>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. Registration begins October 27th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=large>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious Thread: >>3115150
>>3116972Doto would not make that expression nor would she know the answer
Re-Mun-derEi Ei Mambo Munday race!918503979185039791850397
>>3116976Actually, if we're to operate on the assumption that these are true to life, since Opera O IRL was too scared of sex, then Doto would know the answer because IRL Doto loves mares. A lot.
New scenario just forces all your rainbows to rainbow in summer?
Reminder that we were going to remove the umalator.app from the header because it's out of date
>>3116961Wet Kita... Delicious
>>3116989maybe mention it at the end of the thread next time, we're not gonna remember
>>3116986Pretty much. Now you just pray that your teammates, support dupes and Azuma stack on the training that you need.
what is a capricorn? is it like caprisun?
>>3117001It's those Poke Balls you make from trees in Gen 2.
>>3117001Popcorn woth Caprisun flavor
>>3115179STARTING!
>>3117001its the AI waifu in the new cyberpunk anime
>>3116996I forgot..
>>3117006OUR HOPEFULS!
>>3117010I'm not listening to a dotoposter anyway so it wouldn't have mattered
>>3117001latin for GOAT
>>3117020>latinos have a word for LebronThats crazy
>>3117029>LeFraud
>>3117029>le bronIs this a new reddit term?
Huge
>>3117013AND ANOTHER FRONT RUNNER DOMINATION!https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=LIme1_6Ifphtkmb1QepvRUs1well that does it for this week's keiba, i've updated the re-enactment results sheet so that should be up-to-datehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ94D6UyzCmQUQ0ppXJB_soQiJIfVbeOIh-zHOtAPWIWZ5F6CAfXbfl2U0pLqMqAeAQupR8SKkU0Gvr/pubhtmlwill reply with the happenings for the next week of Keiba
>>3116764What LB do I need this at to not be cope?
kek take and lememe
Who do you predict will be the strongest umas in the upcoming dirt CM? Weve had a lot of dirters added and Windy soon I believe, but will any of them be any good?
>>3117043i heard it's 0LB pal, MLB maya is desired
>>3117046Brickey, Falkek, Digi
>>3117044>druids that control the rain and rig races
>>3117044Our fuarking HEROES!!..oh and lelose too I guess
>>3117046It will revolve around Falco and Rickey for fronts, and Digitan/Oguri for ends
>>3117049Which FalkekWhich Digi?
>>3117048Sweet I can just borrow Maya then.
>>3117056base for both
>>3116976Anyone would make that face if they JUST woke up.>>3116982Does that mean Doto loves trainers a lot?
>>3116961Kitasan the white.Kitasan the fool.
ATTENTION, SPEED SYMBOLI BRO, ATTENTIONcheck this out
>>3117071So lemaire got fined $100 essentially for racing like an asshole?
>>3117078wuv suu-san
>>3117073He looks like he runs xog doubledom
>>3117078They should add more body types. Looks out of proportion.
>>3117059Probably just her trainer.
>>3117043LB0 is fine. Maya needs MLB however
>>3117089He was definitely in the "if you can't beat them, join them" class of debuffnigger.
>>3117091I mean, the option for her to lust over 2D and her own trainer is there.
>>3117071>a fine of 10000 yenOh noAnyways
I am happy to report that ALL flatliners have logged in!
>New Maya power just gives ignited witAny other supports do shit like this?
>>3117113>Fine PWR>Machan GUTS>Flash SPDMight have missed some others
Weekly reminder to do your team trial before>dailies stolen
I need my oshi on my JP account so badly
>>3117039Upcoming week in keiba>Monday Afternoon (5 PM EDT)Breeder's Cup Gate Draw! will forever young get lucky or shafted!>Thursday Early Morning (6:55 AM EDT)Eidelweiss Sho JpnIII (Tomakomai It's actually Mombetsu but it's like 1 hour away from tomakomai 1200) only dirt JPN graded race for 2 year old fillies, also come to tomakomai>Friday AfternoonBreeders Cup Day 1 (Races at 2:55, 3:35, 4:15, 4:55, 5:35 PM EDT) All these races are for 2 yr old horses>Friday Night/Early Saturday MorningKBS Kyoto Sho Fantasy Stakes GIII (Kyoto 1400 2:45 AM EDT), Another graded race for 3 year old fillies>Saturday AfternoonBreeders Cup Day 2, all the big races are today! (Races at 1:10, 1:48, 2:26, 3:04, 3:42, 4:20, 4:58, 5:36, 6:16 PM EDT) Forever Young is in the 6:16 PM race, will he defend his title?>Saturday Night/Sunday Early MorningTenno Sho (Autumn) (2:40 AM EDT) The beginning of a new triple crown, a lot of familiar names, let's see who clinches this first one!
>>3116961Kitasex
Holy shit
I like how the only real way to get stats in this scenario is just blindly fishing for rainbows that literally have nothing to do with the aidoru mechanics, and if the game simply doesn't deign to give them to you, your run implodes independently of how you played it.This sucks, man.
>>3117130I glue my runs early when I fall behind. It's really hard to recover unlike Unity 2.0 or MANT
>Last three trainings force double rainbows>But they also roam to boost other trainingsThis shit is cracked
>>3117133This scenario is going to be huge for the TT rank, will get better when I actually have a non welfare stam card.
>>3117143What does Maya do she's not updated on GameTora
>>3117145>>3117128
>>3117147I mean the skills and gold
>>3117125Breeders Kino
>>3117121>He didn’t buy the FOMO starter selectorBricked
>>3117150It's basically three choices for a gold one each covering mile/med/long.
>>3117154More like I'm trying to figure out how to do it since I made my account through steam
>>3117078>off-model garbage
>>3117164Easiest way is to just get the DMM version and link them, I think Steam needs you to have a Jap address to buy shit? DMM doesn't care it'll just take paypal.
>>3117001Some dudes in ancient Babylonia said, what if goats had fish legs? that's a capricorn.
>>3117181I was pretty surprised when I found out when all of the astrological signs are based on shit the damn Babylonians cooked up.
>>3115878Durandal enjoyers will have to make do with Narita Taishin wit until the end of days huh.
>can't train for pace because I've to wait for K.S Miracle>hate training fr*nt>can't train end because I don't have C.B/sweep>late is shit>sprintslop are just casino that it's futile to put effort forNot to mention soft ground raises the stam requirement on CM22. This sucks.
>>3117195room?
>>3117195>Not to mention soft ground raises the stam requirement on CM22That is good to hear, thank you
>>3117202I'd rather make it when I've got 3 placeholders so next month I guess. That being said, I probably will be frontbroken again that putting pump onto pace seems like a good idea.
>>3117172I never thought I'd be buying anything through DMM again but here we are
>>3117207Fronts are looking hella strong. The long uphill seems to require a lot of power on backliners to catch up
>>3117207Fronts on the dirt CM? Falco is the only viable one and I doubt you'll see many well built Rickeys. I wouldn't worry about it desu.
>>3117215A likely story frontbro.
I have to backread so much shit, I hate it
>>3117217No you don't
>>3117195601 stam increases your effective speed here too so you might as well aim for it
>>3117218I DO, what if I missed something
>>3117212Also it's snowy too, so that effectively reduces everyone's power by like 100
>>3117222and the uphill near the end of the track will get you killed if you're dommed
>>3117215Last time I joined CM22 rooms there were UF + 6 green Rickeys terrorizing everyone
>>3117226this is Dirt for the next 4 years, anon
>>3117215Rickey is easier to build than Falcuck
>>3117215>well built rickeysshe literally comes with half the greens you need and can run in any style if you're autistic enough. Late, Front, Pace, fucking End Rickey all work and just require you to highroll your SP
can any JPchads show me how to play the new scenario, explain it like I'm a retarded nigga
>>3117233its been a day, the fuck do you expect
>>3117233click the rainbows
I hate Grand Live so much it's unreal
>>3117233https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JNMTDTz5t4
>>3117233Press the "free sex" button
>>3117233It's sort of like Unity/BD>Level your facilities by getting tokens from cards/teammates>Once you get a facility to 5/5 you can do a giga training that also levels it up>Ideally you want all facilities at Lv3 before Classic, Lv5 before Senior and Lv9 before FinaleI don't know the most optimal stamp/buff combination because I can't into nihongo and this is the first day of the new scenario. Maybe there will be something tomorrow.
>>3117242>>3117233It's interesting to see people fumble with a new-new mode
>>3117242>Lv9 facilitypowercreep is real
>>3117250I should've specified the facilities exclusive to the scenario, not the actual training facilities.
>>3117071Reading "drifting" makes me imagine he was sliding the horse along the corner like it was Mario Kart and it makes me giggle like a retard
>>3117231>she literally comes with half the greensShe comes with 2/6 greens for this one. So not literally, pajeet.
>>3117273We don't sign our posts here
>>3117273retard
Been working on a PHP program for some friends of mine. Damn though, it's an unwieldy beast. 25 kilobytes of hand-written code... it's not only uncommented, it's maybe 60% complete. Fuck me. I don't look forward to having that 55 kilobyte monstrosity on their servers.At least I got Air Shakur in my free pulls this morning.>>3117272DON'T STOP DRIFTING UNTIL YOU SEE THE RED SPARKS! AND REMEMBER TO SNAKE!
>>3117283Programming scares me, I only learnt the bare minimum to solve my equations and run MonteCarlo
do any of those Auto-Independent training bots work on Linux? I'm curious because I start work soon and I don't want to stop my parent grind
>try to mutate>1st inspiration >no pink>went to sleep instead I'll just use Nishino
>>3117284It always surprises me when people say this because I can just... go blank while programming. It's one of the few things that can quiet my boisterous mind. I guess that's how artists feel when they hear me complain about not being able to draw even a rectangular prism correctlyIf it makes you feel any better, I am actually rather stupid when it comes to math. If you're above algebra, you're above me. I'm best suited to doing the logic-side of programming. IO, if statements, input validation, sequence of events, that sort of thing. I want to learn advanced math, but I've got a billion and one other things going on, and know that I won't be able to stick to it right now if I tried now. I'm not sure if I'll ever be able to learn math as good as you.
>>3117292Yeah I'd say I am better at math, but I should try to be better at programming. I just can't figure out the logic and how to proceed, I wish I was better but I don't even give myself time to practice
>>3117292Nta but I can sort of enter that state of mind doing physics problems, I get fixated trying to solve a problem, pity I don't have any practical reasons to do any of it.
>>3117294It's not unlike stripping back the layers of uma's game mechanics. Scary and complex at first, but the more you learn the less "magical" it seems and you can start to piece together how certain things work and move from there. Obviously programming is a lot more complex as a whole than uma but then again, it's sort of as hard as you want to make it. You can try a "handmade" approach and learn how computers work on the lower level (this will further demystify things), or you can just do some basic scripting in a language like Python, web dev or whatever. I think trying to understand how the different layers of the internet would also demystify it, as most programming work is focused around that as well, servers and the like, extracting information from the internet and plugging it somewhere else.
>>3117287uninstal
>>3117294Seems we both have our loose ends, eh?Practice is unfortunately the best teacher. I'd give you advice but my advice rather stinks and is hyper specialized to me. I doubt throwing yourself at assembly without ANY of the fancy math or abstractions is going to help you much here if you're intimidated from the get-go. The best I can say is that finding out where to start is probably the most important bit. The sequence you can follow tends to make itself abundantly clear once you have your starting point and need to seek your end point.>>3117297Sounds nice. I wonder if I could've been like that too. Unfortunately, my brilliant intellect decided high school was for people who weren't burnt out and dedicated itself to cheating every single class I ever had, and it's been very difficult unlearning that. I want to strangle my past self a lot sometimes.
Ayabe deserves this
I finally managed to get a Sprint S run that wasn't a complete debacle everywhere else. Missing out on Groundwork sucks big time but I think I'm going to shelve her for now and get to work on the rest of my team before trying to highroll the God run.>>3117308Extremely based.
>like character>character runs X style>best card for X style is character I like
40 minutes to do your TT until>Dailies stolenfinal warning
>>3117316I'm gonna get demoted because for some reason the line got to over 1.020M, fucking bullshit gamemode
>>3117317I haven't built a dedicated TT uma since Unity and I have 1.1M points. What are you neighas doing
>>3117317I was at risk of demoting two weeks ago then updated my team and now hit 1.1M which should keep me good till the next scenario as it's moving up like 5K a week
>>3117318I'm using autoTTs with gold Spam and Grand Live aces, you faggots can stop pretending this shit is easy
>>3117292>>3117297I enter that flow state when I drink and drive.
>>3117320Use actual umas instead of shitty gold spam umas, retard. How do people still believe this gaslight
>>3117321Please be in a country that counts its distances in kilometers...
>>3117323Kill yourself
>>3117324
>>3117143I've slowly been getting used to this weird U-subletter ranking arrangement but this additional subnumber to along with it is too muchBack in URA it was big to notice an A rank going A+, couldn't they just keep thatAnd it's gonna be like three years of U-subletter-subnumber ranks
>>3117325cry shitter1.1M
Just realized since I'm doing my run, but front runners have been blessed right from the start.Kita card already has 3 front runner hints that are more or less crucial for them.
>>3117325He's telling the truth. You don't need to make meme umas just raising your team rank will increase your points by a fuckton
>>3117328Damn it! I have to drive on the roads with this bloody cunt!
>>3117334And I can't drive 55.
>>3117320What the fuck is gold spam? Just umas loaded up on all of the golds possible? I heard skill activation counted more towards points than winning and was told to just maximize skill activation, so I just wanna be sure what the fuck I'm supposed to do.
>>3117336Ah, good, an American. I thought you were British for a second. Was worried. Going 55 anywhere is a pipedream here so now I know you're not British.
>>3117331Gloating about a bullshit gamemode, ok?>>3117333That was never how it worked
>>3117339Can't you go pretty high if you're out in the countryside?
>>3117346Who the fuck goes to the countryside? We can just walk within the city to get what we need.
>4 consecutive turns of no VO tokens in any trainingI LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE GL
>>3117339I'm kinda impressed, you saw Taiki, Obey and the American flag and thought I was a bong.
>>3117344I'm not gloating, 1.1M is easy, why would I gloat about something as easy as that? It's like gloating about being able to do simple addition. Anyone with half a brain can do it
>>3117351Well to be fair, there's not exactly any British umamusume to work with, and it's not unusual for people to resonate with characters that weren't apart of their origin country. We wouldn't like anime if we weren't able to appreciate Japanese characters, you know?
>>3117349If you wanted to hit 50, the country can be pretty nice for hikes and stuff like that and finding all places named after strange shit.
>>3117353It's not easy
>>3117358I wonder how you would have felt if I posted Fine and said I was in West Yorkshire?
>>3117360I suppose so. Never had really much of a desire to leave my home city though. Even if I did, we have trains. Shit as they are, they exist.
>>3117363Is that Cork? I swear I've been where that picture is taken
>>3117363I would've been upset. I have to worry about another Irish-loving drunkard, even if you were halfway across the kingdom from me.
>>3117344Do whatever you want. Full GL umas works fine.
Haven't gotten anything from my free uma pulls so far
Last night I had a nightmare /v/ma was so dead it took a WEEK to hit bump limit and the rest of us moved to /uma/
>>3117373Unless higher ranks have a secret bonus that's not how it works
>>3117374I'm sorry to hear that anon. What 2*s have you gotten at least?>>3117376Maybe don't get attached to this thread. You never know when that may become reality...
>>3117376>spoilerAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
This is also one big shitpost, I'm pulling your legs. I'm American too, just have British blood :P
>>3117364Transport is good in my area, it's just when you get to certain bits of country you get stuck with places where you only have one bus every 5 hours, that's a pain to deal with, I've gotten stuck out in nowhere a few times thanks to missing a bus
>>3117379I don't know all my 2* umas are already upgraded to 3* so I don't care about them
>>31173863* isn't 5* anon.I should've asked 1*s, my bad.
>Wake up, see this>Massive boner, it looks umazing>Go to xitter>See glorious Yeppers art(she gets almost no art)Yepp... no... Yukino Bijin bros. How are we feeling? I'm feeling Great, she looks umazing. I was partially coping when I said I wanted a sexy Yeppers but those exposed shoulders, collarbones, kimono kinda falling, exposed ears, new haircut, it's all so good.
You know Meido is not gonna delete the other thread until it's used right
>>3117395At this point I'm curious to see how long it can stay up.
>>3117389I need 3 Golshi pieces, 5 Groove pieces, 44 Grass pieces and 307 Mambo pieces to 5* everything that isn't a 3* Uma
>>3117394>How are we feeling?It's looking good for us. Or it would be if we didn't have to wait several years.
>>3117394She looks so good, hopefully I can get lucky in a cheeky tenner or two.
>>3117374>>3117399Can you fuck off with these slop images already? Just don't use them here fag nobody likes them
>>3117394What the heck gosh diddly darn
>>3117410>Hokko sad she can't expose her shoulders and look pure>Yeppers exposing EVERYTHING and looking pure
>>3117394I was on the toilet and started talking to myself in the style of yeppers>I gotta take a pooperino
>>3117395i like when people draw umas as those little gremlins
>>3117414That's just talking like a redditor
>>3117374I hate this sloppa in particular because there's no way any person could or would lay out an uma. It makes no sense.
>>3117399Doing way better than me.El Condor Pasa: 424Gold Ship: 498Daiwa Scarlet: 433Air Groove: 506Mayano Top Gun: 485Mejiro Ryan: 475Agnes Tachyon: 441Sakura Bakushin O: 490Super Creek: 443Haru Urara: 479Matikanefukukitaru: 409Nice Nature: 445Matikanetannhauser: 520>>3117422>couldWhat if it's another uma in a suit? There's some umas in suits already, so it's clearly not a "human-only" experience they'd have...>wouldI'm sure there's plenty who WOULD if they could...
>>3117422not him but I like it because Goldshitty is annoying
>>3117409nyo>>3117422umas can still take damage and City likes getting punched
>>3117426>another uma in a suitOh? Which one?
>another run >CB didnt finishI swear to christ I've never seen her finish this past week
>>3117427You can't hit an uma since it would do nothing to her, dummy. It's like a baby hitting you. All you can do to show them their rightful place in the world is fucking them silly.
>>3117431Who knows. Maybe it's umamusume C? That's the one that complains about the Grand Live taking away the value of the winning concerts, right? So, perhaps she does that in a fit of rage?The two umas that immediately came to mind when I initially wrote "there's some umas in suits already" were Fuji Kiseki and Sirius Symboli, but neither would do this, not that I had intended for that conclusion anyways; I had kind of just meant a random nameles uma in a suit to begin with.
>>3117441>Who knows.Stopped reading there.
>>3117437Umas are fragile and get injured all the time neigha, they have super strength and speed not durability
>>3117442Okay, here's your answer: Some nameless jealous uma that would show up as "jealous umamusume" in the captions.
>>3117449Neigha just give it up.
>>3117451Okay, well you made the claim first. Why wouldn't anyone punch Gold City?
>>3117447Super Strength without super durability is pointless, otherwise most powers would kill you from the opposite force, they have both
>>3117453Counter point: They have cartoon physics. They have neither super strength nor super durability unless it benefits them in the funny business.
>>3117453stop trying to apply logic to an anime horse girl world
>>3117452Whoever genned that trash made a claim that can't be answered and that's why it's trash.
>>3117437Maybe it'll work if I hit her with a metal pipe
>>3117459No, YOU claimed that no one would try to lay her out flat. The Genner clearly disagreed-it's arguable that the Genner themselves would if they had a choice as a fictional character with Gold City.This argument is very silly, I'm having fun.
Could umas survive a gunshot?
>>3117465umas can barely survive slipping on a banana peel
>>3117463No, the genner made some bullshit without thinking like most sloppers do.But it is kind of fun watching you try to headcannon your way out of your mistake.
>>3117467>the genner made some bullshit without thinkingI mean, yeah.That can said about a lot of artists though. You think I really cared about what I was doing when I made a cosplaying Bakushin being annoying? No it was just funny meaningless bullshit to me, but that doesn't stop you from playing with your perspective to find meaning if you wanted to.>headcanon your way out of a mistakeIt's not a mistake. I chose to engage in this because I had nothing else to do and wanted to partake in some fun meaningless back and forth before bed.
>>3117467the genner takes requeste from people in the thread. Go request a super durable Gold City tanking a mini nuke so you calm down
>>3117471It's okay little slopper, just try to think it a bit more through next time. I believe in you!
>>3117475I don't think they're the slopper though.
>>3117475
Rob roy survived a firing squad and you're complaining about Shichi getting punched?
>>3117482Yep, I touched a nerve.
>>3117483Rob Roy was powered by blind love
One of these days, I need to redraw two retards fighting as trainers... and an uma version too.>>3117483>Rob Roy survived a firing squadI've gotta see this one.
>>3117483Rob Roy TANKED that and married that anon. My fuarking hero
>>3117485I'm just using you as an excuse to post more images
AI slop ruins threads every time, proven once again. This faggot should be rangebanned for spamming
All you had to do was use the other thread man, this is the hell you created
>>3117495This one is better tho
>>3117494I only talked about my pulls, not my fault retards here throw a tantrum over everything
>>3117493Fine by me, let everyone update their filters.
>>3117495What other thread?
>>3117503he means /uma/
>>3117501Just don't post those trash images here if you actually like the thread, you already have /uma/ for that
>>3117501Neigha, two anons were just having a silly conversation and YOU >>3117471 interjected to have a melty.
>>3117489would the gyaru squad be the kids in the background with their phones out recording the fight
>>3117503The one that's over a week old and has no OP text
>>3117503Literally the other thread on the board RIGHT NOW
>>3117512My fuarking hero that made that thread will wonder what the hell happened thereAt least he got some advice
>>3117509how is that a melty>>3117507nyo
>>3117507just filter the image sizes man, you'll never see them again
>>3117517They just want to complain and cause drama so they will never do that. I don't even try to evade filters
>>3117517That's not enough man I want him dead or suffering a terminal illness
Okay, this is definitely my fault. I'm the guy who struck up the "Gold City could be laid out by Umamusume C" conversation like a retard. Genuinely sorry for doing that. Won't ever do that again.On that dour note, I'm going to bed so I don't cause more damage...>>3117512Are you talking about >>3065066?I couldn't find it because I kept looking for "train..."
>7500 nipbucks just for shipping an uma figgyI'm grateful that the yen is reeeeal weak right now
>>3117516>overly literal "erm actually" response to a silly conversation (tism)>juxtaposed with an angry/pouting reaction>only made to tell someone that was clearly just having fun (which seems to be at your expense, given the reaction) to calm downThere, now you know. Don't expect any more replies though, nobody wants to see another melty.
>>3117521It's not your fault at all, it's the slop spammer who would rather be a nuisance than stop posting that garbage
>>3117001Capricorn just means "horned head" in latin. Caprisun is named after the island of Capri off the shores of Italy. It was an island where Roman Emperors had a summer retreat. One specific Emperor was rumored to have trained young boys to play "fishes". A game where aforementioned boys would dive underwater and nibble on his thighs and peepee.
>>3117520Not defending the /vg/ retard spamming slop but if you want to feel good and fight a retarded faggot in a thread, just go to /v/ and find the dumbest, most retarded browns there and go to town insulting them for their imbecilic opinions. No need to shit where you eat.
>>3117526sounds like you have very thin skin
>>3117521>>3117527His posts haven't been as awful as usual lately. You're both being just as insufferable complaining about it instead of filtering it like a normal person. Fucking autists.
>>3117521Nah, it's not your fault. Slopper had to ruin things like usual.
>>3117524I had to pay 85 bucks for a figgie recently in tariffs and taxes, is that too much? Did I get scammed?
>>3117521>the greatest wit check of all time is just a screen shot of the game with no OP
>>3117538Sounds like the usual. Last figgie I got costed me an additional +70 bucks in imports and taxes.
Is there a way to filter by unlocked events?
>wake up>/vg/ raidgood job janny
What was the website that allowed you to hear specific umas sing?
>>3117548>everything is a raid bwo!
>>3117549Probably not it but I've used this one for a whilehttps://snep.pw/uma/mixer/ms-victoria
>>3117548I'm from /vma/ vwo
consider curren bouquetd'or
>>3117534>I love ignoring posts I don't like but would NEVER EVER EVER EVER ignore "autists" not ignoring posts I don't like!
>>3117561Autists deserve to be bullied yes
>>3117559The only good Curren.
>>3117559I'll consider her in 4 years if im still into this kusoge
>>3117563No, you shouldn't. Just take your own advice.
>>3117559>mare
>>3117556This was exactly it, thanks
>>3117571Second best sticker in /v/ma history
>>3117574I'm happy people like all the stickers I did, but it sucks that barely anyone else made any that lasted :(
>>3117578Tbf we no longer need them outside of /v//v/ma won! Is still the greatest tho
Do you think cygames makes the NPCs sing Ms.Victoria and Make Debut, just in case?
>>3117578You had the touch lad
>>3117584I still do, if I may toot my own horn.
>>3117586I still don't understand what yepping is and where she does it from. Please creator I need to know
These stickers are from /vg/
>>3117580Funny thing about that one, I wasn't even trying to make anything impactful, I just wanted something to post to piss off the mod's little lapdog every time we outlasted him.
We don't hate the jannies enough.
>>3117594She yeps and it's from there. That's all I'm allowed to say.
>>3117605AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE TELL ME PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW
>>3117597Singlehandedly made Yaeno Muteki a prominent face of the threads and DID make jannies mad, top work
>>3117609YEPPING IS censcored AND BY 'THERE' SHE MEANS HER redacted
>>3117583>Time wasting question
>>3117612I think it's kinda funny everyone latched onto the Yaeno sticker when I felt the Tsuru post was more effective.
>>3117613Especially today I am yepping her good
How embarassing
>>3117616The Tsuru post got as banned, Yaeno had more time to brew
>>3117631>FUN Dirt>is actually BLOCKED Dirt
>>3117609Behind the knee maybe?
I miss youse guys...
>>3117556Oh my god listening to my wife's lone voice singing made me swoon, I'm such a fucking loser
>>3117646Youse? Never heard of him.
why does umamoe always unhide race filter I'M NOT AN AUTIST I DON'T CARE BOUT THIS SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRlnarEG0MA
>>3117632Post the Tsuru one>>3117616
>>3117656This song is surprisingly great, I love Umayuru
>>3117578I have more saved, but they're from the other board when it used to be a thread entirely for having fun. They weren't this bad last year and the start of this year.I unironically blame the Hololive game, and /hlgg/ (the largest general in /vt/) being born in /vg/
>>3117690How bad is >this bad when even back on /v/ we heard the echoes of your obese Teiobros and zooposting?
>>3117698/v/ma has been lower quality than /uma/ for 2 months so not that bad
>>3117698Those posts were mostly ironic or for the purpose of having a laugh, but nowadays it's unironic and people actually looking forward to more stupid dramas.Their drama used to be about one club, Mambo, because their danchou is always MIA or not enforcing rules but even then it's mostly their own members keeping the joke going on. Nowadays it's mostly dramas about 2 namefags, and unironic slander of their own clubs.I used to visit them all the time along our threads, but I can't have fun visiting their threads anymore.
Remember, come to Tomakomai!
>>3117703Now that's bullshit. And if that were really true, it probably has something to do with the ref/vg/ees moseying on over here all the time whether or not they have a 3 day vacay.
>>3117708>Want to have the dirt trio by my TT team>They are all pace/front so style bonus clash
>>3117710It has to do with retarded melties you like to have. Sure the AI poster might be from /vg/ but the retards sperging out about him are your own people. Same with the sperg out about Anna anon and the sperg out about flatliners. /vg/ talks about thread personalities not stuff like that
>>3117707Their drama started out over one club, you say?Perpetuated by a hyperfixation on their danchou, you say?Why does this sound so familiar?
>>3117336https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvV3nn_de2kHey, Sammy, Maru-chan just had your song playing in the car!
>>3117716You're not welcome here.
>>3117716So, wait, someone spergs about AI (anons have always been sperging about AI since /v/) and Anna Anon once and that's somehow worse than the literal shithole you described? Come on now.
I think I have decent aces and I am not sure if I want to eek out that extra 2-5% winrate to highroll harder...
>>3117719I don't think their drama at that time was even serious, except maybe for some officers since their danchou didn't want to enforce rules and kept missing out on new members. But if you compare how they were before to their current state. The difference is clear as day.
>>3117725Yes, derailing the thread to sperg out about dumb shit is what ruins thread quallity for me. That's why I come here when /uma/ is arguing about thread personalities and having OP wars.And that's why I left for /uma/ when retards here kept fighting about adding some dumb dates in the OP
>First ever Hokko careerWonderful first impression
>>3117730>wow you guys are arguing too much, I'm going back to hang out with the zoophiles until this blows overYou do you but you've got some weird standards.
>>3117730/v/ma and the shithole are not interchangeable. Assimilate or fuck off.
I really really don't care about us ooga they woogaCan someone post a room or something
>>3117735And you're deluded about what /vg/ is>>3117737ok sure I'll integrateAAIIIIEIEEEE NOOOOO DON'T POST THAT. FUCK OFF BACK TO /VG/!!!!!!
>>3117719I don't understand why the whole thread doesn't just tell that fag to fuck off.Everyone gets all upset whenever a hall monitor appears, but when someone actually shows up who intends to ruin the thread it's crickets. It's insane to watch every time.
UmamusumeA the bitch who slapped Smart Falcon is back in the new scenario
>>3117740>AAIIIIEIEEEE NOOOOO DON'T POST THAT. FUCK OFF BACK TO /VG/!!!!!!Good start.
>>3117740No, I understand what /vg/ is just fine. That's why I fought not to go there.
Fucking hate mondays get me out of here
>>3117748No you will work and you will join anons mambo race which is here somewhere
>>3117394Holy mother of God.
These things are absurd, fucking Nature tier
>>3117748Hey, what the hell, mundays are fine7 outta 18918503979185039791850397
>>3117756>>3117758Chubby chode ears
>>3117756>>3117758mare sexo
>>3117656Now that Suzuka's VA is back we'll surely get a new suzu alt soon
>>3117758>Neicha>now YeppersThere's something about unsuspicious everyumas and plump ears...
whoever thought speed cap to be 1600 must be boiled alive
>>3117748I'm a neet, I'll switch positions with you until I can get enough money for a new 'puter.I unironically wish I could do this because why the FUCK am I getting ghosted by Walmart?
>>3117775The actual problem is that you have barely anytime with the 30/40%+ trainings. If you could get to 30% for the start of senior year at least it'd be easier to hit but instead you are stuck with shit 15% until senior summer.
The wit did not max
Post more ear naked yeppers
>>3117716Yeah that's way better. /vg/ is way better quality you're right.
Yurese ichibyou kaketara Summer girls
>>3117802>umamaDo I even want to know what this is?
>>3117802Try reading everything I say before replying retard
>>3117698I'm from there, but at the same time I've also been in /v/ma since forever, and even there for the harmony thread. Both the obese Teiobros and zooposting were a mixture of real ones and made-up ones (the scale post was from pricon general). Anyways, /uma/ used to be a place where you could post, have fun, and get a laugh from the posts, much like the witcheck threads back on /v/ and the threads here. Even though some of the posts here have some melties, one thing that didn't change is that the threads here are still fun, with OCs here and there, and can still make you laugh. Nowadays in /uma/, you'll be more annoyed than have fun unless you get lucky and enter a time where none of the usual forced namefag dramas are happening, forced club dramas, and some posts having a melty about certain posters are happening. The thread can still be fun but very rarely, or when you can ignore all of it and find other anons that are also posting to have fun.For comparison, /uma/ back then used to be abundant with OCs and funposts, much as /v/ma was abundant with drawfags and funposts, but /uma/ rarely has them anymore, and only a few remain. We also used to have a friendlier community back then where people would help you out when asking for advice, and people would use an Oguri smile in their post if they're gaslighting on purpose or giving a mixed advice. Nowadays, they'll straight up gaslight you without any hints unless some good ones spot your post first.Sorry for bringing in the other board once again, and thank you for reading my nostalgia blogpost. Have one of our early OCs. Isn't high quality, but I like it.
>woke up>all thatGenuine question: why do some people respond to cortisol spiking posts by arguing further instead of just leaving it at "fuck off"?
I'm not reading all that
>>3117810I wish I knew, 90% of our problems would be solved if they followed your advice.
it's done
>>3117815Based zuma
>>3117818What does the L stand for?
>>3117810neighas can't into filters that's all
>>3117809fuck off back there already and stop derailing this thread with drama from your garbage general
>>3117820Legend, I assume
>>3117818dick spotted
>>3117820Luigi
>>3117806He hosted some practice rooms here last night. It was fine and we all politely thanked him for hosting. But he became a schizo's enemy in the other thread for joining too many rooms or something, I don't know, and the shitposting has been relentless for months.
I got Sundial working so I can go to sleep and still be parent farmingand because its indie training cygames will just assume I'm autistic
>>3117809I read it. It's sad but there's not much you can do. Without active moderation the most mentally ill voices just end up drowning the sane people that make a community fun, until nothing but the mentally ill remain. When here you have a thread shitter having a gigantic autistic meltdown it has also turned me off the threads. Sadly as liberating as anonymity is, it also allows the bad elements that would get banned or quarantined out of every other community.Have a wuv you.
going to love hotel with tarumae
>>3117818>dictWhats up with Dict and getting high scores? Not the first time i saw that happen. Is it High RB deck, since her career has lots of races? Or does she have some special FL event or something
Server is shitting itself again..
>>3117819>nude ears It's a blue board Anon
>>3117809Tbh that's just the fate of all generals who couldn't gatekeep. One thing I'll say is be glad that your general isn't still as garbage compared to all other threads in /vg/. Trust me one look at /wowfg/ and /xivg/ and you'd be thankful.
>>3117809I keep seeing this repeating theme of /uma/ just being awful straight from their regulars' mouths.If it's really that bad I think it's no wonder some anons get uppity about not wanting any of that here.Actually, the way it sounds makes it seem like /v/ma is more than likely 4chan's last shot to have a >fun place to discuss Uma at all and I don't think that's an exaggeration to say so.
>>3117834What is she good for other than being pretty with huge boobs?
>>3117837Her ears are so girthy around the base, my God.
>>3117835She gets bonus stats for completing career races that just so happens to stack with any mechanics that boost career race rewards, most notably Onsen. With Onsen race bonus boost active she could straight up get like +40 all stats and 200 SP per career race
>>3117830It's not really his fault desu, I've talked to him quite a bit and he's a good guy
>>3117847I guess I'll trying playing with my Dict then
Sorry for nothing danchode, not my fault I can't farm fans right now
>>3117845that's more than enough tho
>>3117844>the people that willingly left /uma/ to come here don't like /uma/Woah crazy
>>3117847Oh, yeah, makes sense. I remember seeing some guy post a US9 dict from the onsen scenario, nearly all stats capped and a fuckton of SPActually, will it be easier to buy skills in the future? Im already too lazy to spend 3k SP from autoruns, cant imagine having to sift through 7k SP and all the skills
2h left and I haven't done a single career. I hate the time change
I respect Tarumae. I'm also from a mid sized city on the decline. The difference is I hate this fucking place and the people here.
>>3117850Yeah I don't get it. Used to be in the same club as him, and I think he's genuinely a nice guy and makes the chat active Haven't chatted with him much, but I've got to spam stickers with him when I was bored and out of town and it was legit fun
LET ME IN CYGAMES
>>3117874Isn't he a tranny?
isnt umama a schizo that erps
>>3117874Wasnt he the guy that erp'd in clubchat or discord or something?
>>3117874You know spoilers can still be seen right? Can you both shut the fuck up already?
>>3117861they introduce filters for track and style specific skills, generics aren't filtered out so the lists are long but you generally dont need to think much about what youre buying. Just that the career is good if you can buy a lot of it
>>3117888
>>3117887He shits up the other thread pretending to be Still In Love
>dailies stolen
>>3117880Eh I didn't bother knowing if he's one or not nor I think I care. He was nice and that's it>>3117887Well, he did, but I didn't care enough to check it and know the lore for that. I just assumed they were just having a goofy time>>3117888My bad. I'll shut up now.
>>3117900wtf i love umama now
>>3117904I got demoted in the bullshit hardest gamemode
I shouldn't have asked.
>>3117912This is why McQueen deserves anal
>>3117912You shouldn't have, NEVER engage with /vg/tards
>>3117820Ligma
>>3117874oh I think I recognise who you are, you're in Mambo now? Most the drama about him right now is cause of V desu. It was fun having him around in my old club too
>>3117912I forgive you, but don't do this again.
i have nothing to contribute. i just wasted your time lol
>>3117912MAKWEEN!!!
>>3117931More impactful than any thread personality post
>>3117912You dumb dumb fatty i will kill a McQueen today like in the good old times for this
>>3117922Kill yourself
>>3117922Fuck off already
>/uma/ bringing their drama into hereSee why we dont like your kind?
I only recently learned that you can spoiler text by pressing ctrl + S. I used to type it manually.
Almost out of this shit hole called Los Angeles. Gonna KMS.
>>3117946What did you learn from your trip?
>>3117945retard
>>3117922Nah not him, but I know who you're talking about. I was surprised when he left when I woke up desu.I did say I'll shut up now so imma make this my last post about this
>>3117943Blame McQueen for asking the question
>>3117953Retarded fucking nigger you belong there
Thought this was a black souls thread for a second
>>3117953kill yourself
The hall monitor was always right
>>3117954blame subh/uma/ns for being the worst trash on the internet
>>3117959I'm going to Alice.
>I deliberately and repeatedly keep unspoilering text that I know will make me mad and reading it and it's all /vg/s fault
WUV YOU!
>>3117947Fans spend more money on trips and merch than on the game
>I deliberately post garbage and wonder why people get so mad
You know? Quasiumado predicted all this
>>3117976>spending more money on irl merch yhan on gacha>on gacha with THEDE prices especiallyCan you blame them? I think theyre in the right
(You) should visit Tomakomai instead
Swear you guys can be retarded sometimes. Instead of just ignoring it, you have to reply and make everyone else more curious. I get that it's for gatekeeping, but it just draws even more attention to those posts. I didn't care about the spoilered posts at all, but the replies made me curious. Turns out they weren't as bad as I thought they'd be.
if you read this post, you WILL HAVE TO pull for Bubble Gum Fellow
>>3117985It's 2 retards wanking off drama from a different board, every reply they got was deserved and you are a faggot for defending it
>>3117974before opening the image i thought this was Diavolo for a second
>>3117988This is your fault McQueen..
Thank you anon for referring me to DMM. I even spent the night rereading my oshi's career since I've been meaning to do so for a while now
>>3117989Deserved? Yes. Is it necessary? The first time, yes. All other replies to it after the first time just brought more unwarranted attention.
>>3117988I genuinely still know nothing about her other than she chews bubblegum
what did she mean by that
Alright, now that that's over...You. You have a secret second oshi. Don't lie, we already know.Reveal them to me.
>>3118003My oshi isn't even in this game
I havent got a clue where these come from, but check out this McCute
>>3117988C-can I post for her New Year alt instead?
>>3117976That sounds pretty sensible, don't know how big of a market there is in the west for Uma/events but even with the normalisation of weeb stuff getting it at shops is still annoying
>>3118003
>>3118003I do not care for any of the girls. I just like seeing the numbers go up.
>>3117983Me on the left
>>3117988I like her but she's too much of a dedicated pacer for my plan, if I have spare carats I'll pull
>>3118003Don't tell Still that I'm cheating on her with Tarumae
>>3118003Besides my beautiful wife, my second favorite is Hayahide, I don't know why but there is something about her that I find very sexy and attractive
>>3118017many are saying this
>>3118005She's so fucking flat
>>3118017Must be the giant head.
>>3118017>I find Hayahide sexy and attractiveHow many are saying this?
>>3118005would
>>3118003She might not be THE wife, but I'll always support my le hecking HERO.
>>3118021Apparently just that guy. I think she's hideous
>>3118003I really don't. Sure, there's plenty of others who I like, but nobody else is even close to being on her level.
>>3118003How did you know I have a secret oshi? I do, it's Satono Diamond, I love her to bits, she is beautiful and perfect. But CB is also threatening my marriage
>>3118003Secret?
>>3118021I feel an immense amount of lust for her huge everything. Plus she would also be a blowjob demon.
>>3117578You ain't alone neigha. I've got umaclaims beyond the stickers too.
They should just give me the pity rating.
https://x.com/rdrisms/status/2114380440681546104We got show jumping now
>>3117989NTA but honestly, if those two retards were the usual shit stirrers who raid our threads, they would've kept going just for the guaranteed easy (You)s you were handing out.
>>3117982>>3118007Why are carat prices so high?
>>3118028>CB is also threatening my marriagenoone says that
>>3118039Tariffs
>>3118036But when will they joust?
>>3118036English SUCKS
>>3118032IT'S TEIO TIME
>>3118036Isn't that just palma's ult?
>>3118003Well, yeah? There are several umas who I'd consider an oshi. It's just that I usually refer to my waifuma (not picrel; I just think it's fitting to post a Digitan image when talking about oshis) as "my oshi" instead of something like "my wife" because her wedding alt isn't out yetI guess it'd be more accurate to call her my "kamioshi", but I don't generally see anyone else using that term to describe umas so it'd make me feel a bit out of place
>>3118041Many are saying that, CB will be the designated homewrecker
>giga lowroll stamina and wit>LG1This scenario is something else
>>3118039To milk the whales, most games like this make the most money of them right?
>>3118006Of course!>>3117998I havent read much into the umamusume BGF, since i'd like to pop that cherry and read her career in full when she comes out, BUTTheir generation (so Bubble and other 3 "heavenly kings" which are STILL mobmas) was in 1996, so before the Golden gen, but after Brian. All 4 horses were Sundayman spawnIRL horse won asahi hai steaks, i believe got injured, and then coming from the injury won Autumn Tenno Sho as a 3yo horse. First time that happened since like 1930s or somethingUma is brave and never misses "a chance" to do stuff, such as in her 4 main story chapter when she was the only uma that was brave enough to volunteer racing against Rudolf. Being "the generational spearhead" and all. This bravery is what made us, the torena, so inspired by her. Think Dream Journeys torena, but without this much self-doubt. She also has an allergy to hamsters apparently
>>3118036New scenario OST goes fukken Hard.
>>3118036she should jump on my balls like that
>>3117998What happens when she's all out of gum?
Whales that get mad when you call them whales are so funny
>>3118053Sounds interesting, the name is certainly weird which caught my attention
>>3118003It's Hayahide but it's okay as long as she's not my ichiban.
Good morning, /BOO/ma! Looks like you survived the night once again!
>>3118059time to lick ass
>>3118058That would hurt
>>3118003Yeah it's Pandora
>mfw went so deep into the sauce of breeding skill parents I don't have a single ace ready for the CMSprint S isn't as important right? Thinking of sending in a Nunity Ace instead since they have higher caps for power.
>>3118021Many
>>3118067stop making it more appealing
>>3118003>There are people that still think that having multiple oshis is taboo for some reasonOshis are not equal to waifus. You can support multiple oshis and no one is going to look at you funny for "cheating". You are thinking of a kamioshi which normally belongs to a single idol, though if you wanted to be less cringe its like saying you have multiple faves and a number one favorite that exceeds the rest
>>3118036Woah, Palmers steeplechase lore unlocked?
>>3118077Silence whore
>>3118039Because people will pay those prices, it's really that simple.
>>3118048>>3118077
>>3118003I recently found out that i'm a Speed Symbolifag and immediately had my soul crushed within seconds of finding out. I also like Mr CB and am considering switching my profile uma for the first time once she releases.
>>3118077>There are people that still think that having multiple oshis is taboo for some reasonThat's me. I'd rather call them one of their favorites or something
>>3117976Literally me>$10 on the game back when it released>nothing since then>hundreds on figs and waiting to preorder 2 more
Does anyone have the link to that mega filled to the brim with tanukis and THOSE villainous creatures?
>>3118048>kamioshiI only ever care to bring this term up when someone tries to have a cry about someone else having multiple oshi because they supposedly aren't allowed. I unironically blame vtubers for this.
>>3118003The only secret there is to it that you don't know who my first oshi is.
>>3118087https://mega.nz/folder/vgBDxBZS#XWwLjHplYnpV65w2wQHBVQ
>>3118003Silence Suzuka (Summer)
>>3118090Excellent
>>3118003Windy!My oshi isn't out yet.
>>3118077I'm a first-time gachanigger, I don't get it, I thought it was cheating to waifu and lust multiple umas
>>3118059Heat death of the universe will come sooner
>>3118003I have too many favorites and oshifags deserve the ropeNow wives, that's a different matter, and it should ALWAYS be a singular matter
>>3118077Digits of truth
Samba~Uma uma samba~
you should be soulless and consider everyone your wife
>>3118106more like digitan of truth
>>3118108I am exactly that. It feels weird not being able to choose one true wife. Sometimes I respond to these questions with whoever I am currently infatuated with, but in the end I have nothing. I truly do love the girls and feel lust for them too, but I don't see myself falling for one trve kamioshi
Is there any wife Pasa or Grass content?
>>3118117Why would anyone wife Grass
>>3118090Why does this even exist?
>>3118117But of course!
>>3118120Anal sex
>>3118003My oshis areTaikiFinePalmerHeliosDotoWindyand recently Durandal
>>3118107https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8C3Dqglk0Eif anybody here has the spic zakkoku rice I'd love to add it to my collection
>>3118121
>>3118122Why is she wearing a regular wedding dress?
>>3118122Grass is so pretty. People who abuse her as a debuffer should have their entrails ripped out.
>>3118131For sex
>>3118131Because i looked up her with the tag wedding_dress. Ive no idea how thry do weddings in nipland. Something like this on the left?
>>3118131Because it looks better on her than a Japanese wedding dress.>>3118135Good post.
>>3118141>Ive no idea how thry do weddings in nipland.Regular ass wedding dresses are pretty common.
>>3118131She's from Kentucky.
>>3118143>>3118146This is Grass we're talking about. You think she would wear a regular wedding dress?
I'm going insane trying to hit Nimble + THH + Slipstream + PTO + Ramp Up + Uma Stan + RSS on one parent
>>3118146Huh! Still, i'd assume as the TRVE DAUGHTER OF THE GLORIOUS NIPPON shed go for whatever the traditional japanese wedding attire they do
>>3118104Nothing wrong with having some favorites and also a wife
>>3118003I'm cheating on my wife with our daughter.
>>3118153It gets better after the third month.
>>3118153I still haven't gotten out of the Nimble + RS Stam + Uma Stan mines and it's been over a month.
Didn't expect this random roided Eishin Flash in Victory Pisser's career.
>>3118153Now imagine doing that but with the smattering of front skills and your parents ARE bricked if you don't get them.
I swear runs are rigged as fuck. I finished my chains but I've gotten the lowest of roll I've ever gotten training for sprint
Zephyr has the prettiest titties I've ever seen
>jpslop
I have no idea if I survived this week's TT. I was only like 3k points ahead last I checked and that was like 9 hours ago. This might be the first time I drop down to Class 5 since Unity.
>>3118163>at the darbydamn that's strong, but I guess L-tier scenarios must give you roided builds by the middle of classic right?
>>3118176I was a bit better stat wise but I wasn't buying skills so that's probably why I lost.
>5 glued runsHow many more days do I have before CM
>>3118176With the new scenario you can outstat them yeah, but they still have gold skills so you may have to buy some to be able to win
>>3118163>>3118176Kind of makes it funny when this is the one that shows up to the Japan Cup, what the fuck happened?
>mfw no wife Pasa content>mfw no face
>>3118184pregnancy
>>3118178>>3118184>>3118182I never bought skills in the middle of career before, will be a tough switch if I have to actually start doing it at some point
>>3118156That's what I said, have as many favorites as you want, but more than one wife will ruin your life
>>3118189neigha you're doing it after pulling ramonu>Unique Effect Gain Training Effectiveness (4) for every Speed-increasing skill, up to (20) for 5 skills
Another day yearning for a CB wife
Another day yearning for a Grass wife
>>3118192wait what? that will kill Skill Point efficiency
Another day yearning for a Creek mommy
>>3118196You buy out skills on +3/4/max hint levels. If you remember our URA hint pruning tactics for parent runs it's similar to that
>>3118198>URA hint pruning tactics for parent runsI don't remember this at all, what?
My dailies? Stolen
>>3118196just skip, her longevity is only 4 months***
>>3118168still really funny to me she had to censor herself in that one Sprinter's Story ad
>>3118205If I'm retarded and want to main a style, how stupid is it to skip Ramonu + get LB0 Ancestor instead and just permaborrow her?
>>3118204Fuck off Spe you're not pure anymore
>>3118207What ad
>>3118181Registration starts tomorrow i believe.
>>3118205I thought she could never be skipped at all? I would rather pull for her than ancestors since I have 1 spark guaranteed for free with the 120 + tickets
I too am in a very deep yearning mood
>only two married neighgas according to poal yesterdaySad!
>>3118219Normoids don't camp the thread to participate in poals.
Was abandoning Uma for 5 days worth it, anon? Was abandoning your beloved danchou for 5 days worth it, anon?
>>3118225I've been parent looping the whole time
>>3118225Danchou abandoned ME! They went to California and didn't give a shit about me.
>>3118225My danchou fucked off too so if say yeah
>>3118225>danchouI only use him for the carats. He's a pawn in my great scheme
>>3118225Not me Chrono-sama sir i is farming fans everyday yessir.
>>3118216well if you play ONLY one style you can suck up for a scenario and pull a dedicated wit card in the arc>>3118208i'd say it's pretty valid because i've frauded 3 plats with a 1 own ssr deck but i'd call myself an outlier in that regard
>>3118231*3 plats in GL while permaborrowing tachyon with a 1lb lh
>>3118196MLB Ramonu shits out max level skill hints.
>>3118203Cards don't give you red "!" hints for skills you already have. So when you know you're going to click a training with a Kita hint and you have a Long Corner hint already, you could buy that skill to remove it from Kita's hint pool and increase the odds of getting a Corner Recovery hint.
Shhh, Doto is sleeping
>>3118225Yes, this game is fucking garbage, having to play it again feels awful. I wish I could just stop but I can't
>>3118225I can already tell I'll have to spark Kitablanco so I'd say absolutely not
>>3118239Are you the guy who put all his self-worts into plats
>>3118238Wuv Doto :3
>>3118225No, the rolls were shitYes, I needed a break, I wish it were longer
wtf did I sign up for? wtf is this?
>You can draw your fortuneWhaaaaat
>>3118250>>3118252DO NOT REDEEM SAAR
>>3118250I don't know but Tazuna says I should express gratitude towards my umas and my rivals
THIS FORTUNE IS FUCKING RIGGED
>>3118256I got that too
THEY DREW THEIR FORTUNE TOO EARLY HAHAHAHAYOU WAIT TIL THE 29TH RETARDS YOU JUST FUCKING BRICKED AHAHAHAHAHA
>>3118250>>3118252>>3118256What am I missing? I'm at work
Aren't you supposed to wait before drawing the fortune
>>3118261triple career rewards for 72 hours happy new year!
Am I bricked
>>3118238umayasumi
>>3118261in the next 3 days you can choose to draw your fortune for 3x career rewards for 72 hours. Best used on the last day, so it overlaps with the 2x rewards soon>>3118263>>3118265probably, on the 29th we get 2x rewards, so the 3x stacks with the 2x for that and you get insane rewards
See ya next week
>>3118267Damn I already used mine
>>3118267>Best used on the last day, so it overlaps with the 2x rewards soonAw fuck, didn't know. Oh well guess it doesn't matter that much anyway, I'm still doing 12 parent autos a day
>>3118271fair enough its not a huge loss just means you can spend those 3 days on fan runs, which do more races, thus have more career rewardsyou can farm ~1k carats a day at 5x
>>3118267Isn't carats hard limited to 100 anyway even with the 3x 2x
>>3118260I genuinely do not care. I see shiny new button, I press it. I do not have to get FOMO for this shit.
My game got stuck loading my 2nd Kita.
>>3118273No, they're normally 200, but the reward cap increases the daily amount you can get>>3118274that's a good mentality. go get 'em champ.
___ ____ ____
>>3118268Gloating niggers get the rope
>increased 3* spark rates for 3 daysIt's that easy.
>>3118280
Another day of getting the absolute bare minimum from free rolls
I have her 5*'d and this isn't Kitasan White...Or Satono's Big Diamonds...
>gate turns gold but not rainbowGenuinely murder whichever fucking chink thought of this
I've never gotten anything good this whole free rolls
>>3118288I DID A PAID 50 AND IT TRICKED ME AGAINAAAAAAAAAAA SAD SCAM GAME
>>3118280>>3118284
what the fuck is this supposed to mean
>>3118291I've had to go to spark for 1st copy in every single gigameta banner with free rolls since launch. Shit is unironically rigged.
HAPPY NEW YEARS BROS
>>3118293I feel you anon, a few months back I did the scam banner too and got fucking oguri, shit like that always reminds me why I can't trust the cyascammers.
>>3118302someone should edit "not looking good" on it
>>3118302EXCELLENT!
>>3118305I also did the Uma Package #2 1,500 roll that came out, yeah I spent the 10 bucks on the carats, and I had 5 umas I could get duplicates of out of like 30and I got a duplicate...at least someone here feels my pain...I'm sorry that we suffer like this
>>3118309@umagrok remove frauds from this image
>>3118275Did you have to quit out? Currently stuck loading too.
>>3118304
Happy new years bros, I can't believe we've been together for 2 years now, I hope this 2027 brings you everything you desire
>>3118313
>>3118321
>>3118321This is the shit that supposed to steal my job?
>>3118324BASEDBASEDBASED
>>3118321>>3118324My q/v/een is too powerful....
>>3118324lmao AI read your prompt as "remove everyone except the fat one"
>>3118327It doesn't need to it well, just cheaply
I GOT HER
I was robbed of my excitement
>>3118341>based time travel-->110this many carrats for number one dork? is she at least good?
I got spooked by banana Falco, is she good for the next cm?
>>3118353nyes
>>3118346I fucking need Kitasan
>>3118341Based jp bro, wuv this silly cow
I thought I could reuse my mile front runners... They have the wrong greens...
These ads always crack me up, I love how the uncs are up for anythinghttps://x.com/i/status/2114559127511027819
>>3118349>is she at least good?No idea, don't care. She looks hot as fuck.
>>3117377no, but kinda because a good chunk of your score is based off of your opponent's rank, which is based off of your own rank, i'm not 100% sure how opponent matching works
>fatwa necklet>hot
>>3118371>good chunk of your score is based off of your opponent's rankIs this true? First time I hear about it
>>3118314Late response but yes assuming you are >>3118346 it might be a sign of good fortune kek
>>3118375I had to quit out and got trash
>>3118307any others (you) want whilst I still have the file open?
I recognize some of these words
>>3118373https://gametora.com/umamusume/team-trials-pvp-scoring#opponent-rating-bonusunless gametora is doing a mass gaslight
Is Kitasan white needed as a parent for any of the next few CMs? If I dont roll her im just gonna wait until the 2nd anni ticket to buy her.
>>3118387Cringe
>>3118386My tired eyes saw the moon runes above it as ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>3118392You want her as a parent/ace for GM's first CM.
>A White Woman mentioned dolphin porn while passing byI HATE LA SO MUCH GONNA KMS
>got gratitude>got kitasan blancoFortune said my RIVALS will help me grow>>3118401>mystifying murmur'd irl
>>3118401land of the... huh?
>>3118389Huh I'm getting 1.1m and I'm only SS5
Americans are awake already?
>first four borrow runs didn't make it out of junior year because none of them had enough tokens to buy four songs>the fifth one did but immediately failed a 6% training on early january classicI HAVE SO MUCH GRATITUDE FOR GRAND LIVE
>>3118409That's because SS is filled with fourth rates or those who don't care about TT since early MANT. A properly built SS nunity uma will wipe the floor with those to such a degree that you can get more points than someone up in UG. Placement in each race also gives a fuckton of points, just getting podium on all five will be more than enough to make up for the lower rank bonus.
>>3118412FUUUUCK
>>3118400Thats after the second anni selector right?
>splended fortuneGet fuckedGet fuckedGet fuckedGet fucked
>>3118420ANON DON'T DO IT
From the makers of "is it safe to log in already" comes "should I draw the fortune today"
>>3118427Well, should I?
>>3118423what would animas think if you showed them 9/11
>>3118433>CIA didn't do this
>>3118427Should we put it in the OP
3x rewards are crazy damnnnn47 races btw
>>3118427But should I?
Finally got enough statues to 5* Bride Motion.
>>3118439Imagine what you'd have gotten with 6x rewards if you pulled your lotto 3 days from now instead.
Tama is so cool...
>>3118448Daiwa is... sex?
>great stats>HOT SPRING TICKET>NOT A SINGLE CHAIN FINISHED This isn't even the first time this happened. Hot spring ticket runs are cursed as fuck
>>3118446explode...
>>3118451I had that except I got the mood down with no bonuses and only 1-2 support chains finishedstill ended up UG9 due to insane stats
Wait. Is it 6x or 4x times rewards? Do the event bonuses stack or multiply?
>>3118450She is yes
I flatlined for this
>>3118464You better give her fat tits now
>>3118467THREE fukus?!
>>3118469Hmm.... nyo
fucking ardan FUCK OFF YOU ARE HAUNTING ME
WHY THE FUCK IS IT ALLOWED FOR A CARD NOT TO FINISHTHE FUCK YOU MEAN I PULLED FOR THIS USING CARATS
>CM in a couple days>Can't even get a midway decent sprint parent goingThis sucks man. Like, my runs won't even get 1* sprint.
>>3118467Do another tenner right now
>>3118473I would pay good money to be haunted by Ardan
>>3118439I swear they've nerfed carrat payouts from careers I get barely any these days.
>>3118478your 3* turf?
>>3118489I was called a schizo and told to kill myself several times on top of a myriad of other insults when I said I wasn't getting any carats on the 1/2 URA runs
Unless this includes 3 times better loopas i don't really care.
farm fans this instant
>>3118492
samba samba uma uma samba
>>3118499Fuuuck so the cap is 300 per day now?
>>3118499What the friggerino? That's almost a FULL singular pull!
>Its 12pmMy sleep schedule is so fucked, I completely lost track of time messing around on JP
>>3118508regular daily cap is 100, it's affected by extra rewards events
>>3118267>>3118260i don't think we can abuse that since this draw thing ends at daily reset on the 29th
>>3118506
>game bugged out on the free pulls so i didn't see the gate animationI demand a refund! Give me a million apolocarats right now!
>>3118516oh wait i'm dumb the effects last afterwards
>>3118516read nigga read
>Now loadingLET ME PULL
>finally popped the cherry and ordered shit from Goodsmile 3 days ago>just got an email that they got hacked and private info leakedNIGGERS!!!!!!!!!
>>3118519>>3118523It gets stuck, you have to close the game.
>>3118524i'm going to send you a horse dildo
>>3118513There's a daily cap on carat gains?
>>3118515She's still ugly but now her body has no appeal
>>3118527>implyingWay ahead of you, buddy
>>3118515massive improvement
>>3118515do you know what a webm is
>>3118535Umaviewer records them as gifs and I don't care to fix it.
>>3118516So when do I have to activate it? 29th before daily reset?
>>3118533fujiGOD...
>>3118535NTA but i usually do gifs because i like them more than notmal video formatsAND umaviewer only records as either gif or a sequence of pngs. Gifs usually just get broken colors when certain animations are used. Is there a simple way to get a webm from a sequence of images? I never used ffmpreg or whatever its called
>>3118534Coincidentally I also did this
>>3118517It's dangerously catchy
>>3118480Nah I'll just luckshit both in one free pull tomorrow.
>>3118539>>3118516yes
Last night my dinner was fried carrots.
I quite liked this too
Spe has been ruined for me...
>>3118558do biwa's
>>3118558>>3118546Put her in Bono's body
>>3118267>2x rewards soonDo we have half TP into that though?
>be o*tside>cant join in on the umaviewerpostanAIEEEEEE!!!!!!anyone interested in some characters blender model thing later?
>>3118324The insatiable butt picker...
It seems like a strict prerequisite to be a yurifag to enjoy this game. For me, yuri only has negative connotations, so I am fucked. I wish I had an American education, which would have taught me to worship all flavors of sodomy, just so I could appreciate this game.
>>3118560
>>3118568Anna said that Hokko's body really is that big, I'd like to peel some layers off, unless you already did her
New shitpost/ad is out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q3iIhRqmy0
>>3118562I was going to catbox to now take too many image slots but it's being shit so this is all for now.
>>3118576Hokko should be bigger?..
>>3118579IT'S OVER LEMEME, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
>>3118576Oh fr? Mind linking the posts? I saw the animations posted, but i think missed the text posts. Ill do the model asap
Anyone else a bit perturbed looking at them all lined up like this?
>>3118595kill kill marry fuck fuck kill
>>3118581Put her in Rura’s garbage bag
>>3118587This is funnier knowing they're 1st and 3rd last G1
>>3118601
ole olesamba
>>3118587Mecha Lemaire would wipe the floor with them
Reminding everyone there's star pieces for junior late December and classic early January!
>try to make a dirt draft ace>450 stamFUCK LIGHT HELLOFUCK THIS NIGGER SCENARIOI'M RUNNING DOUBLE DEBUFFERSI'M KILLING EVERYONE AND THEN MYSELF!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCScUQaTzD4
Thank you so much for blessing this run with not a single sprint spark cyjews
>>3118593Here, he did a Hokko fondling animation for our eyes only (posted on /uma/)>>3112647
>>3118614if light hello were a stamina card like riko, the scenario would be half as miserablehell, on top of all the stamina riko gave you, she could also give you enough guts to reach 550-600
>>3118619GIVE ME UMA LEWDS NOW ANNANON
>>3118623>make LH give stam>shop refresh buttonBoom GL is instantly 5 times better
>>3118625Nono, obviously not AA but I like the teasing. It's more exciting like that. Full blown lewds get boring or tasteless eventually.
>>3118625He told us to "make her win" with a pic of Bijin back then...
Annaanon is fucking boring
>>3118625Do you people not feel pathetic in the slightest begging someone to make you porn?
>>3118633i'd fuck boring too
>>3118637NTA but if i could comm AA to make it, i wouldve done so months ago
Is she aware of how hot she is?
>>3118618https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dota2_gamepedia/images/e/e3/Vo_doom_bringer_doom_ability_lvldeath_03.mp3/revision/latest?cb=20201010214030
>>3118639Man I'm tempted to put this dialogue box right next to her huge knockers
>able to get all the songs>Turf : CThis was almost a run of all time
>>3118632Did no one win Sagittarius with Yeppers? I know she won the prior two.
>>3118643Yes, she's an idol
>>3118650Anons who mutate are either masochists or on a whole other level. If that was me I would have quit already.
>>3118651I guess he meant for her to be the q/v/een?
>>3118643Hokko SEXO
>>3118664Many are saying this
>>3118650First time getting this
>>3118664My genuine reaction
My wit cards refused to train on wit, to the point I had to do extra rest or two. But still decent early dirt attempt?0% power growth is surprisingly annoying.
>>3118662Are you up for the challenge?
>>3118672The ceiling bird of uma
>>3118673Looks good for such an early attemptIsn't the dirtslop mile? I don't think you need that gold recovery
>>3118669Can someone tell me how my auto fan runs are able to do this
>>3118678Auto fan runs automatically get it
>>3118677>I don't think you need that gold recoveryNTA but Hokko's ult hits harder depending on how much stam you have left. No idea what the scaling is like.
>>3118678>>3118680Oh shit I misread it. Auto fan runs get it because they dont follow the normal training like how we do it. They just simulate it or something.
AIIIEEE I'M GOING TO PAY FOR A SCAM BANNER
>>3118687You WILL be blessed by good fortune
>>3118684Hokko unique goes from 0.4 accel to 0.2 if you don't have full spurt so you don't want to scrape by with bare minimum stamina and lose half your unique to getting rushed.
Is a 0LB Throne good enough to use in loopas?
>>3118689is 630 stam really bare minimum?
>>3118693I haven't seen any calcs, the track doesn't have much downhill and I had sub 600 guts.
>>3118673You'll want more power, the closer to 1200 the better since the track conditions will reduce it by 50. You'll need it too with the immediate uphill when late race starts and just to keep up with Rickey.600+ stamina should be fine, you'll probably only need a white heal to ensure a full spurt and empowered unique.600+ guts will help out too if you can get it, the final stretch is pretty long being just over 500m in length.
What’s a good deck for looping greens for Rickey?
>>3118661The parent requirements are killing me, I only just started runs and they're all going horribly, I might not be able to make a Tama in time for the first time in ages. Seriously, I hate parent runs.
>>3118699Easy for you to say. 1200 power is asking for a lot on a 0% power uma when you also need stamina sparks. Only reason that Hokko got over 1k power is because my wit trainings were shit so I hit speed more than usual.
>>3118637It's an anonymous website. Why would anyone feel shame over shooting their shot with the guy who already makes porn?
Bro this CM shit is easy
>>3118709@umagrok is this true????
>>3118708Cursed image
>>3118687No...NYO
>>3118714>scam wasn't a scamdamn
>>3118713Anything for a 5080
>>3118714Howa!
>>3118703mesmerizing
Turf C is unwinnableBack to the mines
>>3118714Howdy, howdy!
>>3118714HALLO HALLO HOWDY HOWDY
Front xOguri with moxie as the activator
I wonder how much has this game actually helped the Tomakomai economy and population
I really like the festival scenario song.
>>3118731Fuck you I did that before and it was the most miserable thing I've ever done.
>>3118735You say that at the start of every new scenario
*ties tarumae to a chair and forces her to watch as I flood Tomakomai with imported jeets*
Do I get my fortune read now or later?
>>3118745This is the most despicable and evil post I have ever read
>SSS SprintHot damn Stats look a bit too low so it's glue anyway, probably
>>3118747Do whatever you want, apparently you can stack it if you use it BEFORE daily reset on the 29th
*builds a massive data center directly in the middle of tomakomai*
>>3118752If it just stacks why should we give a fuck about waiting. If it multiplies that would be worth it.
>>3118758but you can save on tp refreshes if you do so
>>3118758Does anyone know how it works when stacked?
>>3118749...or ARE THEY?!? Power is probably still too borked even with Firm+Competitive
Is there any reason in particular Stay Gold and Suzuka are friends/rivals in-game? They look like an interesting pair. If memory serves me correctly, there's some supernatural stuff going on, and Stay Gold can perceive Suzuka's real life death or something like that?
>>3118779Stay Gold was in the same race where Suzuka died, he was in almost every big race during that time period.
>>3118773Congrats on your rainbowless final turn.
>>3118779Same generation
>>3118783Ohh, I didn't know that. That's interesting. Stego's career must be really good
>>3118785That kind of talk is not going to work with the Queen of HopeKINO
>>3118790Looking good! Power's a bit low but fuck it it's sprintcasino baby
Work on Mile CM or Sprint CM?
>>3118798mile CM will give you less headaches
>>3118738>front FOh yeah, not worth doing considering I need 1 dirt spark
>>3118799wrong
completely nonsensical filter
THE SBR IS STARTING EVERYONE GO TAKE YOUR SEATSTHE PACE BLOB IS INSANE ON THIS ONE
>>3118812XXX BITCH TRIPLE X RATED
>>3118812I hate this
>>3118816but there's only two Xs!
>>3118818XX Zone...
this usable in 22?
>>3118812"this is" is filtered too because of ISIS. It's baffling how stupid this filter is.
>>3118793Fingers crossed, summer was a bit rainbowless and she missed her Uma Stan event+9 and more sparks of it, but I still have to build Taishin now that I'm done with her and Nishino, that's going to be a nightmare kek
>>3118815OUR HEROES
>>3118826WHAT A SPREAD, WHO IS GOING TO WIN, THE BLOB IS SO BUSYNARANDANARANDAAAA
>>31188210.4 accel gamble with very specific proc condition
>>3118826umazing cast
>>3118829OH MY GOD ASTON MACHAN RUNS AWAY WITH IT, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, WHO GETS THE POINTS??? THE BLOB IS FAT
>>3118831she's a tokyo merchant no? just run her as end and she hits
>>3118790Usable, good job
>>3118836>halo didn't ult because of the dumb pacesAIEEEEE
>>3118568BY THE WAY!!!!!heres how the difference between outfit and swimsuit looks. does appear to be fairly similar. the normal racing outfit might justr be bigger due to clothes https://files.catbox.moe/p24k4d.mp4
>>3118842Thighs are identical
>>3118787IRL Stego was around when Suzuka/Bright/Fuku was active, raced against the golden generation, and was still active when Opera O was winning almost every G1 race in Japan and Digitan starting to rack up a big G1 winstreak.In game Stego's career is a unique one, it's all about her connection and knowledge about what happened in the IRL races.
>>3118787Stego brocked Opera O during Dotos win irc.
>>3118842>>3118847fat bitch pads her gropeable chest
>>3118850Big if true
>>3118799How much stamina for the next miles CM?
>>3118836THESE ARE THE FINAL RESULTS, FOR THE FIRST TIME WE HAVE A REPEATED UMA IN THE TOP 5, WHAT SHOULD WE DO? DO WE COUNT ALL THOSE POINTS FOR THE SAME UMA (Machan gets 7) OR DO WE ONLY GIVE POINTS TO THE HIGHEST UNIQUE POSITIONS (Haru Urara gets 1, Fuji Kiseki gets 2, everyone else goes up)?
>>3118854It has a speed bonus for reaching stam thresholds so people usually recommend 600
>>3118850He also technically did finish ahead of Opera O during the spring ts that year but got dq’d after nearly killing NTR
sprint roomas?
>>3118857So you don't need 600 stam to survive?
>>3118860People will probably bring natie debuffers so it's better to get 600
>>3118799People said Arima would be kino and it was debuffer slop fest, expect the same for Dirt
>>3118860You're going to need around 650 for a guaranteed full spurt I think?that's not accounting for getting lucky with downhill mode though, that can save you around 70~ stam on average
>>3118842>>3118847not bad. i will come to tomakomai, AGAIN!
>>3118847>>3118872This body is insane, oh my Lord
>horse who haunts the narrative
>>3118871>downhill modeThere is a small downhill on that track so don't count on it to reduce stamina at all
>>3118855Please, this has never happened, help me decide what to do. You are all benefactors in this race after all, I'm just a humble hosthttps://poal.me/pcb59d
So which horse is winning next week?
>>3118865I’m already seeing double murmur comps everywhere. I’m probably just going to rely on an end Digitan to escape that shit
>>3118879Winner takes all
>>3118885Probably the fastest one
After multiple lobby testing I can say thatI have no idea how the fuck sprint CM works and if accel is more important or velocity. THEREFORE I don't care anymore and done training for this CM.
>>3118855>>3118879While we decide what to do here's the haku for the race:https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=GWw75V0VC42gN8qro_IJ-JEHPlease vote, especially if you like these races
>>3118879extra point per repeat in the top 5, so machan gets 6?
>>3118893But then what do we do with the points from the actual placement?
>>3118858qrd?
>>3118895Stego murdered every horse he came across except for Point Flag
>>3118891There's a reason it's called sprintcasino and while most tracks are blackjack this one is slots
>>3118895Stego brakechecked NTR in that race for no reason, resulting in both the horse and jockey tumbling, earning an obvious DQ to Stego.
>>3118373Just check this in game
>>3118836Darn, I guess she might just be too slow.Good race, thanks for hosting!
>>3118902She might get a point we are voting on it now, I honestly don't know what to do since all Top 5s so far were unique >>3118879
>>3118895Cut off NTR causing him to hard brake which caused him to buck his Jockey who was now fumbling on the ground directly in the flow of traffic after getting flung off of a horse going 30mph.
>>3118891More than half the track is a downhill so it's quite literally just downhill mode RNG: the race.
ryan or oguri parent for end on dirt?
>>3118887I did some testing on this, the bare minimum is600+1 gold heal, and pray you don't get rushed or,700+1 green, and pray you don't get rushed.
>>3118489I had this happen like 10 runs in a row and got seriously worried. Then it went back to the usual 10-25 carats per run
>>3118879Technically the BoomBoom family got points each but they are different people. I don't know what's more "fair" Machanbros might get mad if she's not awarded the full 7 and they'd have a point
Thinking about the Stego/NTR incident. The kind of Falco bowling ball blocking that happens in-game would get you disqualified irl. In other words being a front main is a literal attempt on my life and i should be legally allowed to use lethal force to defend myself against front toreinahs.
I'm gonna get kidnapped to Ireland, it's over.
>>3118921
>>3118924
Youse forget how much of a death race the Kentucky Derby is.
Why did I open twitter today ...
>>3118935Don't tell me another Uma got married.
>>3118937He probably saw the Spe cosplayer
>>3118937Danchou.... Danchou got married.I think I'll have to flatline for a few more days... I-I can't...
>>3118915>need to bring a fucking brick card for a gold recovery for fucking MILE564 was such a mistake holy shit
>>3118944Not an issue for our queen!
Cucking Fine Motion with her security team!
>>3118946>needing to bring like 10 front sparks, as well as a dirt spark, AND you’re basically going to have zero chance of getting mile S, on top of all the other general rng bullshit of GLIs anyone actually masochistic enough to do this?
>>3118798Sprint is the only CM that matters at this point. The rest is debuffslop (yes, I know sprint is debuffslop too, but at least it's less debuffslop)
>>3118950not mine, but
>>3118915Times like these are when I'm glad I have the titty gremlin. Built in gold heal with a gold velocity's worth of speed will keep her safe.
Literally every single cm will be debuffslop now that most people have figured out the ideal comp for CMs is one ace and two murmurs/dominators. At least LOH will be better, r-right?
>>3118950I would but I'll hold until CM22 hakuraku is released to see how good she is first before committing
>>3118956>At least LOH will be better, r-right?LoH depends on you podiuming every single race, so unless people make a way to make consistent hybrid debuffers, i think they should be basically non-existent
>>3118950>my spark comp for THIS CM is 10 turf, an end spark, and a sprint spark
>>3118968But getting sprint/turf S isn’t really a major game changer for the sprint casino, but having distance s is vital for anything longer
>>3118956>the ideal comp for CMs is one ace and two murmurs/dominatorsThat's only true when one uma is significantly better than the second best option. Using a debuffcomp for sprint is basically throwing.
>>3118972You say that, but I guarantee I’ll lose in finals to a double dom comp.
>>3118968You in the Urara mines too?
>>3118975Nothing can save you from getting unlucky.
The game would be better if they removed Distance S right?
>>3118981It would be worse actually because then it becomes a Fast Learner fest like it is in JP.
>>3118981The game would be better if they can make initial mutations to G to A. Having to hit inspirations to A doesnt make any sense
>>3118865>People said Arima would be kino and it was debuffer slop festas opposed to it being onige+frontswinlol?
>>3118976You know it!
>>3116904Update on thisDistance S is mandatory Machan is getting her fat ass kicked, however my taiki is chain winning so its all good
>>3118972in a sprintsloppa race you either have the mandate of heaven or you don't and your team composition does not affect your chance of acquiring it
stallion seed got me acting unwise
>>3118991>Turf A>with Daring StrikeIve been trying for the past few days now to get both and STILL can't get them
>>3118988Yes. People grinding for hours on end for that perfect front which can actually outperform the average uma is more sovlfull than an "ace" made in 5 careers with two auto-made debuffers.
>>3118995>Journey's entire attraction to her trainer is how pure and innocent they are>Almost everyone into Journey is not pureWhat does it mean
Hey uhJust an observationThis camping taiki lady is kind of absurdly good
>>3118996Ganbare, anon. We're all gonna make it.
>>3118998You're just upset I get better rewards for little investment
>>3119002yea, you see how oguri has a win button at 200m? taiki has that win button too, but better
>>3119001Wrong. Her VA does that voice erping too.
>>3119002Stop making me regret the fact that I never pulled her
>>3119005No, I'm upset that you neighas think you have the moral high ground when we're both in the deepest pits of hell together.
>>3119004I may have to settle with the Turf B if I can't get it when CM starts
Which Uma has the deepest pits?
how come they never did a second megabanner?
>>3119021Dober for certain.
>>3119025what do you mean megabanner?
>>3119029the banner back in like february when every uma was featured letting you spark anyone
>>3119025Mega banners are too good of a reason to roll especially for new trainers. I.e. it's not a good carat waster.
>>3119025They do. Once they started splitting the new 2* umas from the banner with the new 3* for anniversary, they make you choose between the broken newma or going to spark for whoever's already released.
>>3118998>w-what? my strategy can get countered in this CM? huh? i have to actually take opposing team comp into consideration when building this time? MUUUU-RIIIIIII!! TASUKETE CYGAMUSU SAMA!
>>3119030https://umapyoi.net/news/2062oh they do this only 1 more time at 3.5 anni
>>3118998To be fair, making a good debuffer can be as hard if not harder than making a plat winning front.
>>3119040Not even fucking close, the only remotely hard part is getting hesitant fronts reliably and hoping Slut City gives you Keen Eye
>One career finally, FINALLY gave me Leap Forward for once>Shit stats, Mr. CBT didn't finish her chain and had no skills to buy>Second career >Best stats so far>No Leap Forward, no Daring Strike, no nothin'>Lets not even mention Sprint S which is nowhere to be seenIts okay, that means I’m on the right track...
>>3118991This felt like the best GL run I've ever had training + concert RNG wise. Naturally, the senior inspiration whiffed everything but if it can happen once, it can happen again
When making Parents, do Great Great Grandparents matter if they are the same uma as my Ace? I assume it stops counting at Great parents?
>>3119050GGPs don't matter, only parents/GPs count for affinity
>>3119049That can win desu
>>3119056Fridge
THAT'S THE WRONG FRONT RUNNER AIEEEEEE
Is it Half Full or Half empty? dunno, but i know that (you) can change it!JOIN NYOW!!!918503979185039791850397
>>3119064*scratches*
Why yes, my fridge is running and I hope she wins her race
You know what? Maybe I'll just use the Rubert brick card instead, I am sure I can cope without the Daring Strike by buying double circles of sprint or something, but I SURE AS HELL AREN'T GETTING LEAP FORWARD FROM MY PARENTS
>>3119067AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>3119052thanks
>>3119075sport mambo SOON
>>3119049What I've come to learn is that a lack of turf A can always be compensated for with good enough accels.
>>3118911jelp?
Blow my Gale is still the best scenario song in global, agree or disagree? It's so good
>>3119049The Urara that won the Arima Kino finals was worse than this one.
>>3119081It depends on how many accels you already have. Which uma are you running? What deck are you using.
>>3119086nyrara, steps spurt and leap are a given but she'll probably hit 6th often if i slot in two deboofers
>>3119082Undisputed, perhaps even to this day.
>>3119082I like the beat and the wind blowing so hard on my favorite umas on stage is awesome to see. Helps my first run on that was my fav Rudolf, so it was a perfect fit all round.
>>3119082TRVE
>>3119082not for long...
>>3119082It's arguably the best song in the entire game, including up to current jp. The only song that comes close to it is Ms. Victoria.
>>3119100Most umas won't have a unique version this shit's ass
I have a quick question: Are the sexes of the mobumas randomized? Umaviewer is giving me nothing but stallions, but I'm looking for what is potentially an intersex mobuma.
DISTORT!
>>3119082i'll always be a Girls Legend U enjoyer, Blow My Gale is a close second though
>>3119082Twinkle Series OST is also the best track bgm
>>3119105KMSing
>>3119105please stop..
>>3119105Oh my God dude I just want to make someone happy, is a starving romantic asking for too much?
>>3119100Tracen Ondo is better than legend slopper
>>3119105
>>3119082Umapyoi Densetus will forever be my favourite, but I don't actually remember if it's the URA scenario song or not. Outside of that Gale is the best scenario song.
>>3119105...
>>3119112based tracen ondo appreciator
>>3119105Im actually happy for them, yet I cant stop thinking about how I'll never have it...
>>3119115>>3119110You look like a lonely trainer. I can fix that.
>>3119089Ryan is low priority. I believe Kingu is valid too so i would go with her and Ogurin as the main parent.
>>3119105Everytime I see her on my homescreen I get reminded of that, it fucking sucks. I love spe and I feel she has been taken away from me...
>>3119120McQueen...
Y'all do know there was two other proposals that day, right?
>>3119105>>3119119
>>3119105You know what? Happy for the two, its alright that I won't have this or don't have this, I chalk it up to not going outside, perhaps one day I willRyan Gosling is a sign of weakness that I LACK
>>3119126Nobody cares about JOBpra, though.
>>3119104mob umas aren't randomized, there's just a lot of themi don't think any of them have two ear decorations or whatever you're thinking of
Are we all starving romantics? Or just incels?
>>3119133considering the place and the game, yes to both
>>3119133i'm just starvingmaybe crowning oguri for the third time was a mistake
>>3119133Am I really an Incel if I want a gf but never tried to get one?
>>3119136technically yes
>>3119133I mean whenever someone posts those webms of Nice Natures and we post goslings in response...
>>3119136If you had sex once you are not an incel
Still OP for next thread please
are there any femneighas on /v/ma even?
>>3119126yeah but nobody cared about those and I don't get to see it everywhere. I just don't want to see that shit
>>3119143zased
>>3116989not that anon but also this was brought up
>>3119145Yeah but she's hopelessly in love with Brian and 3D can't compete
Short, stubby ears are ugly
>>3119133This can be implemented both ways. Instead of being sad about it, it can also give hope. It's the proof that love exist for us.
>>3117337Hello..?
>>3119151we are discussing loneliness and you decided to come out? lame
No marriage Umas as OP please Shiraoaki my heart can't take it.
>>3119150but what if my name is brian first name not narita
>>3119102it has more singers than blow my cock does https://files.catbox.moe/3tbx96.png
>>3119132Strange, because the uma in the scout race has short ears, glasses, a bob-cut and ornaments on both. I've only found stallions so far.
>>3119133I'm stuck with a chronic degenerative disease that the doctors cannot control completely. It leads me to being several days out of commission. I live off a disability pension and live in a single bedroom on a shared flat. I spend most of my time in my bedroom unable to do much due to my disease. I'll never experience love and a relationship while my disease gets worse and worse every year. The only thing left for me is the yearning for love I'll never get. Until the day my disease finally kills me or I decide to end it myself. I just want some warmth and affection in my life
>>3117337>>3119154You want to buy as many cheap easy to trigger golds as possible. Golds are more cost effective than white skills, Concentration is the most cost effective skill for TT.
>>3119150if you are reading this i am also 5'3" and refuse to eat vegetables, we are basically the same
>>3119162damn...
>>3119162Holy shit, I'm so sorry
>>3119162...umamusume?
>>3119162Well, I'm glad we can at least share something that eases the pain. That is such a shit situation to be in though, you have my sympathies.Times like these, I wish I was rich enough to solve the world's problems.
>>3119160difference is that the whole point of legend changer is that it has uma specific stuff, but only for some umas. so if your oshi isnt a super special uma, youre SOL
>>3119082From best to worst>blow my gale>umapyoi legend>yukoma thermae>umasugi gourmet parade>legend changer>tracen ramen chronicles>girls legend u>tucker's skill up island>uma in america>big bang my soul>winning 5>l'arc de glorie>everlasting beats>aurorize
Jesus Christ just make a new thread
>>3119172This is clearly Nakayama Festa's teacher!
MY LOVELY RUDOLF WHY DO YOU REFUSE TO INHERIT NIMBLEALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GET IT ONCE AND THEN SPARK IT TOGETHER WITH THE SKILLS YOU ALREADY INHERIT AND SPARK 90 PERCENT OF THE TIMEONCE YOU DO THAT I WILL PERSONALLY FUND YOUR RETIREMENT ON THE SPOT, THREE YEARLY LUXURY VACATIONS INCLUDED
>>3119176>hurrdurr Make A New ThreadFUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MANT
>>3065066
>>3119175Actually move winning 5 up above tucker
>>3119175I haven't listened to all of these yet but anything being worse than Winnin' 5 is hard to believe.
>>3119162Damn, sorry dude. Try to live a happy life
fine I'll bake
sometimes when your clubmate starts flatlining, it may be because he flatlined in real life
>>3119175>winning 5 this lowexplode!
>>3119183Try some of this thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjMuwuyFkxI
>>3119193>>3119193>>3119193
Thoughts on chocolate?
>>3119197good for you
>>3119191That's a nice song. Not great or climactic, but nothing wrong with it either. Easily better than Winnin' 5.
>>3119197Better than coffee, tea ans basically any candy or soda. I will never stop loving chocolate
>>3119162Machan...
I need a deck for fan runs, it's not looking good
