>Virgo CupRace Conditions: Ooi Dirt 2000 meters (Medium), Right, Fall, Sunny, Good. Begins August 7th. NOW UP!!>7/1 Patch Noteshttps://umamusume.com/news/100081/>/v/ Triple Crown, August EditionFive BIGGER and SLUTTIER races of hot summer action.https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1784662203816.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (August)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1785550038593.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2827659
I AM SO FUCKING BRICKED
platinum or kms
How much Ardan art did we get?
SHE COMES
Biko and Windy!
Stop xoguri
Any parting words for our soon to be former queen?
SAY ONE LAST THING BEFORE SHE LEAVES
>>2829868She'll never be as cute as Windy!
I'm so nervous bros, someone make a room so I can practice joining in under 1.5 seconds.
FIVE (minus two)
INB4>paceblob of oguris>backliners can't break out>oguris kill each other>fronts win>ohnononoogurinationithoughtitwasourturnforathirdtermhowdoicope
>>2829862A decent amount, it sucks i didn't finish mine but ill post it on a later date
IF YOU BRING XOGURI TO THE STAKES YOU'RE TRANS
>>2829868It was nice to see anons who weren't aware of her learning to appreciate my favorite
XOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGSLOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>2829868This CM was cancer and thanks to you i'm addicted to looping to cope with the pain!
>1 in 3 chance of winningi'm feeling lucky today
Hello I am reserving my spot for the stakes please host-man write it down. Name's Anonymous. Don't take my spot pls
YOU WILL NEVER IMPRISON THE MEJIRO CRIME FAMILY FAGGOTS.
ITS ALMOST TIME
>>2829878
>>2829884What's Dober's crime?
>inb4 I lose to some bullshit in the finals
ALL CLUBS REPORT IN
>>2829864that's some nice nature
/herse/ danchou... if your reading this... that club card wont make itself...
>>2829889I'm expecting to get blocked by an independent learner
>>2829894hmmmm.....nyo
Speaking about the cheats, it's almost releasedhttps://github.com/Remezzo/Umamusume-Overseer
>>2829877what was it? if you can say
>>2829884I'd like to see them try.
>>2829892/v/ma, with (You).
I HOPE YOU GOT YOUR FANRUN UP BECAUSE WE ARE ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!
THIS IS NOT A BOY, YOU LIED
>>2829899Breaking xogs leg with a crowbar, xoguri has a really detailed dress
>>2829898I will try it for the improved graphics, i hate that hachimi breaks some of the physics
no one cares about your actual CM run host the stakes already
>>2829892of course *he* replies first
Grand Live retardsjavascript:;
>>2829892/v/ma locked and loaded, ready to feast!
>>2829904post it again
ITS UP GO NOW ITS DOBER FOR ALL OF US
>Double Dom XOguri lobby @loopaWhat fun.
>>2829892Oy Neigh here!
I DONT WANNA JOB PLEASE I DONT WANNA JOB PLEASE I DONT WANNA JOB PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'M SCARED TO WATCH
I'm still so happy she's here.
Anyone that posts Xog Double Debuff Miss Victoria will be raped by 60 niggers btw
WHAT THE FUCK CHECK YOUR INBOX
>>2829916HOHOHEEHOO
>>2829892Oy Neigh, we're in position
My hands are fucking shaking bros what the fuck.
HOST THE STAKES ALREADY
Noice.
BROS WTF OGURI JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Another dirt CM another 3rd place...
WHAT THE FUCK?! SHE WON????
And just like that it's over
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH EAT SHIT XOGURI
Best of luck, friends!!
ANOTHER MS VICTORIA FOR MY FUCKING HERO
UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2829925T-minus 25 minutes dumbass
FUCK DEBUFFNIGGERS KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN TRASH
>Pulsed by regular End OguriI didn't expect to win but man. I don't think I'll ever get to watch the concert at this rate.
>>2829944nigger
>xoguri knocked it out of the park by 5 lengths2/2 on Ms Victoria, now its time to oshi game
>another 80% WR day 3 and 4 into 3rd>XOg missed her 777 and was too far back for u=ma with a late start>lost the angling fight with my frontslmao
I CANNOT STOP WINNING BROS
>lost by a head againDAMN IT.
I TOLD MYSELF I DIDN'T CARE THAT MUCH ANYMORE AND YET MY HEART IS BEATING OUT OF MY CHEST
HOLY SHIT DUDE INDEPENT LOBBY FREE WIN
Wait my Inari beat two XOggers. How do I screen record on a fuckin phone
>>2829935Now at 8 A finals without a plat. I'm killing myself.
>>2829932MY FUARKING HEROES
YUUUP, MY HEROES
HOLY FUCK DUDE
IF YOU WON WITH XOG YOU DID NOT BEAT THE GAME
I placed B finals 2nd with my shitter newfag umas so I'm satisfied
>double xogslop>can't proc from the brink 4<>loseyep it's over
>>2829944>>2829959what is this?
>>2829955SOUL>>2829956SOULESS
>failed the witcheck on mpbfuck
>>2829963a rertarded faggot, ignore him
>>2829963That's the /v/ictory stakes, anon.
>>2829963Some faggot trying to be annoying and ruing the whole thing, report for trolling and ignore
I flipped my couch over. This means Rickey will win the stakes right?
Lost to two xogs
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK SHE DID IT
>>2829956Barf
4 THOUSAND YEARS OF MARTIAL ARTS AND TWO FUCKING DIRT PLATS HOLY SHIT BROS.
>finally got my 3rd plat>but it was a true mickey mouse finalslollmao
>2nd B Finals>lost against auto umasi haven't put an ounce of effort in this but man that sucks
>>2829966>posting lobbies = trollingWhat's with the amount of reportfags in this general? Someone does anything they don't like and they instantly beg for reports
>>2829973>Double debuffers You won nothing
>>2829977ITS OKAY ANON A PLAT IS A PLAT
>>2829973My neigha
I lost B finals to thishttps://files.catbox.moe/g6qk2q.png
I hate cygames for putting debuffers in the game.
>>2829969No, it's not lol
>triple ogger debuffer lobby>winAbout as much fun as winning at who can throw rocks at walls the best
>>2829973I CANNOT STOP KNEELING
My falcon would have beaten the competition and I wish I had rickey so I didn't have to run xoguri.
>>2829987GATE SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>6/16>now 6/17MY WINRATEISFUCKINGPLUMMETING
T-20 bongs this is a 16 runner track btw
How does one stop losing? I'm feeling a 9th A finals yet still a platlet after the mile CM.
>>2829980FUCK YOU I DON'T CARE
>13 plats nowKNEEL
>Double Xog>Still winGLOBAL IS SHIT
>>2829991>9/17>back to winning more than losingOguri...thanks you...
>>2829955kill yourself debuffer faggot
>>2829995who'd you win with
Why the fuck is the name still super sped up?
>>2829983At least it wasn't a bot haha...
>spamming fake stakes racesDamn, what a faggot
Windy!Rice didn't win but Rickey took it home!
How many clankers are we seeing?
MS VICTORIA IS STILL BUGGED THE WINNER'S NAME SHOWS UP FOR ONE FRAME. APOLOCARATS NOW
>>2829991>>2829998I have 1, niggers
>>2829970>report for trolling and ignore>implying the janny is doing anything about it
>>2830010kys I have 0 you gloating faggot
>>2830011Yeah but does janny know how it works? All he'll see is a string of numbers lol
>>2829993A FINALS IS ALL THAT MATTERS
>Triple Debuffer Xog FinalsThis cm was shit and I do not feel bad about winning this way
>>2830000Rickey brickey!!!!!
>been here since the start>0 plats
Isn't announcing reports against the rules? Hmm...
HOW THE FUCK DID I WIN WITH NO MEDIUM S RUMAO
I can't believe my first time seeing Ms. Victoria was winning the xogslop to end all xogslop.
GET THAT XOGSLOP OUTTA MY SIGHTWHOOOOOOOOOOO
They shouldn't ban debuffers, but if they should make it so if a CM room ever has 6+ debuffers in it everyone gets a loss and a 1500 carat fine.
>>2830017Same, this CM is up there with Taurus 2 and Gemini as the worst ever, but who cares, MileKINO next
>>2830004We just have to do better next time, anon
>>2830018ZASED I KNEEL
I LOVE DIGIGOAT SO FUCKING MUCH
>B rankI'm fucking crying. I'm actually tearing from laughing at this shit set of auto fill clankers actually winning.
>MY FUARKING HERO DigiGOAT bravely ventured out and slew two XoggersWuv you...Wish I could've won a third plat with Sweep, but I really can't complain about winning with another of my favourites
>all these wins vs the xogfools, you're only making her stronger! third reign is inevitable!
>The xogger faggot got rushed and diedHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!!!!
>>2830019You and me fellow 5th rate
I cant watch bros
I hate dirtslop so much it's unreal
LET'S GO RICKEY!
>>2830027Thanks for the races, I love playing with my /v/mabwos
>another 2nd>stuck at 9 plats, not being able to get my 10thsuffering
>>2830022Fuck you, I failed to win with my wife on Leo and I was so destroyed by that I didn't even participate in this one
>>2830023kino...
>>2830033>using cheat pluginsI hope you get banned
The 14th plat
I DID NOT JOB AND I DID NOT USE DEBUFFERS EAT SHIT XOGGERS
Lost A Finals to this.https://litter.catbox.moe/gmt1f3blbmrg6ynj.jpgProbably his first plat seeing how he was using a gold CM title. He had umas in his archive from July 2025. Good on him beating two xoggers.
>>2830033>gloating about winning against a xoggerUnderstandable>she's SS+Nigga if you lost to that you'd be an embarasment even if he's running double doms.
>>2830043What a record eh? Good shit xoggers
>xogchuds introducing the REAL heroeskino
when stakes
I CANT WATCH WHAT IF I JOBBED
>>2830049Would have won without xoggers but I didn't have the team or guts to run Smart Falcon by herself >>2829989
>>283005210 mins
>>2830040Dude you're supposed to get over that.Yeah, I felt like I wanted to die and quit the game for like 2 days after Leo but it passes and then you get back on the grind. Just like every CM I lose.
https://youtu.be/79t_gmfue54?si=JJp6ol_r9Z4Bwi7PProtip - always bet on Yeppers.
>>2830059You have way more plats than me you don't know the struggle
>>2830055WHO CARES ABOUT DIRTSLOP JUST GET YOUR REWARDS
>>2830057Nah I'm waiting for MY dancho to host them
I CANNOT BELIEVE I WON A PLAT WHAT THE FUCK MAN, JOKE CM
>>2830052its supposed to be a half hour after finals open. last time it was like 21 minutes after so just glue yourself to tyour screen
I've just accepted at this point that I'll never get a plat, it is what it is. At least knowing I'll fail removes all the stress from it.
Thank you openGODS
>>2830063Anon thats just a troll. Ignore him
What percentage is multi plat winners? Top 5?
>posting random lobbies from public races>too cowardly to host his own troll raceKWAB
>>2830061I only have 4.
We might not start it but we do end it
I'm not crying, fuck you
eeeeh, at least one Xog died
After 16 CMs of failure, i have won my first CM.I feel like crying.
10 minutes left prepare thyself
>>2830048He's a finals xogger so I don't care, I'll enjoy my Ms Victoria and my plat with Digitan. If that xogger was you then you deserved it
>12 new follows since last loginI am sorry anons. My ryan is the ryan fueling end Xoggers next CM.
>>2830078CONGRATULATIONS CHIYOCHAD
>>2830079my best placing uma in finals is ready alone in team slot 3. now i just need to not be such a jobber.
joke's on me for trying to treat a dirtslop as if it was a real CM
>>2830078Umazing work anon, welcome to the club
>>2830076dancho...
FUCK THE WRONG UMA WON I GOTTA CHANGE MY ACE NOW
>>2830078LETS GO NEIGHA
BRING ME MY RIVALSI AM FUCKING READY
>>2830078SURPASSING THE SAKURA
>>2830074I have 1
>>2830079i'm ready for a digitan rule
I hope this CM taught you all to NEVER GIVE UP IN THE FACE OF DESPAIR
She did it!(B finals but still)
This game has been shit since aoharu ended and GL didn't save it.
REMEMBER TO SAY THANK YOU FOR THE CARRY
>>2830071In this thread? Or in the general playerbase?
I'll be sitting the stakes out, but I'm rooting for the digigods.
I dont know how I feel about it, i won but it was xog....
Sucks to be a U*fag. My gorduri is just build different you see
>>2830078Don't feel too good yet. When I wan my first plat I couldn't believe it and I was so happy and finally thought I was first-rate. Since then I've lost all of them and feel like the worst trainer on here
>>2830096Why would it? I lost to the two lamest Xogger debuffer teams ever. This CM fucking sucked lol
>>2829892/v/mers standing by.By the way, why aren't we setting up the stakes rooms in advance so people who want in can actually join?
TIME TO PLACE YOUR BETSWHO YOU GOT
>>2830096If anything, I feel more despair. I expected to lose, but it sucks to get close and still fail. I want to be able to win with all of my favorites, not just one. But whatever, I'm gonna try again anyways because I'm an idiot.
>>2830096But I lost for the 17th time in a row
>>2830078NEVER LOSE HOPE
Say what you will about my fatty. After so many CMs in a row where my team would snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in finals, I finally remember what platinum feels like.
>>2830100Whole playerbase.
is there a particular reason these rooms are being spammed?
>>2829892MAMBRO standing by
>>2830112Chiyobro won his first one after 16, who says you wont be the next?
>>2830109Because that's not how it works
>>2830096It has never looked more grim actually
>opponents are 4 debuffers, a Digi, and a xogger>xogger auto-wins via promotion because there are no other fronts/pacesI expected nothing less from the worst CM of all time.
>>2829892/v/mapyoier ready to cum
>>2830117Its someone trolling anon. And hes doing a poor job
>>2830107Anon no need to rain on his parade, let him have this lol
Broes my Shichi was so close. She would have slain the Xog if it wasn't for the debuffers.
>>2830093Well I only had 1 until I started running Princess back in Aries so I did my fair share of losing. And it was the first Libra which was longslop that nobody cared about so it barely counted.
>>2830123But isnt autopromotion bad for xog
>fatass wonder choked the dom proc>Lose by a head
Betting 10,000 carats on a Oguri queen
>>2829892It's looking good...
>>2830116Given how many people in round 1 of any given CM seem to have no clue what they're doing I'd guess somewhere around top 10-20% .
>>2830119Because I've placed 3rd in every single A finals I've reached.>>2830117Some autist found his new way to spam thinking we wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
>>2830104>cannot bring RickeyWuss
POST NICE NATURE 5 RIGHT NOW
I AM HERE RIGHT IN TIMEBRING ME MY RIVALS
>>2830117Someone is mad. Maybe he got raped by xog or he hates us for some schizophrenic motiveThe rooms are real but they are just random public rooms.Either way all you can do is ignore his antics
>>2830129
I AM SO READY BROS!!!!!!!
>>2830141he's already had all his shit deleted lmao
>>2830115fuck this fraud she chokes the finals every time
>>2830130Why would it be? It only disables the Tachy heal so she still has a ~75% chance of using ult, and with the distance bonus from promotion that's a 75% win chance.
>>2830130Nta but why do you say that? I can only see it being bad if triple 7 doesn't procc festive
I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN WIN
>>2830117Windyfag's trying something new.
>>2830139>schizophrenic motiveIt's this, he always revs up his schizophrenia on stakes day>>2830145Good.
>>2830104>post a VALID and THEMED(myaybe) room code>deleted because janny is not even a secondaryat least one guy joined and left...
>>2830128You lost the finals in that one CM where you made a super strong Taiki, before you started maining Princess? I'm surprised, that Taiki was incredibly strong
Just like group A finals, just getting into /v/ma stakes is a win in my book.=
>>2830148Cuz you get locked out of uma=2
>>2830130no
>>2830128You don't understand my pain
>>2830149
>>2830150>every post I don't like is windyfagHoly mindbroken
BEING THESE FAGGOTS TO ME
>Get given the grace of only one XOguri player in finals.>Podium and win with Oshi wife.Life is good.
>missed a day of Flower racesIt's Dober
>>2830154Yup, lost the finals but won the Stakes.
>>2830156Yeah but u=ma2 is the backup if triple 7s isn't enough to ult
>>2830162HOLY KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2830162>selfdoxxCongrats!
>>2830163That only started today, anon
I MORE MINUTE UNTIL I CRUSH ALL OF YOU
>>2830161>misspelling the rThe process of sinification has already started...
>>2830162YOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE
>>2830160Hi Windyfag.
You aren't frauds and got the star title for winning Virgo Cup twice right guys?
>>2830162
I WILL FUCKING WIN, HAVE FAITH IN ME BROS, I WILL STOP THE XOG
>>2830173this is way less funny without a hassan of the cursed arm pic attached.
>>2830175Of course not. I don't have a single Virgo plat!
I doubt I'll be fast enough to get into the stakes and help, but I hope Digitan wins somehow. It'd be funny if she got to preside over her own alt's release
IIIIIIIIIIT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTHTHE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FORTHE/v/ICTORYYYYYYY STAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEES A TERRIBLE CM FOR A SCENARIO DEBUT AND THE BEST CHANCE FOR THE ASHEN BEAST TO FINALLY CLAIM HER THIRD REIGN, WILL ANYONE BE ABLE TO STOP HER?!FIND OUT AT >ROUND 18498979184989791849897918498979184989791YOU KNOW THE RULE, ONE UMA PER ANON. SPECTATORS YOU HAVE 2 MINUTES TO GET IN GO GO GO NOW
>REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH
>>2830175I've yet to win a single one
I'll do the second room like normal, I suppose. I don't have anything in particular to say, but I have to add in more space so people will pay attention so I'll just say that there is a fun race this Sunday, the Wagie Stakes. Basically, it's an auto-run in MANT where you have to run 30 races minimum, no graded races, so no G1s through G3s. 1500m Sapporo Turf. It's a right handed mile course, Summer, Heavy Rain, Awful Mood. 5501 35885501 35885501 35885501 35885501 35885501 3588
Holy instafill
>>2830182>filled in 10 secondsHOLY
being proud of winning with xoguri is like being proud of winning in the special olympics
>>2830182I WAS TOO SLOW WHAT THE FUCK
>>2830182>hosting with an auto DigiKill yourself.
Lets see some winners1 entry each.23170781
>>2830179unfortunately I don't have the picture saved...
>>2830175
>>2830182>filled in under 10sBASED I'M IN.
My late Og beat the pace Xog by a nose. That's two miss victorias for me.
>>2830182>got in fast>my selection was still filtered to sprinters AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>2830182>didn't make it ACKKKKKKKKK
>>2830175Despite being my sign, I failed to win it the first time.
>autotrained digitanUh?
>>2830182>Game freezes for 5 seconds when I tried to join
>5 xoggersNEIGHA
>>2830168Thanks man.>>2830169>>2830173>>2830176AIIIIIEEEEEEE I'M RETARDED
>>2830182>5 xogsit's over...
>Both stakes now hosted by der/v/I'm on to you, pedos
>>2830182FUCK I WAS WAY TOO FUCKING SLOW ACK
>>2830182>5 XOguris>The only other Digital is an independent learnerNot looking good
>>2830198>he didn't have his ace preloadedNewb mistake.
My B rivals were casting "The Bigger Picture" and their decks looked like thisBruh I feel kinda bad. At least I didn't XOG them and kept my dignity
>IT'S TIMEIIIIIIIIIIT'S FINALLY THAT TIME OF THE MONTHTHE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FORTHE /v/ICTORYYYYYYY STAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEESHONORABLE QUEEN ARDAN'S LAST DAY OF THE FIRST GL, WHO WILL TAKE THE ONLY CROWN OF THE NUNITY SEASON? CAN THE ASHEN BEAST FINALLY GET HER LONG-AWAITED THIRD REIGN, WILL RICKEY GET IT?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT>ROUND 13228400432284004322840043228400432284004ONE UMA PER ANON. SPECTATORS YOU HAVE 2 MINUTES TO JOINGO GO GO GO
>>2830175my late surger aces decided to be in 3rd and 8th respectively so noaquarius is my last chance at a zodiac star
>>2830189dirtslop is the special olympics
https://youtu.be/CTUXnXJi_Ek?si=_hj4-xMsPm0CYzES
>>2830211????
>spammer is a bwoI'm not surprised
STOP XOGURI NOW
FAKE NEWS
>>2830204It's ok clubmate, we still wuv you
>>2830206This has been going since the /v/ days!
>>2830211>9
>>2830201>>2830191DON'T BULLY DANCHOU
>>2830209Stakes usually don't land on days when ,y schedule actually lets me join
>>2830222Uh oh
>>2830222OUR HEROES!!!!!!!!!
>>2830222Oy Neigh has the right to defend itself
>>2830222nyooooticing
CHINESE CENTURY RET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fun stakes, for those who can't do a frame perfect TAS entry into the /v/ictory stakes670793536707935367079353
>>2830222all in on #2 absolute
Oh nononono
Alright people, so only the two der/v/ hosts are valid. Since we got a shitposter going on
mindbroken
COME ON COMPANO LICKEY
Ricky is queen
>Janny actually doing his job>Rickey won round 1BASED BASED BASED
GO RICKEY GO
>[Deleted]
>>2830211Are you retarded?
>Deleted LMAO BROKEN
CHINESE CENTURY
FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOLY SHIT FUCK YOU
Holy fucking domination, I bow to our unquestionable chink queen
CHINA NUMBAH WAN
LETS GO RICKEY LETS GO RICKEY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Double Rickey win
Over already lmao
>>2830251Does Digigoat care about late start?
The good thing about losing B finals is that instead of having two drawings to do I can just do the one I've been delaying out of laziness since last CM
N-N-N-N-NANI????????????????
>lose plat by a neck>lose stakes by a neck
XOGURI CRUSHEDRICKEY ABSOLUTE VICTORY
XUE HUA PIAO PIAO
Worst stakes of all time but not because of Oguri
I want to train Fenomeno when she comes out so I can hear her sing Ms.Victoria. How good is she?
I DON'T WANNA REARRANGE MY FURNITURE
>>2830258She got second, so I guess she did
Wait Rickey won both rooms already?
This is why multiple rooms counting towards wins is fucking retarded it's already over. If multiple host rooms are going to count then the number of victories needs to be increased to 3-5.
WHAT THE FUCK
>>283023613/16I'll do a second one after since the proper stakes are already over.
BRICKEY????
>>2830240tard really thought he could ruin this lol
>another outfit full of frillsAIEEEEEE
4000 YEARS OF CHINESE MARTIAL ARTS
NI HAO MOTHERFUCKER
IM SORRY?????????
>>2830182FENG SHUI... WORKS?!RICKEY WINS THE FIRST ROUND AGAINST THE XOGHORDE! WILL SHE BE ABLE TO KEEP UP AND GET THE CROWN?! FIND OUT IN>ROUND 21394634913946349139463491394634913946349
When is he going to delete windytranny's posts? Avatarfagging is explicitly forbidden by the website's rules.
I LOVE CHINA I LOVE WUXIA I LOVE WUKONG TAIWAN BELONGS TO CHINA
>>2830271No amount of rooms can un-rape Oguri, Queen Rickey won
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO XOGNIGGERS OUR RESPONSE
>>2830281It's over broski
Due to the amount of trolling in the /v/ictory stakes, bwos are now banned from participating.
Do meta slaves who pick the most disgustingly busted OP character in the game despite not even giving a shit about her actually celebrate when they win? Like holy shit dude, congratulations, you opened the current tier list, scrolled to SSS+, copied the exact same build as everyone else, and let the game play itself. I’m sure this was a deeply earned and personally meaningful victory.Congrats man xDDD
Even if Rickey becomes I'm not gonna pretend to care about feng shui for 3 weeks
>>2830279crafty VILLAIN!!
>>2830281>ROUND 2Danchud, it's already over...
This is the 17th time we've done this how are we still fucking it up
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE??????????
>9 player limit troll room>counting
>>2830281she already won the other room
>13946349>rickey wasn't able to get inuh oh...
>>2830288i do this
Can we do best of 5?>inb4 we get xogged
>>2830281I never make it into these things...
>rickey not in the roomLAZY ASS TRAINER LEVEL UP YOUR SPEED STAT
>>2830281I have no beef with the host. I just think this should be posted.
>>2830281HOLY SHIT WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO CHECK THE OTHER ROOMS BEFORE POSTING AGAIN YOU RETARD
>>2830288>Oguri loses>Immediately goes into cope mode calling Rickey SSS tier meta
>>2830281
You did all wear the proper colors and set your monitor to face the optimal direction before the stakes, right?
>>2830288I'd delete all dirtslops from the game if I could.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
>can't beat even peak slopI hate being a silver collector so much, 16 CMs in and I have only a single plat.What determines whether dueling procs and how long it lasts?
>>2830292yeah but consider this: it's funny every time it happens
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF OGURI CRAP
china won
>>2830307Ulala...
>>2830281THIS IS RIGGED. THERE ARE NO RICKEYS IN THIS ROOM
>>2830298No
FUCK OFF CHINKEY. I WILL NEVER ARRANGE MY FURNITURE
>Nigger joining stakes rooms with the intent to doxx peopleSo any idea which one it is?
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Somehow, the room description turned out true. Anyways, Xog is banished to the barn now and you're all saved.
>>2830315Doesn't even count anyways, Rickey already won both rooms
DEATH TO XOGURI
OGURI CRAPGURICRAP
>Wins once>Vanishes
>>2830319Considering you can spectate without having your name visible anywhere...
feng shui is as scientifically accurate as astrology
Not host, but which one's the second room? Did my filters catch it or something?
2 rooms is a fucking mistake. Those who joined are the same exact people anyway.
>>2830309Late race, two umas with similar speeds next to each other. Lasts until one of them gases out or gains enough momentum (via other one gassing out or skills)Fronts do it naturally by pushing each other constantly but thats not as stamina demanding.
>>2830322>bothone was from the spammer, so it doesn't count
Two wins is too little
Rickey when she sees a Xoggy metafag with double debuffers.
>forget to spectate the other room>apparently missed the birth of a queen
>>2830326Oh, good point. Yeah, that coward is definitely just doing that then. No way he'd actually join
>>2830331More than one room at all was always a mistake, it was forced by people who were salty their waifu didn't win
Rickey wins but let's support Urara's attempt in this now bonus room
ONENOTHING WRONG WITH METWONOTHING WRONG WITH METHREESOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVEFOURSOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
>>2830331The winners are 2 different people tho
>>2830339The issue with one room is that it gets insta filled.
>>2830322The first room had a size limit of fucking 9 and was likely made by the shitposter. Or just a random ass public.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT OGURI SUCKS ASS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rickey will always win the rooms anons. All the fronts push forward and clog the xog procs.Also if you got 5 rickeys, one will godroll the accel.
>>2830298>>2830331>>2830334You are not going to change how we do this tradition since the start, newfags
>>2830274>>2830236And the meta glutton denied her throne takes the first fun race!One more:870195238701952387019523
>>2830343Two rooms also gets instafilled since people enter multiple ones. The only way two rooms increases the time people have yo join is if they're posted within 5 seconds of each other.
APOLOGIZE TO THE DIRT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
PROVE THAT YOU ARE CHINESE POST YOUR FAVORITE THREE KINGDOMS SCREENSHOT RIGHT NOW
Can we all agree to stamp this out before next time so that we can just move on from peak hogslop. No one wants her to be queen anyway.
>>2830182>>2830186These were the rooms, both were fine.
>>2830186The second room was here in case you're blind
This CM is such a mess. der/v/ danchou, Char, the usual host of the stakes is using an autoclanker uma to host, and there's another host at the same time filled with the same people.
>GUYS OGURI IS TOO STRONG>DOES NOTHINGLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I propose through true democratic voting we unanimously elect Rickey to be our new Queen.
>>2830350DIRTERS WON AND I NEVER DOUBTED
>>2830353one room was 9 people only you retard
>>2830349People don't have decorum to only join one room. We should start naming and shaming those trainers.
>>2830351
>>2830347We kept flipping back and forth how this shit works, don't try and erase the Daiwa and Seuin race war
>>2830281ATTENTION EVERYONEROUND NUMBER IS NOW CANCELLED, AS THE QUEEN WAS DECIDED IN JUST ONE >>2830321!ALL HAIL QUEEN RICKEY! 10 BILLION YEARS OF GOOD LUCK UPON /v/MA!
>>2830360cope hoguri
Please stop being mean to one of my favorite horses.
ITS TIME POST YOUR FUCKING RESULTSWE /DIRT/ NOW
>>2830353Where are the results
>>2830360You're thinking of the troll post here>>2830211Not those two
>>2830365JUST RUN THE GODDAMN RACE
>>2830369who's Sandy Loam?
ACK
I don't mind Rickey, rather I fucking love this results. It's just rubbing me the wrong way that the host is an autoclanker uma.This is nothing different than using a debuffer to ruin the stakes.
>>2830370Open wide, here comes the spoon>>2830281>>2830321
>>2830371shut the fuck up trollnigger, your meme race doesn't count
>>2830374Nobody. Stop asking questions
>>2830365I wanted to see the race!
>>2830351I'll do you one better
>7 garbage CMs in a rowthank you cygames
10000000 YEARS OF CHINESE WATER TORTURE TO OGURI
We need to ban the /vg/ niggers from the stakes
>>2830353>>2830354Missed that one since I saw the text about the >fun race and thought that code was for it. Thanks anons. It's a fair and square lickey sweep.
Same guy as always, just ignore him
>>283034814/16
crying about the host using a clanker is the most forced drama angle you could possibly use. go with the /vg/broken angle that's way more exciting
I am fuckin dying dude, oguri DID NOTHING
>>2830288Do off-meta gamers actually want a sense of accomplishment, or do they just want an excuse to bitch and moan and shift the blame when they inevitably lose? Like you are the one who deliberately chose the less optimal strategy. Isn't the whole point to beat the odds and win against the meta? Would you still feel your victory was earned and personally meaningful if everyone went easy on you? Can you only win in a contest of handicaps?
>>2830376 THIS is the best concernpost you could think of? Time to hang it up
>>2830281>Rickey is the Queen>But the trainers name is FALCOOOOOOOO????????
>>2830365The race doesn't matter anyway since it will be a 2-1 win for Rickey no matter what so you might as well run it. Or make it a fun race
What was more overhyped, Grand Live or Xog?
I WANT TO FIGHT MY RIVALSSTART IT
>>2830377I completely missed the second post in the middle of my shitposting. He also didn't reply to his own post which made it hard to see
>>2830376You'd expect the host to at least make some effort but nope. I need to start taking stakes less seriously with all these clownery happening
Alright faggots, need an opinion now..../ss/? Yay or nay?
>>2830402yes
>>2830402YAY
We survived dirtslop!
Xoguri status?
>>2830400>He also didn't reply to his own post which made it hard to seeFair, hope he notes this for next time
SO, IT HAPPENED AGAIN. WE CAN BLAME RNG, WE CAN BLAME WITCHECKS, WE CAN BLAME ROOM COMPOSITION, WE CAN BLAME THE META, WE CAN BLAME THE ANONS, WE CAN BLAME DER/V/, WE CAN BLAME THE WHALES, WE CAN BLAME OUR EGOS, WE CAN BLAME THE DIRTSLOP, WE CAN BLAME OUR TRAINERS, WE CAN BLAME CYGAMES, WE CAN BLAME THE SCHEDULE, WE CAN BLAME OUR HATERS, WE CAN BLAME FRONTFAGGOTS. WE CAN PRAISE COPANO RICKEY'S EFFORT BUT THE TRUTH IS IT'S SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH. TACTICS, RECOVERIES, FOOD YOU NAME IT, IT ALL STINKS.DON'T GET ME WRONG, I STILL HAVE FULL FAITH IN XOGURI AND THE META, BUT MASSIVE RAINBOWS ARE DESPERATELY NEEDED IN THE SUMMER. OTHERWISE I'M NOT VERY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE NEXT CM, OR OUR CHANCES IN WINNING QUEEN OF /V/MA, FOR THAT MATTER. NOT RUNNING LIKE THIS.WHAT DO YOU THINK, /OCUG/? IS DIRT THE PROBLEM? ARE WE #OGURIN OR #OGUROUT?SOME LINKS TO EASE THE PAINhttp://hiro.asks.jp/https://jlingz.comhttps://www.town.kasamatsu.gifu.jp/kasamatsumeguri/https://x.com/hirox246https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
>>2830398Xog is still a pain in the ass in CMs, but GL was overhyped as "saving the game" and then it turns out it's a shit RNG fest where you glue most runs before you even hit classic summer
>>2830402Nay to /ss/, but yay to sex with Brickey.
>>2830410EVERY TIME
>>2830407Starving
Did oy neigh kill the der/v/ dancho or what? What is going on?
>lose 17th CM in a row>sad>stakes happen>happy againMake it make sense.
HOW CAN THE CHINESE DO THIS?
>>2830402nah, grow up.
Next time for sure
>>2830402Nay the pretext to this is always ass and not hot
who up to /ss13/
>>2830419stakes is fun with fellow anons, CM is ugly metaslop
>>2830376der/v/ danchou should have been disqualified as a host desuAt least the other host was using a very soulful Taishin Oh well at least Rickey won
>>2830419Stakes are always more >fun and exciting than the actual finalsThat being said I kind of feel nothing this time, but I'm glad everyone had fun
Something is going on this election. SOMETHING BIG IS HAPPENING
I fail to see how secondary lobbies are a good thing.Shit is already over and it was anticlimactic as fuck. Legit this has to be the worst Stakes yet because it was over in literally 2 minutes.
>>2830424Depends, can I throw the clown into the SM crystal?
Now that we've officially become chinese can anybody explain to me what he meant by this?
>>2830420>Multiverse Level+ at her peakOguribros, how are we supposed to compete with this...?
>>2830408I mean one of them should just host 2 rooms at the same time. idk why we need 2 hosters.Way harder if not impossible to double join and less confusion about results
>>2830413People were saying for months that GL would be the biggest RNG fest yet, and it was a massive imporvement to MANT. The problem isn't GL as much as it was getting a taste of NUnity right before it dropped. NUnity is just that fucking good.
>>2830410KEK
>>2830422next dirt cm is a mile, it's her time to shine
Oh my fucking God Oguri is a joke
>>2830428>That being said I kind of feel nothing this timeIt's boring when it's over in 2 rooms.
>elects a child rapistrmao never change /v/ma
Falco won one of the races, just make her queen please!
>>2830434Yeah I'm not really sure why two hosts is necessary since one host could just make two rooms and post both at the same time. That would solve every problem all at once.
>>2830428Same. The stakes was over before it even started or even before the >fun caught up to me.Everyone had fun at the least. I wanted it to be longer, and the funposts didn't seem as fun as always or compared to previous stakes.
>>2830441>elect a child rapist>der/v/ hostsWait a second...
>>2830281okay I ran itxog wontoo little too late BITCH
>>2830441JUST LIKE AMERICA!
>>2830430The same thing could have easily happened if the same host did two lobbies in a row.
Drawbroes it is your holy duty to draw Rickey in a Chinadress now!
>>2830434>>2830443Nyo nyo nyoooooooo we need to change the stakes now! This is very concerning! very very concerning indeed
>>2830443two hosts is necessary because both want the clout of being "THE stakes hoster"
>>2830402Now that I think about it I'd probably be into M!Tore/Uma if the trainer was a shota. I really like oneeshota.
>>2830432No sun. Also ricefields so pruney skin soles?
>>2830445SOMEONE STOP THEM
Anyone got a runaway ace I can copy for the next CM?
>worst CM of all time ends in complete anarchyIm not gonna lie, this shit was fucking hilaruous
>>2830442lickey won fair and squarenext time falco will win fair and round
>>2830458>xogger didn't win the stakes so it's the worst CM of all time
>>2830444This CM was always gonna go out like a wet fart because Xogslop, but Rickey winning is a good ending to it all. My finals were so lame that I can't really feel strongly about it either way, it's about what I expected. Genuinely just one of the lamest CMs ever. Only so much a stakes can do to rectify that, but you guys did good
>>2830449Sorry chief I said I wouldn't draw any metacancer winner and you guys elected the second one over the first oneNext time get a princess win or something
>>>2830281>brockedSame as it always was. Damned round uma wouldn't get out of the way.
>>2830456a runaway build is the same as a regular front but with the runaway skill
>>2830450You know double hosting is a recentish addition to the stakes right
>>2830434>>2830443I'm with the idea that 1 host should just host 2 rooms. It also add the option for others to pick the rooms instead of the same ones joining the rooms over and over again
>>2830458Its a very funny shitshow
>trying to shame and start drama with one of the anons that's contributed the most to this communitylol not gonna work, try a different shitpost
>>2830348Falco takes the second race with an overwhelming lead! Thanks for joining, and don't forget about the Princess Dropout and other fun races later today/tomorrow!Did you know? Falco is round!Thanks for joining.
>>2830445sasuga der/v/!
>>2830460The stakes being fun is separate from the CM being total and complete slop retardkun
Rickey Rickey shota lickey....
>>2830463In that case just draw your waifu in a chinadress instead.
I NEED A RICKEY CELEBRATION ROOM NOW I DIDNT GET TO RACE
>Got my second plat>Dropped my 1/80 Falco for a dombot Rudolph for finals because she actually served to cuck my XOgger out of preferred position if the XOg late started and everyone else is a nigger anyway>Actually get a lobby with only one other debuff>WinI feel kind of bad but not bad enough to stop being happy I won.
>>2830372My brother in Maya...
>>2830463>nooooo you can't use Haru she's the 11th most meta pick for this track and I HATE meta!!!
Clearly what we need is a council of trainers that we determine to best represent the population of /v/ma, and only allow these trainers to fill up the slots of the stakes so that there is no foul play.
>>2830471not a single event chain finished on that run btw
>>2830471i did know that, yes
>>2830476SAME I DIDN'T GET TO RACE
>>2830466Actually it's something we've been doing since /v/ma. Off the top of my head there's only been one stakes with only one host, and nobody liked it, so people asked to go back to the two hosts system. Way to expose yourself as a newfag though
>>2830434>>2830443>>2830467Please keep concernposting and shitposting, it's not going to work>>2830466>newfag exposes himself again
>This is your queen
>Xoguri loses the stakes which favor her the most>Her fans immediately want to change the stakesOH NO NO NO TRIPLE CRO/V/N NEVER
I forgot to record Ms Victoria last time, so I made sure to do it this time.
Kneel
>>2830422how the fvark do we get ends to win da stakes
>>2830461I was happy with Rickey winning but I always hated stakes where the queen's only honor is defeating the XOg, and that's the only thing they'll be known for. Cant be helped that we fucking memed the feng shui to death during Rickey's release that it isnt even funny anymore.Aight time to unwind and close the thread. Have fun lads.
Stop fighting over dumb bullshit that can be changed later. Its time to celebrate.
>>2830486why is she so freakishly large
>>2830485>host always asks how to improve stakes>suggestions are given>NOOOOO CONCERNPOSTING
>>2830489Based
>>2830489KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2830489I will only kneel if it was Group A.
>>2830489WINNING BRICKET???
gas all dirtoids
>>2830489I FUARKING KNEEL
>>2830490We don't, spot struggle makes it impossible for anyone but fronts and pacers to win rooms with more than 12 umas
>>2830490All end closers gentlemans agreement
>>2830489THIS IS GOOD FENF SHUI
>>2830490I think it would be easier to get her to win as Pace on a track where Paces are good.
>>2830493I'm sure if you ask the shitposter nice enough he'll stop shitting up the place Celebrate neigha, nobody's stopping you
>>2830500You should buy some rope
rare doto plat
>>2830484>>2830485Can you explain to the class why 1 person hosting 2 rooms at the same time is bad without having a melty
Why are you some of you guys acting like such abrasive faggots right now?
>>2830493Celebrate what?
>>2830471HOEH?
>>2830490last milekino cm was the chanceends were mad strong on that one
>>2830489STATUS: SOBBINGSPEECH: SILLY
>>2830491NTA but the feng shui had never been funny to me since it was such a forced shit
Bloomers are way too erotic
It is so obvious in hindsight. 4000 years of the age of dirt begin NOW
>>2830512First stakes thread? It gets worse every one
i will umasturbate to brickey now
>>2830512Why do you think, salty second rates that couldnt win plat with the training wheels, babby mode uma
>>2830493Lets do some oldieshttps://youtu.be/FGBhQbmPwH8?si=9lm6FBHGqJaRMmiH
>>2830512Finals days are always like this.
Any ideas for a fun race?
It's a good thing that oguri didn't win because I've been too lazy to finish my drawing of her.
>>2830512
>>2830512It's not a stakes day without at least one melty
>>2830510Basado
>>2830512If you couldn't tell from the beginning of the thread. We had people trying to troll and shitpost since second 1
>>2830524You're part of the issue
holy blockedfuck this game honestly
>>2830512Not sure about them but for me its because the recent stakes haven't been fun or I'm just having a nostalgia bait to other stakes
I think all dirtoids should be raped and beheaded
>>2830490orfe will probably get one if mr cognitive behavior or dura don't beat her to it
>>2830528DIRT NEIGHA DIRTI WANNA RUN ON DIRT I LOVE DIRT
>>2830528Auto-trained umas only, giga longslop awful moods
So did someone record the races?
>>2830534Cry me a river lmao, next time actually build the meta uma correctly, yeah little man?
>>2830533Imagine being the person that spends all of their time in these threads and shows up month after month for the stakes despite hating it so much. Pretty pathetic desu but really hilarious.
>>2830541>Auto-trained umas onlyDer/v/ danchou...
>>2830465Are they better than a regular front?
>>2830537Not too long ago we had the Bourbon and Kitasan wins which were soulful as fuck, its just nostalgia since the last two have both ended in two races.
>>2830534>replying to a blatant shitposter instead of ignoringAckshually...I think you might be part of the problem. Stop replying to bait. He just replied to you again, now don't award him with a (You)
>>2830542I saved the replay of the second one, I can upload it at some point.
>>2830372>>2830478Mayabros!
>doxxing
It is pretty obvious that we got some bad actors right now with the doxxing and namefagging.
>still thinking it's a shit poster
>>2830553Indeed, it's a reportable offense. You know what to do
>>2830510Based DotoGOD
>>2830551That'd be great, usually we have a guy that records and uploads them but I don't think I've seen him say anything
>>2830553If you're using an auto clanker uma to join the stakes you're deserved to get doxxedd. Host or not
>>2830432You don't show people the soles of your feet (generally), but your face and hands are bare for all to see.
>>2830560Happens every time. He's absolutely not above samefagging so just ignore/hide.
>>2830561The time for reform shall be another day. For now lets keep the peace
Post more chinese umas NOW!
I think all dirtoids should be loved and headpatted
>forgor about the threadwait, did Rickey become the queen in just two fucking room? Giga based, would be the shortest stakes yet, right?>>2830351
>>2830552Maya will be the mile q/v/een next CM and the long q/v/een in 2 years!
>>2830570EVERYONE FORGETS THE ACTUAL CHINESE UMA
>>2830542>>2830551>>2830565Youtubeanon is dead? Fuck
i think all the dirtoids should be plapped
>>2830572Nah we've had stakes also done in two, forget which one it was. Might have been Golshi/Oguri
>>2830577He's not dead, I see him in my club every day
It's always either /v/ma or der/v/ the shitposters go after. Go after Aster for once you cowards.
>>2830402Michiking doujins are some of my most W faps ever so the queen has good taste
>>2830572It is a minefield right now anon kun, the dirt has turned men into beasts
Elite 8>Mayano>Goldship>Grass>Maru (summer)>Taiki>Creek>Taiki(double crown)>Seiun >CurrenMANT era>Suzuka>Maru(summer)(double crown)>Xoguri>Xoguri (double crown)>Vbourbon>Kitasan>ArdanThe GRAND age>Rickey(NEW!)
>>2830560A /vg/ tranny openly raids all our threads with the janny's protection. Of course there are bad actors.
>>2830549>both ended in two races.Ardan was in 3, chronologically.
lmao
>>2830580I think Ardan and Kitasan were both instant wins.
I don't want to board the Kentucky Express
>>2830582Actually they were shitposting about Oy Neigh for "rigging" the previous few stakes as well. It's just the popular clubs they go after yeah
Remember to do your legend races
So which Kingdom is Rickey loyal to? She doesn't strike me as a Weifag.
>>2830577He isn't, I just haven't seen him say anything about recording so maybe he missed today. I might be wrong though
>>2830585I am OKAY with this beginning. GET READY TO LEARN CHINESE BUDDY
>>2830589So sovlless it wraps around to being sovl again. Just kidding that's 100% MS. SOVLLESStoria!
>>2830582Actually der/v/'s only being shat on because of the auto trained uma. That's literally the only post they're being mentioned for
>>2830585TAKE ME BACK
>>2830597She's loyal to the Qing
>>2830589i do not blame anyone for running xog, but also the sooner this sort of thing ends the better
>>2830589>3 Xogs>2 of them are on the screen in the back>in the corners, Grass Wonders that were almost certainly dombotspottery
>>2830595I would have missed it, thanks anon.
Why is Rickey an /ss/ again? what did I miss?
>>2830602He'll latch on to whoever or whatever he can, even if it doesn't make sense.Independent trained uma...oh the horror. What an odd thing to concernpost about, but a swing and a miss for /ourschizo/
>>2830597she would be like Hua Tuo, but instead of ehaling people she'd spread joys of Feng Shui
What a weird day eh?Anyway, tell me what to draw neighas. I will PROBABLY do /ss/ but also need some funneh shit
>>2830589HOLY SOUL
>>2830604>horse nomad steppe invadersmakes sense
>>2830597Wei
>>2830589THE SOVLIT'S ALL GONESHE ATE IT
>>2830572>would be the shortest stakes yet, right?We've had at least one or two other stakes that ended this fast, like the longslop one where Maruzen swept everyoneTechnically speaking the shortest stakes will always be the very first one after Taurus where Maya won, since there was only one room
Okay OPEN THE MILES ROOM
>>2830610She is canonically the first crush of kiddos
>>2830288I've liked Oguri since I watched the first season thoCan't catch me playing F*lco
>>2830614short torena getting sleeved by Rickey
>>2830614Honestly nothing weird about it, it's about what I expected. I don't give a fuck about fetishes, just draw a cute Bricky
>>2830614>>2830449
>>2830614Dressed like Jamiroquai in virtual insanity rearranging furniture
>>2830589This is hilarious.
>>2830614Rickey lecturing Helios on Wei and Helios being lost in the sauce.
>>2830614Winnie the pooh on Rickeys racewear
>>2830610One of her secrets is that she's the first crush for young children. This is because she appears on like TV regularly I think
>>2830629SECONDING
>>2830614In the backrooms. With no furniture
The fuck did all the nigga’s guts come from?
>>2830582>Go after Aster for once you cowards.I will once they hit Rank A
>>2830633alcoholic lady
Despite her stellar performance... in the end, XOguri was too much.
Important question: Which sticker is the most chinese one to spam in the club chat on the daily reset?
>>2830611I mean I understand the problem but not on a schizo side. I don't think it's ethical to enter the stakes with an auto trained uma who doesn't have any chances of winning, and we're doing stakes with our properly trained aces whether they're meta or not. That spot could have been taken by another anon who properly trained and aiming for the stakes to win it. This isn't any different entering the stakes with a fodder, and his uma could block others that would have won if not for getting blocked. Every thing is to count for the game's RNG.
>>2830633>there will be UE aces soon
>>2830634so never then
>>2830182Was the drawing on the top right finished/posted?
Feng Shui sucks and Dragon's Dream was the worst fight in all of Jojo
>>2830638CANT TOP THE GREATS!
>>2830638Can't top the Greats!
>>2830520>>2830585>>2830614Rickey’s casual outfit is really fucking good. It’s a really nice and simple kind of cute while also doing a good job of showing you how much of a sex bomb body she has without being too aggressive with it.
>>2830638CAN'T TOP THE GREATS
>Last 2 winners have both been chinese?
Is there an album with all the Stakes banners anywhere?
ELCONDORPASA
>>2830636I’ve never had guts that high though.
>>2830653we are Chi Lin
>>2830639He's the host and there's nothing wrong with fodder. We had people joining with Runaways to help Fronts in some stakes
>>2830653stop noticing things
Might be time to implement the best to 3 amendment that was discussed lads
>>2830656Did you cut out the first of your two debuffs?
>>2830655The big archive
alright last post about this so I can dug it up for one of danchou's sinsfirst we have a club that doxxes you for leaving then another one that hosts with autowere straying further and further from soul
>>2830663That should be discussed at the very end. But it should be discussed
>>2830663no
>>2830666He ran a botted uma... so? Who cares dude
>Pearl has water droplets on her dirty model but Taiki doesn'tInterdasting
Has the q/v/een been officially announced yet i want to go to bed?
>>2830664Why would debuffers even place that high?
Ignore, report and move on
>>2830666Man, just stop with this shit. Cuz It's not gonna help
>>2830666what if he WON tho >>2830215
>Rickey has an alt...huh!
I love hiding concern shitposts
Imagine sex with rickeyShe would be so friendly and supportive doing anything she could to make you feel good but would have no idea how to express her own arousal so she would look increasingly nervous/anxious as sex progressed until you told her it was okay, making her cum instantly
>>2830678Copano Rickey more like Tap Dance City amirite
>>2830664Debufferbroken
Alright, here's the second stakes race. I set the link to be up for three days, so if the youtube guy wants to upload it, go ahead, there's plenty of time at least.https://litter.catbox.moe/rsik1eo9khgvw5j9.mp4
>>2830673The projected winner is Copano Rickey. Though today has been the weirdest one in 17 editions, go to bed my friend
>>2830589
>>2830680hot
This was posted to my club.This gold city won platinum in group A.This gold city is also a auto uma.Lmao.
>>2830678that's the same banner as falco's 3rd alt right?
So the Zodiac titles never come back?
>>2830659>there's nothing wrong with fodderThere's always wrong with fodders. Especially if you're bringing one in the stakes.Like I said, everyone's joining the stakes to see their uma win, so, the least you can do as a host is to give the same kind of effort that everyone is going to bring. Although it can just be me, since I brought my uma that I trained endlessly to get the medium S and perfect set of skills, only to fought against a fodder who has nothing of value other than being a hindrance to others.
>>2830689Luck is a skill I guess.
>>2830691Yes
>>2830680>She doms you a bit and moves you to the best certified positions for proper qi transferKinda based.
>>2830685>der/v/ is still "counting" mail in ballots I see where this is going...
>>2830639Bro this is the lamest fucking angle you could possibly take. You suck, you can't even shitpost properly. Here's your (You), dont spend it all in one place
>>2830692Honestly I kinda get it but still, shouldn't be doxxing neighas.
>shitposter even mailing it in
>>283069710K MAIL IN BALLOTS JUST CAME IN, NISHINO FLOWER WON
Shan't reply to it but let's be real. If the one that brought that clanker uma wasn't der/v/ danchou you neighas would be roasting his ass right now.
>>2830693His opponents looked legit too.People out here struggling for plats while some auto uma takes it.Tells you all you need to know about finals A.
>>2830692>There's always wrong with fodders. Especially if you're bringing one in the stakes.the greatest queen we've ever had, Grass Wonder, won only because there was a Maruzensky there to brock falco and help her win, you don't get to tell people what to do or not to do in the stakes, there is and will only ever be ONE RULE and that is >bring ONE umait doesn't matter what uma you bring, it's meant to be whatever, stop trying to make drama out of anything just because you're a control freak newfag
>>2830679Cortisol couldn't be lower
>>2830674I just assumed you must have all brought 2.>>2830683I won so no.
>>2830692People were encouraging Runaway boosters to help fronts beat Oguri a few stakes ago. There is no rule against fodder, banning fodder is awkward too because some newfag shitter with a manual SS uma is fodder to somebody with a team filled with UF Aces
>>2830691No they don't come back, replaced by shitty generic titles
>>2830689This Oguri won B finals.I still have no fucking clue how.
>>2830680>>2830614a celestial beauty, captivating like a perfect piece of jade
>>2830678This is a significant upgrade on her default.
>>2830699Yes. It shouldn't be doxxed and that's why I'm not agreeing fully with the shitposter. I just think danchou shouldn't have done it.
>thinking about practicing dual cultivation with your traineeDon't do this toreina-san. It creates ominous qi and will bring ruin to the sect.
>>2830707Look man, I think this whole discourse is kinda shitty but I get his point and calling everyone a newfag just makes you look silly. These are the times to celebrate and have fun and we are just arguing about pointless shit
>>2830704No. No one cares really. People have brought debuffers before. Some shit talk is due but this style of endlessly annoying concernpost just makes no sense when the "moral failure" is so minimal. He's just an animal, and will complain about whatever. He really needs a more productive hobby, I wouldn't be able to go to sleep properly if all I did in a day was "I concernposted in the horse thread of a basket weaving forum".
>>2830716I don't really agree
New to this cultivation thing is pic rel how you're supposed to do it?
>>2830699>>2830712>>2830707>falling for bait
>>2830719Junior, this outfit clogs my meridians
Im actually worried about all of these anons posting clankers winning A/B finals or making it at allIm assuming matchmaking plays a part in keeping them isolated but if not is this going to compromize CMs moving forward? Is JP in a similar situation (assuming not because their playerbase isnt bloated with casuals afer 6 years)
>>2830713yes like MILE, LONG, DIRT, SHORT, and the best one CLASSIC
>xoguri wins>people complain>rickey wins>people still complain???
>>2830715I’ve been telling people Rickey is a straight up sex bomb but they haven’t listened.
Did my rivals manage to keep up?Don't fall behind.
>>2830724Not them but not everything is a bait you fucking mongoloid. You're just as bad as shitposters ruining everything
>>2830727He is worried and his speech is concerned!
>>2830680>About to have sex with Rickey>You get a little too passionate while making out and bump into a desk, moving it 1/2 an inch further west>She dies immediately as the chi in the room is now ominous
>>2830730Nobody is complaining about Rickey winning thoughbeit
I still have 0 plats
>>2830730probably butthurt XOgs that expected to get a free win
>First the shitposter tries to ruin the stakes>Now the chink lovers keep spamming their garbage nobody cares aboutMan, today is not a good day. Tomorrow will be better.
>>2830730Everyone's happy about Rickey's won though? Yes, even the concernposts.
>>2830689better stats than my manual runs...
>>2830724>everything i don't like is baitThere's a difference between actual bait and shitposting like the faggot who got banned for spamming fake rooms. And differences of opinion
>>2830735
>>2830730The tard is complaining about bot umas. Even though they don't win anything. Xogger lost so I guess the bait he had prepared is moot so he had to improvise.
>missed uma stanFUUUUUUCK WHY
>>2830719when i head "dual cultivatoin" mentioned i always think back to a thing i saw on /wwmg/, where a guy was seducing NPCs (which used AI to chat with the player) into committing dual cultivation.
>>2830727Yes. From this point on, you could low roll and lose to an autotrainee due to late start/block/rushed.
>>2830733>keep upI've been far, far behind the traditional first rate. I merely managed to keep the lead from growing further this time.
>>2830733I have 1 plat
>>2830730I am happy about rickey winning. Ill draw some hot chinese titties later. Mostly people are arguing for other reasons
>>2830727Worried about what? Finals is a casino and you can and will lose to (significantly) worse umas than yours. Whether those worse umas are clankers or not doesn't really change anything.
>>2830748Sorry bro it's trash, might as well transfer now
>>2830750>you could low roll and lose to an autotrainee due to late start/block/rushedThis happened to me during the group stage and the possibility of it occurring in finals terrifies me.
>>2830733Of course I did
>>2830733I am still one behind but don't worry, I won this one and im still coming for you
>>2830746A /vg/ Rickey won, I'm surprised we didn't have any shitposter complain about that
>>2830740You will lean feng shuiYou will learn mahjongYou will clean up your roomAnd you will be happy!
Alright anon, post your fucking group number. I wanna see that ELO
Too many shitposters no one will notice that I fantasize be disgustingly sweet vanilla sex with my loving Spewife.
>>2830770RICKEY SEXXO!!!!!!!
>>2830740china wonspechud lost (again)
>>2830754Everyone starts with one plat
So are things settling now? I know one anon was trying to get help last thread about looping and I'm curious too. I need to do mine better.
>>2830769Man that guys been with us since taurus 1, hes pretty much an OG.
>>2830759>>2830765I feel like a subhuman compared to you
>>2830740I'm sorry anon but the Sinoposting will continue until the next CM.
>>2830773
>>2830769Because everyone was happy with Rickey winning and the shit that's being said as a bait probably isn't even a bait except for the doxxpost
>>2830778Ask away
>>2830770>Clean my roomWtf I hate Rickey now
>>2830778Yes yes yes, what a very odd thread. Like the CM itself, the finals and the stakes were bizzare and unlike others
>>2830772
>>2830777I have 1 plat despite playing since launch and lost all CMs where XOg was meta
>>2830770yada yada
>>2830782Cafe would never say that
>>2830786The dirt itself, this CM itself it was poisoned. The land in ooi is cursed
Any of these cards worth rainbow sharding? I'm considering just saving in case a new meta card comes out and I only pull one. I've got 1 shard now, close to getting a 2nd one.
>>2830772BEHOLD!!!
>>2830780To be fair over half the cm's I won I was unemployed at the time
>>2830773Calm down Grass
I know CM finals is ultimately a matter of luck, but I refuse to believe I have bad luck 17 times in a row and there's nothing I could have done.How do I even get better at uma?
>>2830792She would say that to Tachyon though
>>2830794At this point you might be better off saving for Pasa speed in like 6 months
>>2830794Only Creek, but she's not good enough at 1LB. Just save your crystals.
>>2830794Save for now
Teio will be grabbing your attention with this image!
>>2830800Ew is a diva thing to say, and Cafe is not a diva. She'd much sooner just stare at Tachyon and not say anything.
>>2830799Oooof.
>>2830794None of them would do much more at 1LB to be worth it. I would also suggest saving.
*ruins everything*
>>2830796I was unemployed most of my time too, I am just garbage in comparison to you
>>2830805S-S-S-SASUGA!!!!! IS THAT THE LEGENDARY SUPER TEIO STEP???
>>2830779Since the thread is shit anyway I'll say it. The /vg/ anon uses actual cheats, you can check he's been reported in the moe database, he's also part of one of the clubs that encourages botting and cheating.
>>2830772stop racing horses and make your damn game, todd.
>>2830799Post your team
>>2830772Sure thing Todd.
>>2830799Nice Anon...
>>2830772>>2829983
>>2830799Tank your winrate with oshipicks and then draft a metamonster for the last race, if you really want it that badBut remember, absolutely nothing is guaranteed to work because the game can fuck you over at any time with a shitton of bullshit RNG, i've lost CMs to complete dogshit umas that defy logic just because the funny computer number fucked me over
>>2830799>>How do I even get better at uma?Lean into a specific strategy, and start looping parents with the white skills to do well in that running style, plan to roll on cards for that running style. You need to start posting your umas here for criticism if you actually want people to give you pointers on how you can improve them. Nobody can know what's wrong until you post your umas
>>2830799>How do I even get better at umaSpend days grinding god tier parents. Then spend days grinding a god tier ace.
>>2830772What's the idea here again? Higher numbers mean bot lobbies?
>>2830824I love posting the WR of an uma that I lost A finals against onceIt lives rent free in my headMine were way betterI lost these finals months ago and it still haunts me
>>2830733>Don't fall behindI "fell behind" the first-rates a long time ago but it feels like I'm finally starting to close the gap. Half of these 6 plats are from the last 4 CMs
>>2830815Anon, come on. Don't be stupid
>>2830829if it's <10000 you didn't win
>>2830828I've won many plats just by "good enough" parents, and an ace that's not god tier but "pretty good" and has all the essentials. You need to lean into the meta slightly, but I never really go full metafag. At 8 plats now. Not in the 13+ plats club but I atleast win pretty every other time on average
>>2830816ES6 is going to suck worse than Starfield it’s better it never comes out really.
Should Cygays ban clankers from joining CMs or would you prefer to have them around for easy wins?
>>2830834Pretty sure only about 3 or so anons have 13+ plats.
i did the thing. Now, i can no longer upgrade any card, lest i disturb the balance of the universe
>>2830837>>2830834There is exactly 1 anon with 14 plats and 2 anons with 13 plats. I can guess their identities but no doxx.
Why the fuck am I seeing clankers posted? Its literal insanity to me to see auto umas win a CM
>>2830837>It's a small club and >WE aint in it!
>>2830836I plan on running a double debuff solo mutant ace team for the Arima Kinen, so I'll take any and every advantage I can get, really.
>>2830772Been a while since I did this well, but thats how metafagging goes
>>2830834Nta but 13 plats is just too muchI'm happy just reaching A finals almost every timeI have other hobbies and when I end up spending too much time playing uma I end up worse at the others, so I have to balance. Still I don't wanna be a scrub but there's a balance to be had, at least to me.
>>2830772Out of the top 100, 20 trainers didn't run XOg.Then 10 trainers without XOg or Rickey
>>283083710 is pretty common by now
>>2830836unironically im seeing too many victories for this not to force some discussiona handful of total cases are funny to look at but it seems to be way too possible for this to be pulled off
>>2830834The dude is asking how to actually win. "Pretty good" isn't good enough to guarantee a win. At that point your still at the mercy of luck.
>>2830772did all first-rates fall asleep? who are all those sub-13k sub-umans?
>>2830836It's a xoggy xog world.I hope they are mad. They deserve it.
>>2830847If I wanted to win more, I would have tried hard or metafagged harder simple as. I'm content with just winning sometimes. I think I've done pretty good for the umas I've sent in. I have more fun doing off-meta/mutants and when they DO win it is very rewarding. Hats off though to the guys who have a dozen+ plats, even with meta that's not easy to do
>>2830850Honestly I kind of agree. What the fuck man, why are there so many clankers?
anything to use my gold crystals on? honestly not sure if any SR card will be good anymore, about to get a second one
/v/ma WON
>>2830850The discussion people don't want to have is that clankers can get good enough stats and get a dickload of SP so they can skill easily skill spam to victory.
>lost my CM>go to thread for stakes >ended in 2 fucking roomsGuess I made the right choice not to rush what I'm doing for stakes.I expected it but I hate that I'm right. Least I was wrong about XOg being the winner although the queen isn't even any better since I'm just as salty against her from my CM matches.
Is it over?
>>2830850You know how during a career run you get like 400 hidden stats? wouldn't it be really funny if they just forgot to remove that value because they were autotrained by the machine and never properly got to the results screen? kek.
>>2830835yeah but it'll be real funny to laugh at
>>2830856Speed el is VERY decent
>>2830861Yeah.
My Rickey’s CM summed up in one image.
>>2830851If you expect a platless anon to make a perfect parents and a perfect uma, he's not going to be capable of it. He'll be stuck on the "perfect parent" phase. I do agree that you need to spend a lot of time grinding to get something that can win, but it never needs to be perfect. And even if you do make a perfect one, you can still lose so it always comes down to luck. My standards of "pretty good" are pretty high, "perfection" is nigh-impossible in my opinion. But all I'm saying is it doesn't have to be perfect to win, we have plenty of examples of that. Yes, do your best, work hard and make the best uma you can and best parents you can but perfection is not really something you can achieve. You just get as close to it as possible without losing your mind in the process
>>2830799I've won with sub-50% winrates and lost with 60-78% winrateThe only thing you can do build a team strong enough to claw into A FinalsThere doesnt seem to be anything else to do after that but leave it up to fate
>>2830862Nah my lobby had a few autos and they were ASS. And they had good decks.If they had trained real umas they would have won. Then again, I didn't care much about the xogfest either, so I get it.
>>2830772>13.6k>2nd
>>2830815My club doesn't encourage botting and cheating
>>2830859It was the weirdest one out of 17 editions. We had one troll spamming fake rooms who got banned, it ended in two which is rare, and then we had a lot of arguing about it. The results haven't even been fully ratified yet as the host never posted the celebratory drawing. What an odd day
Can you cap guts using 6 guts cards in auto? I don't want to manually do glue runs
>>2830784Honestly i had been hoping for that anon to piggy back off of.I guess one probably dumb question to start would be:By looping you do one uma until you get decent whites to take to the next and not do a run on one uma, use them to parent the next uma regardless, repeat until one gets good stuff, right?
>>2830772>>2830872Its fucking randomMy winrate this CM was higher than last CM but my elo is still lowerSorry it was my fault for not telling the matchmaker to throw me against five Uf XOguris in a row
>>2830856El, Curren, and Sky are all good
>>2830876>as the host never posted the celebratory drawing.Does he normally do that? Wouldn't that imply he has less than a minute to draw the unpredicted winner?
>>2830873You're one of the good ones. As OG as me.
>>2830881Sometimes you get lucky with MM and sometimes you get kicked in the dick
>>2830879It didn't work when I tried but I only gave it one attempt so I probably did some things wrong in the setup.
>>2830859Post-CM Stakes races should be staggered anywayhost one every thirty minutes or some sillier metric like every 100 posts down the thread
>>2830869I'll agree with you on the whole you don't need god like parents, granted having two of your own helps a lot since you're not at the mercy of the borrow system. But I've lost many a plats despite my Uma having a higher win rate than the one that beat them. While said Uma was missing a core skill or two.
I will never catch up to the anons with 13+ plats. I can never stand among them even though it was my objective from the start...
>>2830884Its always a very quick doodle shortly after the final race. But the final race concluded immediately after the double undisputed win.
>>2830873Every member of your club is flagged in the website, just saying.
>>2830891>he's and ended loser and not an end closer
>>2830891The plat itself is irrelevant, what matters is how you run.T. One of them
i feel bad for the eurobros that never get to cast their vote
>>2830891After zodiac plats end, I suspect the winrate will plummet
>>2830899its 2am. fairly reasonable, really>t. Evropean
>>2830899They never cast their vote, thats why they host the princess race.
Remind that it was a /vg/ Rickey that won and shouldn't count. Why are /vg/ raiders even being allowed to illegitimize the stakes?
>the stakes winner was a /vg/ trainerYou can't make this shit up
>>2830870Sadly this is true, one or two brutal defeats will drill this into your skull.Just make your best efforts to reach A finals in as little stress as possible, thats all that really matters.
>>2830906I'm from /vg/ and I personally sit out your stakes so don't go on a wild witch hunt
>>2830885Thanks bwo>>2830895The website gathers data on all top 100 clubs and my club is a top 100 club
>>2830906I'M FROM /V/ AND I SAY KILL EM ALL
>>2830880Yep yep. The more grandparents + parents a skill is on, the more likely it is to be sparked on to your new parent, this is why looping works. So the more stacked your legacies get, the more likely all those skills get passed on, and then you introduce more once you have the ones you want. It has a cumulative effect. If you wanna get started, find your best current parent with as many of the white skills you want, then borrow a stacked borrow with ALL the white skills you want, and then start the first loop and move to the next layer once that parent has as much of the white sparks you want. You can loop towards a specific runnning style, distance, etc. You want to make sure you doing as many matching G1s as possible between great-grandparents/grandparents/parents so they have high affinity.With the great grandparents, you're not too worried about reds and blue sparks (distance, stats etc). You're mostly just chasing after stacked white lineages. When it comes time to make proper grandparents/parents, that's when the stuff like milke sparks, and stamina sparks and whatever will become more important. But to start, you're mostly just trying to build up white sparks, and you can do that with a weak deck and using specific cards that will guarantee the skills you want.Eventually though when you get the stacked white sparks, you start aiming for SS auto umas which also increase the chance of better spark quality. To do this you have to run a deck that's less likely to fetch you the skill you want, so you'll be banking on most of those whites coming from inspiration events and not cards.
>>2830891>it was my objective from the start...But when did you start such an objective? All the way back in Taurus 1?
I'm crying, he only noticed now
i remembered that you can do chibi animations as well
>>2830906Yep yep, Xoguri won
>/v/ma would rather have a /vg/ uma be their queen instead of a /v/ma umaPathetic
TO ME, MY RIVALS835507568355075683550756
>>2830876Not to dig up whatever was happening earlier but i think the host should just host 2 rooms for others to pick a room and for the participants to cycle.What we're doing have worked and been working since the end of times but we're clearly too many now that rooms only lasts for 2 seconds before being filled and more than 16 anons are looking forward to the stakes.What I see happening recently is that anons aren't looking forward to join roomas or just don't bother anymore because of this loop.
>>2830917The new blood we let in to /v/ma is so cucked they'll let /vg/ raiders steal the queendom from them
>>2830906>>2830907Bro that guy's one of our boys. He's in half the recordings and he's one of the people we all like to see in practice rooms. That's an OG since even before cancer
>>2830917The first Maru reign was won by a /vg/ uma if that makes you feel any stupider
>>2830914we got our KWABOTY already, lmao
>>2830182hello helloAnother extremely short edition of our beloved stakes! I was expecting the xog to at least win one and have a few tiebreakers but the chink just took it away immediately. It was still pretty fun, and the expected winner lost so now I can draw someone new for the next banner, overall an okay debut for a new scenario, at least we didn't get exiled like last time...time for some answers>2 hosts is too chaoticyes that's the point, but in case you actually want to change that, we already had that discussion some time ago >>2575672. I'm not entirely opposed to the idea of posting double rooms but it would fundamentally change the entire flow of the threads. It also puts a lot more pressure on me and that will lead to some mistakes because I'm a fucking retard, but still, it's a possible change, you just need to agree on it>why didn't you look at the other room rickey had already won nigger nigger nigger I'm not omnipresent and simply couldn't espectate it in time, so I just put out my result and the hypetext while waiting for the other host to post theirs, as I couldn't see it unless they posted it. Just like last time, it wouldn't matter since the winner had already been decided, but still, I'll try to improve that for next time.Sorry to STARasterSTAR for the ugly Ardan, I couldn't pull off what I wanted to do and it ended up just looking awkward. Next banner corner will probably be the best in a long while, the archive anon that wanted a big version of the corners will have to wait a while longer because this one will take some time.As usual, any feedback and /concerns/ regarding any aspect of the stakes is appreciated. Thanks for joining, /v/ma :)
In honor of Mr Dickey I am going to form Qing and burn the Ming to the ground
>suddenly it comes up againMake it look even less organic next time raiders
>>2830921You are too easy to bait, retard
Slutty Spe while running literally 0 stam and not touching the stam button even once.Worth it for the Mile?
>>2830917Not only is it a /vg/fag but it's a cheating /vg/fag who has been recorded using bots
>>2830891>13+ platsThis anon doesn't even play the game that much but he thinks he's entitled to all these plats
>>2830926If I was Maya's trainer she'd be pregnant before debut.
>>2830919>What I see happening recently is that anons aren't looking forward to join roomas or just don't bother anymore because of this loop.What the fuck are you even talking about retard. Every single room fills up instantly.
There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with having a /vg/ uma as our queen.
>>2830924Appreciate it, despite how much of a shitshow it was. Its always a good ol time
>>2830924Don't change anything, current model is great
>>2830924Are you going to adress the fact that the queen is one of the /vg/ raiders?
>>2830934It's the same people every time
>No it's a clanker in the stakes!>No it's a /vg/ anon!>No it's a cheater!come on now, this is getting ridiculous...
>>2830924I thought the Ardan was funny.
>>2830921>defending actual /vg/ raiders
>>2830924I like how we do things, but i wouldn't be opposed to do something to prevent the "two in one win" issue. Its happened twice in a row and thats a bummer
Everyone is here, will host a few rooms before I go back to the Rice/Fine mines tomorrow817793418177934181779341
>>2830939Git faster and git gud
>>2830924why won't ONE host make TWO rooms? it's not like they expire or anything
>>2830924I'm not sure if you realized this, but the concernposter is looking for any angle he can to disrupt the stakes as it currently is. The current model works fine. We don't need to change anything. Thanks for hosting.
>>2830924Thanks for hosting muchacho
>filter status: updatedi am immune to bait
>>2830924two wins is too little, this shit ended in two fucking minutes
>>2830944Nobody was bummed about Ardan winning you lying faggot.
>>2830934Yes but most of them are the same ones from the first room. What I only want to see are anons cycling through different rooms for everyone to have their chances.The time the first and second host get posted is long enough for others to watch the race, and then join the second one. There is also an option to just join the room and camp for the second lobby whereas hosting 2 at the same time would make the same anons joining 2 rooms harder.
>not only defending /vg/tards stirring shit and trying to disrupt they stakes>they're defending a cheating /vg/tard who has been reported in the database and flagged as a botter and cheater
>>2830924thanks for hosting bro, disregard the seething faggots. It was fun!
>>2830924You are doing fine lad. Personally if it depended on me I'd do best of 5 to increase excitement but I also wouldn't host this shit, so whatever. Thanks for your hard work and see you in 2 weeks.
I like how you've posted the same thing three times and no ones replied to youGo back to your splitdick friends on discord faggot
>>2830935sickly boy, the era of Ardan is over
>>2830945DigiGOAT, and we're at max images538593375385933753859337
>>2830924whats going on with oguri on your drawing?
>>2830924Why isn't that rickey a cube? You HAVE been practicing drawing cubes right..?
Also Rickey is probably a lesbian and should be barred from being queen anyway
>>2830924Kind of a bummer we got so many dudes trying to fuck up a harmless tradition.Anyway, only things I would recommend is>Gotta do something about the 2 wins problem, I propose a first to 3 with tiebreakers as before>Don't bring a clanker next time because that pissed people offStill had fun but it sucked that it got so many shitposters. Thanks for the hosts anyway!
I foresee a lot of end oguris next CM.Had over 100 trainers add me these past few days.
>>2830960>I'd do best of 5The problem with best of 5 is the longer you drag things out, the more likely you give an advantage to an already advantage'd uma like Oguri from making a comeback and stealing the win from an underdog like say, Ardan. We've had this discussion many times over
>>2830957Der/v/ is /vg/ now?uma.moe/profile/849077213652
>>2830945only have 1 "ace" rn, is it fine to add 1 uma or should i just add in some other umas (like my CM14 team)
>>2830966Rickey is a trainer fucker though, you'd know this if you read her career.
>>2830971Oh nonono /vg/bros?
Im making the new threadHold
>>2830913I always wanted to stand side by side with my peers and to be good at the game so I feel good when discussing it. I need titles for this and the gap is simply too wide now for me to ever catch up
>>2830969I added you just to deny another xogger his borrow btw
>>28309721 runner is totally fine unless host specifies otherwise, and 1 runner means more ppl can join
>>2830975Rickey OP please
>>2830968>Gotta do something about the 2 wins problemSo you're just going to spam this over and over again now?Weird how nobody was complaining about this for every previous CM and now all of the sudden you have an influx of concernposters trying to change how everything works.
>>2830973dude, dont take this bait, its so old its moldy atp
>>2830924Thank you for always hosting the stakes. As for the roomas these are my only opinions about it. I like it when we have fun, and I think others should also have their own chances of being able to join roomas. I also do think 2 roomas at the same post is just as chaotic as what we're doing right now.>>2830919>>2830956
>>2830963Rice my FUARKING HERO737479237374792373747923
>>2830971>317 followerswhat a chud
>>2830971>this user has been flagged for suspicious activity OH NONONONO RICKEYBROS?
IT WASN'T ALWAYS FIRST TO TWO, EVERY TIME BEFORE WE TALKED ABOUT LOWERING IT YOU SAID NO AND IT WENT AGAINST TRADITION THEN
>>2830968>Don't bring a clanker next time because that pissed people offLmao, literally 1 guy trying to stirr shit any way he can
>Don't bring a clanker next time because that pissed people offWhat an odd thing to say!
>>2830981NTA but we had complaints about it since last CM. It just isn't as frequent as what we got this thread.
>>2830986How many of those are feds?
>>2830984stop trying to fuck with our tradition, the model will not change
>>2830995falco won btw
>>2830992I don't remember a single person complaining about Ardan winning. The recent influx of complaints is clearly just one guy shitposting. Poor guy
>>2830977I mean.... if you started late you can still call yourself a 'peer' or whatever by saying well i competed in only 4 CMs but i won 2 of them and that would still countBut if you're so damn concerned about a narrative you could just improve your rate of CM victories and say you're fuckin King Halo
THE BREAD IS XOGGY AND IT'S SPEECH IS MOLDY
Not everyone complaining is the same guy come on now
I WILL BAKE
>>2830998>Poor guyHe quite literally does this every single CM. I honestly pity him the same way I would pity a rabid dog.
>>2830999>say you're fuckin King HaloNTA but I AM fucking King Halo.
>>2830985wGroove by a neck vs Nishino962575899625758996257589
>>2831003everyone is the same guy actually, look at the names
>>2830999>if you started lateI've been playing since launch, I just suck
>>2830995I'm not trying to fuck ul the tradition. I'm simply voicing my opinions and suggestions about it.We've gained more anons trying to join the stakes than we used to, and I only want more anons to be able to have their own chances and fun with the stakes.
>>2831014>>2831014>>2831014Here you go bros
>>2831011That Anonymous guy has always been a faggot though to be fair
>>2831016kek, what the fukc
>>2830695>>2830713Lame but I guess it makes the zodiac titles more unique, especially if you manage to get the star.
Rickey couldn't be further from being a shota lover. She has a tendency to make the shotas fall in love with her, but she doesn't love them herself. She's just a normal girl, so she's actually a shota NTR heroine.
