Return of the GOAT Edition>Ongoing & Upcoming TournamentsEsports World Cup Open Qualifier [Aug 7th - Aug 9th]Esports World Cup [Aug 12th - Aug 23rd]>Half-Life TVhttps://www.hltv.org/>Non-esports Thread>>2721422>Previous Thread>>2766084
so many gateraped t2 shitters kek
>>2811728BCG will be at least top 20 after EWC. wOofags aren't ready.
>>2811750He likely got the job because he's the only "tier 1" player available for free and because he has a sizable fan base he can bring along. If Vitality were actually serious about their academy they'd have called up one of them.
why are they like this?
Scrawny fucks trannies
>>2811810those are all t1 teams tho???
is we using this linktard thread?
>>2812200doesn't matterhe craves attention so just let him have this one
cs is turning danish again
friendly reminder this American Website runs on daneCHAD technology
>>2812355pretty sure it's C and php (which is also danish, so yeah...)
>>2812361i like that picture of bjanre more than any picture i've found of lerdorf so i simply use it in his stead
who actually wins here? i think 100t.
>>2812355linux servers doebeit
>>2812494liquiid got the easy side
>>2811711How much did bcg owner pay you to make this the op?
>>2812646the pic is the least ass thing about this op
anyone know of any streamers streaming the bcg or 100t games?
>>2811810FaZe are officially back to tier 1 lil bro
>>2812494Rooting for BCG, but Liquid likely takes it
this is fine I guess....
bcg vs og get the fuck in herehttps://www.twitch.tv/dima_wallhacks
liquid vs 1win get the fuck in here (fat american)https://www.twitch.tv/fl0m
>>2812803he's an annoying retarddon't know who this is https://kick.com/akofocus but he doesn't make me want to kill him
>>2812815The official EWC stream with commentary will be showing Liquid vs 1WIN I think
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jorko
Elige changing his mouse...
S1MPLE IS PLAYING COUNTER STRIKE
Malbs with the 100 to 0 molly
liquid....
LET’S GO LIQUID!*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
>>2812831He's changing it back...
>>2812846what the fuck?
>>2812846>>2812831Elige needs Zonic to slap him
s1mple the gracious has given comediaN 3 free round wins before he rapes him. So humble and generous.
>liquid on LAN
>0-9I'm so happy I left all 3 streams open
9 is all they get
every fucking game is in technical pause
He did it!
fl0m isnt happy about this....
Senzu throwing
>>2812899shouldn't expect anything else from gamblerzu
>>2812903He's so good it's ok
who do WE support lads beside the goat?
>>2812915Any team with uncs
>s0.77mple
magog is now a "laugh at liquid" thread againnot even JT can save the bald brainlet apparently
>>2812993Elige is SMART
>>2812997maybe he dresses smart? I wouldn't knowdefinitely a brainlet tho
I'm not big on co-streams, but listening to the fat american slowly die inside from watching liquid will never not be funny
next up...
>>2813005KINO
goat just chilling and letting the team do the business
>>2813009Such a humble man.
>>2813005fuck.... I want them both to qualify
>>2813005The bcg meme end here
they're actually wiping the floor with themfucking onliners lol
>+94 pointsWe eatin' good today BC.G bros
ez for GODquid
>>2813032you're sure they'll win?I think it's a coin toss
>>2813036although, if it was online I'd pick 100t
how did belchonokk solo liquid?
>>2813046It's Liquid. Some online result didn't change that fact
>>2813046holy
>parivision gets rid of their retard outcasts>parivision starts sucking and the outcasts start winningthey need to fire dastan
>>2813051Liquid era is over
>losing to a team sponsored by an org that advertises its betting services via amateur homepornLiquid... fuck's sake
>>2813060closest they've ever had to an era they got cucked by astralis showing up at the major just to make sure liquid didn't win it
>>2813051nigga that's NUTS
Okay, senzu did his part. Hopefully the rest of the team still have it in them for two more bo3s.
this wouldve never happened with siuhy
this would've always happened with elige
Wait are you telling me liquid are out? This shit is single elim? Oy
>>2813051NA ghosted
100t bcg starts in a few minutes apparently
Ya think henryg is, you know, GAY?
>>2813070>an org that advertises its betting services via amateur homepornUhh what?
>infernoffs...
>what kind of cs player are you?
>>2813093A little fuffy, up to the knuckle, a backwards mechanic, likes to play in the dirt..
>>2813093
this is when gizmy is supposed to prove his worthhe has 2-3 insanely good players. He needs to call something daring
>>2813051is there anything more cucked than being an na fan and waking up to see this
>>2813112nopeI'd rather have a train run on my gf than be an na cs fan
>ak headshot>"50 cal through the head"
>>2813119someone actually said that?
bcg might be top 5
>>2813111>he has 2-3 insanely good playersReally?
>>2813122the casters yeah, i think the fat guy
>>2813125newfags need not respond>>2813126we need more /k/ in csI can almost forgive anders for calling the awp .50 cal, but the ak?
>>2813129Yeah bro rain and device are still totally insane players. Actually unbelievable how well they play.
>>2813130>if you're not in a top5 team you're a shitterfuck off
>>2813131Use your eyes retard. They're still good but calling them insane is completely delusional.
>>2813133you keep responding after I told you not towhy are gizmy fans this dumb?
nrg jobbed to "phantom"
>>2813140nrg lost 15 straight t rounds vs big
GODgisk
god inferno sucks ass
I need a taz timeout speech
>so senzu and magisk have been raping us>lets try banana againGlaive and Gizmy might be retarded
Mzinho the babby goat
>>2813163it isn't online so glaive isn't calling anymore
BCG
>battle of the goatsDoes anybody other than moses even consider device to be the goat of GO?
More like battle of the uncs, which is even better
>>2813174no but he should be in the conversation, for GO atleast.
you told me simple was bad now........
>>2813223he just needed a bit of magisk
>>2813223Holy fuck he is SO back
Just goat things
>dev00ce
he's still the best awper. by far.
>s0mple on 16-5 and still gives hero AK to senzu who is 4-4 just goat things
With how ct sided this map is 100t actually have a good chance
don't let this unc off distract you from the fact that jackasmo is going 30-12
>>2813250it's Ukraine boy summer
the pace of matches is crazy. some teams only get 10 minute breaks between their games. no breaks between halves, pistol rounds starts instantly.
why does youtube chat always spam that "pride of india" shit?
>>2813269yeah, it's kino
lmao, someone on bcg (didnt see who) just knifed in smoke for some reason and took off 70% of elecs hp
>s0mple
that's retarded, what is s1mple even looking at? now they'll lose the whole thing
>TaZ timeoutIt's so fucking over for 100Uncs
>>2813282respect tazif he and magisk can somehow stabilize s1mple, electronic, and two mongolian retards, he's at least a top10 coach
bcg with a punt in overtime, holy
bcg really threw and unloseable series point and now theyll lose the series
>>2813286>respect tazI am, reread my post
thank fuck they're making it excitingonly two worthwhile teams in the qualifier
>>2813290your post reeks of irony and you know it
>Anubis map 3BCG haven't played Anubis with this lineup yet, and actually selected it as their 2nd ban in a fair few matches. Let's see if it was worth letting that through and banning dust2 (a map both teams like) instead, especially considering 100T have clearly been practicing a lot of Anubis recently considering they let it through vs. Falcons and picked it vs. Spirit
>>2813302Yeah I know... But I am rooting for BC.G and TaZ for real
big is finally gonna break into top20 btw
dont you know that sOmple threw nuke on purpose to teach someting those mongol kids
Is pro Anubis T or CT sided nowadays?
PRETTY POIII
-s0mple +electronic
>>2813352casters called it T sided, but last i saw, after they added the window mid, it's pretty 50/50 for high lvl players
its over
150000 concurrent viewers for a T2 qualifier... uncs we so back
>>2813352it's falcons sidedyou need good players who activate and don't just camp site on ct side, and a crazy igl who isn't afraid to change his own call with seconds notice
>>2813402More concurrent viewers for s1mple than views on the average Vita vlog. zysissies ohnoohnoohnoohno
top20 breached
>>2813402and one of the teams is going home today.... really sad
THROWING AGAIN
mzinho and senzu really fucking suck
s1mple round
goat goat goat goat goat
its so over
>>2813452it's pretty close actually
>>2813455>55it's gg and you know it
it's gg100t 11-10 and can buy every round forever
i saw enoughs0mple>zyw00>d0nk>may0nesy>nik0
ohne was streaming it and we missed it :(
goatbros..
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
lmao threw a 3v1 postplant
device my hero
ggstill pissed both can't qualify
DEV1CE > S1MPLE ALL-TIME CONFIRMED
The Mongolians only play dust 2, mirage, and inferno confirmed.
>>2813488dubs of truth
HATED DANES RAPE YOU HATED DANES GAPE YOU
since when did winning a series after losing your opponents first pick become a reverse sweep? that term should only be used for bo5s cause 2-1 is hardly some crazy result, it's expected
why was senzu so useless?
>>2813492this whole qualifier is nothing but dane on dane violence
>>2811711kek i knew if i let s0mplecucks bake they'd jinx themselves
lmao hotu won 1v4 on 12-11 to win their seriesdidn't even watch the game, just saw httv scoreboard
>trusting the biggest gambler in Mongolia to help you
kek imagine calling for the central asian meme
>>2813512brutal for bcg. hopefully they can get into some more LANs to farm VRS. Shame they couldnt make it to EWC though, I think they could have been in major qualification contention if they managed to snag a win or 2 there
Qualifiers should have been more slots and faze/etc should have had to compete
>>2813521faze are invited to main event already
>>2811711Wait pac0ner is the linkchad? I kneel. You can post all the schizoshit you want.
>>2813005https://www.hltv.org/news/45243/on-the-ground-at-the-esports-world-cup-lcq#f52kekykwab!!!!!!!s0mplecucks out!
>>2813530Yes and they shouldn't have been, too many shitters got automatic invites
>>2813095If you ever visit the hub, most videos are made by amateur r0ssian couples who always have a big gamba logo in all of their videos.
>karrischizo hates simplebroken clocks
>>2813269that's how it should be
>>2813568lmao
>>281342199% hatewatchers + 100t fans
I'm not an obsessed polcel pac0ner, I'm not butthurt and schizoposting about races 24*7 like you.
>>2813250jackasmo's been the best performing rifler since joining fnatic, he got the hate from everyone for absolutely nothing. like it was his personal fault Cypher was kicked.
donk would never lose to 100T like s0mple and n0k0
>his "goat" gets eliminated by washed up daneskek
esports especially cs are chud coded
>>2811810down to just one kek
>>2811711>Return of the GOAT Editionhttps://x.com/HLTVorg/status/2086472456504529209
>>2813939>guy seething about elec is a krautkek
this would've been bcg if not for that 1v3 throw at match point, or maybe if they could hold against eco on anubis, sad
when the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""gpat"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" lose its not sad
kek
come on you shittersI don't want ukranian fagnatic to win
kek fear seething at based steam code
this britoid caster for the hotu game is so annoying
>blameF pops off at Sashi after defeating them in the EWC qualification match: "Why are you yelling so much when you're FUCKING SHIT?!"
>>2814217supposedly fear was trashtalking during the game a lot, saying that k27 were sucking his balls, then x5 quoted it back at him after winning and telling him to go home, dunno what fear replied, there was also this from blamef kek https://www.hltv.org/news/45243/on-the-ground-at-the-esports-world-cup-lcq#57
>Martinez finally signs for a potentially good tier 2 team>drops 1.60 in two maps>they still lose because everyone else ghostedit's crazy how unlucky this guy is with his career, he has like 1.20 in every team he's played in and it looks like not even with Heroic he's safe for the Major
based Jijiehao
>cacanito got kicked from BCG and then made it into EWC while BCG didn't kwabalso this team has to be the biggest mish-mash in the pro scene>chinese org>players are from kosovo, macedonia, iraq, palestine, and lebanon
I'm rooting for the palestinian, hope he takes down some isrealis in the main tournament
>>2814386stay strong sis #trans4palestine
VRS ranking changes for teams after the qualifier (highlighted = qualified)
are they not gonna announce the main event groups now?
>>2812831
>>2813879Faze was already invited to EWC tho
Feel bad for the GOAT. He really did try everything, magisk too. Fagatronic and the 2 mongoloids sold the match.
>>2814590this is about T2 bottom feeders who want to join the T1-1.5 cool kids club, not EWC
>>2814610
>>2814622>manifesting the memekek, desperate for that sweet T1 approval and attention
Manifesting what? They are ranked #10
BCG bros... What went wrong? How do we recover?
kek ohne was so fucking mad s0mple got elim'd
gizmy is such a greedy jew faggot, what are you even going to gain? let the goat qualify, you don't need it lil bro
based bong cucking hohols
by what qualifications is s0mple the goat? there must be dozens of players who won more prize moneyfor reference>s0mple : 1.5M>zywoo : 1.85M>n1k0 : 1.9M>karrigan: 2.1M>device : 1.995Monly outlier is donk is a poorfag at ~950k because he's a young twink
what the fuck is this?is that a Lebanese tranny? kek
groups got postedthey're ordered by the July VRS update so i assume groups will be laid out like:>1st in the pic vs. 8th>4th vs. 5th--->2nd vs. 7th>3rd vs. 6thremember opening matches are bo1 (all matches after that are bo3) with 2 advancing winners side + 2 losers side from each group
>bo1mickey mouse
>>2814890>Vitality vs. 100T bo1gizmy i know you can gimmick out a win for us
>swedecucks autoseething about russianskek
>>2814890they had all matches in the 64 team qualifiers bo3 but they can't give us bo3 for the opening game of the main event? kinda lame
>>2814921>username>flagkek and the gog claimed hasbaratality isn't a plastic synthetic team designed to maximize engagement
>>2814890yeah hltv just updated with them too>Group ASpirit vs. JiJieHaoGamerLegion vs. LuminosityG2 vs. M80Aurora vs. BIG>Group BFalcons vs. K27Astralis vs. MIBRBetBoom vs. FaZeLegacy vs. NiP>Group CVitality vs. 100 ThievesB8 vs. PARIVISIONFUT vs. TYLOOMOUZ vs. Lynn Vision >Group DNaVi vs. 3DMAXThe MongolZ vs. Magic9z vs. paiNFURIA vs. Wildcard
>>2814921Let’s be honest, he’s kinda right. Hasbaratality’s reign of terror was 90% fueled by ESL retarded formats where they auto qualified to semis and usually ended up facing MOUZ or MongolZ (lol!). So we should blame garbage ass TOs with garbage ass formats like ESL that essentially allow ducking and mickey mouse brackets.
vitoggerlty era was mostly due to schizos leaving the game and not publicly shaming their blatant togglingthere is no dan mthere is no one calling the bullshit net_graph 1 wallhackmezii kills trough the smoke, jewz blatant aimlocks, zypoo suspicious corrections to wallbangs, and no fans dan perfect nades are not called out as what it is (cheating)chopper been cheating since vega and no one gives a fuckdumau been caught cheating and posted first in this general but there is no one with enough clout to publicly shame him
western europeans would never cheat, that's a secondie/thirdie thing to protect their izzat
100Trannies
>>2814434jew lol
>>2814889T-sided team
>lets run SIXTEEN bo3s simultaneously >and that's it for day1What the fuck? Have them be bo3s at least...
>>2816031>SIXTEEN bo3sI meant bo1s
is this an ai picture? hard see why it would exist.
>>2815940KQLY VAC ban? No... Seriously? No...
REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITHYOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUSSOMEONE TO HEAR YOUR PRAYERSSOMEONE WHO CARESYOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUSSOMEONE TO HEAR YOUR PRAYERSSOMEONE WHO'S THERE
>>2816840Weak pretenderThe Lion will add his scalp to the collection along side frozen's and twistz's, the two little backstabbers.
>>2815997that's not mouz/fnatic
>>2816898Finn Andersen Al-Assad...leader of the Falcons...
laziness has never been highereffort has never been lower
>>2816909enough about bcg
