>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. Registration begins October 27th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=large>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious Thread: >>3111504
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>>3113180Front/pace, but her ult needs you to be blocked>&blocked_side_continuetime>=2
Can't wait to get kitasan on my first tenner
>>3113193That's a shame, if only she was a Late or End.
>>3113193Sounds like glue sadly
>>3113185Do you have these ready like an hour in advance to instanly hit post?
>>3113202>pureYou will never be Falco
>>3113198>>3113197Oh, but thats not all, one of her evolved skills gets a condition of>compete_fight_count>0So yeah, could be a great uma if you plan on getting broked and dueling
>>3113199>Copypaste previous thread>Change link>Choose decent image>fill in the subject of the threadIt literally takes like a minute. t.part time baker
>>3113202Hard to when your proportions are insane
my wife will never appear in Umayuru
>>3113204I mean, you cant be a whore and shill something, that just makes it look worse. Like, what if /v/mapyoi danchou started shilling an uma, would you trust him?
>start a new game to see if its safe to log in>50 rolls are there>roll em because why not>3 kitasans>log into my regular >1 more kitasanwtf? these rates are jacked
>>3113202>Idol wants to be modest but her sexy, jiggly body won't let herTragic. My benis is sobbing and crying
Pandora LOVE
>>3113211Considering who his actual wife is.....
>>3113204It's more of Falco lacks everything to be an idol. She's even lacking a romance with her trainer and even to go as far as denying her trainer.
>>3113210Isn't the whole shtick of this new Umayuru season that EVERY uma will get a speaking role in one of the episodes?
>baking for freecouldn't be me
>>3113214>His penis is crying and his balls are silly>>3113208LINK?! DOES SOMEONE HAVE A LINK TO MAYAS PRIV STREAMS?!?!
>>3113218even if that is true(it's not), she'll be a background character that barely says anything like Ayabe or NTR in this latest episode
>>3113202It's easy to show your shoulders and still be pure
>>3113216When he has 27 more, how can i trust him? He betrayed me and left me in the time chamber for ten million years
>>3113225Not with Hokkos body
can pace even win without groundwork?
>>3113225that's extremely arousing and not pure in the slightest
>>3113225>Dober>pure
>>3113213AIIIIIEEEEE GIVE ME 1
I have no sashes and i must POT5 umas i wont run in CMs
>>3113210how do you figure that, they're literally cramming as many uma in per episode as possible.
>>3113225To be fair Dober has an elegant body with some well proportioned curves.Our Tomakomai shill... well.
>Time moved an hour back in my country>now have to not adjust to THREE gachas having a different daily reset time nowThis shit sucks!
>>3113224>background character that barely says anything like Ayabe or NTR in this latest episodeThis is what I fear happening to mine, do you guys think all umas we've seen will not appear again?
What is it with dirters being idols and shills?
>>3113251Manolo...
>>3113258Dirt races are STILL not popular in JP
>>3113255Yes
>Watch JP CM from AI POV>Don't pay attention to who the other two bring>Think I lost>Only realise it was my own Phallus that took me on the corner to win it when I skip to the celebrationI posted a screenshot of the win earlier, but I had to leave so I couldn't take you through my rollercoaster ride to get there.
>>3113210>>3113247My umawife is a numa that doesnt have her 3 main rivals as named umas, only background mobmas. What are my chances? How likely is it that she gets a more than 3 lines in her episode?
>>3113267Can't beat the penis
>>3113267>UcHuh? JP is only that far along in rank?
>>3113267>SPOTTED
>>3113277UC is the Open cutoff rank.
>>3113277It's open, my highest rank I've hit so far is UB6 while graded is US/LG Uma.
>>3113277Its open league. Nips went to US9 like a scenario ago, they have those Lg ranks now
>>3113296boing boing
>>3113296Strap those milk jugs down
I told you I'd dox you bro
>he does it for free!
>>3113307Oh no! Fucking tiara sashes! Just put them in the bag bro
>>3113306>Oh right, I need to shill a bit too
>>3113307Can't a neigha borrow a sash?
CYGAMES YOU FUCKING NIGGERS GIVE ME MORE STABLE SPACE! GIVE ME MORE FOLLOWS! GIVE ME MORE BORROWS YOU NIGGER KIKES!
>>3113316How come there are no Uma as sexy as Illya, Kuro or Miyu?
new bounceslop just dropped
>>3113319???
acuteganda worked even on her
>>3113320Holy kino
>>3113320>jordami will allow it
>>3113323Urara is cute but she's not sexy enough to get OFFICIAL COLLAB MERCH like this
>>3113320>we want the ZZZ audience
>>3113307Doxxing makes you look like a bigger fag btw
>>3113320This literally looks like that stupid mario gif
>>3113320Holy fuck this is way too much
>>3113345Dundermiffiiln?!
linux really just werks huh, even got hakuraku working somehow
>>3113345Is she shilling fucking Tomakomai printing paper?
>>3113320
>>3113320This kinda sloppy coming from him, isn't it? He's usually a pretty clean animator.I like AnnaAnon but I really hope people don't start trying to copy his style for Uma bucks.
>>3113356this is so fucking retarded
>>3113355yes
>>3113356>watermarkWhoops didn't notice that until I posted it. Anyone know a good program to edit webms?/
>>3113360>Coolchou ZhaoThat isn't AnnaAnon
>>3113371I know. Read my post again.
>>3113369That town has NOTHING going for it
>two dirtslops in one scenario
>>3113356>game tries too hard to be soulfulYou can post it on /v/ and not have it deleted on sight.
>>3113363>Has Feng Shui gone too far?
MY END ISNT WORKING FOR SPRINT
>>3113356Dunno how to feel about thisOn one hand I kinda like it, on another it feels like a bit too much
>>3113307But. That wasnt me, i still havent requested the sashes thats not even the sashes i had in mind too
>>3113360Zhao can do pretty cool shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaSOJoWHHVYBut it looks like AA (SFW) is just the new hotness and more animators are gonna try to replicate his style
>>3113331that nigger has done nothing but request sashes since the option was added despite warning fuck him and fuck you
Uhoh! Melty!
>>3113386Well how do you feel about this?
>>3113385it's whale strategy for this cm
>>3113370Why? It's hardly visible unless you try to look for it.
>>3113376Nonsense. It's a beautiful, vibrant town full of fun things to do!
>>3113396elaborate
>>3113397I'm a double retard and thought that the website I used to trim in added. Niggers tongue my anus.
>>3113394Dunno. I can tell you how i feel about this one though
>>3113394ZZZ is SOVL incarnate
They represented danchou well.
>>3113307Uh... a W for Curren?
>>3113404forced soul.
>>3113388>But it looks like AA (SFW) is just the new hotnessAnnaanon has been on the top of danbooru for 4 years straight
>>3113404It has flair and I think CCZ should not be discouraged for attempting it, even though it's not quite there yet. Part of trying new things, you are gonna be ass at it for a while, even if you are skilled elsewhere
>thread turned into e-celeb discussion because sprintslop is that boring
BUG UMASBIG WINSMaybe one day I'll get 10
>>3113414I could my auto doms and ace done ages ago, I'm not building dirt no matter what people say
>>3113410Yes, as a porn artist, but normalfags just found him thanks to his SFW uma stuff
>>311341610 is impossible. Don't show me someone with the title it's photoshopped.
>>3113416>buono is 1cm taller than mehow do I cope as a trainer guys
fyne shit
>>3113423Let her feed you
>>3113424Shellfish is the towns specialty?
>>3113428im the architect here
>>3113423Get fit and princess carry her to bed anyways
Literally my first mood down of the run
>>3113404I like a lot how they've leaned a lot on this looney tunes style of animation. It actually differentiates them from the rest of Hoyoslop.
>>3113440That's the way the carrot crunches...
>>3113430Not anymore
>>3113185Fuji Paizuri Kiseki
>>3113440It feels as if mood downs are 400% more likely after you used recreation
>>3113296>>3113299now imagine if she was wearing bloomers
Shadowbreak or homestretch for this CM?
>>3113394>>3113404>>3113403I'm actually very thankful ZZZ's animation is like this. Every time my friends invite me to play I can easily just say my excuse that "I hate the animation"
>>3113451Do i have to just "imagine"?
>>3113460Imagine if she fell over?
>>3113463LOOK AT 'DEM SLOSHERS
>>3113463Girl...
hmm, i might record these too actually?
I'm about to accidentally buy a 50 dollar paperweight, please talk me out of it
>>3113465
>>3113360Anna doesnt even bounce that much. If they wanted to copy them, they'd do better to copy the facial expressiveness.
>>3113473If it brightens your day I don't see the problem
>>3113473$50 is 1/4 of a grocery bill
>>3113473>I have money and a steady incomeDo it>I'm a chud neet on welfarebuxDon't
I'm still not going to tomakomai
>>3113440See ya later!
>>3113473DO IT!!!!!
>>3113473I really hate how $50 is the new $20.
>>3113475I laughed.
>>3113481Haven't seen the Spe corridor in a while
>>3113479For how long? I can comfortably live for like 10 days on 50$ in my euro-grad
Really wish this hit the S and CB didn't disappear for 2/3 of the run.
>>3113488Blast from the past
>>3113475Silly girl!
>>3113490It's bad here in the US man
>>3113463Milkshakes in Tomakomai must be insane
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>person does special style >gets popular >people start copying >get called posers>one year later>no one gives a shit about the copycats anymore>some of the copycats do better shit than the OGI love it when the copycat does things for cheaper too.
I knew my free pulls would pull this shit.
>>3113497HOLY SHITI'M YEPPING IT
ugh, too much hassle and the ui is totally redundant
>>3113497>>3113501Sweet, but my kitasan luck is dead.
>>3113296Jesus christ
I'm sorry but Hokko's stupid little hat makes it impossible for me to see her as anything really. Like I don't care if your tits are the size of balloons when you're wearing something that looks like a jew hat but bigger
HOLY SHIT GIVE ME KITA SO I CAN START LOOPING ALREADY DON'T MAKE ME SPARK
Oh shit I forgot I have to do my dailies 1 hour earlier now
>>3113509Even the other hat?
>>3113509I hope you're charging those jews rent for living in your head.
Hokko is actually really cool
>>3113498>I love it when the copycat does things for cheaper too.this. >anna anon doesnt take comms or i didnt find how to comm her at least>Zhao doesthat simple
>"oh cool its tamamo, too bad I'm not an end guy">check deets>Pace A>those skillshuh???
>dia on the tennerGood enough. My luck with everything Kitasan related has always been atrocious so I'm not getting my hopes up.
>>3113501
>>3113521Flat chest goddess Tama is pretty pace coded
>>3113521That Tama is a (medium) pace specialist.
>>3113515isn't that lucky lilac?
>>3113518>her',:T
i just want some kitapits
ive seen boob edits of every flatty except tama, even they know she's unsalvageable
>>3113533HELLO HELLO HOWDY HOWDY
>>3113527Man, tamas head would be so round without her ears.
>>3113518>anna anon>herdoth he knoweth
>>3113533Too bad, you're getting Takitits.
It must be nice to actually get SSR or 3 stars from the free pulls. being a turbo lucklet is tiring
50 pulls over five days is blueballing me hard
>>3113527tama is so fucking hot in that outfit i want to slip my hands into all those holes and slits
>>3113538Genuinely the first thing I wanted to do when I saw Hokko. WHY did they design her to be so grabbable?
>>3113543Did you at least MLB Tachy or LH?
>>3113538Is this really what happens in Tomacumai?
Oh hey Kita, I see you're getting lonely again. Why don't you bring your hotter friend along next time?
>>3113547Its to symbolize the vast mountain range of Mount Tarumae
>>3113538I'm going to Tomakomai.
>>3113548lol no, got 1 LH and 0 Tachyon in 400 pulls
>>3113549It's when you get the VIP trip ticket to Tomakomai. Very expensive but worth the price
>>3113529No, this is my beloved Lucky Lilac.
>>3113553Damn are you the anon who recently came back earlier? I would consider quitting at the point.
Star pieces are junior late December and classic early January!
>>3113538Damn cow I need to draw other girls stop shilling your assets and muddying my thought with your dirt pheromones aaaaiiieeeeee
>>3113553Just reroll you got a glitched account with the seed set to 0.
>>3113531>>3113540calling "anna" a "him" feels weird>>3113534
I'm not getting Kitasan am I?
>>3113538Is this OC? I don't remember seeing this animation anywhere on his profile
>>3113416>BUG UMASBIG UMAS*FUCK ME
I'm thankful for all the triple and quad stacks in junior year, I truly am. But can you please land on something other than stamina for once?
Since Halloween is almost here, your question of the day is. Do you have a favorite spooky game, movie, creepypasta or whatever
Fuarrrk... she's literally me
>>3113570>BUG UMAS
>>3113564Needs to be bigger and sluttier.
>>3113567They were posting here last thread.
>>3113558Not him, I had to use my crystals to get Tachyon at least to 3LB and I been coping with the LB0 LH. but I've managed to survive
>>3113573The original Amnesia game still scares the shit out of me
>>3113573No, I'm a coward
>>3113567Probably. Anna crawls out of his dark hole every now and then just to say hi.
why does anna make everything so bouncy?
>>3113567Anna posts here sometimes yeah, wish that neigha growed some BALLS and made real lewds.
I like phasmophobia but I don't react strongly when I get scared so I stopped playing. I don't think people like those who have muted emotions.
>>3113590that's the way the carrot bounces
>>3113538It pleases me that there is no clipping.
>>3113592There's something zoomer MP games where you're expected to jestermaxx and I don't get it.
>>3113538Oh! NOW i get what "come to Tomakomai" means.
>>3113573pokemon creepypastas were so kino
>>3113573I still get too scared to enjoy horror, I saw outlast as a thirteen year old and it traumatized me. Saw makes me faint
>>3113597something about*
>>3113521To be fair, even the original you can make a pace. You can do whatever you want as long as it's not fronting or dirting. This was back in Nunity.
>>3113594Leftmost flower petal gets close enough to ribbon for the outline to clip...
>>3113473More useful than 50 dollars worth of pngs.
>>3113592Even VR Phasmo does nothing for me. I do enjoy the part of just trying to identify the ghost though and fucking with my friends when there is a cursed item spawn.>>3113573I helped spread it a few threads ago, but I fucking love watching Jason just kill everyone in Friday the 13th.
>>3113606WHY WOULD YOU RUIN IT FOR ME
>>3113590Porn artist
AIIEEEEEE I DON'T WANT TO PLAY DREAMCAST BRO...
>>3113573I guess Slay the Princess counts as a spooky game? Aside from that I'm not really into horror
that's a way of promoting i guess
>>3113573I actually have a favorite for all of these>GameThe Evil Within 2>Movie House (1977), go watch it now.>CreepypastaAlways WUVed jvk1166z.esp. but been recently listening to a lot of new spanish ones.
>>3113620It's too late.
Well I am finally home, and had to spend 100 dollars on new tires because of that fucking pothole, money I could have spend on a scam banner instead.But hey at least I got fine bride, Shakur and kita on the 50 roll, so at least flatlining made up for my money lost.
>anna don't make uma pornnot here lol
Sorry dancho i can't come back yet, I just triggered Realm Divide.
>>3113573I'm bad with Horror but I loved The Thing(movie).I'll stick to playing Amogus once in a while (I wonder if we could play amogus here)
>>3113628>100 dollars on new tiresTire or tires... ?
>>3113628How nice of Fine to invite Shakur as a bridesmaid to your wedding.
>>3113622like actually what the fuck
>>3113597I imagine it has something to do with streamers and influencers. Funny enough, jester maxing is a very bad thing to do around horses because it freaks them out. I think you guys were talking about if horses feel and sense emotions and hooboy they do. Includes if having a bad or good day. There's something I noticed too where black people do the worst around horses because they tend to act very erratic around them. If you watch that old video of a dude who dresses up and acts like a zombie, you'll see what I mean.
>>3113573last horror game i played was old ahh "Monstrum" i got out of nostalgia. used to watch it on youtube when i didnt have an actual pc. still scares me
>>3113643>I imagine it has something to do with streamers and influencers100% does, friendslop games are designed around whacky streamer interactions.
>>3113643>If you watch that old video of a dude who dresses up and acts like a zombieLink? Now you've got me curious
Win Marilyn is gorgeous bros
>>3113637Tires, plural, pothole got two of them on my right side, turns the bunch of leaves all over the front of the road were a warning for other drivers NOT to cross itThankfully the mechanic wasn't too far so a guy I called over did a very quick patchjob and that left me with three hours to drive over the mechanic so he could change my tires for new ones.
I only got Dia and no Kita from my flatlining pulls, would you guys say it was worth it? I feel like I won't get Kita right now
The umarolling experienceglad I didn't brick myself for five days lmao
>>3113653>another blonde uma claims her victim
>>3113653We got another Newmafag among our ranks! lets go!
>>3113640I find the relationship of hokko and her town super cute
>>3113665Hokko is a total cutie, I really like her. I wish I could roll for her
>>3113659The idea was to get you halfway to a spark if you needed it. If you flatlined without the funds to spark just in case you're just retarded man
>>3113659It's a double banner. If you are not going to pity, chances are you won't get the girl you really wantIn 2 weeks we will get a massive KWABBENING with everyone rolling on the VFujin and VRyan banner
>>3113659It was okay for me, I wanted to play the game so it sucked a bit but it helped manage my burnout more than ever, im pretty refreshed
>>3113658>pluralMan I had to get four new tyres for my car last year and they were almost $250 a pop for the CHEAP option... Ausfagland sucks so fucking much.
>>3113672>VFujin and VRyan bannerRetard here, why should I care about these alts?
>>3113672>everyoneNyo>>3113677Nobody gives a shit about Ryan, VFujin is just VBobo 2.0
>>3113677Valentine's Nano is meta
>>3113671>>3113673>>3113672I do want both so I am half-way there, I was just hoping to get lucky with both since I need to pull for more stuff, Dia on the free ones makes me happy but I feel like I won't get Kita now
>>3113672they're both 0.75%, double banner means there's less chance to get spooked
>>3113651https://youtu.be/IomLHLmWOmUCan't find the og vid while phone posting but at least this references it.But basically you do not want to act wildly around horses. However, many horses are trained to be densenzitized to this, especially police horses.
>>3113573>gameDead Space (OG) was what got me out of my comfort zone and finally made me enjoy horror games.>movieThe Thing is too obvious a pick, so I'll say Day of the Dead. Best zombie film I've seen by a mile, I'm surprised people hate it.>creepypastaThose never really scared me. I had nightmares about being stalked by dinosaurs in Jurassic Park that were way scarier than any of those. Kinda like this:https://youtu.be/iu_oX4oI39Y
everyone getting Dia despite wanting Kita when I only want Dia
>>3113688you niggas are getting 3*s?
>>3113677Frontfags and Metafags want VFujin because she's V.Bobo 2. Useable everywhere and strong for a while, whiile also being able to run Bourbon cards.I want VFujin because it's a hot alt.V.Ryan is genuinely a bad (idk if bad is the right word, but extremely niche uma) with a borderline bricked kit.
>>3113686
>In my restless dreams, I see that town. Tomakomai. You promised you'd take me there again someday. But you never did. Well, I'm alone there now... In our 'special place'... Waiting for you...
>>3113693>I want VFujin because it's a hot alt.This, I'm not even really a Front trainer and I want her but I fear getting fucked by it and then not have money for stuff I need, I am very worried>>3113695Kek
her eyes are higher
MANHANDLING DIGITAN'S TINY, SLENDER BODY AND BENDING HER OVER ALL OF MY FURNITURE
>>3113686Have you played Dino Crisis 1?
>>3113701digitan made her choice
>>3113702>imagine
>>3113573I don't really like horror movies does 'come and see' count? I've been playing that ghost grey hack but that's more schlocky than scary. It's not a good movie but 'boxer's omen' sure is an experience several drinks down.
>>3113686Same here, og dead space and dead space 2 were the games that pushed me out of my comfy zone>>3113573In recent memory a movie would be Peral, mainly because of the waiting, the music and everything cumulating for the next 5 minutes was really unsettling in a way I can't explain.
Why are only some umas allowed past Bond 10? It's not like the casual outfits aren't already in the game
>>3113688I wanted tabi socks footjobs from both and I got both.
we already have thick Umas with huge tits there is LITERALLY nothing special about Hokko
>>3113714Gooners, send this man to Tomakomai right now
>>3113714t.feng shui fraud
>>3113688>SOPWuv sop
>>3113722I basically stopped playing GFL2 to become a full time trainer...
>>3113707>tags: hand_holding, heart_pupils, flat_chest, drooling, nakadashi, happy_sex
holy fuck that event us hilarious1/2
>>3113573>gameRain World>butsome parts of that game have made me feel more on edge than many horror games combined. The exit from Shaded Citadel when you have to sneak by multiple monster kelps with minimal movement so they don't notice you was scary as shit, same as sneaking from the blind enemies like black lizards and daddy long legs>movieThe Evil Dead>pastaThe Rake
>>3113713>tabi socks footjobsI swear you fags will know the most hyper-specific tags that nobody else uses
>>3113734I really don't feel like tabi socks are that hyper specific of a tag in Jap shit?
>>3113731I love kiss blowing
>>3113729its not too late to get back in, gunfucker! there'll be the double banner with G41(Faelynn) and Welrod soon, and after that, HER AK-12
>>31137041 is spectacular and I love 2, too. Aside from the puzzles, if I had to give it any sort criticism, which isn't really the fault of anyone, it's that it could have used more outdoor sections. It got a bit too corny seeing giant lizards in corporate offices and laboratories and kinda killed the scariness of it for me after a bit.
>>31137312/2
>>3113573Noita is a very spooky game
>>3113738I'll be honest bro I never played the first one so these mean nothing to me! I do miss Makiatto.
Top or Bottom taishin?
>>3113722is her banner still up? I also wanted to get m200 but I forgot to come back lel
Tell me about steampunk Dahby's ult. Is it actually worth inheriting? Rest of her skills seem like decent inherits.
>throw a tenner at the Tomakomai hoe>Get hishi insteadDreams do come true!
>>3113750Oh I did watch the really shit anime though
>>3113750me neither, i got into gfl2 after seeing gifs of Colphne's dorm animations being posted on /v/, then read the lore from the google doc + videos on youtube>>3113752not SOP, m200 is literally live right now, along with Liushih and Mityll (P90)
how many of you are SKKs?
>>3113756My Dreams Will Fly!
>>3113760need yantent
>>3113760Shipfuckers or Gunfuckers? i was a shipfucker some time ago, then lost my account
>>3113760I left nikke for uma. From what I have seen it was a very good decision.
>>3113759>seeing gifs of Colphne's dorm animations being posted on /v/,Fucking same kek I love the little blue pyscho
Would Hokko agree to sex with random strangers if they promised to visit Tomakomai in exchange?
>>3113766What a cutie
>>3113765I was in that boat except I still have my account, I just could not keep up with the size bloat. Last time it was over 25 GB or something crazy.
>>3113760I only goon to boatsluts once in a whileI'll be honest I'm not a fan of how goonerbait the game became. I feel it was the peak between sexy and tasteful like 3-4 years ago and since then it's just become too much.
>>3113760I stopped playing AL years ago before they fully jumped the shark with the skins and shit.
>>3113185Buono!
>>3113771No but she would do that for (You), the trainer.
>>3113760I used to play AL but stopped because all they were doing was making new ships instead of improving the gameplay. I'll be playing Azur Promilia when it releases though
>>311377428GB now. i tried downloading it, but couldnt log into my account no matter what. sent a customer support request, but its left without a response for like a week now. yostar are FAGGOTS!!!!! >>3113769based
>>3113768I wonder how many anons left their previous gachas for uma? I left hsr because of uma now that I think about it, the fact you always can get occasionally spooked by past umas you didn't have before is something I wish mihoyo adopted into their greedy Chinese games already
>>3113695>I got a notification. The name on the banner read "Hokko." My oshi's name... It’s ridiculous, couldn’t possibly be true... That’s what I keep telling myself... An unreleased newma from a dead server can't drop a banner. Uma Musume stopped being FOTM three months ago.>So then why am I redownloading the game? "Our special place"... What could she mean. This whole game was our special place. Does she mean Kawasaki Racecourse? We spent the whole day there. Just the two of us, Eating Yoitomake. Could Hokko really be there? Is she really alive... waiting for me?
>>3113777
>>3113729Lol many of the other trainers in LA mentioned in some way or another how they did stop playing many other games recently because of what Uma Musume requires, and some asked what I was playing now that I quit. I cleared out much of my steam backlog and I'm going to run out of games at this rate due to how shitty most games have been in the past year.I feel like more people would play Uma Musume if the gachas were less brutal or better way to max out Umas and supports. Many people say they unironically roll more on the umas rather than supports and just try not to think about CMs.
>>3113784I left dokkan (the only gacha I played) for uma and don't regret it
WE DON'T NEED NO FILTHY DIRTOIDS
>>3113784The opposite for me. I've already quit gacha games until umamusume global released.I think the last one I played before uma was Idolm@ster CG Starlight Stage. I tried BA but I didn't fully commit and quit within a month.
>>3113760Use to. I quit around the time Musashi came out because she felt like such a mid design. That and Azur Lane was showing its age.Did you visit Battleship Iowa while you were in LA?
>>3113784i left many gachas for various reasons (Azur lane became boring, and opsi was utter dogshit to farm; Genshin just lost the charm, dropped after 100% everything up to nod krai, Liyue is still the best location; HSR just became boring as well; ZZZ removed the TV mode; SGM fucked me 4 times in the gacha; blue archive became mid after that one incident)i currently only play Trickal, Uma, and GFL2
>>3113771Hokko would do that and more if you failed her career, it's her bad ending.
>>3113784Blue Archive and Limbus, though the latter was because Canto 7 was such abysmal dogshit that it killed my entire interest in anything PM related, while BA was due to the story stagnating and missing what made it good in the first place, Uma filled the cgdct niche better so I jumped ship
as a sumo fan I wish I had Akebono...
>>3113777God damn it this is literally what I wanted, explode
>>3113784Deleted what I was typing because this guy already summarized my exact trajectory >>3113796
>>3113688I also want Dia and only got two Kitas so far.
>>3113799Not him but I did visit about six years ago? I went to Japan and got to see Mikasa, then I had a 12 hour layover in LA and decided to check out Iowa, they were doing renovations since they were getting rid of the wooden floorboards and giving them as souvenirs I believe. I wonder if they finished yet.
>>3113225>posts Mejiro “hussimus maximus” dober Kek
You know thinking about it, they were prob going to announce hokko and Win Marilyn in the concert.
>>3113806Holy shit I'm really happy I spent time yesterday scouring Paw to grab more Koikatsu stuff.
>>3113751Skipping this CM so I can't give advice but here's a (You) for visibility.
>>3113802I would use the earnings from my prized turf umas to pay for daily Hokko paizuri
>>3113760I was a gunfucker long long ago but what I really consider myself is a retired GBF player
>>3113816>they were prob going to announce hokkoThey were 100% announcing Hokko at the concert, they even gave her a special time to push her banner live so they could do some Dantsu Flame shit, although it wouldn't really hit the same with the schedule already being out there. Doubtful on the Newma.
Every time I get charming in junior it becomes the most dogshit experience possible. From now on I'm gluing my run every time I get these bullshit effects before debut.
am i better off running this or borrowing Faimo for Speed Star on El
Etto..do we have R1999 anons here? I was such an anon (granted tho I left it more than a year ago before uma came out so it technically doesn't count.), once I got the clanker and semmelweis for free there wasn't anything else to look forward to, and story got nowhere, but had they released arcana I would come back in a heartbeat kek
>>3113473>>3113480>if you’re a normalfag Don’t deserve it and haven’t earned it >if you’re a typical anon wizard otaku The fact that you don’t have it yet is an evil misdeed and you deserve everything that makes you happy
>>3113826personally I'd rather have speed saar, you shrimply can't get good wit output with two SR cards.
>missed on 24 speed points in my mutant because this nigger game refused to give speed lessons and I ended up with 120 DA tokens unspent at the endIt was the best mutant run I've had too fuck
I'm afraid to do the free pulls because c*rren could show up
>>3113791>>3113784I think picking up uma is still the best course of action. There is genuinely love put into the game, and you can feel that, especially when you look up the horses. Next to even non gacha games you can feel the antagonism seeping through the devs, or they just go full retard like they did with nikke. Meanwhile uma is worth my time, so much so its probably still the best option when it comes to gaming. I enjoy it, even with all the bad like GL printing glues. If you want a good indicator take a look at how fans didn't stop just because the concert was cancelled.
Reminder that a chunk of anons here are former anti-gacha people from /v/
>>3113784i've dropped mecharashi around the unity release but it was more of a honeymoon ending
>>3113824All my charming runs missed CB chain. There's no way this is just pure coincidence
>>3113833>missing the chance of happiness at the fear of misfortuneyou are unwise, even a frog in a well has a wider perspective
>>3113817Download-soundtracks was down too earlier from cloudflare not reaching the server. Perhaps it's an imminent Cloudflare outage breaking out?Whose koikatsu stuff were you grabbing from?
>>3113784I basically stopped playing yugioh MD entirely after uma dropped. I was already leaning off it but this had me quit full stop.
>>3113573Silent Hill 1
>>3113840As a person that can only attain misfortune and never happiness, I don't blame him.
>>3113751I personally like bottom better due to THH and Uma stan. But you wanna do a few tests to see?>>3113818Thanks i didn't see
>>3113841NO BROS I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU AGAIN
>>3113839In this run I got charming in turn 3 and then only Kita started chain 1 and nobody else.
>>3113843Same but I quit after maliss
>>3113847YOU ALREADY PROMISED YOU WOULD NEVER GO AEAY AGAIN EVER! SAVE YOUR EXCUSES FOR UMAHELL
>>3113760I still play but considering dropping it, if you can't goon to the girls a little what's the point and more and more of the art is becoming AI balloon tits which just doesn't do it for me.
>>3113827I don't think you'll have any luck finding 1999 anons on the site outside of its general, it's a game for a very specific audience
>Got Christmas Oguri from my free 10 pull:)
>>3113823Talking about Dantsu. Here's a side to side comparison between notorious cow Dantsu Flame, and our pure and cute idol shill, Hokko Tarumae.
>>3113860You are little bit late for that... You now wait until Oguri (forma de cinderella)
>>3113841Nothing too special or Uma-related if that's what you're hoping, but Evaan and Sagelantropus.I try to save as much available KK stuff as I can for inspiration and seeing how they do some things. For some reason it interests me.If I wasn't on a toaster I bet I could make my own Patreon.
What does this mean for /v/ club geopolitics?
>fetish(-ish) artist i like posted another uma drawing>comm still closedYOU FUCKER!!!
>>3113865I'm thinking /v/ma WON.
Upon considerations, I have concluded the reason why this scenario sometimes feels like pure miseryIts thisIts not the token rngIts not LH not giving you tokensIts not the inferior shop and its own rngNow to be clear, all of these things suck in their own right, and exacerbate the problem, but the thing that fully ruins it is this stat, to be precise its cap is way, WAY TOO HIGHThis forces you to take take three speed cardsThis forces most or all decks to look the sameThis discourages experimentation or taking cards for skills and relying on parent RNG insteadThis gives umas with big speed growths a somewhat unfair advantageChasing that 1600 speed becomes an exercise in misery in the rng heavy scenario, and makes things plain unfun, especially in longer distances, because other stats matter too, but you can't properly grow them because you need to get to that speed cap
>>3113843How many YGO players are there in here? I feel it's the most represented overlap we have between Uma and other gachas. Haven't touched MD in 2 years and seeing the new charmers link is giving me an itch to play around with my pet decks.
Imagine waking up and knowing you backed that fraud lovcen
>>3113871This is why Festa is a comfy GL Uma, she has TWO whole races in senior year AND she has a gold green that gives you an extra 80 speed FOR FREE.
Mongrel intruder. Thou'rt Bricked, it seemeth. Oguri, wouldst thou truly Lordship sanction, in one so bereft of luck? Yet...my purpose standeth unchanged. Those stripped of the Grace of the Q/v/een shall all meet death. In the embrace of Messmer's flame.764648217646482176464821
>>3113843I quit because of eldlich fatigue
>>3113873I missed the races because I am a retarded ass sleepy Yuro, what did I miss? Am I a retarded faggot for missing it?
>>3113871nyes they've been trying to keep the playerbase away from 3 speed ever since GL and for this exact reason.
>>3113877I love this cute so much
>>3113875Oh yeah, I also forgot to say that umas whose senior year is packed are FUCKED among the downsides of the scenarioBut yeah, I hope GM is better about it, speed cap is lower so it shouldn't be as miserable
>>3113880You missed one of the best threads of all time
>>3113873LOVCEN IS GOING TO WIN THE ARIMA, MARK MY WORDS
>>3113873Wuvcen got me into keiba, I'm still proud of my boy
>>3113884I need to kill myself
>>3113872I started playing MD again after the new Sexosister supports and now playing Invoked with their new cards. I'm sick of Elfnote though.
>>3113876Game 1 goes to me my RIVALS show me what you got537904125379041253790412
ALSO FUCK THAT OLD MAN, JUST RETIRE ALREADY TAKE.
>everyone else complains about how Ruby is a super garbage brick>When I bring her, she mogs all my speed cards for absolutely no reasonWhat the fuck is wrong with my speed cards! How are you guys getting assblasted by one single power card, I don't even have power sparks, I have speed sparks! I have speed sparks Kitasan!
>>3113884This, it was actual fucking peak. And it had amazing discussion too
>>3113813The ships across country got much more popular after Azur Lane and people binge watching documentaries over COVID. The Iowa dude, who was a former admiral, even appeared on Azur Lane advertisements.
>>3113871I like that power and guts supports are useless in the first four scenarios. It has made planning support pulls easy.
>>3113872This is the last time I played yugioh
>>3113895>Reddit Tarumae
>>3113760Used to be but I quit last year.
>>3113895Being a Millitant Atheist in a world where one of your classmates is known to be a literal eldritch abomination is hilarious
tomakomai needs more african immigrants
Im ngl, hokko is growing on me a lot
>france and japs at each other's throats on twitter>lememe loses
>>3113883the speed cap is lower, and I think one of the many reasons grand masters will hopefully be better is you aren't literally forced to train every single day.In Grand Live, running one non-career race is devastating. Running two is potentially run bricking. And if you have a billion races in your senior year like bakushin, you literally do not have the time to get any reasonable level of speed, because the entire time you are training for the entire career up to that point doesn't mean SHIT if you can't get good rainbows starting from your senior summer. And that's ON TOP of all the other bullshit RNG checks up until that point.Grand Live belongs on F- in the scenario tier list. I genuinely do not think it is possible to get any worse than this.
>>3113896You are making me feel awful, I hate having to sleep
>>3113827Is R1999 Reverse? My friend really loves that game and sometimes streams his gameplay to me. What I can say for sure is the game is very high effort and quality.
>>3113910>I genuinely do not think it is possible to get any worse than this.this is an unhinged thing to say when we just had mant
>>3113892So, have you found a reason to fight yet, buddy?316370063163700631637006
there's no limit to the larp
>>3113910Ehh I still think MANT was worseGL feels like it passed by like a breeze compared to how lengthy MANT felt to me
>>3113916Hokko is pretty unintentionally funny
>>3113916Obviously Tarumae gets idol lessons from Falco but she needs some social media lessons from Curren.
>>3113916She speaks like yeppers
>Brainlets still complaining about MANT
>>3113847Here you go. Preemptive bunkie:https://jiggie.fun/EAPVNW
>>3113915O lightless creature… Embrace thine oblivion, as shall I.300364583003645830036458
>>3113929A glimpse into my finals
>>3113929How does this fucking neigher keep raping rooms.
>>3113926>t. used oguri + two debuffers in every mantslop cm
>>3113916#GoGetMenTarumae
>>3113928>all that white>RickrollI'm impressed.
>>3113913MANT was literally good though>Three clocks, use them whenever on any race>No career goals, you can easily train somebody for sprints even if they have the TSS in their career because that doesn't fuckin matter>Nearly anything that can go wrong with a run can also be easily mitigated>Easy access to Fast Learner>If your run doesn't go well and you can't make a good ace you run so many races that at least you've got a shot at a usable parent>At the cost of a slightly longer run, there are fewer RNG gates to get through so more runs actually complete, whereas you can literally run through all five borrows in under an hour in grand live and still be doing better than average
>Move up into 5th before the halfway pointCheer Kingu is so cucked when she is cucked out of her ult, it's actually insane how easy it is to lose it too considering she's meant to be late and not end.
I love Bono
>>3113932By being a soulless oshiless meta faggot
>>3113932If Losing, Win is a very strong unique
>>3113905>one of your classmates is known to be a literal eldritch abominationIs that what we're calling Machan now?
>>3113932>Enter the UF Dotolord
We should kill people
>>3113880>what did I miss?Lovcen jobbed extremely hard. He late started, got brocked at the end, and I wouldn't be surprised if he gassed too. It was like watching one of those humiliation ritual career races where your long F uma is forced to run in the ArimaGoing to Sky wonThere was also a runaway. King Glory, IIRC? That was pretty cool to watch
>>3113916Do all the fucking country bumpkins speak like this or what
>>3113929Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer250444742504447425044474
>>3113932there's a reason why OGuri can still be slapped into any lineage for literally any uma and generally make it better.
>>3113936yeah I love it when my career gets bricked by one unlucky turn after playing for an hour
>>3113933I'm in the camp where I think MANT has a lot of genuine problems but I still prefer it to GL and old Unity. Never used debuffers, never used Xog.
>>3113916You just know that she was up all night trying to decide if righty roo was too rural to say. What a fucking poser.
>>3113932>Meta literally every CMOguri game bitch
>>3113944Why should we kill people?
>>3113932Oguri gets Q/v/even privilege
>>3113946you should watch her story chapters 1-2
>>3113947I told you neighas a week or so ago that this Doto guy has been on a generational run of monster Dotos since the alt dropped.
>5 borrows where only 1 of my cards finishes chainI'm seriously considering using that tool that lets you see what cards finishes chain when you start your career, I wasting too much time coping that they will finish
left or right for a GP spe for CM22?
>>3113950I understand that but im the polar opposite, man i despised MANT.
>>3113953Because it would fix problems
>>3113957Doto alt is pretty solid. Free debuffs and free velocity before the goal
GL became fun after I learned it.
>>3113938that is way too sultry of a dance for her
>>3113947KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO227462372274623722746237
>>3113965I remember this gaslight from 2 months ago.
>>3113959Don't settle for either and go again but if you absolutely have to choose it's probably leftthe stam requirement is around 600 this time around so you're going to need around 10 (?) stamina sparks
>>3113968All girls have a sultry side
>>3113949as if grand live is any betterMANT a lot of "bricks" can actually be salvagedin grand live you get five times as many chances for your run to get bricked but if it does, there's literally no fucking hope
>>3113936>Easy access to Fast LearnerI like MANT a lot more than GL but let's not get carried away.
>>3113937Unironically don't buy midraces
You know, this is a lot less rural than Hokko makes me think Tomakomai is
>mutate from G to S>it's still dogshitthis is ASS
>>3113946It's funny because Taiki sounds the most absurd yet has the most normal diction out of them all.
>>3113937Don't buy uma stan and other early race skills and you should be fine
>>3113975I'd rather glue after five minutes than one hour.
>>3113970And now the true test: hold fast or expire.834710838347108383471083
>>3113912Yeppers, my friend got me into it too, sadly he moved on from it because of college and irl stuff, he even asked me to play on his account too and handle the rolls, it's probably the only Chinese gacha where the full experience has to be in English to really enjoy it.
>>3113981So this is where room 101 is...
>>3113981>Gary Indiana:|>Gary Indiana, Japan:O
>>3113986She doesn't have Umastan.
>>3113965It's fun when you finally memorize the song costs, and when training for CMs that don't care about stam
You're telling me my wife fried this rice?
>>3113986>dont make your ace good
>>3113970Can i see that machan pls?
>>3113937>if winning, losewhen will cygames stop doing activation conditions like this?
Does anyone know how to make a good sac for budding blossom late? What should I be making?
>>3113981Alternative Half Life City-17
>>3113995>memorize song costs>know exactly how hard I'm getting fucked by tokensYEAH HOW DID YOU KNOW I WANTED VO TOKENS FROM SPEED TRAINING THANKS GAME
>>3114003What do you mean, like what whites you should be looping?
>>3113995You guys don't just have that information open on a second screen?
>>3113960If I had to describe the scenarios I had trouble with? MANT is a slow killer. I was always stressing over surviving the rest of the scenario with enough clocks, runs took ages, needing specialized parents as someone that exclusively used milelets was agonizing, but on the positive side it felt like 4/5 runs had a chance of being the god run and there was some degree of control and adaptability to careers. GL is more like a car crash, there's a lot of things that can make the career go very bad very fast, but you also have to reach this absurd stat cap which makes things a struggle. Both are still better than Old Unity and I'm honestly close to typing out yet another Unity rant just because I remember how much it pissed me off.
>>3113973the stam requirement is a lie for me, this spe is a grandparent for the parent that will be for Inari Oneif I can't make it with a damn gold recovery on a mile there was never any hope to begin withspecial needs already needs to land a 1 in 6 for mile sparks, I'm not about to loose too much sleep over a grandparent. Besides, she won 27 of 29 races, not bad for dirt D
>>3114010No like a sacrificial Uma that help my late proc budding blossom. There are so many double dom teams that my late is left out to dry
I will never complain about any scenario after mant because I know how much worse we could have it.
>>3113998It's actually true though, if Cheer Kingu goes above SIXTH place for even a second in the first half of the race she has probably lost the race because her ult is gone. Sixth place really isn't all that hard for her to climb over if she's built well, especially if you run her late. Even End can and will get cucked though.
ooooh
>>3113987would you rather glue after one hour?Or would you rather glue after 5 minutes, then 8 minutes, then 15 minutes, twice at 25 minutes, and finally gluing at the very end of the career and realizing you're out of borrows and can't even fucking properly play until tomorrow?
>>3114022Oh also if you get RNG rushed it's gone!
*rapes you*
>>3113989To be the man, you gotta beat the man!382814873828148738281487
>>3114025
>>3114029SHE HAD ENOUGH
>>3114031Cafe CUTE
>>3114014If you're getting a gold recovery then I think right is better?I'm not super sure, but highlander can technically work as an additional accel on that track so take that into accountI think ultimately I'd pick right just cause she's got more stuff on her, Homestretch Haste and RS: Stam are nice when discounted
>>3114031you WILL drink the coffee
>>3113947>sprint dotoholy based
I had a great run the other day and then got a slacker pipebomb in November of Senior year. And unlike mant there's no status healing items. I infirmeried twice, still had it, and killed the run.
>>3113991>sadly he moved on from it because of college and irl stuffThat's a shame. I actually wanted to give it a try, but I didn't want to play another gacha so he just streams it to me instead. But it really is such a quality game tho. The voices are all on different languages, the game's plot is nice, the art style is beautiful, and the one thing my friend keeps sharing is that their youtube PR is very meme-y>>3114030Thanks for the hostan!
>>3114026I need fewer borrows to make a build in GL because the short length makes it so I can continue playing even if I don't get anything from first inspiration.
>>3114037Boutta havea cuppa soon
>>3114029FALCO NO THAT'S YOUR CLASSMATE'S TRAINER AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
Another day, another 5 borrows wasted. Probably phoning it in for this CM and aim for a group B win instead. I can't build for shit for sprints anyways-
>>3114030Bet you ain't forgetting that loss my RIVALS308165703081657030816570
>>3114001Deck was FineMo, Speed Bourbon, Maru, LH, Wit Teio, 0LB Guts Turbo
>that one haku replay
>>3114031GHOST BLOWJOB
>>3114025It's fucked you can get the gold horseshoe door, eclipse first banner, and the 3* in question is an off-focus shitter you already rolled 3 copies of.
>>3114050
>>3114050>Smart Falcon after being rejected one too many times
What would you bring to the CM: A skillet with good stats or a statlet with good skills?
>>3114031SEX IN THE ONSEN WHILE THE GHOST JOINS INWOO
>>3114058Sprint CM? the latterany other CM? the former
>>3114048ACK MY PODIUM880577878805778788057787
>>3114050>You're all right Trainer, don't come to the training track tomorrow
Just noticed Sharp Steps isn't even in the umalator
>>3114064>Wins the stakes, gets elected queen of /v/ma>ruins everything>kills everyone on the trackWHAT THE FUCK IS HER PROBLEM
>>3114042Bullshit. You need more borrows because you churn out more glueYou only get five a day.FIve a day in MANT is FIVE HOURS.Five a day in GL is like 30 MINUTES BECAUSE YOU HAD TO GLUE EVERY RUN IN JUNIOR YEAR
>>3114070>Vote for the doom and despair candidate >Get surprised you get the doom and despair administration
I forgot how miserable training El for Sprint is. I have no good parents, struggle with even making a Mummy Creek parent, she gets barely any skills, hard to do her Medium and Long races, just overall an unfun time. I think I'm fine with losing this next CM
>>3114072Yeah but it made some people more doom than me so it's ok.
Hokkaido bumpkins my beloveds
>>3114070maybe we shouldn't have changed the rules to give her the win
>>3114076Same but without el. This might be the first CM I'm not making A finals in since cancer 1.
i've been using 0LB light hello for all of GL, is this bad
>>3114082You'd want her at at least LB1, so yes.
>>3114082Brickedsisses status?!
>>3114064Ask not for pity from the Phantom Bird. There is none in her.4437770244377702443777023 more, I need to eat
>>3114082Nah its fine tbhdesu
>>3114091Okay, this hokko propaganda is EXTREMELY effective
>>3114083>>3114091>Welp that didn't work out, time for plan B>Hey Trainer, did I ever tell you how kind you are?T-thanks...
>>3114088Sometimes I forget about El's Pasas, then I see angles like this.
>Finish backreading>Literally the coolest thread ever.I should've stayed up for the kikuka sho
>>3113091>Didn't know Ayabe could be so comedic, I thought she was supposed to be distant, depressed and of few wordsI mean that's how she started in the movie and her career so you aren't off, (I think, she didn't spook me yet), always distant, hard to reach out and leaning into self destruction out of survival's guilt for her twin, but I remember a jp player mention how ayabe really mellowed out compared to her first appearance.
>>3114088SO HOTSHOT YOU WISH TO FIGHT?814724828147248281472482
>>3114098Are those blueberries?
Am I really going to have to pull out the stakes strats to join these roomas? You neighas are too fast.
>>3114102google haskap
>>3114097I hate being reminded I am an Ayabelet. People need to stop posting Ayabe.
>>3114101KONO POWAH!!!!724928377249283772492837
I love rooms but I would never host one
>got greedy and did 3 pulls with some gibs >nothing to show for it but one golshi one top cun >one pull and just had 4 mambos It’s not fair, GIVE THEM BACK
>Eclipse first, the rest nowhere.>C*rren added to stable
>>3114102YOU WILL VISIT TOMAKOMAI TO EAT HASKAP BERRIES
spe provides carrots, but where does the milk come from?
Satono Diamond is making me act uncouth, might have to put her on the main screen.
>pace chaser CM >can't built pace chasers since my tachyon is LB0 which means I can't flex slot something like guts bakushin
i love how autistic she is lol
I am 100% going to make this the second CM I've lost with Cheer Kingu because she cucks herself out of ult be being to far up.
>>3114112WE MIGHT BE BACK164986901649869016498690Last (for now) my food is gonna get cold, thanks for coming. My bewuved rivals.
Kitasan Black might be the most attractive character in the game
>>3114120I want to marry Diamond but she's a package deal so I won't.
>>3114127For me it's HER but yeah Kitasan is really sexy cute. It's insane.
>>3114129>HERWho?
>>3114127No, its my wife actually
Worth trying to remake to get speed star and light as a feather?
>>3114126Thanks for hostan
>>3114119I hope it's stallion cock milk
>>3114133HER. I'm glad she has a high quality dedicated artfag.
>>3114140who?
>>3114138huh
>>3114126A curse upon thee, first rate trainer...Thanks for coming!
>>3114122reminder that she likes vidya and fightan, she'd play a shoto
>>3114135Ehhhh. Shes good
>>3114126thanks for the rooms
Can you check your 3 aces and tell me how much guts they all have?
>>3114144Thanks for the rooms. I can't win any of them.
>>3114140Excellent taste I love her scratchy laugh and voice
I wonder if keiba obsession about L'Arc is going to fade with how the french and the japanese are going at it on twitter.
>>3114140It's impressive, you can actually pinpoint exactly when this guy caught the CBvirus.
Will Uma Musume the vidya last 3 more years?
>>3114153Mine have 800 guts each if you're asking about the guy hosting rooms
>>3114158I seriously thought that was windy
>>3114159Uma will outlive us
>say the line, hokko
>>3114082If you've won a plat so far no
>>3114159More like 3 more decades.
>>3114159If imas can be at 20 years, sure, why not?
>>3114159FGO is still going, this shit is lasting 10 more years.
>>3114157>frenchalgerians*
>>3114157A random terminally online Twitter beef won't suddenly evaporate a national obsession that has lasted decades.
>>3114157Normal people genuinely do not care what the fuck happens on twitter.
>>3114164You know, only now im nooticing how much hair hokko has.
There was group of Fenomenos taking down Festas yesterday. Surprised security didn't throw a fit.
I'm no Daiwafag... BUT
>>3114159Uma is literally THE horse racing. It goes down when irl horse racing goes down
>>3114176Fatfuck
I love Fenomeno. I can't wait to play her for the first time.I don't know anything about her.
>>3114175did you get any good merch there?
>>3114180She's the relatively sane one of the Gold Clan
Am i a larper if i play uma for CMs but i skip all story and haven't seen the anime?
>>3114186You're autistic
>>3114186Yes.
>>3114186You're the TRVE uma gamer, don't listen to secondaries
>>3114181Nah I was there with my family. I handed out some of the extra pins I got too.>>3114186Sorta. Many of the people in LA don't play Uma Musume or quit shortly after trying. Some mentioned the opposite where they play the game but don't look at the stories or seen any of the animes.
>>3114186>i love when casino gives me achievements based on the playtimeYou're retarded
>>3114159I mean it's still going strong in Japan, right?
Is it safe to login or should I continue flatlining?
Am i a larper if i only clank the runs for Danchou and jerk off to umas?
>>3114202if you're in /v/mapyoi then it's not safe to log in
>>3114094
>>3114203You are a trve BEEma patriot and don't let anyone tell you otherwise
Is Zen-Nippon the only race with star pieces?
>>3114186>haven't read a career story since Tama (yes I loved it)>only watched one movie>will probably not read another career until Cheval releases>only goal is to bring glory to my girlsI don't even know at this point.
>>3114202I never really paid attention to the flatline strategy but we got the free 10 on Kita/Dia banner today
>>3114214No, there is a race right after with Pearl star pieces
>>3114202Its safe breh. Log in
>not reading the careers of your girls at least oncethe fuck is wrong with you people
>>3114186I watched everything but Cingray, the event stories are very hit and miss so far
>>3114214There are Seeking the Pearl star pieces, Classic Year, Early Jan. Shinzan Kinen
>>3114219Thank you
>NTR is dead forever No…NYO!
>>3114223Thank you too anon.
>>3114221Most of them are boring as fuck and I'm not wasting two hours reading the most basic japslop writing imagineable.
Not going to lie but I have never read the chapter stories and only careers when training.
>>3114228NTRbro...I'm sorry...
>>3114232This but when reading the lssser lower quality “stories” in western produced slop
>>3114221Every story is literally >Torena please love me>Oh i guess i have to race too
I've only read Nice Nature's career story and that's the only one I need
>>3114233I do it for umas that I won't roll for to get carrats and then tell myself that I will read them later for umas that I have I have many unread chapter stories
>>3114232>>3114236sounds like you just hate the game
'Tis the season
>>3114233Career stories are usually worth it. Chapter stories make me go to sleep.Event stories are hit or miss.
I like Neicha because she would never rape me
>>3114244No the girls are cute and I like the Monster Rancher gameplay. Plus not all of the stories are garbage, for example my wife Machan's.
>being a flatliner>when you can just not be a lucklet
>>3114251Are you sure about that?
>>3114233I only skip character stories when they're on the banner so I'm not tempted to roll.After it ends I'll go back and read them if I ever get spooked by that uma.I read everything else.
Do it for her.
>Saber UmasEishin Flash, Zenno Rob Roy, Durandal>Archer UmasSymboli Rudolf, Daiwa Scarlet, Narita Brian, Satono Diamond>Lancer UmasGrass Wonder, Phalaenopsis>Rider UmasMaruzensky>Caster UmasSweep Tosho, Copano Rickey, Marvelous Sunday>Assassin UmasRice Shower>Berserker UmasHishi Amazon, Inari OneDid i get that right?
I enjoy setting aside an hour to read a story while also watching the concerts for all the G1s featured in the careerit's also kinda nice to watch the races without skipping them every once in a while
'GANDA NUKE INCOMING
>>3114264nyo>>3114263we should be able to hang scalpers like this in the town square
>>3114258I tanked that btw
>>3114228Japan will never let NTR die!
>>3114258Why did she do it?
>>3114275Cute wife in love
>>3114270You're making me actually wanna roll for hokko she's so neat
should I do the scam banners?
>>3113712Because cynigs are retarded faggots
>>3114270I'm not reading that. I'm happy and/or sorry that happened to you.
>>3114258Neichafags eat so well with her alts man
>>3114281nyo
>>3114281What’s the worst that could happen?
Which end of a chocolate cornet do you eat first?
Neighas, i have 2 uncap crystals and the 1.5 anni voucher, should i use all of them to MLB my 1LB Fine Wit or store them? I was planning to pull for Wit Ramonu to compensate not having Wit Fine at MLB but now i have the chance to just do it right here right now.
>>3114281Yes great fortune will come
>>3114264Fuku and cafe are casters, princess is a berserker, Maya is a rider, Taiki is Archer
>>3113760Never played any other gachaslop and once I quit uma this will be my last
>>3114291Tbh. Fine is on her way out, post ramonu you only really use her if you run pace chasers.
>>3114285Is there an uma that got better treatment than Cafe?
>>3114270I don't get it
>>3114290I hope Ayabe doesn't do a Aya Hirano.
>>3114264I was about to ask if this was only including global alts/cards, but I saw that Phalaenopsis is listed. Feel like we're missing a bunch.
It's depressing to be reminded that I share this general with "people" who don't care about the stories and even skip their CM races, just to win a PNG title. Only murk in their hearts.
>>3114302Valentines into wedding is certainly some preferential treatment.
>>3113801>this many gachas>Still juggling three at onceSubhuman tier
>>3114281BRICK SQUAD
>>3114281Uma banners aren't the worst thing under the sun if you have a very small roster. Avoid support banners like plague, the chance of getting something useful is tiny.
>>3114281Do it faggot. At least do just the v2 if you have too many of the v1>>3114305t.the bassist
>>3114281Only the uma banners, 2nd bracket
>>3114290On its side.
>>3114285should have left it at neichafags eat
>>3114315>t.the bassistI'm glad at least one oldfag gets it kek
Doto's farm is starting a crowdfund campaign to buy the farm's land next week. https://x.com/NLstaff/status/2114315342499754146
Youse fuckers going to make me try Azur Lane again.
>>3114323It's not worth it.
>>3114322Why does Doto keep biting that guy? That's the most active I've seen him.
>>3114322cute doto
>>3114322They're renting the land?
>>3114069Is it the moomoolator? That thing is garbage, no idea why we still include it in OP
I am so fucking sick of fine motion not showing up to work.
>>3114270Oh no. They gave the shilluma one of the rare toreinas with an actual personality!
>>3114328That's Opera O, his nemesis.
>>3114328because Opera O HATE
>>3114159easily has at least 10 more years in it. Granblue and FGO are still going. Pretty strongly in at least the latter's case too.
>>3114335She's just having a fine Irish morning
>>3114333What do /we/ use now? Don't mention hakuraku. I want a simulator
>>3114333Aren't the alternatives just dead though?idk if any of them are maintained, at least moomoolator keeps track of the upcoming CM tracks
>>3114335Why do you have such high expectations for the irish?
>>3114344Morai.
>>3114146
Are (You) unbrickable?
>>3114356
If you tease /v/ma won hard enough I'm pretty sure she'd just rape you on day after training
>>3114328Horses have very good memory. He knows that Wada beat his team on several occasions which made his caretakers sad.
>>3114344Reminder that umalators don't simulate races>>3114353Moirai*I'm working on putting out an update today btw.
>>3114328He fucking hates OPERA O
>>3114363She wouldn't need to rape me
>>3114328Doto gets spirited when mares are around, too
>>3113937>Cheer Kingu is so cucked when she is cucked out of her ult>implying Kingu needs an ult to winPay no attention to the choppiness. My main screen went out that day and I recorded on my drawing tablet. Not sure why it came out so choppy when it ran just fine during the race.
The Irish are hardworking people! America wouldn't be where it is if it wasn't for the Irish!
>>3114368>>3114353How do I access this 'Moirai'?
>>3113473What is it? Is it literally a paperweight?
>>3114380Why you go to the Github page and download the EXE made by your friendly neighborhood anonymous poster.
look at them, getting all lovey-dovey
>>3114360GM roll gauntlet got me sweating even now
>>3114322>The origin of Northern Lake is a single horse named "Kirishima no Hoshi." "I want to extend the life of this mare who ran her heart out in 188 races as a racehorse until she was 10 years old, and let her live freely on the vast lands of Hokkaido"That's a surprising lore drop
>>3114380Github, its an anon made umalator that is the most accurate simulator
>>3114378Yes well I'm sure it would be fine now as well if everyone else also just had no accels apart from NSM. Sadly that time is gone.
>>3114385Sounds completely safe and trustworthy
>>3114379
>>3114368I wanted to ask you dev-kun. Does it work on non-windows operating systems?
One of these don't look right
>>3114395It actually is tho no joke, that poster is a good lad.
>>3114360I have the most powerful insurance of all if things go south on my rolls.
>>3114396Doto.. You're from Ireland...
>>3114398WHERE ARE THEY
>>3114398kill marry kill marry
>>3114380https://github.com/moblinworks/moirai/releases/latestIt's a downloadable executable. Only run it if you trust me, but I've doxxed my uma username with this so on my sacred honour I say it does nothing malicious.>>3114397I'm a Linuxfag. It works on Linux.
>>3114390Hokkaido has cheap land and is cold. Thoroughbreds (Umas) don't grow good winter coats. People shouldn't beat around the bush that they send TBs up there because it's cheap but I'm happy that Doto and friends are getting better places to live.It was the same for the Uma I took care of.
>>3114390>"I want to extend the life of this mare who ran her heart out in 188 races as a racehorse until she was 10 years old, and let her live freely on the vast lands of Hokkaido"Time for another granny uma to fill the niche along with Acute and Maru?
>>3114405You answered my exact question, thanks!
If you don't want to Marry Stay Gold you're just gay
>>3114385no offense to the guy but that's what's stopping me from installing it>bro it's literally on githubdoesn't mean I know what I can understand what's in itcould probably throw it at an AI to have it reviewed tho but I don't care that much
>>3114389Have you rolled on anything at all?
>>3114412she does not have allat
>>3114412>Implying stego has enough of an attention span to attend her own wedding
>>3114401I remember reading that Doto's original owner was a unionist, It'd be funny if this manga knew that
>>3114412>late surger
>>3114415I've had good decks for every scenario, I don't snack or umaroll much though
>>3114398Umayurus art style got a major downgrade.
>>3114414no helping the tech illiterate I guess, like that guy who can't figure out how to activate fuckin windows
>>3114360Not anywhere closeIm gonna be honest guys, if Ramonu does me raw after two sparks I might use that as an excuse to quit. Flatlining didnt rejuvenate my desire to play, if anything it made it worse even though I got the umas I wanted. I just dont want to play the game, not even auto runs and dailies. Ive been skipping stores/events for months now. I do try hard for CMs, I do well in practice rooms but keep jobbing finals mostly to debuffspam but otherwise just bad luck and I hate it. So yeah even CMs dont give me the joy they used to. So I am very much brickable. I’ll just focus on doing the bare minimum for now
is anyone else a trainer-slut? i keep bouncing around favourites>bro you dont choose your wife she chooses y-SILENCE
>>3114431400 + crystal is 80% MLB chance so if you're thinking of not playing just dont play.
>>3114435Yes
>>3114435Is it slutty if it's a consistent three that always gets in the CM teams?
>>3114412Show us the scar
>>3114360I can get everything I want even if I get unlucky on every banner.
>>3114431Tbh, jobbing is fine, uma is an RNG game there's only so much you can do if you're genuinely unlucky. Keep your head up king
>Backreading>WUVcen lost?What
>>3114435my number 1 has stayed consistent from when I used the selector voucher but the order of my top 5 has shifted around
>>3114431it doesn't get better, finals will always be an IRL RNG check against your builds and sometimes you run into your kryptonite, whether that is a better opponent, a bad room comp that hurts your builds, just plain bad luck, or a mix.
>>3114439Depends if you're the Teio-Tama-Taishin guy
>>3114435Danchou....
>>3114435I found out my officer was a fucking manslut after he dropped Ticket from his profile
>>3114448He was in a shit mood, did a Gold Ship at the gate, stayed far in the pack for nearly the entire race and when he started his spurt he didnt have the stamina to sustain it and fell back down on the pack. Going To Sky got prime Take for this race all of a sudden and Basse Terre just about missed out on the win AGAIN. Danon History which everyone meme'd into being the 2nd favorite finished 3rd.
>>3114431Yeah just do the bare minimum for a bit. But do know, you gotta remember when losing finals is your fault and when it isnt. Debuffslop is gonna go down with GM imo.
>>3114448Jobcen more like
>>3114459the last satsukisho cm we ever get will still be debuffslop?
>>3114456I just watched the race again. I'm not sure if it was Lovcen or the jockey but on top of everything else going to shit Lovcen attacked on the final hill climb. There's a reason why conventional wisdom says to go up the hill slowly. Lovcen is no Mr.CB and that reckless attack was certainly the final nail in the coffin for his chances, he had nothing left for the final straight.
>>3114414No offense taken. If you don't trust it, don't run it. I said as much when I first linked to its release here.I don't even have the source code on GitHub. It's just the executables, so you would need an AI that can examine the binaries, not the source. I know it looks sus and I don't care. I make it for my own personal enjoyment. I don't care how many people do or don't use it.If I did care, I would probably shill it somewhere else. If it was malicious and I wanted to fuck you guys up, I would shill it all over, but I don't do that. I haven't so much as shilled it in /vg/. Even anyone who's recommended it here is some other anon, not me. I'm not sure if I've ever suggested anyone use it. I've only posted updates about it and answered questions.
>>3114456I think the main reason why Lovcen's stamina tanked is because of the oonige OONIGE ON A LONG TRACK
What's wrong with dirt?
My heart goes out to Curren-torena, that man ain't right in the head.
>>3114472It's dirty.
What the hell is she talking about
>>3114475So tailjobs are on the menu?
>>3114475>Anon has never interacted with an Uma tail before
>>3114475She wants to see if she can lift 100kg with her tail alone
>>3114435I still don't know why is her ear circled
cuck falcon
>>3114470You're a good dude bro. I recommended it because it works wonders for me. It's really helped me out in terms of skill choices that are very tight.
>>3114475Imagine getting one shot by an uma tail.
>>3114473Curren does that to people
don't install moirai it secretly tracks your device to send to agents from Tomakomai who will kidnap you and force you to eat the haskap
mares...
>>3114436Tell that to my Tachyon rolls neigha. I had to hit three times and I only got one Tachyon from that. It required all three pities and an uncap to get MLB. I had to spend money to finish off the third spark. So dont give me that bullshit please, I know there are guys here that got worse luck than that. I hate how some of you use probabilities as a given, but whenever some guy has horrible luck you either tell them to quit or reroll their account.>>3114444>>3114451It’s not jobbing that I mind. It’s the fact that it’s all decided by one race. Ive never had issue making A finals, I have very competitive win rates, I dominate public rooms and do well in rooms here. My finals are the type of deal where you can resimulate and I win more often than not, and it’s just frustrating. The meta has gotten far worse ever since golshi’s ult was added, and the reign of xog was also pretty demoralizing, as is Bourbon destroying me one last time after her very dominant stay during MANT. It really doesnt seem like it will get better. Ive been busting my ass to stay competitive but if I just job finals to some dumb shit it doesnt make me want to try, especially when I see tons of people get lucky either with matchmaking or just objectively worse umas, in fact it’s infuriating. Im happy an underdog can win but it just doesnt make me want to try. So I just am not gonna sweat it anymore. Many of my plats came from NOT trying that hard, so maybe that’s the way.
>>3114493More likely it simply absorbs your luck so the anon who made it can get more umas with free rolls.
>>3114495Would a best of 3 races improve CM finals?
>>3114499Don't be ridiculous. I use my /v/ma consciousness dot app for that. No, I won't release it.
>>3114501I mean, I personally think it would. I think a lot of people will enjoy LOH a lot more for that reason. Instead of being a best of one take one. It's about average based on wins.
>>3114501Would make it much worse
>>3114501No, but first to two might.>>3114504I can't wait for LOH and the semi-death of CM.
>>3114495you need to adapt a slightly different mindset to play this game competitively long term, like a professional poker player accept losing and even losing streaks as a mathematical certainty and not bad luck.That being said vibing out CM is a great way to play the game and lots enjoy it that way and those players deserve Ws too.
>>3114473He's ok.
>>3114504How viable are frontless teams in LOGH?
>>3114495ok but I dont care its still an 80% chance so you're being a pussy by not quitting something you clearly don't like. Pussy.
>>3114504Oh yeah that's right , we start getting LOH in GM. I think that sounds really good for people that got CM fatigue
>>3114501yes and the amount of rounds to win should be more in shorter races
>>3114435I used to not have a clear favourite out of the playable umas for a while, but even then I had a strong gut feeling (which turned out to be 100% correct) that I would fall for a specific uma when she came out and tried to avoid getting too emotionally attached to any other umas until thenMaybe your true umawife just isn't in the game yet? You could try looking into some newmas and seeing if any of them catch your eye
>>3114511Not him but i mean, I get it. I enjoy the game but CM is many times soul shattering
>>3114510You get to live longer. You don't want to be at the front when opening volleys happen.
>>3114510Fronts are the meta in LOH not because they're the strictly strongest team every team but because they're the path of least resistance. Buy in LOH. You can pretty much get max rewards with every team, if you want to reach the very top top you have to metafag and that doesn't always include fronts but very specific umas
>>3114511go back
what did she mean by that
>>3114510>max rewardsyou can do this with anything>top 96it's more than just "play fronts" you have to piggy out and roll meta stuff constantly
>>3114520LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3114520KEK
>>3114520Kek
>>3114520No way this is real.
>>3114520BASED PRINCESS
>>3114504All I've seen about LoH makes it look like a snoozefest, you get basically the same rewards from anywhere from having a 70% win rate to 95% win rate team (in CM terms) and the push to top 300/96 isn't worth the hassle
>>3114520CyGODS
>>3114520BASED turf princess culling the dirtoid
>>3114435I've trained 53 different umas for CMs.Does this count?
>>3114520I can't believe Tomakomai is fucking dead
>>3114520LOL
>>3114520Surely they had to know
>>3114520
>>3114501I honestly don't think so because Finals are still a crapshoot regardless. FT2/BO3 works in other contexts because you can change how you play or even bring a different character/deck between games. Even if you could do it in a timely manner in Uma, what adaptation is there to be had? "Oh, my opponents are on Frontspam so my Paces are just fucking dead?" You'd need even more time between CMs (or lower your ace standards) to make a more versatile team for that to have any impact at all. You're still at the mercy of passing wit checks for your skills and Pace Up.
>>3114520Troomakomaibros....
>>3114491I just finished playing her career and I really felt for her trainer. From what little Cygames could imply about him, he's constantly bouncing between naiveté and outright unwilling cuckoldry. I'm still missing a few scenes like onsen and large fancount christmas, but it's like their whole relationship never got any payoff, he just keeps sinking deeper and deeper into simpdom. Not even a glimpse of mask-slipping moment from her or some kind of big bold gesture from Torena, kinda disappointing since they could've done a lot more with the BPDemon/Enabler dynamic. But I guess it's just near-launch uma syndrome.
thank you based festa
I spent all day sleeping like a bear and missed the funposting too, I cannot stop sleeping someone help me
>>3114520I hate how this reminded me of THAT suicide wojak
>>3114520please be actually real
>>3114520NO WAY THATS REAL
>>3114552which one
>>3114520YOU WILL NEVER BE A TURF RUNNER
>>3114520I love Princess
>>3114557The troon
>>3114520uh oh, "they"'re not gonna like this one, expect dialogue changes.
>>3114549I recommend reading the hot springs scene, its pretty sweet desu neigh.
>>3114520WTF CYGAMES IS BASED????
>/t>>3114530well there has to be SOMEONE dying in my career dumps
>>3114520DAY OF THE ROPE IS COMING
Are you fucking shitting me? How have we reached this level already? That's it, I am falling off. Fuck Team Trials for being so fucking hard
>>3114545Yeah it would not fix everything and probably would make the meta more oppressive, makes me wish changing uma strategies was somehow a bit effective instead of just breaking your current build so you could have a responsive set of 3. for better or worse it does replicate real horse racing to an extend sometimes you just job like Lovcen
>>3114520i kek'd
>>3114573>Check mine>10,105>get back to my careerDo you guys not retire your CM aces to TT duty?
>>3114435I'm a fucking manslut I recognize it. Not my fault all the girls are so great and hot
>>3114577>Do you guys not retire your CM aces to TT duty?That's literally what I do??? I cannot win over 1M consistently with those and autoTTs with Gold Spam, this is a fucking bullshit and terribly designed mode
>>3114581Make high UG GL umas and you will get 1.1m by just raising your rank
Some Taishin talk a few days ago gave me an idea
>>3114588>husabnd won't isn't
>>3114591Torena is a fucking retard, excuse the man
>>3114587>Make high UG GL umas and you will get 1.1m by just raising your rankThat's not how it works? Unless they changed it
>>3114588fapped to taishin earlier today, thanks
>>3114591he has "can't decide how to word a sentence and totally fucks it up" syndrome just like me
>>3114588I want narita taishin to rape me to death
>>3114594kill fuck marry fuck
>>3114599Worked for me just make sure to get scoring golds over inconsistent CM winning golds
>>3113688>everyone gettingyeah, getting real tired of fake percentages
>>3114564Hopefully I can get it on the couple or so days until CM. She's not my cuppa but my contrarian /v/tard spirit makes me want to go against the grain, so I'm running her this CM (also cause I don't have any spr*nters).
https://x.com/chisanigis/status/2114331103649726520Dasca's seiyuu :(
>>3114609Meek is actually autistic and has no soul, you shouldn't fuck her
>>3114614this is /vg/'s fault
>>3114615that's just an average ningen you've described
>>3114614she saw everythingwhy are people so mean?
>>3114614I can't believe japs are suddenly brown
>>3114614So is she gonna not be a fat pig next time she has an event?
>>3114622>suddenly
>>3114620Japs fucking hate chubby women>>3114624you should consider jumping off a bridge
>>3114614Fucking soulless jap rats, the nerve to talk about people who haven't done anything wrong like that. Literal subhumans
>>3114614qrd?
>>3114588This is oddly hot.
is it cooked if i only used 1 light hello late by the start of senior year
>>3114624She's got fat due to some medicines she's taking. Even so, it probably took a lot of courage to show up on a Pakatube like that even tho Dasca is the main character of the new escenario so do be a bit more mindful of your words.
>>3114634bugmen were bullying her for her weight and for even appearing on Pakalive like that
>>3114588I don't get it
>>3114614I do feel really bad about her cuz like, she's not even an uggo or anything. She's just a bit chubby. Plusit fits FATwa
You people sometimes forget that japanese are slave cattle
>>3114549Simping for Curren Chan is natural state for everyone. She's just that powerful.
>>3114641>>3114631It's rage-bait nigga, how can you not see it?
>>3114641She got fat due to eating more than she needs to because she has no self control
>>3114634Daiwa's VA got fat, showed up to the pakatube fat, got bullied.
>>3114652This is a good thing I love fat bitches.
>>3114652
>>3114643You're becoming a father
>>3114634She appeared in person on the PakaliveHer face/neck is a bit fatPeople made fun of her for being fatIt's not like this is the first time she's been seen in person, but I guess she uses her vtuber avatar on youtube streams she does.
>had_to_reply_to_it_award.png
>>3114652trvke, shit doesn't work any other way than that
>>3114634scarlet va was trying to get more in character by getting fat heaving milkers but she instead got kinda fat in some of the wrong places.
>>3114657Get a brain neigha, I'm sure if I take her meds and don't eat anything I won't get fat. So no the meds didn't make her fat. Her lack of self control while she was on meds made her fat
>>3114656I knew you guys had good fuckin taste.
why is falco red
>>3114668There's zero way hokko is honest about her measurements
>>3114658Adopting a child seems like a bad idea when I'm currently busy overseeing my trainee's career.
>>3114614This is like a suicide note
>>3114673She'll be fine, she got a lot of support.
>>3114673We sadly didn't get gibs when urara died but will we get gibs if a seiyuu dies?
>>3114668I swear they get bigger with every screencap.
>>3114656BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>3114671Overseeing a trainee is basically adopting a child.
>>3114678Isn't that just putting carat bounties on people?
>>3112750Told ya neighas. Unicorn was on point with the game's culture.
DANCHOU COME BACK ALREADY
>>3114683Hypothetically, how many carats would a human life be worth?
>>3114683Not if it's only for suicide deaths
>>311468730
>>3114687Considering it's Cygames. 150.
>>3114614I would fuck that chubby goddess senseless anytime
What do failed racers even do after retirement bruh
wonder acutie
>>3114697The same failed athletes do if they retire? Just study and/or get a normal job.
>>3114697Get knocked up by their trainers and start a family
Scarlet is not fat!
>fatcow scarlet's seiyuu is fat irlBravo, Kojima
THE SBR IS BACK, TAKE YOUR HEROES AND ENTER THE RACE. CAPRICORN SPRINT CONDITIONS.65058146650581466505814665058146HERE ARE THE CURRENT STANDINGS AS WELL
>>3114687Easily 3000 for pity, one life for another
Is top runner even all that worth it for solo front machan? Im starting to think its a bit questionable
>>3114697Wage it up
That's a funky looking Kitasan Black...
>>3114706Awesome! Hopefully creek can finally fall off
>looping fronts>almost every front is a G dirt, no flexible good front loopa like other styles have with oguri, el, digitan, inari etc.>can't run dirt, affinity suffahs>pink spark selector is not until 4th anni or later iircI hate this.
>>3114714Her alt repeats for some reason
>>3114706Surprisingly sovlful list, how was it possible?
>>3114722The SBR always has different conditions
>>3114710I think there's a solid chance it procs off a pace that's popping midrace like crazy or downhill modemost Machans that I see in hakuraku either have leader's pride when solo or they run double front + top runner
>>3114717Fewer races = more stats = more freedom in deck selection for skills because it's easier to get SS rank. Always look on the bright side.
>>3114717Even Dirt E is decent enough bwo, get a loopa with Dirt sparks
>>3114510although this JP site is putting all pace chasers for long LoH (this is browser translate)https://umamusumelabo.com/event/loh/loh-kyoto3000-202611
>>3114520>>3114544I NEED someone to drawfag thisGigachad pleaseEmergency gigachad
>>3114435I've only switched once and it wasn't my fault. I can't help it if my heart was stolen.
Just started watching Tarumae's uma story chapters to see whether I'd be interested in rolling for herI think I've already figured out where all her recent propaganda has been coming from...
Was Marilyn Monroe actually a good actress or is she just a sex symbol?
>>3114742>Schwarz GranWhoma
>>3114750The ongoing career dump has made me ultra interested in hokko but I can't spare a dime for her, my funds are destitute...
>>3114520based CHADlators
>>3114520Is there some kind of connection between Hokko and Princess? Either way you're making me want Hokko just for her interactions with Princess in her career.
>>3114742as expected, rudolf's ass comes highly recommended
>>3114520>we're so high upLONG WAY DOWN
>>3114742Good news for pace enjoyers.
>>3114614The schizo/conspiracy theorist in me thinks that the bullies have to be folks who want to get an opening in va career within uma, a seiyuu being an open spot is such a way
>>3114752She was actually p great. Just got typecasted into mid roles.
>>3114736Probably the first time a German and someone from Tomakomai interacted
>>3114748I would but I like hokko and don't wanna draw her getting hanged.
How about a jig?https://jiggie.fun/OJR8av
>>3114752I know we have old posters but I don't think we have people THAT old
It seems like a strict prerequisite to be a yurifag to enjoy this game. For me, yuri only has negative connotations, so I am fucked. I wish I had an American education, which would have taught me to worship all flavors of sodomy, just so I could appreciate this game.
>>3114776Unironically I never played jig (and I am mobile right now so I don't know if I can even play it), how is it played?
>max speed>fully charged>sprint S>homeless witAHHHHHHHHHH WHY IS IT SO HARD TO BALANCE THE 3 YOU HAVE 10/10/10 SPEED/POWER/WIT GROWTHS TOO
>>3114780Just take the pieces and join them man, it's pretty simple.
There's nothing stopping anyone from calling anyone else fat.>>3114767>>3114768You're both fat.
>>3114780connect pieces together to create a full picture
>>3114780they tie your leg to a pole with a chain and make you chop it off
For the few anons who use it, Moirai has been updated to v0.2.2. Check the readme here for more info:https://github.com/moblinworks/moiraiThe latest version and what it includes is here:https://github.com/moblinworks/moirai/releases/latestIt's mainly bug fixes and some QoL. Important changes to lane movement and some copy/paste/save/load features. Also updated the database so it includes new skills like Sharp Step. It's not a big update. I was making a lot of progress while I was chilling in open league, but returning to graded has sapped my time and I haven't progressed much lately. Someone asked for the ability to load umas from HorseACT data. I added something to load the runners from a race .json file. I don't have Hachimi installed so I can't thoroughly test it, so it might be busted. Last I checked Hachimi doesn't work on my OS, so I don't have enough files to test with, but some anon earlier this thread or last seems to have it working so maybe I should revisit that. So there's a Ctrl+I hotkey to import one of those files, but no UI button for it for now. Anon also asked to be able to import veterans.json, but that would require some UI stuff I didn't feel like doing right now.
>>3114776What is she trying to cut here?
Taiki got such a nice role in this episode, I'm glad because I don't remember her being on anything recently
>>3114790>Removed Herobrine???
>>3114796Only good can come from this.
>>3114790Why is Doto attacking Shakur with such savagery?
>>3114804She is encouraging her to go to bed.
>>3114796I remember I didn't play Minecraft for weeks when I saw that note because I was that scared of Herobrine. I was a scared wee lad
>>3114796well that explains all the fog and weird figures in the distance in my GL runs recently, was wondering what that was about
>>3114467I think it was more a hail mary in recognition of the fact that he was completely fucked anyway after that start, and as such he just had to hope that everyone else gassed after chasing the runaway.
>>3114769Everytime I hear about typecasting it's always how it's hard to leave it without luck and the right timing to search for different roles, do it too early and you killed yourself connections and work opportunities, do it too late and forget about ever finding a more challenging role.Then again typecasting doesn't sound so bad, especially if it's a beloved role.
>>3114790>So there's a Ctrl+I hotkey to import one of those filesit works! thanks for adding that, now i can see whether i frauded my CM finals or if i got scammed!
those fuckass sleeves
>>3114814ANONYMOUS WAIT, YOU'RE NOT READY FOR THAT FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE!
>>3114790Amazing shit man, thanks.
>>3114817I don't know if it's genuine granny care or rage-baiting in her own way
>>3114814You shouldn't do that, man.
>>3114814if into the security recordings you go, only pain will you find
>>3114822Frequently with real grandmothers its both.
>>31147069/18JUST JOIN WITH 1, WHOEVER YOU WANT TO SEE WIN
I ten pulled Kitasan so now I can afford to spark 1 other uma before Ramonu, who should I go for?
>>3114830ive got fucking nothing....
Extremely retarded question but, why does a runaway irl even affect pace? Why not just let them runaway, run at your normal pace and overtake them when they gas out.
>>3114831>if over 30Hokko>if under 30Helios>If metafagValentines Fujin>If crazyWindy>if hornyCB>if noneSave
>>3114831Wait until after Ramonu and get Ruby
>>3114835What about Bakushin
>>3114835>if gayValentines Ryan
>i'm freeI forgot how low res the cutscenes were. This game could use a brush-up.
>>3114845Dont throw Ryan lovers to the rest of us, the fuck?
>>3114843What about bakushin. She don't come out until GM.
>>3114831Ruby
>>3114790>I added something to load the runners from a race .json fileThanks! Can confirm it worked with the first race data that I threw in. That makes it so much easier to import my team instead of manually building them and then I can see how small changes would actually change things. There's also Haku's ability to export umas into a .json from the lobby page that I'd love to be able to steal umas from instead of manually inputting them, but loading from the race data alone is already a massive QoL improvement. If you need some files from haku or something, just ask in the thread and I'm sure I and other people would be happy to throw them into a .zip for you.
>>3114790so after simulating, how do i see each uma's expected win rate?
Are there any good Uma addons on GMod?
>>3114850My bad
>>3114857Please check the info in the first link. It lists hotkeys, including the one to open the stats window. It's a bit barebones, but it's there.
>>3114614
>Finish a beautiful and emotional career for the first time>It ends.>Feel sad because that's it for the character, they will never ever have their more to their story or told another way.Sometimes this makes me sad.
>>3114614I CAN SAVE HERJUST TALK TO ME LIKE DAISCA IN BED AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU EVERY DAY
>>3114853Some things I'm worried about: if some future support card gives you skill that doesn't exist in Moirai yet and you try to load a race with that, I don't know what will happen. I also don't know what will happen if you load a race with mob umas.
>>3114879What's the worst that could happen? Could it blow up?
>>3114847>This game could use a brush-up.Your monkeypaw wish has been granted.
>>3114847They tried anon, and the devs (or the third rate company they sent it for remastering) couldn't put the minimum effort to fix up the bugs or pay a decent ai upscale
>>3114875Don't be silly anon, she'll get a whole 3 new costume events with each alt
>>3114883>What's the worst that could happen?It could be extremely painful
another 'GANDA NUKE, without the hot springs btw...aaand that's all for her career dump, solid 9/10 would pull again
Anyone else running seeking the pearl?
>>3114875Everything ends, be happy that it happened not sad that it's over.
>send out a parent auto>suddenly realize that I used the wrong grandparent
>>3114875they do have events pretty often anon. I know Fuku for one constantly gets shoved into events because her grandma crying voice is good at tugging heartstrings
>>3114889This was some excellent shit man, 10/10
>>3114883Worst cases are it causes a crash and/or overwrites the autosave file in such a way that you have to manually delete it and relaunch.If your PC explodes, it wasn't me.
The absolute simplest shop refresh would fix 75% of the problems with GL.
>>3114889Peak fiction
>>3114875It's honestly inexcusable that we don't get more story content for Umas like secondary/alternate career stories or something. They don't even have to be voice acted and what the fuck else do they even do on this game?
>>3114889Thanks for the dump! I rolled for hokko and im really glad I did. Local Idoru won me over hard.
Do they ever update GL like they updated URA and Unity?
and also these two i guess
>>3114897I wish Fuku would tug something else of mine, if you know what I'm saying
>>3114907no lol
>>3114634fatshaming is...LE BAD!
>>3114889Wuved it and Wuved hokko....is she on the selector?
>>3114899Sounds like something who blows up PCs says
STOP THE COUNT
>>3114912Shut up, dude.
I can't even get 900k in TT
I don't think danchou is waking up again...
>>3114917No
>>3114889Thank you so much for the dump man, she is so neat and such a lovable girl. I feel kind of close to her too since I am also from a tiny and relatively unknown village, so I feel even closer to her
>>3114928GOOD
>>3114875At least they have event stories?Most umas get some screentime in their rivals' careers, too, which can help expand on things their own career didn't cover (especially for umas whose IRL careers lasted longer than the first 3 years the game shows)I guess it still kinda sucks for umas who don't have any notable rivals in-game and/or barely ever get to show up in events
>>3114904Its so fucking shitty that they NEVER update the character stories. It's something so simple that they could do and yet they don't
>>3114879>I also don't know what will happen if you load a race with mob umas.Just ran a room with just me, and it loads your team properly but the mob umas certainly do cause problems. Here's the .json for the room, lemme know if you need more examples to poke around.https://litter.catbox.moe/fesgvzl46cu1box3.jsonAs to a missing skill, I feel like that's at least easy to test on your end by removing PoC or some common skill from the skill table, loading up a replay, and seeing what happens. First thought would be to just throw a "This file contains a missing skill from the table" error even if it obviously can't parse out what the skill is. The obvious solution, though it would be some work, would be to just implement every skill in JP since they're already known and on GameTora. It's not as though we're getting novel stuff on global.
>>3114928Danchou is not like his predecessor. He is logging in later
>>3114937or like umas where their rivals they don't have the rights for yet, kitasan has to be prominent in dura's career right?
>>3114928If you're so scared then summon him
For anyone who cares, Fedex finally freed my BETRAYED package from the French loop and it is now safely in my hands. I am now a customs expert and will safely run into the sunset with her never to be seen again, bye
>>3114942Yeah she is, dura's epithet is based around beating her
>>3114946Who did you buy?
>>3114946The schizoid manner of speaking tells me once you were a mighty seiunlet
>>3114946Congrats.
i am the last seiunlet huh...
>>3114940Why did special week never use her special clones to beat grass wonder in the arima kinen?
>>3114911Acute always seems like she's ready to clock Falco's face in at any moment.
>enter public lobby for sprint cm>4 domswhy
>>3114937>who don't have any notable rivals in-gameYeah, dont even remind me
>>3114961Acute is old school, this includes physical punishment
>>3114957Stand proud, you are strongHow can there still be Seiunlets in the year of our lord almost 2027
Lies, because I too am a seiunlet..for the next foreseeable month anyway
To the anons freaking out over Pawchive being down. Stop it. You can fap now.
>>3114946Post pics when you get her safe at home
>>3114974>PawchiveWhat is that?
>>3114972i still have a month and half left...
1LB is more than enough, right? Because I really need to free the borrow slot and if 1LB is good I'm using a ticket and a crystal on her
yepper's career story is so fucking bad
Baby Teio Time
>>3114982...hot diggity dog...
>>3114982Ooohhh, I'm in the soup...
>>3114982She's in the soup now
>>3114981Her breasts aren't that big.
wasn't there like a flowchart of what uma careers you would like?
>>3114978the new kemono
>>3114978Kemono's successorAka a patreon/fanbox piracy site
>>3114978Put this in your LLM of choice:"You are a hardcore detective. Head over to Pawchive and break down the content by theme and popularity."
YOU HAVE NO PERSONALITY, YOU ONLY SAY COUNTRY BUMPKIN SHIT
>>3114981SEXOOOO
>>3114998My LLM says it violates the Content User Policy, what is that?
>Seiunlets are over a year old
>>3114999DUDE COUNTRY BUMPKIN LMAO
any creator recs for pawchive?
>>3114980Good enough but not more than.I'd run curren SR if you have that MLBd, depends on how badly you need whatever you are borrowing
>>3065066>>3065066>>3065066
>>3115007lmao
>>3115007Why the fuck not
>>3115007...sigh, I'll use it*unzips*
>>3115007why hasn't meido deleted it?
>>3115001It means you're on the list now. Hope you're not australian.>>3115004Alfre-tori and Kamiyazuzu.
>>3115021There's no rule that says this board is 100% for generals. It's just a regular thread in a slow board
>>3115007We are not using this one right?
>>3115042it's been up for a while, I don't think meido is gonna delete it until it's used
>>3115042I won't with those recent posts inside
>>3115042what's wrong with it not having an outdated umalator and other useless shit no one reads
>>3115052Be the change you want to see and make good posts
>>3115056This >>3115052
>>3115062see you in a day I guess?
Yeah no that thread is garbage, I'm staying here
>>3115101Bruh we're /v/tards just TANK those posts or post a room bitch nigga
>>3115101Yeah what the fuck no one's even talked about /v/ma danchou or mentioned how the clubs are dying yet
>>3115105ok
>>3115150>>3115150>>3115150>>3115150
>>3115151Thanks
