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Seething the Pulls
THE AGE OF LATES IS HERE LADS
>skip>skip>skipWaku waku, thanks for the carats pearl chan!!
Latebros, we wonned bigly
>>2825925The age of front is over, the time of late has come
>>2825921>being struck by lightning scrambles your brains like this in your next lifeGood to know I guess
Okay do I build pearl as late or as pace?
>>2825925>>2825929>>2825930Still a bit early. Our three Goddesses have yet to arrive in full.
You should skip NN wit and pull for Seiun BTW
Seeking the sexo
>>2825913
>>2825934What do we have to look forward to?
>>2825934But an avatar of them has arrived.
>>2825939Kris S
>>2825935i will never regret after pulling an uma but i always regret after pulling cards
>>2825935I mean Nice Nature is gonna die after Ramonu and Seiun's ult stays crucial for fronts so..yeah
>>2825939>Sakura LaurelThe goddess of longs>Neo UniverseThe goddess of mediums>Daiichi RubyThe goddess of miles and sprintsTogether they make up, the three goddesses of lates.
>>2825939Kris S. Stam card, then Sakura Laurel, Sirius and then Neo Universe as trainees.
Singing in order to summon Pearl has destroyed my voice for the day
>Free Uma StanI LOVE HAGS
>>2825940Thing is end closers are gonna mog this CM as they can use Ruby too
Lates are meta in the arima kinen BTW. We cannot stop winning.
>Late posters ended up being weird religious cultists this entire tome waiting for the stars to align
>>2825942TSMT. LH is the last card banner i've ever pulled lmao.
>>2825943NN dies in Larc so she's usable for 4 scenarios
>>2825952We did not arrive late at our glorious ascension.
>>2825949No!
Wait do I need this card or can I just borrow itT. New
>>2825951I like Kris Sexo. But now because she's late, but because she's Sexo
>>2825949Im not afraid of endSISSIES
>Tail clips through her hair even when it's just sitting thereDefend this, Pearl Warriors
>>2825958borrowslop
>still no reroll accounts with daiwa as a parentNIGGERS
>>2825958you NEED to BORROW it
>>2825964Impatient mother fucker it's not even been 40 minutes yet
>>2825958You NEED it so you don't have to BORROW it
Alright anon, its that time again.Post your FUARKING HEROES!!!!!!!!!
>>2825962>Thankies
>>2825942I always get fucked pulling mares historically so I have a mixed feeling pulling umas while knowing not much chance to snack with all of these arms races.
>>2825944What if I only want to make my favorite lates stronger and don't care about those three girls as trainees at all?
Is she about to domain expansion
>>2825958you don't NEED it but we will make you BORROW it
>>2825976Then you skip ruby
All you need is 1 pull.
>>2825970at best it's a luxury card that's only good for sprint/mile, and only for backliners at that. You don't NEED it, please do not gaslight newfags
>>2825958Skill is mandatory on Lates/Ends whenever we have Sprint/Mile CMsUnnecessary outside of that
>>2825976>he's not playing by the MUH METAHsick bastard
>>2825973Yep yep, they're ready.
>>2825977This puts pearl at planetary level
>>2825976I don't like how certain umas become gigameta later. Sounds like Xogslop desu.
>>2825944Are there inherits good or is this just aceslop
>>2825977I am being crushed by her giant hand btw
Taiki...
>>2825973Digitan has been hard carrying us so I have faith
>>2825989Nothing in the history of this game gets as gigameta as xoggers.
>>2825989all PVP becomes metaslop in the end
>>2825986>rolling for an uma you don't even like to metafagLiterally the most soulless shit imaginable.
>>2825998Idk V. Bourbs and S. Maru have had pretty good runs and have been dominant in just as many CMs, just not to the same extent but still very strong.
>>2825989They'll force specialization so certain umas will become gigameta for like 2000m and shit the bed on 2200m. Especially in medium where the arms race began after xogslop era.
>>2825989I mean, they're not as oppressive as peak oguri. Like there's way more counterplay or options to a Laurel or a Blaze Brian than xogslop like this
>>2825973One team one dream
>>2826004Usually those specialist umas are not even common so it's nothing to worry about desu. Like yeah christmas palmer is super strong in the arima kinen specifically but you can still beat her with pretty much any uma
>>2825993Uni is fine as an inherit on Mediums, better than a white skill. Others you run the uma
>>2825993>LaurelGreat, mostly for the heal>Neo UniRequired for mediums >RubyNo value as a parent.
>>2826013Well if that's the case, then I'm not gonna roll because I don't roll umas I don't even like. I'd much rather just build my favorites strong with good parents and strong cards. If they aren't necessary for breeding, I don't care simple as
>>2826016Fair nuff, just know you'll need to find a good uni borrow. But that's whatever. It can be done.
>>2826015>Great, mostly for the healAren't heal inherits trash?
>>2825993laurel and neo universe inherits are good for their respective distances on lates, ruby is ace only but she's a very solid hybrid debuffer
>>2826016This is the correct thing to do but it's also why they made Stay Gold
Pearl makes my dick so fucking hard in her career. Haven't felt this way since Taiki
Could anyone tell me about CBs career? I remember she was shilled alot, but thinking abiut it i havent got a clue about her career. She was rivals with rudolf and Ace, right? Is ace even in her career?
>>2826018Gotcha. I'll try to luckshit one if I can but I'm very reluctant to roll on umas. I need to save everything for cards pretty much
>>2826012My point is there won't be xogslop mistake where she's good for more than a year where she's meta for probably near half of CM on it.
>>2826022They haven't pulled the stego shit again iirc and I doubt they will. So scummy.
I dont roll for m*res
>>2825989I'd much rather train oguri than almond fraud
>>2826022>>2826029QRD?
>>2825973Unashamed
>>2826020Its a decent skill to slap in for longs. Shes used in a lot of future CMs as a parent.
>>2825973Ready for both opponents teams being a xog+2 debuffers
>>2826015Cool, guess I'll pull Uni and borrow Laurel
>>2826032same except nishino
>>2826034>>2826036Stego dropped IMMEDIATELY after CG Shin Oguri (a limited uma) as a limited unit with the unique ability to evolve her ult. Thing is, she can pass down that evolved inherit to the umas stego is a parent of.... but only if you have her, since you can't evolve the inherit of a borrow. This will happen in 4 years
What the fuck is her problem?
>>2825973
>>2826044What's your makween winrate?
>>2826049>since you can't evolve the inherit of a borrow.That's fucking diabolical.
>Pearl horrendously loses a race against Taiki due to her "not feeling it" >The trainers that were interested in scouting her immediately changed their minds because she'd be too difficult to work with (temperamental) >Picrel>They all gather around Taiki insteadPearl...
>>2826049That sounds...retarded and gay. My estimation of CyJews as a developer continues to fucking plummet
>>2826053Makes you glad to have foresight eh?
>>2826052Not as high as I would like but better than I expected
>>2826052Bout tree fiddy
>>2826055>see a beautiful mare with her sexy legs in full display with bloomers>all the trainers pick the manly st*llion wearing shortsAre they gay or what?
Good thing that stego is too ugly for me to care anyway
>>2826056I think its the only scummy thing they pulled in the stretch between the goddesses rugpull and the stego incident. We are in for an age of peace for a long time at least
>>2826020it's worth a bit more than two white heals and there's not really much else to inherit for lates on longsalso comes with a really shitty speed boost for free
>>2826033I want to train Almond Fraud but only because it'd be really funny to win a long CM with her. Also I think it's funny when she's being a seething bitch.
>>2826049>semi-limited uma with a borrow limited inheritHoly shit did they just come back from a Tel Aviv trip before brainstorming that?
>Virgin Helios vs chad Pearl
>>2826065THIS ANON KNOWS HIS SHIT
>>2826070Stego is an Israeli uma so it makes sense
Okay but how is the normal unique vs the evolved unique.
>>2826077What would Stegos reaction be to us bombing Tel Aviv?
>>2826073>Forbidding aura>This
>Trainer Aptitude Test
>>2826078I believe its 0.05 speed and 0.1 accel to 0.15 speed and 0.2 accel
I'm so confused should I be rolling on Ruby or no?
>>2826084You can auto it btw
>>2826087Its borrowslop
Bring back PokUman.
>>2826081Could any drawfag explain why so many artists draw hands like that, with middle and ring finger glued together?
>>2826077Sounds like Oy Neigh's got a new mascot!
Holy hagwear
>>2826087You're bricked if you don't roll
>>2826087Just borrow and selector it for GM.
>>2826087Unless you're a whale, no. People are just borrowing it for the backliners (lates/ends), but it only works on sprint and mile. So it will be good for the upcoming CM. 99% of people are just gonna borrow. >>2826095Please shut the fuck up
>>2826095Shoo shoo gaslight dancer
>>2826091she's lesbian
>>2826094This is not a teenager, bitch has a mortgage.
>>2826100>>2826097>>2826089>>2826095thanks bwos even you gaslighter-kun
>>2826088Good. But I'm in the middle of looping so...it might be a while
>>2826094Highschooler btw
>>2826084Why do people hate more free shit for minimal extra effort?
>>2826087If you're new, no. That card:>Is only good for specific positions>Is only good in two distances>Primarily trains a stat you do not press often compared to Speed/WitIt is not worth pulling on when you could borrow it when you are training Lates/Ends for Sprint/Mile CMs. Especially since there's nothing else for you to borrow. Next scenario, maybe you use your free selector ticket on it since Lates will get a bunch of new cards they can't roll for and will be stuck borrowing those, but that depends on if there's overlap between the Ruby card being good and another card also being good for the same CM
Im gonna be real it doesn't feel that bad at all to run ruby. Maybe my first run is just good but I don't hate it.
>>2826091I'm convinced that artist just touches up AI, what are those details on the skirt?
>people are unironically rolling for pearl
By the way, transfer requests are up again
>>2826091Its a drawing trend. Yes, its that simple.
>>2826110Because it's fucking busy work. Just give me the free shit as gibbs. I don't want to have to jump through hoops to do something unfun just because they dangled 150 carats in front of me. It's a waste of time and a diversion from my grand loop. Now I have to chase after bricked skills just to fill out a shitty event
Mile roomas? Anyone wanna test their aces so far?
You had enough time for 3 Ace runs, where's the Mile rooms with backliners
>>2825300fucking hell every time I see Akebono I get in awe on how she could bend over all the other umas in half, everyone else is so small..
>>2826123I am reading pearls career please wait
Does no question Akikawa on why they accept grown women for enrollment into their high school?
>>2825973future bronze queens
>>2826123I'm looping a mile parent
>>2826128Pearl is a child
Final borrow got me this. If you had to pick, would you pick the Dirt B or S one? Yes I know the Dirt S one has a horrible lack of skills, I got utterly boned by song choices during summer.
>>2826094i wish middle aged women were real
>>2826119I mean, no shit, but after noticing for a while i want to know why. Im a beginner drawshitter, so i kind of wonder whether its easier to draw fingers like that or something
>>2826128Akikawa is a child
>>2826123I've got event to do.
>>2826133I think right gasses out
>>2826133Right, how is this even a question?
>>2826094BUILT for running the local HOA
>>2826135>so i kind of wonder whether its easier to draw fingers like that or somethingIt is
>>2826141Lack of midrace, mainly, and skills in general. First time I ever got only one page of skills from GL.
I'll take it as a divine sign I should not seek the HAG
>>2826139Both are gassing out if that's your estimation. Pick right regardless. She has more stam buffer. No uma stan is pretty rough for backliner regardless.
>>2826143Damn, fr? I'll keep it in mind next time i draw then, thxactually a drawing im drawing rn has hands show just a bit, i'll see how it goes
>>2826145Prof, darking strike and breaking is enough to push her ahead before the spurt not to mention you already dodge the dominators and stam debuffs by being an EC
>>2826133Right, Breakin Ahead is much better than the white and you have Daring Strike anyway
>>2826133You plug em on the umalator?
>>2826133Host 3 roomas with each.
>>2825962It's all just hair and hair clips through hair in real life
>>2826116>posted it again award
NEVER GIVE UP
So like actual question, any of you guys actually excited for finals? I dont think ive ever seem so much apathy at a CM before.
>>2826163Im excited for mile finals
Just wasted 15 TP to do the shitty aptitude test!
>>2826163I am apathetic about every CM
>>2826163Not really, my base Oguri is doing so well that i wonder if I should've went for A league, but that's about it
>>2826163I'm more excited for mile rooms desu. I got my highest winrate ever but its tainted by oguri.
>throw some spare Tachyon/LH carats and tickets>hoping for just one copy I can crystal to 1LB and be done with it>end up going to 71 pulls>not a single SSRI thought luck was supposed to average out in the longrun, but I guess maybe in a million years I'll know what it feels to luckshit SOMETHING
>>2826163Finals? What finals? I don't see any finals. What about you guys? you see any finals?...Looks like they don't see any finals either. You've just lost your marbles
>>2826163>podium xoggerYeah, I'm so excited...haha, mile was just a breather before I get to experience it again 2 CM after.
>>2826163The only finals I was ever excited for were the ones in school
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2826172Your ramonu pulls finna be insane
>>2826176WHY DIDN'T YOU TRAIN THE DAMN WIT!
>>2826163It's the xoggering slopfest of all that is shitty. It quite literally does not matter
>>2826081She seems like a yada uma except not in the fun way like Sweepy. Yes I'm making a quick judgment call.
>>2826176>144 Da
>>2826181Shes just slightly unapproachable.
>>2826176Should've grab mile hint with DA token.
>>2826176skill issuei will not explain further
>>2826181She is actually miniature McQueen except she is capable of keeping up high class appearances
Alright anon, time for an official surveyhttps://poal.me/plcv8bPlease respond!
>>2826181how is Sweepy fun
>>2826186Honorary Asterian
>>2826160There are some third/fourth/fifth rate mentality trainers that could benefit from Pearl's way of thinking
>>2826190T. Giant sentient vegetable
B is good enough for me
>>2826091It's simply a lot easier to draw. More fingers means more details means more things look off on an already complex shape. Treating the two middle fingers as a single finger is sort of a cheat code in the same way you frequently see cartoon characters with only three fingers. And most of the time it still looks relatively natural and sometimes even more expressive. Kind of awkward in that specific art piece though since her hands are clearly splayed out.
Yep, you can auto this event with parent runs no problem
Neighas drinking tea.
>>2826197Not ICoffee all day erryday
>>2826073If Helios tried this Ruby would throw her off a balcony
>>2826196Oh shit? We have truly achieved bonsaige.
>AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME GRAN ALEGRIAI don't get it
>>2826197Dude sweet tea is fucking delicious.
>>2826163the autoumas discouraged me more than the xogsat least when you beat xog you get a little satisfaction from beating the meta, it's no fun to win against actual bots
>>2826201THIS NEIGHA DRINKING BEANS
>>2826208What's sweet tea? It's that green with sugar in it?
>>2826207Gran Alegria is pic related. An uma who is obsessed with the concept of miles.
Pearl's story is pretty good brosbut I refuse to roll
>>2826210We need group S
>>2826210This. I should not be running into full auto teams in Graded A. Literal forced wins
>>2826217Why do so many umas get so obsessive over distances and styles?
>>2826219League of heroes will be our group S. Finally, a challenge worthy of our status will arise.
>>2826190Sweepy would yada yada but you can convince her and there's the childhood innocence angle that makes things very sweet. Ruby comes off as the educated snobby yada that would just be rude but in a polite and standoffish way as if it's coming from a position of authority.
>>2826217>half the people in the poll are voting for a newma nobody knows shit about except her shoes look retardedSo these are dacchis voting i'm presuming
>>2826223
>>2826223You see to be an uma you need to be a certain level of autistic. Its just like how autists are obsessed with trains. Or games about horse girls
>>2826135>>2826119>>2826091From the renaissance to today, it has been an aesthetic way to draw hands. Personally I think 4 loose appendages is way too hard and makes too much "noise" so it's a nice way to give hierarchy to the hand. Art historians honestly don't know. Some think it's a masonic sign. Some think it's to show status between artists(like, "I draw hands in the fancy and "right" way). But from when it was invented, it kept getting copied as a way to draw hands.And artist copy other artists. And from copies and copies and copies and copies and copies... you end up with your chibi anime cartoons drawing hands in the same way today. And it just works m8
How do we exterminate this menace from the stakes.
>>2826132
>>2826237No one is gonna bring her. No one wants the oguri third term
>>2826233>Some think it's a masonic signWhich umas would be interested in the occult?
>>2826233Ahh, good shit, neigha. Thanks
>>2826237Some carrots, an empty crate, a stick, and a string
>>2826237It's simple. We don't have to host the stakes.
>>2826241Beyond cafe for obvious reasons, twin turbo and teio give me the vibe that they would go ghost hunting.
>>2826237We break her legs
>>2826239uuuhh
>>2826241Ive heard that theres an /x/ club. Ask them
>>2826246I don't necessarily mean umas that would be obsessed with cults, but those that would dig down the rabbit hole of secret societies, likely those born into wealthy families. Which would make the mejiros and Satano Diamond a prime suspect.
>>2826250What the fuck
>>2826239>No one is gonna bring her.Lay off the copium, those doses are not healthy. We have both metafags and actual ogurifags here, they will bring her and they will have a good chance to win.
>>2826248I SAID THAT NO ONE WANTS THE OGURI THIRD TERM, RIGHT?
>>2826239*No one likes Oguri but they will bring her
>>2826250I was the one who made that up. It was never real
>>2826256
>When the thread is at 1000 posts and 301 images
>>2826241Manhatten Cafe? Or does the occult just follow her around against her will?
Holy fuck, this is literally the first time the desire sensor didn't workThank you Shiraoki-sama, you can fuck my over on the CM finals, I don't care, my wife is worth 100 platinums
>>2826255You're right, there's always that one BWO who brings her
The other candidates were simply born in the wrong era
>spent two months of legends races to get Suzuka>she has free ten star pieces in the eventI COULD HAVE HER AND SEIUN SKY RIGHT NOW
>>2826266CONGRATULATIONS AND EXPLODE!!!!!!!
IN THIS HOUSE OGURI CAP IS A HEROEND OF STORY
>>2826264Cafe is basically possessed by the ghost of her ancestor, but it's not like she's in any sekrit tracen skull and bones clubs.
>>2826256I still have a conspiracy theory that artists bring the Xog just so they can take a break from drawing. Think about it, OC is at an all time low during her eras. Then when someone else wins, the art starts to flood. Doesn't that seem suspicious to you?
>>2826280SHUT UP NORN.
>>2826239The results of the finals will decide who I bring. I'm not an ungrateful cringelord.
Okay but no one ACTUALLY likes Oguri Cap as a character, right?There is nothing to oshi or waifu about her, its all for the sake of meta
>>2826279You don't get it, I'm the antithesis of luck, I'm the opposite of good RNG Let me enjoy these scraps
>>2826261Post more pearl bits she's funny
>>2826241fuku loves the supernatural and dia is a literal jinx breaker, those two would be unbeatableHell even sweep would be into it if there is a single hint of MAGIC in it
An unsuspecting HERO will save us, just like Ardan did.
>>2826290yeah, how could anyone masturbate to this
>>2826286Norn sexo
>>2826295Marvey specifically is also into ancient ruins. Though she'd be into the occult only because she's into literally anything.
>>2826299She's not into me.
>>2826295Sweep is a literal witch that is true.I could see Fuji having connections to that "underworld" through her job as an entertainer as well. Fuku is definitely in touch with the spirit world. She prays to a demonic entity. Shiraoki is not the creator, she is the fal
>>2826290Yes I do nigga, she is cute, silly and loves (you) what isn't there to love?>but metametafags are disgusting...
>>2826296>savethe only positive things people can even manage to say about Ardan's reign are "it was interesting" and "everyone's tits got bigger", but the next q/v/een can do that just as well regardless of the outcome
>>2826296>Saves us from doom >Throws us into a wild ride of chaos immediately afterThe oliver cromwell of /v/ma. I will miss her
>>2826292For her sports festival bit she's coaching a baseball team, her team is ahead but just barely and the other team has the bases loaded.Peal subs herself in as the pitcher (she was supposed to just be the coach), the batter gets a hit, then Pearl throws her glove down runs all the way to the stands, climbs up on top of them, and makes an enormous leap to catch the ball and throw the other runners out giving her team the win.
I am sorry but I can't watch Cinderella Gray's next season, I just can't bring myself to root for Oguri anymore
How long till the stakes
oguri is sexo and wife material and I'm tired of pretending she's not
>>2826299The fact that Marvy can send people into alternate dimensions means she's tuned in to something that goes far beyond the occult. She's basically a cryptid herself, likely one of the most powerful in the game if she can conjure up an entire dimension. What is the source of her power, that is the question.
>>2826313Actually oguribroken lmao
>>2826307It was fun and she got good art, i an pleased despite how SHIT the CM was.
>>2826311>then Pearl throws her glove down runs all the way to the stands, climbs up on top of them, and makes an enormous leap to catch the ball and throw the other runners out giving her team the win.Is that even allowed?
>>2826311>The goddess of victoryOh right, I still have to go through NIKKE's newest story chapters and the EOS collab event after reading Pearl's career...
>>2826314TWENTY THREE (23) hours
>>2826177kek, I've been hearing that since Riko.
>>2826181She's McQueen played straight. Girl who was raised with the expectations of the world on her shoulders, so she made it her life's mission to meet those expectations above all else. She doesn't look down on other people or their actions, she even helps you when you're training for the exam process to be her trainer because she sees you trying so hard as well, Ruby just believes she has to do certain things to achieve her goal.If you have ever seen any small ojou in media, they are always more childish than they'd like to portray themselves as, and they are always still kids.
>>2826297God I hate that the Japanese thought this was embarrassing. Made me hate Idol culture even more.
>>2826317many such cases
>>2826315>SexoYES just wait until she unlocks her mothers genes>Wife materialIdk man, not made of money
I haven't watched Cingrey does Oguri have more personality than "food"?
>>2826321>EOS collab eventNikke is ending?
>manipulating history by making umas you dont like win when the next CM is garbage, and making umas you like win when the next CM is kino
>>2826330It collabed with persona 5
>>2826323People somehow think there's a pity system for luck, but it couldn't be any further from the truth
>>2826295>fukukitaru, marvelous sunday and manhattan cafe as exorcists/ghostbusters bankrolled by satono diamond>cafe only puts up with fuku and marvey because she's actually monitoring shiraoki from behind the scenes>shiraoki is way more dangerous than any other supernatural being and the only thing tethering its power is the fact that its linked to fukukitaru who thinks shiraoki is benevolent
>>2826329No. And instead of Tama being her tard wrangler, its instead Belno which doubles as her mouthpiece..
>>2826329Well shes a bit more fleshed out yeah. But her main gimmick is food. The other characters are much better and they bounce off oguri well
>>2826333That tells me nothing, I just know that Atlus/Sega has been milking the shit out of Persona 5
>>2826309she shouldn't have done that to finemo
>>2826328>he didn't make his uma rich by winning every single G1 in existence and mogging all japanese horsesngmi
>>2826326In the uma world that's probably akin to showing up at an awards ceremony without a proper speech prepared, or pulling a Raygun at the olympics
>>2826341Persona 5 does a lot of collabs with gachashit. Most of the time the games EOS 1 year after. So its a known curse
>>2826349Line Dancing is taking over the world!
>>2826350>most of the timeI've heard it's pretty overblown, like 5/20 collabs where it eos'd and the ones that did were much smaller in scale. People try to find patterns in the stupidest shit
>>2826346>lebum uses xogslop Expected, someone like Jokic uses a soulful team
>>2826350Why couldn't think happen to Brown Dust?
>>2826311What kind of absurd feat is that
>>2826356>>2826346>hoopslop
Could you imagine a collab with uma? It sounds like a horrible thing
>>2826348>Oguri Cap earnings: 911,110,000 yen>Equivalent to $5717468.54Do you think you can feed Oguri for the rest of her life off of that?
>>2826334Reminder that everyone is born with a finite amount of luckEvery stroke of luck you encounter is a theft from your past and a debt to your future
>>2826360>movementslopSHANT
>>2826362Well uma collabed with KFC and that shit looke good as fuck. I wanna try KFC
>>2826329she's more autistic, which fortunately works well when they decide to play it straight and also they get some better jokes out of it
>Lateslop CMWhen are we getting frontKINO?
>>2826370You had an ENTIRE scenario.Imagine i posted the webm of AI throwing a melty, i forgot to save it
>>2826290I don't know, she's the Goku/Luffy of umamusume and many people love them as a character.
>>2826362Uma seems to only collab with horse stuff to keep the theming consistent, remember ojisan sticker?
>>2826362I'd like a GFLxUMA collab, though we did get general Liu with a robot horse recently
>>2826364Born under a bad signI was down before I began to crawlIf it wasn't for bad luckI wouldn't have no luck at all
>>2826363I will feed her cum soup
>>2826372Almond GOAT does not melty
>>2826377You need more than protein bro
>>2826362The only acceptable collab would be a Sailor Moon one
>>2826337I'm still sad about that, nothing against belno but fuck I love oguri and tama's Manzai comedy, tama as her tard wrangler is great
>>2826383Unironically how would Tama and Oguri react to this situation? Assuming they both had the same trainer.
>>2826381there's no protein in cum, trust me on that
>>2826362IN THIS CLUB, THE KEIBA DUDE IS A HEROEND OF STORY
>>2826385Teiobro btw
Her reign is inevitable
>>2826370Last time we had a mile people said it would be paceslop because Nishino had been added to the game. Don't jump to conclusions because of baseless hype.
Sheeeesh
>join random JP club>everybody is trading sprint shoeswhat the fuck is this
>>2826383oguri isn't that big
>>2826363You gotta consider that oguri is THE IDOL of kaiba, you will easily make double that cash on her idol merch and food gifts from her fans for the next few decades
>>2826393>meanwhile in JP /v/ma
>>2826373Goku and Luffy are different, mainly they come off as a lot more excitable. Oguri is a lot more subdued emotionally, but the little I know about her is just the career.
>>2826393/V/ma, but Japanese
>>2826362I want my ears to be blessed with umas saying PON CHI RIICHI TSUMOI'll even tolerate the footfaggotry costumes
>>2826362SATONO DIAMOND PRESENTS:A CYGAMES EXCLUSIVE CONFERENCEWITH THEIR PARTNER, SEGA SAMMY CORPORATIONFEATURING ATLUS STUDIOS
>in seeking the pearl's character story she says she wants to connect all six continents of the world with her running...does the Uma world not have Antarctica
>>2826362Soon™
>>2826399Oguri is definitely not Goku beyond she likes to eat. She's not even particularly hungry to fight the strongest, nor is she nearly as goofy/carefree. Oguri has more in common with One Punch Man if anyone.
Windy!
>>2826388based nipman of infinite keiba wisdom
Jesus Christ you guys posted a shit ton in no time
>>2826404re: Divewhat the fuck is this slop
>>2826401>picI say this
>>2826388i could top the greats
Pearl's entire career is hopeKINO I like it.
>>2826382I WANT TO STOP BEING ATTRACTED TO SMART FALCON I NEED IT OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT HER THICK THIGHS GET OUT OF MY HEAD I HAVE A CURREN CHAN WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT SMART FALCON’S ROUND ROUND HEAD GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT THIS IS NOT WHO I AM I AM A CURREN CHAN FAN I HAVE DIGNITY I HAVE STANDARDS I HAVE A BRAND WHY DID I JUST THINK ABOUT HER SMUG LITTLE FACE NO NO NO NO NO GET OUT OF MY HEAD WHY ARE HER THIGHS SO THICK GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD I DO NOT CARE ABOUT SMART FALCON I DO NOT CARE ABOUT HER ROUND ROUND HEAD I DO NOT CARE ABOUT HER STUPID CUTE FACE I DO NOT CARE ABOUT HER WHY DID I JUST IMAGINE HER SMILING GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT I NEED AN EXORCISM I NEED TO BE RESTRAINED I NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE MY PHONE AWAY FROM ME I AM LOYAL TO CURREN CHAN WHY IS SMART FALCON IN MY BRAIN RENT FREE WHY ARE HER THIGHS LIKE THAT GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>2826403Maybe she hates penguins.
>>2826410People are getting excited again now that the dirtslop is almost over. Pearl and Ruby has people revved up
>>2826417I AM FEELING HOPEFUL
>>2826406>being obsessed to race with Tamamo that she got mindbroken the moment Tamamo announce her retirement isn't hungry to fight the strongestIn-game career early umas are so fucking sanitized for *3 umas that only King Halo career gets to standout. Cingray fleshes her out better.
>>2826403>Japanese education
>>2826419What's wrong with being attrcted to Falco..?
>>2826349Is that why the Grand Live was cancelled? Were the mobs really that bad?
>>2826384Hard to say desu, for all of oguri "le hungry" memes she can be thoughtful too, I wouldn't doubt that oguri would bow out of a career with (you) altogether if she thought staying with her trainer would get in the way of tama and her trainer's love
>>2826123I haven't made a single ace, I'm still LOOOOOPing for parents.Best parent I have has 4 out of 5 skills I want.
>>2826429Look at that finger clipping, how can you be attracted to that?
>>2826419You aight bud?
>>2826419I'm so fucked up your screams are a lullaby to me
>>2826384Oguri is actually the jealous type, it'd be asking for death
>>2826419Smart Falcon's yellow alt and it's consequences have been a disaster for the anon race.
>>2826384Well they were fine with it last night
BASE OR CHEER KINGU!?
HOOOEHHH!
Pearl's Christmas event is taking (You) by helicopter to a big fancy restaurant.
>>2826431Idk man, Oguri got extremely jealous at something as simple as a plushie and iirc her hot springs scene was pretty romantically charged
>>2826442Cheer King. Her ult actually kinda works on the track (only slightly delayed). Should be pretty strong if built w/ Ruby
>>2826440Eagerly awaiting the Third Impact
>>2826442Initially I thought cheer kingu would be bad due to the super delayed proc but she is better than base king
>>2826445HOW RICH IS THIS BITCH?
>>2826445What is with all these rich trainees seducing their trainers
What the hell K.S. is officially global now? Yes I know she showed up in Aoharu races.
>>2826438I still remember that plush event where oguri got jealous of her own plushie, jealous oguri is too adorable
>>2826445Imagine sharing your toreina with pearl and she pulls off this stupid ass stunt. How do you even compete?
>>2826445They're drinking juice
>>2826442Cheer
>>2826458I don't know if that would even work because I'm basically the Rulership of trainers.
>>2826456If you pointed to this newma and asked me to tell you her name I would literally be clueless
>>2826457Did we ever figure out who Oguri Cap The First was
>>2826438Is Tama the jealous type? I dont imagine they'd be okay sharing.
>>2826091It's easier to draw and also after spreading out your fingers the hand tends to naturally settle with the middle + ring together unless my hands are fucked up. Like doing Ruby's pose in that pic, it naturally settles together
>>2826457fucking the oguri fumo while she watches
Can we ban Hog from entering the stakes.Can we just do debuffer only stakes.
dirt, yummy
>>2826384Tama seems to me like the romantic domestic type and oguri while I dont think she has a strong attachment to relationships like that is shown to be kinda...clingy? Kinda jealous and very attached? It just sounds like a complete disaster
>>2826458
>>2826473Debuffer only race would be fun. Im down for it
>>2826473No, because the shitposting after beating oguri would be really funny
>>2826475The vast mountains of Tomakomai
>>2826473It's time to embrace inevitable, immeasureable, monstrous beast from Kasamatsu...Digitan probably can rob it if it's bo1. But on ft2, shit's rough.
>>2826479This. Shitposting after Kitasan and Ardan raped and killed oguri cap was top tier
>>2826478There is one in the upcoming Slutty Summer.
>>2826473>he fears the xog this much
>>2826484BET
Only a warrior who has assembled the Six Green Skills can defeat the Ogurin
>>2826446true, I actually forgot about the plushie event, desu I really don't know how something like that would go, the harem chad in me wants to say (you) will find a way to make it work but uma are very territorial and oguri is clingy
>>2826489Who the fuck is that one on the left?
>>2826488>moves your chair one cmNow what?
>>2826487Bet what?
>>2826492>Uncs are this out of touch with slangGreat....
>>2826489OUR QUEENS AND OUR FUTURE QUEEN!!!!!And Falco
I BELIEVE THAT SHE CAN WIN
>>2826489Tamamo is down bad for Oguri and Oguri competitiveness will just makes it a competition to who can finish (you) faster instead.
>>2826490That's mihono bourbon.
>>2826499No anon the OTHER one on the left
>>2826496I believe she will become the next Light Hello, an old hag without any romantic prospects that drinks a lot.
>Forced to play GLNo...
>>2826489So how long we've to wait for nigekiri sister q/v/een? Falcon is essentially the taishin of this group...
>>2826501HERRO HERRO INES FUJIN NANO
>>2826502Falco has like 3 trillion fans, one of them will shack up with herMaybe it's >>2826419
>>2826473If you can't beat xog on your own merits, then you don't deserve to win and WE don't deserve a better q/v/een, simple as.
>>2826503Playing GL for short tracks feels like this so its okay
>>2826502>light hello>no romantic prospectsIf you're not playing pass the controller bro
I hope I can get my spark back, catch up and share the same passion with you guys on the threads again
IT'S HER TURN
>>2826517MileGAWD.....return HOME
>>2826504Only possible in a turf race now because Luck Runs My Way is a free block everyone button.
>>2826502Least obvious currencel
>>2826518We already have a mob boss Ribbon Sirvente
Room me up faggots I have some mile rooms to lose
>>2826517The way to regain your spark is rest when you are tired. Take care of yourself and enrich your soul in the meantime
>>2826491
>>2826502You say this but half of the three years of an uma's career in GL is spent creampieing light hello
>>2826520So we got to wait for pope falcon at this point...
>>2826504IT'S COMING HOME IN TWO YEARS LADS
>>2826498>a competition to who can finish (you) faster instead.Which will they drain first? Wallet or Soul?
>>2826307>everyone's tits got biggerWas this a /vm/ drawing event, or was this a shift in the game?
>>2826523Ill take your challenge. I want a ROOM
>>2826523Have you considered hosting?
Can i join stakes with more than one uma
Why didn't you guys tell me Ruberts card is an agemasan too...
>>2826536No, thats the only rule. It will actually get you crucified.
I love asking for rooms but I will never ever host one
A lot of the story in Pearl's senior year is about if she should enter a French G1. It would make her the first Tracen uma to win if she made it.Taiki later announces that she's going to enter the same one that Pearl was eyeing. She considers going for an earlier sprint G1 in France instead, but declines in part because it would feel like sniping Taiki just to take the title from her (also so you don't get cuked out of summer camp).Instead Pearl challenges Taiki to the Sprinter's Stakes and Mile Championship after Taiki comes back victorious from France There's a lot of talk about destiny, and it's where Pearl changes from wanting to meet her destiny to wanting to surpass it.At the end of her career, there's a lot of hype about the top 100 Umamusume. Pearl has what she calls a prophetic dream about not making the list.But in reality, she did make it, despite not being the first Tracen Umamusume to win abroad like she originally wanted to be.The random career events like costume events or dance practice were mostly schizocore, but during the story segments Pearl is a lot more vulnerable and down to earth than I expected her to be. Even at the very end when she's surprised by being in the top 100 Umamusume she tells (You) that she won't cry and gives a speech about the potential within everyone instead.
>>2826536You can but you won't survive what happens next.
>>2826536Absolutely not. Stakes spots are in high demand.
>>2826536Only 1 (one) per trainer, if you bring 2 or more your win doesn't get counted
>>2826535I would but I only have 1 horse that I just built with Ruby's card....
I think falcon should be rounder and smarter
>Where the rooms at >Zero hostsFine. Give me 5 minutes and I can host, lazy ass neighas
>>2826536If you do that, you'll leave me no choice but to declare you excommunicado. The doors to any /v/ club in connection with /v/ma will be closed to you.
>>2826537Its literally not
>Oooh this stakes thing sounds fun>"Okay but you need to be fast to join">Le one week later>WHAT THE FUCK THE ROOM FILLED UP IN LITERALLY FIVE SECONDS >CANT JOIN>STILL CANT JOIN>AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEvery time.
>>2826362uma collabs are kino and golshi fits in everything
>>2826552nigger I JUST STARTED on parents
>>2826510>>2826513>>2826521>>2826526You guys took the wrong bait. I meant imagining hag Falco.
>>2826552My first Pearl run was ass but I'll bring her anyway I guess.
>>2826536>can I break the only ruleYou won't get in anyway. You don't know how fast those spots vanish
I love my MVPs so fucking much
>>2826560Here's your collab broONLY SKIN IN THE GAME THAT ISN'T TIED TO AN ALT BTW
>>2826568TWO GOATS
>>2826563Bake better bait
>>2826519>>2826524I already basically skipped this CM, I hated it. I don't want to do it again. I need to learn GL ASAP
>>2826568SOULGAWD
>>2826569*stands up and puts my hands in the air*KIIIINNOOOOOOO
>>2826532How the fuck do I read this
>>2826569Literally the coolest shit ever
>>2826569Isreal
>>2826569I thought you cant use it in runs and its a lobby exclusive?
>>2826536This is like unironically the only unforgivable sin
Imagine if the stakes lobby is all Oguris
I need to learn GL (girls love)
>>2826589Nothing funnier than the clanker invasion that got pillaged and raped by ONE oguri
>>2826586Yeah, but that's the case with every skin including casual outfits
>>2826575No one will blame you for skipping dirt
>>2826575it took me like two days to learn. I've got a bunch of good notes and can boil it down to the bare essentials, just ask the thread if you need help. You'll be fine, take your time and have >fun with it. It's a really good story
>>2826589/v/ma isn't THAT soulless
>>2826569Will we even be able to get this in Global? Will western KFC do the collab?
Alright bros, sorry for the delay. My umas are kinda shit i haven't been able to work on em for a few days. But ill host!718469567184695671846956ENTER the mile
I don't understand. If the stake lobby is so competitive and fills up instantly why not just make more lobbies. Make it a tournament where top 4 of each lobby moves ip
>that name>but most of the girls on the team are on the smaller sideWhat did he mean by this.
>>2826590I say this
>>2826609>she can effortlessly do a front flipNeigha that's NUTZ
Sirius mention
I've been playing this stupid fucking scenario for weeks now I can't get my speed over 1.2k, this shit is so fucking retarded
>>2826610Its a tradition.
>>2826609Imagine Gran Alegria doing a screw attack
>>2826610That's why we generally have two hosts. It's a system we've refined over many CMs, don't question it and watch the magic unfold.
>>2826589If I have to host a stakes room again, you can at least be assured it won't be all Oguri because I don't even have her.
>>2826609Can I enter with less than 3?
>>2826628I dont care, do whatever you want but its full rn
>>2826619Are you only running two speed cards or something?
>>2826619This is straight up impossible unless you're doing something wrong imo
>>2826533I wanted to draw a piece based on that. I tried to speedrun it before her reign ended since otherwise it makes no sense, I am not an artist so I was trying to make something with skills I don't have yet. I failed to get it, now I don't know what to do with this idea, I'm so sorry. It looked so good in my mind
>>2826631no faggot
>>2826625>>2826620That was back when /vm/a was barely alive
>>2826630>instantly fullYup yup, it's milekino time!
>>2826613
>>2826609TAIKI SHOOTS FOR VICTORY IN A JOYFUL VOYAGE863062628630626286306262
>>2826473>going 3/5 every match with Pasa and debuffers Nature & RudolfOguri really isn't that big of a deal (unless she's an End Closer; I didn't have anyone on hand with that and good stats)
>>2826612A true thigh lover, loves all thighs regardless of the sizeAnd out of all of them, his favorites are the ones belonging to the uma he loves
>/vm/a
>>2826638FASTER
>>2826634Just try your idea with stick umas
>Retards making wheelchair lobbiesReal pros are still grinding parents. No point in doing room matches now, you are against jobbers. In a week your room win rate will drop by half
>>2826635Then you must be doing something wrong. You buying all the training effectiveness songs? You doing lots of speed rainbow training?
>>2826645WELL FUCKIN SAID
>>2826502Light Hello is already sexy from the flashbacksFalco will always have the body of a teenage boy
>"nu scenario are killing the playerbase">Cygay gets record profitssomeone is lying here
>>2826598Thanks>>2826603I think I understand the "bare essentials" but I try to apply it and it just doesn't work, I still get worse stats than MANT. Maybe seeing someone's recorded run would help me?
>>2826643It is bizzare not seeing front toreinas running fronts.
>>2826660>article is 3 months old
>>2826665Im probably running triple fronts. I am using TT umas lol.
>>2826648https://youtu.be/iSNfKxfhMnc?si=PcbKoTj6JJOOF_hi
>>2826654But anon.Fun
>>2826654
>>28266435/9Attention grabbing rice shower ears.
>>2826654>Real pros
>>2826675She's got a biwa tier head
>>2826675christ they're HUGE
>>2826668So you call them TT umas despite the fact they have inherited uniques.
>>2826677>""""Real pros""""">meanwhile in Graded A my opponents are literal auto run umas
>>2826675Cover them up, slut
>>2826654It only takes 50 minutes to make an Ace, bro.
do we have a rice showa poster now?
>>2826686Don't be mean
>>2826643Fine ass beating right there!776145987761459877614598>>2826681Y-You know th-One thing I sh-Scuse me for one second...
>>2826694>we>nowIt's like you just started browsing here todayWe've had VILLAIN posters since day one newfriend
Why am I locked out of finals despite qualifying?
>>2826701Rice is a HERO
Anyone has luck finding a MLB daichi ruby?
>>2826702uhhhh, you sure you did?
Christ
>>2826702That's not how it works, either you qualified or you didn't. Are you new?
>>2826702What are you talking about? We're still in the registration for finals. It doesn't start for another 20ish hours.
>>2826705That's one thick clanker
>>2826706Yeppers, there were three posted last thread. And there's some up in chrono now.
>>2826714>there's some up in chrono now.NTA but it's giving me nothing. They might have filled up already because Chrono updates every 5 minutes now
>>2826714I see zero on chrono?
>>2826698ACK256365682563656825636568
>>2826712Oh im sorry im new. Idk how this works i just noticed
>>2826383>rien is a horse fuckerDid the prescripts tell him to do it?
>>2826707>>2826709Yeah it said i qualified to A finals 2 days ago
>>2826727It's alright newfriend, if you've qualified you've qualified. Check back at 6:00pm EST tomorrow to see your finals results
>>2826731so now you register your umas you want to run for finals and wait for the matchmaking period. Finals results will go live in about 21 hours
This shit is literally impossible to make anything good in. How the fuck was this garbage the shit that saved this game?
>>2826738JOBpera...
>>2826738ummmmmm because its faster than MANT!>20 careers, 0 fan gain today
>>2825921
>>2826738 Not looking good!
>>2826738Post your deck? Even with an uma like opera those stats are super low.
>>2826738That speed is really low. Are you running 3 speed cards?
>>2826743That's our 4chan Shakur
>>28267244/9I'll make this the last one since my umas are unacceptable.
>>2826742Not looking good for...?
>>2826746every time I ask for you help you fucks give me bad advice, I'm done asking for help here>>2826749yes faggot and speed sparks
>>2826755help yourself nigga
>>2826686
>>2826755Bro, just let me see the damn deck. Are your song priorities good? Like you have to give me more to work with. Record a run.
>>2826755Holy advicebroken
>>2826738I also struggle making 1600spd umas even with 3 spd cards. Then I enter a rooma and everyone has 1550-1600 speed. I usually end up with like 1450 which means in raw stats I lack like 300 spd
>>2826755wu/v/ you...
>>2826755Why not work with us and let us see what's going wrong dude.
Alright, pretty good first attempt I thinkShop was kinda shit, Rubert didn't finish his chain and no leap forward, not to mention way, wayyy too low stamina, but whatever, think I'll use Stamina Ryan parent instead of power one on account of Ruby card
Name a more iconic duo than great pinks but shit whites and great whites but shit pinks.
>>2826694I try to show some restraint, but I post my fuarking HERO when I get the chance
>>2826769shit whites and shit pinks
>>2826768>not to mention way, wayyy too low staminaStamina requirements for the mile are not nearly as high as you think, especially for a late. 500 should be fine honestly, especially with low speed like that. 600 and a white heal max
>>2826757I want to do that to her teats
Do metafags even have an uma waifu?
>>2826768>Pretty good>Missing 1300 stats total
>>2826769pissing blood and shitting green
>>2826694Rice was part of the Heisei era actually
I stole all of that bwo's umas. I shall come back stronger
>>2826775All metafags waifu Windy until proven otherwise.
>>2826775Christmas Oguri Cap is my wife
>>2826724Complete domination!!!!!! Impressive anon! You got some real good stuff. It's time to get seriousThanks for coming!
>>2826755Did you buy songs with friendship? Did you buy songs with speed bonus? Did you spam speed and wit training and fill the rest out by buying stats? 1200 speed is what you should be at at the beginning of senior year, not at the end of the career
>>2826781Rice was part of my balanced and tasty dinner tonight actually
>>2826787Revenge for kicking my ass last mile cm. Thanks as always
Anyone have any good fronters I can pirate yet?
>>2826791>McQueen will never play goo goo babies with me
>>2826795Oh don't worry I will fucking murder you after this. I don't kneel easy
>>2826755Stay bad then.
>>2826798>Literally 0% tittyDo you really want to be breastfed by an absolutely flat chest?
>>2826776Its good for my third rate ass, and to be fair speed is pretty close to that>>2826773I suppose, but I would still rather be on the safe side with 600 stamina just so I can save points on white heal
>>2826802Is this a rhetorical question
>>2826794Rice is unhealthy in large quantities dotoLARD
>>2826807Everything is unhealthy in large amounts, including oxygen
>>2826800We'll see about that
>>2826738You ARE buying the friendship bonus songs and saving for the next concert cycle right?
>>2826800I wuv it when my rivals kill each other
>>2826813
>>2826800>>2826795These anons are gonna kiss
Speed growth umas dont deserve uman rights
Really nice SP and Statline on Lickey... too bad I didn't get Groundwork.
>>2825921harrohave I missed any OC? feels like there's some that aren't in the mega
>>2826776>1,300 stats+300 speed+400 wit+100 staminaWhere the fuck are you getting the rest, post your shit neigha I wanna see.
>>2826823You gotta be more specific. Have you missed any OC since when?
Let's FUCKING GO.
i haven't played GL since I was waiting on Ruby what's the amount of concerts I have to hit again? Just 4 songs per performance?
>>2826824600 spd100 stam200 pwr400 witRemember that gains are halved after 1200
Which uma is the most hated?
YES I'M PRIORITIZNG THE TRAINING AND SKILL SONGS, IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER
>>2826828It's not the number of concerts, but it's the songs you want to grab. Copy and pasting an older post>Initial songs before concert 1There are three Friendship Training Effectiveness songs. Grab all three.>Before Concert 2They introduce a +2 SP gain song, this is the only one you need to grab if you got all the TE songs before, then grab 2 other whatever songs to fill up the bar, people like the wit training ones.>Before Concert 3This adds a +3 SP gain song, once again the only one you really need to worry about. Grab two more filler songs.>Before Concert 4This adds a fuck ton of training effectiveness songs, two that are 10% TE, grab as many as you canAfter that you just get whatever, those are the most important songs and they're added to the pool at the same time every run. Every each concert, the old songs still exist, but they add a group of new songs.
>>2826830Either Teio, Windy or Oguri
>>2826820I might be looking for a club here next month so I could kiss you in there
>>2826828"Just get 4 songs" is a very, very basic way of thinking about it. If you don't care about optimizing further you can get a decent statline like that but otherwise it's more complicated than JUST "get 4 songs"
>>2826813Sex? Strangling? Both?
>>2826830Xoguri and Windy
>>2826827I kneelI couldn't spare the statues or the rolls to 5* her.
Does this raise the difficulty of your careers? I forgot
>>2826829If you're at 1,300, you need 300 more speed to hit speed cap, even if those gains are halved, you still say you need 300.
>>2826827Holy PearlGOD
>>2826837No sex, we leave that in /uma/
>>2826827Finally a true Pearl Warrior, I kneel king
We wuv Windy here, actually.
>>2826837
>>2826823A few Inari tetas and an Mspaint god OC I think
>>2826823The mega is missing some CUTE as fuck ardan art and the new inari piece
>>2826830Teio
>>2826830For me it's Curren, she's worse than Mr. Cleat
>>2826850genuinely what the fuck were they...thinking?i wonder if they patched it or not
>>2826831Do you mind recording a run bro? I wanna help you out
>>2826854>The mega is missing some CUTE as fuck ardan artSomeone drew a new ardan piece?
>>2826862do we get animated stickers at some point?
>>2826847/v/ma - Windy general
>>2826862https://files.catbox.moe/1i69tc.pngAlso. Not him but I'll post a farewell ardan art tomorrow, I meant to post it today but I got busy at work
>>2826840I'm out of statues and carots.Entirely worth it. Now to work towards 100m fans for that title. Blessed be auto while I work, tomorrow is gonna be me seeing how well my motly parent attempts work to start getting a good ace going.>>2826844>>2826846An extra tidbit I was holding on is also this.
>>2826860She's thinking and her speech is muscly
>>2826842just auto that shit
Train faster you damn clanker I wanna train milers
>>2826875I think umas should have more dance moves.
>>2826875Goddamn look at the size of her head
>>2826879>*Biwa has entered the chat*
Do white men even eat rice?
I've spent the past 3 hours since Rubert dropped toiling away in the mile mines trying (and generally failing) to make my end closer ace. Think I'm gonna need more speed sparksDid I miss anything of interest? How are things going for the Pearl warriors?
>>2826875Why are they in the Sacred World of the Kai
>>2826869I CANNOT STOP KNEELING
>>2826883Yeah, curry is popular in UK for example, altrhough its mostly potatoes, pasta and secret third thing for me
Rooma to test my comp for CM18390098913900989139009891
>>2826860It's still there...
>>2826884Its been a very fun thread. Rooms, funposting and PEARLNATION is rising
>>2826884I rolled well, but if I talk any further anons will lynch me for stealing their luck
Danchode when will you join rooms again
>>2826897On the off chance that im your dancho. When I win a plat again.
>>2826897I'm busy.(Soon, I promise)
I just wanted to post my deck from this run because I don't think any of these (aside from Maru who isn't really GC specific and LH who is a borrow) are "meta" GC cards
>>2826884I didn't have to spark for Pearl and enjoyed reading her career.The actual first run was a disaster though, what a waste of a borrow and mile S.
>>28268926/9 bring anything
Why is my trainer named Selection? That's now the name I gave him
>>2826901What the hell is my danchou even doing bro
Test
>>2826901>Parasite eveMy fuckin neigha. Cannot wait to race you
>>2826892Well, I need more midrace on Rice and maybe run 2 pace 1 late
>>2826904Yuh, you can make a lot of shit work in GL
Should i run Vodka or Grass next CM. Cards don't matter, so ignore grass having OYL
Why the fuck is this banned in club chat
>>2826881I lined up their chins on the same horizontal line and... Pearl has the bigger noggin.Care to explain, Pearlfags?
>>2826926Vodka because she hasn't been queen yet.
>>2826926Grass is better, Furious Feat is extremely mid
>>2826930now show us your donut
>>2826926I find it annoying whenever Vodka uses her unique and I can't see who won
>>2826929ho
>>2826929ANON????????
>>2826931And she won't be if Queen Oguri has anything to say about it
Is it doable to get S rank in the aptitude test with auto?
>>2826944What does the state of oy neigh have to say about this?
>>2826950Oy Neigh has a right to defend itself.
>>2826950We have a 2 for 1 deal on pagers
>>2826552Give me a week to put out some aces
>>2826944
>>2826929Huh
>>2826947Yes, you can get SS umas with auto. Depends on the cards you bring
>>2826961>are i a go hoMOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSMEIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2826961This shit is so dumb
>>2826963Yes, Curren
>>2826966I think the filter is meant to be for literally every language
>>2826934My what?
>>2826961The word hope is censored lol
>>2826970Pearl in shambles.
>>2826970DOOMchads WON
>>2826970HOPEchads, we fucking lost
Do i even need any of these fuck ass skills for the mile test or can I rawdog it?
>>2826970YumaGODS... JEWART did it again...
>>2826975Grab them if you want an easier time at getting A ranking. I just got B because the fuckers didnt finish their chains
Greetings, people of /v/buyaI have come to announce the " 3rd Princess Dropout"the rules are simple, bring your CM Uma for the last CM, BUT no Queen of /vm/No queen can be a princess, but a princess can raise up to be a queenLast winner Princess decleared, that every Princess has to be "beautiful, graceful and courageous"Race track: 2000m, Ooi, wet condition, fall, Sunny, Mood Great, 1 Uma per trainerBan List: Oguri Cap, Mihono Bourbon, Maruzensky, Mayano Top Gun, Gold Ship, Seiun Sky, Super Creek, Taiki Shuttle, Grass Wonder, Curren Chan, Silence Suzuka, Kitasan Black, and current Queen Mejiro ArdanThis time, the Winner of the dropout will get to be in a Photo with the other Princesses to celebrate the "Age of Grand Live"The Dropout will begin within the next 6h AFTER the /v/ictory Stakes (around 24h after this post)With that, i wish everyone good luck for the CM
>>2826985Cant we just put ts in the OP?
139207961392079613920796Testing CM18 compPlease join
>>2826989nyo
>even with autouma and half TP career there are still 5 flatliners in my clubwhy is that?
>>2826975No, just getting an UG rank uma is enough for the A rank since it only takes 20k pointsYou can even autotrain to clear them, I got the Long and Dirt ones done with autotrained TM Opera O and Smart Falcon
>>2826989what does Transcend have to do with this
I can already tell this is going to feel so fucking ass and result in multiple runs without CB or Ruby finishing their chains, and the only thing I can do differently is swap out Maru or Biko with SR Sweep.
>>2826990Taiki takes itTesting another comp319107453191074531910745
Would guys save up for the +2 speed or go for the +1 wit? For context: 20% speed growth uma with 3 speed cards. Already have all the TE and SP bonus ones.
>>2826999Not using SSR cards because of chains not finishing is poorfag cope
>>2826995Bitch about it in your club chat, not my problem
>>2827003>Exit career>FullDamn these fill up way too fast
>>2827005+2 Speed so you can press Wit more and still get more speed, unless you're a Front you don't "need" crazy Wit (and even then), though this is a big downhill track also
>>2827011I was just joining since they were slow to fill, go ahead next time
>>2827003Yeah need a runaway to kill off other runaways. Oguri needs more mid race.Thanks for joining. I'll go refine my umas.
A way to make GL more fun:before you start the final concert, look up the setlist, hunt the songs down on youtube and queue up a playlist. great way to discover new uma songs that aren't actually in the game!
>>2826989wtf you fags have a Teamspeak server?? It's fucking dober, this place is lost my jimmies have been permanently rustled
>>2826999>BikoAnon, your Tachy?
>>2826995Join a good club, I recommend Oy Neigh
>>2827017LB0 :^)
I NEED SMART FALCON SO FUCKING BAD BROS
>>2827015The question is WHY aren't they in the game yet. Why are they so slow to add this shit. Will they ever be added?
>>2827014Runaways are great to bring your paces up and to cuck other frontrunners. I think it's the move
I am deep in the mines and getting fomo. I NEED to get stronger
>>2827021our FUARKING HEROES!!...uhh and Windy too I guess
>>2827023I wanted to run VBon and Smarto since they are my favorite umas but it is what it is.
>>2827029I think you can try to bring suzuka but just nuke her stamina and midrace with shitty skills and it MIGHT work but I haven't tested it. I did that on a mile cm long ago and it got my maru a cm win
>>2827014>End xogfat fuck
>>2827033I been testing runaway rabbit for awhile. Been getting iffy results and that is before daichi ruby is out.
>>2827016teamspeak was a better era than discord.of course everyone stopped using it cause discord was "free" and teamspeak you had to buy/rent a server.but on teamspeak that server your clan/guild/whatever paid for? that shit was yours. you could have whatever policies you wanted, there was no "teamspeak trust and safety" monitoring everyone's chat for no no speech. or giving lists of their users' IPs to the SPLC
>mile is xogurislop as well we're never going to be free
>>2827035The game might've changed then. I mostly run pace and runaways have been part of my team almost every cmI did do that on I think cm14 with two fronts and it worked though
In the grand live, clanking my hog, and by hog, haha, let's justr say Spe__
>>2827023this is done in real horse racing too. Sierra Leone's trainer liked to bring a front runner to wear out the other horses.
>>2827037yeah but at least there's more options this time so more people have a chance. Plus never say never. Xog will remain strong for a long while, but she won't be the top of the crop forever. This is peak xogslop, it will pass in time.
>>2827041Maybe I should look into training...
>>2827039Can't run pace cause I don't have nishino and I don't like relying on parents for borrows. Let's see.
>>2827043Only if you're rich. Maintaining a horse aint cheap
>>2827044Yeah you've got time to experiment, my team's already solid just because I always do the same thing haha
>>2827044That reminds me, what do I even run on pace besides Nishino? Or can I just bring whatever as a borrow, or even just make my own parents since I do have Nishino?
WHAT DOES VITALITY EVEN DO
>>2827046Yeah I'm joking, I remember watching Sierra Leone though he won the Breeder's in 2024. Gonna rewatch it right now
>>2827052Velocity. Fuji works well this CM.
>>2827037would you rather have xogurislop or have taikislop?
>>2827053its visual anon, your uma is an umadol
>>2827052SFV only works on taiki so I'm just using triumphant. Vaudeville is also decent and you could gamble angling too since your average clanker probably won't bother training fronts for the cm
>>2827056Well I have Fuji and the fatty, I dunno if I'd rather have Pulse or something else.
>>2827063Fuji and Pulse are both solid options and honestly it doesn't make a difference. See which parents you have.
>>2827065I have no good mile parents when considering modern standards, so I have to make them from scratch again.
Trainer Aptitude test?more like suck my hairy trainer balls test HURRY THE FUCK UP!
>>2826335>itrude, Shiraoki is a mare
>>2827036all that's changed from then to now is the internet userbase reaching critical mass, big enough that surveillance became straight up more profitable than charging fees like a normal business. Discord got there faster than TS by bleeding money until the network effect was enough to sustain the business on its own. Market share and value capture (read as 'absorption' as opposed to 'generation') is the name of the game.Wealth distribution and general prosperity bring about big governments, big governments bring demand for bigger, better systems of control, and better systems of control bring wealth concentration and reduced quality of life. That is the endless post-industrial cycle.
>pasa has been actually giving me nothing but mile sparks>the whites are all absolute trash You really can't win with this game
>1x 3star in 80rolls (not Pearl)>losing finals to oguri (again)I should just kill myself
>still can't train UG Uma with these/v/ma please tell me the truth, am I a third-rate torena?
Taishin with Lightning Surge is almost certainly an insta-win if it goes off.The issue is training a Taishin with 2speed/1power/2wit, getting mile S, hitting 1500 speed, and achieving all of this without wanting to kill yourself in the process.
>>2827087Gonna be hilarious when potential uma fumbles the bag for the fourth time
>Follow a post explaining how tp play here>mfwYEP YEPPERSI GET IT NOWHOT DOG!
>>2827087Her smile is precious
>>2827087I'm training Tama and I'm extremely close to dropping Light HelloYou need 3SpdYou need RubySo it's either an omega wit highroll with 1 wit card, or ditching the drunkard and building a normal deck. Or ditching Ruby I guess.
>>2827087Imagine that but with XOguriYou need to get:Mile SAfter School StrollHit 1500 speedAnother recoveryHave lighting surge chain finishThat is true KMS tier
>>2827093The last time a backliner even won the stakes was almost a year ago with Grass Wonder. I'm starting to realize how powerful blocking is. Even if you think you can squeeze through, even if you look like you're thin enough, you can't. Large rooms are inherently biased towards more forward positions.
this one is certainly the one my neighers
>>2827086Nope, you just have to lock in anon
>>2827099You should kill yourself regardless as ogurislopper
Getting 4 songs in the first half of classic year feels fucking awful.
>>2827086That's a support roster good enough for UF.Hello/Kitasan/Maru/flex or wit/wit Marvy (or Bourbon if you're building a front)/wit or speed borrow and follow the video guide.If you keep lacking results then you should just blame the RNG fuckery in GL to keep your sanity.
>>2827109t. No plater
>>2827110Need to get your rainbows online early and pray light hello gives you a little tug job along the way
Finally! Now I can finally play the game.
>>2827110The 2nd concert? Anon just get 3. Its better that way.
>>2827118>trainerliterally unusable
Seeking the hag
I just ate TWO pizzas Suzuka-San
is it possible for f2p to save 90k carats in 4 months for Ramonu wit?
How much Cock and Balls do you need?Is 1LB enough to stop borrowing it? Because I'm seriously considering using the ticket and a shard on it, I'm starving
>>2827139I just ate TWO FUCKING LOAVES of bread for BREAKFAST like the FAT PIECE OF SHIT I AMWho am I?
>>2827145The breakpoint is LB1 yes.
>>2827145I was literally going to ask the same thingCan I use Mr.Cute Butt's card at LB0? I luckshitted it and I kinda wanna try ends to see if they work.
>>2827147The obese of Kasamatsu
>>2827147I refuse to believe there's an uma that gluttonous. Two entire loaves? is this some kind of sick joke?
>>2827153Relax, dieterian, Its called Bread Humor.
>>2827147
>>2827153>He doesn't know about VILLAIN THREE LOAF technique
>>2827153>Two entire loaves?heh....
>sought out the Pearl>didn't get herwhat the FUCK
>>2827147Hell yeah, gluten fucking rocks.
How many loaves could Light Hello eat?
>>2827015https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23ieS3jZXSE
>>2827151It's decent at 0LB but you'll want to consider getting 1LB on her rerun banner. The extra wit bonus matters quite a bit.
>>2827164
>guys it's so much easier after dirt>backliners have to hit rainbow stats on 3 sped 1 wit 1 pow because ruby is mandatoryIs there literally anything you guys won't lie about?
>>2827166TWENTY. EIGHT.
>>2827139>eating TWO pizzasYES! SPECHUD NEEDS TO GET BIGGER!
>>2827177meant for >>2827168forget it....
>>2827176You need to take all the hopium and cheers with a grain of salt. I knew from the get go that having to squeeze in Ruby is going to be near impossible for me. I'm just gonna breed in Leap Forward sparks. GL is extremely restrictive on your deck
>>2827178Those thighs...
>>2827168Is bread normally eaten with beer?>t. totaler
>>2827178Those panties look a bit off
>>2827184It's sloppa
>>2827184Perhaps because its aigen>t. Knower, pic like these were popular back in like autumn
>>2827099Imagine hitting mile S on a mile A uma.Imagine getting a recovery skill.Never in a million years.
>>2827184Yeah, wears the carrot?
>>2827183No, beer in of itself is basically liquid bread, eating bread with beer will make you bloated like you would not believe.
>>2827184
>>2827193>bread and carbonated liquidSounds right. Its like that one thing where you feed a bird rice seeds, then it drinks water, the seeds expand and it gets injured from expanding rice
>See Double Dom but for Urara... alright I forgive you
>>2827184yeah they're not big enough for her fat ass to fit into
I love loooooooooping
as expected
>>2827207Nice loopa
>>2827209We love Medium/Mile Pace/Lates
>>2827207You're living my dream
>>2827209I don't know what any of that means>Snatchin' HeartsOh yeah she did do that to one anon, didn't she?
>>2827209>Singularitywhat the fuck
i wuv hewwo wight
>>2827209I was hoping that we would get actual single skins like the Golshi KFC one. That way all those umas that have alts in card form can still get them and they wouldn't need to make a completely new uma with new skills for them.
>There's a title for winning all G3s thru G1s with an uma>Auto doesn't countOh god. I'm guessing MANT is the only reasonable way to do that, but how the fuck are you meant to do this with an uma with G ranks?
>>2827231You don't do it all in one run. A G affinity can be raised to C with sparks. Obviously it's easier depending on the uma, but it's a real endeavor for most. Still doable. If you go into the trophy room you can keep track of which umas won which G1/2/3s
>>2827231G3s are a lot easier than G1s, you can win those with D/C distance and without A dirt/turf.
>>2827231Use track and distance sparks, and pray for good inspos if you're trying to hit races that your trainee has double G base aptitude in
First run does not inspire much confidence. I should have prepped pacers.
>>2827242>S+Ouch
>Seeking the Pearl barely has any vocal songs>not even most recent scenario Girls Legend UWhat the fuck, I wanna listen to her sing.
>>2827235I did it with Scarlet and it was incredibly easy, to the point I don't use the title because it didn't feel like an accomplishment. Even with Dirt G Sprint F, the dirt sprints were easy. I reckon it's easy for every uma wilth natural Mile and Medium aptitudes. The hard thing is winning a junior year G1 when you need to raise both aptitudes, like Haru winning the Hopeful Stakes. The Zen-Nippon Junior Yushun didn't exist when I got the title, but it would still be easy for Scarlet. Maybe that would be hard for Creek or someone.
I think Wodka is unironically good this CM. Miler, gold skill, speed ult at the end(which is good now since everyone has accels). Was looking for trainees with good growths and forgot she had one of the best. Been seeing a few pop off in pubs and she seems solid.
Seeking the Pearl's hag ovum
>>2827235Well yeah, but I'm just thinking about that Urara fan trying to do all those medium and long turf races.I feel lucky by comparison, especially since I don't think there is a dirt long or there is one at most so I can try to just stat mog it in URA or Unity?>>2827236True, though I've seen some shit when it comes to racing.
>>2827253Grass is just a better Vodka though. OYL got buffed, Furious Feat is still a phase_random skill for whatever reason. Innate OYL + 20% speed also means she gets to borrow the Ruby card for free
>>2827260You don't really need OYL though, Slick Surge should be fine.
This is going to SUCK
>>2827257There are no dirt longs in the game.What's neat is that there is data for Nakayama Dirt 2500m in the game, but there are no races there and it's not selectable in practice mode or when hosting a room. >>2818592
One more tribute for our queen
>no mile S award>no TTL award>no Top Runner awardPaper tiger.
>>2827271I for one enjoyed her reign
>>2827274She looks much better in her racing outfit than in the school uniform/default racing outfit
>>2827141More like 80 but yes
Fine Motion or Nishino Wit for Festival Rudolf?
>>2827280Rudolf already comes with straight descent, grab either Fine Motion or NTR for FCM
>>2827280Nishino wit cuz finemo is frustrating
>>2827274I can't unsee the pasties aaaaaa
>>2827284Oh, you're right
I used all my borrows actually playing instead of AIslopping parentsThank god I'm out of the dirt shithole
>>2827176>backlinerstake the pacechad pill
Should I? I love Suzuka btw
>>2827176Even with ruby it's 10x easier than dirt, im already making much more progress. But yeah needing speed sparks for backliners sucks
>>2827289Pacewimps suck though.
>>2827290Voucher? Go ahead it's kinda whateverCrystal? Hell no
>>2827292how is that 10x easier if you just swap out stamina sparks for speed sparks? it's still just as restrictive. If anything it's harder to hit your desired speed on two speed cards even with sparks than it is to hit stamina requirements with stamina sparks.
>>2827269Ah cool. So the only headache is gonna be the dirt mediums.At least I can find a 9* dirt parent well enough, though I don't think I have a strong enough medium for myself.Though would the medium parent be more important in this case? Worst case I can start running more Urara in hopes of dirt sparks to spread.
Finally something decent to read
>>2827292>>2827298You only need 3* stamina sparks.The rest is all speed sparks.
Illegal angle
>>2827305And what does the deck look like? 2 speed cards is gonna take you to 1,600 with speed sparks?
>>2827297Yeah, I have this voucher lying around. The alternative is to use it on Taiki so I can borrow wit Teio and do some really funny shit, or I could just not use the ticket at all until I get spooked by something like Mr CB. 1LB Taiki is pretty mediocre
>>2827302>So the only headache is gonna be the dirt mediumsYou don't even need 9* because 7* raises your aptitudes just as much at the start of career.Get 7* dirt/7* medium to bring your aptitudes to Dirt C/Medium B and honestly that's enough. You will crush the opponents with your raw stats. Take advantage of the fact that you're not training a CM ace. You don't need to worry much about your stamina and wit and focus more on speed and power.
Stats are kinda bad, I failed a lot of trainings but what do we think about the mid-race? I can push much higher next run when I don't fail all my good summer trainings.
>>2827302Another upside if you do this in MANT is that you can clock races. Have good stats but just barely fall short? Clock it and try again
>>2827309Speed TachSpeed Kita1560ish speed.I made the mistake of over stamina-ing but it is doable.
Where is Pandoranon? She is here, and your wish is granted.
>>2827316You forgot>15% speed growth
Knew it, LH was unusually generous. It's just trying to fuck me in a different way
Speaking of sparks though, are distance sparks generally just the only ones to actually worry about? I recall S in track type was a wit boost and thus only minorly important, but I forget what position and distance actually affected >>2827312Fair, especially if I focus around trying to get those medium dirts done specifically.>>2827314Oh right. I admit I fully missed MANT, so I've never done a manual run yet. It's something I'm fixing tomorrow along with finally doing GL manual runs.
>>2827323Honestly not too bad cuz you have high value songs. You got kinda greedy pushing for 6 songs tho
>>2827322What uma are you training with 0 speed growth and a miler?
Is a sub 1000 wit front glue?
>>2827324For pink sparks, distance is what you want yes. Style is the least important. Turf S is decent, that's just a raw power boost, you take it if you can get it but just focus on harvesting mile sparks for this race
>>2827325I wanted to freeze +5 TE for an earlier +2 SP, if I had 15 TE + 5 SP I wouldn't bother with the whole setup
>>2827324You *have* to do some of it in MANT since some graded races will be on the same day as your goal races.
>Hooray I can finally build Shichi and Sweep!>Go to chrono>Search Ruby>NothingUpdate your shit Chrono fuck
>>2827324Position: Wit boost but unrelated to skill activationDistance: Top speed boostSurface: Power boost
>>2827323That's a good 1st concert m8. Just take the missing 5% TE on the 2nd one and you're golden
>>2827331Here you go anon136497142061
>>2827331228285832479363433109404548180808518
>>2827326What kind of loaded question is that? Why don't you just be up-front and say "yeah unfortunately umas without speed growths are screwed"
>>2827327Depends on the rest of your stats/skills, but that's about scraping as low as I'd want to go with a front on a downhill course like this where wit is doubly important.
>>2827337This was full. Thanks though.>>2827339Top one worked, thanks.
>>2827340If you are running 0% speed growth umas then you need to run 3 speed 1 wit and pray your wit doesn't brick. What retarded question is this? Most umas for next CM has 10-20% speed growth if you want to be quirky then adapt Mr Trainer.
>>2827326Shichi
Around how much stamina do I need to win Kikuka Sho as pace Teio in career
>>28273267
>guy complains about how difficult it is to actually run ruby on a backliner>just run speed sparks and 2 speed cards bwo!>what if I don't have a speed growth?>DOOD YOU WANNA BE MR QUIRKY TRAINER?? YOU'RE TRASH AT THE GAME BWO!Thanks for your help!
I managed to get every single one of Pearl's lobby conversations and Rickey is still at 1/5.She despises me. It's a good thing I didn't roll for her or I'd have needed to spark.
>>2827352kek
Protip: if a borrow is full just copy down the friend code and try again whenever you remember, when you set up your next auto for example. It's never taken me more than a day to get a spot.
>>2827352If your uma has no speed growth you have to choose>2Spd and potentially brick on speed>1Wit and potentally brick on wit>No Ruby>No Light HelloChoose one. Personally I'd choose no Ruby.
>>2827353It's okay the Chinese have no souls after all
>>2827352It's always braindead Oguri niggers giving advice thinking they are good lmao and not getting carried by their bullshit horse
>>2827353Same. I also got Yukino's lobby conversations very quickly. Maybe we are not being Chinese enough
>>2827349300-350 if your wit is good
I feel like any anon who hates aptitude test does so because it forces him to do something other than grinding for aces
>>2827367Thanks anon
>>2827352Im not a backliner main, how bad is ruby in the deck? Does she at least give good hints beyond her unique?
>>2827364I just spennt an entire auto career's worth of time refreshing the lobby after setting every slot to random.Still no Rickey.
>>2827349I've never played Teio but for others I feel safe with 500 stam or 400 + 1 gold
FASTER YOU BITCH!!!
>>2827328Good to know so i can refocus, thanks.>>2827332Oh I feel dumb, i had that all backwards. Definitely makes my idea of trying to do a position parent kinda dumb in hindsight.So distance is the best, surface is nice but not as important, and position just kinda there.>>2827330True. At least I can minimize the amount of mant runs I do though, so long as I plan it out.
>>2827374>Does she at least give good hints beyond her unique?4 good ones (Lone Wolf/Fearless/Late Straights/Slick Surge), 6 debuffs, and a Sprint skill
I feel like 1600 speed is extremely overvalued. My umas feel really strong at 1500 speed mile S
>>2827392Out of curiosity, how viable is 1600 Mile A
>>2827046seems like you can get a bargain herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WTjgZHWvUQ
>>2827393I mean I say depending on skills its not insta glue, but its a gimped ceiling
>>2827374The only good part about running Ruby is that training Pow raises stam so you can probably let go of some stam sparks. Maybe put them on Wit.
>>2827392My Yeppers is doing fine without hitting 1600, although it would obviously be nice to get there.
>>2827271Finally got time to finish my painting of her now that i got dirt S on my aceJust gotta make sure not to get carried away and masturbate...
I'm supposed to he running 3 wit on a 20% speed character right?
>>2827269if they ever put the Belmont Stakes in (2412 meters) would it barely classify as a long?
>>2827403Depends on the skills you want. Mile maven, for example, is super good, but if you absolutely dread using wit Bourbon, then you can choose to bring a third wit card
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DARNjOPUEHk
Are we POSITIVE KS miracle is a girl?
>>2827410Send her to my bed and I'll get to the bottom of it.
>>2827409>ywn get to go on a cute date with your Umawife back to her home townWhy even live?
>>2827403You'll send up a powerlet if you do
>>2827352>what if I don't have a speed growth?You either have power or stam growth, so drop all those sparks for speed and just highroll since you don't ever want to press power unlike the current CM where you had to press stam sometimes
>>2827413>he doesn't press power off trainings in rainbowless turnsNGMI
>>2827415>since you don't ever want to press power>>2827416The duality of man
>>2827411I'll be* the bottom
>>2827418I mean, he is correct. In an ideal world you never touch the power button, sometimes I do it when maru and kitasan are stacked and i dont have a wit rainvow but thats about it
Would barbin want smaru unique as an inherit?
>>2827419>He doesn't want to be the bottom to a power top Umangmi
What the fuck does this even mean
>>2827422I tried using SMaru inherit on a Palmer at one point but it never seemed to proc off of Palmer's ult even though I felt like it should.
>>2827410Yes
I'm ready for the 1st place of B group
>final borrow of the day>every other pre-debut turn, a training facility has solo supportOkay fuck you I guess I'm not making an ace today
>>2827410At a 79cm bust, KS passes the flat test
>>2827425It means she can sing.
>>2827433She's too strong
Do i really have to pass up a juicy ruby power rainbow in the summer?
>>2827428>no tits>no asshow will she even compete?
>>2827438Since you are only running one Power card that rainbow's value is probably mostly in the tokens, all things considered
>>2827438Personally I recommend not listening to people who only give you advice based on the idea that every single turn of your run is going to provide an optimal training to click on.
>>2827425she's got a good shitter
>>2827433Justice for mob umas
>>2827438I don't dislike training pow in summer or with Light Hello. Helps with stam and between 1000 and 1200 pow, the latter will win. Don't be dogmatic. You don't like training too much pow but if it's juicy, you take it
>>2827446There's a really cute brown one, every time I see her I mean to remember her name and then I just go an autopilot and skip past it...
>>2827423I literally said i would
My question is: wouldn't an LB1 ruby actually be a better borrow than MLB ruby? With less specialty priority its more likely that she roams into an actually useful training giving you a skill point bonus
we need an uma that's a proper ozzy cunt
>>2827425Wind pipes. You are praising her singing. Or her throat skills, if you are a bad torena.
>>2827455One day
>>2827454Other than missing out on 30 guts your logic is kinda sound
>>2827455>doesheknow
>>2827454No Mood Effect and only 5 TE makes it a moot point. You probably get more stats overall from the MLB just from the initial guts than you'd get from any possible roaming stats, plus you'd be missing out on initial friendship letting you get junior year rainbows for tokens.
>>2827450There are people cataloging mob umas by crown name and freaking hair stylethey do it because people understand mob umas deserve to be more than just speed bumps
>>2827428Thats a boy!
>>2827466>implying you touch power rainbows
>>2827468Very true. They deserve to be sakuraniku.
>>2827470If my only rainbow is on Power then I am pressing Power to get the shitty tokens to buy the fuckawful songs.
>>2827473you take that backthey try their best god dammit
CM 17 finals looking good status?
Am i playing the game wrong if sometimes I take an off training or skip a mediocre rainbow to get tokens that I need for a particular lesson or song? Idk I feel like it works for me.
>>2827479Between the two aces I've tried I have a 60-70% wr, which feels like a guarantee that I lose the final
Wow GL is soooooo much fun
>>2827479Third place is coming home.
>>2827479Not looking good
>>2827479>barely clinch Round 1 Group A>best I got is 2-3 Round 2i HATE dirt
>>2827479I can win B finals if I go against clankers but if there is a single decent Xoguri its over for me
>>2827479didn't make group A finals so anything is possible!
Who the FUCK allowed shitting the crap to be so smooth
I wish everyone an A finals lobby filled with auto aces.
>>2827479I played dirty and won against half of the actual built Xoguris in open...
>>2827488Group B is fine bwo
Is coffee... uh coffee, is coffee good? Good for you I mean, coffee?
>Tfw back to back triple rainbowsI FUCKING LOVE MILE
Condy is showing up in Pearl's career more often than I expected
Do I flesh out 2 backliners with a pace or runaway suzuka? It'd be nice if I could have Fuji get some wins since I feel like I could have done more for her last CM.
>>2827517Is Pearl secretly a torena?
>>2827474Yes, but if that happens often then your run is already glue because you're not getting the speed/wit rainbows. So in an ideal run you don't click power at all or maybe once, and you're better off just using LH. The only practical difference between 0LB ruby and MLB ruby is 30 guts.
>>2827506I would do it with a pace over a runaway unless you're running NY haru
>Just live in an ideal world broNice advice in this thread
>>2827526Some people can't fathom that suboptimal trainings exist and can be played around to an extent
No Mile S aside, what else am I missing here?
>>2827526If it sucks so much in the unideal world you live in, why haven't you moved out of there and into the first-rates' world yet?
>>2827534If I could move from a bad world into a better one, I'd say so long to all you suckers and live in the uma universe instead of reality.
>>2827534They count your plats at the border
>>2827506Runaway seems halfway decent. But I'm afraid it helps fronts if she doesn't manage to keep ahead.
>>2827526just BEE yourself
>>2827479Realistically? like a 15% chance of winning if I get paired against two UF+ XogDom carbon copies.
>wake up in an ideal world, right before alarm goes off, energized and ready for the ideal day>easy breasy drive in to work, no red lights or traffic at all>no urgent problems that command attention>every client behaves as according to plan>every back office problem is sorted immediately as it comes up>all my loops give fantastic white skills>all the parent runs from the loops inherit all of those skills and give me 3* distance 3* stats>one cheeky tenner gives me the focus unit>all my SSRs are at MLB>do an ace run, distance S first try, rainbow stats, didn't fail a single training, got the best songs always >light hello gave me free handies>stomp some @vf pub rooms>go to bed, ready for the next ideal day
Atheist won
>>2827500Coffee is very good for you
>>2827530you need a bit more stamina to be safe.take some recovery skills instead of the cheer halo inherit
>>28275302, maybe 3 levels on your uniqueSome Stamina most likelyNot taking Playtime's OverMaybe Unyielding Spirit or really just something else in the midrace to help you activate Tail Held High in case you don't hit Uma Stan I guess
>>2827544
>>2827479I'm not running Oguri, there's basically no chance I win, but I can't complain when I made it this far with mutants. As long as I can run my girls and make it to A finals I can't really complain.
>>2827549>>2827551Damn. I probably need more midrace too but I didn't get any cornering skills. No mile s is dead anyways but I'll keep it in mind >2, maybe 3 levels on your uniqueFuck I didn't even notice that.
I HAVE GOOD SONGS ALL I HAVE TO DO IS NOT FUCK THIS UP
>>2827557GL REALLY loves to fuck you in this regard. You need to pay the Akikawa tax.
>>2827559>posting a screengrab on the 'chan mid-runYou already fucked up
>>2827559You're fucking roasted Falco
Seeking the Poofrom my butt
>>2827559your distance Syour ground S?your groundwork?your greens?all your SSR chains?your DD? Your ISW?Your rainbows? tokens?
Passing by just to say that I wuv my club
https://files.catbox.moe/zyiozc.pngTrainers go through an extensive brainwashing process to ensure that they do not think of anything inappropriate about their trainees which is why more often than not they are very dense and slow to notice things
>>2827587Yeah haha... what is going on though?
>>2827583y-you too
>>2827587Pearl is schizophrenic to the point of being exhausting. I don't think I'm fit to be her trainer
>>2827587Why are mares like this
>>2827587https://files.catbox.moe/5ydaq0.pngTorena-san had to look up the date to realize its Valentines Day and bought a seashell-shaped box of chocolates for Pearl. She doesn't have a return gift yet but judging by what she said I don't think its going to be a simple gift. >>2827591Pearl and Kawakami were talking about Valentines day and Pearl mentioned how her father showers her mother with gifts and eventually she will find someone who will do the same for her. Kawakami came to the conclusion that Pearl must be getting spoiled with sweets and tells her that she should return that love in full.>>2827598Mares are very dangerous. You have to be careful or else its over for your career.
377399543773995437739954Please join! I wanna test something out.
>>2827607>haven't been able to join a room for weeks because I've been so far behind in parent makingI am sorry my rivals...I still need more time
>>2827607https://files.catbox.moe/z2f2zd.jpgI believe the falco is a success!!!!! Im sure I can make her win once I get my other two fronts online.886669818866698188666981Two more. Also. New bread?
>>2827612https://files.catbox.moe/4ifvt0.jpgIT LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!303756713037567130375671Last one.
It only took a few days for /v/ma to become fronthell again
>>2827623Lates/ends are doing well. it's the pacekeks who are screwed
Runaway/Front/EndThis is gonna be my lineup
>>2827623LateGODS haven't made aces with Ruby yet.
>>2827629There is already a ruby end Xoguri in the lobbies
>>2827620https://files.catbox.moe/0ovo4d.jpgDont get so cocky! You will not forget this devil's power.Thanks for coming! Back to the lab. Gotta work on my runaway and my other front
>>2826091Drawing hands is aura farming for animators and artists. You want to mog other animators, you do hands. Four fingers and analogues saves you time.https://youtu.be/fsxCIkN7Zy8?si=9P0vGVar2vU5oPSU
>>2827633Thank you for the rooms
>>2827633Thanks for the room.Gonna work on a strong runaway.Think my falcon is good enough.Then back to working on an end.
>>2827633>>2827644So is that a runaway Suzuka that won or just a regular Suzuka?
Bread?
>>2827645https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ETNyqcOKp5Vi4ao2SQkXdxdHUncontested runaway
>>2827647Sure. Give me an uma
>>2827649Nakayama Festa
>>2827623>tons of talk about hunting whales>most favored style is a prey running style instead of a predator running styleHmm...
>>2827653You got it wrong anon, the most favored style is chasing down a helpless victim.
>>2827648Impressive, very nice
>>2827635God damn! Yeah, i got mogged, holy shit
>>2827659Here you go bros. Fresh.
>>2827544>Picrel is possessed by an evil dragon and eventually killed by the orphan child he kidnapped after murdering his father.Is he living the ideal life?
>>2827455Kinshasa no Kiseki soon