>Sagittarius CupRace Conditions: 2500 m, Long, Turf, Nakayama, Right, Good, Winter, Cloudy. Finals NOW!>CM 3 ReenactmentOctober 15-16. Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Left, Good, Summer, Sunny, Great MoodRoom 1 URA only, Two banner SSR supports only (not including your borrow), support cards released after 10/14/2025 are not allowed, OR you can ignore all of this and enter an uma made before 10/15/2025. Cutoff point for support cards: https://files.catbox.moe/4av1do.pngRoom 2 No restrictions>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=large>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious Thread : >>3071177CONGRATULATIONS NARITA TAISHINTHE NEW QUEEN
>implying
KWABSHIN
SHE FUCKING WONSTOP THE COUNT
Pandora LOVE
>lying in the opCome on now.
LMAOOOOOO
I have never in my life, laughed harder at /v/ma
>>3072140Yup yup, that's my queen.
Mandatory Rhythm and MOBA gaming as decreed by our new Queen. I need to see some Plat ranks or S ranks in songs.
>Jobs to the clanka>Jobs to golshi>Jobs to XogWHAT DOES SHE EVEN DO
A MAN DEBUFFS, A SLAVE GASSES OUT
She fucking won, xog fucking sucks, end of story.You can lie and say that xog won the CM20 stakes but it's just that: lies.keep telling yourself that as your debuffers lull you to sleep
>>3072162nah this one is the accurate one
I know we're all shitposting, but hijacking the OP is just low. This same case has already happened during Bobo's win, and we shouldn't repeat it.
WE NEED DEMOCRACY!!!!
>>3072171She won
Merry Christmas from the Q/v/een
>>3072178>This same case has already happened during Bobo's win, and we shouldn't repeat it.It's always with Taishin, for some reason.
>>3072140Here you go
>CONGRATULATIONS NARITA TAISHIN>THE NEW QUEENWhat did you say?
>>3071459Frontbroken's fault guys, all hail the first triple crown Oguri Cap, HER of the Arima KINO
>>3072184LMAO YOU RITE
>>3072178I genuinely despise Oguri so I don't care
>>3072171Lots! She has more jobs than Fujin!
>>3072178Host a proper tiebreak
>>3072173lmao
>>3072184Oh my God, she really is cursed
LMAOING AT TAISHITS
>>3072184making potential's image even worse than Xog at this point
>>3072178Dude, who fucking cares
>>3072178That's a very nice sentiment.You can face the wall now.
My fuckin throat hurts from laughing so much
Oguriniggers are samefagging, it doesn't count.
This is probably one of the funniest days in the history of /v/ma
>>3072055
>>3072205Don't know what this poll is but the funniest option is the correct one.
>>3072207kino
>>3072207>/vm/aYou had ONE job dude
>>3072207BASED
>>3072194none of the normal hosts (haku anon here), i would host a (taishin vs xog only) tiebreak but i don't have a long taishin/oguri so the room will be unbalanced
Truly TRULY Arima Kino!
We know who the true queen is by simply deducting the debuffers from each lobby.
I can't fuckin breathe man
There was never drama during unity cup... APOLOGIZE
>>3072207THAT'S MY FUCKNG RIGHTFUL QVEENKINO KINO KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3072207I am okay with this.
>>3072218>ImplyingTHE ARIMA KINEN ALSO HAD A RIOT LMAO
>>3072218bro...
>>3072207>Taishin wins because debuffers>SOUL! SOUL!>Xoguri wins because debuffers>IT DOESn'T COUNT!What causes this?
THREAD THEMETHREAD THEMETHREAD THEMETHREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFLRzXUlT6k
OVERTHROW THE BITCH!!!!! I DEMAND BLOOD
>taishinbros trying to sweep the evidence under the rug
>>3072207>our beloved queen Xoggy already blesses us with OC within minutes of her coronationI love Ogurin so much it's unreal.
>Hmmmm....I wanna eat cake.
>was upset at losing CM finals>felt like shit for the past hour>come to /v/ma>everyone else is also upsetSuddenly I feel a little bit better
>>3072227What evidence? That the tiebreak was done without the 2 of them?That's the wrong image though
My Goodness, this is the funniest thread ever
>>3072225Fuck off shill I'm never watching your slopI demand fucking bloodThe high-cholesterol blood of pigs must paint the streets red tonight
Famine descends upon the lands of /v/ma yet again
>>3072225ANOTHER COMMON W FOR THE DIGGER NATION
>>3072216
bro keeps posting the same thing like we don't notice
KILL THE ROYAL FAMILY
>>3072238Not shilling this time, the music just really REALLY fucking fits
>>3072233That one of the ones she won was double murmur
Taishinfags are worse than Ogurifags.Prove me wrong.
Oguri cucking Taishin is funny but I think we need to talk about debuffers. Having 1 or 2 is funny but I don't want all the umas in every Medium + Long race gassing out because there were 4+ debuffers
>decided to have a cheat day today and stuffed myself full with sugary treatsThank you Shiraoki for giving me the premonition just before a famine.
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame the double hosts, we can blame the debuffers, we can praise the Palmer's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination, you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Taishin and the potential, but MASSIVE gold skills are desperately needed for the Sprint. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about next CM, or our chances in becoming q/v/een for that matter. Not running like this. What do you think, /ntug/? Are we #TAISHIN or #TAISHOUT? Some links to numb the pain:https://hakuraku.moe/https://chronogenesis.net/http://hiro.asks.jp/https://jlingz.comhttps://x.com/hirox246https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
>>3072142I genuinely hope you fucking niggers haven't ruined this by behaving this way and burning out a host who doesn't deserve this
I don't think this could've gone better and worse, holy shit man. This was hilarious
>>3072247So? The tiebreak literally doesn't count because only XOg was in it
Hard to imagine a bigger POTENTIAL moment than this stakes result. Sasuga Taishin!
>>3072254The real problem is the same people joining BOTH the rooms from different hosts. At least watch your races before joining the other one.
>>3072249t. front fag
Alright anon, its that time.Post your FUARKING HEROES!!!!!!!!
>>3072253I literally posted the /ntug/ copypasta all the past times she jobbed and I do believe she won this time
So did everybody have >fun?
>>3072263No, I fucking lost fuck that shit
Perhaps I treated frontfags too harshly
>>3072254Stick it up your ass jan jan, he made one mistake but in the end no one blames him. No need to be his white knight.
>>3072265Yeppers. Holy shit i had a big laugh
>>3072261Hard to do when you're under pressure to join any room at all
>>3072227>>3072262Neigha literally everyone died. How is it a Front thing
>>3072257This is my only real issue with it at the end of the day, the supposed tie breaker could really only go one way with no Taishin in there.
you niggers were really hyping this up to be arima "kino" I'm glad I stopped playing GL
>>3072264KWAB
>>3072254>>3072261desu part of the problem is the breakneck rate these damn steaks are cookedwould it rip everyone's balls off that hard to hold one race every ten or even fifteen minutesthat way its predictable, once every quarter hour on the clock, until it finishes
>>3072261No, the problem is that we might lose someone who out of his own volition decided to be the host and now he might not do it again or worse because of this behavior
>>3072276But it was.Until xog won
>another runaway in finalsIt's not even an ace. I'm sorry Palmer I couldn't get back to back wins for you...
gib jig or jong
>>3072275it could go many ways actually
>>3072283Post jong. Shall join
>>3071468hello hello whew lad that was fun as fuck, definitely one of the best stakes we've had, and nishino's was just 2 months ago!I can safely say it lived up to the hype, with a total of 10 rooms it's up there with the longest stakes of all time, coming off an instant 2-roomer, it's a breath of fresh airquite an unfortunate winner this time around, especially after so many cool umas got a win, but such is the nature of horseracing. Congratulations to first-time double-timer and triple crowner Oguri Cap... or Taishin! at least now I can focus on my other projects instead of drawing the hog... or do something really nice for TaishinIn hindsight, it was my fault that she won, if Spe had like 5 more stamina she wouldn't have gassed out at the finish line, fucking fatty. It is what it is.>WHERE'S THE REAL 1V1 TIEBREAKER ROOM NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERI don't have neither of them built for this and that would lead to total oguri domination anyways. In all seriousness, I was hoping another winner would make it a three-way tie but palmer fucking died. The other ties were quite extreme cases if you remember, with Seiun winning minutes after Scarlet and a 30 minute room drought after, with votes and all. I should've probably slowed down the pace a bit and done the same thing, gomenas usual, any feedback, ideas and whatever else regarding this event, hosting, the art and anything else are greatly appreciatedthank you for joining, see you next time, /v/ma :]
>>3072279We'd be there all day, especially once we get even more umas
Favorite thing about Narita Taishin? For me, it's the big ears that she can use to hear me tell her how proud of her I am.
>>3072275/v/tards being contrarian fucking retards and refusing to accept that you can't do a tiebreaker without both of them
>>3072280>Waaah waah you need to behave better I'm telling mom I'm telling the jannyIf you don't realize, you hopeless autist, we are having >fun right now
>>3072249The less oppressive the meta is, the less debuffers there will be. The Murmurs were there as a direct middle finger to the Fronts and Bobo in particular, who were substantially more borderline on stamina
>>3072279There were close to 10 races, I'm not staying here for 2 hours
>>3072261I'll apologize for this. I was too hungry to get my oshi to win and behaved a bit like a neigha. I'll stick to one host from now on.
>>3072287Nigga stop being a pussy and acknowledge Oguri's win. It was your host.
>>3072289another fine addition to my collection
>>3072287It doesn't have to be you, but until someone hosts a proper tiebreak the result is void and you are a fucking cunt for saying otherwise
>>3072265no i hate longs.
>>3072289She has the best career in the game right not. It's filled with even more pathos than Haru's.
>>3072287WHERE'S THE REAL 1V1 TIEBREAKER ROOM NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
All this talk about souls when Taishin with her Encroaching Shadow is literally more meta than Xog this time
>>3072293You're not fooling anyone xognigger
>>3072287All good, i had fun.Hail the fat fuck
>Didn't notice someone had made a new thread until after I'd already dumped my wall of text venting about my post-CM depressionFuck, I can't even complain properly. It's so Dober for me
ANYWAYS ALL THE HAKURAKU LINKS >FIRST HOST, FIRST ROOM: ZENNO ROB ROYhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=lDQyHlt0ODl0jFjaGT2uqjyP>SECOND HOST FIRST ROOM: MEJIRO PALMERhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=9MrH3bMl5OyLwwq84W35o5Xw>FIRST HOST, SECOND ROOM: MEJIRO MCQUEEN (SUMMER)https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=-99brf5TzJWFxWMd7Ix-PtW6>SECOND HOST, SECOND ROOM: SILENCE SUZUKAhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=YVa8fbRiiF8m7zcdUie6RQr0>FIRST HOST, THIRD ROOM: OGURI CAP (XMAS)https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=M4rQGiN5MR89MGA9Wv7v0Okj>SECOND HOST, THIRD ROOM (I DIDN'T JOIN THIS ONE IN TIME): SUPER CREEK>FIRST HOST, FOURTH ROOM: NARITA TAISHINhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=kkvk3oxh1FihvAMmTKCWdR6Y>FIRST HOST, FIFTH ROOM (for the record the host started the race for this before the second host): NARITA TAISHINhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ZgR2DQV-kQwG9d2sYwMg04LP>SECOND HOST, FOURTH ROOM: OGURI CAP (XMAS)https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=pgMi3AFjXgS3voO8NKPbo4v6>FIRST HOST, SIXTH ROOM: OGURI CAP (XMAS)https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=0Lt_NQSc58vUv9Nadk4OSSq-
>>3072293The thing that cucked Fronts were the Runaways. All Murmur did was kill everyone except Xogs
>>3072307Ill Backread it
>>30722652nd in finals but this was my hightest wr. I am better than I was before and that's all I need.
>>3072289I want to he slapped by her ears.
I'm glad the stakes ended before I ran out of replay slots. Rooms were being posted just a little too fast to record right then and there since it was on a long track. Hosts don't need to change anything, I just wasn't planning on it going for that long.
>>3072249Just ban debuffers, delete and reopen the room until they fuck off. Or even better, ban the faggots who brought them
Seriously where did she go?Plenty of people posted their CM wins with her but she just wasnt in any of the rooms. It wasnt that she lost, she just wasnt there at all.
>>3072287Good races and fun times. Thank you for your hard work host-senpai!
>>3072263
>>3072289She's my winner
>Arima Kinen 1>ends in Civil War>Arima Kinen 2>ends in Civil WarWhat causes this
>>3072316She got hacked by Rice Shower
Can someone with Taishin or XOg please host the actual fucking tiebreak? It's not funny anymore, are you guys being for real? Then Curren didn't win and Seiun didn't win if you are going to switch the rules whenever you feel like it
>>3072265This was one of the most >fun stakes ever. I love you guys including the retarded aspies.
>>3072287I think random events like these is what makes it exciting, when rooms end too fast is boring and when 1 uma dominates is also boring, but the tiebreakers are fun at least. People will get mad but that happens even IRL too, so no matter how much preparation or experience you have, random events need to happen to keep the thing fresh and not monotonous, even if the results are not what one expected. Thanks for hosting these events and to the second host too.
>>3072309>Except xogsAnd taishins
>>3072315People will literally just join rooms to be cunts though.
>>3072321neighas acting like neighas.Oguri Cap is not and will never be my queenThe limit of her domain will be the pillar of justice
>>3072287Thank you and the other host for the stakes! It's without a doubt, ARIMA KINO
>>3072316I was spectating
>stam deboofers are there for bourbon!>when fronts commonly dodge gold stamina debuffs moreso than any runner typeWhat did anonymous from 4chan mean by this?
We're talking tiebreakers again huh?i remember
>>3072316This also happened during one of the MANT CMs, where she was a strong contender for q/v/een. You see, the Bourbon trainers all share the same internet bandwidth so it makes them slower at connecting to things online when she's a strong contender, and you can't be slow at all when joining the stakes rooms.
>>3072326The Taishin died though in both her wins though
Time is a fucking flat circle holy shit, this happened the previous arima too
>>3072254It's not about the thread or anything, it's more that my rooms are cursed when it comes to winners. Like damn, I get more kino when I join rooms compared to when I make them.
>>3072323What's done is done, anon. Those anons may not even be here anymore.
>>3072337It doesn't matter if you die if you cross first.
>>3072261Personally, I usually feel obligated to join as many of the rooms as I physically can because most of the time I'm the only one entering my umaIf I don't represent her in the stakes, who will?
Just a reminder, that if somebody throws their horse into oncoming traffic to stop the flow of the race in real life, they lose their jockey license.
>>3072287Thanks for hosting! This was an incredible steak!
>>3072315I've been saying they should be banned for a long time.They take away a spot from people that want to join with an actual Ace that can win and they fuck with the race.It's essentially griefing
>>3072319Based. She brought home Libra 1 for me but I still need to get her to sing the song. Support situation might be rough for the next longkino though since I don't have CB wit.
>>3072308Creek had that room in the bag, what happened?
I HAVE AN IDEA!!!!!What if Taishin keeps custody of /v/ma but only on the weekends
>>3072343Maybe the JRA shouldn't put major traffic intersections in the middle of their tracks.
>>3072263https://youtu.be/HUmCZvqswPE?t=678
>>3072332Based. I apologize for calling you fags as souless as oguri niggers.
>>3072348>Relegating Taishin to a cuck stepfatherCAN IT GET WORSE FOR HER
>>3072307I figured that was intentional, but just gotta learn not to take a best of one finals clusterfuck seriously. I've been one of the regular hosts for the past few CMs, and I've got like a 50% plat rate because I don't want to run debuffers even when they're meta and my favorite umas don't always mesh with the dominant styles. If you got to A finals without any real worries, you did great and you got unlucky with matchmaking or the way the race was ran. Shit happens, and it really doesn't matter as long as you have fun
>>3072316Well may be if you faggots didn't waste slots with deboofers maybe I could have joined and humiliate your sorry and pathetic arses
I DID IT, I FUCKING DID ITI AM NOW 11 CMs LOST IN A ROWTHIS TIME I LOST TO A UG CAFE WITH LONG AWHILE MINE HAD LONG S AND MORE SPEEDI DID IT MY LOSING STREAK IS AMAZINGI AM OFFICIALLY THE UNLUCKIEST NIGGER IN /V/MA
>>3072343Yeah that's because it can and will result in the actual deaths of the jockey and the horse. Our fun anime girl game doesn't have actual risks like that so we can run suicide oongie bowling ball NN checks with no risk.
Next time for sure Finebros.
>>3072357Train speed bobobot
>>3072345>>3072315Debuffs are part of the game, and are in pretty much every single CM matchYou can dislike them but banning them is just denying what's in the game
>>3072323is this fine >>3072214, i only have CM17 OGuri, CM16 Oguri, CM14 Taishin
>>3072347Late murmur proc so everyone heavily died but it didn't cost much distance, hence Sweepy dying only 20m from the goal line
Are we entering the Ghibellines vs Guelphs era of /v/ma? Is this Xoggy vs Taishin thing going to stick?
>>3072316frontchads have dignity unlike oguriniggers
Im not gonna lie, im having a good fucking time right now
>>3072358Did you bring debuffers? If no it's unirocally your fault you lost.
>>3072370Same. This shit was peak
>>3072371I did
>>3072360You're throwing a bowling ball that can never win directly into the race for the explicit purpose of fucking with the outcome and taking up a spot from somebody with an actual ace that actually does want to winfuck youplease die
>>3072347Runaways lasted too long after spurt started and caused creek to not hit victory cheer or angling soon enough
>posted it again award
Xoggy-Mane or Taishin-Born?
>>3072370Same. I literally cannot be angry at all because my oshi won the CM
You guys are alright.Don't go to the capital tomorrow
>>3072374Well fuck... Sorry for your loss bro.
>>3072364The point is to bring your ace and have them winYou only get one slot so a debuffer is the equivalent of ddosing the lobby with zero personal gainNatie niggers should get thrown out of their club and be banned for life btw
>>3072358Seriously I fucking doubt anyone is this unlucky, I have gotten robbed in like 7 finals now, how is this possible? I am genuinely an statistical anomaly
>>3072358are you retarded?
>>3072376Enough about runaways though
>>3072361I'm never fast enough to join the rooms
>Anon builds an uma that is dangerously close to being on the stamina line>debuffer kills them>NOOOOOOO HATE BAN THEM BAN THEM...do I have to say it?
>>3072383>Best stakes ever>Worst stakes ever>Translates to a wave of terrorism sweeping /v/maBruh, is this the funniest possible outcome
>>3072387?
>>3072388A runaway would've got queen without a debuff Neicha though Or if the guy brought another recov on her
>>3072389Hope you can join Fine Motion Friday tomorrow at least.
>>3072388Palmer won tho, debuffers could never
>>3072393lol
Kill the pig. Cut her throat. Bash her in.
>>3072376>Noooooo just let me fronts always win every time!nyo..
>>3072393As the frontfags who said to simply buy midrace during the lead up to this said, press stamina :^)
>>3072395I never miss FMF
>>3072376So?
About to draw kasamatsu being firebombed
>>3072364Debuffs are part of the game because you have 2 teammates. You don't have teammates in the stakes. Bringing a debuffer is just griefing a lobby
>Sumanai.....I was so hungry.....
I'm not a Biko lustfag or anything but seeing this does have me imagining things considering I'm even taller than Bono.
>>3072267i don't think about you at all
>>3072410Feed yourself a pipebomb
>blaming your autismo on the hostssurely you can't be this much of a nigger can youif they quit half of /v/ma does so too
So I think >we are in agreementDebuffers have no place in a stakesIt's literally a waste of a slot for the sole purpose of fucking up the result. There's almost a justification for it if you have more than one horse you can bring but this is the stakes, so you can't.
Later faggots.
>>3072404too soon man...
>>3072316The real answer?They were joining with their other front runners or Palmer.I recognize most of the names and I remember which ones had Vbobo in their teams, and what other fronts they have in their teams.>OguriThe one that won with Oguri have been always the one bringing her every stakes. That guy from Oy Neigh.
Good thing I went running before finals because after getting that second place I don't want to do shit- Also I fucking hate myself for being retarded to not use debuffers for some dumb "honor" and then getting btfo by them
>>3072416>It's literally a waste of a slot for the sole purpose of fucking up the resultI agree
>>3072392Post that Mayano's stats
Lmao people are actually madAs if taishin was some kind of off-meta oshi pick Sorry your cunt with built in encroaching shadow and a gold heal isnt SOULful either
>TONIGHT ON /V/MA MUSUME
When I found out Kris S was a brick I was really scared that Teio would have to miss an Arima, but in the end I managed to find a way to made it work without having to pay for my arrogance.
Finals nights sure are amazing. Everybody gets so emotional.
>>3072425NARITA TAISHIN EXPLODES!
>>3072424Any new queen would be soulful. Except for Falco, no one wants her to be queen.
Scarlet was supposed to win but you guys aren't ready for that conversation yet clearly
>>3072424if not for you EPIC memelords an actual soulful pick would have won so shut your fucking mouth you cock loving whore.
I actually lost to a lobby where there were two SS+ and the highest level was a UG3 without counting me
>>3072425THE BOTNET GOES OFFLINE
>>3072430(you)
>>3072425AND HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN HAS AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE
>>3072425We are bombing the royal palace in a few hours
>>3072430In case you haven't noticed the result was extremely soulful.
>>3072425OGURI CAP EATS A PIG'S BRAIN
>>3072425BOURBON DOWNLOADS DOLPHIN PORN
>>3072432Seeing how these assholes don't want to do proper tiebreaks and do with the rules as they please then yeah, Daiwa won back then, the rules don't fucking matter anymore
Taishin keks having a melty this big is the funniest shit ever, not even Daiwa fags were this mad
Toreinas...the doyers...they're playing...
>>3072432Nah, Seiun's win was completely legitimate. It's not like there was some scheming on an angle that happened in the background after all.
>>3072263LITERALLY A HERO
>>3072416If you can't survive one single debuff maybe you shouldn't be queen.
>>3072446The hosts dont have either of the umas.IF YOU host the tiebreaker im sure there will be some interest
>>3072434>Runaway is a soulful pick on the Front CM
>>3072356>Shit happens, and it really doesn't matterLosing on its own is one thing, but it always feels 10 times worse when I check my club or the thread afterwards and see everyone else celebrating their wins. It feels bad knowing that so many other anons could succeed where I couldn'tI realize that having a plat at all (let alone several) probably puts me in the top 0.001% of trainers or something like that, but it's hard not to feel like a worthless shitter when it seems as though most of the people I interact with are in the top 0.0001% of trainers. Does that make any sense?
>>3072447Not even a Taishinfag, Oguri simply did not deserve to win and the tiebreak doesn't count
>>3072425THE BOARD IS FINALLY BROKEN
>>3072432The rules have always been whatever will get the result that certain people want. They're different every time.
>>3072287>first arima stakes was my favourite>second one is an absolute riot aswellarigatou host sama, and to the other host aswell. probably the best stakes we've had in a while
>>3072263Sure I'll post it again.
>>3072455Show me another one in this very thread
>>3072447Neither of them won, nobody is talking about it but Palmer beat them both.
The most unlikely victor
>XOguri wins against all odds in a front/end favored CMHow is this not soulful?
>>3072410*BURRRRRRRRP*
>>3072446>assholes
>>3072448>doyersThey're a Japanese team now
>>3072423She's not the best (SHE HAS WET CONDITIONS SO SHE HAS 1000+ power) are you seriously telling me that the piece of shit on the left deserved to win when dueling me? When I both have more speed and better late speed than her?
>>3072427I tried making mine as both late, and end, but couldn't make her work so I stayed as pace but gassed out and got 3rd instead. My Rob Roy clutched it though
>>3072466
>>3072467Xog was never disadvantaged in this CM. Nobody was saying this. EVERYONE was saying that Xog still has an advantage but everyone else also has some tools to win with.
How far does the ssr ticket from the Christmas event go?
>>3072467Fuck off faggot I'm not gonna praise the uma that has been tier 0 for like half of the game's lifespan.Accept you are a filthy pig and take the W in silence. fag.
>>3072467As I said about the guy running Xog + double dom.>so sovlless it loops back to being sovl again
>>3072263I was having way too much fun shitposting about the stakes, sorry for the delay
>>3072473hp status?
>>3072473Did you gas?
The meat festival will have to wait until next longslop
>>3072482>>3072483I don't have haku
Narita Taishin? More like Narita I'm Shit!
>>3072263I'll repost mine too
>>3072456Same, even when I'm expecting to loss and logically I know I shouldn't be mad because muh rng I feel like I'm worthless when I see everyone else posting their wins
>>3072467It was a late surger XOg too against all odds unlike Taishin with a built in Encroaching and Gold heal. You had to use Brick S to make her work and I know fully well just how suffering Brick S is.
>>3072473>are you seriously telling me that the piece of shit on the left deserved to win when dueling me?Duels are based on guts. If you are talking about an actual duel left wins.
>>3072467That would be the same as saying double debuffer comp is soulful.
>>3072486
Okay now that the outrage is quenched. That was an amazing fuckin stakes, shit was magical.
>>3072482>>3072483But no I didn't gas>>3072490I have way more speed
>>3072478It says everything before October 31st... of last year. So here are the gacha cards.Hope that guy who asked if he should MLB his Creek/Fine didn't do that yet, because there's not a whole lot of good picks. I guess it saves me one voucher I would've put towards Creek, maybe.
>>3072485it is possible that hp played a part, considering cafe herself probably succed you were there debuffers in the lobby?
>>3072489>woe is me, I had to use a stamina card with a character that requires three recoveries to function and whose unique skill gives me more energy>how will I ever survive this CM in which I have a perfect proc accel AIEEEEEEEEE
Everyone in the stakes is subjected to the same debuff so why is it a problem?
>>3072263Should've joined the stakes rooms
>>3072496I am so ready to get my 7th Fine Motion
>>3072501The problem is that there was no tiebreak
>>3072467To be fair it's the only XOg inside the room therefore I accept the win
No but seriously we wuv Taishin here. Have a good night...bitches!
>>3072499>perfect proc accel in ArimaRetard bro...
>>3072263Looking good for /v/mapyoi!
>backliner wins for the first time since Grass Wonder won Cancer>Multiple thread meltdownThis is all frontfags I just know it.
>>3072501Dumbass retards who built glass cannons get an excuse to seethe at being bad at the game
>>3072263I have five plats with one uma. I don't know what to do now.
>>3072501It's not a problem, it's funny
>>3072496>picksIsn't that a random voucher?
>>3072501The bigger problem is slapping a debuffer into the room with lightning speed eats up a slot they don't deservethe fucking rooms fill up faster than Huanglong and Qilin raids in GBF did when I playedI literally could only join the last fucking roomstupid frogposter
>>3072494Did they enter into an actual duel in the race though?
>>3072499>I have a perfect proc accel AIEEEEEEEEEIm honestly not sure if you're talking about Taishin or Xog since XOg isn't perfect proc accel
>>3072516xogger is a class of her own
>>3072516>Xognogs trying to shift the blame to fronts againPlease take your shitty fucking win in silence you fucking disgrace *spits*
>>3072501>why is half the lobby being filled with dead weight when rooms are at a premium a problem?
>>3072498Yes but I didn't gas
>>3072263:(still 3/11
>>3072523Just be faster then?
>>3072263Alright, now that its time to go back to normal.
>>3072323Sure I guess for fun or it causes more chaos I dunno. Last time I hosted was a dirt mutant room long ago. I got my Ayabe in 3/4 of the rooms this stakes, and was only able to switch to Taishin for one more. Will admit, I've thought of making a landmine stakes room in the middle of sprint stakes hosted by triple murmurs. 58631919586319195863191958631919
>>3072484next longkino, I will make you eat your veggies
>>3072516frontchad who lost my CM and didnt even join the stakesthis outcome is hilarious and I want more backliners to win even if they're Xog
>>3072499As if encroaching isn't perfect accel you fucking seething retard
>>3072509The tie breaker had two XOggers and no Taishins though
>>3072510Taishin could easily win CM21 stakes, she has so many strong accels available to her and doesn't even need to run the brick card, so she can go all out. Debuffs are worthless there too
>>3072536PSA THIS IS A FUN ROOM
>>3072517Maybe other anons who aim to win want to join the room too, natie nigger
>3200m, Long, Turf, Kyoto, Right, Firm, Spring, SunnyYou have to click stamina for CM24 whether you like it or not
>>3072525I'm talking about kris S's gold accel you fucking dipshit>>3072539die retard
>>3072542Surely she'll win next time!
>>30725302/16 = halfAMERICAN EDUCATION
>>3072532It's aite Seibro, my girl got CLANK'd too. You'll get em next time
>>3072544not my fault you didn't prepare properly for a long cm
Alright, now that we all had an umazing time.Can we agree that it was a top 5 one?
>>3072541He's baitingHence the evil rice picsStill feel free to call him a faggot
>>3072496>Functionally useless unless I hit a CreekWow so good so very thoughtful I LOVE THE HOLIDAYS
>>3072552maybe maybe
The bait will continue to be spammed as long as you keep replying.
>>3072552Noppers, I didn't even get to join this one
>>3072546And on top of encroaching being the perfect arima accel, Taishin is one of the only two umas that currently have access to it you fucking seething retard. Use your brain.
She won!>>3072550Never give up!
>>3072557What if I simply spam it and then reply to myself?
>>3072456Sure, but everyone else who lost isn't likely to post about it, though in the rotting corpse of /herse/ I think of the 5 people who actually use club chat, 4 of us said we didn't win and only one did. Maybe I just have a better perspective because through 6,000 hours of Dota 2 as a pos 5 main, I've learned how to handle the times that I did my job and still lost because of things that weren't in my control, but I don't beat myself up over losing a best one in the finals because it's an absolute clownfiesta where a single wit check can lose you the race. If your team was consistently strong in the lead up, you trained them well and lost the slot machine pull. Especially if you weren't going full meta but instead running umas you like or didn't have the trainees/cards to do the meta properly, it's a gacha PvP and it's really not that serious.I'll be back to hosting again once Sweepy's card drops and I can get at least a preliminary Digitan to see if things are working or not despite losing this CM, and I look forward to scaring the shit out of the 15 plat dudes. Hell, my random ass Blaze that I had to try and shit out last night gave at least one of them a little bit of fear and I decided against running her because I couldn't make a team comp around her to work because of fucking Cyjews dropping the banner this late. Just gotta find pleasure in the small wins and not worry about the things you can't control
>>3072552For me it's top 3 honestly, many rooms, many upsets, fun times.
>>3072542I'm gonna use the Ruby brick anyways, it's not like I have anything better to bring.
>>3072546Brick S is unironically Brick and I will forever feel bad and sympathize with everyone who used it. I tried it. I immediately gave up after 4~5 tries
>>3072551I'm talking about taking away lobby slots when we could've had more aces you waste of breath natie nigger
>>3072524Yes, but are you seriously going to tell me that that piece of shit Cafe, who would've eaten shit against literally any one of you guys suddenly beats me because suddenly 100 guts more make you beat a Long S end closer on the final straight?
>>3072566>it's not like I have anything better to bring.Curren SR speed is great because she gives "almost" guaranteed Sprint Corners, since you have a free slot just use it might as well do it.
>>3072263im just happy i didn't job another finals again, my third plat now
>>3072568I won plat with a brick S uma and debuffers
>>3072568Kris S is unironically no less of a brick than Biwa StaminaYou privileged fucking cunts with all your god damn MLB SSRs, you make me sick.Die a violent death. This game tosses me crumbs while you feast on lobster and steak.
>>3072473You lost because of power difference. I'm not getting into it. the short is that your mayano is considerably slower than his cafe. next time never get sub 1100 power
>>3072572Download Haku and run the race through it so you can see why you lost otherwise just give up seething about it. There are any number of reasons it could've happened.
>Lose again>3rd time>To inferior umasJUST
>>3072571Maybe Acefags should just learn to join quicker.
>>3072572If she got out on top in a duel it's possible that's what made her win the race. Can't know for sure unless you have Haku though.
>>3072263I won all thanks to these neighas who helped me make this horse. Thank you.>>3016358
>>3072582Just how the carrot crumbles
>>3072287>any feedbackThe only thing I think we need to change is that multiple tiebreakers not be held simultaneously. Sudden death should be one room at a time until we have a winner.
I lost again... Sprint will be my last CM, if I don't win that one I will simply quit, I cannot keep wasting hundreds of hours and obsessing into this game while it returns nothing to me. While it makes me miserable and I have to witness as others win plat after plat after plat with their oshis with similar or less effort than me
>>3072263Feels good man.Stakes was great too, sad I couldn't join. You neighers are too fast.
Teio if she was good
>>3072576I wanted to try late this CM desu but just went end closer Spe since easier to build, and consistent>>3072578>You privileged fucking cunts with all your god damn MLB SSRsNeigha I was only using Kitasan, Tachyon, and Welfare Jordan and Dia for my RNG recoveries. Brick S being a borrowed slot is a waste of borrows and runs
>>3072586Even if I job, it's good to know I possibly helped someone win. Good shit anon
>>3072548And now they have been named and shamedWhich one are you?
>Mayano>Goldship>Grass>Maru (summer)>Taiki>Creek>Taiki (double crown)>Seiun (disputed with Daiwa Scarlet)>Curren (disputed with Smart Falcon)>Suzuka>Maru (summer) (double crown)>Xoguri>Xoguri (double crown)>Vbourbon>Kitasan>Ardan>Rickey>Nishino Flower>Bourbon (valentines/base) (double crown)>Xoguri (triple crown) (disputed with Narita Taishin)honestly this is insane
>>3072583How could an Acefag join when she's not even in the game yet?
>>3072588That's what happened but no Taikeks entered the tiebreaker
>>3072580>considerably slower than his cafeI have more speed than him and I had less than 60 power difference, sorry not buying it>>3072581>>3072584I don't know how to download it
>>3072596Undisputed methinks
>>3072593>I was only using kitasan, tachyon, and welfare jordanFucking explode you ungrateful piece of shit.
>>3072599Don't. Iirc it needs you to install hachimi.
>>3072586You had to overcome more than I did, I got a mickey mouse room and you beat UF3, honestly impressive.
PaceGODS ww@?
>everyone joined before I could get my Taishin inyeah ok then
>>3072537Nah, I'd win
>>3072591YABELORD
>>3072599https://github.com/ayaliz/horseACT#installation
>>3072599>sorry not buying itthen you're retarded and dont understand the game enough to win. enjoy your 12th loss
>>3072596Narita Taishin won this one, there was no tie break so since she reached it the first she won.
>>3072595I was working and didn't join. Maybe you should realize people other than your boogeyman can disagree with you.
>>3072605Ask again in like 2 dayssprintslop = pacegourmet
>>3072596>Suzuka>Maru (summer) (double crown)>Vbourbon>Kitasan>Rickey>Bourbon (valentines/base) (double crown)>This is fine and "SOUL" btw
>>3072596Should Oguri be officially retired after a triple crown? She's won it all.
>>3072601Neigha just how bad is your deck if you don't even have MLB Kita, and TachyonAM I ACTUALLY REPLYING TO BAIT THIS WHOLE TIME?????????
>lose to taishin with double murmurYou know what. I glad taishin lost the steaks. Those nigger are just as soulless as xogger. At least xogger gets the job done.
I tried really hardI got strong umasI faced another strong torena with a similar winrateAnd I lostIt stings so muchHe was playing metaslop but I don't blame the player but the gameI really wanted to win with my girls:(
We agreed it's first past the post several times now, stop fucking changing the rules every time
>>3072616Crabs are on a whole other level of jobbers and seethers. Surprising, huh?
>>3072610>enjoy your 12th lossI will I know I will never win again
>>3072617This is literally the last CM Taishin has a chance of doing good. She's a brick now so calm yourself, maybe you should have clicked stamina training.
>>3072566Sweepy Wit is OYL for Ends and not a brick
Sorry I just can't enjoy seeing you all happy after winning, it's genuinely making me feel awful
>>3072611the two races were technically run concurrently, i joined to spectate them both but the Taishin one was run first but honestly, next time, please don't have concurrent rooms
>>3072590Cheer up anon, there's plenty of jobbers like you and me.
>>3072616I HAVE YOU RUN THREE FUCKING SRS EVERY GOD DAMN CM YOU CUNTI HAD TO PAY $80 TO FINISH MY KITASAN SPARK WITH CASHI DIDN'T GET A SINGLE FUCKING TACHYON IN TWO SPARKS
>>3072599>I have more speed than him and I had less than 60 power differenceThe power difference is not that important compared to skill activations and duels. A 0.2 accel alone is more effective than 60 power.
>>3072601Not him but nigga what
>>3072617This blush really is too fucking cute
>>3072611This is exactly what Daiwa and Falco fans said when they lost as well, but nobody acknowledges them as q/v/eens.
>>3072489Paces were pretty bad in general for this track but I like building them, haven't seen any paces with My true strength throught the 80 races so maybe people just don't do research
>>3072627>please don't have concurrent roomsThe rest were staggered, right? Why did the last two fuck it up? It's all a conspiracy.
First one to win it, wins itSimple as, this is a racing game after all
>>3072618It'll be alright
>>3072629NTA but Jesus man, im sorry. Take a moment to breath
>>3072634At least they had a tiebreak, these retards are straight up refusing to make one
I hope my purposefully bad advice made someone lose
>>3072582I've lost to worse versions of my umas because they failed a witcheck. It is what it is
got matched into 2 more bourbons, machan had no chance :(
>>3072634falco even won a real and proper tiebreaker btw
>>3072605waiting for the next mediumkino
>>3072642It's over man.
>>3072629
>>3072609Yeah I am too retarded to install this, I guess I did deserve to lose for being a fucking idiot
Could Natie's PR ever recover?
>>3072642Bruh there is one up there.
>"Leave hog to me"
>winners of front war didn't even have groundworkis TTL > GW + early lead?
>>3072629Bro I literally rolled 600 times for Kitasan, 300 on the first Kita banner, and 300 on the last rerun>TachyonI rolled 550 times during her banner, and I'm not here complaining about it
>>3072642There's one up right now that at the very least is for a fun shit post and there are five whole people in here.
>>3072629Sheesh, man what are you working with? Not that anon but I can try to help you. Ignore the neighas who will try to clown on u
>>3072626You can do like Argentina and turn your back to the winner to spite them.But it would be classless. Take that anger and frustration and turn it into something productive, Go for a walk, do some burpees, masturbate to your umas, eat something nice for a change, draw something, idk, just get it out of your system. Everyone that plays anything competitive feels the same at one point. No one can win it all. Be glad that you are alive and that you feel the intensity and the thrill of competition, instead of a stale, sterile life.
>>3072651Not a fucking chance.
>>307265431s of pace up > 26s of pace up
I know who rigged the stakesWho made the thread angryWho decided your fate in the finalsMe of courseYou're not mad, are you? Now go draw
>>3072648It's only over because you faggots want it to be, she won before Oguri and there was no tiebreak because she wasn't allowed to participate, the result is void>>3072652No Taishin = No tiebreak
>>3072635Sub 40% activation rate because of fronts and runaways is why
>>3072638>It's all a conspiracy.Took you this long to realize what der/v/ is all about?
>>3072582>3rd timeyou can't even comprehend my amount of suffering
>>3072661oh no, these were both from the same team, i finished 6th, since i got no accel so the 4 ends caught up
>>3072629NTA but, Serious question, just how much did you snack for uma banners. I snack and spark umas but I managed to MLB both of them just fine.
>>3072666Der/v/? No it's Oy Neigh
>>3072662people already made the best OC we're gonna be getting >>3072207well, maybe we'll get better OC. Maybe a higher definition shot of Xog in the guillotine.
>>3072654Kinda, then during GM we have TTL + gold GW + PP/DD into Top RunnerFun times for frontbros ahead
>>3072643I hope you drop dead!
>Adding peanut butter to pastaWhat the FUCK is wrong with her
>>3072658If I knew this game was going to make me feel like this I would've never installed it. I am a crab or whatever but I genuinely hate seeing people win after I lose
>>3072643you're unironically the reason I stopped asking the thread for help on shit
>>3072674if i have a time machine, imma time travel and tell myself not to skip unity cup, not having bourbon wit has been a disaster
>>3072563>If your team was consistently strong in the lead up, you trained them well and lost the slot machine pull.I wouldn't call a ~57% winrate "consistently strong". CM winrate is easily one of the biggest things that makes me feel like a shitter; I always see plenty of anons posting crazy 80+% winrates (or, even worse, acting as if a 70~80% is an unthinkably bad performance) meanwhile I'm lucky if I ever end a CM above 60% winrateI can't remember the last time I won a test room, either. Even when I think I have a crazy highroll uma on my hands and couldn't possibly make anything better, it never seems to be enough to actually compete with other anons. No matter what I try or how hard I try, it never feels like I can even begin to close the gap, either in CM results or in my ability to build umasAnyways, that's probably more than enough complaining out of me. Hopefully sprintCASINO can cheer me up a bit since I've historically done a little better in short distances than long ones
The problem: too few rooms mean only a few trainers can join and can lead to boring 2 race resultsThe solution: run offset concurrent rooms.>The same people just join the extra rooms because they're just faster>Also creates a delay issue where host 1 can start a new room before host 2 finishes and posts the results, creating a xog triple crownImpressive, we've made it worse.
>>3072680/vg/ was the worst mistake on this site
>>3072635My Teio got one, but she unfortunately gassed out. My Rob Roy failed her event so I couldn't give it to her. But yeppers, My True Strength is strong.
>>3072682Simply roll for fronts with TTL into their kit
>>3072643like what
>>3072263Any other Ichibanbros?
Why is haku so hard to install? This shit requires a PhD
>>3072536While I wait guess I'll tell how my CM went. Maintained of 65% Wr white was my 2nd highest WR since last CM was over 70%. Lost finals, and checked the run it back feature of Hakuraku to see this time I win 70% of the time in that room. At least last CM I lost to a Doto, losing to Goldshi feels worse, ah well. Already got Ms. Victoria with Taishin and Ayabe so 2nd places don't really sting that much now. Only have to get it with ZRR having not pulled any pace/late specific cards. Still probably going to run Throne this CM as well, the only thing making these GL runs bearable. This CMhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=c5Ex-DWE7wUinmzbsGm61WXALast Cmhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=OzaIcbQsCciUeklZf4lz7BWi
>>3072672Anon, who do you think runs the stakes?
>>3072662>What if Lee Harvey Oswald was actually a hero and set up in a conspiracy?This series fucking sucks.
>>3072665Yeah but you need to gamble to win, I managed to get nimble nav to even more extra accel vs fronts
>>3072692>copy paste literally 1 file>hard?
>>3072691Much like Inari One it's kind of insane how much hotter I find Daiwa without the twintails.
>>3072680Please ignore rice niggers. Most of us want to help people like (You). Please ask questions
>>3072685It kinda sucks since I'm not good and was getting better with actual help from you guys. Literally had a good ace bricked after someone gave bad advice on purpose for skills. Never trusting the thread again.
>>3072697The hachimi then
>>3072692blame hachimi for making their plugin framework require manually writing stuff into config jsons to configure
>>3072692Are you retarded?
>>3072691I wish but my bobo was stronger
>>3072263Here you go stitch dude.
>>3072701>someone gave bad advice on purpose for skillswhat happened?
>>3072702But hachimi is one single exe, what problem are you having?
>>3072609I'm not installing this shit LMAO, nice fucking try though, you almost got me
>>3072701That makes me incredibly sad, im sorry that happened. I truly from the bottom of my heart hate niggers that do that. Please give us one more shot, I want to help people like you
>>3072263Don't miss me >>3072319
>>3072358I'm assuming that Cafe had more accel therefore sped up faster than you and late race velocity skills. If you dueled with her, your stamina will get depleted even more.
Witgod gave some pretty terrible advice for CM20, like why so much stamina and 2 gold recoveries?
>>3072713>>3072705
>>3072696Sure, but there was almost no paces in general because they were super fucked, so pretty much anyone running one was doing so because they were ignorant of how the game works, no offense to a couple of oshi gamers here like the Doto and Biwa
>>3072718He will always assume double debuffers, and his advices have always been about surviving the tracks.
>>3072701Holy shit dude I am so sorry, we were never like this, we want to help everyone. It's the fault of /uma/niggers every time, their thread is garbage and everyone there is a fucking nigger
>>3072425Conan, Furuhata, Columbo. Who is McQueen supposed to be?
>decide to check my average chances to flub finalsWell now I just feel like a villain. Seriously how did I even luck into this room?
>>3072713if you're just shitposting then i won't help
>>3072718I had a gold, a double circle track green, and over 1000 stamina and I still got gassed out at least three times.
>>3072263here >>3072466
They really do spend 24 hours just to find a match where you would lose...
>>3072140frontbrokenbros, our propaganda..
>>3072726>Flagged as malware>shitposting????Are you being for real?
>>3072727Rushed most likely
>>3072682Bourbon wit is dead because of NuBobo Wit, you wouldn't use her then anyway man.
>>3072737even then I still had over 1200 wit so ???
>>3072736>2/70Have you ever heard of falseflags?
>>3072701Please give it another go anon. That shit does not happen often...
>>3072724picrel
>>3072723This. Everything is their fault. My toast was burned this morning, and I just know /uma/ was behind it.
>>3072742don't reply to him, he just seethes about hachimi/haku in almost every thread.
>>3072701Damn dude, what did they make you take?>>3072740You get rushed with restraint even, I failed a groundwork witcheck with 1k+ wit on a final
>>3072718Witgod plays to not lose instead of to win on long CMs, probably because in JP everyone sucked, had much worse decks, umas, and parents, and so if you finished the race, you had a good chance of winning unlike how global is strong enough that you need to balance on the edge, hence why debuffers are so strong.
>>3072713It's better not to use it if you didn't know that Hachimi can potentially ban your account if Cygames ever decided to do something about 3rd party tools.
Machan bros or any other fronter with no power growth how the fuck are you hitting 1300? I can't get more than 11 and I'm capping speed out right after senior summer
>>3072739yea, but i would've won more CMs in MANT/Grand Live, all my medium/long losses were to losing frontwar
>>3072748What???? No? I just never installed it because I didn't think I'd need it
>>3072727Pretty sure you need 2 golds to survive double murmur + 4 white debuffs, that's 10% of hp drain
>>3072752Brother they haven't even done anything about overtly obvious botters.
>>3072747You are joking but nobody from /v/ma would willingly give wrong information on purpose to brick someone, that's exclusively an /uma/ thing 100% because you are all horrible people that would rather fuck with someone instead of helping them
>>3072761I'm not letting you into my house.
>>3072263Backreading the thread, im shocked did no one win with the supreme commander? I'll post mine then
>Accidentally transferred my half assed Kingu parent to get my Bambo to A endFUCK WHY DIDN'T I MARK IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Did anyone manage to win with palma?
>>3072763Well, all I'm saying is don't risk it if you don't need it in the first place. I've been playing vanilla since launch.
>>3072725Idle curiosity, what was your lobby divisor number? Pic rel was mine, and we had an 80% Front team that was a 70% favorite, a 65% End team with myself that was the 25% underdog, and then a poor 50% End team that was like a 5% chance or something silly.
>>3072768I blame /uma/ for this
>>3072713>>3072726>>3072742>Duude just download this .exe from 4chan that has been flagged as malware and execute it>Duuude it will be fine trust me lol
>/uma/ and /vg/ get mentioned ONCE>shitposting instantly pivots to defending them>no one talking about Taishin being the legitimate winner anymoreI'M NOOOOOOOOOOOOOTICINNNNNNNNGGGGGG
>>3072754Skip speed songs, buy power songs, and just accept you're going to waste some speed.t. training Nishino who has 15/15
>>3072775Are you the Luddite that can't figure how to activate windows in 2026 too?
Consider
>>3072775>github is 4chanNahone
>>3072779It's not even worth responding to a disingenuous nigger who can't recognize a 2/70 is quite clearly a false flag.
>>3072765I bet /uma/ also prevented our regulars from correcting the bad advice. It's the only explanation!
>>3072778I do, 1100 is the best I get even with early power songs. I've taken to using power Bourbon over a third speed and it's not helping much.
>>3072779What? Dude just download this legit .exe lol, trust me, just run it locally. Forget that thing about common sense on the Internet
>>3072701I feel like it wasn't on purpose if nobody corrected him
>>3072781How can this uma be so fucking sexy
>>3072771I think someone did? I can't be certain
>>3072773Not an especially high one. Apparently I was at 72% win rate, the second highest guy had a 69.3%. Last guy was at 38.7% so I guess he just got lucky to even reach A finals. His King Halo looked okay, but Creek was at 1.7% and Mambo at 6.7%.
>>3072784You're looking for the phrase false positive, not false flag
>>3072768I mark fucking everything useful after I deleted a UF Falco for the dirt medium
>>3072752>>3072742Is it safe or not? I just want to know why that Cafe beat me, can it be uninstalled after that?
>>3072793What do these numbers mean anyway. I got 13.5 k
how come everyone else's bottom number in their tally is larger than mine. I've never seen it hit 2k in a CM
>>3072797It should be safe since it's used by probably half or more than half the thread. Personally, I won't use it since I don't need it
>>3072797>Is it safeYes>can it be uninstalled after that?Yes
>>3072785>we have to be on the lookout for every /uma/nigger trying to gaslight
>>3072774How did you know
>zoomer sees a .exe file for the first time in his life and thinks it's like one of those creepypastas
I got a Cheer Kingu with Restraint sparks, 2* sprint, and enough end closer sparks (4*) to mutate most backliners if anyone wants it. Just don't ask about the blue sparks.7604416489972* stam 5* wit if anyone cares.
>>3072787Nigga it's fucking GitHub you can look at the fucking code.
This is the first time I've won more than two times in a row. Nevermind anything I said about Grand Live, I love this scenario
>>3072805You don't even need to be on the lookout. You'll notice a bad advice from afar if it's on purpose.
>>3072807I mean people literally said the same thing about anon's personal race simulator
I FINALLY GOT SEIUN INTO MS. VICTORIA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOI can now quit Umamusume, my mission is fulfilled.
I posted it last thread but I had a "win so hard you lose" moment with Inari One in my finals. >lobby is 1 front 1 pace 5 late (including my debuffers [I know]) 2 end>Inari settles in 6th, with both debuffers and some NY Opera behind her>passed both spechuds and enters the final corner in 3rd>misses her ult because of this>the lates with apparently ZERO midrace get none of their late race gambling skills off and just kinda flounder back>pace summer Mcqueen winsI didn't and won't check the winrate of those teams but mine was 65%.
>>3072809How does malware look like on code?
>>3072813Can I have your leftover carrots and statues before you uninstall?
>>3072810I've won every CM so and yet have posted multiple rants about this dogshit scenario. Fuck GL
>>3072799It's how hard your final is. Usually there's one or two high WR uma the higher your number is. 13.5k is quite hard, imo. I have 76% wr and got 14k final for reference.
>>3072799No one knows, and don't believe anyone who says they do.
>>3072793Yea, that probably explains it with the last guy just getting lucky to make it finals at all. I wonder if the strength of the frontfag comps meant there was less weak people getting into the finals because fronts are just inherently more consistent since they don't have to deal with getting brocked, hence having an 5 digit lobby with a shitter while normally a 5 digit lobby is pretty strong.>>3072799It's somehow related to all the people the people in the lobby beat and the people those people beat or something, but no real answer beyond the belief that a high number means a tougher lobby.
>>3072813I can't believe the seiunlets are graduating... and therefore leaving Seiun up for the taking to get bukkaked by every anon ITT!
>>3072810I won twice in a row too
>edged rob roy with 2nd on group A>rob roy fumbled the stakes after winning the first room>can kill her on the spot next sprintcasino when she doesn't get inspirationI WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
>>3072824I fucked up my image
>>3072811>You'll notice a bad advice from afar if it's on purpose.You do but aspiring first rates who don't have encyclopedic knowledge of the game can't tell.
I lost some of the easiest finals ever all in a row I want to die I hate this rng piece of shit
how does this ornaments thing workdo you need to do non-clanked runs or something?
>>3072810Same I won Libra and this CM. Despite everything GL is a scenario where I can easily workaround.
>>3072833Nah I've already got like 30 from auto careers
>>3072833It's winning points collectively like the Smart Falcon event
>>3072818Nyo
>>3072833Just spend your TP and TT runs
>>3072831Usually someone will call out their bullshit.
>>3072812I'm curious to know if Moirai triggers any malware detectors. If so, it's Unity's fault. (Not Riko. Wuv 'er.)
>>3072833You need to set up auto run and contribute to do it. That takes like 30 seconds, and according to our clubs, that's a long wasted time already.
>>3072140>Wake up>SHE WONI cannot fucking believe it, I need to backread ASAP
>>3072841Sometimes people don't see it, maybe the person tricked already selected the skills since they were asking on the final buyout scene. It's not 100% fool proof to stop and you know it.
>>3072810>1 win URA>1 win Unity>2 win MANT>somehow got a triple crown in GLAm I getting better? Is this what it feels like to be strong? Is the opposition getting weaker? Am I only getting luckier? Or does Light Hello just really want to bang? I'm gonna celebrate anyways but I can't tell.
>>3072848Anon I...
Anyone who still has less than 5 plats should just quit, go spend your time elsewhere, you will all be happier
>>3072848
>>3072848I don't have a bwoguri right now but
>>3072848She won but because there was no tiebreak, some cheating bastards will try to tell you Oguri won
>>3072846Keep seething about other people taking it easy, tranny. I'm sure they will change their opinion after seething for the 90th time in the threads about it.
>>3072852it's ten now
>>3072848She did winthe front row seats to the new """queen's""" execution
>>30728526 Platbwo...
>>3072852What if I started 4 CMs ago, should I still quit?
DODGERS ARE SO BACK
>>3072265It's group B as always but I like seeing opponents with X uma biggest fan titles actually using that uma in the final as their ace
>>3072813>I get to FUCK this anons seiunYUUUUUUUUP
>>3072851>>3072853>>3072854>>3072855>>3072857>>3072862>>3072864You seriously gotta fuck off, until that tiebreak happens she won by getting to 2 wins the first. Just fucking stop gaslighting
>>3072862I can't believe we're witnessing the French Revolution all over again.
>>3072849>see /uma/ in every shadow in the corners of my eyes>still miss when they blatantly gaslightHow do they keep getting away with it!?
>>3072869>>3072851
>>3072866when did they leave
>>3072848Oh my fucking God
>>3072869>pacebroken
>>3072859I'm not seething though? I'm only repeating words that came out of their mouth. You do not need to contribute to this event, and is the same as clubs.
>>3072861Yeah that works too, I'm just trying to cull the perpetual losers who are stuck at <5>>3072865No, I'm talking about the people playing basically since launch who are all massive losers
>>3072265Some UGx Rice Shower won instead of one of the two bourbons in my B finals so yeah
>>3072852Don't listen to him, this is a hidden crab.
>>3072868>>3072823You do NOT get to fuck my wife, she is coming with me.
>>3072872disingenuous faggot, last you from me. save it for a rainy day
>>3072819Same. This scenario fucking sucks it just clearly sucks for everyone and so I have come out on top.
>>3072869Says who? She won fair and square. Blame the Taishins who couldn't get in the room on time. She's disqualified in terms of actual competition.
>>3072263Fuck it, I'll post her again
>>3072289I liked the short basketball player subplot, But I see no art of it so far
>>3072883The moment you leave is the moment I start fuckin her
Reminder
>>3072888She doesn't even have a model, just a light description so someone would basically have to design her themselves.
>>3072886>Says who?Your retarded fucking rules that you change every time>Blame the Taishins who couldn't get in the room on timeok so we don't do actual tiebreaks anymore, then Falcon and Daiwa won theirs respectively. Your words not mine, or are you a goalpost-moving hypocrite?
Odd how no one mentioned the thread speed record was broken.
i love it when everyone's being retarded, i feel smart
>>3072852I only won cm 1, 14, 16...
I get being Xogbroken if she's THE metapick, but being this Xogbroken when she isn't even the highlight of the sloptubers is unironically just pure obsession.
>>3072899If you're so smart why don't you love Biwa?
Im ngl. Ive been having so much fun i still haven't seen my finals
>>3072895Their names are Smart and Scarlet
>>3072890The worst part of being a Seiunchad is having to wait 5 years for the sex update
When is the next Arima Kinen CM? Need to keep this win streak going
>>3072896I thought the Maruzensky stakes that sparked the great banishment hit like 11ppm
>>3072896Neat. Not too surprising with how long the stakes were and with how it finished.
Do I need Groundwork on paces for the sprint?If so then fuck it. I'm not looping for greens I'll just run triple lates or debuffers.
>>3072904i only love retards because i need to feel smart
>>3072895>YouI'm not the host thoughand the stakes have one rule, one uma per anon
>>3072536I can't wait for 1 Oguri to beat 15 Taishins
>>3072901Honestly only Taurus 1 really matters. So many people missed out on any titles because they didn't get first.
What are people who lose a CM supposed to do after that? The thread is genuinely not fun, you just think about what went wrong and can't even focus on funposting
>>3072914You can try coping with shrewd step
>>3072911CM28, that's sometime in March next year.
>>3072909Couldn't be me
>>3072896Incredible
>>3072914It's nice to have but probably not essential if you get Stan/Shrewd. Lates are probably 2nd worst after Fronts, you'd want to run Ends
>>3072927>you'd want to run EndsNo I don't.
>>3072912No the record was Cancer 1 that hit 11PPM, then after that was arima 1 who hit 10 PPM
>>3072920Play some other game, read a book, do anything else but read the thread. Like unironically go relax and do something you enjoy instead of making yourself miserable.
>>3072889Fine... I guess I'm downloading Uma for life.
I don't get it, so is Taishin our qveen or is it Xoguri?
>>3072920Im shitposting about Taishin right now fellow Jobber
I only enter my oshi in /v/ma stakesmy oshi, Nice Nature! Specifically, Nice Nature with lots of debuff skills but winning is too hard so I don't take any skills that might help me win!I get that you wanted to enter your oshi that you wanted to win, but have you ever considered being a little, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm faster?
>>3072932Taishin
Late to the party, but I'm so proud of her bros. She beat a 5 front lobby with a runaway.
>>3072932I don't know, either way it's bad PR for the frontbroken..
>>3072932Taishin won by being the first to 2 wins, they didn't do a proper tiebreak so the previous result stands
>>3072932We're having a revolution. No more queens. A world by trainers, for trainers. No longer will we be shackled by the monarchy.
>>3072932Mejiro Palmer is our queen, actually.Narita Taishin is our princess, and Xoguri is our dinner.
>>3072841A noob doesn't have the tools to tell apart who is the troll and who is actually helping out. Like when people were arguing about the speed bonus from stam/guts on the track.
>>3072932In reality, Oguri won fair and square.There will always be a Taishin loyalist faction, expect them to unleash terror attacks and deny her sovereignty.
>>3072934>gaogaogao is the currenfagat least we know for certain now, if the danchou doesn't kick and blacklist this guy he'll just keep ruining the fun for everyone
>>3072903It gets funnier the more you read posts in the threads. Seething about Oguri and making up narratives about Taishin when Taishin was the meta end closer along with Inari and Spe. Built in Perfect gold acceleration and gold heal.I'm just coping he's doing it to damage Taishin's reputation/PR.
>>3072896Im not gonna lie I was too focused on the actual event.
>>3072942CAN YOU HEAR THE TRAINERS SINGSINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN
>>3072928Sorry, I phrased that as a choice. You run Paces or Ends, or you lose similar to how you ran Fronts or Ends this CM or you lost.
>>3072932Oguri won fair and square, and also from the last official room. That final room don't magically disappear just because some people hate the idea of Oguri winning once again.
>>3072920Shitpost? I am honestly having fun even though I am still a bit sad and seething. I know it's a slot machine game but it still stings. I usually don't try hard but I tryharded this time and lost. Go for a walk, eat something, get off the PC. Tomorrow you'll feel better. Or go insult some xognogs here. I did that and felt better too.
>>3072758Maybe it's time you installed it so you can win for once
>>3072948Not him, but you're a faggot.
>>3072952I don't care. I'm not running ends. I hate ends.
>>3072896>ppm this>thread speed that/vt/ behavior
>>3072949Actually, her gold heal is easily countered by Haru Urara!
>>3072953>won fair and squareNope, no tiebreak
>NOO I CAN'T WIN PLATI told you retards to bring double debuffer for an easy plat
>>3072958Get to grinding GW on your pace parents then, though honestly it's not too bad since you get Pace Savvy from LH and can take Focus as a third proc if you need
>>3072961She won. You niggas are genuinely what makes these fun stakes so bad.They were both given the opportunity in the last room. Xog was able to get in, meanwhile the other couldn't, and the host ended it there. Therefore, she won.
>>3072962>debuffersI'm not homosexual, sorry. Enjoy your plat.jpg, soulless slob. I have more respect for Fronts than you.
Coincidentally while doing a Taishin run on JP I got an onsen ticket and I don't think I'll ever get tired of her big ears and eyes (very cute)
>>3072965So its all oy neigh's fault?
>>3072820>It's how hard your final is>pic relatedoh shit
>>3072930>>3072954I think I need to go to a psychiatrist or something instead, any time I lose a CM regardless of how many I win my heart sinks and I start crying and wanting to harm myself. I wish I was joking
>>3072962More than anything else the double debuffer meta makes GL complete fucking slop
My cringe ass Keen Eye Suzu rabbit actually helped me win
>>3072972Too big
>>3072972The ones at fault have already been named and shamed >>3071861
JPbros I've been thinking about this for a while and after today's stakes I feel like it's more important than ever to bring it upWhen they banned debuffs, did they put an option to ban them in private rooms too, or was it just for the CM?
>>3072976The crab council will have your head for correctly building your team
>>3072978>Makes the most fun stakes in the entirety of GLThey are our FUARKING HEROES!
>>3072965Some people always take it too seriously but you should genuinely ignore them. I seethed a bit here, insulted some people there, too, but it's over. She won, we'll wake up tomorrow and it will be another xog reign, whatever. Don't stay too long discussing with the mentally ill that don't get that it's supposed to be >fun. and it's a made up achievement. People caring are what makes this fun and worth it in the first place, but don't fall into the trap of taking it TOO seriously like those guys. It's only game.Anyways posting a libidinous image before going to eat and sleep. Remember that, despite everything, it was fun.
>>3072808Thanks I might use this after being a retard >>3072768
>>3072965>They were both given the opportunity in the last room. Xog was able to get in, meanwhile the other couldn'tLol you disingenuous fucking little nigger, that's not how it works, if so then Seiun/Daiwa and Curren/Falcon are void and don't count, you can't just switch the rules however the fuck you want, either this one isn't ok or those aren't ok but I'm not going to stop bringing this shit up you lying hypocritical cuck
STRONGER THAN ANYONEMORE BELOVED THAN ANYONESAYHERNAME
>>3072988NARITA TAISHIN!!!11!
>>3072949Nigga, both her and Inari were the meta EC along with Spechud
>>3072986Neigha wtf are you talking about
>>3072988OGURI C-AAAAAAAAACK
>>3072988NICE NATURE!
>>3072978wtf I thought it was /uma/'s fault? How come they're from our clubs?
>>3072988OGURI CAPMY IDEAL IDOL
>>3072978>doxxingwhat the fuck when have we fallen this low
She did it! Add her to the collage.
Do your parents know you've been arguing about a fake anime horse girl race that doesn't matter for hours now?
>3072997is this guy ever gonna stop bringing them up to try and pull gotchas?
>>3073000Every stakes has doxxing, it's some /vg/ retard trying to cause drama
>>3073000maybe when we fell to ruining for fun ha ha tournaments
>>3073001YOUR ACCOUNT IS CONSIDERED MINE
This is /vt/'s fault
>>3072971Oh wait, not only that but it was also the FIRST one I've gotten on JP. It was nice seeing Taishin getting mad at Torena overworking themselves
>>3073002I spend way more hours drawing them getting piped I'd rather them not know about that, rather than my autistic discussions here
I for one liked the Raiden Bourbon on the banner
I hope the 4 doxxed guys don't take that personally and ignore it
>>3073001congrats
>>3072971>>3073010I love her
>>3073002Amiya!
>>3073017Redditards will redditard. Im sure those guys can understand.
>>3073002No but they probably know about my Teio figure now.
>>3073017At least one of them is confirmed to not give a fuck
You know what this thread needs to calm down? BEER!
This is /v/'s fault
>>3073029Yes, if we were still there we wouldn't have so many /uma/ subhumans stirring shit
It's time to let it out and let it go, /v/ma.
>>3073017Don't worry, when i quit the game in a year or two, at least i'll have my name in /v/ma's history as some mischievous villain or hero, depending on who you ask. Or at least until the next stakes happen and he has another melty and doxxes the next anon. Maybe it could be (you) next!
>>3072984This. I always go here for the stakes for the purpose of having fun.Taking this too seriously to the point that you'll seethe or fight everyone just because you couldn't accept the win ruins the fun not only for you, but also for everyone else in the thread that could have been happily posting or celebrating their wins, but instead someone will decide to make the discussion all about the single thing that's already been clearly decided.Don't do this. Especially after we hard a very fun stakes again.
This is /ck/'s fault
>>3073017I hope they rope
>>3073038THE DODGERS ARE FUCKING LOSING AGAIN
>>3073038I HATE FRONT NIGGERS
>>3073037Nah but we would have a subhuman spamming scat and pizza while the janny kills the thread and bans us all. It was a complete and total shithole. I only tolerated it because of (You) guys.
>>3073041>clearly decidedyeah, clearly decided that Taishin won first
>>3073038YEEPERS IS SEXIER THAN GOLD CITY
>>3073039IT COULD BE YOUIT COULD BE MEIT COULD EVEN BE....
>>3073051Based af I wuv yeppers too. I want to draw her something again soon.
>>3073051
>>3073048Yeah same.
>>3073051Someone post the Reinhardt image.
>>3073038FUCK RABBIT PLAYERS FUICK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOPU YOU WERENT EVEN TRYING TO GET HER TO WIN WHY DOES MY ACE HAVE TO DIE FOR THAT
>>3073042I used to love browsing /ck/ but like everywhere else on this site it's a shithole now. I'm convinced gookmoot has standing orders to kill the site so he stops having to pay server fees.
New phone just got here lads and I have to say as a man who just wants to put my phone in my pocket the sizes are getting a bit excessive.
this whole pointless fight about these 2 is giving me such good ideas for funny oc involving them, can't believe I'm actually going to enjoy drawing the hoghint
>>3073061Really? I made a thread there last week and everyone was fine. I agree every board on this site has taken a nosedive in quality since covid though
>>3073038This CM was shit. This scenario is shit. I'm shit and will never ever be good at the game. The stakes weren't entirely shit but the ending and all this arguing after it have been awfulI'm so fucking sick and tired of this era, and the next scenario will probably be awful too since I won't get to have a borrow slot. I wish I could just timewarp to the start of Project L'Arc or whenever the hell we're supposed to start getting scenarios that are actually fun
>>3073061my conspiracy is that this sites brings the owner a lot of misfortune, politics, war leaks, cp. etc. I can't imagine the amount of legal shit he has to go through, so I assume he just wants the site to die "naturally" so he just let's it rot to shit because he can't close it even if he wanted to.
tips to help forget the pain of losing? finally ran my oshi for CM but got third, i don't really have anyone i like that can run sprint or dirt mile so i'm just burnt out
>>3073069>since I won't get to have a borrow slotJust roll 1LB goddesses
>>3073038I genuinely feel like a failure, I don't ask for many plats but I deserved to win so many of them that it feels the game is rigged against me, my losing streak is too big
>>3073038I genuinely miss when I found these threads fun.
>>3073068Last I checked it was all fast food and ja/ck/.
>>3073059Rabbits should be illegal, they bring shame to honest oonige players.
>>3073051She let me yep inside on the first date
>>3072984Normally I'd blame /vg/ for this, but being this engaged about a supposedly fun event is very /v/. I didn't like it at first, but since it's the final results, might as well.Besides if I want Taishin to win I want it to be a clear win and none of these cope bullshit. None of what he's doing is doing anything good for Taishin at all aside from forcing her a win.
>>3073075They're still there but I guess my mind just filters them out for me. /tv/ is still fun
>>3073071do literally anything more productive with your time instead of playing a game designed to make you suffer
>>3073078Just convince her that that's what city girls do!
>>3073084that's actually what they do though
>>3073069>I wish I could just timewarp to the start of Project L'Arc or whenever the hell we're supposed to start getting scenarios that are actually funI haven’t played the next few but Mecha is actually fun and it’s gimmick gives you complete choice so if you fuck it up it is actually a skill issue unlike the nigger point shop in GL.
>best attemp was 2 wins in group A, >didn't qualify for group A finals, B finals instead>runners whiff every single skill check, uG ace loses to 2 A long SS runnerI'm actually done with this shit. See you bros, it was nice meeting you all but I lost all motivation to carry on.
>>3073080Certainly not making Oguri look any better, but anyone who cares about Oguri already doesn't care because they have no souls.If you're looking for the lynching target that probably would gaslight and misinform because they think it's fun, look no further than Oguri.
>newmas
I hope everyone had fun today, even if it's tinted with VRAAAAAAAAGE. You'll be able to look back moderately fondly on this, I think. If nothing else, you'll miss it...
I don't want to leave this place since I've never had more fun on a community before. But I genuinely don't enjoy how much this makes me suffer and waste hours of my life on pain
>>3073090No, /v/agabro, don't leave us!
>>3073074Anon, CM is a bunch of niggery. Dont let it get to ya. Come here and lick your wounds.
>>3073098>But I genuinely don't enjoy how much this makes me suffer and waste hours of my life on painThen... why not contribute in another way? You can still be a part of the community if you write fanfic or something. Don't have to do CMs to be here.
>>3073094How come Digitan isn't invited to the dirt party but Oguri and Inari are?
Look at this PURE FUCKING SEX
>>3073074The thread WAS fun until all the unprompted Oguri seething happened, made a Taishin OP completely breaking the tradition, and even continued till this thread.
>>3073038Forgive me father for I have sinned.My A finals was a scrub lobby and I gassed out the competition to win.
>>3073104I want to howa her howas
>>3073104Ik brighto is looking GOOD
>>3073104AsterGOD.
>>3073104>hair clippingyjk
>>3073076i think my room had the exact same winning margins as yours
>>3073083thing is a part of me does enjoy the game and the umas themselves
>>3073098become a stakes host then or a baker
>>3073105Don't worry, the next OP will be Oguri. It's a small hiccup. Something always happens with taishin i swear!
all seething against oguri is always justifiedthere's never a time where its out of placefrom literally day one oguri has been a privileged fucking horse in one way or another
>>3073017I couldn't give less of a shit, I'm in like most rooms so who cares anyways
>>3073098>>3073101thisI haven't cared about CM since Virgo 1 where I lost to the worst ace my eyes have ever seen, then I got fucked on literally every single banner afterwards. I almost quit the game (and would have if I didn't danchou a club) but instead pivoted to drawfagging. Never take a cygays "game" seriously
>>3073098Anon, just do group B. It is OMEGA comfy in group B
>>3073120/v/mapyoi danchou...
So, did anyone get graced by Blaze Brain in their finals? Or was it just me?
>>307312799% of them got cucked by fronts
>>3073120Thats the right approach to take. Just pick your battles, if theres a CM you wanna try hard at do it, but otherwise just chill and have fun
>>3073123the only thing more shameful than group b third place is open second or lowerand when you're restrictor plate racing, anything can happen on a sprint
plat 13 secured
>>3073127Annihilated her
>>3073123Seiun would say this but participate in Group A anyway
>>3073127She was in mine but there were also 4 fronts in that room so she didn't have a shot, still beat my backliners who didn't proc anything in the midrace though
Once again I cannot hit 1200 power 1200 witAlso I have one single turf spark that hit twice while sprint sparks everywhere else and none of them hit. I really hate this game sometimes.
>Check on my opponents umas>Feel slightly badI wonder how many trainer's dreams I've managed to crush.
>>3073127I won A finals with her, it was a 2 front lobby and no other Brians.
>>3073133I have to tryhard all CMs because I don't have enough plats, I need plats for my self-worth and motivation. I am obsessed with plats
>>3073142Nigga cTaiki has a 30% power growth, HOW?
>>3073148I don't know what the fuck do you want from me? I almost hit 1600 speed so obviously I was pressing the fucking button. Fuck yourself.
>>3073137Seiun IS a tryhard
>>3073147Next one is sprint, best chance for anyone to win a plat
>>3073132>>3073136>>3073138>>3073146Was Blaze Brian being good a gaslight?
>>3073144One of my opponents only did 13 fuckin' careers before I won.
>>3073153People had 12 hours to build one. She is strong. But it wasn't her time to shine.
>>3073152BULLSHITNext CM is SPRINTCASINO. Just look at this entire downhill
>>3073147watch hajime no ippo and ping the animation right fucking now
>>3073150Buy the power songs?
>>3073153It's just hard to build a new ace with less than a day left. Especially if you rely on borrows.
>>3073038https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opADNvgeZYYI NOTICED IN FINALSWHEN I GO AGAINST A FRONT HEAVY ROOMTHAT I ALWAYS GET STUCK IN THE BACK AND WIN BRONZEWITH ALL MY COURAGE, I TRAIN FOR THE NEXT MEETING BUT SOON GET STUCK IN THE PARENT MINESIF ONLY I HAD EVERY SINGLE MIDRACE SKILL, I COULD CATCH UP TO UG BOURBON IN LATE RACE BUTNO MATTER WHATNO MATTER WHATI CAN'T BEAT THE SUPER FRONT SQUAD ANDI JUST CAN'T CATCH UP TO THE FIFTY LENGTHS OONIGERS CREATEI BUY MIDRACE, RUN UP CLOSE AS POSSIBLE AND GET PACED DOWN AND NEVER SNIFF FIRST PLACE AGAINI TRAIN TONS OF DEBUFFER SQUADS BUT AGAINST THAT SEIUN ULT IT'S MEANINGLESSSO FOR THE SAKE OF WINNING A PLAT, NEXT TIME I'LL COPY META UMA TEAMS
>>3073159HOLD UPFujin ult gets full power from that tiny uphill?
>>3073153No, this is her weakest
>>3072624Th-that's not true is itthere's always going to be a CM with an early final straight
>>3073159that's why anyone can winyou don't need to be a better trainer, you need to be a better and luckier trainer
>>3073156It is a bit weird to release such an obvious long merchant uma at the eleventh hour of a long cm. If she and Rob Roy had swapped places, I'm sure Cygames would have made more bank from sweaty tryhards.
>>3073168Evolved skill make her worthless and they're coming soon.
>>3073159i have a problem comprehending this that i guess i didnt even know i was something to comprehend last CapricornYou can survive this track with literally 100 or even 50 stamina provided you have enough wit
>>3073170we're still at the stage of the game where cygames doesn't know what the fuck they're doing
>>3073153This CM was front heavy, she insta loses if there are 4 fronts, she needs debuffer backup
>>3073168Maybe the medium merchant one has a chance, but the original one got the absolute worst evolved skills in the entire game. Yes, worse than Xog.
>>3073173Downhill means your umas would be playing with pace down mechanics the whole section. That's why the first Capricorn was so random and people were seething left and right about pace down
>>3073166Her ult is still in the accel zone so idk if it does anything
>>3073172>>3073176>Switched in an emergency Taishin for a third ace because it didn't seem like my other aces were cutting it>Little did i know this was her last hurrah
>feeling agony?>feeling pain?>thinking of quitting?>angry at RNG?>jobbed to worse umas?>platless?>crabbing?>dooming?>anything else?Let us talk fellow /lost/bros. Let's be here for support and to lick our wounds.
>>3073153I would of lost to her if the guy using her ran a debuffer.
>>3073174I really wish Cygames had a different release schedule with global...
>>3073183What if the wound was on my penis?
>>3073188The ERP board is this way >>>/vg/
Putting all the arguing and seething and doomposting and such aside for a bit: I've been thinking of trying to host a >fun race some time in the next couple weeks, since it seems like the sprint CM is relatively easy to build for and people might actually have spare time to make other kinds of umas. Besides, it sounds to me like a lot of us could use something to take our minds off of longslop and XOguriAny suggestions, or should I just try to come up with something on my own?
>immediately triggered the bot responsefascinating
>acupuncturist on turn 3>Mood Down AwfulSorry Bakushin, maybe in another lifetime.
>>3073026Is it Alter Teio? The company always delivers quality so you would be happy waiting for 1-2 years of delay after pre-ordering it year one.
>>3073189It was a joke please don't banish me
>>3073183It's annoying to lose as third but at the same time I had 70% WR on a 16k lobby so whatever. Helps that I already have 13 plats on my hand. I'll continue getting wins as long as I continue playing.
>>3073189go back to /x/
>>3073195Sorry, bwo. You're a vee gee now.
>>3073197only if you teach me how to summen a succubus
>>3073192Why didn't you get charming?
>>3073190I think. It would be very fun if to enter the race the thread chooses which uma you run
>>3073201pull the palmer stamina card
>>3073200nyooooooooo
>>3073203Seconding, this is a good idea
>>3073193Nah it's this one by FREEing. I can't even imagine the size of the box considering it's 1/4 scale.
>>3073202always gamble on the stats, especially if the run isn't going well or its extremely early in the runonly ever don't gamble on the stats if it's a long enough distance that you'd rather want to gamble on the recoveries
>>3073201off topic but I tried the methods on there multiple times and nothing fucking happened, and things did happen when I did some of the spoopy things other threads mention like lucid dreamingsuccs are pure bullshit
>>3073190Given you just posted Tosho, what about a brat race?
>>3073203I still remember that Triple Crown race where other people chose your uma and deck and a fucking big head won with a guts/wit deck and about 800 speed.
>>3073209That is so bad, get charming and start maxing frienships to snowball earlier
>>3073211yeah good idea lets check the roster>sweep>tachyon>top gun>uhhhh brian I guess>that's it
>>3073209You are retarded. Early charming was a no brainer in the previous scenarios and now with GL being get early rainbows the scenario you ALWAYS take charming
>>3073213>>3073215just shrimply get charming from something else.Believe in the heart of the cards.
>>3073215Go back to /vg/ gaslighter
>>3073209worst post ITT
>>3073203Isn't that just the /v/manese Jokes?. . . Huh. What the fuck happened to those? We haven't had one since May. Might be time to revive it.
>>3073218He's right tho
>>3073214Fine threatens to have a melty during her training lock is that enough to count?
>>3073214I'd consider Daiwa Scarlet a brat too.More traditional brats include Tokai Teio, Narita Taishin, and Shinko Windy(eventually).
>>3073214Teio fits but I wouldn't be surprised if people said no.
The PR markets are so confused right now
>not gambling at every opportunity
Is Golshi a brat?
>>3073220Speaking of that, these were the top three for that race. Insanity.
>>3073228Well, depends. Honestly, without Narita Brian, I wouldn't have counted Daiwa Scarlet, but since we're clearly not going with the size part of the definition, I'd say Goldshi counts HARD.
>>3073226nano PR only goes up
>>3073228I don't think so but at the same time any uma that restricts training could be argued to be a brat so yes
>>3073228no she's just a troll
>>3073230Ah yes, my favourite trio of umas, BTW
>>3073226Trading remains suspended subject to the official ratification of the new government.
>start match>9 fronts>"well I'm dead">2ndsweet
>>3073183more like idk how to feel, i'm desensitized to losing but i feel emptier every time i lose
I find it hard to believe that people would hate this cute Ashen Beast. Just look at how cute she is
>there is now a neigha with 16 plats.I don't wanna be a bitch, but it's hard to not feel a bit jealous, annoyed and frustrated.
>>3073241I did not vote for her
>>3073241>total ornamentsWhat da fuq?
>>3073241I hope the tree falls on her
Our hero is racinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz5G5J2L45g
>>3073245Better get clanking
>>3073241wuv the xogi would vote for her again
>>3073242Why. He probably puts more time and effort into it than you. I could win more plats too but this game demands a lot of time and focus to play competitively, and I have other stuff to do in my life. It's about the opportunity cost. You miss out on other things when you put time and effort into this game
>>3073252Fair enough, it's just frustrating that I've lost a good 4 plats that i should've won.
>>3073250I LITERALLY don't know what the hell this ornament system is!>pursuit 2013 finally loads starts playing the moment I read the ornament list
>>3073254Nta, but Iktf. Bruh i lost 7 plats I think I should've won.
>>3073252I don't have other stuff to do in my life, but I also don't run meta strats. I just throw my favorite girls into the race because all I care about is seeing them earn glory.
>>3073260>counting potentialsDon't do that, its bad for your mental health
>did all of my dailies already>one of the ornament msisions is to run in a daily race>and a daily legend raceYou sons of a bitches.
>>3073123>Final in a match with 5 clankers>Ms.Victoria Group B Final>The prize is the equivalent of 3rd place Group A finalCan't even begin to compare myself to them since I'm here so I know how to build a proper CM uma but just never did.
Good news bros, /uma/ just lost.
>>3073249>open it just in time to see him lose to a kitasan
>>3073273That's the important part
>>3073183Most CMs, I've learned to shrug off losses by remembering there'll always be other races and losing isn't the end of the world.But for this one, it surprisingly still stung. And I think I realize now that it's not so much because she lost, but because I myself could have done better. That she didn't lose because of bad skill procs, or missed downhill wit checks, or an unfavorable room comp, but because I just didn't train her well enough.This isn't the first time, either, so I can't help but wonder if anyone ever feels this sort of regret when their CM mutation attempts fall short.
>>3073241i have no idea why this simple scene is so cute to me
>>3073249my hero lost to lucky pace chiyo
>>3073203>>3073207Right, I feel like this idea has the higher >fun potential so I'll go with it for now. I'll run >>3073211's idea some other timeWould you guys prefer just having people pick the uma, or fully retreading the /v/manese Jokes by having people pick both the uma and deck? Either way, I'll put together a proper announcement post tomorrow
>>3073279Oguri... you can't eat that tree
What the fuck man. This is crazy
>>3073280Every sloptuber lost today so far
I lost 3 plats in a row where I should have wonIt really stings. I had the better uma in all those 3 races. I came in 2 3 4 and lost to that lone uma lucking the shit out.
>>3073279It's such an Oguri thing to do. I love it. Time to listen to her song https://youtu.be/as291a-Mmto
>>3073280>by a neckOuch.
>>3073280I don't think a single sloptuber has won so far.
>>3073283A lot of umas (like belno) have some pretty insane sleeper builds
>>3073285our hero the cownig still hasn't raced yet
>>3073281/v/manese Jokes was great, im okay with a rerun. But up to you, I think since the race is a sprint, might as well let people join with whatever they like.
What the fuck is this new event? Unless more limited time rewards come in, I'm not going to be able to get more than 20 ornaments. Why is there event rewards for 100?3 dailies x 3 + 6 limited times = 15.?????
Greetings, people of /v/buyaThe " 6th Princess Dropout" starts nowthe rules are simple, bring your CM Uma for the last CM, BUT no Queen of /vm/Race track: 2500m, Nakayama, good condition, winter, Cloudy, Mood Great, 1 Uma per trainerBan List: Oguri Cap, Maruzensky, Mihono Bourbon, Mayano Top Gun, Gold Ship, Seiun Sky, Super Creek, Taiki Shuttle, Grass Wonder, Curren Chan, Silence Suzuka, Kitasan Black,Mejiro Ardan, Copano Rickey,Nishino Flower and current Queen Narita Taishin278551072785510727855107May the greatest Uma become a Princess
>>3073285>>3073290to be fair, birb is like the only non-slop umatuber
>>3073295You get shit from careers.
>>307329330 more minutes, he's one of the 2 sloptubers that are entertaining to watch
>>3073183Is it weird to feel lost after winning? Yeah, I like winning, but I'm starting to get the feeling I'm getting carried rather than just winning due to being a good trainer.
>>3073295Just clank it nonstop
>>3073296>and current Queen Narita TaishinWait a second...
>>3073296oguri is the current queen tho
>>3073241>>3073279Butt picker... Christmas is two months away
>>3073296>current Queen Narita TaishinAnon...
>>3073296bwo...
>>3073299>one of the 2 sloptuberswho's the other
>>3073285Truly the Arima Kino.
>>3073296>current Queen Narita TaishinAnon... I-I...
>>3073299I only watch him and henry since they're the only ones with half a brain
>>3073303>>3073304>>3073306>>3073308>>3073311Taishin got it first, screw oguri
>>3073296This is the FUNNIEST THREAD EVER
Taishin has committed a coup again. Seems to be her style.>>3073281Damn, fair enough. Brat race was just kind of a random tossout idea anyways. Not that I have many umas that even fit it...>>3073298 >>3073302My TP... :(
>still doing the mass reply gimmickit's over brocephaluslet it go
>>3073283Yeah it's a pretty cute outfit. Most of the casuals are great, reallyIt's a shame that Curren's personality doesn't appeal to me much since her design is fantastic
This is the SECOND time neighas have confused the winner because of Taishin OP
>>3073315
>>3073296>current queen narita taishinNO NO NO NO READ THE LAST THREAD THIS IS A HIJACKED OP NO NO NO DON'T DROP THAT NUKE ON YOURSELF NOOOO BEEEEEELKAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3073296>I'm excited to join!>Look at my team>Mihono Bourbon, Kitasan Black, Silence SuzukaSeems I like the royal family
>>3073277I hardly need to tell you this but regret is natural for failure. Just don't forget to appreciate the satisfaction of running them in the first place. All blessings upon harugods.
>>3073309Shanaha>>3073312Moomoo is filled with misinfo, I just watch him cause he's funny especially the pull videos
>>3073322Gonna be honest, I'm for calling Taishin as having won, despite the second and third Oguri races. We already had 8 races at that point. That's a fucking lot of races.
>>3073327
>>3073331I think the funniest outcome is acknowledging Taishin as the winner and just living in denial
>>3073312seriru and birb are probably the more well-informed ones of the umatuber community
>>3073330Eh his editor who actually plays the game seems to catch most of his mistakes but I agree I mostly just watch to pray on his downfall for his laziness
>>3073331If I accept that thinking, then the Mile kino would have been voided, and the other rooms would have been voided as well, so, nah. I don't want to memoryhole FUN.
>>3073335i should've screenshot the page where it showed the oguri 2 race being at like 11 hours left and the taishin one being at 0 minutes left (i was spectating for the haku)
>>3073336seriru 'use xoguri's unique on your front' mcgee
>>3073330Shanaha's from /uma/
>good friendships>no rainbows>lose all races>LH doesn't show up before first summerAaaaaaand it's a brick
>THOSE WHO SURVIVE A LONG TIME ON THE TRACK START TO THINK THEY'RE INVINCIBLE>I BET YOU DO TOO, BUDDY>CAN YOU SEE ANY QUEENS FROM HERE? WHAT HAVE QUEENS GIVEN US?>WE'RE GOING TO START OVER FROM SCRATCH
>slept through the Stakes>just finished backreadingG-Good evening, /BOO/ma...
>calls it a tiebreaker>umas with the leading score doesn't even join the tiebreaker roomDoesn't that defeat the purpose in the first place?
>>3073329>To things not looking good>not looking goodWait a minute, this comic is OC? Wtf I thought it was too good to be us.
>>3073338His editor is ok but he's not really funny. I watch Moomoo and Shanaha for entertainment and the Birb CM guides for info. Birb kinda sucks for Fronts tho but he's the best we have
>>3073319It's a good idea, but after looking at the roster there aren't a ton of umas who seem like they'd qualify right now. Might run it in early GM once we have one or two more clear 'brats' like Windy
>>3073347
>>3073355I get my info from Henry mostly, his excelsheet is pretty good for any style
>>3073345I know, I used to be in his club
>>3073354Im pretty sure it is >>3055134
>>3073345He doesn't even look at the threads any more he's just in a club from there
>>3073339If it's fun, I guess? But wasn't Mile a prolonged stalemate over ONE host instead of two disjointed hosts?Besides, the rematch never happened, which sucks. I don't think it would've worked out in Taishin's favor, but neither host had a Taishin or Oguri, so they couldn't host a rematch for us, and the Taishin trainer kind of disappeared.Ah well, another day for PROSPECT 'MA, PROSPECT 'MA, WITH HER HEART ON THE TURFgod there's no fucking way to make that fit flower man properly :(>>3073354Dude the guy who drew this also drew ZRR's cow tits for this thread. I'm positive.
>>3073364Oh shit wtf
>>3073358My daughter would do this.
>>3073364DAAAAAAAMN it looks good
What even is appealing about the sloptubers? I kind of want to be someone who streams the game, but I don't have a clue on how to be appealing. I can't even get S rank umas so I think I'm just SoL.
>>3073366I actually do have Taishin but I have no faith in my hosting luck.
>>3073329I did get to see her win by distance once. That was a real treat.
>>3073364There's something profoundly funny about "not looking good" being a /v/ma dogwhistle.
>>3073366>ZRR's cow tits for this threadMay I see it?
>>3073375>that one anon who found "not looking good" in an uma fan fiction.
>>3073376It's in the mega, find it yourself.https://mega.nz/folder/D3pCwTAD#knYaIbuudCUNYY47EecuGAAlso to the guy maintaining it: I'm still not happy. My OC may be there but I don't think of it as high quality enough! I will try to make something better as soon as I have an idea within my skill level.
>>3073375Which makes me wonder...Have any of you caught another neigha on a different board before?
>>3073372You eitherbe funnypost good infoOshifag some off meta Uma and win with her
>>3073366Well, I like both of the umas, but I'm only looking at it from a competitive standpoint. If you were given a tiebreaker or a rematch and your opponent didn't show up, then that's a win, no matter how anticlimactic it is.I just don't like the idea of denying a winner their win just because (You) don't like them.Besides, stakes is supposed to be a fun event.
>>3073381Im pretty sure this is still not complete
>>3073386Sanest /v/ma neigha
>>3073372Be hecking relatable so a bunch of people get parasocially attached to you. Respond to your bigger fans directly in chat. Basically try to act as their cool online friend. You can be cool with knowledge, skill, being funny, etc.I'll be honest whenever I see some youtuber as a background noise and they start responding to donors I cringe and tune out.
I need zephyr to lock the fuck in dude
>>3073347Don't you see, toreina? Ten million (You)s will be gained, at the cost of a mere million (You)s!You want to kill the thirty trainers in this thread to gain a potential q/v/een. How is that any different?!
>>3073382No but I met a guy here from another general. Not a friend or anything but we were both there and now here. We both recognized each other but barely acknowledged each other's existance. That general collapsed and went full schizo so I guess neither of us wanted to reminiscence too much about it.
>>3073382I've seen some reaction images here and there but that could be someone from here or /vg/ or just some random guy who saved a funny anime girl.
>>3073384>be funnyI have a very shit sense of humor.>post good info>oshifag some off meta uma and win with herBoth of these rely on me not being fucking stupid.I don't think this idea is going to work out. Oh well.Do you guys watch streamers or do you watch individual videos?>>3073386Was a tiebreaker hosted? I mean if a tiebreaker WAS hosted then sure I can accept this(and hell I'm accepting this too, even if I'm being a sore loser,) but the way the info was relayed back to the thread suggested a tiebreaker was never hosted.>>3073389Euuugh why did I have to be born a plank of wood? Life is easier for those more intelligent and charismatic than me...>>3073387Dude we'd need to host our own fucking booru if we wanted to have a complete archive, Cloverguild style.
>>3073386NTA but I wouldn't accept a Taishin this way anyway. I want a Taishin win without any of these stupid conflicts and for her to have a proper reign.I was late to the threads but I would enter a Taishin if I was little bit early.
>>3072263I WUV DOBERI WUV ASTERONE DAY ANOTHER MEJIRO WILL BE QUEEN
>>3073396It was hosted. /v/ma danchou had already assumed Taishin won, then saw Oguri win twice from another room and hosted a final room. It's safe to assume it was supposed to be a tiebreaker, since he hosted one after seeing Oguri's two wins. That's why she was crowned the winner after that final room.
>>3073400>Long FWhat the fuck man.
>>3073400>late>ever being queenLMAO
>>3073404Oguri
>>3073396>>3073401>/v/danchouMy bad, it was der/v/ danchou
>>3073404You mean Oguri Cap?
>>3073401>/v/madanchou hosted a final roomThis literally never happened and /v/ma danchou doesn't hosts shit unless it's a jiggy. The last room was the last xog win. The 2nd host forgor or something. Whatever. It is what it is.
>>3073403Long F is a baby mutation desu
>>3073404Grass Wonder?
>>3073394>some reaction images here and thereAny in particular? I've personally made a few reaction images that I occasionally see other anons post in /v/ma threads, so I'd be curious to know whether any of my images have spread elsewhere
>>3073405Well, it was 1 pace 2 late
I blame xog for all of this. Anything that goes wrong in this game, you can probably blame xog for it.And you'd probably be right, in some way or another.
>>3073409No he didn't forget. That last host was der/v/ danchou's and the official final stakes room.Please refer to these >>3072308>>3071759>IT'S A TIE! A YEAR SINCE THE LAST, CREEK AND TAISHIN HAVE TIED AND IT'S TIME FOR TIEBREAKERS! THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!!!It was a tie-breaker but the opponent didn't show up.
>>3073401I see. Well, I must've missed that. It looked like the last two races happened simultaneously when I was there at the time. ごめん、私は愚かです。
>>3073412I once saw one of the reaction images I made for >here on twitter...
>>3073418Wait, apparently it was the 2nd host's fault?
>>3073393Nice fan fiction bwo
Does el condor pasa have really shit affinity with flower? These inspirations im getting are insulting
I have no respect for Xog users. When anything goes well for them, I ignore it. When anything goes poorly for them, I mock it. I do not consider them to be human, more like an amalgamation of cancer.Turn in your trainer badge.
>>3073427Why the fuck would I lie about it. I've been on this site for a long time and I've been interested in autistic games here and there over the years. It's normal to see a repeating face if you two are in the same wavelength of autism. I don't even know if he posts here anymore. But he used to post a few months ago.
>>3072263Built her as an ace and she beat my umawife by a head...
>>3073434I'm talking about you saying /uma/ is full schizo bwo, not meeting a random from /vg/ here...
>>3073432That one girl who really hates oguri in cingrey would say something like this
>>3073437I never mentioned /uma/?? I have never even used /uma/. I mean a completely different general about another completely different game. From years ago...
>>3073441I don't even dislike Oguri, but I don't even like using her original version by association.
>>3073451Kill it with fire and magnets
>>3073447How do you even recognise a guy from a completely different general. It's easy with /uma/ and here but from a completely unrelated general?
>>3073455It's easy if you make any kind of content. Both me and him. You just recognize it even after the years pass.
We must starve Oguri Cap to death
What a way to end a stakes that started out fun, just because you fags took a potential meme and your hatred for Oguri, a strong, but totally normal uma character, too seriously, even to the point of hijacking an OP, which was considered /vg/ behavior. It's getting harder to have fun here because of you neighas, and harder to deny that we're not the anti thread. It's hard to tell who the real shitposters are at this point. Is the problem the other board, or has it been us this whole time? I doubt they'd even care about our stakes.
>>3073469Too long didn't readHappy for youOr sorry that happened
damn nigga did they have a sale at the comma store?
>>3073469Forgot to say.Goodnight. I hope when I open the thread later it wouldn't be like this anymore.
>>3073469The problem has always been backliner players
>>3073473Sorry Anon if you are serious, but it just reads like concern trolling.
>>3073469>>3073473You're taking this way out of proportion. It will be fixed next OP.
Yeah, fixed
>>3073469I hope you feel better later.
/r/ing art of Oguri Cap as Jabba the Hutt
>>3072263Good morning neighas.
>>3073487Maybe, I got some ideas for once
Okay, how do you guys maximize rank on an auto uma? I don't care about fans, I want RANK.
>>3073497The lens flare almost makes it look like her shirt is sheer
Every single sloptuber lost except some harufag.
Okay so question, for the sprint CM. Are we putting uma stan AND gw or is it redundant
>>3073505If sloptubers lose i am happy, shan't watch any
Still haven't watched my finals, too scared.
>>3073512hope you lost
>>3073512Your girls ran their hearts out for you, watch them.
Sprint rooms?
>>3072771The phantom q/v/een in the stakes was a plat winning palmer
>S+>S+>S+I gotta start finishing these Maruzen runs with a fucking rank calculator, I swear to god. It's only her who has this problem.
>>3073506The ideal ace would have both but work with what you have.
>>3073518Ye im down, host
>>3073500You gotta use the pal card and the correct SSRs along with good parents, who are u using?
>>3073505The guy on /uma/ who's been running Bono for every single CM won his A finals tooMaybe it really was the oshi CM all along
>>3073537Good for him but please keep other board shenanigans over there
>>3073540Shut up faggot shitter
>>3072263She's still my queen no matter what that fat fuck says.
>>3073544I would threaten go to shit up your board but that'd be pissing into a sea of urine huh
Windy!
>>3073517>Your girls ran their hearts out for you,NTA but that reminds me of an actual horse racing quote I stumbled across a while ago, from Northern Dancer's jockey after choking the triple crownIt tends to get stuck in my mind for a bit whenever I lose
>>3073550saying a guy won with his unlikely to win oshi is shitting up your board? Stop crying like a bitch
>>3073544You're in /v/ma not in /uma/ i don't give a shit about what goes on with your faggot tranny friends. Fuck off
>>3073558>that censorshipKEK
>>3073558keep crying and I'll join you faggy stakes with 3 umas every chance I get
is there anyone that DIDN't win?
>>3073556No anon, like I said good for him. It's just, we don't care about what goes on with our sister board. Is that too much to ask?
>>3072140>I won>Taishin finally wonToday is a good day
>>3073567>we
>>3073566Taishin
>>3073568>
>>3073567I'll talk about what I want
>>3073566i got third (6th place) in mine due to seiun getting blocked by TM opera all midrace + failing GW witchecks
>>3073563please do so i can laugh at your trash umas
>>3073568Anon-sama.....
>>3073576There's no point in engaging with someone like that, just ignore him.
>>3073568This is just the repetition of the first Taishin Bobo stakes thread all over again.
>>3073576who said I'm bringing good umas retard, I'll bring 3 Murmur debuffers.Now say sorry if you want your stakes to not be ruined :)
>>3073583Why is it always taishin man
>>3073585There's something inherently funny about taishin
>>3073584>3 murmur debuffers>in a sprintno please don't do that i'm so sorry i'll never do it again
>>3073585At this point I just think everyone wants to be free from the Xog. I'd even elect Biko and she's not even trainable in global yet.
>>3073572>>3073577>>3073583>CONGRATULATIONS NARITA TAISHIN THE NEW QUEEN What? It literally says in the OP
>>3073588Are you not hosting more stakes after the Sprint CM?I'll accept your shitty apology
>>3073590We had another insurrection. The xog loyalists won
She won the stakes is what she did. She was a brave end closing champion, and in this thread, Narita Taishin is a HERO. END OF STORY.
>>3073590We had a mini Civil war
CM19>notable Xog CM>please don't give Xog a triple crown>Vbobo gets double crown insteadCM20>front CM>please don't give Vbobo a triple crown>Xog triple crown
>>3073589I believe in the potential of MY HERO and also because it'd be really funny
>>3073595She is a fraud who got lucky because of natie niggersPalmer, now that's a proper queen right there
>>3073599I mean I'm going to run her in CMs but I more mean right now. I'd even take an uma that literally can't be trained currently over Xog.
>>3073592what's your problem with the stakes?
Can I start making my sprint aces now?
Norn Ace is the new Q/v/een!
>>3073605You should be making your dirt parents by now.
>>3073593>>3073597Can you FUCKS please stop doing this for after stakes OP
>>3072263CHIYO CHIYO CHIYO CHIYO-NO O
where rooms
>>3073604Nothing, my problem is faggots sperging out everytime /uma/ gets mentioned in passing.
>>3073614You know where that won't happen?>>>/vg/
>>3073616Enjoy your ruined stakes next CM. Hope it was worth it
>>3073614Look man, some neighas just don't wanna hear about our sister board. Thats fine, nevertheless I will agree with u that this CM was an oshi CM. I am very very happy in the diversity I saw in rooms and in the actual CM...though my finals were kinda soulless
>>3073618Really? My finals were p tight. I ran into a guy running triple late full mejiro team.
>>3073617I'll make sure to bring a gold recoveryretard
>They say she was despised by everyone that wasn't her kind>She was shunned four times before, and this is the fifth>her colors are blue and whiteWhere have I heard this one before?
>>3073620Did he win?
>>3073624Well I didn't say that
>>3073618Mentioning in passing that some guy on /uma/ won with Akebono on a Long race does not warrant a melty. Especially when you faggots were talking about sloptubers. They are not /v/ma either.If you faggots want to cry about /uma/ being an evil shithole everyday I'll act like I'm frrom an evil shithole
Waking up to a Taishin win was not what I expected but I am very happy with the outcome
I heard most of the guys in /uma/ are brown. Is that true?
>>3073620This was a coin flip if you ask me. You had the people with the generic front teams, some generic end teams with debuffers, but then you had more interesting teams around too. It felt like a case where there was a clear cut meta but it wasn't as closely followed as something like Xog mediums. It wasn't quite mile tier though.
>>3073628...
>>3073628>Waking up to a Taishin winneigha... i...
I'm going to make the same joke for the 67th time surely I will still get replies
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>3073627Alright tell ya what man. It's simply cuz i wouldn't go to your board and start talking about our guys or what happens here over there. You know what I mean? I just see it as decency. But you know what, yeah. Maybe I overreacted a bit so, my bad breh. We cool?
>>3073628ANOTHER ONE AHAHAHA
>>3073634SIX SEVEN!!!!
>>3073634joke?
>>3073634Bwo... not everyone backreads threads
>>3073634You forgot to post "not looking good"
>>3073628>post from our resident NTR enjoyer>this is how you know it's legit confusion Oh nonono
>>3073636Nope. Sorry. Too late. Next stakes you're getting triple dominatored.
>>3073636sure
I am glad I saw so many winners, I am happy and proud of you all.
For all our faults, I truly do wuv you, /v/ma.
Goddamn not even Mad Dash is enough to run away from pace chasers on Sprint
>>3073649Oh, sweetie... I don't feel the same and I'm not sending that sticker ever.
>>3073649Bunch of hot heads and retards but nevertheless, some of my favorite people ive ever posted with.
>>3073634Last time it was a joke and neighas failed to realize the joke. This time the OP is just intentionally misleading.
>>3073649Parasocial
The accel setup for End/Late for Sprint is just Cheer Halo + Nishino yeah? or was there something else better than Nishino
>>3073656Dont worry, it will be fixed in a few
Anyone baking?
>>3073660""""fixed""""
>>3073661Ye
>>3073658Nishino is a luxury accel for backliners in my opinion. You'd be better off with a nice late race velocity skill as the 2nd inherit.
It better be Taishin bake
>>3073650If only there were a way to gain... More power... *guts_twin_turbo.jpg*
>>3073664I have Nishino so I'll probably use her. The main thing being, it kinda sucks to be in 4th or higher before the late race and then you just have no accel and lose off of that. That has happened to me in sprints and miles.
>>3073666I'm honestly thinking about it, I'm just not sure if I want to spend that much effort on Sprints if I'm already throwing the CM away by playing Fronts
>>3073669>>3073669>>3073669Here you go bros, time to let taishin rest
>>3073658I'd go Halo + Pulse. You've already got Leap Forward, Spurt, and Sharp Steps + Cheer Halo, that's more then enough accel and if you get so far forward that you brick them, wasting SP on a backup accel seems bad compared to late race velocity to help you secure it when you actually do hit your win conditions
>>3073668I've tested it and you could get away with it on Machan with 2speed 2 wit LH but you'll have to pray for a highroll for the power or bring as many power sparks as possible
