>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. Registration begins October 27th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=large>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious Thread: >>3099602
>went to a store>they had halloween decorations>they also already had put up christmas decorations right next to the halloween onesumas for this feel?
>>3101790Running a few more
Pandora LOVE
>>3101794Kek
>most of these places don’t have uma merch>finally find one>$15 keychains and whatnot>but Teio is $80 for some reason
>>3101797She just won without her unique849971578499715784997157
>>3101806You pay the Teio tax of you're a fake fan. Simple as
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>find nice art on skeb>artist never uploaded it to twitter/pixiv it an apparently never uploads their skeb drawings>commissioner also never uploaded>will forever be in my folder with a huge SAMPLE over itstuff like this angers me
>>3101838Thank you. I will continue to flatline in peace
>we're so superior to /vg/ here! >makes 2 threads cause idk retarded You're literally no different
I'll just stay here. You neighas are having neigha moment again.
Staying here cause flatliners don't deserve handholding
>>3101838This sounds me like I'm fucked because I logged in after 11am on the day free pulls started but before 6pm.
>AAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEE THE OP WAS VANDALIZED
>>3101857Too many retards care about shit that LITERALLY DOESN'T MATTER. Can we go back to talking about uma musume pretty derby now
>>3101874Wait yeah am I retarded I did my dailies on Tuesday, am I fuckered?
>>3101778>>3101838Quoting so neighas could see it in the reply chain
Some people are truly cattle
Why is it always Windy? I just wanted to like her in peace.
Man the thread was going so good too until a retard started pointing out shit that didn't matter.
Reposting for everyone
Anyway, back to more important matters. Which soulful mutation are YOU using for sprints?
>>3101894Stop ritualposting
>>3101811That is a good Nishino218806872188068721880687
>>3101894Neigha please quote the OP >>3101778
>>3101895Is taishin considered a soulful mutation?
>>3101898WHO GIVES A SHIT
>>3101894People have been flatling for days
>>3101900Her ears are way too fucking lewd
>>3101895Wedding Fine to go with wedding Curren and Groove.Getting Groundwork and Sprint sparks to hit in the same run is proving harder than I expected.
>>3101902
>>3101900Why is she so evil
Consider
>>3101806Her fractures aren't gonna pay for themselves
Imagine a fat greasy neckbeard living on his mom's basement sweating about text not being on the opening post that no one reads of a thread.
holy hell
>>3101897Is BB better than JV or Taiki didn't trigger it?717151867171518671715186
>>3101811https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=HuLoet_EGMa_iDO1QuutaJnG
>>3101909This is the hishi ama that has daring strike built in right? Whos she paired with anyway
>>3101912I don't have to imagine. That's literally what the hall monitor is. Add on smelly with a smegma infected dick and cholesterol veins and balding
>>3101924>Whos she paired with anyway
>>3101919Well budding blossom has a different role no? Ones an accel and one is current velocity
Just cracked open some good ol' liquid courage before attempting my first take for /v/ma sings. Wish me luck.
>>3101930Nail it neigha
Just heard my neighbor crack open a beer and then start strangling his cat. Didn't even know he had a pet.
>>3101927Oh right, I can't help but look forward to global's reaction to wedding nishino
>>3101930Oh its finally happening?
>>3101933Oh this neighgas funny
>>3101928This gives me the perfect chance to asm a question thats been bugging me, do you deaccelerate when the duration of your current speed buff ends? How does that work
>>3101925You can keep your fetishes to yourself, bwo.
>>3101919Nishino does it again, last one for now910686809106868091068680
>>3101933wtf help the cat
Are (You) looking forward to any of these?
>>3101942HOW ARE YOU WINNING AND IM LOSING MY WINRATE IS IN THE 70S IN PUBLICS AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3101944No, my wife doesn't have one so I don't care.
>>3101944Yes, Manhattan Wife.
>>3101944Why did every banner until 2026 include a child bride option?
>>3101944Why are so many of them children
>>3101944I can't wait for the Bride Motion banner!
>>3101944>HaveMaya, Groove, Fine>Will sparkWedding cafe>WantCurren, Amazon, Halo, Sweep, Cesario, Ramonu>MehNishino and Donna, just not a big fan of pink
>>3101917anon?
>>3101952Anon...
>>3101951Cygames knows its audience
>>3101942She won with inherited TP, thank you all for coming
>>3101944Sweep, Maya, Nishino.I've also ran this comp on CMs that won me plat btw
>>3101944I already got the one I want the most.
>>3101944Wedding sweepy is so fucking hot dude
>>3101959BAAAASED
>>3101944I need sweep carnally dude
>>3101944MayaNishinoSweepthe drought in past two years is troubling though.
>>3101944Sweepy really has the most unique outfit out of them all.
>This mindbreaks /v/ma
>>3101970Its the bloomers man
>>3101970She's based cause she literally cucked Kita for Duramente
>>3101970How do those crystal things in her hair not fall off
>>3101970>>3101971
>>3101961>>3101963she's a literal juvenile
will we ever evolve past the stage of literally zero event chains finishing?
>>3101970DAMN BRAT MADE ME SPARK HER.
>>3101959We all did
>>3101944I believe that up until the Onsen scenario, this was the only peek we had at my wife's naked earsHow fitting its done for a wedding
>>3101978Event chain frequency gets buffed a couple of times iirc.
>>3101970Sweepy believes in magic, she's my HERO
SWEEPY!
>>3101944Why is Cesario the only one wearing an actual wedding dress that a woman would wear to her wedding?
>>3101982it can't come soon enough, just like the death of the grand concert.
>>3101924looking at her kit>Daring Strike>Razor Sharp Steps>Spurt>Nimble>her unique looks like a slightly altered Xoggy uniqueShe looks very solid on top of being the best wedding alt in the game. I had to forego her base because i was a Kitalet but i will definitely correct that mistake.
>der/v/ hours
ITT: We rank hot springs events of global Umas.Let's begin with the first 5>Admire Vega>Agnes Digital>Agnes Tachyon>Air Groove>Air ShakurDiscuss and lets come to a consensus, if you need a refresher.https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/en/characters
Which uma has the sexiest ears?
>>3101992Neicha of course
>>3101988>on top of being the best wedding alt in the game
>>3101991That sounds like a very >fun idea. But FUCK I DON'T HAVE ANY OF THESE
>>3101986Cesario strikes me as a very for (You) uma so its fitting. Most of the wedding outfits are more like prom dresses (Gentildonna, Kingu, Curren) or something you'd wear at a party (Ramonu, Cafe, Hishiama)
>>3101997Everyone has Air Groove dipshit. She came free with your fucking trainer license.
>>3101992Hayahide, they are big and fluffy, and knowing her haircare, no doubt silky smooth
>>3101989All hours are der/v/ hours i'm afraid...
>>3101991>S TierKawakami.I don't care about anything else.
>>3101991WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME AYABE WAS SO CUTE
>>3101986IRL wedding dresses are pretty samey so Cygames had to change up the designs. Unfortunately, they ended up looking like prom dresses.
>>3101991I'd need to refresh myself/see the others but Digitan's is so precious.
>>3101991Was it autism?
>>3102007Air Groove can be cute?????
>>3102007BUILT for bullying
>>3101991What the FUCK!?
gonna kms they cancelled the concert
Wow, six threads?
>>3102005Digitan is so eager and happy to finally be around a freak like her, it makes me so happy.
>>3102016Bad timing + a neigha moment
>>3102015>All those Amerifats
>>3102015Why is Barbin aging in south east asia?
>>3102015>Kitahara fat
>>3101902she's got nothing on kaichou
>>3102015>Enemies have power growth.
>>3101991>Admire VegaThat was pretty cute. A>Agnes DigitalBoring but it's not her fault. C>Agnes TachyonKinda generic but not bad. B>Air GrooveAlso generic but better than Tachyon. B>Air ShakurThat was cute. A
>>3102015Did you actually not know until now
>>3101985Tiny umas!
>>3102015Torena-san really let himself go
>>3102015Kitahara learned from the best.
>>3102026they're borderline obscene
>>3102029>Agnes Digital>CNIGGER
>>3102015>>3102022Americans?
>>3102037
>>3102029>Agnes Digital>Boring but it's not her fault. CIt is an A at minimum, how fucking dare you
>>3102029>C
>>3102039>>3102042>>3102044she feels too one note as a character. I'm not a fan.
>>3102040Si.
>>3101970sweep sexo
>>3101991Alright after reading >AyabeA, Maybe even S. Good feels, super sweet, shows off her development, romantic its beautiful dammit!>DigitalB, I feel like it could've been better. But it was still solid>TachyonD>GrooveB, I like gap moe groove.>ShakurA for sure, one of my personal favs.
>>3102050Why is he strangling makween.
>>3102050>Black ShakurTupac survived?
>>3102050I thought I was the only black Shakur fan
OH MY GOD THIS IS MY 5TH BORROW OF CB NOT FINISHING
>>3102045A hot springs event doesn't have to necessarily be a grand monumental piece of character development. I think it's nice to see digi in a comfortable place with a person she trusts that can match her freak so she can finally be herself!
>>3102015I keep missing you guys.
>>3101991Yabe is an S for me, Shakur's an A, Tachyon and Digi are Cs. Groove is a B. I notice that a lot of the times the early uma writing does not hold a candle to the current uma writing.
>>3102063Oldma writing is charming and thats what brought a lot of us into the game, but it does not hold a candle to the current characterization and story. It's plainly superior in every way for newmas.
>>3102059Maybe CB likes me cuz in my experience she's never cucked me out of daring strike
>>3102034
>>3102068Some of them do hold up. I guess it depends where you wanna cut off "oldmas" but king and nature were really good stories.
>>3101991Cafe is indisputably S tier for ghost oyakodon sex
>>3102063I'm willing to agree with this placement.
>>3102075I dont wanna fuck sunday silence....
>>3102076Works for me. Rate the next batch then.
>>3102079I dissent on Digital being a C. We truly live under the tyranny of the unenlightened masses
>>3102079Tachyon should be lower, her entire hot springs scene is DOOD SCIENCE
>>3102081Thats kinda tachyon's entire character desu.
Surprised Brian is one of the cutest Brians ever she looks so silly
>>3102083Man how did she get so popular
Summary of trip at Little Tokyo and peacock center trip>Made two friends with strangers >had plenty of conversations with other strangers>including some JPs and out of staters >Learned little Tokyo had Jack shit for uma merch>mite b due to deluge of uma fans showing up>walked around, ate, and talk for 6+ hours>learned about proxying>heard some minor rumors about the concert but no meat>learned some place in LA that has good Uma shit but won't reveal>>3102061>anon couldn't find me
>>3102078what are you gay?
>>3102078>not wanting twin oyakodonare you gay?
>>3102088Hot
>>3102086>heard some minor rumors about the concert but no meatDo tell
>>3102086>>learned about proxyingANON FINALLY LEARND ABOUT PROXIES
>>3102086>learned about proxyingStop building center 9 rax every game
>>3102086Met anyone from /here/?
What makes sprint so much less exciting than arima kinen?
>>3102085Mischaracterization that painted her as a derranged woman "with mommy vibes" (something entirely conjured by the redditors on Uma Global's early days) rather than just an autistic science woman.
>>3102098It's only this certain sprint track since whole race is downhill meaning RNG
>>3102098Less uma variety
>>3102098its not really a race. it's whoever rolls the most amount of downhill witchecks wins the game
>>3102097I thought this said herse at first and I thought it was weirdly specific that you'd ask about meeting people from a certain club
>>3102079This biwa hot springs scene is kinda bussin ngl
>>3102098>less excitingNot for me, I love gambling
>>3102104I thought it was skillslop
>>3102086Little Tokyo had shit for uma merch when I went earlier. It's not just the fans buying it up.
>>3102108NTA but no amount of skills could save you from downhill
all this flatlining just to get x60 free rolls for Tachyon SSR?
>>3102068I feel like the problem with oldma careers is that they could only really write underdogs. And don’t get me wrong, it worked well when it did work, but sometimes it fell flat because they tried too hard to make it fit. El’s shyness and mask thing didn’t really feel earned enough, I didn’t really buy her being scared of Spe despite beating her in the Derby.
>>3101985How nice of that father to take his daughter on a trip, eh Gay Luigi?
>>3102097I want to meet someone from /here/ but how do you do it without doxxing or discord?
>>3102108Combination of both, since we're all pressing Wit anyway we end up having a lot of SP. On every haku room posted here the top 1 (or 2, depending on room comp) almost always has the biggest Downhill mode duration
I'll give end Banchan a try too
>>3101991I love Teio but her career story is by far the worst in this game
>>3102115Agree on the thread on a time and a place
>>3102115Just post a landmark and go there. It's not that hard.
>>3102086See you at trackside saturday?
>>3102110I only saw this, and with some of those prices I’m not surprised.
>>3102115its fucking obvious some anons here are from the Umamusumeet discord (me included) just make it obvious youre a 4chan chud
>>3102121Nothing can be worse than Spe, she struggles so little and there's just nothing truly SPECIAL about it that part of her dialogues with you is just an...introduction to basic concepts about the lore and story of Umamusume, not even about anything in specific about her just general things like "WE REALLY DO LOVE CARROTS, WE REALLY DO LOVE RUNNING, YOU KNOW, TORENA SAN?"
>>3102125There are empty slots.Who's missing?
>>3102110>>3102125best uma merch in Little Tokyo is nekostop and Catch, they have figures under $30.best place in LA in general is Animate LA down in Torrance, they straight up had the Anime Expo merch down there
>>3102128okay i'll be the guy screaming nigger
>>3101874>>3101884as long as you didn't log in when the NY banner started you'll be fine
>>3102079Bamboo's is a lot cuter than I anticipated
>>3102125Hold on a second THATS NOT A HORSE
>>3102091sunday uses teeth
>>3102130Teio suffers the same. She's all about KAICHOUUU, fought with McQueen ONCE and never again, and she didn't even get fracture so she still managed to get a triple crown. Her arima kinen is also against kaichou despite Biwa already available in the game.
Not ideal but guts-lite deck went better than I expected, especially for the first tryStoll, maybe I could change some things, having to make do with 1 wit card is...as rough as ever, and without Shakur card its kinda hard to get end closer skills, she also has a Pulse, Shadow Break and Blossom
>>3102139That's clearly Bubblegum Fellow anon. Look at those huge nothorse ears
>>3102086>LA that has good Uma shit but won't revealAre they talking about animate the store that I posted Uma merch pics here a couple of months ago?
On this miserable thursday night I am drunk as fuck Tell me what shoudl I do with my love for umas(and (You))
>>3101991GODka is so COOL and CUTE
>>3102149Jerk off
>>3102130we wrote spechud's career as a joke
>>3102079>I'm glad you're weirdI almost cried dawg, Machan is the GOAT.
>testing public>pace doing well>3rd>activates unique and lots of skills>GOES DOWN TO 5TH>ALL THE WAY DOWN TO 7TH LATE RACE
>>3102140She can practice on me
>>3102142I agree that it has a lot of flaws, mainly underwhelming development of potentially interesting setups, but there is at least some sort of characterization within it. That’s saying very little considering most people don’t like her being childish and bratty, but there is something there that can be worked with.
>>3102149Start reading some hot springs uma scenes, we are ranking them.
>>31021496 wit card run
For 1600, the accels are lightning surge, razor steps and pump for late/ends right?
>>3102167Yeppers.
>>3102148No it's somewhere east and it makes sense once you realize to location. I'll reveal later just not sure when.
>>3102151>>3102159Lads im fucking drunk I can't even get erect right now. Like I literally feel my penis at 0% erection and it won't change for the next hours.Anything else? If not imma got o sleep whatever
>>3102157>anon's body was found later that night as a shriveled up husk
>>3102172Need help?
>>3102128I’m not, I’m just wandering around.
>>3102172Consider Happy Cums
Manhattan Cafe is pretty
I have a question for any trainers here that make mutants. Is it worth it trying to make one with the only five daily borrows?
Which club is the ERP club?
>>3102149Jerk off to Ryan
>>3101991I support Cafe in instant SSS tierSex AND sex with the ghost? Nah it's dober just give her the prize.
>>3102172Ignore the retards6 GUTS CARDS RUN NOW
>>3102181/v/agabond
>>3102179ugly
Are we being raided?
>>3102181Oy neigh
>>3102161That's true. She at least had a character development throughout her story.
>>3102188Yeah, by bored flatfags
>>3102181Mambo
>>3102181Oy neigh easily, they fap to their danchou
I wanted to go but I decided to clean today instead.>>3102169The only place I can think of is the Kinokuniya by the race track but that’s 2 fucking hours for me to travel
>>3102178give her a career already cygaysshe's a good girl she's earned it
>>3102128>>3102123>>3102118but I don't wanna and my feet hurt.Might go to Knott's tomorrow and even the rave tomorrow. I'm keep a close eye on x tonight to see what develops.I'm unironically considering going to Griffith Park Observatory early tomorrow just to take a picture of non-smog colored LA.
>>3102144Could use a bit of help from people who do these, here are.mt guts cards just in caseI figured Cheeru's growths oughta be great for this, and I wonder if buying guts growth song is worth the price
>>3102079>MachanHoly shit S>Bamboo MutekiThat was really sweet for such a high energy character. A>Bighead HayahideSurprisingly caring wife. A>Curren-chanB for Brat. But that was still pretty cute.>Daiwa ScarletShe feels like a childhood friend turned lover. B>Eishin FlashCute. B>El Numero UnoEl acts really cute when she's unmasked. S>Fine MotionHer highness is a real cutie. A>Fuji KisekiI never realized how just how much she was the protagonist of an otome game. She really is a prince. S>Gold CityThis is the kind of girl that would put on a condom and two gloves to jerk you off if you asked for a handjob. At least she wouldn't say no. C
>>3102180I've made a few mutants before GL and it was painful but doable. Doing it in GL made me want to pull my fingernails out.
>>3102180You sort of have to depending on your parents. I don’t have Cheer King, I try to mutate umas with F-G Sprint like Tamamo, I just use my borrows and pray.
I'm out of borrows and my Ulala is yet to get a daring strike. Maybe I'm fine with no daring strike
>>3102180I'd say it depends on the level of mutation. E to A, yes, F to B in some cases, G to C, fuck no unless youre shit out of luck with your own parents becasuse good luck getting that triple proc within 10 inspos
>>3102204>giving upWWHD
>>3102204PoC? See ya later(if running more ends)?
>>3102204Depends, how is her turf?
>>3102190>>3102195What's danchou look like?
>>3102204GANBATTE ANON SAMA
>>3102212Fuck off
>>3102196CB SPOTTED
>>3102208>>3102213Tomorrow for sure>>3102209I have both >>3102211The ones I got good stats with were Turf A and Turf B. Both no daring strike.
>>3102180Forsake any foolish thoughts of worth or value when mutating. You do it because you're a contrarian masochist and that gives its own satisfaction.
>>3102215Answer the question neigher
>>3102204>Get Daring Strike>fail the witcheck in finals anywaysI swear this skill is fucking cursed.
>>3102212here is a leaked image
>>3102221That's just silence Suzuka
>>3102204Personally, I don't even have CB so I'm just hoping Urara's ult will help make up the difference.
>>3102198if you go to the rave say howdy to the hotline miami cosplayer, thatll be me
>>3102212
>>3102201>>3102203>>3102207Thanks for the feed back. I've been trying to mutate a creek for around a week and a half. I think I'm going to try a couple more days before throwing in the towel.
>>3102199If you focus really hard and you've got a wit card with training bonus, it's possible for you to run just kitasan, but with only 10% speed growth, you have to really focus on it with your song choice and your trainings. Between speed greens, sprint S, etc., if you've got enough guts then you won't super die from having lower speed. That said, it may be worth simply being a witlet
Oh and if it hasn't been emphasized enough:Everyone was talking about attending Santa Anita on Saturday. We even convinced a dude to stay longer because people talked about it nonstop. If you don't care for the impromptu meet ups, show up for that.
>>3102217>The ones I got good stats with were Turf A and Turf B. Both no daring strike.Keep trying, Haruman, you know that making her is a long and arduous path
>>3102225I'll be the Doyers fan.
>>3102220Happened to me before, but my pace luckily carried >>3102224Her unique is strong, but I'm hoping daring could push her further if combined since 4s
>>3102179She's my favorite uma that's not my wife. If I can't think of a third uma to run in a CM I default to her for some reason.
>>3102228I will say, A Sprint is “doable”. I won’t lie and say it barely makes a difference, you’re at a disadvantage. But the decision is mainly, is it enough of a disadvantage that I’ll regret bringing her? And for me, A is the cutoff. I’m willing to play at a disadvantage if she still at least has a chance to win. But I also know when to throw in the towel, I’m not bringing A Dirt C Mile to the dirt CM for example.
I got worried when CB began her chain during senior year september but for once she decided to rush it before the cutoff
>>3102079>Bamboo talks about /v/ma as a whole.
>>3102243I've already told myself I'm fine if I hit A on her. I also need to inherit groundwork on top of getting double pinks.
>>3102180>only five daily borrowsDepends on how bad the mutation is. If you only need one or two aptitudes to hit during inspiration, it's not that bad, but more than that is generally the territory of "I'm going to build both parents myself and just TP refill". If you really want to commit to getting results and not just hoping to luckshit something with early attempts, anyways.But mutation in general is not really "worth" the sheer time and effort that you put into it. Most of the time it's not even because the target mutant is particularly strong, but just because people want to run the character. And if you REALLY want to do it, you'll probably try with just five borrows if you have no other choice. But you have to be realistic with your expectations.
What the fuck
Anyone know where to get that private server the umatubers are using? I want to get some practice on GM with global cards
>>3102079>MachanS, about to cry>BambooB, its not bad but a tv show comparison felt odd for bamboo as a character. Still, very cute.>BiwaA, she's a dork and very cute. What else can you want?>CurrenA, one of my fav things about curren is how self aware she is.>ScarletC, kinda generic >FlashB, solid, cute, autistic. Could've been better>ElA. I need to snatch el condor pasa's mask mid sex>FineAnother A, this ones a banger that was just on the cusp of S>FujiS. How the fuck did she do the fireworks trick?>Gold CityS. Holy shit she's perfect even if she's bitchy.
>>3102180I've managed to mutate Rob Roy in a single day (5 borrows), but took Teio around 2 days. I got Ulala in a single try, but cards didn't finish so I'm still mutating her and currently on my 3rd dayIt's all RNG in the end
>>3102243You bring S mile C or B dirt
>>3102262C Dirt is extremely bad, I would not even bother at that point. I had no idea who to run so I did tryouts for my Mile Dirt team the first time around. Everyone hit at least A in both except Vodka at C Dirt A Mile. She performed the worst by far out of the candidates.
>>3102257I know two, but afaik both aren't supporting JP yet. I googled just now and saw one github link but I've never tried that, maybe you can try that yourself?
When do we get this outfit for the umas?
>>3102268My uma can't wear this cuz she's an asslet
>>3102272All of them are in the models
>>3102272There can't be any asslet in this game, they run for a living.
>>3102277They don't make a living though. They're students.
>Check profile from class mate from high school>Fucking Rean Schwarzer profile pic and steam backgroundHELP I AM GOING INSANEHAHA....
>>3102277Running does not give you a big ass retard
>>3102254I do think it’s “worth” it in the sense that it creates memorable moments. But admittedly, that’s very subjective.
>>3102282NTA but it doesn't? Doesn't it stimulate the glutes?
In how many runs out of 10 are you guys going from sprint b to S mutantbros?
>>3102287Just look at the average sprinter neigha
>>3102281that's our rean!
>>3102290For my personal experience, it was maybe 2 or 3 out of 10 times? Not often at all, but workable. C to S felt like 3 out of 50 though.
Tentative team for group BI'm bored enough that I might redo my Pearl in hopes that Tachyon finishes her chain on a good run this time>>3102290I don't aim for S, that sounds too annoying
>>31022902 out of 10 for me
>>3102294Fuck I don't think I've ever seen an distance C to S
>>3102298Sounds like a gaslight, but pink sparks have a very tiny chance to upgrade your aptitudes twice, so you can go from C to A in one inspiration if you're very lucky
>>3102298Happened to me already before last time I mutated Doto for sprintBut because I was retarded I didn't check if her unique would work that CM and it doesn't
>>3102290I dunno, I got my Sprint S Pasa in one runCan't say my previous Rob Roy runs went too well though
>>3102268Can I see yanko in this
Scamcha season 1 has terrible odds for me but scamcha season 2 has good onesGuess. Who ENTERS?
>>3102298Here’s an old one from Nunity.
>>3102305Yellow Falco
>>3102307I mean personally. I only mutate here and there though.
>>3102281The Rean mind virus is spreading
She's so fucking cool
>>3102316Pandora is more cute than cool.
>>3102309Oh shiddd :DDD this was the first uma. There's still at least one more.
>>3102318I meant her daughter
>>3102316Neigha stop removing the sounds
>>3102316Daring Tact...
>>3102323The Deadlock character???
>>3102316We know, Ai chan is the best
>>3102321I know.
>>3102286Well, yeah, of course. The point I'm trying to make is that mutation is often done in spite of impracticality, and that includes people trying to force it with a hard limited number of attempts, if that's really what they have to do.And if that's the case, people really have to be able to evaluate what's important/meaningful to them in this situation, and how much they're willing to commit. Because it's very plausible that someone mutating will just end up pissing a bunch of runs away with nothing to show for it.
>>3102115I once met up and hung out with a channer in NYC. He just posted what street and he was on his stoop.We hung out and he gave me some bacon. Really nice guy, took me to his dungeon as well but nothing too weird
>>3102323Daring Fraud...
>>3102323She's a Pricon character
>>3102330>took me to his dungeon???
>>3102323The final oldma...
>>3102334It was a home recording studio in the basement
I'm on a 20 game losing streak, fuck flatlining. I need something else to torture me besides shitty teammates, witness me Danchou
>>3102309It doesnt seems to be a time of much activity so this was my last uma from the gacha. 2 new umas.Breety good if I say so myself Goombled and considered.
>>3102340Learn an instrument
>>3102340>playing team gamesthat's on you
>>3102340That's why I don't play team games without someone I know
>>3102338Did he show you his DEEP DARK FANTASIES?
>>3102327This is why I tend to make backups before mutants, depending on the track. Maybe it shows a lack of faith, I dunno, but I do want to have something ready just in case.
I am fucking bored from flatlining and want to play the game....
>>3102361I don't really have any desire to playI'd just be spamming auto careers and what equates to doing chores essentially
>>3102361Do GM practice runs on JP server
So was pulling Blaze Brian worth it
Why does she lose
>>3102376because you wasted SP on SYL and I Wanna Win With You
>>3102361It should be fine to play again on the 23rd >>3101894
>>3102375Only (You) know the answer to that
>>3102382I don't because i'm waiting to the last moment to commit to pulling the bannerspent two cheeky tenners and got nothing
>>3102376>No Groundwork, Uma Stan and Shrewd Step>Gap Closer>Focus>IWWWY
>>3102375Definitely worth it for me even if I couldn't build one in time for CM20. She's a good performer in my TT squad for now. Once skill evos come into play her true value will be shown.
>>3102386If you're pulling her solely for meta reasons? She's a long specialist but seemingly gets hard countered by oonigers
>>3102376Sprintcasino. Pray that she don't randomly slows down mid-race
>>3102376Somebody host a room with haku and people can better diagnose what's going wrong
>>3102376you have nothing wtf
>>3102396You don't need haku to know this one's a brick
>>3102376Stealing from reddit are we?
>>3102340is there an Uma mod for the following:>Paige>Graves>Mina>Paradoxall my mains btw
>>3102403That actually makes sense, it's a retard that just pressed rainbows and got lucky
>>3102401It's more reliable than educated guesswork. Like yeah you can take a glance and have an idea of what's probably going wrong, but if you do a race then we can know for certain with examples that can be easily pointed to, when and where things are going wrong
>>3102386You want a Brian? I got 4 pulling for Kita
>>3102403How embarrassing
>>3102408What on earth is this filename
>>3102412I don't know I just thought she looked cute
>>3102404>PaigeWould be surprised if there's no Rob Roy mod
i was bored during my flatline so i slopped up this
>>3102405>tfw my build is more or less the same
MIRAKO OWES ME 50 PUSH UPS, 50 SIT UPS AND TWO LAPS AROUND THE POOL
You know this place is going to shit when mother fuckers start repurposing reddit posts to farm (You)s with
>>3102437It's all the fault of the pancake fag
>>3102439Get a load of pancake fag over here
Somehow I missed an entire day of CM.
>>3102437Let's turn this thread around by posting Neicha.
Don't dead open inside
>>3102445
>>3102376Oguri Fraud can't rig her stats like they did her final Arima Kinen
>>3102290With ~10 sparks and 300 to 350 affinity, you're looking about a 35% chance to hit two sparks depending on how many of them are on the parents vs grandparents. That being said, if you also need to spark other things or it's glue, your success rate drops further pretty quickly
You fuckers I don't have goslings right now
>>3102426At least get Shrewd Step anon.. winning from 1st as you enter late-race is easier than attempting to win from 5th or worse.
>>3102451Take comfort in the fact that Neicha would also be unprepared and spill her spaghetti around you.
>>3102451I have plenty. I could gosling in your stead
yea yea very sad, where are our apolocarats cygames?
>>310246850000 monies and 5 alarm clocks if you type CYGENEROUS
Rickey would not do that.
>sloppa
You guys need to learn how to filter by image dimension. I didn't see any slop
>>3102475You don't know Rickey
>>3102305Obtain... Yeppers.
>>3102481Yes I do.
We need to talk about the Mejiro family
/v/ma is dying..
>>3102491Half of /v/ma is fucking a sea girl dressed up as Flash.
>>3102487Can we consider talking about Mejiro Palmer first?
>>3102491I'm talking about the club btw
This mutation shit is mad annoying bro, holy fuck man i have 13* sprint sparks and nothing to show for it. I failed the speed training I needed to cap too.
>>3102492I dont know what you're talking about
Finally, a podium
>>3102496Mutating Taishin does NOT sound funbut if you can pull it off, then you'll have a pretty strong ace...assuming your event chains finish
Fucking hell man, just when I wanna grind some sprints.
>>3102499That's a fast dummy.
>>3102487No, we don't.
>>3102500Other than haruten the career is p smooth ngl
>>3102509>other than the huge stamina tax it's not that badIdk, Taishin's forced mood down ritual is not my favorite
>>3102477Hey you lazy bastard, I posted slop earlier and you didn't reply with sloppa. I went out of my way to find a slop pic but you didn't reply to it or post sloppa after the post. If you're going to be a schizo about it, then don't be a lazy fucker and do it properly. Now re-read the thread and reply to my slop image and be a proper schizo.
i wish we still sent the mentally ill to prison or just killed them like the old days
>>3102511Its not actually so bad haruten on she only needs to come in 3rd. Its a bit difficult to level her ult but clearing the career isn't terribly difficult.
>>3102513You and me bud
>
>>3102513>>3102517Did I miss something?I'm just gonna assume my filters are putting in the work today
>>3102520Yeah don't worry about it. It's very clear that someone's really bored.
>>3102523I'm telling you it's those god damned flatliners again!
>>3102520The flatties have nothing to do
uma musume midriff
>>3102526when are we getting this event?
>>3102525>The flattiesIs this what we're calling Oy Neighers now?
>>3102527>uma summer3.5 anni
>>3102526That's a vtuber
So did Cygames give apolocarats?
https://umacaratcalculator.com/app/pvp?event=cm-21&style=alloh the carat calculator site actually has CM guides now
>>3102532Just 150 for the PHP maintenance.
>>3102534hmmmm
>>3102535Wew, this should be enough to cover my Ramonu rolls!
>>3102526I'm pretty sure it's makeup around the eyes but it tricked me into thinking she had heavy eye bags and I got an erection for nothing.
>>3102542Oh she's got heavy bags alright!
>>3102540i hope retards waste SP for these shit instead of getting midrace
>>3102524You jest but I unironically think it is. It wasn't this bad until the flatlining event happened.
Reminder no Fine Motion Friday tomorrow.The finale will be next week instead.
>>3102554 let me flatline in peaceThere were shitposters before people started flatlining, and they will remain after they come back. Don't reply to bait
>>3102555Just one more day till Hokko Saturday!
Kinda regretting not going to the Peacock Theater gathering. I didn't think there'd be so many people.
>>3102566it's not your fault this whole shitshow was poorly organized
the gates for the kikuka have been announced
>>3102566ALWAYS go to events if you're nearYou might regret going because you could fuck something up or embarrass yourself, but at least you would have fun rather than missing it entirely
>>3102582CAM ON, LOVCEN.
>>3102582Lovcen on fraud watch
>>3102582>WUVcen, take, lememe in 3 consecutive gatesthis is gonna be fun
>>3102583Yeah, you're right. I'll be more proactive about this going forward.
Is it just 50-50 on a tie? Thought it was always left-side first.
Choose one
>>3102582>Lovcen looks strong. Let me fight him.
>>3102593Tiny Kita is cute and all, but tiny Dia is just so adorably precious I want to hug her forever
Who has been flatlining?
>>3102582WUVCEN SPOTTED
>>3102595I want her to hug my penis with her vaginal canal if you know what I mean
>>3102594oh god he has a 3 year streak, i mean he got his 2 year shuka sho streak broken last week
>>3102596the entirety of /v/agabond though they're not doing it for the free pulls
>>3102599Der/v/...
AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE MY WALLET
>>3102604hey now, I've been logging in every day
>>3102606JUST WHEN I HAVE SO MANY BILLS TO PAY AND SAVING UP TO PLAY THE UMA PACHISLOT THIS JANUARY
>>3102596about 10 people per club
>>3102627I checked and it's more like 4-6 people per club
>>3102606What is the appeal of figures? I made 3 gun damns the other day, they're all on my PC and it looks pretty stupid
This sucks so much, I really thought they would come closer to dropping out of the top 1000.Still a massive failure of a club so I shouldn't complain but man is it dissapointing
>saw an anon vibecode umamusume for preservation
>>3102634Why are you seething? Did they boot you?
>>31024725000 support points and 10 pairs of medium shoes
>>3102638I hate their Danchou because he's a doxxer and a bitch how often do I have to repeat myself
>>3102631Why did you get them if you thought they looked stupid? Gunpla or any miniatures where you're encouraged to do so are more "fun" if you put more of your own work into them with painting and decal work and etc. If you just think they look stupid on your computer then put them somewhere else.
>>3102631>What is the appeal of figures?You have to buy stuff that you like
>>3102631I'm very picky with figures. I only buy ones that looks cute, and well-made. They're cute and use as a design in my room.
>>3102582LET'S GOOOOO RAINY HEAVY KIKUKA SHO
>>3102606>Saw a nice looking Fuku figure once>Only recently learned that it was a garage kit but they are making an official one>Probably gonna be expensive as hell since it's also a 1/7 scale fig
>>3102662Same. I actually only own 3 figures. They're expensive as fuck so I better like them.
>>3102665Fukubros WON.
>>3102634>>3102646You need a hobby dude
>flatline from umamusume for more rolls>spend 400 dollars on warhammer the very next nightMaybe the time spent on this piece of shit gacha was keeping another even stronger monster at bay...
what happened to hot springs tierlist dudeI was having fun
How many bingalingbongs till Wuvcen?
Fuck, import charges are disgusting.
>>3101540Never fear, I've got stories for years!
>>3102683FOURTY-EIGHT BONGSTHIRTY-THREE BINGS
>>3102677Damn dudeWas it figurines or something?
I'm more of a plushie enthusiast because they're cheaper than figures
>>3102683Like 48.
>>3102687>>3102690Damn, you neighas had me thinking it was tonight lol
>>3102689>I'm more of a plushie enthusiast because they're cheaper than figuresDepends on the plushie really
>>3102689I have an Uika Misumi plush and I want to buy more but I'm waiting for the right uma.
COME
>>3102676Hating /v/ma danchou doesn't consume a lot of time, it's only an hour or two most days
>>3102698Oh yeah I'm cumming soon alright. Cumming to Tomakomai
>>3102698holy shit her potential skills suck
>>3102698Sorry I can't give her a tenner anon got mad at me for spending carats on Dia and Kita already!
>>3102698I don't care about her design
>>3102646proof?
>>3102702Her alt is better and also much more sex.
>>3102699That adds up over time though. An hour or two a day is the equivalent of 22 straight days of seething per year! All I am saying is there's better ways to spend your time. I wish you the best
>>3102702>in a dirt raceThe fuck, were they expecting her to be broken on Turf?
>>3102698You know, they were probably planning to reveal Tarumae's global banner live during the concert. That's likely why her inclusion in the lineup seemed to stick out like a sore thumb.
>>3102702>this is the most shilled uma of the monthehmm, Hokko bros?
>>3102698>Helios is in less than two weeksFuck. I might have to wait and selector her to have enough for Ramonu
>>3102702>gold heal>for uma on dirt where medium rarely happens and long doesn't exist
>>3102688Warhammer is tabletop mini model kits, so you got to assemble a bunch of 1 inch dudes and paint them. The haul I just splurged on was da orks and the extremist zealot women nuns faction.
>>3102708I'll have another 30k saved up by then
>>3102702>THIS is what some faggot has been shilling for the past month
I have no carats and I must umaroll.
>>3102723If you wanted to umaroll why didn't you flatline?
>>3102723I have carrots, but I must save. I'll be first rate when I get Ramonu.
>>3102726I am. It still wont be enough
Umas > cards
Is it normal to still be angry about CMs you lost months ago?
>>3102727Ramonu has free rolls. Just luckshit her
>>3102736I lost every CM. I blame the furnitures.
>roll for cards!>oh but you actually need 5 copies I'm good senpai
>>3102707>anon says he wants to leave /v/ma>danchou spergs out about it>keeps telling him to talk in the clubchat or in a fucking jiggie room?>other anon starts talking about this>/v/ma danchou spergs out, tells him that he's the anon that wants to leave larping>2nd anon keeps denying it>entire thread derailed because /v/ma danchou has negative IQ>original anon comes back>tries to deal with the shitshow the /v/ma danchou caused>monthly reset happens>somebody leaves /v/ma>gets doxxed and called a shitstirrer bitch, insults that the retarded /v/ma danchou uses>leaver was just a random anon that burned out>retard danchou misfired and derailed the thread a 2nd time>retard danchou is so cucked he sends an Officer for damage control>never attention whores here again even though he used to do it all the time
>>3102736Every time I remember I instantly attempt to forget by thinking about something else. I'm getting really good at it.
>>3102736somebody I know whiffed so much in their CM final that they uninstalled the game, left their club, and quit
Anyways, we love Taiki here.
Pokke!
>>3102771Why isn't she more popular despite being a protag in a popular movie?
>>3102773The japanese have notoriously bad tastes and she's not out yet in global.
>>3102773She's ugly
>>3102779Where?
>>3102747Not that anon but my only problem with him is that he never apologized, and the thread was suspiciously very protective of him after people called him out for doxxing, especially after they were enjoying /v/ma danchou's insults against the other anon prior to the random member leaving.
>>3102747>somebody leaves /v/ma>gets doxxed and called a shitstirrer bitch, insults that the retarded /v/ma danchou uses>leaver was just a random anon that burned outWatching this happen in real time was one of the funniest things I've seen in years. I was fucking cackling.
>>3102784Yeah I remember when he called me a 5th rate torena and rolled away in his mobility scooter laughing between heavy wheezes.
>>3102784Not apologising and being a massive bitch about it is what made me hate him. The orbiters in his club running damage control are just as pathetic as him too
SEAhours living up to their reputation
>>3102789Yeah I really hate him for not saying anything publicl about Haru Urara's suspiciously timed death.
>>3102747still felt bad to the one that left. imagine leaving to free a spot for others only to come back being talked shit in the threads but it was funny at the same time since the hate was pure and unfiltered
>>3102794You can join a real club like oy neigh anon, no need to keep running damage control
>>3102780Everywhere
>>3102652You rike mine?
>>3102797I'm not a demoflat.
>>3102800What about /v/mapyoi? The good /v/ma
>>3102797I’d rather join a sovlful club like starASTERstar
>>3102803not looking good...
>>3102803But they're not looking good. Why do you lie to me? Do you hate me?
>>3102777>she's not out yet in global.We've all seen her movie though right?
>>3102773>Hottest design>Hottest voiceI can't wait! Literally, I already banged her in JP.
>>3102803I remember hearing it wasnt looking good for them
>>3102805>>3102807>>3102811looks can be deceiving
Rooms?
>>3102812Look at this.
>>3102812I dont care for Opera Bird. It insists upon itself
>>3102702>/v/ uma thread>here anon, click this random uma website>whoever pops up you must roll for her>got tokko>no idea who she is>fast forward todayI am only rolling for her as thats what I have promised to do.
>>3102816this is a blue board
i was so bored that i vibecoded umamusume heardle
>>3102814I dont play the game anymore, I just shitpost here. I do goon to umas though
Pls no bully. We all friends here.
>>3102821We know, /vg/.
>>3102820You mean you slopcoded
>>3102821Then you are not welcome here
>>3102822why are you posting that tho
>>3101778Why did you delete the flatline information on the OP?Why are there 3 fucking threads? Why did you idiots decide to use a vandalized thread?
>>3102702Not looking good for tomakomai
>>3102823Nyobwo!
>>3102827>reddit spacing
>>3102830Sorry lil neigha, I don't speak /uma/nese.
>>3102827Because of meltiesJust move here when this thread runs out of image slots >>3101836
>>3102822>all these literal whoma clubsEven /v/ooners had more clout and thats saying something
>>3102702>slightly increase acceleration
>>3102831Newfag>>3102833I'm not using some vandalized thread by an objectively bad poster. You should have all ignored it
>>3102827Previous thread was the vandalized OP
>>3102827But I did nothing.
>>3102835Our clubs have such sovlful reputations.
>>3102837Then go post in the dead thread faggot, not my fault people used this one
/vm/ meetup when?
rooms?
>>3102845host them
>>3102845We're all flatlining neigha, there are no rooms.
>>3102845host it
Is Summer slut Spe good for anything other than her absurdly erotic body? She's a contender for my next Uma selector.
>>3102843Those arent umas, no meetup 4 u
>>3102849yeah she can shake those cheeks like you've never seen
>>3102846>>3102848no u
>>3102847>We
>>3102847>alllike 4-6 guys in each club are, what about the other dozens of anons
>>3102849
>>3102771flatties with loose tops give me life
>>3102853>>3102855That's funny because there sure is a lotta activity here right now.
>>3102715Next selector only goes up to NY Kita bwo
I still can't believe my club has almost double the average amount of flatliners
>>3102852This is why there are no roomsBecause you had to be a shy neigha
>wake up>see this bullshit>you fags somehow decided this was the good thread to use (windy shitpost)You morons deserve to be killed
>>3102849Evolves double the length of her golds.
>>3102859It's shitpost hours
>>3102860Not your bwo, bud.
>>3102867Your loss bwo
>>3102865How about you gempost instead?
>>3102863Nice bitchpost, faggot
>>3102836Good to inherit?
>bwo
>>3102873Fatshaming is not funny
>bwo hater is back
>>3102871/uma/ has really ruined this place huh? They just use it as their personal toilet now
>>3102874Kind of shit when inherited
>bwo wuver is backnooooooo
>>3102877true
>>3102879They're just throwing everything at the wall all at once to try and rile tings up. Nobody actually cares about any of this shit, it's always the same people at the same time.
Is catbox back yet?
>>3102884
>>3102827Just for this, I'll be baking a bread with misinformation on the flatline dates
>bwo hater didn't properly plan his pulls and is now sperging out because he'll be a Helioslet Grim, remember to always be kind to bwo bwo so this won't happen to (You)
>>3102892Doesn't he know that wahey is a /vg/-coded uma
>schizo hours
>>3102884I can hear it
>>3102884I want to fuck Helios' seiyuu that bitch would be absolutely crazy in bed I just know it
I love Spefat
Why can't /vg/ leave us alone like we do with them
My eumagenics program has hit a breakthrough! 7/7 soon!
is /vg/ in the room with us right now?
>Nyooooooo take care of our precious flat liners>You gotta spoonfeed them because they might brick themselves and quit :(>Put the reminders in the OP. Make it long like /uma/'s
>>3102909Youve been trying this forced board war for months. We know you play both sides, you’re not clever about it, nobody’s falling for it. Is this really how you wanna spend your life? Dont you feel ashamed in yourself? Stop giggling like a retard and look in the mirror, your future is grim if you keep this up
>>3102914Do belly buttons actually extend out like that when preggo?
>>3102917>reddit spacing hall manitor
We love our precious flatties
>>3102918Lend me your girlfriend for a few months and I'll tell you
>>3102917I literally just woke up, if anything the other guy replying is closer to what you say
>>3102914Who's the father?
>>3102925Not the Pandora ritual poster
>>3102914Yes, kinda obvious
>>3102914Umas for the Breeder's Cup next week?
>>3102925Me
A couple rooms?37536722
This is what happens when you encourage flatlining btw. Bunch of bored faggots shitting up the thread cause they can't play the game
>>3102747I was only planning to quit because I was really disappointed with dancho at the time. He threw one of our members under the bus when that member wasn't even in the wrong, and he did it in the most pathetic way possible, typing in club chat, screencapping his own messages, and speaking in third person.I didn't consider that someone might actually leave, and even less that he'd go ballistic and mistake the guy who left for me. In the end I didn't leave because I completely forgot about it after getting hooked on another game.
>>3102925I LOVE to watch
>>3102922I don't have a girlfriend!
>he's still trying
>>3102941Make your danchou have a melty again and leave
>I thought 1/3 of my club was flatlining for Kita White>Find out that's their normal level of activityI was worried for nothing
Imagine being so mindbroken by a club and with schizo-tier "proofs"
>>3102938Potentialwoman strong754338567543385675433856
>>3102951Imagine defending a doxxer because he's your danchou
>>3102951They do it literally because /v/ma is the title club.
>>3102953Not even in that club, you are just a thread-derailing nigger, an obsessed schizo that should be blacklisted from everything here. Take your meds, literally only you cares about this
2 more days
>>3102957Sounds like you care about it. I'm sure you're not in that shitter club I totally believe you
>>3102948Nah, it's fine. I'm not as invested in the game and my club as I used to be, and I'm really only sticking around for the gibs at this point. Uma has lost its novelty for me, especially now that so many games are getting ported and recompiled to PC because praise modders.There are way too many games to catch up on. I'd rather spend my time on those than grinding training runs just for RNG to witcheck me in finals.
>>3102952Kingu does her thing728431667284316672843166Last one
It's crazy how neighas who don't like or respect you still want access to you that's an insane thing to admit.
>>3102960Flatline as much as you can then, help drag the shit club down to B+
>>3102961Gutsmaxxers stalk the night...Thanks for joining!
>>3102965Thanks for hosting
How is your Curren Chan training for CM21 going /v/ma?
>>3102971I have 0 Karens. Week 1 player btw.
>>3102971i skipped since her potentials are dogshit and her unique never activates
>>3102971She never spooked me even though I bought all the Uma scamchasit's just not meant to be
>>3102971it's /vm/a tourist /v/ma is the club everyone hates
>>3101944Hishiama 200% sure I get her or I kill myselfKingu 100% pullCesario and Ramomu depends on the carat stock
>>3102964I'm not that ungrateful. I still do my autos, but not as much as I used to.
>>3102971I don't think I'll ever use Curren for CM
>>3102971She's sitting in the cuck chair while I try and make a Rice HERO ace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkW_TuFf9HU
>>3102976If you can't differentiate between /v/ma (thread you are in right now) and /v/ma (club) you might be low IQ
what's the CM 23 frontfag deck
>>3102983That's my GOAT.
>>3102987I'd rather we not be associated with them at all so /vm/a it is
>>3102827I literally only did the previous thread like that because I was so annoyed with neighas who wouldn't shut up about it. I couldn't care less if it's in the OP or not.
>>3102976
>take the 5 days unpaid leave without saying anything on group chat>was one of the worst club members and bottom of the barrel fans wise>check chrono everyday to see if I've been kickedJust a few more days....
>>3103003Every danchou here is too cucked to kick anybody before monthly reset
>>3102996No, kill yourself already you brownoid, we are /v/ma and if you don't like it you can go to the other board, you will fit in
>you need 35% RB for GMthe fuck
My favorite uma?Yukino Bijin.
>>3103011We talked to the /v/ma danchou and he refused to change his club name so /vm/a is our only option
>/v/mapyoi/vm/apyoi>der/v/der/vm/>/v/ma/vm/a>/v/mers/vm/ers>/v/agabond/vm/agabond
>>3102971>curren aceI dont mix business and pleasure
>>3103033You are not a cenobite?
>woke the FUCK up>found a FUCKING masterpiece posted>had to FUCKING backread this DOGSHIT thread to make FUCKING sure noone has already posted itI AM NEVER BACKREADING THREADS AGAIN. THIS IS THE FIRST AND LAST TIMECHECK OUT THIS PIECE OF ART YOU NEIGHERS
>>3103039You don't need to backread to know if the same image is already posted...
>>3103039Ok but where's the masterpiece? You forgot to catbox it?
>>3103039Kekdolf's gonna freak
>>3103042I cant be sure, what if someone posted a compressed pic or some other SHIT so the md5 is different, or my own FUCKING phone did some SHIT>>3103043I WILL TEAR YOUR SOUL APPART
>there are 6 uma generals on the catalogholy dead board
>>3103048Half of them shouldn't even be there. It's not usually this bad
>>3103048Pretty sure "we" are like "half" of the "activity" of this "board"
>>3103048
>>3103045Which uma could be Pinhead?
>>3103036>>3103045>>3103053>3 Hellraiser posts in less than 1hHmmm I wonder why, anyone played the new game?
>>3103051>decide to actually check the threads on the boardWhen the fuck did wwmg move here?
>>3103055Nope, i cant really get into horror games at all. I did see the new game, and actually got kind of interested in maybe watching the movie, but not really the game itself. I remember posting about this a while ago, maybe even in /v/ still, that i cant play horror games, the atmosphere and fear just petrify me. To the point where i dropped SOMA like 3 minutes after we get onto the "shit" or whatever that place was. I recall one anon saying that it comes with age and he was the same when he was younger, and i guess that thats true for me
>>3103055THE PULL, YOU PERFORMED IT, WE CAME
>>3103058>i cant play horror games, the atmosphere and fear just petrify meI have the same problem, I tried playing outlast and I literally couldn't move when the chases started. I am not built for horror games or movies, they are too scary
>>3103039>collarbone and shoulders aren't parallel>I can see the back and front of her torso at the same timeit's no masterpiece...
>>3103060Yeah, guess why Tazuna leads you to the doors when you pull? She gets you on the track to run as well>>3103061Guess it makes sense that i found a fellow like myself in a anime idol hprsegirl game thread
Oh shit new Jojo today I forgot
>>3103065You got the star uma. We came. Now you must come with us. Taste our pleasures.>>3103058First movie is solid, second is a decent sequel but worse. Third is trash, fourth is too ambitious and a mess but an interesting watch. Fifth is a good movie but its a non-Hellraiser script, sixth is same as fifth but worse (but has a really solid twist at end). Reboot is too safe.
>>3103077Have you actually watched all the Hellraisers? Damn when I see a franchise have so many movies it just makes me think most of them are trash cashgrabs
Anon was upset with me wasting carats on 50 pulls for Kita/Dia last night (technically it was 30 as I used 20 tickets) and so after thinking long and hard about what I’ve done I bought 5000 carats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywe1Kgzj_I8
>>31030791,2 and 4 arent true cashgrabs. Original Hellraiser movie was actually directed by the book writer, Clive Barker. You should try to watch first five Elm Street movies, theyre pure 80s kinoslop. Hell, they start as horror movies and slowly turn into memery. And Freddy vs Jason is peak slopkino.
>>3103099NTA, but my mind struggles to comprehend the word "kinoslop"
>>3103099>You should try to watch first five Elm Street movies, theyre pure 80s kinoslopWatch all of them, even fucking Wes Craven's New Nightmare. Are they are good? No, but they are fun. Friday the 13th gets the same treatment! (Fuck the remakes though).
>>3103099I don't think I can, like I said horror movies scare me too much. I will say I extremely enjoyed Scream, maybe it's the campyness or the ghostface actors being great but it's probably my favourite horror of that genre
>>3103007>cuckedDoing that is nigger behavior. Even if they completely flatline for a month it's not fair to do that to someone who has been in one of our clubs.
Ace PR...
>>3103108FUAAAARK, shes just like me, holy shit. mustpull for sure
>>3103100>>3103104This >>3103101 anon nailed it. Good? No. Fun? Absolutely. And first Hellraiser is genuinely a good movie.>whats kinoslophttps://youtu.be/FyHQnzcqnlAthat evolves intohttps://youtu.be/XWPq9Hb81aM
>>3103107completely flatlining is nigger behavior
>>3103111God Freddy vs Jason is so fucking stupid I love it so much.
>>3103111>>3103116Also this dumb shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF629C5WRqU
>>3103111Freddy vs Jason is the type of shit I aleays wanted to see as a wee lad, more crossovers and fights, especially between villains
>>3103111>>3103120kek, this is hilarious
Jesus wept.
>>3102971I'm using dominator instead of adored by all
>>3103124oh hey, i follow this artist, he does a lot of different umas, actually.
come into tomokamoimo
>>3103116Reminds me of the original Kong Vs Godzilla where they end up giving Kong electric powers
>>3103128It's the only one of his that came up with bound and chain tags
>>3103120This can't be real
>>3103098So this is how the glue factory looks like.
>>3103130>Hokko releases tomorrowWhat in the haskap
>>3103133https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6tz9pga4H4KINO Jason kills are very real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuMNAt7xQa8Also the actual Jason X trailer is high art.
>>3103135I'm glad that spammer convinced me to skip her. I can use to carats to pull more turf trainees instead.
>from umas to hellraiser and elm streetFreddy is hilarious. Always. Its the forgotten art of making a shitpost movie but fun.https://youtu.be/UPOJr9q1SZ8Also first movie has an interesting actor in it. Maybe youve seen the guy before, idk.
>>3103128>i follow this artistYou're a real sick bastard
>>3103149Johnny Depp getting obliterated in the bed is good fun.
>>3103143bro i actually cried when bodies started playing, fucking roflmao
>>3103153Bad movies simply don't have the soul to pull this shit off anymore, it's a sad state of affairs.
Hey (You)! Yeah, (You)! How many carats you got?
>>3103140>>3103143What the fuck, I'm crying, I thought these were supposed to be scary
>>3103160
>>3103143>>3103140https://youtu.be/fWgV7yAGlsw
>>3103019It's kinda like MANT and hammers. Every Senior December (and finale) you get a special race that gives you tons of stats, and ideally you want to pop a red buff to jack those stat rewards up even more. RB buffs this too so you want 35% minimum
>>3103160210 884 and I will not spend a single one on dirtoids.
>>3103162You got a whole genre of horrors but theyre hilarious you know.https://youtu.be/kCqEADYRg8g
>>3103162They definitely start that way, but by the end they just have fun with it.
>>3103160Around 115k.Will spark Kita/Dia then stop rolling until Ramonu.
>>310316042k. for Rickey, Ace, Sirius and Suzie. MAYBE gamble a bit and spend a few cheeky tenners for Gimlet and Kris.
>>3103171https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBaCHull47I
>>3103175How about....monster gooner!https://youtu.be/fEA9BJfaaYA
Wtf I love dirt now
>>3103019I already miss gl
zoomies discover movies for the first time
>>3103177I only found out recently they actually made a new Jeepers Creepers and I'm too scared to watch it I have no faith they fucked up the kino. The third one was already shit enough.
>>3103185I just don't like scary gory movies, I didn't know there were comedies too
>>3103160bout fiddy k
>>3103186Watched a review of it, its an absolute dogshit that puts third movie to shame.>>3103185He at least got some tips.>>3103187Have the kinoest of kinoshttps://youtu.be/5LdUSmhqJKoShoot 'Em Up (2007)
>>3103177This was actually scary, it made me uncomfortable instead of laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAOxxMhJwZQ
>>3103193>"Eat your vegetables."
>>3103205Neicha doesn't deserve to be used the way she is by niggers.
does anyone have that picture of maya with the funny face
>>3103209
>>3103207that definitely doesnt sound right
>>3103197Which films are actually scary? Those are the ones I don't enjoy
Sprintkino doesn't deserve the bad rep. At least debuffers can't completely ruin everything.
This reminds me I should watch Crystal Lake apparently it's decent.
>>3103214For Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street I'd say they kind of go off the rails around the fourth or fifth. Shit like Child's Play is pretty much just a mix of comedy/horror all the way through.
>>3103216This track deserves the bad rep. Fuck downhill mode.
>Instinctively pressing the icon where my Uma wasPartially habit, 1% wanting to remake my team but the fear of GL keeps me on the straight and narrow. I will remain diligent
>>3103224I removed my steam and phone icons and it's the best thing I did
>>3103225Ive been reading before bed instead of uma and wanking. This is the path of light
>jerking off while playing UmaDo Trainers really?
>>3103230I do it while I'm training Nishino DeFlower during the summers.
>>3103219thanks I hate it
>>3103230Look man Special Week's swimsuit does things to me, okay?
>>3103221>people thought Pan's Labyrinth was a kids movie because little girl is the protagonistTruly a special yearhttps://youtu.be/ioe5bgRq30Q
>>3103230I play Uma *then* whack off. Not at the same time like some kind of der/v/ian psycho
>>3103230I've done that during MANT because of how boring and long it was
>>3103228I do fear not wanting to play again after I come back, I am enjoying my life again since last year
>>3103238but mant is le good?
im kind of SHIT at this "perspective" thing. does it look like the mannequin is holding the phone, or did i twist it the wrong way?>>3103230do people n->>3103237>like some kind of der/v/ian psychoOh... yeah, makes sense
>>3103243I never want to touch that scenario ever again
>>3103230Everytime I do friendship training with C.B. I do a quick session
>>3103230You don't?
>>3103248>>>/vg/
>>3103230M-maybe...
>>3103238Trvkai Teio
>>3103249
>>3103253Worst webm ever made
>>3103248
>>3103230Can't...i'm haunted...
>>3103258Toreina eats that
am i retarded for wanting to roll on ks guts while having 53k + 60 tickets
If I win this bullshit race I will be actually angry, especially if its with this uma whose name I will not mention
>>3103267Taiki Shuttle?
>>3103216this CM has a staler meta than the mant ogurislops
>win 2/4 public rooms todayYep. A finals-ready.
I'm a literal unc now. Am I qualified to be a first rate torena yet?
>>3103269If I had Camping Taiki I would not hesitate to run her. Unfortunately Im stuck with shitmas whose identities will remain confidential. If they win after months of me losing it will be a hollow victory. I would prefer a noble loss to a sprintHERO
>>3103276What are your thoughts on Mahjong?
>>3103276Are you balding?
>>3103280I hate jong and jongers>>3103282Norwood 0, baby
>>3103273It’s kinda like longslop hold the frontslop, with extra servings of gambaslop, endslop and paceslop
>>3103286Hold the frontslop?
>>3103276Im an unc and Im washed. luck reserves spent, plat count in critical condition. The fight goes on
>>3103244Pic related to illustrate my point. This served as my warmup today lelCellphone and hand a bit bigger just to illustrate my point
>>3103305>thats a warmup for a drawgodholy hell dudethanks!
>>3103264It's frontloaded like Ruby so 1LB is enough, actually 0LB is enough +1Guts bonus doesn't seem that important
>>3103305Looks great man
>>3103264I was gonna say yes but then I realized I have no idea. I assume guts is bad but maybe she is an exception. Highlighting your post so one with knowledge answers
>>3103318P-prestigious...
>took a break>turned on twitter>someone posted Bubble Gum Fellowi am being artmogged left and right dude, damn
/v/ma-arts and crafts
>>3103330Sasuga Grass-sama
>>3103330SPOILER!
>>3103330Elbros wtf i thought she was a gamer
>>3103330YEEEEES THE BEST QUEEN OF /V/MA
>>3103167>tachyon has no RBWell fuck. I barely used the card on GL and now I can't comfortably slot her in on my GM decks
>"CM practice">18 slots>SS+ and below>"Christmas race!">costume restrictions>Hopeful Stakes>A+ and belowSome of these rooms are just psychotic.
>>3103167>>3103342Are you fucking serious? GM is dead on arrival then, I might actually quit the game after GL
>>3103345what was cygames thinking with the rank restriction setting?
>>3103244>>3103305if you have CSP use can use the models, of course they need fine tuning, but you get the idea, also holding a cellphone is a very difficult hand gesture to draw.
>>3103305it looks good but doesn't really seem like she's looking *at* the phone but next to it, which is fixed by just tilting the phone a little or moving her slightly to the right. Don't worry about it though perspective is the hardest part of drawfagging and you only git gud at it after practicing for hundreds of hours, this is pretty good for a 30 minute warm-upit's all cylinders and boxes, never forget to draw your cylinders and boxes bros
>>3103356Isn't There Anything on That Isn't About Boxes?!
>>3103361There are some cyllinders and circles
>>3103361wait a fucking minute..OH MOTHERF-
I'm a big fan of cylinders
>>3103354Same, fuck cellphones>Very thin box, easy to mess up angle>Hand in weird angle>Fingers in weird positions>Must actually look like it's grabbing somethingAlso I bet she's writing some nasty ass shitpost
>>3103361there's triangles and circles too
>>3103366A cylinder is just a box with its corners cut off. its a trannybox, so to speak
>>3103375wrong because you need like half the lines for them
>>3103366What about cones
>>3103375My penis is a trannybox!?
>>3103354This looks great, drawfags are on a whole nother level
>>3103370I've been drawing taishin recently and man it really is hard to not make her look like a little boy, almost zero feminine traits in there
>>3103392She is a very cute girl and I love her as she is
>>3103392But that's the best part
>>3103392Taishinbros...our response...?
>>3103392draw her pregnant to show that she's a girl
Taishin is still queen btw
>>3103410taishinists tried to take down both the game and the threads but qveen Oguri the 3rd brought it all back to life, glory to qveen Oguri the 3rdAl Taisheda and all Taishinists will fall
Its really fucked up that Taishin straight up rapes you in her hot springs, I thought they were supposed to be romantic
>>3103160About 37k waiting till ramonu + ancestor pulls to see if I can uma pull. Probably still throw a tenner at Laurel, Kris, Sirius and Halloween Shakur
>>3103418that's what you get for being a clueless idiotshe literally tells you that you'd be an amazing father in her lobby dialogue, she's at her breakpoint in the onsen
>>3103160100kMight try and pick up one of the NY alts if I don't get either from free pulls, but otherwise I'm saving for the 2nd anniversary
>>3103418Is Taishin a good wife though personality wise? Asking for a raped friend.
>>3103425>And without you I wouldn't have gotten this far.. >Oh don't worry about it, I am sure now that your achievements have been recognised, you will be able to get scouted by any trainer you like :DOkay you know what, fair enough, I don't know what Torenah was thinking with that line
>>3103431From what we get of her after she gets over herself she'd be ok
>>3103435Reminded me of this image that I REALLY love
I think narita taishin should be grumpier and more gravid
>>3103435>>3103439Jap cuck mentality
>>3103439What did rubert do for (you) to do this
>>3103407My wife is beautiful I don't care how others see her.
>Moves Ticketzo away if Taishin wins hot springs so she would have nonother choice but to invite her trainer>Explicably gets Brian to assign (you) and Taishin on the same team for the three legged raceWhat was her endgame?
>>3103431https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/101664745Yeah
>>3103451Whoops forgot the picture
Can you believe it guys? Hokko! only a day away!We're all going to Tomakomai tomorrow! Woohoo!I am so happy about this information
>>3103458What's in the rolls? If it's that gross Japanese bean paste instead of Chocolate I'm not eating it
>>3103451>>3103455She knows Taishin won't make a move without a little push.
>>3103462Jam
>>3103458Wait, its tomorrow? Her banner is together with the wedding duo?>>3103462Its some sort of berry jam iirc
>>3103464>>3103465>JamDisgusting, are japs allergic to chocolate or something?
>>3103409Are you trying to bait him anon
>>3103467Jam is delicious though
>>3103443NTA and I haven't read Rubert's career, but I have seen the first few chapters of her uma story so I think I get itIf I'm remembering right, her family holds a contest to decide who will become her trainer, which involves having to learn a lot of fussy high-society shit that none of the trainers at the academy are used to. (You) don't do particularly well, but end up winning and becoming Ruby's trainer by default because every other contender was so weakmind (at least compared to (You)) that they all gave up midway through and dropped out of the contest. I'd assume that as a result of this her trainer thinks he's unworthy of her
>>3103467Chocolate is for the Valentine's alts. >something something sucking on Ines' chocolate covered titsThat anon spread that mind virus to me so now I must also spread it to you
>>3103465October 24 UTC yes
>>3103409This is a really good idea, actually.
>>3103469Chocolate is better on everything, jam and fruits are for elks and moose>>3103471>something something sucking on Ines' chocolate covered tits>That anon spread that mind virus to me so now I must also spread it to youI'M LITERALLY THAT ANON
>>3103443It's actually very bad that you'll end her career with the weakmind of "I'll do my best until the time the trainer that'll replace me comes" or something
>>3103475pregnant seiun...
>>3103477>Chocolate is better on everythingNyo
>>3103479damn and here I was thinking there couldn't be a worse trainer character than nishino's
>>3103477>I'M LITERALLY THAT ANONExtremely based and good taste then
>>3103479thats whats called the impostor syndrome, right?
>>3103464>>3103465Okay now I'm actually very curious about it. I could order in amazon but found this when searching
>>3103490when the trainer is sus
>>3103492Helios...
>>3103477Nah you have some decent pies like Michaelmas pie which would not be the same with chocolate
>>3103489I promised myself I would never skip Fujin again after regretting it so much last time. However CB and Ramonu are also close and idk what to do
>>3103491Nevermind. Just realized the sales ended. Amazon it is
>>3103492ඞ
How do you go from this
>>3103330Kek it really turned into a battle of the softies against king halo.
>>3103506To this
>check the mega to see the new stuff I missed>full of rob ro abuse from one singular drawfagDid I miss something?
>>3103512He really really wubs her
>>3103512some anon pulled for her, then got mad at her for some reason. i still dgi, and i dont think i want to
>>3103512We're awakening our ryona genes
For anyone who loves to mutate, did you give up on the first inspiration or playing through to see the second one if you didn't get any needed pink inspiration?
>>3103524If from G to A, yeppers. If F to A, I finish the career.
Finally fast food for uma lovers
>>3103498Always follow your heart or your dick
So will king play it funny and give them a fighting chance, or is she going to get sweaty and demolish them?
>>3103512Streets call it being a tsundere
>>3103536"tsundere" works when youre a cute anime girl, not a thirty year old man posting on a mongolian basket weaving forum
>>3103525It's G to A. Thanks anon.
>>3103530Is Kingu REALLY that good? She did lose against Kraft and Cesario
>>3103540NTA but i usually drop it if i dont get B to A on first roll on umas. I sometimes keep on if i get groundworks or uma stan,etc.
>>3103544saeki used to stream games competitively[ so she has an advantage against the ones who very clearly never touch any video games/spoiler] I think it all depends on how she’s feeling on being entertaining vs how much she wants to win
My main problem with sprint is that it's so easy to mutate that I want to keep mutating more umas but I can't use them all during finals
>>3103528I need all 3 that's why I'm asking for help. I have 60 uma tickets and 100 card tickets
Can a buyfag please tell me what Code I must use in my import declaration to avoid getting raped by EU toy regulations? Has someone ever experienced this?
>>3103564Carat status?
>>310356870k
>>3103524Because of the volatility of GL I'll give a good run the chance to redeem itself, I've gotten 4 distance sparks in a single inspo before. If it's already a marginal run and I get shafted first inspo I'll glue it and save my time.
>>3103544Kingu wins 3vs1 vs normies. They put her up as giga finals boss from the start. https://youtu.be/Z9Zg-OBhGpU?t=41
>>310356820kMan I really don't like training for sprints.
>>3103431Nyes
>>3103568150k and all the crystals
>>3103572>>3103583>>3103598Ramonu comes with 120 free pulls. For 2 sparks which I think is prudent, you need to complement with 280 rolls. If you have 100 tickets, it means 180 rolls with carats, or 27k carats.For 2 uma sparks, you need 400 more rolls. You have 60 tickets, which means 340 rolls have to come from your carats. 51k carats.Worst case scenario Ramonu gives you nothing and you have to go to spark for both. But it's really unlikely. If you roll on 3 banners it's likely you'll get lucky on at least one. We also get like 30k more carats between then
>>3103019Oh boy, so you're telling me GM is the worst of both MANT and GL? Can't wait!
>>3103536Post the Rob Roy tanuki
>>3103603Even if Ramonu fucks you with 400 pulls and no MLB you likely got at least two and can MBL it with a crystal.
>>3103603With 20k now and saving everything, I think I'll be good for 2 sparks on ramonu and 1 spark for ancestors.If the calculator is right and save everything, I'll be able to roll enough to 2 spark the bourbon banner down the line.Not rolling for any umas during that time is not great, we do get the selectors. I'll probably just get Kitasan. I really wanted to get Helios...
>>3103606
>>3103567Have you tried asking the /a/ buyfag general? I feel it's more likely someone there knows how to deal with your shipping issues
>>3103614>1 spark for ancestors.You dont need to spark it. Get one copy so you dont borrow it and call it a day.
>>3103615thank
>>3103618>Get one copyThat's true, I'm just worst case budgeting it in. Looking at the scenario I don't want to completely limit myself without the card.
>>3103409
>>3103603He only needs 200 on Ramonu, he has 4 crystals in even worst case. 400 looks like a waste there.
Pakalive for newest JP scenarion TOMORROW, featured the Mystery Neigha!Will Scarlet finally get her second alt? Will Blast Blastpiece FINALLY BE RELEASED FOR ONCE!?Will Daring Tact ever be free?
>>3103564How many carats and SSR uncap crystals do you have?2nd anniversary is around the end of next month, so you should be able to earn at least 20k more carats by then. Probably closer to 30k accounting for anniversary gibs. Ramonu also comes with 120 free pulls, so with 100 card tickets you can spark once before needing to dip into your caratsAssuming you double spark Ramonu and also get unlucky enough to have to spark both uma banners, that'll cost you about 78k carats plus all your tickets. Might end up being slightly less in practice, since you'll get a few more tickets between now and then from events and the monthly shop reset and suchAs long as you've got at least ~50k carats you should be perfectly fine. Any less than that and you'll need to either drop something or hope you get lucky
>>3103627He probably saved tickets, two sparks will likely take him around 200 pulls in carats only.
>>3103630Don't careWill watch for yeppers
>>3103626She should be more pregnant. Carrying triplets at the very least.
Did I miss out not rolling for the Scotland Forever Uma?
>>3103636There's no point in doing it anyway, he can use them on next card banner.El Condor Pasa banner is double rateup banner and I think 200/600 split is better than 400/400 for Ramonu and it.
>>3103630Oh? Is No Reason finally getting an alt? Will they make it super girly to contrast with her larping ass?
>>3103663Damn you're getting mad for no reason
>>3103630Daring Tact's Pricon property now
>the absolute state of suzuka
>>3103679White people prefer left and dark people prefer right.
>>3103680
>>3103680I like both>>3103682Based idort
>>3103671Sounds of Earth looks cute. I know nothing about the uma other than that she would probably be friends with Opera.
>>3103635>How many carats and SSR uncap crystals do you have?70k like I said, and I have all the gemmies plus 2 old selectors. I also have 3 gems and only missing 1 shard since I'm flatlining
>>3103630I predict:>Scarlet alt. Second scenario alt is either Yeppers or No Reason, and they won't properly show it off but it'll appear in the background somewhere like how they handled the ramen scenario alts>IIRC One Piece is an Arima winner, so they'll probably release her sometime around late November/early December?>Catgirl Mayano is apparently meta in JP so she's probably getting carded>Rulership being there seems a bit conspicuous since she's not a scenario link. Maybe the Mystery Neigha has some connection to her? Or maybe this scenario is going to have no pal card like the Mecha scenario, and she's getting carded too?>Tact will get BETRAYED and TRAPPED in the hyperbolic time chamber for at least another year or two. I expect that Forever Young will be the 6th anniversary uma, and either the Mystery Neigha or one of the 6th anni newmas will be some big-shot horse important enough to take the 6.5th anniversary uma slot
falcon is the only fuckable dirtoid
>>3103680I'm a tall, white, blonde, blue-eyed European male and I prefer girls with meat like the one on the right
>>3103691Wrong
>>3103688Yeah you're good then. That's more than enoughFelt the need to ask since there were 3 different replies to that "Carat status?" post with wildly different numbers, and I wasn't sure which one was actually you
>>3103695>ooga booga fat means wealthy
>>3103698So you are saying I can get all 3? That's great, they are the only waifupulls I wanted since the fucking Ballroom banner
>>3103689Mayano already has two alts so its all cards for her
Tell me about Biwa Hiyahide.Why is she obsessed with phallic shaped fruit?
>>3103729the irl horse loved bananas so much that he was seen spitting food out of his mouth at the prospect of eating a bananahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QQL2JwXUMo
>>31037291.Its delicious2.It has a great deal of nutrients3.Its a great source of potassium and fiber4.Its readily available and easy to consume5.irl Biwa Hayahide was a banana truther
Pick your poison>>3101840>>3101840>>3101840>>3101836>>3101836>>3101836Or you can create a new bread
>>3103751Uhhh lets use the one with Golden Gen
>>3103751Make a new one with corrected previous.
>>3103751Second one for me
>>3103108Just like me fr
>>3103751THE ONE ON THE BOTTOM HAS WRONG DATES TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE, GO TO THE FIRST ONE
>>3103920Calm down lil bro
