>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. Registration begins October 27th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=large>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious Thread: >>3095901
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>>3097616forget the 1600 speed limit, none of my aces have even 1500 speed, even 1400 speedmy speed limits practically are still 1300
flatline status?
>he has to login every daylmao
>>3097623This is one of the reasons why GL sucks. The speed cap is so high that it restricts viable cards.
>>3097630you don't have to listen to Light Hello. You can always listen to Tazuna instead.You will not have fun, because you're playing Grand Live, but you will be a fun-haver.
JPFriends, I need GM advice. How much blues/reds do you activate on Junior year? No idea if it's my shitty SR deck and LB0 SSRs but I'm barely cracking two, maybe three. Do I always take x2 on rest/recreation?
I've done 80 rolls on the Kita banner and I have gotten:Wolf Brian x 3Regular Brian x 1 What the FUCK
>>3097623This is why I take speed sparks when I can, in the Mile CM I was averaging 1500 speed while running 2 speed cards.
>>3097640marked
>>3097628Flatliners WON
>forced an early bake by pretending to help flatliners It's just that easy!
>>3097640She's mega hot and I like her but damn girl give me some space
>>3097647it didn't even have the flatliner information though?
>>3097642That anon smells kinda weird...
>>3097624The thing with this shit is it got written by one person who genuinely thought it was good, but then it also would’ve got approved by at least one other person higher up the chain who agreed it was good. BioWare fired the fat Troon who wrote this and I don’t think he works anywhere else but the damage was well and truly done.
>>3097640Couldn’t be me! >>3096670
>>3097654Anon, Bioware hasn't made a good game in over a decade. It goes beyond just the writing. They are not the same bioware that made the games you actually enjoyed from that company. That Bioware stopped existing a long time ago.
>>3097655>52Good thing mine will be free
>>3097655It's okay. I have 30k dedicated to Hokko but she'll come home in ten so I can take Kita to spark.
>>3097657
>>3097656The lead writer of Veilguard who also wrote the Tasha tranny shit had been with BioWare since 2005, he wrote shit like Mordin in ME2. He trooned out to get given the lead for Veilguard and we saw the results.
gn bros glad we're back
>>3097657I’ll be laughing when you go 100 dry!
>>3097640Eat some vegetables to ward her off
>>3097662Is getting a promotion really that easy?
>>3097670In the Western game industry? Evidently so.
>>3097670If you're a tranny, yes
Why is Rickey's ass so fat
>>3097670Me and my coworkers have joked about wearing a dress when interviewing for Google. Seems to be industry wide, not just vidya.
I would bark for Mr. CB on command
QUARTER BRICK HALF A BRICK WHOLE BRICK AY!QUARTER POUNDER HALF A BURGER WHOLE 'ZA OKAYHUNDRED CARATS THOUSAND CARATS SERVING MILLIONS A WEEK!OG DA GURI MAKE DA CLUB AYY!https://youtu.be/CH6zpKV-uEk
>>30976764000 years of chinese martial arts, dilligently trains every dayAlso knows esoteric chinese twitter sex knowledge
Which uma would do self immolation?
>>3097689narita brian
>>3097689Umamusume A
>>3097686>Also knows esoteric chinese twitter sex knowledgeRecently my algo has stumbled on the Chinese sex section of twitter and now every 10th post on my recommended feed is some homemade porn made by random Chinese people. It's kinda wild how this is the result of sexual repression and they post some of the raunchiest shit. I've blown many a load to them
>>3097689Seething Umamusume B
>>3097689
reposting Umerican MidtermsNovember 2nd some time in the American eveningCongressional Battlefield Distances:> Chukyo Turf 1200m Left, Firm Winter Sunny> Hanshin Turf 1600m Right, Firm Fall Cloudy> Nakayama Turf 2500m Right, Good Winter Cloudy> Ooi Dirt 2000m Right, Good Fall SunnySpecial Presidential Election:> Tokyo Turf 2400m Left, Firm Spring Sunny>flats are 75 and less, cows are 90 and greatergrass, vodka, ticket, and inari are also eligible. alts count as their base uma.>independents (76-89 bust) can enter but are ineligible for office unless they win 3+ prelims>4 prelim races, top 2 different flatties and top 2 different cows from each qualify for the finalssame uma can take up qualification slots from different prelims>1 uma per trainer per race, trainers can race different umas in different races if they want, no restriction to race for one side or the otherdebuffers OK, false flaggers OK, far-fronter cannonballs OK>in the finals, all qualified racers are eligible for victoryScarlet and Digital as automatically qualified as the incumbents but you can run them in the prelims again if you want>highest placing elgible in finals is president, next different eligible uma will be VP even if they are both the same partyRandom moods for all races and yes, the elections are rigged.
>>3097689Haru Urara
Its hard being TOO good
speaking of >fun racesi need to figure out what the hell to do about breeders cup re-enactments, feel like it'll be fun to do like a random track of each distance type, but not sure
Still want the details on what happened with Cygames' side of the visas for morbid curiositys sake. Even in the best case scenario, felt like they took a gamble and faked it until the last minute.Reimbursing for hotel and flights is god tier though but will see what the rules for those are. I know a lot of that had to do with the Japanese fans who showed up to LA. Potentially, this was an unexpected, subsidized vacation for many.Also I wasn't sure from the translations, but there was some official "Tour" thing the Japs paid for with the concert?
>>3097709Fuck those pussies
>>3097689Amazing how that thread with the footage of that troon burning himself had a whole thread with anons sharing ways to actually commit suicide effectively last till bump limit but uma is till KoS...
>>3097716Don't mind if I do
>>3097696>SpoilerHopefully not the one about the cockroaches.
>>3097705I'd like to call a point of order for the titcowsMarvelous Sunday, the famous titcow, has a bust of only 87Ticket gets a pardon at 88, how come El Condor Pasa doesn't get a pardon at 89?
>>3097709Maya would never, Samson HUGE would NEVER.
>ryangoslig.webm
>>3097709Will this shit ever get animated? Cindy Gray was pretty well received but it doesn't look like we'll get the final season anytime soon.
we need to talk about the mejiro family
>>3097724>Marvelous Sunday, the famous titcow, has a bust of only 87I want you to consider that Marvy is 144cm tall and still in middle school. She hasn’t even finished growing yet. The sky is the limit for her.
>>3097711I just always picked matching distance, direction (always left for American races), then gave more leeway after that on any other factor. If you can't have exact distance then pick closest in same distance category.Ultimately, pick what is>FunAnd know someone will always bitch.
>>3097728I'm only interested in Dober
>>3097724Ticket gets entry because the finals are at the DAHBY. El CP is currently the target of an ICE deportation warrant.
>/v/ma and other sites down for a whole day because of India>can't play the game because I'm flatlining for Kita>got no sleep last night because of food poisoning 3/10, would not do again.I missed you guys so much you don't understand.
>>3097619
>>3097643>Sei, come out! Let me have you!Many say this.
>>3097735Come to little Tokyo tomorrow...
>>3097734ay caramba
>>3097714>but there was some official "Tour" thing the Japs paid for with the concert?Yes, JTB had a travel package you could apply for.https://www.jtb.co.jp/entertainment/tour/2026/umamusume_LA/It's a shame, since unlike the ones who bought their own travel and accommodations, I believe the people who got into the JTB tour had all their arrangements go up in smoke. They didn't have the option of saying "fuck it, it's still an overseas vacation" and taking a plane over anyways despite there not being a live. No choice but to stay home.
>>3097728Where are all the Mejiro parents? They aren’t all just sisters, right? Obviously you see the grandmother, you get interaction with Dober’s. Where are the others?
The outpouring and OC for Taiki has been great.She WON.
Damn. I fucking wuv my club
>>3097750All me btw
>>3097723I did see that one and the other one about the girl feeding the guy clumps of her dried period blood (with photos) but I didn't fap to those since I'm not THAT much of a sick freak. I mainly stick to stuff that falls into my own fetishes when it comes by.
>>3097739I love her
>>3097748No... /v/ma WON.
>>3097736Pandora... easy on the googoo babies...
>>3097757>posting the diet edit
/r/ing sad Taiki Shuttles to put in my folder
>>3097761>yo can i get a shitburger with cheese
Stop making weird posts with Rickey
Hey baby!
Keep making weird posts with Rickey
>>3097764Please don't ask for gore of my oshi.
>>3097765How it feels to order at McDonalds.
>>3097761>sloppaI had enough of sloppa food and posters
>>3097777Yet nobody gets mad at sloppa when I post THIS
>>3097778I don't consider Spe a food, yet
>>3097778Because no one finds Spechud sexy. Golshi on the other hand...
>>3097778
>>3097776I went through the drive thru once and asked for a Big n Nasty and got a chuckle out of the worker
>>3097784Would you guys work in fast food if it meant securing funds for your Oshi?
>>3097790I practically already did that when I worked in a baseball stadium. It was pretty much fast food except you got paid a lot better and with much less hours.
>>3097793Did you actually do it for gachabux though?I'd be curious to see if anyone here waged just for that
>>3097790I worked in fast food for years while finishing college
Wonder if they were planning on selling any merch at the concerts.
>>3097795It wasn't just for gacha but I spent an unhealthy amount on Fire Emblem Heroes
>>3097795Nah, I never spend on gacha, but it was on stuff like merch and video games. I think I spent at least a thousand on Beyblade.
>>3097798>Fire Emblem Heroes
>>3097790I cleaned toilets at a low income grocery store to fund my Lego and action figure addiction.
>>3097797I checked the site some days ago, they had stuff like this planned. There were other vendors that were going to sell stuff too, like that Vodka and Red Desire collab clothing.
>>3097799>I think I spent at least a thousand on Beyblade.What the fuck, but kinda cool. I remember having some of those and they would get destroyed real quick, but literally a cool as shit toy.>>3097802Lego's are fucking expensive man
r8/h8Didn't land the groundwork inspiration.
>>3097790Any job would better than no job.
>>3097797That looks cool, where is that?
>>3097803LAME. Idolshit. Fucking make plushies!
>>3097805Plan X is extreme gamble slop, probably gonna do nothing. I'm guessing your Kita chain didn't finish? Having no groundwork/uma stan/shrewd step is gonna suck , she might be stuck in the back more often than not
>>3097789
>>3097806Wageslaving fucking sucks though
>>3097812SOVLwhy is this the ONLY uma spinoff game?
>>3097807Griffith Park Observatory. Peeps gave suggestions on places to visit especially for the Japanese and that was higher on the list. The Japanese like posting themselves in self driving cars and posting their plushies.Many of them went to the Peacock theater yesterday for photo ops.
>>3097820That's Griffith Observatory man
>>3097804Yeah, I don't buy them anymore. They're just awful. Feel like I'm getting priced out of simple action figures now, too. What do you MEAN I have to pay $30 for this Glup Shitto?
>>3097814And? I'd like to have an income source of my own. I'm a leech off my parents because I can't get a job.>>3097821DAMN IT. I SHOULD'VE FUCKING GUESS, I SUGGESTED THAT LAST THREAD >:L
>>3097821Cool, nice looking burger
>>3097822Yeah it is. I'm just going to delete that because I don't want to accidentally spread incorrect info.I'm sorry for not being smart... The worst part is that looking up the names in that image probably would've told me too.
>>3097821In n Out is no Culver's
CB or Sweep as borrow for ends this CM? I don't have any SSR wit cards.
>>3097809But what if I bring 3 Plan Xs?I didn't bring a Kita, but I can try simming Plan X vs Professor to see if it's worth rebuilding.The odds of hitting Sprint S again and getting more skills and getting these stats and Kita et al finishing their chains is really fucking bad though.
>>3097829Daring Strike is 4 seconds whatever happens
>>3097827The only reason I know it is is because of La La Land.
>>3097829If you don't have either, it might not be worth it to run ends. You either lose too much mid-race or too much accel. But it depends on your cards too and which end you really want to run.
>>3097830Just roll with it, it's sprintslop.t. flatlining and team is "done"
>>3097836
>>3097829CB is a better card.
>>3097828Japan 7 eleven is no American 7 eleven.>>3097832I can't gosling post right now...
>>3097840Yeah an American 7-11 is way worse than a Japanese 7-11. ???
>>3097805have you considered the path of the gambling fiend?Personally, I fucking love having lots of guts on this track. Lots of guts on this track is almost as valuable as lots of speedmaybe more, even, because stats over 1200 have half effectiveness. Notice which stat will never be over 1200?If you want to say I'm trying to brick you, I'm not gonna stop you, but what I am gonna say is this track definitely rewards having lots of guts and I'm just gonna remind you that Daiwa Scarlet has 20% guts growth.
Don’t want to overreact but I think my Lakers will go 82-0 this season lads.
>>3097840Can't believe it took this post for me to realize we really don't have guards in our 7/11 and most of our general stores here
>>3097840japan 7 eleven is american 7 eleven 30 years ago but with updated technologybecause americn 7 elevens today are all run by jeets or arabs
>>3097823I know how you feel man. I used to buy tons of action figures, especially shit like Black Series and Marvel Legends. Even figmas and figuarts were something I could just sort of buy on a whim. Now I've gotta be way more selective with what I buy. I want the slave-owning jew alien but I'm holding out to see if he goes on clearance first.Got figma Golshi and Neicha reissues on preorder though.
>>3097840I picked up some nice stationery the last time I was at a JP 7-11.
>>3097823https://youtu.be/aZZguKLWumY
>>3097860They usually only get guards in the giant cities, and even then only specific parts like downtowns where the homeless usually congregate. Suburban areas or other areas don't have them.
It's dober...
>>3097867That’s Cheval actually
>>3097867Bourbon looks a little different these days.
>>3097862Nice. I'd love to get a Taiki figma if they ever decide to stop torturing me personally and make one.
>>3097865Wrong one lolhttps://youtu.be/fgRFQJCHcPw
>>3097854I believe you. This goofy build was the star of my team last time we sprinted at Chukyo. She was a monster on the final straight. But I figured>I luckshat Biko and Bakushin SSRs so I might as well use them>I'll fucking cry if I hit Sprint S on Scarlet but then my stats are all shit because lol no rainbows. I'm getting the stats I want every time with 3 SPD/2 WIT.I'm training Akebono again so I might be willing to gutsmaxx her.
>>3097860to be fair most 7 elevens don't have guards, they're just all kinda dirty these days (they used to have higher standards even 5-10 years ago), the drink areas are all sloppy, missing sizes of cups, the hot dog grill has had the same hot dog rolling on it all day and completely burned, etc. They've really gone downhill as a chain.it sucks cause I used to live in an area that had a lot of Quiktrip and Racetracs that tended to be pretty decent (not Bucees level but decent) but moved to an area where it's either 7 eleven or really shady places that offer "bait prices" on the sign outside (fine print saying cash only - the price civilized people who are paying at the pump with a credit card pay an extra 20-50 cents a gallon, and you know the arab/jeet owners are probably laundering that money), and inside they are always selling drug paraphernalia and running illegal slot machines.
is it true that they're refunding even hotel fees and flight tickets
>>3097876>and inside they are always selling drug paraphernalia and running illegal slot machines.We had a gas station like that near a place I used to live. It was commonly referred to as the "stab'n'grab"https://youtu.be/_eEMDfUwS3o
>>3097879https://umamusume.com/news/100113/[Update: 11:30 a.m., Oct 21, 2026 (UTC)]We are preparing to reimburse travel and lodging expenses for trainers who had planned to attend 7th EVENT WORLD TOUR: THE STAGE in LOS ANGELES.For trainers who canceled their travel and lodging reservations due to the concert's cancellation, we will reimburse the cancellation fees incurred. For trainers who have already traveled to Los Angeles, we will reimburse travel expenses and lodging expenses incurred during the target period that meet the requirements for reimbursement.To process reimbursement, we will need to receive details such as proof of payment and receipts that clearly state the purpose and payment totals. Please be sure to keep all documents related to your travel arrangements in a safe place until you are able to submit them. Further details on the reimbursement process will be posted on the 7th EVENT official website as soon as they are finalized.We are working to finalize the remaining details as quickly as we can, and we kindly ask for a little more time. Thank you for your patience and understanding.
>>3097882goddamn
I don't think I've gone to a convenience store that wasn't paired with a gas station in my life.
>>3097874I'd for sure recommend it, if only for the value of seeing this more often than notits way too funny
>>3097888NTA but to be fair, Cheer King Halo is one of the strongest umas for this race. It's gonna be hard for a Daiwa to get those same results
>>3097894Her name is Scarlet.
>>3097894well, my El is only UG2 and my Oguri is UG flat. It's hard to hit those meme ratings with a guts build and especially without SSRs
Dude has no idea how lucky he is to get a clear shot of LA after rain cleared out the smog.
>>3097897It's actually Daiwa Scarlet if you wanna be anal about it. Simply referring to an uma by their "last name" doesn't really work either, there's no consistent way to refer to uma's nicknames. Nobody calls Kitasan "Black".
>>3097905Because her name is Kitasan.
My favorites are Gun and Road
>>3097886Used to have one I went to in the 80s. It was the only place within walking/biking distance that had arcade games in my neighborhood. I lived in a state that had bottle return, so I would grab all the empty soda pop bottles in the house and run them up there to get quarters to play stuff like vs super mario bros. (didn't own a nes yet at the time), play choice 10, time soldiers, heavy barrel, arkanoid over the years
>>3097909I think we should start callng Suzuka "Silence"
>>3097913You mean Shizuka?
>>3097913More like Cutezuka Silence
>>3097911For me it's Wonder and Week
>>3097904The power of hishi miracle.
>>3097917
>>3097917lick
What deck would you recommend for gutsmaxx Akebono? She has 20% power + 10% guts growths.
>>3097933Does gutsmax work when you don't have speed growths?
>>3097933It's hard to gutsmaxx this CM because downhill is entirely witcheck
>>3097933i wouldnt gutsmaxx on 0% speed uma, but maybe if you still want to, probably something like tachyon/kita/ayabe/zephyr guts/LH/your best wit cards.
>dodgers got swept>concert canceledIts over for LA
>>3097935If you highroll your stats hard enough, kinda.But speed growths help a lot.Guts growths also help a lot.If you don't have privileged cards it gets a lot harder but that's uma musume for youInari One has 20% power 10% stamina, by the way.
>>3097870With global making such a resurgence in popularity I really thought we might get some new ones. At the very least I was kind of expecting Urara
>>3097936It's possible to gutsmax, but probably only on 20% speed
>>3097951What in the helll
>>3097952yeah teio wit is fucking crackedif I was around for Chiyo's event I would totally be running her guts card, no doubt, at bare minimum for my pace chasers.
Is Gutsmaxing the biggest gaslight ever to hit global?
>>3097960I won CM14 with gutsmaxxed taishin and gutsmax tachyon was actually fun to build in unity even if I lost because lmao pace chasers in CM7 scorpio.
>>3097945Urara and Super Creek have prototypes now... we might get one just yet.
Dosukoooooi!
>>3097904Blegh. How dreary.
>>3097960its not a gaslight if it worksthe meta is extremely overrepresented by three speed two wit because it's the easiest to build something effective withbut that doesn't mean that somebody with guts out the ass can't yoink a win off somebody who capped their speed and their wit and just thought they had it in the bag from there
>>3097967Get your damn ears out of the energy bar.
>>3097967make her proud bonobro
>All the supports are stacking on gutsNow this no longer annoys me!
>>3097967don't forget that her first objective is to clear the fan requirement BEFORE the Hopeless Stakes turn, not the turn after like every other fucking charactert. wasted a borrow and gave up running her out of anger
>>3097974As much as I hate that it does, running three different cards means you get multiple chances at rainbows, which could mean the difference between getting a song or not getting a song. It's helpful way more than I realize because I'm too busy fuming at Light Hello for the whole run.
Damn wish I saw this earlier. You don't need any docs to shoot at a range in LA?
Windy!
>flatline for a day>come back and everyone is gutsmaxxingwtf man
>>3097985Most states let you shoot at a range with just your passport and the gun owner in attendance.
>Forgot to add some G1s to Bamboo's schedule for classic year again>Didn't pay the Akikawa tax in time eitherNo....
>>3097991Come, anon.Awaken to the firey soul of the race, and forever more be lookin good.
oops
>>3097991>everyone is gutsmaxxing>everyone
No Leap Forward, but I need an end pink and she did spark most of the other whites, including 3* Spurt...I think I might have to settle for this as the GP for my Kingu parent.
>>3098005Just borrow yourself some leap forward and cope, this is good enough and the CM is approaching quickly
>>3097967BONO BUONOOOO
I tested Taishin with Sweep and im dissapointed.What turned out to work is to just turn Taishin into Brian and use her unique to smash into the pacer blob midrace and steal the nishino accel.
>>3098021>does it work?If one or two pacers lowroll you zoom in and become Blaze Brian more or less. Like how mine lowrolled here.
Zephyr didn't finish. I guess I can run this deck a few more times to see how high I can roll the stats...
>5 borrows of not hitting pink>5 borrows of somehow not able to get 3 songs classic yearMy runs yesterday were all fantastic but somehow today is all shit. This scenario really is just a matter of highroll lowroll
>>3098009Oh, I've got Leap on the other parent already too, I'm just trying to hedge my bets where I can.
>In a thread on /v/ about some tranny who set himself on fire on stream>not only are no posts being deleted, it's about to hit bump limit>uma thread gets 404'd in minutes
>>3097651It should've put it, I don't know why you fags are so against it
>>3097727I hope not, this shit is so ass and the writer has zero idea of how to tell a story, any concept of pacing, or make anything interesting. Would unironically be a worse anime then S1 unless they rewrite everything to the point that they're just putting the name on a new script, to the point I'd rather see PisupisuSupisupi Golshi-chan animated because at least that author is amusing. Uma stories unironically should only be given to writers who have a background in shonen and sports manga, which is too bad because the artist is actually pretty good even if I dislike how they try to convey exhaustion during the races.t. oshis Brian
>>3098045>no frontEasy pickings for King/Taishin
>>3098049>>3097589I'll add it next bake, fuck these unhelpful assholes, almost looking like /uma/fags
>>3098054>no frontcan you clarify more anon? how do fronts counter Taishin? i think I lose the most to her and King
>>3098049NTA but I don't know why you think they need it. Flatliners made this choice, it's simple arithmetic. If they cant do the math, they simply don't deserve the gibs or shouldn't have taken the risk. Everyone flatlining already knows what they're in for. You wait five days and then you log in, that's it. They don't need coddling, they're big boys.
>>3097829CB is non-negotiable. I messed around with the Haku simulator, and in an 7 pace, 2 end room, two identical Digitans with Daring Strike on one and Razor Sharp on the other had the Daring Strike one winning like substantially more, 17% vs 13% or so across 1000 races.
>>3098054If you say so. Also>took years for JP to figure out Taishin is great for miles>Global already put her up for sprint
>>3098052>Would unironically be a worse anime then S1But would it be worse than Season 3?
>>3098059It's a tiny line to help give accurate info to our own instead of gaslighters who will try to make them log in earlier, you are just being cunts by refusing
>when I come back from flatlining I'm gonna have 40 runs to mutate Taishin to sprint A and rework my currently did-nothing-in-pubs king halo and machan
>>3098063S3 is better then S1, even if it's not saying much
>>3098049Are our flatliners really that retarded that they'll start SOMETHING THEY HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT? If yeah, then, no offense but goddamn. This might be the first time I'll be embarrassed sharing a thread with you neighas. Not even zumas are these retarded.
>>3098052>>3098063First S1 of Cingray was fun. Second went too far into races and not enough of the Oguri herself. Went too far into races themselves and too little into personal stuff.I missed her trainer/future husband too.
>incessantly spread misinformation trying to fuck with people>"bro why are you trying to spoonfeed them instead of misconstrue and confuse?"
>>3098058No front means the pace will be slower and tighter than normal. Since the pack is slow and squished up together, ends have more time to creep up and less distance between them and the lead. But if you bring a runaway, PDM for pace chasers becomes essentially non-existent, giving them a huge advantage versus ends
>>3098066>you are just being cunts by refusingNeigha I dont have a say in this. I've never made a thread here. The only one that can change it is the person who made the thread and THIS thread was rushed out in mere minutes after image limit hit. it's not because everyone is collectively against you. They just don't fucking care. I'm flatlining. I don't need a fucking guide. Trust me, they will be fine. If you want to put in a line, then you can be the one who rushes to make a thread when it's time. There are hundreds of people here. Only ONE anon has a say of what goes in the thread, and that's the one who makes the thread. I have zero control over it, not my fucking call, but as someone who is flatlining, I think you are overreacting over literally nothing.
>>3098069I've never seen you faggots act like such cunts before, the OP is there to help people. Why are you so against this shit?>>3098075Exactly
>>3098075How is spreading misinformation real? When this fucking image is available.You can fucking download it. Put it on your desktop. Hell you can even set it as your wallpaper if you're really braindead or brain damaged.
>you can't put temporary helpful information in the OP because... because you just can't, okay?!?!
>>3098068>S3 is better then S1It's really, really not.
>>3098067Nobody will share a good King anon. Also King has shit affinity with Taishin. Ignore King, embrace midrace.
Just saying but not everything needs to be in the OP most especially when you can search it on your own or ask the threads.People will call out bullshit if someone's feeding gaslight.
when can i login
>>3098085Fuck, wrong one. Thats a grandparent. There she is.
>>3098076every race I did that had a runaway in it the presence of the runaway did nothingI still lost but it was only by a nose and because the runaway and one extra was a filthy fucking debuffer but stillmaybe it's just because I have a ton of midrace
>>3098083see>>3098079Literally do whatever the fuck you want. I've never made a thread. I'm never going to make a thread. If you want to do it, make the fucking thread with whatever PSA you want to include you fucking retards.
>>3098079>THIS thread was rushed out in mere minutes after image limit hitYeah because we have a schizo obsessed with being the only one making threads and he rushed it so people couldn't put the helpful info
I'm more surprised you neighas would start something you actually have no information about
>>3098091oh but if you look a little closer I've had too much alcohol to properly read the context of the post so I'm a fucking dumbass.
>>3098096Okay so how is that everyone else's fault? Why are you blaming "the thread" because one guy is rushing to make threads.Don't be fucking retarded. YOU, not the thread, YOU dont be a fucking retard.
Is this the Kitasan GM deck for mediums? Am I really running Urara
>>3098101Where is your new bobo?
God you fucks are insufferable sometimes. I'll bake with this image >>3098081 as the OP till the flatline event is over so you can shut the fuck up. You fucks better not ask when the event will be over when I make it the OP.
>>3098102We don't have the new wit bobo until the third GM CM I believe
>>3098091I'm not sure what that guy's comp was, but I'm running Suzuka + Pasa with GW + Uma Stan + Concentration.>maybe it's just because I have a ton of midraceI'd say mid-race is more important than stacking accels yeah
>>3098103>you fucksOnce again, just one concerned fag. Hundreds of people here, most don't care. I think it's just bait at this point. Everyone who is flatlining knows the drill. Don't log in for five days, it's pretty self explanatory. We're already a day+ in, it's too late for god damned PSAs.
>>3098099Some people where very against it when suggested which was annoying to see, literally doesn't affect them in any way>>3098103Not that much needed, literally just a line, just don't be a cunt
>>3098103No you wont uwu :))))
>>3098108>Not that much is needed Oh it's very much needed because you fucks have been spamming this shit for a while now and most that cared about it aren't even the ones doing the flatlining.
>>3098108Let it go bro. The flatliners already know what they need to do, so just get over it.Note, I am not one of the people you're talking about. >some peoplecould just be one or two anons. So it's really not worth having a days long meltdown over.
>>3098116>you fucksOnce again, could be one or two anons. Pretty sure it's just one guy concernposting over it, and it's probably bait. So you don't need to reply or address it anymore. The flatliners already know what they need to do. Hopefully you two retards can learn to get along and put this behind you. Glad that's all settled.
Flatliners can just ask the club when it's safe
>>3098041Dev burnout
>>3098118I do wish it's bait because god this is so annoying.
I think I'm gonna gaslight the flatliners in the OP instead
>>3098041>2nd through 5th posts
What if you guys all just stop having fucking neigha moments for five minutes?
She forgot stamina in her winning equation.Tenno Sho status?
>>3098124I'll just counterbake anything that isn't helpful btw
>>3098129Grim.
>>3098122OGURI NO
>>3098126Please understand, for these people the internet was down for an entire day basically, so they have to get it out of their system.>>3098129I feel like I win half of my Spring races on my Sprint Biwa attempts with like 350 stamina as a Late. The other half I have to use clocks on.
>>3098124>>3098130I'm gonna bake with /vg/ OP
>>3098126The World Wide Web was about a minute out from midnight. This is the closest many of us have ever been to the early 90s and how wackadoo and unstable the WWW was back then.Oh and Japan's still in a state of emergency.
>>3098123You know why it's so annoying? Because you guys never take your own advice. I keep telling you, ignoring posts you don't like also means resisting the urge to nag retards about not ignoring things like you, thus extending neigha moments even longer.It's why we were better at ignoring bait before, you let the spark urn itself out by not giving it any air, and now you people keep getting baited by proxy because you also devolved into can't seeming to help yourselves whenever it happens.
Amazing, Prez....>>3098135Sprint Hayahide GODOG or Christmas?
guys i want to game the system but i'm too retarded to count to 5 someone please suck my dick and tell me what to do
>>3098140I'm too used to that face on Kawakami Princess; I expected Taiki to shake her finger and punch me...Anyways this guy is right. Don't reply to bait. It's why I went "please for the love of god respect yourself" a few threads ago. It's only making things worse.
>>3098142mmmmm nice cock anon *nom*
>>3098142Do whatever you want.Also nice cock.
>>3098141sexmas
>King didn't even get a hint for SpurtI'm gonna have to run fucking wit Shakur on these loops, aren't I? Fuck me.
>>3098141Christmas. I used OG (as a Late) last CM for her ult + Cooldown. Christmas has 2 groundwork activators, a midrace ult, and In Body And Mind so she felt like the pick for this one.
Only Americans would try to shame people for taking a vacation, bug ass crab niggas
>>3098149Back to the fan mines before I start reading mein kampf to in the 2nd person.
>>3098147>no spurt on GPsAlso CB has it.
>>3098148>>3098146Christmas sounds like a mistake to me, like the pace blob in every room will ruin her ult. OG has 0.45 speed with easier conditions and a chance at carryover, but OG was terrible too last time I ran her in sprint.
Sprints are so randomHalf the time I crush timeHalf the time I just losr
>>3098156OG has no chance for carryover it can only activate late race
>>3098152The GPs have it, man.Also, why do the 3* turf parents with Spurt + Leap have to be both such slim pickings AND terrible? It's almost like I'm the only person who specifically needs exactly this parent composition because nobody else is stupid enough to double mutate and still fish for sprint S at the same time.
Biwa Hayahide wins by a head!
>>3098159Nooo, they changed it?!
>>3098126
How's that anon lost in California doing?
Come to TomaccoAI
>>3098164Mcqueen could still do this
https://youtu.be/P_JI3qaWsOo?t=80
>Need 5Vo tokens to get to just 10% at the end of junior year>Five turns in a row no Vo training>Its not my lowest so even if Light Whore was useful I wouldn’t get themA skill issue I’m sure.
Uh oh, two brats
>>3098183should have kept winning the light hello coinflip until vo was your lowest duh
>Kept wondering why my Jordan was doing so poorly >Forgot to switch her to the other one I made during round 1>Switch her at the start of round 2 and she starts winningWeiiiiiiiii
>>3098186explode
>>3098183>>3098187>Glue run>Start new runYeah it’s one of those days
>>3098168Terrible, I've been here for 16 years.
how does the red carryover thingy work JPfriends? Do I pop the red, and run hopeless? Will the race reward bleed into Grow Up Race? Should I just take a training instead after using red?
>>3098181CYGAMESHIRE THISMAN
>>3098181>I>Reverse Engineered>Uma Musume
>>3098183Should have flatlined
>>3098181We're gonna possibly witness Cygames making a real Uma game because of this.
>>3098181The fact he won’t release it is triggering.
>>3098198Cygames are genuinely too retarded to capitalize off the momentum of their newfound popularity.
>>3098181>I
>>3098194>auspicious craneThe way she helps her local businesses out would make her more akin to a forklift, no?
>>3098192if I had both of the other FE bonus songs I wouldn't lose my mind over the last one as long as I get it, the speed bonus song, and the SP song at least in the next block.in the grand scheme of things it's only 5% training bonus and at that point your facilities aren't very high level anyway so it doesn't matter super much. There's bigger fish to fry regarding your lucky things that need to go right.
>>3098200>>3098198>make four good minigames>competition has 3 to four times as much content>no crosspromotional goodiesThat will be 45 plus tax, baka
>>3098181urara and >agneslike fucking clockwork
>>3098207I don't really get why they're so reluctant to make more games. The movies and anime is cool but is it because they want to do EVERYTHING in-house?
It was weird to see 4chan as a whole frozen in time. Good to see you back.
>>3098213Good to see you too
>>3097480Thank you so much for taking the mantle and recording them, I really appreciate it
>>3098209Yeah they should have used Aquaman instead of Batman and Superman to advertise itcome on now
>>3098211I can only guess expanding the scope of the umamusume project is a legal headache since while the owners signed off on the likeness for animation, pakatube, and the gacha game, they might not have for other genres.
>>3098224Advertise what, he's not giving it out.
>>3098226Yeah he should have put Win Variation as one of the runnable characters, the people's uma.
>>3098225I want fictional horse girls crafted with the same love as the "real" horse girls...
>>3098225Forza like game sounds quite safe imo. I find them kinda boring but you cant trigger anyone with those.
With all this talk about umas only secondaries know about. What are your thought on the following umas? Goldship, Haru, Tachyon, Tannhauser, and Daiwa.
I need to issue a formal apology to Ruby. This Sweep wit card is like ten bricks in one in comparison to her.
>>3098231They're not going to make an open world uma sandbox game.
>>3098224We're only asking that he show a little taste.
any flatties accidentally logged in yet?
>>3098235I don't like or dislike umas based on how many people like or dislike them. I allow them to stand on their own merits. Those are all great "gateway" umas as they get people interested in the game and the world, but many of them retain followings even beyond that. A character like Urara and her never give up sentiment is heartwarming and fits well with the theme of the game. There's a reason people try to get her to win Arima Kinen against the odds.
>>3098238You just want to be contrarians and flex off your game knowledge of obscure umas like Biwa Hayahide, I understand.
>>3098245
>>3098248HERO shit.This is as first-rate as it gets
>>3098244There was one guy in a previous thread. Don't think there's been more than that
>Full clanker lobbyIncredible
>>3098235>GoldshipFace of the franchise>HaruFace of the never giving up losers>TachyonTerrible character, terrible career, terrible movie>TannhauserCute>DaiwaMy wife
>>3098255Do they even play the game anymore?I heard /umaJP/ is just exclusively keiba talk as well, very little in the way of game discussion
>>3098253Nah, he used the NY one. Toppest of keks is using the OG Urara.
>>3098246I know there's a fine line between "obscure" umas and "newmas nobody gives a shit about like Copano Brickey", but Hayahide was fairly significant in the popular season of the anime so I don't think she's either of those things
>>3098255I tried making UC clankers but they were complete skilllets. I don’t know how people make legitimate clankers by playing Ramen either your stats get way too high. You have to play like multiple scenarios behind unless you are a complete retard or just have absolutely no resources like my first few that were using the welfare decks.
>>3098224If anything Urara is Aquaman.And TachyFRAUD whishes she was Superman/Batman-tier.
>>3098248Another Hashire Haru watcher on my 4chins? More likely than you think!
>>3098235>GoldshipToo wacky but I know why, and I don't like her silly hat.>HaruAlways liked her. We could all stand to be a little more like Urara.>TachyonGreat character but co-opted by reddit so I can't like her openly, but it's not a huge loss because she sits at 34th place. No hard feelings.>MamboIs Uma Musume's Neco Arc but this doesn't upset me.>DaiwaHer name is Scarlet.
>VGH the secondaries are talking about Spiderman again>Are they even real fans? Like at least pick someone like BRICK Wall, now that was a hero!
>>3098258Even though this is open graded I did see plenty of manual umas so I'd say yes>>3098261I just settled with picking the ramen scenario and holding back on the skills since I just needed something that worked rather than something that was finely tuned to kill everyone
>>3098276>Open gradedOpen group A*
>>3098273>CurrenHer name is Chan.Scarlet is actually correct tho and I'm sick of fake fans calling her Daiwa. Even Daisca annoys me.
uma gang beats incoming
uma gang bang incoming
>>3098274Why haven't they done more with Big Wheel?
>>3098286all me and my clones
>>3098261You'd have to spam races to bring down your stats. I should try experimenting with clankers since I'm completely out of fucks this CM.
>>3098235>GolshiI like her and her antics, but I would absolutely despise being around her if she was a real person.I'm too serious and probably should take cues from her, honestly.>UrachanShe is the face of my profile.I came into the game wanting to win that Arima Kinen. Hasn't happened yet. Been too busy and I'm a permanent shitter.I wish I could be as happy-go-lucky as her.>Mad Lass TachyonShe's so fucking flanderized, it's honestly tragic. I feel bad for fans of her and her failing legs.Unfortunately her career's writing is DEFINITELY pre-1st anni and it suffers there too. I wish they'd release alts with updated careers...>MachikanetannhauserI like her quite a lot. She's pretty close to my girlfriend's personality, now that I think about it...>Daiwa Scarlet10/10 design, but I like Vodka much better.I absolutely despise the fact that everyone forces her into yuri with Vodka. Retards online have literally never had a healthy rivalry and it shows. These two are unironically closer to Eggman and Sonic than they are to any romantic.
>>3098283Japs call her Dasuka, and I go along with that.
>>3098274>my oshi of choice?Tamamo, obviously
>>3098274
>>3098292>I absolutely despise the fact that everyone forces her into yuri with VodkaPeople like that have no lovers or friends in real life. They're also porn addicts, so they sexualise everything they see.
>>3098292>picIf Um4chan existed they'd call them normas.
>>3098300Yup... Poor Daiwa Scarlet and her sire...
>>3098292>I came into the game wanting to win that Arima KinenWhat people don't realize is that winning the Arima Kinen is the first step. Then you gotta move onto winning the classic year Arima. And after that, Completionist.
>>3098302Numas.Not be confused with zumas.>>3098305I'm probably never gonna be able to do classic year Arima. I'll certainly try though.
>>3098308What about bumas?
>>3098304>Mejiro McQueen/Tokai Teio (286)Well at least there's SOME taste around here.
>>3098310The full list is just uma shipping by the ways. There's not a single Uma x Trainer that's in the top tags... It's a technical limitation from the fact that there's multiple types of trainers and whatnot but damn am I not salty.
>>3098309They're cutemas.Sorry, that one didn't work quite as well.
>>3098313
>>3098235I don't care much for any of them except for Scarlet and she's not even in my top ten favorites. I do like two-faced tsunderes like her though. And if she's more mature and mellow enough to have an old married couple dynamics with her trainer she'd definitely be my type.
>>3098313Surprising that even the more noteworthy and 1-on-1 trainers don't get shipped. I could see bourbon being shipped with her trainer. Her "QUIT YER BELLYACHIN" is like the only time she ever shows an emotion on her face. You'd think there'd be some kind of "learning emotions from my torena" story featuring him out there somewhere.Far more surprising than that tho, you telling me that ogurin x kitahara isn't present at all?
Does raising Hello's friendship increase the chance to start her date?
KITASAN PLEASE
Fear not, /BOO/ma! This Umerican will stay up with you all night to protect you from those spooky SEAfags and shitposts.
>>3098318I'm fairly certain it does. Sure I get the odd lucky proc now and again but most runs I don't see her till her bar is green.
>>3098318Yes, get the alcoholic into the green.
>>3098321Taiki... Those buttons are about to explode
NYOOOOOOO
>>3098328SLEEVE'D
Now that I think about it losing 1 rainbow shard isn't really a big deal. I should have flatlined if I knew training for sprint would be this easy
marussy
>>3098317Not in the top list. Oguri isn't all that either though.
>>3098321>Taiki's unique doesn't work next CMEhh fuck it, I'll bring her anyways, it's not like sprints matter.
>>3098308>Numa
>>3098321Based burgerbro, can you PLEASE get me some Culvers? I'm obsessed
>>3098309BILF
>>3098330oh nyo... anything but that...
>>3098322>>3098324Alright
>>3098317I HATH COME FOR MY MCQUEEN
>>3098339Why can't you talk like a normal person?
>>3098339>NO, NOOOOOO! PLEASE DON'T SUCK MY COCK!
>>3098321
>>3098235>GoldshipFunny in moderation, but her lolsorandom behaviour can get grating sometimes. Also her career story is a complete fucking nothingburger and probably my least favourite in the entire game.I do appreciate her for being the gateway drug that got me into end closers, at least.>HaruShe's cute, I guess. She doesn't particularly resonate with me but I like her well enough.>TachyonShe's neat. Glass legs umas are generally compelling and I like how her DUDE SCIENCE LMAO antics generally all come back to wanting to overcome her own physical limitations.>TannhauserI don't feel like I have much to say about her, but she's nice. Very lovable character.>DaiwaMajor never ever...In all seriousness Scarlet is one of my all-time favourite umas. The contrast between her fake goody-two-shoes persona and her real abrasive tsundere personality is entertaining, and I think it's cute how (You) are one of the only people she willingly drops the act around. It's a real shame that most people only seem to care about her tits and/or her rivalry with Vodka, because I think she's a pretty good character in her own right.
>>3098300>>3098304Once read a Twitter post about how actual Yuri manga/LN/VN/anime don’t actually sell in the west because most of the western Yurifags are tourists who just ship shit in otherwise non-Yuri content.
>>3098346My favorite racist
>fuji its time for your hip stresstesting again
>>3098343I'm talking normally bwo...
>>3098334I have to assume Kitahara is being flagged as Trainer. Either that or this is a dedicated yuri site list.
>>3098352
>>3098347okay but have you SEEN her Christmas tits?
>>3098274If we aren’t talking Dogwelder than we aren’t talking at all.
Daiwa is a butterface, great body but ugly face and hair
Normally I understand the tracks but I still can't get how sprint casino works. Do I need more accels than velocity?
In TWO DAYS, after The Blessed Sacrifice of Iran, a seismic shift in Spiritual Plane will be felt by ALL. Birds will sing divine songs about Umapyoi. NY Kitasan with an APPLICABLE VISA will appear to me in my bedroom window (IN THE FORM OF A TRANSLUCENT RABID DOG). I will reconstitute her Aryan Form – make her “WHOLE” – with my ESSENCE OF CHRIST. We will procreate and give birth to The Race of The Warriors. The weak and malignant will no longer compete in CMs. GREAT THINGS ARE COMING TO UMAMUSUME, THE “HOTTEST” GATCHA ON EARTH! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! GODSPEED
>>3098356Here, just look at this shit.https://archiveofourown.org/tags/search?tag_search%5Bname%5D=Trainer+%28Uma+Musume%29&tag_search%5Bfandoms%5D=&tag_search%5Btype%5D=Relationship&tag_search%5Bwrangling_status%5D=&tag_search%5Bsort_column%5D=uses&tag_search%5Bsort_direction%5D=desc&commit=Search+TagsThere is 2 Oguri Cap & Kitahara fics by the by, but & is platonic and / is romantic/sexual.
>>3098357
>>3098362Please send help
I'm enjoying the flatlining way more than I thought, it's nice to have 0 pressure for a few days
why is /v/ma(club) not dying
>>3098349Yes, Yuri never sells. That's why even if the authors want to write Yuri, they can only be sneaky and sprinkle it here and there in a straight/normal manga. Most "yuri fans" on the internet don't read any manga, let alone their favourite yuri series. The only manga and anime they consume are TikTok edits.
You like fillies now
>>3098364Brian was right, Laurel is a BEAST
>>3098377this Brian dude speaks like me when I was 10
>>3098375It sucks because there’s some kino there. The Yuri street fighter anime recently was good fun.
>>3098367Oh shit wait there's two sexual tags, how'd I miss that? (Probably because they're considered non-canonical tags which I had excluded the first time around.)By the ways, the AO3 description about how tagging works(specifically canonical tags) ships William Shakespeare with FUCKING Oda Nobunaga.
>>3098373better question is why the fuck do you care
>>3098376>NowAlready wanted to fuck then. Borrowing this Sweep card has been disastrous for me though it’s fucking shit.
>forget to include 564 as parent for TT>borrow stolen
>>3098382I hate their Danchou because he doxxed someone
>>3098235>GoldshiUsed to be broken. Nowadays it's fine. I roll my eyes at futa golshi content when I'm trying to jack off. Her porn isn't very good>HaruWuv :D>TachyonIndifference, feel a bit bad for closet tachyonfags here. Also roll my eyes at the bad porn of her>TannhauserI genuinely do not care>and DaiwaI've ran her a few times in CMs. Solid. Unlike the other two, I fw her porn. I do not care about her shipping with Wodka and I'm a bit tired of that shtick, so I'm glad she's the face of the new scenario with the other girls instead. Also killed billions of my offspring.
Why do people have Kita/Dia already?
>>3098362>>3098370It depends on the running style.Pace like early race, so groundwork, uma stan, shrewd step. All three if you can find them.Lates/end always love uma stan.Then mid-race, most of it is on a corner, so you grab lots of corner velocity + mid race stuff, so sprint/style corners, curvature, tail held high. People say see ya later/slipstream is less reliable here but I still think it's worth it. Obviously if you're an end closer you grab daring strike.Then you need your accels. Pace want El + Nishino + Head-on/neck and neck, turbo sprint as a bonus if you happen to have bakushin in your deck. Backliners grab cheer halo and leap forward/lightning surge.It's never one or the other, you need a mixture of both, and you need high wit since so much of track is on a downhill. Ask again (tomorrow) if you have any more questions, I'm too tired to go in anymore detail
>>3098387Pretty sure you were obsessed with him before that
>>3098389Some people have white skin and are not poor
>>3098389Cause they rolled for it duh
>>3098389I am a luckCHAD. I was feeling it in my bones. All that luck being wasted by the flatliners, I managed to grab it and make it mine.
>>3098389Not everyone is flatlining
>>3098389They were impatient and spent carats instead of waiting for the free rolls.
>>3098394I'm starting to understand now why some of you guys cry about carats so much
>>3098389gacha and FOMO anon...
>>3098392I don't think I ever talked about him before the doxx
Place your bets
>>3098403Chew ass and kick gum
>>3098402Ah I guess that was another mentally ill freak obsessed with their danchou
>>3098389Luck pure and simple
>>3098406>>3098395>>3098397why the FUCK are you spending carats?Even if you dont flatline you get 50 free rolls. At least wait until those are over.
>>3098376TURN HER BACK YOU BITCH WITCH
>>3098390I think I'll go with both then. It's for my pace chaser. Was thinking if should I take sprinting gear or double my pace straightaways.My hints were shitty
>>3098405Lots of people hate him so that's likely it
Whatever you say freak
>>3098407Got really lucky, got my wifes fat tits in my stable and her friends pits too. I'm happy with how it turned out. It's just a game, not my fucking retirement funds. Let me live a little, okay?
>>3098410so look at the track >>3098390there is a straight in early race, and a straight in late race. Pace straights IS good, but it's random. It can be either early race velocity or late race, but unlikely to be mid-race.It's hard for me to tell you what you need without knowing the rest of your kit, what uma you're running and all of that. Sprinting gear, the white version of turbo sprint is a random accel essentially. It will go off at any point during late race. Could be immediately (good), could be in the final seconds (very bad). It's a gamble accel. I'd say pace straights double circle you'll get more mileage out of, but gamba accels are also good even if random so you can't really go wrong either way. If the rest of your accel is weak, I guess go sprinting gear. Depends on what you have
>>3098415Gorilla2
>>3098405NTA and not to agree, but Danchou is pretty possessive or control freak in threads. His posting style is pretty obvious, but he's pretty chill in club chat, but he has his moments.
Fedex has my figgie in customs and they are asking me for personal info on top of asking if the figure is for ages above 14. How the fuck am I supposed to know that? Any buyfag care to help??
>>3098415not even donna can save this shit character
>>3098405No, you are literally replying to the mentally ill obsessed freak
>>3098403Never rule out a starving beast
>>3098407There is no guarantee I would have had this same luck with free pulls. The event + gibs will recoup what I spent anyway.
>>3098416Got it. Thank you! I don't really have much of a choice aside from the two. I do have por plancha, budding, prof, straightaway adept. nimble, See ya later, uma stan, head on, unstoppable, I wanna win with you. If there's one more skill I can consider, then it's the inheritance of campting Taiki in exchange for double straightaways or sprinting gear
>>3098376nah, only colts
>>3098407Gambling is fun
>>3098423Okay that's retarded logic. You don't know what your luck will be. The idea is to spend as little carats as possible. Now your free rolls are essentially wasted. >>3098414Sure it's just a game, a game that loves to screw you! And hates to hand out currency. Like do you not feel you shot the gun since you have 50 free rolls left?
>>3098414Dia makes me weak even though I don't really play Lates so it's hard for me to use her :( I need them both, they are so hot
>>3098426Free stuff is also funI think you guys are just impatient and low impulse control which has nothing to do with flatliners
>laurel wonAnd with that, the jap meme about how only pure girls win at gang beasts is over
>>3098411Nah dude you are alone in your schizo quest, fuck off from these threads and stop derailing them
>>3098424Hmm. I don't think you can go wrong with Sprinting Gear or Pace Straights double, but I'll go with pace straights double final answer. Listen to your gut, just my $0.02
>>3098427i dont give a fuck about waiting for free rolls its my account not yours
>>3098436Alright! Got it!Wuv u
>>3098437You know, I can't say I'm a fan of this attitude of yours. Simmer down
>>3098427>The idea is to spend as little carats as possibleBrother my pull plan is already set. I spent less than what I could afford to spend and I’m having threesomes with NY Kita and Dia right now. You’re free to live how ever frugally you want to.
>>3098419I'd assume that yeah you need to doxx yourself to your postal service. That's how it works>For above 14 years oldAccording to google. If you mark yes, only an adult will be able to sign and recieve it. If you mark no, your teen son for example would be able to recieve it.I would not mark it since it's not a lewd product or anything. But you do you. They aren't trying to profile your figgy as lewd or anything. It's just for delivery purposes.
>>3098432Talking about /v/ clubs in the /v/ thread isn't derailing anything. Clearly I'm not the only guy that hates him
>>3098427I saved a spark for this shit. I was gonna spend carats most likely, so might as well get some rolls out of the way early. Got them in 20 so I luckchadded them. Anything else is just a bonus. That's the way the cookie crumbles. I consider it a massive success.
>>3098441But why not just wait till after the free rolls?
>>3098389I was lucky but not lucky enough
>>3098376>nowI've been a Sweepfag for over a year at this point though I'm not attracted to other "fillies" like Urara or Beeshino
>>3098431She is a pure girl, she just knows what she likes and how to obtain itIts like someone saw curren and went "what if we did that but not shit"
>>3098444Which danchou is your favorite then? Do you wuv your danchou?
>>3098439>why are you rolling now are you retarded>you know i can't say i'm a fan of this attitude of yoursfuck you
>>3098449Pure unfiltered succubus that is
>>3098451
Why do browns get so offended when other people spend carats?
>>3098454Post hand
>>3098454It's not browns just regular 'tism>You are not spending your carats efficiently, we don't do that in Germany.
>>3098450The Oy Neigh danchou kicks flatliners and is good at the game so he's my favorite. Yes.
>hurr durr poorfagspost how much carats you have right now
>>3098456Why are we suddenly pretending like carat management isn't a huge aspect of this gameOr do you guys just have sub 1,000 carats at all times?
>>3098446I have quite literally never gotten lucky on free pulls in this game. My best result was 0LB Rice on Rice/Riko.
>>3098403Laurel!
>>3098457That's good, make sure to tell him you wuv him
>>3098463You should give your free rolls to me if you aren't gonna use them
>>3098362>>3098370you need more accels than normal at least. consider picrel. on sprint it takes 5 accels and 1/3 of late race to reach top speed. on long it takes 2 accels and only 1/4 of late race to reach top speed. the buff durations are shorter on sprint so they pull less weight, so you have to compensate by adding more options.On longer CMs they say you want like .6 accel, 2-3 skills. I the buffs last 1/3 as long on sprint, you want 3x as much, so like 6+ accels.on a pace chaser you'd be looking at sprinting gear, nimble nav, head on, plancha, blossom, spe or mummycreek uniques.big gambles probably not worth taking include straight descent, meticulous measures, corner accel, straight accel, and countermeasure
>>3098415
>>3098444Club drama is nigger behavior, you are quite brown so I will leave you to seethe alone for all eternity
>>3098462Carats?
>>3098470Can somebody get this hothead out of here?
>>3098462>If you don't behave exactly as I do then you are a 0 impulse control fag with permanently 0 carats.You know I was just joking with the 'tism comment but I think I was actually right.
>>3098471>Happy newma future
>>3098475Talk to digitan!
>>3098476Spe wouldn't make that face while saying that, half the newmas are her spawn.
>>3098476The event umas are all oldmas though
>>3098442I'm an adult and it's not really lewd, everyone who can receive it at home is an adult too , I don't know if I should mark it as above 14. I'm such a newfag to all this damn
>>3098476The future is now, old man
>>3098475We literally have people quit the game because they get bricked on card banners and have to spark three times, sometimes more. YOU dont have that big of a stockpile, people telling you to wait for free carats are trying to help you from getting fucked.>HURR HURR that's autistic>come to the autism factory>surprised when you meet autismos
>>3098468Normally I can know how it work with just the track but sprintcasino really is so confusing to work with. I'll keep that in mind on my next acesThanks!
>>3098475This is NOT a good carat stock heading into Ramonu.
>>3098475i have 100k and I don't feel safe at all
>>3098486NTA but if you got three to four gems saved up its more than enough
>>3098486It's 2 sparks and I also have 2 rainbow crystals. I'll be fine
I have 70k carats and I want Ramonu, CB and VInes, what do I do?
>>3098491spark ramonu in 200
>>3098493I have 100 pink tickets, I get over 1 spark for free with the free pulls
>>3098489If you use your crystals now speed pasa could brick you.
>>3098495Pasa schmasa, I'll make itI'll get more crystalsI'll oshirollI am a /strongmind/ Torenah, unlike you
Anyone cleating grass SSR?
>>3098478>It was Digitan inviting me to the ballroom so we could ogle at umas togetherShe's so fucking based.
>>3098467But I will use them though, I just won’t get anything. And that’s alright because I already got Kita and Dia.
>>3098502Those floppers are deadly weapons
>>3098501The sole TRUE and HONEST uma around
I've already accepted a long time ago that unless you're a whale you cannot aim for umas and cards unless you really limit your uma pulls so I said FUCK THAT and chose to only pull for umas from now on since I don't care about CM and TT anyway
>>3098512How many fucking umas do you people even have your eyes on? Jesus man talk about polygamy
>>3098513I don't pull for umas with the intention of creating some sort of dumb harem or whatever
>/v/ma sings - Ms. VICTORIA>ResourcesStarter pack with song, instrumental, lyrics and Fenomeno can be found therehttps://files.catbox.moe/69ibz8.zip>SubmissionSend your vocal tracks by mail to anon524287@gmail.comor upload it somewhere like catbox and post it here if you are brave enoughAdvice and more detailed guidelines in the starter pack>BonusPlease tell me your oshi and /v/ club if you're in oneMaybe I'll do something with it on the video, or group you with your clubmates (maybe, no promise)>DeadlineNo deadline, let's take our time>Want to help?I'm not a pro mixer or anything. I've done a few projects like this though so I have some experience. If you want to do it, hit me up on my mail.(Somebody already proposed to work on the vid.)>Why not XYZ instead?Ms. VICTORIA was voted months ago by other anons. Umapyoi Densetsu was close. Maybe next time?We're doing Full version so anons can hear themselves more (it's important to me as a mixer), but you can sing and send Game ver. if you prefer. You won't be penalized or judged because of that.
>>3098513Im aiming for the parents, which im more or less done. Afterwards im only getting select umas aces.
>>3098512>skip [style] wit card>skip dura speed>skip flower powerez 1000 pulls (it's not enough)
>>3098513Since there are no 3rd Opera's and Tama's alt, I won't pull on umas. Except if they give free rolls like the current one, or semi-limiteds like Pokke since you can't buy those.
>>3098519The more I learn about JP umas, the more I realize some umas here are really underrated, like STachyon/Uni
>>3098523What the fuck is underrated about those two because they're the mainstay of parents.
>>3098529>Uni and STachyon in AI think that's a pretty big understatement
>>3098523Uni? Neo Universe?
>>3098519>maru SS tier>good in 1(one) trackwhat did they mean by this
This Fedex shit is so complicated, I never had this happen other times I bought on Ebay
>>3098542>he doesnt know how maru inherit works
Nothing has really changed since I started flatlining.The desire to play is barely there, would have just been doing auto runs, which Ive come to realize gives you the same satisfaction as not playing the game. Nothing has changed.
CBros...Acebros...singular Bubblegumbro...its over...
>>3098549Nobody fucking gambles on red shift anymore, there are way better options available.
>>3098551Sasuga The RAPIST of Tracen
>>3098553Nothing wrong with red shift anon, git gud. Its not a gamble if its a secondary accel.
>>3098550Yeah I feel the same, honestly without these threads I would have quit a long time ago. The community outside of 4chan is fucking dreadful and brainrotted
>>3098555>git gudAnon, I have been in tons of public rooms, I study the best haku umas, Ive raced against the best and Ive got more plats than most. Nobody is fucking running red shift anymore outside of the derby. you have a million better options for accels these days. Look at the top builds of the people who “got gud”, they are not running red shift. I know how it fucking works because I used to do it but I no longer need to because there are better inherits, better accels, better skills to spend SP on. I havent seen an uma run red shift in fucking ages.
>flatline>check out playcucks>nameschizo on the risewhat gives
>>3098523>UniShe is the next Xoggy and sloptubers have been making sure all of their cattle are pulling for her.
>>3098561>Ive got more plats than most.Oh yeah, how many?
>>3098567I don't care about normalfags and what they do, Uni is sex so I will be rolling.
>>3098442Thank god I looked into it, in the EU if I had marked under 14 it would have been subjected to strickt toy testing to make sure it's safe for children and it would probably end up destroyed. I absolutely need to declare it as above 14
that was the second time 4chan has been down in an oguri reign btw she keeps eating the files
Tomorrow, OUR HEROES...and P...Photolepsis?
>>3098512Skill issue. The calculator says I can easily afford every trainee I want without giving up any important supports.
This is my reward for drawing her in a swimsuit, based!
>>3098583CAMON ERU GET THOSE DIMES
>>3098583SEIUNSEIUNSEIUNWIN FOR US FLATLINERS
>>3098583Fareno's got this in the bag
>>3098587Congrats on your buma.
>>3098542to be fair it's a triple crown race, so that should honestly put her over mickey mouse race merchants like taiki or nishino
>>3098587wonder acute naizuri
>>3098587At this rate Acutefags will make up a fitfh of /v/ma.
>>3098583Palaiologos
>>3098607... And WindyGODS the remaining 4/5ths?Actually, does Zephyr ever interact with Windy?
>>3098599
>>3098610Byzantine Dream-san...
>>3098615a cutemusumepretty
>>3098614There's like only 2~3 neighas who like Windy
I... I like Windy.
>>3098620There are SEVERAL of us!
>>3098621>>3098622Maybe 4 or 5
Decided to draw before work, put on a timer at 25 minutes. In these 25 i managed to draw more than in 2 hours on a weekend. Any other drawfag had something like that? >>3098626There are a COUPLE of us!
>>3098626That's 5 out of 200+ anons. ~2% of /v/ma's total population.
I...i like Vodka
the only uma who has no true fans is bourbon
>>3098632Not a drawman not actual one anyways but I suspect its because yo were focused during those 25 minutes instead of fucking about and getting distracted
>troondy
>>3098641>>>/v/
>>3098620One of those WindyGODS? Me.My Windyganda worked and it even created a ritualfag (gomenasorry).
I LIKE DAIWA SCARLET
>>3098636How does she stay cool?
>>3098644Your windyganda permanently soured me on her. She is one of the few characters i actively dislike.
>Try to buy the 7500 carats good goy package>Game crashes, no transaction>Do it 3 times>Same outcomeCyjews please fix your game I'm trying to give you my hard earned money
>>3098644Shinko Tummy
>>3098644Based. I actually tried drawing a thing with windy, but sadly im not a capable enough drawshitter to do so. i tried drawing Windy recieving headpats, but ive no clue hpw to properly draw hair
>>3098632>>3098633>>30986446~7 tops if we count the ritualfag
>>3098647water
>>3098632that's literally just focus, it happens all the timesometimes I just keep bouncing back and forth between loading my auto runs, checking here and drawfagging and that makes me very unproductivea little trick for focus is to stare at your pen for a minute straight, or having a deadline (like you did here), but yeah it's just focus
>>3098650Did you do it on the steam version or the mobile? Steam is more reliable.>>3098648>She is one of the few characters i actively dislike.Who are the others? Surely not Teio!
>>3098632"You" have finally "arrived" and entered "the zone"
I HATE TALL UMAS BIGGERS
>>3098662>Surely not Teio!I don't care that much about Teio desu.>Who are the others?The Hibernian Harlot for crimes against my carat stash and career terrorism, Ryan for the torment she put me through in the parent mines, Curren because +90% of posts with her image attached to it are annoying/low quality. Bonus: Daiwa; i don't hate her is just prefer Uodka
I hate Fedex so fucking much, I never had to do this much bullshit before
>>3098674Pump isn't even a good green spark. You only went to the mines because you wanted to spend time with her.
>>3098666Neat! Though i have already been called a schizo before back in that thread where i made a Uf auto-Muteki >>3098656Oh! So, in Helios' words "Just lock tf in, twin"
So, how tall are you next to your umawives?SEAniggers need not apply, this is for humans only.
>>3098688Too many newmas grrrr
>>3098688AIEEE STOP SPOILERINGim waiting for that guy on youtube to make a eng sub version, for a dirty gaijin like me
>>3098681How much paperwork do you need to get something delivered really. In my cunt, they mail me that my package has arrived, I just pick it up at a post office near my home, sign, pay the import tax, done.Still even if it's a chore get it done. The figgy is already here all that separates you from her is bullshit paperwork and bureaucracy
>>3098652You could have been the second drawgod ever to draw her.
>>3098694I'm only 162 cm...
>>3098688I don't know a single thing about Logotype. She's like the Ines Fujin of newmas (wuv u wagie but it's true)
>>3098694194 cm. Scheming eunuchs love my Rickey.
>>3098705>this is how Anglos look like if you have unlocked Daoist Master Spirit Vision
>>3098699She is tearing that shopping cart up
>>3098495When the fuck are you neighas ever going to spend your crystals?>SAVE THEM FOR RAMONU>NO ACTUALLY SAVE THEM FOR PASAWhen we get there who will it be next? Shakur? AI?
>>3098698They are asking me to sign some fuck ass documents that are meant for companies, they also say I am exempt from VAT which is NOT TRUE so I want to avoid that shit as much as possible. Any other time I bought from Ebay I never had to do this
>>3098694>177cm>exactly avg height in my countryif i were to LARP as a japanese torena, id imagine myself to be 170cm (apparently avg japanese male height)That being said: >166cmId be slightly taller than her
>>3098694I'm taller than her by 20cmit's Rice
>>3098714Its the same as asking for PC build advice>noo, save for next gen gpu>noo, by then new gen processors will be a year out>noo, then some other shit will cone out in a years timeMeanwhile youre sitting with your shitty rigReal advice is to get to "lmao but thats cope" LB and roll with that while youre getting more carats
>I share a thread with heightcelsI can't be around you guys anymore
>>3098699You know what, it moght look shitty, but fuck it, ill try my best.
>>3098694Not the tallest guy in the world but this seems awkward as hell. Kinda hot though.
>>3098728Look up your heights in https://www.howheight.com/en/tools/hug-simulatorThere are different poses too
>>3098694>that dude in the middleOYAKODON KINO
>>3098694SiriusDAWGS, is it lookin good?
>>3098729Yeah no this looks creepy as hell unless I actively remember she has massive tits at the perfect height for uhhh... mongolian basket weaving.
>>3098714I always treat uncap crystals as backup plan in case you fail to MLB. If I happen to keep getting lucky that I can hoard it, I'll use it to reduce a pity or two.
>>3098733
>>3098733>perfect height for uhhh... mongolian basket weaving.Wait, so THIS is what this website is for??
>>3098733>she has massive tits at the perfect heightGod damn, I see it
why does inari have such huge tits anywaydid the real horse have giant balls or something
>>3098746Same as Daiwa, owner asked for the big tits.Daiwa was stipulated to be bigger than Vodkas.
>>3098754Isn't that just a rumor?
>>3098754>Same as Daiwa, owner asked for the big tits.You know this isn't true, right?
>>3098746Because niggas like big tits. Next question. You sound like a game's journalist asking such a retarded question
>>3098746If by giant balls you mean the real horse was a stubborn, dangerous, violent pain in the ass, then yeah. Here we call it "pelotudo" because animals with too much testosterone(balls too big) behave like violent retards. It actually does kinda fit.
>>3098764I can fix him
>>3098694
>>3098764Reading your post reminded me pigs have insanely huge balls
>>3098762damn bro why so upset? I was just curious
>>3098780He has big balls 4u
I swear if Fedex steals my figgie I'm gonna chimp out, I cannot sign this shit I'll get arrested for fake tax information
>>3098764that's what argies have been saying all this time? I thought it was just a random slur
>>3098787Argies are painfully retarded
>>3098729Nice
>>3098784Why are you black
>>3098784Just go to an office and have a clerk help you, maybe you clicked a wrong button and it sent you through a whole flux not designed for regular people but for corporations or something. Or call. Idk I can't help you too much through an anonymous forum.
Very good gang beasts this morning. Love CB's scratchy laugh.
>>3098806I can't really call their costumer support since they charge you up the ass, I'll have to go e-mail
>>3098814I'm convinced Ace loves Laurel
>>3098789don't fuck the horse vro
We in for another 3rd place
>>3098823I think it's more Laurel took her revenge after all the bullying in Repo.
>>3098729
>>3098837
>>3098840This is rape
Following umas are.only good for their bodiesGold ShipPandoraMachanScarletMr. CBDotoCreekTaikiNaritaBiwa
>>3098840giwtwm
>>3098845>naritawhich one
>>3098844
>>3098845You forgot Ruby
>b*&nce sloppa
>>3098852Taiki would be better if she didn't dress like a whore
>>3098848Ahh of them
we need blast onepiece in the game asap so we can get rid of taiki
>>3098840https://youtu.be/xOODvpDJa4c?t=205
>>3098856You're a tiny man with no taste.
>>3098845Tarumae???
stop posting sloppa danchigger
>>3098867Is he gonna release those mods or is he gonna tease us foreverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_JI3qaWsOo
danchoubroken
Taiki would be better if she was pregnant with my child
Got banned from /vg/ and after spending 3 days here exclusively it really is better.
>>3098878
>>3098878bwo...
>>3098878How the fuck do you get banned from that shithole?
>>3098875She's not pregnant she's just fat (I took her out to Golden Corral).
we need blast onepiece in the game asap so her and taiki can both fucking obliterate my spine at the same time
>>3098878You posted some nasty ass porn, didnt ya.
>Logic [Trivial: Success]: That is an obvious attempt at thread derailment. You should do your best to ignore it.
>>3098883/pol/ shit
>>3098845>Machan>>>>>"biwa" 10/10 ragebait, actually got me
>>3098878Another ref/vg/ee is outed as a silly degenerate? What are the odds?
>>3098892Alright, please fuck off.
the gang beasts tournie is cute. It would be a lot cuter if I could learn Japanese but it's LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE
>>3098867This is a crossover I never thought I'd see
>>3098893
>>3098887First time I've ever thought Cafe was hot
>>3098890>Half-light [trivial: success]
>>3098897I was baited!
>>3098884For any non-burgers here please don’t get any ideas in your head about going to Golden Corral I beg you from the bottom of my heart, stay away for your own good.
>>3098898just do your ankis bro
>>3098893Biwa has a nice body, tho
>>3098904https://files.catbox.moe/7wjivw.jpg
>>3098909Are they even still in business? Every one near me closed down years ago.
>>3098599DO NOT REPOST>>3098615DO NOT EDIT
>>3098909I haven't been to Golden Corral in like 20 years, I guess it would have turned shitty in clown world.I bet CiCi's Pizza also went to shit.
>>3098918Don't worry bro. I've already alerted the proper danchous.
>>3098910Aniki...
>>3098878We don't want you here either, fuck off
>>3098913
>>3098913Cafe would not do this.>>3098925Dober would not do this.
>>3098927Would Buena?
>>3098926Kek, kino
>>3098930
>>3098925>>>/vg/
jannies really are the most worthless niggers on the planet
>>3098904My condolence that it had to be that artist
>u****
>>3098927
>>3098937What's wrong with them
>>3098927what if saw a dog
yuro hours amirite
>>3098936True, otherwise you'd be banned
>bring /vg/fags>thread instantly becomes shit like /uma/Being against immigration is just common sense
>>3098940Cafe would not do that.
>>3098941Mindbroken by Cygames' strike on his art that he drew NTR (the genre) of the umas
>>3098940Go back to /uma/ already
>>3098945It's just /uma/ hours
>>3098694Me and Pandora
>>3098921You'll never catch me!
>>3097562I'll really miss mass effect the most, the amount hours I spent on all three of them won't be forgotten.Though funny enough I started with ME3 because back in the day when my dad bought the pirated game we had no idea about the whole import save and shit, took a while for me to get ME1 through ME3 eventually kek
>>3098941Femcel that used to mostly draw McQueen getting fucked by a 11/10 gigachad from LADSGot a DMCA hit by Cygames ninjas for drawing pornHad a huge meltyNow only draws the umas getting sold to prostitution and sexual slavery by the yakuza, distributed on her discord mainly. Mostly ryona, gangbang, humilliation, etc.
>>3097562Dragon Age Origins my beloved. I still get goosebumps(good) from listening to the menu song.
>>3098961Sounds based as fuck honestly
>>3098955I lost interest in mass effect at 3, not because of the most often cited reasons, but because they lost sight of shepard as a pastiche of sci fi adventurer lead characters and protagonists. And tripled down on the cringe worthy he's super duper action hero man. I still remember having second hand embarrassment from that trailer where Garrus is like "you got this" You were born for this"
I GOT SKILL ISSUED
>>3098961valid crashout
Open the rooms!
>>3098961Kek I remember the McQueen art. Wasn't McQueen her self insert?
>>3098961>herThought the artist was a gay boy
>>3098961The DMCA hit turned out to be a fake
>>3098961Is that artist also the one that had a spergout about their art getting leaked so they made a massive post complaining about it and started putting invisible watermarks on it to single out the leakers
>>3098981You can just send fake DMCAs to get posts you don't like deleted? No wonder nobody uses Xitter anymore.
>>3098988People do that on Youtube all the time
Jump scare warning
>>3098961Yeah she went ballistic. Shame, art is pretty solid.
>>3098988Yeah, youtube is infamous for how often that happens
>>3098996This is just gross
>>3098961based foid
>>3098962For me it's Jade Empire.
>>3099002Its also her self-insert. You can see its drawn by a woman because she loves being manhandled and bullied by giant men.
>>3098996>umabroken
>>3098996why are western lewd artists so bad at writing dialogue? It's always bottom of the barrel brazzers tier dogshit
>>309897538047036testing whether or not deboofers are actually worth it on sprints
>>3099008Some men love that too
>>3098887>>3098996I don't even think this art looks appealing.
>>3099012Men dont draw cocks arm sized, unless its a gay man.
>>3098996>Shame, art is pretty solid.it's not, it's just typical westurd drawabox slop with melty faces and allyou csn yell the guy doesn't even like the fetishes because there's zero eros in his work, just pure shock valuet. professional rapist, his rapes suck
>>3099010Drawing for patreon bucks produces soulless artwork
>>3099015der/v/...
Who's /v/ma's star club?
>>3099011Put the debuffers in the back, youre literally giving boosts to front.
>>3099011https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=0SmI79o-AYoy1Otepd8dzZ0gyeowch, what the fuck happened to taishin there
>>3099020/hug/
>>3099010I thought they were SEA?
t-minus 1 hour before I miss a day of logging in
I'd like to manhandle and bully McQueen with my arm sized cock
>>3099014I'll be honest when the penis is tiny or badly drawn it's a huge turnoff to me because I want to feel powerful and have my cock worshipped by the girl. And I'm straight.
>>3099020/HotUmaGlue/
>>3099018yeah unironically, point still stands
>>3099024I was checking out to see if its worth to try denying paces plancharesults inconclusive so far
I want mcqueen to bully me with her arm-sized cock
>>3099036Teiobro...
>>3099030
>>3099030You can still change your mind! Come on, don't miss out on these tasty carats and shards!
I want natie to bully me with her cock-sized arm
>>3099036>>3099031@asterGPT, go through burger king leaks, find these torenas adresses, send hitmen there
>>3099025Its a midrace Taishin that doesnt have a turbo sprint. She also got brocked. Her power is quite bad too. Other Taishin got brocked by Kingu.
>This failure of a run>UG3If you say so, Cyjews.
>>3099035You cant deny pasas with fronts that have all the midrace replaced by debuffs. Also dominator hits umas in front so its wasted.
>>3099047that's a pretty solid machan
>>3099023unironically who does this shit happens worldwide?
>>3099030AIIIIEEEEE I AM GETTING SECOND THOUGHTS AND FOMO IDK WHAT TO DO
>>3099050Oops...
>>3099035with sprintsloppa you need thousands of data points to learn anything
>>3099051Can confirm from slavland, yes, happens here
>>3099051>whoi nned sleep
>>3099041lol
>>3099043I ought to make a new one but this one's had around 60-70% winrate so far and topping fast learner sprint S is fucking rough
>>3099035Make more rooms anon. My pasa is right here to test your mettle.
>>3099023Should teach myself how to sew again, useful to extend the lifespan of some clothes
The flatter the uma the more of a size queen she is
>>3099051Big metal tins are useful for storing all sorts of knick knacks
>>309906055132314sure
>>3099051In Kentucky...
>>3099062>2nd biggest uma is obsessed with kidshhhmmmm
>>3099069sex with lolidober
>>30990656/9 join if you wanna test your umas against double dom in >sprint
Finally watched the Christmas concert. Probably the best concert to date. The song is good and the girls look great. Also not too distracting with backup dancers and shit.Hokko is a fat cow.(compliment)Rickey has a perfect body but her attire is too silly(and I'm sobbing)Acute is cute :D
>>3099038
>>3099077>too silly It's feng shui!
>off-model
>>3099076https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=3s3t-3aZQWV5lSwn9B2stg1Ookay I definitely need to make a new taishin, thanks for joining
>>3099090Lemme race you
Should I?
>>3099090Lemme try my team too
>>3099086mommy-sized seiun is the best tho
Wit Sweep feels like such a sack of shit to use, Ruby is better than this.
>>3099090Try makin one like mine. Also you do need other aces, Oguri is the safest pick.As far as Taishin goes, frontal speed bonuses wont do much for you and ignited speed is really poor. Rest is solid.Also Satono is guaranteed speed carryover for pacers, yet to see people figuring that one out.
>>3099086Oh, ill show you off model, look at THIS!
>>3099104Nisio pls go
>>3099098>>3099091sure80213166
>>3099062I'm so big for haru urara
>>3099102I used to run a camping Taiki but her winrates have been consistently around 15%~ so I'm currently trying out the solo ace stratfrankly just not feeling like training any more for this CM I'm not gonna lie, I want to go back to the comfy parent mines
What if we cut Hayahides hair short?
>>3099104umas with their hair cut are my weakness...
>>3099114Make an Oguri,its easy. Camping Taiki is solid too, just put turbo sprint on her and gamble.Hell, turbo sprint on everyone. You just need one of them to highroll.
>>3099108Waiting for the other bro
>>3099115I will kill you.
>>3099123Waiting warmly...
>>3099115I would be forced to disembowel you.
>>3099126Im letting other bros race, il come over if dude is a no show.
Does End Closers job more frequently than Lates and Paces? Three golds and somehow this sex gremlin lost all triple crowns, the mile champion and dirt champion at 600 spd and 400 pow.>>3099104Please stay Nisio. Your tastes for short cuts are fresher than most by half.
>>3098694Me in the middle
>>3099116
If I don't get my onsen ticket this run I will flatline and never trade shoes again
>>3099078SKY NO YOU CANT GO ANY YOUNGER
>>3099139HOLY SEXO
>>3099108https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=VaX6ACk1Jn3hva5k2x-PQX4dtrouble breaking out from traffic huh tazuna sure whatever you sayggs
>>3099145AAAAIIIIIIIEEEE END CLOSERS TOO STRONGThanks for the hostan!
>>3099137Wow, how easy it was to make me like hokko, huh>>3099132Im not him, but, hypothetically, which club would i be in?
>>3099144noone says that
>>3099132If you mean for farming parents.Lates and Ends are finicky. Sometimes they just job for no real reason. Also remember that her ult is situational so in a lot of tracks she has no ult. Or maybe you just got unlucky
>>3099145Thank you for the rooms
>>3099146I wish you the best oshigamer, I don't have the balls to bring rob roy to a sprint
>>3099149Yes I am noone and yes I say that
>>3099139I think Barbin should cut her neck hair-short
>>3099145Yet my own ends keep jobbing
>Noone
>>3099153Thanks! I only realized her unique is buggy this CM after I mutated her. Once in a blue moon it activates, but mostly it doesn't
>>3099157>>3099146>>3099145Ends are kinda inconsitent in sprints. Theyre good but you do need some pacers for safety.
>>3099147Did you misquote? Degens go in der/v/ btw,
To think I actually somehow believed this sack of shit Sweep card would make my life easier. I'm never touching it again, what a fucking brick.
I almost opened the game by mistake
>>3099183Whats the big idea behind this card, anyway? It has restraint, but i thought thatd just make it parentslop card then?
>posting scat
>>3099198it has neck and neck for end closer, with restrictive condition. it's just not worth getting.
>>3099198
>>3099183Skill issue, lb0 Mr CBT btw
>>3099195what the fuck
>>3099204Skill issue on my part by not posting the image
>>3099206Scatjeet came back, ignore it
>>3099132>Does End Closers job more frequently than Lates and Paces?Yes. The backliner tax is real and you should avoid it at all cost by setting your ends/lates as either pace or front except for long races during career.
>>3099208You aren't actually calling it a skill issue and then posting wit that low, right? You have another screenshot you meant to post with higher wit, yes? Regardless you can have fun, I wont be touching it again.
I thought I had found a pretty stupid idea to mutate but turns out HP scales with tracks
>>3099132>Does End Closers job more frequently than Lates and Paces?They, especially ends with late race uniques have to fight their way through the whole pack. It's just the highest possible chance you get blocked by random 200 speed NPC. Mid-race unique ends like Goldshi/CB etc. tend to fare better since they're often competing with the paces when late race hits.
>>3099216Buddy you got MLB CB, you probably fucked up the friendships or wit cards never showed up
>>3099201>>3099203>end closerAh, well, its sweepy, shouldve been obvious, my bad
daiichi ruby is a woke mind virus
Missed the rooms award
Confirmed, I missed my first batch of dailies and Palmer stars ever. Thankfully I don't care about Fatwa
>I want to run rooms>but I would NEVER host them
>>3099229>wit cards never showed up>Shit wit Sweep card tanking my wit trainings is somehow a skill issueSure bro. I'm glad you got a good run out if it, she was complete horseshit for me on five runs. I wont touch her again.
>>3099235she's hot tho
>>3099235
We love off model art here
>>3099249That looks pretty on model for Dantsu
>I need my tits to be the size of beach balls because I'M STRAIGHT and NOT GAY
>4 SSRs in three free pulls so farI'm spending all my luck too early. Ramonu is going to destroy me.
>>3099254>flattard projection
>>3099183That doesn’t look any different from my runs with Fine Motion. FUCK Fine Motion and not in the sexy way.
>>3099254this but unironically
>>3099260>I see flat women and think of men but I'm NOT GAY
I'm not saying they're my favorite Umas because they have big tits but all my favorite Umas do happen to have big tits
>anon announces he was banned from /vg/>thread starts getting several slop, scat, off model and coomer picsThis is why I'm never touching that place.
>>3099261She was surprisingly kind to me this CM.
>>3099254Seething Suzuka...
>>3099254Depends on the uma t b h. But some, like Dantsu, need some fat fucking tats.
>>3099273HOLD THE LINEJUST A FEW MORE DAYS
Kekliners will never know this feel.
Dantsu, like Tarumae, is only significant because of her beautiful tits and breedable body.
>>3099290AIEEEEE NO I WANT TO LOG IN
I should have bought the Dantsu fig with the fat ass. I'm a retard, she makes me diamonds
>>3099295You still can
I thought you couldn't stock pulls? The game told me yesterday they were going to expire. Am I bricked?
>>3099293This but unironically.She is such a non character in the movie
Dantsu is literally #1 on my umas I would marry list
>>3099301If you don't log in on the first day then when you do log in you'll get a set for every day you didn't log in.
How would you rate each of the movie umas exclusively by their movie presence?
Daiwabros...
>>3099310Sex/10
>>3099301You can stock pulls but ONLY if you didn't log in before free pulls started and ONLY if you wait to log in until the free pulls switch over to the other banner. If you log in AT ALL while the free pulls are going on you can't horde them anymore and only get to use what you already have + what's left of the daily 10 pulls.
>>3099273>der/v/>+4AIIIIEEEE IT WAS ALL PART OF THEIR PLAN
Can you do a 40/60 split by not login in on the day the free pulls switch until after the second reset?
>>3099310opera aura farming is the only thing I remember from it
>>3099314Not what I asked
>>3099323yes
>>3099308>>3099315I SCREWED UP. I wanted to flatline. I wanted to take easy street. I don't want to do my dailies
>>3099310Pokke was a shonen character that yelled a lot but she was a good protagonist with a realistic struggle that I don't see much in movies since most plots are "perfect" with a climax at the end but real life is not like that, most people don't get closure on their struggles and it showed this well.Fuji was a good mentor figure and her racing outfit was beautifully and sexily animatedTachyon was a good "antagonist" and I enjoyed her antics.Cafe was a schizo and was mostly just there.Dantsu was cute but also didn't do much.Opera felt a bit shoehorned in the plot. At least the aurafarm was good.
I can't believe Silence Suzuka fuckin died
>>3099310NTR>PokkeI felt Pokke got her movie hijacked by Tachyon and Opera O when she showed up
>>3099314Jungle Ugly >>3099323Tamugly Cross
>>3099323You either get 50 pulls on cards + 50 pulls on trainees or 100 pulls on trainees effectively. Logging in at all breaks it even if you flatline for a few days after.
>>3099333agreed.
>>3099338Well yeah, Tachyon is the star of the movie. She owns JP's ass
>>3099310the movie sucked and I came out of it disliking every character in it, especially Pokke who was annoying the whole way through
it was impossible to get invested in beginning of a new era's story because jungle bucket was such a lame protagonist
>>3099342>even if you flatline for a few days afterThat's not what i asked.
I need a Bourbon and Rice movie
it was impossible to fail NOT logging in but retards are somehow doing that
>>3099323Tama is kinda sexy when her ears are naked
>>3099352You got season 2 of Pretty Derby
>>3099352this but a fucked up scene in star blossom
>>3099352The Rice Shower episode was the most kino part of the tv series you can't improve perfection.
I need a movie about Nishino getting bred by everyone.
Thought I was at /uma/ for a second
When does the /uma/ raid stop?
>>3099344Why is spe so fucking hot?
>>3099342this is not true, free rolls don't reset at daily reset but at the event reset, 7 hours after the daily resetyou can save the last card tenner by logging off before the event reset and logging in 24 hours later to get 20 pulls
>>3099304>he fell for the cheese trick
Pure sex acquired. Thank you free rolls.
Usable at 1LB?For miles, anyway?
>>3099368The infamous der/v/ secret tapes…
>>3099381If you have 2 MLB speed cards to complement then yeah that shit's value
>>3099357You could legitimately just draw a random stick figure with zero distinguishing traits and coomers ITT would find something sexy about it.
>>3099381if you run her as your third speed card, yes.
/uma/ rape? did someone said rape?
>>3099381As a third card, yeah
>>3099386Uoooh
>>3099370you are
Hm, not too badIs Grass card of any use?
>i-it's a scam bannerJust get lucky lmao
>>3099400I will get this for free in a couple of days.
>>3099400I'll get it for free though.
>>3099404Nta but can't wait for flatliner seethe as they get nothing
>>3099399I don't think so, but she does give late surger savvy and furious feat so maybe ok for a miler guts build or for looping skills
Do your G3 race or else...
>>3099413Not until Sunday
why do crabs pick on flatliners and not on first-rates
>>3099408Anyone flatlining without the rest of the spark is a retard deserves it if they don't get her
Sex with the City
>>3099300>Releases in JanuaryNah it's close I'll just buy it when she comes out. Unless I unexpectedly lose my job. If that happens then no more figgies for me
Come to Tomakomai
>>3099198>>3099203Accel is good on paper but1. You gamble on your midrace being shit2. Now you gotta translate that accel into the distance you lost for your end being shit3. King halo inherit gives you this already4. Taishin is really good at going Golshi mode during midraceHell, you always built your ends to be 6th to 5th,its a high gamble already.
>six scam banners up right nowWhy are they spamming so many? Do we have any numbers for how many people buy carats?
>>3099418they think that spending money makes them stronger trainers
>>3099382grosswe are not monsters
>>3099413I have sex flat goddess Tama though
>>3099428nipponeses like to spend a fuck ton of money on christmas, this is just a repeat of what happened in JP, they have no reason to do anything related for global regarding banners
>>3099438>nipponeses like to spend a fuck ton of money on christmasThe West doesn't?
>>3099440Despite what Cygames wants you to think it is not currently Christmas
>Cute family moment one way>Looks like a doujin cover the other
>>3099443>it is not currently ChristmasThe Holidays*
>>3099198Might just be a low roll. I got >>3096505 first try with a weaker version of your deck.
>>3099423Cum in Tarumae
>>3099444Just make the loli do double v hand signs and you have a perfect sick fuck doujin cover
>>3099440Not with the current economy, unless youre a retard. Maybe in the 90s.Modern kids dont even buy toys that much.
>>3099452Don't mind if I do
>>3099452>>3099462Get the fuck out ERP faggots
>>3099464Educate yourself before you point fingers.
neighas think that spamming a dirtoid will make people like heryou faggots won't even career dump
>>3099464Literally not what ERP means
>>3099440is it christmas in the west right now?
>>3099469ERPing in front of an audience is kind of like an exhibitionist thing for them.
>>3099469He's doing it to bait people.
>>3099443>>3099472My job has already started the gay as early Christmas rush so it may as well be. I hate it.
>Half Light [Easy: Failure]: Yes! That's it! Reply to them. Give them a piece of your mind. Make it everyone's problem.
^these posts are not funny in the slightest too btw
gonna kms get me out of this shit hole
>>3099483Prettiest sight in tomakomai:
>>3099483This looks pretty imo not sure if you're being sarcastic.
>>3099483fallout nv ass grass
>>3099483So this is the shithole known as Commiefornia>>3099486Looks like sludge man
>>3099483hola nacho
>>3099488>goes outside on overcast day>what the fuck it looks like shit out hereThe San Gabriel mountains are behind that cloud btw
>>3099483I like it though.... looks comfy....
>>3099494Going to a concert in such shit weather would've sucked too
>>3099476I have to go buy candies for the kids. I always spend like 50$ bucks on candy since there's a lot of kids in my neighborhood. It feels good to make the kids happy though, so it's worth it.
>>3099498der/v/...
>>3099483>yuros when they see a cloud
>>3099500Evropa famously a place without any clouds.
>>3099500i look like this and i say this
>>3099483
>>3099500nobody's coming to california from europe with flight prices like this
>everyone was forced to flatline because of the PHP exploitThe funniest thing
>>3099247
>>3099486It's horrible, California can't be beautiful! There can't be rain!>>3099494Wrong range, little more west.
>>3099499Bruh it's halloween I have to do it. For all the little lads of the world. I want to be the cool unc that gives out good candies in a large amount and not just 2 cheap candies per kid. My mom never let me go out on halloween as a kid, so this is how I compensate as an adult.
>>3099499you can't just reply with >der/v/...to every post that mentions children or rape
>>3099507But Cygames is paying for it
>>3099513okay oy neigha
>>3099483You can fuck off dude. The rain was really nice. God forbid it isn't sunny and dry all of the time.
>>3099483>can't handle a little bit of overcast on his now FREE vacation
>>3099508my tp gauge didn't even max out in the maintenance period
>>3099511I took a guess. Commiefornia is such a shithole that they only have THREE mountains ranges near LA
Hope I don't get raped.
IS THAT A CLOUDAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>3099508Flatlining just ... feels right
>>3099508>couldn't shitpost about it because it also affected 4chanthe meltys from forced flatlining would've been so funny too
>>3099523Pretty sure that picture is about 40 miles east of LA.
>>3099483:(
>>3099533ay yo where is u get dis picture of me
>>3099464Are you retarded?
>>3099483>Old man yells at clouds
I don't care about people liking Tarumae. I like her.
>>3099526Little Tokyo is nice and pretty safe for LA.
>>3099526If anyone here is going to this (or little tokyo in general) there's a store a block away called Marukai Market. It's basically a smaller don quijote store and I'd recommend going out of your way if you'd like to pick up a few japanese snacks or products.
FEDEEEEX
>>3099483>weeb friends want me to fly to cali next year for a stupid conI hate LA so much why can't we go somewhere better
>>3099522mine did, it felt fucking horrible...
>>3099554If it's AX don't do it
>>3099483Literally what is wrong with this?
>>3099554They should go somewhere with Culvers, where are the Culvers? I would go there
>>3099562no anime girls in sight
>>3099564there's a culvers 10 minutes away from my house.they're alright. only good in comparison to other fast food.rather just charcoal grill my own burgers at home.
>>3099565Come to Kentucky. Anime girls are born here.
>>3099571>Come to KentuckyLiterally nobody says this
>>3099571>Come to Kentucky.
>>3099568>there's a culvers 10 minutes away from my house.FUCK YOUUUUU, I NEED TO GO, I HAVE TO CROSS THE POND FOR IT
>>3099579what do you want so badly at culvers you cant make at home
what's with all the culvers shillingthere are better burgers in americayes even butter burgers
>>3099582Milhouse is trying to force a meme
>>3099582Anything I make at home would be worse, not authentic, I don't even have a grill
>>3099585I remember when /v/ma was trying to shill me arbys
>>3099356Personally, I blame OP.
>>3099588>I don't even have a grilldo yuropoors REALLY?
>>3099585It's just 1 anon that really wants to go there
>>3099576Taiki should be our Tarumae and shill Kentucky
>there was an x post for a gun range meet up today >can't find the postFuck I want to shoot guns. I would even buy the ammo
>>3099593We really, I cook everything on gas
>>3099589Arby's is ass unlike Culver's
>>3099602>>3099602>>3099602I swear if you retards still fail the no login
>>3097985>>3099603
>>3099568Their cheese curds are pretty good at least
>>3099608Thank you!
>>3099608holy shit the madman did it
>>3099608>this much handholding because retards can't readGoddamn. I didn't know we were this retarded
>>3099609ty found the x account might not go because the dude had a spergout overnight
>>3098694I'm 190cm/6'3". I'm taller than any potential wife in-game by a fair margin...I have struggled to actually settle on a wife though. I like 4 umas in particular too much to pick. Hishi Akebono is one(4 inches taller than her), but Symboli Rudolf(9in), Fuji Kiseki(9in) and Fenomeno(8in) are all on the list of potentials...I wonder if they measure from foot to ear...
Man, watching the Belmont stream and these PLEASE FUCK MY HORSE ads are the funniest shit>>3098694>182>145Chart says she's barely below my shoulder but I don't know if her height counts the ears
