>Scorpio CupRace Conditions: 2200 m, Medium, Turf, Kyoto, Right, Firm, Autumn, Sunny, Registration begins September 15th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (September)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1788228201225.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious: >>2928816
Literally who
gib fans pls
>>2931461The newest of 'mas
Five hours left until we start Haru Urara Memorial Race, right now we're sitting at 9/16 spacesArima Kinen, good conditions, winter, Haru Urara ONLY, but don't sweat it, you can use Haru who isn't built for that, fits with the theme of the career really141846701418467014184670
>>2931461Aruji-dono!
how the fuck does this deck lose all rainbows during senior wtf it's been like this on 3 runs now
>>2931468you know what... i think gold DOES look better anyway.
>>2931457I like this newma.
>"So Ninny Poo thinks she can just run whoever she wants and win the Champions Meeting on account of being rich and buying her way into owning every MLB card!">"Well I'll show her a thing or two about winning when I run THREE dominators! Hehe get em Agnes, Grass, and Nice!"
With time, a newma will become an oldma, just as a zoomer will become a boomer
>>2931400This is one of the many reasons cingray is fucking garbage with the characterization, not only they killed of her whole family, they gave her tits for no reason
>>2931457She may look like a nin nin, but does she do the nin nin?
>>2931477Hot.
>>2931477wtf i like tamamo now
>>2931457i really like her flower accessory.
>>2931457
ohimbas...
Kinda ugly desu
>>2931495picrel?
Give us more fucking veteran slots I have to delete 1 uma every time I do any run
Why does Ardan go on hot springs trips with her sapphic polygirlfriends while ignoring her blueballed virgin inceI trainer?
>>2931502Yeah
Machitan... what did you mean by this?
>>2931516
Windy!
>>2931468That's Kitasan Black
grandma
>>2931533glasses with exactly 1 arch (either lower or upper) are extremely eroticTotal Megane Wuv
she's beautiful
>>2931457>>2931537who IS Phalaenopsis?
>>2931533I love my chopped father in law
>>2931516She's picking up smoking
>>2931538>PhalaenopsisSpe's contemporary. Winner of oka sho, shuka sho, QE II (all GI). Linkin Park's cousin in the game.
>>2931538I will never be able to remember or pronounce this name
>>2931477yeah but on the other hand it also gave us full uncensored aural nudity
>>2931542So she won the old triple tiara, same as Ramonu? Obviously that does not count in her gen
>>2931546Yeah, she's a strong mare in the age of total stallion domination
>>2931545Very lovely and demure ears. Modest for an uma like Tamamo.
>https://youtu.be/zy8YgxPYBJM>rando youtuber with 5k subs>posted 4 days ago>35K views, 97 commentsThe Acuteganda push is real huh?
>>2931551That's not demure, those are donkey tier
>>29315548 months?
>>2931556You're donkey tier.
>>2931556Donkey ears themselves signify a certain demure quality opposed to aggressive small spike ears
do pink white sparks actually exist in the future? some anon mentioned them and they feel fake
I didn't know the character select music was an actual song
>>2931563They officially put that in the taiko game?
>>2931560Large ears are a putrid display of oppulence, there is nothing demure about them
>>2931557More like 8 plus 5 days
>>2931566Small ears denote a latent aggression and hostility like a spike trap to burst a cars tires, larger ears show openness, honestness and self-respect
>>2931541Those ain't cigs bro....
donkeys won
>>2931565I think it's an arcade exclusive but I pirated the song
>>2931468>>2931461
I hate donkeys and asses
>>2931549That is an aspect of air groove's career which falls apart, they can't demonstrate why it was a big deal for Air groove to win when she did
>>2931545The back shot was pretty hot too
>>2931574Does Rice Shower really seem like the epitome of openness, honesty and self respect to you?
>>2931588Ears too big.
>>2931590That's a rabbit.
Anyone else buying the iPhone Duo to play Umamusume?
>>2931593No. She is a horse!
I wish my trainee's ears were bigger
>>2931586She denies her true nature
>>2931596Opera's torena...
>>2931586Yes, but she's working on the self-esteem part.
>>2931595Where's the long face?
>>2931602The length went to her ears
Rice is dangerous for you.
>>2931616But I eat rice everyday
>>2931616How>>2931619Asianbro...
>>2931619Imagine how much better your life would be with bread instead
>>2931457https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTBGZ3_vA7wAmogus with the golden gen on 9/11 (no Air Jihad, unfortunately)
>>2931594I’d sooner build a new PC.
>>2931634So flat
>>2931636>$245.79 a month for 2tbAre you serious? I could get a 2tb hdd for half
>>2931624How many breads have you eaten in your life
>>2931638This is the Ausfag tax.
>>2931594But I'm already playing it on my Fold
>>2931642How do you guys even survive there. California is more affordable
>>2931634>>2931637suzuSEXO
>>2931633sus
DUDE
>>2931681Teiobro btw
my $Curren
>>2931671She's so fucking cute
my prudent positioning...
>>2931689it was never worth anything
>>2931671Curren dabbing is peak shitpost material
>>2931633>3 AM
why do currencels type like instagram commenters?
>>2931728I physically winced looking at this. Fvck PP that shit never sparks.
>>2931544plapplapsis
>>2931544psychomantis
why are Falcocels so bitter? Is it because nobody does cute animations with Falco?
I know what PP+DD do individually but what is the combined output of both? Like if they were a single combined skill
>>2931761I wouldn't call jiggle slop cute, Cafebro btw
>reddit cafe
>currencucks getting uppity again
>>2931477Proper true DFC goddesses are few and far between in anime and manga these days.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzqJzvfi6H0
>>2931537>what if we made Chiyo but cooler
$CHAN has hit an all time low again
Remington or Mossberg
>Want to be the Zelda switch 2 controller>Sold out almost everywhere already and up on ebay for twice the priceManaged to get one retail, but scalpers should all be killed.
>>2931798>berg
>3 speed cards>1500+ speed>900 powerwhat am I doing wrong
>>2931809Your power sparks?
>>2931811but you guys told me to staminamaxx
>>2931809Power sparks are still the only way to get power just like every other scenario.
>>2931809Power growth is pretty big deal. Also hope to get the +2 power song early.
>>2931814Not true I told you to run a stam card.
>>2931802Why do you want to BE the controller?
>>2931818Because it's sexy
I still don't have a single ace
>>2931817>creek deck: 1300/800/1100/x/800>staminamaxx: 1500/750/900/x/1200which is better
>>2931821You do you I guess man>>2931824You have parents already? Explode
>>2931824Here have this one
I still don't get Tendies
>>2931814Every person here says a different thing. Good ol' >/v/ is one personI was told to sparkmaxx too
>>2931837What's to get?
>>2931825Bottom one can survive I think, assuming no stam debuffs.
>>2931809If your 3rd speed didn't have power bonus(Sweep instead of Smaru/ardan). That happen.
>>2931837Personally I don't get what Sony is even doing anymore
>>2931837they're chicken, boneless, and easy to eat
>>2931838yeah well I tried both and got >>2931825 so now I just have to buckle in an pick my poison>>2931841one of my attempts had those stats with Race Planner and like 3 whites so I'm marking that as good enough for now while I work on the other two>>2931843I had Ardan equipped but I guess it wasn't able to make up for the fact that my trainee didn't have any power bonus
>>2931809I don't know what you idiots are doing but I don't need any Powersparks to get 1k Power. You're probably clicking Wit too much if I had to guess
>>2931852If you're running pace then 750+1 might be cuting it too close for comfort. I don't run paces this time, but it probably dies to rushed, if not by default.
>Everyone has been rainbowed this whole year so far>Haven't had a single rainbow>Oh, what's that? A G1 turn? BETTER FUCKING RAINBOWI hate this gay aids shit so much
>>2931865Should've raced whenever if it's not rainbow g3 or not. 1 Arima should be enough for fans level.
>>2931855even with 4 (four) heals? jesus christ man
>>29318704 white heals is closer to a gold than 3 actually.
>>2931761it's legitimate jealousy.
>Rollan for umas>After 100 pulls, FINALLY a rainbow gate>Opera dupeI AM GOING TO COMMIT A FUCKING CRIME WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME SOMETIMES WHAT AM I PULLING FOR
>>2931871well 1.75 gold sounds like it might be enough...
>>2931879SOREWA
>>2931879My humble overlord blessing a peasant with her presence
>>2931879I'm doing daily paid pulls hoping to get Inari One and no luck man... I wish I got her default ;__;
>Just barely above half energy>Get random ass event from fucking Palmer SSR that will take 5 energy regardless of choice>Next turn fail a 5% triple speed rainbowI fucking hate this dumb nigger shit stop giving me events from cards I don't have
>bring Kita, Top Road, and speed Shakur for the power bonuses >still barely over 1k power on umas with power growth I need to do more runs but it feels like they should be getting more power. I'm also doing 16* stam sparks
>>2931881Just pass every witcheck bro, lemon squeezy.
>>2931889>OH IT GETS EVEN BETTER THIS GOT RID OF MY PRACTICE PERFECT FOR PRACTICE POORGlue it is fuck you Palmer and Mcqueen you dumb fucking whores
>>2931889>He got palmeredThis succubus used to brick my runs so many times in the unity and URA era
>>2931890I've been trying welfare Shakur and this bitch simply refuses to be on any decent training early on to build bonds and she simply isn't worth nursing.
>>2931895for me it was kingu speed SR
>Wake up>Tears in my eyes>Can't remember what the dream was about but I do remember it was related to nishino flowerWhat the fuck
>>2931900The nishino administration and its consequences have been a disaster for the toreina race.
>New run>Light WHORE is actually on a five stack wit training the first turn she appears>Fail the 2%That's another glue I don't trust this bad juju early. Two borrows down it's looking like a shit day I might just go kill myself instead.
>>2931865I swear that shit is intentional
>>2931900You've got to lucid dream and repent for your transdimensional crimes
>>2931906ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONFINISH THE RUN, SHE WAS CLEANSING YOUR BAD LUCK
>>2931457>Naming your kiddo phallus anus sisWhat did her parents mean by this?
I've been drinking Light Hello amounts all week, this can't be good for me but I feel great
>>2931913No, this game has already sent me towards a full tilt and it's been half an hour. My third run now and my very first song choice had no TE bonus us so I can already feel the glue coming.
I checked the /vg/ thread to find out why the raid was happening and apparently the curren avatartranny comes here to have a melty whenever he's being bullied too much in /vg/. What a sad existence.
>>2931918https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phalaenopsis
>>2931919>/v/ma - alcoholics anonymous
Feels bad manWhy the FUCK didn't Cygames just implement all the casual outfits in one go? It's bullshit that I arbitrarily have to wait several more months to unlock my oshi's outfit
What exactly is the lunar mare and why do we repost on it?
Yeah nah fuck this game I'm going to go watch paint dry or something instead. It clearly isn't interested in respecting my time today.
>>2931881Uh, 4 whites is like 1.1 gold though.
>>2931900Nigga u got raped
>>2931934Anon.....you have the recreation....
>>2931900AROUND MARESBEWARE
>>2931934Telling the game to fuck off is what I do to feel better after some doo doo feces runs.
>>2931922Exactly, don't feed em. Starving out attention whores is the easiest way to kill them
>>2931941Let me tell you something, anon. The training I failed was for those 5 Vo points I needed to get to 10% training before the first concert. I actually finished out this year before fully tilting, failed a double rainbow that also would have given me the Vo points I needed. This is now where I am at before the first concert.
>>2931934This is fine though. Recreation gets your mood up to good, and you have time to race and get the other song
I want to play grand live but I don't have tp
>>2931950Please refer to the post above you. Fuck Light WHORE and her whole cancer ass scenario.
>>2931952Same i ran out of TP bottles a while ago and it sucks when I want to play
Bros..
>>2931949this isnt auto glue, you can pick up the stam song and carry on to next
Do they ever give us a reason to use these?
>>2931957I'll finish this run, and you will dogeza for me when it is a terminal lowroll.
>>2931961My clubmates should be able to give me these not my 20,000th medium shoe
Who the FUCK invited vodka's dad
>>2931961I'm still waiting to find out why I was told to hoard so many clocks.
It literally just keeps piling on top of itself
>>2931952I want to make aces but I don't have parents. I'm not Bruce Wayne either
>>2931970Okay yeah, glue now. That run has been abandoned by the three goddesses
>Turf and Medium>PP and GW>But ZERO skills Man, is this glue?
>>2931973Yeah it has I now can't afford a third song for the second concert which would be my 15%. But I'm going to show you the power of my lowroll regardless.
My favorite newma? Sahelanthropus
>>2931970Every time there is a Medium CM it feels like they worsen the seeds and make it awful to have good runs. I remember tje CM prep during the last Derby CM had the biggest amount of misery from people being unable to even reach the stats
>>2931970this is why you don't use end or late in career races unless it's to conserve hp in kikkasho or haruten
>>2931984To me the DAHBY MANT CM was still the most miserable CM to ever build for
>>2931987Yeah that's the one I mean, I reached day 1 without a single good Ace, it was agony
Found a Der/v/ian citizen
>>2931970Wait why are you running festival tama as end. She is a pace
bro thinks she's on the team...
WTF Hachimi just added an HUD for real time race stats without having to import the data on Haku, that's so cool. I can watch my uma gas out and die in real time now!
>>2932001where is air jihad?
Not a better feeling than getting my brick tier run saved by GOAT Hello sucking me off and getting the king treatment for 4 rainbows in a row
>>2932004In our hearts
>>2932004At the masjid
https://files.catbox.moe/w0ing8.pngI'll catbox this one so I don't eat half the images cataloguing this dumpster fire, but I really couldn't make this shit up.>>2931994>Wait why are you running festival tama as end.I simply want to.
>>2932004Currently on a plane thats headed to the /v/mapyoi trade center
>>2932008Holy shit dude
>>2932008
>>2932008The three goddesses are pleased by your sacrifice, the blood of this tama will nurture your future runs
with anons giving up left and right surely we can extrapolate that to all the normies and my aces with no stamina can sneak in and get the 3 wins I need
>>2932005I've both said extremely hateful things and extremely sexual things mid-career to this hottie
>>2931466Haru how much time is left until the race?That's right! 50 minutes! 13/16 right now so we got 3 more spaces left!
Cafe didn't rainbow a single time, CB was doing her best Neicha impression. I was surprised the speed actually did something. Of course this aids run gave me S and CB/Shakur actually finished their chains. Oh well fuck Light Hello the dumb whore I will not be playing her scenario for another twenty four hours.
>>2931574Counterpoint
>>2932022the normies all quit because of mant bro they're gone
Found a chinese looking Groove clone on my xitter timelineShe already looks like this so I guess she should wear this
>>2932022>with anons giving up left and rightWow, don't put words in my mouth anon. Im barely trying cuz its xogslop, but I did try hard in the mile and im trying hard for arima onwards
>>2932037No seriously, why not pace?
Okay but what if Pokke was bigger but retained the same slutty outfit?
>>2932038there is nothing latent about taishin's hostility
>>2932060I want to run End? There's nothing explicitly stopping me from doing it, her ult doesn't need her to be pace.
>>2932065Maybe but she is neother open nor honest about her feelings regarding her friends or Trainer and lets not even start on self respect
Her body was plenty honest
>>2932004Too busy cosplaying.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I GOT BOTH UMA PITSLUTS IN 30 PULLSI genuinely believe you should only pull within the two hour period before and after the daily reset
>>2932084SANTA IS A CHIGGER?!
>gate says favorite star>9 1* 1 2*Fucking excuse me?
>>2932100Favorite star doesn't guarantee shit. You need director/golden door/eclipse first for 3*.
>>2932084love this goober so fkn much
Roomas?
>>2932106Director means you got the banner uma, right? I know that golden doors and eclipse first means you got a 3 star
>>2932087Tama is a chest and tummy slut actually
>>2932114>Director means you got the banner umaNyo
>>2932118Lame
>>2932114>He's never gotten Director into rice shower dupeI envy you
>>2932116I really wuv this outfit
>>2932123It's so fucking hot
>>2932111Go ahead host
>>2932123>4 umas flatter than thisLiterally impossible
>>2932123I need the winning animation, it's cool.
Alright gents, S3E1->S3E8 is a go. I will not be there beyond the first episode, as my professor has declared the extended hours at fuckin' 2:40 PM JST. Thanks professor.Unix: 1789045200Japan: 2026/9/11 @ 10:00 AM JSTAmerica: 9/10/2026 @ 3:00 PM HST, 5:00 PM AKDT, 6:00 PM PDT & MST, 7:00 PM MDT, 8:00 PM CDT, 10:00 PM EDTEurope: 11/9/2026 @ 2:00 AM BST, 3:00 AM WEST, 4:00 AM CEST & KALT, 5:00 EEST & MSK & TRTLink to watchparty: cytu be/r/w2chwatchparty
>>2932123There's literally nothing there, god that's so hot
>>2932084he got that shit on lowkey
>>2932066The argument for Ends is that their available accels are terrible on this track, you're gambling for 5th or 6th with no backup. Paces have Determined Descent which is almost guaranteed a perfect proc.Xoguri can pull it off because Xoguri bullshit
>>2932116Do her pants really need to be like this?
>>2932138Taishin is like the best uma if you remove Rice and Xoguri. Rice is always an outlier.
>eclipse first Yes>2 rainbowsYES>Festival inariY E S>Base tamamo dupe
>>2932140Not like they are covering much desu
>>2932129
>>2932138I keep forgetting how good Doto's reworked unique is
>>2932138That's cool I will run Tama as an end closer because I want to run her as an end closer.
>>2932150Horse racing is so cool...
>>2932150If the uma I just lost a race to pulled this shit I'd shoot up the track.
>>2930286>>2931124What happens in /v/agabond? What's it like on the inside?I joined a new club at the start of this month and I don't think I like it. I might leave again next month.
>>2932154Is that the real Tama? I thought he was grey
>>2932084Astaghfirullah another brother who damns his soul to jahannam
>>2932156Which club did you join? Anyway /v/agabond is THE casual club. People just chill out and do whatever they want.
>>2932162many are doing this
>>2932156Chill casual eternal B+ club for people who wanna join a club and take it ez and not have to worry about shit again.
My will is weak and I umarolled most of my savings. I have 9k left and I didn't get tamamo either.
I was going to leave my club but it turns out I'm a pussy who has formed some kind of sentimental attachment to this shitter club I've sculpted into a B+ club for over a year now (largely just by me carrying).
>>2932179Rolling without a spark is the most retarded shit ever
>>2932180/herse/gwo....
>>2932156Mostly relaxed. You're expected to do one run a week at minimum, but danchou never responds to me when I ask him if he wants an execution list. Blues are the main shoes traded, which is kind of unique.
Fuck cyjews for making me wait another 11 days, I want my umaclanker already
jongy?
>>2932181I just needed to get lucky. I've gotten lucky before...
>>2932190Variance boy.If you gotten lucky before, that means you will be unlucky now
>>2932191>Variance boyWhen is that uma coming out?
>>2932167I don't want to name names but I joined a club from the general thread and it's quiet and I think the danchou is approving rando who apply, and I think it's quiet because there are so many randos from outside 4channel.I wish I had a more yappy casual club.
>>2932191Ah but me getting lucky before has no bearings on if I get lucky again, just like I can get unlucky several times in a row and still be unlucky the next time.
>>2932194Nakayama Festa soon
>>2932183I should also mention: The one run a week only applies IF you don't tell us that you're not able to do a run. If you warn us ahead of time, you'll be fine."Main" shoes also doesn't include two of our clubmates. One keeps asking for dirt shoes and one of our recent additions wants mediums.
Its time!
>>2932202>G+Kill that trainer.
>>2932195Oh yeah. We have like a conversation every three days and people don't typically get ignored if they try to strike something up. The only reason I don't personally talk more is that the filter is a piece of shit.
OUR heroes are at the gates
>>2932195Hit ASTER, /v/agabond or /herse/ they'll pretty happily take you. I can give you a QRD on the club cultures if you want
>>2932207One haru looks sick bros
AIEEEEE she got rushed right after too!
>>2932207Holy shit man, this reminds me of the OG haru kiken we had before the first CM
my club is in freefall
First corner
And the uphill!
>>2932209Not him but i am interested in some of the lore since I am a relatively recent transplant (3 months or so) and sometimes I miss the in-jokes. From what i gather....it might not be looking good cor /v/mapyoi...
Midracr closeup
>>2932217Der/v/ is behind everything, don't ask about room 101
And another one
And here comes the spurt!
>>2932209The basement gives me nightmares and I'm biased towards Biwafags, but sure I'm all ears
Here is a very intense looking Haru Urara!
>>293223011 bwos.....
>>2932226cute
Haru Urara induced boner
Here comes the finish!
And here is the podium and winning Haru!Congradulations to Haru Urara for the second place and Haru Urara for the third!
>>2932246Thanks for the race!
>>2932246>Censoring the NPClol
>>2932246>>2932262You didn't have to censor Piccolo Rhythm.
>>2932195>and I think it's quiet because there are so many randos from outside 4channel. I wish I had a more yappy casual club.I joined a club but I rarely talk myself besides trading shoes and doing one or two daily runs, the cygames chat system is too cancer for me to bother with all the stupid filters, it's worse than 4chan's captcha
>>2932273>he's not omgetting it
>>2932270>Piccolo Rhythmlook at that trainer, doxxing a poor uma for his amusement
>>2932217>/v/maObese, funny, illiterate, and shockingly lazy main character wannabes. They flatline for 29 straight days, then lock in at 11:59 PM to pull off miracles. Never underestimate them>der/v/ Evil Pedophillic puppet masters behind every event and "fun race". A morally bankrupt cartel running the world from the shadows. Pure evil, but great at hosting the Triple Crown and Stakes.>Oy Neigh Chronically shitposting meta-slaves in a literal cult of personality around their danchou. They run /v/ma (club) as a puppet state. Do not ask about the tunnels or the runaway option>/v/mapyoi Discount Monty Python reject characters. Universally mocked, beloved, and perpetually cursed if something bad happens to them, it will happen in the funniest way possible. Not looking good.>/v/mers The post-revolutionary military junta neighbor of /v/agabond. A ruthless dictatorship actively committing war crimes, sponsoring state terrorism, and bankrolling proxy wars against the rest of the board.>/herse/ The sick man of /v/ma. A post-apocalyptic failed state surviving entirely on foreign aid, grit, and radiation sickness. Once the A+ founding empire now a crumbling wasteland where nostalgic survivors dream of the golden age buried along with it's danchous>/v/agabond Nomadic tribes roaming the ruins of ol /v/ooners. They wander the plains, scrounge for resources, and use them exclusively to build giant heads that no one is allowed to question.>ASTER An opulent country manor hosting elegant galas upstairs, and horrific, off-the-books human experimentation in the basement. All in the sacred, unethical pursuit of advancing Mejirology. Responsible for all the corruption during the Ardan administration.>Horse MD An underfunded nightmare hospital run by a single, overworked saint. Half the doctors are on life support, the nurses are actively flatlining, and the waiting room is a makeshift morgue.>HotUmaGlue North Sentinel Island.T. Clubtural Anthropologist.
Umamusume have no expectation of privacy.They signed it away in exchange for merch sales.
>It'll Be More Fun into Mood Down event into Migraine into It'll Be More FunFine Motion I am at my fucking limit
>>2932293So which club do you think is responsible for the watchparties?
>>2932297Whichever is the least likely to watch soccer.
>>2932294mares...
>>2932302... the concerning part is that I don't actually know if my club watches soccer or not. Maybe they are some dirty football watchers.
>>2932293I feel like you have a liberal arts degree
>>2932309How did you know that
>>2932293Bourbon, deduce from this post which club has the funnest chat.
can i run cheer natie as pace? im not a late guy
>>2932315Because I have two :^)
>>2932323nyepends
>>2932326depends on what?
>>2932323Ehhhh, yeah you can. You miss out on dominator but NSM is good
>>2932333paces are bad for arima and if you're still building for xogslop you're bricked
Jesus Christ, what is Sony doing?
>>2932333On the cards you have, your parent options, and well it's just those two.
>>2932344Worse than late for sure, probably the weakest position. But it won't be THAT bad, they have white monster
>>2932346
>>2932346Wasting 200M on Concord and cancelling Kojimbo's game
>>2932336alright cool thanks im not a big fan of debuffs anyway>>2932344what do you mean im bricked? looks like there are still plenty of folks here trying to make theirsbut yeah it is for cm19>>2932347like i mentioned im not a late guy but most of my stuff are pace and front
>>2932346I saw a review that said the qte will play itself if you don't press the button. Umamusume unironically has more gameplay.
>>2932350They kicked Kojimbo and now have -1 games, seriously why did they do that?
>>2932293Remember when hotumaglue just fucking died for a day?
>>2932348I am tired of building for CM. When do the new triple crown rules drop? I want to have fun.
>>2932346Their best
>>2932348>white monsterthat's for sprintslop
>bwo just give up!Terrible advice
I'm sick of training Kitasan, I'm going to replace her with Fujin nano
>>2932232Who's your favorite mejiro? You are being interviewed.
>>2932355They're a Californian company now, that's why.
>run 7 shitty races for 150 caratst-thanks cygenerous...
>>2932366palmer, best bro of helios
>>2932353Yeah for CM19 you're pretty good running pace natie, post your deck so I can help you build.Small warning her unique might be inconsistent but it doesn't matter too much
>>2932372But you can auto those...Just throw those sprinter stakes with F sprint...
>>2932366Ryan, with no hesitation
>>2932348>white monsterthat's what my trainee calls my cock
>>2932373I heard enough, post ID.
>>2932353Then go for pace and borrow wit Flower for the gold Descent accel. It's only 0.3 but it doesn't care about placement.
>>2932356We thought it would be funny to take the day off
>>2932366Goldship
>>2932380>Wit flower Hell no, wit oguri is 10x better, just inherit straight descent.
>>2932362Honestly I think fujin should be doing much better rooms, she has gold speed eater with mediums and a gold recovery. Idk why people don't run her
JUST ONE MORE ACECOME ON JUST ONE MORE ACE PLEASE I WANNA HOST ROOMS
>>2932344>if you're still building for xogslop you're brickedWhat? Why?
>>2932366makween, those mou and desuwa won me over from day 1
>>2932386That only works if he has parents for it.
>>2932390>gold speed eater with mediumsNot quite. It's good, but it only lasts 1.8s. The evolved version lasts four whole seconds and it's actually really really good. For reference, speed eater lasts 3s.
>>2932366Palmer, she is the chillest. I do have a soft spot for Ryan. I don't like her but Ramonu does serve the purpose of being the mejiro with gravitas and what others mean when they talk about living up to the mejiro name, big mack did not fill that role. I wonder if we'll ever get Mejiro Durren
>>2932390Gold speed eater doesn't (thankfully) exist.
>>2932417
>>2932419That's an evolved skill and it's still not speed eater evolution.
>>2932419oh no
>>2932419Thats an evolved and while cracked and sick. No uma or card in the game gives out gold speed eater (greed for speed)
>>2932415>I wonder if we'll ever get Mejiro Durren>Mentioning Mejiro DurrenASTER wants you
Oh yeah, I forgot to check if I could do this after I rolled. Probably couldn't but then I got some statues from the event.Now I can play the game, and put future statues towards... Uhh... Hmm. Well I can save up 1300 or whatever it'll cost to 5* her next alt.
Does ASTER hate Ryan or something? Even McQueen says Ryan is the most Mejiro of them all.Fake Mejiro fans.
>>2932400>he's not doing arima parents/aces right now because cyjews are accelerating even morengmi
>>2932402Best Mejiro, the most teasable and kissable fatty.
>>2932442I'm drinking too much these days too properly play
>>2932352>cancelling Kojimbo's gameThat's based, DS1/2 were absolute dogshitI hope Xbox cancels both of his games
>all these repliesDoberkeks...
>>2932366I want to eat out ryan at the gym
>>2932446I ironically sober up or slow down if that's actually the case (especially if you are drinking alone), find something else to occupy your mind
>>2932448I would probably love dober if she had spooked me, knowing she is initially uneasy around a male trainer (you) made it extra tempting to have her I know she acts warmer around female trainers but I prefer winning an onsen ticket with her as a male trainer for the reactions alone kek
>>2932448I love Dober but I'm not sending an ASTER application (yet).
>>2932448
>>2932466This fucking image makes me laugh every single time. So much first hand spite in it.
>>2932457That's the thing, I'm not alone, I'm going out, think of it like some semi-holidays. Impossible to remember the game, I'll have to throw something together for CMXOg in a few days
>>2932448I like Dober, but she's only my second favourite Mejiro (by a narrow margin) after BrightAlso I'm not the anon being interviewed so I didn't see a need to reply
>>2932448Dober is lovely but McQueen stole my heart before she even had a chance.
>>2932474Ok it's chill then, if you were drinking that much alone it reminded me of some my old work colleagues
>>2932494Nah I'm not at that point... Yet
How did the mob uma win against Seiun Sky? It’s because she knew Ketchup Step.
>>2932448Dober is my favorite uma, but I'm already in a /v/ club
>>2932506Smk (slapping my knee)
Soon by the way
>clubposting
hmm... perhaps...
>>2932402>>2932444Same, for me it was love at first sight
>>2932548DO A FLIP FAGGOT
>>2932548Don't do this it creates umastard gasIt's not even a good card
>>2932548You already bricked yourself by only having 2 crystals lmao
>-60 TPI FUCKING LOVE LOOPING!
>seuin sky fishing while jerking you off.jpeg
>>2932559Don't reroll unless you hit jackpot on skills and/or are severely crunched for time.
GUYS TURN ON CNN SYMBOLI KRIS S HIT SOMEONE DURING HER ULT
>>2932366For me it’s Dober
>>2932565shut up danchud
>join pub>WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS?
Hewwo I wuv you
>>2932595>debuffniggers when someone else is playing unfair
>>2932595Not so fun when you're the one getting debuffed is it?
>>2932595Lmao, faggot
>>2932595
>>2932604>>2932608>>2932616>>2932633I won by 2 1/2 lengths, jackasses, he debuffed himself harder than he debuffed me.
insane damage control
>>2932647The only jackass here is Rice
>>2932647You are still a faggot for using debuffers
>debuffshaming during peak xogslopNah. NTA but fuck making 3 aces for this slop.
Is it safe to say /v/ma's best days are behind us? It's just so dead lately...
>>2932665/v/ma is a mile board
>>2932665>Xogslop is slowDid you know water is wet
>implying thread won't become slower and slower as time passes
>>2932665>Make good, interesting or engaging post:|>Be a faggot doomsissy:O
>>2932665Most posters here moved to /vg/
this race goes very hardlove from traceni hate GL so much it's unreal
>>2932665There isn't much to talk about, I don't mind it personally since slow threads are comfy, if I need SPEED I'll go to the other one
>>2932673Nobody gives a shit. 3 weeks ago we had fast threads averaging 3 posts per minute because the CM was engaging, this CM is not engaging so it's slow. So long as discussion quality is high and it remains funny, who cares?
>>2932674>oonige Suzuka>Palmer>regular Bourbon I think my team is ready.
>>2932679there's zero game discussion in vg
>>2932683The CM is fine if you're not a shitter even Fronts trainers from here are winning despite Fronts having a 5% win rate
>>2932665I remember the first time /v/ma had a slop CM and everyone was dooming over things slowing down. Kino CM happens and the thread livens up. This constant tug of war is nothing new. Arima Kino this place will be popping off
Thoughts on CM20? There's too many umas to build and think about running, not in here include Tamamo (end), Bright (end), Cafe (unsure), Special Week herself, and more.
>>2932685But why not onige palmer and regular suzuka? Palmer has a higher overall wi rate due to unique
>>2932690And there's 0 discussion here period because your general is dead
>>2932694This looks good to me but its gonna be so backliner heavy I think id take shooting star/commander spe > pump.
>>2932690Dont reply to bait
>>2932704hmm, nyo
>>2932692Neighas dont memoryholed the 3rd xogslop CM during MANT when we had 0.20 post per minute threads.
>>2932703Many are saying this
>>2932665I kinda feel the same but I'm a perpetual doomsissy
I would take MANT xogslop over GL any day of the week
That constitutes as trolling/off topic, splendid
>>2932716Bwo...
>>2932710Genuine (pic related) question. Why not just make good posts. Seriously, the rickey era of mile was one of our best periods ever and that was less than a month ago. If you don't like something, change it
This CM is the best one since CM8 because I can finally use my favorite character.
>>2932719OGURI CAP OF COURSE!
>>2932718Who the fuck is Genuine? How are there still newmas I've never seen before?
>>2932718it’s much easier to whine and bitch and moan despite it just making the quality worse.The second you start telling neighas to practice what they preach they go silent lol. Neighas HATE solutions. Ignore crabposters, noaces, schizos etc and just talk about the game
>>2932723She debuted in Star Blossom, but unlike most characters they got approval to use the real horse's name so she'll show up in game eventually
>>2932723Shes from star blossom, winner of the 1995 Satsuki Sho and 1996 Mile Championship. First of the sunday silence spawn iirc. She's basically a skinwalker iirc
>>2932701>This looks good to meBUT WHICH ONES
What was their name again?
>>2932725>Ignore crabpostersIM TAKING YOU DOWN WITH ME
What are the best Speed SR cards for GL?Is King still worth using?
>>2932734FOUR YEARS?
How much longer must we wait until Cygames start banning debuffers from CMs? They know shit is broken and nobody fucking like having to build them and facing them in CM., Besides, the 1600 speed cap for GL was a mistake, it should have been 1400 so people could have some breathing space to push extra power, wit or stamina as required. I miss when in MANT I could easy get to 900 stamina with just 9 stamina sparks.
>>2932718Whenever a nonFront wins the stakes nobody cares.Kita was greatArdan was the worstRickey was greatNishino is the new worst Hopefully a Front manages to beat Oguri again this CM so we don't have 2 shit reigns in a row
>>2932736if you don't have three speed ssrs then you borrow one
>>2932736King is nice, but its not really the best. She's kinda fallen off, the universal best one is GOAT TOSHO or el condor pasa.
>>2932736You gotta be real homeless for King speed to be worth using, use Sweep or Windy
>>2932736Everyone uses Sweep because SP Bonus. King was powercrept by Curren.
>>2932740tall order considering in this CM XOguri will be the strongest she will ever be.
>>2932736Sweep and Shinko Windy.
>use Windynoone says that
>>2932747XOguri's best CM was the dirt medium actually.
>>2932739>Besides, the 1600 speed cap for GL was a mistakeHaving 1600 speed on your ace is a lot less relevant than you think and im serious about it, a 1500 ace is competitive, hell even a 1450 ace can be competitive if the skills are good enough. You have to analyze every aspect of the build instead of just looking at raw speed, i mean hell. One of the best performing aces ive seen in roomas here is a bourbon with 1300 speed.
>>2932740God willing, Suzuka will return.
>>2932747That's what people said for Dirt and Rickey raped her anyway
>>2932740>Ardan was the worstI disagree, the ardan era was both very memorable and had great OC and shitposting. Let the nishino era cook, its been comfy and enjoyable
>>2932740>frontards shit up threads when they don't winNyoted.
>>2932754No, we need a Falcon reign.And then we need a NANO reign...And then... Well, you'll see.
>>2932739>How much longer must we wait until Cygames start banning debuffers from CMs?Not until the first CM of DYI so like roughly August 2028?
>>2932755Oguri isn't that bad if there are no debuffs.
Crutches didn't help
>>2932752Nah, this one she has access to perfect proc Determined Descent and easier access to debuff faggotry since you don't have to get dirt sparks for the debuffers. I will admit that dirt Medium XOguri is pretty much just a couple of steps behind in sdtrength but Determined Descent gives her the edge.
>>2932762>Pinoy Generational slander for xogsloppers
>>2932740Nishino's is good because she came to my house to deliver Festival Tama and Inari to me for free.
>>2932740>Ardan was the worstThe ultimate xogslop>Nishino is the new worst Xogslop #2
>>2932755>Early proc Luck Runs My Way>miss on the carryover + accel>LoseMy Rickey wasn't even half bad yet she still lost the most against XOguri, granted I was running triple ace instead of Rickey + Debuffers because using debuffers is for faggots.
>>2932759Know your place!
>>2932758It's not the thread getting shit up, it always gets shit up. It's that there's no good comments to counteract it.With Rickey you had Feng Shui, move your furniture, lucky pulls, going to China, etc posts literally every thread.Has anybody even mentioned Nishino here?Basically just "pedo lmao" on the day she won and nobody cared since. The reign is ass.
>>2932774Rickey isn't strong because of gambling luck run my way, she's strong because she has a billion speed and outruns pace chasers natty.
>>2932751i say that but i intentionally spread bad information for my own nefarious purposes
>>2932776>implying feng shit was good
>>2932694This is pretty perfect imo tho I would Switch out finemo for a third speed for inari and vega but thats just me, for biwa I'd add oguri as the other parent. But it looks really good
>>2932764Slight brain issue on my part, I interpreted your statement as "Xog will dominate this CM like no other" even though that's not what you said. It's possible that this is the strongest Xog will be.Personally I care more about how she performs relative to the rest of the field, and from this perspectiveI do think the current CM will be better than the dirt medium. There are many more options on turf, every pacer can get Descent, and the most consistent Xog (end closer) can't use Descent. So the playing field should be more even, not less, than dirt medium.
>2 spd>1 pwr>end gold recoverywhy shouldn't i use her ?
>>2932777Yet she still lost against XOguris that hit if you didn't have your own carryover. This was my Rickey for the record.
>>2932776Cut a kiddo some slack, shes Inexperienced
>>2932785Shes not bad for an endkek. I like using her
>>2932776Look at the other winners of the past stakes that almost won, do you honestly think anyone here would've been better for funposting?https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2904697/#q2905214
Im confusion how lucky pace works. How do I make it happen?
>>2932788i do too, the 0% speed growth on hishiama and inari is just painful
>>2932786This was mine, as long as Rickey didn't get passed by xog in the acceleration zone she tends to keep any lead she had. Might genuinely be a speed stat/debuff diff.
>>2932791run faster than the opponent hope that helps
>>2932790we could be doing fine
>>2932791We actually already tested this a while ago, lucky pace is determined on frame 1 and it selects the pace chaser closer to the 1st gate
>>2932793if you ran double debuff faggot yes, it's much more easier to win with her, specially if you got well built debuffers
How much stamina does racing spirit:stamina eat? Is 870+gold stamina enough?
>>2932801All is fair in xoguri cms.What matters at the end of the day is that a xog user is robbed of their finals.
>>2932785The fact the end I'm trying to build is Shakur
>>2932785Being a welfare card means she's substantially weaker than real SSRs, so in situations where you don't need the gold heal you'd probably be better off using SR Sweepy or borrowing a speed statstick insteadDefinitely one of the more useful welfares, though. I'd say she's the second best end closer card in the game by default
>>2932803Yeah you're fine
>>2932776Starting a garden is arguably more time intensive than going to China, and Nishino Flower doesn't really have a gimmick other than being tiny and smart.That said, I'm going to start taking pictures of flowers.
>>2932665I just don't have shit to comment other than >tfw xogslop I want to anhero kill kill cygames>loopin' and poopin'but I'm still heremany are saying this I think
>>2932803if you are a pace Chaser that's sadly not enough when having two stam debuffs in the race.
Alright that's NYOpera done, whether or not she is actually good is irrelevant, because I achieved my true objective, getting the hot springsShe is very funny there
The game is handing me out 3* wit and guts sparks like it’s going out of style. Please all I ask for is a measly stamina spark
I haven't gotten a single hot springs ticket during gl blight hello must be rigging the lottery because she knows she can't compete with younger umas
>>2932804Didn't need debuff faggotry to win and any win done with debuffers is worthless anyway
>>2932832Stamina sparks are a myth just like Light Hello giving extra tokens or Medium inspirations.
Wuv rooms but I would NEVER host them.Wuv plats but will NEVER grind for it.Wuv quality posts but would NEVER make one.Wuv you but will NEVER post that sticker.
Fuuuuuuuck, dude, what is this shit?
haven't been on the threads at all since the new competitive pokeymensch regulation dropped, have I missed anything?
>>2932839just do some autos man, doing these have become so much easier.
>>2932840Not really
is 11* stam enough to not need a stam card
>>2932840>new competitive pokeymensch regulationWussat?But overall I guess no, maybe some smut, I made this edit, just had a Haru memorial race
Tell me about why YOU ran your 18 champ.For me, i can't let zensky go, she's way too hot . The hag had ONE MORE in her
>>293284412-15 is okay, 11 is pushing it. 16-18 is much comfier but 18 is unrealistic for 99% of people. Two strong 7-8ish stam parents is the way to go. 11 will get you like mid 600s stamina when you need 800
>>2932844nope. You'll reach around 700 stam with that. Could reach 800 stam with some luck but you'd be risking having a top tier run ruined by not having enough stamina
>>2932844For CM20 you need around 800+1 gold to survive debuffers, 11* stam is not enough.
>>2932740I think what's really going on here is that umas with easy-to-shitpost-about gimmicks simply tend to be more entertaining queens:>Haha Grass is a weeb>Haha Taiki is American>Haha Seiun is lazy>Haha Rickey is Chineseand so on. Kita is an outlier whose reign was hard carried by the balance patch killing MANTIt has nothing to do with being a front or not. If an uma like Zephyr or Digitan or Spe ever becomes queen, it'd probably make for a good reignThe quality of the upcoming CM during any given reign also matters, of course
>>2932856oh i still am making parents for xogslop
>>2932840Its been good and comfy, the one kunoichi uma dropped immediately. The wit oguri card is sick as fuck, its a comfy era
>>2932850I love her, I love running her and I will run her in every CM I'm able to. I'm not looking forward to the Dirt Mile which will probably break that streak again.
>>2932858You need roughly about the same for xogslop.
>opened at a 78 metacriticUMAS FOR THIS FEEL?
>>2932850I felt like running Kawakami with her dad(my wife btw) and weird auntWeord aunt got me my second ever plat too!
>>2932858Oh, then I guess it's the same requirements, CM19 stam debuffers are cracked, but for CM20 you have a long downhill and Murmur relies too much on RNG to matter.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY LONGER
>>2932859>The wit oguri card is sick as fuckIs it really? How good is the skill? If it can make Paces win I'm kinda mad because I'm very behind on the prep
>>2932863you know it
>>2932865Based Pearl enjoyer. Will never get the hate she receives, she's probably one of the coolest girls in Tracen.
>>2932863not sure about umas but I'm pretty sure /v/mapyoi had something to do with this
>>2932863>even the paid reviewers are dunking on itDid the shill money dry up or is it THAT shit? Dont answer that
>>2932872nta but the card has- Very good wit output- Crazy hints for Pace Chasers- A guaranteed midrace skill that can potentially lead to carryover.
>>2932876I don't think anyone really hates her, I feel like average japanian is simply too cowardly to appreciate the fishlips
>>2932869You’re all so gay..
>>2932872It's a strong card, and as long as you can get the Descent white and Head-on/Nimble combo you're good.
>Is mad I don't call her beautiful
>>2932850She's the light of my life.
>>2932850Simply IMAGINE the paizuri
>>2932890>Utterly loses it after being called beautiful a total of two times and retreats back to the hotsprings What the hell is her problem?
>>2932884I dont hate Pearl but >obnoxious schizo personality where I wish she’d shut up >Something about her hair and stupid sunglasses is unappealing in tandem with the lipstickShe’s like a fusion of Goldship/Maruzensky and just lamer than both individually. No offense to Pearlfags but just being honest
>>2932884They dunno what they are missing
>>2932869What Chocolate and Chunni pussy does to a Trainer.
>>2932897She honestly isn't really schizoid, just a bit odd but so is everyone in TracenAs for hair, yeah she does look like someone's 30-40 years old aunt, BUT consider her pearls
>>2932896She's a glass cannon.
>>2932900She looks much better in fanart than she does in game. I like how she looks here, but then I see her in game and it’s just not the same.
>>2932863>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TAKE THIS BETTER MAN BEAM>Eureka! I got an Idea! This could be useful for Nishino Flower's training!What the fuck did trainer-san mean by this?
Everyone wrongfully accuses my second wife of having a big head while no one talks about Seeking the Pearl's actual gigantic noggin and that makes me hate Pearl out of spite.She deserves to be made fun of.
>>2932906I like her tits and her racing outfit. I dont hate for but she’s just not for me. If I had her I’d probably train her for a CM or two tho
>>2932694I wouldn't Biwa or Creek since paces are going to be in for a rough time, but if you really want to run one, I'd Biwa since Creek has too many heals while Biwa's unique being velocity is at least useful while allowing you to spend SP on skills can be a challenge on Longs because there's not a lot of ways to get hints, and not that many skills in general
>>2932911Shut up Hayahide
>>2932863Honestly its about what I expected, a completely average game with nothing really going for it, i.e. Insomniac classic
>>2932913That's fair enough
>>2932910kek is it another betterman™ game like the spiderman one?
>>2932736Sweep, El Condor, and Curren
>>2932921The problem is it gets mogged by “average” super hero games of the gamecube-> Ps3 gens. The older Wolverine games unironically had more going for them and they were already average. This is a downgrade and everything about wolverine is uncanny, uncool, and lame. Id say this is below average even for them. No seriously, try and find an image or clip of this Wolverine not looking feminine, zesty, depressed, and/or mouth agape like a soiboy. It just fails to capture ANYTHING cool about the character.
>>2932863>Dont Overdo it!
>>2932884I think she's funny and I love all the weirdos (oddmas, if you will), but she's not particularly a stand out among them for me at least.
>>2932924Pretty much. Despite having superhuman regenerative powers, he mopes and wines like a woman and lets woman do the fighting for him in this case mystique, a mutant who would die to a single bullet, but you have wolverine sitting there acting like a damsel in distress. He’s also constantly getting manhandled by Sabretooth and something about the choreography/body language is homoerotic. Wolverine looking fucking ZESTY. It’s so fucking lame
>>2932919
>>2932942
>>2932883>>2932887Wow that's amazing to hear. I'm so mad I'm this behind because I could've made a good Pacewife I think. Maybe I still can
Biwa has huge knockers and I bet her milk tastes like bananas.
>>2932914I figured it'd be a bit of a struggle. It'd be nice to give Creek another shot though, I have Haloween Creek and could have done better for her in original Scorpio but her kit is medium focused and I get curvature from Kitasan provided she doesn't hoe me. I can't do it this CM since as you can see, tachyon is glued to rental which means no wit Oguri. I do have christmas Biwa as well.
>>2932911pearl is ugly and old so there's no need to beat a woman while she's on the ground, and bigwa is beautiful and we are salty because netanyahu made it so uma like that will never be with us
>>2932948Christmas Biwa's unique is just too inconsistent with room comps with how being 1st shuts it off, but I honestly think that I'd rather run Creek this CM and just cope without Oguri wit and take advantage instead of the fact that she doesn't have to drag along a bad card for her gold recovery. Angling + Descent is already a pretty strong win condition, and there aren't going to be many Fronts in the real CM and if there are, they're likely a free win
I don't really get how to build summer makween for next CM, where do I even begin? What does she need
Does OG Mackie's unique proc right in Arima KINO? I'm considering using her as a grandparent.
>>2932970she needs to go beast mode
God, I love her so fucking much
>>2932981many are saying this
instead of beast mode we should have breast mode
>Casually threatens murderWhat the fuck is her problem
>>2932981>One year until I can train herThe agony...
>>2932971It procs at around 1950 meters so its decent late race velocity i believe
>>2932984Womanlet rage
My paid daily pulls are not getting me Inari
>meganeganda
>>2932996
How much stamina does an end closer need for Scorpio considering I have a swinging maestro?
>>2932850She's my wife.
Are there any umas you WOULDNT umapyoi?
>>2932996Glasses on women are so fucking ugly. They always look better without them, mandatory eye surgery for umas
Roomba43506551
>>2932999sub-800ish is fine
>>2932996Yes
>>2932850I didn't win CM18, fuck you.
>>2933001None of the ugly ones basically, so:>Air Messiah>Shinko Windy>Biwa Hayahide>Ikuno Dictus>Zenno Rob Roy>Air Shakur>Inari One>Royce and royce>Dream Journey>Stay Gold>Marvelous Sunday>Biko Pegasus
>>2933005whoops guys I'm pretty sure I made that one public accidentally, real one now.89810036Feel free to bring xog and debuffers, want to simulate real runs.
>>2933001Curren and Falco
>>2933003Sadly I played Katawa Shoujo at a very impressionable age so now even the slightest physical impairment is enough to give me a boner.
>>2933013They're saying he's the gayest poster who ever lived
>>2933001Literally every Uma besides my Umawife.
>>2933001windy, curren, pearl, dober, and kawakami
>>2933014interesting...debuffer suzuka in second...22393348
>>2933001Falco is disgusting to me.
>>2933026>what do i post so people won't think i'm a dog
>>2933027Daiwa blocked me the entire fuckin race
>>2933019Which umamusume is Lily?
>>2933001Considering the game's selling point is the conventionally attractive professional athletes who at most are too childish for some people or might subjectively look better with a different hairstyle, it really comes down to not liking their personality assuming any of them propositioned you. Which is why Curren had to forcibly rape so many trainers in old /v/ma.
>>2933027tragically this blocker suzuka is impossible for me to pass mid race, gg76722962
>>2933001There is no universe where the likes of Biko Pegasus gets my motor going
>>2933001A few for safety reasons like Windy and Dream Journey.
>>2933042There we goGood test room thank you!
>>2933001any mare except nishino
>>29330423 slots left
>>2933032At risk of sounding trite, the first one that popped into my head was Ardan, with a dash of Finemo.
>>2932981McQueen's greed knows no bounds
>>2933063As a lily apologist and Finemo enjoyer I agree
>Decided to roll for the funny wind girl last-minute after some deliberation, since I liked her uma story>172 pulls to get her>Zero spooks, only a few dupes of 3*s I already have>It's been about 15 minutes and I still kinda feel like an idiotDamn. This didn't fuck over my long-term pulling plan or anything, but I probably won't be able to mentally justify umarolling for a whileHope her career is good...
>>2933056Late start but wouldn't have remotely helped with passing suzuka anyway. A purpose built blocker will be the end of me. Stam debuffs probably evened out the end gap there.
>>2933071Every single time I rolled for an uma that wasn't hard meta I regretted it
>>2933072I've been building runaways since they released so I think you'll be able to outrun other ones from jobber trainers.Thanks for hosting
I'm one bad card banner away from calling Scarlet my savior and joining open
>>2933072>got blocked by a debuffer for 2/3 of the raceThat was so lame, but when you’re brocked you’re brocked. Thanks for the host
>Need to do 6 different dirt races for the JBC missionsOh fuck off
>>2933079Just do an auto career with a dirt uma and plug them into the schedule, come on now
>>2933083Do you know how hard and stressful it is for some people to set an auto career up here?
>>2933077I wouldnt hold it against you but why open? Why not graded B
>>2933086I can go all in on Uma rolling if I focus on Open
>>2932133Just a reminder that in approximately 3 hours, there will be a watchparty!
>>2933083A 60TP tax is going to devastate my looping economy
>>2933083I want to use my tp for arima kino stud careers instead
>>2933088But even auto careers crank out umas stronger than A+…
>>2933092>>2933091You dont have 10 carats laying around? Just spam every g1/g2/g3 and you’ll make it back
>>2933089NICEI THINK I'LL BE THERE
>>2933089Oh shit I was worried I’d miss it
Kitasan's pits and tits in S3 are so hot and one of the best things in that season. Glad I can see them again
>>2933071>200 rolls and getting a big booba uma forever vs>200 rolls to pity 0LB with a bonus wit Shakur SSR
>>2933111Don't get too excited, since it's been so long, it's S3E1 to S3E8 again...
Do you miss her yet?
>>2933117Honestly I dont know how much of S3 I can stomach in one sitting, but I’ll try.
>>2933119What the fuck do you mean miss? Did she go somewhere?
>>2933122She went to the cafeteria, then for a jog. She’s back now
The wait is killing me, I want her now, she so fucking hot.
>>2933129DER/V/TA...
>>2933129It's going to take a lot for me to forgive the misery running her card caused me.
What if we fatten Oguri up enough so she can't run in any future CM?
>>2933129She's 3 months away. What the fuck do you know about waiting?
Just unlocked Fuji Kiseki and I'm doing her careerDoes anyone know who the Dark-haired Umamusume that keeps showing up is supposed to be in reference to, if anyone at all? I'd assume its a horse Fuji sired but there's about a billion of those
>>2933134She already has Lightning Surge in her kit
>>2933129Right there with you
I'm gonna Surge my Lightning into her if you know what I mean...This is my first attempt at a suggestive joke, please rate it out of 10, keep in mind I'm still an amateur at this!
>>2933158This blew my gale
2 more years I have to wait and these people are bitching about 3 months
>>2933165yeah, but its more natural to look forward to umas that will release soon, rather than some goofy ahh newmas like fusa pandora or north flight or what have you
>>2933129Whats up with her broken right left?
The schedule should move faster
>>2933165Who're you waitin' for?I'm waitin' for someone that ain't even in the game for anoth'r 3 myself...
I MISSED THE ROOMS
>>293316520 years in the fuckin can ans you wanna talk compromises?How’s this for compromise. I wanted Jungle Pocket. Instead I jerked off into a bucket. You see where Im going with this?
Whoops, wrong one, hahahah.
>>2933173Now this, this is the good stuff
>>2933176but Jungle Pocket is only a little over a year away
>>2933176Bijin, get off the 'chan
>>2933182>wedding outfit was carded before she even became cardedBrutal
>>2933177I WUV rooms but I would NEVER host them
>>2933177MANRMAKE A NEW ROOM
>>2933187WHILE PIZZA APPEARED IN LIKE A MONTH
>>2933177The rooms here are a meme this CM anyway. Barely any Oguris
now, that! thats fucking good!
>>2933187It's unfair... She looks so nice too...>>2933185Nope, I won't 'nd you can't force me.>>2933184I do look forward to her but I didn't mean to post that one. That image was meant for a different post.
>>2933176>This is a fearsome leader of a gang of delinquints
FOREVER YOUNG I WANT TO BREEDFOREVER YOUNG
>>2933206For a second, I thought this was Notch and not TotalBiscuit. Both are equally funny to imagine saying this though...>>2933204Hey, that's not fair! It's a moment of vulnerability for her!
>>29321332 hours remain!I just realized I might be driving when this goes down. I need to find someone else to start the party while I'm not at home. Currently sourcing that.
>>2933174>Due to her sire and dam, there were high hopes for her as a racehorse. However, her forelegs were crooked at birth, which required extra care so that she wouldn't get injured. Two years later, Daiichi Ruby entered Trainer Yuji Ito's stable at Ritto Training Center in November of 1989. Entering the stable late, she did not run as a two-year-old. Trainer Ito told Owner Tsujimoto, "If she ran now, she would definitely break down".Design element didn't make it into the final draft
>>2933215Why is concept art always so much more soulful than the final product.
>>2933220Sweet Baby Inc
>>2933206Reminder that the actual song that inspired FY's name is thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwlInThKTJI
When is Forever Young's next race?
>>2933221>uma was conceived over a decade againYeah that tracks. Probably trannies too.
>>2933226G1 Jockey Club Gold Cup on the 18th
>>2933206>TotalCaskethttps://www.youtubemultiplier.com/68ed6dcee2a39-total-biscuit-in-the-grave-tonight-4u.phpCertified umazing classic
I'm so tired of those posts gushing about how hot and flat FestTamamo is, not only is she not attractive being so flad puts you closer to a tranny than a woman. Women must have breasts, fuck off homos
>>2933230Is that the Sovereign race?
>>2933241You sound gay.
>>2933238EVERY TIME
>circus01_01??? where would this animation even be used?
>>2933238SHUFFLIN SHUFFLIN
>>2933248The Helios ballroom event maybe?
>>2933238>Early zoomers/late millennials will look down on late zoomers/early apha memes but cackle like hyenas at this
>>2933243About that.....>>2933248Bro, last years Haloween event
>>2933206I NEED YOUR WUVAS I'M ON FIREI NEED YOUR WUV, COME ON, RUN TO MEI NEED YOUR WUV, I'M GETTING HIGHER AND HIGHERGONNA BE SO FREE
I'm patiently waiting for this acute uma
>>2933245You are the fucking fags for liking flatties, flatties aren't women
>>2933241it's ok anon, you're among friends. You don't have to hide your true feelings anymore.
>>2933258Where the fuck did this even come from? Is this another chan's OC? I can't find it on the usual archives.
>>2933262By the logic you'd cream yourself over a dude with gyno.
>>2933262Faggot.
>>2933253https://www.bloodhorse.com/horse-racing/articles/294372/forever-young-arrives-in-ny-for-jockey-club-gold-cupWAIT WHAT
>>2933263You are a fucking nonce on top of a faggot, embarrassing>>2933266No nigga, that's a man, I'm not gay like you>>2933267Turbofaggot likes creatures that lack distinguishing female traits, stop being insecure. Flatties aren't women
Where are her evolved skills Cygames?!
>>2933241very black post
>>2933274>feminine traitsSo again a dude with gyno would get you rock hard.>but that's a dude!And flatties are women. And you are a closet homosexual.
Now might be a good time for round two of demoflats vs rebooblicans.
Debuffing the 5 anons below me
>>2933278in my ass
>>2933283You are such a disingenuous fucking homo, enjoy pride month cunt
Oh hi guys I just wanted to... Huff... am I so winded?
The best breasts are the ones that are on my wife
>>2933264it's a curi
>>2933263I have a confession. The only uma I've jerked off to so far is Nishino. I'm not even joking.
You know, you can encounter all sorts of stuff at the Rajikan K-Books, with fairly sizable uma sections, but even here there's still only a single keychain of my oshi to be found.I ended up not even buying it since it seemed a bit overpriced, but now I realize that my backpack could have used it.
>>2933306CUTE MEEKU SPOTTED
>>2933306Fine Smugchan...
one day ill find that animation, but not today
>>2933312Absolute Suzukino...
>>2933303I'm not as pure as you. Nishino and Rice are my go-to umas.
>>2933306That's an extremely smug Finemo
>>2933274>stop being insecureLmao
All my favorite Umas have large, exquisite breasts.
I like boys and men, so what?
>>2933306Lots of stuff for some other members of the cast, though, especially outside of the secondhand section.
Talking about breast size is virtue-signaling. An uma's sexual desirability is actually determined by ear size.
>>2933338I wonder if any of those stores have one of those spinning keychains, they're pretty cool
>>2933338useless wife detected
>>2933338And a few plushies, too. Finding an Urara one would have been nice since I trust these places a bit more than online secondhand sellers to not give me a bootleg, but alas.The holy grail aside from oshi goods probably would have been finding a Fami-chan acrylic stand from the CinGray/Royal Family collab a while back. No such luck though. If I really want one, I'll probably just have to pay a fortune for it on Mercari or something.>>2933353Cute!
>>2932998Wow, she can hear a banana be pulled out of a bag across the academy grounds...
>>2933359Dang I did not look hard enough while there. That's a cute smol doto
>>2933001There's no uma I wouldn't date if she showed interest in me.Except Curren. Or Still in Love. The latter is mostly fear for my safety.
My favorite umas? Ryan, Brian, Fenomeno, Samson and Mr Cock and Balls
>>2933326Based?
>>2933369least favorite*
>>2933369Don't forget about Tucker!
>>2933373What's her problem? She needs to calm down
>>2933373So she is like a college professor right...? When do my umas go to college to get a job?
>>2933373>voiced by yuu kobayashi
how in the actual FUCK is 9/11 not a federal holiday still? it's fucking HORSESHIT that I have to work tomorrow
>>2933381The great nation state of Israel saw it as a benefit so we must work nonetheless
9/11 was a national tragedy
We should have built the towers back twice as big, with middle fingers on top facing Mecca
9/10, then 9/11...just awful!
I had to walk through blood and bones, in the streets of Manhattan, trying to find my brother
>>2933381Because Labor Day is too close and now we've imported a shitload of Muslims who think we deserved it.
I had to walk through valleys, cryin' pumpkin in the alley. Didn't seem happy but they sure tried to get me. Had to back 'em up with the fist, metal crack'em. I'm hearing someone saying "You a chicken, don't be scared!". It had to be the wind, 'cause nobody wasn't there. I searched and I searched as I climbed up the wall. And then I started to fly, I went in deeper.
>testing my secret weapon in practice room>overperforming expectations You neighas are so fucked once i finish the third member of my team.
>>2932133Less than an hour remains! I've got someone to start it for me.
>>2933401Explain
>>2933396considering recent events they're lowkey right
>>2933407Euros need not replyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaQBrTROj2w
>>2933401it can't be any worse than having to deal with xoguri and two dominators for 81 straight roundsit literally couldn't, that's rock bottom
>>2933404Didn't you say 4:00 AM CEST? That's still 1:45h away
>>2933411I am going to fucking shoot myself.That's been wrong for EVERY watchparty under the new time stamp.
>>2933407If this is about Iran, they've been shouting "death to America" and posturing exceptionally aggressively towards the United States for longer than Israel's been a proper consideration in our politics. They also funded several terrorist groups, including several that have hit America. They needed to get bombed at some point.
>>2933400Rice wouldn't do that
Some rooms104080171040801710408017
>>2933414Dw lad, I will probably still make it but can't stay very long since work and all. Actually better for me that it's earlier than expected
>>2933417To be fair we did do the 1953 Iranian coup installing the Shah
>>2933417This is the most jewish post I’ve ever seen on /v/ma and that’s saying a lot. Bombing them has accomplished nothing except destabilize world trade, the entire middle east and send us plunging into trillions more debt.
>>2932133Issuing a clarification, as I apparently fucked up the time zones: All European time zones, except BST(I think,) are one hour ahead of where they mean to be. Use the Unix timestamp to figure out what time it is in your timezone.
>>2933423Oguri got rushed + missed ult, why no Descent on finemo?136060261360602613606026
>>2933336Post her boy shorts
>>2933434I have the white version, the gold is only an extra .1 accel and I don't need it
>>2933338I see Curren and a lot of Oguris, but I don't see ... you know who
>>2933429I don't think you understand: They are on a holy war. They do not give a shit the cost of what they'll do, as long as it will take Americans down, and that includes their own lives. I am not going to sit around and wait for them to build up the means to attack America first.For the record, for similar reasons, I'd like to occupy the holy lands and kick out both the Jewish and Muslims.>>2933425Yeah, that was shit. Unfortunately I was 50 years too early to advocate against that course of action. We have enough oil in Alaska and Texas, Europe and North America did not fucking NEED the Middle East's oil.
>>2933441>Falcon's is sold outTotal Falcon victory!
>>2933381Don't worry bro, charlie kirk memorial federal holiday by 2027 trust.
>>2933381What do you mean, today is year 1 AK
>>2933441You got bullied out of /vg/ twice in one day? That's pathetic.
>/v/ma/pol/Yeah please no, this is the one topic that will bring untold destruction and ruin this place, as it was foretold in the ancient texts. Please stop at once
>>29334346/9
>>2933407>recent
Why is Dick Cheney posting in here
>>2933434Stamina drain team wins, and how is that other Suzuka beating mine I really don't get it919314429193144291931442
>>2933453Understandable. I regret that I got carried away. Unfortunately, I have one last /pol/ related question to ask: Is Sakura Bakushin O secretly a North Korean spy?
And for the 9th consecutive year the Tokyo Racecourse ranked first, in satisfaction among all JRA racetracks, but you know which ranked the least in satisfaction? 12 Billion Yen Racecourse.What a terrible name for a racetrack it reminds me of that incident
>>2933461Very close one533242445332424453324244
>>2933470>that podium
>>2933472Run from it, scream about it, she still comes
>>2933470What the hell was that969281099692810996928109
>>2933461https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ArIOPgR6bKBbmjH-HIfeBzFw>>2933470https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=DMm_wjs0QXpOod5Kcuo3aIjCWhat a silly CM this is going to be; that was quite the carryover going into the last spurt
>>2933482Rushed and vs double doms, truly the Beast of Kasamatsu692647556926475569264755
>>2933488Yeah it's horrible but it's xoguri's last major ride
>>2933488Whoops, didn't see the name in there, but how do you respond to this without seeming mad?
>>2933490EVERYONE DIES755306817553068175530681
>>2933491The death of the xog, when she goes from being absolutely broken to merely really really good
>>2932970Need more stam because her unique duration is based on your HP iirc.
>>2933500The big suck!
>>2933501Eh she'll just be alright the newmas are much stronger
>>2933500Missed recovieries 372127473721274737212747
>>2933508In the future, who will you all forge an alliance with? Are you on team Chrono or team Almond Eye?
>>2933510Ireland wins889866718898667188986671
>>2933517I thought Chrono came out way earlier than AI
First run, entire run had 1 double rainbow so I think this is the bottom and i can do much better. Any feedback on skills?
is anyone in the watchalong?
>>2933525I'm watching football
>>2933522Well, uh your groundwork? your early skills barrage?
>>2933522Wait a minute! Im retarded. I did the crop wrong
>>2933525Can I post Curren images there?
>>2933527Hell yeah
>>2933525Oh is it going rn? Gimme link
>>2933518Regular Clanker wins, swapping back to Kitasan to see how she does528446735284467352844673
>>2933533it's here >>2932133
>>2933519It wasn't that long or that many CMs in the grand scheme of things since they do LOH every 3 months, Chrono was last June and I was this Feb. But yeah by the time Chrono came out she had to powercreep Orf and Gentildonna who were already tearing up Mediums
>>2933525I've already seen the first 6 or so episodes of season 3 twice, I don't want to see them again
>>2933536I like Chrono more personality wise but AI is the modern xoguri so I'm running both. I'm a pace main anyway
>>2933517Team Chrono
>>2933525I'm in. I actually never seen S3 so I thought might as well do it with the lads
>>2933534I'll let that dominator slide since it's an actual ace633009886330098863300988
damn I keep reading about how AI is going to kill us all I really shouldn't have insulted it when it kept translating shit badly while I was playing JP Uma.
>>2933517I like Chrono more just cause of the club memes
>>2933545ANON, I AM NO LONGER ASKING
SONNA KIMI NI
>>2933544aaaaaand she got rushed426620414266204142662041
>>2933551ACKMight host my own rooms since it seems demand is semi high.
>>2933553Hell yeah im trying to race
>>2933551it appears Oguri hit the Descent + ult combo so you just lose310114523101145231011452
>>2933556I can't wait for this meta to die
>>2933556whoops
This is why Kita's reign was so fake, nobody likes her
I forgot how hot the Pretty Derby characters looked, they are all sexy and stacked as hell
this is not a real word get a life
>Frauded my way into a win with a shitter aceOH BOY ITS LOOKIN GOOD
>>2933559Missed ult, but damn look at Kita go976303419763034197630341
Duramente is so fucking cool, End closers rock, I hope she can be useful in the game
>>2933545LLMs are a meme. They can do google searches, summarize text. Other AI can gen slop images/video/music/code but it’s always slop, and noticeably so. Not only is it extremely expensive and energy hungry to run, but it has not delivered on ANY of the grand promises they made, nor has any notable software even been made that couldnt have been made before. The only apocalypse coming is an economic one when investors and governments realize this is a giant ponzi scheme, not unlike the NFT nonsense we had not that long ago, the VR meta nonsense that was a waste of billions, and so on. AI can do some neat shit but it’s not capable of the DOOM the media is manufacturing. It’s nowhere near that intelligent, but the fear is their to justify the absurd spending and driving the price up of everything. It cant turn a profit, it cant cure cancer, and it sure as hell cant cause any doom beyond minor level cringe. The entire thing is a massive scam.
>>2933558JUST ONE MORE BROHOOOOOOOOOLD
>>2933568HARIKITE IKKOU971820069718200697182006
>>2933565>...So it is written.
>>2933568>LEND ME SOME ACCEL THREE GODDESSES, THIS IS UG2 INES FUJIN WE ARE UP AGAINST
>>2933565>crane>shiftthis torena has triple digit IQ
Come race me my RIVALS.....and (You)528317395283173952831739The team is a beta dogshit version but I've been lazy this CM cycle. I'll lock in soon I need practice partners.
How much longer until cm? I've been putting off making an ace for the last week.
>>2933575Couldn't quite overtake457154634571546345715463
>>2933583no, it's still not time to change cm
>>2933584We still got like a solid week lol, im only getting serious today
>>293358410 more days
>>2933527imagine watching NFL after 2016
>>2933583I should also upgrade my team but I might just phone it in with what I got and focus on the Arima Kino
>>2933583Bout to show my wife how I won medals down in Flanders968595789685957896859578Good shit! Lets keep it comin!
>>2933584>>2933588>>2933591>post yfw 96h league selection
>>2933585Damn she clawed back from 8th place475242824752428247524282
Average predebut turn
>>2932133Sorry to make you even more suicidal Mr. Host but I think the episode order is wrong, it's the second one but Dia already won the Arima Kinen
>>2933597
>>2933569Kind of crazy how no one talks about her. Meanwhile the other two in pic related are hyped to shit.
>>2933600
>>2933417if we were gonna bomb them we shouldn't have taken half measures. we could have used ICBMs to kill every man woman and child in the country without risking a single AMERICAN life.
>>2933600>Where’s everyone going, bingo??
>>2933607We're probably getting to that point with the way it's going
>>2933600>Kita with a hint in speedHonestly fine
>>2933601God damn it. At least it's not my fault this time.
>>2933600bwo? Just rest, you wanna be full energy for when LH shows up anyway
>>2933596AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT MY CAR760716157607161576071615
Why did they get rid of the mission markers? Having to look these up could be so much easier
>>2933585Solid strike is piece of shit skills that keep whiffed whenever Suzuka exist...>>2933604Orfevre got gold privilege and gold ship shilling her. So does Gentildonna and Gold ship rivalry(that I don't even think shapes in their story). Duramente are just remembered as the chud that cucking kitasan.
>>2933618They haven't gotten rid of them anon...
>>2933616You are washed lil bro
>>2933598Still 6/9
>>2933622
>>2933604Well since Windy finally got her alt, Dura is now the oldest 3* uma without at least 1 alt, so surely they will give her one soon and you can wait 3 years for it (it'll be a Halloween alt)
>>2933627KEK
>>2933621They clearly don't show up in the auto schedule planner then
>>2933610>Front Runner StraightawaysYour response?
>>2933609yeah, after wasting a bunch of our tax dollars and soldier's lives on half assed limited war. there's no reason to do that when you can just launch missiles out of subs against a pissant little country that can't do diddly shit about it.in fact there should be no such thing as foreign aid, we should have reverse foreign aid. tribute. protection money. "that's a nice country you got there, be a shame if somebody nuked it".if we did that americans wouldn't have to pay taxes.
>>2933632Literally don't care, it's two ticks of friendship on a high priority card to get rainbows going early for tokens while also leveling up my speed facility
>>2933631They ONLY show up in the career lol.If you open up the scheduler you have to manually check each day.
/pol/ shitters should fuck off
>>2933616WE ARE NOT DONE FOR YET!!!!!747173867471738674717386
>>2933634Bro at least try and keep it vidya or take that shit to /pol/
>>2933632Why is she getting ready to punch me here wtf
>>2933598Nimble nav off Finemo and dies on the finish line, last race because I want to go play Darktide615599386155993861559938
>>2933644That's what happens when she finds out you didn't mean it when you said she's got a nice set of pipes
>>2933646Thanks for hosting, xoguri continues to be the bane of my existence
>>2933643nyo
Neat.
>>2933650You're probably losing to my comp which is not that common over end Oguri
>>2933306I recognize that FineMo's artstyle.
>>2933642Who knew obese pigs learned to fly?987750419877504198775041
>>2933652>Mark of the Obese
>>2933648
>>2933658These can't be your aces can they
>>2933656Also true, in pubs without fronts I do pretty wellI think you'll do Fine this cm
>>2933646You neighas really brought 4 stam debuffers to this. Thanks for coming
>>2933642>Opera steals Angling before dying because she whiffed both recoveriesLmaohttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=tjjLlDs34LwHGV6yqoJMPq05
About fucking time you drunken slag
I need half TP now
>>2933663No they ain't, you really think id lower my standards so low? I've been flatlinin due to life just stealing practice partners
>>2933671ARE YOU THREATENING ME?I NEED TPFOR MY LIGHTHELLIO! PYOIOIOI
>>2933611Alright, we got it fixed.I'll stop doing my best Yellow impression now. Thank God you guys were so kind to my friend.
>>2933665only one stam debuffer proc murmur. lucky no ace died.
>>2933657I'm glad that guy got some paid work
>>2933658JOBka could NEVER 888316558883165588831655Alright, one more! I gotta grind
>>2933680Just an honest mistake, no damage done
>>2933685Our battle isn't over yet! Not until the day I beat you in a true battle!Thanks for the practice partners and the races! Time to get serious and catch up, wuv you
>>2933691Thanks for the rooms! Looking forward to it
>>2933691I look forward to it, thanks for the rooms
>>2933691ANOOON DONT TRAIN FOR SLOPMAKE PARENTS FOR THE ARIMA KINOANOOOOOON
>>2933691Thanks for the racesCan't imagine my jobbers will be any use as practice partners, though
Sigh.
>>2933701Is this autotrain
this cm is really fuckin shit, I should have just prepped open league horsesthe only win I've had in a room match thus far was because xog has miraculously out of attendance
>>2933705Sadly, no.
>>2933706This is basically the xogslop to end all xogslop. One day we’ll all look back on this and laugh. Im not going down without a fight, let’s give these hogs HELL
Realistically speaking, since jungle pocket can casually do this no warmup. Can she decapitate you with her thighs?
what's the meta landscape going to look like for CM20? I can't decide if I want to recreate the 1988 Arima Kinen or the 1989 Arima KinenInari and Tama Festival with an Oguri or Oguri Creek and Inari
>>2933722Basically imagine the strength of a horse in a human. Yeah she could snap your neck and ohko you but idk about decapitate
>>2933722Umas are closer to smaller and sluttier space marines than horses physically, I'm pretty sure any could not only crush your head but decapitate you with a kick
>>2933723Paces are cucked, literally no accels except BLAZEFronts are going to be really strongThe only End that can compete is TaishinLates are also pretty good because they get a really strong accel that doesn't need gambling+OYL
>>2933730>Fronts are going to be really strongThis isn't true, oy neigh told me so.
>>2933723I will be running Seiun Raygun edition, the Supreme racist, and some filler third, maybe Healer grass for the lulz
EVERY CM should be a Tokyo CM
>>2933730>The only End that can compete is Taishincan't Tama End work? I have been waiting for so long
>>2933730Which late accel you talkin about?
>>2933734Tokyo turn 2400m are the only CMs that actually count. Everything else is a Mickey Mouse cup.
>>2933736claw forward
>>2933736Claw yourself
>>2933738holy mother of all TRVKES
>>2933723I haven't taken part in any early testing but I imagine it'll be fronts vs. backliners, similar to the last long CM except lates are good too this time instead of just endsLates should have a notably higher performance ceiling than ends, but ends might be more consistent since their main accel has no positioning requirement (lates can be cucked out of Claw Forward if there are too many backliners and they push up into the top 3)
>>2933735I think the idea is more, she's better as a Late than as an End here so may as well not handicap yourself.
>>2933735Your only accel is spurt and Taishin gets the gold version of that, which doubles the potency., You could bring her as an oshi pick, but Lates and Fronts just have a really strong advantage this time
>>2933735Tama End can work, saying Taishin is the only functional end is pretty misleading. Encroaching Shadow is strong is all. Other ends will be stuck with spurt and Claw Forward, plus usual daring strike stuff
>>2933730>taishin onlyInari cross festivalbwos....
>>2933735Base tama end will always work, her unique is pretty stupid
>>2933748Inari Festival also gets spurt.Is the Arima Kinen a cracked spurt track? I can't remember.
>>2933728>space marinesSC or 40k? Either way, I really like this comparison.
>>2933749>late, longActually Ends do NOT get that luxury kek, I see what they mean now. Could always run Tama as late
>>2933752Any longslop is spurt track. Hence why end was uncontested back then until Kitasan.
>>2933747>>2933748>>2933749No other accel other than spurt? Damn that does sound kind of weak>>2933751Stupid in what way?
>>2933760>Stupid in what way?Stupid as in literal teleportation
>>2933752Spurt works and is instant on late race, but it’s weak. Encroaching Shadow is the gold which Taishin has. Clawforward is the gold from the Symboli Kris card but its late long only. So ends have to rely on gambles and dont have OYL either. Daring Strike is still strong. I think an end can do well, just gotta find accels some other way. Pump and Dober are both delayed by a little bit
>>2933730>The only End that can compete is TaishinLiterally worse than inari one
>>2933750Let them underestimate her
That reminds me.. hog can run as late..
>Cheer King Halo’s accel is incredibly delayedYep that’s useless as well. It’s Spurt + nimble nav + combo into Pump + MPB for ends.
>>2933768I SWEAR TO GOD YOU TRIPLE NIGGER, IF I SEE A XOG IN THE ARIMA KINO I AM PERSONALLY MURDERING, RAPING AND CANNIBALIZING THAT TRAINER. IN THAT ORDER
>>2933735one of my scariest memories in Pisces is watching End Tamamo Cross climb all the way to 2nd place just before late-race starts
>>2933767I never estimate Inari. What’s the QRD on her festival version though?
Damn why did they skip so much of Gold Ship's story and tell it like this? She deserved better
>>2933730Yeah just wait and see xOguri win again and people who pulled bBrian and ECs mald
>>2933770I dont believe Xog is particularly strong there due to the timing of heals. Normal Oguri probably is better
>>2933747Nah, Tama can't pay the Kris S tax. It's just not worth go late because of Lose Forward. Longslop needs heal more than ever and she didn't have it in her.
>>2933778Can't the usual deep breath + straightaway recovery + 2 gamble work? iirc last Arima Kinen that's what every hogger played
>innate NSM>innate BOFA>innate spurt/surge>fast learnerwill CM20 be her last hurrah?
I can expect fronts for long CM, right? Thinking of doing Creek Oguri Tama
What's this about lates being good suddenly? Which lates? Like Gold City, Special Week, and Cafe?
>>2933782She won me plat last Arima at least.
>>2933780It can work but it wasnt picture perfect like it is for peak xogslop, which means less consistent than some of the other threats, but rarely outright bad
>>2933778Yeah shes gonna be weak, but you gotta be REAL soulless to use her there thats my problem
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT, GOLD SHIP DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER
>>2933785Only for long tracks
>>2933789?
>>2933782I could never train her properly, getting the 4 G1 wins on each style was annoying
>>2933770it's too late, I've already started training one as of a week ago.
>>2933784Yeah, kitasan is a menace. Can't really expects front to have theirs early so it's just a conjecture so far.
>>2933785All lates are going to be very good due to pic related. She gives lates the most cracked accel for the track
>>2933784>I can expect fronts for long CM, right?Plenty, you only need 850+1 Gold, not that hard to reach for them
>>2933784Idk about the general public but with Kitasan and B. Seiun they’ll be some for sure. /ourtoreinas/ on the other hand will probably be filling up 7-9 fronts per lobby, oonigers too.
>>2933770I already finished one. She lost to golshi
>>2933785Special Week (racist)
any jongers?
>>2933788How is XOguri weak? She can still use her unique as midleg and also cheap out on stamina
>xoguri weakim thinking soul
>>2933765I said spurt out of reflex, but Inari Festival has it too.Don't bully me I ran out of shoes because I pot 5'd tamamo cross first and I was already running low after pot 5ing other long shoe wearersBetween her unique and daring strike and encroaching shadow I don't know what else she'd want or need.
>>2933792watchalong of season 3
>>2933789They did Golshi dirty in the anime but at least she got something. Daiwa and Vodka have fucking nothing other than being comic relief a couple times throughout 3 seasons
>>2933803I mean if you want midleg cope. Summer Mcqueen and even golshi herself is there and better than her. Cheapen stamina doesn't do much when lates will pay so much stam cost in their skills yet you can't really do 3 speed 2 wit because of Kris S tax.
>>2933805Maybe some nimble nav, and you can combo into pump/dober. Could rather inherit stuff like Rudolf/Nyopera for late race velocity. But if you have encroaching shadow then yeah she’ll be on par with potential uma at worst
>arima kino season bros! Everyone is viable!>oh by the way if you're not a front or a late and you don't have access to both wit nature and the new stam kris get the FUCK off the track!Why is it like this every time we get out of a slop track?
>>2933813>Everyone is viable!I don't think anyone's said this for any tracks, barring Tokyo Derby
I don't know how to get a better statline than this. It took everything just to get that 800 stam and she suffered in everything else because of it. This felt like a good run as far as rainbows and songs too.>med CI know>borrowing Suzuka stam Mines only 1LB because I didn't actually do the event. I need her for Trackblazer and Concentration.>Festa witThe best wit SSR I have and she seems better than Fuku or Daiwa.
>>2933817Machanposting moment.
>>2933793That shit's easy af. >End Tenno Sho Spring>Late Arima Kinen>Pace Takarazuka Kinen>Front every other race
>>2933817based machan trainer
>>2933789The show just happens to focus on the exact moment he became gigawashed. Couldn't even show her Tenno Sho Spring victory.
I can already foresee the long S runs where Kris S doesn't finish her chain.
>>2933813Frontniggers still cry about being shit while Pace still has no reliable accel for most CMs. Seriously can these niggers stop making Pace suffer?
>>2933813Stop trying to gaslight yourself into thinking you need OYL AND Claw Forward AND Pump AND Past and Beyond neigha that is like 1000 SP in accels
>sudden frontbroken out of nowherethe fuck
>>2933827But think about how cool it would be if all of those popped at the same time
How the fuck do I have more 3* guts than 3* stam and 3*power combined?
>>2933830This guy knows what’s up
>>2933828>suddenIt’s been a consistent and terminal case of frontbroken Im afraid
>>2933830It doesn't do much because you're already near top speed the moment claw forward ended. This isn't mile where you need to reach top speed asap. You need to pad the velo skill instead so endchud didn't caught up to you or caught up to the front. -t.in the middle of breeding commander spechud parent
>>2933831there is no way the rates for blues aren't skewed in favor of guts and wit. The statistics are there
>>2933831Tazuna wuvs you
>>2933836It seems like the inherit is very strong on Nakayama. Seems like you need a skill to trigger on the final corner for it to kick off. What other stuff are people comboing with beyond long/style corners?
>>2933842Pressure, Brian's unique, Barcarole still within the window too I think.
>>2933842inside scoop is probably the easiest. there's also duty of dignity from makween
>>2933817Diawa SR is much better
not cute
>>2933830This is true. Proccing a billion accels at the same time and watching your ace teleport to the front feels like hitting the jackpot, even if it's usually kinda winmore.
>>2933855It's supposed to make you let your guard down before she pounces on you
>>2933851>>2933850Sounds good. Also is EVERY style gonna want to be inheriting commander chud?
Ok, it may be a bit more boring but S3 is not THAT bad, you guys made it sound like it was fucking horrible, my expectations were so low I actually was pleasantly surprised in some ways. I think you lads exaggerated quite a bit
Do I run my oshi or recreate an Arima Kinen podium for CM20?
>>2933858Only late I think since they have guaranteed strong accel. Others will looking into the usual accel inherit. Front seiun/kita and end dober-ryan. End doesn't need the velo since they're the highest. Encroaching/spurt is 0.9 sec compared to claw 1.5 secs so they still want additional accel anyway.
>>2933865Did you see her sing Ms Victoria yet?
>>2933864It's not awful, just rushed. The pacing is terrible.
>>2933866Im gonna grandparent it in for my Seiun. I’ll have Kita and grandparenting in base Seiun’s ability, but will get Spe as late velocity.
>>2933858It's just a conditional pulse, it's not great since you are gonna have to swing wide to overtake since its corner only
>>2933864After coming with the high of s2 and RTTT. s3 was such a letdown that I understand the seethe. I don't even finished it on the season it aired.
>>2933817she's better as pace than front, for this cm. though if you still want to do front, you can skip concentration imo. borrow creek instead. how does your parent blue/pink spark look like?
>>2933873pulse has positional requirements though, this does not so can still go off if in first and has a meaty duration, much earlier than pulse would go off as there’s an entire straight left to pop off more stuff after that. Seems solid to me
>>2933874RTTT should've been the full-fledged season.
>>2933853Why exactly? I mean the 50 speciality priority is good but the 11TE on the Festa would make her an overall better stat stick wouldn't it?
>>2933884You got TE stick on finemo and maru. You need higher spe prio for token and pseudo rest.
>>2933884Starting friendship for fast rainbows for tokens and spec prio
>>2933879Not the greatest but I'm prioritizing medium sparks then whites for obvious reasons. Honestly not worried about winning plat but I want to make her finals worthy at least. I think you're right about skipping Concentration for Creek though.
Do i run regular biwa or christmas biwa for CM20
>>2933884Daiwa has twice the Friendship Bonus, plus double the Initial Friendship so she can start doing rainbow training sooner, and actually has priority
>>2933884NTA but part of what makes Daiwa strong is her very high initial friendship, meaning you can get her to rainbow levels almost instantly, which means shop points faster earlier on. High priority is good because every single wit card has like 35 or lower outside of CB. Festa is a roamer so she has 0 priority meaning inconsistent wit trainings. Festa has other things going for her though like reducing the training failure to 0% randomly
>>2933864They rush all the big important stuff but still make plenty of time for Kita to cry every episode. The spring tenno sho was a credits montage for god's sake
>>2933880Last corner skill is a major gamble unless you can guarantee it
>>2933884>>2933895Also NTA but I'll piggyback on this by saying the energy regeneration from Daiwa's events is nice
>>2933897Corner velocity in general is strong and worth stacking on, I dont think it’s that big a gamble if you intend to combo into it
I will never be able to run Creek again because Paces still don't have a consistent accel for most uses unlike everyone else
>>2933868Ooooh shit that's a good point. And this should be one of her better tracks so the plan is set
>>2933873inside scoop has VERY generous restrictions
>>2933899I forgot to mention that but yeah, nice events too. She’s such a strong card that often gets overlooked
'avin some dirty thoughts about Front Runner Creek
>>2933893Regular as Late. Paces are extremely cucked for CM20
>>2933906It's only one spark to get her to run late and and probably has enough built in recoveries to tank Claw Forward.
>>2933897Early race is a corner. So all of your style/distance corner can proc twice in arima kino. It's not that big of a gamble when you only need a skill as per requirement.
>>2933911You'll kill her chances of activating her unique.
Speaking of which, I happen to have an absurd amount of Front Runner sparks lying around, who's the funniest mutation for this CM?
>>2933920Front Golshi
>>2933920It would be terrible but front Digitan is the most fucked up and evil mutation I can think of.
>>2933920>funniestFront Spe
>>2933920Front Urara
>>2933920Front xogger ofc.
wtf nobody wants to use the last 2 images?
>>2933920Front VodkaLATE Daiwa
>>2933928Silence chud, the adults are discussing strategy.
>Wake up>Look at the clock >5:43 AM>Dreamed about having sex with top gunIts gonna be a good day.
>>2933938YOOOOOSH IKUY-
>>2933938YOU CUMMING?I'M CUMMING
>>2933930>BOFA on potential>speed power growthMaybe I should do Vodka, and use her unique as some sort of anti overtaking tool. It'd be funny too.
I finished her career like 2 weeks ago but I still haven't done the main story chapter. It's like once I do that there's nothing else so I keep putting it off.
>>2933938Got inspired by this post>>2933954>>2933954>>2933954
>>2933938Not long after global released I woke up from a nightmare where I was cheering up a crying bakushin who had lost a race that for some dream-logic reason I couldn't be there forShe was crying at a late night taco stand
Rice is polluting my thoughts. Can you run Nature + Dober for all seeing eyes and borrow the Cafe card for stam siphon? Or is mystifying murmur the real cunt skill
>>2933963Stam Siphon is only 1/3 of a real debuff, it's not worth running on anyone with Murmur and increasing the risk of bricking 564 Murmur, but otherwise yeah