>Virgo CupRace Conditions: Ooi Dirt 2000 meters (Medium), Right, Fall, Sunny, Good. Begins August 7th. NOW UP!!>7/1 Patch Noteshttps://umamusume.com/news/100081/>/v/ Triple Crown, August EditionFive BIGGER and SLUTTIER races of hot summer action.https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1784662203816.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (August)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1785550038593.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2811727
pls gib fans
>>2814123This, my club is about to fall from A+
YOU KNOW WHATS A GOOD THING TO DO IN A MILE THREAD?MILE ROOMS
She needs a highroll but it's possible
thinking about CMs i've came to conclusion that i don't like ANY distance AT ALL despite having mutiple plats
Everytime you post a Doto someone DIES, just fyi
>i share a thread with literal skeletons
>>2814123I wont change the amount of runs i do per day even if i get kicked, i do not care, 2.5 mil a day is more than enough
>>2814130Whats up with leap forward? Thats a late/end only skill right
Anything above 1800 meters is the spawn of Satan.
>>2814123Give me a fan schedule and maybe I'll do 1 or 2 fan runs a day. Right now I'm just LOOOPING but those earn like 500k-600k and not like 1M+ of a fanmaxx schedule. Also my fans would be for Oy Neigh though.
>>2814130Nice, deck?
>>2814130>700 gutsYou could win every room right now
>>2814137sprint mile only
Feels weird that after the mile there's going to be a CM where my wife is viable. I haven't had a chance to use her since CM8.
Alright danchode you better help me push
>>2814140doso
I don't want to miss a day of CM carats what do I do I feel terrible about myself. I am a failure and I don't know how to fix it
>>2814146Whos your wife?
>>2814143BikoKitaTachyonFinemoHelloBorrowed wit Teio, will try borrowing a wit Nishino now
>>2814154I slam down two rum and cokes and I usually feel better about myself after that
>>2814125Should have joined Oy Neigh
>>2814157Whoops, meant for >>2814142
TIME TO GO INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
>>2814160Ok but how do I fix the fact that I am going to miss on carats by slacking on GL and being unable to make an ace
Finally, it’s like I really have a date.
>>2814153Thanks breh. If you don't mind, tell me your favorite uma. Trust me I'll give you something good in return later.
>>2814179Throw your best into the dirt and you'll farm wins against literal bots. Focus on mileKINO. The scenario is really fun with miles
>>2814178>TIME TO GO INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE>doxxes half his club
>>2814180i'd say to read your lobby interactions but it's cheating so you do you
Anyone down for mile rooms?
>>2814178Wonder what would have happened if that schizo in the club didn't have a meltdown and doxx a guy for leaving. I think that ruined the fan grind morale for a lot of people
>>2814183>Throw your best into the dirtI have none to be best, I made an awful S+ Xog in GL earlier
>>2814181give Doto the biggest star
>>2814187Im down.
>>2814179Oh no! Whole like 70 pulls! I saved 200 pulls by not pulling on LH. Ignore cards, and youll have more carats than youd know where to spend
>>2814189It's whatever. Its mostly some slackers but its cool. We'll just have to do some dedicated fan runs.
>>2814180I want to slamfuck teio
Mile roomas please!
Is there any way to enter the ASTER wait list for next month?
>>2814204why not today?
>>2814204You should post your ID
>>2814205ASTER is full
>>2814190Xog is pretty straightforward. Make a throwaway one with double doms
For the next CM. What else do i get as a parent other than pump? Maru?
>>2814211Ill repost from the last thread>FrontFuji, VBourbon + SMaru, Base Bourbon>PaceFuji, Oguri, Brian, Spe, Ardan>LateOguri, Brian, Rudolf, Fuji, Spe, Biwa>EndOguri, Brian, Rudolf, Fuji, Spe, BiwaI don't think zensky is worth it, backliners have frame 1 accel with ruby.
>>2814211I've heard that Dober alt is good but i have not done any aces yet.
>>2814211Isn't cheer halo good?
>>2814180I was bored and made a quick image editor for certain purposes. Took less than a minute to do this to Teio.
>>2814215Nah dober ult isnt good
niggas really do be asking if red shift works every time even though there's just one race
>>2814218Delayed but good
>>2814211I just wanna say Yeppers ult is a weaker pulse BUT it works from 1st and is very incredibly consistent, which is neat. And she can run everything. Not a bad parent t b h
How the fuck do you win in this CM if you just got bad RNG on your XOguri for all races.This might be my first time missing A Finals.
>>2814215Alt Dober ult ends 8 meters before carryover
Sunday JongyMajsoul Friends Room 77725(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=77725
>>2814225This is the drawback of double debuffers. Your COguri pretty much has to be the best in the lobby to the point that a bad mood won't phase her. Brocked is still brocked but you only have one ace this time.
>>2814225This cm genuinely doesn't count
>>2813940>The old man didn't come home empty handed because he couldn't catch anything, he came home with the remains of something so enormous that it took everything he had to land it (like how you can come home with a bronze) he himself isn't defined by what happens to the fish (the CM) after he catches it (makes it to finals). The sharks (whales) can destroy the result (plat), but they cannot undo the fact that he caught the marlin (made it finals). They can't erase the skill, courage, endurance, or suffering that produced it, a person can be defeated without being destroyed. If you judge the old man entirely by results, then yes, he failed but if you judge him by what was actually within his control, he succeeded spectacularly (just like how making it to finals is the success) results are not always yours to control but your personal character and mentality is. A triple late start in finals does not deny a first rate team.the fun thing is that everything you and that anon >>2813906 said only makes me think on how mob umas are doomed to be forgotten, nobody cares about wins that aren't G1s, hell sometimes G1s aren't really appreciated unless on turf, and sometimes even those aren't appreciated unless they are a fucking derby or a prestigious race G1.And even then so many of them go home for the first time, find home more cozy and lose all motivation to race again so they just drop out, or maybe they do well enough but an career ending injury ends any and all hopes of getting there, or maybe everything works and she can race just fine, only to find out she isn't talented enough and all those defeats grind your soul to dust so she gives upAnd that's assuming they have a TRAINER, many of them are just trainerless and they have to avoid all of the above hoping they enough guidance to get therefuck being an uma that wants to race must be a fucking nightmare, maybe nature had a point about how this world isn't meant for side characters
What are the best backliners for the upcoming mile CM? Attention grabbing grass wonder so you reply to me
>>2814239i'd backline that uma if you catch my drift
>>2814239End Xog, then everyone else.
>>2814239yabe
>>2814213>end>biwa: Increase velocity when positioned toward the front on the final corner or later late-race. If the skill user ran calmly, formulate the perfect plan and increase velocity greatly instead.Am I missing something here? The spurt doesn't start until the final corner is almost done, won't your backliner still be pushing up to catch the front half of the pack?
>>2814239There was a really good grass wonder last thread tearing up the rooms. But I think /v/odka will be really strong with her innate furious feat.
>>2814179I've run into lobbies with at least 4 auto trained umas. Give it your best shot.
>>2814238there have been some jobber horses which had good lives and successful ones who had complete shit lives
I'm more invested into my looping eugenics program than this CM. It stimulates the same part of my autism as trying to breed the perfect specimen with all greens in Crusader Kings 2.
>>2814248If i could only run vodka or grass who do I run?
>>2814245It's just another Pulse variant. It'll trigger anytime in late race once you're 4th so on this track it's mostly good for lates/ends, other positions will trigger it during accel phase.
>>2814253I don't think most people really cared about dirt
>>2814245>the final corner or later late-raceIt'll usually trigger for backliners after the accel part of late race ends since it also has a condition of needing to be in 4th or better.
>>2814234>>2814236It's just too tiring seeing my XOg gets rushed 50% of the time, no Great Mood at all, or blocked bad enough that an SS XOguri beats her. What's the point of loopan then. Fuck this shit.I'll just take a break during GL
>>2814239This reminds me, how did the Grass memorial collab races go? I saw nothing about them
>>2814261grass won
>>2814261/uma/ won so nobody here wanted to talk about it
>>2814261They were yesterday last thread. Everyone got grass wonder. The best grass wonder got brocked and got last and the host won. It was a good race
>>2814265>>2814263Fun, I enjoyed having a collab race with a noble purpose like that :)
>>2814264But we did talk about it, you can literally see it last thread. What else is there to talk about it. It was a good race and a very funny 18 late shitshow
it's jongover
>>2814263Der
If anyone is crashing out about how they're going to miss day 1 CM because they don't have anything worth entering, don't.This is the state of competition in round 1.
>>2814258Thats not really a GL thing, that's just what happens anytime you run double debuffers. You are putting all your eggs in one basket. EVERY CM after this is not "xog or lose" so just build triple ace
>>2814271it's just getting jongstarted
>>2814275>just build triple acehmm, nyo
>>2814275I hate double dom so much for this reason. Sucks for everyone involved
Is it time to ban oguri from the stakes?
>>2814285That goes against the spirit of the stakes, you can only hope not too many bring her to the stakes.
>>2814288Steak....
>>2814288True, we should just ban the trainers instead.
Shichi is going to win the stakes btw.
>>2814239I will try to make a Grass Wonder/Oguri with OYL and Flash Forward
>>2814292I would welcome it
>>2814292Any queen who isn't a repeat is a win in my book.
>>2814297This, I have quite enjoyed Ardan's time. I dont want oguri 3
Do i want uma stan on pace rice?
Is it worth adding latch on onto my late surger lineages
since many of you are so old, I'm guessing for a lot of you this isn't even the best "gaming" or online community you've been a part of
If i wanna run /v/odka. At what point do I have too much accel?>OYL>FF>FF (ruby)>PumpIsn't this a bit overkill? What do i drop.
When Ardan's reign ends, am I free from the basement?
>>2814308As an old faggot, this is pretty up there
>>2814311None of it
>>2814313GET BACK TO THE DAMN BASEMENT
>>2814308Chasing the joys of the past just makes you miserable. I want to enjoy the uma threads as they are now without comparing them to my nostalgia clouded memories of other communities.
>>2814316I CAN'T FEEL MY HIPS ANYMORE
>>2814308This is a fantastic place.
>>2814308not even old but i miss 2010s mmos
>>2814316This is fucking horrifying.
>>2814316Persona gameplay
>>2814118most lickable belly in all of tracen
>>2814316So we finally have footage from the basement? is there anything else going on down there besides endless corridors?
>>2814316https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDNc0XKkg8ULET'S GOAAHHHOH YEAHHH
>>2814311I would say skip OYL so you can bring a better wit card, but unless you're rolling for Ruby that probably requires you to have your borrow slot open
>>2814324>Persona gameplayNah, there's not enough crabwalking.
>>2814322>t.
>>2814324That's a the Mejiro Domain from SMT4 actually
Why isn't he blue? Did someone lie on the Internet again?
Ruby is usable as 0LB right?
>>2814326For me it is Shichī
>>2814324>>2814333If it were not for the laws of this land I would slaughter you where you stand.
>>2814316This is what Reimu saw in Eientei's infinite corridor.
>>2814346You want 1LB for the SP bonus, but the main stats that increase are Initial Guts and Specialty Priority, and since you don't care about priority right now since it's a power card then low LB is fine
>>2814347If she didn't have the coat she'd straight up look like a street walker.
>>2814337kek
>>2814342in old age certain horses excrete blue pigments
So dead in the middle of a CM...
>>2814346Ruby is usable at LB0 yes, but you want LB1 for the SP bonus.
>>2814346she gives the skill at 0LB and that's all she has to offer so yes
>>2814351Reimu needs to stop losing money betting on Golshi and start SOLVING INCIDENTS THE LAZY ARMPIT MIKO WHORE
>>2814366This CM is fucking dogshit and no one enjoyed it. The biggest eye opener for me was seeing mile rooms instafill while dirt rooms remain dead
>>2814338Which aligment would each Mejiro support?
>>2814372>This CM is fucking dogshit and no one enjoyed it.ho ho hee hoo
>>2814372If I lose the dirt CM I will blame the lack of rooms
>>2814372Its just very hard to get excited over it>Round 1 is 90% dogshit clankers that don't do anything>Lobbies that are actually a threat are just double debuffer xogslopHard to get excited about my 90% win rate when half the umas i faced were auto umas, gassed out at 1000 meters, or were more xog bullshit.
>>2814326>>2814347I see you, but I raise you guys this
>>2814377No matter how many crimes she commits i just can't be mad at this silly dork.
>>2814383I was straight up shocked at how many auto umas we saw
>>2814384>Fuji>lickable tummyno, she has suckable titties. Her outfit doesn't show off her tummy.
>>2814375Ramonu is the only chaosfag in the family, not even Palmer believes in thatEveryone else is neutral with McQueen having a slight law bend
>>2814388Im unsure if this will be the norm going forwards, but if that is the case getting into group A is more free than ever, which is crazy. It was already free as hell.
I'll do like 6-7 mile rooms17716897177168971771689717716897
>>2814238What the FUCK are we talking about here. What did i miss
>>2814385I would have quit during mant if I didn't have her. She's a hero and the real villain is summer Gold Ship.
>>2814393I know I know, it's why I put that filename, it's the MOST lickable uma in general
>>2814399literature + philosophy talk
>>2814404You really can find everything here lol
>>2814326ENTER
>>2814396Why is she so wide?
PLEASE PLEASE CAN SOMEONE LOG INTO MY ACCOUNT AND MAKE A QUICK XOG BEFORE DAY 1 ENDS? I HAVE ALL THE RESOURCES I AM JUST LACKING THE SKILL (AND MAYBE PARENTS)
Any open spots anywhere? 613766189717
>>2814346yes the sp bonus is cope+turbo frontloaded
I still struggle hitting max speed on speed growth umas even with Kita+Tachyon+Smaru.
>>2814412What rank ya aiming for boyo?
>>2814411What are your deck and parents looking like?
I'm such a flat fucking chud
>>2814412Only club that is open is mine
>>2814412/v/agabond (B+) has a spot. Maybe the A and A+ can also make some room
>>2814408very squishy tummyapproved
>>2814425>self-doxYOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE
>>2814418Like this, parents are awful I haven't looped anything
kinda want the next scenario already
>>2814425>self doxYOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE
>>2814432GM will be here before you know it
I knew I was missing something
>>2814412How many do you average monthly? I think I can make space.
>>2814425I need my 9* power Ryan and Ruby before I can make a late
>there will be 2 month scenarios for our accelerated schedule
>>2814442haha... you... you're not thinking about kicking me... r-right ?
>>2814417>>2814424>>2814426Casual, looking just to join in in general, doing runs as needed tho in spurts. Probably have at least 1 auto run a day at worst.
>>2814446I wish we were accelerating faster tbqh
>>2814451I don't but they need to give us two or three legend race entries a day
Fine victory, and others77219675772196757721967577219675
>>2814442How many do you need? I'm also looking for a club
>>2814449Sounds good, you sound like a good fit for /v/agabond. You can apply directly (ID is 665282322 if you need it) Or just wait for a bit until the danchou notices your post. If you apply directly put /v/ in your profile so we know to let you in you cam change it back after
>>2814431please reply >>2814418 I only have 2:15 hours before I ran out of carats
>>2814449Welcome to /v/ma (community) bro. Where you already here or did you just find us?
>>2814462Got noticed, and in, thanks.
>>2814460Just to push to A+. I'll talk it over with my club, what's your ID?
>>2814431Nothing seems wrong with the deck. Is she not getting enough stamina, or not hitting medium S, or what?
Is it worth borrowing wit teio over CB?
>>2814476No
>>2814476As a raw wit statstick, she's worse, but you can go for it if you want the pace chaser hints or if you're not running Kita.
>>2814456Incredible Uf Nishino takes victory from the final straight880837378808373788083737
>>2814487She really popped off!
>>2814469I think it's a lack of skill because I cannot understand this scenario in the little time I have for this CM. I need the carats
>>2814487How the fuck do you people have entire teams already? Oh God I will never catch up, I will never be good
>>2814497Mile IS PISS EASY and fun to build
>>2814465Semi lurking since Gemini cup on /v/ . I'm the one that's been running Taishin and W!Mayano til I got Ayabe who I was aiming for at the start.
>>2814491It takes a few runs bro but you can still make it. Make sure you look at the /v/idya guide
>>28144876/9 JOIN JOIN JOIN or spectate to see what mile will be like
>>2814513YOU LIED TO ME WHORE
10 fan runs deep and its still not looking good
>>2814491From the looks of it, even if you were hitting your speed/power/wit goals, you probably don't have enough stamina sparks in this setup. I'm not sure how you would go about fixing this other than potentially finding a better borrow or just outright running a stamina card.I don't know what you're doing in career, but realizing that I should be buying songs as early as possible for passive +stat training bonuses, greeding for all three +5% rainbow songs by first summer at the latest, and budgeting for senior year to greed even harder for +5/10% rainbow songs by second summer is when it started clicking for me.If you can manage it, I would consider just running your best Xoguri that actually has sufficient stamina, even if she's not optimal. There's A LOT of auto trained teams in day 1.
>>2814487Nishino pops off again! I'll host one more 358603303586033035860330>>2814515join NOW
>>2814491I'm still figuring out shit myself, but the song planning tool that got posted a couple threads ago helped me a lot.https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2798131/#q2798839
>>2814506>Semi lurking since Gemini cup on /v/Jesus Christ that's a long ass time, welcome to the clubs oldfag
>>2814524>don't have enough stamina sparks in this setupI am using this borrow 806370030575 someone gave to me, the Tachyon borrow is ass it's the best thing I had I have never looped anything I hadn't played GL until today and hated it but I need the carats please help me
WHICH WAY WHITE MAN
Anyone got a good dirt goldship borrow?
>>2814536Which direction is your chair facing?
>>2814536Rickey Lickey
>>2814536THE ARGIE NOW
>>2814526>full shine
>>2814536Right handed demon
one step closer to attaining the mastery of a trve wizard...
>>2814536LONG SLEEVE SEX>Both have long sleevesFUUUUUUUUCK
>>2814541Not him but my chair and PC are facing north (on the southern hemisphere btw).What does that mean for my chakras
>>2814554Holy shit, double sleeve sex
>>2814552>Unread lobby conversations>Unread story>Unchecked shop>Event notification >Unwatched concertsHow do you live like this?
>>2814531I'm using 541104289366 personally, which I think has a bit more affinity, but I imagine the primary bottleneck is coming from your own Tachyon. Not sure it's realistic to fix that in the less than two hours before day 1 closes, so you might have to suck it up and run a stamina card.
Any jiggies while waiting for CM?
We hate jiggies here
>>2814558NTA but:>unforgivable>there are umas i dont care for>daily shop a shit>im not spinning at less than 250 chips>unforgivable also
>>2814556ITS OVER YOUR ACCOUNT IS BRICKED
>>2814559God damn it I should've looped while burnt out, I am such a hopeless retard. What card would you even replace by a stamina one in my deck?
>Sub to nips on twitter>Apparently oldmas also get new casual* outfitsBased? On a related note, any recommendations for a free nippinese VPN?
>>2814546She's not that, kill yourself
>>2814526Thank you for joining everyone! Here are the stats for the top 4 umas, so it isn't just myself.
>>2814569umavpn.top
>>2814565It's possible to cap speed with 2 speed on xog but it's CBT
>just set up my fan runYUUUUUUUUUUP its time
>>2814565Sweep is probably the weakest card in the deck, if you ask me?
>>2814569Oh yeah some umas get extra outfits, that one is because tachyon is going to her brother's wedding
>>2814575>a typical day at the DNC headquarters
>>2814552I'm a birthday boy too. One more year until my age starts with a fucking 3
>Here are the stats for the top 4 umas, >so it isn't just myselfI didnt even enter and i feel mogged by that, got damn
>>2814575The gaze on me outfits are the lewdest thing in the game
>>2814582Don't worry anon, I'll build some actual aces soon and ill be the one doing the mogging
>>2814581>people born in 2024 post hereDamn!
>>2814571Thanks for hosting
>>2814581Who tf wants to go to morioka
>>2814569>On a related note, any recommendations for a free nippinese VPN?Personally, I just set up Tailscale on a laptop and my phone, and leave the laptop on at home while I'm traveling. If I just need to get past censors or region blocks, there's no VPN service more convenient than my own home network.
>>2814575>>2814583Yup!
>>2814593Cute butt
>>2814589your marewife invites you to her hometown and you turn your nose up?
>>2814575>>2814583My type is the one on the left
>>2814541>>2814544>>2814546>>2814548>>28145542 VS 2 HUH?ODDS LICKYEVENS LICKEY
>>2814385
>>2814593>>2814596There is nothing there, she needs to eat some real calories before she dies of malnutrition
>>2814602
>>2814600CHINA WON
>>2814600>even dubsRICKEYLUCKY!
>>2814570
>>2814601>sound-How the FUCK did I not notice that
>>2814606You are brown or Chinese too because you like malnourished skellies about to die from famine
Prove to me your account isnt bricked
>>2814599Do Akebono and Flower
>>2814613Jesus Christ Argentinians are fucking subhumans, Dia is completely ruined
>>2814616Looks like you have work to do
>>2814619Bro you are unironically Argiebroken. I get why you may feel that way but having a spergout whenever it gets mentioned just makes you unbearable.
bros how long till shitter hours again... and why are they next to double murmur sperm whale hours...
>>2814627It's more unbearable to see such a beautiful and respectful uma like Dia associated with such a shithole and horrible people
>>2814624>implying ill willingly talk to whorren
>>2814636>shithole and horrible people
>>2814616I don't give a FUCK about lobby conversations
>>2814619>Argentinians are fucking subhumansWhy are you like this?
Now that i think about it, im so bad at geography i dont actually even know where argentina is
>>2814617I can't... I have neither
argentina wonbrownons lost
>>2814645Why are THEY like this? It's their own fault
>>2814646On the southern cone, next to Chile(meme long country) and under Brazil and Bolivia.
>>2814649argentinians are not white at best they are some kind of jew rape baby mix
>>2814649>Implying those 2 are different
>>2814652you sound spiritually brown
why she so GIGANTIC
Level 11 takes so FUCKING long.
>>2814646Just remember. Argentina has penguins.
>>2814660Her ears are pretty huge yeah
>>2814616Rickey fucking HATES me
I don't think we should allow umaganda for umas that are a year+ away
>>2814662The Falklands are British
>>2814666Move your sofa 3 degrees north
>>2814616I'm only missing 1 Bijin and 4 Rickeys
>>2814668That's what you think! AHAHAHAHAHHAHA! This time you don't even have working ships!
>>2814627Football fans online really hate Argentina for some reason
>>2814660She's still tiny as hell, the actual taller umas start at 167cm
>>2814673redditors to be precise
>>2814673>Football fans online really hate Argentina for some reasonAnti-Messi fever
>start rickey's career>dia kidnaps me not even five turns incan't run away from the sleeve
>>2814673>>2814676>>2814678I won't get into it, but it's definitely not just football fans and they've 100% earned their reputation
Its over for me anons, I will have to do THAT
>>2814675ningen women are sorta tall huh
Fusapan carats secured
>>2814664Rickey's ears are so big that whenever I see her, I end uo thinking she looks more like a bunnygirl than a horse.
>>2814676Yeah Reddit is the worst about it but I've seen it on youtube comments too during the world cup
>/sp/argie giving us a bad rep againI don't associate with him or claim Satono leave me out of this shit
>>2814682>sparking the alt of a dirt only umaBut why
>>2814693I want to stick my cock in falcon duh
>>2814679I thought Kita raping you was an eraUma thing only
>>2814693It's a circular argument.
>>2814666I spent over an hour refreshing the lobby trying to get Rickey's conversations before I gave up and just used the archive keys
Is Budding Blossom a must-inherit for anyone running Pace in the Mile CM or is it one of those ones that only works on the original trainee
>>2814689>/sp/argie giving us a bad rep againIt's just a guy who gets mad when someone mentions Argentina for some fucking reason.
>>2814660
>>2814699Must have, you're thinking of shooting as the "only works on the trainee" one.
Zero is where the center stands!
>>2814698>used the archive keysYDNBTG
>>2814660Because she fat.
>>2814699I suspect it will be a must inherit on backliners too
My carat count keeps climbing ridiculously fast because of the constant looping.
>>2814678Yeah this is trashy as hell
Not doing any fan runs until I get dirt A, sorry danchou!
NIGGER
i just saw a nigga emote before he got ron'd on the last tile for 13 orphans
RICKEYBROS SAVE ME>move into a studio apartment>draw it and ask ai for advice>4 different sites say that feng shui is shit>chinkseek in perticular told me about my bed position causing bad sleep and that "Water from the toilet flushes away romance, partnership luck, and maternal energy. If you are single, it suppresses new relationships." both are very trueIM DONE FOR!!!!
>>2814718>Water from the toilet flushes away romance, partnership luck, and maternal energy.Rickey said feng shui was based on real life and science. What
Some of these reminded me of /v/ma so here you go.>Been a while since the last Dirt CM Let's give it our best!>Looks like the next opponent is...>Almond Eye?!>There they are! More of those conversion-addicted crazy trainers! Espo, call the police!>Now now>Is this what you call good sportsmanship?>(Donna: Dirt G => A)>I rather like it>Running while covered in dirt, that is>(Mr Cool Beauty: Dirt G => S)>It's not a police officer, but Fenomeno is also here>She's here, too?!>Isn't that Narita Taishin over there?>She's from the lunatic that runs BNW every CM so that's different.>Lunatic?! Every time?!
>>2814718have you considered not sleeping in the toilet?
>>2814715>Another link...in the endless chain of loops>Surely thou does tire of this endless struggle againt thy fate
>>2814720>Scam artist lies about their scamShocking, truly
>>2814718>Water from the toilet flushes away romance, partnership luck, and maternal energy. If you are single, it suppresses new relationships.
>>2814709I suspect that too. It's super high value.
>>2814702The problem is associating Dia with the shithole
>>2814724Fuck off hokko, not going to Tomakomai
>Dozens of bingo cards to go throughI think I did too many fan runs
>>2814708I want to eat out samson big
Nice.
>>2814722>>2814720>>2814726https://litter.catbox.moe/2jahh5bm6wvy019t.pngits because the toilet shares the same wall as the bed (although theyre in different rooms) and the toilet is in the corner of the apt.
>>2814721>She's from the lunatic that runs BNW every CM so that's different.Heh There's a jap streamer that runs BNW every CM for those who didn't know
>>2814728>The problem is associating Dia with the shitholeDia is half Argentinian, and that's something you can't change. You have to learn to live with it and not get so angry.
>>2814735>he has to WALK AROUND the table to get into bedpsychotic shit right here
>>2814716
>>2814735
My parenting plans might have shifted. For ends I was going ryan+cheer king but someone said earlier the best uniques are biwa, spe, or fuji. Rudolf is already in the lineage. Do I ditch king for one of the others?
>>2814740The horse is, there is nothing related to the shithole in her in-game character, they did not incorporate it. And that's a fact, so fuck off
>>2814684What the fuck? Not even a week in?
>>2814735God I wish I had an in unit washing machine. The only real problem with where I'm living.
>>2814747Pretty sure they were just listing generic good parents, not track specific accels
>>2814740Can you stop engaging with this retard? Let him believe this place is a shithole while he has to rub shoulders with nogs and pakis and we don't.Anyone that actually believes all that shit is a brainwashed twittoid that actually believes the paid propaganda they push against us.
>>2814740So? Inari is the wild child from Edo but does not actually come from Edo IRL.
>>2814749I think it's exactly 1 week actually. I don't even have enough Umas to fill my team so it could have been more.
>>2814753What an odd thing to say
>>2814708Hishi AkeFATForever FATBlast OneFATFATank RickeySymboli FAT SKitasan FATCasino FATFAT VariationTransFATInes FATjin
ONE HOUR
>>2814753>Let him believe this place is a shitholeBut it's true
>>2814753Paid propaganda?
>>2814755Creek looks like a mom trying on her high school cheer leader outfit here
>>2814755Mad, anything cool is there that we lack?
>>2814708To be more accurate with her heavy irl counterpart, Win Variation should be taller and have fat tits
>>2814708God, Imagine how easy it'd be to pick up Stay Gold and bend her over your desk.
>>2814761They think someone paid bots to talk shit on Argentina on the Internet when they earned that rep themselves by being assholes to everyone
>>2814763Uh, I dunno. I really just do auto runs while waiting for Fusapan's banner to drop.You don't level up and MLB cards anymore it's all automatic is something that I've noticed. There's this which I think makes parents without running careers but I haven't messed with it because I don't understand it.
>>2814768noone imagines that
>>2814689>>2814753We don't deserve this mistreatment.
>>2814730You think you have a choice?
>>2814773>There's this which I think makes parents without running careersLike autoruns?
do i have to keep the vpn on to download jp umamusume? its slow as shit, god damn
>no-one imagines that
>>2814769>they earned that rep themselves by being assholes to everyoneWhat the fuck are you talking about?
>>2814780Anon, her alt was around 7 months ago...
>>2814780In my case if I didn't keep my VPN on it'd kick me out right away
Making XOgs in Aoharu because I can't figure GL out
>>2814783im doing it for the love of the science and to get the full database>>2814784FUCK!!!!!
>>2814753now you sound just like him, I swear people like you two are produced in factories somewhere>>2814761There is a conspiracy that gulf nations wanted to undermine the public image of Argentina and fifa to gain influence in football, there is probably some truth to it with how you had really odd narratives on Argentine history get spread around. That and Argies are obnoxious online but so is everyone when it comes to football (funnily its like how England has a disproportionate reputation for arrogance in football when its just people know about because they speak one of the best known global languages)
>>2814780I'm on the DMM version and I can turn the VPN off as soon as I'm in the game with no problems.
>>2814239Camping dober Any uma with corner unique that can carryover (eg Brian, Taishin)Any uma with 15%+ spd bonus for easy 1600 spd with 2 spd cards so you can borrow ruby pwr
So a question about ranking, is it total stats that's a big contributer or does the actual rank of a stat matter?Like, would 1199 speed vs 1201 speed on the same uma be just a couple points less or would there be a multiplier that causes that speed to start to be worth more?
>>2814778I have no idea. I'll try one for science for you. Apparently you can select some sparks you want before you start it.
359369473593694735936947Im bored, mile rooma?
>>2814794So this would essentially kill looping, huh?Good!
>>2814759AIEEEEE PLEASE HELP ME I CAN'T GET A SINGLE GL XOG DONE AND I ONLY HAVE MANT USABLE ONES FOR DAY 1 I NEED THE CARATS BUT PEOPLE WILL LAUGH AT ME AND POST ME HERE OR ON /UMA/ OR ON TWITTER OR ON REDDIT IF THEY SEE ME RUNNING THIS AND THEY WILL LAUGH AT ME WHAT DO I DO PLEASE HELP
>>2814793Stats above certain threshold will give you more score.Eg 1200->1201 will give you more score than 800->801
>>2814800Who taught this trainer holy shit
I don't understand this auto parent thing
>>2814794Well yeah it just automatically made a parent, no wait time or anything. Interesting. It would have let me select an agenda too but I just left it default.
>>2814796>instantly filled
>>2814800PLEASE tell me those are auto umas
>>2814804>medium genetics
>>2814790>Argies are obnoxious online but so is everyone when it comes to footballThis is getting out of hand. Countries that had apartheid are calling us "the most racist in the world."
>>2814810It's another chance at medium S
>>2814812it's a compliment
>>2814802>>2814806These are from MANT holy shit can you retards READ
>>2814810Its a white spark that works like a medium pink spark when procced, yes.
>>2814802NOBODY, GL IS TOO HARD FOR ME
>>2814816Why is he still making them in MANT?
>>2814801Ah ok. Definitely gonna have to tweak my deck a bit more then cause I don't think it's gonna break 1200 and not by much if it does.
>
>>2814822>DoxxYOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
erotic
>>2814822>doxxed
>>2814822AIEEEEEEEEEEEE-
MY HOUNDS!!!!!!
>>2814822SLOPPY WORK ANON!!!!!
I am so sorry I got hyped at that last spurt. Auntie still got it.432445114324451143244511
>>2814827Rickey is quite underrated as a lewdable uma. I bet that if you put her in a swimsuit she would kill billions
>>2814800Shut up retard nobody cares
>>2814838I askedI care
>>2814821NIGGER WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO READ, I SAID I CAN'T MAKE A SINGLE USABLE ONE IN GL AND MY ONLY USABLE ONES ARE FROM MANT WHAT DO I DO. HOLY SHIT
>>2814836All is forgiven. Would we even still be playing the game if we didn't get hyped watching kino last spurts?
>>2814800Can someone please help me I only have 30 minutes left
>>2814846ANON a GL run is TWENTY (20) minutes. Bring out whatever xog has uma=2 and 777, she'll be fine.
>>2814820NUnity, anon, use NUnity, goddamn
>>2814800>>2814846Take the one with the highest speed and stam that has the right recovery combo, bring in your two best debuffers (hopefully they have dirt C), then pray.
>>2814836I thought you faggots said smaru was retired
>>2814846Just run your best MANT xog then. The one for Aries is probably good enough
>>2814841My guy if you really can't make a decent xogger in GL or even Nunity over MANT you might genuinely just be terrible at this game
>>28148366/9Pls join it was a mistake AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2814848>>2814849My current GL umas are worse than the ones I have saved from MANT. Also 5-10 minutes is not enough to do all CM runs of a day>>2814850I couldn't make one with Dirt C and Keen eye, it refused to drop>>2814854Thanks>>2814855>you might genuinely just be terrible at this gameI think I've always been...
>>2814851>uma wins once on a distance where everything works>META ALERT META ALERT YOU LIED TO ME AND NOW I WON'T GET A PLAT
>>2814858Its okay anon don't despair, just run whatever MANT xogger wont gas out and you'll collect gibs.
>>2814855>2nd replyI started playing GL today, I know I will never catch up and that I should just start saving for the next scenario, my parents also suck because I've never looped
>>2814856Too risky
>>2814800On songs:Pick TE everytime. Most important songs.Special Priority is underrated. Then Wit or Power early.Chase Light Hello but don't brick yourself over it. If you are at 50% and you have no rainbows, consider date or restAvoid extra races.You can buy and advance your song and perks progression during the career and not just before a concert. That way you can see if you lack a token type and chase it. Also you can buy energy if you have a really strong turn and not enough energy. But it's expensive, use sparingly only if you have a really strong but unsafe turn.Deck:3Spd 2wit LH or 2spd 1stam(Biwa or Cafe SR) 2wit LH. XOG can just go stam sparks and 3SPD-2WIT-LH
lowkey I'm starting to believe the schizo theory that shrewd step does something
>>2814870Did...you not learn that from the pace blob sprint CM?
>>2814870You're beginning to open your mindThe next step is acknowledging the power in Go With The Flow
>I'm not eating my vegetables, i am Sweepy O'TooleHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>2814867I don't have enough stam sparks because my parents are ass. I can only get 500-550 stamina on XOg, this is the worst scenario ever made
>>2814870You’re the schizo
>>2814863Okay look, GL won't click immediately but if you arent a complete newfaggot you'll start getting good runs eventually, just don't try to go all or nothing with your borrows right now, try to do some TT runs to get a feel for GL and then use them to try to make something useableYou are behind but its not impossible, plus round 1 is full of bots, youll get through even with trashTake it slow, read some guides and watch some videos, yes, actually sit down and study the mode, its not as easy as you'd think, you wont get it this time but the next CM youll do a lot better, plus this CM is pure aids anyway
>>2814870>he didn't read the papers
>>2814877So that guy just typed all that up for nothing, just as I feared.
>>2814876
>>2814864It's too late already have you account and bought all three anni carat packs to transfer to mine.
>>2814867Ok I reread it again, thank you so much for the help>>2814882what? shut up
that's some fourth-grade level thinking
>>2814836ACK163438371634383716343837Last one, gotta prepare for the dirtslop>>2814864Please forgive me anon!
How the fuck did this win the room
>>2814885
>>2814887fourth-rate*** yro'ue
>>2814876HEY! I THINK YOU SHOULD EAT YOUR VEGETABLES
How many Stars do I need to get her viable for the Mile CM?
>>2814898Dirtslop
>>2814877Get a 3 or a 2spark stam yourself.Grab a GIGA parentLoop until you have your own 8 or something Stam parentIt's too late though, if you are scrambling to get a parent TODAY baka. I made sure to make Stam and Pow parents for front and backliners, for medium mainly, now working on MileGrab your best parents, use Biwa, and try your best. If you don't make it, all you can do now is taste the defeat and regret, and prepare yourself better for the next time.
>>2814898Don't underestimate the power of guts!
>>2814898IF LOSING, WIN
>>2814905I believe 11 friend
>>2814910Excellent! Off to the mines
>>2814905Base Opera is probably good. You need 10 sparks
>>2814901NO!
I can feel the humiliation, everyone must be laughing at me. I can't take it anymore
>>2814918
>>2814905I wonder how much of this play is just Opera monologuing
>>2814718>Water from the toilet flushes away romance, partnership luck, and maternal energyNever flush your toilet. Problem solved.
>>2814918we are ALL guffawing at you
>umasta Is this what uma slaves said to their uma masters?
>>2814922>>2814926>>2814928>>2814930How the fuck am I winning rooms with the worst team of all time ever in /v/ma history?
>>2814935>what uma slaves said to their uma mastersit's Trainer
>>2814918Eh, it happens anon. You had nothing ready so its okay. You're basically going into the whole thing with a clanker uma
TWELVE MINUTES
>>2814936Dude, no one gave a shit about this CM. Im serious. It sucks.
>>2814936i see that terrorist neigha wtf are you doin...
>>2814936>the worst team of all time ever in /v/ma history
>>2814940>with a clanker umaIt's not a clanker Uma, it's a shit MANT XOguri from Aries (I lost all XOg MANT CMs btw) so >>2814855 is right, I am terrible at this game, one of the worst if not the worst player here
>>2814947holy shit
>didnt make a single ace>find out that you cam retire to get 10 carats before even matchingWell, that was easy
>>2814894Thanks for the fun! Time to get ready for another miserable voyage pequod crew!
>get into lobby>1(one) SINGULAR neigher nature in lobby>skip into autolose
>>2814948A reused MANT ace is pretty much a clanker uma.
How front heavy are /v/ma rooms so far? Is triple Sneed Eater worth investing in?
>>2814947I kinda wish I did this instead of trying
>>2814956The game literally gave you a decent Stam SSR during this event.You have no excuse.
>>2814959Fronts usually take the longest to build, as usual current rooms are pace heavy with strong backliners
I won 4/15 with the worst team I've ever fielded and 0 GL umas and 0 umas with speed above 1200, either XOg is that strong or this CM and scenario killed people that bad. Cygames are absolute retards
>>2814953Thanks for roomas!
>>2814959Ehhh, they're mostly backliner heavy but most people are just fuckin around, waiting for cards like ruby or testing early builds. I expect it to get front heavy soon
>>2814965Xog is that strong and this is the worst CM of all time. The upcoming one is really fun tho
>>2814965I went 11/15 with a complete dogshit team of one and done aces.I can't tell if I was just super lucky with matchmaking or if it's really that bad out there.
>>2814964Kinda but not really. They take longer yes, but most frontfags are metafags and start training early (aka they already have their mile aces). Late surgers usually start showing up around 1 week before CM starts.
>>2814907I feel like those 3 weeks I wasted because of burnout (I haven't even recovered the urge to play yet) without even looping mean I will never catch up to everyone else
When are we getting the Tachyon event
HURRY UP I WANNA PLAY
>>2814975In this CM a number of late trainers (including myself) are waiting for Ruby before going too hard on ace runs.
>>2814801Here are some hard numbers:382: +3 rating/stat point722: +4 rating/stat point993: +5 rating/stat point1049: +6 rating/stat point1101: +7 rating/stat point1200: +6 rating/stat point1201: +8 rating/stat point1290: +9 rating/stat pointI don't know the numbers above 1290, but I presume it continues to climb.
>>2814978The original jp was like in 3.5 or something. BUT considering the acceleration and that they add stuff earlier, we've no clue. I'd guess 2 or 2.5
holy her casual outfit is cute
Is el condor pasa worth it as a front parent for mile
>>2814988No, Plancha is heavily delayed
What do i do shiraoki>EvensDraw ardan>OddsBoard the pequod
>>2814988yes on cm22
Alright everyone, get ready to beat up on a bunch of jobbers
It's time
>>2814993Yay! Seal clubbing!
Alright, time to go do the job.
>>2814980>auto in Trackblazer: Start of the Climaxanon what the heck are you doing
Can we move on to round 2 already
>>2814999SOON
You wouldn't club your fellow Anon if he was a seal, right?
>>2814998Fan run + farming mare sashes
Can we move on to L'Arc already
>>2814990All hail the heavenly decree!CMs a shit, go draw.Shiraoki spoke thus!
>>2814995Seal clubbing jokes were my favorite edgy humor back in the middle school days, that shit had me rolling.
>>2815001If my club member was a seal he'd want me to put him out of his misery
>>2815002Why not use a mare uma to at least loopa
>>2815009Cuz its a fan run, loop runs give too little fans and im trying to help out the club.
Idk if im just lucky bit where the fuck are the whales
>>2815015Hunting a bunch of krill
>lost to an independent learnerI'm killing myself
Guess I gotta make that dirt cheer Nature now
such cm, many interesting
>>2815020JANNY DELETED THE THREAD
>>2815023>so called free thinkers when sent to Oi 2000m
>download the jpuma (finally)>new startup video>Gyarus are hereKINO!!!
I'm dodging A, I don't want to deal with Xogs just to make it to finals
>>2814918Nobody laughs if you just keep it to yourself. Nobody cares about anybody else’s results but their own
>>2815025The what
I didn't mean to reply I just wanted to post the picture
>>2815020Sebastian...
This CM is....underwhelming, way too easy. No variety, and too many clankers, I hope round 3 is better
GO MY BESTIE (It was a weak room)
>just lost to a regular Oguri due to a perfect Corner Accel procI'm going to hand in my trainer license.
>>2815035Thats how I feel too. Beginning with dirt was NOT it
Losing to natural dirt Umas actually pisses me off just as much as losing to XOguri. I put in more work than they did I feel like I deserve it more.
GGs Yeppersbro, sorry I did you like that
If I see an Inari One I already know I've lost that room, every one I've seen is crazy strong.
>>2815041Fuck you mean anon, you lost to SOUL
>>2815041Sometimes I wonder if I should just put Corner Accel on my umas just to randomly troll people like that. I still remember that guy that lost a plat to corner accel Teio.
>>2815049She feels quite strong. I think i saw two or three in rooms here and she felt good
>>2815029This isn't true because people regularly post what they ran into both here and in other parts of the Internet, many people are laughing at me
>>2815046
>>2815056You vastly overestimate the importance of a rando on the internet
lollmao
>>2815059I don't care if they're not necessarily meta you took the path of least resistance so fuck you.
When does this CM get good, I'm facing either xogslop or newfags that get demolished
This is what every CM lobby should look like. Last one was base Flash btw>Next room is Double dom XOguriSTOOOOOOP
>>2815041>he doubtedCCGODS own this thread
>>2815060My self-steem is very fragile and basically non-existent
>>2815067>base FlashI CANNOT STOP KNEELING
Honyaku happy!
>>2815071Im running her for the mile CM!
>>2814984Ah, so not huge, but it looks like 1201 to 1250 adds 441 points if I'm understanding.Not a huge amount, but not a non-factor number either. Explains why trying to focus stats is still a thing like a manual run.
>>2815073A+ NEVER AGAIN
Hi Anon
>>2815080AWAYAWAY
>>2815056Genuinely nobody cares whether you win or lose. People only care if they win. Chances of running into anyone here and having them recognize you is also extremely low. I guarantee you nobody cares enough to even laugh. And worst case scenario, in the extremely low chance you run into someone here and they have a chuckle to themselves, so what? You’ll have no way of knowing, so who cares what anyone thinks about pvp umas in a gacha game. This shit is degenerate
>>2815080mare sex
>66% winrate round 1Cooked I fear.
>"""end closer""" just hangin' out in 2nd-4th all racewhat da hell goin on
>>2815080I MADE 10 MILLION TODAY WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
>>2815080I'm clean
>>2815080EMPTY TP BAR? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE HUH?>starts a run>*give up*>*repeat x6*YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
>Switch to a different Digitan and Bamboo to see what happens>Digitan starts winning and Bamboo starts losing harderIncredible
>>2815065Gets good next CM
>>2815079/v/mers were A+?
>>2815080FUCK OFF CHRONO IM FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE FOR A+
LUCKMOGGED
>>2815095Pre-MANT
>>2815089oh.
>>2815088Ive had worse win rates and still won plat
>>2815100I HATE DEBUFFSLOP I HATE DEBUFFSLOP
>>2815098>number of death>mogged by a clankerI am laughing
Thanks for carrying me FalcoGlad I picked you with the 3* voucher
Ayabe! Only one win behind my xog now. Not looking good for Doto thoughever.
>>2815099They were? I remember them barely being A pre-MANT, they were a relatively new club
>>2815079We just need a hero to suddenly find 300 million fans in the basement again.
>Rickey with 8 greens>half of them are RNG or outright don't work at all>with 470 stam and a whiteMaybe you guys were right and most people can't actually build this girl.
holy shit i just found the /v/agabond dirt cafe, in absolute awe of your team
damn the end of the last thread got very sad
>>2815095The big 5 of A+ were>Oy Neigh>/v/ma>Der/v/>/v/mers>/v/mapyoiThen pre-collapse /herse/ was the 6th ranger at a solid A rank. Now they've been supplanted by starASTERstar as the 6th ranger.
>ran into someone hereSNAP, keeping this one for later
>>2814870Shrewd Step is groundwork for Paces
>>2815113Yuh, for a while they were. /v/mers rose very quickly.
>>2815120What happens if you defeat the big 5 danchous?
>>2815125Then you face the final boss: the horseMD danchou (true form)
>>2815115Most people can barely build a xog or even a front runner correctly. Why in the fuck did any of you think these tards could handle making Bricky
I will run 3 clanker debuffers
Holy fuck dude
>>2815121Was it me? Running gold city
I think I just encountered someone from star ASTER star
>>2815131WHY CAN'T I HAVE ROOMS LIKE THIS
>>2815119Didnt read it, QRD?
>>2815121If anyone does run into me congrats on the free win.
>>2815120Other than in Oy Neigh (and even that is debatable) none of the danchous are the strongest of their clubs.
>both opponents brought botsWhat the?
>>28151356 million
>>2815132>>2815133WELP, THAT SOLVED IT LOL
>>2815132Guess that >>2815133 answers your questionIt was a rickey dickey individual
>>2815131>>2815138maximizing gibs while minimizing efforts, that's pretty based
>>2815137Meant for>>2815125
>All bots>Skip race>Free winWtf bros
Autorun and its consequences have been a disaster for the Uma race
>My auto dirt C debuffer came in 4thLotta people just phoning it in this time
This CM is such a joke
>all of my mile loopas are as good as if not better than borrows at this pointI wish I could do a manual run while looping because it feels like a waste not using the borrows
>>2815137>der/v/ danchou defeated debatably the strongest of Oy Neigh>not even the strongest of his own clubUhhh, bros?
>>2815144>There will be more than one person who wins plat with an autorun teamKino.
>going 15-0>can't even celebrate it because im just raping a bunch of jobbers.The absolute state of this cm
>>2815135Some anons talking about their depression and suicidal thoughts
>>2815151Ayeeeee hand over the friend code faggit
>>2815149Wait until round 2 but honestly yeah vast majority of players either dont tryhard or suck
Ok here's what I don't get.This is pretty good but now I also would like to have Pedal to the Metal and Latch On as well so what's the next step here?
>>2815155i'm in the trenches with xogurihitlers and rickeyzedongs, any 3-2 i'm jumping for joy.
>>2815155Are you really not getting any UF xogs with double debuffers?
>>2815149we're past mickey mouse cups, this is a whole mickey mouse scenario
>>2815156Buzzkill, not reading that
>>2815152
HOLY SHIT, CHECK YOUR INBOX!!!
>>2815171I mean I already said it got sad
>>2815162Save that, borrow a parent that has pedal to the metal and latch on. Use that GP and that borrowed parent on a new uma.
>>2815162You find a borrow with those abilities and the other ones you want and breed them on. The more legacies that white spark is on, the higher chances it becomes a white spark on the new parent
>>2815174xoguri must've ated it all...
>>2815174wtf i got a new job offer
>>2815174You lied to me.
>>2815174GOD DAMN!!!>>2815183this is what awaits everyone after the stakes it seems
Was....getting to group A supposed to be hard? I dont get it. It was sorta straightforward.T. Newfag
Oh Digitan...
>>2815192I am the kami oshi
>>2815191Congrats anon, and yeah we're all shitters here
>>2815152I'm not the strongest in Oy Neigh. The club has as a ton of skilled trainers. I peaked during aoharu, and my reputation mostly comes from back then. I'm just a washed up grade 9 trainer these days.
>Look at lobby>Xog>50% chance I lose>Non-Xog>AutowinCan we just do miles
>>2815189Isn't that the fucking BD exclusive card that we didn't get because we're not jap paypigs?
>>2815151I'm in the same boat. At best, a borrow might have one skill that I don't have in my parents.I'm just fishing for 3* miles at this point
>>2815191Round 2 starts tomorrow
>>2815191Are you a drooling retard who's only capable of slapping glowing buttons while refusing to read? No? Then you can make A finals unless you're a terminal contrarian who refuses to use anything meta
>>2815191The hard part is getting to group A finals. Round 2 will probably be hell if most of those auto umas didn't make it.
>Can beat THISMaybe my dirt Sweep isn't so bricked after allMy hero DigiGOAT has been hard carrying most of the races though
>>2815198Don't say that, the mile CM is coming. Suzucute is ready for a dominant performance.
>miss the 777 proc>"this is fine, she still has U=ma2-">U=ma2 has a 3~4th positional requirement>my fatty is the lucky pacerI should have picked up Shake It Off. Without the heals she gassed right before the finish line and lost by a head to another Xoguri.
>>2815205>drooling retard who's only capable of slapping glowing buttons while refusing to read?I do this
>>2815206I'd believe it but by the law of averages with THIS many bourbon-made umas there are still bound to be a bunch of auto teams that make it through
>>2815206All these auto umas being here mean that a bunch of weaker players that wouldn't have qualified round 2 A on a normal CM are now there too though.
>>2815198If you are a washed up grade 9 I don't even want to begin imagining the piece of shit I am
>>2815205>slapping glowing buttons while refusing to read?But this is exactly how you play GL
>>2815220This, I worry that the pool of skilled trainers just dropped massively. This devalues my plats
>>2815205It's never that simple and I fucking hate you guys that try and pass it off as such.
>>2815198Even if you say that danchou I'll still look up to you as someone to aspire to.
Based ShichiGOD
>>2815228>reading comprehension
>>2815232UNITY???
>>2815191Read the thread. This CM is particularly easy if you just stuck to a strong game plan. A lot of global phoned it in. Previous CM was also very easy. Practice rooms here and public rooms arent indicative of the actual umas you’ll see in a CM.However it’s a newb trap to get cocky during round 1. Day 1 and 2 is round one where everyone is in the same pool. Those who get three wins in a set move to Group A in round 2. Those who dont get sent to Group B. Round 2 starts tomorrow, Group A is generally much more punishing and you need to win 3 games in a set to go to A finals. Generally speaking you shouldnt get cocky during round 1. Wait until tomorrow and see how it goes. If you made it congrats, you’re not a retard. Just having access to the trainers here and their advice gives you a huge leg up over your average trainer. You did well to get this far as a new player, so keep it up
>>2815232I guess she is keeping it real
When are we having a clanker cup? There are clankers beating actual players out there
>>2815241Host it right now, 18 player clanker race
>End XOguriGod damn that was horrifying.
>>2815216I'd been saying that with all the debuffers, U=ma2 is for backliners.
>>2815117She is doing better than I thought for something I got done on the 3rd attempt and not getting From The Brink, I guess Medium S + weak lobbies are carrying her.
>>2815246SOUL
>>2815160I'll post it when my loops finally produce a good all-in-one. Right now they're all mish-mashes of what I want so the borrow is just okay.Or maybe I won't so I have an edge on all you faggots who knows!
Late is the only honest racing style.
Why is it so impossible to get medium S on rickey
Make the clanker cup NOW
How important is Turf S gonna be going forward in short races?
>>2815237Thanks for the advice! Idk, im excited. I dont think this CM thing is all that hard
>>2815256Surface S has literally never mattered at any distance why would you think it's suddenly going to matter now?
>>2815256Good but worse than distance
You guys are having so much fun, how do I recover the spark I lost in this game? I don't know if it's a mental block or what
I love getting a late start so bad that my front runs as a late in the race
that makween almost won. i'm kneeling
Eyyy.That 4th room was hilarious, fucking 6 fronts so no one's XOguri worked but I didn't fall for the TTL gaslight and won the front fight in the midrace because I wasn't dragging around the anchor that was Bourbon Wit
>>2815256You're never going to be sad to see it but on any track with reliable accels I don't think it's that important.
>>2815265ITS TIME
Whoever it was that said most people don't know how to build Christmas Oguri was right.
>>2815259That was how I felt in my very first CM, but then I went 3/40 in Round 2. That being said, I didn't respect the meta and had no idea what I was doing. If you took the advice of the trainers here and ran strong umas/strats and hit the right stat thresholds, you should be fine. Previous CMs were a lot more competitive than the current one, which is why you see so much shock and awe right now over how easy this one is. It's a combination of people not knowing how to play Grand Live and also autorun causing people to be too lazy to even make proper aces would be my guess. It also wasn't a very fun CM to train for with a limited amount of characters to use.Either way, don't count your chickens before they hatch. Round 2 may be more of the same for you, or it may pose an added challenge. Generally speaking it's a lot harder, but this time I don't expect it to be soul-crushingly hard. I think you'll make it if you did well so far. Good luck and have >fun
This is giving me Aries flashblacks. Looks like i'm getting another silver.
>just saw a rickey with no greensSeeing my omega hitler xoguri obliterate some random shitter is not fun its sad, where are the whales
*clank* *clank* *clank*
>race against someone's old MANT runners>race against Dirt E runners>race against two xog+double debuff trainersCalling this the worst CM really isn't an exaggeration.
>12 millon coins away from pot5-ing all my umasis it looking good?
Is this CM actually free of you bring a Natie? Still a ton of people with SS or autorun umas, this might make CMs easier from here on out
I hope you are liking the fan runs danchou!
>>2815265If you're at that point you need to just chill on the game until you feel better. If you force yourself to grind when you're not having fun you'll just make it worse. Just take it easy.
WAIT, RIGANTONA IS IN THE GAME?! i thought she was one of the scrapped characters due to licensing or something
>>2815280If this happened to me and I was running metaslop, I'd consider deleting my account on the spot.
>>2815283This CM is free in general
such a wonderful feelin
Ah, I get it now.Telling everyone to pull for Rickey because she's good on dirt was actually a long con to get a bunch of bad trainers to enter CM with an uma that they're too incompetent to build properly, thus weakening the competition. A truly masterful ploy.
>>2815290Yuh, we've discussed it before
>>2815265im not, i was about to quit the game but i realized i would just doomscroll on my free time so i might as well keep going
>proper try to build XOguri for cm>every single fucking race she's been 2nd or 3rdI'm not sure what's worse, losing to other XOgs or random umas out of nowhere
>>2815271No, Mile won't be enough, I still feel like I don't want to play>>2815285I've been like this since Leo ended, that's almost a month and things aren't getting better except now I have FOMO over being unprepared for future CMs. There has to be another solution
Are.....are we the baddies now?
>>2815290She's an NPC but yeah
>Encounter a room where everyone except for me is running UGs>One of them is from /v/mapyoi (Inari, Steampunk Taishin, Digitan)>Also got podium Scary...
Eat SHIT oguri crap, you will never become anyone's oshi!
>>2815277>Looks like i'm getting another silver.I hope so. You deserve it.
>>2815298>we've discussed it beforeim not here for every thread>>2815306i still have hope. damn, she is sexo
>>2815305/v/ma was always the bad guy, why do you think we got kicked out of 2 boards and have bad blood with several mods?
How did the debuff terrorists with dirt C, dirt B, and dirt D win a race?
>>2815305The Pequod is actually helmed by the beasts of the deep. Has been for a while now.The hunting expeditions at the start of CM are just a trick to entice hapless trainers onto a boat where they have nowhere to run.
>>2815308Based on the team comps I've seen people posting here it seems like she's a lot of people's oshis.
>>2815308...hot
This might be the fattest whale I ever caught. Yes those are both from the same guy.
>>2815315True... True.
>>2815303Follow this flowchart>do I feel like playingPlay>do I not feel like playing Don't play.GL is simple, just do a few runs for mile and you'll have a good time. Use the tool that the one anon made
>>2815308She was simply hungry and that distracted her from winning.
>>2815305I'm not using debuffers so I'm only half a villain.
>>2815305>>2815315Ahab is as much a monster as Moby Dick. It is known.
>>2815312>we got kicked out of 2 boards2?
>>2815319Honestly at this point the only crazy one is wit Teio.
>>2815305The captain of the pequod is an omegawhale.
>>2815303>I have FOMO over being unprepared for future CMsbro half of global is sending in fucking auto runs into this CM. You can do that too, just stop worrying about it man. If you're not feeling it, you're not feeling it. A month really isn't that long. If it was Leo one that would be one thing. There's a guy here who took a break for 10 months and got back into it now and is doing fine. Just take it easy and stop stressing out over fomo in a CM of all things.
>>2815319>Have MLB Light Hello>Borrow it anyway so yo can run your own MLB Teio instead of just borrowing that shitThe inner machinations of a whale are an enigma
>40 runs later and my only losses were to Oguris>one of which was a vanilla this CM is COOKED
>>2815330The...pequod has a captain? I thought it was volunteer work to slay the beasts and protect the weaker shitters of the shore
>>2815305Always were.
>>2815328We tried to set up camp in 4+4chan during the bunker saga and we got instantly sent to a different board and insulted. /v/ was promised to us 5000 years ago
>>2815334>runs xoggeryou are the problem though
>>2815305Bro in gemini 1 we had a nigger go 79-1. We were always the baddies.
>>2815336sowwy, we're slaying the shitters and protecting the beasts under new management
>>2815312>and have bad blood with several mods?Literally who doesn't have bad blood with the shitty ass mods. They bring it upon themselves
Everytime im about to get a fucking 3-2 i get paired with 2 teams of Xog+2 debuffers.
>>2815344I SEE IT!!!!!THE TRUE CAPTAIN IS REVEALED!!!!
>Finally get and play Falcon>Looking at her legs running in that very short skirt is doing something to meI DON'T WANT TO FIND FALCO SEXY HELP
>>2815342well everyone else is doing it
>>2815339No we didn't really try to do that, it was an option but we didn't get kicked out of anywhere but /v/, and plenty of other games have had or are going through the same thing right now. Take Fire Emblem, you're not even allowed to talk about the new game without getting banned now. I got warned for merely posting in a Fire Emblem thread on /v/
>>2815350I spent 100 bucks on sex falcon and I don't regret it
Keep that same villain energy tomorrow when the bots get filtered out and you can't farm PvE umas anymore
>>2815350She always was sex as fuck
I dont get it, whats supposed to be making my runs glue by the end of junior year? Not enough songs?
>>2815346Our case is egregious because of how many times (justifiably) we went to the IRC
>>2815350You are an orb fucker. Admit it.
The Pequod has been repurposed into a mobile operations base tasked with the cleanup of rogue mechanical agents.
Clanker Cup doko?
>>2815354
>>2815350
>>2815363Less than 4 songs = glue. You want at least 10% friendship bonus (preferably 15%)
>>2815356Personally I expect round 2 to be the sweatiest most disgusting thing ever. I'll be happy just to win one race.
>>2815336Anon, we ARE the beasts.Have you not seen how the torenas here grow fat as they gorge themselves on defenseless krill?
>>2815356this the TRVE oguri killers will show up tomorrow trust the plan bwos
>>2815350I want falco to crush my head between her fat dirter thighs and im not afraid to say so
>>2815356I have quite literally never had a CM win rate below 80%
>>2815368What parameters for the race?
>>2815356bro completely forgot the sprint CM was also a complete jokeCome on man this CM just aint it, global got way too lazy with the addition of auto mode
>>2815353Damn that image is sad. What do you think caused this sudden switch? Was it us?
>>2815380Satsuki sho, firm, great mood?
>>2815376...bwos?
>>2815385They've been kicking games out for a long time, us in particular are just the biggest example
>>2815356I'm not villianposting because I know I'm getting raped by the people who actually built umas.
>>2815372oh is that the bar? I thought getting +wit and +skill points was more important for junior.
>>2815380Dirtslop for clankers
>>2815379>never had a CM win rate below 80%Why can't I do this ever? Why am I so bad
>>2815385>sudden switchLol some of those "episodes" are from years ago. This is not a new thing. Deltarune was being harassed before we even started having threads on /v/. I would say in recent years though they've really lost the plot but they've always played favorites and shut down game discussion on games they didn't like, even if it was on topic. This happens on other boards too. Half of /vt/ abandoned that board due to similar antics with mods playing favorites.
>>2815394the wit bonus song is good but TE is betterthe skill point songs don't show up until classic year
I was just thinking that there's not being a single CM where I haven't suffered through round 1 (yes, not even 2)getting multiple 2-3 even when I know for a fact that my umas are capable of winning here or in pubs. Probably because I rarely run meta but at this point I'm inclined to believe accounts rng are seeded because when it matters, almost everything goes wrong.
>>2815385It's been going on before us. All it takes is a mod or janny with a chip on their shoulder and you're not allowed to discuss that game any more on /v/Feels like it got way worse after the hack though. Probably because anyone who wasn't fucking insane quit.
>>2815385Lob Corp shit was 8 years ago
>>2815305Beasts all over the shop....You'll be one of them, sooner or later
>>2815405Personally, I think my account is set to reach A finals every time, but lose plat most of the time. The only times I ever win plat is when it'd be the funniest outcome imaginable.
>>2815394Have you watched the /v/idya guide yet bro?
>>2815385Jannies have been trannies since the beginning of the universe.
>Rape a xoguri nigger>Send opera sticker afterEat SHIT.
>>2815398>had a 90% heading into finals once>lost>never again even came close to it againSomething broke that day, im surpsised I didn't quit
>>2815420Thats happened to me too, finals are out of your control and a crapshoot. Its okay
>>2815419>not posting a wuv you sticker instead
I love agnes so much bros
>>2815428There are two Agnes, which one are you talking about?
2-2-2-1I'm feeling pretty good about my chances in group B
>agnes
>>2815430The crazy one
>>2815428i love mejiro
Hags?
>>2815428
>ywn experience winning the first ms victoria CM
>>2815433....there are two crazy Agneses, who the fuck are you talking about
>>2815433
>>2815428Your opinion on Narita?
>>2815437>ywn experience winning the first ms victoria CM AGAINftfy
Just saw a XOG eat 5 stam debuffs and die right when she was about to pass meMost beautiful thing I've ever seen
clanker cup doko
>>2815440>>2815441The crazy agnes that rooms with the other agnes dude, come on.
>>2815437I will never win a CM again period. I think I should retire with my single Mickey Mouse win
>>2815445This, clanker cup please!
>>2815437the first one didn't even display the name properly, it was bugged out.
>>2815437Can't relate.My GOAT pulled through despite having the lowest winrate on the team.It made me tear up a bit.
>>2815347And it happened again, going 2-3 four times today and 2-3 three times (with a lucky 3-2)yesterday. I'm really not making it to A finals this time, I'm sure of it, so all that i can say is FUCK XOGGERS
>>2815290Yes, we will be rzcing Kingu's dad in L'Arc
No Oguri Cup doko?
Just came from early dinner. Did the CMs go the same as yesterday?
>>2815437I don't think I'll win any of them.
>>2815437I won the first MS Victoria CM with my wife. Best feeling ever, I literally don't care if I lose all CMs moving forward, I already won. SPRINT KINO
>>2815444>>2815435sexo!
>>2815447She will SAVE you
>2815428I see what you're doing, you're not getting a (You) out of me
>>2815446So...Tachyon or Digital?
>>2815455The CM is pathetically easy
>>2815437Couldn't be me
>>2815460you just gave it away to everyone ITT though
Now this is kino
>>2815465Same
>>2815467Evil ass lobby
>>2815437sprintslop is literally the special olympics
>>2815437Ms. Victoria is completely meaningless if my oshi isn't the one singing it, so I'll care about it when she can actually compete for it
>>2815467Don't hide your xogger faggot.
CLANKER CUP NOW OR I DROP THE MENTO
>Decide to do the CM runs>get a notification that the edp445 documentary came outmm, later then
Frankly, this CM doesn't matter, none of them do, really, except for one!Tell me, what do I loop to get my L'Arc CM parents ready? I am thinking Kingu, Opera and Rudolf
>>2815479THE QUEEN HAS GONE INSANE, I MUST STOP HER
>Oguri Clank
>>2815479The Triple Crown association has received your request. Look forward to September.
>>2815479NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2815480>its on right nowbro
Fun race timeCome and join the clanker cup3460863934608639346086392000m Satsuki shoThe one and only rule is that BourbonGPT must have trained your uma. That means that they have the independent learner title.Put in your loopmas, your auto aces, your TT girls. Everyone is welcome!
>>2815486She TANKED that btw
>>2815481ARC CM doesn't matter either because you don't get a special title, just the generic one
>>2815459No she won't, I've lost all Mile CMs and this one will be no different
>>2815489Please ban Muteki and Shichi for bug abuse btw
>>2815489>your TT girls.ISHYGDTT
>>2815437>First plat>My wife was the one to win jt>First Ms. Victoria CM to bootFrankly, as far as I'm concerned, I won bigger than any multi-plat Xoguri metaslave
>>28154891 Uma?
>>2815492Yep yep, the only thing that matters is getting a SOULFUL starred plat. Generic Classic/Sprint/Long/etc title with a star? Soulless!
>>2815478My what? bruh
>>2815501For now, yeah
>2815466Not how it works. If your post number wasn't tagged, then you don't get a (You) my friend!
>>2815494>I've lost all Mile CMsSo did I. You gotta do your old man and the sea reps. Read the previous thread
>>2815437But I did
>>2815510What does Hemingway have to do with uma musume.
>>2815511>Group B
>>2815494I've lost every mile and longslop despite mainly running ends.
>>2815481Cheer Kingu for sure on backliners and as all the final straight uniques that you can get your hands on. 800 meters of straightaway and dueling glory (yes, the entire thing is a straight despite having a corner) that puts Niigata Racecourse to shame.
>>2815513Read the previous thread for some REAL knowledge
How much stamina to not die in the satsuki sho? Im looking at my clankers
>>2815520why do that when I could just read a book?
>>2815519Sniff, if only Calstone was there to witness it...And didn't have Long G
4000 YEARS OF CHINESE MARTIAL ARTS
I knew this CM was bullshit if you didn't have the Xog but I still keep getting pissed by all the second places I got.I hate having hope
>>2815489None of these clankers are good as looped borrows hmmmm....I cant steal anything yet.
>>2815522With Rice I win the Kikuka sho with 400 stam and the teno sho with 500ish
>>2815524Books are gay and for nerds
>>2815530Hey fuck you, my clanker got slutted out 2k times.
Please stop posting your Leo and Ms Victoria wins, I still haven't gotten over it
>>2815527>longIt's a medium, not that it changes anything for the straightest uma in the franchise.
>>2815530My star uma is a decent borrow but I didn't put her in (and you can find a better one on chrono probably)
>>2815531Thats with the invisible +600 stamina boost tho
>>2815528Why aren't you running Natie with keen eye?
>>2815532Based, I was merely testing you.
>>2815530I purposely chose a mid uma just so you don't steal her. My real ones are hidden.
>>2815539Because Mayano is not a pure debuffer but a cope pace with a casual Murmur for the lulz
THIS CM IS GAAAAAAAAAAAY I ONLY LOSE TO OGURI
>>2815536Why are sprinters like this?
>>2815508it literally is does though
>>2815530>wanting to steal away our best clankersnice try robogroomer
>>2815489We're at 13/18 clankers. Come and join in the fun!
>>2815535You'll have many more chances my friend
Small jig before bed.https://jiggie.fun/vaPLvP
>>2815342Cygames' gameplay designers are the problem, I am merely the symptom.
>Was about to go TWENTY ZERO>Lost the last one to xogONENOTHING WRONG WITH METWONOTHING WRONG WITH METHREESOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVEFOURSOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
>late RickeyWhat the fuck
Join the fucking room.
>retard still can't generate a (You) even with inspect element>>>>it literally is doesESL moment
>>2815556It's 7 PM neigha
>>2815557Any real game would have nerfed XOG to the ground after the MANT medium shitshow but since this is a gacha goyslop they can't do that unless they want their employees stabbed and them sued since people gamble for the OP unit.
>>2815538+400 in career, not 600
>>2815555I will never win again
>>2815560>he is unawareIts top tier, anons have been shilling her before the CM began
>>2815561Don't really feel like it
>>2815554>there are only 13 anons ittgrim
>>2815561nyo
>>2815571Your mentality is why you cannot win
>>2815571Not with that mentality. (You) are your own biggest obstacle. Change your mindset, work towards a game plan, improve your stock, and stop settling for mediocre aces and you can win again. But if you give up now you're right, you won't win again. If you keep trying, there will always be another chance
>>2815574I don't have anyone I feel like using for this.
>>2815573
>>2815574I mean im here I just don't have a good clanker that wont gas out
>>2815574Why would I want to race with a build I didn't make?
>>2815574All my clankers have 500 stamina bruh
A Tibetan Monk told me I'd never win a CM again and that I should give up devote myself to a monastery
>>2815579>>2815582>>2815584>>2815585>>fun is banned under fardan's managementgrim
>>2815586Tibetan monks have mastered luckbending and have 10 plats though.
>>2815586Sounds like a sweet gig
>>2815589We know its you oguri
>>2815574I have base Bourbon only, she spooked me like 6 months ago, and I've never run her career.
>Fartdan
>>2815576>>2815577I wouldn't say it's mentality. Because I thought I'd never win any more CMs ages ago, I have a worse mentality than anyone else here but then I won for absolutely no reason. Sometimes I think this game likes to troll me by trying to give me hope but I already gave it up ages ago.
>>2815589Just because I don't join every room does not mean I'm not having fun. Just don't feel like it this time, sorry!
>>2815589I see through your slander campaign.
>>2815597Was her reign really a Fartan Era?
>>2815601How are breasts allowed to be this big
>>2815601Someone post the one with doto.
>>2815556Advertising with an image so I can hopefully sleep before 2am.
>>2815598Watch you luckshit this dirtslop CM with a 3% win rate oguri cap
>>2815576>>2815577>Your mentality is why you cannot winYou are both completely right, I am my own worst enemy, not just in this game. I don't know how to fix my terrible mentality so I just keep sinking deeper and deeper and feeling worse
>>2815586i got my plats, there's plenty of games to play, getting to A is easy as shit and GL fucking sucks, i'll do the bare minimum until i decide to drop the game
>>2815598In this game, you create your own luck. Sure, you can go in with a bad mentality, unprepared, and still get lucky. But if you go in with a good mentality, and you prepare right, and you buy the right skills, and you come in with the right stats and your distance S and a team that can actually win, you've just increased your chances of winning by a huge amount. Sure, you could also win by not trying, but that requires way more luck. Thus, your mindset is the thing holding you back and your chances of winning are slim until you actually put in the effort again and strategize, try. If other people can do it, then so can you. But if you believe that you can't do it, you're just unnecessarily holding yourself back. Do whatever you want, but you're your own biggest enemy right now.
18/18
>>2815611I'm not even running any natural dirters. I mutated three aces because something is deeply wrong with me.
ITS FULL, START IT ALREADY please
I love my HERO Oguri Cap
freedom
>>2815616You are batshit insane.
>>2815614yeah but how about i just run whatever and eventually win instead of spending dozen of hours, runs and a good chunk of my sanity only to lose to a complete shitter?
mejiro fardan heh
>>2815616So you intentionally made things more difficult for yourself in then you complain about how you can't win? Please, if you're going to do off-meta crap, then at the very least accept the consequences of your actions. Doesn't sound like you want to win that badly.
>>2815618Fuck (2x), Marry (2x), Kill (2x)Which way white man?
>>2815611>>2815614Were these replies meant for >>2815612?
Starting
>>2815622Do whatever you want, just don't go complaining when you lose
>>2815626>fuckBobo, Kita>marryMaruzen, Creek>KillFinemo, Oguri
Oguri is a hero because if she didn't exist this CM would be even more cancerous. You will all see that this is true when the next dirtslop starts.
>>2815626How is that even a questionCreek MaruFinemo KitaXogger clanker
>>2815626Marry FineMo.Do nothing to the rest.
>>2815626marry: Maru, KitaFuck: boubon, Creekkill: Xog, fine
>>2815627They're meant for whoever wants to read them. I was originally replying to this guy >>2815571and then some other guy inserted himself in. Whoever wants to read it can, the message is still the same.
>>2815489Our bots are entering the starting gate now
Mutating is fun especially when you don't care about winning or losing
>>2815643OUR HEROES!!!!!!!!......and makween
>>2815643You can't help but hear the clanking at the gates.
HOLY SHIT THE PREVIOUS Q/V/EEN REIGNS SUPREME
>>2815643>ZERO bourbonsMaybe she is ganic?
>>2815618>Marry:Maru and Fine Motion>Fuck:Kita and Bobo>Kill:Creek and Xogger no question
>even my clankers get late startfo fucks sake
Damn that kitasan is lowkey cracked
>>2815642Have you ever successfully improved your mentality?
>>2815652blindbro...
>>2815646>Mutating is funI have the highest affinity parents possible and I still can't get Dirt A lolI'm just saying don't do dumb shit if you actually want to win. I don't care, which is why I'm mutating, but I wouldn't even say it's >fun most of the time. Mutating can be a torturous, laborious effort to get worse results than the person who doesn't mutate. It's generally a lose/lose situation, you only do it if you really want to run that particular uma for whatever reason
>>2815648
>>2815654I late started too, some rooms are cursed.
What the FUCK how did that happen.
>>2815625Personally, I've made peace with loss, I enter every race believing I can't win. I'm simply saying that mentality isn't everything. Otherwise you'd literally be unbeatable just by believing you can't lose, which isn't true.
>>2815489The final corner shows our former q/v/een in the lead. But can Kitasan hold onto it?https://litter.catbox.moe/4j5smd1nht4wjop5.png
>>2815666Why are some of those umas stinky as fuck
>>2815646Mutating was fun when there were races that could be won without distance aptitude S. Now you need it even for sprint.
>>2815437taiki was the uma that i was able to get into group A with for the first time after coming across these threads so it was really nice to come full circle and finally get her a plat
>>2815656Many times. If I didn't, I'd probably be dead by now. Everybody gets knocked down, so you get back up again, and you change your mentality so you're less likely to fall down, or you make it easier for yourself to get back up. The key is to just not give up and always try to improve on the areas that need improvement. Hence, it's a mentality thing. Either way, this is just a game. It's not a life or death thing, just play as much as you want to
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP YUP
>just quickly skimmed my stable and threw in whatever seemed alright>just now realized I had a way better auto uma I could have thrown into that race just now
So this is the power of distance S.....
auto career? nah I think I'll just flatline instead. You can get my club to A+ for me
>>2815677You will be kicked
>>2815665Because you go in with a loser's mentality, you're shooting yourself in the foot. You literally are gimping yourself because you decided to stop aiming higher. These other people who are winning don't go in with a loser's mentality. They go in with a "im going to win" mentality. And they do. Because they play smart and don't make excuses for themselves. If you want to win, then just make a better uma. If you're okay with losing, that's fine. But that is your mentality at the end of the day. Not saying there's anything wrong with THAT mentality, but if you want to win, then you need to change your mentality from a loser's mindset to a winners. You don't go into a fight thinking "errrr I have no chance". You go in thinking I'm gonna knock this fucker out, not "AIEEEE I HAVE NO CHANCE" because you're just digging your own grave with that philosophy. Are you doing everything you can to prepare to defeat your opponents? No? then you're not really trying are you. You don't want the win that bad. And that's fine. Do whatever you want, like I said, just don't complain about it afterwards if you didn't put in the work.
>>2815489The #1 favorite, Seiun Sky, overtakes Kitasan in the final stretch and manages to win the Clanker Cup! Congratulations and thanks to everyone who entered today.
>>2815667They can't shower or they'll short circuit.
>>2815626>FuckMaruzen, Finemoo>MarryKitasan, Mama>KillZoguri twice
https://youtu.be/xfQyEErTHsw?si=dESLc78koK6grABj
Running Xoguri and two debuffers is making me feel bad next CM I'm oshi gaming with OG Fine Motion instead
>>2815688https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5F9CKJqFYo
>>2815685shichi has very sexy legs
>>2815671>I'd probably be dead by nowJeez, I'm sorry. I ask you for advice because it doesn't just affect me in this game, I need to change my mentality because it's gotten really bad lately and I fear doing something horrible, what helped you change it? >>2815681>You don't go into a fight thinking "errrr I have no chance".I literally did this several times which is why I ended up leaving martial arts and competitive sports
>>2815685How the fuck did she surge like that with no accel.
>missed the clanker cupI had my UF3 Yaeno Muteki ready to go...
>>2815700Medium S = higher top speed.
>>2815701Host the 2nd clanker cup
I have fully unlocked my potential.
>>2815707Congrats, spending hours downloading the files is worth it for umaviewer
>>2815685Host the dirt Clanker Cup
>>2815699>what helped you change it?I had to hit a new low, and then I made a resolution never to give up. I was on the brink of death. I was forced to make a choice: Give up or keep fighting, so I chose to keep fighting and made a resolution with myself. I do things for myself now, and I do things that please me and I don't worry about the rest. Take care of yourself and don't ever give up. Ask yourself what would Urara do?
>>2815713>hoursi didnt have to do it though vpn, thankfully my own internet worked. 50 gigs @ 70mb/s wasnt that bad
>>2815714This.
Are there any umas you genuinely dislike?
>>2815725digital
>>2815714Sure but I dont have anything that can survive 2000m dirt. I doubt most people would
>>2815725Dislike is too strong of a word for me to use for any of the current umas in global
>>2815725shinko windy
>>2815725Noppers. I don't dislike any of them, the worst I can say is that I don't know some of them very well.
>>2815725Nah, disinterested at worst
>>2815725Grass Wonder.And no I am not Special Week, El Condor Pasa, or any of the Golden Generation.
Just a little bit more....
>>2815725Curren, and only Curren. I tried to like her, played through her career in earnest but that just solidified my dislike for her because everything about her personality annoys me. It's worsened by the fact that she (and her alt) has spooked me numerous times now especially when I'm unable to get the ones I actually want
>>2815725Oguri, though this is for meta reasons
>>2815681I just expect nothing good to ever happen to me. And at the end of the day, even people with winning mindsets can end up never winning. Even the Falco from hell lost. Of course that doesn't mean I'm going to not try, but it's simply because it's what I feel like doing. I want to play the game and see what happens. It's interesting to be proven wrong.
>>2815725Creek and Sirius. Gameplay wise obviously Xogger. As a character I don't hate Oguri though.
>>2815725Laurel
>>2815725Digital and Special Week
>>2815715Thank you, I don't know if I am strong or smart enough to do this, but thank you so much for engaging with me. I've been hating myself and taking every failure as a nuke that it would take me a lot of effort to get out of that loop but this gives some light
>>2815725Windy is really annoying and I find her ugly
>>2815738I'm still so far away.
>>2815725Ryan
>>2815725"Dislike" is a strong word but rice gets on my nerves
>>2815757Back to the mines, bucko
>>2815725Falco. She comes off as fake and way too tryhard. Probably the most soulless Uma I've met so far. I regret reading through her career.
>>2815725Ticket, she's hot and funny but she's REALLY annoying
>>2815734how can you hate this cutie?
Wuv Ryan
>>2815737Opera...
>>2815764t. Aishin
>>2815764Same exact feelings. Would, but I'm out the moment she starts crying about Mr.Condom or Ms.Bedsheet
>>2815725Maya. I don't want you, im not a pedophile.
>>2815744>And at the end of the day, even people with winning mindsets can end up never winning.That's complete bullshit. 90% win ratios don't happen by luck. Even if you fail finals due to horrible finals luck, eventually they're going to win if they keep sending in very strong umas. >The falco from hell lostThat guy has won 12+ fucking plats. What kind of example is that? He has one of the best mentalities in this thread, it is the embodiment of a winner's mentality which is why he has more plats than everyone else, even though sometimes he loses. Why are you selectively focusing on the handful of losses and ignoring every single win? This is your problem. If you don't care about winning, then stop complaining. If you want to win, then make stronger umas for fuck's sake and stop making excuses. Are you okay with losing? Alright, then there's no issue here. As you were, keep doing what you're doing. But that's a loser's mentality if you're okay with losing. That guy? He's not okay with losing, which is why he does everything he can to win. That's a winner's mentality.
>>2815771What about all the individual mr sperms and how they're suffocating under mr condom?
>>2815763of all the umas you could say this about you pick the one that is actually genuine
>>2815752There's nothing anyone can say or do to fix your issues. And sometimes you just gotta fuck up before you can make things right, that's jut how it goes. The most important thing is that no matter how hard it gets, you never give up and you keep on trying. Don't be too hard on yourself, it's gonna be alright. And remember to try and have fun with it, this is just a game and games are meant to be fun at the end of the day
>>2815725Umas I HATE:Seiun SkyMihono Bourbon, but only her valentine alt.Maruzensky, but only her Summer alt.Silence Suzuka
>>2815774>That guy has won 12+ fucking plats. What kind of example is that? He has one of the best mentalities in this threadI always wanted to be like this, now I realize I will never catch up
>>2815782Holy nigekiriBROKEN
>>2815777Ticket would 100% cry about it after because maybe the cum would've been a doctor or a singer or a DAHBY winner
>>2815777>WAAAAAAHHHH ALL THOSE MR.SPERMS THAT GOT SWALLOWED AND WILL NEVER BECOME A BABY ;_______;
>>2815782frontbroken...
>actually got a win with clankersEven more funny is that El only has B in Dirt.Almost as funny as the blatant pity feed of stuff as low as A ranked.
>leg locking sex with Ticketoh that's a good draw idea
>>2815779I forgot, her racing outfit makes her look like a fat clown.
>>2815783Not the guy you're talking to. But you shouldn't worry about catching up in stuff like # of plats. You should worry about catching up in power level
>>2815774>make stronger umasRng kind of has a heavy bearing on that, anon.
>>2815781Like I said, this goes beyond this game, it affects my life too. Thank you again
>>2815790>Top 3 is all clankersWTF WENT WRONG THIS CM.
>>2815800No one cares about dirt, falco FAILED
>>2815725Ticket purely because she's loud and constantly screaming
>>2815332>half of global is sending in fucking auto runs into this CMI don't care about global, I only care about you guys, I am in this bubble and I want to stand shoulder to shoulder to you people. I have literally not interacted with anything from this game outside of /v/ma, this place is my world for this game and I don't enjoy it outside of it
>>2815756>>2815738Do waifufags just spend every single statue on their wife?
>>2815809Yeah, hint books too.I already got the outfits for all the 1 and 2 star umas. What else am I going to them on?
>>2815774I just play with the personal goal of trying to make my girls the best they can be. I'm not denying he's good, I'm simply saying that the results aren't always the same. Some people put their entire lives into something and still get nothing out of it. That's simply how life is. Anything can happen.
https://youtu.be/xSlGPvp8MPsAlright anons, enough time has passed.Its time to settle this once and for allhttps://poal.me/w0f0arhttps://poal.me/w0f0arhttps://poal.me/w0f0ar
>>2815803You'll learn to care about and love the next dirt race instead.
Dirt has night races and I think that's pretty neat
>>2815725Oguri for meta reasons, I guess? Been sick of her bullshit since the very first CM. I might come to dislike her less whenever I get around to playing her careerI also don't particularly care for Curren, but dislike may be too strong of a word. It's more that she just doesn't appeal to me at allI used to seriously hate Teio's guts because she came across as an arrogant prick in Nature's career, but my hatred has *mostly* cooled off after seeing her in other careers like Sweep's where she's not being actively obnoxious
>>2815809That's what they're there for.
>>2815814UHHHHHH DOBERKEKS??????
>>2815822next cm for sure, just you wait...
what is her fucking problem
>>2815826YADA YADA creature
>>2815814I gave Ryan a pity vote.
>>2815800I don't have shit for dirt and have been busy failing to prepare for Pearl and actually trying on the next CM.
>>2815814>Dober out of the top 2Im posting this in my club chat, this cannot be allowed to happen.
>>2815725SILENCE SUZUKAXOGURIVBOURBONSILENCE SUZUKA (SHE IS UGLY AND FLAT)VALENTINE'S EISHIN FLASHSUZUNIGGERI HATE SILENCE SUZUKA SO MUCH IT'S A RETARDED NAME TOO
>>2815826Not enough veggies
>>2815838
>>2815715>Ask yourself what would Urara do?NTA but this is the exact question that turned my perspective around when I was moping over yet another CM where I was runner-up.My girl lost 113 races in a row. If she can do that, then surely I can keep going too. There'll always be a next time.
>>2815831But why? No one likes her
>>2815838BASED
>>2815841There won't be a next time, zodiac CMs will end soon and you will lose the chance to plat them
HURRY UP
>>2815845Muscles and huge honkers tho
>>2815809Yes, and I will be using my stockpile for Blaze Brian
>>2815850But....brian is ugly....
>>2815725Curren had the worst career I had the displeasure of reading. To be fair it had a couple of kinda cute moments, I can't stand normalfag social media shit though. I don't care about getting the most likes on all of social media, I'm fucking 33, I sit in my room and play video games. I don't know anything about this shit, you may as well ask your grandpa to hook up your wifi or a horse to tell you what happened on the latest episode of some soap opera.
>>2815826>And, right now I'm really busy.Sounds like there's just something else she'd really rather be doing right nowShe's a "fuck you I do what I want" sort of uma
>>2815738>>2815756Thanks for the reminder, bros. God bless autoruns.
I think Fine Motion's wedding dress is ugly
>>2815809It's not like there's any other reason to use statues.
>>2815847Sure, but that's immaterial. I wouldn't even be using those titles anyways.Point is, zodiac or no, there will be another CM where I have a chance to see my team take home the trophy. And if I lose that, there will be the CM after. And the CM after that. And the CM yet still after that one.
I actually think we're in Fast Learner slop era already. I can't buy all the skills I want without it
Triple late still going strong, let's see how it goes tomorrow
>/vm/ - Video Games/Multiplayer0 Rooms
>>2815863The titles matter
>>2815861I mean it's kinda eh. I don't know what it is but something about it bothers me.Say whatever you want about Curren but she fucking owns that black wedding dress. It's so good.
>>2815864I've been fishing for FL since the suzuka administration
>>2815861I think her ramen outfit is worse.
>>2815869There have been both mile and >fun rooms in this thread bro
>>2815866>for shame
>>2815864we've been in it since unity, mant just made you aware of how strong it actually isit's still a problem in JP, have fun :^)
>>2815869Actually I am compiling all the "/v/ma - x" topics and this is just a small part of it
>>2815869What rooms you want?
>>2815886UmaJong room
What the fuck are these people using to translate JP Uma? My font does not look like that.
>>2815877Fuck you mean anon? The fit goes hard
>>2815888Can this thing please stop staring
>>2815874>>2815881FL in Unity wasn't that strong because it scales with how many SP you got in MANT it was good but I could still buy all the skills I needed without it most of the time.Now with more skills being added in the game + buffed Parents giving a lot more skills from inspirations I can't afford to buy all the good skills even if I don't double circle stuff
>>2815888Can this thing please keep staring
>>2815888Do they ever explain why they do that
>>2815871Friend, the titles mattering or not is irrelevant. The point is what makes you decide to quit.If you want to stop caring about CM after Aries, that's your prerogative, not mine.
>>2815886jongy and jiggy
>>2815888>>2815891
>>2815905>>2815902>>2815891Can you stop with these useless replies? This post wasn't about her I just want to know how to better translate JP.
We need to have a discussion on platflation
how dumb am i for running end digitan instead of late, i've yet to see another one in my rooms...
>>2815910End digital is better actually
Top kek
>slick surge + flash forwardGood ace>OYL + leap forwardBrickedSomeone explain this.
>>2815907i post whatever i want
>>2815918Leap Foward and the gold version are more reliable than OYL and Slick Surge.
>>2815918gambled white + reliable gold > gambled gold + reliable white
>>2815918But what if I get OYL and Flash Forward?
>>2815922Then you have shitty midrace skills
>>2815922You spent too much SP on accels of course
>punished for playing the game and manually making parentsokay cool I guess I'll just lose Mile races
The Eagles won the Superbowl!
>>2815913heh, guess i'm just too smart for these squares.
>>2815888>>2815907I wish I could help, these joke replies to genuine questions are literally Pleddit tier
>>2815931The superbowl is today?
>>2815935To be fair, most of us are global players with the occasional Jpbro. I think /umajp/ should be able to answer his question best
>>2815933Yuh, end digital has been a consistently good ace for like 5 CMs. She won me a couple of plats. Her unique + end closer speed is crazy
>>2815931Was Wentz the MVP time traveler-kun?
>>2815943The current era really feels like the End renaissance, at least generally. Yeah I get there's busted ones coming out like Orfevre but one being busted isn't the same as the general strategy feeling really nice to use.
>handegg
Some (?) anons were asking for help getting their auto runs to SS.Here's an example SS run I just did. This specific deck isn't necessary or even optimal. Just go to the Loopacord spreadsheet (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNE/) and use whatever it says is good.Gold City may be particularly easy to SS due to her senior year event; other characters may need to run fewer races to get similar results.My inheritance sparks were nothing special: 4 Speed, 5 Power, 2 Wit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fihc2ONQ5v0
Rhein Craft's ahoge looks so stupid
>>2815908all cm victories from this one forward are mickey mouse plats due to shitters throwing autorun umas at themwinning against plumbers and mechanics tier
Is NSM from Bijin reliable for CM18?
>>2815976There is going to be a lot of Fronts and Lates/Ends, so it will be hard for a pace to reliably activate NSM, but it can happen. It's much better on backliners.
>>2815981I seeSo would you say NSM can be used as a cope for backliners in CM18? I can not borrow Ruby but I do have Bijin Wit...
Weird day. Went5-05-05-02-3
>>2815983>I can not borrow RubyYes you can
>>2815987No...I can't...Please anon..........
>>2815976NSM is less consistent the shorter the race is due to the track layouts. Think nimble nav + more mid race is better
>>2815994Anon, borrow the damn ruby. NSM is mid as fuck
>>2815983>NSM can be used as a cope for backlinersNo, starting from this Mile CM onwards, all backliners NEED Flash Forward mandatory, your cope is going to be Nimble, not NSM.
>>2815987>Borrow Ruby>3 songs in junior year every single careerAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>2815994>>2816005If you can't BORROW it, then there's only one thing left to do. Maybe if you go beg at the Mejiro Estate and apologize for your insults towards Ryan, they will offer you a carat loan...
>>2816006I can technically borrow it but I hate 2 speed in GL. This shit sucks ass.
>>2816008What's the point in racing if Air Shakur can just predict races with 100% accuracy?
Went 5/2/5/5 today, fully expecting to get fucked in round 2 since my Oguri can barely beat proper XOguris
>>2815994The good news is that you only need LB1 Ruby. She's not a very good card for gaining stats and getting her to MLB won't make much of a difference, especially since you don't really want to click Power during GL. Her gold skill is way too strong to ignore, though.
>>2815838Suzuka is the owner's crown name
...What?
>>2816013What does a Ruby run even look like?Which card/stat gets kneecapped in place of Ruby?Wit?Speed?LH?
>>2816018Gotta be ready for the 6 stam debuffer lobby
Ran into this XOgger
this screenshot is high art
18/20 today, another round of only losing when here were four debuffs. Should get my 3rd place A finals unless round 2 just feeds me to debuff niggery every race.
>>2816037Brian is so hot
I love debuffs
>>2816012>Double doms>teehee I can’t believe I won!
The main story part 2 is as good as people said it was so far.
>>2816022Depends on the uma I guess, Dober alt has 20% speed growth so you could remove 1 speed card and be happy with 1500 speed or go with 1 Wit card and maybe add a few Wit sparks.
DANCHODE WHERE IS MY NEW BREAD?>angry_shinko_windy.png
>>2816044You're crazy if you're expecting me to not use dominators vs the clone trooper XOguri + 2 debuffer comp. I don't have Digitan or Inari anyway
>>2816061I don’t expect you to not use anything you feel is necessary to win, it’s just funny to see you still using a strong Uma and trying to act surprised you’re winning with double doms.
If you get mad at people using debuffers+non meta Uma then you are a faggot.
>Oguri>Non-meta
>>2816067i don't get mad but i find using 2x debuffers very boring
Maintence soon, for jong
I have Ogurifatigue man, will she ever be out meta?
>>2816073It's jongover...
>>2816073no time for a room?
>>2816078>>2816080You know where you can keep playing jong? In the HUSTLE and BUSTLE of the city
>>2816082YADAI'M NOT GETTING A THIRD CLIENT
>>2816077You can expect to see her on any uma2/777 track, it never gets nerfed. Power creep umas and evo skill buffs drown her out a little bit but she will be forever strong on those tracks
>>2816082That's it. I'm opening ffxiv for jong
>was always in the hole for monies>constantly broke, rarely ever had 6 digits worth>"how the hell do people get so much monies?">autoruns come out>suddenly over 2mil in my pocketshuh! so the reason was that i was just not playing enough!
>>2816082I'm never using that client. I don't like how the game looks and feels to play.
>>2816102Pretty much, i have more resources than what I know what to do with now too. Im fucking drowning in sashes.
Post image for next bread
>>2816110Here you go bro
>>2816077Nope. She'll fall off from being the best, but between her default version's unique being the best in the game because it just werks and speed/power growth and then Xog's strength in mediums, there'll always be a version of her that's worth running if you don't have the track specific uma
>>2816101You're lucky my sub ran out
Whats the quickest way to grind 80 of the fuckin glimmer thingies
>>2816110https://files.catbox.moe/22v6c0.png
>>2816110Requesting hishi amazon
>>2816110https://litter.catbox.moe/mkrlh1r9gyb3r45n.jpg
>>2816110image for next bread
>>2816101I'm always down for doman mahjong.Some day I'll get the Mahjong Master title.
>>2816143bread
>>2815960>Just use a welfare you might not have and mlb of a card you might not have gone forAlso that google doc is formatted like hot ass.
