>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. Registration begins October 27th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=large>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious Thread: >>3113185
>>3115150What could possibly be the context of this
Debuffer niggers are the most annoying part of the game dude
>>3115155Slavery
>>3115157You dont say...
>https://umalator.appAlright, not to be a fag BUTthis umalator is out of date. It does not have Sweep's new gold or white version, Sharp Steps. As a matter of fact MOST umalators are out of fucking date! So I would suggest either linking /ourguy/'s Parcae (which just got updated), or just not including anything at all unless somebody knows of a better alternative.
Has anyone had success making a non-machan front win anything?
>>3115166To be fair, none of the online umalators are updated. It's shocking that all the projects have been abandoned.
>>3115166>/ourguy/'s Parcae (which just got updated)Uhhh...I mean Moirai, here's the linkhttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai/releases/latest
>>3115166I think next thread we can do a few changes to the OP. We can switch out the umalator and probably add some of the >fun events that are coming up, but thats a problem for tmw
>>3115170>>3115166I hate him with all my soul but moomoolator is up to date
>>3115170>It's shocking that all the projects have been abandoned.It's really fucking disappointing honestly and it's stupid that I have to even bring this up, but it is what it is.We do have the downloadable umalators, hakuraku and what have you but those require more set up. It would be nice if there was just an easy, in-browser simulator that stayed up to date but oh well.
re-enactment for that one random GIII friday night still at 14/18!925268889252688892526888
>>3115175Did it get razor shaps step added? The one thing I like is that it keeps track of CM tracks
Anyone mind helping a neigha out? If I have Paizuri Satono can I skip out rolling on Laurel for long CMs?
>>3115179speaking of re-enactments, we're gonna need to do something about all these Breeders Cup and JBC races, i'm not too keen on repeating race tracks multiple times in 1 day
I'm fucked this CM aren't I
>>3115183Laurel is a bit better but yeah NYDia fills the same role and is a good uma too. If you don't want yet another late longslopper you can juat focus other umas now
>>3115175No, it's fucking not. It does NOT have razor steps/sharp steps, and that's kind of fucking important.
Pandora LOVE
>>3115183>>3115187What is the difference in ults?
>>3115180No, razor steps is not there
>>3115193We know Kris
>>3115186You're not in for a good time, especially since your unique gets eaten by the accel zone, but probably group B finals and then anything can happen on sprint casino
>>3115186Probably
>>3115186Yes, the 1600 speed cap is absolute fucking cancer and this scenario would actually be tolerable if not for that.
>>3115166there is litchterally no need to use umalators anymore when hakuraku's lobby sim is usable now that you can import umas
>>3115194Both are pretty different, Laurel has a 6 second Increase Target Speed (0.25) with an (0.075) heal while Dia has 5 sec Increase Target Speed (0.35) and a (0.035) heal. Both are pretty comparable desu. I believe Dia is even better than laurel in some tracks, Laurel is just the generalist queen of longslop.
>>3114940>Here's the .json for the roomDownloaded. I'll fix it eventually. Thanks.>As to a missing skill, I feel like that's at least easy to test on your end It is easy, it's just something I hadn't considered til now and I wanted to push out an update now. I meant to do all this a week ago after CM20 and I'm going to be without a PC for the next few days.
I bet the Pandora ritualposter hasn't read Main Story 2 and only cares about her because she has a swimsuit alt
>>3115206>you can import umasBut are you able to "create" umas from scratch, or do you have to import a real uma that already exists in-game?
>>3115201I'm just gonna run two dominators because I don't care about other uma in my team for this one so that's at least gonna level the playing field somewhat when it comes to the missing unique but the rest is still ass.>>3115205I would have been slightly closer to that if my 2nd half of year 3 hadn't been complete ass but what can you do but roll again.
>>3115186Did you test her?
>>3115183Laurel has two hard to get velocity skills in her kit. Dia can skip borrowing Kris S, but Stamina Siphon is very whatever unless you're going full drain on your whole team so it's kind of a sucky skill to have. Dia can still win but she also can't use her Wit card and the Cafe card sucks to use because she already has Claw Forward so you need something niche on her. And Ramonu doesn't help because Mile/Medium golds/skills.>>3115194Dia>5 seconds 0.35 velocity + 0.035 heal halfway in the race if 4th-7thLaurel>6 seconds 0.25 velocity + 0.075 heal halfway in the race if 3rd-7th (if on a long, just 5 seconds 0.25 velocity otherwise)
new club chat filter detectorhave funhttps://umakaite.github.io/UmaFilter/
>>3115164lmao that thumbnailI thought those were her lips>>3115150Cygames really did draw and quarter their old translators.
>>3115215Is there any reason to use this one over the old one?
>>3115211>But are you able to "create" umas from scratchyes
>>3115207>>3115214Both are good right? Good enough for me, I love Dia so god damn much
>>3115213she's fresh off the printers so no. Gonna get around to it once I'm finished with my borrows.
>>3115220how?
>>3115218I think this one is made by a lad from /uma/ and it's actually getting updated unlike the old one, plus if he's a 4chan guy we can probably tell him to add blocks that are missing
Opinions?
>>3115220Okay so how do I do that?Do I need hakuraku installed?
>>3115218yes, the logic and banned words are basically fully revamped and is as close to the actual in game filter rules
>>3115215>My message earlier was getting filtered because I can't type Hokko since it contains "Ho"CYGOOOOOOYS ADD A FUCKING WHITELIST THIS SHIT IS UNUSABLE
>>3115223nigga just go to the fucking site and try it out
>>3115225I have an opinion.
>>3115226see >>3115233
>>3115221Yeah both are fine, you just need to source some extra midrace from somewhere for Dia compared to Laurel. If you're just gonna use her sometimes it's whatever.
>>3115224Fair nuff nuff. Man I hate the filter, It makes chatting bullshit.
>>3115210That's pretty apparent since he didn't exist before that alt. Fake Pandora fan.
>>3115215What?
>>3115233>>3115235I'm on the site. Do I need a log-in to do this? Because every link I click just wants me to drop a JSON file. Where do I find the create uma section? Do I need Hakuraku installed?
>>3115186Looks pretty good, but her ult doesn't do anything on this track as far as I know.
>>3115237trying to use the vanilla chat sucks as it's cryptic what was naughty, but if you start using the flagger you start getting used to the stuff that actually blocks your message and learn to work around it.
do greens get halved after 1200?
Is it possible to flatline for 120 ramonu rolls next month? This is important.
>>3115246Nope, they're applied fully
>>3115241Alright, I found itIt was under Umalogs. See, if I'm looking for a simulator, the nice thing about it is you just open it up and it is what it is, an umalator.Hiding the simulator under umalogs is kind of fucking retarded in my opinion. The website is clunky, but maybe in the future people can just link to the lobby builder pagehttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=lobby
>>3115246No sir
>>3115215>polish swears aren't censoredHell yeah
>>3115248You get them regardless of flatlining
>>3115215Seeing the actual banlist is hilarious
>>3115248you can but you can't transfer them to any other banners so there's no point
>>3115248There's no more flatline tech, they stopped doing it in a way that allows 10 pulls to be flatlined after Kita.
>>3115248You will get 120 Ramonu rolls regardless. You can't flatline and put them on Ancestors or whatever.
>>3115251the sim is only for CM since all the CM room race data is used to validate it, which is why it's under there
>>3115256>someone was paid to write a list of slursI WANT THAT JOB
>>3115264these days I imagine you can just ask AI to generate one in the blink of an eye.
>>3115242it triggers exactly when the accel zone starts so yeah, it just evaporates completely. There's really no objective reason to use her on this cm.
>>3115260Yeah, that appears to be another limitation. If you want to simulate say, CM22, it appears as of right now, the furthest it will allow you to run is CM21. So I'd say there's still a pretty strong case for having a standalone umalator, as is the skill generator that's available in most of them is pretty handy. Hakuraku's great don't get me wrong but it would just be nice if there was an easy up-to-date browser version of an umalator. Either way I think we can probably just drop the umalator from our threads because it's shit because now it's missing skills
>>3115265@barbinGPT, call me different slurs, DO NOT MAKE MISTAKES
>>3115265>sorry but I cannot fulfill this request as it contains hate speech, my purpose is to aid users without discrimination or harmful stereotypes. If you want I can help you with another question
>>3115239>hanbavery offensive.
>>3115256Since when is eskimo a slur?
>60 free uma pulls>only got a single dupe>10 borrows down>not a single usable aceI might aswell just flatline until GM drops.
>choco broken
>>3115267ok yeah i dont really prep ahead i guess
>>3115275Here you go, sonDon't spend em all in one place!
>>3115256>baginaebin :DDD
>>3115280saatana and perkele are not banned words I think
why the fuck is "beaver" censored?
>>3115283means manko
>>3115283that's a word for ningenmanko
>>3115277Eh it's all good. That still is a really nice feature for Haku to have. We have moirai, and I think we should highlight that because devbros are appreciated. I'm going to use that for now, and maybe in the future I'll take a stab at making my own browser umalator more in the themes of the originals, just without the bloat, up-to-date, and maybe the ability to simulate 9 umas rather than just the default 2 that the original ones stuck to.
>>3115206>can't search by rankdead for open leauge mannn
>600 speed 500 powerthe fuck
>>3115289No one cares about open players
>>3115290Know your place Machan
Reposting from last threadFor the few anons who use it, Moirai has been updated to v0.2.2.Check the readme here for more info:https://github.com/moblinworks/moiraiThe latest version and what it includes is here:https://github.com/moblinworks/moirai/releases/latestIt's mainly bug fixes and some QoL. Important changes to lane movement and some copy/paste/save/load features. Also updated the database so it includes new skills like Sharp Step. It's not a big update. I was making a lot of progress while I was chilling in open league, but returning to graded has sapped my time and I haven't progressed much lately.Someone asked for the ability to load umas from HorseACT data. I added something to load the runners from a race .json file. I don't have Hachimi installed so I can't thoroughly test it, so it might be busted. Last I checked Hachimi doesn't work on my OS, so I don't have enough files to test with, but some anon earlier this thread or last seems to have it working so maybe I should revisit that. So there's a Ctrl+I hotkey to import one of those files, but no UI button for it for now. Anon also asked to be able to import veterans.json, but that would require some UI stuff I didn't feel like doing right now.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATF DO YOU MEAN S+
>>3115292I care.
>>3115284>>3115286First time hearing about this, so I can't like beavers now?
>>3115292well I do and that feature existed before and worked just fine
>>3115283https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvWfbIe4X_4Sometimes I forgot how young the average /v/irgin is
>>3115287>simulate 9 umasLoH is coming soon
>>3115308LoH is 12 right?
>>3115301This does make me wonder, did they discover King Penguin first, named them so because they were biggest ones yet, and then discovered even bigger ones that were called Emperor Penguins?
>>3115301it's an older use that's been mostly out of favor for decades now. I think it's the first time I've heard it in that context in the last 10-20 years.
>>3115310It's 3v3v6 mobs
>>3115304Hey I am young but I won't tolerate this slander. I may not know beaver innuendos but I have watched all of Mr. Nielsen's movies several times and he is one of my favorite actors and comedians of all time along Norm Macdonald
>>3115301people talking about the animal will bypass the censorpeople talking about pussy will just pick a different word
>>3115206Umalators still provide value for being able to do the random walk of exploring all potential skills and quantifying how many expected lengths they bring if they trigger. Haku also has the problem of both low simulation number, and a fixed lobby comp which introduces biases both as a result of the lobby composition and the level of competition where a more volatile skill might need to go off for you to beat the strong umas in the lobby while a more consistent skill isn't enough to beat the mosnters but would give you better performance against the average uma.
Daily Akari 6582026-10-25 (Sun) Solved! 9:32https://dailyakari.com/have you done your daily wit check?
>>3115316Who the hell talks about pussy in club chat?
>3115318virus dont click my computer literally started chugging trying to load whatever this was
>>3115320You don't?
>>3115279Why is our official currency a flatline?
>struggle to hit SS in auto>accidentally run my CM deck plus Throne>SS
>>3115324It was more the Monopoly dollars that Seiun printed while in officeThey are no longer being printed, but hold value much in the same way a $2 bill does
>>3115318When does it change? I already solved that one.
>>3115317idk man maybe if you are still new or just like pictures then the activation point thing is nice, but skills are very easy to evaluate once you understand them and the track
>>3115329Sometimes it's nice to have the machine evaluate it for you though rather than just doing guesswork
>>3115329Yeah? What are the odds Shadow Break gives you carry over on CM22 vs the consistent value of Pulse?
>>3115325throne's good for SS. It's an SP blob with some stats. The better your cards are for stats the easier it is for SS. The less races you run the easier for SS. The more discounts you capitalize on at the skill screen the easier it is to hit SS.
What did you guys think of today's new Umayuru and new ED?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FwDmrbvdVQ
>>3115338This show is for babies
>>3115318I jobbed
>>3115308isn't that just a pointless filler game mode like team trials though
>>3115340Good.
>>3115340Might as well just say Uma as a whole is for babies
>>3115340googoogaga
>>3115344It's a once per month pvp event like CM and it had IRL prizes in JP.
>>3115332i guess>>3115333assuming a flat probability distribution like the umalators do, about 36% of the time you get speed carryover
it's /BOOBOO/ma!
>>3115338I don't care Umayuru until my wife appears(she won't).
As a kid I liked edgy and action packed anime but as a grown man I like cute girls doing cute things.
>>3115338upset that the animation quality took a hit and that Inari One doesn't have huge chibi tits
I wonder how many wom*n play this game.
>>3115344No, it fully replaces CMs every 3 months.
>>3115356>He doesn't know
>>3115353I still prefer more of a character drama or hero's journey type stories rather than slice of life stuff but hey that's just me. I think sports anime is pretty good for providing a decent mixture of the goofing off times combined with the serious competitive "action" side of it. Uma is a nice blend of both.
Confess.
>>3115356It's more likely than you would thinkAnd they're ALL overweight
>>3115344it's a once a month PvP with like a ranking ladder, plat 4 is equivalent to making it to A finals, there's a leaderboard too with special epithets and even more carats for top 3000 at minimum and even more for top 96 all the way to top 1, top 96 get a IRL physical plaque
>>3115356Uma in JP was around 85/15 in some data taken years ago. No idea now. No idea on global.
>>3115349How many lengths do you lose from the delay on Cheer Halo? If the last corner was another 50m, would it be worth bringing her or is that enough of a delay that a consistent velocity inherit would be better? How much is the answer changed if I'm already bringing Spurt and Razor Sharp Steps since accel has diminishing returns? There's a lot of things that a proper umalator can answer that just reading the track doesn't do because there are marginal calls that need to be made.
>>3115338Looks like absolute garbage. The original run was still low budget but it wasn't this fucking low.
>>3115358yeah but the question is should it
>>3115338I think it's extremely funny that NTR, of all umas, wrote a play where the protagonist steals someone else's fiancee
>Sudden seethe over Umayuru because a certain uma was featured
>>3115362Hey, that's not fair. That's just half of them. The other half are so filled with metal they may as well be cyborgs.
>>3115338It offered a good reaction image.
>>3115363Sounds like whaleslop.
>>3115356aside from you guys, I don't know a single cis male that plays this game.
>>3115372shut the fuck up eric
>>3115318Maybe I'm bad.I don't know where to go without guessing.Yesterday's was too hard too.
>>3115377Me neither, but that's because I don't know many people period.
>>3115377damn...
>>3115365>veering into edge cases and hypotheticalsyou're doing this right nowalso the answer is you cant actually overaccel even with wit sweep
>>3115373>filled with metalWhy would that be the case, too many fillings in their teeth?
>>3115377I don't exactly expect the average male in his mid to late 30s playing a waifu sim to be a social butterfly, much less to share that interest openly.
>>3115283"They" hate Mel Gibson
>>3115363>top 96 get a IRL physical plaqueWhat the fug
>>3115381What is this, minesweeper?
POV: me
>>3115386I was thinking more of piercings. I really don't get it because that shit looks painful.
>>3115338Why did they decide to make Taiki a happy cuck?
>>3115386they are five nights at freddys animatronics
>>3115393Oh yeah, now I remember that cosplay image someone posted and the lady had quad lip piercings and like double septum piercings. I don't really get it either, but for a cosplayer it's even more offputting
>>3115392Me in the back
>>3115394acting isn't real
>>3115377>cis
>>3115224>he's a 4chan guyWhat if he spies on what we say?
>>3115392but you're not the dude that proposed to his cosplayer gf
>>3115377You have to be a little genderfluid to find looping an engaging activity
>>3115392
how do i get a qt uma cosplayer wife?
>>3115416Rope, NOW
>>3115419Go outside
>>3115377(Me)actually I lied. there's 6. but that pales in comparison to the 25 or so women in my jp club>>3115382fair>>3115387that's true, but I'm a zoomer a decade underneath that age range.>>3115406>>3115414correct. I know one trans man that plays this game.>>3115416I suppose
>>3115392>tfw you will never propose to your cosplaying fiancee on stage at a racecourse in front of hundreds of people and then have artists draw the event after she says yesWhy even live?
>>3115393It is painful, and I'm not even talking about the initial "creating a cavity in your body where one did not exist" part, but the maintaining of said hole and how tender the nerves are and taking piercings out and putting them back in. That shit sucks and is annoying at best.t. hasn't had a piercing for 20+ years
>>3115419just BEE urself
>>3115385There's a certain level of irony of anyone who actually posts that backing up their own argument because they're inevitably the actual midwit. Edge cases are the reason for having numbers and not just doing it based on vibes. If you don't think the margins are important enough to be worth crunching the numbers, that's on you and it is unlikely to change things, but I enjoy doing optimization problems like this.
>>3115420This is one of the funniest text screenshots I've ever seen in this game
>>3115416im still stuck on mission 15 in ac8
I dated a girl in high school that looked like Tosen Jordan.
>>3115426The ojisans who are married ITT could give us some advice to us starving romantics
>>3115385>posts a wojak as an argumentYou are really not helping your case lol
>>3115420>COME TO TOMAKOM- ACK
>>3115434My wife proposed to me
Finally an acceptable, for my third-rate ass anyways, PearlShame that sparks chose Medium and Mile instead of any of sprints on my borrow but that's life Any fuck ups I made other than that?
>>3115377i have had agp fantasies and would instantly take a perfect magic gender changing drug but i'm otherwise comfortably cis
>>3115445Danchou...
>>3115434First stepGo outside
>>3115445sexual fantasies aside i'm sure 99% of cis people would like to know what it's like being the other gender for a day. completely normal
>>3115434Step one: stay on 4chanstep two: go to the uma threadstep three: post your build
>>3115392https://x.com/baninabear/status/2114202120220213435Apparently there was 3 proposals at the track, this one was a good Opera cosplay
>>3115445Oh, is /cyoag/ here? That's a thread I haven't checked in a long time, or I guess you might be from the other one
