>Sagittarius CupRace Conditions: 2500 m, Long, Turf, Nakayama, Right, Good, Winter, Cloudy>Lily ShoSeptember 30th. Recreation of the 2007 Oka Sho; Vodka, Scarlet, Machan, & Sweep only.Turf Hanshin Right 1600m (Mile), Spring, Sunny, Good Ground>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (September)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1788228201225.jpg >Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2990704
Sir, the eight thread has hit the /vm/...
It's extremely jarring to see these middle aged 3dpd act all cutesy like high school girls.
Stream link?
>>2992604https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHDZJgHuiGo
>>2992604>>2992597https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHDZJgHuiGopaka live
My limited understanding of Japanese is carrying me
>>2992564I'll take the bait in case people are actually curious, let's take https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=oNyQOOFa09Y55pTbmkMSPFvd for instance. Special week's last spurt speed is 24.59 m/s, observable on the 100.17s race frame where she isn't under the effect of any skills. She has 1478 speed, 853 guts, S distance aptitude and normal mood. All of the following formulas are courtesy of the race mechanics doc.Let's do speed stat first. 1478 raw speed is 1200 + (1478-1200)/2 = 1339 base speed. She hits the 1.2x threshold for stamina and 1.15x threshold for guts, so the mean is used as it's a 2 threshold track, giving us a final speed stat of 1339 * (1.15+1.2)/2 = 1573.325 for later use in last spurt calc. Alongside her S distance aptitude, his gives us a speed stat contribution of sqrt(500*1573.325) * 1.05 * 0.002 = 1.863 m/sOn a 2500m track we have 20.0 - (2500 - 2000)/1000 = 19.5 m/s base speed. We additionally also need her phase 2 base speed, so using late surger's phase 2 modifier and the previous speed contribution, we get 19.5 * 0.994 + 1.863 = 21.246 m/sNow let's plug it all into the last spurt formula:(21.246 + 0.01 * 19.5) * 1.05 + 1.863 + (450*853)^0.597 * 0.0001 = 24.59 m/s. In a result surprising to nobody but you, the course threshold is in fact real and was required to explain the observable speed.
>>2992603Nothing at all wrong with hags acting young, hip and fresh.
>>2992600Ah shit they got deleted
Theyre gone....
Grass can rap?
>>2992618All americans can.
Is having Emperor Spe as a parent for Arima Kinen actually important or just sloptuber propaganda?
>>2992620It's basically like tripulse for all styles.
>>2992611>the course threshold is in fact realIt was deemed fake for over a year on here, sorry but I am not going to believe you at this point
>>2992620anybody saying she's a must have is lying or dumb but she is a decent choice
>>2992620
>>2992618She did in umayuru
>>2992617HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED?DID JANNY WAKE UP FINALLY?
>>2992622That's fine, I just wanted to write it down for anyone willing to learn
>>2992620For lates and ends. You got NY Opera and Creek to consider for pacers and fronts.
what halloween alts are you hoping for ?i hope my autistic daughter neo gets another alt
>>2992620It's a 0.25 velocity skill. Up to you if you think that's important or a sloptuber propaganda.
>>2992617All those bobos lost, like lachrimae in liquid hydrometeor precipitate.
>>2992622>It was deemed fake for over a year on hereNo it wasn't. That is entirely your headcanon.
>Pakatube is happening right when I'm about to go to bedFUCK YOU GOLD SHIP
>>2992630I have my money on Brian and Faelno. Rudolf is there for a new SSR I bet.
Prez would know her hamburgas
Kris S...
>>2992636Mr Cheese Burger...
>>2992611>>2992628>>2992633NO, I will NOT have you gaslighting fucking devils spreading lies that got debunked months ago, fuck right off.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/734380982/#q734413847https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/733454027/#q733466683
>>2992586I have returned with info:>all mods are globalI THINK I also know who did the purging, and I've already thanked them(although I'm not positive so my thanks was more just directed at "whoever that was.")That is all. Happy posting!
>>2992636Mr. Chubby Belly
>>2992643I know it's probably for the best to cover our asses later but hopping on IRC to show the mods we're being good little dindus seems humiliating.
Attention, Doto is now fluffy again. That is all
>>2992643Thanks dude, you are a total bro, did they say anything about us?
>>2992639The debunk is the guy publicly datamining the game on twitter deciding to stop, naruhodo
>>2992643tell them to fix /vg/ bwo.... please....
https://files.catbox.moe/rksqof.mp4
>>2992657What does the Mama look like?
>>2992659No clue. But il post this so people dont think its NSFWhttps://files.catbox.moe/flumk2.mp4
>we have scraped race data, datamined speed formulas, and a 1-to-1 reimplementation of in-game races with arbitrary input>people will still say [insert mechanic] isn't real even though we can literally look at the numbers
>>2992656
>>2992666Doing math is for nerds, speed thresholds aren't real because it makes for a more compelling story in the retelling of an alleged JP drama a year ago
>>2992666Because the speed theshold thing literally isn't real, this is the first time that gaslight has been mentioned again since we moved to this board, why not mention it before?
>>2992620It's another generic strong inherit 3s/0.25 m/s. There's numerous of them at this point.
>>2992639uh oh youtubebroken melty
>>2992666Quote from one of main Ultima Online devs in the 90s.
I can't watch these 3dpd for an extended period of time. Could we get someone to keep the thread updated with the highlights/important news?
Oh dear. They've forsaken fengshui and Tomakomai for the next umayuru.
>>2992670It's in literally every guide, simulator, and speed calculator for the game, do you want someone to post about every section of the mechanics doc in every thread just to assure you it's real
>>2992656Now that you mention it, why did /qa/ get deleted but /vg/ didn't?
Hold me closer Gaslight Dancer
>Episode 1 streaming on the official YouTube channel "Paka Tube!">Starting September 27th (Sun) at 22:30!>From Episode 2 onwards, scheduled to update every Sunday around 21:00!
>>2992678NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOMOOCOWS MENTIONED IT SO IT MUST BE FAKE
>>2992678When building for a CM if there really was a stat threshold in each stat that brought you speed, it would have literally been mentioned every time yes, you retard, but it wasn't mentioned once, because it's not a thing
>>2992666>he doesn't know about the server side evaluated values that abstract the true mechanisms in such a way no one notices the odd bursts of speed fed back to the client renderer
>>2992685Maybe something for bakers to think about, if the next CM course has thresholds put them into the OP so this guy in particular doesn't miss it
>>2992692>Just put gaslights in the OPNope. What were the thresholds for the previous 5 CMs? Because I was in every thread and it wasn't mentioned once
kill the horseshoe
>Mr Cleat againTime for a piss break
>>2992643>all mods are globalSo we never had a resident meido archiving our threads? What the hell?
>>2992670Because a lot of the time it's not relevant. Either because the track doesn't have one, because the stats are gonna be as high as possible anyway (Speed, Pow, Wit) or because it's not worth it to go for the threshold. Nobody is building 601 Stam for a Sprint
MURDER AND DESTROY MR. CLEAT
>>2992695>What were the thresholds for the previous 5 CMs?The threshold for the last CM was speed which is why it was never mentioned because if you can't manage to get 900 speed it's gg anyways. This is the last reply you get after that i'll consider you a bad faith shitposter.
>>2992695Please god just look something up yourself for the first time in your life, alpha123 umalator puts the icons of the threshold stats on the top right of the track graph when you select a track and gametora lists them per track also
>>2992704>This is the last reply you get after that i'll consider you a bad faith shitposter.Same thing to you, I can't believe I got baited this hard
if horses arent real then what does fuji mean when she calls everyone else ponies
HONOUR AND UPHOLD MR. CLEAT
I'M GOING ALL IN
>>2992666Hello Satan, I like to play games, I enjoy themSpreadsheeting is not fun or entertaining
Oh they're buffing the spic and gambler.
>>2992695>Because I was in every thread and it wasn't mentioned onceThis is what "I'm never going to reference a guide or do independent research, and instead just pretend to be retarded in the thread so someone will spoonfeed me what accels to use every CM" does to a neigha.
POINTO!
>>2992617REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU
MY HERO
>aim for 1600 witFor what purpose...
>>2992728Literally every aspect of a CM build gets mentioned in the threads but these super secret speed boosts that totally exist never got mentioned once, lmao
>>2992639I looked it up and the actual story of what happened seems to be that in https://x.com/umamusu_reveng/status/1377625255167021062 there was a disagreement between early chinese dataminers and himself, china thought course threshold could stack all the way up to +0.4x when there were two thresholds but he found it's actually divided by some value in that case (which, boringly, just turned out to be 2, so it's just +0.2 when you max both thresholds on a 2 stat course)
>>2992735For le secret speed boost
Wait they get to know CMs months in advance?I mean I guess we do too, but still
Windy!
>>2992723noone says that
Japs getting another free uma selector to celebrate new evolved skills
>>2992747>free uma selectorThose EXIST????? WE HAVEN'T HAD A SELECTOR SINCE LAUNCH
AIEEEEEEEEEE JANNY GROOOVE
JANNY QUEEN
Holy shit Air Groove
AIR GROOVE ALT
>>2992749JANNY GROOVE?????SHE'S NOT EVEN IN THE PAKALIVE WHAT IS THE POINT? SEIUN WASN'T IN THE LAST ONE EITHER
>>2992749>>2992751Legit looked like something AI generated would design
NOT KAICHOU?!
New evolved skills? JP meta in shambles soon
HOLY SHIT SHE IS GORGEOUS
>theorize which uma will get something because one of the seiyuus being there meant she had a chance>lmao it's someone else who isn't hereWHAT'S THE POINT THEN?
>>2992736You lazy ass neighas never actually ASK about any mechanics that are deeper than "is OYL good on Chukyo 1200m". There are torenas in these threads who routinely admit that they still don't understand how current speed works, why on earth do you think anyone would feel obligated to paste the race mechanics doc unprompted?
>>2992761
MY WIFE GOT HER THIRD ALT, GET FUCKED
FUCK THEORIZERSFUCK GROOVE (but in a sexual way this time)
>>2992764Halloween banner will have three alts
>>2992759New evolved skills for everyone?
She became a Maliss card
>>2992767JANNY BACKPUSSY
Student council halloween....
>>2992764You've got to use gematria to decode their statements leading up to the pakalive and that will show which uma gets an alt.
>>2992772It probably is a Student council one if Brian or Rudolf gets it
GROOVE FUCKING RAZED TRACEN TO THE GROUND WHAT THE FUCK
Yeah this new alt ain't it. Doesn't even suit her desu
>>2992749haha penis head
Oh? Is it another umalator VR isekai story?
>>2992769Who?
>>2992788japs hated that bro, they're never doing one again
>>2992749>>2992751Looks like shit, her carded alts were so much better it's not even funny
Since when can Air Groove shoot omega death beems from the sky that destroy planets?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYaucJ1wvRg
>>2992791Neigha, they've BEEN using the umalators. What do you think the steampunk event was?
>>2992767SEX
>>2992792She looks hot as fuck dude, way more original than these seasonal alts usually are
>>2992794She can already generate blue fire
>>2992796You really think I read? all events have been shit except for the isekai one I'm never wasting my time with them again
Rudolph
MEIN FUHRERIN
RUDOLF BECAME A FIRE EMBLEM CHARACTER
Tree Rudolf...no...
>>2992792Your just mad your Uma didn't get one>>2992803If you don't read them how do you know if they're shit?
EVIL KAICHO
COME THE FUCK ON, GIVE SOMETHING TO DURAMENTE FFS
>>2992804>>2992805Looks like shit, her carded alts were so much better it's not even funny
>>2992804Eeeh, the hair/tail color kinda clashes with the dark armor.
meh... rudolf outfit is kinda cool tho
>>2992812Get in the seafood boil crab
>>2992804NOT BAD.... not bad, I kinda like it. CYGAMES LET HER BE COOL
KAICHOU
why are alts so ugly
>>2992803>You really think I read?No, I don't. I'm pretty sure half the anons around here are genuinely illiterate.But you probably shouldn't confidently say shit about what they do or don't do in events if you don't read any of them in the first place.
>>2992819Pokke posters do NOT get to say this after what happened with her's
>>2992804She looks like Super Creek from behind. Really doesn't fit her.
>>2992819creatively bankrupt
>>2992804>>2992805I'm kind of disappointed this is her final alt. I wanted it to be cooler and better than whatever this is. Hell, even Festival Rudolf is better than this.
SAURON RUDOLF?
These are cool. At least they don't straight up look like Halloween decorations
I am weak for women in pants
>>2992819nah Sauron Rudolf is nice
contender for the ugliest alt AND worst ult anim
kaicho aura farming again
>>2992804>>2992805>that crownRudolf is... the lord of the fiends? a fucking sarkaz? wtf I hate her now
>>2992804>>2992805what is she going to be in the new MH dlc or something? looks stupid
These alts legit looks something an AI gen would design
>>2992819i genuinely think the casual outfits would be better at this point
>>2992836AAIIIIIEEEEEEEE GET AWAAAAAY
>>2992838https://cygames.ai/
>>2992838You're just being retarded now
>>2992819>>2992826>>2992838Fuji and Pokke got the worst alts
>>2992804Crown reminds me of pic related.
>>2992825>Shadowbringers raid gear
Mogged by her first alt
I LOVE MY FUHRER
>>2992839what were they thinking
>>2992838Yeah they look really good
I'm happy Rudolf has two cool alts, She's done pretty good all considered
>>2992836If it actually looked like this and we got barefoot Rudolf it would have been actually too strong
I would die for Mr Cleat.
This is why I didn't want Rudolf to get a last alt just for some goofy ass event. It doesn't even suit her, at all.
>>2992842
>>2992836ayabe?
>>2992857that's kinda gay
>>2992858These seasonal alts need to be stopped. Alts should reflect other aspects of their personality and be original for each
>>2992838They're pretty standards designs without anything weird or outlandish going on
Her seiu is a fucking fraud
>>2992858Imposing ruler doesn't suit Rudolf? Maybe I have low expectations but its miles better than that Groove alt or what a lot of other umas have gotten
>>2992862Well, he is a rainbow after all.
>>2992804LUDOKINOOOOO
>>2992869>cardedoh nononono
>>2992869>We could have had this Now I'm pissed
Holy crap
>>2992869Briansis... she got c*rded again...
I'm sorry for talking shit about boyuma/ballroom alts, I didn't know they can still become worse and more creativity lacking.
>>2992848Now that you mention it...
>groove in the feminine dress>rudolf in the masculine outfityjk it's gonna be another /u/bait event
>>2992867The theme is great, the alt, however, is bad. I didn't know they can fuck up an imposing Rudolf if I'm going to be completely honest. Even her cards are better than this and captured her perfectly
>>2992877>sweepy hat+der/v/ maskWait a second...
>>2992879how does it feel to be buck broken?
>>2992869Looks just like the Blaze outfit, glad this got carded
>>2992882they've been doing yurifaggy events for a while on JP doe
>>2992873Anon, that's literally Blaze Brian.
>>2992879and that's a good thing
>>2992889
>>2992869>>2992889now I know exactly what this will be about
>>2992869>>2992888It takes special level of laziness to not even give her a new costume for the card.
>>2992883>Looks just like the Blaze outfitThat IS the Blaze outfit.
>>2992889Can't put my finger on why but she looks incredibly ugly to me for some reason.
>>2992889I'm glad she got carded instead of getting that heinous alt
>>2992894Why are these retards freaking out then? She didn't get carded
>>2992899Braintards are low IQ
>>2992880eh, I'm going to have to agree to disagree (asides from the card you posted being a better costume). Rudolf being Suaron (kinda wish it was closer to that and less 'fire emblem'-y) is fun and I think the costume looks nicer than say Orfevre's base. To certain extent the ingame versions of characters are always going to look shitter than the card art
>>2992899>Why are these retards freaking out then?Because they're blinder than a fucking bat.
>>2992899>hysterical outrage addicts looking for things to get outraged
>last>LAST Rudolf alt>that took around 3~4 years>this uninspired and unoriginal mess Looking at the bright side. I just lost another reason why I should wait for global to catch up with JP, and that I could just quit early since we wouldn't catch up to them for another 5 or more years. I wanted her last alt to at least be for an original or big event, and not this seasonal events.
>>2992889That outfit clashes way to much with her hair
>>2992811THE MONKEY PAW CURLED AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHA
>>2992898Same goes for Duramente, holy fuck what a trainwreck
please tell me the new rudolf at least has a kit befitting a triple crown winner
>>2992895The hair color clashes with the red outfit, but not in a good way. Duramente looks WAY better. >>2992908
admire groove is such a beauty...
>>2992908Whomst?
>>2992908>Shadowbringers crafted gear
This event was MADE for ME
Janny is so beautiful broes... I want to obey the rules and never shitpost ever again to make her happy.
>all these black/red overdesigned dressesmogged by kingu
>>2992917God it doesn't fit Rudolf at all
>Banquet of ShadowsThat shadowbringers anon was onto something
>>2992919Levels of sovl and kino that newmas could never hope to attain
>Rudolf Shadowbringers raid gear>Duramente Shadowbringers crafted gear>LITERALLY called Banquet of ShadowsI am not tripping right? This is very blatant no?
>>2992922>localization: rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the shadman
Has anyone ever gotten 3* Stam from autotraining? I don't think I ever have and am thinking I might as well just do my one manual run a day for stam parents
>End closers are the only running style without a specialist power card that has double gold skills>They finally release a new end closer power card>It's a welfareJUST
>>2992919My umastan queen...
>>2992917These are so bland as fuck on top of unfitting
>>2992922ONE BRINGS SHADOWONE BRINGS LIGHTTWO-TONED ECHOES TUMBLING THROUGH TIME
>>2992929The welfare speed shakur is honestly not that bad for ends. Do have to supplement it with 2 other real MLB speed cards though
>>2992928It can happen but i would not count on it. You should be happy with a 2*star.
>>2992928It's very challenging to get 1100 stamina out of auto so the chance for 3* stamina is pretty tiny.
WHY SO MANY FUCKING CARDS??????
>>2992931That's every alt. The originals are outfits, the alts are costumes.
That song goes hard
Finally some good fucking food
>>2992928I've had it a couple times but its difficult to get 1100 Stamina while autotraining without going in with full Stamina sparks anywayI'm doing Kitasan parent runs for the next CM and I'm having to use 4 Stamina cards (Creek, Stamina Suzuka, Mayano SR and Cafe SR) and Speed Fuku to consistently get it while still getting SS scores
>>2992942>>2992944that's a cow
Glad im not the only one who thinks the alts were kind of meh. Are they the ballroom alts, or will we get these later?>>2992942>>2992944That is a good fucking outfit, god damn>>2992947Cows and horses... Allies...
>>2992942>>2992944>generic costumes looked better than the alts They really messed up hard this time
>>2992931The majority of alts are uninteresting. Typically base outfits are more interesting as they are directly inspired of stuff around the irl horse.
Is this a new scenario?
Every time Mr Cleat appears i start screaming and crying.
Shakur still has the best halloween alt along with Digitan
>>2992953New song/concert>>2992944>>2992942
>>2992928Funnily enough I have never gotten a 3* stam out of autotraning for 1100 stam+, all of them are just luckshitting the stat roulette. Just got this yesterday from URA carat runs
>>2992928I think choosing who to loopa with is crucial for getting into shiraokisama's good graces
>>2992931Older alts used to have soul or at least spared from uninteresting/repetitive ideas.
>>2992953>>2992957It's next scenario, songs accompany scenarios.
>>2992942>>2992944I assume you still can't use these event costumes as racing gear, right?Fucking cygays
>>2992804>>2992749Lmao imagine waiting 5 years for your oshi to get a new alt and this is what you get
You guys are all wrong. The janny alt looks great.
>>2992965Its matter of taste, but whatever, if you enjoy the outfit, more power to you and congrats on getting another alt you like
>>2992965The boots are the best part of her outfit
>blast onepiece on the scenario's main graphicSo that confirms that she's getting added next, right? Has a character ever been a scenario focus without being playable?
>daring tact merchwhy? she's not playable
>>2992804Damn, I really don't like it. Rudolf deserves more than this. q.q
>>2992965The outfit is fine. The problem is that isn't even Air Groove anymore but just a distinct looking Air Groove. Heck even the chink Air Groove that went viral last month still looked closer to her than this mess.Rudolf, however I can't cope. It's just straight up lazy.
>>2992928>Has anyone ever gotten 3* Stam from autotraining?I don't want to talk about it.She consistently hits 1100~1200 stamina, but getting all the spark rolls to line up is a nightmare.
>>2992935>umas as mikos>new goddess-like uma, possibly shiraoki>no fuku
>>2992965I agree, it fits her really well. /v/tards will complain no matter what. The only thing I don't get is why they gave it the Rose Kingdom hair gradient
>>2992964I'm satisfied, at worse they're generic and forgettable and my oshi's base and other alt are already really good.
I couldn't care less about Air Groove's alt but I'm salty as fuck Kaichou's last alt turned out to be like this. I can't even cope or find a cope about this alt.I'm fucking salty.
lmao even nips have been hit by western localization
Official Spe shorts with picrel on the drawstring kek
>>2992889>SiL is redma with blue outfits>Aruvu is bluema with red outfitswhat the FUCK are they doing
>>2992973You know why
>>2992597What the fuck was OP on? How did he know?
I have no clue whats gotten to the rest of you guys, but I'm going to enjoy my warlord Rudolf when we get to her banner in 2034
>>2992977Fuku would make them so much money too
>>2992804>>2992749I just dont vibe with the fur
Hokko Tarumae, Ruler of Hokkaido
>>2992804This looks so bland
>>2992984>>2992985What happened to the Supreme Commander of the Rising Sun?
>>2993002>shadowverseThat fucking garbage is still alive?
>>2993006they finally made a good looking orfevre
>>2992805Pretty sure I've seen mob units in a Fire Emblem, who looked like this.Hopefully her kit is at least really awesome.
golshi
>>2992992Groove and Rudolph at the same, it was pretty likely they were gonna get alts
>>2993005Can't use Rising Sun anymore because WW2 imagery bad
>>2992805>>2992749>BourbonGPT give me a design for empress and emperor, but make it Halloween themed
Yoitomake
I think Cesario and Andmire Groove are ugly
>>2992992Please use the uma version instead of the normalfag nigger reaction image. Thank you for your understanding.
>>2993009Reminds me of Nohr
Her petals are withering.
>>2993006I'm still waiting on my Stay Gold plushie to arrive.
Dirt cake collab
>>2993016Tomakomai WON BIGLY
>>2993017I'm going to crush your fucking skull
YOU WILL EAT ALL THE HASKAP
>>2992998Is the island to the west supposed to be Ryukyu?
>>2993018This one doesn't have the text though, also Doakes is fucking based /ournigger/ fuck you
>>2993022I shan't be eating the dirt cake
>>2992998Shogun 2 mod where?I should get off my ass to add every uma in erotohok
>>2993016This doesn't look good at all
>>2993020good
I WILL NOT EAT THE TOMATO PIE!
>>2993022>Dirt cakepoop?
>Bijin new scenario linkYEPPERS!
>>2993029I still don't understand how to get images and sound working.
>>2992804I didn't think it was even possible to fumble an alt for Rudolf given how cool and versatile she is given the themes.I would have preferred a silly or akin to Xmas Tree Rudolf than this creativity lacking FFXIV/Kamen Rider mess
This is the only dirt cake I knowMy mom making it for me when I was like 4 was my only happy memory of her
>6'0 vs 5'11
>>2993037Kingu........
>>2993016Lookin' good
>>2993039the big uma eats the small uma
>>2993039HOLY SHIT THAT'S THE PHAT! CREEKPLEASE TELL ME HOW CAN I BUY THIS??
>>2993039Not much into Creek but that figgy is beautiful
I like Groove's alt, don't really like Rudolf one but don't hate it either, I don't think they could've ever topped her base outfit, its just perfectI have to wonder who the third alt is gonna be, Brians card is her Hungry Wolves alt and she was carded in the 2024 Halloween, so yeah
>>2992928I've got 5 and none of them hit 1100 stam. Also maybe a dozen speed and power 3*. 600 is enough to qualify and 1100+ only changes the odds from 1% to 2% chance of getting 3* you're targeting. You're better off fanmaxxing with G1s for skills since 600 is practically guaranteed.
>>2993039My wallet itches
>>2993049Something dumb, like Believe or Biko
if my attempted parents were missing groundwork for 3 runs in a row, it means I haven't looped hard enough right? it's missing from the dad through granddad line but I thought it being everywhere else would be enough to make up for it
>>2993049Rudolf's alt felt just very uninspired to me. Even her unique animation is so lazy compared to Festival Rudolf which still captured her aura perfectly.
>>2992928I was farming for stam sparks like a psychopath and have 1 maybe 2 that I am okay with. I wish I had more borrows for parent runs. 10, give me 10 borrows and more TP.Let me play the game onegai.
>>2993053I doubt it, the established third alt pattern dictates that the welfare card is the one that becomes an alt, but Brian is taken so its gotta be either Duramente or Groove 2
>>2993049Rudolf's base is one the best designed umas, so I went in with low expectations not expecting anything to top it, maybe that why I'm not as disillusioned as some other anons. At some point in Future hopefully we can get more than 2 alts for umas in a way which does not shaft umas with not much content
>>2993060They need to give Biko something. She's a 2 star with no alt
>>2993039You can definitely see the scale versus prize fig difference on display here.
>>2993061I had high expectations since it's Rudolf. I was sure they couldn't fumble it because of how big of a name Rudolf is, and that I believed they would give her the last alt she deserved.Alas, I was a fool for believing in Cygames.
>>2993062Windy got her alt recently, so Biko will get something down the line
>>2993064Should have been more popular, like Oguri
>>2993062Its a pity she didn't get that detective costume which appeared in the 5.5 anni story
Base Rudolf always reminds me of that diplomatic immunity Ace Attorney guy
Wtf is Rudolf animation even about
>>2993072Are you actually retarded?
>>2993072I don't get it either but I'll assume "others running I want to run too"
>>2993072She's going down to kill the umas who fired the fire arrows into her eye with puns
>>2993064I still don't think its that bad, sure the story it takes place in is probably forgettable but so is nearly every event story. I'd love a Rudolf movie or something but that's already competing every other piece of media they are making, And Rudolf already has good content (SEVEN is good, she's good in cingrey ect.)
>>2993077No I think she's just gonna straight up kill them
>>2993072On another look at Rudolf, I am convinced it's the fuckass crown that I dislike.I think her animation is pretty fitting. Our lovely emperor might be reigning at the top but she still yearns to dominate anyone who dares to fight against her.
Fuji still has the worst third alt, like you guys forget too quickly. Nobody liked it, not even Fujiposters
>>2993072She's joining the battle after watching others run
>>2993078>sure the story it takes place in is probably forgettable but so is nearly every event storyis that the case for all the ones in JP too? that sucks. don't they have good events in their other games most of the time?
>>2993083LIES, I like it, it fits her Prince personal and has a cool cape
I don't like boyalts.Simple as
Rooms?
>>2993083boybroken
How much for Air Groove to step on me in her new outfit?
>>2993089Host them
Seiunbros and Cafefags won
>>2993092Femdomfags are so gay
>>2993083I don't like her normal outfit so I always have her wearing the dress
>>2993086I hear no one talk about the JP event stories (though I think people liked the 5.5 anni story), whereas people gush about the career stories. That is the same as the state of global so I assume its similar in JP. The format event stories are told is pretty restrictive anyway
>>2993096>I don't like her normal outfitLiterally one of the best base outfits in the game. Like genuinely top5-3 design, you are the most homosexual man alive
>>2993033Only if she yeps from there
>>2993078I normally like edgy designs or black themed outfits, but I just can't find in my self to like this one. I'm not sure whether it's because the color scheme don't seem to match her, or it looked like just a lazy recolor on top of giving her a crown. I mean, her 2nd alt was amazing, and very fitting. This one is just, eh.
>>2993099noone says that
>>2993072This is how Rudolf sees herself when entering the Derby for the 400th time
>>2993096The dress is by far worse then her base
>>2993099What can I say, I just think the boob window is way too on the nose. Rest of the suit is pretty dapper though.
>>2993102NTA but now I felt robbed when comparing this
You guys will complain about anything
>>2993106I just did>>2993109Yeah suit's great, we'll agree on that
>>2993108The dress is gorgeous and it's still by far the only good ballroom design
>>2993111That's called having personal taste, consoomer-kun
>>2993111Welcome to /v/
>slowly starting to like the alt the more posts I see complaining about itgoddamn it man I'm a /v/ poster through and through
>>2993119fwiw I don't hate the outfit, I don't like the fuckass crown that hides her white tuft. I think it's a crucial part of her and hiding it in any way is a mistake. It'd be like Palmer not having the 5.
>>2993102Festival and Base are both top tier I agree (festival Rudolf is probably one of the best designed alts even in JP). I think this new alt is just a tier below, the design could easily be better but if I complain about how 'gacha' some designs in uma are I'll be there all day
>>2993102Look at the bright sideWe wouldn't get to see the day when the final alt comes to global
>>2993119>oooh, did i tell you how much i hate Bubble Gum Fellow?
>>2993114I really like the recent Bakushin O one. Helios is also good, it's just not a ballroom vibe.
>>2993119YOU WILL HATE AIR MESSIAH
>Ballroom>Wedding>Bikini>Halloween>Happy Holidays>Random shit in betweenUma is propably the only gacha, where you only roll on alts for actual gameplay reasons.Most alts are kinda lame, I wish they actually did more fun stuff.
>>2993119LMAOOOO
>>2993102>went from this to whatever the fuck the new animation is about Methinks recent umamusume contents in general have just been lazy as fuck since they know it sells.
I think every uma should wear pants
>>2993127>ballroom vibe
>>2993128but i love her
>>2993129this isnt like fgo, horses race for a few years then get sent to the breeding camps or just die. there is no 'evolution' of the character
Inari One, Rob Roy and Marvelous Sunday summer alts next yearI am calling it
>>2993135She looks like a circus ringleader. It fits the character and I love it but what about this is ballroom.
>>2993087What does the text say?
You guys just hate new things
fat fucking BITCH
>>2992804They need to stop copying chinks for those retarded assymetric. Otherwise, should've give her the mantle if you want to approach with emperor angle.
>>2993144>gay suitThat's it, your "ballroom vibe" bro
>>2993134b-b-b-based!
>>2993147yes
>>2993147evidently not true I like the new onimusha and fire emblem and the new spider-man and resident evil and
>>2993146Deko means forehead
The Fellowship of the Bubblegum
Umuscle Docking !!!
>>2993147If the new things are trying to fix what's not broken due to zoomer warped taste. Yeah
>>2993144At first I thought it was a halloween altOn account of Jordans second alt being exactly that but during HalloweenDo Japs even celebrate Halloween?
>>2993157how can mares compete?
There were only 7 Umas in that if every Uma is going to appear how many fucking episodes are there going to be?
>>2993164>inb4 outro with every uma present in one still shot
>>2993163They can't
>>2993147This has been /v/'s philosophy since forever
I like dragon dogma 2
>>2993167Wodka.... I kneel.....
>>2993167daiwa scarlet really is perfect for being the face of open league
>>2993171This a Dark Souls 2 board
>>2993171>Dragon's dogshit
>>2993176based based based based. only better "souls" game is Demon's
>>2993161You go out drinking and the girls wear slutty outfits.How do burgers "celebrate" halloween?
>>2993176Dark Souls 2 is so fucking dogshit that seeing people defend it makes me think of mass hysteria
>>2993171I procrastinated the shit out of ending the game and had like 120 hours before finishing it. Couldn't complain about the empty second half because I was already burnt out by then. Can't wait for next week.
>>2993171>two more weeks I'm going to blast so hard broes.
>>2993184Best Souls 2
>>2993171>ticketfag is fucking retardedeverytime
>>2993195Genuinely one of the worst gaming experiences I've ever been through, I only finished it so I could hate it even more, it's so bad
>>2993133JP also thinks that lately Cygames is being lazy, see the whole BEYOND song debacle.
>>2993164By my count, there are 145 umas (not counting NPCs or any potential mystery neighas who could be revealed between now and the last episode)If we assume an average of 7 umas appear per episode and each uma only gets to be in 1 episode, that would math out to at least... 21 episodes? Maybe closer to 24-25ish if NPCs are included
>>2993201>see the whole BEYOND song debacleWhat's the 411 on that?
>>2993202That seems...like a reasonable amount of episodes
Okay but what if Pokke had larger breasts?
>>2993204>Cygames hypes up the playerbase about a surprise for 5.5 anni>Be sure to put your favourite girl on the lobby beforehand>5.5 anni comes>BEYOND in game animation starts playing>Only 31 unique voices>Whereas until now the lowest ever was 50+ for these celebration songs>People were already kind of grumpy about the ramen escenario>Epi being a semi limited must pull for Paces, your account is glue if you don't have her>even more monetization and micro transactions recently announced.Feels like the Uma devs are resting on their laurels.
>>2993220What's wrong with Ramen scenario?
>>2993171I liked 1 but the bad press from 2 made me avoid it
Okay but what if Pokke was pregnant with my child?
>>2993222>the bad pressIf you mean actual journos by press why would you ever listen to them? If you mean /v/tard shitflinging why would you ever listen to them? The game itself is good it's just the second area that it kind of bland.
>>2993221I mean what's next? Calligraphy scenario? Basketweaving scenario? How is this relevant to umas?
WHAT THE FUCK
>>2993230>Basketweaving scenario?Imagine, if you will, a forum dedicated to basketweaving
>>2993232You are gonna have to translate this if you want me to have a reaction
>>2993235>Director Akikawa relocates Tracen Academy to Zimbabwe to dedicate herself to the art of basketweaving thus fulfilling the ancient prophecy.
>>2993230my only other way of engaging with umamusume players online is japanese xitter, and all i saw there were people posting their wifumas in the scenario outfit and saying how cute they are. i really dont see the problem with the scenario
>>2993220Are they adding even more P2W?
>>2993236Many greens
>>2993242They added those trainer powers. I don't remember the list but they offered certain advantages. And you could get them from yet another monthly payment that gave you the currency to buy them
>>2993220I hope the japs revolt and force them to be better, we should do the same especially about trannylators
>>2993247japanese people really are the jews of asia
>>2992944need a gif of the fan spinning
>>2993220>>BEYOND in game animation starts playing>>Only 31 unique voicesThis really pissed me off
>>2993248>trannylatorsThat ship has sailed long ago anon. Global Uma Musume is full of COVID normietards, it doesn't matter how much we revolt, we don't have the critical mass to force them to do anything.
How did you guys burn through an entire thread last night? It was quite late already how the fuck did you post that much?
at this point I kinda don't want El to get a second alt given how shit they've all been latelyyou can tell the early designers left and now they only have ones with very little creativity left, I'd rather not get an alt than one that looks like ass
>>2993257Keiba season came back and we watched all the races instead of just the G1 this time around
>>2993258danchou... dont lose hope...
Fuck I can't reproduce my UG9 Long A highroll. Every subsequent Long S run has been UG1~UG3
>>29932574chan was down
>>2993252All east asians are the jews of asia. The talmud is a bestseller in korea.
>>2993258What the hell are you talking about anon. Actual racewear for the newmas for the last couple of batches has been stellar. I will conccur that when it comes to these alts they look terribly uninspired, specially the Tawake clan girls having this overwhelming red that feels so unbalanced.
Just finished Mejiro Bright's story and it is kinda depressing?
NERD got carded again
>>2993269need a wellness check on our resident Brianfag
>>2993260Don't tell me I missed the fucking Sprinter Stakes, why did nobody tell me it was today???????
>>2993274>>2993269but, that brian card is just her Blaze outfit, what?
>>2993182You got dressed up in a costume, when you were really young you went around with your parents, but by late elementary/middle school age you went with just your friends. You walked around your whole neighborhood and knocked on people's doors and said "TRICK OR TREAT" and they gave you candy.At least thats how it worked in the 20th century. I think today people go to designated neighborhoods at designated times and it's still light out instead of dark mainly because obama extended daylight savings time, and everything is so supervised and safe and sterile. I feel sorry for zoomers and especially gen alpha they never got to experience real halloween.
>>2993275what a dumbass
>>2993269>>2993274Tardies the card is the Blaze Outfit, she didn't miss out on anything
>>2993275>sprintslop
>>2993266Some newmas do have good racewear like Epi and Rose Kingdom, but some others are also pretty uninspired like Rulership and TitleholderAlts have been almost all bad, I think Seiun is the only one that's actually liked, and since they're mostly seasonal and gimmicky, I doubt they can come up with a design that's as good as her base or monk
>>2993282preview looks like she's bleeding down there
>>2993268It is bittersweet, yeah, but on the Bright(heh) side she will marry you you don't have a choice you gave her your future on Christmas event
>>2993268All of the Mejiros need some kind of therapy.
>>2993282>>2993287I WOULD'VE SET UP AN ALARM, I WOKE UP AT 12PM WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME
>>2993285My post was more saying she wasn't going to get an ALT this event. Not that she was locked out of a seasonal alt.
>>2993285Truth is, Halloween Brian was already carded in the SHAKEROCK event
>>2993285>>2993285that's the point you fucking retards she got carded and didn't get an alt, thus wellness check needed on the Brianfag.
>>2992804Sauron-ass fit. That's my kaichou.
>>2993298>twintails hishiamaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH MY DIIIIIIIIIIICK IT CAN'T TAKE THIS MUCH SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2993298Wolfcut wolf Brian needed.
>>2993268Well yes, she was the last Mejiro. It all went downhill for the Mejiro farm from there. The last message is hopeful tho, there is still Mejiro Piola who is the granddaughter of Mejiro Dober and the Mejiro name still elicits reverence among some keiba fans. Maybe one day Spring will come again for the Mejiro family.https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/2023103905/
>>2993274I'm just happy she is going to be relevant in another event. I recently read the halloween event where picrel came from and felt very satisfied
>>2993302calm down brian
>>2993289I'm a Bright fan and I liked her swimsuit.
>>2993232Still ain't pulling
>>2993309
>>2993307Its this one, isn't it?I very much look forward to it which is why I won't spoil myself
https://www.attheraces.com/news/2026/September/26/france-galop-expecting-arc-ground-to-be-good-to-softSeems that having dry and firm ground is illegal in France.
>>2993232>nu-Rudolf is actually Rickey in disguise
I want rudolf to raze my home and enslave the population
>>2993319IT'S HIS TURN
>>2993312
>>2993312There is no way this is real. This is a shitpost and you can't prove otherwise.
>>2993329Kojima wrote this career, it's true.
>>2993325whoever was drinking every time she said wind, realize i'm only posting less than 5% of the times she says it in her career
>>2993322I don't think you understand that heavy/soft in Japan is simply "Good" in France. There is a reason they call it BogChamp. Besides, Tabaru's limit seems to be 2200 meters AND he's a fatso so I expect him to completely gas out and finish 10th or worse.Admire Terra will actually have a better chance at winning.
>>2993329>This is a shitpost
>>2993232I read that as cascadian might man where the fuck is project wingman 2
>>2993321Imagine being a medieval peasant in eastern europe and a band of tartar umas raids your village and take you away
>>2993340Death by snu snu?
>>2993332
ENTER
I can't wait for my platonic paired ending with Lord Rudolf in Uma Emblem
>>2993309This happened to me too
>>2993337Releasing when they start shipping the artbook
>>2993337>cascadian mightLolLmao
The fuck is her problem?
>>2993343>kiteThere's no way her career is real. It's so absurd I genuinely can't wrap my head around it.
>>2993351Dude, Wind Lmao isn't a joke, she really is like that, its kinda impressive
>>2993351I'm blown away by the constant weather theming
>>2993343>The Laws of NatureBravo Kojima
>>2993290umenstruating*
I love Umayuru so fucking much
She is so pretty...
>>2993356I'm just gonna call her phimosis
>>2993333I have been pouring all of my wizard powers into Terra ever since they announced he's going to France. He will wreak havoc across Longchamp.The shitposting will be glorious and unrivaled for aeons.
>>2993356Phosphophillite...
>>2993312Gassy umas...
>>2993171Soon Blast bro, it's going to be so peak
>>2993356Phalaenopsis (Phalaenopsis amabilis)
>>2993373aw hell naw terra is cooked
>>2993356the SEX of the golden generation
>>2993381fuck orchids, all my homies hate orchids
>>2992749Would've been okay without the fur. Not because of animal rights fag but looks really unnecessary. Probably more wrong but I can't be bothered just waking up.
>>2993343
um....bros?
>>2993392
>>2993394[BIG NEWS]
>>2993394Is this what they meant by every uma will appear once? Being in the credits?
PRETTY DERBY
>>2993356>>2993386I do not care for her.
>>2993397nobiggu wears her dumb hat to cover her human ears
>>2993234kino
Cygames is ramping up the Phalaenopsis propaganda with a solo song in the next winning live.
>>2993395
>>2993395dick spotted
>>2993394SAMSUNG BIG HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
I have newma fatigue
>>2993102I think festival over emphasized the shoulder and head size differences. It was very jarring whenever someone raced with her, which was barely.
>>2993394What was their name again?
>>2993404
>>2993386we can go sexer
are 3 blue 1-2 pink parents just glueable, i'm kinda running out of stable space
Cygames! Accelerate the game even faster.
>>2993417
>>2993423damn, she retarded that makes her hotter
paging Dr Fujibro
>>2993415Massive Man
Feels like there's been more umas for women and yuripigs to fond over than anything truly sexy. Basically, I think umas should be banned from wearing pants forever
>>2993415Humongous hombre
yep, it's around that time
>>2993415>their
>>2993423This uma BLOWS
Old man.....
I think I speak for everyone when I say we love Tsuyoshi.
>>2993423
>>2993434Is Gimlet Okay? Is Scarlet ok?
>>2993403That's why I don't like her. Cygames is shilling her way too hard. An Uma that hasn't been out for even a month should not be getting a solo when you have plenty of oldmas that STILL don't have one 5+ years later.
>>2993436
>>2993426Fujibro has already quit the game. He was my clubmate.
>>2993434Handsome feller!
>>2993438Gimlet is still kicking (fences), uhhh Scarlet is alive. I don't think her farm likes to post the horses there.
>>2993438Yeah, Scarlet lives together with Curren Chan and some of her children on a farm. They just don’t have any social media whatsoever, but she’s healthy.
>>2993441that explains allot
>>2993426God damn she looks lovely, and the Mt. Fuji pin is so damn cute
BREAKING NEWS: We are down to single digits!
>>2993441I'm guessing there is more than 1 Fujibro
>>2993441My Fujifag clubmate is still kicking. Feels good to be in the best club in /v/ma kingdom.
If there is anything I got out of this, its that asian women are not immortal and not all of them get plastic surgery.
>>2993450Hoe collection status?
>>2993453wtf I thought I was on /vg/ again, I was wondering why there were so many "WIND LMAO" posts
>>2993462>
>>2993462One day you'll remember
>>2993462Im perturbed you havent noticed the lack of gooner material.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
>>2993462The posts were more or less the same this Pakatube stream so you didn't miss much
>>2993440
>>2993462Oh I know who you are talking about, I raced against him a few times, our resident fujifag is still around
>>2993441Good!>he was from vgGreat!
Give it to me straight, anons, do I or do I not, buy DD and PP for this CM?
>>2993480Buy PP or Wit, no cap.
>>2993481PP, but no DD?
>>2993475Not the Curren poster, but yeppers, I was talking about that Fujibro
>>2993480Skip dd, wit and PP are fine. The way the track works DD has a chance to send you off to Narnia before pp or wit gets you back to the inner rail.
>>2993483Yis. Also double circle the corners for the start of the race, its better uma stan.
hehe,... pp... dd...
How many /uma/fags are here?
>>2993474
>>2993457i'll add f*ji to this list next month
>>2993488like 90%
>>2993415This is what Furious Fernando looks like now. Feel old yet?
https://youtu.be/WdbRb2ksX7s?list=RDWdbRb2ksX7sGUESS WHAT DAY IT IS MOTHERFUCKER
If you want to talk about the other board go there you retarded niggers.
>>2993494Holy shit, last I saw he lost weight and now he's even fucking fatter than before.
>>2993488Probably like half the people here go to /vg/ sometime probably. I've seen a bit of the room hosters from here there
I didn't know this was possible.
>>2993494https://files.catbox.moe/rftnlu.mp4
>>2993494He gave Wolverine 5/10, what a pussy. He doesnt dare to shit on any games nowadays.
>>2993504>Bodacious Bogomil
>>2993495uhh, monday?
>>2993502I mean proper /uma/fags, y'know in their clubs and shit
>>2993489
>>2993508This man had a mental breakdown because everyone said Supergirl was shit even though he also thinks it's shit.
I associate Marvelous Sunday with Monday because of the alliteration.
>>2993513>RehabI can't believe Teio got hooked on heroin!
>>2993512Maybe 5-10% I guess? Might be more since there's a lot more people on /uma/ than there are here
>>2993488Contrary to popular belief, you can easily visit other boards and use both boards at once, and it isn't even limited to boards like /v/, and /vg/.Personally I visit their thread during the times we're dead, big events, and weekends when keibas are happening.That's where I got the link for last concert so they do have their uses.
>>2993514There is only one man out of that bunch of weirdos i feel nostalgic about.
Why are all the hottest brown Uma NPCs?https://files.catbox.moe/50sw9j.gif
>>2993524Keibas are more fun here tho
>>2993518This is the Monday version though
>>2993527This is fucking sacrilege in Umaverse I'll have you know!
>>2993526Movie never ever
>>2993513
>>2993494>>2993499Has he buttoned up that jacket at any point? I doubt he can now
What's with the Zephyr spam?
>>2993526NTA but the only youtuber I still really watch is Sseth and Dunkey since their content is still the same as before no matter their takes on games are
>>2993536
>>2993522>already in /v/ma club so I don't count as /uma/ anymore Tfw winning
>>2993538We love Zephyr
>>2993541I still count people like you as /uma/ ex-Mambwo...
>>2993540so petite...
>>2993529Not entirely true. Meanwhile I do appreciate the reenactments, we only really watch and tune in for the big races, while they tackle all the races for the weekends no matter if they're graded or not.I also get most of my keiba knowledge in there since I do get andwredt if I ask keiba related questions.
>>2993539I found some guy named Grimbeard, he is the closest ive found to be a consistent old YT guy.
>>2993538I'm not replying to them but I am reading through all of it and getting scared at how obsessed she is with wind. I'm impressed at how consistent they mention it.
>>2993540>>2993538it was requested>>2991641
>>2993527we must be darker
>>2993550Meant to say answered but I didn't realize I got fat fingered
>>2993556The left and back ones are actually kinda cute, the two with the nigger dreads would be fine if they didn't just get given the dreads. They aren't as cute as Okinawan sex goddesses though.
>>2993552I don't really watch youtubers anymore aside from the two, although I did hear of the guy before probably in the threads as well
>
>>2993550The Tanuki keiba poster on /uma/ is GOATed for keiba news, there's nobody like him here
>>2993555Based
>>2993413Sorry anon, it's newmas all the way down from now on.
>>2993555
>>2993564
I won't be able to highroll stats like these again and Maruzensky+Kitasan didn't finish their chainsIts so over!
Did janny finally come back?
>>2993570Mile Emperor?
>>2993574He's still MIA
>>2993527Because they are too sexy to be allowed to be playable.
>>2993570
>>2993579Her...wind?
>>2993574No. I buried him in a shallow grave.
>>2993574Guess who's also back? The Windyfag.
>>2993575Nihon Pillow Winner. cygames doesn't have rights to the name
>Got Orfevre Hot Springs ticket on my first run with her>Don't get to fuck her in the bathSAD
Hachimiposting made me buy bubble tea...
>>2993582Based
>>2993579>>2993580
>2 runs where i barely had double rainbows >the only medium spark in a gp sparked in both runs but not the 15 long onesThis is gonna be one of those "5 borrows glued days" isn't it?
>>2993576The threads were archived tho
>>2993573Anyways how is she looking overall? Did I take wrong skills? Did I use a wrong McQueen? I also have her base form
>>2993579will have to continue this later, RL calls
>>2993026yeah
>>2993594Thanks for the dump, wind anon. I am in awe at her career. Truly insane.
career dumps must continue i don't remember if hers was posted
>>2993604It wasn't
>>2993604Nope, very welcome
>>2993604It was
>>2993494EL GIGANTE GERMAN
Not getting the token you need for 6 turns in a row should be illegal
>>2993608>>2993609
The schedule should be accelerated more. At this rate I'll have to wait until 2028 to play a new career because every other notable trainee banner before then is an alt of someone I already have.
>>2993573Looks pretty good, but I don't really train fronts
Which Uma makes the best waffles?
>>2993573>>2993593Someone help him please I'm not smart enough to do it myself
>>2993582
>>2993593I think Summer Mcqueen is one of horse that can go 1200/1200/800 instead of the usual power. Go with full spark stam and brought creek. Her unique is really made for peak longslop with this scales. The longer it stretches, the higher potential it becames carryover. Front only need the inherit as your accel anyway.
>>2993622Isn't Biyin pretty good at that sort of stuff? Maybe I'm misremembering a Cafe dialogueAnyway it's Bono
>>2993623I still haven't even started on my aces, and I don't even front runner
>wedding alt>evil queen altWhat did she mean by this?
what's the build for chudmander Spe? end closer?
>>2993629>I think Summer Mcqueen is one of horse that can go 1200/1200/800 instead of the usual powerHuh, that's quite interesting, might try that and see how it goes against current oneThanks!
>>2993617She talks like a granny while having the body of a 20-yo
>>2993306>Well yes, she was the last Mejirono, the last one was Bailey (and he was a sundayman spawn)
>>2993308brian would never say nor think that
>missed Prof.CurveI was also aiming for 850 stam. I'll keep her for now but man this is tough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SKPsrTmD0wCongratulations to the favorite, Mitchibaaya, for winning the Soft Japan World Cup with a time of 24.61s! ...Soft Japan World Cup? What happened to the Nansenmonsho?More shenanigans with changes to the official soft keiba race schedule, apparently. I'll be elaborating more on this after we're done here, but suffice it to say, the Nansenmonsho is out, and what was previously the Soft Japan Cup has been moved to today in its place. However, since the plan was always to run the Nansenmonsho on Tokyo 2400m in lieu of an actual L'Arc track for use in global anyways, this actually changes little about our given race conditions.Tokyo 2400m, left handed, fall, random track/weather. Bring 1, and as always, the podium from the third-fastest and downwards.265297062652970626529706
>>2993306>she was the last MejiroYou forgot about Gold Ship
>>2993634damn that's evil as fuck can I get in the pool to heroically clean it???
>>2993652and Maurice
>>2993645>winter trackFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>2993655Dober...
>>2993629WAIT, can 1200/1200/800 work on Bright?Her ult also scales off of remaining hp
what did she mean by that
>>2993659Yeppers
>>2993659It's hard to reccomend it on backliner. There's a uphill on the final stretch. You won't surpass anyone if you lose uphill check. Privileged front simply can get away with it if they make long enough lead to begin with.
>>2993633Between all the love she gets in others careers and events, and her godlike alts you can tell someone in the dev team is in pieces over groove
>>2993660I don't get it either
>>2992795ITS UP
>>2993660I want to finger opera and tell her how much I enjoy hearing her moan
>>2993671FINALLY UMAYURU
>>2993293Uh....surprise? Would you like to know the winner and the yada yada?
>>2993675How was it?
>>2993665Chances that they sabotage rudolf to make groove looks better?
I FUCKING HATE AGEMASEN CARDS. JORDAN YOU FUCK I HAVE OVER 1200 SPEED AND YOU STILL GAVE ME STRAIGHAWAY RECOVERY YOU BITCH
>>29936512/10. Come on, let's see those medium runners.
>>2993678I don't think Rudolf's is that bad, its just really bland, gray and blue is not a color code for a royal fitIt's a shame because Rudolf is supposed to be the main big boss of the franchise and her best outfit is still her default.
before the debut btw
>>2993695Gotta get Granny's motor going.
>>2993695What the fuck lmao
anyone up for ARIMA KINEN
building Kita for cm20 (arima kinen) but i'm struggling with maxxing speed on her. Best i got so far was only 1400 while meeting the stam requirement. any suggestions?
>>2993705Let's go
>>2993695topkek totally an asian thing to do
>>2993695I've never had to massage my grandma once in my life, this is a jap thing isn't it?
>>2992666People will always gaslight themselves into a shoot while trying to stay one step ahead of the gasligjt
I just looked up narita taishin's evolved skills and now my day is ruined
>>2993676It was pure magic
>Wake up >PEAK dropped
>>2993678Rudolf's is better than the Groove alt
>>2993712Uh, the recovery evolution doesn't sound that bad but yeah Encroaching Shadow just being a field of view buff LMAO
debut shots
>>2993695>>2993710I think it's generally an east asian thing... Why would they do this. I don't want to think of my grandma while training an uma.
>Backread the previous thread>Literally the coolest thread everPlease advertise when a G1 is about to happen pls
>>2993718Nobody says this
>>2993072Why does air groove have planet level lasers?
>>2993722This, I missed out 1000 posts of fun even though I went to sleep very late. I'm mad
>>2993268Its the twilight of the mejiros
>>2993072WHY DOES RUDOLF FALL LIKE A DRAGONBALL CHARACTER WHAT IS THIS GOOFY ANIMATION
>>2993723>>2993731This is not what a grandma looks like
>Umayuru droppedWHAT
>>2993734>rudolf is now /dbs/ tooIt all comes full circle...
dementia
>>2993708Okay bet812292268122922681229226SHOW ME A GOOD TIME ANON
I don't have any issues with stamina anymore but like... how do you train Wit in this scenario? like at all?
>>2993746What do you mean, this is a wit scenario
What ive learned today is that zephyr and Acute might be funniest characters ever
>>2993746Train Umas with speed growth so you can afford to run 2 speed 2 wit otherwise you're fucked
Finished backreading the previous thread, what a magical time. Are we back?
>>2993707You have mayano. Go 3-2 and borrow teio
>>2993745The VILLAIN falls to the HERO469551704695517046955170
I still don't have Arima parents, should I be worried?
>>2993753>Mayano LB0 + Wit Teio
>>2993753mayano is good at LB0?and what about a gold recovery? I thought 850 stam + one gold was needed
How does groove avoid tripping while running on that massive ass dress
>>2993756What have you been doing bri
>>2993759That's nothing compared to Biwa's halloween altDress clips into the floor while she's running.
>>2993759Have you seen the heels half of the umas are running in?
>>2993756I didn't farm any arima parents
>>2993633There's only one proper course of action.
>>2993710I didn't eitherGod I miss her, it's been a year since she died ;_;
>>2993394
>>2993747I can't get the damn friendship up though
>>29936515/10.
>>29937556/9Bro you guys dont have anything yet? Not even beta aces?
>>2993770What the FUCK
>>2993770Delet this
>>2993774Of course not, not enough time yet, what are you on?
>>2993710I did it with my older filipino relatives. Was common see the korean, chinese, etc. kids do it too. It's an east asian thing. Reason why massage parlors are so common among asians (among other reasons).
>>2993770UHHHHHH BROS?
>>2993768Frankly this feels humiliating, I AM THE ONE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO GIVE POCKET MONEY HERE
>>2993758Mayano comes with gold recovery. Card itself is bad at lb0 but it allows for better borrow as curvature is non negotiable since it can proc Twice.
>>2993774I have one semi usable Palmer. I'll try to get some good enough fronts to finish up a team. Parent farming was awful.
>>2993778Not him but, I feel like arima is super smooth to build, im 2/3 so far
>>2993774My ace attempts so far aren't even worth testing.
>>2993774roomas are obsolete because of hakuraku
>>2993782I actually completely forgot Maya has Restless. I only ever used it for Head-On procs. I guess I'll try thatthanks
>>2993786What kind of dumbass logic is this
>>2993786People said this when practice partners dropped
>>2993784Good for you, you probably already had stamina long parents, not everyone does>super smoothLiterally the same stats as last CM, how can that be smooth?
>>2993790This does look like FF14 armor.
>25% TE at senior summerYou know, if they just let you get to 30% in classic year a lot of the bullshit in this scenario would be alleviated, but as it is an otherwise half decent run can and will be completely torpedoed if senior year songs fuck you in the ass.
I'm completely at a loss of what to do since I skipped the last CM and haven't trained for long in forever, is there any retard proof guide on what to do?
>>2993774I assumed the room was already full and didn't bother checking.
>>2993790fraudfevre
>>2993774>Group B? Did all the good trainers just fuck off today?
>gives you radiation poisoningwhy did she do this?
>>2993755INARI WON694836266948362669483626Last one, we dont seem to have very high demand rn
>>2993774I just got my 9* stam parent an hour ago, can you fucking relax?
If getting stamina parents wasn't rarer than winning the lottery I could have some Aces
>>2993797Take a late surger ideally with speed growths, stack as many stam sparks as possible, main parents should be dober, commander spe and ryan depending on what you can muster, go 2sp/2wit/LH/Kris S borrow, get 867+ stam and a gold heal and the gold skill from Kris S.That's the basic gestalt for the easy route.
>>2993816>9* stam parent an hour agoLiterally impossible. I have only 3* stam sparks while playing since launch
>>2993815>already fullAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2993816>9* stam parentI'm gonna need you to explode.
>>2993818>867+ stam and a gold heal and the gold skill from Kris S.And I'm supposed to get that while using light hello, 2 speed and 2 wit? what is this scenario?
>>2993774dude relax, we still got 2 weeks until CM
>>2993815The warlord from oi annihilates the clankerThanks for coming! More later
>>2993827If you go full stam sparks you can do it with only the odd stam training in summer.
>>2993823I mean I have another, I wised up in time during half TP and got a 9* stam summer golshi for my long team trials
>>2993770Big If True
Look what you've done
>>2993829Thank you for the rooms.
>>2993829Open another room i can join
>>2993836Fine (Motion) but you better not be trying to trick me!451716754517167545171675
I've been dicking around with random decks to see what I can actually make work, this one probably could if Kita and Maru didn't completely fuck off for senior year.
>>2993833What's he saying?
Why am I getting now rainbows during the Finale. What is the fucking point of the songs if they aren't going to work.
god damn it
>>2993844Sometimes the game just rapes you
>>2993843>Grass-san looking forward to working with you on today's pakalive
>>2993830>full stam sparks800 power is not enough
>>2993831Fuck you
>>2993840>New people Okay fine, a few more905977159059771590597715
jordan is playing grand live
Stamina sparks is a gaslight, just borrow a full stam parent and use a stamina card
>>2992749>gyaru groove delayed until umas get 3rd altsNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2993850I didn't run any pow sparks last CM and I still got 1k power or moreDon't sleep on the power bonus songs
>>2993862Your stats will be shit
Guys with 10+ plats will tell you they don't train parents that extensively and then I am always like 100 stats off every stat with the same decks. I fucking hate not knowing what I am doing wrong
>>2993774From the recent 2 CMs, I trained exactly after the sign ups for open/graded league opened up, and I managed to win the Mile CM, and then get 2nd the medium CM both with 3 aces. So training beta aces or training early feels really pointless for me now.
>>2993434https://files.catbox.moe/kkocyl.mp4
>>2993865Power bonus songs are simply not helping you if you don't have power growth man.
>>2993873Damn Doto is still a beast.
I see people were doubting the race stat thresholds while I was asleep (or they were just baiting).Reminder that the evidence they exist is in the unencrypted plainly readable database file the game puts on your PC.I pointed out where the data for the stat thresholds live in the database millenia ago>>2804020
>>2993859Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh!639531656395316563953165>>2993866I partially agree with that anon. My parent was 1* wit 2* power 2* speed, if you run a stamina card you only need 1 stam parent.
>>2993879NOOOOOOOOOOO SLOPTUBER SLOPTUBER SLOPTUBER SLOPTUBER SLOPTUBER SLOPTUBER SLOPTUBER SLOPTUBER
>>2993873forgot to reply to >>2993445It's probably because retirement farms can be more open to the public than active breeder farms. Scarlet and Curren are still not retired.I remember there was some issue with Golshi's farm too as there were so many people visiting they couldn't handle that many visitors.
>>2993881How come Golshi didn't gain on Bobo towards the end of the race? Shouldn't an end closer have higher top speed?
>>2993434He really mellowed out compared to his prime, Still a handsome old man nonetheless
>>2993873Is the Doto footage recent?
>>2993881You are like one of the best players here, if I ran your exact same set up I would shit the bed in every stat, I don't think your advice can apply to a regular player
>>2993875I disagree. I like the Power songs. You train speed so much that shit adds up
>>2993879uhhmm but why didn't you talk about it before? why did noone tell me that i need 1200 stam for the heckerino sprint?
>>2993879I think it was a shitposter. He plainly ignored the mathematical formula being presented to him so i have a hard time believing he was sincere.
>>2993875Not really, you can use bad growths sometimesYou can streatch out your speed trainings if your uma has no speed growth, so you end up getting more power than you would with 20% speed growth, but it will probably cost you, like how my cafe's wit was low because of clicking speed more often, but its totally doable, one more rainbow and she would've had UG powerWit isn't a real stat anyway
>>2993881AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY SPURT214370372143703721437037
>>2993893NTA but kitasan is genuinely an amazing card for that +1 power. While running 3s 2w 1lh I'm finding that it is just enough for me to get 1000 give or take. I am finding it very hard to replace that card while finding power elsewhere.
>>2993899>distance
>>2993899>919 stam plus a gold and a white heal Festa ran out of stam
>>2993901Very fun things can happen in a long CM
>>29936517/10. Starting in 5 or if it fills.
>>2993902It was punishment for putting a gold heal failsafe on the dedicated gambler uma. Just go raw with no heals like a man!
>>2993899Doto is not fucking around anymore!
>>29938995th being Natie implies that 5th and below are all debuffers, and a runaway.
>>2993899>>2993901Paces are shit there is no way this works in CM
>>2993916Welcome to GL CMs
>>2993895>I pointed out where the data for the stat thresholds live in the database millenia ago>uhhmm but why didn't you talk about it before?What more do you want?!>>2993896>I think it was a shitposter.Maybe and I didn't read the whole reply chain but I think it's useful info to know this isn't solely based on replay data.Like I don't think the people behind GameTora mined replays for every single course with multiple stat spreads to know what stats work on everynsingle race.I'm 100% sure they just look in the database file.But some replay mining was needed to show the database info relates to speed bonuses.
is 1lb Mr CB better than an MLB SR Sei as a generic 2nd wit?
>>2993899Palma continues being a thorn at my side560468535604685356046853Gonna do my borrows, last one
>>2993916Two runaways, my random ass filler Opera and I forget what else.
you WILL touch your trainee and she WILL be happy
>>2993926I've been curious how bad no GW would be on a runaway because it just refused to come through for me and I'm finding out it's very bad. She keeps getting no ult for taking too long to get out of the clump at the start.
>>2993926>Suzuka helps trigger Pressure and Nimble for my backlinersMaybe i should look into this "Runaway" thing...
>finally get a 9 stam parent>only 2* groundwork, no greens or other good sparksthis game is cruel
>>2993918Why do third rates always think in absolutes >Paces are bad>Hey heres an extremelt strong top 1% pace, it can win>UHHHHHH BUT PACE IS LE BAD HOW CAN IT WIN
>>2993651Our starting gate!
>>2993918Doto is an exemption because of built in Neck and Neck, and Swinging Maestro. Her unique is also a speed debuff.
>>2993879>>2993896No, I was being sincere, this was never mentioned before, I have no reason to think it exists when we collectively agreed it didn't. Fuck off already
>>2993925Slightly worse for cross-training assuming Seiun lines up on your rainbow turns since she has a bit more TE but otherwise CB is better
Something feels off about Spe's friends
>>2993932looks like she's wearing a lampshade
>>2993937>extremelt strong top 1% pace, it can winOk so Paces are still bad, thanks for agreeing with me
>>2993950yes, they are uglier than her
>>2993945>this was never mentioned beforeIt was. Numerous times. >we collectively agreed it didn'tAgain. This is only in your head. We didn't hold a /v/ma gremium and made it the official position. Furthermore if we collectively decided something how can it have never been mentioned before? You are contradicting yourself.
>>2993926>all my losses are to palmer robbing my angling Yeah, I need to go back to the lab. Beta aces are not enoughThanks for coming! Hope you had fun
>>2993943Seems like she could be decent for the sprint CM too if you could stomach mutating her
I've seen that commander spe has a good wr but how are people building her? not having my own tachyon really limits the amount of things you can actually do in this kusoscenario
>>2993954No one is uglier than her
>>2993956YOU SHOULD'VE CONSIDERED HER
>>2993950>lyria>shoes
>>2993956The Mejiro send their regards.
bandori collab when
>>2993942Corner shot.
>>2993959You build her as an end closer
shuckaroonies
Not having my own SMaru is making training a strong Palmer for this shit hard but I'm not really going to train fronts outside of her so I couldn't really justify pulling for it. I think I can build her well enough to beat general CM scrubs though, I just need to high roll.
>>2993960Spe is not only the face of umamusume but also the prettiest character in the game, everyone will always be uglier than her.
>>2993956ASTER has declared war
>>2993955You are fucking retarded, I'm not gonna fall for your bait anymore, fuck off
>>2993959She's specifically for late if you want to take it easy
>>2993970>Losing a non-long race in this day and ageDoesn't apply to newfriends that is, wonder if they're still here
I really really don't wanna use Kris S's card this fucking sucks
>>2993966Bonus shot of our two fastest umas.
>>2993980Jordan again, huh?She show up often?
>>2993967I guess that implies a whale deck because there's no way to get everything she needs, good sparks and a good end aptitude without a whale deck
>>2993984I love Air Shak
>>2993975>Improve :(>Continue being retarded:OWhy are you people like this
>>2993942>Two xogs
>>2993986Ends literally only need CB bro
>>2993986Not really, the only card you desperately need is mr cute benis
>>2993996>>2993998oh coolis power raisu viable for the goldrec? I don't have super dick
what the fuck is her problem>>2993985they're from the same generation
>>2993984And finally, our champion of the Soft Japan World Cup is... Nakayama Festa?! The gambler of legend brings it home! Good show from everyone, and thank you all for joining.>scheduleTranslated: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vRp4aXjKuVXNcgVE6U1z48xcNg7IueXVWy3Q0vdDVaZe6RvPsp7vS8jpVoYp2T7JAKsXZUpD4eiVyyy/pubhtmlOfficial JP: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTKxEwYwHuSo35uRIkldfPwpk5BF3UYSZuDVcKF6LAJ0DmjgmQ4XvlrhTC9VgtGtg/pubhtmlNow, for updates on the upcoming races. As can be seen on the current official schedule, the Nansenmonsho, Mainichi Pikan!, Tennuu Sho (Autumn), and Soft Daishogaibutsu are out.We'll be back for the Soft Kikuka Sho on October 25, and replacing the Soft Japan (World) Cup on November 29 will be the Smile Championship. I'll update the TL'd spreadsheet to reflect these changes later; for now, I'm going to sleep.
Mr. C.B...Mr....Cleat Banger?
>>2994006Festa looking good! Thanks for the race.
>>2994000I guess in theory, you'd need massive stamina sparks and one hell of a lucky run. The thing with Super Creek is her absurd stamina output so you really don't click stamina that many times during a run. Trying to get stamina up with power trainings means way more power training so your speed will tank.
>>2994006>2nd uma to finish>2nd favorite>3rd uma to finish>3rd favoriteMost accurate I've ever seen these predictions.
This seems so retardedly specific that it has no merit
>>2994006All eyez on me (censored)>>2994000You can use speed Shakur for end gold recovery
>>2994000Please don't bring a power card
>>2994012oh yeah? well I hold the guinness world record for the stinkiest fart ever smelled in my room, beat that faggots
>>2994012That's a lot of Guinness records to be fair.
>>2994012As I understand it as long as you pay Guinness you can make up whatever bullshit hyperspecific world record you want.
>>2993891it was not so long ago when he saw a few mares. Also his coat is summer mode. Since cold weather comes, Doto will be extra fluffy again.
What late race are you guys using for your aces bros?
Third rate shitter here.How do i into mutation?
>>2994015even if it's MLB? and has high TE?
>>2994008It can't be. Mr Cleat would never!
>>2994032Wasn't the fluffyness because of Cushing's?
>>2993823>mfw I have 5 9* stam parents>>2993818>get 867+ stamIs that the minimum spec or reccommended?
>>2994025You can, imas recently got one for something dumb shit like releasing the exact same song with different singers for the most consecutive weeks or some shit. I didn't pay attention to what it was but it was something stupidly specific like that.
>>2994037Get spark that instead of distance or turf gives running style
>>2994035barcarole and dreams donned with pridebarcarole seems to trigger ddwp
>>2994037Sacrifice optimal blue/white sparks for as many of X pink spark as you can get. If you're going for distance then Long mutation is kind of ill-advised since your Sprint/Mile mutant needs to build Stamina but you can do it.
>>2994042Excessive fur growth yes but horses still develop some level of winter coat anyway.
>>2994043The minimum for lates is about 800-850 and a gold but 867 gives you a speed boost when you have great mood.
>>2994039Unless you have stamina growth it will likely be very bad
>>2994037It's not that complicated, you just bring the pink sparks you need for the style/distance you want.Going up the first letter only takes one star, going up any letter after that takes 3, up to a max of 10.So if you're starting at G the highest you can start a career at is C, and you need to pray for the two inspiration events to get you to A/S
jwu, how was pakalive
>>2994032He seems to be quite spry recently.
>>2994051DAMNSHE'S FAT
>>2994054feels like 10% should be enough
>>2994059Winter coat just makes him look old and washed up
>>2994053Huh. I was under the impression I needed 900. How much would I need for a bignig saboteur Suzuka to last into the final straight?
>>2994069Such a fluffer
>>2994058Brian got carded, Janny and Prez got alts. If you scroll up someone posted them ITT.>>2994066>I was under the impression I needed 900At 867 stam and great mood your stam amounts to 901 i believe. Keep in mind 800-850 is the low ball for debuffless rooms.>How much would I need for a bignig saboteur Suzuka to last into the final straight?I don't know.
>>2994043Kill yourself
>>2994069>This creature turns men into feral beasts
>>2994069le prettiest mare
four more days until blaze brian release date announcement bros
>>2994069I don't really like fluffy horses, they look weird when not sleek
>>2994074She kinda did irl
>>2994076>le prettiest mare
>>2994058New alts for Air Groove and Rudolf. Don't think I've seen anyone translate what they actually do yetAlso there's a new Brian wit card for paces that seems to powercreep Forever Young, so I imagine at least some of the other running styles will also get new specialist wit cards in the coming months
>>2994074Yeah me
suddenly, her trainer is not a blank slate
Artwork for the new season of Umayuru
>>2994082mcqueen...
>>2994051>>2994042Cushings causes the fluffiness, because he can't shed normally. Thoroughbreds (uma breed) barely grow anything for cold weather, and the only horse breed I can think of that has worse winter coats are Arabs..t anon who took care of a Thoroughbred including in cold weather. She hated wearing a blanket but she would def shiver on the colder and wet days. Picrel. Her in december. She only won one race. She's a loser.
>>2994083Man that sounds rough
>>2994083
>>2994089what a hussy with that hat
>>2994089cute
>>2994089CUTE!>won one raceHer debut?
>>2994083This is tough
>>2994096>Random Opera
>>2994096Why are Acute and Opera together so many times?
>>2994089She might be a loser, but she looks preety good
>>2994086>more AIslopI though her time was over? Yankobros?
>>2994086>アカサタナハマヤラワCute
>>2994053>The minimum for lates is about 800-850 and a goldHello look at this >>2993899>>2993902
>>2994109what is it?
>>2994106Ryuji Wada was the jockey for both. Wonder Acute was the horse he rode for his first post-Opera G1 win
>>2994099Nah. You could actually look her up and a video race she's in has been posted before from youtube. She lost that race. She's also been heavily hinted who she is based on other horses' names.Only took care of her for 2 years and right now she's living in a nice pasture somewhere being ridden once in awhile. Hard to beat that as a Thoroughbred. Could be warmer though.
>>2994112It's just the kana for the first syllable of all their names.
>>2994112All kana with an A sound basically
>>2994111Risky business bad proc maybe?
>>2994073
>>2994086Cindy Grey died for this shit
>>2994074Tongue bathing that back
>>2994118>>2994119I genuinely don't know any Japanese even tho I'm a weeb and I have spent years on this website
>>2994083Bwo. Didn't you watch the prologue story first? (You) in Acute's story has major confidence issues for being rejected several times.
>>2994133Actually CinGray died for that stupid ass Kagurabachi shit. Umayuru is peak and a youtube series
>>2994112It's the first row of a kana chart. It's like if they were holding the first part of the alphabet.
>>2994135it's never too late to learn how to read
>>2994133Actually Cindy Grey died because it ended
>>2994140 (Me)But also the first character in their names, so it's like if they got a character for each of the first letters of the alphabet.
>>2994143Why is Jordan so funny looking?
>opera kills youthat was a nice career but kinda short, didn't even saw her first G1>>2994136i should probably start doing those after a year of putting aside...
>>2994086Urara looks so fucking cute
>>2994152>This is someone's "hero"
>>2994149She has to ration her neurons so sometimes she unintentionally makes funny faces when trying to think
>>2994152Weird choice to end Wonder Acute's career early like that, I guess you gotta do MANT if you really want to train her all three years
>>2994152I heard there are my careers where umas kill you if you make the wrong choices.
>>2994135Genuinely does not take all that long to learn hiragana/katakana. It's not the worst thing to put a little time into considering the trannylator scurge wont be going anywhere anytime soon, and they just keep getting worse.
>>2994158She just laid low a villain, so yes.
>>2993676JP KEIBA IS FRONTBROKEN
>>2994152>Sees her friends trainer run away for some reason>Decides to kill himWhat the fuck?
>>2994152This is way more brutal than the Neicha shoulder bash webm
i love big chibi titties bwos
>>2994175/v/ma won on the big screen.....
>>2994175I thought you couldn't post duplicate images >>2994086
>>2994182>he doesn't pay 4chan goldngmi
>>2994152Neigha! Pause that career the instant you see this post and go watch her prologue! It's really fucking important to the story!
>>2994191nobody does this
>>2994196No no, in this case he is right
>>2994190
>>2994196I do this. Sometimes it's important.
Alright, I run this a couple of times and it's an ace once I get the proper skills
>>2994196Why would anyone NOT do this lol. The introduction chapters often contain key context to the career story.
>>2994152Just imagine what Curren could do to you.
>>2994208even with that low wit?
>>2994210People can't even do more than one Team Trials a day and you expect them to take the time to read the character stories instead of just skipping them for like 120 carats and setting up another auto run?
>>2994217I got like no stam sparks to run 3/2/LH and the ones I have have the wrong pink or bad whites
>>2994208>2 Prof. Curvature sources
>>2993722next Saturday night is G2 quals for the Autumn Tenno ShoSunday morning is the PRIX DE L'ARC DE TRIOMPHEi can do re-enactments for the G2 but i don't think we can do an l'arc re-enactment
Is power or wit more important in taking the lead awayfrom other fronts?
>>2994225I was told all 2400m races are DAHBIES
>>2994201>>2994207>>2994210Not him, I have never read one of those character stories and I don't even read careers, events or main stories anymore. I haven't read anything in this game since 2025, I care more about the competitive now
>>2994224Wit Teio is unironically the best wit card for fronts right now.
>>2994234Terminally soulless I'm afraid.
>>2994224Wit Teio is really good, and if you get a cheaper prof you can get more whites
>>2994234You are clearly not first rate. True Kingu enjoyers know the true kino of her prologue and how perfect it is as the first episode of her story.
>>2994234Well, we play for different reasons, then
>>2992804Kino! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rmc4DQTE8E
>>2994191I literally have never read the uma stories, the one with chapters, but have only read the careers.Are they even different?
>>2994241Who the fuck mentioned Kingu?
>>2994234B-B-Based... Autists will get mad at this
>>2994237>>2994241>>2994242>>2994246I used to read them all at launch when the game was new and I was a newbie inexperienced torena, I simply don't enjoy reading VNs anymore. I don't think I'll ever read anything again, I didn't even read my oshi's introductory story
>>2994233It's 2400m right handed with only two corners. We don't have these weird-ass european tracks in game.
>>2994246From my perspective it's the compfags who are the autists.
>>2994250It says DAHBY right there!
>>2994244Yes. They're about how (You) and the girls meet and partner up. Acute's in particular has an especially kino scene in hers and is one of the major reasons she has so many dedicated fags in japan.
is Prof of Curvature the best gold for this CM?
The only things I've read are Machan's story and career (kino) and Maya's career (eh) otherwise it's all just grinding baby
>>2994249>I didn't even read my oshi's introductory storyThis actually stunned me, i have no words. Soulless beyond all comparison
>>2994256I thought it was already explained or at least summarized during the start of her career? At least they were from the careers I've done
Neighas can't read
epstein derby?
>>2994231Power during the initial accel phase then wit during midrace. Power still helps a lot for midrace whenever your uma decides to speed up
>>2994263I can, I just don't like reading in this game
epstein diddyblud?
Actually made me check my stories, and it looks grim
>>2994262There's a summarizing and there's getting to watch a recreation of one Wonder Acute's most famous races. Here! Go watch it on your big screen:https://youtu.be/D4X1XdJe1JQ
>>2992597This thread went kinda fast
>>2994249I'm pretty much the same. At one point the feeling of competitiveness just overpowers the need for soul. That's when I stopped doing the tradition of trying to read career stories of new umas I get FIRST before using them for spark farming. Now with auto career it's even more soulless. Once I unlocked the parent umas I wanted from daily legend races I plug her on the spark breeding machine immediately
>>2994264Part of the der/v/ 3 crown, along with Diddy's stakes, and 2000 Polanski's
>>2994274Anon... You could have skipped and grabbed 80 carats on the umas you didn't roll for while their banners were running.
>>2994274LMAO you just reminded me I forgot to read like the past 5 character stories for carats
>>2994259It can proc twice so it's a high value velo skill.
>>2994244VERY different. In particular, the first 4 chapters of every uma's uma story serve as a prologue to her career showing how (You) met her and became her trainer in the first place, so they often provide pretty significant context on the uma-trainer relationship and the uma's motivations for runningAlso a lot of them are just generally kino. I can think of multiple cases where I didn't really care about an uma at first glance but reading her uma story sold me on herDo yourself a favour and go read your oshi's uma story right fucking now
>>2994277Exactly, this happened to me too
>>2994277>>2994249Fucking hell i cant believe the anons im sharing the threads with? Are you serious? God damn, CMs fucking ruined some of you people
>>2994276Look at the one before, 1000 posts in a few hours, I missed it all by sleeping. Kinda like the 1000 post patch thread on /v/
>dont have wit teio>but also dont have SSR Maya for a gold recoverymy fronts are fucked this CM arent they
>>2994244The career completely skips the part where you actually scout them and gives them their initial background, so yes
>>2994274Now do the most soulful thing ever; skip and collect your reward
>>2994191damn.............................. most of that was already spilt in her career up to the point where i was posting so i guess?
>>2994249>>2994277Same, but my main reason is procrastination, and the other is I could have used the time training instead of reading.Early times I have still read them, and wanted to read more, but I kept telling myself "I'll just read them later" and it kept going on until the day my reason changed to "I'll train instead"
>>2994296Nobody has either of those cards, only some very lucky few
how do I stop my stats from looking like 1600/700/1000/500/1000
>>2994306is the only option for Gold recovery to just go 1 wit then? The only other option is run summer maru herself.
>finally rolled a passable seiun8 stam. Time to go gambling. What dogshit whites.
>>2994296Using fronts with innate recovers has helped a lot but yeh it is tough. That Teio Wit is a great card but I just don't have the room to fit it in.
>>2994252>>2994246>>2994234>>2994277>>2994277I've played since launch and it took me until June of this year until i played my first Mejiro Ryan careerBut because of my rule, i have not once until that point placed myself on the grind for Mejiro Ryan parentsI've played since launchI have won 11 PlatsI need to read the first careerMe needing to read the first career has soft locked me out of a lot of umas in my trainee list. If i did one new career a day i would need three weeks to get through them all
>>2994292If I had won more plats this wouldn't have happened, I got robbed of like 5-6 CM wins, I need to fucking win again I hate this losing streak. I have tied my self-worth to these titles
>Can't get a money shotSo gay
You don't read the stories because you're competitive.I don't read the stories because I'm lazy and they're a complete time waste.We're not the same.
>2 speed>hello>borrow oguri + another wit>extra card for whatever>stam + pow sparkswould this werk for tachyon? she has a gold and a heal ult after all>hurrrrrrr but y u runnin tachyon on da glI want to
>>2994315Should I just swap Tachyon for Kitasan just for prof? It doesnt seem possible to fit gold recovery, prof, Tachyon, 2 wit, 3 speed 1 LH onto a deck without being a giga whale.
>>2994316pump has been obsolete since mejiro dober was added to the game
>>2994322Why would you borrow Oguri when her ult only works in medium?
>>2994309learn when you can get away clicking on Stam. the extra speed after 1500 gives extreme diminishing returns, same with wit after 1000. Also watch for when your supports line up on Stam for big clicks.
>>2994326Gaslight Dancer...
>>2994324If you're playing Fronts and have good parents then not having the SP bonus could bite you in the ass. But you might as well try.
>>2994319Motherfucker. That last image was meant for Teio!
>>2994319To be fair, there isn't much to show off
>>2994332I honestly don't ever pay attention to the image count kek
>>2994333Bitch spent all her time fucking around with Dream Journey instead of letting me sex her, I want a refund.
>>2992643So do we have to remind mods in the IRC to come archive threads every day now? Although I was confused by the "all mods are global", we didn't have a resident meido?
>>2994339don't worry about itit does not matter
GM looks way better than GL desu>red godess gives back energy+TE>yellow makes everyone rainbow despite friendship levels>blue can give you lots of hintsI'm guessing you go red and yellow most of the time but damn looks better than what we have now
>>2994341Also >>2993527 this bitch is so much hotter than Light Whore.
bake doko
>>2994338but they're both stallions...
>>2992643>>all mods are globalAre you all new? This has been known since forever
>>2994347No
>>2994345I disagree
>>2994324I've tried it without Tachyon and I just find myself short at least a gold skill worth of sp. IMO if you can get some very good parents with lots of stam sparks, I'd do that and get a bunch of white skills. I'm not saying that the gold recovery isn't better, but sometimes you just gotta throw 3 white skills at the wall.
>>2994356but i need to continue Acute's career dump
>>2994311It's hilarious watching niggas brag about all of their 9* stam parents knowing their whites are abysmal. Like congrats on hitting your stam targets too bad you have 3000 SP of skills
>>2994341you get actual deck variety again which is a lifesaver.
>>2994366Be the baker you want to see in the world!
>>2994374Honestly I don't care for whites if that means I can skip training stamina entirely.
>>2994374you sound like a jealous faggot
>>2994374>get good whites >inspiration gives nothing or the useless onesGee, thanks I guess
>>2994366Someone will surely bake soon just wait a bit or bake yourself
Can runaway aces win this CM? If so how would you need to build her?
>>2994374What are whites and SP if you can't hit the required stats.
>>2994408Its pretty much just palmer afaik
>>2994366Niggas will complain and cry about everything if they find something they don't like in the OP or something not included in the OP. I'll let those niggas bake instead.
>>2994317maybe you'd have more plats if you still had a soulyou've let your desire for victory consume yourself and now you only see your umas as a set of numbers to compete with instead of someone to triumph with
I think Spe has the best casual clothes, she even looks slightly pregnant
>>2994411Which is why I just run Creek and hit a stam training here and there
TT retention is gonna be hitting the milly next week neighastick tock
>>2994415That hasn't happened in months
>>2994426>in monthsWe literally had melties over the two lines for Lily Sho because the host wouldn't stop throwing a fit over his race not being included in the OP
>>2994426NTA but we recently had a melty over the fun race and anons blaming the bakers as shitposters for not putting it in
>>2994421>she even looks slightly pregnantThat's the best parthttps://files.catbox.moe/p8qzwx.jpg
>>2994431You are such a fucking disingenuous little nigger, the host never complained about it, I was one of the people that complained and others joined me because it was retarded for it to be missing for 7 threads in a row because you needed an instabake
>>2994421For me it's Maya.
>>2994436And several anons literally have said that they also didn't care enough and couldn't care about it being in the OP or not, and ultimately only decided to because of the nonstop melties and derailment.
Point proven, and we don't even have a bake yet.
>>2994434This can't be real...
>>2994443There was no reason NOT to include them since we've always done it and instabakes just made no sense, it's neither a race nor a board where they are needed
Aw shit, here we go again.
i will just not have the neigha moment because i am white
>>2994436Not him but I found the complaints stupid after finding out it was a single fun race that was causing all the drama for the OP. I thought it would have been several ones, and not a single fun race that would have worked anyways if the host would post it before the actual race or a week before.
If I bake I'm going to remove something from the OP. If you have autism about that you better bake instead.>What are you removingFuck around and find out
>>2994455Did I miss something or are my mental filters that strong?
>>2994436AKSHUALLY only 1 or 2 of those breads were instabaked, and the other bakes were because they thought it was a fun race that didn't need to be in the OP or just didn't care.
I'm baking now
Uooooh, im baaaaaakin
how could careerposting lead to TWO dramas
>>2994461You didn't miss much. Only one or two fags that couldn't stop throwing a fit about the fun race, only for it to end up a single fun race to be added in the OP.
>>2994464Shut up, Bakeushin.
HERE IT IS>>2994469>>2994469>>2994469>>2994469>>2994469>>2994469
>>2994449To be fair. Even the host himself wasn't pushing for it, and didn't seem to mind the OPs without it.
I wasn't one of the ones complaining :(I posted it early so people had plenty of time to make their umas if they wanted to. I skip a good amount of fun races because people post them short notice and I'm crunching for CMs. Anyway Lily Sho in 3 days get your Daiwas Machans Vodkas (and sweeps) ready!
>>2994479You are good, ignore that schizo retard
>>2994486Don't act like you're not part of the problem when you were the ones that made others think it was him throwing a fit.
>>2994499If you believed it was him it's a (you) problem by trying to find enemies everywhere, take your meds and leave me alone
>>2994486Honestly, I blame the ones that couldn't stop derailing over a simple problem, and could have solved if they had simply baked themselves.
>>2994510>they had simply baked themselves.I was trying to but some fag had an instabake prepared the moment image limit got hit
>>2994520I'm not going to say any more since it's a solved problem, but it could have been easily solved with a counter bake, but instead, we got a hundred posts of derailment, why OP is a shitpost/troll/etc, and more unnecessary posts about the fun race. In the end, because of it, I'm blaming the complaints more than the instabakes.
>>2992647>seems humiliatingNot really. It's basically just us saying "hey, we don't have the power to delete our own threads, we'd do it otherwise.">>2992651Nope, they didn't say shit. That quote I gave is one of two things they said to me.>>2992656Do it yourself. It ain't happening though.>>2992699Yeah, I feel like the mods shouldn't have been global and instead should've been grouped by board type(IE: one mod for the /v/ boards, one or two mods for the /b/ and /trash/ boards, one mod for the mostly dead boards.) This current configuration just feels like it's prone to poor coordination.>>2994339>do we have toI'm hoping this is a one-off since I brought attention to the issue and brought up how the threads used to be purged. >we didn't have a resident meido?Never did, apparently. Unfortunate, really.>>2994352>its a common misconception!That was the other message they sent lol
>>2994527>I'm not going to say any more since it's a solved problemagree on this
>>2992597SPECIAL WEEKUI love special week so much it's unreal. That is all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t5LgFdV2q8
