>Scorpio CupRace Conditions: 2200 m, Medium, Turf, Kyoto, Right, Firm, Autumn, Sunny, Registration begins September 15th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (September)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1788228201225.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2952277
This will be a good thread
I am finished with my probabl shit aces as I do not want to work much for XOGfest so I decided to do something I haven't done since MANT startedPursue secret events, just not I finished triple crown and autumn crown one for KisekiMaybe I'll do the one for Machan next but...medium G is scary
>>2955070Since OP forgot AGAIN there is a fun race scheduled for September 30th >>2946327
>>2955070You know, festa is much more trainer fucker than I anticipated
Dawn of the first day, how do you think you'll do?
>>2955044Bro I'm 42, it's not like i got 2 years left
Windy!
>>2955070I can't believe she got the same VA as Myrtle from Arknights
>>2955087She feels more like an aibo in my opinion.
>>2955090HURRY THE FUCKING CM UP
>>2955090barely qualify into double xog finals
>>2955097Not him, but post hot springs and post career end i see it heavily
>>2955087More like Nakadashi Festa am I right fellas?She would probably try to make a game out of it
>>2955101Speaking of hot springs. Who has the best hot spring event in the game?
>Sakura Laurel on the jukebox>Sakura Bakushin O on the homescreen
>>2955090>2D leftThat's way too long, I want it to be over already
>>2955107This question is inherently biased because people will always claim their wife has the best one
>>2955090My best Endhog is so fucking ass I'm still grinding out of embarrassment
>>2955087She already marked me
I'm starting to think I should just straight up stop training 0% speed umas until GL is over.
>>2955107BIG fan of jordan's
to all danchous who may wonder why the fan gains are so low today: canto 10 p1 is too fucking long
>>2955121Is this 3 speed? Cuz it looks like a huge lowroll
>>2955121GL has been one of the comfiest 0% speed scenarios ever for me but I can imagine it sucks if you can't run 3 speed gacha ssrs
>>29551262 speed/2 wit/ruby power, testing for sprint CM because I'm getting increasingly frustrated building long aces.
>>2955093I was thinking of the anon that's like 50-something, you never know, take care
>>2955132Dont bother with ruby's stupid ass. Fuck herT. Won mile without her
>>295513453 faggot and im fine.
>>2955125Canto? like the Odyssey?
>>2955138Have you looked at the next sprint CM? It's another pure straight late race so all corner accels are off the table.
>>2955107You straight up cannot convince me there's a more romantic moment in the entire game that dober's hot springs
>>2955141>I post with people almost 30 years older than me
>>2955142>there are anons here that don't play limbus What
>>2955087She's absurdly hot
CM20? Another XOguri CM
>>2955153Uma is my first and last gacha
>>2955155I wont fall for your tricks gaslight dancer
>>2955155...huh?
>>2955125How is it? I kinda stopped playing halfway through c9
All of the Gold Clan members are 4 you btw
>>2955107Haru
>>2955141God damn, glad to hear that, as a zoomer, I fear getting to that age, no offense, I just don't think things get better. Is there anything to look forward to?
>>2955149It's so peak
>>2955125I'm aware.>t.danchou
>>2955161it's PEAK but in an amusingly schizophrenic way
Don't call me that or im gonna show you some real danger Nakayama
>>2955155Miracle doesnt fire right away..
>>2955149Why are mare careers shoujo mangas
The last time I ate oysters I spent the next 36 hours in agony.
>>2955161>stopped playing halfway through c9
>>2955153I can only afford the time for 1 gacha.
>>2955153Why would I?
>>2955178I meant halfway through season, i finished c9 itself
>>2955177I've been eating seafood all my life and never had a problem. Is this an american/asian thing?
>>2955149I dont get it, why does she think I don't enjoy her company?
>>2955153Limbus looks interesting but I don't think I can justify playing another gacha with how much of a timesink they are
>810 stamina>kyoto 1>non-standard distance 1>777>hydrateis this enough?
I was under the impression a very large amount of us are from the old project moon threads
>>2955195You're fine.
>>2955193Self esteem issues
>>2955189I was traveling in Asia at the time and a local suggested this place. I thought it was fine because it was right on the water.Can't blame the guy who suggested it because he came with me and was also incapacitated.
>>2955196Thats just a fact
Already got my Festa but I've had a real streak of Vamp Rice spooking me on the last three banners.
>>2955194It's the most low maintenance gacha out there. You don't get pull currency from dailies, only a weekly dungeon. And not like there's any real end game so it's just play for the story and fuck off game if you don't enjoy grinding for new units.
>>2955200its festa actually
>>2955201But why? We accomplished her dreams together
>>2955206Marked.
>>2955209Still probably fine
>>2955206She wants you to use her
>>2955206She's gonna suck you, just let it happen
>>2955200>>2955209
>>2955153Uma is the only gacha I play because I'm not a zoomer
>>2955196>>2955205When was that stated? is it true? Personally I'm a /sp/tard that went back to /v/ to search threads for uma since it seemed fun. I never played gacha before
>>2955211I mean she does get better and stronger in her career and grows close to her trainer. But it's not like all her flaws or weaknesses completely got fixed or disappear same with a lot of other umas
>>2955195>>2955200Where are you guys getting Kyoto from? Card or random event?
>>2955196I managed to make one really shitty mspaint lobcorp shitpost that gets posted sometimes to this day. It's the definitive proof that I was here in this world
>>2955209Post the rooma, lets ball
>>2955234Parents?
>>2955208I might give it a shot but I'll have to treat it like a visual novel
>>2955233Okay but after 3 years she should know I consider her a friend
>>2955242Oh...
>>2955248Have you ever talked to a woman
>>2955196Absolutely not. I have zero interest in anything that falls under that umbrella. Not even the threads for their original game years ago made it seem enjoyable. Don't know how it got to its current point and don't care.
Are you ready for tomorrow?
>>2955252Why talk to foids when I have umas
>>2955252noone does that
>>2955257It's going to be a very boring fucking race. Gonna put money on Stars and Stripes
>>2955257THE GOAT
>>2954317https://files.catbox.moe/7kr3oa.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/dq58o4.png
>>2955257This is gonna be a non-race lmao
>>2955226Someone cleverer than me could make a very funny spin on their rent skit but with fan quotas.
>>2955257>This is the HERO of japan
>>2955257Who's gonna host the reenactment race?
>>2955263Brb making my boss open these links just in case
>>2955276So scary murricans are actually avoiding the race.
>>2955282>bro got a roomful of popcornKino
Uh....
>>2955282Horses are such silly creatures
>>2955288Little Cock-on status?
>>2955288Let me train and breed the sexo brown Uma, Cyjews
When are they adding nihon pillow winner to the game
>>2955257Is this yanko's retirement year?
>>2955288Was Bakushin a successful sire?
>>2955288Wtf i thought rura was a fa/tg/uy chud like me, it aint fair!
>>2955278>dirt
>>2955306Very. And even if he wasn't Kitasan is making Bakushin's genes spread far and wide
>>2955306Bro, hes kitasans fuckin grandpa
>>2955306He had dozens of graded winners
>>2955308Yes
Are Americans good for you?
>>2955319considering recent events, no
>>2955257Imagine if the fatass jobs
>>29553249/11 is not recent
>>2955319>[Conceptualization] Easy - Success: The image depicts a drawing of a young woman with enlarged buttocks faced towards the viewer with the words "Are Americans good for you?" attached next to it. This question is structural nonsense, and yet is delivered with such intense confidence that you can infer the absolute intent behind the anonymous masturbator who posted the image.
>>2955306He’s kitasans grandfather and by extension CDN and Equinox’s great grandfather, I’d say yes
>>2955326But 9/11 was a national tragedy
What made his sperm so fucking God tier
Yanko needs to stop eating and lose some weight, now
>This thing has top tier genes and basically you are fucking stupid
>>2955331didn't happen and they've deserved it
>>2955328we should kill him
>>2955332>all these silly faces while Geldomeno just looks tiredLUDOKINO
>>2955335>Bakushin is 5'2This is really funny
>>2955346Shes a japanese woman
How long until the big french race and which japanese horses are racing in it?
>>2955332Being attached to McQueen's sperm
>>2955332Imagine how much better the JRA would be if you could just freeze the sperm of top tier sires and spread it even further.
>>2955337I walked through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan trying to find my brother
>>2955349October 4.
>>2955353Turns out he was in northern taste
>>2955351>Race pervert or sex pervert? Call it.
>>2955351There's still zero logical reason this isn't allowed.
it's so sad that northern taste died of ligma
>>2955362Benis must go in bagina :DDDDD
>>2955362>Yeah bro trust me. This is a frozen container of 100% legit narita brian sperm, that will be 150k dollars plus tip.
>>2955362because trust issues
Forever Young is retiring this or next year, right? I wonder how long it'll be for one of his kids to be good enough to get added to Uma
>>2955306yeah but he's even better as a BMS
>>2955362Sperm fraud would be massive.
>>2955362>Thoroughbred fans when they must be Thoroughly bred
>>2955349Tabaru and Admire Terra are being sent this year to join the jobber pile.
>>29553269/11 was a great day
>>2955370This year but he might attempt a third saudi
>>2955370Could be either, I heard he’ll retire either after the Tokyo Daishoten or a third Saudi Cup run in February. Looking forward to seeing how much mare pussy yanko is going to get
>>2955374>Golshispawn and the spiritual successor of GolshiI believe in Terra. He's going to pull off one of the funniest feats in all of horse racing history.
>>2955374They stand zero chance what were they thinking
>>2955382Yep, I believe he’ll come in first after dumping his jockey againImagine the shitstorm
>>2955382Zero g1 wins btw
>>2955381Bro is going to drown in it, for sure.
>>2955384I dunno who else they would send, I don’t want to see CDN job again. Maybe Lovcen can try next year.
>>2955384Nah they will have a kino ult off like Oguri and Tama in Cingrey for first and second trust
>>2955390>He won the Japan Cup and in this house Admire Terra is a hero!
>>2955390That would make it funnier
>>2955390He was robbed
How good is meisho tabaru anyway
Tabaru gets a buff after the fr*nch turn on the rain machines, trust the plan
>>2955402GIVE ME FREEDOMGIVE ME FIREGIVE ME HANSHINOR I RETIRE
>>2955402Hanshin Merchant, not too much unlike his father
>>2955402Heaven literally opened up for him during the last Takarazuka Kinen so he could win. Skill doesn't matter when you have divine assistance.
>>2955362It could literally destroy thoroughbreds with inbreeding
More Arima rooms please...
>>2955393>dunno who else they would sendCroix du Nord is the only horse in the World who beat Daryz (last year's Arc winner) on french soil. He shouldve attempted it again
>>2955368I need this for my umamusume display shelf
>ojiisans could be here>women could be here>phillips shills could be here
>>2955416Host them
>>2955419>Banking on KWAB du FRAUD for anything
>>2955422Is the oneblade THAT good or are they just shills?
>>2955422>phillips shills could be hereThe screwdriver?
>>2955422>"Danchou could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this club before. There could be a Danchou anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her streamlined chest. "I HATE DANCHODE" she thought. 気まぐれTuning Heart (2021 Remastered Version) reverberated her entire car, making it pulsate even as the 70 Shop Coin Royal Kale Juice circulated through her soft veins and washed away her (merited) fear of danchou after the daily reset. "Whilst flatlining, you can do whatever you want" she said to herself, out loud.
>>2955416Open them and I shall join
Admire terra is very funny but unironically she is canopus tier.
>>2955370It takes a while. It's like 4 years before you start seeing first debut races from a new sire.
>>2955427It's a product by a big brand you can likely find in any convenience store or supermarket. And it's something that if it works for you, you will dedicate absolutely zero effort into trying anything else because there is no reason to care that much. It's about on the same level of "shilling" as the guys using individual razor blades and warm water and wondering why anyone would bother with anything else.
>>2955429No, the razor company. We were talking about shaving our balls and pussyhair preferences last thread>>2955443Ok I understand that, but is it good?
>>2955435Is this Snow Crash or have I been huffing too much toluene?
>>2955429THE PHILIPS MULTIGROOM TOOL, LOOK PRESENTABLE EVERYWHERE AND ANYWHERE. Innovaton & you, PHILIPS
Who the fuck invited her
>>2955446>last threadYou mean months ago in /v/, and someone brought it up last thread
>>2955453I know, right? What the fuck did Hishiama accomplish on her career besides jobbing to Brian?
>>2955453Is rigil the PSG of uma musume
>>2955422Foids scare me the most. Save me umagals.
>>2955459They are the Real Madrid of Uma
>>2955458You take that back whore, she won 2 G1s and won best mare 3 years in a row
>>2955459Psg wasn't great until recently right? Rigil has generations of cracked talent
>>2955459>Piss Shit Garbagechecks it out
>>2955402He was pretty mediocre early on, front runner without the stamina or control needed so he kept running out of stamina. He seems to have progressed and matured to the point he's a legit strong horse now. He's still guaranteed double digit finish the moment he goes beyond 2200m. So I have zero idea why the hell you'd send him to 2400m arc with like the world's longest final straight, the most hostile environment to front runner possible. Which makes El Condor Pasa's 2nd place even more absurd feat of strength.
>>2955453OUR HEROES!!!!!!!!!!...and taiki shuttle too
>>2955453Yeah why is Fuji there
Umamusume are into scent play and would not appreciate you shaving your crotch.
>>2955459Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt?
>>2955462>Real Umadrid
>>2955470Teiobro btw
>>2955196I literally dont even know what that is, but I am from /v/. Based on context Im gonna assume limbus which I know had a big presence but I never got into it. I remember their battle with the jannies though, but still a bubble that doesnt include many of us
>>2955469Unironically a better phantom triple crown than SHARTnes FAGchyon.
>>2955477>still a bubble that doesnt include many of usYou'd be surprised, there's a lot of PM references in these threads.
>>2955467Japan is just sending them out to die. WUVcen will get it next year
>>2955473https://youtu.be/Pkxqy4AGwcU
>>2955470My trainee is in a partially self-inflicted hell regarding her own hair, if anyone would understand it would be her
>>2955483Still UNSURPASSED btw.
Okay, we're trying this for the watchparty:Unix: 1789779600Japan: 2026/9/19 @ 10:00 AM JSTAmerica: 9/18/2026 @ 3:00 PM HST, 5:00 PM AKDT, 6:00 PM PDT & MST, 7:00 PM MDT, 8:00 PM CDT, 10:00 PM EDTEurope: 19/9/2026 @ 2:00 AM BST & WEST, 3:00 AM CEST & KALT, 4:00 EEST & MSK & TRTIf anyone has issues with it, speak by 12 AM BST or forever hold your peace.
So, which umas is clean shave and which ones are based full bush ones?Can i have a hairy Suzuka? Flat redheads are kinda my thing.
>>2955491>UNSURPASSEDAt working minimum wage maybe
>>2955491.....at dishwashing
>>2955483One of those two has actually competed in a crown race and it's not fuji.
>>2955458You don't understand how rare a mare strong enough to contest males was. Daiwa Scarlet was the first mare to win Arima Kinen in 37 years and this was in 2007. Hishi Amazon however race in mid-90's and came second to the Monster and also 2nd in Japan Cup. Japan produced some absurdly strong mares in late 2000, early 2010 and then another monster crop in late 2010's. But even after those this is the very short list of mixed G1 winning mares.
>>2955435"Veggies could be here" she thought, "I've never been on this track before. There could be veggies anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her tiny chest. "I HATE VEGGIES she thought. Mahou ga Nakucha Hajimaranai Desho reverberated the entire starting gate, making it pulsate even as uma stan triggered and washed away her (merited) fear of veggies after race. "With Mr. CB, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.
>>2955487He's a big fatty, he will just sink to the swamp.
>>2955491I still don't get how tachyon became THE secondary horse. It can't be just BOANE, secondaries don't watch movies.
>>2955488>Fenomeno not the Real strikermissed opportunity
>>2955504>secondaries don't watch movies.Yeah but you know what they watch? TikTok edits
>>2955470Your umawife would want to smell your crotch and fondle your human ears
>>2955508Only Ryan has an r9 tier shitty haircut tho
>>2955490wym self inflicted, she literally has no other choice
>>2955485Okay but to assume that MOST of us are limbus/lobcorp fans is a huge assumption. A good chunk share, but most peoppe? Nah, /v/ma is hundreds of anons. A generous estimate would be 1/10 of that were Limbusfags, another 1/10 Yugioh, another 1/10 from /sp/ and so on, but no way do they make up 50% or more.
I FINALLY MADE AN ACE
>>2955504Yeah but the movie spawned the screenshots and tiktok edits that they do watch.
>>2955504Edits, memes, she's practically free if all you did was play the first month or so. If anything her being the front for secondaries means my wife is safe.
Arima Rooms?649110216491102164911021
>>2955504>can be portrayed as abusive yuri thanks to jungle pocket and manhattan cafe>le quirky mad scientist>already quite popular before release and was a launch umaDaiwa Scarlet and Vodka would've taken her role if it wasn't for the mad scientist.
>>2955504"Primaries" make content of popular things, which gets spread around and turned into memes, which secondaries then consume. See Bounceslop or Bakushin Armpit.
>>2955510>>2955520>>2955522What the fuck is a "tiktok edit"
>>2955504>secondaries don't watch movies?? But that's exactly what they do. Secondaries don't do things that takes effort like playing the game. Any one can do something as easy as watching anime and movies
>>2955514>the R in R9 stands for RyanIt all makes sense now...
>>2955523I have 2, its that okay
>>2955529>Any one can do something as easy as watching anime and movieslol you are overestimating the average zoomie normoid
>>2955524Cowbunga is already a secondary horse. And Vodka is not popular for whatever reason
>>2955538>Vodka is not popular for whatever reasonI'm gonna sound like im shitposting but its true. Its because she is a flat tomboy. That archetype is still too based for normgroids
>>2955470>>2955476Actually Fuji is the scent addict
>>2955538Vodka isn't exactly a neat stereotype they can warp into whatever they want. You can see the same effect in comic dubs actually: Everyone has basically one voice for Daiwa, but the voices are wildly different for Vodka.
>>2955538I can’t believe Vodka is flatter than Teio and Ruby. I get it if you’re little girl shaped or if you’re a designated flat fuck like Suzuka, but I can’t wrap my head around Vodka being like that.
>>2955488This lineup is fucking terrible, the positions are wrong, Taiki would never be goalkeeper. 1st of street footy is to put the fat guy in goal, so Akebono
>>2955545Someone post the Taiki Shuttle "I can smell you" please.Taiki Freeman, if you will.
Speaking about tachyon>Barely secured test tubesShe's gonna murk someone by accidentally dropping a test tube and giving them a face full of glass and mystery liquid
>>2955523How nice of the meme Suzuka to completely block me.
>>2955493Ok this time looks good, even the CEST. Fine by me, I wish other people would chime in to give feedback on the times for the watchalongs. As always appreciate you doing these, wuv you
>>2955545Holy thirst
>>2955545>"Home on three days. Do not bathe." - Fuji Kiseki to her trainer
>>2955558Other umas are brandishing firearms, I don't think track safety is high on the URA's priority list.
Club Rank A.....I like it here
>>2955555QUINTS UPON QUINTS OF TRUTH>>2955558They're probably just tubes of ethoxyethane quicksilver. It'll be fiiine, totally safe!
>>2955504>>2955510>>2955527I literally discovered the game because of the tiktok edits of Tachyon, she looked cool as fuck, saw the movie, loved her. Discovered she was a low rarity character so I installed the game, took me a lot of pulls to get her and then over 5 months to get her fucking lab coat, but I actually learned her character. I fucking hate secondaries that make her a dommy mommy
>>2955575>then over 5 months to get her fucking lab coatHoly shit what a fucking throwback
>>2955558The mystery liquid is a BE potion btw
>>2955575>then over 5 months to get her fucking lab coatI remember that shit.
>>2955523Maybe paces are fine without fronts861431838614318386143183>>2955535Sure>>2955562Evil Suzuka...
>>2955573I AM A FUCKING FIRST-RATE!
>>2955579HAND IT OVER TO ME NOW I MUST VISIT NISHINO'S PALACE
>>2955504Pretty popular in JP already so has a lot of memes to go, distinctive design and personality, has BoaNE, you can get her easily
>>2955578>>2955580Glad my misfortune brought some laughs at least
>>2955585GUARDS! SEIZE HIM!
>>2955513>my umawife fondling my ears while i fondle hersWeirdly erotic
>>2955584>IM NOT YOUR RIVAL>STAY IN CHARACTER
>>2955537Then I'd call those creatures tertiaries
>>2955563Glad that you appreciate my work. I love having you guys on, you're all a riot.Now, excuse me as I freeze my ass off in a canyon at night. 6 fucking C/43 fucking F when it was 94/34 last week...
>>2955595You dont realize how grim secondaries are now
>>2955558The one on her beach alt is unnecessarily large, it could be quite the problem if she fell over and it broke.
>>2955593I don't think that's possible to do comfortably at the same time
>>2955602STOP DOING THIS! Youre hurting them ;_;
>>2955602Reminds me of this guy
>>2955599I didn't realize how bad it was until I was at a weeb event and saw someone go up to a cosplayer dressed in Teio's racewear and say "Oh my god I love Umamusume, I love your Special Week"
>Do Arima runs>Less painful than Queen Elizabeth runs>Despite higher stamina totalWhat the fuck.
>>2955513Do you think someone would make uma eared microphones for ASMR purposes? Seems like a weird niche but maybe it does exist?Trainer speaker Uma listener ASMR probably isn't unpopular in the umamusume world
>>2955611Who knew that 564 being not that good made the game playable
>>2955616Was gold ship the problem all along?
>>2955611That can't be possible, I still haven't started but it makes no sense
>>2955616Summer Golshi has gotta be the single uma that caused the most harm to the game.
>>2955618What are you waiting for neigha
>>2955611Arima is great for front training.
>>2955583Aaaah I thought she would get her first room win when she hit angling but SpeCHAD stepped up. Nice race!436208244362082443620824
>>2955620
>>2955611ARIMA KINO
>>2955623Because no PPDD combo right? Makes it more comfortable
>>2955603What, why?
Let us review GL cms so far>Worst CM of all time>Best CM of all time>Bad CM (you are here)>Contenter for best CM of all timeWhat does this tell us.
>>2955636yeah, you also benefit from having higher Wit, the downhill is long, so more stamina is saved and you run faster.
>>2955636Fronts have lots of accel too
>>2955637Ok for some reason I thought your arms would get in the way, cute drawing, disregard my retarded ass
>>2955625Good race. Nice to see the results of GW vs Shrewd step on McQueen and Doto196587491965874919658749
>>2955621Answer my question please. As for yours, I need really good parents to make it in there>>2955643so you don't run a stam card?>>2955647I'm struggling to think how to fit Seiun into my parents so BSeiun can inherit Angling, sounds painful as fuck and not comfy at all
>>2955637Posting this on a blue board would get you off umachan btw
>>2955642>After the current xogslop ends we have Arima KINO, Sprint KINO and we end with mile KINOWe WON
>>2955657>so you don't run a stam card?No, just a ton of stamina sparks, running a stam card on a front for Arima is trolling.
>>2955657Running a stam card has always been asking to gimp your runs
>>2955660>Sprint KINOWhat's the play on this one?
>>2955614>ASMR | Kind trainer comforts you after a big loss (Whispering, tailbrushing, ear massage)
>>2955665I want to try a Unity run and get a shit ton of Wit to see what happens
>Brooooo you need speed sparks>you needed stamina sparks all alongWhy are jpfags so bad at the game.
>>2955665For me? It's Inari 1 Encroaching Shadow
>>2955669You will massively job but it will be extremely funny
What do you think about her
>>2955656Mambo! She's looking good this CM!939978829399788293997882
>>2955674I'm planning to bring 9* speed sparks to raise the cap and get as many speed greens as possible,
>>2955677I like her, I feel bad about never using her in CMs
>>2955677One of my favs, won plat with her last CM.
>>2955677I like her and if Inari and Ayabe comply fast enough, I'll try training her for Arima. But her training restrictions scare the fuck out of me in this scenario
>>2955677Mid tier Uma, her career was kinda enjoyable
>>2955677She almost killed a lucky pace Xoggy in the dirt cm finals and only lost because of double doms. I'm proud of her. Too many toreinahs are sleeping on her.
>everyone running lates next cmWhat supports do I need for this cm? I have 3LB Natie, and my borrow slot will be taken up by Kris S, are there any other late specific cards that I need to have
>>2955687>Someone won plat with my oshi last CM>I got 2ndThis pain is unbearable
>>2955693*Too many toreinahs are sleeping with her.
>>2955693>many toreinahs are sleeping on her.I'd sleep on shichi iykwim
>>2955696>are there any other late specific cards that I need to haveMy neigha there are not even any other late cards other than maybe nakadashi festa
>>2955696Fronts are much stronger, our regular frontcucks are still working on their parents. Just wait and you'll see.
>>2955703I also have this card at 3LB as a result of pulling for Maru, am I good l? I don’t think I’ve even made any late parents
>>2955696Yeah you need Stam Tamamo for Tail Held High and Fast and Furious.
>>2955712Make some late parents they have amazing skills now
>>2955716You forgot your oguri cap pic bro
>>2955716>I need to run two Stam cardsNot looking good!
>>2955716Gaslight dancer.....
>>2955716Very hard to run, not really viable with how you need Kris, kinda usable for mediums
>>2955698surely they were in open or won group b haha id know because NOBODY runs my oshi better than me
>>2955720It's okay, she has no priority so she's a fake Stam card! Don't mind the no rainbows on good stats...
>>2955679These lates are too strong for me...344359103443591034435910Last one for now!
>>2955677Extremely prettyA bit of a bitchI would probably drop all my spaghetti if I had to talk to her irl
>>2955661>>2955663God fucking damn it, I have no stam parents that are usable, they are genuinely so hard to make. I was using Cafe 1 wit in Mediumslop, what do I do? ;__;
Alright hear me out: BASE Ogurin as a late with claw forward
>>2955677I don't understand how she is a gyaru because in my mind gyarus are all tanned bimbos
>>2955729You have a ton of time to make a stam parent, there are a lot of 9* stamina parents for fronts available too, just start looping right now.
>>2955731That would be good yes, base oguri is respectable
>>2955709>our regular frontcucks are still working on their parentsI still haven't started on mine, am I screwed? Could a Frontcuck give me a 101 on what to do RIGHT NOW?
>>2955677I prefer her original outfit
>>2955724He just said he won plat bro
>>2955740>tightsSex!
>Good stats and inspirations, no Medium S>Medium S, no skill inspirations and subpar stamina>Good stats and Medium S, chains don't finish>After 10 days of making aces and doing 5 borrows a day I only have a barely workable Xoguri and not a decent Rice ShowerI'm really not having fun and I just want this CM to be over with, but I know that if I stop trying now (like I did in the same situation in Virgo 2) I'll lose finals.
>>2955739Nigger, lock in
>>2955740Nah the leather jacket is mandatory.
>>2955740One of few which are straight up better
>>2955746This cm is the last of the xogslops, soon we will be out of the trenches
>>2955739Ballroom Seiun and Kita are probably the strongest characters for Arima when paired with a Runaway debuffer. Just get a lot of stamina sparks and do your regular thing, you need around 900 stamina+1 gold, a couple of clicks on stamina during summer should be enough. You don't even need to fish for DD+PP combo this time.
>>2955748I get it, but lock in on WHAT
>>2955726MAYANO TOPPU GUN! Thanks for joining everyone!
>>2955381no he's going for Arima
>>2955757>you need around 900 stamina+1 goldWait, if you guys said you don't have to run stamina cards, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU MEANT TO GET THE RECOVERY???
>>2955760Thanks for the rooms. Good races!
Pretty sure this is the limit of a 0LB raisu powerWas basically throwing shit at the wall and seeing if it would stick, and was pleasantly surprised for the most part. But it's just so fucking hard to get your speed up with only two speed cards that aren't stat printers like tachyon or maruzensky.I did get unlucky on fan count so I had to run some unnecessary races, but most of the important things actually managed to hit. Good songs, all support cards finished their chains, good recovery lessons
>>2955467El was american-born, it's orf's and festa's results that are more impressive
Cannot wait to spend the next 4 weeks vigorously working on backliner prep just to get front/blaze broken
>>2955763Maya or Jordan
>>2955488>McQueen, literal old-time royalty of the racing world>not in REAL Madrid >also a legendary stayer, but still plays as a striker, the less stamina-intensive position. >fucking Madrid full of random jobbers, instead of every single triple crown (all washed) + a handful of hard-working ngubumas
>>2955760LANDING KISSU
>>2955759START GRINDING THOSE STAMINA LONG PARENTS
Anyone else rollan for her? Her growths, skills, evolved skills, and looks are all excellent.
>>2955757>You don't even need to fish for DD+PP combo this time.Can you explain why? Is it because of the early corner?
This sickening piece of rancid filth has caused me immeasurable grief. I am NEVER using another agemasen card ever again once this CM is over.
>>2955642>worst CM of all time (so far)>worst CM of all time (so far)>worst CM of all time (so far)>future worst CM of all time (that far)
>>2955776Rolling for her.Pot 5ing her.Pumping my statues into her.Hintbookmaxxing her (but I'm going to be just a little short on dream glimmer)Running her in the next CM with Christmas Vodka and Christmas Hayahide.
>Wow, I just I love my RIVALS, and I love my Q/v/een, and I love my club, and… uhh, and God bless /v/ma I guess, what else can you say?
>>2955783This is a real third rate opinion and I don't typically use that term
>>2955785>Christmas CHADHOLY SOVL
>>2955783>Libra 2 worst than the dirtslop or the 3200 heavy rain omega longslopGet real anon
>>2955777pretty much
>>2955677I dragged my balls through glass to get a decent one out for the mile and then she fell asleep in the finals when I could've had a podium sweep.
>>2955785>long straightaways AND long cornersGood choice, using your hint books on her will be really really good. With those two skills plus her unique, she has some very solid mid race. I guess the only downside is that Restless is really expensive, but hint books can alleviate that a little>Running her in the next CM with Christmas Vodka and Christmas Hayahide.Holy KINO
>>2955766Well, that's a good sign. Even if I did conditionmog.
>>2955776>>2955785The hair is a significant upgrade but I still just really don't care for her.
>>2955807Post arima room
My account is so fucking bricked dude
>>2955783TRVKE
>>2955778>buckbreaking torenasAt least its in character
>>2955818It doesn't take that long to unlock Teio, don't worry
>>2955808>The hair is a significant upgradeHer twintails look awful in the Christmas costume and her hair down looks awful in her PEAK Blue costume. She has the perfect hair for every situation.
>>2955815I only have a half an ace that can be refined, but sure, I can do a couple. I don't have any of that fancy hakuraku stuff though659834016598340165983401
>>2955791Third? I raff. We can go EVEN HIGHER! I will ratemaxx from here until EoS I am the king of all crabs. >>2955797You're probably right, but I'm a bit biased for the rainy longslop because I actually won that one. Libra 2 was marginally better than the dirtslop, but it's still milecasino. I had my hopes up for the Arima KINO but it's only virtue is not being a xogslop, which isn't saying much. GL still drains all the fun out of all the cool distances.
>>2955776Scarlet IS one of my favourites, but...>Alt of an uma I already have, and her base version doesn't have a bad kit or anything>I'm an end main, so I doubt I'll be able to get much use out of a medium/long front even if she's good>Right before Rob Roy who I'm planning to roll forThe banners should overlap a bit, so maybe I'll be able to afford rolling for her if I get lucky on Rob Roy, but otherwise I think I'd rather save my carats to spend oncards and/or new umas rather than alts
>>2955771isn't Jordan a bigger brick than running Creek? Also if you run her over Sweep SR with Tachyon and Kitasan you are very likely to not get any event chain to finish (except Kita who can't run her own card but then where do you get Long and Front corners if the latter are stuck in another brick you want to avoid) it's so complicated actually
>>2955826>I don't have any of that fancy hakuraku stuff thoughI'll post it for you.
>>2955776I will not roll, but i will use my selector on Vodka
>>2955736>just start looping right now.Could you recommend something to start with? I hate asking for it since it sounds like le spoon-feeding but my borrow-fu is genuine ass
>>2955832Appreciate it. Honestly I'm a bit curious about how Inari's health will take it, the other two I've got are just placeholders right now though.
>>2955825Daiwa IS perfect in every situation*
>>2955839Her name is Scarlet.
>>2955761>deciding to run him on turf for a potential humiliation ritual retirement raceI get that they need to set up the final career goal race being a humiliation ritual Arima Kinen, but did you need to go this far?
I still can't believe Fatwa won the fap poll, she is quite literally a butterface, I can't stand looking at her face, it's horrible
>>2955842Shut up, Major
>>2955844
>>2955826Haku for youhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=KUY_BiqUGwri1b9NWdT-i8qP
>>2955844Okay faggot, who do (You) think should have won the Fap Derby?>inb4 Wodka
>>2955831Running creek is just asking to gimp your stats
>>2955844You voted for her too.
>>2955844Who won the poll anyway
>>2955845>MajorPRIVATE TORENA! YOU HAVE ANY UMAS YOUVE TRAINED?>Sir, Yes Sir?nI BET THEY REGRETTED THAT. YOURE SO BAD YOU COULD BE IN A VF DISCORD! WHATD YOUR PLAT COUNT, WHALEBODY?
>>2955844>I still can't believe Fatwa won the fap pollLiterally made for some hardcore gooning
>>2955851Thank you.Here's another:287829522878295228782952
>>2955861These were the results before it got raided by being posted in /vg/
>>29558611: Daiwa2: Every JP Uma3: Maruzen4: Kita5: Every NPC6: Dia7: Taiki8: Natie and Air Groove tied10: Mayano and Creek tiedhttps://poal.me/7hr3a1
>>2955855No nigger, Air Groove
>>2955872>>2955873>They made air groove go from 3rd to 8thScum, all of them.
>>2955857Ok, so you'd run Kita/Tachyon/Sweep/Jordan in combination depending on the uma, right? What about the wit cards? Bourbon Wit sucks but where can you get Front or Long corners otherwise?
>>2955873>>2955872>it got raided by being posted in /vg/Of course, those niggers have to ruin LITERALLY EVERYTHING, instead of making their own. Fucking insufferable cunts
>>2955873>My goat out of the top 10>Le meme goo goo baby creepy woman is inJust for today, I side with the anti /vg/ schizo
>>2955866https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=PzAKn5gOd2Rc-L4ApTOpus4G
Man, I love when rainbows completely disappear on year 3
>>2955878As if anyone needed more proof of incompatibility, savages, animals.
>medium and turf syay or nay?
>>2955873Fuji Kiseki below Oguri Cap is honestly insane.
>>2955887Normally i don't care for tribalism, im happy with them sticking to their containment board. But making air groove drop out of the top 3 is fucking disgusting
>>2955888Thank you. One more. Also, if you have any thoughts for how you think I should build some of my lates and this end, I'm all ears. If I had tosen jordan speed I would probably be using her right about now.352870193528701935287019
>>2955887I'm sorry that happened to you but sex with Super Creek would be nothing short of divine.
>>2955886I intended to post it during yurohours so two timezones got to vote on it. But I forgot so i posted it the next day. I could've prevented this.
>>2955887>>2955892I wish they were rangebanned from moving to any other board
Is there anything special I need to do for making a last minute debuffer? Or is it literally just "fuck stats and skills; throw as many debuffs on as possible"?
>>2955893Fuck it. We ball
>>2955872very based poll
>>2955906The latter, just make sure you have both keen eye and dom
>>2955893If you don't have anything else built, noIf you do, fuck it we ball
>>2955872>muteki @ 3I WAS THERE!
>>2955872>all those Urara votesI'm concern
>>2955925Imma be real, I kinda get it.
>>2955920So no real stat thresholds aside from maybe wit? And other performance skills are just sort of secondary? As far as I understand the debuffs (at least for dominators) don't have any real range so it doesn't matter if you trail behind.
>>2955923Too asian looking for me
>>2955925Im not an urara fucker but I kinda see it, she has really fat thighs, nice boobs, a nice butt and she wears little.
>>2955872>>2955923I'm one of the 3 certified Yeppers fuckers itt
>>2955935>this japanese martial artist is too japaneseGood, glory to Nippon
>>2955911>>2955922Did the 15% wit instead and she failed that anyway. She spent half the career in good mood because of nigger events otherwise she could have been perfect.
>>2955899https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=8I1qFc8Ez-5Tj1D7qtXYtVjL
>>2955925She has a massive personality debuff but her body is nice
>>2955899>if you have any thoughts for how you think I should build some of my lates and this end, I'm all ears.Whats your spark depth looking like
>>2955945Reminder that she's thiccer than Rob Roy
>>2955925I'm more concerned that people don't want to fuck her brains out at all times, she's disgustingly hot
>>2955951Good nuff. Host a 19 room
>>2955925>>2955945https://files.catbox.moe/shq9db.png
>>2955961She doesn't have any brains up there, bro
>>2955960>they are different skin tonesNever noticed that was a thing
>>2955952Appreciate it. That'll be all from me for now.Waffling back and forth between if I want to run Biwa for 2-2-1-H, drop a wit for a speed, drop biwa, or what I want to do. >>2955958Playing arguably the better the better parent, I've got 17 stamina sparks to work with.Playing the more fun gambly highroll parent, I have 15. Either way, I'm definitely not hurting for stamina sparks, it's just that's barely not enough to get you there. You also need luck and to find a gold recovery somewhere.
>>2955967
>>2955973Is that norn ace
>>2955962596661515966615159666151
>>2955975Is norn based on any real horse?
>>2955979Nope, fully oc
>>2955981>>2955979I'd play umamusume with OC horses like Norn and ___ ____ ____ _____ if Cygaes made one
You know who isn't an OC? Fujimasa March. Shes based on march tosho
I appreciate that the community at large treats the umas with a lot of respect and that this isn't a gooner game.However, sometimes I just have a primal need to get off to someone like Biwa and there's fuckall out there for content.
Can't believe at the end of Cin Gray it's revealed that Norn had get into the AV industry
>>2955899>and this endTo start, you want more Straightaways, ideally both Long and End double circle, Corners are taken care of by Professor. MBP is priority over Pump, if you can also get Nimble, you will have a very strong End. The rest of your stats are fine for the cards you have.
>>2955985Same here, I appreciate that this game loves its source material and appreciates the real life animals. But when I was training Sweep I was tearing my hair out.
>>2955985I unironically goon in umaviewer
>>2955995Why does king crimson activate midway through this gif.
>>2955984W-What happens to horses that are not good enough to make it in the JRA
>>2955998Because umaviewer gif recorder is tied to the animation length, and does not care for physics of boobs, hair, etc. Which are technically not part of the animation/movements themself
>>2955977Not a Xoggy in sight, just people gambling in the moment. The lucky pace Fine takes it home. forgot to take a screenshot before restarting801093048010930480109304
>>2956002Prostitution, I’m afraid
>Urara has no racewear because she never competed in a graded race, she just wears her gym outfit It hurts
>>2956009Are they aware you don't wear headwear to the pool
>>2956009>No XOguri>8/9 backliners>No pure debuffersWhat an unusual room that was.
>>2956010>winners get prostituted for their seed>losers get prostituted for their looksI finally see the dark side of racing...
>>2956013Nakayama's beanie probably stinks like hell
>>2956018Shit will turn the water black once she begins swimming
>>2955872For me it isn’t simply about their looksI find Opera O to be pure sex if you mindbreak her into thinking that she is ugly
>>2956016Imagine an AU setting/fanfic where youre a trainer that tries to save his trainee from the abuse
>>2955979>>2955981I thought she was based on North Hero, who raced against Oguri a couple of times at Kasamatsu.
>>2955991I'll keep that in mind. Might have to do some fishing through the lessons hint pool for those. Any thoughts on deck structure? Should I keep trying to make 0LB Rice work? Maybe drop a wit card? etc.For the late surgers I'm also planning on using 2-2-1-H but with Kris S, but depending on what my recoveries end up looking like, what my stamina tends to look like, and everything else, I'll probably have to run Biwa there too. Definitely cutting it close not having a gold recovery on them.
Is anyone pulling for the HERO?
>>2956004I always turn off physics in the options when recording gifs
>>2955668That's actually really cute the more I think about this.
Idea: reverse debuffer who heals the runaway rabbit so she doesn't die before the late race
>>2956031Me
>>2956031I'd love to but I gotta pay the brickedfag card gacha tax until 2028
>>2956031No, she looks ugly. She should take those glasses off.
>>29560096/9
>>2956034When i goon i do it in actual umaviewer, when i post here i like to keep the absurd jiggles
>>2956031I like her but the game is too expensive. She will have to spook me.
>>2956036It is an absolute crime that Cleric Grass Wonder’s alt doesn’t heal your teammates.
>>2956031I'm gonna have to selector ticket her later, or I won't have the carats for Ramonu.
MicrotransactionGODS, ive a question: across2 anniversaries (2 and 2.5) what would be the cheapest way to buy a sparkful of carats?
>>2956041>#2 favorite FestaIt keeps happening.
>>2956031You are ONLY allowed to pull for roy if you've read at least 50 books cover to cover.Manga does not countLNs do not countVNs do not countFranchise spin-offs do not countChildren's books do not countComics do not countSelf-Help, Business, Personal development and other normigroidslop does not countMemoirs and autobiographies do not countFan-fiction do not countNovelizations do not countWebnovels do not count
>>2956053Invest in bitcoin and use gains to spark
>>2955985I was going to mention this specifically in the poll chat but decided against it. There are a couple images out there that work for me but not many. Plus that one Biwa artist is a huge musclefag but he doesn't draw her too big like some of his other girls so his stuff is fine but it's mostly her in bikinis.
>>2956046HER CLASS IS A HEALERHER ENTIRE KIT IS HEALSCYGAMES WHAT DO YOU MEAN HER UNIQUE ONLY HEALS HERSELF
>>2956053Buy the selector deals
The clanker with her debuff support bots wins.605413456054134560541345
>>2956056>Nothing forbids graphic novels.I won
>>2956070BIGGER
>>2956070Now this is horrible
>>2956056I've read about 150 physical books not counting mangos and such.
>>2956070...and then JOBka woke up.
>>2956070Let vodka return to normal
>>2956057Nyever! >>2956064The 71$ ones are reallythe sheapest deal? Fuck. Might actually need to skip another uma to get her off the selector. Shit.Thanks
>>2956070Massive shoe upgrade
>>2956080>The 71$ ones are reallythe sheapest deal?Well there's two deals, one for 21 and one for 71
>>2955696You honestly don't even want to invest into OYL, so it's better to run a good stat stick over Niecha since running Kris S is gonna massively gimp your statline.
>>2956070Put vodka on Doto's outfit and make her do eishinn flash's win pose
>>2956086DO NOT DO THIS
>>2956086Do this but switch vodka to nishino and change doto's outfit to summer maru
>>2956086This creates umustard gas aaaaaiiieeee
>>2956073
>>2956098This is so horrible
>>2956086This but with Tamamo
>>2956083Well, regrettably im in a position where i already will be buying up all of these. Shouldve specified that prior, gomen
>>29560676/9
>>2956098Not buono
>>2956104*all of the 21$ onesIll go back to my wagecage now
>>2956086Do this but with sweep wearing zephyr's outfit.
>>2956098Vodka really really doesn't work as a cow
>>2956067Now that's a villain
Rice Shower takes the win. I'll leave it at that since rooms seem to be filling too slow. Thanks for joining!
>>2956085What wit card is a better stat stick aside from Finemo? I only have 1LB CB.
>>2956125Scarlet SR, Seiun SR, you might also need to run Diamond Wit Welfare for a gold recovery if your uma doesn't have one natively
>>2955776Scarlet and Hayahide are my top 2, their Christmas alts are unironically the sexiest, and just like on Hayahide's banner, I wasted my carats on a previous card banner and got jack shitI wasn't able to roll for Hayahide and I won't be able to roll for Scarlet and I still got no fucking cardsFuck this game, fuck gambling, and fuck cygays
>>2956130Selectors are soon, hold out just a bit bro
>>2956119I like her better this way
>>2956142Do you have jp uma installed? Make vodka with Journeys body, in towel
>>2956142Crazy how all girls are instantly improved once you get them big tits
Last turn, what's the move.
>>2956142>FATka
>>2956147Knowing literally nothing about JP I would guess speed for the SP.
TICK TOCK FOREVER FRAUD
>>2956147Speed for the SP, hint, and power as well as capping it unless you need a hint from Chio and want to gamble on the 50/50 to not get Doto
>>2956153ENTER
>>2955164Other than your body not working like it used to, any decent looking girls being "not age appropriate", having to do things like get colonoscopies, it's a huge ball.
>>2956143No, but that's basically the same as Biko's body.
>>2956147Stam for the hints
>>2956153>Still skipping tomorrow's G1 K W A B
>>2956147Is power above 1200 useless?
Is there just not going to be a triple crown this month?
>>2956170This is a break month, but there is a >fun race>>2955086
>>2956170Kikuka sho is october 24th bro
Who won the Gemini reenactment?
>>2956178Gomshi
>>2956147Is she ready for CM19?
>>2956178Gold ship vs Mayano fierce battle, until ultimately. Gold Ship won again.
>>2956180>G3Maybe in group B bro
>>2956153He really dodges yanko at any opportunity
>>2956182>>2956179golkino
>>2955086>Wednesday Whyyyyyyy?
>>2956178Super Creek and Gold Ship won the two races.>>2952784>>2952825Late race vids for each race:Unrestricted room: https://files.catbox.moe/limxyo.mp4URA room: https://files.catbox.moe/bi1s9o.mp4Also, should I stick with 2 rooms in the future for these races or nah?
>>2955872>no /v/ma-tan fake and gay list, dismissed
How do we feel about this horse?
>>2956203No porn (yet)
>>2955382>>2955398If he wins he will be a future in game uma for sure.
>>2956206There's an incredible sadness in her eyes.
>>2956206more like samson nig
>>2956207/v/ma-tan's boobs are too small to give paizuri
>>2956211Real talk. Literally zero chance if anything beyond a 10th place
>>2956206Why did it take so long for her to get a model
>>2956056he didn't say Prima Strategy Guides didn't count.awwwwwww yeah.
>>2955402This time the frogs can make the track a swamp and it helps Tabaru or they can dry it out and help Terra.
>>2956219All of the prima guides I had fell apart ages ago.
>>2956160Eh, close nuffill make it myself after work
>>2955441>implying the team Canopus umas were badThis game really warps the opinion of what a good horse record looks like.
>>2956223Neigha how, I still have +20yo guides and artbooks and they are fine. There is always issues with humidity, but 95% of mine are still fine
>yet another run dead because no MaestroI am going to kill Super Bitch.
>>2956233Yup! Nyo g1 Ws, gigajobber. Actually, G1 win on a track or in a race or during a period or in a season or weather (i) dont like is also a jobber, AND a merchant
>>2955441Terra is literally modern Matikanetannhauser until he wins a G1.
>>2956239Mambo is tha GOAT
>>2956142what could have been...
Name one Uma with smaller breasts that wouldn't look better with an enhancement. Pro tip: You can't.
>>2956241Imagine doing this (pic related) with Mambo
>>2956216He also seems to settle way better with Take riding than without him. I really want him or Tabaru to win but we need to be realistic even if any horse could chose to over perform on race day.
>>2956250Nishino Flower.
>>2956250She is perfect just the way she is.And I am not even a flat fag
>>2956268Holy BASED
>>2956250Yaeno, Grass. Id kill myself if Suzie got breast implants
>>2956255The talent pool this year is just way too deep for two mediocre jp umas. Next year will be a good chance but this one? No chance
Fags are unable to see the bigger picture
>>2956279
>>2956279Ruined
>>2956279>sloppa
Suzubros, what if...
Suzuka turned me into a flat fag. She should never have boobs
>2956277>2 time G1 winner>Kyoto 3000 record holder>mediocre Bait used to be believable
>>2956250I'm tired of secondaries drawing Still in Love with huge tits. 90% of her fanart is inaccurate in that regard.
>>2956293People think that any year without a deep impact / kitasan / contrail is a flop year
I can't take these Stamslop CMs anymore.Fuck the Arima and fuck every faggot calling it SOVL
>>2956301If there were no debuffers it would be perfect
What deck should I run for vbourbon? Its hard hitting Speed, Stam, Pow and Wit statlines with her no matter what I try. Or should I give up and run maruzensky or Daiwa who have a gold recovery instead?
>>2956305You need 900 Stam for the Speed boost, that's too much for GL unless you have perfect Stam parents
>>2956299I am old enough to remember last year. The jp horse no one was talking about did the best and the closest Japan ever came without straight up throwing was Nakayama Festa losing by a head.
>>2956310Just run a stam card bro
Im feeling it... otherthreadly presence...
>>2956307If you can't make 3/2/H work with stam sparks then i'd advise to go for another uma that canThats just the reality of GL
>>2956307GGGRRRAAAHHH TELL THAT F/VG/GOT TO GET GOOD AT PHOTOSHOP. YOU CAN FIX THIS IN TWO MINUTES.
>>2956313>run a Stam card to get the extra 50 Stam you need and brick your Speednyo, that sounds retarded
>>2956301If you're that bad at the game you should just quit.
>>2956315How much of a death sentence is low power on fronts anyways? Hitting stam is obviously more important, but it seems like the only Power you can afford to acquire is via clicking speed.
>>2956320I hate tomato on burgers.
>>2956323Power is important on uphill tracks so you need high Pow for the Arima CM.You also need high Wit cause of the downhillAll the Speed you can get obviously900 Stam to survive comfortably And 601 Guts for the speed boostEnjoy
>>2956317how about>run a stam card because you missed every single non-brick card that gives a gold recovery>how dare you have the audacity to be busy seven full months ago and only coming back to the game four and a half months ago, your punishment is being a brick for the next year and a half
>>2956323Wouldn't know since I don't play fronts, but I wager not that bad compared to backliners since you don't need it for maneuvering and you mainly need your skills to extend your leadToo bad this track has uphills, as in plural, so you need high power regardless
>>2956320Ive been trying to eat more healthy food and cut back on hamburgers and hotdogs, so i really doubt she would wuv me
>>2956277Isn't the race open to geldings next year?
>>2956339>geldingsDEIslop
>>2956327Kitasan can probably do it
>>2956293For arc standards, its not super crazy
>>2956354
>>2956339Geldings are not THAT superior to regular horses. They just have better mentality. Its not a physical improvement
>>2956358wouldnt the reduction of testosterone stunt developing and maintaining muscle?
I'm glad I wasn't born a third-rate so I don't struggle with making long builds
>>2956358Like eunuchs being valued in ancient china for being wiser?
>>2955155It's delayed by 67m or so. It's not much, but festive was amazing when it procs just before the late race so you carryover instead of the speed part doing nothing. End xogger probably still good if you want to recycle your end parent.
Yep, yep. Time to flatline
>>2955155Xog is a pure gambler next CM. She has nothing that's reliable for carryover like there was for the last few CMs.
>>2956359Geldings are castrated after their physical development iirc. And they're much easier to condition cuz they don't have reproductive behaviors that makes them temperamental or hard to train.
>slop poster sucks at the game
>>2956378You say that EVERY CM
Just a few more days until CM begins....NEVER do a 4 day registration holy shit its awful
I remember when mediums were considered the GOAT distance
>>2956392Got it, we'll do five next time.
Wait, i just thought of something. JP has 2 CMs this month, right? Like our normal schedule. But then, if we get to these CMs and were still accelerating at this rate, what would the break between the CMs look like?
Any interest on arima kino?
>>2956399Yes! Lemme ENTER the rooms
>>2956398Break?
>>2956398Rumao, they had a week so 1 day of prep
>>2956398>0.4 accel
>>2956398You think global will survive that long?
>>2956405You really think it'd die off?
>>2956405god I hope not
>>295640028248731 CM20.
>>2956402Lmao, were cooked>>2956405Maybe? I dont whether i'll survive this long either
>log in>put another loop for a CM that's a full month away in the oven. >queue Machan's song on the jukebox>log out>rinse and repeat for the next 20 to 30 daysName a more comfy feel you can't
>>2956405This statement is fucking hilarious, you neighas REALLY dont know how gacha works. It takes heaven and earth for a big gacha to die
>>2956413Back in my days it was dirt shoes and requesting bakushin
>>2956405I sure as fuck hope it does because as somebody that has started a JP account in the last 2 months getting to a point where you can actually compete is going to be a pain in the dick
>>2956409Mambo with 4.6k sp takes it. Jesus how do you even find the discount.963665469636654696366546
>Here is your trainee bro
>>2956417I member too. Jukebox used to be so ass, there's a lot of great songs now.
>>2956422I have TWO is that fine?
>>2956428It's fine. CM19 hasn't even started yet.
Okay, think I got a good enough ace run finally. 394 SP left, what do I buy?Divine Might: 160Right Handed: 81Straightaway Recovery: 102Haste: 119Up-Tempo: 104Medium Straights second circle: 99Tether: 96End Straightaways: 112Intense Gaze: 126Breakin' Ahead: 306I Wanna Win With You: 320
I STARTED PLAYING YESTERDAY AND THIS SHIT IS TOO HARD FOR ME. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DOING
>>2956423sex!
>>2956432First step is just getting to beat URA Finale regularly.If you want the easy mode for that Use Sakura Bakushin O and take only speed cards
>>2956431Breakin and right handed. Or haste+end straight+divine.
>>2956431Im not an end main but im 90% sure its breakin ahead and right handed
>>2956436I dont have that many speed cards,
>>2956422>mamboGODSNext munday will be arima kinen.
>>2956443Did you spend all of your starting carats on the uma banner?
>>2956451Was it not supposed to
>>2956443Speed, and maybe wit or stamina? Also maybe dont do trainings where theres happy meek? It buffs her, abd might brick you
>>2956443If you don't have 5 even counting N cards you should probably do at least a couple pulls on the card banner.
>>2956454I dont have any gems left
>>2956452Unfortunately no, you need a bunch of boring cards in order to make the cute girls good.
>>2956452Its pure sovlium, but sadly you need support cards to win bigly. Still, Even R cards are fine at the start imo. I play every uma career with only R cards at first, for immersion reasons
>>2956456Tell you what, don't reroll (yet). Get used to the game and see how you like it. When you are comfortable, reroll on the CB/Creek banner. Try to get MLB creek and LB1 CB. Then use your selectors to get an LB3 kitasan. You'll be in good position to become competitive in GM
>>2956456If you started literally yesterday you should still be able to get some by doing beginner missions and stuff.
>>2956452If you literally just made your account, you're going to be able to avoid yourself a lot of pain and annoyance by rerolling your acocunt until you get MLB Mr CB from the current banner in 200 pulls, and then figuring it out from there with your spooks. There's a couple of rerolling bots that can help you do that. There's also the option to go throw like 20 bucks for one of the starter accounts on the various reseller websites that'll have a bunch of the important cards and a lot of fucking carats
Every time you reroll your account your trainees wonder why you ABANDONED them
>>2956422https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=6GBzKyazNQ5M5rge76p4L_0p>lose by half length because she swerved wideRegardless. Good to know that the stamina requirement is pretty similar to this CM. 3-2 is viable for non-late. Please no neicha to ruin it.
>>2956461I think I can do that. Why do I need those cards though
>>2956452I don't think so, not if you can't even make a full deck. It's been so long since I started out I can't even recall what the starter cards are. I'd really advise to remake the account and roll for cards, especially if you didn't get any 3* trainees (the rainbow-colored ones). The current banner features two pretty good cards, even.
>>2956469This is a whole rabbit hole you're not ready to go down and likely won't ever care about. To keep it brief, Creek is the best card in the game at training Stamina, and CB is a decent generic Wit card that can give you a skill that's useful for some characters.
>>2956469Cards are how you get stats and skills and stats and skills are how you win races.
>>2956471Is it really that hard to win the ura finale?
>>2956423Thanks bro
>>2956474Winning ura is a joke, hes talking about CM
>>2956469Super Creek is like the best card of a niche type (stamina is only needed for longer distance pvp events) so pretty useful but not mandatory to max out imo. Mr. CB is a great stat stick for wit, which is a stat you'll pretty much always be running a card for, and she also provides some great skills for one particular running style (end closers)
>>2956474Until you get actual parents and cards along with a feel of how the game works it'll take a few tries
>>2956474No, but if you're purely interested in just the PvE and story content, you're gonna get bored real quick because PvE content is very trivial very quickly and once you've done an uma's story, that's pretty much it for content for them.
>>2956477What is CM
>>2956482Endgame PVP mode basically, don't worry, you are in no shape to try it out, skip it for now
>>2956482You poor untainted soul, abandon all hope ye who enter here
>>2956482Hell, the pvp mode
>>2956482Actually laughed.
>>2956484>skip ithe can at least go into open
>>2956489It starts in 24 hours and he literally just logged into the game, he can't even beat bourbonGPT umas at the moment
>>2956482Champions Meeting, you send 3 of your HEROES to compete for glory as you race against other trainers. A very fun hell
>>2956482It's the pvp mode. You can actually compete in the newbie league quite easily, even with shit cards. But yeah, the pve content is honestly quite scarce, but the monthly pvp events give you some extra income, as well as something to do while you build a fat stash to pull for more pve content (more characters to run their careers).
>>2956489This doesn't work because if he can't finish the career he's making like C+ umas.
No words needed!
>>2956492It what? Fuck I don't have anything made
>>2956496Can't top the greats
>>2956500But what if the greats go against each other? One of them has to top the other.
>>2956493>mobile sampledame da
>>2956499Don't worry about that, if you try to do any kind of PVP right off you'll get frustrated and wanna give up, stick to learning the fundamentals of the game for now
>>2956499LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESSTO DEFEATTHE WHALES
>>2956482Whos your favorite uma newfag kun
>>2956495Nta but why not, its a few extra carrats
>>2956499Focus on clearing the ura first. Bakushin is the best virginity popper for it.
>>2956492he shouldn't go in expecting to win anything but he'd still get free shit just for going through the daily humilitation ritual races
>>2956499Don't worry about it, throw in your best attempts, get pity carrats and just keep learning the ropes at your own pace
>>2956512I wonder how many trainers she's deflowered
>>2956506>>2956507>>2956512>>2956516I'm not the new Anon lol
>>2956489booba
>>2956519then quit acting like a total newbzor
Do they ever discover new species of Umas in the Uma universe?
>>2956508I like Tokai Teio a lot! I watched the anime and downloaded the game for her.
>>2956507DID THEY SEND ME OSHISWHEN I ASKEDFOR ACE?YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I'VE EVER METBUT YOU CAN BET, BEFORE WE'RE THROUGHNEIGHA I'LL, GET A PLAT, OUT OF YOU
>>2956432Do you mean that in a context of a single run or in a broader "what should I be doing as a new player" sense?I'm going to assume it's the former, since if you're THAT new then you're probably still in the phase where you haven't even beat a career yet. In that case:>URA Finale is the simplest scenario, so if you aren't already playing it then do that>IIRC the ideal deck composition is something like 3-4 speed cards (depending on your uma's speed growth), then either 2 stam or 2 power depending on what distances your uma runs, and maybe a wit card or Kiryuin SR if you still have space>Borrow Kitasan Black SSR (picrel); it's a very strong generalist support card>If your uma has long-distance races in her career, especially the Kikuka Sho and/or Spring Tenno Sho, be sure to train lots of stamina and maybe buy some recovery skills (the blue ones) if you get any. You CANNOT win these races with low stamina>Focus on building friendship with your cards by training with them until their friendship gauge turns orange. This unlocks rainbow training with that card any time they're on the stat corresponding to the card's type, which gives way more stats>Aside from that, train lots of speed and some power/wit. Guts is usually the least important stat>Every 4 times you train a given stat, that facility levels up (to a maximum of 5) and training in it becomes more effective>Don't listen to Tazuna, her advice generally sucks>Do recreation at some point early in the run to get your mood up. You want to keep your uma's mood high since it increases stat gains from trainingThose are all the tips that come to mind off the top of my head. If you have any specific questions then feel free to ask in the thread and someone will probably answer
>>2956529What if i told you, that you can get her guaranteed
>>2956534Wait really? How?
>>2956529get the fuck out of here
>>2956537ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDONT LISTENEN TO HIM HES TRYING TO BRICK YOU
>>2956534What is it with Teiofags and rape? Either they're dishing it out or on the receiving end of it
I wish you could remove the other umas, I just want to see my wife dance.
>>2956540using the selector to grab your favorite is never a brick
>>2956537Finish missions and you will get a voucher for a free 3* uma, including Teio her ingame version is remarkably inferior to anime one and career is bootleg season 2
>>2956528Yeppers. Draft horses and other variants of uma exist.
>they're already grooming himPoor boy, how could he have known
>>2956093
>>2956545You think uma prostitution is a thing?
Teio (and by extension Teiofags) is persona non grata around here
>>2956545Imagine Shire umawife...
Do you think any future race horses show up in the past in the uma world?
>>2956546If newfag/friend liked her in anime then let him oshiroll, or oshivoucher I suppose
>>2956507DID THEY SEND ME A RANKS, WHEN I ASKED FOR GAWDS?YOU'RE THE SADDEST MOB I EVER METBUT YOU CAN BET, BEFORE WE'RE THROUGHTHIRD-RATE I'LL MAKE A CHAMP OUT OF YOUUUUUUUUUU
>>2956551It's pretty safe to assume that every single thing women did, umas did better
>>2956540Look, if he likes Teio, then let him get Teio with his ticket. No matter how inferior game Teio is to anime Teio, S2 is so goddamn good that I'll never begrudge a torena for wanting to follow up on it.
>>2956561I don't understand these terms....
>>2956559I think that time is convoluted in the uma world.
>>2956564One can only hope this fictional reality exists in an alternate dimension that we get whisked away into in another life
>>2956555you've got this place confused with /vg/
>>2956569Newfag-new guyOshiroll-roll for an uma because you like her instead of meta reasonsOshi-idol industry term that basically means your fave
>>2956574Never forget
>>2956566What's wrong with Teio? I love her.
S2 was that good, go for it Teiobro she'll get better once evolved skills happen in like 2-3 months
>>2956566Teio Azul is straight up better than anime collab Teio even now without evolved skills. She has worse stat growths and loses Shrewd Step in exchange for nothing.
>>2956574
>>2956580Look man, its a long, long story. If Teio is your wife go for it
>>2956540To be fair, we're past the age where Taiki and Maru are great parents. Sure, they're not useless as parents but they're a lot more specific than the age of "just slap the Shooting/Red Shift combo on this".
>>2956580Avatarfag war in /vg/. Don't worry about it.
>>2956582I meant like, narratively. Between mediums. Not literally referring to blue Teio versus red Teio.
>>2956587Red Teio is better than Blue Teio anyway (for now)
>>2956569"Oshi" is an idolfag term meaning someone you actively support. It's used here to describe umas you love; if someone mentions their oshi(s) then they're talking about their favourite uma(s)"Oshirolling" refers to rolling on an uma's banner just because you really like her rather than for gameplay-related reasons
>>2956580(Multi-)Thread culture. There was the fat teio guy, the rapist teio guy, that one guy who had a melty because he got practically tricked into using his voucher on teio who is really mid in CMs. There was the whole thing
>>2956589I prefer blue Teio right now despite the shitty potentials because of the 20 speed 10 stam growth
>>2956562>>2956530YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A BAKUSHIN SHINTO GET INTO THE VICTORY STAKES ROOMWITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A GENTILDONNAAS MYSTERIOUS AS THE MISSING JUKEBOX TUNES
>>2956591/vg/ drama is literally not our culture.
>>2956592Built in gold heal is really nice for mediums, the main thing for me is having an actual functional ult that consistently goes off.
We love Teio here
>>2956580Back in the old republic, the humble creature known as the "Teiobro" was feared across the land. Their tactic among psychological warfare was to brick new trainers by gaslighting newfags into picking teio with the uma selector (for context: blue teio is really bad, at the time she was beyond unusable). You can pick her up but for now, she's not very good in the pvp.
>>2956580She's not a particularly strong character in a mechanical sense (at least right now), and her in-game career story is arguably weakly written compared to the anime. But there's nothing wrong with her. If you like her, then go for it.Beyond that, anything you hear from anons about Teiofags or whatever is just thread in-jokes. It has nothing to do with the character.
>>2956580Long story short, Teio has been used as a vehicle to shitpost with. Most Teiofags are chill, but she her bratty personality attracts some strange types. Most agree that Season 2 of the anime and Teio's whole arc there is great though.
>>2956600To be fair, faggots who want to metaslave with the voucher deserve no pity.
If I had won the gamble for the winning chakra and I had gotten Long S, I probably would have made the very best possible Tama that doesn't have a gold recoveryGenuinely shocked that I got as strong a result as I did with a deck like mine, but it took attempts at literal black magic to let me try to defeat shen long and stand a chance
>>2956597No ones talking about that, but the Teio being associated with horrendous posts is something thats been going on in /v/ since a year ago.
>>2956607Who is there to even pick?Oguri?
Never forget
>>2956611Rice HERO of course.
You fuck off to /vg/
>>2956580Teio has historically been used for shitposting a lot ever since ye olde days back around global's launchIt's also kind of a thing that Teiofags will try to trick new players into spending their 3* voucher on Teio, who is not very strong from a gameplay standpoint, rather than one of the "meta" launch 3*s. I guess that part doesn't really matter in your case since you genuinely like her
>>2956607NTA but I don't think there's anything wrong with doing so if you're a starting player. You have so little resources and umas on deck that you can't even fill a whole team trials dirt team until you get someone like Oguri/Taiki who are still pretty strong and get use in CMs.That being said I used mine on Special Week. I think you should just use it on your favorite but it depends on what kind of player you are
>>2956612Post the one with thragg
>>2956612AW MAN
>>2956618>it depends on what kind of player you areWell, I dont have a lot of experience with the game yet but ive had fun. Beating a career is insanely hard I think I've peaked at C rank. I don't even know how pvp can look like. Is the pvp easy?
>>2956611The only characters on it that are relevant in the future are Teio and Special Week.
>>2956624Pvp is UG rank...Don't worry about it
>>2956624>Is the pvp easy?I can't find an anime girl smug enough for this, man. No, its hard as balls but its okay we'll coach you.
>>2956611Oguri as one of the best generic parents and an uma who can run literally every distance and surface and be competitive, Rudolf for similar though she's not quite as good and less distance agnostic, Taiki for Dirt and being a premium parent and ace for shorter distances. Suzuka is also amazing again once we get evolved skills
I remember Teio hours. Those were good times.
>>2956624>Is the pvp easy?As easy as you want it to be. You get rewards just from participating and Baby League exists. People here are obsessed with winning Graded though.
>>2956607Is there really much to metaslave with the voucher at this point? You could pick Rudolf for dom stuf but there's cheaper dominators, I guess there's her ult. Maru became a derby merchant parent, Taiki is fine for sprint/mile I guess, Suzuka is pretty solid, Oguri can work anywhere but most of this doesn't feel like you absolutely 100% need it. I guess Oguri or Taiki do make it easier to catch up since dirt is a bitch.
>>2956630*UF
>>2956624>Is the pvp easy?Team Trials is easy.Champions Meeting is once or twice a month and is super competitive. As a complete novice, you should not be concerned about actually ranking/winning because you'll almost certainly get swept, but you do get rewards simply for signing up and participating.
>>2956632Oh yeah I forgot about TaikiWell he can't finish careers reliably yet so I wouldn't worry about meta viability of his voucher pick
>>2956624>Is the pvp easy?It depends. It gets easier the more resources you build up. We have some new players that learned to play a couple months ago and already got the highest reward, platinum from a Champions Meet. Basically these Champions Meetings happen every two weeks or so. After you've gone through the motions of doing careers, it becomes sort of like a roguelite game where you're doing lots of runs to get the strongest version of that character, then you buy skills for the various racetracks/distances, as they change on each course. There's a lot of thinking that goes into the strategy. In order to win you have to be pretty competitive and invest a lot of time in learning the game's mechanics, playing a lot until you get lucky, learning how to breed decent "parents" (veteran umamusume), etc etc. Some have an aptitude for it, others seem to struggle.Just take your time and enjoy the story, don't worry about the PVP. But a lot of it is dependent on the support cards you roll on. So you want to be careful about how you spend your carats. Try not to spend them at all unless there's something very specific you want. Being competitive means saving up carat resources for specific card banners, which will give you better stats and skills in your runs essentially. Starting out your cards will be pretty weak, but as you get better cards it becomes easier to compete. Take your time and enjoy it
>>2956624>Is the pvp easy?Time to lock in anon. It's not, it will only get harder
>>2956611Oguri and it's not even close, yeah. Shocker, I know.
>>2956637you can get a solid loop going if either maru or oguri spook you on either 3*Ticket
>>2956624>I don't even know how pvp can look like. Is the pvp easy?Team Trials isn't too bad once you know how to build for it.Champion's Meet is sweaty as fuck and most of what the gameplay discussion here focuses on.
>>2956614Correct choice
>>2956624>Is the pvp easyNo, you need to hyperspecialize on a track and you'll lose to some nigger with 2 debuffers and a subpar ace but the double dom age is nearing the end.The dialies yeah, they are piss easy, just put the umas with the most wit and gold skills to get points
>>2956651>Champion's Meet is sweaty as fuck and most of what the gameplay discussion here focuses on.Word? That honestly gets me pretty excited. I can be very competitive, so like. How sweaty is it?
>>2956637Not even "at this point". It was ridiculous to pick a character you didn't want with it even at launch.
>>2956637You can run Oguri in literally everything, get her
>>2956654This CM most popular pick is Xoguri with two debuffers
>>2956654Very, if you want to be. It's not uncommon for there to be a lot of people posting 80% or higher winrates
What's the play for affinitymaxxing Machan? Sprint Mile Dirt or Sprint Mile Med?
>>2956654Not that anon but it's pretty sweaty to the point where people regularly crash out and have meltdowns over it, sort of like real horse racing/sports. People get real invested and spend weeks trying to build specific min-maxed umas to win on specific courses, then they do it again two weeks later. It's a neverending grind, always something to work towards. Every two weeks there's a big tournament your'e trianing towards essentially.In that tournament, there are different brackets. Open league, which is weenie hut jr essentially. Only A+ umas and below can enter there, it's for new players. So even if you're not competitive, you should enter that as you get free stuff just for participating. Then once you can make SS umas and higher and you've got the hang of things, there's "Advanced" league which is where it gets crazier. There's four days of it, and two seprate groups, group A and group B. If you win 3 times in a set, you proceed to Group A, Round 2. If you can't, you get send to Group B during Round 2 (days 3 and 4), and that's essentially the losers bracket. It's the more casual side of things and honestly you dn't need to be very competitive to do well in group B. It's very low effort/stress if you don't want to think about it too hard but know how to play the game.Now if you made it to group A, that's where it gets real sweaty. And in order to get to finals, you need to win 3 more times in group A, which is harder to do as you'll be up against guys with whale decks, running the strongest cards with the strongest umas possible. And in order to compete you really need to prepare well and know what you're doing, how to minmax each scenario, and know what skills are the best. There's lots of tools that the community is made like simulators and people studying the course by hand to see when each skill is going to go off when. There's a surprising amount of complexity to it needless to say.
>>2956654To be honest if you aim to be competitive, the next few months will break you. You’re going to get humiliated, and you’re going to question if you even belong here. Thats normal and does not define you, that is part of becoming a dealy weapon. You have to burn away every weakness to rebuild yourself into something better. Only when you rise from those ashes will you earn your place among true first-rate trainers. CM is cutthroat and agonizing, but the payoff is unmatched. The road to the top was never meant to be easy but it is our birthright.
>>2956608>blast off to the front in the mid-race and piece-promote to front runner after kicking the kitasan in front of her out of the raceaitewell clearly I need to make a McQueen parent for my late surger tamamo cross then if I wanna remake herwho knows maybe it'll be useful for my inari one too
>>2956654The ceiling is extremely high, but it's RNG hell. Pretty much all you do is aimed at battling the odds of random shit going wrong. But you can also luckshit and win through the power of friendship and RNGsus. I've lost to some egregious shit in finals more times than I can count.
>>2956674I'd assume sprint/mile/medium because that's easier to run with more umas.
>>2956674Are you talking about machan as a trainee or as a parent just to make sure I understand, either way the latter for me.
>>2956683Parent
>>2956675>Open league, which is weenie hut jrYou mean the thinking man's choice
>>2956678That or angling/break it down would be nice for frontless lobbies
>>2956687Yeah that man's thinking alright, thinking about how much of a loser her is!
What's in the box vma??? I hope you didn't forget
Do you guys think there's self-hating umas who think they're human? Basically umacoons.
>>2956695GLORY EYES
>>2956695horse dildo, final answer
>>2956695Horse electrolytes.
>>2956695INB4 brown hand and ps4 controller.
>>2956677>>going to question if you even belong here.>been here for over a year>always entered graded B either naturally or by sandbagging>not planning on stopping either >tfw
>>2956687Yeah I'd have to think on how I can possibly make an uma that shitty. I have to go out of my way to make an uma below S.Quit smurfing the newbie league and enter graded B you coward
>>2956695You bought another Teio fig already?
>>2956691something tells me that if I load up enough juice on them, tamamo and oguri as late surgers both stand to benefit more from base mcqueen and spechud as a grandpa maybe than standard late surger shit if I'm doing Kris S memes.that and evidently not needing gold recoveries if I 'just hit 1000 stamina lmao'
>>2956695Actual horse plush?
>>2956695WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX
if my line goes flat for a few days it's cause i'm playing the new Fire Emblemlater danchou!
>>2956706Never. You'll have to rip comfy open from my cold dead hands
>>2956695The box....
We hate Teio here.
Why can't I clock debut races yet? Why are japs so goddamn retarded?
>>2956717Have it your way, dude.
>>2956699>>2956700>>2956702>>2956703>>2956707>>2956711>>2956715Already forgotten...I do live right next to a horse supply store and could buy horse electrolytes for science
>>2956721>This is need sex with nishino flowerForeshadowing.
>>2956721>Curren as an UMASSAD agentWell that would explain her ruthlessness
>>2956724KIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2956722lost the second race because of spot struggle + rushed. holy fucking shit retarded japs let me clock
>>2956724I want one, where did you get her
>>2956721>BEEmapyoi
>>2956674It's not worth it, make a pasa parent it's practically the same unique
>>2956724I still have a box of this stuff from my MANT juice thing and I don't recommend it, it tastes kinda gross.
>>2956734I already have a sprint Pasa parent
>>2956724>actual machan plushieHoly fuck! Didnt know we had actual magnates here. How much did it cost you?
>>2956724Now post more of her.
>>2956722>Why are japs so goddamn retarded?I've been asking myself this every damn day. It's not just CyGames retardation, although theirs might infuriate me the most. Why oh why did I ever give these retards money? I thought they would do more, I really did.
>>2956732Ebay, I hope you have a good job: https://www.ebay.com/itm/178471515056?_trksid=p4375194.c102726.m162918>>2956735Really? I used to take BCAA's all the time when I was /fit/ and still dry scoop creatine and beta alanine. Is it really any worse?
>>2956733I wonder where the vivlos mentioned guy is now.
>>2956737We don't talk about it...
>>2956724I thought you couldn't get plushies through customs anymore? Or something like that
>>2956741Who cares
>>2956741I'm still here.
>>2956740I dunno if I can compare it to other electrolyte stuff but I tried putting some in water, about 1/8th of a packet and it just made the water taste dirty.
>>2956740>300 dollarsI mean I can afford it and I will swipe for it. But fuckin GROSS.
>>2956739>Why oh why did I ever give these retards moneyAll according to ze plan
>>2956745Jeez. The figs ive got would cost more than that, obviously, but putting so much for one purchase is too much for me
>>2956507>>2956530>>2956562>>2956594HUAH!
>Casually make UF2+ paces>My fronts cap out at UG5Do i just have a low aptitude for front running.
>>2956758KEK
>>2956746Not that I'm aware of? I'm a burger and just had to tip Trump an extra 20 bucks>>2956753I'm still very curious about it so I might pick some up since it's quite literally a 5 minute walk for me to the shop>>2956754It's the first anime merch I've ever purchased and probably the last. She's just that compelling>>2956757This is baby's first purchase so this felt very dirty. That puts me at ease a bit
>>2956758LMAO
I want to buy a waifu plush. There's a few listed on ebay but they're not even pictures of the person owning the plush it's just like a stock image which makes me wary.
>>2956758
>>2956762SIG Sauer P365
>>2956758ME ON THE RIGHT
>>2956765As the machan guy do your research with the seller and make sure they say they pay the tarriffs and all that. I went with a 100% seller and they even helped me with the tracking number and all that. I never buy stock image sellers
>>2956758OUR HEROES!!!!!!!
>>2956769p365 XL
>>2956765no photo definitely means it's a cummed in plush
>>2956765A stock image means scam.
>>2956772>I never buy stock image sellersBut that's all there is, 3 listings all using the exact same image. I check mercari and yahoo auctions somewhat regularly too and I never see one listed.
>>2956778Which umas would fall for scams?
>>2956762>That puts me at ease a bitFor me its less about the actual price, but at the fact that im being milked (in a bad way) by a reseller. Im just hoping that gsc will rerun her plush soon.Anyway, any othe purchase plans?
>>2956780I think there was a MANT event with like Palmer and Bright, where bright was falling for an email scam or something
>>2956780Fine and Bright.
>>2956784Bright and FineMo, wasn't it?
>>2956677>>2956704Man I love NTR so much its unreal
HOLY SHIT
>>2956765I buy my stuff on mercari but your mileage may vary for how convenient you find using proxy services
>>2956789The entire club had go perform the fusion dance in order to have the strength of ONE active anon
>>2956779That's rough, maybe ask the seller for additional images if you want it that badly? I've never personally had to do that though>>2956781I just bit the bullet with it since I really wanted it and I got a new job so fuck it. I don't think there will be future reruns of the plush so may as wellI was torn between this and a Fine Motion keychain once that runs about 120 bucks but I'm satisfied for now. Maybe if I see a solid deal since I'm an ebay shark but this is the first anime merch I've ever purchased
>>2956779I will say to be wary of Ebay because there are people that just buy from Mercari or some other site, import then upcharge when selling to you. I remember this because I was buying Beyblades, some will just take a picture from Mercari or some other site that has a bid and the price was a lot higher in comparison.
>>2956791SeiunGOAT
>>2956791Nice, how much was your haul in total?
How many anons are there with 13+ plats in total?
>>2956791Nishiyama-Sama....I KNEEL
>>2956791Incredibly based
I don't buy merch but do jp manufacturers not know what shipping is or something? How can it be that fucking expensive?
>>2956797should have been me I hate mant so much it's unreal
>>2956788Yeah but when do we get her dad soccer boy?
>>2956797According to the poll like less than 10 IIRC
>>2956802Unironically blame Trump. It wasn't like this until his tariffs.
>>2955070haven't been here in a week. what vma lore have i missed
>>2956797There's 3 guys with 14, but beyond that. It's hard to tell
>>2956802I think that some of them are either very remote so they have to pay additional shipping from their sekret dojo to the airport or they're just scamming you. I paid 40 bucks in shipping and that felt honest
>>2956808The price to ship stuff is also getting worse due to the cost of fuel due to the shenanigans in the middle east. Not lookin good
>>2956809You missed the which uma you've fapped to poll, some OC, the CM winners collage and some funposting. But it's fine, xogslop era
>>2956793>machan popped his cherryBased. Not sure whether burgers have better sites, but i bought quite a few figs from jumpichiban. The prices were somewhat reasonable, and fedex shipping was pretty fast, although pricey. Might check out that site in case youll want to buy something more
>>2956809Its xogslop. But the past few threads and this one are worth the backread. Some fun stuff
>>2956802They make you pay the import taxes sometimes + they have to send you the whole box so you get charged for its dimensions/weight regardless of the price of the item itself
>>2956813also lots of important debates like are you /v/mamane or /vm/aborn
>>2956809There's a >fun race in a week.
>>2956808I miss when DHL was relatively affordable. I don't know what fucking black magic they did to get me shit from Japan in 2 days at a cheaper price than EMS or other services back then.
Which gold clan is the goldest?
>>2956796I bought about $160 in items and paid around $40 in shipping (not all the stuff I got is in that image). This was in november last year, so not sure if much changed as far as shipping goes. Most of it are items basically completely unavailable from local resellers so I was pretty happy with it.
>>2956814I'll take a look if I get the urge again! I don't really know any sites besides ebay since I buy and sell shit there all the time but it feels like the catch all for getting a decent deal
>>2956808The word 'retarded' doesn't even do justice to it. I'm not 'murican but every single time I find anything about his policies I'm beyond dumbfounded, it's not even funny anymore. >>295681140 bucks for shipping is okay, 300 for a plushie is not lol, but I'm not a weeb so maybe I just don't know shit.
>>2956809Yanko races tomorrow
>>2956829what time, what stream
>>2956823Marche is the only one wearing gold so
>>29568304:14 PM ET. Belmont park youtube channel i believe.
I got 53k free carats, 4 crystals, 25 pink tickets, 1 card selector from 1.5 anniI got 3LB Creek, and no CBsCould i really burn a spark on this banner if i enjoy Ends but cant say i main them, or should i just spend the selector on Creek and be done with it? It's not like i go out of my way to field an end if i could run a late or pace insteadI'm super wishy washy on this and im not certain about the time horizons. CB was useful for all of MANT and GL as a borrow but Mejiro Ramonu is due in about 2 and a half months, so how long will i have occasion to run double wit on an end card once she arrives? Will i still use her in L'Arc and beyond?And what happens when Wit Narita Taishin arrives?
>>2956829I'll show her something she can yank on
>>2956828I totally agree it's an outrageous price but it's a supply/demand issue. All the global weebs want it now (myself included) so the price jacks up. I think it retailed for about 70 bucks for nipsModern day beanie babies
>>2956832Yanko wins it (he is pretty much guaranteed to) and he's IN the breeders cup classic again.
>>2956829who cares everybody dropped out and he's racing against a bunch of scrubs
>>2956829How many horses dropped out due to a case of the sniffles again? Is Forever Young THAT scary?
>>2956839COOF COOF
>>2956827I feel like there are more "official" merch distributors, which i trust more. Jumpichiban, Mercari, etc. I really prefer these over ebay, or ebay (forma de Europa)
>>2956838did he go up in odds? I thought was #5 to win. or was that BC
>>2956835>Will i still use her in L'Arc and beyond?You will use CB in L'Arc. You run her in Sprints and in Longs for her gold skill.>what happens when Wit Narita Taishin arrives?She's powercrept.
>>2956835I'll let someone more qualified answer on the specifics, but I would lean on holding off on rolling unless you really want CB. She'll remain useful for a little while past Ramonu it seems but not sure how long. If you have a selector laying around I'd just use it on Creek. The reason I say to save is that Ramonu banner isn't the only thing on the horizon, and you never know how well your rolls will go. Do as I say not as I do because I'm quite reckless with carats. I advise you to hold because I'm the type to do too many cheeky rolls. In the end it's up to you, either way is fine but it's always better to play it safe if you have the fortitude.
>>2956846Everyone dropped out in fear of yanko
>>2956849Being relevant in L'Arc is encouraging but is that because she muscles out Ramonu or she's used alongside her? Like this is a CB is 100% good but Ramonu is 80% good in that same slot so its not really that big a pinch?>Taishin powercreepsWell i hope i get good milage by that point or im too poor to consider anyway
>>2956847>bouncyslop
>>2956847>christmas>in september
>>2956858Its called "jumping", anon.
>>2956844Do you think you generally find better deals there too though? I'm pretty good and finding who is a reputable seller and who isn't and I usually can find things at a discount on ebay vs an official retailer For example I just found a figure for 100 bucks on ebay that looks legit vs one on mercari that's 190
>>2956856Ramonu mogs CB in basically every way. But Daring strike is an amazing skill while Ramonu's is only mile/med. Thats it. The only reason CB is still used is cuz ends dont get their tier 1 card (taishin wit) until UAF
>Its called "jumping"
>>2956856Ramonu is straight up a stronger card in pretty much every way. But if you want to use Ends there is no reason to not buy Daring Strike in every build. It's midrace that works on every distance.
>>2956851>Ramonu banner isn't the only thing on the horizon, and you never know how well your rolls will goprecisely why i'm so fucking wishywashy on thismy head hurtsi do love rolling on umas and gambling ten or twenty pulls here and there
>>2956855Embarrassing
>>2956863>higher framerate gives you a hotdog on your headI should be doing this.
What was the expression that Festa's trainer had on their face?
>>2956870Oguri....
>>2956865Be a better man than I and just hold my friend. If you all saw my carat stache they'd take away my first-rate license
Building paces is the comfiest style
>>2956871
>>2956862And I personally will be using CB Wit for the rest of all time because I don't have a choice when I'm training Taishin herself.
>>2956835Look man, you have the resources....but like, its up to you really, what MLB cards do you have
>>2956872
>>2956862>>2956864So do Ends run Ramonu and CB tandem during miles? I guess ends are in a headlock for mediums with the exception of Golshi on Derby CMs, but if Ramonu can be missed on longs then CB could still fill in there..
What is with this zuma?
>>2956855FOREVER FRAUD LMAOAAOOAOAOALO>>2955305Apparently some Japanese have bought seats or boxes for Belmont (Gold Cup, New York City tomorrow) and and Breeders Cup (Keeneland, Kentucky) because they might be his last races.
>>2956875>If you all saw my carat stache they'd take away my first-rate licenseSame. More than a dozen plats btw>B-B-BUT WHAT IFI don't care, I wanna umaroll this scenario. Ill start saving later
>>2956876>No PP+ISW/DD autism>No need to borrow dogshit cards like Ruby witIt is pretty comfy
>>2956885>FOREVER FRAUDI mean, having your rivals drop out because they're afraid of being humiliated by you is hardly fraudwatch
>>2956877fuckin' beat me to it kek
>>2956881This is my stock of gacha SSRsi wish there were stars you could farm for cards like you could farm for umas...
>>2956887>seiunlet-tier savings>dozen+ plats
>>2956876Yeah except for all the CMs where you ain't got any accels. I should start grinding for Seiun star pieces so I can use her to make my own pace angling parent
>>2956884Just a cute :3 girl that is the extrovert to chevachi's introvertSadly associated with a certain SEAmonkey
>>2956892Yeah you're fine if you wanna spend a little.
>>2956884Fattest ass in the game
What the FUCK is a yanko
>>2956883Nah, you just use solo ramonu during miles or mediums. You can cap wit with solo ramonu.
>>2956884she's a CUNT
>>2956901Ebayan
>>2956901
>>2956906crazy how the Umafied version has none of the aura that the horse has
>>2956905I get that it's Forever Young - Fo' eba-yanbut how do you get yanko? what's the ko after yan supposed to be. Like because she's a yank?
GIVE HER TO ME NOW
>bribes her way into free winsHow is this allowed?
>>2956902So Ends on a mile CM are in a 100% vs 80% decision with CB vs RamonuOr maybe they are equal because CB gives the skill but Ramonu gives the wit..But hell Ramonu would still give the wit on longs too even if her gold doesnt apply
>>2956901FOREVER YOUNGI WANT TO BREED FOREVER YOUNG
>>2956909The hat and sunglasses are too much imo. Case of the newma-syndrome
>>2956906U-M-A
>>2956915Considering that she is following up from Ai-chan, who is a walking advertisement, she's actually pretty subdued
FOREVER YOUNGI WANT TO BEFOREVER YOUNG
>>2956915>
>>2956910NTA but 'ko' is a reading for the 'small' kanji and used in a lot of female names so I always interpreted it in my head as like an endearing diminutive.
>>2956920Almond Fraud was the face of the franchise and omegashilled for like a year and then yanko stole the spotlight from her
'ate newmasnot racist just don't like 'em simple as
>>2956924>'small' kanji
>>2956925DId she though?
>>2956915>The hat and sunglasses are too much imoSome launch umas like opera are straight up more overdesigned than forever young ever was
>>2956920Isn't Ai's VA a super idol too?
>>2956930Crazy how I can name every character here now
>>2956931But Opera's crown and overall design actually looks cool. Forever Young looks like if you took a random vtuber and put some accessories on her. They're night and day.
>>2956930Nooticing that Spe remains while other FOTM faces like kitasan are gone
>>2956936>Forever Young looks like if you took a random vtuber and put some accessories on her.Ik you're not talking about Vtuber lookalikes without mentioning fucking turbo
>>2956937>Noticing that Spe remains>*squints*>where is she?>BourbonGPT, zoom in, enhance image>they threw her in the back of the bus with the neigher
>>2956936I think her design fits her, she's likely going to end up as the richest racehorse in world history
>>2956934Even HER? She doesn't even have an SSR card yet
>>2956943Yeah, chitose a cute
>>2956941>>they threw her in the back of the bus with the neigherOkay but half the cast is going to be SpeSpawn at this rate thanks to Cesario.
>>2956937>Nooticing that Spe remains
>>2956937Shes just the face of the frachise
>>2956936You're not far off because that's how many vtuber designs got fucked up. Its not completely the right way to describe it, but if an anime design looks really stupid in 3D, it was over-designed from the start.
>>2956942Not beating romantic warrior
>>2956930Why is Forever Young on dirt?
>>2956947I thought Spy Kids looked so fucking stupid from the commercials when I was a kid then I saw it and it was fucking hilarious
>>2956931>>2956936>>2956939In terms of color balance and geenral noise Opera is way more balanced and cohesive than most new designs, and when compared to Ebayan its no contestLook at all of these straps with different colors, the cuts of the outfit making the silhouete a complete mess and the amount of different jewlery with no connecting theme or style, if I tried to draw this i'd end up having an aneurysm
>>2956952Her ankles would implode if she touched turf
>>2956930>Saw someone complain that Blast Onepiece is still an NPC despite several announced umas getting in the game right after being announced>Was certain she was already in the game, but Gametora doesnt have her as a trainee>She's in media like thiswhatalso i feel like the characters in this game are gonna fill the same headspace as memorizing all the initial 151 pokemon
>>2956950>Guaranteed to win tomorrow>Likely wins BCC>Could win arima>Will try Saudi againNah, he's got this. Hes only 2 million behind.
>>2956958HOW DO YOU THINK TACTFAGS FEEL
>>2956955I still think Yanko's design is very miss. Forced a lot of references, and then paired with a generic design
Caressing Yanko's fuzzy ears.
>>2956961Who?
>>2956961grim
>>2956924小 (small) and 子 (child) can both be read "ko."It's the latter that's common in girls' names.Source: did some reps.
Forever young's design is great and you are all on drugs.
>>2956973Okay, newma shill
Enough newma generalization, post a newma whose design you actually think is great
>>2956973https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxJZF01o-Zg>best weezer song
Get these fuckin newmas off my screen dawg
>>2956981SNEED IS ALL ON CHUCK YEAHGIVE ME SOME OF THAT FUCK
>>2956955You're crazy a balanced color palette typically adheres to a structured relationship (such as a 60-30-10 dominant/secondary/accent distribution) with unified temperature and value ranges. Yanko has a sophisticated, deliberate color palette anchored by warm maroons, deep blacks, crisp whites, and muted gold accents. The small pops of color act as controlled focal points without overwhelming the design, you look at opera on the other hand and she uses highly saturated, contrasting shades of bright pink, gold/yellow, deep purple, and white which compete for visual attention. The high-contrast palette makes the overall character design feel more fragmented and vibrant rather than balanced. Accessory wise yanko's (sunglasses, chain, layering belts) are grouped logically around the torso and waist so the legs are simple and dark, Opera has accessories (gold trim, dangling tassels, waist belts, floating ribbons) span the entire silhouette, spreading noise top-to-bottom. Just look at how good her silhouette is.
>>2956980no contest
Saying Opera is less overdesigned that Forever Young is straight up just nostalgiafagging.
>>2956987What would have they shown if he lost?
>>2956987>Just look at how good her silhouette is.It looks like female byleth, but byleth has a better color palette
>>2956992Opera's dumb stupid hat isn't as dumb looking as Forever Young's dumb stupid hat.
>>2956980WUV Ai-Chan.
>>2956989This.
Opera is not wearing fucking sunglasses 24/7 kek. Opera has an actual theming to her. You can tell she's regal at first glance. What the fuck is Forever Young? Some strange woman hiding her identity behind sunglasses and a fedora at a glance. I wanted to like Forever Young but was extremely disappointed by what they went with. Even if you extract the rest of her design, the way her hat and glasses are the main focus is honestly just jarring compared to nearly every uma in the cast because her damn ear is popping out of a MASSIVE hat
>>2956989>>2957002Some of my favorite racewear too
>>2956998Nobody thinks Almond Eye's design is great.
>>2956987Are we fucking serious Take away the hat and this is a blob of nothing
Your Forever Young design, sir
>>2957003>Opera is not wearing fucking sunglasses 24/7 kekThat works for a nepobaby rich bitch though
>Silhouettes mentioned.We are missing SOMEONE
>>2956980I like 'em red.
>>2957006Hat Mambo
>>2957011WHAT THE FUCK, MY HOUSE IS FUARKING SHAKING
>>2956980
>>2957013does she have alts?
>>2956980I'd say she's good but she is too derivative of Cafe sadly
>>2957016She has one sex sports alt.
My thing is the newma hair designs are way more detailed and look out of place when put next to oldmas. Someone posted Phalluspoenseis who has a pretty grounded racewear next to and oldma the other day you could immediately tell she was a newma thanks to her intricate hair.
>>2957016She's on her third hat!
>>2956980I really like phallus anus gnocchi
>>2957009I don't care if you think it works thematically. it looks like shit. Imagine if I took Nice Nature, put a fedora on her and sunglasses. Would that improve her design? Hats on umas is fine. Seeking the Pearl has sunglasses baked into her design and she's one of the least liked umas and honestly I think it's partially to do with the execution of it. Having an accessory baked into it is bad enough when it's a goofy hat but they went all in on two separate head accessories, and instead of the glasses being on top they're blocking her vision. It just seems unnecessary, it's too much.
>>2956995>It looks like female byleth,Fucking excuse me? >>2956987 and this look the same to you?
>>2957016She has the hatless cheer alt.
>>2957018>Cafe spawn is derivative of Cafe
>>2956980I can't even honestly post my newmawife. Her racewear design really is not particularly good.
>>2956980Wife
>>2956987>Silhouette She looks like Mambo
>>2957028GOD FUCK ANON SPOILER THAT SHIT
>>2957016Soon, cheerleader, alongside bakushin>>2957014>MY HOUSE IS FUARKING SHAKINGDamn, is your danchou sick?
>>2957030Yeah but look at Admire Groove and Rulership compared to Air Groove, they don't look like an Air Groove paletteswap
>>2957037>MY HOUSE IS FUARKING SHAKING>Damn, is your danchou sick?
>>2957039Admire groove looks more like Air groove than red desire looks like cafe.
>>2957041>cytube anon got killed by world soccer and Kitasen's 13th pep talk and can't stream this for us
>>2957026>Seeking the Pearl has sunglasses baked into her design and she's one of the least liked umasSo you just got shit taste is that it
>>2957018Huh I just noticed she wears Cafe's ear decoration as a necklace.
>>2957020Problem is oldmas have heads that are massive
>>2956969I actually was thinking of 子, but seems like I got a little mixed up with the meaning between the two. Thanks for the correction nihongobro!
>>2957051Phalaenopsis is really really cute damn
>>2957051Spe chud is really really ugly damn
>>2957045I didn't say I disliked her.I said she's one of the least liked umas in the cast, like Windy tier. I don't think her design is particularly good, and I don't think sunglasses baked into a character design is good, especially if they're wearing them all the time, unless they're the Terminator or Quattro Bajeena or something. It just looks goofy on an uma. Just my opinion
>>2957051Both these umas are kind of mid ngl
>>2957051soul vs soulless
>>2952827Missed Long S yet AGAIN. Can anyone provide me what the actual inheritance chances is?
We love Special Week here.
>>2957063Where are the jiggie rooms
OLD THING GOODNEW THING BAD
>>2956987>>2956955>recognizable silhouettes = good designThis meme should have died years ago. You know who has a very recognizable silhouette?
>>2957067New thing is bussinOld thing is uncslop
What did she mean by this?
>>2957063You have it sorted by career. So those chances of proccing are counting both inspos.
>>2957051No, it's newmas that have small heads. Just look at this human, her head is big too.
>>2957073Do not follow umas into the woods, trainer
>>2957073You never went out into a national forest in your state, anon?
>>2957051Imagine going to school with a bunch of chibified mickey mouse neighas and it's just a normal thing, never acknowledged.
>>2957067>NEW THING GOOD>OLD THING BADWhy are zumas like this
>>2957067>People will try and pretend like this isn't true despite only listening to old music, not enjoying any new games or shows, and no new great stories being made, everything being derivative from older media or just lazy remakes
>>2957076God I love Meek
>>2957051Put biwa next to phalaenopsis. I need to see something.
>>2956980I know absolutely nothing about this newma but I think her outfit looks pretty good
>3* stam 3* long FINALLY>dogshit whitesFUUUUUUUUUUCK
FUCK zumas and FUCK newmas
>>2957027Yeah a little. anyway they couldve made a slam dunk design since FY silks are also used for the default track jacket design. Really, all she needed was a closed coat so the transition of colors from top to bottom is less jarring. dont forget that skin color is also apart of a character's palette, and from the top down its too many whites overlapping what should be dark colors to make the (frankly terrible) maroon jacket blend seamlessly with her bustier. The road sign reference on her skirt doesn't help, nor does you being able to see spats, thigh highs, and boring looking boots. Gimlet also has a skirt opening like that, but uses tights to keep all the darks generalized, while her racing silks overlap that. Opera is gaudy yes, but all the golds on her design are kept together for cohesiveness and clarity, keyword being clarity
>>2957087>temu yanko
>>2957088Bro just take that and move on. You're not getting better than 3 stam, find the right borrow to supplement whatever whites you need
>>2957087Actually fucking cute
>>2957051Spe's head is literally twice as big.
>>2957082I was listening to some one hit wonder "through the years" stuff, and although not completely accurate, 2014+ had nothing I recognized and sounded like shit. Can you recommend me a nice song from 2015+, zuma? And not vidya, because I heard SOME nice vidya songs.
>>2957097That's a boy
>Oshi still doesn't have a 2nd alt>Even if they do make one it'll be like 6 years before it's in global
Am I supposed to use her as a parent for a late or what?
>>2957086I was going to post this but I need you to elaborate on what this "something" is first.
>>2957097Pokke's jacket really does a lot for her because without it she is almost at swinsuit levels of bare
What is the cutoff line for newmas and umas that are "upcoming" though?A year? less?
>>2957107Yeah it's really fucking hot
>>2957103You can, but lates can also run stuff like Dober, Rudolf, Brian, Ryan, Oguri, NyoperaCommander Spe's is basically like double long corners, but only on the 4th corner. So it's cheaper than buying double long/late corners, but you need another skill to go off on the corner. Nyoperas or Brian's could probably trigger it. So spe's is decent but so are all the other one's listed, they're just more oriented towards the final stretch. Whereas Spe's is specifically a corner velocity skill
>>2956987You're crazy, Goofy's silhouette has a sophisticated, deliberate visual language anchored by extreme horizontal elongation, asymmetrical negative space, and a carefully calibrated distribution of anatomical features that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. The oversized muzzle establishes a dominant horizontal axis, while the vertically compressed head and disproportionately small body create a striking contrast in scale.
>>2957112oh thats that red spirit from dark souls 2
>>2957087Bakushin's rival is VERY cute
>>2957109Rickey was the first playable newma. Every new uma from now on is a newma. That is simply how it is.
>>2957109I mean to me post DYI: Newma. Dont care beyond that
What gold recovery card do I choose for pacers?
>>2957107This happens to gold city too
>>2957118Speed Ardan
>>2957118That's not a pacer
>>2957116Unless they already appeared in media of course, no one would ever say Biko is a newma
>>2957118The Ardan speed freebie is very nice for pace and comes with the gold heal for pace. That way you don't have to give up a 3 speed 2 wit deck
>G*ld C*ty
>>2957102>6 yearsYou think we'll all be dead by then?
>>2955872I voted for four of the bottom five
>>2957124This is OOC so it pisses me off, you could make gold city in character while making her say stuff like this.
>>2957127Nah
>>2957082I'm a certified unc with a physical music collection ripped to my PC and 2018--22 is the most represented period.And I say newmas are just friends we haven't met yet.
>>2957127I, myself, plan to live forever
>>2957122Is Tact a newma?
>>2957123Am I missing something with the Ardan card? it seems kinda lackluster when compared to Jordan, she has no TE and only 35 Priority, power bonus 2 is fine, but I feel that those 10 TE from Jordan hits harder
Making UFs is so free for paces.
>>2957135Jordan is an AGEMASEN
>>2957135give me something from 2003
>>2957086
People that have been running Arima Kinen rooms, is MPB reliable at all?
GIVE ME A SOULFUL ARIMA TEAM
>>2957141It's long of course not
>>2957139See? Hayahide's head looks normal when the camera isn't so close!
>>2957129Aren't many of this OC done by artists who never played the game? Like infertile Creek or that random violence act on Dantsu
>>2957109I'd personally define newmas mostly as a relative thing, at least for now. Any uma who hasn't appeared in global yet is currently a "newma" in my eyes, and so is any uma who only started appearing within the last 3-4 months or so (eg. Rickey and friends)If I had to set a hard cutoff line, it'd be anyone who hasn't appeared in-game by the time NTR (the last unambiguous "oldma" from the 1st anniversary or earlier) becomes playable at the start of L'arc
>>2957141No, you need Claw or Spurt as your main accel and then you combo into MBP/Pump/OYL.
>>2957142oguri tama creek
>>2957141Its delayed by 33 meters but its aight. Pump on the other hand is major dogshit
>>2957142Urara, Kingu, Bakushin
>>2957135>power bonus 2 is fineIt's more than fine. Cards with power bonus are very useful in GL as you're mostly training speed, look at the difference between the twoShe's a better stat stick and she gives you hints that are actually helpful to pace. Jordan's hints are better for late, but she's not a bad option. Jordan is also an agemasen though so she can cuck you with straight recovery, which have fun with that
>>2957142RudolfBrianCafe
>>2957134>Revealed before Season 3 and both moviesNope, she's truly the last oldma...
>>2957142>Groove>Brian>Rudolf
>>2957154I see now, that's very helpful, what site is that?
>>2957142Chiyo, Maru, Spe
>>2957142The right sovl shouldn't have to be asked...
>>2957109It's not about actual age, it's about the spirit. You can be released recently and have the spirit of an oldma, but an uma currently in global can have the spirit of a newma.
I fucking HATE niggers
>>2957142Spe, Grass, Seiun
>>2957144>"""looks""" normalIT IS NORMAL YOU LANDWHALE
>>2957163Who is the oldest feeling newma and the newest feeling oldma?
>>2957160https://uma.guide/support-cards/compareUma dot guide's compare tool. Pretty much the same as gametora but with the nice simulation at the end
>>2957166>Black Assassin hates niggersBRAVO KOJIMA
Runaways will rule over CM20
>>2957142OguriCreekTama
>>2957178Not if there is another one.
>>2957166She would think this, but she wouldn't say it out loud
>>2957178...on opposite day
>Runaways will rule over CM20ACKhttps://files.catbox.moe/4gxmvi.jpg
>>2957169Curren is the newest feeling oldma, not from her design but because the way she talks makes me feel like a grandpa.
>>2957150>>2957180I-Inari won the arima too you guys...
>>2957169Gary Oldman. He's not a Newman!
>>2957184The unbelievable part of this image isn't the idea of Brian wearing that, it's her being in a 500 mile radius of MANT juice
>>2957190She doesn't have to drink it so it's fine
>>2957187Yeah but if I wanted a soulful Inari team it would be her, Oguri, and /v/ma won or Creek
Image limit already? Which uma for next bakeYanko or still too early for her
Newma.... ain't that the charity spaghetti sauce brand at Walmart?
>>2957166Many are saying this
>>2957194Dream Journey
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Reminder, there is no such thing as a guarantee in a horse race.
>>2957194Curren
>>2957142Oguri (Base), Tamamo (Festival), Inari One (Festival)
>>2957203>fast bake>no fun race added againyou fucking retard
>>2957198>>2957205Well someone baked while I was looking for Dream Journey images...
>>2957203Damn this faggot really rushes for his bake huh
>>2957209You could have prevented this...
>>2957207>>>no fun race added againHow many times is that now, 7 threads in a row? Despite multiple reminders lol.What is the fucking RUSH
>>2957214Tourists don't fucking care about thread culture that makes us unique from the general
>>2957207>>2957212>>2957214>>2957217Cry harder
>>2957222You're just a faggot
>>2957222The fuck is your problem? People just want whoever is baking to include the fun races in the header yet you fuckers keep rushing new threads. Every single time. It's not rocket science. We're not asking for much. Slow down and include the fun races in the thread if you're gonna bake. How many times does it need to be repeated? Next time this happens it's worth splitting threads over, this is bullshit.
How about making a template so bakers could just copy paste it instead of expecting them to include it manually
>>2957232How about whatever retard is rushing threads not fucking bake. Nobody was asking for a new thread, there was no reason to rush one. HOW ABOUT THOSE FAGGOTS READ THE THREADHERE'S ANOTHER NOT SO FRIENDLY REMINDERINCLUDE THE FUN RACES NEXT TIME YOU STUPID RETARDS THERE'S YOU FUCKING TEMPLATE RETARDS
>>2957235>Scorpio CupRace Conditions: 2200 m, Medium, Turf, Kyoto, Right, Firm, Autumn, Sunny, Registration begins September 15th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (September)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1788228201225.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.app>INCLUDE THE FUN RACES NEXT TIME YOU STUPID RETARDS>THERE'S YOU FUCKING TEMPLATE RETARDSPrevious:>>2952277Looks good
>>2957207Maybe bake yourself if you know something needs to be added, I'm not backreading threads because you're a bunch of lazy faggots that wait for others to bake
>>2957262Maybe don't bake then cocksucker, there was no fucking need to. We just hit the image limit.
>>2957284hitting image limit is a good reason to bake. Be faster next time. Early bird gets the worm and all that
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>>295713560ME
when will keiba come back?
>>2956474If you don't have cards, yes, it actually is.
shojou manga uma https://youtu.be/AnTeVefOCSk
>>2956301When does this sticker get added to the club chat?
