>>2811569He's right though, also you have two dedicated debuffers
>>2811510Went 9-11, with only 3 defeats not being the Xog and got 6 second places. I'm sure I'm fucked for round 2
>>2811240>Did you encounter xogs? With debuffers? Did you lose to them?I'm the problem. The 2 losses are to hogs too. >Did you encounter bots? Lots? Little?About 20% of the opponents were independent trainers>Did you encounter many Ug+ umas? Little to none?Surprisingly few>Write anything else you wantThe first CM of any scenario is always difficult, but they chose possibly the worst possible track. I was afraid that I wasn't even going to have a single ace ready.
>>2811571Teiobro...
>>2811432>>2811398
>>28115739-11
>>2811572>also you have two dedicated debuffersSo does everyone retard look around
>>2811510Honestly one of the better CMs for me so far. Seeing a lot of McQueen (All three versions) mutants - I've don't think I've see this many McQueens ever in CM. Seeing odd stuff like a 1600 Med A XOguri with auto built fronts instead of debuffers, people that had open league Umas, and sub C dirt aptitude runners.
>>2811580
>>2811580Nice Uma spread, wonder who won.
>>2811534Fine783227277832272778322727More milekino, come race! All people welcome!
>>2811584I'm seeing a decent number of sovlful teams here, fag
>>2811580>>2811588well it makes me wait 30 sec in between image posts...
>>2811596RUCKY RUCKY
>>2811569>Bad growths >Bad ult>One excellent gold>One decent goldWell she's not completely fucking useless but you are right she's probably in the lower 50% performance umas.
>>2811596You can do it Ayabe!
>>2811593Forgot my attention grabbing image. MILE ROOM COME HAVE FUN
>>2811593I only have 1, is that okay?
I made it to group A as a newfag, im really excited about it.
>>2811580final turn, and unfortunately....
>>2811572you are just seething because he is winning with his oshi and you didn't even try to build her
>>2811240>Did you encounter xogs? With debuffers? Did you lose to them?Yeah I saw a bunch, most of them with debuffers. Sometimes I won and sometimes I lost.>Did you encounter bots? Lots? Little?No bot-like names but there were a few auto umas. I'm also using an auto debuffer myself.>Did you encounter many Ug+ umas? Little to none?Didn't exactly keep count, maybe around 40% of my opponents were UG or higher.>Write anything else you wantKilling greedy xoggers with a stam debuffer feels really good.
>>2811605>All people welcomeYeah idgaf. I just wanna race something that ain't dirt
>>2811580my final picture failed to take properly, sometimes placing 3 fingers to take a screenshot works weirdlyOguri beat Rickey by a nose.
>>2811608OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>2811569I'm not talking about this CM specifically for yeppers. I do stand by it, NSM is always good for meds and longs. No idea how often the unique triggers but it reminded me of NY Opera so i appraised it as that one. My aces consistently won CMs solely because im the madman who puts yeppers in my deck and other people do not have it.
>>2811614>Gore so bad it got censored G R I M
>>2811608FUCK
>>2811614>cognito hazard
>>2811608Censored
>>2811593>podiumed by a RIVALHell no! Run it back!820077728200777282007772
WHAT THE FUCK????
How are people ready for the mile CM already?
>>2811632Did you pick open league
>>2811632How can i change to Graded League??
>>2811632
>>2811632Did.... did you select Open?
>>2811632Welcome to the winner's club, openchad.
>>2811240more rooms had them than didn't, and there was maybe two races that had no other debuffersquite a few, not counting the debuffers. they did not do wellin most rooms, yeah. there were a noticeable number of unity umas though along with the autoumasnatie isn't doing it, gonna swap her out for a dominator for round 2
>>2811632I have no idea why it defaults to open league if you forgot to register
>>2811629>My umas all lost to a fucking botI'm going back to the drawing board
>>2811629>Independent Learnertoo ez
-ACK
>>2811632Anon rnhttps://youtu.be/VM3uXu1Dq4c?si=-s-AeOgK7zz4j6CS
>>2811632ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>2811632She won
>>2811638Too little too late, kid
>>2811632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5UzCF_X7HE
>>2811650>2 of those are latescosmetic debuff
>>2811632Open League? More like open your ass because you're about to get fucked!
>>2811650Some things never change
>>2811646>>2811640I thought it was exactly the same as Graded League, just with less try hard cunts??
>>2811663Pretty sure there are MORE tryhards on open league
>>2811663Why would they split the playerbase by making two leagues that are exactly the same? There must be something different between them
>>2811629The phoenix rises from the ashes!706835887068358870683588
>>2811669Fun races, thanks for hosting!
>>2811663Its worse actually, Open means you got shitton of literal autismo optimizers in your finals.You haven't seen shit until you see a 3200 long CM Open Leaguers with 100 percent winrate.
>>2811669>top 3 is all UFI was out of the country and didn't keep up much with the threads since dirt is a nice excuse to chill, what the fuck happened
>>2811675People learned the scenario
>>2811675Massive powerlevel boost to the first rate trainers
>>2811675NEETs doing 100 resets per day with their own set of parents
>>2811632On second thought, maybe this isn't so bad. This is the most wins I've ever gotten in CM
>>2811669Oh No799439947994399479943994
>>2811684
>>2811686Delete this
>>2811684APOLOGIZE
I've uhh... basically been MIA for a bit, and am only just now trying to put a last-second team together while learning the scenario.I have no idea what the standards for this CM are since I skipped all the test rooms. Is this enough to start fishing for red skills, or is it back to the mines for me?
>>2811691
>>2811606That's good newfag, but I will give you a fair warning. Round 2 is what separates the third-rates from the first-rates, generally speaking. Either way, so far so good.
>>2811684This CM is so bad I envy you, I even have a high win rate but it just sucks so much. I cant wait for mile
>>2811693That looks like a plat winner to me.
>>2811693that's more than fine
>>2811693That's good enough to winNot the top 1% of xogs but she's good
>>2811693Pretty good. Could use more power and NSM.
>>2811693No unstoppable sucks ass but good enough for round 1, this CM was kinda pathetic so you're good
Give me an Uma
>>2811709Fine Motion.
testhttps://files.catbox.moe/ud732z.mp4
>>2811709Gran alegria
>>2811715Seconding gran alegria, I need miles in my bloodstream
>>2811709Mihono Bourbon.
>>2811727>>2811727>>2811727Move whenever
>>2811632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCCVbwB6Vhk
>>2811675UF is unironically free if you can run 3 speed, 2 wit, part of the reason Xog was so good
