>Scorpio CupRace Conditions: 2200 m, Medium, Turf, Kyoto, Right, Firm, Autumn, Sunny, Registration begins September 15th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (September)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1788228201225.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious: >>2915791
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>>2918064Nice race. I've met 4x debuff lobbies in pubs. It's going to be rough.
>>2918076Front and pace stam requirement will be insane since you can just grab siphon from cafe and it's hardly clashes with siphon more than often happen before 564 window.Grim.
Windy!
Anyone else rolling in the double gremlin banner? I want Inari but I also like Tamamo and pace Tama sounds fun.
>>2918078You've reminded me I need to build Cafe for that CM for maximum stamina punishment. Cafe+stamina debuffer+some end closer, maybe Tamamo?
>>2918084Inari would be good for loopa but I can't afford to commit
IT'S
>>2918086Oh yeah forgot Inari is coming. >>2918084 so the team will be Cafe+Inari+third ace or stamina debuffer.
>>2918084I can't. Getting 5 copies of Tachyon already took 3 pity worth of carats, and Ramonu is coming in like 3 months. I need to save up.
>>2918084will daily pull, but i'm saving for creek/cb, but according to >>2918000, i should start moving my furniture
>>2918084How is a front supposed to maintain a lead against a pace chaser with boosted Gold Ship unique? That's just absurd.
So... if you really, REALLY wanted to, would the star system translate into how easy it was to recruit that trainee? Or would it be something else?An isekai hero with a team of nothing but 1 stars would be funny, but some of them are genuinely good umamusume.Also, fuck, a Tokino story I was observing ended up with a deleted account...
>>2918104Won't this just trigger before position keep ends and fuck her over with PDM?
>>2918084They can have a tenner.
Bros... I think i like boys now...
>>2918109Anon, speed skills break PDM, that's the whole point with uma stan in early race. That's a 6 second unique, 12+ seconds in medium races. Add in her having multiple mid-race golds and it's perfectly plausible she will bypass fronts before late race starts.
>>2918104This is bad because it's mid-race. Much like Halloween Digitan's.It CAN be good if you can time your mid-race to be just before late-race
>>2918084Maybe a tenner, already had to pass on Machan
How do the Tama and Inari alts compare to base versions? Other than sexo, should i consider them?
>>2918114Don't complain when it triggers in the first couple seconds of midleg, runs out and she gets PDM'd into oblivion just as poskeep is about to end
>>2918088beenone week since you looked at me
>>2918112Many are saying this!
>>2918121Festival Tama is a pace chaser menace with incredibly strong mid-race so she exists to punish fronts and steal angling from them. Mostly a medium race specialist, needs to find her accel options from inherits/cards.Festival Inari a long end closer specialist, honestly the strongest long end until CB comes around. Encroaching Shadow and stronger final straight unique than potential uma.
>>2918132>pace tamaNANI?!Anyway, sounds strong. Not enough to /consider/ them, but ill be glad if they spook me
It's such a fucking demoralising feeling to not even be at the end of junior year and already know this is a shit run. A borrow and 30TP down the drain for fucking nothing.
>>2918121IIRC they're both good but Tama is better, Inari is ok but we're getting CB eventually and she doesn't move the needle enough to be a must pull, you mainly want Inari for your loopa rotations anyway, so if you don't have her shes a good investment for that.Tama is really good on mediums only but is tough to build, hesitant to invest because of the demon of greed still running rampant on medium CMsSolid banner overall, doubly so if you like the shorties
>>2918142I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE
>>2918143Relax, /v/mapyoian, Its called der/v/ humor
Sped chudOG Tama Who should be my last arima kino runner? pace Oguri?
>>2918149Urara
>>2918149it should be creek tama oguri
>>2918153No. I don't have the sparks.
>>2918149You should always run your oshis in Arima.
>>2918157I been running my oshi for the past few CMs. I wanna give other umas a chance.
>>2918157Last time I did I got 3rd against 2 XOguris
>>2918149Daiwa
Seriously, I'm randomly losing rainbows after 45TE, what's the counterplay here? It's been happening for a week straight now. I'm playing the game perfectly but the rainbows are just gone. 45 Friendship, +25 specialty priority, all my cards have more than 50. What the fuck
>>2918165Go to your local shrine.Ask them to cleanse your bad luck.
>>2918149Paces not named Brian (Blaze) are bad, the meta options are going to be any backliner who has a gold recovery in their kit so they don't have to run Jordan/Shakur since your stam card is spoken for in Kris S. Ends are better then Lates since the late race starts on a straight so spurt works, and then Fronts will be back again with Kita + Ballroom Seiun uniques giving them an actual win condition vs Angling alone
Any rooms
>>2918173You can host them
>>2918172since C3 is so close to the start of the late race, is Kita + Ballroom Seiun + OG Seiun inherit a thing for fronts
>>2918173i would host them if i had even 1 ace
>>2918157Mutants are not viable at this point in the meta.
Yep yep yep, that's another low roll in the bank.
>>2918175no u
Room633663906336639063366390
Since when did the Head of Public Morals become the Head of Public Morale?
>>2918176Diminishing returns on accels says that it's probably a decent pickup if you get it as inspo, but not a brick if you're lacking it. It's about 1.5L according to the calculator vs just Cheer and Break alone, which is good value when an equivalent SP worth of generic skills is about .5 to .8L, and a good late race velocity inherit like Biwa's is about 1L
I think JP related posts/news should stay in the designated JP thread
>>29181926/9
>>2918200This isn't /vg/
>>2918197She can give me head alright
>>2918172Is sped chud commander meta for the track?
>>2918203bwo...
Thanks game, I appreciate it. Might just make a XOgger with how much this CM is trying to fuck me in the ass with bad luck.
>>2918203They're fine if they're important or latest news or scenario-relates posts, but if they're just posts like new legend races that we absolutely don't have any use for. Then kindly fuck off.
>>2918192Like a broken record. Thanks for joining.
>>2918224Morale at all time lows
>>2918224So this results made me curious, and I went ahead and check on all the Oguris.Only realized they ALL have speed bonuses. If this isn't just blatant favoritism then I don't know what isn't.
>>2918230Speed bonuses?
>>2918220Here we go again
>>2918232The % for horses' growths.Base Oguri : 20% SpeedXOguri : 15% SpeedCinGray Oguri : 8% Speed
>>2918239Face
Fucking game does nothing but sabotage me
>>2918197>If you lead the people by means of laws and keep order among them by means of punishments, they will merely try to avoid the penalty but will have no sense of shame. If you lead them by virtue and keep order among them by ritual, they will have a sense of shame and correct themselves.
>>2918208Her unique is strong, but no gold recovery and you'd probably want to mutate her from end C. She does have Long skills which almost no one has, so she's very usable and if you see one in the CM, I'd be worried since Shakur isn't a terrible card if you're willing to deal with the agemasen on the gold.
>>2918230People think it's a Goldshi game, but it's Oguri game. Pay no attention to the Suzuka and Taiki fag on the dev teams that show them even more favoritism though
>even the characters that are supposedly most for (you) just give a brief gender neutral show of appreciation on valentine's and that's it>everything is left ambiguous so anyone can headcanon anything they want>there will never be any real satisfying romance in this gameWhat's the point?
jiggies?
jongies?
>>2918263Palmer is really into (you) thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arN6zkKd3wQ
>>2918263>even if you set your gender to male, trannylators will force their bullshit down your throat
>retard who barely gets SS in GL replies to /vg/ baitNot surprised t b h.
>>2918263>>2918268Trannylators want to erase as much romantic undertones as they can. Cafe gets asked if she's on a Christmas Date with you in her career which gets trannylated to some shit about going to a feast.
https://youtu.be/IrQRGRHeXm4Just learned there was actually an original non-engrish version of this song made for a Pocari Sweat ad. Just thought I'd share.
>>2918267And I'm really into Palmer who is my wife.
>>2918280Only mares deserve to get sexy time
>>2918280Her and her friend still rape you ij the hot springs event
>>2918267FUCKKKK I LOVE MEJIRO PALMER
>>2918284Yeah
>Bourbon can't even call you masterWill they let Fenomeno call you boss?
>>2918288of course not, boss means you're on a position of power over her, you can't have that in america
>>2918220It's one post. No one is gonna make a separate thread for JP just because YOU don't want to see it.
>>2918282The engrish version sounds better ngl
>>2918259People have been able to make perfectly good aces slotting in the stamina into their deck.
>>2918298That's nice, but Kris S doesn't come with a gold recovery so you need to source it from somewhere else which is almost certainly going to be Shakur Speed welfare, which isn't a bad card but isn't nearly as good as Sweepy/Kita/Tachyon
>>2918300>running kris s for gold and shakur for recoverywhat are you doing retard
>>2918294Good lord Ayabe could hear a flea fart with those ears.
>>2918300Only for late, if you mutate her to end it is fine. And she only needs c to a.
>>2918286Yeah I love 5 gum too
What's a good and difficult turnbased JRPG for me to play
>>2918319etrian odyssey
>>2918319Metal Saga
Drinking is very bad gents
Pretty sure lose yourself will be better than spurt.The activation window seems really short and if you whiff it, it's propably over.
>>2918319Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
>>2918330Spurt is not a random activation
Which one is the bad influence on the other? I feel like it would be Helios
a year into the game, fourth-rates still don't know how certain accels work
>>2918334Helios is a good girl she dindu nuffin.
I like Daitaku Helios, I care not for Zoomtaku Helios.
>>2918337I will never understand which accels work in each track and /v/ma will always help me because they are the best
It's Otaku Helios for me
Thanks Oguri....for edging my Rickey....
>>2918348I just copy shit off haku lmao
They need to make more zumas.
>>2918333But you can still fail the wit check.I tried running a bunch of my end closers on Arima a few times and only 2-3 out of 6-7 actually triggered spurt.If it was consistent, wouldn't the number of spurt triggers be higher?They also had at least 1k wit.
>>2918354Same here, though I will say just xcopy-ing other peoples builds on haku has helped me understand the game better
>>2918267Which Toreinas actually have personalities in their uma's route that aren't just nice guy doing his job?
>>2918356You're probably failing the stamcheck. Spurt will only proc if you have enough stam to finish the race, checked by the is_lastspurt==1 flag.
>>2918363Machan torena 100%Cant say for certain, but i also thought that Inari's, ines', Muteki's, and kind of Shichi's torenas went out of their way to help them in running, one way or the other
>>2918364Huh, never even noticed the skill has that check. Pretty silly that stamina debuffers can deny the whole accel from triggering.
>>2918363Most of them?
I'm a little confused with how auto career stat gain works while doing loopafor some reason if i run less races i get lower overall rank? Like there's a curve or somethingIf i run Pasa or Digitan i can get reliable SS with a certain deck and every dirt/mile/medium, but if i run someone like Rudolf and do only medium/long and dirt mediums, or ran Bono that one time for mission rewards, i get S+ regularly. Not even a low roll it seems to be middle S+But i necessarily had to run less races with Rudolf and Bono than i did for Pasa and Digitan. Even if they suffer no negative situations or even lose the C Mile / C Dirt gambas they roll low.What gives? The only time Pasa/Digitan start tanking is if the multiple races take their toll and they get skin outbreaks maybeShould i be inserting G2s and G3s for the *rank increase* even though they dont do anything for compatibility?
>>2918370>Machan torena 100%That dude is fucking nuts
>>2918371It's already over if they can't run at full speed anyway.
>>2918370>Machan torena 100%I totally agree. Machan's career is the first career that I felt like that the trainer actually has his own personality and things going on with him, and not just the usual yes-man. Heck, Machan's career is both trainer and her story. Not the usual trainee-focused only.
>>2918376Probably your deck favor their growth instead. Pasa and Digitan has speed bonus while rudolf and bono are speedlet.
>>2918364That's propably why, but I would have to test it again just to be sure.But lose yourself isn't random either, offers 0.4 and lates also get to use OYL/ slick surge as a second accel.I'd say lates are still going to be stronger.
>>2918390i shifted to 3 speedI got Rudolf to 1100 speed that way like Pasa usually turns out and then she still hit middle S+
>>2918376Uma rank is also quite impactful. 5 star umas will usually easily SS it. You are using speed fuku for the stats?
>>2918395Rudy is at 4 like Digitan is, but Pasa is at 5I borrowed Fuku for both Pasa and Rudolf though running Throne for Pasa seemed to be even more reliable and Rudolf can't run that
>>2918337This is why people don't ask for help
>>2918394I don't even need 2 to reach 1.1k speed on speed privileged umas clanker...Playing to your umas strength is necessary sometimes. If you aren't starving for slot to find event chain that won't ever finish. I advice to slot guts card, since guts cover 3 stats to help you on rating bloat. I use ayabe for RB case, but urara is good too.
>>2918398Some clankers are just built different
>>2918165Holy hell another Medium S run ruined by rainbowless senior. And I have to do for TWO aces because I'm retarded and refused to play double dom. Fuck me I'm not gonna have any time or resources to loop for long CM
>>2918413It's just so painful when 3 speed yield less than three double speed rainbows the whole run.
fuck this is so incredibly depressing, I prepared all these parents in advance and I can't do shit because there are zero senior rainbows for a week straightshouldve just fucking listened and played some dubm shi tlike oghur i + 2 debuffers holy fuck
>>2918413>>2918417DO YOU LOVE THE SCENARIO YOU LIVE IN?
>>2918417Are you building a front or what? I feel like you should loop even more if it's a front and try to add with all my sovl to the loopa. Pacechud can't really move since >we are waiting for oguri. It's essentially only left you with xogger option instead.
>>2918419No scenario can fix this unless they quadruple rainbow and inspiration chances
>>2918422It's worse in GL because of +45/50% friendship bonus during the senior year. If it was Unity then whatever who cares, but getting even two, or three bad turns on GL Senior/URA Finale is death sentence.
>>2918425At least GL gives you like +25 spec. Prio (button that does nothing)
>>2918427If special priority actually did something it should be almost impossible to go even a turn without at least one of Kitasan and Tachyon on speed when you have +35. Kitasan is already at +100 there is just no excuse.
>>2918442Spec. Prio should be a percentage, when it goes above 100 rainbows can "crit" and give you even more stats
>>2918445>making even more RNGSTOP
>>2918445Ramen scenario basically forces at least one rainbow for whatever stat type is affected by the ramen you cook on a turn. It's quite nice.
>>2918445I'd rather have the extra spec prio to bleed over to other cards
>>2918442You don't understand how small the chances involved actually are. MLB Kita has like 32% chance to show up on speed.
>>2918449Actually I agree, this >>2918455 is better
>>2918319dragon quest 2: NES version
>>2918461And I have so many runs where she doesn't even hit that. It's a gaslight stat.
Taru soon
The lobby is so empty now...
>>2918474holy sex
>>2918474Where nose?
>>2918490book case of dirtoid syphilis
My club demoted
>>2918490I stole it
>>2918495not looking good for /v/ma!
>>2918495Sometimes i look at my clubmates that do like 9-10 mil a day and think, why the heck do you do this bro
>>2918490I ate it
>>2918519>9-10 mil a dayBurning carrot juice when there isn't half-TP ongoing? Madness.
>>2918525Its net even that, but, why would you log in over two times a day? I can get two, although it is pushing it, but doing this many runs is absurd
>>2918519severe case of loopus
>>2918530Looping addiction enabling a eumagenics obsession.
>>2918534HORSEMD DANCHO, SAY THE LINE!!!
>>2918519>>2918525>>2918530This is my shitter club, it that from the start of my spike to now I'm up on carats from Maya just doing MANT fan runs and it's dragged these shitters from like 2700 back up to 2200. It's really not that hard to at least be B+ if everyone just contributes but shitters just don't want to help. I'm seriously considering leaving this before the week is done though.
>>2918525Spamming runs with carats is still carat positive. The flatliner retardation never ends. Hope we get a 60M quota next month
>>2918547>>>/vg/
>>2918549Stop seething about /vg/ and grow a brain retard
>responds with a /vg/ imageZero self awareness
Easily achievable 30M monthly fans quotaLazy no quota clubI know which one I'd rather be in, do you?
>>2918557we need more uma omo
Obsessed!
>>2918563>-13Oy neigh's rank is in freefall. It's dober...
>>2918563Id rsther be in /HUG/
>>2918570Wait for American hours for oy neigh to wake up and start grinding/v/ma meanwhile is down 45 even though we are in peak SEA hours which is when their club is most active
>>2918563If the quota is 30 million fans and I hit in the first week does that mean I can flatline for the rest of the month?
>>2918573Yeah, just make sure the danchou knows you're still alive
I forgot to do the fucking transfer requests. Give me a HUGE RETARD award
theres a daily limit on how many carrats you can earn with careers right?
>>2918583People actually care about those? I don't fucking need monies and support points I literally ignore them. I only did the special one because it gave TP fruit.
>>2918586I feel you only do 1 TT run a day
>>2918584yeah 100
>>2918584Yeah it's a 100 per day.
>>2918519I'm retarded and I don't fully get if this post is like an insult to people who bring in 9~10m a day, but as someone who does that, it's both because I'm both looping and want to contribute to my club, although I'm handicapping my loops with 1m fans and lower stats. Luckily we're still A+, but I try my best not to look at doxxgenesis since it's kind of disheartening seeing some of my club members not even bothering to contribute at least 2m fans, and sometimes even 1m fans.
>>2918594nyo qwota bwo
>>2918594Mambro...
>>2918594These people still haven't figured out that looping is free
>>2918573That's usually how it goes with fan monthly quotas. They don't care if you flatline as long as you achieved the quota. Quotas with ~days of inactivity on the other hand don't care how many fans as long as you're alive.
>>2918594Auto kinda alleviated this but my thought was is your time that worthless that you'd rather kill yourself with fan runs rather than toss $20 at a carat pack.
I'm not spending carats on refills. Ever
>>2918594Not an insult, just wondering because i dont really get it. My high affinity parent runs are usually around 500-600k, so even if i did 5 a day (i dont) i would earn 4-5 times fewer fans than some of my clubmates
>>2918605>kind alleviatedNigger it takes 20 minutes max to get 10 million fans in a day now. Why are you acting like it takes anywhere close to a lot of time?A single Ace run consumes for time than a day of looping
>>2918597>>2918601What are you talking about>>2918602>>2918605I don't play manually unless I'm training for aces, and I can auto my runs while I do other things such as waging, going outside, and playing other vidyas. Somehow, I have a lot of TP refills from somewhere I don't know where they came from.>>2918608I purposely handicap my deck to reach 1m fan runs. I rely on inherits to give me hints and to loop it.
you're insane if you think I'm opening the game every 50 minutes like clockwork to start a new run. Just be glad I go through 100 TP in a day.
i will never loop and if my club drops to B+ i'm blaming it on top earners
>>2918613Nobody said that either, you'd be getting closer to 20M fans a day if you did that
>>291861120 minutes at my salary would pay for the 1650 carat pack which is 3 months of the carat difference between my A club's earnings and an A+ club
Hey guys look how fucking lazy I am haha
>>2918619You need to spent the salary on grocery instead of gachaslop though.
>>2918619And? I'm talking about looping, getting good parents, not being a retard that spends money on a gacha
The rumors about /vm/a being allergic to playing the game are true huh...
Club talk has become the worst, can we talk about anything else?
>>2918623>don't be a retard that spends money on gacha>be a chad that spends all his time on it instead to save money
>>2918620Shut up, danchud!
>>2918626It was never about the carats...
>>2918626You must be the biggest goy slave on the planet if you think 20 minutes a day is all the free time normal people have
>>2918625no I have to reply to the same bait that's been recycled for half a year
>>2918625/vg/ topics sucks but so does the current format. I'd say just touch the grass until the cm dirt because longslop is longslop that I don't have much optimism for it.
>>2918629What's the point of fan runs then?
>>2918620many are saying this
>>2918625It's somehow always devolves to this that some would feel like they have the need to justify both sides. The anon that shared his experience isn't even namedropping or shitposting.
>>2918633scared of a cm where two debuffer comps are weak?
>>2918640>implying two 564 murmurs won't get you an A finals pass
>>2918640Lol. Neicha can stacks 3 gold stam debuff on herself and you better prepare 1k stam + gold to mitigate.
>>2918645Impossible to get that much stam in this scenario without killing your stats
>>2918649...that's the point
>>2918636What is the justification for not being able to get 30M fans a month, literally 1 Auto run a day on average
seiun isn't actually lazy though
Bourbon hates me personally and didn't hand out TTL but this one's actually taking down some xoguris in rooms
Gentlemen, we are officially down to a single month!
Well /v/?
>>2918645bro thinks all-seeing eyes does something lmao
>>2918656>bestiality
ewwwwwwww
>>2918657It does though. Grass guts give the savvy for free. Only runaway is far enough from it.
>>2918656Can the lions attack at night?
>Anon says something>"Many are saying this"Classic
>>2918661Choose your next words carefully
>>2918594Not to agree with you but I simply don't understand neighas who are still pulling below 1m daily in this day and age of autos. I don't go out of my way to waste with refills but I get to do 2~3 autos daily if I'm not playing manually, and that already yields like 1.2m~1.9m for me. Still below 2m but, still. I don't even need to check every 50mins but only when I remember opening the game on my free time, and then do auto again if I have 30 TP. Otherwise, back to what I was doing.
>>2918656>Nishino neighas in 1 hour
>>2918661
>>2918656Your average mob uma musume unironically low diffs 100 lions
Shopping with Jordan!
>>2918672who cares
>>2918671>>2918674lmao
Podgy Machan...
The S rank /vg/ club has a spot open if you want a quota club
>>2918681>quotaGood luck to them though
>>2918681They're not even S rank anymore
If only this hit med S...
She's a pace chaser.There are 2 fronts in the match.
>>2918684They are rank 101 with 29 members, they'll be S if one of the niggers complaining about no quotas here joins them
>>2918672>log in>claim a parent autoruns for 500k fans>do a manual run for 200k fans>log outIts that simple
>>2918683She eats too much for an athlete
>>2918692Clearly you were never an athlete
>>2918692Meant for>>2918680 my mistake
How do I auto my TT team? I should really try to get back to retaining class 5 instead of this 4-5 bounce I've found myself in the last few weeks.
>>2918661She's pretty cocky
>>2918651That is "we're not a quota club" and "not obliged to do runs"
>>2918696
>still no half decent parent for this CMKill me.
>>2918700>bwoGaslight guide then
>>2918696Solshi inherit, as many SSR pals as you have, borrow throne for 564 to activate then grab whatever card gives you a gold you can activate naturally. You're shooting for 8-9 golds and as many whites as possible
>>2918701One of the many issues with the accelerated schedule
>>2918702bwotever
>>2918692Im confused aren't athletes supposed to eat a lot in the first place
boskeletonrp
>>2918661nobody says this
>>2918702bwos completely rape us when it comes to farming fans and clubs tho???
>>2918709you're supposed to eat out your athletes a lot
going for anything more than 2 (anything that isn't guts)/2 distance for a cm parent is the road to madness
>>2918713They bot their fans
>>2918709You are not supposed to stuff yourself on McDonalds if you are an athlete
gwos what will we do when dont get any attention anymore?
>>2918712There are some that do not see the appeal of a big, kissable forehead.I don't understand it myself but they do exist.
>>2918716cope
>>29187153* stamina is going to fucking break me.
>>2918720look at those GIGANTIC ____
>>2918719Then we'll go back to /uma/
>>2918719With how dumb people here are there will always be a person willing to respond to bait
>>2918704Nah, it's more of a stupid behind issue on my end. Most people here have stepping stones they can start with, i have near nothing.And, unlike mile, I actually NEED something this time and for next time because of stamina needs.
>>2918700>>2918703I actually have all the SSR Pal cards AND Throne that I pulled during the Tachyon banner. I mean they're not high LB but hopefully it's good enough.
>>2918728You're one of them
too much deadweight, not enough help at the top to counter it without individuals taking it upon themselves to go all out all monthand for what?so the 10m per month shitters profit while the top pours their gibs back into refills to cling onto the ratingfair enough when you had to do runs manuallyflat out insulting now you have auto
>>2918732LB doesn't matter you just want the golds. Throne specifically is good for rank inflation
>>2918735Not your personal fan gainer
>>2918735Buy a carat pack retard
I'M PICKLE RICKEEEEEEEY
>>2918723bro it's a 1% (2% if you specifically try to get 1100+ stamina but good luck with ss rank) chance to even get that, let alone getting a good pink and good whitejust take a good pink spark you got like a week and a half to do your actual runs
Taishin is my toilet.
>>2918738what about CP? you can't buy it
SOON
>>2918743many are saying this
>>2918746I will get her chocotits version even though I am incapable of making Fronts
>>2918744nyo I'll never be able to afford team sirius thanks too all of the flatliners in my club it's dober for me...
>>2918744der/v/ danchou will contact you soon about the prices
>>2918742>good luck with ss Yeah I need to find a slightly better stamina deck for independent training. This one is borderline without stamina growth.
>3* stam>rssGood enough for me
>>2918760>fronts are fucking bullshit why do they always win >the type of parent backliners are ecstatic for
>>2918765I fear this Suzuka
>>2918765Oy Neigh members have nightmares about this
>>2918762>frontbroken all of a sudden
>>2918739BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2918765Suzuka is better when she is flat
>>2918780Nobody says this
>>2918780Many are saying this
This cancer ass scenario is weighted to feed you rubbish you have the least amount of currency for and you will never convince me otherwise.
>>2918780Suzuka is better when she is futa
>>2918715
>>2918791there were some hot drawings of that, but i wont go any further with this topic
I'm getting fed nothing but fucking lowrolls man, just give me one semi decent run so I can fuck off from this cancer ass CM.
>>2918735Seeing this made me look at my current stats>Upper middle of the packSo much better than my last club where I was above the next like 3 people combined. I thought i was doing meh too, bless auto so much.
>>2918791>>2918795
>>2918676Jordan eyes me like this...
Are there any umas that are too niche to be larped?
There's Epsatono pieces somewhere
>>2918742The problem is where do you expect to make up on the stamina? 800 is fucking awful to try to reach and that's needing stamina skills to boot.
>>2918805
>>2918794Here are all my 3* blue parents. The Dober is the only actual decent one with a decent amount of whites though out, it has 6* medium and then 1* power and guts. My loops never produce anything that's actually a straight upgrade on what came before.
>>2918757deck and calendar if possible doko? i've never hit ss with fujin on indie in gl
I miss miles so much
>>2918803Believe...But actually everyone beside, Agnes Tachyon, Urara and Gold Shit
>>2918557
Chiyo was completely forgotten after she released...
>>2918835Not in /uma/
>>2918794Frontards are assholes, more at 11
>>2918835Waiting for spring CMs to run her again
>>2918835She's too hot for me to forget
>>2918841>frillsAIEEEE SAVE ME CUBERMAN
>>2918661based, her design and personality are repulsive
>3* power>2* mile (not good)>20 whitesSo close to being good
>>2918835Such is life for most Umas.
Building for mediums feels so much better than mileslops. It feels like there's more to the game than just how many white sparks activate.
>>2918879Training 3 stats is awful tho
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
>>2918884You wont do it, pussy.
>>2918884ANON NO
>>2918661Kawakami is "bro we already got Gentildonna at home! Gentildonna at home:" uma
>>2918884No but seriously, why don't we still have it
>go on vacation to der/v/land>none of the rides work>some random guy's face is plastered everywhere>all the employees are fat and ugly and keep talking to filliesnever leaving /v/mapyoi again, fuck going outside
>>2918904>all the employees are fatI think you may have entered /v/maland by mistake
>>2918001Did you like all the CP you got from whoring out your Dober you cactus?
>>2918835That is life for all umas. But it doesn't matter cuz she has her fans, she won both of my plats. Hell, I posted my plat win with her this mile CMThe river forgets no stone it has shaped so too, no effort is lost beneath the hands of the diligent!
>>2918912The mile CM had so much oshi variety, I wonder if this medium CM could have even half as much
Is it true nobody says this?
>>2918907>go on vacation to /v/maland>none of the employees work>some random guy's dox is plastered everywhere>all the crabs are dragging it back into the A bucketnever leaving /v/ma, they have my details
>>2918921Correct
>>2918916This is an oshi cm if you're good at the game.
Posting this twice, now in American hours:S3E1->S3E8:Unix: 1789045200Japan: 2026/9/11 @ 10:00 AM JSTAmerica: 9/10/2026 @ 3:00 PM HST, 5:00 PM AKDT, 6:00 PM PDT & MST, 7:00 PM MDT, 8:00 PM CDT, 10:00 PM EDTEurope: 11/9/2026 @ 2:00 AM BST, 3:00 AM WEST, 4:00 AM CEST & KALT, 5:00 EEST & MSK & TRTWe've already done these episodes but it's been literal months since we've had a watchparty.Tentative S3E9->S3E13:Unix: 1789650000Japan: 2026/9/18 @ 10:00 AM JSTAmerica: 9/17/2026 @ 3:00 PM HST, 5:00 PM AKDT, 6:00 PM PDT & MST, 7:00 PM MDT, 8:00 PM CDT, 10:00 PM EDTEurope: 18/9/2026 @ 2:00 AM BST, 3:00 AM WEST, 4:00 AM CEST & KALT, 5:00 EEST & MSK & TRTUpdates very occasionally will be posted:https://world2ch.net/lounge/kareha.pl/1779470997/l50I kept only remembering when I was out in public and couldn't post.
>>2918921Many aren't saying this.
>>2918916oops, all EC Xog and 2x dominators
>>2918921Why does king hold that stupid ass pose when talking to her friends, normal people don't do that
>>2918803wtf does that even mean
>umayuru login bonusoh right that thing is airing... has anyone watched it?
>>2918935Signature smug look of superiority. Count Dooku >>2918936would be proud.
>>2918936>NicheSomething that appears to only a select, small group of people>LarpedSomeone who is performatively into something pretending to be someone they are notExample: Tachyon yandere mommy fanart is larping
>>2918939Where are they even showing it
>>2918936>Filipino Kiseki- billion PR points to Kiseki
>>2918939Umayuru comes out this month but its not out yet, its PEAK FICTION so we will be watching it
>>2918936Oops, sorry. Mobile posting since my PC is out of commission for the moment.Anyways this basically just means that you can detect people who genuinely do like umamusume just because their much less popular choices with umamusume.LARPer means fake fan these days.
>>2918945On the pakatube YouTube channel
>>2918951Larper pretty much replaced poser in modern vernacular
>>2918946Nobody even knows who Kiseki is.
>>2918911Your CP donations are greatly appreciated and you may rest assured that I will invest it appropriately.
>>2918955Really shouldn't have. Poor LARPers, getting used as slander and mostly libel for absolutely no reason...
>>2918818I mess around with the schedule so that I don't have too many overlapping races. It's still a bit of a shitshow and my cards are most definitely suboptimal.
It's fucking over
>>2918962>
>>2918966Ironically she IS an actual definition larper
>>2918965Neigha don't be retarded, you're fine
>>2918968Would a larger cut down her Trainer right before the DAHBY?
>>2918969>you're fineI'm not? My name is Anonymous
>>2918970>largeryour /v/ma is showing
Slop test24173921
>Just noticed I only have FOUR natural (aptitude A) end closers while going through my stable of umas>I'm an end mainI know they're the least common style by far, but damn. Maybe I should umaroll a bit more often...
>>2918970>Press top button to succeed >Press bottom button to instantly dieWhat was the point of this choice??????
>End Closer Hishiama first place before late racegg ez legend race.
>>2918951There's a difference between who likes umamusume and who likes to PLAY umamusume
>>2918964arigathanks, cheers!
>>2918978>2 front teams in the lobbyI'd join but I also play front... Where are the xog gamers to benchmark against
>>2918939I thought it's a past JP thing. You mean the login bonus is concurrently happening with the JP server as well?
>>2918978Corporate needs you to find the differences between these pictures
>>2918995Our login bonus right now is for the original run of umayuru, not the new episodes
>>2918997Bourbon has the most chopped chibi ive ever seen
>>2919002Wait until you see bright's
>>2918979Look at the grim state of my stable, I almost never Umaroll. And yet when I do I SOMEHOW STILL GET FUCKING DUPES
>>2918735I don't blame anyone for not doing their autos, since our clubs don't have quotas and no one's required to do autoruns. But personally, I can't fathom how others go about their daily lives without being eaten up by guilt over not helping out with at least one run a day. I'm genuinely thankful for our top earners and the neighas who bring in the fans, and I know I wouldn't be able to do the same. So the least I can do is one run a day, just to show I'm not a complete deadweight, that I'm contributing, and so I wouldn't feel guilty not helping.Yes, our clubs are chill, and that's exactly why I appreciate them. But since we're already such a small community, it would be nice if we could all pitch in and help our clubs.
Which chibi is the hottest?
>>2919007Spe
>>2918997Malicious ass lobby
>>2918978Villain with Stam debuffers97938368
>>2918983I looked up Ama's evolved skills the other day and they looked hilarious. She turns her gold skills into Oguri uniques so she has 0.9 final spurt speed bonus from them.
>>2918891they are dripfeeding anxiety
>>2919013HOLY FUARKING VILLAIN
>>2919013What an evil villain....a black assassin perhaps
>>2919007Oguri, Grass and Suzuka are objectively the CUTEST chibis
Bro what the fuck is she talking about, this sounds like a recipe for salmonella
>>2919006>I can't fathom how others go about their daily lives without being eaten up by guilt over not helping out
>>2919023ok facebook mom
>>2919022>Uncensored team rank>Uncensored carat countYOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE
>>2919021But which chibis are bangable?
>>2919005I actually do umaroll and I'm worse off than you. Except my issue is that I always get alts of umas I already have when I do roll.
>>2919027ACK spare me hassan sama!
>>2919028Daiwa Scarlet
>>2919028None.
>>2919028DO NOT LEWD THE CHIBIS
>>2919013Other Bourbon was in the lead but Rushed and died I'm guessingLast 68613845
>>2919006We're not that closely knitted as you think we are. Sure, some may be with their own clubs, but some are in their clubs because they just need a club, and for passive gibs.If everyone thinks like you we wouldn't have B clubs
>>2919031I will now consider Open
This dumbass animation always makes me cheer up
>mfw missed out on roomas
>>2919038It triggers my autism that only falco is wearing the starting future outfit
>>2919030Someone said the Japanese don't do what Americans do to their eggs, as if salmonella from raw egg is a region-specific thing...I mean, Americans wash their eggs so sure, that's something the rest of the world doesn't do, but that doesn't also cause salmonella.
>>2919039Host em
>>2919035Obuhi catches up near the end
>Doing some early arima testing>Mfw those LOSE YOURSELF procsHoly shit, the symboli kris s card is insanely good
>>2919043I think Japanese eggs are pasteurized to kill salmonella. Our eggs are not.
Back when I started playing I thought Fine Motion was a doctor because I thought she wore a lab coat and had a wit card
No host, only join
>>2919046Is 0LB usable? Just got spooked by it on dailies
>>2919046You need around 900 stamina + a gold to survive the claw forward proc from my messing around in the umalator (lower with downhill savings) but its 100% worth it. That skill is crazy good
>>2919056I think so, you're literally only using it for the skill. She kinda sucks as a stat stick
>>2919056are any cards good at 0?
STOP NOT CALLING IT LOSE YOURSELF
>>2919062Wit yeppers was pretty useful at LB0
>nishino reign>everyone's talking about CPnyoooticing
>>2919049They don't pasteurize. They do vaccinate the chickens though, something I was unaware of. But we also pasteurize eggs here so you can totally eat raw eggs in America too if you wanted.Something else I was unaware of: Japan does in fact wash their eggs before packaging.
>>2919063I'm going beast mode
dinner with grandma
>>2919063YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF IN THE MUSICTHE MOMENT, YOU OWN IT, YOU BETTER NEVER LET IT GO (GO)YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT, DO NOT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO BLOWTHIS OPPORTUNITY COMES ONCE IN A LIFETIME, YO
LOSE YOURSELFMONSTERCHRISTMASNOTHING ELSEFUCK TRANNYLATORS
>>2919052There is only one lab coat doctor on campus and I am her guinea pig.
It's Claw Forward now
>>2919063i WILL call it claw forwardi WILL call it beast modei WILL watch laurel and brian try to kill each other with these skills in every long cm for the next three years
>>2919067The salmonella would be on the eggshell so washing/pasteurization would account for that. There wouldn't be any inside the egg
So I got a bit of a niche question but: CB has lifespan slightly beyond wit ramonu, you use her until UAF. In Larc you run CB in sprints and longs and ramonu on miles and mediums. Why is this not the case for fine motion, natie, etc
Cafe where the fuck are you taking me
>>2919029there's 0 umaroll in this picture
LOSE YOURSELF TO DANCE
>decided I want to half main fronts because I like Bourbon and to a lesser extent Maruzensky and Kitasan>couldn't use Kitasan because I had no speed card besides Kitasan >can't use Maruzensky because Maruzensky card is too good>won't be able to use Bourbon because the upcoming Bourbon card is apparently really good tooshould I just drop frontsdo other styles have this problem
>>2919087You would use one of those cards as a secondary idk where you got this information
>>2919087Cuz ends get their style specialist card last. By the time of L'Arc fronts have wit bourbon, pace has wit mcqueen and lates have wit diamond. Ends dont get taishin until UAF
>>2919096>Daft Punk broke up>Kavinsky diedBrehs... What do?
She's sobbing and her speech is silly
>>2919101Sad day for quirky millenials
>>2919099You don't really use secondaries afaik. GM is 2 speed 2 wit goddesses flex and L'Arc is a 3 speed 1 wit scenario
>>2919087Fine and Natie get replaced by McQueen and Dia in L'Arc
>>2919087I believe it's because Daring strike really doesn't appear on any other cards that are that worth using. CB wit is "good' enough at bringing in stats but the skills are fantastic. I believe FM and NN are just power crept by better cards. FM more directly by Ramonu.
For a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself
>>2919108I'm a rational zoomer
>>2919111>Shitty base>Shitty alt>ONE good alt is a long merchant that gets mogged by blaze brian>can't even use the meta pace chaser wit cardIs she the most oppressed uma?
>>2919109Are you sure? I'm not looking at a guide right now but I'm pretty sure you use two wit cards in L'arc esp with the slightly lower speed cap
I can't wait for tomorrow so I can post a chronogenesisdotnet screenshot and talk about club fan gains and quotas again, it's my favorite topic in the whole wide world
Why is Wit McShit important? What skill and LB?
>>2919122L'Arc has the same speed cap as GL in half the turns. The scenario is extremely short.
>>2919124many are saying this
>>2919126daring strike for pace1lb is probably good enough as a cope
>>2919119Summer McQueen can borrow wit Opera to get Monster
>>2919127Oh I keep mixing up GM and L'arc my bad
>>2919126Non pace mains can just ignore it and borrow it, but its gives a universal 4 second base .25 target speed during the mid race.
>>2919094I mean I can list off where I rolled.>Anime banner>Fuji spark>Nishino spark>cheeky tenner for Doto>cheeky tenner for Jordan>60 for Tama>25 for Shakur that failed>120 for Dober that failed>110 for SteampunkAnd tomorrow I'm going for Tama and Inari.
>>2919134we yes WE all love clubposting after all
>>2919124At least we're not /uma/ right now
>>2919126The card gets good at LB1, but if you're a pace main you want it MLB.
this game is actually fucking awful in field of player communication, if there was a global chat or some shit that everyone adds to kusoges no single club here would be in A
>>2919137>>2919142That's it? This skill looks underwhelming as hell. Isn't this just Unstoppable?
>>2919087Because ends don't get new cards. Oguri wit already mogs FM and it's coming tomorrow. Then McQueen wit is even better for pace mains next summer.
As a filthy newfag i should save up for her right
>>2919150Why? Idgi
>>2918119why are Tamal Con Crocs and Paizuri One a must obligatory pull
>>2919155Its 3LB minimum so....idk its a hard sell when stamina shakur comes out 3 scenarios after
>>2919150if there was a global chat, bots would infest it with ads and scam links, it's what happens to every other game that has them, they would have to hire mods and actively ban the bots that constantly change a letter to get pass the filter. Only big online MMOs can somewhat manage to keep it "clean"
>>2919152Unstop is 2.4s 0.35. Almost double the duration is a big deal and why Daring Strike is considered so strong. You need to remember that duration scales with track distance so longer duration has multiplied effect.
>>2919084All American eggs are washed before they hit store shelves. That's why they need to be refrigerated, while European eggs are more shelf stable. It also does not fix the salmonella problem. Salmonella also ends up inside the yolk and white.Pasteurization is different and uses heat to just kill the salmonella without outright cooking the egg.
>>2919165Well its either that or not having a stamina card
>>2919154This card looks so good. I can't wait to use it
>>2919155i would borrow a stamina card until shakur comes out, she's good but there are probably more important things to buy than a stamina card
>>2919169>duration scales with track distance so longer duration has multiplied effectI'm such a third-rate, I did not know this. Could you explain further?
>>2919158there are tons of players in B-C clubs who play enough to be considerably good in group A (thus they generate more fans than a casual flatliner), imagine what would happen if they were recruited to bigger and better clubs ingame and not in gaycords
>>2919100Having looked ahead at future end closer cards, it seems like them getting things last is something of a trend>No proper specialist speed card until midway through L'arc, two full fucking scenarios after every other style gets one>Post-Ramonu specialist wit card doesn't come out until UAF, several months after the every other style gets one>ZERO cards with both +2 SP bonus and double gold skills until the 5.5th anni, by which point every other style has gotten at least three or four>Still hasn't gotten a specialist power card with double gold skillsThe only notable exception I can see is that they're the first running style to get a speed card with double gold skillsI get the impression that someone at Cygames must have a grudge against ends or something
>>2919150I don't want global communication, but I do want a toggleable filter that is age-gated. Let me say whore and let the kids see thief or some shit.
>>2919154How much is 4 lengths? i don't want to get cucked by front heavy rooms like late fags
Why is ines fujin doing so bad in practice rooms. She has golden speed eater for mediums and a recovery.
>>2919181The listed duration is for 1000m track, multiply by actual distance. So a 4s skill on 2m is 8 seconds real duration. This is why Gold Ship unique is so damn strong, on longer tracks it's 18 seconds or more of constant speed up.
>>2919189Holy fucking shit I did not know this, damn that's cool
>>2919183There aren't a lot of end closers,there are a lot that could be added into the game but they just haven't.
>I'm doing 5 parent runs of full G1 schedules a day, I'm doing my pa->bottom 10 earnerWTF?
>>2919183Are Ends simply the weakest strat for pvp? I lile the umas that End Close but I fear specializing in a brick
>>2919195People actually do fan runs for some retarded reason
You ARE running her for the arima kinen right
>>2919199No, not really. Right now ends are in a really good place but in the future ends and fronts go through a very rough patch, they're getting cards again though so they'll be okay.
>>2919183You forgot to mention you are fucked if you are an End main who wants to run CB because she's your wit and then your speed card.
>>2919209I mean if they will be the worst for 2 years I al better off waiting
>>2919211Its fine for CB. She's the best end closer until duramente (and even then shes competitive) without daring strike. Read her unique
>>2919211this is like saying that kitasan is bad because she can't use her own cardlike, no nigga
>>2919192i think the big problem is that the most notable ones are all some combination of having too recent a career, being anniversary/limited tier racers, or a kaneko horsethey basically confirmed that fat fuck do deuce so there's at least one coming
>>2919218To be fair, it feels like it depends. If you're broken, then not being able to use your card isn't that bad. If you're mid-tier and you have a godlike card, that's when you really fall behind.
>>2919143not to brag but you need more cheeky tenners
>>2919211Damn really? And the most recent JP card has her too. It's sad, she is so hot and she might ruin my current marriage I wanted to run her :(
>>2919169where does one find such information
>>2919228redeem her
>>2919204If my loopas yield 9* long 9* turf I will try
>>2919231>mister chome bwrecker
>>2919235https://docs.google.com/document/d/15VzW9W2tXBBTibBRbZ8IVpW6HaMX8H0RP03kq6Az7Xg/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.gx95dxmimi2qThe all-knowing mechanics doc
>>2919211Using Wit cards that aren't Forever Young are throwing anyway. Not that you should use a year 1.5 card in the 5.5 anniversary meta
>>2919227Except CB isn't mid tier, she's THE end closer for at least a year. In her kit shes got>.35 CURRENT speed gold>uma stan>encroaching shadow>a unique explicitly built around her not having encroaching shadow>tail held high, ramp up and breakin out for free in career.She only gets mogged by duramente, orfevere and specialist ends (like durandal for sprints or gran/buena for miles)
I wish Ace wasn't a front she's so cool and hot and her voice is sexo
>>2919254Pull her anyways
>>2919252I don't mean about CB in particular, I mean generally. CB probably doesn't need to worry about not using her card since she's already good. But if you like McQueen for example, not being able to use her wit card is crippling when she's already not very god.
>>2919252*daring strikeMy bad, got rushed
>>2919231Do you just blindly trust everything the internet tells you. CB is good and not having access to her card (a card thats already on the way out) is completely irrelevant.
I don't get why you guys are doomposting. Fatboy Slim, Beck, and Jimmy Eat World do performances more than ever.In Los Angeles.
>>2919248No joke, I'm an extremely loyal oshifag, but CB makes my body act unwise. I don't want to ruin our marriage, idk what to do
>>2919257>Banner just after Bamboo/Jordan summer sexoNyo, I don't think I will. Maybe a tenner.
These fucking missions man.
>Mr. Chrome BrowserPR sent into negatives
>>2919270>Bamboo/JordanDo people care for these umas?
>>2919277Yes
>>2919254>>2919257I have confused her for Fuji several times. Am I the only one?
>>2919281this might be the single hottest piece of Umamusume fanart in existence
>>2919283yeah
For all the "PR campaigns" she had, the onky thing i know about CB is that shes from rudolf generation, and that shes likes her torena. Is that really it?
>>2919289She's basically a hippy, free spirit like.
>>2919283It's not even close
>>2919277I wanna run her this CM but im not strong enough to get her the plat
>>2919289CB is a chill homeless hippy
>>2919289She likes running in the rain. From what I've seen she's kinda blunt.
>>2919277I like bamboo but not enough to roll on her.
>>2919277i think they're in the "i like them but not enough to roll for them" tier for most people
YOU NIGGERWHY DIDN'T YOU RUN YOUR SOULFUL WIFE LAST CM?
>>2919311JANNY THIS MAN IS USING MEANIE BAD WORDS BAN HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!
>>2919311My wife is unironically oguri cap.
>>2919311This post will never catch me unprepared since I use her in every CM.
>>2919307Hey man fuck you
>>2919289CB's notable antics include running Satsuki Sho in torrential rain and being completely covered in mud from horses ahead (hence the dirt-covered uma art). In Kikuko Sho CB was the first one to do the whole end-closer mad attack on uphill that the likes of Gold Ship have since then imitated. Unfortunately the horse got major health issues after triple crown, took a long break and didn't really perform at their best afterwards. Also got overshadowed by Rudolf the next year because CB never won vs Rudolf.
>>2919311My wife is pregnant with our children in our home. I sent the xog out to work in the cm. I do not feel sorry
>>2919311I did, she just happened to be eclipsed by the hog.
>>2919311I did and she ate dirt in 8th place in the finals last CM
>>2919320This but actually unironically.
>>2919311I did dummy.
>>2919322THIS is the Head of Public Morals?
>>2919277Bamboo Memory is my enemy after dealing with the gay ass bullshit of her guts card. No I am not sorry.
>>2919311My oonige ace had 38% win rate and won finals, screw you.
>>2919311I run my global oshi every CM but people claim it's still soulless because I also run debuffers.
>>2919311she's not releasedand my second one toobut i won with a wife that is in top 10-ish so that counts?
>>2919311I did.
>>2919311But I did!Kingu-Kawakami-Pearl team, and while my wife(Kingu_ didn't win, Pearl managed to get me the plat it was kinda funny because other than Pearl literally everyone else in there was an end or late surger
>>2919333no, she gives Head for Public Morale
>>2919311Fuck you pikafaggot
>>2919289Not a CBfag as I am completely immune to her propaganda, but she has a really good solo song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VJRB9aTFv8
>>2919311i did but then i got beat by a better seiun...
>>2919311No YOU
>>2919343>Starred plat>Dia Consider me IMPRESSED
>>2919343the audience is about to get put in the sleeve
>>2919343based argiefucker
>>2919343SOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLL
>>2919343What was the build? I tried to run her too but failed
>post a fat piakchu>get (you)s It's that easy huh?
>>2919311I already posted my zephyr win. Eat shit
>>2919370everyone likes the fatty
>>2919370Its not because of fat pikachu, its because he dared to accuse me of not oshirunning!
>>2919343Yeah I will never get over my Libra loss, every oshipost makes my stomach sink. I should've won
OO-RAH-RAH I'M CUMING
>>2919373>people love fatass pikachu>people love fatass oguri capNoticing
>>2919289Ever since certain anons got really pissy about "spoilers", people have been posting much less about uma's stories, personalities, and similar. This is backfiring on people getting to know them.
>>2919377The face of the franchise IS a fat fuck so
>>2919381I think there's a pretty monumental difference between spoiling machan's entire career and giving a brief rundown on who someone is.
>>2919381Just ignore it. From the snippets of zephyrs career people have posted she is the funniest shit ever
>>2919382Spe is a lovely lady and not fat
>>2919289I don't want you to pull my wife, she's my wife. You should fuck off and not pull her,
>>2919385Thats because zephyr is funny as hell. Nihon Pillow Winner when?
>>2919388She would never do that
>>2919388
>>2919389Based Inariposter
>>2919389t. titnari player
>>2919311But I did. She only won 4 races in total but I ran her. One of those 4 was finals.
>>2919311I didn't participate last CM.
>>2919393What was zephyrs obsession with teio about anyway
>>2919381But I always LOVED career dumps :( this was such a disappointing change>>2919385Please post some, I have seen nothing from her
what are the inherits for lates on arimaKINO
>>2919408Same as always, except pump so not exactly
>>2919381Wait, what? Was this under Rickey's reign? The fuck??
>>2919311Mileslop is not worth her time.
>>2919406>But I always LOVED career dumpsNeigha they still happen? Fuckin pearl and bijin got one.You neighas THAT weak willed a single dissenting opinion mind breaks yall?
>>2919385People just post she says wind in every sentence. Tell us more.Just like how Digital's career is one of the best I encountered because she makes extreme growth and has to get metaphorical face slaps several times.
>>2919413It was just an opinion from a subset of people
>>2919411can i have more clarity vagueKING?
>>2919419They were complaining to the posts and the posters listened.
>>2919418>People just post she says wind in every sentence.Okay she does though. It's actually sort of impressive
I post propaganda for every useless trainee to weaken my competition by making them waste resources
>>2919428I'm starting to think that this is just uma psychology and that Nice Nature is the neurodivergent one...
CM 19 roomas?464495104644951046449510
>>2919421The last corner is a bit far back so not as favorable for it to proc. We don't have Laurel yet so you want your generic late race inherits. Rudolf, Oguri, NY Opera, ect
>>2919381They were correct to complain about that. I don't even have Machan nor went out of my way to know her story but I already know how her career goes because everyone couldn't contain themselves not to spoil anything about her story.
>>2919428She's so retarded and hot, I wish I could afford her
>>2919425Name a more iconic duo than /v/ma and blowing shit out of proportion. Not every uma gets career dumps. Out of the last 5 umas released 4 got dumps
>>2919438It's not like you ever gonna roll for her anyways
>>2919438Just hide the stub.
>>2919438You don't have to read the images you know? Lmao retard really complaining about spoilers on a horse gacha
>>2919445OUR THREE HEROES!!!!!!!!!
>>2919447And Rickey!
>>2919438what a loser
>>2919408spe (racist)pump is delayed but should still do somethingotherwise the usual late race velocity inherits
>>2919452Why do uma musume get merch and ad deals before debuting
What's going to be the lowest effort team to avoid demotion in the next dirtslop?
>>2919456Nepotism
>>2919459Thats at the end of the scenario, are you rolling for acute or hokko
>>2919404They're both from the same generation and both have a similar kind of idol (IRL these idols were the sires of Teio and Zephyr) that they seek to surpass, Teio's being "Emperor" Rudolf and Zephyr's being the unnamed "Mile Emperor" (Nihon Pillow Winner).They both also had injury issues (Zephyr's was mostly before she went to Tracen Academy and we all know Teio's issues) which Zephyr empathizes with when Teio gets the triple fracture award.It also happens to be the case that both Rudolf and Pillow Winner both lost the 1985 Tenno Sho Autumn, which makes the connection a bit stronger.
>>2919322I ended up liking Bamboo after people posted bits of her career and after her banner ended. It was a pretty hard time to pull especially after pulling Palmer and shakur
oh right the Supreme Racist is supposed to be good as an Ace?
>>2919432Stam debuffers are too powerful...508424995084249950842499
>>2919459Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.
This child is built like a rozen maiden character
>>2919466Yeppers. Supreme Racist is the must have 2nd parent and an excellent meta ace.
>>2919467Base teio is unfathomable levels if soul
>>2919471Alright, which doll would she fight first? My money's on Kirakishou.
>>2919459taiki with nishino inheritany backliner with lightning surge and cheer king inheritkeen eye/564 dominator
>>2919477Has anyone ever won a CM with base teio?
Are Tachyon or Creek usable as Aces in any of the next 2 CMs? I miss them :(
>>2919461I don't think I can spare any carats on dirtoids.
>>2919482How many times are you going to ask this
>>2919480>>2909284Yeppers, some guy won plat with her
>>2919482Bruh, its the arima. You can run anyone in arima
>>2919475I was considering adding her to my parenting plan for arima but it seemed hard to proc her unique without also fitting baracole. Not a lot of other stuff that reliably procs on last corner that I could find.
>>2919486>platI see no proof that was A finals and not B
>everyone who asks a question is the same person
>>2919467Teiobro I kneel303257383032573830325738
>>2919491Isn't B finals locked to gold as the max and NOT Plat? Or is that just open league?
>>2919482Tachyon has zero useful skills besides her ult and can't use her own card but she also has B Late so you could use her anyway
>>2919497>Isn't B finals locked to gold as the max and NOT Plat?Yes.
>>2918656Whats the maximum amount of lions an uma musume could solo
>>2919479>lightning surge
>>2919496>Kikuka Krazy>KKK>Brown backgroundWhat did they mean by this?
>>2919504>He thought his pain was over
>>2919500Thanks for the answer, and I apologize for my question being word soup.
>>2919502Depends on the uma musume, it would take trillions of lions to take down marvelous sunday for example.
>>2919514The marvelous dimension does not work on lions because they have no concept of what is marvelous
>>2919518Lions are inherently marvelous creatures though, consider that
>>2919496Seiun jogs for a good 50 meters and still BTFO's everybody else!847677888476778884767788
>>2919502Generally? Probably 1. Daring Tact would annihilate the global lion population, since she has experience fighting bears, and bears are pound-for-pound much stronger.
>>2919520I told you neighas about the booster + dom strat bros.
>>2919508I did made comfy fronts for the last milecasino but that's not going to work in the dirtslop because rickey just gets position 1 for free no questions asked
>>2919521Actually, does anyone have that webm of tiny umas doing shit like beating up giant squids? Because that's kind of insane.
>>2919520both my murmurs activated way too late, it was already over.
>>2919521>Generally? Probably 1.Average uma musume can do this with zero effort btw
>>2919477You can just say Teio because sauceless Teio is weaker than the original.
>>2919530Confusion could never
>>2919381Anyone who's discouraged by this should instead learn to use spoiler tags more often. Recurring threads like this are the best place to have a discussion on stories. I'd even go so far as to say they're the *only* place where you can get anything resembling a meaningful discussion.
>>2919521Base Nishino flower can throw a giant squid bigger and heavier than any lion into the stratosphere btw.
WHY CAN'T SUPPORT CHAINS HAPPEN IN URA FINALE SEASON THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT ONLY 2 CARDS FINISHED THEIR CHAIN THIS RUN
>>2919464That is really really cool! Did zephyr actually manage to pull off the 3 distance domination irl?
>>2919498God damn it
>>2919520Rice VILLAIN and her cronies bullies everybody else into submission...725011427250114272501142
>>2919542My neigha, just run her. Did you learn nothing from all of us who ran our wives and won plat. Global sucks ass. You can run whoever and win, finals is a coin flip anyway.
>get a handy from an uma>everything from my waist down gets torn apart because she forgot to not use her super strengthyeah I'm sticking to ningen
>>2919550noone says that
>have 45 trainees>can only fully date 2 more before the event is over
>>2919548>all of us who ran our wives and won platI ran my wife and lost and felt like shit when seeing you all win
>>2919553you're only supposed to date one, whore
>>2919548>implying that's not b finals
>>2919540Nope, Zephyr only had mile G1 wins (92/93 Yasuda Kinens) and the 93 Tenno Sho Autumn. In his three entries to the Sprinters Stakes he never won, getting 7th in 1991 where Daiichi Ruby won, then two 2nd place finishes in 92/93 to Nishino Flower and Bakushin respectively.
>>2919546Xogged104212641042126410421264Last one for now
>>2919563Oguri wit... please release sooner...Thanks for the rooms
>>2919559
>>2919575>implying that image not stolen from reddit
>>2919575DAMN
>>2919140>wit Opera to get Monsterwat
>>2919563UOOOOH Tickezo! Thanks for joining roomas!
>>2919582Wit opera card
>>2919582Oh sorry, I mean BEAST MODE
For the Arima Kino, consider the followingEnd CafePace vRiceLate SUPREME COMMANDER
>hopeful'd in september of the big 26
>>2919583Thanks for hosting, onige + front to build distance for my xOguri was legit a good suggestion from these threads. Might remake my Oguri to get rid of u=ma
>>2919583Thanks for the rooms
>>2919530Yeah, after training. I'm just going by pre-training here.>>2919535Regrettably, a lion and a giant squid do share the same density... that's really fucking cursed, thanks.
>>2919590>pace
>>2919584>>2919587what card are you talking about? there is no opera card besides a stam r
>>2919590Pace have nothing that's not Brian. It's sad, but Frontniggers will still cry about being shit like the spiritual kikes they are
>>2919590I told myself I'd never jump into the end Cafe mines again after last Arima CM but now that everyone has gigaparents to rent out I suppose I have to consider it.
Looks like they finally released the uma killer. TOS soon!
>>2919602This one
>>2919608Slow Pokke
>>2919578Last (You) you're getting from me faggot
>>2919590You mean vRice+2 stam debuffers
>>2919610>2027
>>2919612Bright is...a cow?
>>2919614/v/ma won't exist by then
>>2919616how can you be so titstarved to call this cowish, we're not even a week in nishino
>>2919619The club? Maybe
>>2919621The milk supply is at an all time low anon
Bros...I...
>>2919627Mejiros got another one.
>Claw forward>Beast modeNah."Prepared to die" was also much cooler, at least "come what may" isn't as bad.
What's with medium moves all sounding epic as fuck
People like to talk about the Ryan Mines but the Dober Mines are even worseI have to run 4 Stamina cards just to have a chance at getting 1100 Stamina and she can't run Long which fucks her affinityAnd I'm forced to do it because there are no good Dobers on Uma Moe to use as Xog parents
I miss devil may cry
>>2919633bro 1100 stamina is fucking agonizing atmi just rock power cards, its really easy to get 1100 speed power AND wit all in one runobviously id prefer to get 3 star stam but unless you have your own MLB riko its really annoying to get (and your hint pools are also pretty shit)
>>2919627https://youtu.be/xSlGPvp8MPsLooks like you're stuck here with us.
>>2919634Which uma would Dante and Vergil train
If your pops worked in the mines would (you) too?
>>2919638Vergil would train Rice
>>2919638Marvy?
>>2919633can you even reach ss rating with those supports?
>>2919638>dantegoldship, they'd both go off and do goofy shit together then goldship would win anyway>vergilramonu>MUH POWER>MUH RACING
>>2919608You joke but there is a gook gacha that's pretty much just Uma but instead of races it has shitty turn based battles
>>2919311Since when did you fall under the impression that we didn't score a first rate win?
>>2919608>>2919645you have seen nothing
>>2919638taishin is I sneed more power-coded
>>2919643NTA but 4 stamina + LH + Riko is what I use and it is basically borderline S+/SS. If you have stamina gain on the uma you might be able to sacrifice a card for power but I haven't had too much success.It is so fucking aggravating trying for stamina parents it's insane.
>>2919645>Potential Points
>>2919636>>2919643I've been looping on Grand Live so reaching SS usually isn't an issue, I've been borrowing the Sweepy Speed SSR to get Spurt and Stroll hints and her stats are so ridiculous she gets to 1100 Speed by herselfI've only had S+ happen once and it was the one time I got Spurt + Breakin Out + RSS as sparks
>>2919638My immediate gut instinct is that they'd train Vodka and Scarlet, respectively
>>2919638Durandal and Calstone Light O
>>2919634What are you talking about anon, I'm sure the new netflix season is just right around the corner :^)
>>2919649what is that creature called
>>2919641rice's trainer is a different action video game hero
>>2919608Bros they have jump races how can we ever hope to compare...
>>2919649>>2919608>>2919665KNEEL
>>2919668Honestly this is infinitely better than the umamusume clone I was going to make...
>>2919668LMAOGoddamn this shit looks fun
>>2919664Does this imply Bourbon is Jeanne's, or Baldur's?
>>2919664why is rice always paired up with super tall leggy sexy women
>>2919678NO, I'M NOT READY TO BE A FATHER
>>2919668Call it dumb but this is exactly how I imagine an umamusume game would play like if we were allowed to control umas
>>2919678Im tall enough to see Gentildonna as this tall...
>>2919678AROUND MARESBEWARE
>>2919679no, the most autistic uma gets the most autistic trainer
>>2919678I thought it was Marvy at first
Making TT Umas in auto is actually so easy I should have done this weeks ago. Actually, do you do any optional races when autoing TT horses?
>>2919678Ah, so THAT'S what happened to the bent door UPS sent...
What's the best Capcom series and why is it Monster Hunter?
>>2919698It was Monster Hunter until Wilds. Now it's certified AAA slop.
Making good Auto Umas is impossible
is levelheaded a valid cope alternative to straightaway recovery?
>>2919699Sadly you are right
>>2919695nyo
>>2919702Its a bit more inconsistent but yeah.
>>2919695>>2919708well mostly nyo at least, some umas have secret events that give skill hints and those are good
The only autotrained uma I have on my TT team is the UF1 Long S Yaeno Muteki I got on the one day where her events were bugged and she got 1400 Stamina and Power for free
>This recordHoly shit.
Is triple 7 or after school step the best last trigger for Xoggers?
>>2919721Ka BEAST RISING
>>2918773I prefer fat tits but don't tell danchode
>>2919722I believe both on end xog
>>2919721Is there a better argument for abstinence than this
>>2919728SAME but I'm in der/v/
>>2919722They're very similar, the magic of end xoguri this track is that you can take 4 recoveries (2 of which are the ones you mentioned) and have very high odds of triggering 3 out of 4 without caring too much about which of them was the final trigger
>>2919730>>2919733FUCK I didn't get after school stroll from inspiration on a run where almost everything else went right and was hoping I could cope with corner/straightaway, standing by, and triple 7.
>>2918835I will selector her
>>2919737If you take 4 it has to be including triple 7s and after-school. You can settle for 3 and just one of those but the consistency will be lower, still A finals material though if the rest worked out.
>>2919739Simply amazing. Can we even go any smaller? Or are we reaching the quantum limits of micronishino science?
OUR HEROES
>>2919739SMALLER!
>>2919748He won.
>>2919748Kigtasan Black needs to lean where the masks eyes are.
>>2919748Jesus Christ have any of these pics ever come out looking good?
>>2919748I'm so glad I left the PNW
IT'S MAM-SHIN!
>>2919761This is the face of a man that has a strained relationship with his son and has no idea why he agreed to do this.
>>2919748Why are mutts like this
>>2919748>Tranny Bakushin>Obese Fuku>Disgusting NeichaFucking Christ. Although I don't want to speak ill too much since a /v/ma pic would probably look just as bad
>>2919748MaQueen ojii-san and the hidden Oguri Cap behind Fukuton
>>2919747Tried resizing in paint but I think the file size is in fact biggerI have no idea how this works
>>2919748A disturbing lack of middle aged men.
>>2919710Secret events still happen in auto runs?
>>2919775How did you manage to add like a 100 bytes to that image
>>2919119>mogged by blaze BrianJust bring the black sheep of the family along and you shall receive a total Mejiro victory. Briankeks shall rue the day they got so uppity
>>2919769I'm very fond of this Gold Skin(walker)
>>2919781I have no idea, I think file size gets funny below kilobitesMaybe its Paint itself
>>2919748I pick the Helios, you can have the rest.
>>2919748Is there any biological woman here?
>>2919787SMALLER
>>2919795Probably quite a few, they are just ugly and fat
>>2919798I CAN'T
>>2919721>sprints
>>2919784>>2919789>actually running out of the gatesHoly kino. America doing something based for once.
>>2919799I just know a few people here wouldn't have a problem with the latter
>>2919748what event was this?
>>2919311My oshi pulled the win and I'm still so damned proud.
>>2919799It’s the kind of image that would destroy that burger worship guy that wants an American wife like Taiki.
>>2919812I'm happy for you Pearl Warrior. I couldn't give her the W she deserved.
>>2919812FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>2919721>A better race record makes more people want your horse to fuck their horse so you get a shitload of money in breeding fees>Removing your horse's balls makes it a better racist>But then you can't get any breeding moneySeems like a catch-22
>>2919809https://x.com/TracenNW/status/2096282813519806896
>>2919825Without cum money you run more races with large winnings, Rising has made more money than most horses would as studs
>>2919827What would the /v/ma meetup look like?
>>2919815It's almost definitely not gonna work out since I can't get a decent parent to save my life, but I'm gonna be running her in this CM too.
>>2919838
>>2919841Lmao
>>2919827Banana woman is a real woman? ZAMN
>>2919825Most studs, even high-earnings horses, can do well on hype alone for about a year or two max until their sparks start showing. Even your greatest ace can have 1* guts and no whites. It's just as much of a lottery as in game.
>>2919840If nothing else you'll be able to make progress on her epithet and completionist title at least.
>>2919838I'd like to think all the drunk anons at the bar at some track but never actually interacting
>>2919827>>2919748>Sports organizers are warming up to the weeb crowds and asians on the west coast>San Fransisco got rid of its uma trackDreary. (you) are going to the Gold Cup in New York City, right?https://www.horseracingnation.com/race/2026_Jockey_Club_Gold_Cup
>>2919841The /v/iew from the lead is ours.
>>2919827
>>2919848For sure. Goodness knows those medium dirt tracks are going to be interesting to try to get wins on. Definitely something to wait for the next half TP period to attempt though.And why her epithet requires medium races, I'll never trult understand.
>>2919856Not all epithets are created equal.My favorite's requires an Arima win and she has G long.
>>2919851>someone falls and breaks a glass>everyone in unison yells out "Not lookin good!"
>>2919851We were so many drunkards yesterday, kinda crazy>>2919859KEEEEEEEK
I wonder if Star Blossom will actually show Rice Shower getting hurt, or if Cygames won't allow it.
I just realized this track is non-standard distance. Goddamnit why.
>>2919857E Long btw
>>2919825It can still bring in more money if the horse's dad is still alive or he has close brothers. Kitasan isn't the only one getting drained in Japan and 5 of the top 20 are Deep Impact spawn.
>>2919868Jesus Christ Kitasan's cum is worth more than oil
>>2919867Fuji's epithet is horrifying. Genuinely doing full careers just to fail every time.
>>2919868I'm surprised Orfevre wasn't up there
Alcohol is never the answer
>>2919857True, at least it's not rng stuff like how Spe has to win by a certain length I think on the Derby?Still, it makes me jealous how easily some can get it on their favorites.>>2919867This terrifies me.
>>2919863This is the second time I've seen starblo posted out of nowhere and it's always someone being rushed to the hospital.
>>2919838>at the theater for the Uma concert>as soon as the doors open, some sperg with a Suzuka plush Naruto runs down the aisle to the front seats>think nothing of it as I walk to my own spot>soon after, some fat fuck is rolling down the aisle with heaps of food from the concession stand>”please don’t be next to me please don’t be next to me”>he stops right at my row, then asks everyone to get out of their seats for him>they all reluctantly move so he can fit>he bought two seats, and one is next to me>”hey what’s your favorite uma mine is Taiki”, he spits out along with burger and fry chunks landing on my face>too disgusted to even answer>feel the awkward folds of fat rubbing against me as he jiggles in his seat during the concert>try to get the other person next to me to swap seats>he’s covered head to toe in Mejiro merch, refuses because he doesn’t want even a single bit of it to be tarnished by the fat fuck>finally, the agony is over after hours of spit rain and Mejiro monologues>get out of my seat and look around as everyone else leaves too>some weird guy in a mask is leaving with a Nishino cosplayer>try to confront him>some fucker with a big head throws his banana peel onto the floor and I slip and bang my head, instantly knocking me out>wake up to the sounds of beeping, hear a couple of voices in the background>”hey doc, how’s it looking for this guy?”>”I’m afraid it’s not looking good.
>>2919857>>2919867>>2919875Nice Nature's racial epithet is the most difficult one in the game and it's not even close.
>>2919882It is agnst slop
>>2919867It's funny how some of these are freebies like Gold Ship's or Oguri's, then there are ones like Nature's which are just straight up impossible
>>2919863I look like this every finals day
>>2919867how the fuck is popularity determined
>>2919883
>>2919885>>2919890I don't know where I would start. That doesn't even make sense to me. How the fuck am I supposed to do this lmao
>>2919883My fucking sides
>>2919899Kikuka Sho and Tenno Sho spring are 3rd place printers when borderline on stamina I feel, maybe don't fix her mile aptitude and send her into all the mile G1s with that without trying for stats super hard
>>2919899Flower's is another one that you have to purposely be going for since it will never happen naturally
>>2919814Body positivity has been an absolute disaster for America. I feel bad for the Japs, they're fine chaps who don't deserve the next Marxist bullshit event out of our country...
>>2919825I wonder if anyone is working on ball reinstalling surgery precisely for this... I mean, if you can reinstall the balls, odds are that you can also heal a bunch of other injuries too.
>>2919878Orf has way more kids than Kita but most of them aren't crazy good to push up the earnings ranking.
FUCKING FINALALY FUJI
>>2919915Have you seen the process? You ain't attaching something that shrivels up and falls off on it's own.
>resists and fightsTamamo Cross >enjoys itNorn Ace>emotionlessOguri Cap>reverse rapes youSuper Creek
>>2919893It's being the favourite in a race, I also don't know how it works
>>2919922Very nice. Now lets see the whites
>>2919885>Am I being meme'd on? 320k fans and 3 G1 wins isn't hard at a->3 G1 third place finishes, actuallyHoly shit, why?
>There are anons who don't know about the snip>There are anons who don't know about the rubberbands>There are anons who don't know about the power screwdriver
>>2919935What?
>>2919927It's fine. I have had a problem with PP in general but we'll deal with that skill later.I have to be a little careful with the medium sparks but I'll suffer again another day. My last s.maru borrow wasn't too bad.
>>2919915it would be a lot easier to just milk your hons dry before gelding it and store the sperm, but I'm not sure how feasible that is, how young do they usually castrate them etc.
>>2919935How much of a pain would you have to be to get the screwdriver?
>>2919923I know about the rubber band method, but there's also just the surgical extraction method, which may become preferred if you can reattach them later. Its just expensive right now.Barring that, what about regrowing them with stem cells? Does that count as genetic engineering? I guess it doesn't matter if you're no longer racing.
but why?
>>2919944Your horse has to fuck mare pussy for it to count, not even kidding
>>2919947>Play MANTHow horrifying
>>2919945You're tranquilized during it.
>>2919947The best form of experience is racing
>>2919949Better than Brighter Together: Our Grand Concert.
>>2919947They're taking it easy on you since she really ran 40 graded races
>>2919946Sounds expensive and complex. At that point you might as well go straight to cloning, like that polo guy who's been riding the same mare for 6th cloned 'generations'.
>>2919948Cyberballs. Whole lotta chrome on them horsies.
>>2919947Including the debut race Dic already has 14 required races
>>2919957Not legal under the JRA, which is why ai was interested in this more expensive process.Cloning's not a bad idea though, barring the part where one disease will wipe out an entire generation. I wonder if a good fic could be made out of that...
>>2919944They can't do that without the possibility of fraud or worse, inbreeding, skyrocketing.
>>2919944Thoroughbreds are 100% dick in horse pussy only to be registered. Not sure about racing Quarterhorses and Standardbreds (cart racing horses). Every other horse breed and horse sport allows semen to be harvested, stored, and used without the fucking. This includes non-racing Quarterhorses.
>>2919978>filenameI'd be tempted. Think about the amount of devastation one could inflict by unleashing a hoard of Biwas upon Central and South America...
>>2919965>>2919978I figured it was probably banned from most competitions, otherwise it'd be seen way more often. Also japs are really attached to that generational replacement in horses and their natural cycles. Something something impermanence, buddhism something something. All that cloning tech has gotten scary good these past few decades tho so I wouldn't blame any org from banning it. >>2919967I get the inbreeding, but why fraud?
>>2919981>but why fraud?Some guy sells you frozen horse cum for $320,000 saying it's some 12 G1 winner's spum only for it to turn out it's some random farm horse's jizz
>>2919748Not a looker in the bunch
>>2919981>this is pure grade A Narita Brian sperm!>we milked them before they died, obviously!>don't tell the authorities but I also have Rudolf sperm, found it in the storeroom last month
>>2919978This is based. If you're going to make the animals bust their asses for your amusement then the least you could do is let them have some motion.
https://files.catbox.moe/i3sij1.mp4DO NOT OPEN
>>2919989Go away Shion
>>2919989HARIKITTE HINOTE!
>>2919981something something hiding horse in a stall when she gives birth on december 31st something.or just lying about who fucked who, etc etc.It's not that big of a deal, the bigger factor is Thoroughbred industry is extremely traditional and don't like changing shit, regardless whether its Japan, Europe, or the U.S.. The bigger problem however is the sport started falling apart when it was axed as a tax-shelter, animal rights activists, and just in general scene as an old person sport. Changes are a'comin and the first of them seems to be the cancellation of the triple crown (and done for jewish reasons, not health reasons) and how much Japan realized cute horse girls helped more.
>>2919957The same being getting clones repeatedly for a rich guy's sport sounds like the plot of some sci-fi novel
>>2919882Star blossome is pretty much just ryona
no, I will not elaborate
>>2920003Can you elaborate on who is the cropped out one on the top?
>>2920000CHECK'D
>>2920005I changed my mind I will elaborate
>>2919915Anon, do you know how anything works? Cuz unfortunately. When something like balls are removed it very quickly becomes non viable tissue. You can't just reattach them biology doesn't work like that.
>>2919947Iron Lady is her title for a reason, among others
>>2920003is this a political compass?
>>2920005NTA but I would assume it's a comically large Akebono, in contrast to the comically small Beeshino in the opposite corner
>>2920015My politics? Watery and in large amounts
>>2919989Now she really is kitasan black.
>>2920003>>2920007Idk if it would be ok for me to drink my wife's breastmilk meant for our child
>>2920022the kid can drink formulathe breast milk is for me
>>2920003
>>2919985Won't simple DNA testing solve this issue?
>What's an uma?
>>2920040That doesn't help when your prized mare was already tainted by shitter pre-OP tier horse sperm and gave birth to future sashimi (you already paid a premium btw)
>>2920007Can Spe tell them apart from taste alone?
>>2920005Buono
>>2920043Hey Geoffrey would make me a 3* stamina spark?
How would keiba look like without sunday silence?
Important question for those who played her careerIs she a prussian or bavarian type german?
>>2920055larper type (there were 0 toilet jokes from her)
>>2920051>how would horses do if they lacked the universal sireHorrible! Without his hashirama cells there is no uma musume
>>2920051Mejiro Anthem becomes the national anthem.
Anybody else getting connection issues?
>>2920055Prussian, she's very autistic.
>>2920055Prussian with Barvarian aesthetics.
>>2920055I had a german teacher who hated the bavarians because they were right leaning. But overall she is not bavarian leaning at least, just has the aesthetic.
>>2920003You really should have added what this was for because I thought it was related to something down south at first.
>>2920017 >>2920047I didn't even see Nishino. That's funny.
>>2920051JP keiba is kind of warped around him and his descendants so it's impossible to sayMaybe everyone would be related to McQueen or Ryan
>>2920003Does "large amounts" also imply large breast growth during pregnancy?
>>2920051Sunday Silence uma when
>>2919381It's gotta be the same group of people just trying to shit things up.Nobody gave a fuck about me talking about Windy's story months ago, even had anons asking more about her until the Windyfag decided to be a faggot.
>>2920087Doesn't always correlate but leans towards yes, especially in cattle and horses.
>>2920008Yes, I'm aware that when you cut something off, it dies, and certain parts die faster than others. We have means of keeping these parts alive with nutrient baths and whatnot.>>2920040Only if you HAVE the DNA to sample. No one's just going to HAND OVER the sperm, because that leaves them open to theft. They can also switch it out if they do let you sample it, or just flat out lie about the test from their end.
>>2920088Wouldn't that just be Cafe but American and in a different outfit?
>>2920055https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQKbS72WBVUSpeaking of, if you want some actual horses here's a pop idol visiting a few - including Flash and Acute.
>>2920093'Ery noice
>>2920088Never unfortunately.
>>2920003what does stallion milk taste like?
>>2920095And bigger tits!
>>2920113Kinda wish we got an official SS design because they way people depict her like a rabid dog covered in scars and bandages is pure trash
What star piece is available today?I hate how the game wont tell you before starting a career
>>2920122Dia, Kikuka Sho
>>2920122Satono Diamond
>>2920051Tony Bin and maybe Brian's Time will dominate before King Kamehameha joins in.Eishin Flash will become a triple crown in 2010.
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Nothing beats the rush from a wild animal chasing you with killing itent
>>2920051I'm no keiba expert, but I imagine the most obvious impact is that a lot of horses who aren't descended from him would've won more G1sTo give an example after skimming through the race records of a few umas: Vodka would probably have won at least 10 G1s without Scarlet around to stop her (and maybe even been the first to break Rudolf's 7 G1 record?) since the horses who placed higher than her at the Oka Sho, Shuka Sho, and '08 Victoria Mile were all Sunday Silence descendents
>>2920129I want tamamo to use her lightning flare on me
wtfhttps://webview.games.umamusume.com/umamusume/contents/v/index.html#/info_detail?id=1029&p=4
>>2920142>you WILL loop the racing spirit skills into every legacy
>>2920129>Planknari CrossI sleep>Titnari WonYep, I'm rollin
>We took off half TP as a joke>Anyway. Here's half TP back.
>>2920142LOL BASED
>>2920142Finally, I'm still stuck on URA loops.
>>2920142based this will harm /v/ma
>>2920142YUUUUUUUUP looks like another A+ month
>>2920142SEX
>>2920142Was the great loop forward THAT bad of a policy?
>>2920142GAME IS SAVED
>>2920150you're obsessed
I feel like half the people haven't realised it's URA scenario only
>>2920160Anon, just don't give him (You)s
>>2920164Its good for my fan runs
>>2920164I don't mind cuz i can finally inject racing spirit stamina on my lineages
How the fuck do you make an auto deck. I can't get better than s+
>>2920164More looping is more looping. I'd been meaning to try and loop some of the Racing Spirit skills into my lineages anywaysPlus, doesn't this imply that we'll get a similar half TP event for nu-Unity at some point?
>>2920170https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNE/edit?gid=1558768582#gid=1558768582Grab like 3 highscoring cards, 2 that aren't total bricks, and then LH
>>2920174Is this only for GL? This doesn't tell me what I should be looking for other than what cards
>>2920142>Thank god clubs should be more lax with half tp gone>
>>2920129wait what do they mean by new additions
>>2920175That'll be 30 TP!
>>2920184i assume this is a wrong reply, but we are around when JP got URA 2.0
Do city slickers aim for group A or group B?
>>2920179I would assume that cards score the same regardless of scenario, but you're not hitting SS on any other scenario with all the G1s unless you own Fuku/Throne. The SP and stat inflation on a per scenario basis means you have to run GL for SS consistently.>How the fuck do you make an auto deck>This doesn't tell me what I should be looking for other than what cardsAsk better questions if that's not the only thing you're confused about, people can't read your fucking mind.
>>2920190I live in a city and I would never int in a video game
>>2920192Pretty sure they're asking what actually makes a card good for auto. You can't just throw charts at every person.
>>2920129>>2920146>No Tail NineWhyyyyy... They just look like downgrades (0 idea on the ults)
>>2920201>the ults
>>2920207I still don't really get it
>>2920209>inariIf you pass someone on late-race corners, final straight you get velo boost, the more people you pass on the corners, the higher the veko>tamaproc 2 skills midrace -> speedboost, you can get some additional velo if you proc another skill while the unique is active (up to 2 times)
>>2920213Oh that sounds good. Tho the second requirements are a bit hyper specific. I'm not used to an end that doesn't have a midrace boost like Golshi. Late speed with overtakings per corner sounds worse than an ult like that or Tail Nine. Sereiously Tail Nine is such a great skill
>>2920129Pace Tama seems weird
Inari Two's tits look so fucking plump
Bros, it is with great pleasure that i inform you that i finally learned how to make a mun.This Munday is shaping up to be a special one
>>2920236is that what people called "the click" two or three CMs ago?
>>2920197There's no fucking rhyme or reason, the only way to tell is to consult the data that people have collected
1 tp per minute really is a fucking ridiculous refresh rate.
>>2920142have you thanked your loli ruler yet?
>>2920252There is actually, look at the most common cards and your answer is clear as dayIn short, starting stats, stat bonus and overall skill point gain like with pal cards make the biggest difference to pump out an SS rank, its why cards like Fuku and Throne are so good for autos
>>2920076I had a tour guide who heavily implied the Barvarians were drunk during the hard times of the Weimar and rose Hitler to power because they were drunk.
>>2920120I kind of liked my scarred horse, but what would you like as an official design?
Are burgerhours usually this slow on a Sunday?
>>2920286No, but it's labor day. We've got barbecue parties to attend to.
>>2920272And yet something with 2+ SP and a great stat stick like MLB Tachyon is a middling card
>>2920288Labor Day is tomorrow
>>2920286Labor day. Can go off fucking off doing something else. In fact I may eat out later now that I think about it.
>>2920290Most parties I know of happen on the day before, but maybe my scope is just too limited.
>>2920288>>2920292Americans just look for any excuse to throw a barbeque with the lads. I'm lowkey jelly, that sounds grand
>>2920293Most people don't actually have Labor Day off anymore so it's to be expected
>>2918112Now?
>>2920298Even if you do it's pretty ass to host a party the day before work (tuesday). Hosting monday means you have to do all the prep and then cleanup and then go to work the next day.
>labor day>don't work
>>2920309>other countries don't celebrate the labor that created them
>>2920312The labor that created me was probably a frisky night in spring of 00'
>>2920142Still not doing auto training
Labour day was in May, the fuck are Americans doing
Working on my Long parents while waiting for Oguri Wit to drop; who do you think would make a good third to either Blaze Brian Pace / Base Brian Late and Racist Spechud Late? I was thinking of maybe Kita as a Front
>>2920322More seasonable weather, to avoid overlap with Mayday, and to have a holiday in the (previously) 4 month-long gap between Independence Day and Thanksgiving.
>>2920333>Independence DayThat film was cool
>anon has birthday in spring>anon lives in western oregon>anon works on oil rig>anon has brown skin>anon is half-flipI'm on to (you)
>>2920340>western OregonOh shit, is this from when I was discussing the madness of Oregon? Thats hilarious if thats your basis.>>2920337Indeed it was. Shame that there's no good flicks like it.
>>2920340>anon works on oil rigIsn't that one of those jobs that pays well because of how fucking miserable it is?
>>2920340What?
>>2920347It is. "Pays well" is an understatement
>>2920340I also like Windy if that helps
>>2920362>Anon is the Windy Ritual Poster
>>2920340Oh shit there's another oregonfag here? >western oregonThat's like 90% of the state, nobody lives in eastern Oregon.
>>2920370I do. Come join Jefferson.
It takes one Anon's family and family friends labor day party to feed Oguri Cap... For 12 seconds.
>>2920340>>anon has brown skinmany such cases
>>2920374Jefferson is like 5 minutes off of I5, eastern Oregon is further out than BendYou're closer to me than I thought
>>2920385>>>anon has brown skinNTA but i have white and insanely pale skin, but ive been told that since im slavic that basically the same thing as being a nigger. is that true?
>>2920391Can confirm, was told slavs do not count as white anymore.
https://litter.catbox.moe/hg2u4zl89vq77iu3.jpgWould Maruzensky like me if I showed up in this car?
>>2920405ive no knowledge in uncmobiles. that means Maru would love it
>>29204071969 Ford Galaxy 500, with convertible roof and mafia trunk.Picture was taken the day that Neil Armstrong was put to rest, also on the same day of a blue moon.
>>2920357Depends where. In the North Sea? Yeah. In the GOM? Depends in your deep water or a mouthbreather on the shelf
Does Ramonu actually replace Fine Motion?
>>2920416Ramonu becomes the standard wit card, and the specialist card of whatever running style you main replaces Fine
>>2920416That hag will never replace this little qt.
>>2920416She's a better statstick and also has a gold that works for everyone on mile/medium. She's not technically the best wit card some of the time, but the fact that literally every running style can use her means that you're much more flexible in your borrows instead of being down a gold
>>2920426>Torena-san! I've turned myself into a furry.
>>2920428das rite
>>2920426Vodka wins again.
>>2920391'fraid so
>>2920426sloppamusume...
>>2920416I hope so because I feel the same way about Fine Motion as people feel about Ruby. This card is so fucking bad but we're stuck with her because we need wit. Seriously I hate this card. This is how boomers feel about the wives they hate, they wish they could leave but they're stuck in a horrible relationship. Fine Motion gives out Speed Star about as often as a boomer wife gives out sex.
anyone here ever try out uma draft?
>>2920390No god no I meant the State of Jefferson. and on the better state side. Not gonna hint anymore other than Norcal and in Days Gone. Will see you at the concert.
>>2920416>>292044620% training effectiveness, +2 wit, +1 SP bonus, and 50 specialty priority. This card is pretty damn good already.The only thing you need to remember about the card is that it makes you buy skills to activate the TE. If you don't the card doesn't activate.Hint lvl 4 is also really good on the mile and med skills it gives yah.
>>2920452I'm guessing speed skill is just anything that is velocity related?
>>2920448>the State of Jeffersonain't no way
>>2920455You don't name states after leaders where you're from?
>>2920448That makes more sense. I'm not going to the concert, hope you enjoy it though.
>>2920456i'm also a norcalfag, at least better than that 6 californias shit they tried a decade ago
>>2920446FM's issue is just training priority. When she lines up, you get fucking ludicrous gains at least.If FM had more priority, she'd be really stupid and I'm pretty sure she remains a top shelf choice for Pace after. At least until 1 wit becomes the standard.
>>2920453I'm actually not entirely sure. I read up on it and it kept saying "speed related" so I'm assuming it includes accels? I think it means any yellow skill?
>>2920453any current or target speed skill it seems, feels more explicit in JP
>>2920463>>2920466I feel like someone smart should make an example list.
>>2920470It is both, if it affects your velocity it counts
>>2920461No, there's multiple issues. At least she has starting friendship, but what she does have isn't great. Only her first chain gives friendship too, her second and third events don't give any so it's very easy for her to just dodge you all the way to senior year. Agemasen gold is a serious issue too, at least if you're running paces. Sure, Speed Star isn't a core skill, but it still tends to be helpful and I'd rather be able to get it consistently. Her events are also nothing special, the +10 energy on her second chain is only there to offset the -10 in the third. And while this is more of a comparison issue than anything else, she lacks speed bonus and SP bonus which is a bit of a downer compared to CB. This card feels entirely carried by high TE.
>>2920480Can't help but agree with this anon that finemo really is showing her age now
>>2920480Gotta remember that she was a launch card too. Pretty sure the only other launch SSR card with any relevance today is Creek and Creek isn't really ran at all in this scenario if people can avoid it.The fact that even with downsides her upsides are so good she lasts effectively two years is amazing enough.Especially when you consider that she still holds for pace for a bit after too.
>Speed Bonus +2 and Skill PointBonus +1 >Friendship Bonus (30%)>Training Eff. (5%)>Specialty Priority (65)>Wit Friendship Recovery (5)>Wit Bonus +1>Mood Effect (30%)>Fast and Furious I cannot help but feel this card is being underestimated, why has no one ever mentioned it?
>>2920491No idea but if I had to guess, it's because it's a Late Surger card, and they already have to pull like five different premium cards.
>>2920491This is a fantastic card, it was born in the wrong era though. It gets replaced by satono diamond (who had free pulls) in L'Arc. Same reason you don't pull for wit oguri
https://i.desu.si/fjOkcchY.mp4Oguri is too much. Spe would be plenty to finish all of this and I don't think she'd want more after she was done.Happy not-labor day Euros, hope your Monday is fantastic!
>>2920486I'm more arguing that wit cards are mostly fucking trash and she's the best of a bad bunch. It'd be like if Biko Speed was the best speed card for two years, except I think Biko Speed is still better in a vacuum compared to Fine Motion.
>>2920491rudolf's fuckass costume keeps distracting me from properly considering its viability
>>2920491late surger card so close to ramonu, pretty sure people in JP pulled it since they didn't know ramonu + diamond were coming relatively soon>satono diamond (who had free pulls) in L'Arcthat's not until like New Years event right? so that's like July 2027
>>2920499Are you not entertained?
>>2920501Yeppers, wit epsatono is releasing around that time. Groove releases next month but its just not wise to pull for her unless whale. Its only half of GL and All of GM out of use when everyone can cope just fine with wit nature
>>2920453seems like in JP>speed raising skill = velo + lane movement>speed-raising strength increase skill = accel
>>2920491Because we're moving to 2 speed decks after this scenario until the Ramen scenario because Cygames realized that they were losing money because no one wanted to pull anything but speed and wit cards. You've already got Kita and Tachyon/Maru at this point, and El is in the not too distant future. There's plenty of decent cards that just aren't worth pulling with foresight, existing decks, and how scenario changes deck building
>>2920515so is foresight losing cygames money then since people are pulling on fewer banners
>>2920491That does look pretty damn good actually. Kinda similar statline to CBI would assume the issue is that most dedicated late mains will have already invested in wit Nature, and would probably rather stick with that as their non-Ramonu wit card for now until it gets powercrept more decisivelyIt'll probably be a good borrow for lates that already have OYL, though, or maybe for longer mediums where OYL is less reliable
>MLB Kita, Tachyon, Finemo and Creek>LB1 Smaru>0 rainbow crystals or pick tickets left>1500 carats saved>Have no idea which style I wanna specialize inI feel like im going to crash and burn soon. I umaroll way too much.
>>2920520>most dedicated late mains will have already invested in wit Naturedidn't almost every single umatuber say not to pull for wit nice nature and save for Fine Motion
>>2920524Well, we've been saying not to listen to gaslight tubers for how long?
>>2920524>almost every singleexcept one!
>Wit ramonu, that'll be late November or early December, that's ages away!>it's September
>>2920521If you umaroll a lot then you probably want to main late surger, its the most populated style and a shitton of umas that arent built for it still have B-D aptitude
>>2920532we're still 4 whole CMs away!
>>2920519In a very short sighted point of view, yes; practically, no because the majority of people who're playing who care enough to do research and plan out pulls wouldn't be whaling anyway and instead Cygames can sell them selectors and other good value stuff that they can't sell to people who aren't playing>>2920524OYL got massively buffed with the changes coming early that it's now constrained to the early late race instead of being a completely random point instead. No one knew Cygames was going to accelerate a bunch of mechanics
>>2920533>you probably want to main late surger>the most expensive style of course
>>2920521>Have no idea which style I wanna specialize inHow?Do you not have a favourite uma or anything? No future umas you're really looking forward to? Not even just a style that you've grown to enjoy building and/or watching the most after a year's worth of career runs and CMs? Surely you must have developed SOME preference by now, even if it's only mild
>>2920542Never said it wasn'tBut if you wanna run the most umas its that or pace and pace is ass for a very long timeFronts aren't that numerous and ends might as well be endangered even now.
>>2920521Why did you waste your crystals?
>>2920535Phrasing it like that really fucks me up.
>>2920563Rurah still inherited the biggest and most substantial thing from Air Groove though
>>2920446Speed Star isn't even that good.>>2920491>>2920495>>2920501But what if the only late surger I truly care about running... IS Satono Diamond?!
>>2920532thats plenty of karats desu
UMA MON IS BACK.
>>2920587Now? It's bedtime though
>>2920584If you only care about running one specific Late Surger then you probably shouldn't invest in Late cards, now should you?
>>2920584Speed star sucks ass but you know what sucks MORE ass? Prepared to pass
>>2920589WRONG
anything worth using this on now (aka next week when i pull on creek), really the only things i'm thinking about are>SMaru 1->3LB>whatever LB of creek i still needor should I save them for ramonu/progenitors/bourbon if i get fucked by luck
>>2920553I am quite the lucklet anon. Got 0 fines and 0 smarus in 200, 0 kitas in 200 all the way back in URA, and i didn't reroll for creek or anything when I started the game.
>>2920588yes! (actually end of the month)
>>2920593I'd stop at LB3 Creek. LB1 Maru is playable, and while LB3 Maru is amazing (+1 hint) I personally don't think it's worth 2 crystals/60k carats.
>>2920595Is Jordan still going to be the rarest uma do you think?
>>29205933LB smaru is fine. But id just save it use my smaru at LB1 and Im 3/3 in GL CMs too
So I'm here testing out my race simulator thinking it looks really bad the way the runners jolt to the left when they cross the finish line on some tracks (vid related) and how I ought to fix it but...
>>2920598Zephyr
>>2920600This is seriously cool. How did you end up figuring out how the movement mechanics worked?
>>2920600I boot up the game and watch a Sapporo race and Nishino jolts to the left as she crosses the finish. I guess my sim is pretty accurate lol.>>2920603It's all based on the race mechanics google doc
>>2920598Shakur
>>29206071 or 2 pregnancies is sufficiently enough to domesticate golshi
bros... I just checked chrono... it's really not looking good for /us/ and if this keeps up I, Anon E. Moose, will leave the club next monthJust look at this, Dan Chow should do something about it, lets discuss this very serious matter for the following 500 posts
>>2920613Phallusbros... when are we going to finally merge with p/v/ssy?
Lack of rooms is concerning
>>2920595Nice I still have my firestarter G rating uma somehow
Los Alamitos Race 1. Pick your winner!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ61UQpKOyE Please be civil.This is located between Long Beach and Disneyland.
>>2920613>DICK's umaIs that the Reddit antenna?
>>2920626Run Auntie
>>2920626RUN AUNTIE T RUN
>>2920542Speaking of, I really need to plan out my own pull stuff. Mixing pace and late is gonna suck, but at least pace is generally "general" pull stuff.
>>2920626Princess Daddy is probably the most out there name.But in the name of /mlp/, I shall call it for Cloppina Pasadina.
>>2920626>cloppina pasadinais this like one of those tung tung sahur sloppa names?
>>2920626>Run Auntie T RunThis is such a funny name it gets my vote.
>>2919868real steel's leading progeny isn't Forever Young?
>>2920626#2 Promise me Kat wins by a neck, barely holding out against #3 Cloppina Pasadina and #4 Princess Daddy's late spurts.>>2920639>>2920637>>2920640This is basically in Los Angeles and heavily Mexican influenced.
>>2919698I tried getting into Monster Hunter and the controls were just so tedious (i started with the first PS2 game)
>>2920653You better not be playing it in keyboard
>>2919698It's actually Ace Attorney or Dragon's Dogma
Race 2 at Los Alamitos. Pick your winner!
>>2920641netkeiba is kinda weird when it comes to foreign races.
>>2920626Free program for these raceshttps://www.losalamitos.com/Admin/pdfs/FreePrograms/20260906.pdf
>>2920668GREY POWER>daddygaveittomethese fuckin names
>>2920668Let's go, Fucking Karen!
>>2920620CM19 is Xogger slop so I'm not even bothering.
>>2920680I just notice that. topkek
Oh shit they're mixing Thoroughbreds (umas) and Quarterhorses.
>>2920668>Daddygiveittome
Daddygaveittome apparently gave it to the competiton.
>>2920668and #4 Daddygaveittome won with an early spurt and no one could catch up!>>2920692Congratulations anon your uma won!
>>2920695Aw... What place was Fincarin?
>>2919789>La Creatura de Barco d'Oro has a late startPottery.
>>29207002nd place. She's #1/red.
>been looping paces non-stop>check what I have now since wit oguri is around the corner>not a single medium
>>2920706Oh shit, nice. A shame they were distanced though...
>>2920129>1488 growthsMy chud hero...
lol 5 and 6 are owned and trained by the same person but they aren't coupled as an entry - shenanigans.
Race 3 at Los Alamitos. Pick your winner!
>>2920713>Nostrangrtotherain
>>2920713>Lord DunmoreFarquad ass name
>>2920713WIN HAPPY
>>2920713SUPERMAN SHAQ
>>2920713win habbi :D:DD:DD
>>2920713>Winhappy
>>2920713Lord Dunmore.I want them to win with a name that audacious.
is ines fujin scripted to lose kikuka sho or something? out of 10 careers, i've only won it once, and i lose all the other times, even with like 470 stam
>>2920713>>2920722>>2920726>>2920727and #1 Winhappy slaughters the competition for race 3.
>>2920747Sounds like #2 should have Dunmore to win
>>2920747Happy!
>>2920747SHE FUCKING DID IT!
>>2920747Happy! Lucky!
>>2920745Seems very risky as a front runner with that much stamina but I don't know her apptitudes or her in general.
>>2920753Minna de Rickey!
Race 4 at Los Alamitos. Pick your winner!And stream reminder here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ61UQpKOyE>>2920672And the racing program (basically race schedule with tons of details).
>>2920747Happinessbros, we fuckign won
>>2920777Nijinsky Halo is a huge name to live up to. He'll need all the support he can get to fill those shoes, so he has mine.
>>2920777ZOMBO BOMBO
>>2920777Who is JT and why do I have his watch?
>>2920777>J T's WatchJordantore's watch?!
>>2920777and #5 Comedy Town laughs it all the way to the bank.
>>2920794That's funny.
last couple races did NOT break Mr. Chalk
>S-so, you can snuff out the hopes of some idols... Nothing is stronger than an uma's dream! One star is all you need to light up a whole world!Which uma would say this?Light Hello might.
Race 5 at Los Alamitos. Pick your winner!>>2920814Dumb Birb
>>2920823Mr. Apolitical Merl? He's got my vote!>dumb birdI don't think Opera O would get flustered enough to stutter delivering that.
https://x.com/JoneDanen9ga/status/2096441961976856758peen!
>>2920814Win Variation every time she finishes as the runner up at a G1.
>>2920823LIGHTING CAPO HOLY
>>2920823Flying Free 123
>>2920823SEEUWHENISEEUWhat are these names. I better see her up at the finish line.
Since we have races going on, would you mind if I bake after reaching the image limit?
>>2920842>neutralleader.jiffylube
>>2920842SEEUWHENUBAKE
got some oklahoma and texas horses in this one
>>2920841Lookslikeudid
>>2920855Absurd name to take the win, I cannot wait to read up her uma story in 5 years.
>>2920823>>2920841#6 seeuwheniseeu wins the super sprint!>>2920828Looks like he had a freak out or the jockey pulled hard to the right when he was crashing into the other horse.
Best tomboy.
>>2920860Whoops forgot pic
>>2920613KEK
>>2920870>>2920870Hope I didn't mess anything in the OP
