>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. Registration begins October 27th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=large>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious Thread: >>3109736COME ON WUVCEN!
>i'm a faggot
I'm so happy to be back, bros!
Youse rhymes with louse btw
>>3111518Same, /v/ma is so fun. Sometimes I take it for granted
I updated the cheat sheet again
24 hours of non stop sex with Tarumae
>>3111521Thank you for your work
DUDE TOMAKOMAI LMAO
A part of me does want to visit tomakomai ngl
Pandora LOVE
>>3111467AND A STEAL FROM SATONO AGUDO WITH A LATE SURGE!
Hags!
>>3111528If would be like coming to the US and visiting Nebraska
>>3111527You can boil down all umas to DUDE X LMAO, Example>DUDE AYY LMAO
>>3111532Never been to and it sounds fun
>>3111504Tomachop is cute! Tarumae is also cute!
>>3111519You'd fucking think.
>>3111534someone post the neo universe supicrier with the dancing ayy
WHEW
>>3111534KEK
>>3111535Trust me, it's not fun. There's literally nothing there. It's 200,000 square kilometers of nothing.
>>3111519Louse actually rhymes with Laos
Saw people on Xitter parroting the exact talking points that lawyer anon shared weeks ago regarding the concert. He was insanely accurate, are we sure we don't an have an actual Cygames shill ITT?
>>3111544I thought it has Mount Rushmore?
>>3111542What was her name again?
Sometimes I wish we had one real non-larping JP playerI feel like no one online is giving a really honest opinion of how GM islike yes I know the drama about the ancestors card we've all heard that 1000 timesIs it FUN?Is it WORSE or BETTER rng than GL?Is it FAST?
>>3111549My wife
>>3111550>Is it FUN?Yes>Is it WORSE or BETTER rng than GL?Better>Is it FAST?As fast as GL.
>>3111550Literally just download JP and try it for yourself
>>3111549Pharaoh
>>3111550The way I've explained it is that GM is just mildly better. Which leads me to believe it's just as shit seeing as how it's never brought up.
>TWO (DOS) PANDORA POSTS
>>3111547Anon, there are feds in these threads. There were feds discovered in the Los Angeles meetup.
>>3111552sheeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiit negro that's all you had to say
>>3111550There’s one guy I think but he’s obviously not here 24/7. I’ve simply not played anything before mecha really.
>>3111549Phimosis
>>3111548That's South Dakota, which is only slightly better than Nebraska
>>3111558>There were feds discovered in the Los Angeles meetup.Qrd?
>>3111550witgod says it's a puzzle>you collect 8 tokens>if both the first and fifth token are the color you want, you're chilling>if not, make sure that at least one of the first and fifth has the color you want and you have more of it than the color of the other one>everything you do gives a token>you cannot get more tokens while you're waiting for a good time to use the shard
>>3111549Fa-re-nah-psis
>>3111558All threads have feds tho, 4chan is a honeypot
>NEXT RACETOKYO 1600 TURF 3YO+ ALW (1 WIN)PICK YOUR UMA!
>>3111547Qrd on this?
>>3111549Pneumonia
>>3111572Some anon a few days ago was super knowledge on how visa processing and all that weirdo crap works so he gave a breakdown of what likely happened with cygames and the us gov and it turned out to seemingly be correct.>>3091139It's an interesting read.
>>3111522DOMAIN EXPANSION HAPPENED AS SNOW DIVA TRIES TO CATCH UP TO NO AVAIL!>cesario grandspawn>stego grandspawnalso lion saga's jockey fell
>>3111570BAM
>>3111558That isn't new news. I went to /uma/ when we were still at bunker after the exile, they literally had a fed that updated everyone about Maduro's capture in real time even before the news about it broke out. It was a Shakurfag too funnily enough.
>>3111570LETS GO DAISY
>>3111582The Maduro capture was in January and we got exiled in February. But that doesn't surprise me, 4chan is honeypot. Its bound to have a few feds
>>3111558I like the idea that feds are actually playing this gacha >Boss, this might be the big one, they're talking about "CP"!>...false alarm guys, it was just club points again *sigh*
>>3111580How do jockeys not instantly die when they fall and get trampled
There aren't any feds in these threads, there's nothing here that'd we'd care about
I'm confused. I'm currently flatlining for the rolls but is it self to log in again?
>>3111580>lion saga's jockey fellIs he ok?
>>3111587With TREMENDOUS luck, they don't get struck.
>>3111584You browse this site long enough and you run into very interesting people all the time, I miss when /co/ used to be full of industry people and would have Q&As
>>3111584>we got exiled in FebruaryDamn must have just been during the times our threads were getting killed on site. Time went by so fast.
>>3111589it's safe, a ton of us were able to do it, lightbirb did a video of it too
>>3111589Yeah its safe, after the 2nd reset the rolls carried over.
>>3111589Look at this video and figure it out for yourself. >>3110260
>>3111589Yes, it's been safe for like 6+ hoursYou can also log in tomorrow if you want but you can log in right now and get your fifty free rolls
>NEXT RACEKYOTO 1200 TURF MIBU TOKUBETSUPICK YOUR UMA!>2 BONGS UNTIL THE KIKUKA SHO
>>3111600It was safe at daily reset today.
>>3111590haven't heard anything, i hope so though (maybe they said something in JP but i don't understand)
Imagine being an illiterate peasant and an uma winged hussar impales the guy next to you as your town is occupied.
>>3111602Strong bond. The bond of trainers.
>>3111570>>3111583DAISY HOLDS THE LEAD!>deep impact grandspawnhonestly the more i do keibaposting, the easier it is to get into the rhythm of posting, watching races, and posting again
>>3111602Extra Buck
>>3111602sadiq
>>3111586glowies literally 'P spammers on payroll anon, they don't care or help them with DDoS services even
Whats the best way to approach borrows in GM? Should I pull for ancestors?
Why is no one running bakushin man
>>3111608Preferable to seeing Vienna fall to the Ottomas
>>3111622I've heard it described as lates wanting to roll on the goddesses so they can free up their borrow slot, as there will be some good late cards to borrow. If you have the carats and are willing to take the hit, maybe. Otherwise people suggest just to perma borrow goddesses which makes the scenario sound lame as fuck personally
>>3111622no, pull/voucher the low investment specialist support(K.S Miracle/Ruby)
>>3111623Because there's a ton of other pace chasers that just straight mog her
>>3111623Turns out no one likes Bakushin enough to use her anymore
Room?
>NEXT RACENIIGATA 1600 OUTER TURF KASHIWAZAKI TOKUBETSUPICK YOUR UMA!
>>3111634Gold Breath
Artemis Stakes re-enactment as we wait for the kikuka sho7/18please join!925268889252688892526888
>>3111602ROGUE SUPRIYA (and lememe) HOLD THE LINE AGAINST THE INCOMING HOARDE!>deep impact grandspawn
>>3111634champagne life
>NEXT RACETOKYO 1600 DIRT MITAKA TOKUBETSUPICK YOUR UMA!
>Notification that daily free pulls have started>No free tenner Why would Cyjews lie to me?
>>3111648Last Legacy for sure. He's got the Berserk mangaka riding him!
>>3111633Yeppers, you hosting or do you want me to host?
>>3111634AND IT'S TERVISKEKS!>american pharoah grandspawn
>>3111649Unless you did your support rolls should have some free pulls.
Its so frustrating how an UF2 can be a fucking brick just cuz you didn't get the inspirations.
>/v/ma feds
>>3111653I think he's making a joke about how late the notifications are
>>3111656It pays well
Am I retarded if I skip Ramonu, pull 0LB ancestors, then MLB Bourbon? We're moving towards 1-wit decks in the future, right? Can JP vets please enlighten me?
>>3111657Oh thanks, im extremely autistic.
>>3111659You can do this if you will LITERALLY only run fronts and nothing else. Ramonu is too important as a generalist card to do this imo
>>3111659>am i retardedYes, but that doesnt mean that the idea is stupid. How many crystals have you got?
>>3111659There was some discussion awhile back and the consensus seemed to be skipping Ramonu is retarded
>>3111656Makes sense
>>3111659I really wouldn't skip ramonu or pull for ancestors.
Its safe to login right? Ive missed you bros.
>>3111667Yuh
In (You)r opinion, whats the most underrated uma on this track
>>3111648october nine
>>3111648LA MANCHE
>>3111669Why, my oshi, of course.
>NEXT RACEKYOTO 1800 OUTER HAG STAKESPICK YOUR UMA
>>3111669Pearl and Zephyr, they can be really scary on the track
>>3111550Not a JP player but just talking about my experience. Played through several GM runs during the flatline. GM has annoying RNG but it's not as bad as GL. If you're minmaxing then not getting red during Late December sucks, but it's whatever. 35 RB deck is kinda annoying I guess. From my experience the most annoying part to enter goal races with 0 frags and the guaranteed colors are the wrong target. Then you also get the wrong color for #5 then it feels REALLY bad. Upside, when you get your shit to line up properly then it feels good. >puzzleYou need the right target color only for slot #1 and slot #5 of the fragments, as long as you have it then you're chilling. Otherwise if you bricked one of the slots, you'll have to chase colors.
>>3111659you literally get ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY free rolls on ramonuthe first spark is almost goddamn free
>>3111656>literal hall monitor janny likes the hall monitor club mascot uma
>>3111674Break girl, im feeling french
>>3111674>hag stakes>no old as dirt horsesreign in the sky
>>3111669Probably Ayabe or Hishiama
Whats the verdict on MM? Its a mid race accel but it lasts long as fuck doesnt it
>>3111677>60% off is basically freeWhat kind of Oy Neigherism is this?
>>3111678>/v/ma>hall monitor club
>Daiwa is an Archer ServantWhich class is your favorite uma anon?
>>3111648>>3111670>is october>9th tokyo race>october nine winsBRAVO KOJIMA>chairman rickey spawn
>>3111677It's only 120 if you flatline for 10 days so the 10 single pulls on the uma banner get converted
>>3111661Yeah I think I want to run fronts until I die>>3111662100~k carats and around 50~ uncap fragments. I just don't like the idea of MLBing another card that I won't get to use much after a scenario ends. I regret getting caught up with the excitement of MANT ending and pulling MLB Tachyon.
>>3111688Anon dont be retarded.
>>3111683If you don't have enough to finish off that spark you are seiunlet tier poor
>>3111683We just had people losing their fucking minds over a 25% discount what are you smoking
>>3111687i also want to say that 2nd place was tomakomai spawn
>>311168810 days of flatlining?SIGN ME UP
>>3111674U W One was Her!?
>>3111684It's the club that falls for bait and cries about /vg/
>>3111695>/v/ - /v/ideogames?
>>3111686I can't think of a single lancer uma
>>3111699Nigga?
>>3111688The Rubert pulls come after, thoughever.
>>3111700Oh right, I kinda forgot grass exists.
I'm so fucking stupid. I should've been debugging my fucking factories in sandbox mode this entire time. This is so unbelievably easy and it's fixed a critical flaw before I built it...What kind of an uma would play Factorio anyways?
>>3111698Actually its>/vm/ - /vm/ideogames>>3111699Is a spear, a lance?
Paces need front tier mid race to stand a chance holy hell its rough
>>3111705Definitely Shakur
>>3111706If Polearm = Lancer
Over 50 spark attempts and not a single Nishino parent is usable, so now I am forced to summon all of the power of der/v/ for my next act. There were more than you see, I had to make space.https://poal.me/un1iee
>>3111686Caster, obviously
>>3111707They also need front tier early race to not get consumed by the blob lol
>>3111700>>3111699
>>3111711But magic isn't real and she's just a charlatan.
>>3111705Eishin Flash
>>3111712And they need backliner tier late race to actually win.
How long until THE race?
Is firm resolve actually any good?
>>3111720It's very good. I would have lost a LOT more if I didnt have it in the previous CM. It's the one skill that prevents fronts from being completely run down by end closers
>>3111720nyes
What the hell man
>>3111719Little bit under an hour before the kikuka sho
>>3111712>Strong early race can brick you if you hit PDM trying to over take the lucky pace
THE FIRST FUCKIN' TRY?HELLLL YEAAAAA
>>3111719little bit over an hour
>>3111708Shakur would fucking hate me and my factory design...>>3111716Eishin Flash would be even WORSE :(
>got like 70 carats from a handful of runs>TP bar barely drainedYup yup, I wuv double reward half TP season
>NEXT RACENIIGATA 2000 OUTER TURF MURAKAMI TOKUBETSUPICK YOUR UMA!
How is this invalid
>>3111675>>3111681Working on both of these, will show up in rooms soon(tm)
>>3111724
>>3111727Mind sharing?
>>3111731silver limb
>>3111732ho
>>3111732It doesn't like hour.
>>3111726It is much better to risk that than to guarantee you'll be stuck in the back with no groundwork/uma stan
>>3111737>>3111738Thats stupid but I believe it
Anyone mind hosting a few rooms? There's some stuff I'd like to test
>>3111674IPPEI STEAL!>efforia spawn
>>3111738>>3111732to be specific, "ho" is what sets it off lol.https://arcionek.github.io/UmaFlagger/some anon made this to see what it's flagging down, after a while you kinda remember the main problem words
>>3111743Ho is indirectly a christmas censor btw
>>3111729>Im changing my answer: Toni Bianca and i guess Sounds of Earth.
>>3111742Efforia is my JP oshi. How much until shes here?
>>3111741I really dont feel like hosting right now, can't you do it yourself?
>>3111742fun fact ippei holds the course record as well>>3111746uh... she's not even an uma yet, she's currently stuck in card form as of the 5.5th anni
Did I wake up in time
>>3111749Go back to sleep, set your alarm clock for two hours from now
>>3111749Yeppers. Get comfy, still got an hour or so to go.
>>3111749You're an hour early.
>>3111749You still need to flatline
>>3111749One hour.
>>3110104>>3111235Daily Akari 6572026-10-24 (Sat) Solved! 1:09:53ahhhhhh that was so slow
>>3111745I am unaware of these two umas. What would make them interested in Factorio?
>>3111686Assassin
>>3111758Aren't smart people usually casters by default?
>>311163710/18!
>>3111759Name a caster that is actually smart anon.
>>3111760This rickey promotes lust towards the soul
>>3111731Zuiun gosai, cheval's kid
Hokko's career was actually surprisingly enjoyable. She's a lot cooler than I expected
>NEXT RACETOKYO 1800 TURF YAMANAKAKO TOKUBETSUPICK YOUR UMA!>FIRST WIN5 RACE>/V/MA RECORD: 3 CORRECT>4 MORE RACES UNTIL THE KIKUKA SHO
>>3111766MEISTERWORK
How does this shit even work bro
>>3111766ROD HORN
>>3111766It just Meisterwerks.
got kita white and got 100k caratsit feels like a lot but if I get ramonu and bourbon...
>>3111766STUNNING VIEW LETS FUCKING GO
>>3111768I think its like a headband or something, thats the only thing that makes sense to me
>>3111731HEART METEOR HOLDS THE LEAD!>>3111504also kek i forgot to put the thread subject...
>LAST BONG UNTIL THE KIKUKA SHO!
>>3111768It's movie magic.
>>3111766Kreisleriana
>>3111766BLACK RUBY FOR THE HOUSE OF MEJIRO(i guess also Cosmo Ishtar for the more distant relation)
I bought a fuckton of sour patch candy chicken wings to celebrate being able play the game again and my stomach legitimately feels like it's about to rip open, I straight up can't even play the game because im rolling on the floor in agony.
>>3111781>sour patch candy chicken wingswhat the fuck
>>3111781>sour patch candy chicken wingsGuess the nationality
I haven't checked in on these threads since Rickey's reign but I'm here to see my HERO Wuvcen
>>3111781>sour patch candyOh you wi->chicken wingsfucking what
>>3111781>sour patch candy chicken wingsWhat da hell...anyway I ate two whole pizzas last night and was also rolling in agony, it took about 6 hours or so for the pain to subside
>>3111781>sour patch candy chicken wings
>>3111781>sour patch candy chicken wingsWhat the fuck
>https://ir.wingstop.com/wingstop-and-sour-patch-kids-brand-dare-fans-to-try-halloweens-most-unhinged-flavor-sour-patch-kids-wicked-punch/Oh my god it's not just a shitpost.
>>3111785
>>3111781AYO DIS NIGGA PLAYING DAT LITTLE HORSE GIRL GAME
>>3111782>>3111783>>3111786>>3111787>>3111788>>3111789oh my god
>>3111785Man that's been a long time. What happened? Anyway, welcome back bro. Interest you in some roomas?
>>3111757Your spaghetti, lmao
>>3111793
>>3111781>The absolute state of speTARDS
>>3111793WHY DOES THIS EXIST
>NEXT RACEKYOTO 1800 DIRT (TEAM) CANOPUS STAKESPICK YOUR UMA!>2ND WIN5 RACE>3 MORE RACES UNTIL THE KIKUKA SHO
>>3111686Saber is probably the only class container she would be able to fit into, aside from maybe a very loose rationalization as Berserker because it's hard to get her to pay attention during training.They actually gave her this sword as a cutscene prop not that long ago in JP, if I recall.
>>3111793>SLOW METABOLISM
>>3111793The worst part is I could MAYBE POTENTIALLY see these tasting okay
>>3111801GORUDEN CROUD
>>3111802why didn't she take it out of the sheath? is she stupid?
>>3111804Oguri Cap.....
>>3111801Shigeru Shogun
>>3111785You missed out on the entire GL era man, burnout?
>>3111766>>3111778KREISLERIANA RABBITS OFF THE OONIGE ROD HORN!>cesario grandspawn1 win5 down
>>3111800There's like 330 million people in the US, this HAS to appeal to someone...
>>3111801gylfi
kuck show when
Any RIVALS hosting some roomas?
>>3111801 Mont Blanc Minoru!
>>3111811YES
Im starting to think IHS is way way too expensive to be worth the mid race velocity
>>3111819The activation timing is pretty random but I find that it hits really good more often than not
>>3111816I wont host but I WILL steal your spot!
Why doesn't she simply take a sponsorship deal?
>>3111826she openly admits that she doesn't even need the extra moneyshe's just a workaholic
>>3111816I already hosted a lot today so only 3 from me, but im willing to get the ball rolling.555331915553319155533191
Did hokko get a career dump? I heard good stuff about her
>>3111826i can't wait for all the people who>oh ines fujin was my oshi all alongnext month when they just oshi her valentine version
>registration in 2 days
>>3111831As a nano propagandist, I am vindicated
>>3111832at least there's 4 days of registration instead of 3
How many until Kikka Sho?
CAM ON WUVCENWIN SOME FACKING CROWNS
>>3111832there's a four day gap between registration and day 1
>>311183645 or so mins I believe
>>3111830I’ll do one in 13 hours if no one else does.
>>311183645 BINGS
>>3111835>>3111838Oh thats good, one more extra day of bricks
>>3111841Thank you Tomato Pie sama
UPDATE: KYOTO TURF GOOD -> FIRM
>>3111847Is this something updated irl in real time too?
THH on end closers it's good right
>>3111847TIME TO BREAK THE COURSE RECORD HAHA
>>3111848yep, they update the conditions/weather in real time
>>3111849It's good on literally everything on every track
>>3111829YOU ARE NOT WORTHY AS MY OPPONENT453964614539646145396461
>>3111849TTH IS A UNIVERSAL SKILL
>>3111852This, one of the best skills in the game
Whats the reason uma stan is not used on fronts anyway?
>>3111793WHY IS THIS A THING
>>3111857Murica
>>3111856Some do run it.I would imagine the main reason is because you can only reliably loop in so many skills, and groundwork, DD+PP, firm resolve and other stuff takes priority
>>3111859You can never loopa enough
I snacked another 4 tickets. She any good for CM21/22?
What's the reason for late surgers underperforming so much
>NEXT RACE>NIIGATA FUNNY 1000 TURF LUMIERE AUTUMN DASHPICK YOUR UMA!>3RD WIN5 RACE>2 MORE RACES UNTIL THE KIKUKA SHO
>>3111864ends exist
>>3111862The more you try to loop, the harder it is to pass everything on
>>3111865cowslip
>>3111810Yeah, got fucked on the Tachyon banner and the threads were in a rough state. I mostly regret missing out on OC
>>3111856Because you need 3 other umas near you so it will never work if there isn't another person in the lobby running Fronts
>>3111864Ends have been outperforming lates in literally every single CM for a while nowThey have better speed + Daring Strike is the GOAT mid-race skill. Lates have better accel but the lower speed hurts them, and a lack of a daring strike of their own hurts them.They are also WAY more likely to get blocked. Ends just stay in the back and move out of the way when it's time to move up, so they are less likely to get sandwiched in. t. latefag
>>3111853JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?784398567843985678439856Last.
>>3111863Zephyr is excellent for the next 2
>>3111870Its okay brother. Threads are back to normal and are pretty good but I can imagine how shitty getting fucked by tachy is. The mega always gets updated for OC and we got some projects rolling out right now (like /v/ma sings)
>>3111873But don't lates have their own daring strike now with wit groove
>>3111801MEISHO ZUIUN PERFORMS AN UPSET!>hokko tarumae spawn>north flight great-grandspawnbetter luck next week with the win5!
G1 PADDOCK RIGHT NOW ON THE STREAM
>>3111874>aces in 7/8 after startFug
>>3111874Foolishness anons. Foolishness.Thanks for coming! If there's a lot of demand to race I can host a couple more but desu, I'd rather not cuz i wanna watch the races lel.
>>3111881We had Fast and Furious on Marvy, nobody rolled wit groove, and Fast and Furious is just straight up worse than Daring Strike. You can't borrow her because you need to borrow Ruby.
IT'S LUVCEN, SAY SOMETHING TO HIM
>>3111886we've still got like a half hour till the big race
WUVCEN IS A HERO END OF STORY
>>3111888I wuv wuvcen
>>3111888WUVCEN
>>3111888Wuvcen's Hopeful Stakes win is the first G1 I can remember watching with /v/ma
>>3111889Hmmm...well seems im very easy to convince.976435189764351897643518Come at me my rivals.>>3111888WUV CEN!!!!!¡
29 BINGS UNTIL THE KIUKUKA SHO
>>3111888We have watched this boy grow up with us. We watched him win the hopeful stakes so long ago.
>NEXT RACETOKYO 1400 DIRT KANNAZUKI STAKESPICK YOUR UMA!>LAST RACE BEFORE THE KIKUKA SHO
HOPELESS STAKESSOME GET 1ST WHILE OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN.
>>3111898advance pharoah
DID I MAKE IT
>>3111898YORINO REGEND
>>3111901Glad you could bake it, Uther
>>3111901
>>3111901you can take a quick nap
>>3111901I don't have a "didn't miss the thread" award for you
>>3111865AND MOZU NANA STAR RUNS IT DOWN!>digitan grandspawn
>>3111895MY FUARKING HEROES!!!!!!....and machan somewhere at the bottom ;_;696636436966364369663643
Who would win in a boxing fight.Guy that has perception 3x as fast than a normal personVsBloodlusted Uma Musume
>>3111913My neigha, ONE punch would punch through the body of the person.
>>3111910Groundwork doesn't matter until it do...
>>3111913Guy wins cuz the uma kills him and gets DQed and barred from boxing.
>>3111913Umas have already shown they're pretty good at boxing so any ningen would be straight up screwedYes even tiny ass urara would likely end your life>t. boxfag
>YUP THATS ME YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW I GOT HERE.
>>3111913So he can perceive his torso getting caved in thrice as acutely as the average human?
>>3111913An average uma musume could probably tear a deathclaw in half with her bare hands, a dude would get one shot.
>>3111919It's almost like there's a scenario linked card that can give you Concentration
>>3111920yeah not sure if that anon is ESL or what but>perceptiondoes NOT win fights. Stamina - umas winPower - umas winReflexes - umas winFootwork - umas winThe only advantage a ningen would have is IQ, but really an uma could just chase you down and go to town even if you have your guard up. They could win just by hitting your guard repeatedly which would crush your bones
>>3111910O MY TRIUMPHANT PULSE6276243462762434627624342 more cuz its about to begin.
>>3111925Oguri Cap truly was made in a lab for IDF soldiers. Why the FUCK did we elect her
how come there are no uma trainers
stream just went offline
>IT'S THE RACE YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!THE KIKUKA SHO (JAPANESE ST LEGER)!!!!!WILL WUVCEN WIN THE TRIPLE CROWN OR WILL HE JOB?WILL LEMEME WIN HIS 4TH KIKUKA SHO IN A ROW?WE'LL SEE IN 18 BINGS!!!>CONDITIONS: CLOUDY FIRMNotable Pedigree>M’s Begin: Kitasan Black>Congestus: Contrail>Audacia: Kizuna + Rulership (Damsire)>Basse Terre: Kitasan Black>Lovcen: Deep Impact (Sire’s Sire)>Going to Sky: Contrail>Danon History: Epiphaneia>Ask Edinburgh: Cesario (Sire’s Dam) + Manhattan Cafe (Damsire) + Taiki Shuttle (Dam’s Damsire)>Sanono Greater: Deep Impact (Sire’s sire) + Jungle Pocket (Damsire) + Fuji Kiseki (Dam’s Damsire)>King Glory: Deep Impact (Sire’s Sire)>Majorelle Bleu: Contrail + Symboli Kris S (Damsire)>Sea to Summit: Grass Wonder (Sire’s Sire’s Sire)>Shonan Hayanami: Symboli Kris S (Sire’s Damsire) + Deep Impact (Damsire)>Charing Cross: Kitasan Black>Narita Esperanza: Kitasan BlackNotable Past winners>Mr. C.B, Symboli Rudolf, Super Creek, Mejiro McQueen, Rice Shower, Biwa Hayahide, Narita Brian, Mayano Top Gun, Matikanefukukitaru, Seiun Sky, Narita Top Road, Air Shakur, Manhattan Cafe, Hishi Miracle, Deep Impact, Orfevre, Gold Ship, Epiphaneia, Kitasan Black, Satono Diamond, Kiseki, Contrail, TitleholderNotable Umamusume Past Triple Crown Winners>Mr. C.B, Symboli Rudolf, Narita Brian, Deep Impact, Orfevre, Contrail
>>3111714Why is grass like that
>>3111927Umm did you already forget our goddess and saviour Belno Light?
>>3111914
>>3111898Y? Y are you Legend!?
>>3111929WUVCEN MY HERO
>>3111925Checking the Haku my 100 race WR in this lobby ranges from the low 20s to the high 40s. This really is a meme CM
>>3111927belno: am i a joke to you?
>>3111926Because JOBshin got too cocky, again.
>>3111937I really should finish that followup edit i was making with TaiSHIT and Super Buuguri
>>3111898AND BURGERONETTE BAKUSHINS TO THE END>Bakushin grandspawn>Monroe Walk (????) great-grandspawn
>>3111931>>3111936is that really what she does further on in the manga besides being oguri's friend
>>3111936>>3111931We all know why she really took that job though.
what is this ace attorney ass music
>>3111938>BuugiriDo it, that sounds kino
Wuvcen stream doko? Can't find one on the usual green platform
>>3111928refresh the page>>3111929Danon HistoryI believe in the rise of a VILLIAN to defeat the triple crown hopeful.
>>3111929I NEED A HERO
>>3111947Werks on my machine
>>3111925COME ON /V/MA SHOW ME YOUR MOTIVATION!!!!920610419206104192061041Last>>3111935Yeah, this CM is a bit of a clownshow. I don't take it too seriously. You can only mitigate so much.
>>3111947usual site works
>>3111944no, jo is for oguri. belno is for musaka
>>3111944Damn. Is it super hot? Why are they sweating?
>>3111947kick.com/b01doghos
>>3111929>WUVCEN GATE 8>GOING TO SKY GATE 9>DANON HISTORY GATE 10TIME FOR CINEMA
>>3111954Actual enlightened being.
Are horses able to differentiate between races depending on the contextDoes Lovcen gather that each big race he enters has gotten progressively more important A horse cant get nervous about fucking something up can he?
>>3111926The fatso trainers are the harbingers of the apocalypse. With her fourth reign, World War 3 begins. With her fifth, aliens will anally probe all of /v/mapyoi. With her sixth, Hell will conquer all of creation and force every single trainer into an eternal MANT career and be subject to all the shit they made their umas do. MANT Juice, anklets, constant racing, the works.
>>3111959While horses are not sapient and can't understand the larger contexts. They do understand and pick up emotions, so to an extent yeah.
>>3111951>>3111953>>3111956Thanks, he wasn't showing up on any searches. I really oughta bookmark it or something.
>>3111960>With her fifth, aliens will anally probe all of /v/mapyoi
10 BINGS!!!
>>3111959>A horse cant get nervous about fucking something up can he?Can pick up the nerves from the staff
>>3111960Theres only one uma that can save us all. One that can CHANGE THE FUTURE
>>3111961So the horse looks at his owner and his trainer and can notice them being more tense and then even his jockey (if he gets ridden by that jockey often) gets tense so the horse gets tense?
Oguri ate my clubmate....
>>3111970He probably didn't get the memo it's safe to log in today
LETS GO WUV-CEN.
GO GO WUV CHEN
WHY AM I SO NERVOUS I DON'T EVEN HAVE MONEY ON THE LINE
Lets hope WUVcen has some huge tits.
>all of these people cheering on wuvcenHe's going to lose isn't he?
>>3111909actual dead heat
>>3111952Looks like /v/ictory is mine tonightThanks for coming my rivals! Give your energy to WUVcen.
>>3111977Kino
>>3111975WUVCEN IS A FATTY
>>3111978Thank you for hosting.
>>3111978Damn neigha, leave some wins for the rest of us
>5 BINGS
Triple crowns aren't real, it's not gonna happen.
WUVcen or KWABcen....call it
>tfw cant post from a vpn exiting from japan without getting rangebanned by 4chins
Its going to happen TONIGHT
>>3111987A real hero chooses.
TIME FOR THE MOST EXCITINY TIME OF THE WEEK, LOCK IN FUCK NEIGHASWHO YOU GOT?
>>3111988Open youtube in a different browser if you have split tunneling
OLD MAN TAKE IS GONNA CRUSH THE TRIPLE CROWN AND STEAL LEMEME'S 4TH KIKUKA SHO
>>3111993LETS GO LUV CHEN
>>3111993CAM ON LOVCEN
WUVCEN NEEDS YOUR EMERGY GO GO GO GO GO GO
>>3111994testoh i didnt realize this thingy could split like that
>>3111993>how many of these umas even won the kikuka sho
Less than FIVE
>>3111993Where are the odds for the other horses?
Who spattered cum all over Wuvcen?
WHERE'S THE SOUND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>3111993ANYONE BUT LOVCEN
Why no sound
SOUND?
>>3112001
>>3111993Any horse that denies wuvcen his crown would be irredeemably evil and unforgiveable
OGURI ATE THE SOUND
>>3112002
sound doko
>>3112004Drying sweat looks like that on some horses.
>>3111993>derby umas picrelbad omen
SOMEONE POST THE HOPEFUL WUVCEN IMAGE
RICE MENTIONED
>>3112003ALSO RICE SHOWER MENTION
They are really hyping him up
>Rice Shower mentionedUHHHHHHHH BROS????
holy FUARK
>>3112018
DAGA SHIKASHI
Kaiji ahh announcer was hype as fuck
>>3112021What the fuck this is seriously lopsided towards TWO horses. I'm gonna say Danon History pulls it off. The odds are horrible on every other horse lol
LEAVE /V/MA TO ME.
ENTER
DAMN HE'S RUNNING FAST
>PS2 horse
CAMON WUVCEN
THE NIPHAS BEEN RAISED
CAM ON WUVCEN
THE NIP HAS BEEN RAISED
DONT DO IT RICE
REMEMBER>SPRING TRIPLE CROWN DENIED>DIRT TRIPLE CROWN DENIEDWILL THIS BE THE THIRD DENIED TRIPLE CROWN?
OUR HEROES
ANONYOUR ALARM CLOCKWAKE THE FUCK UPPPPPPP
>>3111969Yes.Additionally, they seem to know if they win. Symboli Rudolf, a usually very composed horse, was known for throwing fits whenever they lost.>>3111929I think I'll just stick to Lovcen, with Shonan Gulf as a fun backup. Their name is funny.
CAM ON WUVCEN. YOU CAN DO THIS
>latestart
WHICH ONE IS LUVCEN?
>Late Start
LOVECEN LATE START
LATE START FOR WUVCENUH OH
>positioning blob
WTF IS THAT START
HOLY RUNAWAY
Holy Runaway
BAD START, A RUNAWAY. WTF IS THIS RACE
Runaway habbening
EEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEXY LADY
TWIN TURBO GO
RUNAWAYGODS
Lovecen and end closer?
>>3112047The one that's blinking on the radar, neigha
ITS DOBER
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT IN FRONT
GLORY TO THE KING FOR COMMITTING TO A RUNAWAY EVEN IF THEY DON'T WIN
Runaway are so kino to look at UNLIKE FRONTS
>My CM finals.
HERE COMES THE HORDE
THEY ARE BROCKING HIS ACCELS
IT'S OVER
WUVCEN SQUISHED
IT'S FUCKING OVER
BLOCKEDBLOCKEDBLOCKEDBLOCKED
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KWABCEN
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
lol.69
A FUCKING KTIALING
LOVEBROS...... IT'S OVER......
Brocked into oblivion
WHEN YOU'RE BROCKEDYOU'RE BROCKED
WHEN YOU ARE BROCKEDYOUAREBROCKED
looked like he dieded
UNLUCKY KWABCEN!! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!
Lovcen couldn't make it. Neither did Danon though. Congrats to Going to the Sky and second place Basse Terre!
Damn those Kita genes really did their best.
KEK WHAT A BITCH>KEK WHAT A BITCHKEK WHAT A BITCH>KEK WHAT A BITCHKEK WHAT A BITCH>KEK WHAT A BITCHKEK WHAT A BITCH>KEK WHAT A BITCHKEK WHAT A BITCH>KEK WHAT A BITCHKEK WHAT A BITCH>KEK WHAT A BITCH
OF COURSE IT'S TAKE
BROCKED
Did he gas?
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
Basse Terre my hero... Rest today.
>>3111929AND OLD MAN TAKE DENIES LOVCEN THE TRIPLE CROWN, DENIES LEMEME HIS 4TH KIKUKA SHO!
THIS IS ALL RICE'S FAULT
fuck this shit I'm going back to sleep hope you die shitcen
>>>>>>>>>>>
Ojisan still had it.
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GOING TO SKY TAKES HIS REVENGE FOR THE OTHER TWO CROWNS
>>3112093Got completely cut off by two other horses and lost stride
who the fuck was the oonige
>>3111995(You) are WINNER!
dang
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
Our lovable losers for this race are, in order of 18th to 16th,>Shonan GulfHuzzah! The one I picked!>Ask EdinburghGuess he forgot to ask Edinburgh for some advice.>Narita EsperanzaOf course it's a Narita.
takewinslol
lmao faggotsYour precious horses will never succeed
I'M GOING TO SKY
Why are you niggas spamming about being blocked? Lovcen couldn't spurt for shit and just got passed by literally everyone.
>Super Creek's jockey steals the Kikuka ShoKEK
>>3112106King Glory
im actually pretty happy he jobbed since i missed his derby win and wasn't too happy about it
>>3112096to be fair, a LOT of horses denied lovecen and lememe. He fucking threw with a terrible start, tried to run the outside on the 2nd lap corners and couldn't get ahead.
>WUVcen>Actually not WUVed
Told you that neigha wasn't built for long races lmao
>>3112117Crab ass neigha
>>311210613th gate, 13th favorite
>medium merchantOH NO NO NO NO
IS THIS YOUR HERO?????
THAT'S MY GRAM GRAM!
Rip. This was truly the year of the Double Crowns.
>>3112113KEK
REENACTMENT NOW
>>3111929HONORABLE MENTION TO KING GLORY FOR THAT OONIGE PERFORMANCE HOLY FUCKING SHIT
FUCK FRONT RUNNERS FUCK YOU SILENCE SUZUKA
>late start>no procs>meme ooniger fucking up the pace>brockedWuvcen got the pure, unfiltered CM experience
>>3112119
BIG MAN TAKE ON THE BIG SCREEN
JOBCEN KWABCEN SHITCEN LELSEN FAGSEN
>>3112126>It's not over yet, Snake...
now I'm fucking sadI should've gotten drunk for this
>NOT SO FAST
>lememe lostThe french will not be happy about this.
remake your aces
All jokes aside this shows that horses that win the triple crown are the real fucking deal
>>3112118Late start destroyed him
>Enemies can deal critical hits.
SUPER CREEK MENTIONED
>>3112130Ooniges are unironically the single most kino running style in the history of horse racing.Katsuragi Ace did it.Tap Dance City did it.Secretariat did it and got one of the best photos in the history of horse racing.
RE-ENACTMENT TIME722601137226011372260113
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GATE SAMA
I'm going to SkyI'm going to SkyI'm going to SkyI'm going to SkyI'm going to SkyI'm going to Sky-100 SEN
So he said he was gonna stop Lovcen's triple crown run and he actually did it the absolute madman
Luvcen gassed too, looks like he's not built for longs.
>*ENTERS*
>>3112135ALL IN ON TEAM ROCKET'S BOSS
Is Going to Sky a VILLAIN?
>>3112150Runaway fucked up the pace and running the outside after late start
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH METWO NOTHING WRONG WITH METHREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>OH FUCK THERE'S STILL RACESNIIGATA 1200 DIRT 3YO+ ALW (1 WIN)PICK YOUR UMA!
>>3112156fake villain like Creek
Why do we have to deal with ONIGGERS IN REAL LIFE TOO
>>3112160>THERE'S STILL RACESBe Glad.
>WUVCEN GOT IT IN THE BAG BOYS
>2nd to lastFraud isn't a strong enough word.
>>3112160Sunrise Break
K W A B
>>3112165>Run in the Arima Kinen
>>3112158A fast pace favors backliners in real racing
>*JOBS*
>>3112140Yes, people talk about weak generations and "if this horse and that horse wasn't sick for one race.". The whole point is that it takes an exceptional horse to win at various distances and you have to be sturdy enough to stay healthy. Yes Teio/Duramente etc. were very strong racers but you don't become a triple crown with glass legs.
oonige is so kino, it looked so exciting I was cheering for him till the last minute
It has never been more dober, mass seppuku in the middle of the /v/mapyoi club room now
>runaway on Kikuka Sho that you have no chance to win and mess up the paceabsolutely devilish
67 JAPANESE OJISAN WON 8523370 YEN>$54,336 USD
Of the four horses wuvcen actually beat, one of them was the ooniger that died
GIVE ME FREEDOMGIVE ME FIREGIVE ME MEDIUMOR I RETIRE
Is WUVcen the potential man of uma musume?
>>3112135Giovanni.They seem trustworthy!
>>3112169Yeah, but also gasses people since they don't just run their race if they panic
Lovcen>Medium A Long G
In a way its better that WUVcen lost cuz now the thread is funny as fuck
>>3112177wuvcen got >latestarted>brocked>ran on the outside>BROCKEDIt's just dober at that point
Why didn't he mutate to Long A? Is he fucking stupid?
>>3112180>falco bowling.gif
REMINDER: YUTAKA TAKE WAS THE JOCKEY OF>MEISHO TABARU DURING THE TAKARAZUKA KINEN>GOING TO SKY DURING THE KIKUKA SHOTRULY THE FINAL BOSS OF JAPANESE HORSE RACING
>Run in the Kikuka Sho
>>3112156Not yet. He needs to keep denying Lovcen triple crowns for the rest of his career and job at everything else.
Why didn't he simply proc maestro?
>>31121461 MORE SPOT NEIGHAS
I don't care about wuvcen I feel sad that a Kitaling just lost by a nose
>>3112194I DONT HAVE ANYTHING THAT CAN RUN 3000 IN GL ARE YOU CRAZY.
>neighgas thought they'd get to see a triple crown on their first keiba season
How does the old man do it 40 years later?
>>3112179probably not, he was pretty impressive in his other races and he still should have a few more years in his careeralso in what world is 3 g1 wins in one year potentialman shit
JOBcen needs to put my fries in the bag asap.
>>3112135>Kosmo Kuranda>Jun Blossom>Tagano Dude>Ho O Biscuitsall the damn time
>he didn't invest in going to skyI've been tapped in since day 1 fuck neighas.
Okay but why didn't he clock the race?
>>3112204AND Elton Barrows..
>>3112160>>3112163BE GLAD MAKES A FINAL PUSH ON THE MUD!
You know who would've TANKED this?
>>3112206Who says he didnt? you are just left behind in this doomed timeline
>>3111756But you finished it, good job!
>>3112145Didn't Secretariant actually oonige entirely on accident there
>>3112210>Oguri reignMakes sense, SHE ATE THE FUCKING G1 WIN
>>3112199I think he still has a shot at the Arima Kinen, its clear 3000m may be too much but i think he can about do it at 2500m, he's already proven in Nakayama.>>3112204Dont forget Seiun Hades and Shake Your Heart, these boomers have been making an effort to shine this year.
>>3112208>epiphaneia spawn>deep impact grand-spawn>bakushin great grand-spawn
>>3112213WHEN WILL HER HUNGER END.
>>3112209Yeah she would've gotten 13th instead of 14th.
>>3112208Be Glad has pulse
>>3112213Maybe stop electing Oguri Cap. Have you guys considered that?
>NEXT RACETOKYO 1600 DIRT 3YO+ ALW (1 WIN)PICK YOUR UMA!
>>3112209>long f
>>3112223Someone like (You)
>>3112223Sulfur is all that's around no, hellfire and brimstone too
>>3112146STARTING!
>>3112223Imagine placement doesn't place
>>3112223Blessed Nile
>>3112223I think I need a good ole fashioned Huggins
>>3112223You know that I could use somebodyYou know that I could use somebodySomeone like you
>>3112230CHANGE THE FUTURE BARBIN.
>>3112223>Bimbara
>>3112230Betting 60 (you)s on creek
>Oguri a pale horse is elected>Everything goes to shit>And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
OUR HEROES ENTER THEIR GATES!
Man, in hindsight im so glad I didn't bet 500 bucks like i wanted to do
I MISSED IT BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING DST SWITCH FUCK THIS NIGGER SYSTEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3112243AIEEEEEEEE AN OONIGE
>>3112223SOMEONE LIKE YOU
>>3112246Anon.....
>>3112197Speaking of, it feels like this has been a pretty good year to start getting into keiba>KINO spring triple crown attempt leading up to the Croix vs. Tabaru showdown at Takarazuka>KINO tiara races>Lovcen's attempt at the triple crownI haven't even been paying THAT much attention to most of the keibaposting, but I've still gotten kind of invested in a few of these horses and will definitely be on the lookout for their next races. Fun times
>>3112247ENTERING THE BACKSTRETCH
>>3112246RIP.
>>3112246but isnt that next week?
ONLY ONE UMA CAN SAVE KEIBA IT IS YOUR DUTY TO SUPPORT HER.
>>3112253It happened this night for me.
>>3112251
>>3112251AND THE ASSASSIN STRIKES BACK!
>>3112259CameraCHAD is a hero
>>3112259ASTERdanchou gets to see this every night.....so lucky.
This nigger scenario is going to fuck me I already know Light Whore is going to be useless.
>>3112260it fits the theme of the night. It truly was a reenactment.
>>3112260>the embodiment of cucking wins takes the win.This shit was cursed.
what did he mean by this
>>3112260fucking hellhttps://litter.catbox.moe/1echn3rs72ij4bqd.mp4
>>3112223>placement 4thAND TAISEI JADE HOLDS THE LEAD!>spawn of Crazy Accel>Bakushin great-grandspawn
>>3112260>the villian winswowzers...
>>3112260TRUTH IS THE GAME WAS RIGGED FROM THE START
>>3112263Typical such a useless fucking card may as well not bring her.
>>3112260BASED BASED BASED
>>3112260>Games with great ludonarratives
>>3112266
>>3112260Of course rice NIGGER is behind this.
>You will NEVER EVER see a triple crown winner in your lifetime
DOOMDEITYS HOW WE FEELING?
>>3112260https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=D73ivZMjbbV5hGjQpdU39d7A
>>3112260https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=YRusVoobo5Q-o2KNQikQVEbZLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
Good night to everyone EXCEPT Rice
>>3112268Someone even brought a debuffer
>>3112260KILL RICEPOSTERS
>>3112280FUCKING GREAT, AS ALWAYS.
>>3112260https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=QrQfwrMz5wJXwBFOhpiJbVl3Almost everyone died...
>>3112280WE WON AGAIN
THE GOAT
>>3112266It was over before it began
>>3112266You never go full Golshi
>>3112266>Game has a confusion status effect.
>>3112289I blame the cheeky nature
Man that was fun but now I'm pumped. Whos up for rooms?
I stood in line for 6 hours with my fellow umadachis to spend $175 on a shirt, a poster, a keychain, and a happi.AMA.
>>3112300Why didn't you spend $900 like some of the other dachis?
>LAST RACE OF THE NIGHTKYOTO 1400 DIRT SAGANO TOKUBETSUPICK YOUR UMA!
>>3112300show happi
>>3112296Not going to join fun rooms anymore unless the host explicitly bans debuffers
BRING ME KEKCEN
The fuck kind of name is lovcen anyways? I'm glad he lost.
>>3112303superjock
>is take a HERO or a VILLAIN
>>3112308>Steals your plat
>>3112312Main character energy
>>3112301I'm a broke ass bitch.>>3112304man I JUST folded it and this shit's a bitch to fold nicely.
Finally some good fucking thing
THE NOMINATED FOREIGN HORSES FOR THE JAPAN CUP
>>3112289stuff like this makes me wonder how ridiculous that longslop MANT CM would look like in GL with 564 murmur available
>>3112316who is this again?
>>3112266How much yen evaporated from the pools when this happened?
>>3112317>Chilean TeioRare. Also so many potatoes.
Turbo Sprint or Concentration for Zephyr?
>>3112318I think it would've been extremely funny
>>3112324How much accel you got? I lean concentration
>>3112317My money's on Birdman. Born Irish, Raised Aussey, that things gotta piss whisky and crap scorpions.
>>3112303AND AMBITIOUS YOSHINO SURGES FROM THE OUTSIDE>deep impact grandspawn>spechud grandspawn
>>3112303Winner made that look too easy
>>3112324What other skills do you have?
>>3112319Wonder Accurate
>>3112325You're a big uma.
>>3112317Ganbare Teao
>>3112334Who's that in the middle
>>3112318What was Cygames even thinking with 564?>They weren't thinking at allImagine how broken Chronos inherit would be if they did the exact same
>>3112339Azuma. Very, VERY newma.https://umamusu.wiki/Azuma
>get a hint for no looking back>read it as "not looking good" for a moment
THE ENDING OF THE KIKUKA SHO
>>3112341>shrine maidenIs there any used good Uma?
>>3112350King halo's mom
Hokko's sweet, tarty juice
New scenario pal for the one starting tomorrow>Name: Azuma (吾妻)>CV: Kotono Mitsuishi (三石琴乃)>A shrine maiden (miko) who presides over the Horse-Year Grand Festival of Swift Steeds (Goshiki Shundaisai), held once every twelve years. She is deeply knowledgeable about ancient history, and it is whispered that she knows things regarding the history of Umamusume and humans that no one else does. With deep reverence, everyone respectfully addresses and admires her as "Lady Azuma" (Azuma-sama). Exactly how long she has served as a shrine maiden is unknown. Her wish is for the bond between Umamusume and humans to endure for eternity.
>>3112334
Holy low roll
>>3112340They thought they would enable funny meme builds like Goldshi proccing Top Runner
>>3112354wait>Misato Katsuragi>Sailor Moon
luvcen's jockey...
>>3112357holy whale deck
>>3112357I'm not even a whale and I've done better than that
>>3112355>>3112354>>3112334>Fengshui bullshit scenario
>>3112339OC based on an Arabian mare who's dam was brought from France in the 1800s.
>>3112266An anon asked if horses can get nervous, if Wuvcen know just how important THIS race is. It seems like he did, as if he could feel the pressure on him
>>3112362He hates it.
I'm excited to see the new American horse racing championship series next year. The triple crown in America needed to be phased out.
>>3112368Horses don't understand things like triple crown. Most likely don't even have the concept of what a race is or what they're doing beyond the ape on their back whipping them to go faster.What they can sense is the feelings of the other horses and jockeys around them, to day nothing about the tens of thousands of people in the stands making noise.
>>3112363>>3112365>WhaleI simply use the resources available to me for one, second it’s not even that hard to have these all MLB if you planned your pulls out.>I've done better than thatSame, what’s your point?
>>3112357Why would you even continue the run when you were so behind on speed?
the runaway made this so much more kino than it had any right to
>When Kitasan Black won Kikuka Sho he started in pacer position then slid all the way back to a betweener/late surger position and still won anyway>Did something similar again in Tenno Sho Autumn in his final yearhuh
>>3112374>What they can sense is the feelings of the other horses and jockeys around them, to day nothing about the tens of thousands of people in the stands making noise.That's more what I mean. The subtle cues of his trainers leading up to the race, them acting more nervous making HIM nervous, and as you said the noise of the crowd being louder than usual. An anticipation, he could likely sense it. Not that he knows what the triple crown is, but that THIS race mattered more than the others, and that pressure in the air caused him to choke at the start.
>>3112377king glory actually did win a long race while oonige-ing
>>31123843rd fastest last 600m as Oonige is some Silence Suzuka-shit.
>>3112376It’s a run I did on break at work so I don’t have time to start again anyway.
>>3112374>Most likely don't even have the concept of what a race isI mean maybe some horses, but I feel like most horses do understand what a race is. Perhaps not the abstract concept we have, but something along the lines of "we are running together and there is a point in space we want to reach first." And it's not just because the furless weirdo is whipping them either, because TM Opera O infamously won with the jockey basically just letting them decide when to surge.
Is kita the core unit between the new umas?
>>3112392>TM Opera O infamously won with the jockey basically just letting them decide when to surge.Wasn't it Rudolf who did this
>GOING TO SKY CONFIRMED FOR STAYERS STAKES
>>3112392Yeah and then you have the Daiwas of the world who are so fucking stupid they could barely teach her anything and the only strategy available was "fuck it let her run front"
>CM practice>18 Uma room>SS+ or belowWhat is even the point?
>>3112400People do that to filter debuffers
Hmmm....you are right hokko, its not looking good at all.
>>3112397Opera was left to it, Rudolf actively ignored his jockey's cue
Why do whales get mad when called out?
>>3112326>>3112332Looking to get Sprinting Gear + Head-On + Plancha + Budding
>>3112397Rudolf refused the whip and surged at his own decision and won, this was the Derby. Opera O's Arima Kinen he was completely blocked and the jockey basically gave up, the horse found the gap and surged himself.
>>3112404KEK
>>3112397I'm not sure if Symboli Rudolf did or not. Rudolf threw tantrums after losing though.Ryuji Wada, jockey of TM Opera O, went on record stating he basically provided no cues(and is on-footage never using the whip,) meaning TM Opera O basically figured out the race by themselves.>>3112399Pretty much lol
>>3112408Yeah thats good. Get concentration.
>>3112392I may be confusing her with another but iirc Kitasan famously raced vs the horses in the neightboring pens of his own accord. The farm managers put her near fat horses so they would be goaded into racing him and stay in shape. That isn't trainer taught, it's just a natural unconscious understanding of and enjoyment of racing.
>>3112414Oh yeah it was Kitasan Black.They wanted Kitasan to bulk up but he kept trying to race so he never did gain body fat.
>>3112403Brother it’s BELOW SS+ not above. You aren’t filtering debuffers.
>>3112414That's not racing, Kitasan just really likes to run. Compared to some fatties like Mihono Bourbon who don't exercise in retirement.
>>3112414Kitasan Black is an exceptionally strong horse. Physically, he has no flaws like a protagonist in a story. He loves to challenge other horses to a race, much like cats playfully hunting each other.
>>3112392Leading the pack is a natural boss horse behavior, part of the reason strong racers tend to have dominant personalities
>>3112417So why did Kitasan Black keep inciting the other retired horses to run against him then?
>>3112317>burger horsesAtitlan has zero G1 wins but multiple G2 wins, while Far Bridge has three G1 wins (2023 Belmont Derby, 2024 Sword Dancer Stakes, 2024 Joe Hirsch Turf Classic) and recently finished 2nd at the 2026 Joe Hirsch Turf Classic.>other horsesCalandagan needs no introduction. The world's best racehorse last year, and the winner of the 2025 Japan Cup among numerous other G1 wins across the world. The sole German horse in the list, Goliath, is also a multiple G1 winner and did participate in the 2024 Japan Cup with a 6th place finish.Aeliana, the sole kiwi horse, has two G1 wins earlier this year, both being a week apart from each other. She also has a win at the G1 2024 Australian Derby.Treasurethe Moment, the sole Aussie horse, had a couple of big winstreaks in 2024 and 2025 including 4 G1 wins, but she hasn't been performing that well for most of 2026.Teao, the Chilean invite, is pretty accomplished. Current horse of the year for Chile, he has 6 G1 victories within his own country and is likely to actually accept the invite for this year's Japan Cup as a way to debut into the international racing scene after being unable to race in Santa Anita earlier this year.
>>3112317>>3112424That's the list for nominated horses, in practice maybe a couple of these will actually show up for the race.
more like KWABcen
>>3112416they are trafficking umas I tell you, they want you to think it's for practice, but who the fuck brings SS+ or below to GL CMs? very suspicious.
>>3112414running and racing is not the same thing
the fact that this was the official poster for the kikuka sho this year
>>3112421because animals like to play around with each other? are you retarded?
>>3112357>Actually won a publicSprints are such a joke kek
>>3112431Yeah, but it's a little difficult to see it as anything other than racing when:A) They would specifically incite the other horses in the neighboring pasture to run alongside themB) They actually had emotional responses for whether they finished first or second
>>3112433Even creek looks so young here
>>3112395
>>3112436neigha you can appreciate horse racing without treating the horses as if they were more intelligent than they really are.
>>3112434I mean yeah. My position is that they're racing each other. That's a type of recreation for them. "They just like to run" wouldn't need a partner, but racing absolutely does. Plus, again, the other horses would get frustrated if they lost too many times.>>3112442I mean... okay? I can absolutely do that. However, having actually worked with horses when I was younger, they may be stupid but they're not THAT stupid. Why is this even a sticking point for you anyways?
>>3112440>summons the rain for the Takarazuka Kinen>keeps it away for the Kikuka Showtf Take was the druid all along???
>>3112450Lememe's been leaking state secrets.
>>3112449Because racing has very different connotations in this context then partner running which is a better descriptor for this behavior
>>3112433When will Super Creek be competitive for LongWhen will Creek be competitive period
GOD DAMN IT I FELL ASLEEP WITHOUT AN ALARM AND MISSED IT, THIS IS SUCH A DOGSHIT SCHEDULE FOR YUROS
robuchen...
>>3112454Agree to disagree. This is wasting both of our times.Hope you enjoyed the horses anyways.
>>3112457
>>3112456>Mummy Creek's ult is good only on sprints and some miles>has base aptitude G in bothI will never understand cygays.
>>3112452>>3112450He learned from the best
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Going to Sky, we can blame Old Man Take, we can blame the late start, we can blame the rain conditions, we can praise Lovcen's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Skills, stats you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in the JRA and tra/v/en academy, but MASSIVE rainbow trainings are desperately needed right fucking now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next year, or ever getting another Classic Triple Crowwn. Not racing like this. What do you think, /jraug/? Are you #JapIN or #JapOUT?Some helpful links to numb the pain:https://www.instagram.com/yutaka_take1987/https://jlingz.comhttps://www.youtube.com/@UMAMUSUME_officialhttps://www.nhs.jp/conditions/suicide/
>>3112460Fuck you man I missed every G1 this year except L'Arc, why do Americans have it so easy? It's not fair
>>3112462i can't wait to see what the two of them have planned for the Shrine Maiden scenario ad
>>3112461is ninja creek any good?
>>3112464The fuck do you mean "easy?" That race was at 11:40 PM PDT-for less than half the country, that race was at a "reasonable" hour, and even then, people mostly would've been asleep by then.
>>3112456Ninja creek suffers from having a heal recovery, though it's at least also a 6 second .25 midrace unique on mediums and longs, but she's got a good kit looking at her golds and evos.
>>3112456>>3112473Ninja Creek is getting some new evos for the upcoming Kikuka Sho LoH
>>3112473>Native Beast Modewhaaahow does this alt stack up against Blaze Brian
Yanko and CDN will both job next week btw
>>3112478Digitan wouldn't say that..
>>3112476Blaze's unique is 5 second .55, and Blaze's evolution to Beast Mode increases the accel to .5 while Creek's makes it much more forgiving with a 15m instead of the 10m so you don't get cucked as much by a Runaway or strong Front. Brian is better, but Creek is at least usable.
I keep missing G1s god fucking damn it I hate my life
>slept through the race award
Is there some way to link an international timestamp or some shit that changes depending on the location of the person looking at the text kinda like discord
>>3112355Can't wait for one with a full serifot training chart
>>3112490>spoilerNeigha how hard is it to just translate one time zone to another
>>3112490Not natively supported on 4chan, though I'm sure you could AI slop up something that you slot into 4chanX if both parties are using the addon
>>3112492zumas can't do shit for themselves
>>3112490nigger just remember your UTC
I'm no longer asking, you're going to Tomakomai NOW.
>>3112490Every JRA G1 in Japan happens at the exact same time, only way you miss it a dozen times in a row is if you don't careYou should already have set up that widget on your phone that compares your current timezone to Japan's anyway
>>3112500I promise to visit the moment I'm allowed to log in again.
I keep missing them because I sleep through them, I can't control my body
>>3112490what, like one of those countdown sites or
hokko's tits are too big
>>3112510No one says this.
>>3112509Discord has a feature where you can feed it a Unix timestamp and it'll spit out a couple of options, including a countdown ("in X hours") or a localized timestamp.
>>3112510I say this
>>3112500I WILL NOT EAT THE TOMATO PIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXgIOv37DJU
>>3112471She comes with Beast mode and unstoppable but her unique looks a bit mid
>>3112516Does der/v/ look like that?
>>3112521AI is good
>>3112523I do wonder if umamusume would've been more popular with horse-sized girls.
>>3112524It's bouncesloppa not AI
>>3112522Yes. He infiltrated der/v/emian grove and uncovered all the sick shit these bastards are up to.
Sooo what did I miss? Anything fun?
running 2 speed - 1 guts - 2 wit is so ass
>>3112521Did this fag actually do uma lewd or is it AI?
>>3112532Kikuka sho happened
>remembered flatlining event >check the thread if I can log in now or wait till tomorrow >backread some of the recent threads>around 70% of previous threads are about arguments when to log in>with some rooms here and there >the answer I'm looking for is literally only in one thread, the previous thread during banner reset You neighas go crazy over the most simple and little thing. I didn't think you neighas would even care enough to set reminders when will it be over or not since we could just check the thread during banner reset or reset later.
>>3112540I kept pointing to my own pulls repeatedly as proof it was safe to log in. We had shitposters.
>>3112540It started as a show of good faith and it ended with actual schizos editing the websites and OP just to fuck with people, a complete disaster by a few bad actors
>>3112536He's on /vg/ right now go ask him
How badly can a honse be rattled if you train him to front run but suddenly got stuffed in the back from a late start? Because eventually Lovcen actually ended up back in a pace chaser position by the final corner but ended up gassed to hell in early in the final stretch anyway
just glued a triple pace-turf-sprint S run due to 30% FB at senior summer
>>3112545I thought he browsed BEEma
>>3112553A lot of our anons dogpiled or hated when he showed himself here. Do you think he'll post another one here
>>3112521sexoo
>>3112553He's probably not mentally ill enough to care about general wars so he browses both
>>3112549just luckshit triple-double rainbows for the rest of the turns and you'll be fine
>>3112554They didn't? He dropped some Taiki art and it was generally appreciated
>>3112563the run's gone...
>>3112565It was during the time he posted another Hokko animation. Thread became "praise AnnaAnon" vs "fuck your e-celeb"
>>3112565It was a Hokko animation and people did have a multi thread melty about it
>>3112569>people did have a multi thread melty about itThe fuck? That's dumb. Tits are nice.
>>3112525>I do wonder if umamusume would've been more popular>more popularhow fucking greedy can you be, uma's way more popular than anyone expected it to be.if you made them giant women, if anything it would have been less popular.
>>3112569I think you are exaggerating but eh, a shame either way
>>3112525
>>3112540>you neighasYou mean a handful of schizos intentionally tried to screw everyone over. Now they've fucked off because the fun is over. I tried my hardest to dispel gaslights. I tried not to make a big deal out of it and let flatliners flatline in peace, but schizos fanned the flames regardless and made things more complicated than they needed to be. It's over now, and there's not gonna be split free rolls like that again, so we can put that behind us.
>>3112571Why does this have to be about greed? I'm just asking a simple question of whether or not Umamusume would be more(based on the absolute ridiculousness of Lady Dimitrescu's popularity,) as(no real change,) or less popular(centaurs wouldn't have made Umamusume popular, there's a totally valid chance people don't want horse-sized girls either.) What part of this about greedy???
/v/ma was abandoned because we failed to get yeppers a crown
>>3112572I mean there were people seething about bounceslop and there were people complaining about e-celeb worship. And I think it lasted for 2 threads. It wasn't as bad as the flatlining autism 2 days ago but I'd still say multi thread melty is fair
>>3112580Nigga Lady Dimitrescu is a horror character in an extremely popular franchise. I'm telling you straight up giant umas would have pushed it too far into "weird" territory. Uma has been MASSIVELY popular in the west, I can't imagine any kind of design change you could have made that would have made it more popular. Making them giantess sized is not the way to go, that only appeals to a niche group of fetishists and would turn off most normal people.
>>3112587A shame, more OC is always good
>>3112586>/v/ma was abandonedNo it wasn't retard
>>3112591>horror characterYeah that's not how most people treated her online and we both know it. Even the people who didn't have the fetish for it did not find her horrifying in the slightest.>giant umas would've pushed too far into the "weird" territoryYeah, that makes sense I suppose. Umamusume is treading a very unusual line here anyways.>>3112576Yeah, Gold Ship would if she was tall enough for it.
>>3112569>arm in the the middle of FOVDoomguy is going to tomakomai
>>3112540It all started because of some anons that wouldn't shut up on putting the flatline reminder in the OP. It was very much unnecessary and it gave schizos idea to gaslight. All of that shit wouldn't happen if we had just left the OP format alone.
>>3112546Pretty badly I imagine, it completely screws with how they pace themselves
>>3112603I was a flatliner who wanted it because of my shit memory, but in retrospect, the behavior of a lot of the people who were pushing for it were acting weird. I'm not so sure that the push was all that organic beyond the initial suggestion.
>>3112594it's literally your fault specifically for not running bijin in the stakes
>>3112605i was the one that originally wanted it just because i was afraid that people would try to troll and get people to log in early, didn't expect bad actors to actually hijack the OP though
>>3112605The push probably came from whoever proposed the idea, mixed in with bad actors to flame it even more and others who wanted it for the flatliners. From there it devolved into pointing fingers at the anons who were against it. Then it got pushed through anyway, and the gaslighters found themselves a plaything.
>>3112540so, is it safe to log in ?
Some rooms perchance?
>>3112613It is
>>3112613Yes.
>>3112614buy a 3 sided die
JUST got 4chan-x working. Oh my god. This looks like shit.>>3112613Has been for a bit.
>>3112618>sprintbroken
Yay or Nay? What does the council say?
>>3112628GAMBLE
>>3112628Roll the dice. You need it anyway, looking at those stats
>>3112628That is a run ruiner.Neigh.
>>3112628looks dober if you don't
>>3112628>Senior Year Late SepYour stats are already bricked, might as well go for it
>>3112568Is she popular enough to be considered e-celeb?
>>3112620Just 4chan-x? I recomend you to also use Oneechan if you want more customizationhttps://github.com/KevinParnell/OneeChanDamn, last update was in 2024, but still works like a charm
>>3112569No I visit both threads. Just decided to post in that one.
>>3112636>>3112634>>3112633>>3112631>>3112630Oh well...
>>3112648Run's already dead so whatever
>>3112644I'll keep that in mind.I just wanted to make a plugin for handling the time stamps and figured there was a reason the Catbox script used 4chan-x as a base.>>3112648I TOLD YOU NEIGH NEIGHA
>>3112647That's cool, did you get her tho?
>>3112652Yes but at what cost?
>running pubs>Machan steals a win>check hakuraku win estimation>0% That's funny, I think that's the first time any of my aces got a 0
>>3112647Based, did you buff her or is her model like that?
>>3112650Yep. It is what it is.>>3112651I had to gamble because the run was shit anyway.
>>3112660She's really just that big.
>>3112662noooo I want dirt rooms
>>3112656Eh, could be worse, it took me 140 to get the Donkey and 200 for Machan...10 for Hokko tho, glory to cheeky tenners!
>>3112664God damn
She's a blatant liar
I'M STILL NOT GOING TO TOMAKOMAI GO AWAY
>>3112525Umamusume would be more popular if they wore contacts, let their hair down, and wore trendy clothes.
>>3111504I have newma fatigue
>>3112677
>>3112668I'm going back into the Ryan mines. I need better parents and more good borrows to be available i think. That or nash my head against the wall until i highroll.
>>3112677>>3112692What does she gain from faking her sizes tho?
>>3112682ころす。
>>3112685
>>3112704It's not suitable for an idol to have huge tits so she's listing wrong sizes.
>>3112719>>It's not suitable for an idol to have huge titsIs that true? Are they that homosexual?
>>3112685Is it really a newma if she released?
>>3112724If it's not GENWUN she's a newma!
>>3112723They get called smut if they have big breasts and drive the hall monitors (unicorns) crazy
Today I have learned that you need 4 techniques to go from the 7th to the 8th song during the first half of senior year
how bad of a time will i have with>3LB FM>3LB Festai know both of them have really good golds for this CM so idk if it's worth switching any of them to like wit Oguri borrow and then losing guts zephyr (on WCurren), i've been stuck at 1450-1050-1000 speed/pow/wit running 2-1-2
>extremely poor luck in support card rolling>have to spark for one copy more often than not>rarely roll for uma cause carat deficient>whenever I do, the disparity is noticeable>rickey>50 rolls>machan>10 rolls>narita brian>10 rolls>hokko>20 rolls>still have 100 uma ticketsWorst performer is Cafe from a eons ago, 170 rolls. However I gained a lot of new umas in the process, around 6. Good haul overall. But what about the 50 free rolls on NY kita & dia banner? Nothing.
>>3112733Speed Star has low duration and on this track the potential for speed carryover is low. Plus FM only has 35 spec prio. If you have ways to spend your SP I would try swapping FM out.
>>3112733using coal curren as anything other than a debuffer is a bad idea
>>3112730>unicornsgo back to your containment board
>>3112742this is an idol game you fucking retard
>>3112742You might want to look at the thread you're posting in, and umamusume's culture other than horse racing.
>>3112730>unicornswow that's a term i haven't seen since i left /vt/ 2 years ago
>>311176014/18!
> finally log in>get kita in 40>"oh well maybe I can spark dia">get her in the next 10uhh this isn't how it was supposed to go
>neighas see the term unicorn>they instantly relate it to /vt/I hate it.
>>3112763I had to look it up because I thought he was Barneyfag talking about mlp
>>3112763I thought they were talking about miniature horses
>>3112768>miniature horsesBased Steven
Heres the real unicorn.
>one month until the drunk slut is kill and billions of carats are thrown into the Ramonu furnacePost your stash and how confident you are about not being bricked!
>>3112781Hokko was merciful and I have still have over 60k.
>>3112781I need to pull VFujin and CB, although I have 1 free spark guaranteed on Ramonu
>>311278150k now plus 60 support tickets
Good morning, can I log in or should I wait for the daily reset to be safe?
>>3112800wait
>>3112800We've been able to log in since banner reset a bunch of us did our pulls last thread
So it happened again....
>>3112781Between the free rolls and crystals and some tickets, I could be at 0 carats right now and still get her MLB. But I have infinite times more than 0 so it's looking pretty good.
>>3112802>>3112803??? Why are you like this? Is someone trolling?
>>3112807Nothing bad can happen from waiting a bit more. not waiting can brick you
>>3112811There is literally video proof from neighas last thread, if you don't trust neighas, lightbirb did a video showing it
>>3112807Just wait. Only 4 hours more.
>>3112763
>do the 50 pulls>this is the only 3*I almost forgot how much I hate this game
>>3112822THERE SHE IS
at this point people are roleplaying. there is no way people STILL come in and ask if its safe, just for some to say its not safe.
Have some flatliners really not logged in yet or are these kinds of messages also trolling?
>>3112807https://litter.catbox.moe/ytvx95dit5rdsndc.mp4Here's my pulls from this morning. 5 free pulls, to prove it's safe.(The old link expired for some reason.)
>>3112826Some of our flatliners are probably playing it safe since example said 3PM UTC
>>3112822??? Who deleted my post?
>>3112830Meido
>>3112781I'll have about 5 sparks + 3 crystals when Ramonu arrive and MLB her in 2 sparks like all previous scenario banners. I'm confident because I got fucked hard when pulling 600 on kitasan banner and only got 1 kita so my luck is averaging
>>3112830stop spreading misinfo
>>3112832Oh right, "muh n-word"
Damn it I wanted Kitasan this is useless
>>3112848ewwww at least that's 60 starpieces you can convert into clovers
>>3111802Do they have a grappler or fighter class in Fate yet? They sending out Wonder Acute for another samurai larpfest and grandma Acute is a boxer more than anything. Curren, Yaeno, Golshi, Bono and El are in the same boat with regards to class.
>>3112848>>3112856That's not very Princely of you Neighgas
>>3112856No I won't do that, I am not that soulless, plus clovers are even more fucking useless>>3112861Sorry man, I just prefer Kitasan, Kawakami is just not for me
>>3112865Why do you need Kitasan?
>>3112878Because I like her?
Both of my tires got punctured by a fucking pothole and the internet here is shit I wanted to FUCKING ROLL, I flatline just for today AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tomakomai milk mmmm... oh gomen.
>>3112885falco, no...
>>3112882Because she's meta?
>>3112892I find her sexo as fuck is that enough for you?
>>3112886Hokko we must reverse the population decline of Tomakomai
>>3112889I am more worried if I'll lose the 100 rolls for kitasans by the time the reset happens, the guy is doing a patchjob on my tire so it SHOULD be good enough for me to drive home and look for two new tires tomorrow but still.
>>3112905You're safe. The original time we planned was even during the reset
>>3112899You have shit taste but you do you
>>3112908Ok
>>3112908nobody likes you or your ugly ass forehead wife Kawakami faggot
Was this the last Daiwa legend race?
>>3112917No need to say that (nta)
>>3112917Based
>>3112917Yeah he was being an asshole about it
Wuvcen for KWABOTY?
>>3112917Based, somebody had to say it
>>3112906I appreciate it anon, I'll just stay put while waiting for the tires then, doing a bunch of rolls will make up for the shitty morning.
Stop bullying
>>3112918Please?
>>3112936Yes!
>>3112936>-14:59 Oct 25 (UTC)yep
>>3112936nyes
Did Tachyon give Daiwa an aphrodisiac?
>>3112858Why is her face so blurry..? Fucking early PS3 as looking face graphic there.
>>3112946Ponytail SEX
>>3112922>>3112926>>3112927>>3112930
>>3112944A mother has to help her daughter get laid
>>3112949>Kawakami Princess flips off a supporter tooFury like none before.
Hokkaido umas and their cute accents
>>3112949>middle finger to the left>(i)'m on the right
>>3112939>>3112941>>3112940Ah damn, goodbye Shardino High
>>3112917https://youtu.be/7G_5ie0a01M?si=yhCZTp4jab6b_Mfz
tarumae dumpyy/n
>>3112960YES, I'm enjoying it
>>3112956
>>3112960only if you mean her ass
Oh no no no
>>3112972AIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>3112972>clubmate doxxes himself
Windy!>no subject OP
>>3112977will you kick him for pulling a d*rter
>>3112972They just give those shits away.
>>3112981I already bought them.
My funny valentine,Sweet comic valentine,You make me smile with my heart.Your looks are laughable,Unphotographable,Yet you're my favorite work of art.Is your figure less than Greek?Is your mouth a little weak?When you open it to speakAre you smart?But don't change your hair for me,Not if you care for me.Stay, little valentine, stay.Each day is Valentine's Day.
>>3112972x3 rewards tomorrow don't worry
>>3112982Buy more
On the scale of 1-10, how pissed you (you) be as a clibmate, if i requested Oka Sho Sashes?
>>31129889
>>3112988Just do it man I don't care
>>31129881.I did Tiara races exclusively during MANT so I have plenty to share.
>>3112988Oka Sho is piss easy
>>31129881. I wuv my clubmates and I have 700 of those.
>>3112807>Is someone trolling?Yes. In case you haven't noticed yet some /vg/niggers have turned this board into their personal toilet. Just to be clear it's safe now.
UMAYURU IS UP, /V/MAPYOI, /V/MA AND OY NEIGH APPEAR ON THIS ONEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FwDmrbvdVQ
>>3112830
>>3112997Except the flatlining was mixed of both. Confused neighas and /vg/. Some were calling out someone who pointed out that it's fine to log in during banner, and I doubt those are /vg/
>>3112988
>>3112988You will be doxxed
>>3112988wtf it's LITERALLY impossible to run out of Oka Sho sashes, what the fuck are you doing
Can time go faster I'm so close to having sex with my goat Digitan
>>3112997The obvious trolls were indeed /vg/, but the event itself was too confusing, and we ended up friendly firing those who were right all along. We were so set on logging in during the reset that we thought those who claimed it was fine to log in during banner reset were trolls.
>>3113003I get it because I don’t run mares except Nishino for parent purposes.
>>3113007The time of confusion is over. If people are still posting misinfo at this point it's deliberate trolling.
>>3113007>WeI took it easy and did nothing special. Didn't flatline even. Just kept the status quo in my life. That is, logging in every day, doing my runs, etc.Please note that not everyone itt is a tard that must go argue when they see someone being wrong on the internet
>>31129881I don't even fill requests anymore.
>>3113007People were called vg trolls who told the truth: that you could have logged in yesterday at shoe pvp reset. This has been the most annoying period in /vm/a history and /uma/ deserves an apology. The trolls and schizos are native here.
>>3113003>>3112996I am retarded, Shuka Sho sashes, actually. (Though i only have like 80 oka Sho ones)
/uma/ didn't do it. It was me.
>>3113017If you're my clubmate, I still wuv you and I have 700 of those too.
>>3113018That was a joke lads
>>3113015>The trolls and schizos are native here.Haha that's definitely not true. It was /vg/, /uma/ and SEA.
>>3113018umabomber...
>>3112988please stop
>>3112997Stupid /vg/ guys shitposting here, why can't they take the hint
>>3113007What exactly is so confusing about not logging in for 4 days?Don't answer that. A rhetorical question.
Okay but what if I request Teio Sho or Japan Dirt Derby sashes? Will I get lynched?
>>3112998Probably my favorite episode so far, very funny and loved the antics. Although you can tell they are cramming as many characters as possible per episode so "everyone has a speaking role" which is a shame, I don't think any of them will appear again
>>3113030That should be easier than Tiara sashes honestly, anyone competent should be doing Dirt races on their parent loops for 400 affinity.
Oh no
>>3113030Any sash will get you lynched
>>3113035NTRBRO NOOOOOOO
>>3113038I think there are safe to request sashes. Like, noone is running out of Arima Kinen sashes, for example. But then, ehy would you even request arima kinen sashes?
>>3113030I would still wuv you and give you two!
>>3113043DOTO MESSED UP THE FIREWORKS FOR THE PLAYFUCK YOU DOTO
>>3113031>Taiki will hold you at gunpoint until you agree to hug her
A FUCKING GUN!
>>3113052Six shots
Why would you ever leave Doto in charge of pyrotechnics? We are lucky she didn't blow herself or the whole school up
>>3113047I'm pretty sure I saw a pic like that but with Taiki raping the torena instead
>>3113054You forgot that Doto never goofs up
>>3113052"Okay Taiki, I will be away for a week for business so -ACK"
Why is this ip devoid of heterosexual waifus? Don't they want men's money?
>>3113057Taiki would not be able to live with herself if she raped her trainer
Why is the sweet Doto so perfect?
>>3113058She literally goofs up the moment she uses them and Ayabe has to save the day
>>3113065That's what you think. She never goofs up.
>>3113064She has flaws but we love her anyway
>>3113061Yuri is where the money's at
>>3112998Ayabe, no!
Opera is so fucking funny man
Uma HAET zza! Uma liek burg!
>>3113069If jetpacks exist in the umaverse how far are they technologically?
>>3113072Teio literally have an outfit hard to explain how it works, and a crippled uma that can go to her robot
>>3113068Why woud any not trans/gay person consume yuri?
>>3113077I like seeing cute girls kiss.
>>3113071I love Taiki so much
>>3113079cuck mentality
Anon was right. One of the better furu gate episodes so far8 8 8 8 8
>>3113083Yeah I just don't like how many characters they are cramming, Ayabe and Stego were probably skippable and now they will likely not appear again
>>3113082Nta but uma on uma action is hot
Didn't know Ayabe could be so comedic, I thought she was supposed to be distant, depressed and of few words
>>3113072I learned the Turks did it first apparently? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lag%C3%A2ri_Hasan_%C3%87elebiSince one of the three goddesses Byerley Turk was of foreign stock, they're probably in line with our world.
>>3113076Why didn't Sugar Lights simply not build herself robot legs?Is she as stupid as she is ugly?
>>3113089Please stop replying yo that retard he's been using the same bait on all boards for a year and you keep falling for it
There is one, singular, yuri pairing that I like and find cute, and its Dictus-McQueen
>wake up>wife still not in Umayurushan't be watching
Glasses are good actually
>>3113107yeah, for sex
>>3113082Just imagine the uma pair of your choice kissing and worshipping your dick as well as each other. Or kissing each other as you go to town on one of them. I do not think the appeal is hard to grasp.
>>3113094because then she wouldn't have an excuse for her future husband (me) to carry her around dumpass
>>3113110Read >>3113095
I made Dober farm every single Digitan star piece for yuriful reasons
>>3113110that's not yuri tho?
>>3113107>>3113109Glasses are for sight and anyone who wears them would rather not have to. Stop fetishizing my disease
>>3113031>you can tell they are cramming as many characters as possible per episodeI like it. The breakneck pace makes everything extra chaotic which makes everyone look extra retarded. You can feel it even on the ending songs>wwwwww turf lololololololol>SAMBA SAMBA UMA UMA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA UMA SAMBA
>>3113118You make it sound like zoomer slop for social media addicts with fried dopamine receptors
>>3113118I am still loving Umayuru, they are such treats. Probably my favorite Cygames property behind the movie and Cingray
indulging in hokko's tarumanko
>>3113127Do you have her menu dialogue about needing to destress? It made me instant diamonds but I forgot to screenshot it
>>3113127I wonder if this game has made the town way more popular than before
>>3113091I imagine she relents to shenanigans if things got so out of hand just to get things done. She is part of the general affairs committee
>>3113130don't you try to make me diamonds in the middle of a career just look it up in the archive if you had it bruh
them umas MAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8C3Dqglk0E>video unavailableRELEASE IT CYJEWS
>>3113144>>3113148Seeing them become regular cast members has been such a trip
>>3113148>Shill mad when other people shill something else at themPottery. Also sounds a bit like this place
T-thanks
>>3113021
I think you should come to Tomakomai
why is that DIRTER so astroturfed, people won't even mutate her, just goon
>>3113155Glad someone got it
>>3113140You cannot resist the qi beam
>random kawakami raping her trainer in broad daylight
>>3113161>why do people post a gachagirl they'll goon to?Ahh, gacha threads on /v/... Home...
>>3113168I see
>>3113168Interesting exercise technique...
>>3113169Semi-related but I still find these threads funny as fuck. Is something wrong with me? >>>/v/750321762
>>3113173It's called a squat, fatty
>>3113169Furioso is cute, what style does she run?
>>3113175I love those
>>3113185>>3113185>>3113185
>>3113180She's pacehttps://files.catbox.moe/e8hk8w.jpg
>>3112998>The play was written by NTR>It's about the hero stealing a princess away from her fianceBRAVO KOJIMA
>>3113186Bwo......
>>3113168>This could be useful for my trainee's training!
>>3113186Didn't even know we reached limit
>>3113161>people won't even mutate her, just goonAnon, her unique is dirt locked. She's the most pointless mutation ever.
>>3112464nigga here on the east coast it was at 2:45 am
>>3111735Yes! Sorrry I fell asleepwhites are mid though468318733247
