>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. Registration begins October 27th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=large>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious Thread: >>3116961
mare wife
Anons, I'm having feelings towards my trainee. What do I do about the situation? I don't want to ruin her future for my own self interests. Any advice? Have any of you gone or are going through this?
Reminder, we are still voting on the outcome of yesterday's SBR stagepoal.me/pcb59d
Finally, SHE has arrived.
>>3119196Marry that girl.
Imagine how much more popular Festa would be if she dressed like this
>>3119199>dragoonbased
>>3119198https://poal.me/pcb59d
>>3119202Ill kill you.
I LOVE STILL IN LOVE!!! THANK YOU OP!!
all the fanartists make still's breasts too big and i do not appreciate it
>>3119199Nice dildo
>>3119196pullout method
>>3119196>What do I do about the situation?You go to the other board where you can post lewds and ERP in peace.
Reminder
>>3119211Very common issue. Never happens the other way around either.
>the president of DC Comics showed up at Trackside in a Musaka cosplay...What?Huh?
ENTER
>>3119221
>>3119220It does actually, though it is quite rare.
>>3119222MY MONITOR IS SHAKING
>>3119222
>>3119220>>3119225I saw Machan's boobs drawn way smaller today
>>3119222Based Teiobro.
>>3119196Knock up your coworker
>>3119222BEGONE YOU DEMON
>>3119221based unc
I want people but they do not listen, Cygames are using Umamusume to take over the world, first its sponsorships of every horse race, then it'll expand into entertainment events, sports, businesses, Time Square, and before you know it, you live in Cygames sponsored and owned world
>>3119222I'm sorry
>>3119228Well? Let's see it!
you will NEVER have this in your lifet. netanyahu
>>3119233But are they going to make the game easier to get into?
>>3119222Were you the guy with his package stuck in Fedex French hell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc9COzkGTxoBreeders cup gate draw in 30 minutes!
>>3119237I'm in public rn, I can't look up porn, give me a bit
>>3119247Does he still have it in him?
>>3119250I care more if Sovereignty is going to ditch the race again.
>>3119250FRAUDEVER YOUNG
>>3119247They'll rig it for Magnitude.
>>3119250Both him and sovereignty will job to Magnitude, screencap this
Wuvcen jobbedYanko will job CDN will job(You) will job
>>3119250Honestly whoever of them wins I'm gonna be happy. It's gonna be such a great race. Granted, for Uma Musume career purposes, having Ebayan win here and later in the Arima Kinen would be epic.
>>3119266i've been jobbing the past 4 CMs... either B finals or group A 3rd...
>>3119266Forever Bum already jobbed this year and everyone forgot about it
>>3119266>Doesn't mention the kiwi #1 horse in the world jobbing
>>3119267>Yanko wins the Arima Kinen>Cygames makes her even more broken now that they can give her turf and long A
>November+December senior year>A single wit rainbow click>Finale>Not a single rainbow>Not pictured: SYL, Daring Strike, LS, and Lone Wolf and the Sharp Steps white for good measureIhategrandliveIhategrandliveIhategrandlive
>>3119273I've jobbed the past 11 CMs
>>3119277nah, Turf B and Long B.
Only two of you are going to watch Forever Young in person. Youse make me sick.
>>3119283I've jobbed the past 19 CMs
>>3119286I wish I was American you don't have to rub it in
>>3119266Nah, I'd win.
Is there any horse that isn’t a fraud
She has been freed.>>3119245Nah that guy is still screwed.
>>3119294Secretariat
>>3119221Did it with his wife it seems.
>>3119300>One trick ponyNEXT
>>3119294Secretariat and Sea Biscuit
>>3119294
>>3119301>Vodka and CafeHOLY BASED
>>3119301>tomboy uma>get a man to cosplay herb-based?
>>3119294American Pharaoh
>>3119250To win more mickey mouse G1s against at most 4 nobody horses? Sure.Most fraudulent horse in history
>>3119312>Stopped racing before anyone could challenge him
I wish umas would shill pizza for me
>>3119294DigiGOAT
>>3119289so you've won one?
>>3119290noone says that
>>3119319We need an Umamusume x Dominos collab
>>3119294No, because all of existence is fraudulent. The CMs you won? Fraud. Your friends and family? Fraudulent. The sun in the sky? You'd best believe it's not genuine.
>>3119300>running against horse plumbers
>>3119331Dominos fuckin SUCKS
I miss it already...
>>3119335yea me
>>3119322I'm a professional gold collector. Most of these are from A finals as well, only my first CMs were in B finals as I was a complete and utter shitter back then due to 0 kitasans from 600 pulls.
Okay anon, put those burgers in the bag!
Dod anyone print out their plats to wear as a badge?
>>3119294>single handedly saving the Symboli fraud accusations
>>3119340Which fast food chain does taiki endorse?
>>3119328I do, I'd make 4 times my salary and be around generally great people with good food and tons of places to visit. Plus an actual powerful country
>>3119341Sorta. Lots of people printed out business cards with their trainer info on them and handed them out this past weekend.
>>3119345I'm in America and none of that applies to me. I'm not around any great people or good food or anywhere to visit.
>>3119300>Secretari-ACK
>>3119347can't believe some anons shitpost became canon
>>3119349Do you make 6 figures tho?
>>3119349bro just go to a national park they're all pretty nicego look at a tree or a deer or something
>>3119329THE ANNIHILATOR OF ARDANTHE MURDERER OF MUTEKITHE RAPIST OF RYAN
>>3119329
Pandora LOVE
>>3119345>fedposting in /v/ma
>>3119337Just show up next week bro
>>3119352>order two pizzas>combine the double topping halvesProfit!
>>3119347I regret not having my own business card to hand out like a lot of the other eventers...
>>3119360>What happened in the 1990 Autumn Tenno Sho?
>>3119356No, although I'm lucky in that I don't actually even have to work. Other people aren't all that lucky here.
>>3119247About to start in 3 minutes! Get in here!
>/v/ma: The biggest horse racing thread in all of 4chan!
>>3119379unfortunately /uma/ is bigger and sluttier
>>3119381i feel like /uma/ cares less about keiba?
>>3119386idk they were into it when i was there last time
Took my sweet time reading on my phone while working on the side but it's done >>3118923 fine's career is really sweet, I mainly known fine as the ramen junkie before doing it, I especially enjoyed the fact you can pick her final race and which rival I wanted her to face (I picked Kawakami) wish the other careers had more of those branching paths and what ifs as an option down to the final rival, imagine (you) as spe-chan's trainer having the option to choose between Suzuka, grass, pasa, etc as the final racer and race she got to beat.
>>3119375Why's the music so ominous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8C3Dqglk0EAshen Memoir was finally defeated
>>3119393AIEEE I DON'T WANT TO LIVE A HAPPY RURAL LIFE WITH MY BEAUTIFUL LOVING WIFE AND OUR 6 KIDS
>>3119247The JP horses in the Breeder's Cup>Forever Young: Longines Breeders' Cup Classic>T O Password: Longines Breeders' Cup Classic>Ask Ikigomi: FanDuel Breeders' Cup Mile>Lugal: FanDuel Breeders' Cup Mile (2nd preference: Breeders' Cup Turf Sprint)>T O Elvis: Cygames Breeders' Cup Sprint>Lord Fons: Breeders' Cup Dirt Mile (2nd preference: Breeders' Cup Sprint)>American Stage: Breeders' Cup Turf Sprint (also entered: Breeders' Cup Sprint)
ALL THE NORMIES ARE DOUBTING FOREVER YOUNG
WHAT ARE THESE AD BREAKS
>>3119404First time watching American sports?
wow they named a racecourse after that one Keeneland Cup G3 race?
>>3119410Keeneland is also where very high end Umas are sold.
>>3119418
>>3119419Why does her daughter look like Falco?
>>3119424there were ... complications, really sad.
Is the welfare Shakur my best choice for a third speed card for Digitan or should i slot in something else?
>>3119344Sonic and Whataburger.
>>3119427curren is strong if you have spare crystals
Is there a post you hate to see your Umas in?
>>3119436marriage proposals
I'm considering pulling
>>3119436I didn't like all the Taiki crying memes because it made me feel horrible for flatlining.
>>3119424Life finds a way trainer.
>>3119296He recently announced his package was freed so seems like he's not screwed anymore.
>>3119443Oh yeah? How about this/
>>3119432>if you have spare crystals
>>3119438>>3119443Talking about posts at the gates topkek
>>3119453who tf aside from poorfucks like me needs gold ones in mighty era of full ssr decks
>>3119440Great story and great body but gameplaywise she really is mostly a pace dirter. If you have other dirt options you can skip...Jk I pulled because dem titties too. My pulls have been going super good so I had spare carats. Worth it.
>>3119455we're posting on /v/ma while at the gates?
>>3119436Off-model lewdsActual answer, I'm a firm believer in outer post proficency, so anything outside 6-9 is suboptimal
>>3119450Beautiful :')It was actually really nice to log back in and hear go "CYGAMESUUUU~" the first time. She missed me, too.
>>3119456If you're a Fronter maybe you used them on SR Seiun
>>3119436I thank God everyday for the whole Dia tongue meme dying off.
>Have gotten like 1 trainee a day for the past week. >Just used 1 scamcha and like 10k free carats.The gods will punish me for my arrogance. I can feel it.
>>3119461She is like a retriever and will start getting lonely in HOURS
>>3119465EXPLODE
>>3119464It was so funny tho, I love her at her quirkiest and at her most beautiful
>>3119459i, too, am a big fan of on-model 69s
>>3119459I dread having any Umas in Post #1 other than fronts.
>>3119464I liked that meme, it was one of the best parts about her.
>>3119459Call me a sinner and a larper or a coomer, I just love off-model art. It's my guiltiest pleasure
>>3119456I still haven't gotten Ayabe guts. Golds can be more elusive than SSRs sometimes.
>>3119436Any art that gives Still huge boobs
>>3119456This stupid fucking dipshit horse that I HATE REFUSES to give me copies of her SR card!I had to spend THREE CRYSTALS TO MLB HER
>>3119483They look very well mannered, not silly at all
>>3119464it was fun for a day but i got tired of it quickly. mainly because anytime i wanted to send a cute dia gif to my friends, the top 6 results would just be Dia licking gifs.I'm glad we've moved on from the hachimi/mambo era as a whole
>>3119486>Sweep Tosho(real)(not behaving).jpgkek
TWO WEEKS. IN TWO WEEKS I'LL HAVE FAT GERMAN TITS.
>>3119488>we've moved on from the hachimi/mambo era as a whole>He doesn't know about the Hachimi Mambo programming tutorials
I have been wondering, why does every horse related thing is in hokkaido specifically? Is the cold actually better for them?
>>3119495https://www.youtube.com/@manbobobo123/shorts
>>3119471>>3119477>>3119488It was all fun and whimsy at first, but it got old fast for (Me). Plus it was blowing up with tourists and normgroids a bit too much for my taste.
>>3119488My first exposure to Uma was the Teio Ballin edit and I will always be nostalgic for it
The feds are watching
>>3119495are you fucking serious?
you're forgetting about a REAL fraud
>>3119495Mambo was always a forced meme, I'll die on this hill.
Unlock now or wait for free rolls to finish?
>>3119247all gate draws for the juvenile (friday) races done! gate draws for saturday (the ones with the JP horses) after the ad break
>>3119499It's the only spot in Japan with fields big enough
>>3119499No. It's the opposite considering Thoroughbreds (Umas) don't grow thick coats. There's just cheaper land up there because no one wants it.
>>3119505>are you fucking serious?Absolutely
>>3119499>why does every horse relates thing isThat weird grammar aside, Hokkaido basically acts as Japan's Texas. It's a whole lot of rural and kind of flat land up there, perfect for a country that otherwise is just mountains and cities.
>>3119517so the horses will visit tomakomai?
>>3119508Kind of was but we got baby's first YTPMVs out of it so I'm happy.
>>3119520I don't think they wanna visit Tomakomai. I'm pretty sure that's an industrial town.
what does this horse even need to loop?
Hey, I can't watch the stream. How's the Breeder's Cup?
>WAKEMEUPINSIDE
>>3119531Yet to announce ebayan's race.
>>3119530Firm resolve, RSS and top runner white
>>3119530Firm Resolve and Prudent Positioning because getting those requires running 2 extra races and her career is already full of them
>>3119544but she's not relevant in CM until GM where extra races are ok
>>3119547Will they buff rewards from races at some point?
>>3119344Ahby's
>>3119547You'd still rather train than race though, and more SP = good
>>3119553The Arby's thread is still some of the most I've laughed on here
>>3119344Dunno, but Oguri would successfully get kicked out of the Heart Attack Grill.
>>3119552in latest scenario, after the last event, you can get 100% race bonus for free
IS DIRT MILE IMPORTANT?
>>3119552Red Goddess buffs race rewards by 35%, including the end of year Grow-Up Races that give you shittons of stats
>Kita just told me that spe chud raids the kitchens at night It’s over for real this time
JP horse>Lord Fons: Secretariat (Sire’s Damsire’s Damsire) + Daiwa Major (Damsire)
>>3119558Glad to have contributed.Let's hope I've got another zinger youse can laugh at. :P
Yo buddy, still alive?202781292027812920278129I'm hope you've gotten stronger /v/ma.
>>3119574He's gonna job to Further Ado
>>3119574
>>3119553I fucking hate you
Jesus christ, is there where #1 is stored?
>>3119579My aces are just as shit as they were a week ago
>>3119586Fatfuck
I'm finally gonna start my sprint training!
>>3119586they say if you put your hand between there, you'll never reach the end.
>>3119586>boundNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3119588>I'm hope you've gotten stronger /v/ma.yea...
>>3119579I haven't finished a career even after the flatlining
>>3119296Very nice.>>3119418>>3119419Are these on danbooru? Reverse search isn't finding them.
>>31195796/9Did i miss some rooms while I was waging or what? Seems like there's no demand....
>>3119603I'm training for dirt
I unironically forgot about making aces because I was too busy making parents and flatliningWelp, another CM I'll be using my TT team
>>3119603Many anons watching the >>3119247stream right now.
>cy sponsors an entire race at breeders' cup>doesn't send their horse to it
>>3119613TO Elvis is in it but he's probably going to lose to Englishman
>>3119613
>>3119579Good race!Took a while to fill so I think ill host later
>>3119613>American Stage: Gate 6>TO Elvis: Gate 11
>>3119620Do you think I should run Oguri as late if I already have 2 Pacers in my team?
>>3119620What's the build for pace Machan like?
More JP horses>Ask Ikigomi (Gate 5): Secretariat (Sire’s Damsire’s Damsire)>Lugal (Gate 10): Duramente + Secretariat (Dam’s Damsire’s Damsire)
>now Japs are going wild in the stream
>>3119626An affront to God.
>>3119623In my personal experience pace/pace/late is whatever cuz borrowing ruby is a pain in the ass, you get pretty much equivalent results imo.>>3119626This is mine, could be improved but I am a lucklet
Breeders Cup Turf is next, then Breeders Cup Classic
HERE WE FUCKING GO
Earlier talk about Bijins ears makes me wonder...https://strawpoll.com/mpnb1zVlLy5
Rudolf thighs choking me
How the fuck does this improve wit in the slightest
>>3119620I thought Triple Pace was worse than 2 Pace and 1 different position?
Breeders Cup Turf:>Deep Monster (Gate of doom and despair aka 14): Deep Impactkeep in mind that gates 13 and 12 are the 2nd and 3rd places at the L'arc
>good skill set for sparking>5 whites>reroll>4 whitesFuck you too.
CLASSIC NOW
Only 8?
>>3119649I really, REALLY wish I had that one backshot of Symboli Rudolf with the hands reaching for her ears...(I count Rudolf's ears as big, though I'm sure some will disagree.)
>>3119660Rerolling's a scam especially during half TP
GOOD POST
RIGGED
>>3119661Post 5, neat!
BREEDERS CUP CLASSIC>Forever Young (Gate 5): Deep Impact (Sire’s Sire) + Secretariat (Sire’s Damsire’s Damsire)>T O Password (Gate 1): Copano Rickey
OUR HEROES
>>3119586You just KNOW she's wearing a fundoshi that rides up in her asscrack and gets sweaty
>>3119675>Ortiz is riding TempoUhoh Forever Frauds
>>3119675>5>post ends in 5This is a sign
>>3119675>Sovereignty, Forever Young, Golden Tempo, TO Password, MagnitudeI remember all of these horses doing quite well for themselves this year. This will be a great one
Alright im satisfied, open the rooms now
>>3119674>>3119675>only 8 racersFraud status?
but why?
Did I hear those odds correctly? I thought Forever Young would have worse odds.
>>3119675>Knightsbridge, Magnitude, and Forever Young all next to each other>Sovereignty next to Golden Tempo and T O Passwordspicy gates
>>3119682Come on656466576564665765646657
What date is the BCC again?
>>3119690Saturday October 31st. Friday will have a bunch of g1s too
YOU ARE ROOTING FOR HER RIGHT
>>3119690
For dirtslop, who goes along with rickey and falco?
>>3119684One last chance to scam some suckers out of their carats before Ramonu. It probably worked wonders on the JP playerbase since they didn't know.
>>3119690This Saturday at 6:16 PM EDT
>>3119694FRAUD
Oh wise council of Elders what dost thou advise?
>>3119697Acute or Hokko optimally
>>3119703Wit
>>3119703easily wit
>>3119703Wit for the 54 SP
>>3119703accidentally cropped vital information
>>3119703Wit, I usually skip single rainbows.
>>3119703wityou're hitting 1500 speed guaranteed anyways and assuming this is the last turn the speed difference isn't that muchpower is cooked either way
>>3119712Still wit
>>3119712Wit even more then, guarantees that the other two turns will be 100% risk free rather than having to do a 30% gamble if you get goated speed for the next two.
>>3119694they will all job to the dahby winner
>>3119688>Nobody joins
I don't know how she ended up as such a powerlet but it pisses me off
What are the current odds for the BCC?
>>31197221108 is aight, tho a bit low for Princess.
>>3119675Imma be honest, I think Ebayan has no chance, these are really good
>>3119721I'm going for B with how shit my runs have been this time around, don't know how much you can learn from my shitters.
RUNNING SOON, LAST CHANCE!!!918503979185039791850397
>>3119688ACK!!!I think i couldve pulled it off without the late start, concentration is so good on this track.999986319999863199998631
>>3119729Not him but, should still join imo. Testing is important to see if your build is functional
Golden Tempo gonna do it
>>3119732Ganbare!I think I'll try to make a mambo this week to join in.
>>3119738as a B regular, theres really not much to test for group B. like, other than "does she die or not" anything flies, pretty much
>>3119743Whats group B like anyway? Never been there
>>3119736Not looking good!308666173086661730866617
>>3119745>round 2people who are too good for open, but not enough for group A. mostly no sprint S, ranks are like SS-low Ugs>finalssee above, but also mixed in with group A rejects that got into round 2, but didnt manage to retain
>>311974510% auto umas30% retards who tried to do meta without knowing how or why50% oshigamers10% actual competent neighas who just couldn't get that third win
>>3119745NTA but, you find everything. Ultra tryhards, clanker umas, newfags, shitters, casuals, unlucky group A guys and occasionally, someone your skill level
What if I just gamble the entire run on a greedy training for no reason?
>>3119745You'll find proof that there SHOULD be a group C...
>>3119746Sprint A will be my downfall, I just know it.
I won the first ms Victoria with my worst Uma (nashino) via Group B.
>>3119732ELEVEN MUNS ENTER THE HOPEFUL STAKES!!!
Why is IHS bad?
>>3119762Does those debuffer fronts do a good job cucking pace with PDM?
>>3119762Oh wait, oguri ate the room code whoops.426867684268676842686768
>>3119766IHS itself isn't bad, getting IHS is obnoxious and not worth it
I humbly step before the council once again and ask: >do i need to buy a heal/green>is her innate gold any good>what should i buy with my leftover SP?Sorry for asking these retard questions but i never made a Digitan ace before.
>>3119765CUTE!!!!
>>3119757AAAAAAA THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
>>3119765mun
>>3119757Don't call it a gamble unless that failure rate goes above 50%. That training's a no-brainer.
>>3119738Oh sure when someone in A wants people to test he demands B ranks to join, but when a B ranker makes a room people in A want nothing to do with it
>>3119762Holy shit dude these are some nightmarish paceblobs lmao779544227795442277954422
>>3119777(checked)That was a reasonable risk to take imo. Sometimes the dice are against oyu.
>>3119776I like the one on the right because she's just there like :)-<-<
>>3119776W-woah..>>3119779WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, I SAW HER!!!
>>3119665I am sure its on my.PC but I won't access.it for a while, maybe I'll post it then but for now you will have to cintent yourself with this
>>3119774You don't need a heal/green. Get Restraint for Tracen Cheer, and get whichever cheap velocity skills fit your SP.
>>3119774Buy a greenBuy lead the chargeMid race
>>3119665This?
>>3119783There we go. Its time to LOCK IN391019573910195739101957
>>3119795Close but it was more of a direct backshot than this, and had two hands. Also I think the background was black.
/v/ma....haven't played since MANT....is anni soon? I wanna come back
>>3119795Fluffy uma ears...
>>3119803Anni is in one month
>>3119803You should have 70~80 free pulls on NY Kitasan's banner right now if you log in.
>>3119804Sex>>3119799Mm, sorry, dont have that one. Have this though
>>3119723
>>3119799I gotchu, neigha. It's Kingu, by the way.
Uma ear massages and cleaning
>>3119803Don't do it and you already missed part of it. You're already free don't chain yourself again
my paces don't have Plancha lol I forgot you needed that
>>3119811This but the uma is using her ears to massage and clean (You)
>>3119809>Flightline I got to feed him a carrot.
>>3119798>Last 3 rooms had me late startingGATE-SAMA SPARE ME426138904261389042613890
>>3119813brother...
>>3119786AND MUN WINS! KINO FINISH!
>>3119809Why do Sovereignty and Forever Young have the best odds?! Knights Bridge should be on top!
>>3119810YEAAAAH BROTHER THANK YOU!It's been like 4 months since I've seen this.>>3119808Aw, this one's very cute.>>3119788I appreciate this one too.
>>3119812But its fun
>>3119809Damn I forgot that The Puma knows ball too. Dis gon be gud.
>>3119821KnightsWHO?
>>3119820mundefeated!
Reminder that short, fat, stubby ears are not an attractive quality on an Umamusume.
>>3119817>GATE-SAMA SPARE MENO
Is it that time?
>>3119826yep it's 7 pretty good horses, and then there's TO Password
>>3119814I can't imagine those muscles are good for endurance. Seems tiring to even try.(How would their ears cleaning you even work? Giving you the world's most awkward dusting?)>>3119811Man... Stop making me jealous of the future that could be. I'll be married by the time we can have real life umas!
>>3119817Sprint S is for LOSERS
>>3119818it's not that big of a deal
Those odds on Forever Young are bullshit!
>>3119834UOOOOH
Small ears are attractive too
If your trainee has small ears she's retarded, just look at Opera
>>3119817I'm in despair! Cygame's hit game Uma Musume: Pretty Derby™ has left me in despair!701631767016317670163176
>>3119842I'm going to put my dick in crazy.
>>3119817I can't believe that Oguri couldn't catch her there
Behold, a genius
>>3119843All trainees are retarded
>>3119843Opera O isn't retarded, her "personality" is an act to shield her more vulnerable side!
>>3119843CounterpointDoto
>>3119836Don't underestimate the power of umas!
>get FL + Sprint S>it's on a run where I lost a raceAh fuck that's annoying, I don't want to build a regular Front Suzuka. Shit power though, I really don't think using Tachyon over Kitasan is working for me.
Ears are not an erogenous zone
>>3119810Her ears aren't fluffy nor fuzzy, they are perfrctly average and elegant, kept pristine in her ear cvoers that she wears in LITERALLY EVERY ALT
>>3119853Shy yet passionate sex with Opera O!
>>3119830This creature is a fertility goddess so I don't think your post has a valid claim
>>3119864They absolutely are
>>3119866Nude Kingu...
>>3119846My girls are on FRAUDWATCH tonight.228591712285917122859171
I need to have sex with ___________Theres only one correct answer.
>>3119878Danchou!
>>3119878Sakura.All of them.
Alright Digitan(first draft) is done. I have no idea what else to run for dirt so digits or 7 gets to decide:>base El>Courtesan Shichi>base Taiki>Acute>base Falco+Maru>Ogurin>Xoggy
>>3119867>>3119855Are Doto's ears secretly big?
ok maybe not having Plancha is a big deal but I simply cannot be bothered to make a Pasa parent.
>>3119878Special Week.
>>3119883og taiki
I'm the only one who touched horse ears here and that's because you have to when putting a bridal on them. And no, petting the draft horses at Santa Anita don't count.
>>3119885Her name is El..
>>3119878numas!
>>3119878This puppet.
>>3119878Riko.
>>3119889The. .
>>3119846This is why we gamble
>>3119878Your human wife Aoi
>>3119895Der...
>>3119898Die...
Neighas in Tracen be like "Hi, my name is"
>>3119899Le...
>>3119901... (my language doesnt have these)
>>3119878Fusaichi Pandora.
>>3119876Am i....a jobber?778930397789303977893039
>>3119888Actually I took horse back riding lessons and I had to put the bridles and sadles on myself.Unfortunately I've kinda forgotten what horse fur feels like because I was 9 when I said "screw this" and quit.
Sprint torenas have gotten so powerful
>>3119903
>>3119907I fell for the "nobody cares about Sprint" shitpost again..
>>3119886Hope this guy is doing alright, so annoying you guys scared him off.
>>3119344Burger King. It's the closest place to the farm he was foaled at.
>>3119905always have been
>>3119905Just purging your bad luck before the CM starts
>>3119903Why do you want someone else to have sex with your wife?
>>3119902pass the Vodka, Ivan
>>3119905This cm is basically "are you in 2-4th place at the final corner?"
>>3119906Depends on the breed and season. You probably rode a quarterhorse unless you were outside of the Americas. Otherwise most light breeds have smoothies skin on the outside and smoother on the inside. They get a little fluffy during winter.Pony and draft breeds ears tend to get very fluffy during winter.
>>3119916I don't.
>>3119905Had me sweating right there Rival-Kun.703278077032780770327807
>>3119911Sprint is about to eclipse Arima in kino levels
>>3119887Thank you coomer-san! I'm right on it! Howdy pew pew!
>>3119925But I fucked her already
>>3119926Thanks for the hostan!
>>3119714If that's for the mile instead of the sprint where you need to bring at least half stam sparks, that power isn't terrible but the stats are just a major low roll in general unless he got juicy rainbows both of the last two turns in speed
>>3119921This and If you get PDMed you die
Why doesn't grass wonder take pride in her fat butt?
>>3119920'Ere you go!https://files.catbox.moe/yxzge5.png
>>3119901Za.>>3119913To be fair, it is a bit difficult to get away from Burger King...>>3119923Nah, not quarter horse. The main horse I rode was a pony named Lil' Josh. I rode another brown horse too near the end, but I've mostly forgotten their build and name. That said, I think they were a draft of some kind because I recall them being kind of on the visibly bulky side. We were in the mountains of Washington so it was basically always cold. The thing that made me say "screw this, I'm not having fun" were my fingers going numb as I was trying to clean out the hoof of Josh and constantly getting corrected for not doing it right.
>>3119926Suddenly I'm a lot less cocky than yesterday...337755243377552433775524
Doto actually took back the lead from Kingu... kino!
>>3119937I expected to find vodka lewds, im dissapointed
>lucky pace with no planchaless than ideal
>>3119940Just a few more, I need to go back to the lab. This isn't good439940144399401443994014
>>3119945Why avoid giving plancha to a pace?
>mutated Goldshi, Ulala and MayachiI KNEEL
>>3119946God is punishing you for running pace Machan
>>3119937Chrissake Ivan, I said the Vodka, not the вoдкaWell, I guess there's no helping it, I'll have to get shitfaced.
>>3119949I didn't avoid it. I forgot about and now I'm not remaking for it.
>>3119939Lol if you do it right you can hold the hoof with two fingers and if the horse doesn't bully you, which it might do to a 9 year old). By what you said I wonder if it was Haflinger or half-draft mutt used in packing (taking stuff innawoods). Washington State has a good amount of draft ranches too.
>>3119946Went against the fucking X-men in this lobby holy based.817246048172460481724604
>>3119960Build on sexshi?
>>3119960Unexpected indeed
If the uma verse works with baki logic where sex makes you stronger (hot springs) why not simply go to the hot springs weekly?
>>3119960ludokino
>>3119968>baki logic where sex makes you strongerI thought baki was about dudes fighting
>>3119968dont do it it creates the sex gas
>>3119958Josh was an incredibly patient pony. The other horse was not so patient, which is why I only rode them a couple of times.As it stands, yeah I was clearly in the wrong. There was a way to do it and I could've done it the easy way, but I was trying to rush through because it was frigid that day and just wanted to get home quickly. It was stupid of me, and me leaving is in the long, LONG list of regrets I have.
der/bee/....
>>3119968Trainer would either lose his trainer license or die from shattered pelvis within a month
>>3119968I can imagine Tazuna crawling through a window right as you're about to have sex and her telling you. You better not fuck this up due to lack of guts.
>>3119971>>3119968Should i watch Baki?
>>3119971It's about men biting each other, and homosexual rape. Sometimes they also fight.
God damn it I am missing rooms again because I am a slow nigger, when does CM start?
>>3119960MOGGED7941833879418338794183383 more, gonna do my borrows now. Thanks for coming
>>3119652you have to be smart enough to know to jump over the thing
>>3119986Five days
The sheer volume ONE daiwa titty holds is absurd
KING HALO OWES M-...noI owe King Halo sex, love, endless admiration, and all my borrows
>>3119971It's about dudes pissing. No meme
>>3119987Not my finest hour8557422785574227855742272 moar
>>3119982It's a rollercoaster of quality. Some episodes your having the time of your life. Other episodes you want to fucking kill yourself. The only arc where every episodes is the prison arc. Not the arc with the escape prisoners but the arc where baki goes to jail.
>>3119968>Sex
>>3119982Baki is very funny distilled schizophrenia wrapped in the authors vague fetishies and fantasies. It's worth the read
How much longer until GM?
>>3120005This neigha is fucking hideous, it's perfect
>>31200092 more CMs including this one
>>3120007oh damn, read? is the manga just that muc better?>>3120004>The only arc where every episodes is the prison arcwhat are they? WHAT ARE THEY< WHAT DOES EVERY EPISODE DO?!
>>3119675I'm pretty sure a 3 year old (Napoleon Solo, Golden Tempo, The Puma) is not winning this race this year. I don't think they are in the same class as the previous generations.I think it comes down to 4 real contenders. Knightsbridge, Magnitude, Forever Young, and Sovereignty.
Sweepy Wit's golden skill isn't that consistent with the timing huh
>>3119976I got into horses at 25 years of age! Never too late short of money and transportation just to learn to ride and maybe even some training lessons too. And if the horse girls don't bully you (high chance they will)
>>3120015I had a brain fart. The prison arc is the only arc where every episode is good.
>>3120001I'm not even mad, that's just impressive.135375431353754313537543Last.
>>3120019it's OYL with an extra conditional about no rushing.
>>3120022HaruGODS stay winning
>>3120015Manga is inherently a superior art form to anime.
So do I go for Triple Pace or 2Pace1Late?
>>3119821This is the morning line. It's a prediction of how the public will bet.Of course, Heisenberg's Morning Line Uncertainty Principle states that because bettors take the morning line into account when betting, it can never be totally accurate.
>>3120029If it gets TLd
>>31200332 pace 1 late can be strong
>>3119809i think if the race day odds are anywhere close to this ML, Magnitude is a steal from a betting perspective.
>>3119830this image does something to me
>>3120042It should make you feel disgust at her tiny ears
>>3120033Go triple pace. Late is kind of bad this cm.
>>3119982Yes, it's fucking awesome. Don't watch the Netflix stuff yet, that's all timeskip stuff. Look for the OG Grappler Baki on YouTube.
>make a nice pace dirter, basically of the stats I want>lots of SP, good dirt hints>zero chains finishalways something
>>3120022Forgot to screenshot but jobbed to front suzuka.Thanks for coming! I am genuinely shocked I got my ass kicked. I am not used to this. I'll have to rebuild all of them. Wuv You
>>3120056Feeling frontbroken yet? Thanks for the rooms.
>all this baki talk Would you rape (have gay sex with) your rival to show them you're stronger than them?
>>3120056>Gamble>WinI just that easy. Thanks for hosting.
>>3120062Oh, unrestrained works?
>>3120045that is certainly not whats happeningfeel like her having uncovered ears is more lewd than being completely naked
>>3120064No its a terrible gamble, but if it works it works.
>>3120064Yes but it has around 80% chance to whiff
>>3120061This was an odd choice even for Baki.
Just touch Umas already. With permission.
>>3120060But anon. I am usually the one doing the front breaking.
>>3120076Okay. Now what?
>>3120056Post your aces, we could see whats wrong with them.
>>3120079Scratch that ass
Alright first draft Taiki is done. If you are thinking about making a Pacer that doesn't have N&N in kit wait for KYS Miracle. Digits or seven decides the last uma i make for the dirt before i can finally join roomas:>base El>Courtesan Shichi>Acute>Ogurin>Xoggy
>>31200332 Pace 1 End; 3 paces cannabilizes your own team too much
>>3120061>have gay sex withit wasn't gay though
Damn, 10k SP is real. Unfortunately no FL but what can you do
>>3120085Why are people shilling KS miracle when it's a guts card? not sure if I'm missing something but I would rather use Power Daiwa and get power and stamina instead of guts
>>3120085El
>>3120077Don't you don't feel even a slight urge to make a front for this CM? Seems like they're doing "ok".
>>3120102Well no as they're not meta. Notice how he's not running Bourbon despite her having C sprint.
Only desire I have for fronts is seeing them ground into the turf!
>>3120098Power doesn't increase speed which is a problem if you are using a brick card. Also Power Daiwa is just a bad card.>>3120099I'll be right on it. I only have two borrows left though so the operation might be on hold until the next daily reset.
>>3120020I'm short of time for it right now, and soon money.>>3120076I can't really. The nearest one I can obtain permission for is a black mare named Princess and she freaks out if a human draws near her pen.
>>3120098I'd rather get power, speed, and guts if I'm bringing a card that isn't a speed/wit card. Guts cards will also be meta moving forward for anything shorter then a medium
>>3120085I'll run Copano Richard and the granny as paces and good ol' Falco. Running a N&N card is not worth it imo
>>3120121>Running a N&N card is not worth it imoYeah it's a pain but 20% speed umas can get away with it.
>>3120080I mean, Ive done very well in CM 21 rooms so i am fairly certain I know what they're lacking but sure I'll take you up on that offer. I could always be overlooking something.>>3120102Nah, mostly out of laziness I don't wanna make front sprint parents. 99% of the time i just slap the turf kitasan in my profile.
>>3120120yea but for this mile track you want extra stamina because stam debuffers are going to be back again, it's a snowy soft track that kills your stam and power really bad.
>>3120126NTA but these are looking rather busted. Maybe team comp is an issue if anything.
>>3120127That's still easily covered with stam sparks and the long homestretch means duels which means guts are good, and it's also got decent hints for paces
>>3120113Damn. Yeah you need to work with some broken in horses first before working with harder ones. But maybe you can find something that works for you soonish and within your thresholds.
>>3120133Its not really team comp, is that they're speedlets with no sprint S. Most of my loses are by 1/2 lenghts or less and sprint S is about a full length worth of value. I've had terrible luck as far as getting sprint S and I don't really care much for sprints so I'm just shrugging it rn.
Another FL run without Sprint S..
>>3120135>easily covered with stam sparksAre you sure? 700 stam is barely making it if you face double stam debuffers
stam debuffers in sprint?!
Just realized that most of the uma careers suffers a lot with your trainee deciding things on their own, and trainer not looking like a trainer at all. (You)'re a trainer in a sense that you support your trainees wholeheartedly but other than that I don't think you affect the careers that much. Except if you're Machan's trainer. That guy's a the GOAT.
>>3120142It's more likely than you think!
>>3120142They dont do anything. You literally can't gas out
Is Edgerunners 2 worth watching?
>>3120149Barbin is no longer in office bro but yes
>>3120149It's very slow-paced compared to 1, but I'm enjoying it so far
Let's say I want to bring Gold City to dirt mile.What parents and skills do I need to weave into my gameplan to make that happen, and what deck might it look like?
>>3120126Why so much midrace? Won't you get PDMed to death?
>>3120157If your uma uses a skill she can break PDM
MY GOAT WON THE BALLON D'OR
>>3120126I'd try to change that Machan to a front so your paces don't sabotage each other
I'm about to fail URA Finale, what the fuck
>>3120157You can't get PDMed if you're always running fast as fuck
>>3120162how
>>3120149No Rebecca no watch, them's the rules.
>>3120162oy neigh...
>>3120162I haven't seen the clock screen since MANT holy shit how
>>3120165>>3120168>>3120170lmao
>>3120155Post your deck neigha
>>3120162Post stats
>>3120143Yeah, it is a bit of a problem, isn't it?>>3120162Christ almighty, what in the god damn?
>>3120155Shes a backliner so you're gonna want cheer halo and ryan. Aim for 650 stamina. Post your cards.
>>3120172https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS8OawQegYE
>>3120172>not even finals
>>3120172>Heavy (Medium)The killer of many of my Kingu runs
>>3120172>FL runholy fucking cursed
>>31201553spd/2wit/LH. Grab Eishin Flash spd since it's late surger focused
>>3120162Reminds me that I forgot to finish Light Hello's dates for the first time yesterday
>>3120172What the fuck
Stop posting Suzuka guro.
>>3120172>She actually died
Not looking good for oy neigh!
>>3120172>>3120187pottery
>>3120172
>>3120172Should have went late if it's stamina problem
>>3120194Check Haku, it saves career runs too
>>3120172MYSTERY NEIGHAS
>>3120196Huh. That's a smart idea.
>>3120182I also didn't have Prof and TTL. Fast Learner curse is real.
>>3120166>>3120151>>3120150Duly noted.
>>3120149I enjoyed it but I'm easy to please.Which uma story best encompasses "Come on! Let's live!"
>>3120177Kingu is more of an End inherit unless he goes with two paces/fronts to accompany her and gets good lobbies.
>>3120162FRONTLINER TAX STATUS: PAID
>>3120172Should have run her as a late the moment she died the first time.
I don't know which is more tedious: making team trials builds or leveling R bricks
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JkMONM8opiI
>>3120210
ole ole samba
Left Handed 2, Competitive Spirit, or Sprint Corners 2?
>>3120218give up!
>>3120218If pace competitive if anything else left
>>3120218Sprint Corners 2 unless pace
Does anyone have the pacefag pull plan, with important cards and stuff? I skipped FM because I'm retarded. I don't want to be bricked anymore.
>>3120228>>3120231Went competitive, thanks, managed to end up with 0 remaining skill points left so that felt goood
>>3120238I only have this one.
>>3120238mcqueen wit + the same supports everyone else is pulling
>>3120238Pace main just needs to spark free pulls and McQueen wit.
Why yes Creek IS my favorite Uma, how could you tell? When did GOG get so many porn VNs on it?
>>3119684Both are great cards, so I see no issue with the bonner
>>3119684>>3119699If we didn't have Ramonu next month I really would go in on this. My Teio is somehow +1 and would be great to be higher, and my tachyon is +0 which cuntpunts me out of running paces ever
>>3120249I recently remembered those shopped images people made back around 2009 or so of steam selling VNs and porn games
>>3120262Very weird times we live in, I blame Nekopara opening the door
>FL run>none of my SSRs finish their chainsNAME A MORE ICONIC DUO!!
>>3119699I have an Lb2 tachyon. If I didn't have perfect knowledge I know that I would go balls deep on this banner
GIVE ME MORE FUCKING BOOKS
Now I'm back at home, gonna kms. Will look forward to the BCC and coming up with life changes.
Genuinely what is she talking about?
>>3120274Rob Roy...
ROB ROY HATE!
>>3120277tummt slut
>>3120240Damn, can you host a room? She looks super good.
>>3120277Why is no one running pearly
>>3120277imagine sticking your tongue deep in her belly button
>>3120283I am, I'm just not good enough for rooms here.
kill the rob roy!
>>3120143>>3120176The devs always seem to struggle on balancing your trainee's independence, sometimes it swings too far on you being the designated cheerleader, the master trainer event where they get the practice perfect is meant to show that (you) are the reason they are getting good at racing, but outside of that trainer is solely meant to be the "break the glass in case of mood down"Then again they are teenagers, so the tardwrangle angle works
>>3120283don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to
>>3120274>295 glitterget a load of this mistah moneybags over 'ere
>>3120283I'm running her but im not done yet
>>3120292Should've been looping harder.
>>3120298Loops don't drop glimmers sometimes.
>Oshi is dragging my team's win rateI might need to cut her...
>>3120288What kind of hot springs has a button that turns the water into lava?
>>3120283she's ugly.
>>3120298im tired, boss...
>>3120304Where?
>>3120301sprintslop is beneath her anyways
>>3120304Some people deserve to die
I can't wait to run the zuma
>>3120308lips, mole, glasses
>>3120304Actual faggot
>>3120301>oshi>dragging you downdisgusting
Wei
>>3120304But enough about teio
>>3120304Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, this is a pearl WARRIOR thread.
>>3120304>>3120312Who's your oshi?
>>3120319Silence Suzuka
>>3120301I ran my oshi into the a finals with a 0% win rate before. You live by the oshi and you die by the oshi.
duality of anon:>>3120312retard>>3120320based
>>3120320Danchou, put lips, a mole and glasses on his oshi.
>>3120302Acid. There's a difference.
https://jiggie.fun/FdSaBD
>>3120202A ton of them honestly, but the best is probably, and without a hint of irony, HaruWuvved S2, its better than 1 in my opinion
>>3120318no it ain't bitch I've never seen her in a single room match
>suzukafag is gayNext thing you're going to tell me is water is wet.
>>3120333It's moist.
>>3120282I can but I only have one horse for this CM, her, lol. Been taking it easy. No Uma Stan and no Head On, but just tried her and shes winning pubs so whatever.Filled it with my team from the last sprint cm. Will do 3 rooms27189320
>>3120333>water is blue>wet is a green skill>water is not greenWater is not wet q.e.d.
>>3120331I've seen pearl a couple of times.
>>3120325
>>3120342>a moleFUCKING KEK
>>3120342That's a hairy mole
>>3120342Umassadbros... Our response?
>>3120342holy sex
>>3120338
>>3120343Makes me wonder of if this kind of joke can be made in other languages
>>3120283I am but I'm going to be in group B
>>3120308the duck lips make her look mixed-race
I feel like drawing a retarded shitpost, gimme ideas.
>>3120342SEEKING THE PEAK
>>3120336CurrenCHAD takes it76390616
>>3120354Toreinah being force fed a tomato pie.
>>3120357https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=BAUWkZ7NrfYENYv51N2f47ieHaku data for the match
>>3120354Aoi surprised how out of shape Riko is
>>3120354Taiki shooting No Reason like in that Indiana jones movie scene where the dude overdoes it with sword play.
>>3120354Tarumae promoting the polluted industrial park that is Tomakomai
can we skip to gm
>>3120354Helios as Cao Cao>>3120349a lot of jokes either dont translate well into another language, or you have to "localize" and, like, replace the mole with something different, if you wanted the joke to make sense in another language. i wouldnt be able to do that joke in russian or polish anyway.Translating jokes (or puns, rather) across languages is very often just impossible. i was so fucking happy when after like a yeard i figured out how i can translate a joke from russian to polish being as close to the original as possible without it losing sense. the joke is about calling a black guy a monkey
Back to back Kita hints, events and appearing on speed/wit training. Orange friendship by the 4th turn.>Doesn't show up on speed until classic year
>>3120372You got me at black.
>>3120354Metalhead McQueen wearing a Queensryche shirt.
>>3120357She did it! That Taiki was fucking scary.>>3120363Thanks brehNext45251338
>>3120288
>Trainer-San, Over here, originally, Uma Musume made use of their high physical abilities to obtain provisions through gathering and hunting. Parting the grass, leaping across watering spots... Throughout the history of Uma Musume, they have been required since ancient times to possess the power to overcome obstacles. Therefore, the ritual known as Flying Leap was born so that they would grow into children capable of overcoming obstacles. This is a distant, ancient tale from a time when interaction between Uma Musume and humans had not yet begun. So...ancient uma musume were like an isolated tribe of women?
>>3120313>>3120310>>3120317>>3120323cope. she's ugly and her stupid lips and retarded wine aunt look do not fit the game's artstyle and they're totally unflattering. Ramonu is a bitch but she's basically the same archetype, just not offensively ugly. Pearl isn't the ugliest character in the cast (nobody can dethrone Ryan, and Shakur is #2), but she has a jarring look that in some ways is less flattering than those two.
>>3120379Nyo haku for this one cause I missed the spectate window
JIGGERS, ASSEMBLE!https://jiggie.fun/FdSaBD
>>3120379Damn I thought I had that one
>>3120385>the umamusume were amazoniansooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>3120382this didn't happen btw im dipping rob roy into a vat of acid as we speak
>>3120394
>>3120386>Ryan is ugly>Shakur is uglyHow can one anon be so egregiously wrong and still sound so confident in themselves..?
>>3120385Ancient umas were essentially Amazonians from what i gather, they reproduced by kidnapping men.
>>3120354Oguri, Spe, Hishi Miracle and various other fat umas taking part in a Fat movie video.
>>3120386>Shakur is #2i really have to keep in mind what kind of homosexuals i share the thread with
>>3120379Unity+ Fuji almost does it fuaaaarrrkk>>3120389Sorry breh my badNext14959661
>>3120385How did umas exist without humans though? Don't umas still need human men to procreate?Unless this tradition was spurred from the very first generation of umas things don't add up unless you ask some BIG questions about what umas really did back then
>>3120400>movie videoPretty sure movies are videos ;P
>>3120385>you will never be kidnapped by a pack of wild amazonian umas
might host some dirt roomas later
>>3120402https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=G3CTkYT5RN_xUHxzRtWj-WZRHaku for the match>debuffers on sprints
>>3120405I was thinking of music videos and I think I'm losing my grasp on my memory already. I hate getting old.
>>3120397How did humans even survive this period?
>>3120354This but with Trainer T trainer and 2 big boobed umas of your choice in the background. Rest of the background can be simplified, removed, etc. Maybe turned into a track or tracen academy.
>>3120407I have a draft team
>>3120411
>>3120411Considering humans outnumber umas 1:10000, early uma tribes were probably around the hundreds, maybe less
>Uma Samba>El doesn't sing it
>>3120417Samba isn't Mexican you racist chud
>>3120409Don't worry, I would've done it too, and I'm only 23.>>3120411Umas were easy to please, I guess. Keep them happy and they'll be malleable.
>>3120411They outnumbered umas by like 300:1 if lowballing, so umas probably avoided human gatherings, and with their heightened senses and ability they were able to easily avoid nomadic tribesEven today after integrating into modern society there are trainees who had never seen another uma in person before coming to Tracen
>>3120420It is in my racist chud heart.
>>3120411Uma reproduction cycle was ultimately reliant on human males, there's no point in waging war on your critical resource.
>>3120417I love this image she looks so stupid
>>3120417Samba is traditional japanese music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XazyhnymUQo
>>3120427Not necessarily, war does not have to be strictly about extermination. The aztec waged the flower wars to get sacrifices, I imagine umas could've waged war for human male captives
>>3120430Isn't the third largest language in Japan Portuguese?
>>3120432We pretty much have to accept that this is what happened, umas being separated from humanity without them resorting to this to continue existing is impossible, unless all that futaanri porn was always onto something.
Interesting how real horses live in harems and uma society would've likely been a harems too.
>>3120396Because it's a Suzunigger
How come every uma is good and pure, even ancient unga bunga ones? When are we learning about hitler uma from 1939? I'm sure at least one must have been a bad apple with all their hyper strength and speed.
>>3120402Little girl humilliates army of Machans(and hog)Last one77366182
>>3120401yeah because having studs in your face is so attractiveif she'd been made 10 years later she'd have a septum piercing. dumb cunt
>>3120427Though never shown, a regular human woman can birth an uma, so it'd not necessarily a limitation... likely, umas were ostracized for looking "too defective to survive" early on, leading to those tribes.
>>3120443Think long and hard about History in general. Seeing how all the umas in this game are based on real life horses. Has there even been an actual "evil" horse?
>>3120445https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=FxDkWvz39wfNtGGg4BTKnXYn
Imagine being in a region where humans and Umas coexisted peacefully, and then your human tribe actively offeres you as a young man to Uma bands as a form of diplomatic alliance or protection exchange
>>3120455>machan throws her merchandise to slow other runners downIs this allowed?
>>3120454Halo. Przewalski's.Cheval Gauvin.The Mares of Diomedes.
>>3120454I mean, halo exists.
How the fuck do you build her mando you actually hunt for green parents? Do you not even bother with PP/DD?
>>3120454ENTER
>>3120464you get greens, and you get DDPP>howmove your chair and face auspicious directions based on your birth month
>>3120390I will only JIgg if you can beat me at chess
>>3120464should have thought about that before pulling
>>3120466MY VILLAIN
Alright I'm over pace Princess. Too much of a pain in the ass to deal with sprint sparks and pace sparks and needing a specific parent that I didn't make and don't want to go back and make.
>>3120440Donkeys are pretty free wheeling. They can live as herds, family groups, or solo, with the males getting along relatively okay.Donkeys will also fuck horses in the wild if bored enough, but it is rare. Doesn't work the other way around.
>>3120435They've been there since the 16th century. If half a millenium isn't enough to make something traditional part of a culture how long does it take?
>>3120478But are you over Princess?
>>3120454Hastings, grand sire of Man O' War, was known for being an absurdly violent horse, even by prey standards. They bit off the fingers of SEVERAL people.Then we have Firenze Fire, who decided to start attacking the lead horse during the 2021 Forego Stakes.
>>3120483No.
>>3120445Another Taishin takes it. The potential... I can feel it.Thanks for joining.
>>3120480I just find it so fascinating coming from a nation so xenophobic. I still don't really understand why so many Japanese people wanted to move to Brazil and vice versa
>>3120445I keep jobbing when I was dominating rooms a day ago
>>3120486https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=AeQ_cod7I9vefsMjk3SdtLbHthanks for hostan
>>3120480It takes widespread adoption too.
>>3120478Just build her as Late like usual, but make sure you give her Pedal to the Metal, it's 0.25 guaranteed speed carry over, it's really strong
>>3120487I imagine the xenophobia works in reverse once you've established yourself as part of the club.
>6/10 chance to get something I don't want (3 being dupes)>Won anywayGuess I'm staying up all night reading a career AGAIN
>>3120493I mean that's also not happening. There's no card to get it from and I don't have it looped on a sprint parent either.
>>3120494Is it really xenophobia if you're in the "in-group"
Do i want late or end closer digi for the dirtoid CM?
>>3120497Epiphaneia, Cheval, and Rulership all have the same face. Is there an uma equivalent for Seibaface?>>3120501That's what i mean. It's really hard ot get into the in-group but once they let you in it's ride or die.
I love Scarlet.
>>3120504End. Spurt is valid, Kingu unique is more reliable, and now you can also use Sweepy wit instead of Rubert.
>>3120508We know, uodka
>>3120504end is the one strategy that can possibly compete with rickey whereas lates are completely bricked for it
>>3120506Keibaface?
So the strat for the dirt CM is pray you don't get a finals lobby with Exodia?
>>3120517an end closer digitan can beat her
>>3120520What do you inherit?Pump and King?
>>3120520(whale only)
>>3120517You bring your own Exodia>>3120521Pump is a super gamble since it's such a small window, I'm just bringing Shadow Break to gamble on carryover but Pulse or Divine Emperor is also good. Cheer is mandatory thuogh
>>3120521Yeppers. Although pump is not that reliable so it's not the end of the world if you go for more late race speed instead.
>>3120523>literally the easiest of all racer types to setup at the moment>whaleanon what the fuck are you talking about
>>3120524there is no way to justify investing carats into trying to win dirtslop
>>3119912>you guysI don't remember that happening
>>3120523You have your own 1LB CB right?
>>3120528There's zero meta umas that will ever pay for themselves, so clearly you should never pull umas
I am so fucking hungry I could eat a horse
>>3120534The goal of the game is to win but platinums are most certainly not made equal.
>>3120539
>>3120539A WHAT
>>3120547Elephant, eat an Elephant
Wait, Yeppers looks like THAT?!
>>3120558Yeppers!
How's CM23 without Throne?
>>3120558im going to morioka
Not even four ace runs with Mayano and I'm already having lolicon thoughts
>>3120568
>>3120558Wilikers!
>>3120568injects you with the TP bottle that makes you attracted to big tits and average height women
>>3120568diddyblud
>>3120568This but my awakening was sweep, we need more loli umas.
>>3120568many such caseshttps://x.com/Kunitworo/status/2098065844425433458
>>3120568Congratulations and welcome to der/v/
Breeders Cup Horse Major Race (Listed and Higher) Podium Performances:>>3119574>Lord Fons: 1st in Sakitama Hai, Negishi Stakes, Kakitsubata Kinen, 3rd in Kashiwa Kinen>>3119622>American Stage: 2nd in Korea Sprint>T O Elvis: 1st in Churchill Downs Stakes, Capella Stakes>>3119630>Ask Ikigomi: 1st in Churchill Downs Cup, 2nd in NHK Mile Cup>Lugal: 1st in Hanshin Cup, Sprinters Stakes (2024), Silk Road Stakes, Tachibana Stakes 2nd in Al Quoz Sprint, Keihan Hai, Aoi Stakes, 3rd in Ocean Stakes, Toki Stakes>>3119657>Deep Monster: 1st in Amir Trophy, Kyoto Daishoten, Andromeda Stakes, Sumire Stakes, Kammonkyo Stakes, 2nd in Challenge Cup, 3rd in Champions & Chater Cup, Niigata Kinen, Kokura Kinen, October Stakes>>3119674>T O Password: 3rd in Elm Stakes, 2nd in Oasis Stakes>Forever Young: needs no introduction
>>3120568Still sounds like you're restricting yourself to me.
>>3120584Would.
>>3119222Good that you got her before GSC going into week maintenance mode for another hack. Meanwhile I have to wait 6 months possibly more for my Phat Tamamo because I shipped by boat...
Basically everything relevant except Sprint S. Fuck this fucking game.
is Sweep better as a late or end for sprint cm? a few anons here recommended me to build her alongside El and Oguri
>>3120595Sweep's a bonafide end closer, and they're just better in general for sprint
>>3120597really? shit maybe i should swap to ends then because training El feels like hell.
>>3120599Well pace are still pretty strong, but so are end closers. Between lates and ends, ends are pretty dominant. Not that lates are bad but they require a much bigger high roll and probably a tricked out deck
>>3120594You can do pretty well with sprint S desu neigh. Its the least important right now
>>3120594Sprint S is the least important of all Distance S. The shorter the track the less it matters.Just try it I've seen anons here win with Sprint A and Mile A high rolls
>>3120609>Mile Ado NOT do this it creates umasterd gas
>>31205992pace 1end or 1pace 2end is the preferred comp
I've read that the newest pal card, Azuma, officially falls in love with you and even admitted it, but decided to reject the idea herself since she's not allowed to meddle with uma and human relationship.
>>3120616This is some abstract kind of NTR
>>3120616ohnononono.... falcokeks.... the new npc is mogging us!!
>>3120616Look I've been in love with my trainee for years. Newmas just can't compete.
>>3120616Do you at least bang in a sacred cave or something?
>>3120582Who should I bet $100 on? And you better be right.
>go to join pubs>daiwa avatar hosting>it's open not graded
>go to join pubs>almost no lobbieswow this game is dead
>>3120630The room search is fucking broken I'm amazed people even bother with pubs at all.
>go to join pubs>get drunkI love drinking
>>3120632>Read this post>Light Hello finally wants to start datingI hate drinking.
>go to join pubg>remember this game is shit and filled with slavsI hate slavs
i dont like the school setting
>>3120631It's not broken and I've done pubs on JP. It's like night and day the amount of rooms being made on JP compared to global. I'm surprised they even keep this server up.
>>3120595End should be meaningfully better here, since Spurt works on this track and she'll also get to use her debuffSweep's kit is pretty much all end closer skills, but she can function well enough as a late in the rare situations where ends are weaker. I built her as one in the previous sprint CM and she won me plat
>>3120632>I'm so drunk lmao! Look at me, reddit. I'm silly >:).
>>3120616Also read a post about it, and not sure how much of this is true but this is too high quality to be a lie>Azuma turns out to be a goddess>Azuma cannot interfere with the bonds between an Uma and a man>(You) and she start to have a bond together and write it in a diary>Along the way, she grew feelings for (you) and started to fall in love>Knowing this and realizing that if she keeps continuing, she will ruin the bonds between (You) and her trainee, she decided to distance herself from (You)>She mind-wiped your memories of her and never showed up again>At the end of the career, (You) keep wondering about the mysterious Uma that keeps appearing in your mind>(You) found the diary, and after reading it, (you) remember everything>(You) met with her again, and she explained the reason why she did it>In the end, it turns out you also fell in love with her, but accept her choice. Telling her to have the diary stored in her library
>>3120616>Riko wonNOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3120649Has she ever lost?
>>3120647
>>3120616>Azuma gets cucked because she loses her love>(you) get cucked because you lose your love>your trainee gets cucked because (you) love another woman Literally nobody wins
I cannot imagine being the kind of retarded faggot that falls for Pal card characters
>>3120647Fuck, that's heavy.
>>3120665HeyHey anonHeySuck my balls
>>3120665Joke's on Cygames my favorite isn't even a pal card!
>>3120665Fuck you I would drop my trainee if that means I can get to be with Light Hello
>>3120647Ah my goddess stop wiping my memories and giving me the boner killer hypno aieeeee
>>3120647This is why Vega resorts to suicide
>>3120643The pub here is a play on words, for it is actually a place to gather and drink alcohol. That would be the joke here
https://poal.me/28alk
>>3120647Alright, how badly are they gonna butcher this in the translation?
>>3120679GO SOVEREIGNTY
>>3120679I just hope whoever wins has fun/is flooded with serotonin and dopamine.
>>3120682>Jobreignty
>>3120684
>>3120681The trannylators will be fully replaced by AI then
>>3120647NOT AGAIN!
>>3120681>I admired you, and was interested in you, but as a Goddess I cannot show favorites so I had to wipe your memory of me.
>>3120647>easily one of if not my favorite designs in the series>this shit
>>3120647Such is the fate of pal cards
The jumping around in the new scenario is a hint that they're gonna add Oju Chosan as a trainee
Wow all that support for Sovereignty after he dodged several races.
>>3120712A lion doesn't concern himself with mickey mouse races
dirt CM rooma840022658400226584002265
>>31207206/9
When the FUCK are evo skills???
>>3120731In about a month.
The uma lore is going crazy with the new scenario https://x.com/umacatcher0321/status/2114877772376183289
>>31207207/9you would be wise to join
>>3120731Soon!
>>3120734So proto-uma reproduced by what? Budding?
>>3120649She has to be stopped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxlTm8giPZwUnderrated
>>3120688AI can be tainted too.>>3120694Yeah, sounds accurate.>I can be so forgetful. I'm too lazy to take my diary now, so please put it in the library.
>>3120734Let’s summarize what was revealed in this Jun Daije scenario• Uma Musume are not one of the types of humans that suddenly appeared one day, but a completely separate race with roots fundamentally different from humans• In addition to Thoroughbreds, the existence of half-A, warm-blooded Uma Musume is also hinted at• In ancient times, there was no interaction between humans and Uma Musume• Nevertheless, the fact that Uma Musume devised their own cultures for educating their young (such as events that serve as the prototype for the modern Oshi Jun Daije’s Tobikage) suggests that their population somehow increases• In the first interaction between Uma Musume and humans, humans were purely amazed and captivated by Uma Musume’s abilities, and Uma Musume didn’t dislike such humans• The trigger for Uma Musume to first awaken the “power of the heart” was when the human they had that first interaction with, while dying of the plague, asked the Uma Musume they had interacted with, “Please deliver this letter to the next village over; with your speed, you can make it there before it’s too late,” and the Uma Musume, wanting to repay the dream that dying person had entrusted to them, ran off and achieved an unprecedented speed and endurance• Because of that incident, interactions between the two races increased, more Uma Musume experienced the power of the heart, and to remember the humans who had entrusted dreams to them, Uma Musume began including humans in their events; this is the origin of the Oshi Jun Daije, which is held once every 12 years and is different from ordinary Jun Daije
>>3120750• In other words, the reason Uma Musume, who possess incredible physical abilities and can preserve their race without humans, coexist with humans is because Uma Musume desire it. Maya expresses this as, “Humans love Uma Musume, and Uma Musume also love such humans. That’s why we are bound together.” This aligns with what Neo Uni said about the reason the Uma Musume world came to be and the reason she crossed over into that world being “love”
>>3120720decided to just run it at 7/9https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=C9H87zFBDOznpWX7KMuQHVO-do note that collaborative graded races does not work hereone more to see if it picks up448549944485499444854994
Less than half a spark is still in cheeky territory, right?
>>3120756>do note that collaborative graded races does not work hereoh it doesn't work in the dirt CM?
>>3120757No
>>3120745Falcon : 1WHOREren : 0
>>3120757I accidentally a spark twice, it happens sometimes
>>3120759It doesn't work since it's a Tokyo track and not one of the NAR ones (Kawasaki, Funabashi, Morioka, and Ooi)
>>3120767god, getting greens for this is annnnnoooyyyyyinnnnggggg
>>31207564/9feel free to toss in some TT umas
>>3120283Because my parent runs are going fucking miserably. I can't get anything even mediocre to save my life. It fucking sucks.>>3120386>>3120304Begone, faggot.
I will savor this top 5 as much as I can, because I'm definitely getting ravaged next reset. I'll try to go for 160k+ though.
>>3120780seethe
>>3120754 >>3120750All I'm hearing is Taiki Shuttle and Blast One Piece are the strongest umamusume of Japan.
>>3120787Based bookworm
>runs for ends are all garbage, out of borrows, need at least ONE ace>none of my sprint parents have GW, even if I used Bakushin none of them have any greens for the trackFuck it, do I just do late Nishino instead? Because pace might be hopeless without the GW bullshit.
>>3120789Yes, I indeed am seething at spark rng.
>>31207565/9
>>3120791https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-xQTqCqcx4
All of that slop is the same resolution btw so if you would like to just ignore it:Filter > Image dimensions > /^1472x1472$/
So baring any spooks on the remaining free pulls, who would you suggest that I grab with the upcoming selector as a pace main? I'm leaning towards NY Opera since I like Opera and she's a great grandparent to have laying around, and would enable me to go with Oguri > Brian > Opera loop instead of dealing with the current incest problem that I have. I was also considering Festival Inari to have an Encroaching Shadow End as well as a good all rounder to enable Dirt Looping in the future when I can afford to run them without tanking out of SS while running hint cards with Oguri > Inari > El, but Maru is my next legends race target and she'll also fill that role.I'll be unlocking Seiun in a couple of days through the legends race, so she's also out.Pardon the potentials on some of the umas, I'm genuinely poor in dream glimmers from dumping books into Brian and Blaze
>>3120792Shrewd Step from Curren SR + Stan is a decent cope
>>3120789crab ahh nigga
>>3120802Filtering by resolution is gay
>>3120802I don't want to hit a false positive and miss a potential OC..
>>3120807I can use Curren SR but the state of the parents I can use for Nishino are dire to say the least. My Uma Stan is on my Nishino parent which I can't use for obvious reasons. My situation is looking worse than /v/mapyoi.
>>3120816Nishino has disgusting growths so you can tank bad blues, though they're not ideal obviously.
How generous
>>3120816Just get lucky and get shrewd in the hint shop.
>>3120823It's more the lack of decent skills that's ruining things. I don't have GW/greens/Shrewd/Uma Stan which is really bad. That's why I was considering Late, I can still gamble on OYL/Lightning Surge to bail me out.
I just love how the game can decide you can't borrow certain cards...
>>31207568/9running it in 5
Perhaps I can consider doing graded next time
sprint rooma52909855
>>3120806NY Opera is the best available choice. Just a good universal parent for med/long and you have almost everyone else that provides a unique value for a pace main.I wouldn't worry too much about future loops falling out of SS unless you're hunting for skill hints with weaker loop cards since the next scenario will increase the average ratings of everything made there.
>>3120836Why? You'll cap out at UB while the people with decks have now leveled up from US to LG.
>>3120845Is Group B graded in JP really THAT bad though
>>3120844Yeah, the problem is always just the timeframe we've got to work with which means that it's hard to separate out the eugenics loops with hint cards and then grandparent/parent runs where SS matters again, so I've been largely just only running the turf G1s instead so I can afford to run decks that look like this to fish for hints. I guess once I've got my lineages started, it's less important to run every hint card but even then it's nice to be able to borrow whatever instead of being locked to Throne/Fuku when breeding in a new skill like I've been trying to do with sharp steps into my End parents
>>3120756Promoted Taiki refuses to concede and takes it back from Acute at the very last moment.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=-pbq5J02VHA520PYqXeVvMslThat'll be it for now, thanks for joining. Looks like it was too early for dirtslop.
>>3120754>and can preserve their race without humansSo you're saying that there are male umas?
IF YOU PULLED YOUR FORTUNE IT BRICKS YOUR ACCOUNT YOU'LL HAVE TO SPARK EVERY 3* OR SSR
>>3120806The only frontpack accel you're missing is maruzensky. Redshift is good for very specific CMs. Redshift will be useful in:>CM31, 38, and 46 - tokyo 2400 (1s delay)>CM32 - chukyo 1800 (perfect)>CM35 - hanshin 2400 (perfect)So we're 10 CMs away, thats like 7 months, from it being useful again. You can just daily legend her, and there's zero rush to do so.I got nothin. Follow your heart.
>>3120853No one said that. We don't know how the hell they sustained themselves. Maybe they're all Marys?
>>31208436/9 please join
Who is the scariest Uma?
>>3120859Fenomeno.
Let me ask you this. Why are two speed cards and two wit cards getting mogged by a SINGLE power card? Just look at this shit. What am I even supposed to do about this? Why am I bringing speed cards when they don't even go to fucking speed? It's one fucking job, go to speed. I keep telling them, go to speed. The game tells them go to speed. 100 specialty priority. 80 specialty priority. What do they do? They jerk off in literally EVERY SINGLE TRAINING EXCEPT SPEED. It's not that fucking hard. I'm not telling them to jerk me off with their tail while doing a handstand and pulling a giant tire around in the mud. I'm telling them to go to a single training that they're supposed to be proficient in. I swear to god I'm gonna throw Kitasan and Tachyon in the ocean for this shit.
>>3120859Super Creek and it isn't even close
Getting jackshit from the free rolls make me too lazy to play the game.
>>3120847Yes. Expect US minimum from now on.
>>3120861It's opposite day, so Rubrick is now Ruliable and everything else is a brick.
>>3120862>being scared of thisAre you Tamamo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCScUQaTzD4new scenario song is an actual song now
>>3120869mogged by uma samba
>>3120861When i run ruby I completely ignore her presence. I don't need to press power. She already raises power growth enough just by randomly existing on speed sometimes. Consider power to be stamina. If you don't need more stamina, don't press power, and instead take a speed or wit click or race or recreation or literally anything other than power unless it's like every card is on power that turn and you'd get like 50 SP + riko allowance by clicking it. power is a bait.
Tis the season of Ines Fujin propaganda
>>3120870Uma Samba SUCKS
>>3120847Before the new scenario, rankpadded umas were like LG18 and most stuff you saw in Graded A Finals was US8/9 with some sweats/high rolls of LG/LG1People were hitting LG first try in the new scenario and rankpadding is LF... Graded B might be scary
>>3120869My genuine reaction:
what comes after L?
>>3120876Special Week.
>>3120872How many trainers are gonna be buck broken by getting spooked by Ryan on their dual banner.
>>3120876H for Hung like a stallion
>>3120871The problem is, I need coins. Where do I get coins? Rainbow training. You know who is not giving me rainbow training? My fucking speed cards which suck ass out of a straw. Look at this shit, it's pathetic. I'm not even running a lot of power sparks. This is the 8th run I've done today where my speed cards do the same shit over and over again.
>>3120884its true rainbows give coins but power rainbows are not doing anything to service your runs. You should consider them the same as clicking on light hello on a rainbowless turn. If that's all youv'e got, i guess go for it, but if LH is on speed or wits you'd be better served following her than clicking power.
Firefox has an ad on the Annoying Orange Youtube channel now.I wonder which uma would protest the nostalgia-bait the most. Probably Shakur.
>>3120888I already know that, except it's never speed or wit. They're always on fucking stamina or guts. I'm willing to click a non-rainbow speed or wit, except it's always empty and I'm left with this. I'm already overstammed, I've already glued two careers just in the time we've been posting, actually a third because this one went downhill instantly too. God damn.
>>3120843machan winshttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=GOw1dCEblQxNlN3Lki0X_uSt77007906
YesssYESSSThis is the buildI fucking love her so much
>>3120899build on that suzu?
>>3120902G00 1st forever >>> Silent Letter/Cacao
>>3120905how often does unrestrained even give value? i know G1F is carryover right? honestly if only it had like second wind it would be perfect imo, but maybe i'm asking for too much especially in this gamble scenario
>>3120869YESSSSS
We're so close to Halloween. What are you lads gonna do?I guess it's non-American hours so Halloween isn't as big of a deal but I'll still ask!
>>3120911stay at home, post here, maybe jerk off to something halloween related
>>3120911well... halloween night is CM21 round 1 day 1, also november schedule drop, and also it's saturday night, so it's Autumn Tenno Sho night, a lot of fun to be had
>>3120454>>>/an/5170361
>>3120911I don't even know. I wish I was still a kid so I could go trick or treating. I haven't done that since 2000.I'll probably just watch some scary movies and get high or something.
>>3120909>how often does unrestrained even give value?It's a 1 in 6 shot at an instant win and level 3 hints make it cheap to grab.>G1F is carryover right?Yeah, it's pretty much the best front unique for this track.>honestly if only it had like second wind it would be perfect imo, but maybe i'm asking for too much especially in this gamble scenarioI had like 4200 sp worth of skills to buy, and I didn't get fast learner, so my hands were tied, sadly. In an ideal run, I would've grabbed DD+PP, Fast Paced, Mad Dash, Second Wind, Intimidate, Top Runner, and RSS.This is meant to be a solo Suzuka, under the assumption that most people won't bring fronts. Suzuka benefits from being alone because she can proc VFTL and get into a solid position to win the race if she's lucky.
>>3120921That's the thing about prey animals. If they think you are a threat, you are going to die.
man this statline is so bad
>>3120938Wit bourbon is a bitch
>done with Sprint aces>done with Mile grandparentWhat other umas are easily dirt loopable? Starting with Oguri - El - Maruzen, I need a 4th/5th and hopefully luckshit a looped 9* dirt before GM starts. Digitan is nice but she has G long. Shichi is okay but she runs Juvenile Fillies. Maya has Mile D and skips Osaka Hai. I don't have Inari One.
>>3120936Some horses are beyond "reasoning" and will attack if given the chance, even when presented with someone who is literally, in absolutely ZERO conceivable way-even to a prey animal-a threat.
>>3120940You run Digi anyway and cope with Shuka Sho if you're doing crown route with Long G. Should be doable with Long E though
>>3120894machan againhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Wtp_iop_y_P6Sg4x-bKU72b6
>>3120940It's not ideal but I've used Falco is dirt looping before with some turf sparks
>all these suzukasGodspeed, Suzubros. May she get you that plat.
>>3120938well i'll be damned, style S + double circle savvy + 998 wit might not be so bad
>>3120951I don't even have her...
How the FUCK are there so few good mile pasa parents on moe or umadbisn't that like THE MOST COMMON type of pasa parent? This doesn't make any sense
>>3120952i'm still not happy with this tho, I have no hints for any skills that proc on the corner
>>3120955No one uses Pasa
>>3120955You don't have your own?
>>3120955making an X pasa parent is ass because she often gets like 6 different A aptitudes and making a good one takes forever
>>3120955I'll switch back to mine once the Sprint CM ends
>>3120959ive been grinding seiun myself mr oguriyou gotta pick one or the other, and I figured seiun was the better pick since not everyone has seiun but everyone has pasa... I guess I could swap over....
>>3120955define good
>>3120966an acceptable sum of power or stam (stam preferred but whatever)some vague blob of front whites (not autistically looking for all of them, just some)
what's a good deck for mile/dirt looping, or should i just do the standard loop deck
>>3120973the best advice I can give is just make a good mile setup since that can double-dip in actual mile CMs and dirtdirt just frankly isn't worth such specialization
>>3120974honestly feels like mile/medium/long is just generic looping, not sure how much specialization i need for each, it's only sprints that i feel you want all the sprint whites
>>3120836UB won’t cut it, it sucks because I’m pushing over UA now with he new scenario and it was already hard enough making retard Uma for the last couple of opens. At least I got a plat with Phallus I suppose.
>>3120847My first CM I went in graded and I somehow won a single race to get into B Finals. The cap on open league is genuinely way too low.
>>3120854Fake news I got my second Kita after pulling the fortune
>>3120861Ruby has 80 special prio, in reality she’s just doing what Kita and Tachyon should be doing.
festa + FM is the wit duo from hell
>>3120854Oh, that explains why I didn't get to watch my pulls today and had to check the logs to find out I got spooked by NY Haru
>>3120924Could always hand out candy to the trick or treaters.Find a costume party in your area too.>>3120917>Autumn Tenno ShoOh sweet! That'll be fun to watch.>>3120914Hmm... bit simple, but I suppose it gets the job done.
i want samba soundpost
This is the first turn of the entire run Tachyon has been on a worthwhile training.
hey any loopbros awakeisnt the next scenario WAY WAY WAY WAY better for loopa?
>>3121003I would hope so.
>>3121003define WAY WAY WAY WAY bettermost looping is done using auto anyways nowadays so newer scenarios will generally just give more due to some hardcoded numbers since auto ignores scenario mechanicsalso next scenario has 1 (2 for fronts) skills that you want to add onto your lineage on top of your igniteds/racing spirits
>There are people on this website, on this board and maybe even in this very thread who consider this to be the height of sex
>>3120914Post here while jerking off?
>>3121003Yes because you will get higher ranks more easily on your clankers, which translates to better quality whites.
Man whenever I get a good stat line on my Bamboos the S sprint never comes.
>>3121020>Stay GoldI mean, she wouldn't be my first pick, but she's pretty sex.
>Public room>Every fucking Pace in the room late started so my Kingu was in third out the gate and lost ult immediatelyI can see this happening in my A finals to fuck me over.
>>3120911Handin' out candy to all the lil spooks
>>3120911the only thing I'm gonna be doing for halloween is watching the BCC and trying to make enough money to cover my rent
>missed the roomsnooo
>>3120974not that anon, but if i had pace parents for CM18, would it be fine to reuse the same pace parents given that I'll just borrow the dirt side?
>>3121062nooooooo
I have 5 leech cards now and I still don't know how to address them.I would ask "which umamusume would be most supportive in my journey to learn Japanese" but it's Grass Wonder, no contest. She takes the whole ass podium on that front.By the ways, the guy who drew the sad Taiki resting her head on the table also drew this companion piece.
>>3121097He actually drew several, with an upset Grass Wonder and a terrifying Meisho Doto.
>>3121100... and yet, no one's drawn Grass Wonder practicing her Japanese with flashcards or something.Weird, how the priorities go.
One hour in concert mode and I still haven't finished taking every screenshot I wanted
10 comments in an hour
>>3121097>I have 5 leech cards now and I still don't know how to address them.Why are you getting stuck on them?
>>3121119I don't know, I'm just stupid :(One of them is fucking 確か too, which is just a cruel bit of hilarity.
>>3120892I used to use Firefox together with the old Opera, long before Opera started using Chromium. It's sad to see how low they have both stooped now.
>>3121111Phallus my beloved
>>3121123I've always wanted to write a browser, but while it would be within my current capabilities, I don't think I could do CSS or JavaScript performantly, and I'm too paranoid to try to crowdsource help by open-sourcing it...Maybe when I have some money, I can hire someone and I can revisit that dream.
Good morning, what did I miss? I hate sleeping
>>3121118Is that really so bad?maybe there's just not a lot to talk about at the moment, and it is kinda dead hours on a monday
>>3121126Are you planning to build a custom engine, or will you continue relying on Chromium?
>>3121122Try something simple like practicing writing it.
>>3121127Brand new lore about uma has just been revealed. It says that they are like Amazon women who kidnap men and then rape them.
>>3121133Browser means browser. None of this "oh we just repackaged Chromium/Gecko" business. Besides, doing JavaScript and CSS performantly wouldn't be a problem if I was just doing a repackage because those engines already do both relatively well, even when a site gives you 3000 CSS rules.
>>3121132/uma/ had 77 posts in the same timeframe so yes it's bad
>>3121136>practice writing itYeah, shit. I've been avoiding it because it deals with kanji I haven't learned yet but I might just have to. Just don't know when to ease those cards back into the regular pool...
>>3121138But we already knew that
>>3121140Well yeah /uma/ is SEA central. /v/ma is more active during American hours.
>>3121140Meh, no need to post for the sake of posting
>>3120160So happy for him, he deserves it
>>3121140>yeah i bet they were all bullshit i'm going to go see what they've been up towew and ladthanks for making me check
>>3120385Are you telling me that grug umas were the ones raping the grug men?
>>3121170They had some more Anna Anon too, she even took some requests. It was pretty cool
Is it safe to login for Kitasan Black now?
>>3121174>she
>>31211793 more days before it's safe
>>3121182Thanks anon. I'll set an alarm and fuck off a bit more.
>>3121179Yes, it's been safe for a while >>3121182Is lying
>>3121184you forgot your bwoguri
>>3121180>has
>>3121180Calling a person named Anna a he sounds weird
>>3121183It's not true btw, he's bricking you
I'm baking any requests?
>>3121186>a
>>3121186>no
>>3121193Axe the umalator linkit's dead jim
>>3121193How about something to do with Forever Young, given his upcoming race? Or is it too early?>>3121197Seconding this.
>>3121193Don't do anything
>>3121193NOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS TOO SOON
>>3121201
>>3121197>>3121198Ok I'll remove that link and bake an Ebayan bread
>>3121204Sounds good
>>3121193I want Chocolate bread.
>>3121206SHITto
>>3121206Why is she built for black and white cows?
>>3121204Don't touch the OP you shitposting faggot
>>3121193Can you also remove the catbox link? Catbox have been shitty recently and no one even uses catbox anymore aside from rare NSFW
>>3121202redditcoded post
>>3121210But the umalator is literally of no use right now.In retrospect we should've offered to replace it with Mori, oops.
>>3121210I don't care who bakes the threadbut the umalator is deadwe've already agreed on it multiple times in previous threadsit's shit, it's out of date, it's unnecessary bloat, get rid of it
>>3121211I should make an expanded version of the Catbox script that handles places like desu.si... And Limewire...
>>3121217>>3121217>>3121217
>>3121211No, plenty of people still use it, shut the fuck up you are the only one obsessed with this
>>3121218You should. It would be a good replacement for the current one
>>3121222Alright, sounds like I have something new to tinker with.
>>3121221>ctrl+f "catbox">only one is a link>it doesnt even show upWhat even is the use of this anymore. Answer me without resorting to any melty and buzzwords you could think of. Not like we run out of images anymore.
>>3121211The catbox script actually serves a purpose even though catbox has been shitting itself, which is more than you can say for a dead umalator. why the fuck should we be advertising somebody's slopcoded garbage if he's not even going to keep it up to date?
>>3121228What's the use in removing it if people still use it? Why do 2 lines make you seethe so much?
>>3121228I think the Catbox link is useless clutter right now too>>3121230We should replace the umalator with something too, probably Haku
>>3121236You are the type of schizos that don't belong here
>>3121236Or we can add Moirai.
>>3121248Yeppers
>>3121248>>3121250I think the creator doesn't want it in the OP
>>3121236NTA but honestly, the catbox script originally was there because we were too scared of cluttering the board with our threads, and because we wanted to keep images around without baking. But lately, we don't even care about cluttering the board anymore that we even had six threads on this board at one point. I also do think it's just wasted space that serves no purpose anymore.
>>3121255I distinctly remember him saying "I'll leave that up to the baker to decide" or something along those lines. He didn't seem opposed to it, but didn't want to outwardly push it. He's keeping it up to date, which is more we can say for any other standalone umalator so it gets my vote
>>3121038Do you think eight pace chasers just happen to late start like that?! No! They orchestrated it!