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I AM SO FUCKING BRICKED
every poster below me will lose finals
>>2904697>no new /v/ triple crown announced
i hate /vm/a
ARE /YOU/ READY????
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>2904707It comes after!
>less than five
>>2904708Rice VILLAIN....
Windy!
why the fuck did you retards make a 2nd thread?
It's her turn (again).
>>2904711why is she so ROUND?
DOOMBROS WHERE THE FUCK WE AT
it's /BEE/ma
I'm ready to lose group B
>>2904717Some guy who didn't know any better
im so terrified bros
>ohnmmmmm I'm chudda the greatest monk alive ohmmmmm I will not spike my cortisol ohmmmmm
>>2904717Original baker didn't like the other one
>>2904717Other thread was a slop troll bake. Keep up.
Oh boy, its time to job another mile cm
HER TIME IS OVERSAY ONE GOOD THING ABOUT HER
>>2904733Thanks for the carats bitch
>>2904720never leftno seven and all of you dorks will lose your finals
>>2904733WO AI BEIJING TIANAMEN
>>2904733>was promised qipaos>saw zero qipaosshe's a fucking fraud and a disgrace to Brother Mao, fuck her
>>2904733I literally don't remember a single thing about her except for feng shui and a shotacon
>>2904733thanks for the 255 TP bottles
>>2904733Half TP
>>2904733She gave me a crippling loop addiction
GO GO GO
ITS OUT GO FUCKING JOB NOW
>>2904733BING CHILLIIIIIIIING
>>2904720>>2904735I am going to lose and seethe all night about the people winning and wish they all lost and were miserable like me
>>2904733God the shitposting was hilarious
>>2904733THE GREAT LOOP FORWARD KILLED BILLIONS!
>>2904733She made me realize how cute Tarumae was
>>2904733I'm literally heading to the takeout to order chinese food
>MATCHED AGAINST THE XOGITS OVER
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I DONT WANNA WATCH
Imma leave this ready just in case
>>2904733THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THVvy8ao6_E
>>2904738Chin Lee...
>missed Angling and got 3rd
>I WON A FUCKING MILEFALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOAHSHAHHSHWHAJJSJQJSNEJQK
>LETS PUMP SOME IRON LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We fucking did it bros
>>2904754I lost by a fucking Neck, I can't take it anymore, I will never win again, I don't have it in my anymore. I just can't cope any longer
i'm SHKING SOIOI'M SASKINGI'M SHAKINGZUKSUKASUZKASUZUKAAAAAAAAWEE DIOD IT SUZUJKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
well it is what it is
>failed Unrestrained witcheckokay cool ggsomething has to go wrong every time huh
>2nd placeAt least I beat the guy who brought XOguri
>1ST CM I WON SINCE FUCKING UNITYIM BACKIM SO FUCKING BACK
Frontards stole my plat, again.
MY HERO WAS JUST WAITING FOR THE RACE THAT COUNTSENJOY LOSING TO A SUB 5% WINRATE VILLAIN YOU SUCKERS
>3rd>Winner was a double dom XoggerAh well, being successful was nice while it lasted. At least now I can abandon any delusions of ever catching up to the first-rates
I can't believe it, I did it. My first mile CM win. I did it. I finally did it. My first Victoria too. I'm shaking. I really did it. Also my 4th win with Tama. Seriously she wins all my plats, it's insane.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>rushed>3rd to end xog double debuffers
I refuse to believe in the MMR conspiracy.I had a sub 40% winrate at round 2, why the fuck do I got matched with UF metafaggots on A finals???????
WIFE DID IT HOLY MOLY
>NO FESTIVE MIRACLE
>>2904771Fuck you>>2904759Kill yourself, you don't deserve to win so much
>>2904755>not the Sha Tin racecourse onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFkgMiQBpoI
>Rudolf almost got it>but my Xog that missed her unique procs entirely takes it insteadNo...
>>2904774Because that was always bullshit based off of a youtube comment
I'm committing Yeppuku...
>2NDIM IN DESPAIR
>>2904781You're in the soup
what a fine victory
>>2904781Hot doggity dog!
IM SO FUCKING UPSET
>>2904785Pleaspleaspleasepleaseplease let her be queen
>6 fucking frontrunnersIm gonna end Xog so fucking hard in two weeks ill make sure they can't win even once
I am going to have a meltdown if I keep seeing people win with their oshis, I'll just sit this one out
>2ndI will just never win a mile CM at this rate
I CANT UNPAUSE IT I CANT FUCKING DO IT
>>2904764can someone analyze everything that went wrong with my race?https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Sm11JSR9sc5zrKBrOh63nJs7
>3rd place>late started and proc'd all her skills too early>2nd CM in a row I lost due to late startMs. Victoria eludes her a 3rd time. Well Cafe... CM19 training begins now I guess
I HATE XOGSLOP
>>2904775I kneel
I CANNOT BELIEVE I FRAUDED THAT SHIT
i'm fucking ccryingI love her so much
>1st by a neckI FUCKING LOVE END CLOSERS SO MUCH
>Finally won a mile Cm after cancer 1 in group BSucks that Kingu got second and couldn't sing but still, I'll take it
>get plat>with vbourbon and while running a debuffer that saved my assI won, but at what cost? I feel dirty for even watching my first winning Ms Victoria.
>A 2ndMachan completely shit the bed against a S Maru and V Bourbon and least Vodka got me 2nd.
>>2904802kill yourself>>2904803Get cancer
I AM BREATHING HEAVY
>>2904792Next one is going to be the one! Ganbatte Dotobro!
I never thought I'd get a zodiac double plat, but it's there.
You know, Gold City is not that bad. Maybe I'll use her more in the future.
>3rd place on a room with 2 end closer xoniggersyep yep I was the designated sacrificial lamb, great system Cygames!
>>2904771SOVLcongrats!
>>2904809HE'S BREATHING HEAVY AND HIS SPEECH IS SILLY
Man, debuffs really are just a prisoner's dilemma right now.My backliners could have had a shot if they hadn't gotten triple dominatored.
>>2904816>how I feel after that same shit
MY FVARKING QVEENS
>>2904804Lol those xogs this shit has to be demoralizing even to non-xog winners.
>>2904811I want to run Doto but I fear she’ll just be killed by the dominator swarm. How viable is mutating a dominator to be an end for cm19?
>>2904819
>matched and lost to a xogger double dom several grades above my umasthis game fucking sucks man
>>2904759Congrats, you've earned it but you're still a huge faggot for using a debuffer.
Good guys won!
FUCK NEIGHA
>>2904785Fine bro...
How is this fucking fair man... All those hours and careers, for fucking nothing, I can't stand this game anymore. I will never win again. The game loves to mock me
>>2904824The xog backup dancers are the only thing sovlful about xogslop
>>2904829I LOVE /V/MERICA
DIGIGOAAAAAAAAATB Finals
>me: 44/80>winner: 52/80>2nd place: 40/80i don't know which one of us are the designated shitter
>7 Late lobby>Fine pace promotes, doesn't proc unique>Oguri(Late) is too good, can't proc LS>2ndyupp such is life
>>2904789>have to camp stakes nowowari da...
ALL FRONTERS ARE QUEENSI LOVE FRONTERS SO FVCKING MUCH VROS
>>2904817Extremely scary competition too, holy shit. There was a UF Xoghog too but she completely fumbled. After all this, I think I have to get that Tama alt. She deserves it.
I really want to have a melty right now but I can't because it's the stakes thread
>>2904839DOX DOX DOX
>>2904838My Fine jobbed hard, do what I couldn't.
>>2904843I'm just crying instead of having a meltdown
>>2904832>that filenamecuckCHAD...
I CANNOT BELIEVE I FUCKING WON DUDE
>>2904832>mad about losing to a SOVL pick like AyabeI can understand being mad if you lost to Xoguri but I can’t be mad if I lose to an off meta oshi pick, like how I lost one of the first CMs to a non-debuffer natie
>>2904824Aren't those just normal Oguri?
I AM TOO SCARED TO WATCH
>>2904839thx for the account
>>2904843Let it out king
>groove procs ult into another umas asscrack yet again and cant get into 4thoh well, it is what is sadly. should have trained someone who's impervious to room comp i suppose
As always, fuck this game.See you all on the next CM.
no longer a platlet
Shit's so funny with 50/50 of anons who lost their minds now and the ones who won hard. Incoming legendary melting not seen before.>>2904833my sides
I FUKCING LOVE
>>2904850I have lost 17CMs, I deserved to win this one, I lost by a fucking neck. I would have gotten mad at anyone, I don't give a shit if it's off meta
>>2904796anyone?
>>2904857Yeah see you in two weeks
15 minutes, get your runner ready
>>2904839Congrats. Every time someone posts an INES FUUJIN NANO screenshot I regret skipping her a little more.>>2904860Nice.
fujikeks are uppity
THIS IS THE BEST CM EVER
>>2904861I makes me feel genuinely awful to see people post their wins, I think I am too miserable. The healthiest thing would be to quit
So we all agree that 564 is a mistake right
>>2904868nta but i just got ines fujin from random pulls, i might run her in 19
Where's the plat poll? I need to update my answer NOW
THIS IS THE WORST CM EVER
7 PLATS BOYS
MILESHITTO
>Lightning Surge just didn't go offthem's the breaks
FUCK MILESI FUCKING HATE MILES
>>2904872Xog is a bigger mistake. At least debuffers let non xoggers have a fighting chance
>>2904871Just play another game and treat CM as bimonthly carat handouts.
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT
>>2904839HOLY FUCKING BASED NANOCONGRATS ANON
I'm tearing up. She's so beautiful bros
>>2904872It would be fine if it could only proc speed skills like daring strike.Make it unable to proc debuffs. And nerf dominator into the fucking ground while you're at it
>>2904883I can't
2nd Miss Victoria, once again with Nishino.I WUV MY LITTLE BEESHINO
>third time losing to debuff niggeryThis shit makes me want to quit man.
To them guys who said not to gamble on lates popping off chain accels - guess who scored a second A Finals Miss Victoria with Kingu. OHOHOHOHO
>>2904886SUZUGODS
Cafe Rice YadavsRussian end Hog with 2 debuffersvsnon-runaway suzuka + 2 paceREADY? FIGHT!
>>2904851yes, they were normal Oguris
REMOVE THE FUCKING DOMINATORD FROM THE GAME HOLY FUCK
>>2904893>DOXXEDNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2904893YOUR PLAT IS MINE
>>2904890I know that feel. I know that feel.My advice, don't try too hard for the next one. That's what I'm gonna do because mmmmmmboy is that some slop. After that is Arima Kinen which is gonna be good. Save your energy for that, although debuff SLOP remains an issue no doubt
DEBUFFERS ARE THE FUCKING WORST
>>2904893YOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE
>>2904847>>2904855I have failed to win like 5 times in a row. It's either a shitter lobby where my Uma dies for no reason (happened 3 times) or a balanced lobby I lost (which is fair)>rushed + SS into dying>Fronts low roll on downhill mode and lose against a Front that doesn't even have DD+PP combo>and now I failed the Angling Witcheck and lost by just 2 lengths, which I would have easily gotten from Angling.Literally can't stop getting fucked over in the Finals.I have 10 plats btw, just to show how fucking shit this loss streak is. Totally fucked my win rate
>>2904893And remember. No bwossians.
>>2904893YOU CAN DO IT
10 minutes get ready
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Now that the CM party is over, time for the real deal. Remember, as many dominators as possible; not a single uma who was loved and cared for will pass the finish line first.
We did it
>>2904903>I have 10 plats btwYou literally don't get to complain. Eat shit
>>2904900Yeah i'm not going to try hard for that one luckily i have Xoggy so i'm looking forward to some free carats at least.
ITS HER FUCKING TIME
>>2904886If you're the oonige suzuka you are a goddamn king. My man had every reason to not and still came out winning.
A reminder that even in JP no dominator umas since Valentine Flash, and no supports with debuff golds. Debuffs are a mistake.
>>2904915LETS GO FINEGANG LETS FUCKING GO
>My Late gets late start and then is giga blocked into 9th place by the end closer xogers>My Pace literally didn't proc any of the accels except Descent at the very end of the slope>My other Pace got all the accels but got blocked by my own dying Pace>Get 2nd by a noseIt just wasn't meant to be I guess but it still sucks to lose this way without a fight.
If I see the host with an autotrained uma I will literally join with 3 umas. Pray that I'm too slow to join the rooms.
MS. VICTORIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
if you feel sad for losing just remember, you could be a guy that brings double debuff just for his Oguri to get last place lmao
I am fucking devastated
>>2904917Cygames is so fucking retarded it hurts.
It finally happened. I lost my first CM in awhile and didn't get my 15th plat.Sucks but it is what it is.
>>2904913Fuck you faggot, I would have 14 if I didn't get fucked over by RNG this hard
>>2904837>fine missed neck&neck witcheckthis is fucked up
>>2904893IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
>>2904917They've never released the gold version of Speed Eater either.
>>2904915Rooting for my fellow Finebros!
>>2904928OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>2904930You don't know how fucking lucky you are. Kill yourself
>>2904932BASED BASED BASED
>Make 3 umas and call it a day>Lose>Looping parents and grinding aces for days>Still loseWhy the fuck do I need to try hard at this point?
Fujibro is turning into a cuck lmao
imagine being a fully grown uma and losing to an actual child, i'd glue myself
>>2904926>mfw 3rd place
>>2904925Base Oguri is soulful though, and those look like proper hybrid aces.
>replied to wrong thread>>2904858I'm too fucking happy right now. I didn't expect a thing with the struggles I had leading up to and during this whole shitshow.>7 paces>she starts out immediately in 6th, but manages to claw to and then holds 2nd until right before the end where she pops her unique to overtake the one front for the winFirst plat too, feels umazing.
>>2904925That's a base Pace Oguri you mong. You are the nigger with your dom Grass in this scenario.
>>2904796 (me)AIEEEEEEEEEE
>>2904932STOP DOXXING YOURSELF
5 MINUTES.
>>2904945z-zased...
Victorrriiiaaaa
IM SO FUCKING READY
>>2904865I think the two warring Fronts just pushed themselves up too far for your Seiun to do anything. She didn't have strong enough midrace to even try to catch up since Top Runner decided to trigger so late. If Biwa and Fine didn't swing so wide they could've maybe done something, but XBiwa just suffers in Front lobbies where she can't use her ult.
>Front late started and hung out with the paces the whole race>Pace got rushed and died>Late decided to not proc any skills after halfway through the raceThanks for the carats
>>2904949Hands too big.
I am so locked the fuck in, lets dance.
>>2904949have you trained an actual uma tho
>>2904945congrats pearlbro
>>2904936I am unlucky as fuck neigha. I have gotten over an 80% winrate in most CMs and I just have a 60% Plat win rate or something because of this nigger loss streak.My round 2 numbers aren't even bad so it's not just Round 1 padding my win %. I went 34/40
>>2904945SEEKING THE PEAK
>>2904945Fukken nice anon, congrats on the first plat! My Pearl only managed to help boost my Nishino, I'll make her shine in the next Mile.
YEP PRIDE WORLD WIDE69.420 DEAD XOGGERSI'M C I T Y G I R L
BRING ME MY RIVALS
I lost again, but nowadays I just think to myself "what would Urara do" and I feel better. Time to go prep for next CM.
Lost but at least i get to post El congratulation stickers for the clubmates who won.
>>2904963If winrate translated to plat rate I would have 4 more plats, too.
LETS GO I AM FUCKIN READY TO WIN THIS NOW
>>2904968kek nice
>>2904971I like your attitude!
>>2904955yep, same conclusion i came off with, fine motion late starting also didn't help things either, fucked her position for her skills
She won!
>Getting absolutely fucked by work>Place third in CMOh what a beautiful day
>>2904979HOLY CUUUUUUUUUUTE
>>2904979BASED
>>2904968>YEP RIDE WORLD WIDERighty-roo!
>>2904979Holy chad catfucker. I kneel.
I MADE IT JUST IN TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT
>>2904979Based SeiunKING
>>2904979Yup yup, I'm thinking based!
>>2904754Lost my finals to missed Ass and missed lightning surge. I was the clear favorite but alas on to the next one.
Remember that mileKINO is where everyone has a fair chance and your biggest chance of winning a Ms. Victoria.
>>2904979nice
>>2904991>MileShite
>>2904979Is this what the opposite of a seiunlet looks like?
>>2904991THISBEST DISTANCE
>>2904955>>2904978 (me)also my seiun failing the early lead, escape artist, and IG Wit witchecks was a death sentence
>>2904979my knees just went through concrete
>>2904991Milecasino
START ALREADY I WANT TO FUCKING RACE
>>2904979based
>>2904991Would have won if it weren't for that faggot with 2 dominators
>>2904991>your biggest chance of winning a Ms. Victoria.Ok so it's a never ever for me then
>>2904991Remember that you can go choke to death on nigger cock, faggot
THE THRONE IS EMPTYWHO WILL CLAIM IT
Anyone breach 1.30.0?
IIIIIIIIIIT'S FINALLY THAT TIME OF THE MONTHTHE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FORTHE /v/ICTORYYYYYYY STAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEES TONIGHT'S RACE HAS LOTS OF INTERESTING CONTENDERS, WILL A DOUBLE CROWNER FINALLY BECOME THE FIRST TRIPLE CROWNER? CAN FALCO FINALLY BREAK HER KWAB STATUS? WILL WE SEE AN UPSET?WE'LL ONLY KNOW THE ANSWER THROUGH A RACE! >ROUND 14242401042424010424240104242401042424010YOU KNOW THE RULES, ONLY 1 UMA PER ANON! SPECTATORS YOU HAVE 2 MINUTES TO JOIN GO GO GO NOW
>Suffered though using Ruby's shit card for countless runs before she actually finished her chain>Skill didn't even activate in the finalsI am livid
>>2904991correct.not everyone can innately sprint or long. medium and mile are the 2 most common aptitudes, but medium is full of xogslop and debuffcrap. mile is the most accessible and most fair.1999 meter mile never ever.
>>2904991>a fair chance>but only if you have +70% winrate so you aren't the designated shitter in your lobby
>>2904996This is what Seiunlets graduate into.
>>2905008>FULL ALREADYHOW
APOLOGIZE
>>2904979You've heard of the Seiunlet, behold the SEIUNFULL
>>2905007Probably everyone did, the game just makes up a time. If you time your own race you'll find that you were faster.
>>2905011But I was the designated shitter in the lobby? I was favorite 689
>>2905014filled in 7 seconds
>>2905008>42424010>instantly full
>>2905008>FullNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2905008>missclick>spot stolenYeah it's over
>>2905009leap forward fishing was truly the right move
>>2905008>FULLHOLY FUCK
>>2905014First stakes? You have less than 10 seconds to get in.
>>2904754Won the front wars and managed to proc angling only to lose anynway.
>>2905020those are random
WHERE IS THE SECOND LOBBY OPEB UP NOW
MY FUARKING HEROESI wanted Rice to win it so bad.
>>2905008Only one XogSOUL
holy fuck you guys are too quick for the proper stakesfun stakes for anyone that isn't the fastest draw in the west125831451258314512583145
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU NIGGERS SO FAST I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER ENTERED A STAKES BECAUSE THIS SHITS ALWAYS FULL
LEMME IN
>>2905021I clicked on it, it was 3/18it was full by the time i plugged in my auto saved uma. I went as fast as I can, copy pasted. Fuck.>>2905028Nah I've been able to enter pretty much every stakes at least once kek, that was a fast one is all
>>2905030Those are not. It's based on your umas' stats and skills, and their chances of winning.
>>2905008this one was extra weird it kept showing up as 17/18 for like the next full minute. i kept trying to join but it would always say full. now it finally says 18/18
LEMME IN ALREADY YOU FUCKING NEIGHERS
>>2905035theres more lobbies coming, just keep refreshing, copy paste, youll make it
>>2905035Are you a front main?
>>2905035Same, shit is unreal
>>2904991Long is better.
>>2905038Yup, same. That one was fucking insane and I could enter every stakes so far
>>2905035Torainas. They are born to join.
>>2905040Probably broke cygames servers with that many people trying to join at the same time
WHERE IS THE REST I WANT INLET ME INFUUUUUUUCK
Nobody is recording right? reminder that Youtubeanon quit, please someone record
Here it is, the second room of the Stakes. I have to type a lot of shit here so you guys will actually catch this message and not ignore it like Machan so yeah. The captcha is not letting me in and I'm becoming captcha broken. Seriously my post isn't spam, stop that.3295 26833295 26833295 26833295 26833295 2683I'm not repeating the rules since you already know.
This is going to be another short stakes
FINEBROS WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE
>>2904968daaaaaaaaaaaamn, SOMEONE had their apple juice today
>>2905051https://youtu.be/VhEdUuD_F2Q
Look at all that uma diversity though
H-H-HAYAI!!!!!
THE FACE!
>>2905055it's finemover...
>>2905055I didn't even try to join in hopes a stronger Fine could take my place.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>2904770>>2904773>>2904819frontKEKs fear the XOG
>>2905053you're evil for putting a space in the middle of the number. makes me have to manually highlight it to copypaste, or triple click which i always forget until after i've highlighted manually.YOU'RE EEEEEVIL
oh no no no its gonna be a Special kind of reign
MAKE A THIRD ONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2905063I was too slow...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELET THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>2905064
DAMN SPE-CHUD. WE ALMOST HAD IT
>>2905055NOOOOOO I NEED MY WIFE TO WINFINEBROS BE FASTER
>>2905053>see 12 in and full by the time load my runnerI never make it to these
THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
BRING ME OGURI CAP
>>2905034Falco denied once again...more unofficial fun959238349592383495923834
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>>2905008THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE! SPECIAL WEEK! SHE TAKES ROUND 1 AGAINST ALL ODDS! IS IT FINALLY HER TIME?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!>ROUND 29634175496341754963417549634175496341754
>>2905079FUCK I ADDED MY WHOLE TEAM
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>>2905081WHAT THE FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MAKE A FORTH ONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP BEING SO FAST
FINEBROS WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING
>>2905079>taiki turning on the afterburnersi legitimately have never seen a pace win like that
I WANT TO FUCK MCQUEEN'S GRANDMA
>>290507915/18
CHESTNUTTERS GET DOWN
FALCON STATUS?>FALCON STATUS?FALCON STATUS?>FALCON STATUS?FALCON STATUS?>FALCON STATUS?FALCON STATUS?>FALCON STATUS?FALCON STATUS?>FALCON STATUS?FALCON STATUS?>FALCON STATUS?FALCON STATUS?>FALCON STATUS?FALCON STATUS?>FALCON STATUS?FALCON STATUS?>FALCON STATUS?
*GLUG GLUG GLUG*
>>2905093My computer is slow...
>>2905093>Finemo with babyDoes he know?
AHEM
THE FLATLINE RACE IS RETURNING IN TIME FOR THE NEXT ULTRA MEGA LONGSLOP, PREPARE YOURSELF3821 75683821 75683821 75683821 75683821 7568
>>2905093Wouldn't it be more fun if we did it next stakes?
RAPE FRONT RUNNERS>RAPE FRONT RUNNERSRAPE FRONT RUNNERS>RAPE FRONT RUNNERSRAPE FRONT RUNNERS>RAPE FRONT RUNNERSRAPE FRONT RUNNERS>RAPE FRONT RUNNERSRAPE FRONT RUNNERS>RAPE FRONT RUNNERSRAPE FRONT RUNNERS>RAPE FRONT RUNNERSRAPE FRONT RUNNERS>RAPE FRONT RUNNERSRAPE FRONT RUNNERS>RAPE FRONT RUNNERSRAPE FRONT RUNNERS>RAPE FRONT RUNNERSRAPE FRONT RUNNERS>RAPE FRONT RUNNERS
SPECHUD DID IT
ENTERTHE TRICKSTER
>>2905111NO FUCKING WAY
How do you haku a race? I want to watch my finals
>Frontniggers spamming rooms full of Fronts so nobody else can proc accelsYeah and you keep throwing pity parties about how bad you are. Fuck off you literally make the game less fun
THE FACE OF THE FUCKING FRANCHISE
>hit all my accels>blockedBEING BACKLINER IS SUFFERING
UH OH
>lose pace promote to Nishino>Vodka swing super wide and misses half her skills>late Dia overtakes my paces as well>oops, you activated my trap card>don't see the rest of the race from constant unique animations going off but late race velocity means I regain the lead>Fuji 1st, Brian 3rd>10k lobby>two other teams are 40% WR>I'm 70%Fuji's a good singer, I like her more powerful and lower tone compared to the average idol squeaker
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO CHRONOBROES...
>>2905121god this boy is so damn sexy
>>2905115you need the hachimi extension and then the other plugin for hachimi
>>2905081HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT A FINISH!FUJI KISEKI TAKES THE WIN RIGHT OUT OF MACHAN'S HANDS RIGHT AT THE VERY LAST SECOND! MILE IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!WE'RE NOT DONE YET>ROUND 32795667027956670279566702795667027956670
>>2904951>>2904961>>2904965>>2904966Honestly, when I saw this screen I was terrified because she had issues all of round 2 getting a good position and starting out in 6th wasn't good, but her and Spe took 2nd and 3rd and I think cucking a couple of those Oguri out of posiitoning helped a ton.I'm so happy regardless. I learned a lot and could have done better for the three, but I used my favorites and tried to have them all capable of winning in their own right.
>GL SUCKSJUST FLATLINE LOL
what the fuck is going on
>>2905120when you're brocked you're brockedand you're always brocked in the stakes...
>>2905124kek
>>2905125We don't do that here
FALKEK STATUS???????
MILEKINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is nobody recording?
>>2905079The Emperor refuses to yield the top spot!some more unofficial fun738994807389948073899480
>>2905131One day a backliner will win the stakes again, and when it happens I want it to be my girl.
I NEED A RECOUNT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>2905134I kid I kid, she looks like my ex
>>2905138I'm camping the thread for rooms. I don't even watch it.
IS IT SEIUN IS IT SPECHUD? SOMEONE TELL ME IM A SLOW ASS NEIGHER
>>2905130It's the STAKES newfag!
>>2905127Holy SOVLFVL placements
Hakurakus for the first 2 rounds of the stakes:https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=BgInWs9CZU_F6lyLCkQhIz7yhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=_Bp30csfgmSMsf-Ge2I-wRng
>Xog last second win
Oh no...Oh no no no. OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! SOMEBODY STOP HER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE3885 70203885 70203885 70203885 70203885 7020
STOP THE COUNT NOW
STOP THE XOG WASW FUCKING STOP THE XOG
>>2905147I KNOW NEIGHA, I JUST HAVE TROUBLE FOLLOWING ALONG RIGHT NOW
CAN SOMEONE DO A RECOUNT????
Anyone but Oguri I can't handle another famine
WE HAVE A WINNER
>>2905152STOP POSTING ROOMS WHILE I'M WATCHING A RACE
1 Seiun1 Spechud1 Rudolf1 Oguri1 Nishino
1000000000000 MORE YEARS OF OGURI CAP
>>2905152>All the Seiuns were too slow to enter
>>2905149NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Ni-KINO Flower!
>>2905163not true
DER/V/ WIN
Guys I'm concerned this is too hectic and will lead to future strife...
>>2905160>he watches the raceWorst mistake to do during Stakes
>>2905163>1 RudolfI thought it was Fuji
>Left work 1h early in a goyim uprising>Did some errands>Got chinese takeout>Won plat with my MVP>Watching her try her best at the steaks rnYou don't know how fucking comfy I am right now
>Descent procs on the last frame of the downhillT-thanks.
>>2905171Maybe we should just purge chestnutters to make more room
FINEBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS WHAT ARE WE DOING WHAT THE FUCK
SHE DID IT!WINDY IS THE NEW QUEEN OF /V/MA!
>>2905127FLOWER WASN'T GOING TO ALLOW SEIUN TO GET AWAY WITH IT SO EASILY! SHE TAKES ROUND 3 AND MAKES THIS AN X-WAY TIE!THE SHOW MUST GO ON4334881443348814433488144334881443348814
IS IT...!!!
>>2905171that's part of the fun.>>2905177same bro rice decided accels are for losers or something.
>>2905149>>2905181hakuraku for the third round of the stakeshttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=zwL2JDormClSjRoH3LUrrWC_
>>2905174You are correct.>>2905152Who won this one?
Finally got in
My wife :')
I AM SLOW I AM THE RAPED
>>2905179i don't know how mine managed to win a plat in 13.8k lobby and is gigajobbing now, this thread is full of literal monsters
>>29051398/18but take your time, the stakes are a bit too spicy to ignore
SOMEONE POST THE FUCKING COUNT
THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE NEEDS YOUR FUCKING ENERGY GIVE IT TO HER NOW
SHE DID IT (AGAIN)! It really looked like Pearl was going to win but because late surgers are COOL and AWESOME Brian flew past her at the last second
FIRST RUDOLF WIN WAS UNOFFICIAL RIGHT?
>>2905187Archer Rudolf won that one
>>2905196TAKE THIS*impregnation shot*
I think the hosts should look at the results before posting another room
>>2905200Yeppers
MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MIMOVE YOU STUPID NEIGHA RUN FASTER BITHC MKOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
>>2905180This WILL happen someday and I cannot wait.
They don't know. I don't watch the races and now I'm at 4/5 signed up rooms
JANNY GROOOOVE
its a bloodbath
>>2905187rudolph won that one i think
SHE IS COMING FOR YOU NEIGHA
>>29051941 Spe1 Seiun1 Fuji1 Xogger1 Rudolf1 Flower1 GrooveSay it with me, MILEKINO
>>2905200She won a fun room, then she won a stakes room.
IS ANYONE RECORDING THEM?
>>2905186tough luck fujiguy
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>2905196
I keep a random string of numbers saved to my clipboard just in case I happen to predict the room number
YOU NEIGHAS WANTED LONGER STAKESHERE YOU GO
can you girls finish i need to go to sleep already please
THIS IS YOUR EMPRESS FOR TONIGHT SIR
Ack, I always do bad in these rooms. Rudolf takes one, it just never ends.2743 49402743 49402743 49402743 49402743 4940
>>2905214WAIT GROOVE WON ONE TOO? HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
LEMME IN FUUUUUUUUUCK LEMME IN
>>2905218>1 single debuff stopped us from having a Fuji queenBased or not?
>>2905181VICTORY SLIPS AWAY FROM SEIUN'S FINGERS ONCE MORE IN AN INCREDIBLE HEAD-TO-HEAD FINISH!IT'S NOT OVER YET!>ROUND 57865172878651728786517287865172878651728
>>2905227That's it, right? Rudolf the new queen
>>2905227IS THIS AN OFFICIAL STAKES
>>2905213Sorry Flowerbros, mine was a staminalet
I'm pressing F5 as fast as I canThis is how that schizo must have felt
FUCK MEEEEEEEJEJAJHSHAJJSJAJWJQJQJAJQJQJQ
>>2905230fuji KWABseki
>>2905232no this is the first official win everyone is still on 1
OJISANS IT'S OUR TIME WIFE GROOVE WILL LEAD US INTO A GOLDEN AGE!
CAM ON SEIUN ANGLE SOME FACKING SCHEMES
>>2905231>>2905227I think someone is botting, these are getting filled before the post even appears
>>2905235>F5This is why you don't get to join rooms
>>2905231>>2905186hakuraku for the fourth round of the stakeshttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=REEuCIKz55VlKuaCVI5NC42mROUND 1 - SPECIAL WEEKROUND 2 - FUJI KISEKIROUND 3 - NISHINO FLOWERROUND 4 - AIR GROOVE
FINEBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>GHOST FALCONGHOST FALCON>GHOST FALCONGHOST FALCON>GHOST FALCONGHOST FALCON>GHOST FALCONGHOST FALCON>GHOST FALCONGHOST FALCON>GHOST FALCONGHOST FALCON>GHOST FALCONGHOST FALCON>GHOST FALCONGHOST FALCON>GHOST FALCONGHOST FALCON
>>2905235gotta set the autoupdater to shorter intervals
>>2905235Bro, your 4chanx?
>>2905218THE DARK ASSASSIN STRIKES AGAIN! WILL SHE EVADE THE DI/V/INE PUNISHMENT SHE DESERVES?
>late startAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FINEBROOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSO WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>2905245Yeah it filled in a literal second for me but whatever it's a silly fun race
>cm finals>win the front wars and proc angling on base seiun>get run over anyway>manage to get into a stakes lobby>win the front wars and proc angling on base seiun>get run over anywayMY CRIPPLING LACK OF MILE S AND LATE RACE VELOCITY SKILLS
>LATENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NISHINO WON
>>2905245I managed to get in300 autists all updating as fast as possibleStep up nigga
FLOWER QUEEN
THE DER/V/ REIGN IS HERE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I gave up trying to join to go make ramen
>>2905247hakuraku for the fifth round of the stakeshttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=H8KbuLr2vVzp1U5jDKuDIvxxROUND 1 - SPECIAL WEEKROUND 2 - FUJI KISEKIROUND 3 - NISHINO FLOWERROUND 4 - AIR GROOVEROUND 5 - NISHINO FLOWER
>>2905256Mash the update button, not F5
Finebros... Not like this...............
THE AGE OF LITTLE GIRLS
WHERE IS OUR QUEEN? I CAN'T FIND HER
Only for the queen to end up with a meta. It isn't MileKINO actually.
>>2905257Isn't S like +160 speed these days?
>RIGGEDRIGGED >RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED >RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED >RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED >RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED >RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED >RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED >RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED
unless?second room should still be going on right?
>Fine steals the second win from Seiun at the alst secondMILEKINO
THE AGE OF CUNNYTHE AGE OF CUNNYTHE AGE OF CUNNYTHE AGE OF CUNNY
it's nishinover...
It's Nishinover
>Wanted to take part in stakes>stuck at workFeels bad man.
ITS FUCKING DOBER GET TINIER
bit young for a queen innit
>Flower Q/v/eenAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL
>>290513914/18(You) should join now that the stakes are officially overthe unofficial fun still remains
>Flower wonOfficial thread songhttps://youtu.be/Y8B_a0ZHNj8
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DER/V/ FALSEFLAG OPERATION, DO NOT LET THEM STEAL THE ELECTION
>>2905282Don't you run the Bright Handicap?
This is commentary on how Fine had her status stripped away.If she can't be a real princess she can't be our Q/v/een. Devastating.
How do you respond?
>>2905288UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHH
The wrong elementary schooler won.
>>2905255she won a room...
FROM THE SHOTACON AGE TO THE CUNNY AGE
>Two back to back pedophile queens?
I don't want to draw Flower again
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHO WON THE OTHER ROOM
KINOFlower will surely enjoy her crown.Final count:1 Spe1 Sky1 Fuji1 Rudolf1 Xogger2 Flower1 Groove1 Fine
It is now OK and legal to have sex with Urara
REMEMBER WHO ORGANIZES THE STAKES! REMEMBER WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2905291The what now?
I DON'T WANT TO BE A PEDOPHILE
The second room has finished. Fine Motion won it, but I hear reports of Nishino winning, so no more rooms. Good thing too, I was running out of space for saved race data. Anyways, the secret der/v/ plot has been completed, I hope you enjoyed it.
>>2905302>>1 FineNext stakes for sure brothers
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2905302I was so close to making her queen, if only I got to join those last 2 rooms... Maybe
>>2905302What a hard fought victory. GGs and thank you for the rooms!
IT WAS HER FUCKING TURN
>>2905295Based yeppersGOD I hope she brought it home for you too
FALCOBROS???OUR RESPONSE???????????
>Flower is from a der/v/ trainerWhy am I not surprised?>>2905293>See Ya LaterKek.
Post your CP in honor of our Q/v/een
>>2905310Isn't this the 2nd Fine win
>>2905231NISHINO FLOWER HAS DONE IT! IN YET ANOTHER AMAZING RACE, SHE CLAIMS THE THRONE AFTER ONE OF THE GREATEST STAKES OF ALL TIME!SPREAD THE WORD, WE HAVE A NEW Q/v/EEN! ALL HAIL QUEEN FLOWER!
FAVAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2905318>0 currensnyoooticing
Children are the best queens!
>>2905302That was such a fun stakes, I got a headache now
>
>>2905310Please you and danchou record your rooms since we lost Youtubeanon
>>2905323SHE FUCKING WON
The age of the filly has begun.
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING IM IN CHARGE HERE
>>2905326And wives!
Wow a frontliner won the frontliner stakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>This thing beat your STRONGEST UMAHOW DOES IT FEEL /V/MA?????
Just a recap of the stakesROUND 1 - SPECIAL WEEKhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=BgInWs9CZU_F6lyLCkQhIz7yROUND 2 - FUJI KISEKIhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=_Bp30csfgmSMsf-Ge2I-wRngROUND 3 - NISHINO FLOWERhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=zwL2JDormClSjRoH3LUrrWC_ROUND 4 - AIR GROOVEhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=REEuCIKz55VlKuaCVI5NC42mROUND 5 - NISHINO FLOWERhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=H8KbuLr2vVzp1U5jDKuDIvxx
DER/V/ DANCHO WE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING! YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS YOU SICK FUCK!
>>2905332DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?
>>2905317Noppers, she got 5th. Brian lost by a nose to the Sand Demon in my finals.
>frontbroken changed the narrative to frontlinebrokenkek
I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS, OVERTHROW THIS FUCKING BITCH
>>2905323Fillies...
>cunny era
I know nothing about Flower other than she is smol
>>2905325Curren won the Sprint stakes, she doesn't need to whore herself out with mutations to run on every distance like certain umas that are desperate for a win
>>2905345>Uncensored earsReported to Tazuna
>>2905349Der/v/.......won?
>>2905274Distance S seems like it's going to be more and more impactful as time goes on and stats keep going up with new scenarios.
>>2905337bruh
>Nishino's a gaslight>nah she's a good parent but she sucks, total gaslight kwabAPOLOGIZE
THE AGE OF THE COW IS OVER
Thanks to all of the hosts including the fun stakesCongrats to our new small queen
KWAB HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2905356VILLAIN
>>2905139THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE topples the Emperor!One more fun race for the road.284204702842047028420470
My sides are fucking obliterated
I didn't give myself enough time to make a better Rickey and got completely punished for it. What a poetic way to lose.
>>2905323LONG LIVE THE QUEENDER/V/ DANCHOUPLAY APE ESCAPE 3
YOU NIGGERS COULD'VE PREVENTED THIS IF YOU FAGGOTS ARRESTED EPSATONO
Finebros... Rain or Shine, we're Fine... Right?
MANDATORY JIGGIE PARTICIPATION FOR EVERYONE!
Open League victory <3
Raise your hips, Flower needs her throne
>BACK TO BACK PEDOPHILESAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>late start twice in a row and get dumpstereddang it
>>2905329I'm planning on it, gonna take some time. I had a throwaway Youtube I was using for some of the triple crown stuff but I'm lazy, I can either put it there or on Catbox.
>>2905372I'm shooketh... I feel like throwing up
SHE DOESN'T EVEN FIT IN THE THRONE GET HER OUT OF OFFICE
>>2905368I bet there is a Chinese Chengyu for this scenario.
THREAD THEMEhttps://youtu.be/yw_LlM6s5aI
>>2905152>>2905181>>2905231>Three separate Seiuns job second placeWe wanted it, but it was not fated to be.
>>2905382She is somehow more competent than all of her predecessors
>>2905382DOES SHE EVEN KNOW WHAT TAXES ARE?
>>2905379>throwaway Youtube I was using for some of the triple crown stuffI remember that yeah, that would be great. Keep the flame going you know talk to dancho in case he might have some races saved
>>2905382THE CROWN IS TOO BIG
THIS WAS A STING OPERATION, ALL YOU FAGGOTS ARE GOING TO JAIL
>>2905348on february 19th, 2026 curren got anally devastated by not one but TWO falcons in the head to head decider race. curren only managed to secure a meager third place in a race with only 2 viable umas. SAD!
>oshi locks the fuck in for my sign's finalsI'm crying... and its not because of cunny
Was this CM the last chance for fronts to shine?I looked at the preliminary data for CM 19 and it's looking bleak.
>>2905382>No experience at all>Not even of ageWHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING
>>2905394Oissu!
CUNNY THREADCUNNY GAMECUNNY DOMINATION
MY HEROES
>Only missed ONE room which of course ended up being the deciding tiebreaker>Placed badly almost every time aside from getting 4th onceMaybe some day I'll be good enough to actually compete...Anyways, good races. Long live the new queen. Glad it's not another Oguri reign
>>2905384REAL THREAD THEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8B_a0ZHNj8
It's been a while since we had a rainy stakes. Come wash your tears away.721953217219532172195321One uma, CM conditions except awful moods, rain, and heavy ground.
Winning CM never gets old. It still feels so fucking good even after 6
>>2905393Copeillegitimate non-stakes races don't count
>>2905382She fits my throne if you catch my drift.
Now that I've heard my wife sing Ms Victoria, do you think cygames could gift me the song I never claimed if I send a support ticket?
>>2905382she's a small gal
>>2905406hosted by der/v/ danchou himself, you lost and got raped
>>290536511/18
>>2905372Come back on Friday for FineMo Fridays.I'm gonna start with Hanshin 2000m to match her maiden race.
ITT: We write a letter of appreciation to our newly elected queen of /v/ma, Nishino Flower one word at a time DEAR
>>2905374Grats Princessbro
>>2905392https://youtu.be/DqQ2QSlpDWo?t=13
>>2905413CUNNY
>>2905413PESKY
>>2905413CUMRAG
>>2905374Fug I meant to get everyone in the shot
>>2905413BUDDING
>>2905385>queen going into the second worst cm of all timeshe's been set up for failure, this throne is a trap
>>2905413DER/V/
>>2905401got plats with Rudy and Taishin now, got some good oshi wins, hopefully some more Rudy wins or Shakur or Tama
>>2905413KILOBYTE
>one of the hosts used Hanshin Juvenile Fillies as the race baseNOOOOOOTICING
>>2905413MICROSCOPIC
>>2905413SEED
>>2905413TINY
>>2905413FILLY
>>2905413NIGGER
Don't make this weird, guys
>>290540411/18
>>2905415I'm a Scarletfag but thanks. Love my Princess too.
>>2905385>>2905422Flower won, she would be fine with this result
>>290536512/18, starting in 4 minutes
>>2905413UUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>2905413TOUCHABLE
>>2905385YUP YUP, overtaking Seiun, who had the raw power of angling and scheming, is no easy feat. Congrats to all the room winners.
>>2905413HOPE
is this the age of fillies?
>>2905437She started it.
>my Sweepy that is 8th favorite won This truly is the CUNNY CM
>>2903990>>2903993Sorry for the late reply. I was asleep at the time.
>>2905393Curren is a nice girl, she had already gotten the crown, nothing wrong with letting Falco get a consolation prize.
>>2905385seiun's wife won tho, she'll be satisfied
>>2905437Oh?
>>2905439Are you the same Scarletfag that runs her ever CM?
I don't know anything about Flower other than she kept raping me in MANT and the rumors about what they did to her in der/v/imian grove. Can i get a basic rundown of what she is about?
Ugly bastards, WON.What a fun edition bros.
>>2905437
>>2905413IMPREGNATE
>>290540414/18, starting in 3 minutes.
>>2905455Yes I'm that fag
>>2905456She is a PRE-SCHOOLER. You neighas elected a fucking PRESCHOOLER
>>2905456she goes through a growth spurt in her careershe makes anons straightaway spurtthat's about all you need to know
>>2905452Falkeks will NEVER recover from this.
>>2905463>You neighas elected a fucking PRESCHOOLERYes!!!!! Only the most qualified!
>>2905462Why are you doing the Open?
Would it make sense to unretire this uma for Cm19?
>>2905463>You neighas elected a fucking PRESCHOOLERWHAT OF IT
Crazy seal clubbing in a 12k lobby
>>2905470Yeppers. It looks goodish
Whew lad my heroes for plat #3.
What's the heal setup for the xogger next CM?
>>2905456Mayano but nurturing. Child genius, wants to grow up quickly so she can be taken seriously, trains in secret so she can dedicate more of her wins to (You) and doesn't tell you about her growing pains.
>>2905475If that is the case, I finished my Cm19 lineup...
My sides hurt too much from laughing. Alright, ive never drawn lolis but I guess its time to learn!GIMME IDEAS (Non-lewd)
We need to have a serious talk about der/v/ now. Why are they allowed to do what they do?
>>2905464>she goes through a growth spurt in her careerwhere are the nishino tits
>>2905480>Alright, ive never drawn lolis but I guess its time to learn!BOURBON GET DOWN
>>2905463She's a genius, I'm sure she'll do fine
>>2905470U=ma2 can brick you but if it doesn't go off immediately you still get some accel, should be ok as a lazy option.
>>2905480Trainer having a melty about some thread specific bullshit and Flower patting his head
>>2905480Draw her TINY
>>2905449HER RIBBON IS ON THE WRONG EAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2905480Flower making you breakfast
>>2905449we need a slopper to gen a gallery of nishino succubus porn
>>2905480Draw her trading club points.
>>2905468I hate Big Concert too much to play it. I'll be back in Graded when we get a good scenario or if Unity is viable for long or something. Graded CMs trending towards 100% Oguri usage has been draining too. It's not fun.
>>2905463I had sex with her too
>>2905480Draw her in a Tracen swimsuit
>>2905480>non-lewdHow about a lewd facial expression as she tells you she wants "all of (You)"?
>>2905480>>2905382Like this guy said her sitting in an oversized throne wearing robes and a crown that are way too big for her
>>2905485>U=ma2 can brick youfor xoguri herself U=ma2 actually is still fine
>>2905480Flower wearing Pasa's mantle and mask, maybe even doing some wrestling stuff.
>>2905481Der/v/ broken
>>2905480Nishino using trainer as a throne
>>2905492rakesh...
>>2905480Draw seiun sky celebrating her win, but she didn't notice nishino crossed first because she was too tiny
>>2905456child prodigy who likes gardeningcareer is mostly about her dealing with being an actual child with a rookie trainer, has some fun interactions with bakushin
>>2905463boomer tyranny is OVER
>>2905365WHAT A FINISH! Machan had a sizable lead, but Sweepy said "YADA" and magically teleported ahead!Thanks for joining!
>>2905480>(Non-lewd)...
How raped are fronts for CM19? Should I run a rabbit or 2 fronts + a backliner or just a debuffer?
>>2905480Draw her controlling an ugly bastard with el condor papa's mask by grabbing his hair, like remi from ratatouille.
SHUT THE FUCK UP GOLD SH->request from *clubmate*No............
>>2905404The hog hadn't eaten enough so she drank our tears, thanks for the race lads.
>>2905480Nishino with a crown being looked at through a magnifying glass
>>2905493I'm expecting a heavy crackdown on CP distribution during her reign
>>2905512I'm bringing 2 stam debuffers, they are fucked but please do bring them.
>>2905509>jobbed a stakes room>jobbed a fun stakesAt least she didn't job finals but damn girl
>>2905480Flower upturning furniture while Rickey weeps in the background
>>2905485No it doesn't. In fact, it produces more speed carryover than End Xoguri does.
>accurate representation of my CM finals
Our Q/v/een.
>>2905507The trainer pisses me off so much. He's a disgrace as an adult and an educator.
>>2905382>>2905480This but Nishino
>>2905513Imagine showing this image to someone who only has a passing familiarity with uma musume
>depressed because i had the worst loss in a long while where all three of my heroes completely choked and didn't proc anything>stakes and subsequent shitposting completely made up for itNever change, broes.
>>2905480This but Flower carrying all previous stakes winners
>>2905500>>2905525Oh damn I underestimated just how fucking long that ult lasts, my bad.
>>2905529I LIKE THIS alright, ill do it and a couple more.LONG LIVE THIS TINY FUCK
>>2905532ThisFinals sucks, but stakes was soul-uplifting kino. Take it easy
>>2905512From my experience in public rooms they just help paces activate Nimble.
This screenshot from months ago suddenly becomes infinitely more relevant again
Man I never get tired of this shit, fantastic edition bros. That was hype and funny as fuck
>>2905526https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcomwJRWBSs
>>2905528he is trying his best, don't be rude
>>2905538Seiun losing by a nose every single time to different umas was the funniest shit ever
>>2905539Same. Though I am a bit sad I didn't get to to join any....must train speed
>there are still "people" posting in the other thread
>>2905542SORRY SLEEPY SEIUN, THAT'S NOT GONNA CUT IT
>>2905532I still have depression.
>>2905537oh well, guess Im running my wife Seiun and 2 paces!
>>2905540this is framed in the /v/ma dining hall
My day is fuckin fantastic now.Anyway, tell me bros. Any clubs open up?
>>2905553Post your ID man, I'll save it and make sure you don't go homeless. I'm back to doing the club updates
>>2905553Yeppers
>>2905553/v/agabond still has space
>>2905532>>2905546Same, each loss feels worse than the last, I can't see the positive anymore. I can only think in how now I need to loop again, farm parents again, make aces again for a CM I will lose again. I think I no longer enjoy this game. And I never liked reading the stories either I haven't read one since 2025
>>2905395Fronts should be back for CM20 (Ball Seiun//Base Seiun inherit/Kitasan uniques all work) and CM21 (Machan superiority).
Could’ve podiumed if Shichi didn’t sleep through the race. Double debuffnigger got his well deserved third place. Somehow his Tachyon was the favourite.https://files.catbox.moe/yn543a.jpeg
Im sorry falco....One day, I will make you win.
>>2905451There's a spreadsheet from loopa group for thishttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNE/editas well as a website by rae grouphttps://fujikiseki.xyz/training-data/insightsmy personal input is to basically build a mant deck + light hello. With your cards, something like>stinko>biko>marvy power>flower power>tachyon wit>light hello MLB borrowand run on stamina modeyou want to buy skills by volume. buy every green, buy every gold, buy cheap skills
has this been one of the best stakes threads?
>>2905565Not in the top 3 but goddamn was it fun, way more chaotic than usual I feel
>>2905008I didn't rig the stakes for this to happen, I mean they ARE rigged, just not for this exact outcome...what a stakes this was! after this there's no debate that Mile is the best distance by far, at least for 18-uma races. Bo3 format proved its worth with a thrilling yet not overly long tie, hopefully next stakes is just as exciting (it won't be) We already talked about format changes and stakes ruling on the previous thread so there's nothing to add now, but feedback is always welcome and will be taken into account! As for the banner, it was a challenge I wanted to take and it turned out alright, pretty sure you guys don't even know what it's referencing, but I really wanted to monsterfag at least once. Funnily enough the quintuple frills weren't even the hardest part, and Flower doesn't have nearly as many complicated patterns as Rickey, so she should be much easier to drawfag, it's a relief I don't have to draw Finemo's wedding dress... yet. As usual, any feedback regarding any aspect of the stakes is appreciated. Thanks for making this as fun as it is, hopefully you enjoyed it as much as I did, see you in the next one :]
>>2905566Whats the top 3?
>>2905570>Cancer1 (Grass)>Arima (Seiun)>Cancer2 (Bourbon)
>>2905568>We already talked about format changes and stakes ruling on the previous threadQrd? I scroll the thread once or twice a month because 90% of the time I open the thread I see nothing, but metaposting and complaining
>>2905470If you're that lazy. Descent for cm19 is amazing though.
>>2905566>way more chaotic than usual I feeThat's mileKINO for ya
>>2905568Good shit man, had a fuckton of fun. Gonna go sleep it off and snooze then.Long live Flower
>>2905532This is why I love Mile CMs. It's where we get the most fun of stakes, and mostly fun shitposting without any complaints.
>>2905568Thank you for hosting, dancho!
508423245084232450842324I need to test my new lineup.Please join.
>>2905568Good job on the banner thanks to all hosts for hostan
>>2905568Had a lot of fun man, thank you for the rooms!
>>2905568I think you could add a space in the middle of the room code to make the first room not as much of a stampede, small change that could work since it throws the usual people off. Consider it
>>2905576>90% of the time I open the thread I see nothing, but metaposting and complainingAw man you've been missing out its back to being fun I recommend reading the shit up to zephyr's release.
>Have to train m*dium in GL again
And now for the winning live!
>>2905576You've missed out on a ton of great threads, you should genuinely stop doing that
>>2905583Need to add an attention grabbing image508423245084232450842324
>>2905586I'm the second host, I added the space because I usually play on the phone and it makes it easier to read. I didn't really think about the implications of copy pasting.
>>2905559I won graded group B with an SS grass and didn't feel anything at all. I never won group A ever mind you but I doubt I'd feel anything in that case either.I even watched the winning concert for the first time and realized I didn't like the song.Maybe I'm brokenbroken enough that I can only find joy from funposting about the game here instead of playing it
>>2905592yea, yesterday's threads were amazing
>>2905561Recoveries pump the rating system
>>2905593Why is literally me getting a lap pillow from an elementary schooler and why is this so real
>>2905597All thanks to me! and some of you other guys I guess
>>2905576>Qrd? Potential rule changes include a first to 3 clause if an uma is too dominant and wins both rooms immediately to prevent a flat ending and maybe a Gentleman's Agreement to only join one room per round (so not both lobbies at once) just suggestions.>90% of the time I open the thread I see nothing, but metaposting and complainingThankfully that era is mostly over. The Rickey era turned out fantastic.
>>2905480Flower just standing upright inside of a crown that is resting on the floor around her
>>2905568>We already talked about format changes and stakes ruling on the previous thread so there's nothing to add nowI wasn't here previous thread but what was the conclusion from it? I think mileKINOs are fine with the same format, but I'm not so sure on other distance stakes.
>>2905598secret festa tech
>>2905568Thank you for hosting as always, it was great. And it's good that you point out the stakes banner because I didn't even get a chance to look at it until now with how hard it is to join.>>2905053Thank you second host as well.
It is time for the winning live, the former queen and the runner up (also a former queen!) Will now accompany the newly elected monarch!
Oh shit, no more 3rd place for me. Gracias senor El Grande Umaricano.
>>2905568thanks for all the hostani laughed at the falco bowling ball on the stakes banner
>>2905611>Will now accompany the newly elected monarch!>MonarchIT SHOULD'VE BEEN TEIO
>>2905583Okay I kinda like my lineup.Taishin can compete.Pace Xoguri uncontested is good.And I get to run a single debuffer.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=-XQZvR6dTT9RTX5O-ubaeO24Lucky pace Xoguri won without firing off Festive
I have casino fatigue
>>2905606No rule changes for now as the formula hasn't needed an update lately, but. Just in case of a two room win, MAYBE the three win clause will apply
>Festa's unique epithet needs you to succeed a training with 30+% chance of failureKino
>>2905535Previous queens looking confused at an empty throne, one holds a magnifying glass to it and squintsSecond frame is the microscopic zoomed in tiny Nishino in a regal outfit looking proud
>>2905620She's gonna suck so bad, I love her already
>>2905620Could be worse
>>2905621The outfit should also still be too big for her with extra long sleeves, a trailing cape, and the crown dangling from her head
>>2905619Maybe a poll would be nice when a dominating uma wins twice. We can choose if we accept the result or delay the inevitable.
>>2905628I can try to do that, that sounds fun to draw
>>2905629>implying we are a democracy
>>2905606basically>Bo3 format has worked perfectly for over a year>changing it to Bo5, aka first to 3 wins, could end up making the stakes worse long-term>if someone wins 2 in a row, it is what it is, horseracing is like that sometimes
>>2905634But the stakes are a democratic process
Uploaded some of the official races on Youtube. You can watch me humiliate myself in these races. I'll upload the rest if I get them too at some point. Anyways enjoy your new queen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4siCvMwMTwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9eDUfrzZTghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSqNJvvnJo4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SROypVhM6TQ
>>2905617How does debuffxogslop sound? Maybe that's the consistency you crave!
>>2905638No they're not. They're a trial of blood.
I think our new queen needs some help
>>2905638>
>>2905639>Anyways enjoy your new queen.I will
>>2905602I see, that's the best logical conclusion
>>2905643LMAOPeak MSPaint kino
>>2905643SMALLER!
>>2905637Yeah there is no "too quick" in horse racing. The Haruten lasts like 3 minutes.
>>2905643
I'm a pedantic autist so I need to point out that "best of 3" and "first to 2" are not the same formats unless the setting is a 1v1. The current Stakes format is "first to 2", not "best of 3" (though I understand that simply writing "bo3" is faster and most everyone seems to understand what is meant anyway).
>/v/ma traded THIS for a fetus
If I had a Nishino Flower I’d be too busy having sex with her to train her for victory.
>>2905643THE RAMP SOMEONE GET THE RAMP
>>2905653YUUUUUUUUUUUUP! Glad you agree.
>>2905643Is this how it's supposed to look like?
>>2905643Cute BEEshino.>>2905653Did I miss this or is it new? Either way, I might "use" that later. Thank you based drawfag.
>>2905653Yes!
>>2905643Jenkins, prepare the royal elevator
>>2905653I just don't want to be chinese
It's time for the post-Stakes Jiggie!https://jiggie.fun/D0y2Hv
>thread always gets mad at unrealistically huge cow titsYou know we were always secretly a bit cunnypilled
>>2905660go to bed homie
>>2905667This is not gonna be PROMOTION worthy if I open it then right?
>>2905666(number of the gweilo)>I just don't want to be chinese
What does winning a 7k lobby mean again?
>>2905675You no longer have power here.
>>2905676Mickey mouse cup
>>2905676Mild rigging (rigging for white people)
>>2905676Current theory is>Higher lobby>Higher ELO
>>2905660>4amWhere the fuck do you live?
>>2905676NLGFV
>>2905670All coomer shit irregardlessly of type belongs on the other board.
>>2905683>Afghanistan timeLel
That was so fun man, 2 am. Time to sleep.Here, gotchu an image for next OP. Congrats to Nishino flower.
I need to test a comp, might replace the pace/late for and onige/paceTO ME MY RIVALS410055484100554841005548
>>2905640that's every cm now thanks to gold ship
>>2905686Not Afganistan, but close, aim higher and bigger
>>2905695India?
>>2905695Russia?
>>2905697I said higher
>>2905681So tanking your win rate is good? Can I switch out my aces for jobbers, so I get matched with shitters in the finals?
>>2905695Russia or Kazakhstan then. Kinda based ngl
>>2905695Do you hate women so much it's unreal?
>Oguri's actress doesn't say the S on Ms. and just sings Mi Victoria Lmao
>>2905695Poccия ...
Man it feels good to end a losing streak.
>>2905700According to the "theory", tanking your winrate will match you with stronger trainers in finals
I was in such a weak lobby but she late started so she was behind the other lates from the get go and then she just inexplicably didn't get off Lightning Surge despite being right in another Uma's ass at the last spurt start
>>2905708Holy shit that was close as hell.
>>2905690Reheated aces are not looking good right now187222291872222918722229
>>2905708That's my boy!
>>2905708Of course only a true end closer can take down the imitation
>>2905708fuck that really came down to the wire
>>2905564Okay, thank you for the advice
>>2905713I see some potential419650614196506141965061
HIBIKI WATARE GAIKA YO
DOKO MA DEMO
>>2905723A Fine win638954836389548363895483
>>2905726>Oguri with the clutchLel
>>2905726>>2905729Oguri game. She's truly the best.
>>2905712>>2905721She took it by a head. I bet Oguri's trainer wishes he brought double doms lol
The tradition of the stakes is sick as fuck man.What happens now that nishino won?
>>2905737What do you mean, now we just enjoy shitposting and blaming her for everything until the next CM.
>>2905737We'll blame her for anything bad and give her credit for anything good and maybe some drawfags will make more pictures of her.
I love miles so fuckin much lads.
So I am done with my CM19 lineup with my reheated ace and debuffer from 17. Now what?
>>2905731Solo clanker gaps the competition218710382187103821871038
>>2905737Now we just shitpost about her and drawfags make art.
>>2905737We prep for the next queen.
>>2905708My win was so lame I don't even think it's worth sharing
>>2905737I wonder if I should apologize for doing that MS Paint microbikini picture since I actually won plat and now she's queen.
>>2905743Take a nap, highroll, loopa, do >fun runs, etc
TICK TOCK
>>2905750DEBUFF DEBUFF OGURI GG NO RE
>>2905750>Already used 80 TP refills and didn't get a single stam/medium parentNot looking good
>>2905747Unless it's xogger + double dom then it's fine nigga if you crushed some noobs by 5L that's good too
>>2905749Good point. I need to do a front runner run to sacc for tokens.
Give me your tiniest nishino for next thread
HIRAKARETA MIRAI WA MO(konote eto)
End Maya gave me plat /v/ma won
>>2905758That thing won? If Open League cringe, if graded based, I would be SEETHING
>>2905747>Have a very cool looking looking close final race>The other two trainers' overall winrates *combined* barely matched mineit looked nice, the context made it lame
>>2905757Mine is so tiny it cannot be posted
>>2905758The fuck is this?
>>2905762Hey at least you didn't lose to an uma with 5 wins total in the CM. Huh.
>>2905744Ogurin, switching up the comp689496686894966868949668
>>2905762My 2 rivals had the same winrate as me. I had slightly better secondary aces but all our mvp's were equally dangerous and had almost the same winrate, it was pretty kino
I had the bad idea of drawing my plat winner team as practice and now I want to glue myself beceause of all of the details in the racewear
>>2905766Oh that was me two CMs ago..And Capricorn however CMs that was agoI have bad luck with sprints..
>>2905771Put her in a bikini niggaUmamusume, they were born to strip
>>2905764How to build for open league :^)
>>2905768Ayabe takes it, looking rough for fronts not called Mihono Bourbon349598703495987034959870
>>2905757.
>>2905778Dejitan actually wins it lmao, close one though.
Make a new thread please so I can post images.
>>2905781When she dropped back to 4th overtaken by Ayabe I was like "wha? how?" but this Digi is a beast. She clawed it back.
>>2905778Oguri again246594442465944424659444
>>2905784>>2905784>>2905784Here you go lads, first time baking. Hope I didn't mess anything up
>>2905737I usually masturbate to the queen at least once as a tribute, but that's just me. Some other people here just make funny drawings.
>>2905783Claw forward, even.
>>2905786Dude I was baking already with the updated format
>>2905755Nah>For the whole CM, Ogurin was bullied by Bad Mood which is a classic for me at this point>Tachyon did great, Taiki did great>Finals>2 front 6 pace 1 debuffer>Great start>Tachyon fails every single skill activation, losing her position>Oguri is Ogurihttps://litter.catbox.moe/8ytlhuu8bs21148u.webm
>>2905784>>2905784>>2905784Real thread.
>>2904665>>2904665>>2904665My bad, this one is the actual real thread. Ignore the other one.
