>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. Registration begins October 27th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=largePrevious Thread: >>3119193
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>umalator removedHow do I install maori?
>>3121217>tfw you will never be fy's professional footfag
>>3121226Next thread should probably add this.https://github.com/moblinworks/moirai
>>3121240>>3121248>>3121250What benefit does this have over Haku? I don't mind adding it but I don't think it's better than Haku?
>>3121257Disregard everything, do not talk about the OP, just brings melties and nobody reads it. Leave it as it is
>>3121257Oh wait, shit, Haku's not a race sim. The two programs are totally different.I was just thinking of replacing Umalator itself, allowing you to test various different races. Haku for displaying ACTUAL race data would be another good link to toss up there too.>>3121255I have to go to bed so I can't really engage with this right now, but if that's true then we should respect that. Can you reply with the post that shows him saying that? Find it with arch.b4k.dev...
>>3121257Haku is a multiple tool so it's probably better adding it instead of Moirai.
>>3121257Haku can also be a race sim iirc.
>>3121217I NEED TO TOUCH YANKO'S FEET SO BAD
>>3121257>>3121261>>3121264Hakuraku literally can't simulate beyond whatever the current CM data is. You can't simulate anything for CM22 because the site wont let you. As a standalone umalator it falls short.
>OP talkI'll be back when you are all normal
>>3121262>>3121268Haku has a race sim too. I don't know if it has less detail than moirai but you don't have to download anything which is a big + in my opinionI think we would want Hachimi and Haku in the OP, since you need Hachimi for some Haku features
>>3121272did you not read >>3121268Haku's simulator is tied to whatever specific CM data you have it set to at the top. It only goes up to CM21. you can not change it for any other course than whatever the upcoming CM is. It is very limited
>>3121217>fans and aircon
i dont really vibe with end closers, but i played her recently, and kinda fell for her. is she viable for any future CM?
>>3121271There's not much to talk abouta dead link was removed the threaderas for inserting other links, that's up for debate
>>3121274Oh that's annoying, I wonder why it's so limited. I guess we can have Moirai, Haku and Hachimi links in the OP. That should cove everything
NEW DATA
>>3121281Did they add the weima?
>>3121289Oh shit it's Helios time?
>>3121289>>3121290Helios isn't until November, there's a tachy/teio rerun banner starting tomorrow tho
>>3121291Ohh right, no Uma since they moved Tarumae
This board is genuinely not ready for the weima.I'm worried 4chan will overload and die when her banner drops.
>put off the last umayuru episode iluntil NOW when its only like 3 minutes longWhat level of procrastination is this?
>>3121296I still haven't finished a career since returning from flatlining
/v/eima republic would be a good club name
>>3121296Yet you stay here for hours... curious
>>3121307>projectingIm staying here only when im on the shitter
>>3121310Well then that sounds healthy. Usually procastinator masturbators waste hours doing nothing. Sounds like you're just busy then
>>3121310So you sit on the shitter for hours...
>>3121294Is she really that fun of a character?
>>3121320I suddenly got this very dumb idea that we should create a witcheck thread and post there and leave the more serious talks in the real threads instead
>>3121303I guess party/v/ei doesn't have the same ring to it...I want to start a club but I'm a lousy piece of shit. I don't have what it takes to actually be danchou. It's a conundrum.
>>3121326She's a paripi, fun is in the job description
>>3121329we barely even have enough people for the clubs we have right now
>>3121333I suppose it does. Plus her card's why I even came up with party/v/ei.>>3121337Yeah that too. AND I'd be leaving /v/agabond out to dry. It just ain't fair to create a new club right now-and may never be.(I haven't heard from /herse/ in a bit... are they gonna do a recruitment drive soon?)
>>3121329Being a danchou is really easy. Just ask everyone what they want to do, do that and send wuv yous in the club chat. The best part is kicking flatliners.
>>3121329We don't have enough people, not a good idea
thots?Very bad run in terms of wit clicks, hints and SP (~2600 total)
>>3121343>DD but no PPits over
>>3121341There's more. You gotta do recruitment drive shit too, and coordinating. Remembering the flatliners is also difficult... and what happens when I vanish?>>3121342I mean yeah, already covered that. There's more reasons than just "being danchou sounds hard," it was just the most immediate issue to me.
I WANT TO HUG MARUZENSKY
>>3121344NTA but i thought ISW works the same as PP?
>>3121276She'd be decent in cm23 and cm24 I think, not meta but if you give her the fundamentals that an end closer needs she can deliver. Though the meta picks are as always going to kind of hard to beat. She did good on cm20 for me
>>3121347I thought it was DD replacement
>>3121344>>3121350IW is PP
>>3121329I'm up for a new club. I've recently been thinking of leaving my old one. Also seems like a fun idea overall.Though I'm not sure if we will be applicable for gibs with a new club.
Frontfags really be giving their umas PP's
>>3121339Their Danchou was stuck in the hospital for a while but I think he's fine this month.The club is dead though they have 14 members that gained fans this month. There's no way they're finding 16 people to recruit
>>3121355both PP and DD. also also Slipstream (interpret that however youd like)
>>3121352Well, if I get the weima, then I'll consider it. Lord knows I'm going to be hosting more watchparties in the future anyways, so it'd be a good brand fit.>>3121359Don't need to recruit 16 in one sitting, was just curious if there was any plans at all. I suspect that the group CAN grow over time, though "over how long for a 24/30 club" remains to be determined.Glad to hear he's out.
>>3121352>>3121365You cannot fill a new club, do not do it, you will just waste your time
>>3121366>you will just waste your timeIsn't that what we're on 4chan for?But yeah. I will concede, at minimum, it will take a long while for any new club to gain significant traction. I'm no stranger to hopeless tasks.
>>3121352Just join one here, there are many slots available already, a new club would just screw everyone else since there is not enough people already
>>3121365>Well, if I get the weima, then I'll consider it. If that's the case, then, better make a club right now or a month before with a throwaway alt and transfer ownership so it'll be eligible for gibs the next month.>>3121366I get your point, but straight up rejecting the idea seems like an asshole move. Let people do things.
>>3121368You'll be fucking over any other club that already has trouble to recruit, stop to think for a moment
>>3121372Seems like a bigger asshole move to me to spread clubs so thin that nobody gets to fill up
>>3121365desu I support the idea. you will probably suffer the consequences of not being able to fill up a club, or be able to fill it up but at the cost of other anons leaving their current club for it, but I think it's worth the shot. in the end, it'll entirely depend not only on you but also on whether others would join it.
>>3121372>bwo we should just make sure no one can ever recruit again when there's no demand for a new club bwo!
>>3121370 >>3121373You know what? Fuck it, I'm going to make a recruitment banner for my club when I get some time. We haven't had one for a while now and it's actually upsetting me. How can clubs expect to recruit if they don't prove they're alive and breathing? Not going through the motions of survival but actually living?>>3121372I'll have to take a little more time to consider things. Can't do anything right now anyways, no time until Wednesday at the earliest.
>>3121365>>3121380You are some selfish motherfuckers, just fucking over the othet clubs for a laugh
>>3121381why is Rice unamused
put a quota on it and I'll join in a heartbeat
>shut a statlet she didn't even hit UGRegardless, I think having Distance S outweights the negatives.
>>3121386>Why did Oni-sama bring this slut along for our date?
>>3121387/hug/ has a quota
>>3121365They won't recruit anybody because nobody is joining a 14/30 club. It's not exactly a great look for a club to be 50% full for months...They have to merge if they want to fill up
>>3121387>a quota>on the party clubThis feels counter intuitive. I guess I could though.Why not join one of the existing clubs that have quotas though?
>>3121383You are one selfish nigger, I hope you fail, fuck you for even considering it. You don't realize just how much you'll hurt everyone else
>>3121394Anon, the recruitment banner's going to be for /v/agabond, not a hypothetical party/v/ei.I just want club OC right now.
>>3121393>Why not join one of the existing clubs that have quotas though?none existevery /v/ma danchou is a pussy who refuses to cull anyone so long as they log in every day, you could make a total of 100 fans a month but so long as you logged in /v/ma would defend you as not being a flatliner
>>3121393The thing the board is missing is a dedicated quota club. There are probably anons that would be willing to join if the goal is to hit A+ consistently with a quota. I don't think there's too many of those though.
>>3121378It will probably shake things up in here, yes, but it would make some new activity going. We have a lot of clubs already, sure, but why stop others with their idea? This anon wanted to be on brand for Helios, and stopping him simply because that we already have too much clubs or not abe to fill it up seems like stupid or fear mongering.I don't know if others would like the idea of new club or already comfy in their current ones, but if some are interested with the new club then they will join regardless or ranks. In the end people would get the same gibs they're already getting.
>SEA hours, complaints about not having quotas and conspiring to kill recruitment foreverYep, yep! Always gonna be the worst hours here!
>>3121396Okay, then what kind of standard are you looking for exactly?>>3121397See, I'm concerned because I'd be terrible. I do a auto fan run every day, but at most I squirt out 800k fans, and usually somewhere around 600k. I'd be absolutely dead weight for a club trying to achieve A+.
>SEA hours
>>3121395Ok forgive me then, my mistake>>3121394Meant for >>3121398If your idea is at the expense of screwing over everyone else then you shouldn't do it, fuck you for defending it
I'll never understand anons obsession with controlling our clubs. Not like it would force others to quit their already existing club for a new one
>>3121262I never said that. I just said I don't really shill for my software and I don't want to get involved in OP drama. It's probably only a matter of time before the haku people make their sim fully available anyway.
>people care about clubs>like, at allas long as i get my B rank gibs, do whatever lmao
>>3121386torena tried to tattle after rice's sekuhara went too fartazuna on the other hand loves breaking the news to torenas that they have no rights
>>3121396GOOD, quotas are cancer, this is a game, not a job. You are probably a seething /uma/tard or a SEA (or both kek) get fucked, go back to your shithole slave
>>3121385run your club better if you don't want anons to leave
>>3121404It's not a good idea to have 15 9/30 clubs when we can have 10 30/30 clubs like we do now. Most new players go straight to /vg/ if they want to find a 4chan umamusume community. If we were allowed on /v/ then It wouldn't be so bad, but we have no way of getting a constant flow of new players to /vm/
>>3121403Look, you're already assuming it would fuck others over even when that may or may not be the case. We have some people here joining our rooms who aren't in 4chan clubs and are just in random clubs. These people can join the new one if they want, or join an already existing one. The choice is theirs to make. A new club simply means a new option for others, and it isn't meant to kill our other clubs. I don't even care if his idea involves a quota or is simply a new comfy club. It's just that the idea of straight-up killing the idea with your very aggressive posts seems like abhorrent behavior.
>>3121414>already assuming it would fuck others over even when that may or may not be the caseBecause THAT IS the case, if you can't see it then you have bigger problems, it's not s hypothetical, it will happen
>follow a tanuki poster>he posted thisLobster-bros WW@?
>>3121395>the recruitment banner's going to be for /v/agabondBased. I wanted to draw one but my wacom's been in storage for a couple of months.t. your road tripping clubmate
>>3121418He's merely undergoing carcinization. This is just a step in his final evolution
>>3121383How will you make your club interesting though? I might decide to club hop
>>3121418JOBcen...
>>3121412I'm not saying you're wrong, but our clubs are already full or anons are already comfortable where they are, and I doubt they'll ever leave even if they stop playing as much. I also doubt the danchous would kick them if they flatline. I just don't think his idea is bad.
>>3121424Nah it's a terrible idea
>>3121414just got here but I'm one of those anons in a random club and the only reason why im not hopping here is because most of the active ones are filled and im a filthy data autist. i check the other clubs available and they arent any better or worse than my current one and the idea of hopping to a same one seems pointless. checking chronogenesis and seeing most of members graphs are either flatlining or as good as dead is a turnoff.
>>3121397That's already oy neigh
>>3121419Oh shit, good luck getting to French Guiena my man!I'm gonna, it's gonna be shit. I have absolutely zero experience drawing, it will be low res, and it will be done by mouse. I'm just tired of the current state of affairs.>>3121422Well, apparently the concept of a quota I'd popular. What that exactly entails beyond "kick the deadweights," I'm not sure yet. Can't tell if people would be okay with 1m fans a week or if you have to pull off 11m fans a day like one of my clubmates does.This was a complete and total whim with absolutely zero momentum, though I'm glad I've managed to get some discussion out of it. If I don't start a club, someone else can either reform theirs or start a new one based on what was discussed here.
>>3121432no quota
it is the SEAmonkey nature to fight over scraps
>>3121434Didn't they kick people a few months ago because they didn't get enough fans?
>>3121433>I'dOh no! Autoincorrect!Also I wanted to try to focus more on club OC and watch parties. It'd syngerize with then, considering she is the partipi.
>>3121435It's a third world mentality in general but it's way more common in that part of the world.
>>3121435It's also apparently in the American's nature to immediately stir up the sharks and vultures...
>>3121433If you want an A+ club the quota is usually around 60 million a month. But this place doesn't have enough active players for a 2nd A+ club, even oy neigh is barely holding on
Insane discussion lads.There are only like 2 or 3 sane posts against the new club idea, and most of the replies against those encouraging the new club idea are more less slurs and blaming the timezone.
>>3121433My ideal club is just "no quota but everyone is active" where active means "does dailies (including a career) most days of the month".
>Falco poster is retardedshocking
Can I draw fortune now?
>>3121433I'm in a random club with my current club being A+ but at the cost of having no actual discussions at all. I would be ideal to join a club with an active chat, and active members, preferably with a danchou that would enforce rules. Though, I probably wont abandon my current club if a new one is only B+. A I wouldn't mind.
>>3121444Then how about a quota of 200k bidaily? You can't get 200k out of team trials, and having it bidaily provides some slack for those who need it.>>3121441The national Seiun Sky re-enactment event didn't exactly help them either, but fair enough...>>3121448Yeah, was about to say, "/v/agabond is active in club chat." That B+ is a deal breaker for /v/agabond...(Shit, I don't have a good place to put a C if my club drops below B rank but stays above D.)
>>3121276Air Shakute!
>>3121442They're treating the idea of a new club like how they would treat gatekeeping. It's retarded because this topic is /v/ma related and the idea came from one of our own, not the usual thread shitters.
>>3121433I don't want a quota, I don't want to be forced to play this game, I don't care about rank, only third-wordlers do
>the A buffer has hit 1 million fansFuck me, I might have to do a Dr. Evil joke.
>>3121450>That B+ is a deal breaker for /v/agabond...I would really love to have a club with an active chat though the idea of dropping to B+ from A+ would be too much for both my mentality and carats.
Just postan my fan farming routine for my clubmate, fell free to ignore unless you have further improvements to my schedule or something.>get yourself an uma with good aptitudes for both tracks and all distances or can be brought up with parents, the fatty is really good for this. Mile, medium, long and turf are the most important for fans if you don't have her, just slot in a G2/G3 instead of sprint / dirt races instead>get a deck with 120% fan bonus, the cards can be as shit as you want all that matters is 20% fan bonus>save this schedule and do auto runs with it>+1,100,000 fans, tons of sashes, 25k monies, 3k support points, 1 glimmer and 5-15 carats on average every 50 minutesAnd after that the sky's the limit, do as many as you feel like a week for tons of gains.
>>3121458Ah shit, that was probably me. Sankyu!
I asked for sashes again tee hee~
>>3121463Just put the sashes in his bag lil bro, we've all got thousands of those
>>3121463I'm more worried about having a doxxing nigger in my club, fuck you I hope you get kicked
>>3121458>8 races in a rowIf I do 4 in a row, I start losing. Do you actually win all those races?
>>3121463nuke this guy with orbital cannons
>>3121463you're a cuck lmao
>>3121463If the danchou is ok with it who cares
>>3121450>Then how about a quota of 200k bidaily?I mean whatever. I think "a career most days of the month" achieves the same while being more flexible and still unambiguous. But I'm not leaving /v/agabond. I'm happy here. I'd rather we just fill our empty slots with active yappers first.
>>3121468I usually lose 2 of the ones in the each late-year gauntlet so there is some variance. It's still worth it though IMO. You'll get fewer fans if you lose those, but if you didn't schedule them in the first place you're never going to get them. the 1,100,000 fans are with those loses taken into account with ~45 wins out of 50 races. You'll get anything from 1mil to 1,2mil with this schedule.
>>3121472>if danchou said that that guy can fuck me in the ass who am I to disagree. Spread my cheeks and enter with no lube. Wuv my danchou
>>3121463This guy outclasses like 90% of /vm/ers by the ways.
>>3121477you can just ignore his request retard, Giod we are in SEA hours
>>3121477When danchou says spread, I say how far.
>>3121463Kill yourself doxxing schizo
>>3121472i'm pretty sure he's been told to fuck off with the sashes before
>>3121450NTA but Can't you just bump vagabond to A? If you're recruiting why not might as well try to aim higher? Win-win
wtf is this club
>>3121485>12mil a day?????
>>3121484It'd take serious work to get them to B+ with where they're at, A is only doable if people put in work after hitting B consistently
WHAT
>>3121485And now you see why I asked my clubmate about his routine. I wanna contribute as much as he does. I'm tired of being smoked by him.>>3121484Well, I am going to try that. We are the lowest ranked club outside of herse though.
>>3121479that's not a high bar
>>3121472>Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
>>3121486Totally doable with the double TP. You can get 8 careers done before you fully deplete your TP in one sitting.
>>3121486What about 16M a day
Between CB and Finemo, which is better if you don't need the gold skill?
>>3121488That's a shame just realized I didn't really look at our other clubs ever since joining one. Guess I got lucky with my first choice back then.>>3121492Good luck probably won't be easy work but if the idea of a new club isn't welcomed I think that's your best choice of recruiting members.
>>3121326You better watch out if you are a Shufag. She will show no mercy for sandal peddlers.
>>3121501FM gives fatter rainbows
>>3121485>>3121486
>>3121485Oy Neigh's new member
>>3121505I did just straight up join the weakest club that invited me, partially in hopes of helping them.Could've been in Oy Neigh. Now I want to join my excelling clubmates.
>>3121486That's the average amount for a fan runner
>>3121501The hibernian harlot has slightly better rainbows but Shee Bee has higher specialty priority and better hints.
>>3121485>entire club has 940 million fans this month>this neigha has 310 million fansA third of the entire clubs fans earned by one guy
>>3121510You are more of a hero than any fag who goes with those elitists
Why doesn't /v/ma just eat all the other clubs?
>>3121485Genuine question, but does most of our club really perform that badly? Having 99% of the members being sub-80m feels too low when we have an auto-trainer available. No, I'm not shitting on our clubs, but I'm biased and simply used to looking at my club's graph being on the normal or higher scale ever since auto-trainer dropped.If so, I think I see the reason why we have anons who still refuse to join our clubs and resort to joining random ones, aside from those who are in friend clubs.
>>3121518I tried bringing it up but people told me to fuck off because logging in more than three times a day is "too much".
>>3121458made this one to farm daily carats/unity parents on the side. 25 G1 schedule and barely loses races, useful if you can't reach SS naturally or don't want to mindlessly fan slave i guess
>>3121515I'm not the guy earning 310m by the ways. I've only earned 49m...
>>3121518Anything below A+ is a joke on /vg/. B+ and your club might as well not exist
>>3121524idc what those fags do. They can go doxx each other over google docs again
>>3121520When the fuck did you bring that up? I don't recall us ever having THAT discussion. I only recall us discussing how long someone should be inactive for at most and we settled on 2 weeks without notice.
>>3121524Nobody mentioned /vg/ though, stop deflecting. You fags are so defensive whenever club performance is brought up.
>>3121520>more than three timesmore than 2, actually. i usually do only once.
>>3121524Who asked about those botting faggots?
>>3121520Well, I'm one of those who tries to do 6m a day (that's more or less the maximum you can do with 100 TP and waiting for your TP to refill to 30 each time), so I don't understand why it's so hard.>>3121524Don't care what they do. I'm asking our clubs.
>>3121520>Club has someone that says they're unusure how much they're can grind do to health>Still staying in the top tenReally bizzare people don't want to spend like ten minutes top in a day to set auto runs. Maybe more like twenty if you're doing loops and buying skills.
This horse walks up to you and asks you for your sashes. What do you do?
>>3121534Hand them over!
>>3121529>>3121526>>3121531Who else are you talking about then faggot, I'm not on Reddits or Discords all I know is here and /vg/. B+ is does not play the game tier, A is fine, A+ is ideal, S is too hard
All my fan runs are with umas whose casual outfit I want unlockedRight now I am working on Hayahide, after that, unsure
>>3121534Ask her why and then give her sashes on getting an answer.Don't give her more after the first 2 until next month.
When should we get our fortunes?
>>3121534AIIIEEEEE UMAMUSUME A SAVE ME GO DECK THAT ROUND BITCH
>clubposting
>>3121485>>3121500>anonI think we have a quadruple agent in our midst
I think all clubs should start requesting sashes, actually. It weeds out who actually plays the game and who doesn't because you will only have sashes to donate if you actually play the game and farm fans like a good ningen.
>>3121542Relevant forever
>>3121294I'm so excited for her. She's lowkirkuinely so unbelievably sweet in Palmer's career
>>3121543He could be (You)! He could be (Me)! He could even be-
>>3121518We used to do better before MANT but chilling got encouraged way too hard which was understandable during MANT but some never recovered from it. Combine it with auto trainer and we plummeted even more against player who does NOT play but stil set up their auto runs.
>>3121546I hate zoomerlingo so fucking much
>>3121546
>>3121542Hey you know what? At least we are discussing the game. And it's not even a dick measuring contest!
how are we still surprised people dont take gacha games seriously
Clubposting is so retarded, we never cared about this shit. It's so astroturfed
>>3121552>*Cums*
I love training El. She always brings a smile to my face. Have i been brainwashed by der/v/?
>>3121544I don't do Tokyo Daishoten because it's fans output is subpar. Now both Acute and Tarumae want those sashes, and I want to run the Dirt Trio in the dirtslop.Sorry club... I asked, but even then, I hope you can forgive me.
>>3121558
>>3121510My HERO
Look at the soft colors of her eyes, the tasteful thickness of her eyelashes. Oh my God, there even is a gradient.
>>3121561kys nigger
Using the autoclanker is cheating. You're no better than a /vg/ botter using sweepy.
>>3121560NTA but I started including Tokyo Daishoten in my fan runs because someone stole my sash.
>>3121561El wishes she was a cow
Is there a bigger fall from grace than this club? From the top /v/ma club to barely holding on to A. And a ruined reputation because of the doxxing
Aaand now everyone is here KEK
not looking good
>>3121556We have always cared. Club OC exists for a reason.Now, on the other hand, outside of light ribbing, we've never cared about comparing the clubs.
>>3121568/herse/
>>3121563Finally you fags took long enough in starting your Crown propagandaPost thigh high gloves or whatever they are called
>>3121520Fuck you.I can use all my borrows on ace runs, which is frankly a lot of play time, and not hit 80M and you want me to keep logging in more. I've only hit that many fans maybe once and I play this game way too fucking much already.
>>3121568starASTERstar
There it is
NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR /V/MAPYOI!!!
>>3121573>Club OC exists for a reasonYeah the funposting we used to do was great, it was never more than that. What I meant was that we never cared about muh ranks, muh activity, muh danchous. It's so blatantly forced by tourists
>>3121568der/v/
>>3121576>implying>also implying>then demandingi am using umaviewer for referencesalso, here
>>3121584We cared about ranks because we wanted bragging rights
>>3121588>no zettai ryouikiI am no longer considering the crown
>>3121568/v/mers
>>3121591Tourist
>>3121584Okay, forgive me. I didn't pick up the actual scope of the term "clubposting." I need to lurk moar it seems.It does actually, genuinely bother me that I havent really seen any funposting about clubs recently. I sound dramatic as fuck but I was being genuine when I say "how can I know these clubs are alive?" Stats don't tell everything-the people's willingness to create shit does.
>>3121593this but unironically
>>3121595You won't rewrite history leech
>>3121560I solve this problem by not pulling dirtoids who need dirtslop sashes
>>3121584>muh danchousI think putting the El mask on random things is really funny does that count?
>>3121598Tourist
>>3121576I don’t need to shill shit to you neigha I will simply pull her next year.
>>3121599I open twitter and Elon flashbanges me with this. Sorry, my flesh is weak
>>3121592>fully coveredthat makes her even hotter thoughon a related note, have you ever saw Helios' alt from the side, thats so fucking hot
>>3121600Not really, that's just a fun meme. Not a danchou obsession like that schizo obsessed with /v/ma
>>3121605Ballroom Helios is the one good ballroom alt
>>3121605Zamn!!!
>>3121607And Fuji
>>3121518I actually did bring this up before, and even tried encouraging others to at least empty their TPs using auto trainer, but it was futile.I tried multiple methods and none of them worked. I told them it would contribute to the club, that they could get carats from auto training, and encouraged, begged even, them to empty their TPs during half TP x2 reward events because it was such a waste both here and in the club chat. Nothing worked.I’m just a single neigha and I can’t carry the club by myself. I wanted to aim for A with everyone in my club, but I’m also too attached to my club to hop.Ultimately I realized nothing was going to work, and I’m simply tired of getting called names and watching the thread devolve into club drama every time I bring it up.I’m tired, boss.
>>3121607Ballroom Ruby is sex though, Chiyo is hot too… And don’t get me started on Ardan good lord.
>>3121605>she noticed
>>3121607one of two
>>3121610I never got carats from Autos
>>3121610How cucked can you be to think like this? No offence. Your club mates can't even be bothered to spend 5 minutes clanking some runs for you but you're too attached to them? None of them give a single fuck about you
>>3121613Between her base and ballroom version which one is better? I want to pull for her but unless i get lucky i won't be able to get both.
>>3121611>>3121607really the only offensively bad ballroom alt is the german boy one, the rest are good or great, even.
>>3121610This sounds like relationship advice.You can't change them. And they shouldn't have to change just because you demand it either. You either move on, and get a more competitive club, or accept it is what it is, and settle down>>3121615Sorry but this is just a game. Not a job. Everyone plays as much as they want to, I'm not gonna do 10M a day just to satisfy a random anonymous clubmate from 4chin. If he wants a more competitive club, he is absolutely free to move.
>>3121458Proof of concept: No carats this time sadly, and it seems I remembered a 0 too many on the support points.
Some of you take this game too serious. Then again SEAnigs make gacha games their entire lives
>>3121614They are still RNG, but it's very possible.>>3121615This is my first /v/ club and everyone were nice so I thought that I could hype them up and for us to aim higher. I'm not a fan of club hopping too as much as possible or if I can still help it.
>>3121614I have.>>3121615NTA but I totally get it. It's a sentimentality thing. Most of these people in chat people he gets to have near daily conversations with. Plus, a club can be taken as a badge of honor. I know damn well that it'd feel weird not seeing my current club's name on my trainer card. I just wanna shine that badge up a bit...
Oy neigh umassad agents planting thoughts of leaving in my clubmate's head...
>>3121616Just get lucky bro I literally got base Gimlet and ballroom Gimlet in the same tenner on the Epi banner in JP. If she wants to come to (you) she will do it.
>>3121620You can't trick me green devil!
>>3121618I have settled down already. I didn't want to sound imposing and force everyone. I simply thought we could have aimed higher.
>>3121625They're not doing a good job I'd say
>>3121617Ballroom Ardan is fucking awful
>>3121617Since when did Tap Dance have all that?
>>3121620Anon this might surprise you but not a single person in the entire world cares about how many support points they stand to gain from fan runs.
>>3121633She's american
>>3121621Not a single one of these club drama derailments are made by /v/ma oldfags, and it's so obvious to see too
>>3121634Neither do I, I've got a few mil more than I'll ever use. It's just neat info for the sake of it.
>>3121629Aiming higher starts with filling our slots with active torenas and then maybe burying the corpses.
>>3121633Since always? her normal racing fit kind of obscures her dumpy, but she always had ALL that>>3121632u blind?
>>3121641That glove and earpiece don't mesh with the rest of her outfit.
>>3121641Those pants are simply there challenging me to rip them off
fuck marry kill
>>3121641this is ass, sorry bro
>>3121642Yeah its really clashing, if the suit had black and white theming going it then it could've worked
>>3121641You're not considering the opportunity cost. She could have gotten a gorgeous ballroom gown and instead we got that.
>>3121642i think thats a nice contrast that adheres to the 60/30/10 rule>>3121643exactly. pants are sex design in women
>>3121644MarryFuckKill
>>3121610I had a phase where I thought the same but I moved on and went to another club since it was obvious that it wasn't going to work and I know damn well just how stubborn anons are and how hard it is to motivate anons most especially /v/ anons because that's more or less our thing. In the end of the day we're all anons here because we have our own things.
>>3121644I kill you for continuing to spam these garbage posts
>>3121633Tap Dance looks incredible, I suspect she is simply a whoma because her behavior is too manly and rude for nips that want a Yamato Nadeshiko that falls madly in love with them for being nice. Not an umerican that swears and shit.
>>3121644fuck, kill, marry>>3121650what, like this?
>>3121641This is fucking garbage, it's a terrible suit design but on top of that Ardan is not made to wear a suit. You are retarded
>>3121658Now that's a proper ballroom alt
>>3121644Fuck HokkoMarry AcuteKill Rickey
>>3121656nyooo...
>>3121657Trust in the tap dancing propagandists
>>3121658Not bad but it feels a bit too modern. For a Mejiro I'd prefer something more classical.That said I do appreciate the leg exposure.
>>3121655You are a faggot and a traitor, you honestly don't belong here if you betray us for such shit reasons
Woah women in suits, sexy
>>3121661>>3121667Hehehe, youve fallen for my trap! North Flight shill campaign is already in motion!
>>3121658DEFLATED
>>3121626from looking at their kits:>base is a dahby merchant>ballroom is a mile specialist>both have good kits and decent uniquesI think my battle plan is a cheeky tenner for base and spark ballroom because a lot of her skill names are inspired by greek mythology.
For me its City
>>3121675
>>3121671And you would have gotten away with it too if flight didn't have such a dumb-looking face.
>>3121610clubs are group effort neigha thats why clubs outright tells you what kind of club they are so you would have known what to expect. if your club is a chill club then no matter how much you try it will remain a chill club and you are the definitely the odd one out for trying to aim higher.
>>3121675YES
>>3121671AIEEEEE isn't that the one with hair down sexo Bakushin?
is it horrible designs posting hours ?
>>3121668its just a club neigha, "betray us" lmao. people come and go wherever they want to, no gods no masters
>>3121682who the fuck greenlit those pants, this is a crime against fashion
>>3121682Is this Rex from the acclaimed vidya gaem Xenoblade 2?
>>3121668You say this but wouldn't fix our problems. I'm not the problem here.>traitorI only went to our higher clubs though. Obviously not going to say which to avoid drama.
>>3121682Holy zippers, batman, what are those pants?Shoulder zippers? Unbelievable eh? eh?
>>3121682
>>3121682pic unrelated? she is sex, and so fucking flat, thats hot as fuck>>3121680Sexoshin 3.0 is also a suit
>>3121609no one is saying this
I owe Fuji sex and a loving family btw
>>3121689Why are they giving all the umas who shouldn't touch a suit suits
>>3121689Matter of fact, thoughts? (fags do not reply)
>>3121689>Sexoshin 3.0 is also a suitI know, also her hair is downThat is very important
>>3121686>only went to our higher clubs thoughWhy didn't you say that then? All is good
>>3121693Proportions feel a little off... But I see the vision.
Suits, dress, I don't care. Show me their ass.
>>3121682SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3121692Suits can be good when you least expect them!
ballroom alts in a nutshell:>faggot dress>beautiful suit>beautiful dress>faggot suit>beautiful dress>faggot suit>whore dress>beautiful suit>beautiful dress>faggot suit
>>3121693Ehhh, despite clashing gloves and ear cover, her regular ballroom alt suits her better
>>3121668Neighas are not obligated to stay loyal to their clubs
>>3121703Give me more whore dresses pls
>>3121703>whore dresswhere
Suit hours?NOTHING SUITS ME LIKE A SUIT
>>3121707
>>3121702Bubblegum Fellow?More like Business Casual Fellow, why is she wearing shorts?
>>3121711My wife is not a whore, I'll make sure she kicks down your fence for this
I wish taishin got a baller alt instead of the steampunk clown costume
>>3121699the proportions follow the character who originally had the fit, and height/headsize differences get messy>>3121704>clashing gloves and ear coveri really do thing that some sharp contrast can be good for design, though i see how people can dislike it, i did initially too, it grew on me with time>>3121700as you wish
>>3121716wtf i love machan now
>>3121711How is that a whore dress?
>>3121711I desire to know this Chuuni carnally.
>>3121715i wish she just had boobs
>>3121711probably best ballroom outfit
I don't know if this thread is too old or too young to remember the Barney Stinson suit song
>>3121716Christ there isn't even a hint of booba, my mantits are bigger than that
>>3121711I hate you, you got my hopes up.
>>3121716holy shit steve jobs
>>3121721Oh you will!
>>3121716CURSEDMACHAN SHOULD BE SOFT AAAAAAAIIIEEEEAAAAEEEEE
Which umas outside of Gimuleto are also maximum chuuni? Are there enough to assemble a full CM team?
Wait...Belieb is a mare?
>>3121716Assgon Machan....
>>3121671Holy fuck look how long her ears are
How many suits do you guys have? Suits are awesome
>>3121716talk about ass, check this
>>3121732Brian and 1 more
yeah, fuck this shit, fucking tenno sho spring. Sprint S run with gorillion hints down the drain.
>>3121744No Reason might fit the bill but i'm not sure. Maybe a jpfag can confirm?
>>3121745good
>>3121745Do you have to come first?
>>3121745Same reason why I didn't do Kitachan. The idea sounded fun until I saw she needed to run Spring Tenno Sho
>>3121743I liked this outfit until I saw how long the skirt was
>>3121749top 3, best placement was 5th
>>3121754That's rough, man
>>3121753>not even below the kneeoh come on now
Should I play Onimusha? Apparently it's not a new IP?
>>3121682this outfit is made for outer layer only exhibitionism
>>3120647>It will take us a decade to read this KINO romance in globalIT'S NOT FAIRalso kinda funny comparing it with light hello who just confesses her love for you in national television kek, she is just built different (and is drunker)
>>3121745Come home.
>>3121754FUCK BOURBOID
>>3121745Doable if you set her as late since you don't have to win.
I don't know much about this newuma but judging by her casual outfit I can only conclude that she is very, very dumb
>>3121757I hear it's good™ if you like weeb themed character action but i haven't played it myself.
>>3121771Nah she's not dumb. Just a very daughter- coded Uma.
>>3121771shes a major figure (if not the protag) of main story part 2.after a while the loading screen when logging in changes the video, thats the new one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2e-E3aZCxM she is there
>>3121776>after a while the loading screen when logging in changes the videoYou mean I will no longer see my umas t-pose on the concert stand?
>>3121764WTF! She is literally your gf...
>>3121776>look up that video>look at other results>"wheres suzuka"never thought vt*bers can be based like that, ngl>>3121778yes
>>3121724I only remember the naked man.
>>3121771You're not ready for Rhein Kraft propaganda yet
>>3121776cutie spotted
>>3121787>dancing umasi got one better for you
>>3121784I hate newmas now
But enough about Ballroom alts, What about Summer alts?https://files.catbox.moe/ky56ak.png
>>3121799This is what happens to me in that private island?
>>3121799sniffffff
>>3121799
>>3121786Works 2 out of 3 times
>>3121799brutally mogged by the other character in the same banner
>>3121812which one?no to either of those
>>3121799Summer Suzuka got censored. cygames deserves to burn to the ground
>>3121817oh yeah, i remember, her panties werent as big befor->cleats on sandalsWHAT?!
>>3121815Redpill me on this pathetic, sopping wet cat
>>3121822EVERYONE does, apparently>>3121827wuvs pitasan
>>3121822It's racewear, dumbass
>>3121827word on the street is that she's next in line for the position of ceo of sex
>>3121760I still find it hard to believe that you didn't at least nail her once when you're both drunk
does anyone have a voice clip of falco saying hoeh arigato? I want to make it my notification alert
>>3121776I can't wait for her story to come in global
>>3121840Somehow I doubt it
>>3121827She wuvs (you)
>>3121844no because she doesn't say that
>>3121851What if I want a beautiful newma to love me
>>3121817>>3121822>Summer Suzuka got censoredIs there an uncensored version floating around somewhere?
>>3121859yeah, my dick
>>3121799I love summer alts
>>3121867God Pandora is so hot
>2h left for reset>No career done yet I hate daylight saving so fucking much
>>3121872noone says this
>>3121858I thought cheval already counted as a newma tho.
>>3121875Bro your auto's
>>3121876I just did
>>3121874I really wanted to draw a lewd bright in this swimsuit but it's just too damn conservative of a dress
why did they waste a swimsuit alt on troondora?
>>3121882I've had a career in Classic since before the Kitasan flatlining
>>3121887A revealing bikini on her would be terribly out of character.
>>3121892She is literally a mare
>>3121887You should go for it anyways. Bright is inherently sultry so I'm sure it'd still work out
>>3121867The things I'd do for a Pandora wife
>>3121887Then you draw her taking it offOr a mysterious gust of wind ripping it to shredsOr a more revealing version that keeps a bit the original design(You) have all of the power
>>3121892to bait the retards away from good umas
>Buy JP scamcha>Get Doto which is cool>Efforia fucking dupe when I could've gotten anything else
>>3121859welp, seems that by pulling on this scamcha banner, you got DUPED
>>3121927Nice quote retard
>play the game again after flatlining and a billion autos>affinitymaxed parents>get literally everything except pink sparksthis game is ass
I like the uma artbook, its pretty interesting to see the WIP.
>>3121874My god, Bright is so beautiful yet I want to ravage her for hours and hours.
>>3121929bweeeeh
>>3121914>>3121892it's crazy how a ritualposter can make you seethe this hard
>>3121939It's warranted tbf, ritualniggers are the worst
>>3121922Fusapan is so hot and fuckable though
>>3121941It's really not. If you can't separate an Uma from the poster then you're a retard and should kill yourself.
>>3121941It isn't. You guys just soft as fuck. I don't care about ritualfags and will continue lusting towards Pandora
https://jiggie.fun/FdSaBD
>>3121927>>3121944A real misquote kind of day it would seem.
>>3121945>>3121946You can have your opinion and I can have mine, Pandora is totally ruined and I despise anyone posting her now, his fault not mine. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>3121954That sounds like your fault
>>3121954You're as much as a faggot as the ritualretard, that's my opinon
>>3121965If she bird why she beetle?
The Umazonesses...
>>3121971Oh no??!
>>3121939the pandoratranny did say that he likes the spamming so it's not even possible to give him the benefit of the doubt unlike shinko windy which could be a false-flag
>>3121965>Flash, check this out!>Stag Beetle!>What are you even doing...>...on my bed?
>>3121980Not really
>>3121971In every ageIn every placeMen simply cannot winAgainst the Uma menace
>>3121983Urara bloomers...
>>3121859>>3121929anyway, i wanted to quote you in the first place. i did post the uma like a month ago, ut for the life of me cant find it. before censor, she looked like this. after, the panties became higher, to cover move skin
>>3121965sex with falco on flash's bed
>>3121980The Windyfag did say his oshi isn't out yet
>>3121991supposed to be the opposite, sex with flash on falcos bed
>>3121993She would probably think it's the dirtiest thing too, or doing something out of schedule
My biggest regret is not pulling for Flower. Being forced to borrow her on every sprint/mile fucking sucks because I also don't have Cheer Halo so I have to rely on a single grandparent to hit Cheer Halo's unique which still has yet to happen for me.
>>3121995I'm an uma puller so I have them, but I do lack the cards to make high rating umas
>>3121995why do you even want to borrow two barely synergizing ults
>>3121568Is there still time to push for A+?
>>3121999Because backliners still want Budding Blossom. Obviously.
>>3121965oh my god I can read all that
>>3122002Do they? I can only get 1
>>3122002lol, lmao even
>get distance s, great stats, all the songs I need>but none of it matters because none of my support chains finish because the support event chance in GL is way lower for no reason and the support chain songs don’t actually do anythingI unironically prefer MANT to GL at this point, I fucking hate this dogshit scenario
>>3122006I swear that is so common. I unironically believe it's rigged
>>3122005Check every top late/end on Hakuraku you fucking retard. They literally all have it.
>>3122004Want it? No, but it can still be used if you are strong enough. If you are high enough up to actually hit it the chances are you have missed Kingu's ult though.
>>3122002Just use Red Maru and goomble
>>3122006making shit up is the only rhetoric mant revisionists can come up with
I actually can't stop staring at AI's great big FAT ears
>>3121732>>3121746Durandal is full on posing as a knight every single hour, even though she's a foid. Also No Reason is kind of chunni?
>>3122007It is. In prior scenarios it was never common for multiple chains to never finish, to the point that I consider gluing a run if my support chains don’t complete in junior year
>>3121771She’s rocking those kid-style outfits because the actual horse kicked the bucket before she could get any foals.
>>3122013In MANT the runs were longer but it wasn’t common for me to have to glue runs due to reasons out of my control. Oh, your support chains didn’t finish? Oh, no rainbows in senior year? Oh, the hag just doesn’t feel like giving you good songs? Too bad, run is glued!
>>3122018She has the personality of a precious daughter and dresses like oneAnd then she has fucking B85
>>3122019Those problems were the same in mant except replace not getting enough tokens with losing a crucial epithet race which was more common.
It’s time to settle this: https://poal.me/tcwl20
>>3122008>100m delay>IT'S LE MUST HAVEhaku has done more damage to copying retards than sloptubers did
>>3122024In MANT I could reliably count on my support chains to finish, it wasn’t a common occurrence for multiple chains to just never finish. Also you had clocks for epithets, and whistles can mitigate bad rng in summer, there is no way to mitigate bad rng with song selection or rainbows avoiding you in senior year because the support priority songs are gaslights.
>>3122033It's because you had fewer supports that give good skills. It has nothing to do with the scenario.
>missed the jiggie award
I think all mant apologists should be raped and beheaded
>>3122034Even those worthless supports finished their chains, the same can’t be said of the critical supports just not showing up in GL. I swear CB doesn’t finish her chain in about half the GL runs I do, it’s dogshit.
>>3122033NTA but i prefer GL over MANT. In GL it was annoying at most and I would redo but if it happens in MANT i straight up just close the game, do other things, play other games or sleep. I'll never open the game anymore that day.
>>3122041holy hell, Windy shops at GSC?!
>design balanced and fun scenario on your second try in Unity>decide that future scenarios should have none of that fun stuff and make shitty scenarios thereafter Why is Cygames like this
I didn't do this on purpose but now I'll never want to break the symmetry...
>>3122043A career being ruined after one hour of playing is a lot more demoralizing than a career being ruined after three minutes, as it turns out.
>>3122047The new JP scenario is pretty fun, look forward to it in ten years!
>>3122056>marewife>marewife>marewife>st*llionslop>marewifeYOU HAD ONE JOB
UMA UMA SAMBA
>>3122063I love Pokke the most though...
>>3122047but we do go back to bubblekino after gm
>>3121560>I hope you can forgive me.Really, don't worry about it anon.
>>3122062Looking forward to all the following;>GM, just to be free from this hell>UAF>harvest festival>DYI>hot springsI heard beyond dreams and ramen were not very good. No clue if the robot scenario is liked
>>3122056Side not I'm still nowhere near close to even retaining class 5, let alone being on the 5/6 carousel in JP. My newest highscore is 3.1m and the promotion range is 3.9m... I'll be here a while.
I'll be closing the poll shortly and making the finally tally knownhttps://poal.me/pcb59d
>>3122015>Also No Reason is kind of chunni?It depends on whether you consider her being a samurai warlord chuuni.
Does Rura and/or windy count as chuunis
Thankfully, Crown doesnt have any frill-
>>3122067>m*reslop>m*reslop>m*reslop>stallionwife>m*reslop
>>3121732Red Desire is a massive chuuni who LARPs as a "holy maiden" because she read an isekai about one once
>>3122097Satono Crown may as well have been designed entirely to my own preferences.
>>3122106hopefully you know how to draw those preferences of yours well, because im cooking up something tragic rn
Anyone else can't connect to the game?
>>3122111EOS
>>3122102>Saintess larper >Daughter of cafe so her holy maiden powers are probably real anyway>OyakodonYeppers, desire is a must pull, my dick demands it
>>3122111Yesterday the excitement of my free pull was stolen at more or less the same time
stallions are for marriage, mares are for the streets
>>3122116>desire is a must pull, my dick demands itSo you desire Desire, eh?
>>3122122Mares are the concubines and loversNingen women are for the streets.
I could use a new dirt(y) horse so.. It all comes down to whether Tomakomai is thirsty for trainer cock or just a platonic friend. Which is it?
>>3122141Stallions do not crave trainer cock. That's a mare thing.
>>3122141By the end of the career you are basically married already
>>3122141Strictly friends
>>3122152Uh huh
>>3122141Come to Tomakomai
>>3122157>Hmmm, clearly she's talking about sexThis is how you catch a rape charge
>>3122141(You) should read her career dump
dirt A = anal only
>>3122141All umas are for you how fucking retarded are you?
I don't train pace chasers often, so I could use some feedback. This Nishino has really good early race skills, so she reaches the front of the pace blob 9/10 times. However, she almost never wins, even when she activates her unique in second place.Is she losing because I didn't pick up any gamble accelerations? The umalator estimated her unique's value at 6 lengths, so I didn't bother getting any acceleration skills. Could it be the lack of sprint S? From the races I've seen, it's not a PDM issue, she always gets in a good position only to lose miserably
Azuma when she sees me giving Pandora a shoulder massage
>>3122152WHY would Cygames give her delicious full breasts if she isn't meant to be bred by her trainer?
right ear accessory = anal only
>>3122177Attractive women sell better
>>3122173She's missing 170 power and Sprint S. The skills look good. But the problem is the stats. She has 15% pow growth so getting her to 1200 pow should be no problem if you have a run where you max speed and buy pow songs. You are right that you also might be getting out gambled. If 8 other umas are gambling, one of them gonna hit all their shit and leave you in the dust
>Got uggobombedDisgusting
>80 pulls >NY Dia first pull>NOTHING ELSE SINCEthis game fucking sucks
>>3122194Forgot my image
>>3122194congrats on your [uma i dislike]!
I LOVE 3X REWARDS
>>3122203I've gotten 30 whole carats so far, on top of the fact I've barely gotten any the past few weeks.
>didn't get any SSR the entire card + uma pullsThis game's gacha is so disgustingly bad
These rates are so fucking ass, I can't believe people give money to these niggers, rates should be quadrupled. I will never get Kitasan
>>3122206Idk why but my items post career seems bugged However, I counted the carats manually and was getting 30-70 carats each fan run, so it seems to be working
>two pulls left>still no kita
>>3122201ask cygames support to remove her from your account
>>3122210You'll be rewarded for your patience soon
>kita yesterday>this todayMY RAMONU LUCK FUUUUUUUUCK
>>3122222CHECKED
How have there not been riots over this game's gacha rates? They are the fucking worst
>>3122226Because the carat handouts are also quite generous
>>3122226Ironically it's one of the few things bugmen won't self-immolate over for some reason
>>3122223Kill yourself gloating fucking nigger
>>3122223IMMOLATE
>>3122223>mutekiplay her career NOW!!!
>>3122228>generousPFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHHSHSHSHSHSHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>3122222WITNESSED
>>3122193I see. I used speed Bourbon to get concentration and make her more consistent, since late starts are really, really bad in sprints. Do you think I should use speed Bakushin instead for turbo sprint, or try to get lucky and get head-on?>You are right that you also might be getting out gambled.If her unique is 6L, at what point am I getting too many acceleration skills? I was under the impression that you could overshoot acceleration which made each skill less effectiveAlso, any thoughts on late Nishino?
>>3122222If I don't Kita tomorrow I'm flaying you Fukutard.
>>3122237Compared to a lot of other gachas Uma is on the better end of the spectrum, not that that’s a high bar mind you
>Long-shot Star
>>3122223/v/ma... dare I say it...?
Time for Janny Sex
>>3122249Every fucking time
Sash terrorist your days are numbered!
>>3122237They genuinelly are. The rates are shit, the pity is somehow worse, you need multiple copies for cards and paid carats are really fucking expensive outside of sales, but they do genuinelly give a lot of free pulls. You get enough to mostly cover for the shit rates.
>>3122260How am I supposed to afford Kitasan, MLB Ramonu, CB and VInes? They aren't generous, the gacha and schedule is too fucking brutal. There should be riots outside and Cygames employees impaled in the premises
>do my pull>see picrel which didn't exist before>long-shot star>SSR in like gate 5BROS????? IS THIS A NEW TECH????
>>3122264I got 3 Nishino that way. From a long-shot star that I skipped and was genuinely shocked
>Didn't flatline>Get luckyAll according to plan! I have a very eventful night ahead of me with these two.
>>3122264FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
ALL I EVER WANTED ALL I EVER NEEDEDIS HEREIN MY CLUB
>>3122222>digits you just jinxed us all
>>3122222What about me?
>>3122277You already know with those dubs of yours
>>3122277HOLY CHECKED
>>3122279HOLY SHIT!!FUKUBROS!!
Second Fuku-Extinction soon?
>>3122242I'm not a goombler strong enough to Late Nishino. Every room will have 6-8 Pace Chasers goombling it up, and relying on an ult that requires her to be 4th seems hard.Really skills look fine. And I don't dislike Concentration, other for the fact that Bobo wit is a fucking brick. Maybe the only thing she lacks is stats, and maybe Head On but then she has her full power ult anyways. Imo she looks good, just try to get more stats and Sprint S.
Getting blessed by a Fukutard and a Teiofag must be one of the worst curses you can get
>>3122298>other for the fact that Bobo wit is a fucking brickWhich is why he used speed Bourbon. ANY Bourbon card gives you Concentration, even the power SR or R.
>>3122298Got it! Thank you so much, anon.
>>3122301>get blessed by a fukubro and a teiobro>pull>200, no rainbows>game glitches, pull counter resets to o
>hit stamina enough times to hit level 2 because my cards just LOVE to fucking swim
I've already glued 2 runs since reset but retards will really tell you with a straight face that GL is better than MANT
>>3122318The fact that you can already glue 2 runs without even an hour is already a proof that it is better than MANT
>>3122318Glue 2 runs in under an hour or glue 2 hours in 2 hours?
If you couldn't have a usable ace in 5 borrows in MANT it was a genuine skill issue. If you don't get a usable ace in 5 borrows in GL that's just a normal day.
MAKE THAT 3 RUNS IN 45 MINUTES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3122332Big pharma doesn't want you to know this, but if you pick up smoking and drinking, you can glue up to 3 hours in less than 1 hour.
>>3122337skill issue nerd just manage your tokens better :)
I just looked at Kawakami's alt for the first time and Jesus this bitch is just always ugly
Actually not sure if neighas are shitposting or serious about GL.The last 3 URA turns fucking you and not being able to spend your tokens is understandable, but failing to reach the needed tokens for 3~4 songs seems unreal and over exaggerated. Don't even plan and count my tokens properly anymore but still be able to buy the songs just fine, and it's even easier this sprint CM.
>>3122360>but failing to reach the needed tokens for 3~4 songs seems unreal and over exaggerated.Affording the songs isn't the issue, it's the nigger store refusing to give you anything of actual value in favour of guts gain.
>>3122093Windy is more like a naughty brat. Rura, on the other hand, is a mix of chuunibyou and a hopeless NEET. But I feel like she's more of an arrogant brat despite being bad at everything.
>>3122318The same would have happened if you were playing mant but each glue career would be minus one hour of your limited time on God's green Earth.
>>3122366Don't mind if I get that as long as it's the specialty priority, and wouldn't even hesitate to buy the +1 as long as I can get my songs bought to 4. I need it for the additional SP. It's 150 SP per concert, and even more first and last concerts.
>+135 carats in 2 hours due to 3x career gainGLORY TO CYGAMES
>the store has a reroll option that you can spend 10 song points of whatever you have the most of, this increases every reroll and resets back to ten after each concert>getting two support chain up song guarantees all your support chain events complete, and getting more than that increases the chance of getting outside support cards>there’s a new lesson that shuffles your supports for the current training, like the whistleThere, I fixed GL
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YTOU FUCKING FAT FUCUUK
>>3122337that was only the case if you were building oguri + two debuffers for every cm because other trainees would struggle just to get distance S because of the horrendous need to waste pink sparks on raising your mileslop aptitude
>>3122223/v/ma WON!!!!
>>3122380kissing Oguri and eating the chicken pieces of her chubby cheeks
>>3122360Neigha I've had times when I can't get a single token I'm missing for 4 or 5 turns in a row. I'm willing to sacrifice a whole fucking turn on a shit ass training and this cancer mode can't even grant me the courtesy of allowing me to. It happens at least once a week too. This crap isn't even URA+, it's URA-.
>>3122379Give me a mood up lesson as well and my life is yours
I didn't get anything on the uma banner. That was the last pull right?
>>3122389Yes
>>3122379whistles would make the scenario more shopsloppy which would be inherently bad
>>3122270fags cry about gacha rates and here the lucky chads have everything they want, you guys are just a bunch of lucklets kek
>>3122389There should still be one more day, no?
>>3122378Why didn't you wait to stack the rewards?
>start getting really good trainings>7 turns left before debut and the shop is still closed>the music sounds offWait a minute...
>>3122372not him but you get additional sp per songs?
>>3122397>"I love MANT" vros when they actually play MANT:
>>3122389>>3122390>>3122395I have 80 pts, 2 more days to get 100
>>3122397Digitan kinda sexy
>>3122407Digitan is always sexy
>>3122390FUCK you, I almost killed myself on the spot.
Windy.....
The new JP scenario is so good that I never want to go back to OGC ever again
>>3122415That was my plan
If this is supposed to be the second-worst scenario and it's still this much better than mant then the game's future is looking bright.
>>3122418Scenario is good but the story with Azuma is so soul crushingly sad
KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF TWO NUKES WERE NOT ENOUGH AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Are the DigiGOAT stars still up?
>>3122428a non existent issue
I HATE GRAND LIVE
CYGENEROUS
>>3122413
https://poal.me/28alkRemember to vote! (you) could make the difference!
>>3122437Digi wouldn't do this
>>3122446What did you just see?
>>3122437what the hell is that animation it can't be from the game right
>>3122439Forever Young cannot beat Sovereignty nor Magnitude, I'm sorry but it's impossible. He's not that good
>>3122434>3
sprintslop is starting in 4 days and i only have 1 good ace
>>3122451It certainly is
>>3122458I made my entire sprintsloppa team in two days
>>3122453The odds are fucked both sovereignty and forever young shouldn't be that good. I think an anon explained that its because they're predicting how much money will bet on on those horses, not necessarily how well they'll win.Knightsbridge should be the favorite followed by Magnitude.
>>3122451Curren Chan> anm_res_crd103802_001her alt G1 win animation
Purple is a nice colour.
>>3122462I'M COMING TO TOMAKOMAI
>>3122470megane sex
>>3122458I have not even decided who I should build. Though looking at game8, I only have Nishino to build for...
>>3122469she's never beating the allegations...
>>3122470what is this, a picrel for ants?
>>3122476She's compensating for the big he-
>>3122473and that's a good thing?
>>3122467>Calculating odds based on money instead of actual winning oddsIs that how it's usually done? If so then odds don't seem trustworthy or useful at all.
are you guys going ahead with the new club?
>>3122481Something seems to be severely missing
>>3122484God image if they gave her a bikini alt
>>3122481This is not my cow
>>3122487No
>>3122489many zumanons would be kicked out of their parents homes
I think I have the umadol virus
>>3122498HOEH?
i heave learned to use ffmpeg to make animation at full color and better resulutions than webm. its over for youse
I think I have the ebola virus
>>312249815 mg of Currenicillin, twice a day for 5 days. Come back in 4 weeks, but if you get the strong urge to watch another man fuck your wife, don't wait until the appointment just go straight to the ER.
>>3122511Hishiama...
I think I have the G-virus
>>3122509https://files.catbox.moe/r9laxb.webm
>>3122520about right. still better than to upload gifs to some fuckoff site online to "optimize it"
is this good token economy
>>3121844https://files.catbox.moe/cvh3p8.mp3
>>3121844>"hiding powerlevel" level: umamusume notification sound
>>3122486Its usually trustworthy but in this case Forever Young and Sovereignty are fan favorites. Notice the votes in the poal. Both Magnitude and and Knightsbridge have relatively little votes despite trainers here should know better.>>3122498Funny enough there was a good amount of Currens in Los Angeles but there was only 1 Falco, and she actually did do a ton of social media stuff and dancing, carrying her camera set up with her everywhere. Maybe dressing up like Falco is hard, especially the wig?
>>3122529what kind of sicko plays with the bgm on
>>3122509Don't get cocky
>>3122545>what kind of sicko plays with the sound on
>>3122556Some people can't be helped. I have a friend who played DOOM with the Mick Gordon turned off.
>>3122543That fucking frilly dress is a pain in the ass. I know because I drew her once. Banana Falco is way easier. But people in general seem less attached to alts than their og design
Hahaha my wife still hasn't been ran through the tripping humiliation ritual
>>3122564Are frills hard to do from a /cgl/ view point?
>>3122565One day
>>3122560Doom 2016/eternal ost unironically gives me a headache.
>>3122564I'm not a falcofag I think but her yellow dress looks way better
>>3122543>Notice the votes in the poalI went for Magnitude because I think they've been underselling him, and I'm really not acquainted with Knightsbridge's game. But still, it could be anyone's race, seems like they're just taking advantage of Yanko's popularity.
I thought Golden Tempo has done well up till now. Why isn't he favored a bit more?
>>3122579Wait a minute... are you saying...that Forever Young is FRAUD?
>>3122553ILL KILL YOU!!!
Yeah, fuck you too.
>>3122582Murican keibafags hate him for proving them wrong twice. Also they hate his trainer because she decided to skip the second leg of the triple crown in order to allow him to safely recover from the Kentucky Derby.
>>3122582He didn't do well during his last race and End Closers aren't good for people's blood pressure.
Windy!
My first 1600/1200/1200 and UF+ ever and of course no Sprint S and Neicha's chain didn't finish so she doesn't even Slick Surge let alone OYL.I hate GL.
>>3122582Chuds can't stand woman trainer
>>3122618I'm rooting for you brave prince. This looks great, it's a shame she doesn't have sprint S
>>3122589She can't hurt me
>>3122638>she can't-ACK!
is anyone doing dirt aces already?
>>3122642BASED!>>3122638>white swirlscan i break the curse? same shit happens with the YADAYADA animation, right?
>>3122579Knightsbridge is really strong. Go back and watch the race Finger jobbed in at Del Mar but pay attention to the horse blowing everyone else away.
>mutations went horribly, decide to make a last second Nishino backup just in case>keep looking down at her legs during some of the trainingGod damn the mare bloomers are making me act unwise. Why would Cygames do this?
god xitter troons that love uma are just awful, can algorithm stop showing them to me
>>3122647I just finished my parents so I'm about to start banging my head against the wall on dirt Machan.
>>3122661HALL MONITOR THIS GUY RIGHT HERE
>>3122650well, black background is cheating
>>3122661Are there an animations that focus on legs? Asking for no reason in particular.
>>3122663>xitter in the big '26
>3* gate>oh boy who could it beNONOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3122673C/v/rren broken
>>3122666Good Satan, what is going on with her midsection?
>>3122673CURREN BOARDCURREN THREAD
>>3122673LOOK AT HER#LookatCurren
>>3122670Xog!
>>3121217My favorite nepo baby
>>3122672where am i supposed to look at umas
>>3122673OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>3122666fuck yes! demonic trips of defeated shit transparency>>3122670some? on legs or on feet?
Not a fan of Curren
>>3122673this is why I'm afraid to do the free pulls
>>3122687many are saying this
is she really a fraud?
>>3122686Legs mainly, I remembered Dober's being pretty good though.
>>3122650oh yeah!
>>3122611Anon, may I make a suggestion? Can we just have one Windy post per thread?
>someone makes a /v/ thread>In it someone asks what new lore came from the new event>Go to copy-paste anon's post from last night>Thread died immediately after schizo posted umautist, 6 posts in up for 28 minutesIt's been how long and this goober still has a grudge?
make rooms
>>3122723HOSTTHEMYOURSELF
>>3122724can't be doneyou must do it
these webms are soulless without transparencygif supremacy
>>3122723dirt?
>>3122719He will be at it for the next few years.
Registration starts tomorrow, right?
>>3122698I am a fan of Admire Vega
>>3122719>>3122729He might be the next barneyfag. There are other anons who sit in various other threads spamming it down for being something they don't like even if relevant.
>>3122734Well shit I really need to lock the fuck in
>>3122736many are saying this too
>>3122737Inoperable brain tumor.
>>3122698
what career profession will your uma belong to once they graduatecan others guess who it is
>>3122747umafans
>>3122747diversity consultant
>>3122747This one might be hard: tour guide in Tomakomai.
>>3122747Her career after racing is bearing me enough strong children to start a new uma khanate
>>3122747vtuber
>>3122747color commentator in sumo
>>3122727
>>3122765Don't post this awful twitter shit again, everyone knows Shakur has a huge ass
>>3122727it actually always shows transparency in the reply box when i upload it, but then the actual post doesnt have it, for some reason.
>>3122766Will she also demonstrate sumo moves on Stunto-san?
>>3122747Serious answer? Owning a flower shop. My answer? Being my wife.
>>3122727the file actually does have transparency BTW, 4chan just doesnt render my shit that way is seems. oh well!
>>3122776Yeah >>3122767 this should also be transparent but I guess 4ch just can't with transparent .webm?
>>3122774Taishin fucker....
posting nishino sends me into a furious rage. stop it
would umas be allowed on the dohyo?they are a different species to ningen arent they?
>>3122789that's racist
>>3122789They are still women though with boobs and vaginas
When do we get umas to properly represent the diversity of horses?
>>3122802Beyond Dreams.
>>3121716Well I knew that but Bakushin's whole body looks smaller than Ardan's head to me.
>>3122802Kris S is already in the game
>>3122747Some sort of small business owner, probably? I could see her running a bookstore or a flower/gardening shop or something like that
>>3122802Why the long face buckaroo?
I wonder if "ooh yeah, you're a real stallion" is a lot like saying someone's a fratboy...
>>3122815I don't think Stallion and Mare have any meaning in their universe
>>3122815>umas hitting on you by calling you a handsome stud
>>3122819but ponies do?
I want my trainee to call me her broodmare
>>3122747Woodworking and she'll help with the construction and operation of all the stalls at every festival she can find.
>>3122833Narita Brian sis...
>>3122789i guess it depends on if they have menstrual cycles or go into estrus, doesn't itif it's estrus then technically wouldn't they still be "pure"
Uniques that get turned off because of rushed are so fucking stupid and should not be a thing
>>3122747A teacher of young Umamusume.
>>3122829Well, there ARE different types of umas in the umaverse. >>3122819Fair enough.I wonder if anons would use it to describe a frat uma if isekai'd. Probably also not!>>3122823>handsome studYou know, you're joking but stud doesn't actually just refer to horses but rather all pedigree livestock, so it's entirely possible for her to do that, just a bit less likely.
>>3122840Least its not as bad as the completely RNG late start condition most of them had initially. Made OG Bourbon and Flash useless before they took out that condition. Not that anyone uses OG bourbon vs Love Bourbon.
I am not mutating for the next dirt CM. I did it for the last one and won the ultimate Ogurislop CM and that is good enough for me. It will be the first time I don't run her in a CM since like April or May I don't remember which.
>>3122840that's why you only run one backlinerif you have to gamble both on position and on not getting rushed, you only want one horse like that. It can help you a lot if your other two aces fall short, but otherwise, it's too risky.
>>3122840so true mejiro dober should be removed from the game
I'm only 2 minutes into Epipi's career
I'm so hungry I could eat an uma.
I'm already Sirius' stud
>>3122861FESH
>>3122864 was meant for >>3122856.Oops.
>>3122861Sauce
Newfag here, I'm finally making S/S+ umas fairly consistently, should I become a big boy and join graded this CM?
>>3122863Praise Shiraoki!
what would that one scene in the godfather be like in the umaverse
>>3122874You are advised against it. I wouldn't enter graded until you can consistently make at least a UG.
>gamble on 30% training>don't overdo it>glue>start next run>gamble on 30% training>don't overdo it>glue>start next run>gamble on 30% training>don't overdo it>glue>start next run>gamble on 30% training>don't overdo it>glue>start next run>gamble on 30% training>don't overdo it>glue>out of borrowswhy is this legal
>>3122874It's maybe possible to win graded B finals with an SS+ uma, but you need a good understanding of how the game works to do so. You probably won't win much at all in graded so I'd say to not enter yet.
...Am I going to get hit by a truck if I walk outside?
>>3122874Hell no. You'll get your ass reamed. You might be stuck in Open for 6 months to a year if not more because you missed a ton of content that won't come back.If you're okay with that, welcome to the game! .t someone who helped many new people with gameplay advice IRL this weekend
>>3122422QRD?
>>3122882Gamble on a 70% fail instead and keep going
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>>3122868Shinning Star by Rains
>>3122894>Azuma turns out to be a goddess>Azuma cannot interfere with the bonds between an Uma and a man>(You) and she start to have a bond together and write it in a diary>Along the way, she grew feelings for (you) and started to fall in love>Knowing this and realizing that if she keeps continuing, she will ruin the bonds between (You) and her trainee, she decided to distance herself from (You)>She mind-wiped your memories of her and never showed up again>At the end of the career, (You) keep wondering about the mysterious Uma that keeps appearing in your mind>(You) found the diary, and after reading it, (you) remember everything>(You) met with her again, and she explained the reason why she did it>In the end, it turns out you also fell in love with her, but accept her choice. Telling her to have the diary stored in her library
>>3122874If your deck can get you an S+ on an average run, then you might be able to hit SS+/low UG on a high roll. Also it's sprintcasino, nothing fucking matters babeyy. I'd say give it a go. Just do your best and don't let it get to you if you lose.
>forgot to spoiler my postSUMIMASEN!!!!!
>>3122719If all that stuff they say in the metroid threads are true, some schitzos have been going for more than a decade
>another brick runI hate my speed cards they are so fucking worthless I haven't gotten a speed rainbow in over ten turns. I just want one run god damn.
>>3122907who cares lol we aren't surviving till this scenario releases
>>3122894
>>3122907Don't worry anon that content won't be available for another 4 years, we'll have forgotten by then.
>>3122901What the fuck? I'm going to punch a wall
>>3122890>He straightaway spurted all his luck before RamonuOhnonono
>>3122874you know what, fuck it join gradedsprints have the lowest floor, you just gotta have good statlines, some key skills and you might be able to competeyou will still get your teeth kicked in but that can also be a good motivator
>>3122907The anon or anon(s) who throw shitfits over it isn't on right now.
Do we have 1 more day of free pulls?
>>3122934Idk anymore, we'll find out tomorrow
>>3122912I cared but okay...>>3122926RAAAH HOW DARE I LEAVE MY SPOILERS UNCENSORED!?. . . Yeah I don't think I have his energy.>>3122914That's... fair I suppose.Man, it sucks we can't get it sooner than that.(I wonder if the guy who likes Speed Symboli also likes Azuma...)
This has to be the CM I've phoned in the most, still mutated my oshi for it though
>>3122934Just one? It's fucking dober for me I won't get Kitasan.
>>3122934Two more days. You niggas need to learn how to read.
>>312293420 more. The free pulls add up to 100.
>>3122950Correct, and today was the eighth. So we have two more.
>>3122947>reading in big 2026lol
>>3122948I thought I read 90 this morning? What the fuck? Welp, disregard >>3122950, apparently it reads 80. I must've been more tired than I thought.
>>3122953Please be true
I legitimately got four speed rainbows the entire senior year. Why is this allowed? Why do I even have speed cards when they don't even function? Kitasan and Tachyon are going in the trash for this, give me two different speed cards because I want to see if they can actually do better than these retarded bitches.
>>3122901AAAAAAHHHHH
>>3122856She also gave me a bouquet and a red rose. Please Epipi I want to play the game not get flustered and distracted
>>3122901Good. Total hag death.
>>3122901Kill me Pete
>>3122974extremely ugly newmawhy did they have to make it meta
>>3122974>people with blue eyes
>>3122977Watch your tone. That's a spespawn you're talking to
>>3122954
>>3122988theyre dime a dozen in NEWMAmusume...
Just made the mistake of saying "This run is going pretty well"I was wondering how it would go up in flames, turns out it was placing fucking 3rd in the make debut
>>3122995If I can't maintain a constant state of dissociative apathy then the run is doomed
>Azuma, extreme advocate of human and umamusume relationsThis could either be "hug me" or "fuck me" depending on context.
roomas?.. did all the first-rates fuck off today
>>3123003464779034647790346477903you get a rooma from a third-rate instead
>>3123003FUCKING HOST THEM YOURSELF GOD
>>3123003Anon its 3pm on the worst coast and noon on the best coast. Unless they're NEETs or Hikkis, they are not staring at their phone or PC right now.>mfw when still on vacation
>>3123003I'm still trying to get an Ulala with daring strike while A turf but Mr CB always ghosts me after 2nd chain
>>3123003>did all the first-rates fuck off todayYes, that guy is still completely vindicated byw
Many fan counts later I finally got her outfit
>>3123008https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=9P5Kgcr08ZBG7gDzy7wTXEWz346910113469101134691011anotha one
>>3123011Where are the yuros?
Nothing will make you hate an uma more than running her card.
>Just had a run with sprint S AND Groundwork AND great song RNG AND all event chains finished (with no agemasens) AND a fucking hot spring ticketAlright, guess that's sprint prep done. Wasn't perfect or anything since I didn't get Uma Stan from inspiration and her wit probably could've been higher, but after a jackpot like that I think it'd be in my best interest to leave the casinoBack to looping dirt parents
>>3123024https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=809_y_DUbmLHWhFmd70JvIYz439034204390342043903420
>>3123029pasa mines
>>3123022I wouldn't exactly call it "cute"
>>3123029I heard rumors that the yuros are actually planning for the London performance since the LA Concert didn't even happen and still went well. Is there nice things to do in or around London or is it too far gone right now? I know they have Ascot racecourse nearby.
>>3123034I thought it was really cool when she hit Kingu unique right before this then 2 more accels and then just didn't run any faster.
>>3122974Please stop staring at me with these big ol' eyesShe looks like she never blinked in her life
>>3123034https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=fUZru-SUqsVunk2TA1x12542You love to see it 653431376534313765343137
this game made me impotent
>>3122959Good ol Kingu and Tosen Jordan welfare.
>>3123046>Urara immediately fails the pre-conditions on Cheer because she early races her way into 4thT-thanks.
>>3123044she looks like she thinks tears are called blinker fluid
I'm so fucking over this game. Literally the best run stat wise I've ever had and it doesn't fucking matter because she's missing an accel from a chain not finishing and no Sprint S.
>>3123048Unironically this game turned me into a horny dog again. Fucking wuv my trainees in every sense of the word
>>3123046>end with 1600 speed has max speed of 25.98>end with 1450 speed has max speed of 25.82STATS ARE A FUCKING LIE
>>3123060wit determines max speed
>>3123039London is fine, just don't do things you wouldn't do in any other big cities. It depends what you're into but there is plenty of stuff to do.
>>3123046https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=rRxN-a3XNQ0wuIx7o_HQm-bt880373438803734388037343last one for nyow...>>3123053the curse of having too much midrace, my Taishin sometimes loses because she passes both the Tracen Cheer mark and the Budding Blossom one by midracing into 2nd place
>>3123060bro has never heard of diminishing returns>>3123062also wrong
>>3123068You're uma rolls wit for the target speed during final spurt
>>3123064https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=CueBC1qAhk4WrhY7KJu7qh4lseeing taishin get blocked by Kingu for a whole of 6 seconds made me lose a clump of hairggs
>>3123051I might do it next run but I used this deck and got better stats. Am I mad? Yes. Is this aceworthy? No. Seriously, fuck Kitasan and fuck Tachyon. I swear to god there's some shit in the formula that makes more specialty priority force them to go to speed training even less because I can't even comprehend how they keep abandoning me in senior year consistently.
Come on, man
>>3123073skill issue btw
>>3123069i stand corrected, sorry neigha
I saw some very hot pornography of Forever Young today
>>3123071Kingu's first rate butt made this win possible
>>3123081share with the class
>>3123077>if hp is insufficient
>>3123084https://x.com/Yan006224/status/2114970392360341531
Ah yes, now I see.The problem with my girls is that they're either too slow or too stupid.
>>3123088Maybe I'm just gay but I can't stand seeing the asshole area of anyone
she needs TP
>>3123077You always automatically pass that witcheck as long as you're not dead at the start of the last spurt.
i'm so fucking useless i should kill myself
>>3123022Still waiting for cyjuden to unlock my wife's bond ranks.
clearly i am terrible at reading comprehension
>>3123022>umanko
>want to run new umas to see their hot springs with the rate up>opportunity cost of doing so instead of looping stuck in the back of my mind
>>3123088L faps
Hey uhDid anyone else's ad block on Twitter just break?
>>3123105>>3123103>>3123056Hold your horses their anons. Just sleep on it. Play another vidya. Go watch the 5th element. Something. Don't stew in it.
>>3123113Works on my machine. You use uBlock Origin like a normal person, right?
>>3123113Idk I've been seeing so many fucking chinks today
>>3123113You don't use a twitter proxy?
>fine moaner agemasens me for speed saar before debutdo I just fucking glue it nowI don't think I have but one borrow left
>>3123116I do yes. This is on mobile though
>>3123115I don't think I've watched that movie since I was 8, is it good?
>>3123123Speed star's like the only agemasen where I legitimately just don't care anymore about whether or not it hits, PtP is good enoughI'm more pissed at 1 hint for prof of curvature or unstoppable at this point so I would continue if I were you
>>3123128The 5th Element is a superb sci-fi future movie and ages greatly imo. I think other /kino/-anons can make suggestions but the 5th element is a movie I get tired of watching when I see it pop up while travel, at other people's houses, or watchalongs.
I need to see the Twilight Zone, the clips I've seen look timeless
>>3123132Agemasen is honestly the worst shit imaginable, because even at max stats you have a chance to fail. I've gotten only one hint of Curve at 1380 speed, I've gotten Prepared to Pass instead of Speed Star at 1100 Wit. It's just so fucking stupid that you have to pass a stat check and there's not even a guarantee no matter how high your stats are, you can just fail anyways because fuck you. I personally don't care about getting one or 3 hints, but when it's between a gold and white skill then it pisses me off.
Finally a character that understands my true feelings
>>3123155What's with this new gigahumanfucker?
>>3123156Read the thread
>>3123156Pal for the newest scenario, goddess or demigoddess, dunno, who wants more umasYou also have a romance subplot with her
>>3123165>horses riding horses
>>3123165>>3123166Ooooh the horror, to be grabbed and passed around by amazonian umas who love me just for being a human male, who would ever think of such an unspeakable atrocity
>>3123140Hit up A Game of Pool, The Hunt, and Eye of the Beholder
>>3122974>Can't ride a bike>One of the options to help her is by asking a few umas for some advice (Rhein Kraft, Cesario, Fusapan, Kingu)>Even with training wheels she can't control herself and when she braked she got flung off the bike>After being told simpler instructions like "Just squeeze the handles, maintain your posture, sit and pedal" she came to the conclusion that cycling requires too much knowledge and that the voice of destiny (She hears a voice inside her head that she listens to all the time) is telling her the same thing so she gave upWhat the fuck is wrong with her
OK THE VOTES ARE IN AND YOU ALL DECIDED, IN AN OVERWHELMING MAJORITY TO GIVE POINTS TO EACH UNIQUE UMA IN THE HIGHEST POSITIONS, RATHER THAN ADDING THEM UP ON REPEATS. THEREFORE THE POINTS FROM YESTERDAY'S STEEL BALL RUN ARE THE FOLLOWING:HARU URARA WILL OFFICIALLY ENTER THE LEADERBOARD
>>3123178FRAUDCHAN LOST
>>3123176The funniest part of Epi’s scenario is that in her first character story she asks you to be her trainer right off the bat, but you actually are given an option to say no, and if you do the game just boots you back to the title screen
>>3123178Where is Falco?
>>3123176she just like me for real
>>3123178Hooray!
>>3123176>and that the voice of destiny (She hears a voice inside her head that she listens to all the time)So...she is schizophrenic>(Rhein Kraft, Cesario, Fusapan, Kingu)Team Ascella mentioned!
>>3123169>He thinks they'd take care of him beyond the bare minimum to do the one thing he's useful forLol, lmao even
>>3123183No way really? I fucking love when games do that.
>>3123191Damn, pandora mogs all of them
>>3123178THIS IS THE CURRENT LEADERBOARD, SUPER CREEK STILL LEADING>>3123186At the bottom
>do the mission race because the run is glue anyway>fast learner the next turnI can't wait for this nigger scenario to be over.
IS THIS WORTHLESS ABUSIVE CUNT A NATURAL JOBBER?!
Which umas even offer fast learner right now?
Having relations with Umamusume is an affront to God and you will burn in hell for all eternity for your sins.
>>3123200FALCOBROS WHAT DO WE DO???
>>3123200>At the bottom
>>3123204All of them? Just hit it on that better fan letter event.
>>3123211>better fan letter eventI have never seen this in any run, what the fuck is this
>>3123203I couldn't imagine making such a soulless build even for sprintsloppa
Come beat my team. Gonna host 5 rooms27116361
>>3123203>Stuck between crazy in love and more than anything There is a lesson there for curren chan I am sure...
I think I've gotten Fast Learner from the mood up event once total the entirety of GL
>>3123199Kingu mogs, actually
>>3123212The event every uma has that gives mood up, +30SP and 5 of every stat and has a chance of giving you fast learner. Dunno what it's called since it has a different name for every uma, but I call it that since it's the exact same as fan letter but better.
>>3123200WHY CAN'T CREEK BE DEFEATED?
>>3123204You mean from Support cards? None I thinkIf you mean they have two Fast Learner events, I know Mayano, Kitasan White, Blaze Brian, Christmas Biwa, Ardan do
>>3123207at least that's a valid reason and not masturbation or being fat
>>3123213I literally just wanted to try making one because she spooked me but she's repeatedly baffling christendom by continuing to choke
>>3123200I'm sure if Falco trained 3 times harder she could beat Urara easily
>>3123220She needs the monies for her daycare
>>3123218...it's called fast learner event
>>3123207Explain why regular human pairings can birth umamusume but umamusume can't birth ningen women, then?Umamusume are a divine race of ubermenches, heavens ordained them first pickings of their husbands
>>3123200LEND ME SOME TURF SPARKS, SKY-SANTHIS IS NY URARA WE'RE UP AGAINST
>Falco gets equaled and surpassed by Urara and Curren in ONE (1) raceNot looking good!
>almost accidentally typed wuvcen talking about keiba somewhere elseI need to get outta here
Speaking of Team Ascella I thought this was Pandora at first because she was too tall to be King but I guess it's just natural for Japs to see themselves as manlets that are the same height as King.
>>3123227Calling it that when it only has a chance of giving it is retarded
>>3123207You might believe in this nebulous "god" of yours, but the Umamusume goddesses say otherwise. The bond between uma and human is to be cherished.
>>3122418I thought about joining JP but I got such a huge amount carats and the knowledge I'll get a YUGE collection of my favorite umas for my favorite concerts beats joining in and having a smol amount of umas, I already got 120k carats after all
>>3123239you shouldn't be called alive then because you have but a chance to produce offspring
>>3123237She could be on her tip toesAlso haircut is obviously Kingu's, Pandora has two massive twintails and isn't as slender
Do you find yourself saying yeppers to coworkers? Have you called someone bwo to their face? When faced with something not in your favor have you uttered the phrase 'not looking good?' If so you may he entitled to compensation.
>>3123246>>3123236I've never had this issue, I worry about how many spergs could ruin their lives just from staying in this place
>>3123246I constantly have to stop myself from saying it's dober out loud instead of it's over
>>3123243fair enough
>>3123248I always worry about saying niggers outloud.
I sometimes have to stop myself from typing neigha while posting in other places.
>>3123254weakmind
niggas really haven't gotten over losing cancer cup after all this time
>>3123254I don't, nobody knows English in my country so I can just nigger in peace (the con is that I live in the third world..)
>>3123214Close affairSecond room21839214
At least nobody here has to stop themselves from saying wuv you to someone else.
>>3123262>UF4what the fuck
>>3123246I purposely used yeppers to my coworkers. I don't mind if they think I'm weird since my intention in the first place is to make them speak casually with me>bwoOnly with my frens
>>3123254Me too, I was singing that Kanye HH song without noticing in my shared uni flat. I have said nigger several times outloud
>>3123235falco took that point on the arima kinen track lol
>>3123248Your vocabulary is shaped by the things you interact with even as an adult. Yhere was a point in time where I had to actively stop myself from saying "his ass is [blank]" because I hear it from someone else.
>>3123263I hope his elbow healed
>>3123246I don’t say anything to anyone because I have no friends, family or anyone that’s even remotely in my vicinity.
>>3123268Is it normal if this gave me a boner?
>>3123279>g*rmno
>>31232623rd room86361357
Should I use a tenner on the d*rter banner? I've been unbelievably lucky lately
I can't believe I still haven't reached UF in this scenario, I am such a perpetual shitter
>>3123279You are into femdom or wish to be dominated by a stronger female, according to latest statistics I read, you are amongst 25% or so of adult male population who wish for a dominant female partner2% of females wish for a submissive male partner but based on my own observations on how such dynamics go in real life, I suspect real number is somewhat higher
I don't have enough insults in my vocabulary to properly describe my feelings for grand live and I know a lot of fucking insults.
>>3123275this you?
human women could never hope to compete against umanko>no fat umas because they all love to run>despite a human frame they boast severalfold our strength. That includes the pussy muscles.>intelligence gap has led them to blind trust that a human's guidance is objectively correct IE they are innately subservient and mistake it for voluntary affection.>they retain youth such that a 50 year olds pass for highschoolers and an 80 year old is in better shape than the studentsNingens never stood a chance.
>>3123288save it for horses with actual accomplishments
>>3123292It's not cool to doxx like that
>>3123288you should
>>3123288DO NOT GO TO TOMAKOMAIDO NOT
I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME I WAS HAPPY WHEN I WAS A FLATLIGGER I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME
>>3123290>You are into femdom or wish to be dominated by a stronger femaleI'm not, it's just that specific image that did it, I think it's the smile. I always prefer being the dominant one
>>3123308Many such cases!
>>3123308Just become a content creator or somethingMake OC with the lads. Sing Miss /v/ictoria. Just read careers and umaroll. You don't need to be a CM sweat
>>3123180God damn is she beautiful
>>3123308Same, join me in the sanctity of not playing the game and being a filthy secondary. Just buy the merch. Watch the animu. Watch the game stories on youtube. Install gentoo. Become sublime.
JP bros, got a random SSR ticket from somewhere, is this ardan power card any usable?
Ameribros... I am craving Culver's again...
>>3123308No need to force yourself, anon, if its not fun, there is no point in playing
this game is fun I want gm to start already so I can make mediumkino builds
>he's not playing the game in the thread about a game on a video game board and he's proud of it
>>3123322A real /v/ man
Bunny girls makes my dick explode
Banana jump scare
>>3123328God she's ugly
>>3123322that's why curren chan never shows up in rooms despite the amount of avatarfagging
>>3123328Surely Falco will win queen of /v/ma and make a comeback in the SBR once Dirt CM hits right?
maybe unity would've been used to make aces if riko did uma cosplay with a tail buttplug
>>3123322Why does she wear a literal nametag on her head? Is she retarded? Would she forget it without it?
>>3123318Skills are good for Pace Chasers but needs uncaps for the TE and +2 SP BonusAlso completely smoked by the Godyano card that just came out but if you're broke you could use it
>>3123308Same. Between the flatlining and taking it easy in B last cm I lost any motivation to take this game seriously. Now I just run a few autos for the fans and that's it.
I don't think I'll ever get burnt out from Uma because I don't treat the game like a second job and play as casually as possible
>>3123334Don't call them Curren bro!
>>3123284Fuck. Maybe I should train a pace chaser. Thanks for the rooms
225670932256709322567093CM22 testan
somebody host more roomas I have a disgustingly shit curren whose career went terribly but at least it got sprint S and all the chains finished that I wanna test also I should have picked focus to guarantee groundwork but I had a brainlet moment and didn't
>>3123354IS THAT A DIRT NISHINO FLOWER???
I still haven’t been gibbed Kita or Diamondo. Cygreedious must burn
>>3123360MY EYE-
Only one more month until this nigger scenario is kill.
>>3123358Nyes...I saw that her ult works and decided why not
>>3123363can't fucking wait
>>3123354Threw in two aces+a TT Falco if that's alright.
>>3123363just watch as half the thread will shit gm after a month of playing it
>>3123363it's crazy how even normalfags hate it
>>3123369A scenario being new doesn't mean it's not shit. See GL compared to MANT.
>>3123369Yeah. It's always the game's fault with them.
>>3123363It's kind of crazy how /v/ma all agrees that pic related was the only good scenario.
Will (you) skip the ancestors card?
Three cheeky tenners on Hokko got me steampunk ticket. Is she worth anything besides her tits?
>>3123375ura finale was kino too
>>3123375riko won
http://x.com/manya_kissu/status/2115104670037467461fraudici fraudora
>>3123354https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=VNABbh9WzzOthirn4rjcg6tT>>3123368no problemo, hosting another one 599993115999931159999311
>>3123375>2.0 Revisionism
>>3123375Fixed
>>3123370I would add one more positive to GL, and that’s the energy lessons. Yes they’re shit most of the time, but they can be occasionally helpful, especially in senior year where they’re honestly better than the other lessons due to the costs of stat lessons rising. That is the only compliment I will give to GL and one of the reasons I tolerate it more than old Unity.
>>3123376Yes. The only problem doing so will cause is that I won't be able to build Taishin for the longkino because of not having CB wit, but as a F2P it's impossible to justify pulling a support just for the sake of literally one build.
you love to see itking halo got rushed immediately after this btw
>>3123387Interesting. Looks like Daiwa power might be overkill and you can just use the regular deck.
>>3123376i'll throw some cheeky tenners if i'll have spare carats
>>3123375Only the upgraded version, the original was gigacancer too
>>3123376Yes, I only umaroll, I don't card roll.
>>3123376Depends on how painful the Ramonu+Shee Bee gauntlet will be.
>>3123407>Ramonu+Shee BeeI'm gonna get raped by the Ramonu+Shee Bee+VInes gauntlet
Should I use the upcoming selector to MLB Creek or get my very first copy of Mr. CeeBee?
>>3123376I'll give it a cheeky tenner if I come out of the Ramonu banner intact.
>>3123387https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=D1x-e0qowuw_5B7milfNglh4887733558877335588773355 getting my ass beat is actually part of the plan...last one
>>3123412CB at LB1 is genuinely better than 90% of wit cards
>>3123412You should do your Ramonu pulls first and then decide. No point in deciding in advance.
>>3123370God she's fucking hot. I have a weak spot for drunk women.
>>3123418The selector doesn't cover Ramonu, it only goes up to the recent sex Sweepy banner.
>>3123420Same, I will miss LH, not a single pal after her makes my dick as happy
>>3123330I'm so glad there's at least one other competent Diafag holding the castle, cause my third rate ass will never win a plat.
>>31234171LB or 0LB because that's what I'd get. I'm leaning towards CB so I can at least think about maybe running ends.
>>3123427There are so many umas that will never be queen because they have 1 waifufag at most and they fucking suck at the game
>>3123322gee I'd love to play the game but I'm only allowed to have five borrows a day and one of them went to making a parent, two of them went to the glue factory, and two of them went to bad horses that won't win anything.
MileKINO + dirtSLOP = ???
>>3123416https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=yvGKOG5E8K9YakgoY37jNZFothanks for joining and ggs, winners' builds will be stolen and incorporated into my own
>>3123424>The selector doesn't cover RamonuI know. Pulling 200-600 times on her banner might get you some spooks though. You shouldn't use selectors before doing your pulls.
>>3123437SLOPKINO
>>3123438Thanks for the rooms
>>3123437gigaslop
>>3123437mirtKLOP!
>>3123437I'm afraid the slop drains all the kino out of the mile.
>>3123437its still miledirtkusoslopeven moreso than usual since double stam debuffers are good enough to kill umas sitting around 600 stam with no recovery skills
>>3123441Oh yeah I guess that makes sense, I mean couldn't hurt at least. I'm guessing the free Ramonu pulls are tenners over 12 days like now?
>>3123437Dirt anything = slop There is no amount of kino that can cancel out the slop that is 80% of the cast being filtered unless you are the insane kind of person that wants to mutate(I've done it before and will not be doing it this time around).
I still can't believe cygames put two fucking dirtslops in one scenario what were they thinking
have you considered that tokyo tracks are kino tho
>unlock the phone>get flashbanged by slop uma porn because i forgot to close the tab>horny again
Sometimes the game makes me want to jump off a cliff covered in burning pitch and other times it actually gives me nothing but good mile parents loopa after loopa. This must mean I'm going to have to spark Kita.
>>3123455>I'm guessing the free Ramonu pulls are tenners over 12 days like now?Yeppers.
>>3123458They are doing more hybrid umas now, like Zephyr, Yeppers or Bamboo. It shouldn't be as sterile as the old dirtslops
>>3123463>tokyocasino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8w7Cb9C04w
>>3123466>almost half a month to know how bricked you areNo wonder this game makes neighas go postal
>>3123464rakesh...
>>3123376>Ramonu>Ruby>Ardan>140k caratsYeppers
Should we remove the Catbox link and add Haku, Morai and Hachimi for the next OP?
>>3123463I fucking love Tokyo 2400m turf
If the double stam debuffers strat for mile is going to be prevalent i might be forced to do it...
>>3123467Ok? I don't have any those so I don't give a fuck.
>>3123482i vote f1
>>3123482either remove the catbox link without adding anything else or just leave the op like thisit's such a non issue
>>3123474I think Samba sucks!
>>3123482Don't remove the catbox link holy shit, fuck off already
Matsuken Samba>uma samba
>>3123480im so fucking sad i didnt get yeppers...OH MY GOD YEPPERS IS SO FUCKING SEXO AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3123488niggas really never got over not having riko dates anymore
>>3123492I think we should have some type of racing sim in the OP since the umalator got removed
>>3123458The sucky part is it's dirt mile, which is the shittiest combo of distance and terrain to build for. Dirt Medium is Xogslop so I won't say anything positive about it in particular but at least you can mutate your turf mediums for it. Literally the only positive about Dirt Miles is that Urara trainers finally don't have to rip their balls off with mutation.
>>3123480bounceKINO
>>3123485Ramonu says this
light hello moment
>OPschizo is awake
>>3123507haru trainers wouldn't be crushing their cocks with a rock if they didn't enjoy the pain
The bar for women is in hell, how are femcels real when even Cafe has oshifags despite her being mentally ill and thin as a stick
>>3123517>He hasn't played her careerYou wouldn't get it
>>3123517Well, for one, they probably don't go outside or try to communicateLike me!
>>3123517that's peak female form actually
Would you borrow wit Teio or speed Taiki for front Machan? The only other decent wit SSR I have is 1LB Festa or the SRs so it's one or the other. If wit Teio the open spot would be Tachyon, if Taiki it'd be Kita. CM22 btw not sprintslop.
>>3123517Femcels simply lack her drip
>>3123513she's avoiding you because your trainee is bad vibes
>>3123517>how are femcels realSevere mental issues
>>3123517Cafe loves you which is an impossible feat for 99% of people.
>>3123480Fuck off why do so many people have hundreds of thousands of carats but me
>>3123517IRL femcels are fat and ugly, Cafe is not
>>3123529Nyo snacking
>>3123513>whoreren She's not trying to catch an STD
>>3123526I agree, but she's still the reason why my trainee doesn't have a trainer anymore and also the grand concert was a colossal failure, and why she's drinking herself to sleep in her roach-infested apartment every night.
>>3123529Because you roll on umas probably
>>3123376Yeppers. 3 month lifetime is not worth the carats
>>3123529But I only have 86k...
that yeppers gif is killing mei have NEVER felt like this before, SHE IS SEX INCARNATE
https://x.com/9starfilme/status/2114613405676159181
>>3123538She just has stubby ears, anon, calm down
>>3123531>>3123535The last banner I pulled on was Super Creek, before that the last banner I pulled was so long ago I don't even remember ti, probably Tachyon/Hello. I don't understand
>>3123538What Yeppers gif? From the new scenario? I've been shilling Yeppers for months you better post it in the next thread or I'll butter your butt and call you a biscuit
Why are chubby short ears so attractive to us human males?
Kaiji: gambling for Late SurgersAkagi: gambling for End ClosersProve me wrong!
>>3123550get off the computer choppedra
>>3123480>that medium premium bounceLord forgive me for I am having sinful thoughts.
>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. Registration begins October 27th>Monthly Schedule (October)https://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg>Game Enhancement Toolhttps://hachimi.noccu.art/>Racing Simulatorhttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai>Champions Meeting Data and Racing Simulatorhttps://hakuraku.moe/ Previous Thread: Is this good?
I've never had a sexual thought about a mare
Stubby ears are not attractive.
>>3065066
>>3123555PUTTHEFUCKINGCATBOX LINKHOLY SHIT
>>3123550you're attracted to ponies
>>3123524>p*wer card3-2 borrow wit oguri
>>3123543How many carats are you sitting on?it could just be that you haven't had enough time to stockpile
>>3123551Akagi is a front main, no question. Always teetering in between glory and death, complete domination and catastrophic failure; no gambling involved just pure certainty.
>>3123555Honestly you are being such an unberable autist that I will just counterbake your shit just to fuck with you
>>3123555I don't feel strongly about this one way or another. And checked.
>>3123566No one uses it anymore gramps fr fr get with the times s m h dis nigga finna get an aneurysm fr
>>3123573I am close to 75k I don't understand how so many people saved so much
>>3123555I would change the first part to stating the date that CM actually starts, and also>Champions Meeting Data and Racing Simulatorshould be>Champions Meeting Data and Simulatorbecause haku isn't really a standalone simulator.And include the catbox script link, your own post makes it useful.
>>3123571>Front Machan>Wit OguriMaybe I'll borrow Rubert instead.
>>3123577Stop removing shit others are using just because you don't you fucking schizo
>>3123555Remove Hachimi and put the catbox script
>>3123580CM starts on the 1st right?>>3123589Haku doesn't work without Hachimi
>>3123579It's hard to resist pulling when people are posting their disgustingly lucky pulls. But resisting that urge is what makes you a strong trainer.
tbf 4chanx leaves catbox links as embed
>>3123585How am I a schizo, because I support change? From my point of view no one's using catbox as the extension of a dying thread anymore. It's just useless clutter. I support a more updated and relevant OP. You are just seething for no reason, not all change is bad.
>>3123598>>3123598>>3123598>>3123598>>3123598
Fuck off autists, this argument is gay
>>3123590You're not supposed to publicize Hachimihttps://files.catbox.moe/yz0fni.png
>>3123579I haven't rolled for a support card since the Pal/Tachyon bannerI skipped every MANT support card including CB and MaruIn MANT I pulled for Kitasan and Flower, and in GL I pulled Yukino/Festival Inari and will probably have to go to spark for Kitasan White despite flatlining (wanted Rob Roy but couldn't afford her)
>>3123599>Autist has a melty and doesn't fix any of the problems with the OPThe monthly schedule link isn't even embed, at least fix that
>>3123579I've pretty much been rolling exclusively on the scenario banners + S.Maru cardaside from that I pretend like the gacha doesn't exist save for very few trainee bannerswhenever there's a trainee I want but am not willing to break bank for, I gaslight myself into believing that she'll spook me off rate-up later down the line
>>3123597>>3123610Suck my dick, stop arguing about meaningless shit
>>3123615I'll bake instantly instead of asking for opinions next time if you want to be an autist. Enjoy counterbaking
>I care so much about the quality of threads that I'll fuck them up on purpose, take that schizo
>>3123597>From my point of view no one's using catboxYour "point of view" is wrong, mongoloid. People are still using catbox ITT.
>>3123621You are not making your position look any better, in fact you are looking worse rn
i'm joining bake war on the side of the war
>>3123615Throwing a tantrum while insulting everyone at the mere suggestion of a change is a sign of crippling autism. As in, you don't function properly in society, and you are unable to deal with the hardships and inconveniences you face in it.People will eventually do whtaever they want, regardless of your meltdowns.
This could have been avoided if we just used the Machan thread
>>3123637I didn't insult anyone, I baked because this autist was more focused on defending his garbage changes that several people have told him not to do, and in the end he is not someone who accepts opinions lol >>3123615
>>3123229I imagine they can, it's just rarer.God, imagine the angst of a woman born to an uma mother and having to live with being a failure in the eyes of her from conception...
>>3123646>>3123637Meant to quote this >>3123621
>>3123653You have a very unhealthy view of familial relationships
>>3123268Doesn't matter, I ain't getting a boner unless she's an assertive sub so she can kiss those chances of children goodbye.
>>3123621How are you not the autist in this situation?
>>3123661I just like angst and shit family dynamics. My family is almost perfect as is, so I like seeing what it could be if my uncle wasn't the only unfaithful, abusive and immature bastard.
>>3123654I accepted opinions and will bake with the suggestions people here made in mind.I would have been glad to discuss it more but when retards ignore what people are saying to force their bakes it becomes difficult to discuss things>>3123665People have been talking about changing the OP for a while, I'm asking for suggestions and making sure they like the new OP. How does that make me an autist
>>3123671Just keep the catbox plz, I use it and several others do
>>3123260Damn.I wonder if there's any first world countries you could nigger in. Maybe Korea or Japan?
>>3123680Yeah I'm fine keeping it. It seems like a 50/50 issue and I don't care either way.
>>3123671I appreciate bringing up the conversation, I hate baking autism and discussion personally. Don't take it too personally
>>3123680Well I thought nobody else used it anymore. Keep it in then>>3123686I live in spicland and one of my coworkers is an IT guy that for the first year working here literally said "nigger" out loud at least once every day. I suspected actual autism. I'm sure some of the passwords are md5 encryptions of words that contain "nigger" too. I wonder if he has greentexted about it on /g/ or something.
you can blame light hello for not giving you any energy lessons with tokens you actually have if you want to curren, but the reason you broke your leg and you don't have a trainer anymore is because you failed the coinflip.
