>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. Registration begins October 27th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=large>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious Thread: >>3101836
Pandora LOVE
I haven't even started my sprintslop aces because I honestly don't want to train for that shit, what's the easiest ace? nishino with El's unique?
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>>3105139>what's the easiest aceIn terms of making things easier for yourself, non-mutants with high sprint affinity like Nishino are your best bet yes, she also has the strongest version of her ult obviously. Oguri is also pretty straightforward, 10 sparks is what you should be using anyways to get Sprint S, and you can get her to A from the start of career
Is it worth grabbing Tantalizing Trick on Vampire Raisu if I have some points to burn? I've never really been sure how consequential that skill is.
Who would you say has the best affinities in the game in terms of making her work on ANYTHING?
>>3105162Oguri
phewtime to play some toddslop
>>3105180Erm, such as?
>>3105181f76
>>3105162If you were only allowed one uma for the entirety of the game then Ogurin would be your definitive choice. Not only can she work on anything, she has a decent chance of winning any race, too.
What are the best long ass Pink Floyd songs? I love listening to Echoes and Crazy Diamond in the background but Atom Heart Mother isn't my jam
>>3105182Not bad. I was thinking about replaying fallout 3 (the best one) myself
>>3105145I logged out on October 20th, before the rest at 6:00pmOctober 21st, 5:59pm, 24 hours have passed.October 22nd, 5:59pm, 24 hours have passedOctober 23rd, 5:59pm, 24 hours have passedOctober 24th, 5:59pm, 24 hours have passedAnd then once it turns October 24th, 6:00, we'll be on the FIFTH day, is that it? Anyway I'll just wait for the non-flatliners to confirm before I do it.
>>3105185Isn't the only other one Pigs? I don't know, I don't listen to Britshit much.
Other than Ryan what parent works for an End Digitan next CM?
My team is readyOPEN THE CASINO
>>3105145I thought it was 25th on daily reset>>3105190>wait for the non-flatliners to confirm before I do it.yeah this would be the best
>>3105193Just bring Oguri since you already have your gold accel with Digitan
Reposting the jig exactly once.https://jiggie.fun/hz76ti
>>3105192There is quite a few more, that's why I was asking, I prefer King Crimson anyways
>>3105162Oguri and her alts are good on everything, Condor and Digitan too to some extent
>>3105185I quite like Syd Barret era 60s early Floyd, but the songs have more of a raw, garage feel, usually shorter in length. This one's pretty long though, good riffhttps://youtu.be/UFdn7LA56uE
For non-flatliners will we get the support card pull on the first daily reset and the uma pulls on the second daily reset tomorrow?
The absolute state of /uma/ lmao
Just throwing this out there Pink Floyd sucks and like most 60s and 70s music their music isn't for modern listeners.
>>310520525 hours 30 min from now will be Kita pulls
>This caused the biggest /v/ma melty so far
>>3105185Listen to the whole albums neigher, the way God intended. Meddle has one song that takes up the entire B side, it's pretty good. Animals too.
>>3105204Thanks I'll give it a listen
>>3105212We've had bigger like the windyfag or the original hall monitor situation before that
>>3105162Well, right off the bat there are only 6 umas in the entire game who have at least E in every surface/distance aptitude and can therefore mutate up to A in any given aptitude without inspiration RNG:>Maruzensky>Oguri>Hishiama>Mayano>Yeppers>FalcoMayano and Falco are borderline cases since there are specific surface/distance combos they'd have a bit of trouble mutating for (dirt sprint/mile for Maya, turf long for Falco). Hishiama would also have difficulty mutating for dirt sprints but who the fuck really cares about that when there are never dirt sprint CMs anywaysOf the remaining 3, Oguri is the most versatile since she's got good aptitudes for multiple running styles instead of just one and thus has a way easier time adapting to the meta for any given race
>>3105211Can you do a 40-60 split if you don't log in until the second daily reset?
>>3105217The windyfag wasn't even a melty
>>3097805r8/h8This Scarlet is probably an improvement.
>>3105213Might be my zoomer ahh take, but i usually only listen to "the whole album" once or twice, then just save my favourite tracks and listen to only them afterwards
>>3105213I know I gotta listen to whole albums I'm trying to slowly fix my musiclet status but sometimes albums are too dense and all over the place for me to appreciate (makes me prefer singular songs), I guess I am a bit of an unculutred swine, I am listening to In the Wake of Poseidon at the moment
>>3105220Yes.
>>3105220yeppers
We are on 40 pullsNext daily reset we will be at 50 pullsThe banner reset after that will be Kita pulls>>3105220Yes, I think it's safe to login after the daily reset as long as you don't use the pulls. I will wait until banner reset to be safe though
>>3105230>I think it's safe to login after the daily reset as long as you don't use the pullsNice so i can still keep looping with the half TP!
>>3105214Just understand like 90% of the song is "psychedelic" nonsense and noises, it can be kinda hard to get through the whole way through lol. Here's a sillier one I likehttps://youtu.be/eLZOrqhSH40And the album opener is pretty good, just give the whole album a listenhttps://youtu.be/8UbNbor3OqQBut yeah as you can see most tracks are like 2-4 minutes. Having crazy long experimental psychedelia tracks wasn't quite the norm yet, wasn't until the 70s and later 60s that it became more commonplace. They were truly trackblazers of their time, but without Syd's craziness they never would have got on. That's what Crazy Diamond is about, he's the one they're saying to shine on because he lost his damn mind.
>>3105221there was a guy(s) crying about it for multiple days telling people to report it
>>3105232I'm not sure so do it at your own risk
>>3105234Isn't that just the same hall monitor that goes on a melty whenever he detects ritualpost and the same one we're still dealing with till this day.
why don't we have a chan with democratic post reports
>>3105241Could be, I just ignore him like the avatarfags/ritualposters like anybody else who has used 4chan for more than a year
It's better just to filter ritual posters than to even bother with reporting them. I don't even see their posts anymore, all is well
>>3105240I think i value the ~9 extra potential loops more than an extra pull on the Kita banner. I'll take the risk for science.
>>3105185not pink floyd but give a listen to long season
>>3105224That's reasonable. I'm a full album boomer through and through, especially when it comes to prog, but playlist curating is a whole art in and of itself. >>3105225If you're just getting into the prog rock classics, do check out Gentle Giant, Emerson Lake & Palmer and Yes. The big three imho tbdesu.
>>3105252>No King Crimson
>>3105257NTA but what's the point of recommending him King Crimson after he said he's presently listening to King Crimson?
>>3105252>buys expensive equipment>has no idea how to use itWoah... Shes just like me
>>3105263Didn't read the reply chain, oops
The insane shipping/import taxes and fees you have to eat for buyfagging nowadays make me want to vomit.
>>3105267If I get my figgie out of French Fedex hell I will gladly pay anything
>>3105267Just be like me and don't buy anything, easy
Vent art about today.
>>3105272I am fucking dying
>>3105272>/v/Huh?
>>3105272I have any mentioned of that place filtered, no good ever comes from it
>>3105272Lmaoooo
>>3105272kek based
>>3105267I'll never get being a buyfag. I don't see the appeal of plastic trinkets tbqh. Also hiding my power level has been so deeply ingrained into my i would never leave physical evidence of my weebdom out in the open.
>>3105272LEL
>>3105272KEEEEEEEEEEK
>>3105272I hate smashtards like you wouldn't believe
>>3105272Kino
>>3105283Thankfully rosterfagging is mostly dead now that an entire generation has crossover fatigue from fortniteslop.
>>3105279I like looking around my room and seeing a small '3d waifu beautiful' standing near me.Also, i literally never have anyone ever come to me or my apartment, nor do i plan to, so im safe to live however i please
>>3105272KEK
>>3105272I don't get it, why is it /v/?
Why does everyone pretend like /vg/ isn't a shithole?If it wasn't that bad why didn't we all just move over there? Why did we resist and colonize a new board? I don't really have much experience with /uma/ as a whole but I have had many bad experiences with /vg/fags in general. And yes I am aware there is a schizo that tries to force some sort of artificial board war but the point stands. If /vg/ wasn't that bad, we all would have moved over there. We chose the path of most resistance by refusing to move to /vg/. Now I know some of you crosspost and what have you but the reality is there is a non-negligible amount of people who don't use and will never use that place and I think there's a reason for that.
>>3105293he's shifting the blame
>>3105293Because it was just us blaming each other and making a mess out of our threaed
>>3105295Kinda seems like it. It makes it seem more trying to absolve /vg/ of any wrongdoing and putting the blame entirely on /v/. It doesn't make a lot of sense.
are (you) coming to Tomakomai?
>>3105294We don't pretend that it isn't, we know it is, you just can't blame everything on them and keep mentioning it all the timeImagine if you had a little guy in your shoulder whispering 'jews jews jews jews' into your ear randomly, eventually you'll just tell him to shut the fuck up
>>3105294Neighas are quick to forget why we fought to not go there in the first place then act like its a surprise when other neighas are quick to react with disdain whenever /vg/ keeps getting brought up.
>>3105294eh I crosspost once in a while but between the two I still enjoy /vm/ for uma discussion when it allows to.
Is Resplendent Red Ace worth taking for this cm if you don't have a lot of other skill options to buy? It's either that or like Nimble Nav or I Wanna Win With You, etc.
Don't let it derail again please
>>3105294I hate that shithole but something like todays really on us.
>>3105294For me, the other board is just too fast to browse while im at work. AND work wifi doesnt block 4chan the way it does twitter. Thats the two main reasons why i mostly post here. When im at home (assuming i dont have anything better to do) i have both threads opened
>>3105301But the jew whisperer is still right?
>>3105294To be perfectly fair and in all honesty, the previous thread was less of /vg/ but more of our retards that couldn't ignore shit and thought they had to continue metaposting until the problem gets fixed, and how many problems we have fixed with metaposting? Almost none.
>>3105300Tomakomai tells me to, so...probably not, doubt I will have enough dosh to go there anytime soon
God, she's so fucking thick on the right places
>>3105300>finally here Bro I have a whole 25 hours
>>3105300Yeppers, though ill have to wait for evolved skills for her to be viable
>>3105301>Imagine if you had a little guy in your shoulder whispering 'jews jews jews jews' into your ear randomlyI absorbed him into my psyche already. Now i'm just immune to Oy Neigh's shenanigans.
>>3105307You know this doesn't help and has never helped, right?
>>3105307You forgot your C.B. pic
>>3105300No idea. That will depend entirely on how I feel about her after watching her uma storyIf her story isn't compelling enough to convince me to impulse roll (which is a decently high bar), then she seems like an easy skip
I feel like doing a new career, who gets it?
>>3105315I believe he is implying constantly spamming a truthful statement will make you resent the truth rather than fix any problems.
>>3105330She is one of my faves, so I have to say Air Shakute.
>>3105330shakvr for kinof*ji if you want to torture yourself
>>31053304chan shakur
>>3105331>dotoposter is a foid
>>3105330This might be extremely retarded as a question, but why do some umas have less scenes than others
>>3105233>Just understand like 90% of the song is "psychedelic" nonsense and noisesYeah I think that's the reason I couldn't appreciate something like AHM or Tubular Bells as much, which made me feel like a musiclet since everyone seems to appreciate these albums to heaven and I somehow can't. Nonetheless I will give a listen to everything you posted. Thanks for the history lesson as well>>3105252Noted!
>>3105331But in this case, the centrist only acts outraged at the goblin warning him of the problem, rather than the problem itself, which only makes him a selective reactionary and hypocrite rather than a role model.
/v/ma will forever be /vg/ coded unless the pandorafag stops his gay little ritual posting every fucking thread. The Obeybro knew people were getting sick of his posts, so he made the reasonable decision and stopped.
>>3105340>Tubular BellsI thought people only pretended to like this as a joke.
>>3105343I just filter the retard cuz hes a hostile person that does it out of spite.
Eh good enough, Nishino.
another horribly bad reign under oguri the terrible, you elected this shit btw
hope my wives don't get a schizo ritual autist before they release
>>3105339Not all careers are created equal.If an uma has more career races then that's more events.Plus other stuff like some Umas have different versions of story events for stuff like winning1/2/3 legs of the Triple Crown for instance while others don't.Some have secret events that others don't.
>>31053303 vs 1 seems one-sided but I genuinely love Fuji's story, I think it's a great telling of someone who has two sides and tries to please everyone while not being able to fulfill those huge expectations, it has some breakdown kino and a lot of romance, her onsen event in particular is amazing
I need someone to look at Uni's kit and tell me why shes ran as late instead of pace? To me from what i see. She could be just as good as pace
>>3105345That's what I thought too but I am not enough of a musical knower to talk about it, so I will shut up
>>3105339I think Brian has the most.Brian and Fuji have whole branching career paths, so you'll get a different series of races and different scenes based on the choices you make. They basically have two stories.
>>3105357We've been over this several times already, she's only used as Late breeding stock down the line anyways
>>3105357she gets all this shit from events
Prog rock sucks and is for psueds.
>>3105339Various reasonsSome umas have more in-depth stories that take place over more scenesSome umas have scenes that vary depending on race outcomes (eg. different scenes for winning/losing, or for specific rival umas winning) but sometimes career races don't care about whether you won/lost as long as you placed high enough to meet the goalSome umas have branching paths in their careers with alternate goal races, or simply have more goal races in generalSome umas have more secret events
>>3105362>don't talk about the game
>>3105339Fuji has 2 alt paths, on top of several humiliation rituals in 1 of those paths that have different outcomes depending on your results. So it makes sense
You guys should roll for Uni btw>>3105364Agreed. Prog metal is way better
>>3105366It's the same guy asking the same question every time. Just because he doesn't like the answer doesn't means it'll change
Imagine if you had a little oy neigha in your shoulder whispering 'suzu...suzu...suzu...suzu..." into your ear randomly, eventually you'll just tell him to shut the fuck up
>>3105306Anyone?
>>3105369Indeed.>insert poorly photoshopped picture of McQueen wearing a McQueensryche tee
>>3105364McQueen probably listens to gay shit like Polyphia
>>3105372Not really. Nimble nav is better unless you're training fronts
>>3105372No, nimble or I Wanna Win With You is better
>>3105339Fuji in particular has different events depending on if you go for the triple crown vs the dual miles, alongside three secret events (one for winning the classic triple crown, a second for winning 3 mile/sprint G1s during senior year including the Takamatsunomiya Kinen, and the last for winning the autumn triple crown + the Takarazuka Kinen during senior year).
The Horror Movie talk from last bread and the Music talk in this thread were surprisingly nice and comfy. You guys know your shit
>>3105381>>3105380isn't nimble already very gamble?
NTR WonderYou just know girls who wear dresses like this have taken bazillion cocks
nobody cares about grass enough for this shitpost to be effective
>>3105390Remember the Suzucuck? Good times.
>>3105385Yeah, there are more situations in which NN is better, especially if you're training a backliner. Having multiple gamble accelerations is fine and it's even encouraged as long as you have enough midrace
>>3105385Yes, but it's better than resplendent. Unless you have something else to buy except these 3 skills, I would go with nimble or IWWWY
SBR is postponed 'til Sunday, that's all, I'm going back to my vacation. Remember that it will be Capricorn conditions.
>>3105364Not true. I'm a pseud and I only listen to soviet free jazz.
>shitpostGrass why are you smiling like that....
>>3105398flatlineGOD...
>>31053842nd best place to discuss anything
yamato nakadashi
I'm at 1000 followers and removing people who have been flatlining for more than 5 days is getting annoying.
Can't wait to finally log in after 30 minutes
>>3105413This is also why the follow limit is retarded
>>3105408>base Ogurin is always a top tier choice for any track but never the best>/v/ma is the 2nd best place to discuss anythingAnd people wonder why she keeps becoming our queen.
>>3105415many are saying this
>>3105420Woah... Deep
>>3105420XOguri is so disgusting that base Oguri is okay in my book
welp friday night keiba in 3 hours, have to do something first before posting tho
>>3105388I'd gladly be a cuck if umas existed
I'm no longer asking. You're going to Tomakomai https://x.com/syk_kikuchi/status/2113648318987522299
I think Riko Kashimoto should be forced to wear a pretty cocktail dress.
>>3105445would tarumae kidnap you and bring you to tomakomai
https://umamusume.com/news/100115/Starting tomorrow they'll have a pop-up store for the merch that was supposed to have been sold at the live. Online sales later, too.
>>3105467Definitely
>>3105468>Location: BAITAIEEEEE THEY'RE BAITING US
can't wait for the new scenario (we will still say it's bad)
>>3105479>BBC starts in 11 turnsbro what the hell happens in future events???
>>3105479Now let's take a look at the shop
>>3105479Good lord how many times can I do this? Some anons said there is an RB minimum this time too each fucking sucks
>>3105484A couple of the scenarios end earlier than normal, namely the Breeders Cup and l'Arc. Those two also don't have character events like MANT, so no runaways either during those eras.
>>3105445nah the ritualposts convinced me to not go
>>3105496They heard we liked GL and MANT so much that they combined them!
>>3105496you also wanted to have 35 race bonus for ura finale and aoharu
>>3105473>Santa Anita stuff starts on the same dayAbsolute bait
>>3105500>you can't win the L'arc with a runawayOy Neigh danchou's gonna FLIP
>>3105484if they did a bbc scenario for real curren chan would finally get a scenario link
Kikkasho is late tomorrow night, correct? I don't want to miss Wuvcen jobbing.
>>3105526It's like 31 hours from now, yesTonight is the G3 Artemis Stakes featuring one horse with a funny name
>>3105479Honestly GM looks like a better Unity, you get tokens on every training and 2/3 goddess effects are great blue looks good for parent farming but eh I'd rather have the clanker do it
Y'know, it'd be cool if I could replace the open prompt with some other program...
I LOGGED IN AND PULLS AREN'T ON UMAS YET???
>>3105543
>>3105543>he fell for it
>>3105543Many will say this in a little under 2 days, but suspiciously they won't post their mountain of trash support card pulls alongside these posts...
>>3105445I would go if all expenses were paid. I’m not made of money.
>>3105540Getting blues is annoying but holy shit it's much better than +1 guts +1 event chain
>>3105554Why the fuck would I take a picture of 40 fucking wasted rolls retard
>>3105500>Those two also don't have character events like MANT, so no runaways either during those erasFor L'arc you can get runaway by running 1 extra race, not sure about beyond dreams
>>3105563Did you really flatline? I can make that screenshot too and tell everyone I logged in by mistake.
Is this the thing that keeps shilling Hokko here?>inb4 Doxxing
/V/MAAAAA NIGHT MATAFAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWATAYA:>TRAINAN>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
ok this is weird. i can post here on my PC but not from my phone even in the house on the home wifi. when i try to phonepost it says my ip range is blocked, but shouldn't it be the same ip range if its over wifi?
>>3105578not brown enough to be a ritual poster so can't be him
flatline bwos....................https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2113752430777405475
>>3105579>TRAINANFlatlining>PLAYANHorizon 6>WATCHANNothing>LISTENANNothing>READANNothing>EATANTurkey sandwich>DRINKANMojito energy drink>FAPPANNothing>FEELANNothing
Alright, my Sprint team is good enough that I'm done fucking with it for a bit. Time to start working on parents for the Dirt CM. I want to run Rickey, so that also obligates me to run a second front so probably Pink Falco. Third slot is much more malleable. I expect it will probably be front heavy with Rickey being the meta choice, so a pace is going to get crowded out of their skills, especially if I'm bringing 2 fronts myself, which is sad because I'd like to run Taiki and SFV on her does last long enough to get some value. That leaves me running a backliner, so either Oguri or Digitan, and while Spurt is a little delayed, it's still strong enough that I should run them as an end. Digi has useful skills, so I think I'll give her the nod despite also running her on the sprint CM.Falco and Rickey want Angling, obviously, but then for the second inherit, is it Plancha? Simulator says so. Digi is easier, Pump and then even slightly delayed Cheer is what you want as your main inherits.
>>3105588In-game Announcement already said we will get the full value when we log back in
>>3105420>>3105430>base Ogurin is always a top tier choice for any track but never the best>the best is also Oguri up until basically just now.I will never forgive her.
>>3105591Go with Plancha. Hokko's unique is also an option as an accel since it works from 3rd place as well but its outright weaker than Plancha.
>>3105445But Tomakomai is 14 hours away from Maebashi, and I wanna visit Maebashi...
>>3105579>TRAINANflatlining>PLAYANNothing>WATCHANKeiba>LISTENANNothing>READANNothing>EATANNachos>DRINKANA few cocktails haven decided what yet>FAPPANTo hokko tarumae later>FEELANDrained, had 3 days straight of meetings with the folks sponsoring me and my phd advisor
>>3105590King Nothing...
>>3105577What else do you want me to post neigha
>>3105606Damn you don't get the ability to improve the accel on the inherit so the 0.4 is only on herself?
>>3105591Actually, I forgot Pump requires a corner and isn't corner and beyond like Blossom, so I guess it's just a late race velocity instead because 6th in exactly that last little bit is going to be very unlikely, isn't it?
So, are you coming?
I WILL NOT EAT THE TOMATO PIE! https://files.catbox.moe/rk22ly.png
>>3105579>WATAYA:>>TRAINANAuto fans or parents>>PLAYANClip studio, I have to finish my Hokkoganda>>WATCHANHere or youtube slop>>LISTENAN2hu mixes>>READANHere I guess>>EATANBorgar>>DRINKANWater>>FAPPANHokko's fat hokkos>>FEELANHangover
>>3105579>TRAINANFlatline at the moment.I wanna train Rickey when I get back, or Kitasan if I get her.>PLAYANI think I'm gonna play Halo.>WATCHANNothing. Want to watch something but I don't know what.>LISTENANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VueOz2MBdMUI wonder if there's any umas good at the saxophone.>READANMy own completely uncommented PHP source code.Why did I think this would save time? Send help.>EATANJust had a teriyaki bowl from Jack in the Box.>DRINKANFinished my large powerade. There's all of my sugar intake for the day...>FEELANSlightly depressed but that's nothing new.
>>3105631>wonder if there's any umas good at the saxophonePearl should be good right?
>>3105579>TRAINANMachan as an ace>PLAYANDoing some DD2 DLC shenanigans>WATCHANF1>LISTENANDire Straits>READANRegional book, its about therapy, the practice, not some self-help bullshit>EATANBiscuits>DRINKANCoffee>FAPPANStill thinking about that glazed Opera O I saw>FEELANSuoer fucking tired, thank god its friday
>>3105645>F1How's it looking? I haven't watched F1 in 1 or 2 years now, completely lost interest
https://jiggie.fun/0dvNxe
holy fuck I almost opened global client instead of JP
>>3105645I think Cygames should glaze Opera more.
>>3105645>WATCHAN>F1It better not be the F1 Academy
>>3105647Championships are pretty much decided, not-gimi is gonna be the youngest ever WC, and mercedes is gonna be constructorsMax is doing some late season bullshit like alwaysLulu is washed and will never win againSame old shit for the rest>>3105655Replay, i'd sooner watch cycling over that shit
fuck you all
>>3105662most of us have both threads up dumbass
>have rickey and acute and completing the set would be fun, especially since I could run all three in the Dirt CM>16k carats and all of them are going to Ramonu WitI'll go to Tomakomai another time...
>>3105579>TRAINANtrying to make a Hishi Amazon sprint ace>>PLAYANUmamusume: Pretty Derby, maybe GTAV later>>WATCHANBeen watching House lately>>LISTENANWhatever's new on Apple Music>>READANJust dropped a book about Israel/Palestine, need a new book>>EATANHad some Cane's earlier >>DRINKANit's finally eggnog season >>FAPPANalready did>>FEELANhappy it's the weekend
>>3105662At least fix your shitty edit if you're trying to troll
>>3105674The edit having a mistake is on purpose tho
>>3105669>trying to make a Hishi Amazon sprint aceI wanted to try that too, how is it going? Is she good? What are you using?
>>3105674What you don't time travel when pulling?
>>3105579>TRAINANFlatlining>PLAYANjong, being feeling like playing a few matches these days, it's fun even if I lose more times than I win them kek>WATCHANApothecary diaries>LISTENANPeacekeeperhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7M8WjlKBkE>READANIf They Find Out I’m a Mandrake, Do I Get Slain?: The Flower Witch's Smile Sows the Seeds of MisunderstandingI'm just weak for isekaislop>EATANegg sandwich>DRINKANWater>FAPPAN[RK-2] Tomodachi no Mama ga Boku no Dekachin de Ikimakutta Natsumatsuri | The Summer Festival Where My Friend’s Mother Came on My Big Dick>FEELANFeeling better after my cold and my lower back stopped giving me grief.Sadly my pc is dying on me but I'll wait for it to crash for good before I send it for repairs
>>3105579>TRAINANstill fishing for that last sprint spark on Eru>PLAYANDarkest Dungeon>WATCHANCyberpunk: Edgerunners S2>LISTENANAve Mujica>READAN?>EATANsome pizza>DRINKANwater>FAPPANpixiv stuff >FEELANa failed retreat got my Reynauld killed so pretty bad
>>3105579>TRAINANGot my dirter Inari finished in one go so I'm just loopan some dirt pace parents for a bit.>PLAYANDicking around in EDOpro/Omega with some petdecks.>WATCHANSome keiba tonight.>LISTENANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiawJPAstzI>READANI don't do that.>EATANHad some leftovers.>DRINKANWater.>FAPPANYep.>FEELANGood!
>>3105629A gem buried by "them".
>>3105686>pixiv stuff"Enlightened" content?
>>3105629KEK
>>3105688I blame catbox. Six thousand hours in ms paint wasted ;_;
How does this effect work? Do I have to learn skills during the career?
>>3105682Cherish your fucking PC it will be a long LONG time before they are affordable again
>>3105695nyes
>>3105623No, but I am cumming
>>3105611I WAS SCAMMED, THERE WERE NO NACHOS, ONLY COCKTAILS, DRINKING ON AN EMPTY STOMACH LETS GOOOOO
>>3105698wtf
>>3105695nymaybe
>>3105629LMFAOOO HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE? KEK
>>3105695Yes, the one downside of the card is that you have to spend SP during your career to get the Training EffectivenessI think the girl's unique skill should count unless it's a dedicated heal or something though
>>3105707>the girlneigha is playing musume: pretty
>>3105705No attention grabbing image Remember, when posting OC, you need to stimulate anons enough so they notice your post and click on your link
>>3105629idgi
>>3105708are your umas not girls?
>>3105707I guess the first inspo is the best time to get the skills. Thanks anon. Accels should count, right?
>>3105714depends
>>3105716Nah it's only velocity skills, note that lane movement skills do not count
>>3105720Fuck shit.
>>3105357Unique only activates from 4-7 (5 to 10 in LOH) so pace means shes got no unique
>>3105712This guy used to be a staple on the internet until he got completely deleted from it. "Conspiracy Theorist" etc. Extremely memeworthy guy and the thing he's talking about in the clip is real btw.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar-Pl0Ep00A
>>3105679I'm grinding away, I was taking a break from the game during the Light Hello banner, which was bricked me for this whole scenario, I'm just hoping to get a decent high roll.
>>3105700Oh God downed a quart and I feel like shit
>>3105710Kinda true, I posted that preggo taishin but no one noticed it because thread was having a melty at the time
>>3105733Imma be real I left for half the day, mind reposting?
>>3105733Post it again. Nigga moment is over. I mostly slept through it so didn't see shit either and I'm not rereading that slop
>>3105579>TRAINANLooping end parents. I already managed to cook up some great-grandparents with 3/3 Uma Stan and 3/3 Sharp Steps, so now I'm back to the seemingly-eternal agony of the grandparent mines>PLAYANA bunch of assorted Steam Next Fest demos>WATCHANNothing for now>LISTENANNothing for now>READANNothing for now. Recently I've started reading some manga online, but I've already caught up with the translated chapters of all the ones that caught my eye and haven't found anything else interesting to add to the pile>EATANHad a sandwich earlier>DRINKANHad some milk earlier with the sandwich>FAPPANNothing>FEELANPretty good
>>3105736>>3105737Posting it here so we can keep pretending that thread doesn't exist
>>3105742>Pregnant>Married>Still grumpy>Still flat as fuckNever change, Taishin
>training spe as a sprint end parent>No stam>Buy gourmand just to tackle kikkasho>Switch style to pace. I'm not a total idiot>She doesn't use it anyway.God why is she such a useless Spaggot?
>>3105753>manually training parents
>>3105742SAVED
>>3105740>Steam Next Fest demosI heard that 6000 of so out of those were sloppa, which is fucking grim if true, not even Steam is safe
>>3105731>taking a break from the game during the Light Hello banner, which was bricked me for this whole scenarioGlad to have you back
>>3105742You draw great eyes.
>>3105753>spaggotyou can't just add -ggot to something you don't like to make it look bad
Well, nothing else to do but build a parent until CM22
>>3105648jiggiebros...
Did the independent training completely replace the old auto for JP?
>>3105773>Sora no WotoBASED
>>3105707Barely a downside. You should be buying 3-4 discounted skills anyway to prevent low efficiency duplicate hints. Every pace medium run is like a game of whack a mole with tachyon shitting out 8 high value skills, and there are similar cases for many skill dumper cards with <4 hint count boost.
>>3105767I heavily base them off petra57215, I love their style and I wanna try to emulate it, I think my Ardan piece is the closest i've come to nailing them
>>3105766I couldn't stay away forever. What sucks though is I have no phone signal at work, so I'm limited in when I can play.
>>3105768youggot areggot aggot niggergot
>>3105731If you're not bringing LH may I suggest using your Ayabe and borrowing Mr CB over Brickbert
>>3105756With the deck I want to use I can't reliably SS rank in auto training. If I manual i can reliably SS or higher with the same deck for better sparks, as well as fish end hints from the shop that the auto doesn't engage with. I don't do it often but this is one case it felt necessary.>>3105768Case by case basis. In this case it works.
>>3105796I'm pretty much locked into Ruby for Lightning Surge aren't I?
>>3105807The white works just fine, ends have several accels
>>3105742this is off-model the ears aren't big enough
>>3105808If I'm not borrowing Ruby then I should take LH though right?
>>3105643Seeking the Pearl would absolutely sing this song.
>>3105648jiggers desperately needed one retard isn't enough
>>3105834I've been staying with my mother the last couple of months and I've been getting protocol errors and can't join jiggie rooms ever since I got here.Moving into a new apartment in November and then maybe I can jiggie again.
Who has the best casual outfit and why is it Rickey?
>>3105742
>>3105816Ideally yes
>>3105856>taishin's cunny
>>3105854Ryan on the guts SSR card
>>3105854
ETA to login for the free 100 uma pulls?
>>3105854Dober's the best though
>>310588422 bongs
>>3105854For me it's Fujin, Rickey, TaikiDishonorable mention to Diamond and Doto.
>>3105884Approximately 45 bongs from now.
>>3105854>2ch approved tri poloskiCant beat the slavteki
Actually, Rate hers
keiba anon here, incrediblyt drunk rn, dont' know if i;m sober enough to livepost the first races
>>3105905She looks like a flight attendant. Not the worst though, can be drawn hot. 6.5 or 7/10
>>3105906thank fuck, please rest and sleep for the rest of the night
>>3105906I'm also drunk and don't particularly care for keiba
>>3105905It looks fine but I don’t know who would wear clothes like that in a casual setting.
>>3105908Would she really sell you a bag of peanuts for 5 dollars?
>>3105919Suspenders are more comfortable than belts...
>>3105854For me, it's Pandora.
>>3105913Yeah, a lot of outfits are hardly "casual". But i guess we need to define "casual"? Like, i guess for the way Shichi spends her time, her outfit can be rather casual?
>>3105919Thank you for the spoiler, please continue to use it when posting this boner-summoner.
>>3105906Damn. Such bad timing too, I'm about to leave my house, otherwise I'd offer to take over... Remember to drink water to avoid the hangover!
>>3105919SEXOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! >t. Mcqueen. But also, me
Well, that was fast to get pretty decent parent, though now I can go fishing for good whites + a relevant pink/blue while I wait to unlock Seiun from daily races to start working on a front parent because fuck making an El with her billion aptitudes.
>>3105896free pulls discussion is like a fucking holocaust, we have both deniers and accelerationists
>>3105854Out of the umas we have in global, I'd personally nominate Flash's casual
>>3105919Love her racing outfit, but this is just anti sexo
>>3105854Hmm no
>>3105922my sexy red-eyed mare wifeand a basic blonde bitch for some reason
>>3105934Does this imply she wears contacts while racing or is Machan a fake nerd?
>>3105938i will when she releases, that's a part of her career
>>3105937I used to do crew and I wouldn't wear my glasses to practice so she could just have like 20/40 vision or something
>>3105854It's this. It's too peak. Bold colors, functional, yet works so well.
>>3105919
>>3105932I like Flash but her racing outfit is so revealing that when I look at her casual I just get hit by a feeling that something's missing
Sometimes i feel like my 'puter sees the posts here and shows me similar tweets
>>3105937Maybe her vision is in a sort of grey area where she has prescription glasses but can see well enough without them in most situations?For example, I'm nearsighted, but I can see fine without my glasses for the most part. I only really need them when I'm trying to make out the details of something that's far away (or something that's only a moderate distance away but is tiny, like small text on a sign)
Tomakomai... soon...
>>3105971Her fucking swimsuit alt really needed to be bigger and sluttier S M H
>>3105981Shred My Hay? Don't do that!
>>3105922she has a bow over her tailCUTE
>taking a bus to get around LA, maps say to stop at this bus stop to get to where I want>almost there, hobo tents everywhere>check the map again>the road is called Skid Row>this is my stopOh my fucking god
>>3106004lmfao
>>3106001>pink bow on tailOh.
>>3106001many such cases
>>3105931Is October 25 at 3 PM PDT wrong..?
>>3106010?>>3106011show more examples
>>3106004RIP anon
>>3105906just smoke some cigarettes or something, it will make the hangover go away
>>3106016
>>3106021Is that why Urara wears pink
>>3106021>red means horse kicksok then how do you get the ribbon on without dying?
>>3106028そうです。
>>3106014READ NEIGHA https://umamusume.com/news/1124/
>>3106031Usually the horse is in some way made unable to kick... or you just do it when they seem like they're in an unusually permissive mood.
>>3106034Hola, sí, a mi me gusta pechos grandes
>>3106036Okay so, if I'm not mistaken, this is reading as the rollover starts October 24th, 3:00 PM PDT.I tried looking for this earlier and couldn't find it, which is why I went with what I had read in another thread and settled on October 25th...
>>3106041
>>3106034Why was this lovely pic of Umamusume A deleted?
Are my rivals strong enough for rooms yet?
>>3106060your rivals haven't played the game in 3 days
>>3106062His rivals? All in his head.
>>3106062Niggasan Blanco is going to get outperformed by vFujin so I don't really see the need to flatline to get her>satonolol
Teio when?
>>3105971Hokko is not that BIG...
>>3106048Posted on the wrong board, I thought this was the /v/ threadI was testing to see if the missing spoiler image "bug" also happens with the native extension, I'm gonna go hound them until someone finally just copies the /v/ spoiler image file to https://s.4cdn.org/image/spoiler-vm1.png
>>3106016It's really a popular style these days
>>3106072What's funny is that it works on mobile.That said, why don't we make a custom one for /vm/? Splitscreen multiplayer should provide plenty of inspiration...
>>3106044You're correct. That's why people who didn't flatline can get an extra tenner on Kita/Dia by waiting until banner reset before using their free pull making (meaning they trade a card tenner for an uma tenner, it's still 100 pulls total)
do we still get style/distance hints randomly on GM?
>>3106067Kita Oreo is a strong parent for fronts and paces
>>3106090also how do we level facilities
>>3106073How did you upload a 15 minute video in such high quality?
>>3106090I think you get them from the blue goddess
>>3106073its extra cute because of the original cast it was pretty much just maruzensky and rice shower who had backside tails as a nod to them being grandparent and grandchild, something that is barely acknowledged by the game. The only other interaction they have is in team trials - if both maru and rice are aces on your team they can do a combo dialogue>M: Rice chan, ganbarezoooo????>R: o-ohhh...
>>3106113>backside tailstail bows*
>>3106113>Maruzensky teaching Rice how to be a slutPICTURE IT
>>3106113my favorite TT interaction
Takamatsu no Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke no Miya Kinen practice rooma967820389678203896782038
>>3106113That's a big bow
>>3106123Anon's rivals really are all flatlining.6/9.
this is your substitute teacher for the day
>>3106120
>>3106138I’d like to join but I’m getting jack ahit. Just look at this, no Uma Stan. I haven’t joined a room during all of GL because I have to do infinite parent runs that all suck. Yes I know the recovery is useless here I had literally nothing else to buy.
keibanon?
>>3106142eww a hag
>>3106152He's dead...
>>3106152Light Hello got him.
>>3105773Cute Dr Mengele
>>3106155>>3106160nyo...
>>3105579sprint grandparentsshogun 2 as chosokabe/civ 7pakatube gang beastsKawai Kenji Cinema Symphony Concert 2007/Sade/advantage lucyguhspaghetcoffeeyessleepy. weather is finally cold and been napping more than usualAlso repostan my /v/ma-chan piece as it was skipped last thread. Readability isn't one of my strong suits...
That's a whole lot of breeding for a hag
>>3106142Gimme something to write on, man
>>3106123A three-way photo finish758853227588532275885322
>>3106128for you
>>3106171That was looking really good for Buono until she just didn't use Budding Blossom or anything else.747231157472311574723115
>>3106167Nice perspective here, and your style is always nice to seeI know this is one of the /v/ma-chan designs but my mind goes to the suit wearing gremlin one whenever someone mentions her
I miss jiggie rooms
>>3106185Thanks. Yeah i was thinking of redesigning mines similarly to that one (or just use it) and reapplying this to some american horse like Golden Tempo. Assuming i get off my butt to draw illustrations or at least some onekomas
>>3106197choas-aligned brian...
>>3106182I've gotten mad so many times today for Budding Blossom failing the wit check way too often. I just realized it's because it just doesn't work in 2nd place. This skill fucking blows. One more249705682497056824970568
>>3106197
>>3106200Inherited ults aren't a wit check it's purely positioning or whatever prerequisite they need. It's best to save an ace for the backline to use budding so at least someone proccs itFor example two of my three paces have gw whilst taiki did not so she procced it and won
>>3106204Is it autism?
>>3106200>start out by ramming my face into third place to guarantee the unique doesn't go off>pump the breaks back to late surger land>get rushed to twice as guarantee her unique doesn't go off>duel and OYL her way up to 2nd place with pure skillLate Surger cheer halo is terrifying
Gonna kms and drink that bourbon when I get home.bGUCK umas
>>3106208>inherited ults aren't a wit checkWrong. The only skill that isn't a wit check is the uma's unique
I'm running into an awkward situation where I don't have enough SP to buy every skill I want but trying to fish for a miracle run with fast learner, good stats, good skills AND sprint A sounds like a pain in the ass so I'm not sure if I want to do that >Why aren't you doing this in GLFUCK Grand Live
>>3106200Clubmate and ex-clubmate. Comfy. Congrats to the winners>>3106208>Inherited ults aren't a wit checkThey are in fact wit checks. See: all the fronts who fail to proc A&S in 1st and fall on their faces.>It's best to save an ace for the backline to use budding so at least someone proccs it>For example two of my three paces have gw whilst taiki did not so she procced it and wonBut if Taiki had it and got ahead of your others, one of your others would hit BB.
>>3106215That's what I mean, does it become a wit check if it's inherited? I don't believe that's the case
>>3106218>does it become a wit check if it's inherited?
>>3106215>The only skill that isn't a wit check is the uma's uniqueAnd most greens.
>debuffers in sprintAre these niggers serious?
>>3106217Damn, I had no idea inherited uniques were a wit check, the more ya know.I'm accounting for other people using gw or fronts, so statistically at least one of my aces will hit budding. I ran into a problem last sprint where I kept getting 1st & 2nd and missing the proc so keeping one in perma 3rd-4th has boosted my wr a lot
>>3106223I'm not double debuffing but I am bringing and Evil Curren.
>>3106222Learning that Lucky Seven is a wit check was the most offensive thing I ever learned.
>>3106223It's sprintcasino, the house always wins... unless you cheat
>>3106226Well in any case, Hayahide *needs* GW because I need her to stay 4th or better or whatever for the whole damn race. If the blob catches up to her for 1/15th of a second, her unique is canceled.And Scarlet *needs* GW because she has to be 1st or 2nd for her unique.And my Bono doesn't have GW.
>>3106228>luck skill requires luck
>>3106230bringing debuffers to a sprint to "cheat" is like getting ridiculous spy glasses that allegedly let you see through cards and then being shocked when they don't do anything when you try and bring them to blackjack
>>3106208>Inherited ults aren't a wit checkI'm amazed at how confident you were when you typed this.
>>3106236It already takes luck just to be in the seventh paddock in a race, it’s a 1 in 9 chance in a CM. Then they have the audacity to add a wit check onto it too, for a stat increase that isn’t even that big? Calling someone a double nigger would be less offensive than this skill.
>>3106242Don't forget you have to win a coin toss on top of the random gate and wit check.
>>3106242Just be lucky
>>3106234Yeah I gotcha, mid race is crucial as well because if they don't activate at least two velocity skills after the first corner they fall behind and die. It's fucking annoying. I lost every single room I joined yesterday because I got unlucky with witchecks/positioningAs always, no crying in the casino>>3106239I mean my logic is correct it's just the witcheck part is false. I'm also intoxicated from the bar
>>3106249how can you look at this picture and be a flattard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE45kms5hdw&list=RDdE45kms5hdw&start_radio=1
>>3106254Competition is fierce out there
>>3106142She should be more modest.
>>3106210Absolutely
>>3106170Aww man, I think the clock is slow
>>3106254Flat enjoyers are a higher breed than you.
>>3106272I like them both flat and big however
>>3106254Microbikinis on flat chests just rule.
>>3106254Because I'm not into slop
>>3105579>TRAINANFlatlinan, but I got my dirt parent done befofe I left>PLAYANMapleStory Classic with the bros>WATCHANWatched the original Mission Impossible the other day>LISTENANSpotify liked songs>READANPython>EATANLamb kebab>FAPPANAI slop>FEELANGood man
>>3106168Seems like that neigha does fucking MANT runs only for his parents. He also has an insane pasa parent that would be really good for the dirt CM. If I had the cards, I would probably try 1-2 runs everyday as well
real men appreciate all sizes
Do we get Satono free pulls tomorrow? I need those thick mammaries...
>>3106289
>>3105153Oguri pace, late or end?tyty
>>3106293You can get Tarumae's thick mammaries tomorrow!
>>3106285He's a very dedicated autist who's working to make the ultimate front lineage for CM 28 since he's a Turbo oshi and wants to win it with a runaway Turbo supported by Cheer Nature and Cheer Mambo. He's currently streaming though I mainly follow him for his Balatro stuff, that's why I noticed how many kids that Maru has when he brought it up for a second to show off while he's working on Ballroom Seiun for some part of the lineage.
>>3106297Who?
>>3106297Isn't she in 4 hours?
>>3106293Actually now that I think about it since the pulls only change at daily reset wouldn't there be no issue with logging in at tomorrow's daily reset as long as you don't use any of the stored pulls until the banner reset? This shit is needlessly confusing.
>>3106297Tarumae's real personality is one that looks down on (you), right?
>>3106301That's what I did last time
>>3106301You need to wait for banner reset
>>3106306>3. Free Scout Stock for this event cannot be used after it has ended or in any future events. Additionally, the Free Scout Stock for any given day expires at 2:59 p.m. (UTC), even if the event has not ended.That's not what the news post says. As long as you don't use any of the stack on the support banner looks like you're free to log in AFTER tomorrow's daily reset then just wait until banner reset to blow your load.
>>3106303Only if you're a feng shui enthusiast
>>3106311>>3106301You have to wait for the banner resetSo you can't log in until 5pm or whenever it resets for you
>>3106298That's a pretty soulful team, hope he pulls it off
>>3106314But I need something to blame whenever I lose CM
>>3106222>And most greensAnd eventually certain evolved skills
>>3106316The news post says the stack applies once on the first day you log in only. It also explicitly says you can use the pull that's given to you on the day that the banner switches on either banner. Finally it says you only lose the stack at the next daily reset. Everything I'm seeing is pointing to there being no issue to logging in after 3PM UTC tomorrow if you want to spend it all on umas.
>>3106329You're right but people who haven't tried it on the last stock up campaign are telling you otherwise
>>3106329And I'm telling you is that it literally won't work. You HAVE to log in after the shop resets without having logged in prior.
I'm watching a sloptuber stream to get confirmation of the pulls tomorrow because I don't trust you
>>3106289I definitely prefer women to have enough to fill the hand but there's no point if the ass is flat or small. Flat + Bottom heavy is a cracked combination
>>3106341So...like, a femboy?
>>3106334>anon discovers the internet
I'm simply gonna wait for someone else to do it first.
>>3106342A femboy, but female.
>>3106341damn this nigga is gay lol
>>3106342Dream Journey is not a femboy
>>3106334>>3106345You wouldn't get confirmation until banner reset anyway chucklefucks
>>3106341cracked as in good or bad
Suppose I wanted to host a series of fun races as an excuse to host some roomas. How many people aren't flatlining and are up for it? Should it be mostly CM sized, or full gates one runner per person?it would be happening like, between now and the Artemis Stakes.
>>3106346>>3106349OK, so, a cuntboy?If you don't want breasts, you want a man. That's fine. It's 2026, don't be afraid of being gay.
>>3106352I didn't know cracked could mean something bad
>>3106354>sees a woman>thinks of men>we're somehow the gay ones
>>3106349I hate the goldslop family but I want to fuck the shit out of Dream Journey so much it's unreal
>>3106357>No breastsThat's a man>Focus on assMen have assesErgo, decisively: You like men. I hope you leave your closet soon, life will become much easier then.
>>3106358DJ is the ugliest one tho
>>3106347>>3106354Why is there a group of /v/ermin who try every single trick in the book to trick people into thinking they're gay? >Yeah I like girls with big butts but a smaller chest>OH YOU MEAN LIKE A FEMBOY JUST ADMIT YOU LIKE MEN>I like tall girls with some visible muscle definition but large soft breasts>JUST SAY YOU LIKE COCKS ALREADY SAY YOU WANT TO GO DOWN ON A BIG FAT JOHNSON >I like forward girls with short cut hair, a spunky attitude, and who enjoys things that I like>OH MY GOD HE LIKES MEN, THIS GUY LIKES MEN!
>>3106362OK but that's a lot of cope posting for someone who supposedly isn't gay
Sex with Acute positioned at acute angles.
>>3106353I would say it depends, because full gates don’t always fill rooms up, but the chaos makes it more interesting. I will say that for a 16-18 room you don’t have to do one per person, a team gimmick where people bring two umas also works.
Anyone able to scour archives? I did a pic with Suzukas 3 sizes, but cant find it at all. If anyone's able to repost it, id be thankful
>>3106365Cute girl
Getting real exhausted of my loopan attempts not yielding anything worthwhile. Even made worse when Im just making grandparents but I still want to get the whites onto an El parent for Plancha but she doesn't have Sprint B so I have to hope I get Sprint pinks on top of whites. All this crap for another casinoslop CM where I'll probably job again anyway. SPRINTSLOP HATE
>flatfags
>>3106353TT sized is a comfy size. Or 18 and let the cute mob umas join.
>>3106371Just make a pasa ace and use that as a parent. That's what I'm doing.
>>3106360Gayest post itt
>>3106353I'd be down for joining some fun races as long as it's not anything I'd need to make a new uma for (I am out of TP)Maybe start a bit above CM size (around 12 runners or so?) in the first room and then adjust the size of later rooms based on how many people actually join?
>>3106364>I like girls>GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
I like girls with no chest.
>>3106380>>3106379Boy lovers
>>3106380Straightest post ITTMen have chests.
>>3106380Perfection.
>>3106380Very based
>>3106386>thin>flat>musclesG-guys, I'm not...you know...right?
Sports festival Suzuka, Wedding Suzuka, or New Years Suzuka? You can only choose one
>slopSorry, you're gay
I want to see menishuki with Speed Symboli
I like girls that could easily feed our children
Fact 1: girls have cootiesFact 2: if you like girls, that means you like cootiesfact 3: ur a fag
>>3106389>musclesTheres "toned", like that Suzuka, and theres "ripped", like picrel
>>3106396I hate muscles on girls>>3106394Now THIS is a sexy woman
>>3106396>>3106386I prefer not to speak. If i speak, im in big trouble
>>3106378it's gonna be CM21 conditions. I feel like 12 with three runners apiece plus me would fill a bit fast. To get a feel for how busy we are right now, I'll start with 18 and only enter one at a time. Depending on how it is we can fiddle with things to run bigger teams or make the field smallerStorytime incoming
She killed millions
>>3106396Bubble gum fellow looks so cool
A fearsome plague has swept over /vm/a, leaving a third of tracen academy's trainers comatose. The trainees grow restless, thirsty for the track. Perhaps, the goddess of victory will wake up the trainers from their slumber, they think. Then, a gray haired girl with a heart full of fire comes forward."Hey, it's me, Oguri Cap! I heard you were pretty strong, let me race you!" she calls throughout the infirmary.The uma musume, clutching the arms of their still trainers, perk up.Oguri Cap speaks again. "You were all training for this strange winter Takamatsunomiya Kinen before the trainers got sick, so let's race there, the Chukyo 1200m. We can start with only one runner per trainer, but if the sickness is too bad for that, we can have more runners for every trainer. I'll keep track of who wins the most races. I'll see you on the track!"CM 21 CONDITIONSFOR NOW, ONE ENTRY APIECE UNLESS IT'S SLOWSTARTING IN 10 MINUTES OR ONE MINUTE AFTER IT FILLS707716767077167670771676
Yeah, suzutummy is great, but check thid out
Base Curren used to be a terrifying beast during capricorn 1. What changed? Was she strong back then just because budding blossom didn't exist and very few umas had good uniques?
>>3106407hold on, I'm fighting fatlards at the moment
>>3106417I'll give you an extra five minutes. It's pretty slow right now it seems. Probably gonna upgrade it to doubles and 12 gates and if that's still too slow we can do three person teams.
>>3106367nvm, here. thats a nice body, is it not?
It’s too loudMy feet hurtThere’s too many newmasI wish I was back in URA training Classicmas
>>3105906update: took a nap and now i'm feeling sober, but i should probably go to sleep so i can catch pakalive at 7 AMgraded race in 2 hoursArtemis Stakes GIII Tokyo 1600 turfNotable Pedigree>Tapputi: Victoire Pisa (Damsire) + Jungle Pocket (Dam’s Damsire)>Mariandel: Deep Impact (Sire’s Sire) + Secretariat (Damsire’s Sire’s Damsire)>Familie: Kizuna>Piko Berry: Grass Wonder (Sire’s Sire’s Sire) + Agnes Digital (Dam’s Damsire)>City of Dream: Contrail>Lys Gloire: Cesario (Sire’s Dam)>Ho O Prema: Kitasan Black + Orfevre (Damsire) + Fuji Kiseki (Dam’s Dam’s Damsire)>Best Plage: Special Week (Damsire)>Pulvinar: Grass Wonder (Sire’s Sire’s Sire)>G T Carry: Fuji Kiseki (Damsire’s Sire) + Secretariat (Sire’s Sire’s Sire’s Damsire)>Satono Supremacy: Deep Impact (Sire’s Sire) >Rose Salute: Deep Impact (Sire’s Sire)Only uma who has won this race since it was founded in 2012 is Lucky Lilac
"Fuuu... An exciting race. But, is this really all that were left in the academy? What a terrifying disease...">Oguri Cap: 1
>>3106432Personally, I didn't quite realize until I got here that they'd reserved the entirety of a four-floor venue for this.
A masked racer reaches the racetrack."La enfermedad... Nobody is here!""Oguri! Your campanera is here! Together, our racing spirit can wake up the trainers!"CM 21 CONDITIONSTWO ENTRIES APIECE FOR NOWSTARTING IN 10 MINUTES OR ONE MINUTE AFTER IT FILLS515228535152285351522853
I've noticed a significant uptick in Rubyganda
>>3106446Just your imagination.
Behead all flatties and their toreinas
Befriend all flatties and their Torenas
how many neighas will luckshit ruby from free pulls
>>3106433SATONO SUPREMACY!
>>3106446Helios is relentless, to be sure
>>3106433G T CARRY
I dislike SuzuglyShe insists upon herself
>>3106451This is what happened to Keiba anon....
This night sucked
>>3106462Bubble Gum Felon?!
Even after reading Helios's career I cannot understand why she likes Ruby so much. There's opposites attract and then there's opposites that repel each other. Ruby's personality just seems so boring and bleak in comparison
"Amazing run, El. And your surge was great, Nishino, But you'll both have to go faster to beat me.""We still have too many empty gates, but I guess it's fine for now. We can keep going like this.">Oguri Cap: 2653688906536889065368890
>>3106462
>>3106464>Felonhow is that FAT FUCK SU-57 at all related?
huh ballroom ruby/helios is them doing a palette swap
>>3106471I still think they have the best dance out of all the ballroom events
>>3106473it is a great dance
>>3106467I've wondered this same thing myself. I mean I guess the heart wants what the heart wants, but Helios is practically never happy when Ruby is around. Like everything Ruby wants directly conflicts with the way Helios lives.
>>3106471>ballroom HeliosPulling for alts is borderline retarded if its an umapull, BUT! Look at THAT
>>3106451kek>>3106461not that far from what happened, but i was the senpai in the situation, and it was a night with the bros instead of hot office lady
I pull for alts of my oshis not because of gameplay reasons but because some alts just look very pretty and I want to see them run and dance in them
>>3106488based based based
>>3106463What happened?
>>3106481Look anon, if your umawife has a wedding alt, how can you NOT pull?
>>3106481If I'm still playing by the time this alt drops, I'll probably roll for that very reason
"That was a surprising spell, Sweep. You almost had me, if I had dashed forward just a moment later, it would have been all over for me.">Oguri Cap: 3
I hope anyone who went to the CA meetups punched anyone they saw who had vivlos merch.
>>3106496bad news and an argument
>>3106499>>3106488i mean, yeah, your kamioshi gets top priority, obviously, but like, from your like 5th umawife onwards its a questionable way to spend carats
>>3106451>Now, let's a goSat up like a sleeper agent.
"Ohoho! It appears the races are putting more trainers in the ground! Do you perhaps need some first rate assistance to heat up the competition?"CM 21 CONDITIONS BUT 12 GATESBRING YOUR FULL TEAMSTARTING IN 10 MINUTES OR ONE MINUTE AFTER IT FILLS954249219542492195424921
>>3106505>bad newsYou heard the news about /v/mapyoi too huh? It breaks my heart, but as a hotumagluian, what can I do?
>>3106506>5th umawife>he has more than 1 umawife
>>3106506>5th umawife onwards/v/mapyoi Danchou...
>>3106506>Having multiple wivesThat's not how it works
>>3106512>>3106513>>3106514>not being umamormon
I have an umawife but multiple oshis
>ate two entire pizzasDanchou I dont feel so good…
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hO6GR4OGe30
>>3106516If I cheated on my oshiwife not only would she hunt me down like prey until the end of time her sister would also join in on murdering me along with my wife's rivals and her sister's rivals. I ain't going down that timeline bro
>>3106522would you cheat on your umawife with her sister tho, very important question
>>3106522It's not cheating when you're with the church of latter day saints!
Whatever happened to good ol fashioned waifus?
>>3106524Threesome with your umawife and her sister isn't cheating, Hayahead
>finally got a run with sprint S, spurt, before classic summer>run shit itsefl by senior year>barely enough tokens and finish with 2 LH dates unused beause she showed way too late>hints were fucking garbage so I've got no fucking midrace besides prof and daring strike"easiest distance to build" is fucking bullshit, I got better stats but i even ended with spare sp because there was notjhing to buy fuck
>>3106524That's a level of betrayal I cannot begin to imagine committing
>>3106519That's because you're still starving. Eat some more pizzas.
>>3106529This neigha actually playing the game!
I am posting this to cause hard to one specific anon
>>3106526Riddle me this: Is my waifu the character I have like 500+ saved images of and have been a fan of for years, or the character I got into a series for and ended up effectively spending $300 on merch for?
"Oguri, what are you doing kicking the starting gate?! You better not have hurt your foot ahead of the champions meeting. Last place, what are you thinking? Ah, but good running, Nishino Flower."209450812094508120945081
>>3106514>>3106513>>3106512oh im sorry, didnt know /v/ma is a sedevacantist thread, where only monogamy is accepted
>>3106532Yes, muh q/v/ee *BURRP*…een. Your wish is my will.
>>3106534>to cause hard to one specific anon>to cause hardFunny way of writing you want said anon to get a boner
>>3106536>fan for years>got merch>nothing about her career/ getting plats with heri bet on Tact
>>3106539I don't really care if others are into harems but I personally detest them
>>3106544Neither of these characters are from Uma, trainer-kun. Maybe you know one of them, but definitely not the other.
"Good running, King Halo. I think I got distracted in the middle of the race, I couldn't leap forward fast enough to catch up.">Oguri Cap: 3>King Halo: 2976113189761131897611318
>>3106526I got into Japanese horse racing because of Almond Eye before I even knew what Umamusume was. She'll always have a special place in my heart.
hokko tarumae is the best of the rickey-acute-tarumae trio since she's the only one who actually has a part in legend-changer
>>3106569Yeah dem tiddies are legendary
>>3106551Well don't leave us hanging. Tell us who they are.
>>3106569What did Stay Gold do other than have god tier semen?
>>3106569Was seeking the pearl significant irl?
"Your spell worked a lot better that time, Sweep. You must have been practicing.""I think we should open a few more gates again, it looks like things are starting to heat up!">Oguri Cap: 3>King Halo: 2>Sweep Tosho: 1714573987145739871457398
>>3106569Sirius Symboli did literally fuck all in his racing career
>>3106569>my wife isnt inhow easy it is to make me stop caring for a song, wow
Cute
>>3106439>>3106468You dodged my Air Groove?
>>3106575Cesario just had a god tier womb
flatliner here, haven't been keeping up, was there anything cool that I missed?
>>3106575First native JP horse to win an international G1
>>3106576First uma to win a European G1
>>3106586The dirters had an orgy on the home screen but if you flatline you can't see it
>>3106586Your danchou sent a wuv you
>>3106569Yeah okay but Falco mogs her anyway
>>3106588>cucked Taiki out of the achievement by a weekAbsolutely devilish.
>>3106584I don't have Haku, so I can't go back and double check, but I think she just got eaten by the pace chaser pack and finished out of frame
>>3106592Its not like anyone wants to hear Taiki sing anyway
SHE'S HERE
>>3106593You canceled the race. No matter, she is here now.
>>3106590I wuv that guy, he keeps me fat and happy.
I'm sick of Elfnote
>>3106601I dunno what might have happened then. One of the races glitched out when I instant started it but that was a while ago and it eventually went.
>>3106605Didn't they kill it with the nuke banlist? I guess that doesn't apply to MD
You will visit Tomakomai
>>3106600>it’s trueWhy is she allowed to break the schedule?
>>3106607They killed a bunch of the endboard pieces but the engine is still just as strong.
>>3106607They haven't done it yet on MD yeah, this DC is so unbearable with "people" just playing Elfnote.
>>3106611They were going to announce her release during the concert, but alas
>>3106605>not dropping MD months agoAnon just accept it's not getting better and tap out. You know what's coming next? Toons and ROLAD.
>>3106611I'm guessing this was planned accordingly with the concert in mind
>>3106611Tomakomai
COME
>>3106615I did drop it a couple of months ago, but I want to special summon Aleister
"I thought I had it in the bag, too. You pulled ahead at the last second. Good job, King Halo and Nishino Flower!">Oguri Cap: 3>King Halo: 3>Sweep Tosho: 1829839048298390482983904
>>3106614She was in the schedule so we already knew she was coming today
Tomato Pie!
>>3106573I'll post one since it's the more interesting of the two. Still need to grab more stuff when I can, and get back to the game itself
anywhere where i can easily download all the solo tracks for all the jukebox songs?
>plan an entire fucking concert to shill dirt and a whoma only known for her boobies >concert is canceled and you end up refunding everyone who went for their entire vacation Extremely common dirter L
>>3106626Jikangire is my hero
>>3106615They should bring back my daughter wife, she's harmless now
The debt is paid. Let the name of Fukutard be struck from the Book of Grudges.
>>3106633Fuku personally escorted Doto to you
i will cum into tomakomai
>>3106600>It's realHuh. Feels weird seeing an uma release at such a different time from usualIt's kinda late, so I guess I'll have to wait until tomorrow to read her uma story and see whether it's even remotely worth giving in to her relentless fucking shilling
>>3106642>the concert was a tomakomai psy-op>that's why the US didn't allow them to do it
>>3106630Watching him land infinites on people is the reason I bought UNIEL. "Wow this looks terrible, I have to do this to people". Lo and behold they patched out infinite wallbounces...Kinda wish they kept the rank-in site that showed stats for all of the arcade players, but everyone moved to console by like the PS4 days anyway.
She didn't tomakomake-it...
I did my part
Gave Hokko twenty, got spooked by a brown and a dupe beach sex Mackween. Now I wait for CB.
>felt like snacking on Tomakomai>throw a cheeky tenner>suddenly gold door>
So what actually happens in tomakomai?
I WILL NOT GO TO TOMAKOMAII WILL CONTINUE TO FLATLINE
>>3106661
"You got one on the board, good job Nishino Flower.""The Artemis Stakes will be starting soon, so the next one will be for all the marbles. Let's see if we can get a full gate this time. If we can't, then we'll just start when the stakes starts. It can be like our own G3!">Oguri Cap: 3>King Halo: 3>Sweep Tosho: 1>Nishino Flower: 1244021732440217324402173
>>3106661Fuck I wish I got this instead of the brown
I think the game knew I was going to the concert
>>3106659Kikuchi Sayaka liked one of my tweetsTomakomai love~ <3
>>3106653>>3106659She really is full on shilling. Now I feel stupid shitting on her shills and that ritualfag for shilling Tomakomai
I think Tomakomai sucks!
>>3106670The Hokkofagging works because Hokko's whole thing is being a ritualfag shill for Tomakomai. It's genius if you think about it.
Brotski what the FUCK?Was a long shot star too
>>3106668EXPLODE
>>3106668>spooked the jiggly shill, the whore and the dummyYikes!
>>3106662Paranormal activities
Come to Tomakomai~
>>3106659>posting the edit
>>3106674It was actually on-brand. I'm surprised.
>About to go to bed >Go to set up an auto run>Hokko is fucking out HUH?????? WHAT HAPPENED? Either way, sex acquired.
>>3105161For TT, sure. If it's for CM, surely there's a better skill to take?
>>3106589sounds dirty
I got a fucking letter.The goddamn name on the envelop said "Haru Urara"My wife's fucking name...It's fucking ridiculous,Couldn't possibly be fucking true...That what's I keep fucking telling myself...A fucking dead uma can't write a letter.Urara died of that goddamn fucking disease one year ago...So than why am I fucking looking for her?Our "special place"...What could she mean?All of Tomakomai was our special fucking place.
>>3106680>get curious about it >read the original run>"hey this is pretty neat">every ministory follows the exact same setup and payoff
Still not going to Tomakomai
>>3106697>Silent Port 2
who mentions the following more in their career:hokko and tomakomai, or zephyr and muh winds?
>>3106687They were probably wanted to do it like they did with Dantsu Flame, though the kino is lost when you already know it’s coming.
I wasn't expecting Hokko to drop tonight but here's Hokko's song, say something nice about it.https://youtu.be/TBHtDlom4Tg?si=g8vnxVX6EPeyJz6b
>>3106703>DUDE>TOMAKOMAI
You WILL come to Tomakomai
the only place in hokkaido I want to visit is Nemuro
>>3106708Cute but kinda generic
I predict that my free rolls will be nothing but spooksand that's okay
>>3106702This game me an excellent idea to drawfag
Imagine tying Tarumae up and forcing her to watch as you drop a nuclear warhead directly on Tomakomai
Cygames could do the funniest thing tomorrow and make the free pulls be on tarumae
>>3106717A bold implication that you'll get spooks.
>>3106721I can see that happening
>>3106721TFD
What I learned today from LA>Most popular female cosplay is Helios>Most popular male cosplay is Trainer T Trainer >Most popular overall cosplay is Oguri Cap>Only 50% of the """fans""" play the game>good.jiffylube>there was only one Falco cosplayer>And she walked around with a camera everywhere, filming herself dancing >sluttiest cosplays were Top Guns by far>one particularly slutty cosplay of Happy Meek>by a black girlSee (you) at Santa Anita.
>>3106728All I know is I saw a Taishin cosplayer and I gotta find her. I am out of my mind and fuck me I’m drunk off my ass.
>>3106666I swear if oguri gets the grand slam during this CM's stakeshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Slam_of_Thoroughbred_racing
"And another for Nishino Flower! All three of us couldn't keep up with you. Looks like we're going to need to keep racing!"And so the Uma Musume raced, as the comatose trainers in the infirmary dreamed of Kitasan White and Satono Pearl pounding mochi on the moon.Eureka! I got an idea! This could be useful for Oguri Cap's training!Guts +10Energy -5Thanks for joining the rooms.
>>3106721I think that’s a great idea!
>>3106728>Reddit Helios
>>3106733It's too casino for that but at the same time she can do it because it's too casino for that
>>3106735Final standings?
>>3106735Thanks for the rooms
>>3106740Oguri Cap 3, King Halo 3, Nishino Flower 2, and Sweep Tosho 1.
>>3106721Imagine the flatliner seethe
>>3106720>Me on my way to Tomakomai
>>3106736>52damn that sucks, good thing I'll get them for free
>>3106744I'd still rather have 100 uma rolls than 50 card rolls on a banner not named Ramonu, it doesn't even matter if it's for a dirter that will go unusued.
>>3106728were there any less popular umas being cosplayed, like No Reason, Bubble Gum Fellow, or Windy?
>>3106751>were there any less popular umasHe already said there was a falco
>>3106751There is zero percent chance any of those got cosplays. You think anyone even knows them? The only thing windy has to her name is being a decent cheap speed card and half of the attendance minimum doesn't play the game.
>>3106753Kek
Is this just hard coded for Festa at the end of every summer?
>>3106433>LEMEMEWINSLMAO
>>3106744I actually wanted Hokko and was only flatlining for Kita out of pure convenience so I win either way.
>>3106592Nope, Taiki wasn't native JP, and Taiki was cucked out of being the first JP horse to win an international G1 by Seeking the Pearl.
So now that the dust has settledWe can agree never to do this flatlining crap again right?
>>3106569also it's a crime that the requirements to get a legend changer means that umas that objectively had better careers than a bunch of names on this list, in particular TM Opera O, Taiki Shuttle, and ZRR had much better careers than SiL, Sirius, and soon to be Tact
>>3106744After watching the non-flatliner melty last thread they can do whatever, I had many laughs and getting more dirters is fine, I'll get kita with the selector if that happens, I already won.
>>3106765What did irl tarumae even do
>>3106569Why the fuck is Sirius there
>>3106762Bro, read the reply chain.
>>3106751Saw an uncanny amount of Dansu Flames. But felt like I saw a lot of Umas from the movie. Saw someone dress his daughter up as Manhattan Cafe.Tachyon was the 2nd most common overall cosplay.And now that I think about it there was a couple of Rulerships.
Got spooked by Cheer King. Congrats on my CM plat.
>>3106728no surprised most of them are posers
>>3106773Hope you already have a good sprint parent with spurt bro
>>3106773Now you just have to get>Sprint S>End A>Daring Strike>Uma Stan>Straightaway Spurt>Leap Forward>Sharp Steps>Restraint
>>3106728You should have also asked "Have you watched the anime?" after asking about the game. Most cosplayers will cosplay because they're the new hotness not because they know the series. Learned this from my cosplayer friend that was inside some cosplay group
>>3106728How many had plats?
>>3106780Aren't most good looking cosplayers just whores trying to sell their OF? No way cosplayers actually like some anime/manga nerdy things lol
Shit I had too many drinks at this rave I’m gonna die
>>3106784That's most usually the case more so if their cosplay is slutty
>>3106785Take some uppers that'll fix you up right quick.
>>3106784If you were a girl and really pretty, why would you put your body on display for free? people will literally pay you to take photos of you.
>>3106788stfu esl nigger
>>3106787>>3106785I realized you might be too drunk to tell sarcasm, don't actually do this.
>>3106785There's water on the 3rd floor supposively but it's a microwave in there. Get out of there bro it's not worth it.>>3106788There were people paying to get slapped, ridden, and/or fed by gals dressed up as Festa, Gentildonna, and I think a pokke.
>>3106793It’s okay, I don’t know what an upper is. All I wanna do is roll for the damn dirter.
>>3106797>. All I wanna do is roll for the damn dirter.Do it
My fifteen sprint sparks didn’t hit a single time so it’s meaningless anyway, but I’d have capped speed ten times over if Kitasan and Tachyon rainbowed as often as Ruby did in this run god damn.
>>3106787What the fuck is an upper
>>3106801Always glue your run if you don't hit sprint B first inspo to a G mutation
>>3106797Pulling a dirter is the biggest upper mortal life has to offer
Oh you sweet summer children.
>>3106803Amphetamines and other stimulants.
>>3106797DO NOT, not yet, I got her on a cheeky tenner just now, that means I stole someone's luckIt COULD be yours!
how necessary is groundwork for pacers
>>3106804I had planned to but the first inspo was too good and considering it’s Festa gambling on the double hit on second inspo is just appropriate really.
Its odd how fatigued i am from training sprints, maybe its cuz im mutating my entire team. But its exhausting when compared to every other CM so far.
>>3106811It’s good to have but it can also kill you with good ol’ PDM.
>>3106811without it you are more likely to get stuck behind the pace blob.
>>3106818I have not even started. I might just make a bakushin and call it a day.
>>3106816>considering it’s Festa gambling on the double hit on second inspo is just appropriate really.That's true. Just can't stomach a very good stats on a bricked run
>>3106818Mutating adds another big layer of rng to runs, it definitely makes it more exhausting. Thats why I'm not looking forward to the dirt mile cn
>>3106768International pioneer.
>>3106767More G1/JPN1 wins than Almond Eye. Though the reason for Legend Changer is being a popular idol horse (literally named tourism ambassador of Tomakomai)
>>3106811It's easier to win from the front, than it is to win from the back
>>3106779I gave up on doing all that shit because I have more tools to be able to mostly hit statlines using late surger king haloit's okaymoderately better performance than my best end closer king halo
>>3106811My last plat was with Finemo during CM16, sprint. No Sprint S, but she did have groundwork and I attributed that to most of her wins, as getting ahead of the pace clump is a lot better than being stuck behind it, pace down mode be damned. But what do I know. I'm a fraud trainer that can only win sprintslop.
>>3106818>maybe its cuz im mutating my entire team.That shit will fatigue the fuck out of you. There's a reason I didn't bother with mutants this time. After multiple CMs where I mutated my entire crew I needed a damn break
>shit, taishin didn't get uma stan>all I have is a mountain of green skills>screw it, might as well grab groundwork while I'm at it>it worksBizarre
>>3106569>Steals Taiki's historic achievement by a literal weekHis handlers must've been so mad...
Well this will ensure that I’ll never forget.
>>3106844That kills Cheer Halo's inherited skill
>>3106779Doesn't uma stan fucks her ult condition to be 6 and below?
>>3106847Encroaching Shadow means I'd rather be sniffing the pace's butts and not get Halo instead of trying to run them down from the back of the pack
>>3106844Groundwork can be pretty good on back liners, I put gw on a late in CM20 and they ended up my best runner, helps the claw forward is more lenient about position than say pump
>>3106847Whatever. Go, my nemesis + budding blossom + encroaching shadow + dueling + sprinting gear + shooting star of dioskouroi「迪奧斯庫羅伊的流星」
>>3106167She looks great, I wuv her design
>>3106850Uma stan on backliners is more about getting you out of 9th place and more into like 7th/6th place, most of the rooms are chocked full of pace chasers. By that logic Daring Strike could hypothetically mess up her ult condition but you certainly wouldn't want to be without it. If she moves up she moves up, but better to move up and miss one accel than be stuck in the very back and sacrifice all early/mid race. And yeah see >>3106851>>3106854You've got other accels like Encroaching Shadow, leap forward, turbo sprint, nimble nav and what have you. King Halo's is good but like I said, being stuck in 9th is worse.
Taishin's evolved skills are ass. Is she completely dead once her wit card comes out?
I’m now in Tomakomai. I don’t regret a second of it.
>>3105468>3 and a half hours just to get there>2 and a half hours to go from there to santa anita race tracks
>>3106860I remember seeing some tier list of modern JP and Taishin and her alt with her like bottom tier, but take it with a grain of salt. According to the explanation it does seem like she gets the short end of her stick with her evolved skills. We're basically in peak Taishin era and it's only gonna get worse for her from here on out
>>3106862>all those kings and neichas>burger umaEXPLODE
Luckshitted this fast learner sprint S few days ago but no spurt no matter how hard I try to fish for it. I bought end skills early to prune them from the token shop to no avail, still running her though
>>3106869That's actually really sad
>>3106860>Field of viewwhat's the fucking POINTwhat does it do?genuinely what does it even do?
>>3106869She does have to compete with CB, duramente, orfevre and the like which all look strong and encroaching shadow gets put on a card. On the other hand I've heard oshigaming gets somewhat easier as the game goes on.
Fun Fact about Tomakomai: The name Tomakomai comes from the Ainu language. "To" means "marsh," and "makomai" means "river which goes deep into the mountain."
>>3106872Cheer Halo's unique is like the best one in this race, you can live without spurt which is pretty weak by itself, plus you got other stuff like nimble, turbo sprint, and leap forward. She looks good.
Okay but is there, like, ANYTHING to do in Tomakomai?
>>3106882Honestly it seems comfy
>>3106869I’m glad I got a Taishin plat when I got the chance. I couldn’t win with base, but somehow I managed to get a win in a xog medium instead with the steam alt. I honestly cried and sang when I got it, I love her so much. Hell I’ll use her even if she’s bottom tier, her career is just too beautiful.
>>3106877Tomokomai in a lot of pictures I've seen looks like a bland new town.
>>3106885Taishin's career is definitely one of the best in the game. You can keep winning with her, you've got the right mindset
>>3106882Why do you think she's there?
>>3106579its literally the wank song and only the basic bitches with cardboard waifus that sing it care about it.
>>3106113Am I retarded, or does Rice has a scene with Spe about respecting the elderly and they think of Maruzen?Probably is not even for the game, and probably is not even Rice
>>3106896its real but i don't remember which umas are involved in the brainstorm.
>>3106888At the end of the day, I just I’v like to run umas I love. Bringing glory to them is why I play the game. A plat means nothing without them. Being able to make Tama win every single distance, sprint, mile, medium and long to be an achievement, That’s one thing I love about this game, there’s a unique story and path to take with your favorite girls. Some people take the meta path, that’s okay, that’s how they want to enjoy the game. My part is about showing how the girls I love are great. I just want people to see what I see.
>>3106896It's Spe's event I think
Good morning, how did the night go?
>>3106896It's a MANT event. I know there's the Father's Day one with Teio and Rudolf as well as a second pair that I don't remember. The respecting old people event is also from MANT, or at least there is one, with it being Goldshi and McQueen as the punchline combo as well as Maru getting respect from somebody.
>>3106896>>3106904I'm pretty sure it was a general MANT event. It's not Rice though. I believe it's Spe and Chiyono. And maybe Daiwa participates too. There actually don't seem to be that many references to Rice and Maru's relation beyond a couple TT lines.
>>3106380I love big tits, but Suzuka makes me feral
I find women attractive
Hello I love bringing 2 dominator in CMs and in public practice rooms love from Tel Aviv
>>3106907>I know there's the Father's Day one with Teio and Rudolf as well as a second pair that I don't remember. It's Dober and Ryan. Dober gets really autistic about it.
>>3106913This but Still In Love. I love big tits but Still just does something to me.
>>3106917
>>3106875>what does it doSelect overtake targetsBasically if they add FoV to a skill that is them saying they didn't want to buff it.
>>3106885https://youtube.com/shorts/S6yj9bPm30UMecha Taishin is insanely cute Cyjews can’t make me not run her.
>>3106896>>3106908>Try to look for the event in umaareader>scenario-specific events are conspicuously missing
Fun rave, I hope that one anon saw my hotline miami cosplay
>>3106940There was a rave? Damn I wish I was there, sounds so fun
>>3106940I don’t know if you were the same guy but I saw some guy in a chicken mask on the second floor which I assume was Hotline Miami since I haven’t played the game.
>>3106946It was a Plumbers Don't Wear Ties cosplay
Night Tracks has been a treat. I should go to more anikura.
>>3106946That was indeed me
God I wish I could bring one of these home.
It's insane how people hated XOg but Taishin gets a free pass despite Taishin being the first end closer choice or the meta end closer throughout multiple CMs.>seething Yes because she keeps beating my ass in lobbies and CMs.
>there actually was a /v/ma meetup
>>3106958Why not buy one anon? Its only a band or two
>>3106959Amiya!
>>3106959That is because Taishin was nowhere near as dominant as Xoguri and never became a q/v/een
>>3106958Nothing preventing you from getting those. They're in front of you
>>3106961I could probably afford one but I couldn’t explain it to my family.
>>3106958Those are like thousands of dollars each. I'm surprised anyone even brought one with them while traveling.
>>3106958please don't, they are cursed
>>3106959>Hating this
Oguri salted the earth and now no more fan crops will grow
>>3106963I mainly train end closers and Taishin is the easiest and breeziest one to train of them all, and her kit works most of the time. They're both as meta and easy to train.
>>3106968Nobody would breed Taishin
>>3106970>10% STR>20% GUTSReally now?
>>3106959Encroaching Shadow is good, but it's both not exclusive to Taishin with Inari having it on her alt, and also not a completely unique mechanic that can't be used by anyone else like Miracle was for XOg since Spurt is still right there
>>3106959I won’t lie I just absolutely love her career story. It completely converted me. If I didn’t absolute adore her because of it I might be seething too. If you don’t love that, it’s okay, I don’t want to force you to enjoy what I don’t. It’s just a personal thing.
>UF with 2 speed cardsSo this is the 20% speed growth privilege ... also>wit highrolls too high that you don't have enough turn to use light helloWhy can't they fix this? Anyway sprint B so we just go again
See (You) neighas at Santa Anita tomorrow.
>>3106962Dokutah, yuo have an event to get through
>>3106973I would and I wouldn’t stop at one
Thank you so much fine I really didn't want speed star
>>3106983Pace Machan is an affront to all that is good anyway
>>3106963>never became a q/v/eenbut she is the current queen?
>>3106974Now compare her to other end closers. Festival Inari is the only one that can match her but without a gold heal. There's Ayabe but god forbid Ayabe's ult to be good and always a clutch or lose condition.>>3106975It isn't as good as XOg, but it doesn't change the fact that she's the top end closer most of the time because of how encroaching works, and her unique that works well with it.>>3106976I liked her story, but didn't think much of it probably because it's oldma writing.
>>3106986I wish
>>3106987She's only the top end closer when spurt works; it just feels like she's been on top for a while because we're avoiding all the tracks where Encroaching Shadow is useless because they're XOg's territory and this is the point in the game where they realized that even printing a busted Oguri card wasn't enough to stop her reign of terror.
Did anyone else here get hacked by the Capcom ID thing? Thankfully I only used one of my many alternative accounts. They can blow me
>Couldn't manage to finish my Hokko propagda on time yesterday>Think I still have like 18 hours like usual>Go to sleep>Wake up>She's outIt's fucking dober I have failed
>>3106993FINISH AND POST IT NOW YOU STILL HAVE TIME ANON, THE FLATLINERS AREN'T EVEN BACK YET
How much stamina do you need for the next CM?
>>3106996600 to be safe, 550 should be enough though
>>3106959>despite Taishin being the first end closer choice or the meta end closer throughout multiple CMs.now that you mention it. Taishin's been always one of the end closer pick ever since as early as CM2guess its funny because Taishin is always getting overshadowed by other metas that I didn't even realize she's been a meta for so long alr
>>3106959You sound like how the devs when thinking when deciding what evolved skills give her.
>>3106996Do you mean sprint or dirt? sprint you can literally get away with 200 stamina, it's practically impossible to gas outdirt is a mile so what this guy says >>3106998
I think...I miss uma musume
>>3106986
>>3107005damn that image hits hard, I'm gonna go watch concerts that have her vocals, I miss my wife too
Oh shit, helios is in the game
>>3107009She's always been in the game since unity...
>>3106987That’s fair, I haven’t read enough newma stories to judge if they’re truly better, maybe they are. One thing I really liked was how everything was connected though. Even something as minor as the fan letter event which most people see as a +30 SP free bonus, isn’t just about an ego stroke. Some nerd finds the courage to fight off her bullies, and Taishin says that her fan did all the work herself. I just enjoy how she feels this weird emotional attachment to her fans, despite not being able to express it very well. She wants other to have the courage to chase their dreams even when no one else believes in them, but is way too hard on herself on the opposite end.
>>3106994Nah it's fine, got some sex in the boonies with the overdeveloped middleschooler.Now time to finish my 'ganda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJUgfnNvDzk
>>3107010Really? Haven't seen her in her racewear once.
>>3107018NTA but I think she's been here ever since the skill balances came out along with autotrainer. I'm sure I've seen her couple of times already
>>3106885Taishin remains one of the franchise's most popular characters, for what it's worth.
MODS, LET MY PEOPLE GO
>>3106964nigger-dono...
I AM ABOUT TO DO ITI SWEAR I WILL DO IT
>>3106966500 each, I have the Dia and Kita pair, reasonable price for their size
>>3107024
>>3107024Do it faggot I dare you
whats in tomakomai anyway?
>>3107035Ricefields most probably
>>3107036>Welcome to Tomakomai mothafucka
>>3107031>>3107033DIE TOMAKOMAI DIE DIE DIE
>>3107035That's the joke... it's bumfuck nowhere.
bumfucking hokko, you say
>>3107039AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3107035
>>3107039With Tomakomai gone there is no hope for the world only worse horrors will rise
>do a 10 roll on Hokko Tarumae>oh shit, a rainbow gate!>it's Tosen JordanDumb girl.
There is no language on this good earth that can accurately describe how much i despise the alcoholic slut.
>>3107055I hate her, but I want to have sex with herIts a complex feeling, I wonder if she will punch me if I asked
>>3107058I hear the concept of hate-fucking exists but I don't really get it
>>3107047Remember that anon complaining about LA landscape 2 days ago? Yeah I bet he would love this
>>3107063I have a problem where being angry makes me horny. But I don’t want to hurt anyone also.
>have to wait years for my newma wife to be released in globalfuck
3000 SP is unironically not enough, I still has ramp up, straightway adept, slipstream and shrewd step to buy. Not to mention, if uma stan and my greens sparked in they would've been auto-buys. Do I really need to farm for fast learner?
>>3107070What does she even do besides "cooka la pizza"?
>>3107066Do Americans really send spirits to their neighbours?
>>3107063It usually comes in multiple forms. But in the case of Light Hello, it’s the instinctual reaction of wanting to fuck her because of her smoking hot body, but you are driven to that point by anger and frustration because of her behavior, likely broken down after weeks of dealing with her drunk bullshit and eventually your instincts take over and you cave in not only to lust but to aggravation, so the sex is not only a relief but a vehicle to take out your frustration, and both parties are usually left feeling better afterwards, until the cycle begins anew
>>3107068Angry horny gorilla but with a heart
>>3107073You can't buy everything. Target skills with high discounts first and be very leery of undiscounted, low value golds/inherits. Like Speed Star barely does anything due to the short duration.
>>3107077
>>3107085>Size queen uma>Also fucking hugeUhhh based?
>>3107074She is a pure angelShe also can't stand leaving things unconnected (be it cables or her and your hand
>>3107077Always
>>3107081Sounds lovely mate
>>3107088>that 3koma
I find Big Horse funny because uma version sometimes reminds me of a pathetic, wet animal
>>3107074Saved NIPPON's soul and pride
>>3107087>Also wants you fat(er)
>>3107085>You can't buy everythingIm sorry? I thought this was umarica.
When mutating, when do the suicidal thoughts stop?
>>3107102Once you experience ego death
>>3107047>ugly place has ugly umascotdamn
>>3107102Post mortem
I think im slowly gaslighting myself into thinking that sprinters have naturally worse affinities cuz there's no way I have 12* sprint sparks with affinitymaxxed parents and Im still getting dogshit inspirations and no spark upgrades.
>>3107094I once experienced it with an ex-girlfriend long ago as a former sex-haver. We were sick of each other, and I was very angry over something she did, but she wanted sex, so I gave it to her angrily and said all this mean shit during it. It felt good to cut loose even if it felt extreme at the time. She said it was like the best we ever had. Hard to recreate, probably not something that will happen often but there are more and less extreme versions of that I suppose. Imagine getting into a minor argument, you have some kinda rough sex and make up afterwards kinda thing. Now this was a long time ago, and I probably never will experience that again, but for those of you who might, be honest with each other and BEE yourself, do not be afraid to embrace your darker impulses from time to time so long as you’re not outright hurting anyone. Most enjoy kinda kinky stuff like that anyways
>>3107105>ego deathqrd?
>>3107102I usually listen to ASMR or songs when playing so I don't get the suicidal thoughts, and I've been mutating since CM3 so I think I'm used to it
>>3107110>3DPD>A ningen at thatOut, your trainer license now.
>>3107110Sounds something worth experiencing, only need to get a gf now (hard part)
>>3107110non-virgins out
>>3107102Once you start mutating Urara.You very quickly learn to not let anything faze you after that.
How training for the Takamatsunomiya Kinen BROKE me
>>3106978Finally sprint pink proc once (1). I dunno if I wanna go more autistic than this and aim for sprint S + groundwork
>>3107124I mean you're playing meta, at least suck it up with the spark requirements.
>>3107113Real ASMR or roleplayslop?
>>3107070I got spooked by Victory Pisser in JP. She’s hot but I haven’t run her yet.
>>3107113I had to listen to relaxing music and nature sounds when fighting Fatalis in MHW because otherwise my heartbeat would go too fast and make me mess up from the stress. I had to lower my cortisol
>>3107127From normal ones, to dlsite NSFW ASMR. I explicitly don't listen to roleplay ASMR (mostly english ones) on youtube though. Those are slop. I prefer ASMR streams from those with L2D avatar instead if youtube and twitch.
>>3107112Ego death and the related term "ego loss" have been defined in the context of mysticism by the religious studies scholar Daniel Merkur as "an imageless experience in which there is no sense of personal identity. It is the experience that remains possible in a state of extremely deep trance when the ego-functions of reality-testing, sense-perception, memory, reason, fantasy and self-representation are repressed [...] Muslim Sufis call it fana ('annihilation'),[note 2] and medieval Jewish kabbalists termed it 'the kiss of death'".[15]I've been told every Haru trainer experiences it at some point in their lives
>*bricks your run*
>>3107136I don't use Tachyon's card
>>3107133Man. I miss Iceborne. Wilds is such a letdown.
>>3107110Normalfaggots are fascinating beasts.
>>3107142Personally I miss the actual oldfag games, MHWI had some good things but I mostly would've prefered it never existed. Wilds is just the pinnacle of shit, nothing good in that and I am so disappointed. Sunbreak was great
Is it me or is it absurdly difficult to make a machan that can win. My other two aces are fantastic but my machan can't do shit.
>>3107116>>3107144What counts as virgin? I did some oral and handy stuff once but nothing else, does that count? Not him btw
>>3107134>I prefer ASMR streams from those with L2D avatar instead if youtube and twitch.Twitcast is what you need.
>>3107151You've lost your chance for wizardhood. Magic shall forever be out of your reach.
>asmr roleplay is considered slopLet me have Rice Shower validate me in a soft spoken voice damn it >:'L
>>3107151....what
>>3107158He’s asking if he’s a virgin despite never having had sex. Wild question really.
>>3107150Fronts are shit, and Machan is a bad pace. Doesn't help that her unique can be quite unreliable
>>3107157This but Pokke or Gimlet.
>>3107151Uma musume pretty derby?
>>3107159>>3107153So I don't get my powers? Damn
I have sprint fatigue
FRENCH FUCKING NIGGERS GIVE ME MY HORSE FIGGIE I WILL RAZE FRANCE TO THE GROUND
>>3107169Get in line lmao
>>3107169>I WILL RAZE FRANCE TO THE GROUNDI don't know if you’ve noticed but niggers are already doing that.
>>3107167Sprints are appropriately exhausting to train for, I feel like there's much less leeway in terms of skills
>>3107173I need to get to the Fedex center before them
>>3107162>pokkeI did find one where the idea was that an experiment goes wrong and Jungle Pocket decides to nurse you. Voices sound NOTHING alike but I'm the kind of guy who can't tell voices apart unless I'm given a comparison two seconds apart and I'm paying attention to that anyways so this is a non-issue. Count my blessings, I guess. The mic quality is a bit more of a critical issue though...Same gal did one where you're Ofevre's trainer and she gets annoyed that you're playing Umamusume: Pretty Derby when she has a race to prepare for soon.>>3107169Which figurine did you order again anyways?
Shut up bitch, I know what im doing.
>>3107177Is the voice deep at least? Code if so!
>>3107184Never mind. I had enough uma for today
>>3107169which uma would say this?
>>3107186
>>3107188100% Digitan
>>3107185Not as deep as you'd probably hope for, but eh.zFD0uFj2ce8, YouTube.
So, in about 12 bongs, the flatlining will be over, right?
>>3107192No, right? 25th at daily reset I thought
>>3107186Makween....
>>3107192>>3107193Flatlining is over at banner reset
Soon
>>3107192Im pretty sure thats the case but don't quote me on that
>>3107196Not sure, I think I will wait for better confirmation or 25th daily reset since that will 100% get me everything
>>3107193 >>3107196 >>3107200Fuck it, I'll just be cautious and see what the thread spits out tomorrow.
>>3107198Are we ACTUALLY going to get Soverign Citizen V. Forever Old..?
>had a dream last night where i accidentally logged in and did my free card pulls and subsequently woke up in state of confusion and paranoiaumas for this feel
>>3107152Eh twitcast is blessed(CURSED) by superior japs coding that don't work and don't even notify me on time when I had my favorites there
>>3107191Shall watch later and judge for myself!
>>3107157I don't like them because they're all fully whispering or yapping. Let me have my triggers pleaaaaase
>>3107213Whispering's a trigger for me.You MIGHT like SpaceWhispersVRC though. The umamusume used in their videos are just pretense and some visuals in VR chat, and they use text instead of whispering. They're also typically very fast into getting into the triggers.But my god, anything involving rubbing is SO fucking harsh, it's like having my ears grated apart :(
>woke up before 7 AM>not tired at allmaybe i should try getting piss drunk more often >>3105906anyways time for pakalive
>>3107206
>>3107206Cafe and Desire and the 2 certified schizos, pick your poison
any predictions for this pakalive?
>>3107230>DesireI mean Still
>>3107227Doto should wear a deep cut sweater
AIEEEEEE WHITE SCREEEN
>>3107234Alt of an uma who is not on the stream thus making the cast speculation worthless
No Reason's VA looks like that???
>>3107237shit i almost forgot this was on
>>3107234Scarlet second altSecond scenario alt is probably No ReasonEbayan will come afterwardsBlast will come during the scenarioDaring Tact NEVER EVER
>>3107212Do let me know your enjoyment/disappointment in that video.
>>3107220>But my god, anything involving rubbing is SO fucking harshI guess it depends on the one doing it. Some are nice but some are gratingAside from the degen ones, personally I'm into ones that are loud, like blowing into your ears, fast ear cleaning, shampoo, and the sound of two water globes hitting each other. Very rare but the sound of a portable fan used as an ASMR is surprisingly nice to listen to
I'm at the gym can you spoil/post the pakalive goodies here?
>>3107234They will announce a few new figuresVodka will not be one the chosen umas
Where is Mr Cleat
>>3107253trapped in my rape dungeon
what... what if some flatliners never return ?
>>3107250they're on the IRL game part, i should've gone to sleep for another hour
also i found this document that exists to translate the pakalive news https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UthIysYZ3NgrYD4o1to0U_T13r3bqZxIWJYvJtdSrbg/edit?tab=t.0
one thing I don't get is the Paka- naming, I'm too much of a stupid gaijin to understand how it links to uma
>>3107257Just in time for club recruitment!
>>3107234>mystery neigha with red/black nameplate>left ear accessoryMight be a Win horse. And if Tact is coming next year then it'd be Win Marilyn. She also ran on Breeders' Cup.
>>3107250Announcement should happen 30 minutes in or before the stream ends>>3107262Paka Paka is the sound or onomatopoeia horse makes when they run
>>3107257I was thinking about doing that, I haven't felt so free since I installed this shit. It had undoubtedly made my life worse
For me it's paku-paku desuwa
>>3107267
Scarlet's VA is an absolute unit
link to strm
>>3107277https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFsYv2UV8rU
>NIKKE 4th anniversary stream>PakaliveEventful morning for me
Chrono is down....
>>3107283all the flatliners killed her...
>>3107282>NIKKEIs that the one with the plump ass basically porn units? I guess I am still a gacha hater at heart because I can't even look at those
>>3107234hopefully not taiki but good finally becoming a trainee because then there will be way too much shit to pull for in this time period
easy on the carrots dasca
>>3107288>hopefully not taiki but goodwho?
>>3107289Still would
>>3107287Yes, it is
>>3107287yesit's a>BUT THE STORY IT'S SOOOOO GOOOOODkind of game, no idea how anyone plays it. It's not btw
>>3107292Cool, hope you get what you want>>3107293KEK
>>3107290the notorious human fucker blast onepiece
AIIEEEEEEE MR CLEAT
what the fuck is this talking cleat
hey guys look its air shakur wit
What would you do to Mr. Cleat if you were both locked inside a foundry?
IN THIS CLUB MR CLEAT IS A HERO
>>3107304Wouldn't do anything with the foundry itself; I'm deathly afraid of accidentally burning myself on molten metal.Probably would just try to use him to try to break down the thickest wall I could find.
>>3107298OUR HERO
Did she just steal kitasans outfit?
>>3107310I LOVE CREEK, WHAT ARE TBR BUFFS? SOME JAP-SPEAKER TELL ME WHAT ARE THE BUFFS?
I MISS LONGKINO FUCK THIS SPRINT BULLSHITTRAIN STAM ONCE IN A WHILE FAGGOTS
>longslop advocatesI'm glad there'll be nothing but mile-mediumKINO for a while
>>3107311>If on Kyoto racecourse, greatly increase velocity on a midleg straight <Pace-Long>
YOU CAN NOW ZOOM INTO SPE-CHAN'S TITS
Did they announce anything important yet?
>>3107314Mediumslop sucks too>Debuff nigger hell>Frontnigger sheol>XOguri goys
can we skip to gm
>>3107319I can finally zoom-in to Fuji's cleavage, how was this not in from the start?
>you've had DARBIII in the springbut what about DAHBIII in the winter
>>3107324ive played GM during the vacation and RNG sucks here too
Fuku where?
WHO?
meh
>>3107267Does that mean it's also the sound of coconuts clapping against each other?
>>3107311what >>3107317 said, it's evolved unstoppable
>>3107326>but what about DAHBIII in the winterThat's just Japan Cup..
>>3107331I don't know but I've read enough porn to recognise the word "wife".
>>3107333I thought it was tuk-tuk
>>3107331>Name: Azuma (吾妻)>CV: Kotono Mitsuishi (三石琴乃)>A shrine maiden (miko) who presides over the Horse-Year Grand Festival of Swift Steeds (Goshiki Shundaisai), held once every twelve years. She is deeply knowledgeable about ancient history, and it is whispered that she knows things regarding the history of Umamusume and humans that no one else does. With deep reverence, everyone respectfully addresses and admires her as "Lady Azuma" (Azuma-sama). Exactly how long she has served as a shrine maiden is unknown. Her wish is for the bond between Umamusume and humans to endure for eternity.
>Yamano Top Gunlol
>>3107329I just want good cms instead of sprintslop and dirtslop
Fuku would be perfect for this scenario. Fuku discrimination must stop
>>3107331I just know she's getting the off-model hag treatment
>>3107331Azuma. Apparently there's a horse named that in the Meiji era (1868-1912)
>>3107337silly neigha, japan cup is in the fall
>>3107331AWOOGA
>>3107344>Her wish is for the bond between Umamusume and humans to endure for eternity.So it was rigged from the start...
>>3107344>it is whispered that she knows things regarding the history of Umamusume and humans that no one else doesL-like what?
>>3107349>1870 bornHoly haghttps://db.netkeiba.com/horse/000a01c145/
>>3107353You will marry your trainee and you will be happy.
>>3107344>the VA is a literal hag
Maya's VA sounds weird not the Mayano I know
>>3107359I predict less than 24 hours for a based nip to draw her as Usagi in a sailor fuku and with huge tits
>>3107357>>3107359>We are reaching the hag levels never thought possible
>>3107359Holy shit Cygames must have spent a lot for her because she's considered a legendary VA or at least one of the top ones
>hag>still looks 25Stop larping
HAG SEX
>>3107370She looks a bit like my mom and she's fucking 64
>>3107370Uma don't age
>>3107356The uma world is so uma centered that the even have their own uma lanes, yet umas "are not" the ruling race of the worldShe knows who really pulls the strings so ningens can live happily and marry their racing obsessed wives
>>3107371Fluffy ears...
>>3107371>>3107372That's a 20 year old woman, you just like mature attitude with no wrinkles
>>3107361Wait until you hear pakalive teio
>>3107331>>3107371I LOVE HAGS
>>3107356She was there in both WW1 and WW2 and saw it all from the japanese side. You can't image the things japanese umas did to those civilians...
>>3107378Don't tell me... voice actors really... voice act... when playing a role? No way... how could this happen...
>>3107374
>>3107381Rape of nanking takes on a whole new meaning if umas are involved...
those aren't hags those are your PEERS
>>3107374We've established already that the real reason umas are not the dominant species is because they are actually low IQ creatures (aka retarded)
>>3107382MedsNext you'll say they trim / refine audio recorded for the game as well
>>3107391MAYANO SEX
>>3107391Can I fuck her.
New skill icon
>>3107395Ai already has it. It's zenkai spurt skill.>>3107391>Six goldsPowercreep is real.
>>3107395
>>31073961 gold is always the same. Then you choose from 3 possible option for the 2nd gold.It's still 2 golds.
>>3107396>6 goldsit's 1 gold + pick 1 of 3
>>3107211I’ve never had issues with my favourites not being at the top of my feed when they are live.
>>3107391I hate these cards because they mean your oshi is unusable for the scenario, I don't get how you guys don't see this and don't get mad
>>3107391not gonna post all the skills but looks like it's "generalist" power card with general + medium + long golds and front-runner hints
If you ever get interested enough in a newma to download JP just know that you can easily make 90k+ carats in 3-4 weeks if you play consistently and push for a full UC TT team which is very achievable with rental decks
>>3107400>>3107401I admit that I didn't read and thought it's six different golds, but I know they still limit it to 2 gold skills to take.
>>3107405>power cardOh no no no
AIEEEEEEE WHERE'S MY 3-2
>>3107409Or just play the private server for unlimited resources. You'll just try the newer scenarios anyway
>>3107411You will not survive the guts scenarios
>>3107413gutsbros... our response????
>>3107351Fall is just pre-winter!
>>3107413I want rainbow decks, I love rainbows (not gay)
>>3107409A lot of easy rainbow shards go with all the master races in the backlog.
>>3107409there's no point in playing the game if it's not to work towards the next platinum
>>3107413It’s already absurdly easy to cap over 2100 speed with just two cards in Ramen.
>>3107413>>3107417the right bubble>You can also run 2 Wit cards instead of 2 Speed, or swap Stamina for Guts for shorter distances!
>>3107414I need to install this to dick around. Doesn’t have the same dopamine as true gacha gamble though.
>>3107409>in 3-4 weeksOr just do this magic trick!
>actual shrine maiden Uma pussy>unlike that faker FukuIs Uma saved?
O S H A R E
Reduced to a single ponytail
>>3107430>>3107432>>3107436>Scarlet alt without OudkaSoulless, also they bound her tits wtf
all alts are slop unless it's a trainee I like
>Sarashi>The kimono would barely cover her nipplesYeah I'm thinking SEEEEEEEEEEEEX
only 7 masturbations left until free pulls
>>3107441this but unironically
>>3107440She needs to. Pulling that bow string can scratch her nipples.
>>31074431 each hour? poor penis...
>>3107440Just wait for the draws with her tits being barely contained by that thing.
mares should be barefoot in the kitchen
>>3107453>mejiro_ramonu_i_know_what_you_are.png
>>3107436>Bound titsCygoys is the most raped woke company I have ever seen in Asia
>>3107440>>3107457>bound tits, 2025BASED! SEXO!>bound tits, 2030HELLO, CRINGE DEPARTMENT?
Butterface Scarlet...
sarashi are peak you fucking savages
MR CLEAT IS DEAD
Win Marilyn
WHOMST
>>3107460Rudolf was never a cow, it's a crime to do what they did to Scarlet and her milk jugs
>>3107468>>3107469mare sexo
>>3107264>And if Tact is coming next year then it'd be Win MarilynUmastradamus...
Tap Dance City???
>named Marilyn>movie star uma
whoa
>>3107468>>3107469>>3107479
>>3107468
>>3107483Woah, pretty
>>3107483very french looking
>>3107483IT IS TAP DANCE CITY
>>3107436>>3107432>>3107430>splitting up Scarlet and Vodka's altsthis is a travesty
>>3107468Benis Park?
>>3107490Vodsca needs a break for once, anon
>>3107484>>3107483>>3107469>>3107468HOLY MARE KINO
>>3107483Is this a Marilyn Monroe reference?Hey wait a minute
hot sex newma designs
>>3107478It was an easy guess this time round. Her name was even trending on twitter an hour ago. Also her owner's webpage was down because people are just that sure.
>>3107483>>3107484Imagine helping her out of those fishnets after a race
https://files.catbox.moe/kis0i2.jpgDARING TACT MENTIONED, also dirter group song
Why does a Priconne character have a Winning Live song? Is she winning?
>>3107468>>3107469she's kinda jobberhttps://files.catbox.moe/j80pmc.png
I hope they keep bringing Daring Tact up but never add her, this is a very funny reoccurring thing
Quickly baking. Please wait warmly
damn Scarlet's seiyuu is FAT
>>3107514Sorry anon, its cold...I feel cold...
Can you explain to me pls, how to make rolls to be 40/60 for Kita? Can i login and dont waste final ten, will in transfer?
What's with this thread >>3065066
>>3107515>Fatwa Scarlet>Her Seiyuu is fatKino
>>3107525>>3107525>>3107525
>>3107519Don't log in between daily reset and banner reset.
>>3107430>>3107432>>3107436>PonytailHoly upgrade
>>3107512https://files.catbox.moe/i40qnm.pnggrass wonder granddaughter
>>3107521it's PEAK
>>3107519Don't login until banner reset where the 10 rolls switch from support to uma
>>3107540>>3107530How long is this?
>>31075477 hours after daily reset.
>>3107551I dont get it, i must not login after today reset or tomorow?
>>3107533*Grass Wonder's granddaughter. Don't type like an ESL pleb.
Is the dirt CM a Cheer Kingu track?
>Two summer Makweens on Hokko bannerOkay then
>>3107680Yes. If you can manage to get her to the right apptitudes
