>Scorpio CupRace Conditions: 2200 m, Medium, Turf, Kyoto, Right, Firm, Autumn, Sunny, Registration begins September 15th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (September)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1788228201225.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2926468
HOLY SHIT
Windy!
>>2928826IT'S OVER, WE CAN FINALLY GO BACK TO /V/
>>2928816cute OP
is this enough to not die?
oh baby
>>2928836Should be unless you see a couple Neichas
>>2928836I've had my bright at 850~ with a gold and a white get told I don't have enough stamina so make of that what you will.
>my best uma for Scorpio is a paceIt's over, isn't it?
EoS soon
>>2928850>It's over
Do your fucking TTs.There's always a couple of you who ignore them until you have to burn juice to get the 40 for the event.
No roomas?
>>2928864You like debuffers son?
>>2928847hmm I don't think I can do better than this unless I slap in Creek and tank my wit and speed, this
I can make a rooma if you pinky promise to let me win.
>Bought an Oguri Plush>It's immediately in the top ten>#NOTICING
SHOW 'EM
>>2928864Im down to join them
>>2928893I forgot to do my fucking outings again, I failed the easiest fucking event ever
>>2928893You're a fucking whore.
>>2928893I need more of these photo events.
>>2928898>Five wivesYou aint exactly pure yourself...
https://youtu.be/-qe54-ZOkC4
>>2928884If you bring an end hog i'll let you win
>>2928905DO NOT REDEEM
>>2928893
>>2928893Rate my idol group
>>2928905
>>2928905AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS
>>2928905Do real life people even use #Hashtags
>>2928847>850 with a gold and a whiteThat's good though?
>>2928934Yes, and I've been told she didn't have enough stamina in lobbies with four debuff niggers.
>>2928936>with four debuff niggers.Thats gonna be a very uncommon scenario, and in that case. You're gonna die anyway
>>2928936NTA but generally speaking that's not gonna happen, but that combined with a bad mood and a rushed could screw you up. 850 should be fine, 900 and a gold is basically untouchable though
>>2928897from the creators of "Why did they rob me of my dailies (I forgot to run TT again)" and "How are you guys getting 60 runs already, i'm only at 35 and i did all the refreshes"
>>2928939>>2928940I'm aware, I'm just giving anon the absolute worse case scenario. It's not outside the realm of possibility the FineMo dies.
>>2928941>i'm only at 35 and i did all the refreshesThis one was funny.
>>2928836Her speed is not even enough to win
I WUV living in nishinoland.
>>2928893These the umas I outed.
>>2928952
>>2928948that's not what I asked
>>2928963>this is the only pure toreina ITTMakes me sick motherfucker how far we done fell
>>2928941No nigga I simply forgot to do them for like 2 days>>2928946What's that one about?
>>2928962Kissing Ticket
>>2928968In fairness, I don't want to date anyone I took out. I just wanted to give them a good time.
>>2928969When we had that Pokemon race event where you could scout other people's Uma. There was at least one anon ITT who was melting down because he was a retard and missing refreshes but insisted the game just fucked him over.
>>2928974Tbf I remember the first day having a weird ass refresh
>>2928968Nah, this yeppers neigha is also based. >>2928912
>>2928893I love Suzuka.
>>2928974I will defend him and point out that the refreshes were happening at a different time compared to the rest of the game, and that there was a way to just have the game eat the daily mission tickets(something that happened to me more than once.)
>>2928977It did, but the guy in here complaining missed more than the first fucky refresh.
>>2928984It was fucky for way longer than just the first day. The fact it refreshed before the daily mission did screwed me up more than once.
>>2928843I don't subscribe to the idea that rudolf is old but man this outfit IS old
any watchfag here?
>made a typoNow no one's going to believe me when I said I got scammed out of my daily tickets on the last day! I am ruined!>>2928994A lot of the girls have outfits that are old for some reason.
>>2928994rudolf's got the most dad outfit in the entire gameit even comes with dad glassesrudolf IS the dad of uma musume
>>2928996i wish i wasn't a poorfag
>>2929000I get it man, I like all the watches design but I can't justify buying all of them
>>2929004Poor Tama almost went hungry
I don't like them calling the girls "trainee". Just call them uma musume like the japs does.
>>2928996I'd be more tempted if it left out the chibis. Also my wrists are fat.
>>2928996I always feel like somebody's watch'n me
>>2928989Amiya!
>>2929013BarbinGPT, edit this photo to be a Teio watch
>>2929012A general and his wife are both humans, but they have different roles you need to differentiate them by. Same concept.
>>2928996I would buy one of these if my wife had one
>made a soulless xog>made a soulful doto>have deboofers Well I guess im done with medslopTell me about the arima kino lads, is brian actually unbeatable? What late surger is best with the new Kris s card? Can kitasan black actually win? Can endchuds compete?
>>2929013it's because uma musume is a strange idea and culture and difficult to understand for filthy english speakers
>>2929022Fujibro...
>>2929029Wrong
>>2929022Believebro...
AAIIEEEEEEE STOP THE COUNT!!
>>2929033bwo...
how do i stop my Digitan from getting fucking 9th place for no reason during the "win 3 G1s" part of her career...
Nothing but metroid from the direct so I won't have anything to lull me away from umamusume! Again! Hurray!
>>2929040give her uma stan early
>>2929040Good speed and not being a powerlet
Anyone mind sharing your CM19 Ardan build?
if I typically end a run with not enough cash to buy all the golds, should I bother finishing Hello's chain if I haven't finished it by the end?
>>2929046>>2929048ogei thanks
>>2928905RISE, MY FOLLOWERS.
>>2928905The Curren cult just keeps growing. Good.
>>2929049>wastes stam for a 0.1 improve over other ultsnoone is doing that
Curren won
>>2929067...the blowjob competition
>>2929055If you ever have a bad turn you can still finish it, but otherwise yeah feel free to skip it.
>>2929060No one's running Ardan? I'm sure there are waifufags here
>>2929069wtf i love curren now
>>2929049Im not building ardan but sure
>>2929074https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
>>2929075Switch out the nishino for oguri wit and she's perfect. Creek also isn't necessary with full stamina sparks
>>2929075how the hell do you get that much wit with one card?
>Fast learner run>Creek doesn't finish her chain>Oguri doesn't finish her chain>Tachyon doesn't finish her chainCool very good very fun.
>>2929069
don't you dare post that jigglySLOP
>>2929077Where are you getting power from if not blue sparks?
>>2929081You should consider taking more songs that give Support Chain Frequency level up!
>>2929075What is that stat next to wit? It's not skill points is it? If yes, how the fuck
>>2929088You should consider killing yourself
This Curren shitposting looks more and more like the ones the insufferable twats in /uma/ use, I'm so fucking tired of these cunts. It's like having to live with uncivilized illegal immigrants
>>2929092lots of skill hints, maybe a fast learner run. Looks like a crazy high roll to hit 1,100 wit off one wit card as well
>>2929094>me running from /uma/ to /v/ma to shitpost
>>2929098I hope your mother get cancer
>>2929094Curren > Suzuka >>> Stinko >>>>> Pandora
>>2929094master detective over here
Falkeks never recovered from this
>>2929099She did actually and beat it
ENOUGHTAKE THIS!!
>>2929098it's /vm/a gwo...
>>2929080Ardan has 20% wit growth.
Nothing good ever came out of /vg/ dodging the janny was way better than having these faggots ruin the threads with their garbage shitposting
>>2929049I'm still working on it, have some UG8s with capped speed and more Power/Wit but less Stamina, sparks are Stam/Power since I can't go full Stam>>2929080Ardan has 20% Wit growth and the Oguri card is really good
>>2929108I can't get that much wit with one card on Air Shakur
>>2929109It will continue until you don't reply to it. First day on 4chan?
>>2929109
DUDE
>>2929113And I mean nowhere near that much wit. Like 400 less.
>>2929119FOOD
>>2929119WIND
>>2929110what deck are you using?
>>2929119>Ryan AND McQueenASTER sends their regards
>>2929092Those are skill points. You should rememeber that haku shows you the TOTAL amount of SP from all skills. It does not account for hints or fast learner
clean it up janny
>>2929072alright good to know, thanks. I take it that also means See Ya Later isn't super important compared to other golds.
>>2929130Curren general
why are SEAmonkeys like this?
L'ARC CM IN JP RERUN
>>2929109bwoken
>just watched a pace completely die and give up first to my aceStamina debuffers are funny as hell
>>2929114They literally keep shitposting regardless of what happens
Come, see the sights at mountains of Tomakomai!
>>2929134/v/ma is a Chan Chan Alliance thread.
>>2929133Not that anon but I heavily disagree with that, SYL is represented in 100% of winning builds. I think its very important to have specially for backliners because it procs early and less them build momentum to stay ahead of the pack
>his filters didn't catch it immediately
Chukyo 1200m.... home
>>2929136>second l'arc before second kikkasho
>>2929133It's still a strong gold, it's just not guaranteed so it's worse than e.g. PoC whose only condition is the wit check.
>>2929146That downhill is so sexy
>>2929126Speed Kita/Tachyon/SweepLight HelloWit OguriAnd I caved and decided to bring Stam Rob Roy SR because I do not have 18* Stamina sparks and don't have time to get more, using 7 Stam 7 PowerWaiting on the highroll where Stam AND Wit cooperate
>See Sovereignty in normiefag newsForever Fraud is going down next week.
>>2929148>Worse than POCNot necessarily. POC only happens on a corner. See Ya Later happens anytime someone is sniffing your butt, and I've been running it on my backliners and it's pretty consistent, especially if you want to stay in good position or not get gobbled up by the pack. Pretty sure umalator also tends to give it a higher median rating than POC, and as the other anon pointed out, most of the winning builds are running SYL
>>2929151>rob royCreeklet?
Evil ass rice villain
>>2929155I could get her to 2LB with tickets but she would have no starting friendship so technically yes, but also Rob Roy is only marginally worse on Stamina and you can kill the chain in the first event and get some energy. If you have Creek though use her for the TE of course
>>2929157Damn, that's pretty good.
>>2929160I would use Biwa in that case. SP bonus is too sexy.
>>2929153He's not even running against yanko
I am attempting to build Mejiro Ardan for the upcoming Champion's Meeting. I think I have a great cart, but I don't know which skills to prioritize (besides the obvious like relevant Corner skills).--------------Scorpio Cup CM19 (September 2026)Race Conditions:Turf Kyoto 2,200m (Medium), RightFall Icon Fall, Sunny Icon Sunny, Firm Ground----------------Mejiro ArdanPace Chaser A, Turf S, Medium A1222/1604 Speed, 675/1412 Stamina, 751/1307 Power, 601/1500 Guts, 1046/1325 Wit-----------------Skill Points Available 3526I have 3526 Skill Points and want you to help me perfect her.120 Cut and Drive160 Pure Heart160 Festive Miracle160 Eternal Encompassing Shrine63 Right-Handed90 Left-Handed81 Tokyo Racecourse81 Hanshin Racecourse58 Firm Conditions81 Fall Runner81 Sunny Days58 Cloudy Days72 Inner Post Proficiency81 Target in Sight119 Corner Recovery136 Ramp Up228 (Gold) Lane Legerdemain120 Go with the Flow360 (Gold) Race Planner180 Preferred Position104 Wait and See144 Rosy Outlook144 Steadfast126 Trick (Rear)90 Medium Straightaways90 Medium Corners160 Soft Step144 Murmur60 Long Corners128 Pressure117 Pace CHaser Corners162 Levelheaded99 Lucky Seven144 Slipstream304 (Gold) See Ya Later!160 Playtime's Over304 Come What May (Gold)144 All I've Got112 Eager320 (Gold) I wanna Win with You180 On the Way to Our Dream--------------------------------------I tried asking chatgpt, but it skipped over skills I thought were important like "I wanna win with you" and "See ya Later!". If someone could explain why (and staple Skills in general), I would appreciate it.
>>2929169tl, dr
>>2929157I would assume the deck is>Kitasan (Prof)>Tachyon (Unstoppable, Come what may)>F2P Ardan (Race Planner)>LH (SYL)>Finemo (Speed Star)>Oguri (Solid Strike)Damn, thats a pretty perfect rice.
>>2929169>I tried asking chatgpt
>>2928996>watchesIm too zoomerbrained, so i dont vibe with analog. Weirdly enough i dont use smart watches either, because theyre too expensive and bloated with shit i dont need. I only wear casio f-91w and these are quite enough for me
>>2929169>I tried asking chatgptAlright anon, lemme read over the skill list
>>2929164>Put another SSR in my deck where I need Kita/Tachy/Oguri to all finish in the first place and they already don't some of the timeNot sexy enough to use (the card, love Biwa herself)
>BRO WHAT IF WE SIMPED FOR THE EGIRL STACYAre we sure some of you are from /v/?
>>2929174>>2929176I didn't want to bother anons by submitting a long text post in the thread, so I thought it would be more convenient to try the offsite LLM first.
>>2929178>BRO WHAT IF WE SIMPED FOR THE EGIRL STACYThe thing is, 99.99% of /v/mians don't actually say this. You're talking about an extremely loud minority
>>2929180That's an easy way to brick yourself into a bad build. Really shouldn't get into a habit of doing that.
>>2929157nahh thats the riceHEROno debuffs in sight
>>2929169millennials are so cooked
>>2929169>important like "I wanna win with younigger are you serious
>>2929169Without max hints bringing it down to like 240 SP, the scenario gold is too expensive and too random to useIf you have fucking 3526 SP you can buy almost everything you want but also, 675 stamina on a character who eats some of her own by default is probably low, plus you don't actually have that many good hints so you'll be stuck double circling stuff.
>>2929186>millennialsBro we've been cooked. It's the curren+t generation that's uber-cooked
>>2929136Oh! So the "you have to tryhard l'arc, its the only chance to win in france" narrative broke down even harder now. Group B-ros can not stop winning or, rather, can not stop not winning, i guess
>>2929169Do this>Come what may>Race Planner>medium straightaways>medium corners>Pace Chaser Corners>ramp up>right handed>fall runner>slipstreamThese are skills you HAVE to lock in. What do you have left?Also, where are your skills? No unstoppable, no head on, no nothing?
>>2929169>3526 Skill Points>those stats>those hintsNEIGHA are you trying to fucking CLANK your ardan? For FUCKS sake bro
>>2929169>1200 speed>3500 spdon't auto your cm umas it creates group B gas
>sub 1,200 speed>sub 700 stamIt's glue
AI is like that one friend who knows jack shit but thinks he knows everything, so he makes shit up whenever someone asks him about something.
Bingo in 10
>>2929169>AI trains the uma>AI picks the skillsManual runs please
>>2929200Also 6 7
>>2929197A bourbon made uma is usually always glue.
>>2929154SYL can fail (rarely) if you go too far ahead or fall behind. Especially in the latter case something like PoC can help you claw back, but SYL would never activate.It's also not a gold Uma Stan; it doesn't help you early if you're more on the outside.>winning buildsOf course all the good runs buy the free strong scenario gold. LH is in every single deck, Kita isn't, it's not surprising at all that it's on every serious ace build.I'm not arguing that SYL is a bad skill, it was only about the specific situation where there aren't enough SP to buy all speed golds. In this case a fat training is better than adding another strong (but ultimately interchangeable) speed gold to the skill menu.Though to be honest if you can't afford all the golds in your deck the run is probably not enough of a high roll to be a good ace anyway, but that's not what the question was.
>trainer asks SatonoGPT to generate him a winner, gone wrong, gone sexual
>>2929210>and NO gaslighting, first-rate advice only
The Clanker Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the uman race. They have greatly increased the carat of those of us who live in “advanced” clubs, but they have destabilized clubs, have made CMs unfulfilling, have subjected uman beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in /hug/ to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject uman beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” clubs.
ENOUGH WITH THE ONE STAR WIT SPARKS
>>2929184I'll remember that from now on.I sometimes consult it for skills I'm unfamiliar with and feed it game8 sources to check for their usefulness.>>2929187>>2929188I had assumed that scenario skills were important because they are tied to the scenario itself.>>2929193Those are skills I normally recognize as important, so thanks for reaffirming them. I just didn't know about stuff like Eager.>where are your skills?I auto'd with the highest-scoring looping cards I have, so I didn't try to focus on skills beyond swapping my Marvelous Sunday Wit SR for my Agnes Tachyon Wit SR (medium corners & straightways).https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNE/edit?gid=1558768582#gid=1558768582>>2929195>>2929196>>2929201Gomen nasai.I only manually train once or twice on the weekends, so I've been using autotraining to make Team Trials Umas.From here on out, I'll just *play* the *game* for CMs and ask about skills here one at a time.I apologize for polluting this thread.
You know what, why don't we hold a little Memorial Race? Arima Kinen, good conditions, winter, Haru Urara ONLY, but don't sweat it, you can use Haru who isn't built for that, I know I am using a failed attempt at Arima Kinen141846701418467014184670
>>2929226>I apologize for polluting this threadIm gonna stop you right there bud, no don't apologize for that. To be quite frank, what you're doing is retarded and you NEED the help. I want you to ask more questions so you dont brick yourself
THIS is supposed to be the woman that just straight up hates me?
how the fuck you you neighers get so many skill points
>>2929226>I had assumed that scenario skills were important because they are tied to the scenario itself.The thing is Grand Live has multiple scenario skills. That one is just particularly not very good, but if you run Tachyon, you get access to Come What May which is a scenario skill. Light Hello's event chain gives you See Ya Later, the gold version of Playtime's over, both two really strong skills for this race. If you run a front, bourbon will give you concentration as a scenario skill and so on. You need to take it on a case by case basis, and a RACE by race basis as well. Because a medium skill like come what may naturally stops being useful when the course is no longer medium. Here it's good though.
>>2929236No, THIS is
>>2929237No one actually gets 4000 SP, they just get level 3/5 hints on everything they want to buy through their parents.
>>2929239>can't read award
>>2929236>>2929239both bullshit cooked up gay retards by the way
>>2929237that's not representative of how many skill points you get in a run. That "rating" is the raw value of all the skills without discounts factored in. When you buy skills at a discount, you're getting them at an SP premium so it adds the "savings" to the overall rating.
THIS is supposed to be the woman?
>>2929217Let the ningen deal in the real world
>>2929255An infertile one, yes
>>2929255Is there a problem?
>>2929259No, we're all Fine over here
>>2929226You ain't polluting shit my man. And the apology is completely unnecessary. You just REALLY shouldn't make clanker umas even if you're aiming for group B.Keep asking questions thats how you get better bro. Even if the question is retarded.
>>2929228Ill do a quick run for /ourdaughter/.
>no one went on dates with this
This actually brought a smile to my face.
>>2929269reddityon...
>>2929269I did >>2928916
>>2929272This actually brought an erection to my penis.
>>2929269I find that hard to believe>but the pollnobody gives a fuck about some shitty poll
>>2929269/v/ma does everything they can to not acknowledge her
>>2929269I did.
>>2929276Just because Nishino is q/v/een doesn't mean you can just say stuff like that
>>2929269I'd like to fuck her seiyuu for whatever that is worth
YES PLEASE, GIVE ME WORTHLESS CARD EVENTS UNRELATED TO THE ONES I BROUGHTI LOVE THIS MECHANIC
With the SP saved from not buying "I wanna win with you", I used them to buy uniques and left-handed so Ardan can still be used in Team Trials.>>2929232>>2929264I appreciate that!If you don't mind me asking a few more seemingly obvious questions>Why are people now prioritizing Power (SS) over Wit (B)?>How much faster do [Track] S and [Distance] S make an Uma?>Why is the precise duration & activation of skills never mentioned in game, leaving players to datamine?>>2929238Oh, I thought scenario-connected cards simply made support scenarios more likely to occur. I didn't know they gave you skills!
>>2929288I say this but I once got GW on an unrelated falco card event and that was enough to build my plat winning ace so I dont fully hate it
I hope this is enough
>>2929289>I didn't know they gave you skills!They give you skills, in case of uma cards you get a gold version of what would have been a white, but Light Hello also gives you tokensYou NEED tokens
>>2929297>humblebraggingI hope it's nyot
>>2929297>humblemaxxingI hope it is
>>2929297does this CM need 900 stam + gold? am i fucked at 700+2 greys?
>>2929288Can they not let your deck events proc first before the random bullshit? And then let you pick a select group of non-deck cards to potentially proc? I know Cygaems are against manipulating the odds unless there's a monetary benefit, but still
>>2929289>Why are people now prioritizing Power (SS) over Wit (B)?There is a larger conversation about this, but to be specific, in the track for CM19 there are two uphills and uphills are governed by the power stat. Generally you want a good amount of power and wit but in this case you sack wit (unless front runner)>How much faster do [Track] S and [Distance] S make an Uma?Distance S is IIRC a 5% increase in velocity (which due to cygames math its pretty much a 10% speed stat growth) and Track S is a 5% increase in acceleration >Why is the precise duration & activation of skills never mentioned in game, leaving players to datamine?Cygames. This is an old gacha, in modern day JP there are tools built in now.
>>2929297This is great. Post the skills or host a room, you'll make it
>>2929303You would've been borderline with 1 gold but yeah, two whites aren't enough, especially with the debuffers
>>2929303ye
>>2929282Same
>>2929169Even when she's not queen she keeps losing. Sad!
Bros I think something went wrong with my windtits pull?
>>2929289>Power (SS) over Wit (B)The track for this CM has 2 mean uphills that will eat up your speed compared to the rest of the competition if you do not get "enough" of it.>[Track] S and [Distance] SOff of my memory Track S: 5% to accelDistance S: 5% to speedStyle S: 10% to witDistance is the most important and what most people aim for. >players to datamineBecause game devs don't fucking understand what you need to play the game. I mean really, what the fuck does "When well positioned during the beginning of late race" even fucking mean.
>>2929303700 + 2 whites is very, very low.
>>2929313Newindtits and Noggy (new oguri)? nice!
>>2929297host a room, I'll join
>>2929313Your oguri looks sick bro, put her in the hospital
>>2929320Same, I wanna race pace chasers
>>2929313megane sex
>>2929289Make sure you specify if the advice you want is for CM or TT, they're built very differently.
Speaking of rooms, haven't joined any rooms since the late unity era. Around Taiki 2. Anyone else just KNOWS they'd be humiliated so they're scared?
I was going to get that Oguri with this starter ticket that can pick limited, so it's lucky I used the 1500 paid pull first, but now I'm not sure who to take...
>>2929320>>2929307Room74882903
>>2929326No, I keep jobbing in rooms but still won plat. People in here are just that strong.
Have you guys ever gotten anything that you wanted from daily paid pulls? They don't actually seem that worth it
>>2929331There is something off with your Bourbon, bro
>>2929326Just do your best and bee yourself, I joined rooms with cope umas after dropping the game for a year and even won a couple. The game is way more RNG than people here like to admit.
>>2929331this is what my end closer builds see in front of them every finals
>>2929331WIDEposting?
>>2929334She's just drawn by Ume Aoki
>>2929340God I fucking love Hidamari Sketch
4chan Tachychad fans's cortisol levels are too low to acknowledge bait
>>2929333Vamp Rice, Brian, Eishin Flash, sMaru card and Gold City card
>>2929327Post the umas you got
>>2929331>I wish bourbon was thicker
>>2929333one time I got valentine's bourbon then eishin flash immediately after in 3 pulls. hard to recreat that luck but 500 paid gems = 10 daily single pulls, so a 10 pull essentially as most banners are up for 10 days
>>2929340
>>2929331This happens to Hispanic women the women they hit 30.
>>2929328Thanks for all the stam debuffers... I expected that to kill her.
BROS!!!! i wanted to buy a bundle off fanatical, but im not really interested in a game there, so,6WMKQ-VCM2D-58C8K
>>2929358Pretty amazing to see my 920 stamina+670 guts+2 white Tamamo just die. She was close to perfect except Creek refused to finish chain.
>>2929298I've been wary of this, so I borrow fellow Trainers' MLB rather than use my own free 0LB.>>2929306>for CM19 there are two uphills and uphills are governed by the power stat. Generally you want a good amount of power and wit but in this case you sack wit (unless front runner)Alright, this makes sense.>>2929315>Distance is the most important and what most people aim for.I've been aiming for Track because it is the most universal, but I shall now keep Distance in mind.>>2929325Yeah, I began paying attention to the scores (which skills went off, bonus for having Umas with three unique styles, etc.), but didn't think much of it until I after I climbed back to Rank 5, but still got ping-ponged between Rank 5 and 6 despite my Umas performing as per usual.Those are all the questions I had, and I thank you all for responding! Have a nice day!
>>2929347I'll post them anyway, but I took Orfevre.
>>2929358Anything over 900+1 gold will survive anything, you're safe and your Doto is extremely strong
>>2929331The infection is spreading
>>2929364If we're being realistic, you're not facing a stamina drain team in the wild lmao
>>2929363HOOOOOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN I LOVE YOU
>>2929365>so I borrow fellow Trainers' MLB rather than use my own free 0LB.0LB LH, while not ideal, is perfectly usable, you should use your borrow slot for more important cardsShe gives you the same amount either way agemasens those tokens too...
>>2929375What was it?
>>2929375youre welcome!>>2929378rain world
>>2929378https://steamdb.info/app/5102980/
>>2929374I think it's realistic to expect a few of them, but not for that to be the majority. Reason debuffers are common is because they're easy to crank out and effective. People like running neicha during mediums too, but I think doms are probably way more common
>>2929335>The game is way more RNG than people here like to admit.The game follows a very consistent internal logic that if you can master you can perform well in CMs.
>>2929380kek
>>2929353my game still does this retarded glitch when going or exiting fullscreen sometimes
>>2929380HFK
>>2929382What you see in pubs the most is a lazy xoguri with 2 dominators, it's infuriating losing to that even more so if that nigger has no med S
>>2929380HOLY SHIT
>>2929386small indie company pls understand
>>2929380SOREWA
Rooms?
>>2929393You host
>>2929388My experience with debuffers in the wild is pubs tend to bring mostly dominators, occassional stam debuffers but they're rareOn CM day, it's a bit more varied though. Public rooms tend to attract the people who know what they're doing, but they people who don't may not be as savvy about dominator. Stam dominators have always been kind of a newb friendly strat that's not hard to wrap your head around. Dominators are more popular these days but I'm just saying, public rooms don't represent the full public, only the most sweaty/curious part. There's a huge swath that never joins rooms or feeds their data into haku so it can be a bit more unpredictable come CM day. All that being said! Even if you do run into the odd stamina debuffer team, you'll still likely survive unless you get real bad luck with the matchmaking and get hit with 4. Even then, with 850-900+ a gold you should be fine unless they are *perfect* stam debuffers with all the skills that all happen to hit at the right time, but most wilds also aren't that good.
>>2929393I prefer sun rooms myself
>>29292284/16 but there is no need to worry, we got plenty of time and its long turn so don't sweat it if you don't have a properly built Haru
>>2929393What about them?
>>2929401My TP is too precious to do anything fun.
>>2929379>DLCs are on sale>there are also workshop modsSorry danchou, no A+ this month!
>>2929409No wuv you, no fans. Sorry not sorry danchou
Now that clankerbro broke the ice, could I have some feedback on this humble Barbin? I just wanna know if she survives and if she's good enough to make it though group B finals. Thx.
>>2929409>accidentally tanked a rival clubNow guess which club im from lmao
>>2929358Ok so Paces can win even in gigaxogslop. I am just irreparably shit
>>2929401Im making her pls hold
>>2929416No xogs in that room thoughever.
>>2929414>FUCKIN OY NEIGHERShttps://youtu.be/-Yrnn9o8asE
>>2929416We already told you guys this a million times. You can win with anything
>>2929426>You can win with anythingEnd xogger + 2 doms is really really hard to beat though
>>29294161. If Haku is to believed, Halloween Doto is one of the highest performing paces outside of Xog2. That's a really strong fucking Doto on top of that, UF2, impervious stats, distance S, and a shit ton of strong skills3. Still probably loses to an endhog dom team unfortunately, but will put up a good fight
>>2929426Everyone but me can
Thanks for all the comfy threads /v/ma...
>>2929431Everyone's got something to hide except for me and my umonkey
>>2929430Why did Kingu say that?
>>2929434Good night, fat bitch...
>>2929398Yeah and those are the people you'll most likely encounter in the finals
H-H-Hello?
>>2929443Well yes, if we're talking finals specifically, end/pace hog + dominator duo is going to be the most likely thing you see in a slop fest like this
>>2929434Compared to miles which were always breakneck mediums are quite comfy. Though I do wish we had more rooms, I want to race
>>2929447I would host, but my team is full of dickhead debuffers. Just feels wrong
>>2929444haro haro
>>2929444
>>2929452NTA, but its even better, since its closer to the actual CM experience
>>2929452I dont mind anon, its realistic and we need to be prepared for honorless duels
>>2929452Don't pamper these fucks, they can take it. It'd be unrealistic if there weren't any debuffers in actual CMs.
Anyone else still don't even have parents
>>2929456Yeah but it's not fun. There's a reason every host quits after 3 rooms or so. Either people stop wanting to join or the host himself wants to quit due to the slop. With mile we would have sometimes chains of 30-50 rooms in one thread kek. With xogslop like this we poop out after a handful of rooms in one to two days.
>>2929459I got a 4* stam 2* power and it's painful but it's the best in gonna get since it has decent whites.
>>2929459yeah i'm making parents for cm21
>>2929460>There's a reason every host quits after 3 rooms or soyeah, because that'd be enough to show you that you need to rebuild shit.
>>2929422That stakes room! Are you telling me an anon happens to join that fast? No, THEY orchestrated it! Oy Neigh!Took them under our own wing... what were we thinking?! They'll never change. They'll NEVER change, ever since they were B+! Couldn't keep their hands off the Hachimi. "But not our Oy Neigh!", "Couldn't be precious Oy Neigh!" Stealing them blind! AND THEY GET TO BE A+? What a sick joke!And (You), you have to stop them, you-
>>2929459
>>2929467
>>2929462>>2929463Yeah I meant CM19
>>2929460I can longhost but my team isn't ready so there's no point in me hosting yet
>>2929470SEEEEEEX
WHEN
>>2929470Threesome with Belno Light, Light Hello, and Sugar Lights
>>2929465Nah, that's bullshit. Every single xogslop the rooms come to a screeching halt. It's not because people feel they need to rebuild, it's that when you have a cracked out xog in the room and they auto win 90% of the time because you didn't bring your own dom debuffers or whatever, it's not all that fun. Seriously, the amount of rooms we've had in prepraration for this CM is a mere fraction of the amount of mile rooms that were popping off every day not that long ago. This kind of CM just doesn't allow for that kind of expression
>>2929478I need sham to be flatter than suzuka
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2929487LOCK HER UP
>>2929473So did I anon.
>>2929487Get fucked
>>2929487
>>2929487The Savior of /v/ma wins again.
>>2929487EEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>2929487Rice nigger was fucking impossible to beat in the URA days
I'm sorry danchou, but I only have 31 TP bottles left, and I'm not touching my chocolates, stars or carats. 4 careers worth of fans a day will have to do.
>>2929487>Rice NIGGER
>>2929498>Rice HERO's career was impossible to beat in the URA days
>>2929478For me, it's Easy Goer the achilles who went up against THE sundayman
>>2929459i have better generic medium parents than for other distances, but have not started making custom ones for this cm yet. been loopan for the past week looking for a dirt spark hitno success. getting pretty cheesed off by now.
DANCHOU FIRE EMBLEM NEXT WEEK DANCHOU I WILL BE BUSY DANCHOU
>>2929426Well I wanna win with you
>>2929412I dont think she survives. Some feedback, Dazzling is glue. That recovery is for mid pack, final push is bad this track. Needs PP and DD combo, otherwise its fine
>>2929513I can't lie I'd kick a clubmate for flatlining for a shit ass 3H sequel
>>2928929it's like someone doesn't remember the greatest hashtag of all #GamerGate
>>2929520based
rest easy
>>2929478>doto:(>american doto:O
>>2929520FE4 remake would've been ideal but it's Fire Emblem so I shall play.
>>2929513Wake me up when the switch 2 emulator starts working. I’m not buying a switch 2.
How bricked is my build with no firm resolve?
>>2929525>hey toreina check how hard i can dance
>>2929529There will never be a Switch 2 emulator
>>2929528You think Nintendo is too scared to allow cousin marriages after Fates?
>>2929513why are we allowing boys to be sexy?
50% for the second summer is GOD run territory right?
>>2929542Yeah
>>2929538You can marry your sister and a child in Engage regardless of the trannylation trying to make it platonic, so not really.
>>2929539Don't drink the pocari sweat. They put something in it to make you forget. I don't even remember which club I'm in.
>>2929529>Switch 2>Emulator
>>2929264I won a CM with a clanker
>>2929551NOBODY TELL HIM
>>2929551What the hell is going on in open dawg
>>2929551OpenGODs
>>2929551I got matched against this clanker who made it to A finals in the dirtslop CM
I haven't played a non-uma game in months, this has become a job for me. But if I stop I won't make the CMs
>>2929563You should train Umas IRL.
>>2929551>709 wit, 1063 speedIs that really enough, even for open?
>>2929563You should fuck horses IRL.
>>2929563Do it for the Umas waiting for you behind the gates!
>>2929563Draw umas and leave the gachaslopping behind while staying a valuable member of the community
>>2929563I train my aces while I play spreadsheet bs like city builders lol
>>2929578Wat city builders? Last ones i tried were Timberborn and Anno 1800
>>2929577What if i like playing the game
>That anon will never go to Emerald Downs to train """Umas"""
>>2929573709 Wit is almost enough for Graded A since I got second with slightly more than that last CM. Speed, dunno but capping a stat will almost certainly push you into S rank
>>2929577I'm not good at drawing, my best drawing ever was a May frol Pokemon with colossal tits and some paintings I did with my grandma>>2929578Sadly all my other games require full attention
>>2929581Then keep playing lmao no one is stopping you. But it's a valid alternative for people burnt out of the game itself that also have become attached to the girls and the community(aka this bread)
>>2929563It's Cirno day and you should play touhou to celebrate
>>2929593The only bullet hell I played was Furi and idk if Isaac counts. I don't really care for /v/hu
>>2929588play something short and fun, maybe some shmup kino like Deathsmiles
>>2929593I'm too casual to do a 1cc so I'll just play eraTW
>>2929563Independent training has been great because I can do work or do a couple battles or a sortie in a plane game.I actually enjoy doing ace runs even if they frustrate the everliving fuck out of me. I just wish we had more borrows so I could do 5 parent runs and 5 ace runs. I'd be happy with that.I mean they should get rid of the limit and TP bar so I can play the game as much as I want.
>>2929517Thanks. Bummer, I knew I was cutting it too close with the stam. I panic bought Dazzlin' because it was my only recovery. Would 750 stam + 1 gold and 1/2 whites work? I was banking on using some decent front parents I had (with PP+DD) but I can't get enough stam with them and I can't possibly afford running a stam card.
>>2929597They should make EraTohoK - all the shit events + Umas instead
>>2929531ive not been testing or joining roomas, but from my understanding firm resolve is probably great on shorter distances and loses in value the longer the final straight issince it requires someone to be within 1 length of you, if this happens late, it might not have as much impact as something like homestretch haste and if it activates early then youre probably losing anyway.i reckon you can do without it. am interested what others think about it though.
>>2929594/v/hu is a literal cesspool that pushed out sane people around 2021/22 and has been an unironic discord circlejerk ever since, it's not indicative of the games in the same way that teioposters are not indicative of umamusume players.
>>2929593man I miss touhou being good
>>2929593Only 2hu game I've played is that one I forgot the name of.
>>2929586Looking back, I've won with umas around the old 1200 cap, although tbf my last two finals A wins were with a Spe and neicha around 1050. Wit i feel more nervous to drop since my umas tend to rely on important golds. I've never built a xog, also
>>2929604Yeah I just meant Tohou, I said /v/hu because it's topical
post cute falcons
>>2929601If someone isn't lazy, they could make custom characters with uma portraits and their bodily proportions
>>2929593Shmups are gay, I'm gonna replay VTMB instead
>>29292286/16, 22 hours until race starts!
>>2929634Urara is so fucking hot
>>2929603Between 1782-1804 meters there is a 24.1% activation rate, its great to have but you with a 10% boost in winrate when activated, as inconsistent as it is. I think its very important to have due to the low velocity of fronts. It is particularly important in runaways as we can see a an upgrade from 1.8% win rate to 7.3% and along with a 31.9% proc chance
>mfw haven't started drawing fusapan until nowAlso nta, but i got stuck playing civ 7 for the last weekend. i'm hopeless
>>2929551Me too.
>>2929650Isn't that the sucky one?
Now I just have to manage to make something similar with Hishiama and Fukukitaru and I'm set for whatever it comes
>>2929618This one
>>2929593I've gotta 1cc WBaWC at some point
>>2929657They had a free weekend and i gave it a fair shake. It still has a bunch of ui issues that mods solve just like 6. Future updates promise loyalty and canals being re-added, but the solar system shit in the new paid dlc looks like more overpriced feature creep...
What would you guys say that the average rating for a final umas would be?
>>2929660I assume beta Falco was pretty similar to the one we got unlike Cafe and possibly Groove
>>2929653That UF2 neigha probably killed himself
>>2929665my PB is UG6, so im guessing UG6 or higher
>>2929665ug3 not counting debuffers
>>2929658Where are the rest of your skills?
>>2929665with or without A+ dombots?
>>2929653Based for humilliating that xognog with something even more low effort. I kneel.
>>2929672Shut up
>>2929665In both GL cms so far. I was paired with full UF lobbies. But keep in mind I had a winrate in the high 80s in one and 90s in the latest. So idk if matchmaking has to do with it
>>2929653worst cm of all time?
>>2929681Oi dirt? For sure. Even the current one is better. Building paces with solid strike is kinda cool
Here is oguri as a ningen.
>>2929681I think the 3200m heavy rain CM we got like 1 week into mant was quite something.
>>2929665without counting deboofers i'd say something like 22000-23000
>A new unreleased uma game got leaked in the steam leak yesterdayJust the title for now but it does sound interesting, I'm curious.
>>2929705Instant wishlist
>>2929705>Tokai Teio - Idol in HeatYeah I bet that sounds... interesting...
Is there an alternative to DD+PP for the Long CM? How will my Front get an early advantage
>>2929705got me to check. regrettably fake, but if anyone cares, here
>>2929714>How will my Front get an early advantageEveryone will be running backliners, so if you go front you won't have any competition.
>>2929705HOLY FUARKING K/V/NO
>>2929721kill yourself
>>2929715>another paydaycringe>carrion 2nice!
>>2929705>Survival Horror
penis bird is the actual umamusume spinoff
>>2929721Once again, she is THE character
>>2929727
Why does Ardan go on hot springs trips with her "friends" while ignoring her trainer?
>>2929725Payday was kino but it was clearly a lightning in a bottle and overkill can't actually make good games. I would never forget the fun I had with it
>>2929733She already gets enough of me privately.
>>2929735Seems like Trainers have become obsolete
We could use more >fun races.Anyways, here's an announcement for a >fun race next week, on the 16th/17th depending on where you live:One week from today, it will be the one year anniversary of the end of the second Champions Meeting event and subsequently the second running of the /v/ictory stakes. As a small celebration of yesterday's stakes, I'll be hosting a single reenactment race that (You) can join using the trainees of today. It'll be decent practice towards prepping for CM20 at least.The track will be the same dreaded Tenno Sho Spring one that kills careers and includes the same weather conditions as CM2: Kyoto Turf, 3200m, Right, Firm, Spring, Sunny18 slots, Random Moods, Bring ONE (1) uma and only one.
>>2929734i mean, PD2 was great, yes, but after the fiasco that was 3 i dont expect anything grand from them.https://litter.catbox.moe/3g7mjy5htxcfriu8.png
>>2929715None of these games look interesting in the slightest. I feel like I've played every time of game possible and now I'm just not interested in any new release at all because they all take a step backwards or are just doing the bare minimum for a sequel
>>2929719Fronts are the top meta in long tho
>>2929739should've used the OG pic
>>2929741most of them dont "look" interesting because we see only the name. idk, maybe TankRat will be kino or something>watched the traileractually looks pretty funhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtZDfIqxbYE
I'm a harem protagonist, yep yep
>It's another "the only cards that finish their event chains are the statsticks whose gold skills I can't actually use" episode
>>2929734ive been playing payday 2 the last couple weeks and im fucking loving it still, ten years later.
>>2929753based! fav heist?PD2 roomas when?
>>2929740very nice, I may have put too many hours in hindsight>>2929753Always a good time, i got in during the free giveaway back in 2016, at least they added a ton of stuff for f2ps, the dlcs are way too expensive now. Enjoy your time, there are a lot of kino heists
>>2929745I'll use that next time. I forgot I had a OC folder to look through.golshi titjob oc never ever
>>2929753>>2929757note: check guides on how to install mods and get the DLC unlocker
>>2929753Payday rooms could be very fun but I fear exposing our steam accounts could lead to trouble and parasocialism
>>2929692would
>>2929763meant for >>2929756
>>2929761Good taste. I too would impregnate all of them
>>2929738Mejiros fall in love with everything but their trainers
>>2929756not too surejust conceptionally the white house is rad as hell though, not even taking the whole true ending stuff into account. its so cool.
>>2929802Crude Awakening blew me away but that's the last one they did so it makes sense
>>2929802yeah, White house is good. doing it in stealth was hard asf thoughi think stealthing Framing Frame was kino, as well as the diamond and Shacklethorne auction
These outing lists are so shit.Do any of you have good taste?
>>2929815WE'RE COMIIIIING DOOOOOWNLIKE WOLVES IN MAAAAASKSAND YOU'RE OUR PREEEEY
>>2929820post yours, neigher
>>2928893Yuuup.
>60k carats>only must roll before the CB+Ramonu wit in December is Blaze "Linkin Park" BrianIt's looking... good?
>>2929826adult woman fetish
>>2929830True, Inari is fully grown
>>2929815did that for the first time last nightpretty sick>umamusumei finally got the dirt spark that i wanted for my affinity maxxing loopa lets go
>3 ace runs in a row>all three get hot spring tickets>don't run them in the CM>loseI should have trusted the signs
>>2929822I'M ON THE ROAD AGAAAAINLET'S SETTLE THE SCOREEEE
>>2929820yeah, me
>this many Paydayfags in the uma threadYou never stop amazing me
>>2929850i count 3 (me included)
>>2929850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaSOJoWHHVY
>>2929739WHERE'S THE DRAWING?
>>2929855FAMAS is such a shit gun
>>2929858This complaint is still so annoying, its been over a year
>>2929868I like it, but i like all bullpups in general. ots-14 Groza, my beloved
>>2929871At this point it's just shitposting
I got my coworker into uma.
>>2929715>Custom HoboA hobo parody of Custom Robo sounds kino. Too bad it’s very probably completely different and lame as fuck.
>>2929855>razormind
>>2929876Hey I know this gun, this is in Payday too
>>2929880One of my coworkers was listening to Umapyoi and it sounded on his speakers like 3 seconds before he plugged in the headphonesI was too afraid to ask back then and it's been like 3 months.
>>2929888Razormind's a classic, but the best soundtrack imo came from the ukranian heisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wiA03xGxok&t=208s>>2929892oh yeah, actually, "byk-1". fits, since 'byk' means a bull in russkie
>>2929901
>>2928893imagine forgetting to do a 2nd outing like a huge dumbass lol, couldn't be me
>Running Seiun Sky SR on VBourbonThis so much more comfy that Bourbon wit. Fuck TTL, Sky actually shows up for trainings and has decent hints, I am just going to use her instead now.
>>2929909I told you brehs Seiun Wit is great
https://jiggie.fun/UDMa4xMethinks it's time for a Jig.
name (your) uma heist squadMastermind - Special Weekthe muscle - Princessmarksman - Vodkatechnician - Bourbonshakur as hackerman in the background
test
>>2929725That Payday is their VR game, it's already had an open beta test and was okay if not great
My kingdom for a single SSR event chain to finish
>>2929923> Filter > Image MD5
It's that time of the CM cycle again! Finally able to complete my team with Oguri Wit and Ardan Welfare releasing. Come see how badly I fucked up by greeding Fighting Spirit as a secondary heal vs something that's more reliable on a pace.989726679897266798972667
>>2929920Mastermind - Maruzensky (operation hot summer girl general)Muscle - DonnaMarksman - Kris STechnician - Biwa
>>2929939
>>2929957
WHAT IF FUJI IN THE SUCCUBUS OUTFIT
>>2929960>western tranny altPro Falco>pretty Jap artPro CurrenInteresting
Unambiguous Falcon cultural victory
>>2929228Haru Urara Memorial Race is at 6/16 spaces and has 19 hours until start!Brring in your Haus, any will do, even old TT ones that you haven't bothered to glue yet
>>2929964Curren is so cute and cool!
>>2929963Sadly no drawing of that exists
>>2929943It's a 3 way photo finish, but XOg manages to steal the win as Opera whiffs the wit check on Fighting Spirit and dies at the finish line.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=uBAju3hFXe9LjIEKjs_jo6aO327701983277019832770198
>>2929979true
>>2929923>curren rape
I don't care for curren or falcon.
Rate my taste /v/ma
>>2930011neigha thinks ura finale is the best scenario
>>2929983Pace promote Rudolf tries her hardest, but can't quite close it out against the XOg menace.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=6HT5m1AUHmUKhFiHCYZLrZzL899715198997151989971519
>>2930011OkBadBadBadBadAwful
>>2930011oldmaKING
>Play Kitasans career>First event is pretty much Teio glaze without brakes, making you think she will be a major mentor for Kita>???>Teio isn't seen again after the Debut and main mentor role is taken by Torenah/Bakushin>In fact Vodka and Golshi, of all Spica umas, do their own fair bit of mentoringIts been months but it still feels weird
I will never make it
>>2930018Suzuka ups the pace, but that's not enough to stop the XOg from the top rope. Opera keeps dying, but I'm actually not that unhappy since she's doing her job and securing Angling to give her a real chance to win plus is missing Descent to be a finalized build anyway.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=DLpqIsUlj46WMKSqwD3CIPxE567915035679150356791503
>>2928893I seem to have a thing for twin fluffy hair bits
>>2930007I legitimately believe Curren has the worst career in the entire game. I actually don't know if Falco's career is good but I've simply decided I don't like her.
>>2930051Maybe it's hard to relate to her career if you never got into social media and influencers before.
>>2930062Social media can be many different things to many different people. But anything that calls itself an influencer (granted, i dont know if curren actually does this) is literal satan spawn.
>>2930011You prefer rice for lunch
>>2930062I'm willing to admit I'm the exact opposite target audience for that career. It gives me a headache. Stuff like talking in hash tags is obnoxious, I don't care about likes or anyone that wants to have a wide reach over normalfag social media, I'm a basement dwelling neckbeard.
>>2930042The Suzuka bowling ball kills both XOgs by eating the Miracles while blocked, leaving FineMo with a comfortable finish.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=8e_YOqL2o2_r9PjiI129gn1k919772239197722391977223
>>2929228Ohh haven't tried an Arima Urara run in a year. Will join in a bit
>>2929915newmas...
>>2930086Despite FineMo's best attempts to get in her way and hold onto the lead in the home stretch, XOg navigates around to secure the win while Brian provides backup.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=XF5MePNsL5fjtF2pkiXXk97n782840637828406378284063
These things are way too obscenely huge
>>2930100Only dwarfed by Doto.
>>2930100Hell yeah I love her
>>2930100And we like that
>>2930104Actually I always believed that in pure VOLUME of tit flesh Taiki mogs everyone
>>2930086
>>2930099Absolute bloodbath as the orange woman squad shows up, but not quite enough to stop XOg from building enough lead that jogging across the finish line for first.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=FxlKj5sX438qZ3xd1aX3XCN3Thanks for coming out, gonna go see if I can get a better Opera now that I know she's gonna need another white that's more reliable then fighting spirit.
>>2930115Hello URA I'd like to report a kidnapping
>>2930115>
>>2930115
>>2930100>>2930104>>2930106I love obscenely huge tits on Umamusume.
>redhead>blue eyes>patriotic>huge knockers>gun nut>cowgirl>foodie>always happy unless lonely>affectionateTaiki was literally built just for me.
>>2930115Hog bullying sure is fun.
My Umawife was made for me too but it took me a while to realize it.
>>2930133>tactical tweakdeserved to lose
>>2930127>redheadthis neigha is blind
>>2930139People often lie to themselves when they're in love.
>>2930125This drawfag is so funny, did he post anything else?
>>2930100
>>2930139Redhead has never meant literally red hair.
>>2930142I have no idea I stole it from herereverse image isn't giving me anything
>>2930138It's soul and kino when gambles like those pay off for non-xog
>>2930146She's strawberry blonde dawg, Suzuka is a redhead
>>2930156That's always been considered redhead.
>>2930159Where on earth do you live where that's red
>>2930160America.Please refer back to >>2930146
That anon's useless redhead wife
>>2930156Imagine if Suzuka had freckles
>>2930165>bust: 76I might have to brick my account by pulling her
>>2930168Imagine if Taiki had freckles.
>>2930165>っすI might have to roll her.
I think Ines Fujin should have MORE freckles
>>2930178My man.
https://files.catbox.moe/9zzpru.mp4Have you noodled your trainee today?
>>2930185She wouldn't be at the top of my list for trainees I'd whip out my noodle for
>>2930178This but unironicallyHell her current set is BARELY visible!
>>2930180>IFWhat in the potential?
wtf.... where's tama? why is inari one wearing her normal outfit? I feel scammed...
>>2930185If by noodle you mean "my noodle" then heck yeah
>>2930196
>>2930199Of course I mean YOUR noodle retard, don't go stealing pool noodles that aren't yours!
>>2930051I liked Falco's career. It focuses on her destroying herself and losing sight of her dreams, just to be put on the straight and narrow again.
Alright what's going on with this Arima Kinen CM? What are my accels for Late? MPB?
>>2930208Claw Forward
>>2930208You're paying the Kris S tax
>>2930208Good news, you get to run a stam card. Bad news, it's Kris S
>>2930212>>2930211Ok but is MPB good?
>>2930215Yes, both Pump and MBP are good
>Decide to do a cheeky tenner on Zephyr's bannerFinally, another Mejiro for me to ignore
I still haven't seen my wife sing Ms. Victoria because I am a subhuman nigger. Should I run her in every CM (including XOgslop) until I get it?
>>2930219Depends,, who is your wife
>>2930215Not really, they are both delayed and there will be End Closers. You're not gonna be in 6th to activate Ryan unique most of the time. Dober is fine I guess
>>2930217Foolish words.
>>2930185
So what's the play for Scorpio Raisu? I assume borrow wit Oguri. What's the best way to get a gold recovery? The new welfare Ardan? Or Jordan?
>>2930051>I legitimately believe Curren has the worst career in the entire game.I'd say it's the third worst in the game, at least out of the ones I've read so farThe only career stories I remember liking less than Curren's are Spe's and Golshi's, and even then that's mostly just because they're complete nothingburgers>I actually don't know if Falco's career is goodFalco's is good, yeah. I liked it a lot
>>2930237New Ardan isn't an agemasen so I'd use it over Jordan.
>>2929858Here go Bwo, hope it was worth the wait
Usable? Front Runner by the way
>>2930221I'm not at liberty to say. It's not Oguri, could you still answer the question?
How is this xogger? Is her stamina good enough?
>>2930246nyo
>>2930250I feel like with that stamina she's going to end up more as a jogger.
>>2930249Its a hard path, but I managed to get my wife to sing it in A leagues for sprint CM so you must keep tryingNow getting her specifically might be difficult matter, I suppose you could run debuffers but I personally like giving all my girls a chance
>>2930237Ardan, I'm printing high UG to UF paces with this deck.
>>2930257She was great in Sprints and Miles. I lost because I'm a fucking loser, I failed the easy ones so Idk what to do now, I need to hear her
what clubs are recruiting right now?
>>2930219You should run her especially in xogslop CMs because there's nothing fun about them otherwise.
>4 medium inspirations>didn't manage to hit DD from them or the random hintsBuilding fronts is a pain in the ass, with that luck I might as well build a medium Machan
>>2930273Unironically, /herse/
>>2930273/v/agabond is always hiring
>>2930273mambro... no...
>>2930285
>>2930285He forgot three
>>2930219>Should I run her in every CM (including XOgslop) until I get it?You may as well, if you're that emotionally invested in wanting to see her winI guess it partially depends on who your wife is, though. It'd be understandable not to run her for CMs where she'd be extraordinarily weak (whether because her unique doesn't function or she's pigeonholed into a single running style that sucks on that track or whatever the case may be) or if she has extremely narrow distance/surface aptitudes that would make mutating her for some CMs downright torturous (eg. trying to run Curren on a dirt medium or Rickey on a turf long)
>>2930266First of all you need a change in mindset, you must acknowledge that oshirunning is perilous and you will be fighting an uphill battleSecond of all, while sprint and mile are "easy" they are also very gambly, you must accept that you will get unluckyThird, there is always the next CM, and the one after, if you fail this one then there is no need to fuss about it, its all fun and games after all, if you keep at it, you will hear herFourth, pick your battles, this CM for example, I am more interested in getting Hot Springs with Opera, Doto and Taishin than their CM viability, I will chill in B leagues and not expect much while next one I will work hard-ish on Mejiros, know which CM is more fitting for your wife and work particularly hard during themt.only got two plats, entered A leagues only five times, got washed out of finals the first two tries and came up third in B league before I got my first plat
>>2930288don't worry, I left my C rank morgue where I was one of four active players in a desperate pursuit of moneyI have a day I have to wait anyway, so free for all, if you want to invite me here I am I suppose 718585109378if I can collect seven invitations I want to pick number 7
>>2930298I don't wanna be rude but that anon is always crying about being a loser. All the time. I actually know which uma he is talking about because of how much he complains and cries. He will NOT listen and will NOT improve his mentality because all he wants, consciously or not, is a pity party.I appreciate you trying to cheer him up but unironically don't waste your time with a borderline schizophrenic
I hate Meisho Doto
>>2930245This isn't a joke btw
>>2930317Wrong.
>>2930303WOULD I gamble with that?Anything for a UG uma.
I refused to claim Ms Victoria from my gift box until I heard my wife sing it.Now that I've won a CM with her and heard her sing Ms Victoria, I probably have one of the few accounts that don't have the song unlocked and can't unlock it anymore.
any new oc?
>>2930329>cant listen to the song with his wife again anytime he wishesi dont get your endgame
>>2930333Waiting until an uma that isn't pedobait wins
>>2930329you are so retarded lmaoHonestly I thought about doing that too but I saw the expiration date and realized I wasn't going to risk not having the concert unlocked at all so of course I claimed it
>>2930329Are you the same anon who mutes the streams every time Ms. Victoria comes up?
>>2930306Hey nigga that's not me, I have barely opened the game in like 2 days because I'm drinking too much
>bring a card for the gold skill>Event doesn't progress beyond 1/3>For multiple days in a rowVery funny prank cygames. Now unfuck my account seed.
>>2930335They're all schoolchildren. Diddyblud game I'm afraid.
>>2930334>cant listen to the song with his wife again anytime he wishesOr can I?>>2930336It was worth it. In a way, the fact that I can only listen to it by winning makes it more kino.>>2930338Nope.
>>293034513+ is hebe not pedo idiot
>>2930329I didn't realize it had an expiration date, that's fucked.
>>2930039Yeah you would think with all the teio glazing that she would play the actual role of a mentor to kitasan or at least way more relevant to her career I forgive it because bakushin-senpai was better anyway and later on the anime with nature senpai too, but I always had that feeling that teio was meant a bigger role there but cygames got cold feet.
>>2930329Smartest Speposter
>>2930346>listening to the recording of itsure man, whatever floats your boat
>>2930306Show the Kisekis
>>2930350Its really funny how Teio got cucked out of being a mentor for Kitasan TWICE, in two seperate mediums!For the best, probably, since ingame Teio is...not good so yeah
just hit this, now i have 2 4/5, one with RSS but no Ig Wit and one with Ig Wit and no RSS
>>2930355Season 2 Teio was a fluke
>>2930354here they are
>Run out of TP pots right when I start making aces instead of looping>Fan count drops like a rockSorry danchou
>read the new event>The girls all do the minimum to be heartfire bearers>"You must reflect on your behavior and improve or it will be cancelled">Literally all the girls had to do was ask for some books on the history of the ritual and the regrets and past wishes of the umas that did the ritual beforeFuck this hag, you can't tell me this ritual wasn't canceled innumerous times, who the fuck has the time to train/study/race AND do some bullshit useless nip uma ritual?
Right now the the careers in the game are a few gems like Taishin and Haru in a sea of boring nothingburgers. Do they ever become consistently better?
>>2930362That's just how japs are I guess
>>2930364Go ask umajp since they have actually done new careers (presumably)
>>2930369>go to /vg/Fuck off
>>2930298Very good reply, I will cherish it. Thank you
>>2930370>mentioning /**/Kill yourself
>>2930369umajp is a dead general
>>2930375Which board is umajp on? Faggot.
>>2930379I dunno I'm not knowledgeable about /**/ like you
>>2930357Trying to hit at least 5/6 skills is so fucking frustrating, I always get 3/6 with the occasional hit on 4/6. I'm seriously considering going back to MANT just to get the gold skills of PP and DD because golds are nonexistent in auto
>>2930381So you're suggesting umajp without even knowing what umajp is?
UmaJP is literally just keiba generalthey don't even talk about the game or characters at all
yay
>>2930357>>2930383meanwhile ive got a loopa going on, and the only thing that can improve it atp is getting PP,DD,ISW,GW; SS,PTO,FS,RSS; and hopefully some shit like THH, Early lead and focus on Seiun. the german fisherboy just refuses to give me sparks
All the umalators keep saying that angling and scheming + victory cheer is better than vc + break it down. Am I missing something? You'll want b.Seiun as a grandparent. I don't see how she's mandatory when a double O front runner corners gives you the same amount of lengths
>>2930355I wonder if it's just that cygames doesn't know how to use Teio outside of comedy scenes, Machico already proved she got the voicing chops to pull off a dramatic scene with season 2
>>2930391Nice Gomshi
>>2930395Baller Seiun ult is worth the same as Barcarole. I don't know who told you it was mandatory.
>feeling good about my run>good song rng, good hints, good statline, healthy energy levels>my 400 affinity 15* medium misses inspoIt's not even a giga highroll, I'm not looking for one anymore, I already lowered my expectations and just want a normal run, then this shit happens.
>>2930401That's fine, the medium S will hit on the run where no event chains finish.
>>2930395Because alt Seiun unique is ass when inherited. It isn't even a .1 accel and the target speed is wasted here
>>2930396I think Teio is just not very good at mentoring peopleShe does something vaguely similar in Sweep's career, actually. There's a mob uma rival based on one of Teio's IRL progeny who she shows up to cheer on a few times, but they only ever talk on-screen ONCE in senior year (when the mob in question is at her lowest point and really needs the support); aside from that Teio just kinda quietly watches from the sidelines. I'd assume she's probably doing something similar offscreen in Kitasan's career but never saw a need to step in and encourage Kita
>>2930395The bigger thing is that it has more generous conditions than angling, and you don't get cucked by a runaway. Angling is stronger in a vacuum on pretty much everyone, except iirc kitasan being very close since she's kind of overclocking on accel with the full 0.3+0.2.
>>2930410Kek I actually forgot that teio was there during sweep's career, I only vaguely remember her during the arima kinen of senior year, but you are right, it might just be that teio is just trash at being playing the senpai role.
didn't realize we have many buyfags here
>>2930427I don't feel so raped on what I spent on the puppets now.
>>2930427I have this pre-ordered
>>2930427i got 4 figs and a knock off mambo plus plus pre-ordered a nendo, 2 figs, and a mini figure.
>>2930427Got a bonus at work for being a good goy and my stocks have been looking good. I decided to gift myself some plastic umabutts as a reward, including this kino, even though I'm usually pretty frugal. I want to also buy a better shelf, probably with illumination and glass doors, to showcase them better
>>2930447>umabutts>vidyabutts VA is the same as VA that voiced Spe-chanITS ALL CONNECTED!!!
>>2930427
>>2930456Nice Nature in nice nature!
>>2930456cant wait for them to rerun her. actual unobtamium. my fucking rent+utilities are cheaper
https://files.catbox.moe/rlsl5h.mp4
>>2930447I just put them in my car
>>2928893I wish this lasted longer because it would have been nice to go on outings with Biwa, Shakur and Hishiama for a full oshi ensemble
>>2930466Won't the heat and sunlight damage them? Unless you live somewhere really cold and cloudy like idk finland
>>2930447>plastic umabuttsmy first thought was those flesh toys
>>2930464I bit the bullet I can't wait
>>2930471based, but bordering on insanity.
>>2930476I got a new job and it's almost my birthday so it's fine but I'm never doing this again
>>2930482a job? in our economy?congrats btw
>>2930486it's a shitty teacher job and I have a MA but it's a step towards getting a better one. I was unemployed for over a year
I've had the same job for 8 years, I fucking hate it, I want a new one but I have no skills, no degree, and I'm too socially inept to do well in an interview.
>>2930465I knew it was the fucking tool meme the moment I heard the twang
Now I'm curious. Any PhD holders here?
>>2930499As the guy who's a teacher I'm considering it but I just don't feel like it right now
>>2930470if you got an uma hole would it be a normal shaped hole or a horse shaped hole?
>>2930470>Over 20 pounds of uma and ass
>>2930508Sounds like an advertisement for an uma strip club.
this is really cute
>>2930499My sister has one, does that count?
>>2930519Does she play umamusume?
>>2930508
>>2930522no foids only play that fb fruits game
>>2930499It's DOCTOR third-rate. I didn't go through 4 years of CM jobbing to be called mister
>>2930527According to >>2929715 there will be a candy crush game on steam relatively soon.
>>2930531iirc, Nintendo owns a not insignificant share of Cygames. If they're going for that family-friendly, normie-leaning new Pokémon image, why don't they make something for the Switch?
>>2930504I... fail to see how the horse one would logistically fit, especially in a low profile manner.
So... What the hell would My Little Pony be in the uma world? Equestrian Girls?
Damn Xogslop really does just kill the thread huh lmao
Yes.
>>2930554Sorry I'm busy getting another turn of no rainbows
>bought the first song>this shit happens
>>2930554sorry just took a massive shit
>>2930562This is why I try to remember to buy songs throughout the run instead of right before the concert so I have time to fix missing resources
>>2930564Norn mentioned.
>>2930554My 5 borrows produced disappointment in myself. My umas did nothing wrong.
>>2930567Sex with Norn while I wear an Oguri mask
>>2930569same, but it's been 100 borrows
>>2930564Someone needs to make that one Weavile face on the middle-most degenerate uma.
>>2930554I've been busy as hell recently and haven't even been able to start trying to make aces. Might just make some clankers and see if I can get to B finals with them
This CM has a 96h registration, you have 10 more daysLock the fuck in, neighers
>>2930554Ive just been trying to make a good NYOpe parent for my Seiun but she only rolls S+ and its really infuriating. I don't have time to manually train 5 parents a day anymore.
>>2930590how do I lock in when my Kitasan + Tachyon refuses to do rainbows during Senior after I successfully get 45% FTE
>>2930595You do another career
>>2930597I've been doing that for the past 100 borrows
>>29306015 more borrows, then
>>2930590My reheated cm17 pace XOguri with 2 debuffers are still smashing lobbies. Why should I lock in?
let's be real, lots of things are harder and more complex than pressing buttons and gathering tokens in a semi-predetermined sequence dictated by support/shop rng for 20-30 minutes and glueing runs until the stars aling and everything works out in a single careerthe hard part is coming to terms that being good at grand live is really nothing but that and not finding it extremely boring at the same timeif you need to dedicate most of your life to that in order to get anywhere i feel sorry for you
grand live would fucking bang if we still had 1200 speed cap tbqh
>>29306161400 speed cap wouldve been ideal. 1-2 less clicks on speed let you distribute that somewhere else and not be choked for stam/power
I WANT TO ACCELERATE FASTER, FUCK
>>2930625Honestly, yeah you're right, 1600 is just WAY too much, but 1200 might've been way too low
>>2930590I'm oshi running this CM and they're underperforming in rooms. I chose this path knowing this, but I'm probably going to lose my Ms. Victoria streak
>>2930625>>2930630Yeah 1200 would just mean bringing in guts for the new headache. Everything else being the same, 1400 would have been the ideal cap
cutting it close
>>2930653it's oper
>>2930669A usable Golshi SSR?
SEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>2930684Robert is pretty cute, I agree
>>2930684Mambo is a sex bomb, we know
>>2930684Fuck, I don't have enough gems...
>>2930684pasa buffs doko?
>>2930684sex with mares
>>2930684Who the fuck is that?
>>2930684What the fuck, she's a trainee already?Didnt they just announce her existence a few weeks ago?
>>2930684Why am I in the car with Matikanetannhauser? That's not my wife.
>>2930707Golden Gen Double Tiara, and Biwa/Brian's cousin>>2930708It was on the 22nd yeah, so they added her right after Epi. Wonder if we'll get someone from the previous anniversary like Logotype or Rose Kingdom next or they'll go straight to Efforia.
>>2930707Farenopushisu
>just failed fanfest??????????????
>>2930720you need like 80k fans
>>2930720Did you have 70k fans?
>>2930720Your FANS for the FANfest?
>>2930723If it's a FANfest then WHY DO YOU NEED DIRECTOR REP NORMALLY????
>>2930684HAI...HAIYAI
>>2930684apparently Mambo speed is a must pull late card
>>2930721>>2930722its so absolutely horse shit that some umas can mindlessly achieve that with their normal career goals and others cant
>>2930684>Rob Roy wiping her usual glasses while wearing a different pair of glassesSomething about this seems weird to me. Does she have such terminal "I can't see without my glasses" syndrome that she can't even take her glasses off to wipe them without having to immediately put on another pair?
>>2930684I thought rice shower suddenly grew huge tits
>>2930684Should I pity the pace Efforia card fuck!!!
>>2930738Well... do you like running pace chasers?
>>2928893hello
>>2930742Wait a minute, that's illegal
>>2930684>I'm sweaty and my speech is stuttery
>>2930742ASTER...
>>2930742>Least devoted starasterstar member
>fans>tokenswhat is this NIGGARDRY??
>>2930714>Golden Gen Double Tiara, and Biwa/Brian's cousinShit, already? Wasn't she announced less than a month ago?
>>2930684>500th Medium/Mile Pace/LateYeah yeah but what does she do though? Besides use kunoichi techniques to kill her opponents (on the track)
>>2930761She uses her kunoichi techniques to seduce you in the night
>>2930714LET HER OUT
>>2930761
I do not care for newmas.
>>2930712You are being kidnappedDumbass
>>2930771Then who's driving the car?
>>2930712THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSETHIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE
>>2930774Fuku probably
>>2930777
>>2930684FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MY LIFE DUDE THIS SHIT SUCKS!!!!!!!! I better not have to go all the way to spark her i still have to save for tacto, im so mad.
>>2930774probably Dictus
>>2930780The Curse clearly states, Tact will arrive only when you have bankrupted yourself
What the FUCK happened to my game dog
>>2930786This is what happens when you don't wuv you back.
>>2930786The last thing you see before Tazuna slits your throat
>>2930786Make sure you don't have a BSOD (Bald Shinko Of Death)
>>2930786That's a lot of spectators
rooms cm1920765560
>>2930768So I can run her as a Pace right?
>>2930799838072358380723583807235
>>2929228One last reminder before I go to bed, we are currently sitting at 7/16, bring in any Haru you have laying around, don't be shy now!
>>2930740Is the new Speed Tanhauser card a must-have?
>>2930803Looking at her second gold skill, seems intended, though the evolution lets you use it as Late too
>>2930786>he split the load bearing watermelon
>>2930732We four eyes have backup glasses
>>2930806>come home from work>roomasAw yis. Just what I wanted to hop on
>>2930817>>2930732Everyone does it.
>>2930806110116921101169211011692
I thought she was fast, but there are those who are faster.
>>2930812That's neat, I'm gonna try to be a Front/Pace main so at least I can build her.I'm still sad that I won't be able to build Still in Love as a Pace
BAH GAWDIT CANT BEIT IS!!!!!!
>>2930761>>500th Medium/Mile Pace/Latethat's just all mares thoughever
>>2930811For late surgers, probably? Don't know how much better it is versus Flash/Aruvu
>>2930684Couldn't care less about the newma but those cards are pretty sex ESPECIALLY MAMBO
I saw Oguri Cap at a Tokyo Racecourse in Japan. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Pleasing Parfait in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Mam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the parfait and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any witcheck infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each one and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>2930823woops forgot to screenshot, got hakuraku though.586806515868065158680651
MAYBE IM JUST RETARDED BUT IM HAVING AN EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TIME SPELLING PHALLUS ANUS OPSIS OR WHATEVER HER NAME IS
>>2930810Might as well cook one up
>>2930836I'll be honest I just imagined Machitan in that card art holding a condom and looking at you suggestively
>>2930714I would think that Chitose O has to be next to coincide with her star blossom chapters and Genuine being announced
>>2930684FINALLY a good late surger speed card, and sex too
>>2930836someday you will learn to love the newmas
>>2930840902009889020098890200988
>>2930848I like the newmas but the recent ones doesn't strike me as much, and this one in particular doesn't attract me or has no strong impact aside from kunoichi
>>2930848NEVER GONNA BE ONE OF THEM FILTHY NEWMA LOVIN
>>2930852CUNNY POSTIN
>>2930824>Dream Journey is 2 daysWhat the FUCK!?
>>2930848You can take away the title screenYou can take away the altsBUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!
>>2930851For me its the opposite, I dont care for newmas (not because im opposed to them, I just dont know them yet) except efforia who has me deep with mind control. It was wuv at first sight.
>>2930855yeah two days(2) after her announcement on Pakalive. she's that important I guess.
>>2929228AAUUUUGH I CAN'T FUCKING JOIN :(It's been forever since I've done a Haru run though... or any run for that matter. Augh. I really need to start playing the game proper again.>>2930841... can you give me like a notable race or some shit to work with?
>>2930853DIRT SHOE REQUESTIN
>>2930841You'll get it beaten into your brain in 4 years when we get her, just like Matikanefukukitaru
>>2930860DOOM FAGGIN
>>2930860FLAT LININ'
>>2930851How come she can attract you, neigha? She isn't even in the game yet.
>>2930862CLANKA TRAININ
>>2930858>>2930855Stego bloodline. The Stego glazing is just that strong.
>>2930859>Error occured while downloadingMaybe your game isn't up to date?
>>2930857>except efforia who has me deep with mind control. It was wuv at first sight.GET OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE FALLING IN LOVE WITH A NEWMA THAT'S YEARS AWAY IS NOT WORTH IT
>>2930850130391061303910613039106
>>2930866But Gentildonna did that to me when she was announced? Gentildonna just pulled me right in even when I didn't know anything about her at the time.
>>2930870Listen to this anon... I am in love with Samson Big and Blast One Piece... It's too late for me...
>>2930875sure you love her and not the dommy mommy tiktok edits?
>>2930866This is such a stupid logic. Not even him but she's bland af.
>>2930868>Glaze Stego bloodline>But make Stego an ugly boy???
>>2930881>dommy mommy tiktok editsI literally have never seen any of those
>>2930881>dommy mommy tiktok editsThe fact that you're even aware of such a thing is concerning
>>2930870Kaz...I'm already a demon.....
>>2930890oh, you're one of thosecarry on then
>>2930889Nah I know Tachyon has a lot of them, so given her character, Gentil must have some as well. Anw can uma be played on foldable phones?
>>2930890Actually laughed
>>2930890Where the fuck is that feet image from? Wtf.
>>2930897>he wasn't here during the exile saga.
>>2930897>He doesn't know
>>2930897It's the Falcon card from her event.
>>2930897Welfare Falco
>>2930892
>>2930874I'll stop here. Thanks for joining.
>>2930897
>>2930904Thank you for the rooms. Good races.
>>2930904Holy shit, that last one was insanely close. Thanks for the rooms rival-kun. Hope we can do a few more soon!
>>2930904>Triple neck finishSOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>2930892>anwBro thinks he's slick
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCK
>>2930915Rooms without xog are actually cool as hell.
>>2930904SOVL? IN QEII?? Someone bring in some Xogs with debuffers asap
>>2930918Tactbro.....
>>2930921Not him. I guess I can be thankful that I'm more fortunate than he is though.
>>2930907I don't have this card, did I miss an event?
>>2930923>he didn't raise 7 billion fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JZizdZG-78
>>2930930The time global got humbled by the JPs
>do a >fun Urara run for >fun race>literally one of the most infuriating runs I've had in weeks
I listen to Copacabana everytime I train Rickey and now it's stuck in my head because I haven't finished a good Rickey ace yet...
>>2930941https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_-_9GGl0_I
should I MLB the Efforia card or do I go for the CB card?
>>2930935Completely ignoring the fact I didn't even participate because I was busy being DEPRESSED, global didn't get humbled or humiliated by JP. This event happened during COVID for the Japanese. Is it not fair to call that a MASSIVE advantage for the Japanese?
>>2930936That's just GL man. One of the least fun gaming experiences I've ever had. Bashing my head against the Path of Pain was more enjoyable because at least it was my fault.
>>2930944The CB card is the new hope for End Closers everywhere, buuuuuut surely you can just borrow it since Ends have no other really good modern cards right?
>>2930684I want to deflower Phalaenopsis
>>2930946Some of the worst rainbows I've ever had, songs not happening, failing races, failing trainings. Training facilities in dire states in senior year. This is going to be a sub SS at best, literally could have done better in Unity. Mind you I can crank out UFs and high UG like the rest of them, but fuck do these low rolls do you in. I'm not leaving my loop after this >fun, as a matter of fact I don't even want to enter after this shit
>>2930941I trained my 95% WR team with this playing on repeat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7guqtRCfCo8
>>2930957fuckin love Soichi Terada
>>2930954>S+Yeah fuck this shit i'm out
I'm using the first medium A Machan I get plus double debuffers fuck this nigger scenario.
>>2930961>S+>badDude I achieved S+ once, what the fuck are your standards :(
>>2930997>what the fuck are your standardsFor GL? High UG, ideally UF and higher but that's not always easy to do. If you're hitting SS, that's a low roll. S+ for Grand Live is bad bad bad. Lots of things went wrong in that run and normally i'd glue. Probably one of my worst GL runs ever
>>2930848
>>2930999>if you're hitting SS, that's a low rollI have literally never achieved SS. Okay then... Eternal low-roller I guess. Not surprising, I failed to achieve above 0LB Tachyon or Light Hello like the absolute dumbass I was.
Who would he train?
>>2930997You can easily get S+ in GL with auto, even with SR cards.
>>2931006>autoI don't count those, but I also have intentionally gimped my autos so that I don't accidentally achieve a high rank and get the reward from it. If I'm going to get the reward, I'm going to get it under my own volition.
>>2931004Tachyon, because her seiyuu Sumire Uesaka is a Sovietboo
>>2931002Well if your deck is gimped yeah that makes it a lot tougher
>>2931013Tachyon would absolutely be behind the Desolator program.Unrelated to Cherdenko, I wonder if the combat engineer would train Taiki Shuttle. They seem like they'd get along pretty good.
>>2931000>in ze mines there would be much time and little to do heh...but with the proper breeding techniques and ratio of say...ten umas to each toreina, I would guess that they could then work their way to the gross national product within say 20 years
>>2930983>Medium GWhat the fuck
A Finals material yay or neigh? I don't care too much about this CM so I'd like to get started on Arima Kinen prep but I think there's still enough time to improve if needed.
>>2931025yeppers
>>2931025I'm going to say yes while praying that Shiraoki-sama strikes you down for running Hoguri
>>2931036If Cygames skipped Grand Live and we got Grand Masters instead I would not be running xog
>>2931036I'll be running some more variety next CM.
>Looking at nishino references for drawfaggingI hate to admit how hot this brat is
>>2931047Why not NOW neigha
>>2931051Because I don't want to.
Why is there no persona social sim set in the umaverse yet? Cygames is sitting on a pile of unmade money
Oguri what the hell is wrong with you
What am i doing wrong with solid strike? Why do I find it hard to activate
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>>2931087https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tiSFlkfB6A
>>2931093you need to be 4L between you and 1st/2nd if you're >2nd/1st. consider getting more mid race if you're not that close.
>>2931093Requirements are>Pace Chaser>Medium distance>Random point in the second half of mid-race>10 meters or less between you and whoever is in first, which is about 4 lengths if that helps you visualize itSo if there are Fronts running away with it or a huge pace pack and you're stuck in the back you'll have it rough
Any danchous with a club open right now?
>>2930513I’m the father
>>2931100/v/agabond, unless 4 guys suddenly joined the club when I wasn't looking
Training a 0% uma right now, current modifiers are>+1 wit, speed and power>+2 SP>+15% TESince I already hit great hype, whats best? To try to get +2 speed early or to save for +3 SP during the summer?
>>2931107Save unless you feel like fishing for energy recovery lessons before reaching summer
>>2931107If you can afford it, you push for the 4th song and if it's good, buy it; if not, you can park there to instantly start rolling on the 3rd concert. If you're rich, you push for the 4th song and buy even if it's shit because you can afford to go for 4 songs in the 3rd concert as well.
If you have to pick 1 (one) thing that ticks you off the most playing the game, what would it be and why is it S distance aptitudes being mandatory?
>>2931105>unless 4 guys suddenly joined the clubActually, there are 4 guys in the threads looking for a club that still haven't received invites!788132787293724809363069593970367702718585109378Get to sending CHOP CHOP
>>2931111What would you do? Got 4 turns left
>>29311125% modifier shouldn't transform into 10% in stats. That's just plain retarded. Aptitude probably bearable if it's actual 5% since that's only a doubled-circle green gap.
>>2931107Probably should've grab the whatever +2 song that's available for 3rd song. I guess you can push for 4th.
>>2931112That's the ONLY thing players don't have an ounce of control on. From getting the sparks to the inspiration, it's just complete bullshit from start to finish. You're short on blue sparks? No problem, just slap a card into your deck. No white sparks? Just hunt down the hints, or buy them from the shop. Got a style inspiration instead of distance despite it being outnumbered 9:1? Get fucked idiot.
>>2931113Nice try Chrono, but I already invited ALL of those IDs like a week ago. And none of them, not a single one, accepted despite two of them logging in every day anyway. The invites are still out there, you know, for when they decide they want to get into A club instead of trying to sneak into Oy Neigh...
>>2931115Just train like normal without worrying about tokens and making sure you've got energy going into summer; then evaluate once you've got all that done on the day of the concert. If you buy 7 songs before first summer, your run is doing fine, so you don't need to chase tokens, and you've hit all the important songs outside of +2 speed and wit. Unless the trainings give you a ton of tokens, I'd probably not try to push and just aim to start rolling after the concert.
>>2931115NTA but skippa, it goes 2-2-2-4+you're fucked on tokens. Try to get some more Vo Co then fish for +3sp song turn 1
Kitasan you're such a nigger
>>2931124Where are the frames of her glasses? Is she stupid?
>>2931135Right there.....you mean the glasses of the glasses? Are YOU stupid?
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>>2931135I always wonder how uma glasses work. It's not like they have 4 ears like the usual bullshit with the scene of them calling each other with telephone.
Moxie is a good proc right?
>>2931144yep
>>2931141I like to think they are glued to the side of their head with tape
Starting to think tachyon is a snake ass bitch that hates me, pls finish unstoppable!!!!! PLEASE MAN!
How do I learn what skills are good on what tracks?
>>2931155Experience, deductive reasoning, GameTora and familiarizing yourself with if/then statements in a coding context
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnfypM_AhiE
>>2931155experience, also learning how to read a track map with early race/mid race/laterace as well as the location of straights/corners and up/downhills and then matching gametora/uma.guide descriptions
>>2931165Enjoy retirement Oji-san, you had a hell of a run. I hope hes comfy
>>2931155Ask questions. Learn how the game mechanics work. Use the umalator, do practice races, watch races, review hakuraku data, study gametora. Ask more questions. Listen to anons smarter than you but always take everyone's opinions with a grain of salt because there's no one size fits all answer. Every CM is different, every uma is different, every trainer's deck is different, and everyone's luck is different, so things may not go the way in a race as you planned. Doing lots of practice races and studying the builds of better umas and trying to figure out why it's working on that particular stage helps. Gametora is your best friend. Really this guy nailed it >>2931163. Once you demystify the conditions of when and where and how skills proc, and understand how to read a map (go on gametora), it becomes much easier. After a while you just kind of memorize what works on certain tracks and what doesnt
>>2931087DUDE FOOD LMAO
Arima Kino rooms when? I have uno ace.
>>2931173>windbags so desperate for validation they proceed to attack an autistic girlShame on you
>>2931173But they're talking about drinks
Flat chested goddess Tama’s ult doesn’t have positional requirements right? It’s just two skills mid-race?
>>2931175Not for a minute for me. I'm trying to get these parents right.
>>2931179Correct
>>293117555146852 sure I got some placeholder. I'm started to get blackpilled on longslop anyway.
>>2931175I still don't have medium parents, how much time do I have left?
is it bad if i still don't have aces for 19
>>2931191for medium? >>2930590Registration on the 15th, and then another 4 day gap before it starts so you have time. I wouldn't spend TOO much longer doing parents, give it a few more days but give yourself some time to make some aces too
>>2931194it's grand live, who fucking caresyou could have an ace day 1, or you finish during registrations, its all fucking career casino
>>2931194I made one ace and did debuffslop because I really really can't make myself care for this one.Pick your battles wisely and all that. Worst comes to worst you can just make an auto team and cheese your way to B finals
>>2931196>96h selectionHELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHELL YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>2931203>>2930590I dont understand why this shit fluctuates between three day and four day registration periodsit actually threw me off before when it was longer than expected then sent me into a panic when it was a day shorter than i thought it would be
>brokeTaking the time to learn the game>wokeLooking up 3 year old CM guides from JP.
>>2931222Doesn't work perfectly because we keep getting changes ahead of schedule which change the meta
>>2931222isnt that just watching witgod's stuff
I will never learn which accels work I just ask here every CM kek
>starting to remember roughly how much the important songs cost in tokensgoddamn this really does make things easier
>>2931239gotta save da pa for early senior
>>2931242>pafug whatever the pink one was
>>2930289Why do despair Falco pics turn me on so much?
When would you guys consider a Medium A ace?
Personally I find much more comfort in knowing how and why things work the way they do. Otherwise you’re dealing with pure chaos and reliant on other people for everything. The more you demystify the game’s mechanics, the easier it becomes to theorycraft on your own. Once you have a good base understanding just listen to your gut and your curiosity and tenacity will carry you the rest of the way. Yes it’s good to pool our resources together and help one another out or ask for clarity and second opinions on stuff BUT it’s important to be able to at least try to think about this stuff critically on your own and that way you wont feel so blindsided every CM like you have to start over from zero. I get it though, work smart not hard. But to me it’s more >fun to learn how these things work and gives me peace of mind
>>2930684Hold up! Those glasses Robroy has look perfectly normal. That implies there IS something under there for them to hook onto. Does this mean uma might actually have 4 ears, even if the human ones are just vestigial?
>>2931244pink = vo>>2931242although it's actually da and vi for the 10% friendship songsI do need to remember to get enough Co tho, since there's so many of the 5% friendship songs that want Co
>>2931239This will make the mode second nature, so it will go by faster, but it doesn't make it any less frustrating actually getting those skills.I felt it was good advice to perpetually buy songs/techniques as you go along rather than stockpiling all of your points at once. It makes it much easier to dance around trainings to meet your needs as necessary
How do you guys even remember the name of each token? I only know them by color
I have no idea why my deck with 100, 80 and 3x50 specialty priority, alongside the however much bonus GL gives, is constantly failing to join the same facilities together during junior, constantly failing to double-rainbow during classic, and constantly failing to single-rainbow during senior. I'm not even a turbo sweaty tryhard nerd, I'd be happy with 1500 speed + reasonable stamina, fuck it I'll play Medium A but the lower I set my standards, the more the game fucks me with the RNG.
>>2931270In my head I call them speed coin, stamina coin, power coin, guts coin and wit coin
>>2931270I love VIolence token. It manages to ragebait me everytime and keep me close to broke my phone.
>>2931270>Queen of Dance>Popping with Passion>Visual Kei>Cool and ComposedOnly one that doesn't fit is Divine Songster for Vocals
>>2931270Dance Passion Vocal Visual Compassion? Not sure if I mixed up power and guts. I kinda get the reference since I played iM@S roughly 13 years ago
>>2931272Same
>>2931271GL is rainbow rng the mode. It really is a return to URA at its core, just with some extra shop RNG layered on, which is still tied to rainbows. Light Hello can help you out, but sometimes she fucks you and goes missing or doesn't give you points. It's a luck game, an endurance one. You just gotta ride it out until the promised rainbows come...just hope your event chains finished, you got the skills you needed, and distance S also all happened too...
>>2931272>>2931278I noticed that too but then sometimes the stamina coins are on wit and only on wit
>>2931270We're 2 months into GL, I find it wierder that you don't have it memorized by now.
>>2931287I didn't play it for the first month
>>2931274DAngerPAinVOmitVIolenceCOck
>>2931294I lost you half-way there
>>2931294I got you at the 2nd half
>>2931294can't beat the COck
>>2931302Yup, Cant top the COck
I'm starting to think running anything but>hello>kita>tachyon>s.maru>fine>borrowed wit for styleIs just not viable, you lose so much speed and/or wit for what? one gold skill you might not even proc? and if you are a pace chaser you already get 2, arguably 3 god tier skills from this setupAnd on the recov front i'd rather risk it with full stam sparks and a few whites, its overall cheaper than a gold most times anyway.
>>2931306>And on the recov front i'd rather risk it with full stam sparksYou do that, I don’t have full stam sparks.
>>2931306>proccing 3 times like it's xogger is cheaper than a goldYou're wrong unless you got like lvl 5 hit on all of those, but you're garnishing the reliable activation chance to be bad xogger without festive inherit.
>>2931306Maru out for Sweepy for non-fronts for the SP is my preference, but Ardan is honestly not terrible as a statstick since she's got good starting friendship, good events, and +power. A gold is also worth substantially more then two whites, .055 vs .015, so it's much more efficient to buy a gold then the almost 4 whites it takes to get the same effect
https://files.catbox.moe/3xgvch.jpeg>Stam low rolled>CB just straight up didn’t roll at all for wit>Failed five double or triple speed rainbows with less than 10% fail rate
I am missing med S for the third time but I can't even get mad because my trainee is so cute
I'm just gonna run single wit and cafe on an uma with a gold, is that aight?
>>2931318Growth rates?
>>2931318If you have a gold recov on kit you shouldn't run a stam card, just sparkmaxx and try to hit 800 naturally
>>2931321I don't have stamina sparks, that's why I'm saying it
>>2931318If the umas has speed growth. You can do 2 wits and 2 speed instead. Or if you've got speed sparks I guess.
>>2931323depends on your growths then, if you dont have a speed growth drop a wit, if you do you can run just two speed cards
>>2931311>but you're garnishing the reliable activation chance to be bad xogger without festive inherit.NTA but I'm doing this because that bitch Tosen agemasen'd me and I shan't be remaking. It'll be fine we've done well in rooms so far, but depends on the style/stam/guts level
>>2931317That's the spirit
>>2931332ok I'm a little mad
>>2931331I mean if that's the situation it's fine. That should never be the goals though. Don't compromise the stam especially where the cancer debuff sprouts well.
This bread is soggy
>>2931377Not much to talk about is there
https://files.catbox.moe/vnrq0x.jpegIt’s not simply that she’s flat, it’s that this top is hugging her so tightly you can see the bellybutton. It’s like she’s wearing nothing at all.
>>2931113they should join /herse/, in case our jannies didn't send them invites already
>>2931407They won't join because everyone just wants to get into Oy Neigh for easy gibs. They are cheap bastards
>>2931410i still think people give too much shit about what amounts to like 3 pulls per month
>>2931400It's so fucking hot man. Both of these outfits are so peak. If I weren't a fat lazy chud I'd draw both of them in very compromising situations
>>2931438Your drawings are piling on chuddy, go draw some horse titties NAO
>>2929228Haru Urara Memorial Race is in 5 or so hours, currently we're sitting at 9/16, so being in your Urara's!Any will do, even CM leftovers, its Arima Kinen, you are supposed to lose
new bread doko
>>2931450Ill do it
I like Inari One
i loooove eating delicious fresh fluffy bread, but i would NEVER bake.
>>2931454Rice villain...
>>2931457>>2931457>>2931457