>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. ROUND 1 NOW!!!!!>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (November)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1793541782650.png>Game Enhancement Toolhttps://hachimi.noccu.art/>Racing Simulatorhttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai>Champions Meeting Data and Simulatorhttps://hakuraku.moe/>/v/ma sings!https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3094122/#3094190Previous Thread:>>3149829
Pandora LOVE
>>3151172fake image
>>3151135reposting
>>3151172In reality not spending a single carat on either
Won't you please help her?
I really really really want to kiss this angel
>>3151172I'm not currently planning to pull for either, but honestly I feel like I'd be much more likely to end up rolling for Windy than Helios
>>3151178WUV always wins
>>3151172I wish I was at my PC so I could share the one where I give both carats and tickets.By the ways, not having a guaranteed 2* on 10x tickets is bull.
>>3151186My tickets will go to her nano
>was waiting on the new thread to drop the big juan that i've been working on all week>catbox is downFor fucks sake man
>>3151181I don't mind sharing my headache relief pills
>>3151178and it's Anzu Ame denying Take the win!>Fuji Kiseki's great-granddaughter
>>3151188Anonfiles or Leopard Hosting it is then.>>3151187I will pull if Im lucky enough not to spark.
>>3151191It's not her head that's throbbing
>>3151193hmmm there are literally no 1500 dirt tracks in the game, probably will do 1600 tokyo since it's the one people are working on although the track is closest to kawasaki 1600
Cute daughter
Who's the least to the most autistic?
Scarlet saved our asses on the last ticket of the day.#MyPresident
>>3151198JBC ladies re-enactmentCM22 conditions! (irl conditions are sunny soft so snowy soft isn't a stretch)519046175190461751904617
>>3151205Kris S just speaks slowly with some english sprinkled in most of her sentences
>>3151206#noLongerMyPresident
I have a horrible song stuck in my head hell me get it out
>>3151220Here listen to this to get it out https://youtu.be/rucWnGU0D3U?is=NgD6nN9lLKlzQuhA
>>3151220What song?
Ok NOW that the site is done having its period crampsHere's where my head's been at for all of last week, it wasn't a jokehttps://litter.catbox.moe/1xioyklmpdkcdu4a.pngLittle easter egg for those that remember the catalyst for all of thisGenuinely worked my ass off on this one, I think its my best yet
>Next raceJBC Sprint JPNIKanazawa 1400Pick your uma!Notable Pedigrees>K’s Reve: Secretariat (Sire’s Sire’s Sire’s Damsire + Dam’s Dam’s Dam’s Damsire) + Deep Impact (Damsire’s Sire)>Ecoro Gaia: Secretariat (Sire’s Sire’s Damsire + Sire’s Damsire’s Damsire + Dam’s Damsire’s Damsire)>George Tesoro: Secretariat (Sire’s Sire’s Sire’s Damsire) + Casino Drive (Damsire) + Manhattan Cafe (Dam’s Damsire)>In Your Palace: Deep Impact (Damsire)>Happy Man: Secretariat (Sire’s Damsire’s Damsire) + Agnes Tachyon (Dam’s Damsire)>Omatsuri Otoko: Bubble Gum Fellow (Dam’s Damsire)>Exult: Duramente + Secretariat (Damsire’s Sire’s Damsire)>Zelos: Secretariat (Sire’s Damsire’s Damsire) + Manhattan Cafe (Damsire)>Tintoretto: Hokko Tarumae + Zenno Rob Roy (Damsire)>Wilson Tesoro: Kitasan Black>Meisho Hachiro: Daiwa Major (Damsire) + Secretariat (Sire’s Sire’s Sire’s Damsire)>Matenro Command: King Halo (Damsire) + Grass Wonder (Dam’s Damsire) + Fuji Kiseki (Dam’s Dam’s Damsire)Notable Past Winner>Espoir City
>>3151222https://youtu.be/Xh0GyxWgKPs?si=aZoMfcWlP8OYfGcc
>Wanted to do some personal research on twitter>20 of my favorite 2D artists got banned in one go for being too basedMan...
>>3151227Tintoretto let's go!!
>>3151229Man that really IS garbage you werent kidding
How the fuck do you guys figure out what went wrong in race data? I feel like a turbo-tard looking at this shit...
>>3151221i saw the thumbnail before i saw the title and i thought you were recommending this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THnBLOIFTT4
>>3151227george tesoro
>>3151234The worst part is her dad is an AI billionaire
>>3151236it depends on what you're trying to investigate, if you're worried why your uma couldn't catch the others, you see where she got stuck, maybe it was a block or the others just had more skills, you check and maybe copy their strategy.If you didn't spurt properly, you check her stamina, did she get rush or she just had low stamina? etc.
>>3151241That's really not that uncommon. Rich people are the best financiers for their children's shitty music career. Everyone buys their way to the top of the charts these days anyways. Music industry is a joke.Listen to some old kino instead, anything made between the 1800s and the early 2000s.
>>3151226NaisuWhy'd you catbox it, though? Image size limit?
>>3151254Its a big image, and limit is 3MB, so yeah
>>>/vg/586576501DANCHOU!!!!
>>3151258>the limit is 3 megabytesIt's 4 actually.Anyways, here's a compressed version for anyone in the archives.
>>3151265Shit, I just did a pixel comparison. It is literally 1:1 with the PNG version. Not a single pixel's difference. 4:4:4 chroma sampling at 97 quality with Paint.net. I am damn proud of such little work lol
>>3151170Nice Nature thread on November...Nice Nature November...Nice Nature November Nemorial Nakayama Nace coming this november 30th one hour after the daily reset! The first oneArima Kinen, Sunny, Firm, during Winter, duh, with Great mood!Nice Nature ONLYWinner is the one who comes thirdRewards? By utilizing magic book I stole from Sweepus, I will make it top three will feel for a split second how it would feel like to hold her hand, her fluffy twintails and caress her cheek for the first, second and third place holders respectively
>>3151261
>>3151261der/vg/...
>>3151226>>3151265Ah shit, that's pretty good
>>3151172I WILL BE WINDY'S TORENAI DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE SHIT, SO AM IWE'LL BE SHIT TOGETHER FOREVER
>>3151261Bruh
>>3151227And it's Meisho Hachiro who overtakes at the end as a pace chaser!
>>3151226You should be proud. That's pretty damn good.
>>3151261>>>/vg/586572627Those faggots have been recruiting on /vg/ for months
Why so many posts what did you do?
Danchou needs you to find the difference between this uma and this uma.
>>3151292People dared to run f*n races, the nerve.
>>3151295Always while I sleep, curious
>>3151293Manhattan Neko
>>3151293The right is just Calstone.
>Next raceJBC Nisai YushunMombetsu 1800Pick your uma!Notable Pedigree>My Saver: Deep Impact (Sire’s Sire) >Ghibli: Stay Gold (Damsire)>Double Game: Marvelous Sunday (Damsire)>Maruka Lucas: Daiwa Major (Damsire)>Mission Fellow: Hokko Tarumae (Damsire) + Bubble Gum Fellow (Dam’s Damsire)>Wonder Marvel: Espoir City >Ikemen Monster: Orfevre (Sire’s Sire) + Agnes Digital (Damsire)>Tarumae Don: Hokko Tarumae + Agnes Tachyon (Dam’s Damsire)Notable Past Winner>Forever Young
>>3151291So it was an innocent anon who didn't know it was a club from here
>>3151297You sleep at pretty weird times
>>3151302Double the Games, Double the Fun.Though you can't Double Games the PS5.
Which way torena?
>>3151302IKEMEN MONSTER
>>3151305NO I DO NOT
>>3151302TARUMAE DON LET'S FUARKING GOOOO
>>3151302Ghibli? From Studio Ghibli?
>>3151310you're waking up at 1:00am America time, Europe's been asleep for hours and wont be up for another couple hours at leastwhat shithole you in, Thailand?
>>3151308Women need to have meat
>>3151308Tarumae is just too sexy
>>3151314No... Just Yurop but I woke up early, I wish I could contribute more during America hours, they are clearly the best hours
JBC Sprint Re-enactmentTokyo 1400 CM22 conditions (surely all the dirt milers don't just suck ass at sprint)127787161277871612778716
>>3151308I only see a stick and a woman, not really a choice.
>>3151308>Dirt STACEY vs the virgin turf runner
>>3151220SambaMainichi sambaUma uma samba Samba Samba
>>3151329I had mambo sing that oneMainichi got replaced with omatsuri
>>3151302Aureate hits lightning surge as a late surger and almost gets fucked by end closer co-efficient but holds!Aureate gets priority qualification for the Zen-Nippon Junior Yushun!
>>3151340That mother fucker came up like a bullet
>>3151268Jesus christ im tired, Ive been struggling to quoteYes, but give supplementary accel too.
why is it always only during fanruns that I get 3* blues.. shit though so it's getting glued but I've been farming a parent for a week now and still no 3*blue/2*blue with good whites
Should I backread the previous thread? Seems like it was massive
>>3151353Yuh, we had a very >fun race and the latter half of the day 2 posting
>>3151353Backreading is for chumpsRead a book instead
>>3151360Rob roy....
The most fun stuff always happens in American hours, it's so depressing, I'll have to move countries or quit
JBC Nisai YushunChukyo 1800 CM22 conditions294283112942831129428311
Anyone wanna test dirt roomas?
>>3151362Why not organize for yurohours
>>3151236Figure out what you're uma's win condition is, and see if they're in place to hit it at the start of the late race. If they are, you can see if they got blocked or just couldn't catch up. If they aren't, check your skills to see if they whiffed something important or watch the early and midrace to see if you get PDM'ed or brocked.
>>3151366There is nobody to organise with
>>3151236I don't I just click view results. Good enough for me.
Is there a chance to be spooked by helios while rolling on the v day banner, while helios' banner is also up?
>>3151367I guess the problem is that I can't figure out the win condition stuff. It's just beyond me.
>>3151376Yes but I'm not sure hoping to get spooked is the best plan
>>3151376yes
Grrrr
>missed the fun races awardtell me boobmas won
>>3151377Win condition is your late race accels, so you want your backliners to be around 5th or at least pushed up so they're sniffing the back of the pace blob, paces to be around 3, and fronts to be 1st.
>>3151363>track is perfect for red shiftWtf
>last raceJBC ClassicKanazawa 2100Pick your Uma!Notable Pedigrees>Strength: Secretariat (Sire’s Sire’s Sire’s Damsire)>Outrange: Secretariat (Sire’s Sire’s Sire’s Damsire)>Saint Honore: Maruzensky (Sire’s Dam’s Damsire) + Sakura Laurel (Dam’s Damsire)>Dante Barows: Symboli Kris S (Damsire)>Gold Gear: Zenno Rob Roy (Damsire)>Seraphic Call: Secretariat (Sire’s Sire’s Sire’s Damsire) + Manhattan Cafe (Damsrire)>Yumeno Honoo: Secretariat (Sire’s Dam’s Dam’s Damsire)>Odilon: Kitasan Black >Mangan: Agnes Tachyon (Damsire)>Wonder Dean: Deep Impact (Sire’s Sire) + Wonder Acute (Damsire)>Kazeno Runner: Kizuna + Tamamo Cross (Dam’s Damsire)Notable Past Winners>Smart Falcon x2, Wonder Acute, Hokko Tarumae, Copano Rickey x2
>>3151385Bobo won
>>3151390Honorable boobma I suppose
>>3151389>Tamamo bloodlineRare
>>3151385I recommend backreading, it was very fun. SOMEHOW BOURBON RETURNED
>>3151377Get like 4 acceleration for the track that work for your style (some are better than the others, but you'll figure it out, basically the longer it lasts and the earlier it activates the better, bonus if activation is guaranteed at the very start of laterace) and fill the rest with speed skills. That's it. You can go further than that with strategy etc but I think it's only necessary for 95% winrate or something like that.
>>3151385Bourbon won (Independent)2nd place was Taishin (Flat)3rd place was FineMo (Flat)Last place, even lower than the mobs was Biwa (ugly cow)
>>3151182Imagine being forced to name your daughter Victory Pisser?
>>3151397Why were independents allowed again and why is Bourbon not on team boob
>>3151186You should spend your uma rolls in singles. Even carats.
>>3151397fine motion is (independent)she's 79
>>3151399Tits a bit too small
>>3151399from >>3146625>flats are 75 and less + grass and vodka>cows are 90 and greater + ticket and inarigrass, vodka, ticket, and inari are also eligible. alts count as their base uma.>independents (76-89 bust) can enter but are ineligible for the finals unless they win 3+ prelimsnot sure why independents were able to enter the final
I would’ve joined der/v/ but ultimately as hot as Nishino Flower is I simply wanted to fuck Mejiros more
I don't care for Mihono Bourbon.
>>3151389wonder dean
>>3151369You know half the time yurohours get pretty active right? You just gotta be interesting and make people actually wanna stick around to post with. If you discuss stuff and have fun people stick around and the hours become more active
>>3151405Mickey mouse ahhh race
>>3151398don't be rude
>>3151389Wonder dean was in a race we saw im pretty sure
>>3151406I hope in the next life I am reborn as an Asterling
>>3151390>>3151397This is retarded, Independents NEVER win in American politics. She objectively should have been on Boob side, 90 and above is way more restrictive
The mark of my divinity, shall scar thy DNAce265978382659783826597838
>>3151397Rude. Biwa deserves to win it all.
>>3151405I considered restricting the finals but I wanted there to be some controversy since it's more fun that way. Taishin coming in second when she technically should be first was an expertly scripted outcome. Even now I am still in awe of how der/v/ manages to do it.
>>3151418Trvke. There needs to be major reforms before the next selectio-- err I mean election!
>>3151330I just can't decide how many supplements she needs. I'll probably get head on as a random hint anyways, do I really want to crush my deck with a guts card just for neck?
>>3151418Blame the FrontbrokenFirst time the race happened people were seething about Bobo so the boob size requirement was made big enough to cuck her
>>3151418Blame CROOKED DEMOFLAT REDISTRICTING
>>3151413Oh yea, he was in the Japan Dirt Derby/Classic earlier last month, this was like really early on before i started organizing all my prepwork into sheets/docs
>>3151426I knew it was the demonflats but I couldn't prove it until now. They are jealous that so many umas have big boobs so they tried to nerf us!
What inherits do I want for front/pace for dirtslop?
>>3151423I wouldn't desu, budding blossom, mummy creek and head on is more than enough
>>3151412It’s literally her name though?
>>3151430It's looking like an angling combo into plancha course if I'm not mistaken
>>3151430>frontsky and pasa>pacepasa and flower
>>3151426I blame Smart Falcon. Stupid bitch got to be on the flat ticket at 78 but my 77s weren't allowed? She's evil.
>>3151434Quick question to any knowers out there but does the opening being turf actually affect the dirtmas negatively?
Why does dober unique not work when ryan unique does
>>3151425>big enough to cuck her>can still participateIt's stupid, independents literally never win
>>3151430>FrontAngling, Plancha>PaceBudding, Plancha, maybe Shine On Tomakomai since paces are hard up for accels and it works from 4th or better.
>>3151440nope, it's just cosmetic i heard
>>3151440Purely cosmetic
>>31514196/9.GL fatigue is hitting hard eh?
>>3151441dober has to be at the very beginning of the final corner or earlier, while the accel zone starts at the end of tthe final corner
>>3151441Dober's is good when late race starts between the 3rd and the 4th corner. This tends to be on medium courses.Ryan's however only requires the late race to be on any corner and at any point on the corner, but you must be in 6th. Dober's is more generous allowing you to be in 5th and 6th, but it's more exclusive.
>1-4>0-5>4-1>1-4
>>3151441The start of corner 4 is before the accel zone.
>>3151388surprise, red shift isn't only for 2400m tracks
>>3151449>>3151450>>3151453Thanks for the quick response! Just trying to figure out how to make a dirt dober
>>3151438Demoflats pandering to shitty dirter voting blocks doesnt win elections, shocking
>>3151456Dober will whiff her accel way too early before late race so it unfortunately wont do anything. You'll want Ryan's pump, leap forward/lightning surge from ruby, nimble nav, on your left, and you could even gamble on nishino's accel if you expect to be really far up (3rd,4th)
>>3151419DAMN I thought i had that566074745660747456607474
>>3151448To be fair, you didn't specify dirt or sprint, but also both yea, I'm done with this scenario so I don't think I'm revising this team unless I decide to knock out a quick Taiki to replace Falco, and I also have seen the front wars play out enough to see how it's gonna go and I'm just gonna hope that I don't get a monster front in the finals or that Digi can cover like this time>>3151470https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=SSG039QFNpWV0ph5Gv4VFZ65
>>3151434>>3151436>>3151443God I hate the Pasa mines but I guess I have to
>>3151473I feel that, im feeling some of the GL burnout. I will shit out the bare minimum to win a plat then flatline to recover i forgot to steal the cheeru borrow, mind sharing?
>>3151389And Outrange stays true to his name and gaps everyone!(also holy inbreeding)
>>3151477There's a couple of better ones that were full when I tried to borrow them, but they were like 6* stamina which is more then I needed since I used stam grandparents to make my parent so I didn't want to wait for them to clear slots, especially since my parent had spurt and sharp step hints.523110943616
>>3151470What the FUCK is she doing here831519498315194983151949Last since im sleepy
37/60 for 61% overallold rice 0/15cafe 1/25. After Qualifying Day 1 I just wanted to get her 1 win and she pulled it off on the final race of day 2Scarlet 8/60King 19/60new rice 9/20I really want a CM win with OG scarlet but it's not looking likely unless I pump out a run as godly as the rice rebuild was.
>Does the chicken dance in your direction
>>3151489Fuku in gate 7!
>>3151494
>>3151493Whats the secret sauce for the rice
>>3151497Controversial but falco in this outfit is a top 3 sexy uma in the game
>>3151495
>>3151489>fukuholy shit i kneel
>>31514896/9
How the fuck do you guys already have aces? Do you not need to use the five borrows a day?
>>3151514likely reusing old parents, some are even reheating old aces. Some finished sprint a while ago and have had nothing to do. Me I'm in no rush to make dirt aces. Maybe this week I'll get started
>>3151514I can't be assed to tryhard for dirt, so I'm reusing my old Taiki that won CM18I also hit an okay-ish end Digi pretty early, so as long as I can get group A finals, I'm satisfied
sususuka!
>>3151489Oh man this time I jobbed im surprised, ill be back later with improved aces.Thanks for coming!
JBC classicTokyo 2100 CM22 conditions742995927429959274299592
>>3151514I have been making parents for like 2 to 3 weeks because I've been consistently ahead of schedule and don't care enough about Sprint or Dirt to go fishing for the perfect run but instead just something that hit all the required skills and then distance S. Now it's time to be lazy and start auto'ing parents for CM23
>>3151514I got lucky enough on my Taiki (she's a bit of a powerlet) but the Acute took a few days due to GL and spark rng fucking me. Not going grind out better ones though, I'd rather take it easy with just making a good backliner and calling it good enough.I was also finished with my sprint aces for weeks already so there isn't much else to do.
re-enactments won't be run until very later on
>>3151500It's not controversial
>>3151524Oh man this is just like CM10
>>3151499I finally got a 9* parent and changed to borrowing another 9* parent. That solved my low power problem.Gave up on trying to skimp by with an SR wit and use my borrow for another gold skill and just went with Teio wit as the maximum stat stick. That mostly solved my low wit problemGot great skill hints from all sources - card hints, shop hints, inspirationsGot Fast Learner and unlike every other FL run i've got in grand live, its the first one that didn't immediately downward spiral.Finished every event except Tachyon, but I had enough SP to buy all 4 double circle generics which gives her really consistent velo across the whole race.
Meanwhile I gotta redo 2/3 Sprint Aces because they suck fucking dick
Trump's gestapo is literally torturing Super Creek, but /uma/ doesn't care. Nice uma "fans".
>/uma/
>>3151547Post em
What did she mean by this?
>1260 effective wit>brought Restraint>still rushedWhat's the point then?
>>3151568luckmaxxing
>>3151555"People" with both threads open are the worst thing to ever happen, just choose one and stay there
>>3151568never go inside a casino
>>3151567She says a lot of odd things, here is what she says when she wins the hot springs ticketsWhat bridge does she mean?
>>3151572It's the retard that posts the same shitpost in both generals
Anyone else notice an uptick in Hayaheads lately?
>>3151580My danchou is working over time...Wait, are you implying her head is abnormally large?
>>3150252EXCUSE ME I DO ALL 5 BORROW RUNS AND EVEN EXTRA FAN RUNS ON ACE MAKING DAYS SINCE THEY HAVE LOW FAN YIELDS TT SUCKS ASS AND I WILL NOT EVER DO MORE THAN ONE A DAY, BITE ME.
>>3151582Same, fuck Team Trials
>>3151580I've always been here but I usually don't bring her up because I don't like lustposting and there's that FAGGOT who calls her ugly every time and I'm tired of dealing with it.
>>3151582 >>3151585I do as many as I need to get to the third daily store unlock.Or as many as I need to fill out the event.Nothing more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSBQmaxu9p0
Unless you have some card that people borrow a lot TT is the main source of FP and you have to race there to get them.
>>3151594>uma borrows aren't the main source of FPThis is fucking bullshit
>>3151594I have 110k fp, who gives a shit about that currency beyond the monthly books?
>>3151595Uma borrows just gives CP no?
>>3151599I don't know what they give, but it's bullshit we aren't given a noticeable amount of FP for it.>>3151598The only truly free source of monthly tickets.
>>3151598I have over 460k fp you could be in trouble if they give us better things to buy
>>3151595If you get 900k score average (mostly likely more than that if you retain reliably) racing 10 times give you 900 FP daily. How much FP do you get daily from borrows?
>>3151600>20k for one ticket once a month for each trainee and cardI'm not busting my balls for 12 uma rolls and 12 card rolls a year.
>>3151553She's pretty fun. We were nearby to each other at the popup shop line all saturday. Sunday at trackside she was googoo babying people all day - softspoken personal attention, petting, pinching cheeks, saying lines that turn you into a smiling idiot like saying she's proud of you or asking who's a good trainer, etc. She was really good at playing the role. It's a shame about her immigration status. I hope it resolves in her favor. I'd love to see her again at cons in the future.
>>3151605I'm like 98% sure I don't get any, that's why I went "this is bullshit." One of these is a lot harder to do than the other.
Which one?
>>3151613Speed
>>3151613wit
>>3151613Wit; you will overcap naturally with 3 strong speed cards on Falco without even buying the +speed songs, you will struggle more with Wit, especially when dragging Bobo
>>3151610>she>her
>>3151603>better things to buyjust opened up my JP uma (that i really only use to datamine)here's what's in the shop now that wasn't there before>the old half and full anniversary poverty SSRs,and that's it
>>3151613Take wits. You have 2 low priority wits cards. them aligning is way less common than getting a double speed rainbow, and with bobo's low wit output you're gonna need to frontload it so you don't get lowballed by the end of senior.
>>3151626Are they any good?
>>3151613Wit easily
>>3151631>1st-3rd (maybe 4th) anniversary event poverty cards in modern JP umamusumesomething tells me no
>>3151610>It's a shame about her immigration statusHe was here to avoid trouble with the Singaporean officials over alleged pedophilia. I want him tried in court, and only allowed back if he's proven innocent-and given how many people have come forward over his behavior, I suspect he's not coming back.God damn it, my tax dollars went to his HRT, didn't they.
>>3151631>>3151636also this is a catch up mechanic for those who missed the initial events instead of actually being intended for purchase
>>3151625just a courtesy I extend to people i've met.>>3151640shame. hope it turns out to be a nothingburger smear campaign or something. I'll have to occasionally keep tabs on the trial procedings should that come to pass.
>>3151646can i get an uma analogy
>>3151646I hate fish and fishing though
>>3151652>Love carrots, but love farming even more.>Love sparks, but love looping even more.
>>3151650Well, on the bright side, Singapore does punish false accusations. Saying you thought you saw someone doing something won't get you punished IIRC, but accusing someone of grooming you and pushing you to do sexual acts for their pleasure absolutely WILL if it turns out they're fabricated. Retribution is coming either way.
>>3151655>Love sparks, but love looping even more.Nobody says this
>>3151659>Love oshis, but love cheeky tenners even more.
>>3151655>love Tomakomai, but love shilling even more.
>>3151553I voted for this!
>>3151610>She's
Phew, I made it
>>3151610>She
>>3151652>Love horses but love horsing around even more
>>3151610>I think it's ok that this sexual predator fled their home country to escape prosecution and abused the American welfare system for their perverted dick chopping surgery because he made goo goo baby jokes and plays the same phone game I doGood bait.
>>3151610>She/v/ma has fallen
slow night eh?
>>3151688We're all tense from having to endure NNN
>>3151692What's hard to endure about Nice Nature November?
>>3151695Neicha is NOT that big.
>>3151677Nevermind, NOW I made it, can't wait for third place!
>NNNWhat's the point of this shit?
>>3151697She can be if you just believe!
>>3151702Exercise of self-control. Proving it's not just a "I can quit any time" situation.
>>3151611It's not that hard to hit race button 10 times. Sure it's a waste of time, but you're already playing a gacha game and post about it on 4chan it's not that valuable.
>>3151688It's daytime
>>3151705I meant from people borrowing my parent, dumbass. I hit the TT button anywhere from 1-7 times a day. I just do however many I need to in order to get the daily store unlocks(or if there's an event ongoing.)
>>3151702Nobody actually does this
>>3151650kys faggot
>>3151715I'm attempting to because last time I tried it I failed 16 days in.
>>3151719you first virgin
>>3151725I'm not the one calling an ugly rapist that cut his dick off a "she", you're brown and retarded, not even human, you should embrace the rope, faggot>virginI bet you lost your ass virgin to that hideous ching chong pervert so that can also count as not a virgin anymore
>>3151730nice fairy tail virgin.
Holy melty
/pol/ma
>>3151732ywnbaw, fag
Its like we never really left /v/, huh
>>3151737Home is where you are the happiest
>>3151695I genuinely lost NNN to NN. Didn't even realize about the coincidence until someone pointed it out. Funny!https://e-hentai.org/g/4268553/5336f81e01/
https://news.netkeiba.com/?pid=news_view&no=347697Wilson Tesoro (7-year-old male, trained by Noboru Takagi at Miho Training Center, sired by Kitasan Black), who finished second in the JBC Sprint (Jpn1) on November 3rd, will make his final race in the Champions Cup (G1) on December 6th at Chukyo Racecourse, 1800 meters on dirt. This was announced by his trainer, Takagi.
Aaaanyways, guess what her second alt is gonna be shame we didn't get the shakerock outfit
This entire subject is, at best, only tangentially uma related and only being posted here in the first place because it's guaranteed replies.No matter what you think about it, all of you are fucking morons for even engaging with thinly veiled off-topic /pol/ shit.
>>3151737The anon just going ultra aggressive about it reeks of projection but nobody should have to play into the delusions of the mentally ill.
>>3151745Yeah, I realized a little too late. Wish I could delete my posts after 30 minutes.
>>3151740Should have failed it with the rape one
>>3151755
>Wake up >Bobo won the fun raceWell la dee la I guess I should have submitted Xogger then acted like a smug faggot about it. "YOU DON'T GET IT BRO I'M LE INDEPENEDANT BRO WHO CARES ABOUT THE THEME BRO LONG LIVE LE QUEEN BRO 1010101"Anyways the faggot that did it, eat a dick, these races are to give the spotlight to other umas, not to your uber meta wife for the Nth time. Fag.Now that I said it, I'll go have my nigga moment outside of the threads. brb.
>>3151759
>>3151759>Wife is older than meHot
>>3151737You can take the retards out of /v/, but not the /v/ out of the retards.
>>3151762
>>3151763who's your wife?
>>3151766>wife is only 4 years oldI'm never visiting Singapore!
>>3151768salute, Mohamed-sama
>>3151759>Wife is the same age as meMakes me wish I had a high school sweetheart.
>>3151762>Wife is 4 years older than meAy caramba
>>3151767
>>3151755I forgot speed was from the 60s I guess them being NPC jail makes a bit more sense.
>>3151766>a ten year old is dressing like thisGuess that also explains her taste in butt ugly shoes
>>3151789>DUDE MILE LMAO
>>3151761It was a Robo Bobo not a Choco Bobo neigha
>>3151350Fanrun at least got those affinity covered. I keep getting *3 blues on ace run that always make me mad.
>>3151789too old for der/v/
>>3151825The average der/v/ bust preference was estimated yesterday and it's bigger (and sluttier) than Oy Neigh>>3149170
>>3151271Okay, which Natie is better as an ace tho? I am kinda leaning towards Slutty Natie because she has NSM but I am unsure
Is that a fucking blackberry?
>>3151846It must be cheerleader, Asides from debuffing how would Base Nature be better as an ace
damn i didn't realize all the jbc races ran on a tuesday
>Always pick highest opponent in TT>struggle to get a good score>pick the middle option once because of guaranteed rewards>instantly clear 1.05mNaruhodo, I've been playing wrong this whole time
You don't need to know moonrunes to understand this one.
>>3151853absolute classic
>>3151553>>3151610Did you get lost on the way to resetera/gcj? We don't like autogynephiliac pedophiles here, btw.also what is it with singapore and pedo refugees trying to claim asylum here? amos yee a few years ago now this "clara" guy
I like carrots and flowers with salsa roja
>>3151848and acute has a flip phone lol
>>3151870It makes sense for old fashioned Acute to have a flip phone, but Tran-chan is supposed to be tech savvy
>>3151848She's autistic and prefers the tactile feel of real buttons instead of a soulless touchscreen
>>3151866-ACK!
>>3151848My enduring memory of the blackberry is the London riots
>>3151846>>3151849We may have GM and evo skills before the 30th, which would give OG a powerful midrace latesurger velocity, and cheer absolutely nothing for arima.
What's the best race?
>>3151879Anon, we have the november schedule, GM isn't coming this month
>>3151881For me it's Shetland Ponies.
>>3151882There's a giant gap at the end of the month with zero content. You can put two and two together.
>>3151881This question can have many answers
REMINDER TO DO THE FOLLOWING RACES BEFORE RESET. EVERY PENNY COUNTS NOWKeio Hai Junior Stakes (Turn 21, Junior Class, Early Nov, G2, Turf, Short)Daily Hai Junior Stakes (Turn 21, Junior Class, Early Nov, G2, Turf, Mile)
>>3151873To be fair, I'm tech savy and I prefer my old tech over the newer stuff sometimes. It's reliable shit and comfortable to use.
>>3151887What this mean?
>>3151899G1 missions
>>3151879What makes people think we'll be getting evo skills soon?
>>3151873she doesn't want that telemtry shit the new phones have
How braindead do you have to be to think any of the heavily yuri-coded umas like fuji, digitan, sirius, helios, ardan, chiyo, daiwa, uokka, laurel etc. would want anything to do with a male? Cygames is happy to accept your money, but none of those characters would ever have a male trainer based on how they're written
>>3151881arima kinen
Achoo
Turning your retarded gay trainee straight with the power of nakadashi is not entirely without merit.
>>3151908Helios would be on her knees for ten seconds, begging me to use my cock on hers and Rubys pussy to properly satisfy themLesbian "sex" is just foreplay after all
Already ran out of Stam>-194Fucking pathetic
>>3151920Even though I agree since I also find yuri hot, since I imagine the two girls going ham on my dick instead, you are responding to a mentally ill spammer that literally posts the same drivel, every single day, on every single uma thread in this site, and has been doing it for like a year. I know schizo gets thrown a lot, but that is a genuine, bona fide, mentally ill schizo. Don't respond to "it"
>>3151920>had to reply to it awardCongrats, retard
>>3151899Those races have stars on em.
>>3151940No they don't, its just Ashai Hai now, they are for special mission
>>3151887Thanks Tamamo Cross, wuv you
>>3151942Ah, damn.
>>3151940No you just get 150 carats per batch of missions, with how many umas and cards are coming you need all of those
>it's another day I wasted 3 hours browsing 4chan and shitposting than drawanI wanna glue myself
Wake up everyone it's time to start the daily clubposting discussion
>>3151959Hmmm no, crab boiling
>>3151967My pincers will hurt you
>>3151959starASTERstar is dropping out of A
>1-4>0-5>1-4>3-2Truly is a casino world
SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA UMA SAMBA
>>3151990ITS "MAINICHI SAMBA, UMA UMA SAMBA, SAMBA SAMBA" YOU TROGLODYTE
I can't believe it took me this long to start using debuffers in sprintsloppa I've won so many dead heats in round 2 so far
>>3151762For me, it's 2003.
Tried GM for the first time without Throne. I should try for more red buffs for end of year races, but I can see UF6+ being possible if I had actual SSRs.
>>3151998Red buffs?
>>3151990The dance is so fucking cute
>>3151397>>3151399>>3151401>>3151405>>3151421Wtf is this shit? Who certified these results? Why didn't anyone stop this? Scarlet really is #StillMyPresident
>>3152004The midterms don't change the president right? I don't understand American politics
>>3152001Buff from Darley Arabian. She gives you 50 energy + max mood + 35% race bonus and buffs every facility to Lv6.
Fatwa...
>>3152010Damn, what do others do?
>>3151759'93 is surprisingly sparse.
>>3152012That's no shape for an athlete to be in, who trained this Daiwa?
>>3152014>Godolphin Barb (Blue): Every support card on the same training facility will give a skill hint (you will receive one hint from each card on the training, not only one hint total) and a small amount of extra stats and skill points. The chance/effect of after-training support events for friend and group cards is increased.>Byerley Turk (Yellow): Every support card will trigger Friendship Training, no matter their bond level or card type / current facility (e.g. a power card with a green bond on guts will still trigger a rainbow)
>>3152020Piers Brosnan
>>3152024I knew it...
>>3152023This sounds too good to be true...
>>3151998We're getting to UD on a highroll, Tachyon/sMaru/Fine/Ramonu and an actual guts or power card and you'll end up with a really good statline
>>3152012Fatka...
>>3151959What happens in veemers?
>>3152037lots of nukes
>>3152032The bad news is that it'll take you 4-8 turns to get a buff, and potentially a few more to actually use it.
test
>>3152049Did it work little Gomshi?
>>3152046Eh, I can live with that, I think
>>3152035>Fatka
>>3151399The anon that ran her is an attention hog that doesn't wants to give the spotlight to anyone else. We must look at his meta wife win again even in the >fun race. Yippie!
>>3152060I am now interested in training Vodka
>>3152033>UD GM aceNever heard of this before, where'd you see one?
>>3152054Yeppers!
>Visit /twg/ on /g/ for career advice >Someone is Chrono posting Fuck off I want to bitch about jeets not remember horse girls.
>>3152076CULTURALFENOMENO
>>3152076Do your fucking fan runs bitch
>>3152076You can queue another fan run.
>>3152076It's umazing how far reaching uma is on 4chan
>>3152065Considering a high roll on GL is like UF4/5 in GM where you can get a better stat spread it's not too far fetched
>>3152060Vodka would be more popular if she looked like this.
alright what are the inherits for lates for the next Dirt CM?
>>3152047Blonde hair and red eyes is a good combo
>>3152101>lates(a parent with end sparks),Kingu and Ryan, the usual velo skills like Ogurin/Brian.
>>3152094Not even close.
>>3152107Pump sucks I don't want it even if it works.Does MPB work?
>>3152094My highrolls in GL are UG9
>>3152112>Does MPB work?nope
>>3152112Noppers, it's only pump and tracen cheer. Backliners can use leap foward or Ruby power, lates have OYL and ends got the new sweepy wit card for additional accels
>the new sweepy wit cardI'd rather have my balls dragged through rusty nails than use that shit
no fat bitches
>>3152121Why? It's a decent card.
>>3152127
>>3152127I like my Umas with some meat on their bones
>>3152007It changes the legisture but not the executive
>>3151720Well I failed just now so godspeed
NNN is just redditors' ramadan
>>3152136The only people who give a shit about this are cumbrains who get a panic attack at the thought of not jerking off for a month.
>>3152136I lasted 2 days lel
>>3152136besides from work I just drive around in my car, don't have time to be a porn addict really
>>3151887>just scheduled last auto run before daily reset>forgot to include themit's dober for me, I'm bricked...
>>3152138>>3152144must be tough to have a dick that doesn't work
>>3151702There are people in the world who can't look at a woman without feeling the compulsive need to jerk off. As the other anon said, it's an exercise of self control, and pushing back against that just to prove you can do whatever you want anytime you want kinda misses the point completely and shows you have no real respect for yourself. Take this with a grain of salt because I don't jerk off at all. It's a waste of time in my point of view
>>3152148I have a wife, son, I don't have to jerk off like you
>>3152135sex variation
>>3152146they are junior year you can still make it
What inherits are needed for ends next CM aside from pump?
>>3152151>normalfags posting in my 4chinzjanny, nuke this guy
Dirt till reset32927957
>>3152136I did an equivalent before since I was out of the country but legit it gets easier after you pass the month, my mood was always up and life actually felt great that time. Went downhill again after nut
>>31521613/9
>>3151787everyone older than maru is npc jailed
not joining a rabiposter room
>>3152172You don't even join rooms in the first place
Didn't hit spurt.Top is better atm right?
>2 days
>>3152161>>3152170Nobody joinedBeat the randoms
>even using vpn now doesn't show the adult content on XAIEEEEE
>>3152178That Agnes Digital was mine....
>>3152180You need to set your birthday now
>>3152181Oh I made it public before you joined and I don't recognise the club so I thought you were a randoHere's the haku if you want ithttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ajASIoqxomr7hAf6-Dyqf1qN
>>3152187THIS NEIGHA'S A RANDO
>>3152183neigha, I'm 34, and I have been using that setting for years.
>>3152187Surprised my Falcon put in work since it was from another CM. Thinking about which pace to use. Agnes Digital looks okay.
>>3152195GIVE THE MEGACORPO YOUR DATA NOW YOU STUPID GOYIM
>>3152196The Falco is too much of a Stamlet if you're considering reusing her
>>3152204I think plushie Ai is the cutest thing ever
GUESS WHAT
>>3152184You just know whoever made it was a secondary, if he were a real one he would've used an actual donkey uma like Ayabe or Rob
Help me /v/ma>wait for a year for Laurel's release thinking she will be the one>anon reveals that Laurel only likes girls sexually/romantically (Brian in game, her female trainer in Star Blossom)>lose all will to playShould I just switch to Wow Forever and never log in again?
>>3152205Nah. Just a stand in. Doesn't even have the right greens.
>>3152210Look at her fanart and ask yourself why there is so much art of her locking you both in a room
>>3152210You now know why the shitposter kept targeting her with yuri posts
>>3152210she can't keep getting away with it...
>>3152215>>3152217AngledxSchemed
>>3152217anon that is the shitposter
>>3152210You need to buy space on advertising billboards to demand cygames change this for global (and global only)
>>3152210She is in the top 3 trainer fuckers in the game
>>3152210I'M DUMB SHE'S A LESBIANI THOUGHT I HAD FOUND THE ONEWE WERE GOOD AS MARRIED IN MY MINDBUT MARRIED IN MY MIND IS NOT LOOKIN GOOOOD
>>3152229GODDAMN IT
>>3152227I'm not any of them.I know it's the shitposter. But I don't care. I want anyone that harbors the slightest dobut and that ends up reading the replies, to know that Sakura Laurel is the #1 trainer fucker/rapist in the game.
You retards are so fucking easy to bait, it's honestly embarrassing
>>3152241It's the fault of the CBposter for not reminding us to ignore bait please.
>>3152237least sensitive laurelcel lmao
Make sure to avoid the Arima Kinen in your fan runs so you don't get any Teio star pieces!
>>3152241I took it on purpose. Not for the shitposter. Not for honor. But for (You).
>>3152237Carry on then.
sakura laurel will never rape brian on my watch
>>3152249can´t, already have herand somehow i can unlock the OG
>>3152241I give him (You)s on purpose so he shitposts here instead of on /vg/
>>3152253Let's see your cm20 plat big boy
>implying the shitposter didn't enter his samefagging mode (again) because nobody gave him enough attention
>>3152255I do the same there
>>3152256barbin won that for me. I don't change my team in the middle of a cm.
What if you don't give him (you)s on both boards?
SUZUBROS
Do i go with Digitan+two Pacers or Digitan+two Fronts for the next CM? Which is the stronger comp?
>>3152271DigitanRickyFalconStrongest comp
>>3152264This seems illegal
Okay sprint casino is just stupid. Had a heart attack with a 5 loss round followed by a 5 win round.
making a dirt ace has been a pretty awful time so far, any tips? I'm using kita-maru-(borrowed)taiki/barbin-finemo/lh and I think I'm just not doing something right. by the end of these runs, I only have enough points to get all the golds (about 6), groundwork and greens, and nothing else.
>>3152178I could've joined but I was sleeping fuck
With anni soon(tm) upon us, barring any spooks until then, who are you planning to use your paid Uma selectors on? I'm strongly considering King Halo and maybe Chiyono-o or Bamboo
>>3152274I don't have Rickbert otherwise i wouldn't be asking that question.
>>3152264
Why is Digitan suddenly so strong?
>suddenly
>>3152282I plan on not being a piggy that rewards kiked up gambling in video games.
>>3152278You don't have SP bonus cards, that's just how it works for tachyon-less fronts.
>>3152283Then pace I guess
>>3152286Natural Dirt runner with B in end closer.
Just read the most degenerate shit in my club chat
>>3152286>Suddenly
>>3152300Someone sent the Creek sticker?
>>3152282I don't spend any money on this game because that would massively cheapen my victories.
>>3152264Garage kit or actual figgie?
>>3152291well I mean that's kinda secondary than the fact that my stats don't even look good. I don't think I'm used to a character with 0% wit growth.
>>3152304Much, MUCH worse.
>>3152300not looking good for /v/mapyoi...
>>3152286>golden uma stan>some growth in speed>A Dirt B End>Wet Conditions>hints for useful generics>unique skill's conditions are "If End Closer == Activate">This is the front and end CMtruly a mystery
>>3152286There's an anon here with like 4 or 5 digi plats. She's always been good. But on Dirt she has a gold accel and gold Uma Stan so she's particularly nasty there.
>>3152289>>3152303I never saw her get much use until now, is her ult good on this track or something?
>>3152282Ayabe and probably Nishino DeFlower.
>>3152311Does ASTER like Mejiro Ryan?
I'm gonna crash out
>Pink inspo chance on 6* sparks is like 10% even while affinitymaxxing. So you're just supposed to give up on distance S if you're mutating for dirtsloppa? I'd be better off running fucking base Urara at that point.
>>3152151right, and if she's "not in the mood" or "has a headache"? assuming you are in a western country where you have no traditional rights and authority of a husband, you can't do shit.
>>3152319Your dirt sparks have to be on the GPs and you need as many distance pinks on the parents as possible. Mutating pretty much requires 6* parent pinks and 12* dirt/turf GPs
>>3152319That doesn't sound right
>>3152319that's why it's called dirtsloppa
>>3152315Digi's actually been a really strong option for a pretty long time, super stan + her ult as an end closer is a super strong combination.
Todd announced a new jpeg. Thoughts?
>>3152317obviouslywhere else would you find that post
>>3152311I think I'm going to throw up.Imagine wanting to hold hands with THIS.
>>3152317No. They're fake Mejiro fans.
>>3152330morrowind was the first and last good bethesda game
>>3152330Sauce? Not surprised if it's real that one was expected.
>>3152278Which Smart Falcon is better? Pink or yellow?
>>3152339>Sauce?Doritoman is talking about itWhat the hell is Sentinel?
>>3152330Got leaked a few days ago at least so I no strong feelings one way or the other. This game will likely be complete dog shit though, every single Bethesda game just keeps getting worse than the last one, and God knows I don't have to tell you how fucking shit Starfield is.
>>3152339
>>3152341Pink. She's amazing for contesting/holding the lead.Yellow Falco is a good solo front but those lobbies will be rare for dirtslop due to Rickey.
>>3152325Your chart is cumulative chance and anon's is individual parent. You're flipping 5-10% coins multiple times, cumulative chance is decent but individual chance is low so it's still very easy to get fucked by rng.
>>3152343I don't understand how they company keeps making so many bad games in a row, or how they stay profitable
>>3152341I believe SSJ Falcon is slightly better
>>3152241We’ve cultivated an environment where low-effort bait gets endless attention, discussions are constantly derailed by trivial arguments, and overly rigid policing kills any genuine fun or organic conversation. On top of that, unhelpful or bad advice is routine, and unnecessary drama is manufactured daily. Then people wonder why so many former active, valuable contributors have simply stopped posting. We unironically need to be better toreinas.
this game really needs a mesugaki
>>3152349I've joked in the past to my friends about the only way ES6 is actually good is if it's basically just barely as good as Skyrim which would at the very least make it look infinitely better than Starfield and Fallout 4/76. >or how they stay profitableNostalgia. I think a shit Elder Scrolls will probably tank them though, especially with it supposedly being Godd Howard's last game.
>>3152359A brown mesugaki to be precise. Preferably just take Kuro and make her an Uma.
>>3152357Past few days have been great, slowly going back :]
>>3152326>>3152323A-augh... I can feel myself turning into... some kind of marine arthropod... >>3152325Hmm, I'm at work so I can't check rn but I looked at my own 20 G1 schedule 6* mile parents on uma.moe and it was showing <20% chance. Which tool do you use?
Apparently wuvs only you is coming to the us to be a broodmare
>>3152333Is this sarcasm?
>>3152368when do I get a turn with her
>>3152362It's crazy to me because I vividly remember F76 being a disaster down to the moldy helmets and it somehow still has a cult following to this day that argues it's good, I thought I was going mad
>>3152370Are you a horse
>>3152367I think you might've checked the chances per inheritance rather than the overall proc chance
>>3152369Unprotected h*nd h*lding, h*gs and c*ddling!
>>3152371To be perfectly fair despite the disastrous launch they did put in a fair bit of work and made it fun enough of a game to play with friends at least.
What career am I reading next?
>>3152342>What the hell is Sentinel?Not sure if you are asking lorewise but it's confirmed now that it's taking place in Hammerfell.
I need this outfit on global NOW
>>3152377Bright
>>3152369Of course it's not sarcasm. I mean just look how not cute she is.
>>3152378>lorewiseYeah, I figured it was Hammerfell I just have no clue what Sentinel means lol
If the new Elder Scrolls isn't good™after twenty years of waiting i'm firebombing Bethesda.
>>3152377A lot of these are great, I recommend brighto, jordan or machan
>>3152377Machan, of course
>>3152385Be honest, what's the last Bethesda game you enjoyed?
>>3152385If you read the leak, you know there's nothing to look forward to anymore.
>>3152383Ryan is so cute. I want to play dress up with her.
>>3152384>I just have no clue what Sentinel means lolIt's a type of guard/guardian. It can also mean a watchtower. The first thing that comes to mind when i think about Hammerfell+Sentinel is some time of ancient order that guards some ancient secret in a tomb or something.
Can you faggots stop trying to recruit on /uma/
>>3152385Skyrim was dogshit so why would you expect the next one to be good?
Is Mile Maven required for fronts next cm? Not being able to run Tachyon for the sp and song points sounds like a terrible experience.
>>3152375You should practice safe s*x
>>3152384>>3152394Sentinel is apparently an area within Hammerfell. It would be like if they called ESIV: Kvatch or something.
>>3152391Skyrim, Oblivion Remake,TEOS online was good enough in a methadone sense to get a fix after fiending for more Elder Scrolls. I don't really care that much for their other titles.
>>3152395We aren't breh
>>3152381>>3152389>>3152390Bright sounds good, thank you.
>>3152399>Sentinel is apparently an area within HammerfellOh yeah i completely forgot about that.>It would be like if they called ESIV: KvatchThat makes it sound like a red herring. The area might play a role but there might be something about guarding the big mcguffin.
Has no one here played Daggerfall? Sentinel was one of the main factions there.
>>3152403>>>/vg/586614947This faggot has been shilling one of your clubs to everybody looking for an A club since the monthly reset
HOLY SHIT TURN ON THE TV, DOESN'T MATTER WHICH CHANNEL THEY ANNOUNCED NEW SKYRIM GAME
>>3152395>>3152412Genuinely no one is trying that. I think it's one of the usual drama addicts trying to make us fight. Notice how he picked the club that last made a """mistake""" here (der/v/ kicking a sash requester), he was trying all weekend to shame their danchou into resigning, and now keeps posting in your board about der/v/ too.I know you have a club shitposting instigator problem. He probably got bored with the usual club dramaslop there and is trying a new approach.Anyways, do not bite, no one here is trying to recruit there.
>>3152412Oh, well. Its not something >we like to do. Hopefully danchou reads this soon and tells his guys to not do it.
>>3152414Who cares. You are Todd's new slop?
>>3152412Yeah I have no idea who that is and Danchou hasn't responded yet to me talking about some guy posting his id in /vg/t.from Der/v/
>>3152414
>>3152397Yuh you want your golds from cards to be>Prof>Conc>TTL>MM>Top Runner >SYL
>>3152406fuck you
Where are the Uma Skyrim mods
>>3152422I wonder if it would be viable to sub out Kitasan and replace Finemo with Teio Wit, too bad I only have 0LB Taiki and Teio
>>3152330Can't wait for paid mod dlc :---)Also watched some videos of stuff hidden in the creation kit and it's clear a lot of underused mechanics and gimmicks in skyrim were done by a few passionate developers. Idk if they can even reach that level of "polish" now, or not obfuscate it with procedural gen instead of a handcrafted world.>>3152339https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFu8t9735IY
>>3152423You don't need to be rude. It was a 2/2 split but Bright was faster.
>>3152411I played Daggerfall for all of about three hours and got filtered.
>>3152412I can guarantee we are not responsible for this
>>3152397mile maven and tachyon's sp bonus are both more valuable than professor
>>3152438You can get around 4000-4500 effective SP on a good run and get prof tho. Its worth it
>controls /v/ma from the shadows>too afraid to venture in the other boardHave we finally found their weakness?
Machan should be forgotten
>>3152418>>3152415>>3152437He said he has /uma/ in his profile so it's probably this fagg0t>>>/vg/586616078
>>3152425Dunno, but I found FO4 uma mods on some korean site thanks to an anon here. I only got a couple of race outfits, but they look wrong on any npc except the anime race i guess
>>3152411How is the sex mod scene there?
>>3152448Hey don't doxx the dude, let their danchou handle it. Either way, we shouldn't recruit over there. That is something we can all agree on.
>>3152448No need to doxx man ._.
>>3152453Yeah don't doxx the guy man. Clubs can handle their own affairs.
>>3152453>>3152460>>3152461How the fuck am I supposed to tell you who it is without doxxing him neighas? You want me to add your Danchou on Discord and send him a DM?It's probably him so tell him to stop being a retard. We have our own A clubs that need members
>>3152433Hmph! It's not like I want you to read Machan or something, baka!
>>3152433Bright being fast, something is off..
Bright is sexier than Machan anyway
There is no way Bright is sexy
>>3152282Inari for end looping on dirt since i didn't pick oguri... but i don't know which inari to go for.
mejiro bright more like mejiro blight
so anyway what are the implications of bobos illegal midterm victory? is this being contested?
>>3152481>>3152481Oh yeah?
>>3152490Bobo is addicted to being in office, bitch just wont stop being elected
>>3152494I thought she was picking her butt from the thumbnail
>>3152490The general sentiment is its a mickey mouse ahh raceshould have just restricted the entries, if you wanna be cheeky allow debuffers too
>>3152490the technocratical elites won, it's fucking dober, coup d'etat NOW
>>3152494I changed my mind
I wuv oshi PVP but I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER oshi a weak uma
>>3152490mihono bourbon is the peter thiel of umamusume. it was a premonition for the future of the united states.
>>3152490Idk I'm not American, idk what the midterms are or do
>>3152497The room didn't even fill. Restricted entries is too restrictive. Maybe it can be a 9 uma lobby next time but then people will complain that the lobby filled and they couldn't join
One of our guys in /v/ma (the club) is leaving for only a single month due to personal reasons, with the intention of coming back.Issue is, we were discussing pushing up to A+ this month.What would you guys do? Should I fill in the slot or just keep it open for him?
>>3152501This but unironically. I like my wife because her real life counterpart is so strong and cool.
>>3152507Id personally fill in the slot if I were you. No guarantees, and that anon can always go to one of the other clubs
I love Nunity.
>>3152506should have kept it open for longer then neighait started way too early and literally cut off a doto that was in the process of being speedrun.just letting anyone in for the memes totally defeats the purpose of the past four races
>>3152469Very in character actually.
>>3152507feell eet
>>3152507If it's personal reasons idk why he would even leave, it's perfectly justified
>>3152495I'll be honest the anon that entered her was a massive faggot that does not want to play ball. I know he's strong, but just enter one of the valid contestants instead of your meme meta wife. Is it really that hard?Next time I see a >fun race I'll just enter Xogger. Is that what he wants? Just fucking metaslop who the fuck cares about anything loool just do whatever you want lololol look at my wife for the Nth time lmaooooo.Yes I am salty because I was looking forward to it.faggot.
>>3152507I think the best course of action in this difficult situation is to disband
>>3152514it is pretty on brand though tbf
>>3152520I mean, just saying I found it funny how she quite literally got assassinated and rebuilt stronger. Its all on how you frame it
>>3152512Genuinely the best scenario right now. Its so relaxing.
>>3152519Yeah the guy said that there would be no hard feelings if it got filled but I still can't help but feel a bit bad leaving him homeless when he returns.
>>3152520Kinda agree desu
>>3152507Unless he decided to permanently quit, then no anon left behind
Speaking of Mile Maven. I still have my 1.5 selector so can get LB1 Taiki speed. Should I do it so I can drop KSB for a Teio wit borrow?
>>3152507Imo fill it. He can rejoin later when there's another opening. Or he can try another club. Don't kick the new guy the moment he comes back though, just let him have the next spot after that
>>3152529Well if he himself said there's no hard feelings then there's no real problem in filling it. You know chronobro is around to help homeless anons for when he returns
>>3152520>meme meta wifeIt was OG Bourbon, not Chocobon.
>>3152528I tried playing one round of Nunity after never having played the original unity and my brain short circuited because I didn't understand what exactly it was that I was supposed to be doing.
>>3152532You will be locked to borrowing the scenario card in a month. You need to think further ahead than one CM.
>>3152538He says, as if OG bourbon isn't also strong. She just doesn't quite build herself the same way.
don't check your old saved >fun rooms
>>3152546Isn't original Bourbon a middling front runner?
>>3152538Yeah well I don't care. Your wife is meta. I see her winning shit all the time. You know it was a dick move in the first place that's why you didn't go FULL meta, but still. I am as tired of seeing Bobo as I am tired of Oguri. This was a chance to see other characters shine and roleplay politics and bantz, and now it's whatever. Grats I guess. Don't wanna be too harsh or schizo out, but still, it's a dick move and you need to know it ends up annoying people.Next time play ball man, that is all.(If it wasn't you specifically, just assume this post is directed to the Bobo torena)
>>3152555That's sad
>>3152546OG Bourbon is just an average front. I agree that the final race should have been restricted to just the eligible runners, but claiming that OG Bourbon is a metafag choice ruining the race is ridiculous.
>>3152555
Windy!
>>3152545I don't really have any other good uses for it. I could MLB Maru speed or Rice power and that is about it.
Alright then, /v/ma is hiring one (1) anon>A to A+ club>No quota, but please do a fan run a day (if you can)>Pink shoes traded (ask for banners if you need them)>Exclusive rooms and off-topic discussion of other games in chat.>let us know if you'll be gone for more than 4 days>don't flatline for more than 4 daysAny interested parties please reply with ID to this post or apply directly with /v/ or something on your profile.
>>3152574Why it's always schizo danchous who struggle to recruit?
>>3152561It's not like they're a weak choice either. OG Bourbon isn't bad on that track.And they still had no business being there, and ruined the race.
>>3152574I could be interested. Are you guys going to A+?
>>3152581NTA but anon it was funny, ultimately its a meaningless themed race won by an unexpected candidate. It was cool
>>3152574849077213652
>>3152574Reminder that the Chrono HRposter has IDs as wellLike>>3152585
>>3152585already sent it
>>3152590Nice (Nature) good stuff.
>>3152556>>3152561Going by what the sweats ban or pickRunnaways>VBourbon>Seiun Sky>Kita White>SMaru/CDaiwa>OG Bourbon There are map specific fronts that rate highly like red Maru is at least Seiun tier on her maps.
>>3152584It was a meaningless themed race won by one of the two umas who win every single fucking onehaha funny """unexpected""" candidate win LOL!!I'm sick of seeing her and her ugly mug like I'm sick of seeing Oguri on her throne.
>>3152585Wait a minute that ID...
>>3152582The intention is of going to A+ if its in the cards yes.
well...
>>3152594Please note that I am not this anon but I share the sentimentDon't wanna dwell too much on it... but still! I am annoyed and my speech is NOT silly!
>>3152601Look at those MASSIVE FUCKIN EARS
>>3152601This card is everywhere huh
>>3152593I'd know what the ultra sweats have been cooking up but aren't runnaways kind of hit or miss? I would have thought kita black would be above og bourbon.
>>3152605Its the dedicated speed pace chaser card
>>3152605tokai teio owes me sex
>>3152608So, in other words, Teiobros...won?
Don't care, bobo is a HERO!
>>3152613
>>3152555that's the re-enactments guy isn't he? fuck...
>>3152612Actually they lost because Teio can't use her. Having your wife get the meta card is the worst thing that can happen in this game
>>3152615Yeah thats the OG.
>>3152605This card is so stupidly strong it's still being used even after like what, 3 scenarios?
Dont let bourbons (lobbied by big tech) victory distract you from the fact that the deepstate will just kidnap real independants like smart falcon who was never heard from again after the primaries, or pull party strings to sideline perceived extremist candidates like doto (coerced)wake up umoyim ITS ALL A FUCKING GAME TO THEM
>>3152615Yeah, he's the keiba anon. Luckily, he's still posting keiba here, he just quit after being RAPED and BETRAYED by light hello
>>3152543You basically just click trainings to increase the new spirit gauge. Reasons to do this>spirit training gives a tiny bit more stats and a chance at hint>spirit training with the same uma 4 times means next time she can spirit burst (blue flame icon)>spirit burst gives many extra stats and a guaranteed hint and next time she can do a second spirit burst (purple icon)>purple burst has 0% fail chance, guaranteed hint and many stats>spirit training increases your NPC teammates stats>increasing their stats helps you win the unity cup races and increases training facility levels Tldr: Basically just try to spirit train a lot to increase your training facilities and get the stat bonuses, but you can't neglect classic friendship training. You have to play a bunch to get a feel for when it's better to do friendship stuff vs spirit stuff when they look equally attractive.
>>3152627many such cases
>>3152627Damn man RIP I guess
>>3152601Isn't the next spark upgrade is at UE? Show us a spark example
>>3152627deleting your account because of one unlucky banner and then crawling back so soon is kind of kwab desu
>>3152632SS to UE is a verrryyyyyy minor upgrade, like a 2.5/5% increase on 2/3* spark chances? The sparks were pretty bad anyway.
>>3152607Runnaways absolutely fuck up lates and ends unless they hit really big. If the runaway loses it often another strong front or a pace that nimbled off a front that got blocked from rod.KSB only good on long spurt maps while bourbon can run any distance, her ult is 1-3 Tpulse on a front and she has both a gold heal and stam growth for surviving medium tracks which is actually a problem in GL.
Is it time to start researching how to play GM?
New Uma anime announcedHopes? Dreams? Expectations?
>>3152650Yotsuba but Golshi?
>>3152612No, because they can't use the card on her, duh. At least one of the gold skills it gives was her level 7 awakening skill, but they need some card with distance golds to pair with your obligatory F4>>3152623Hot Springs, Beyond Dreams, Tracen-Ken is when Efforia came out but it's a good pick if you don't need something else, and whatever the nrw scenario is called. But keep in mind JP gets new scenarios every 4 months, which will be like 2.5/3 months for us? Still like a year of use though
>>3152650I have Golshi fatigue
>>3152555>neat.jpeg
>>3152646that's for cowards just bumble into it blindly with an uma you've never run before so it'll take six hours to finish reading
>>3152650It will be light hearted gag comedy.
How could anyone genuinely hate THIS
>>3152650Wasn't the manga of this one of the first media they did with uma?
hello hellowe at der/v/ still have 1 slot left to fill, come and join for comfy A and total control over >fun races
>>3152656We should have an anime of the real face of the franchise, Spe-chan, eating.That's all. Just Spe-chan eating. 12 episodes. It would be dimes.
>>3152582we've been A+ multiple times but majority of club does not contribute at A+ levelsdo you?A+ happens when it happens, can't demand more of the high earners, and no quotas to demand more of low earners
>>3152650After reading it for a bit, it kind of reminded me of Dr. Slump. It has a certain charm, but I'm sure most non japanese audience will not like it.
>>3152646I will read the GameTorah scriptures the day GM comes out, do one run, make mistakes, read the scriptures once more, and be enlightened. This is the way.
>>3152666sounds like hell
>>3152650This feels like it could work as a three minute per episode short desu. I don't think they're turning it into a full fledged anime since the mango doesn't really have a plot.>>3152656>golshibrokenFace of the franchise i'm afraid.
>>3152661No, the first one was the Haru urara manga
>>3152668It's good to get some hands-on practice if you can because you'll have to play GM without Ancestors for one CM
>>3152668same except instead of reading them once more I will just complain instead
>>3152675they should've kept brat Urara, it would have killed trillions
You WHORE
>>3152680>Brat and cock thirsty UraraIt would indeed have killed trillions
>>3152650Give me Curren Chan anime
>>3152680I wish
>>3152670guaranteed easy A, how hellishshow me a /v/ma club that isn't skewed by a few high earners
>>3152650How will Spetards even try to justify that she is the face of the franchise?
>>3152662Some people already sent you an application I believe
>>3152688"dude instagram lmao" is the only character gimmick more lame than "dude food lmao"
>>3152695You can do a DUDE X LMAO for every uma
>>3152701what is taishin's dude x lmao
>>3152701I agree, but I'm curiousof all the DUDE X LMAOs, which one is the least lame?
>>3152692By a bunch of normies taking pictures of themselves with her cut out IRL
>>3152695You can write a proper story with her facing Japan's strongest sprinter. We need Lord Kanaloa already, his wife and child are in.
>>3152706Dude I'm a midget asshole LMAO
Can you neighas PLEASE put something on the description when you're applying to clubs, I'm annoyed I dont know if im rejecting randos or not.
>>3152675Maybe one day she appears in umayuru as a joke
>>3152707Almond Eye Dude winning lmao
>>3152712kek
>>3152712that's 4 X's
>>3152712holy fucking cinema
>>3152706DUDE MIDGET LMAO>>3152707Zephyr's is genuinely hilarious because of the lengths they went to put the wind in every single one of her sentences
>>3152707Smart FalconDude KWAB lmao
>>3152707DUDE TUFF LMAO
>>3152724This is what the janny last saw before clicking the NUKE /V/MA button
>>3152727>button that does nothing
>>3152722I can't look at Zephyr the same way after that one anon talked about the fanfiction of zephyr going commando so she can feel the breeze betterit's the most in-character lewd thing I can think of for any uma.
>>3152507>with the intention of coming back.This implies you'll kick your new hire if he wanted to (inconvenience) come back
>>3152650Shan't watch
>>3152733I still can't fucking read that fanfic
is TP regen really 1 per 10 minutes? 6 per hour? 144 per day IE less than the amount we spend on 5 borrows?
>>3152575Fat, pudgy thighs are not attractive
>>3152738They can kick this months lowest fan earner instead of the new guy
>>3152738nah, slot is not being held
>>3152746yeppersdon't forget your spark rerolls for 30TP each if you're making parents
>>3152738Nah that wouldn't be the case, sorry if I worded it weird
>>3152750this months' lowest earner will be the same as the EVERY months' lowest earner since creationthey are invincible
Is Budding Blossom good on the upcoming dirt CM?
>>3152766yesPC essential
>>3152682Earliest CB event chain
>>3152766Yuh, p good. You want it and plancha or give mummy a hug on your pace chasers.
Anyone gonna do dirt rooms yet?
>>3152768>>3152770Not him but Pace chasers are ass right? Why bother if Rickey will just rape you?
>>3152775Rickey is gonna rape you regardless anon
>>3152775You forgot about the dedicated dirt demon.
>>3152775if that's the case then why bother with any style if Rickey is just going to rape you?
>>3152712She would rape you for posting this btw
>>3152594The whole damn thing fell apart like 4 races in anyways.
>>3152779copano_rickey_smiling_trying_not_to_laugh.jpg
>>3152746yea, fan runs are carat neutral tho (40*0.05*5), can double as a parent run on unity and will make dancho happy
I hate Mr. Cunt Bitchass
>>3152775you're ass
>>586616894I need a third sprinter and King Halo is by far my worse (which should be obvious) but it has to be a late surger. Is King Halo even any good? The only other sprint/late UMA that I have is Haru Urara. I have ZERO sprint/ends.Should I just try to make another sprint late halo?Thanks
>>3152779Hokko is actually p decent no meme, im thinking of mutating her to front.
>>3152794Why? She needs 3rd-4th to activate unique.
>>3152792>crossposter and linking to /vg/SighPost your deck anon, I'll help you out.
>>3152778>>3152780>>3152789I'm not as good as you guys ._.
>>3152778God I wish
>>3152787fuck off danchou
>>3152801Whoops, sorry, I saw I was in the wrong thread and swapped over here. U-uhh, I don't know if deck is the problem, I made this King Halo during MANT (Trackblazer), I just haven't re-done her. On the right is a vodka I recently made haha. Just unsure how good King isbut yeah I guess any info you have would help, thanks
>>3152799Similar to front taiki, you get 0.4 accel and beat the angling front.
>>3152810bro that shit strat has been a meme since scorpio 1
>>3152412>>3152448>>3152453>>3152464Whoa, CHILL, it's not fagg0t. I'm the guy who posted that, don't throw him under the bus. I'm not going to dox myself, (though I'm probably easy to find now), I just edited my image slightly so I wasn't as obvious. Chill. I didn't know people would flip their fucking shit because I saw someone wanting a club to join and we had a slot. But do not dox and throw a random member of my club out there, kindly fuck off.I literally use /vm/ and /vg/ interchangeably, I don't really give a shit. I came from /v/ as it was. If you don't like about it, cry, piss and shit your pants or something.
>>3152809You're barely getting any golds to activate with that deck, if i were you id do a TT king halo in GL mutated to end closer for the bonus points and with 564 to activate your golds. Can go for a 3 speed 2 wit deck
>>3152816>damage controlYou're getting kicked on the 29th like the sash requesting retard
>>3152816it's chill man, you good
>>3152827
>>3152816Thanks for coming to clear things up. Imo you are fine but I'm not in the club lol>They have a /vm/broken anon just like we have a /vg/broken anonPottery...
/vg/ trannies are like african refugees coming to europe and trying to turn the place they're invading into the same thing they were trying to get away from
Is a Rickey with only 4 or 5 greens still viable if everything else hits or no?
>>3152833>>3152830I just don't want a club member catching stray flak, so idc if I get doxxed under the bus. I mean I wouldn't want to but it's better than an innocent suffering.But thank you>>3152827You wish little man
>>3152836>go recruiting for /vm/ on /vg/>wtf why is /vg/ in /vm/
>>3152822Mutated to end? But why? I have front/pace, so I do need late/end, but why not just do her as an end like intended? But thank you. She was made well before 564.
>>3152816Prefacing this by saying not in your club and I dont care where you post breh. But the guy who posted the doxx was the guy that was angry we recruited on their turf, its just not a good idea cuz its their turf.
>>3152650There a bits of it that are kind of funny, it's probably going to ok but won't beat what We've already got
Listening to this right now, recommend an uma career
>>3152844Sure but this is a mongolian basket weaving forums so honestly I just don't really care if someone wants to have a schizo melty about it. All the same shit in the end, just immediately swapping to doxxing someone (including the wrong person) is broken mentality. But yeah fair enough.
>>3152848Marvelous Sunday
>>3152844tbf it's not really our fault, he wanted to trigger him >>>/vg/586622705
if danchous are going to let bwos in the least they can do is keep them on a short leash
>/vg/ club drama>againyou never learn
>>3152837Anything can happen but you would really like to have 6, 5 is cope and 4 is barely there at allThis is for acceleration and additional target speed
>>3152849Yeah I agree doxxing is fag shit, and we as in /v/ma didn't do it. But it happened cuz they're simply defending their territory. We told the tamalove guys to fuck off for trying to recruit here a long time ago, it's only fair we respect the same boundary.Either way, you're good breh.
>>3152860/vg/ club drama??? Where?????
Why the fuck is this CM not collaborative, fucking stingy Tokyo bastards they should collaborate so I can get my greens easier, fuck non-collaborative people, all races should collaborate
>>3152862
yummy sweet drama
>>3152867wrong board lil bro
>2 runs in a row where Digitan jobs her debutANOTHER FUCKING DAY OF GLUE TIER RNG
>>3152865NARbro...
>>3152848Rob Roy
This is my turf Curren sisters
Sigh. This is why I dont like crossposters. Ultimately we can't enforce it but most of the time it only leads to bad things.How about some rooms to clean the palette?
>>3152866This image feels like an ancient relic
>>3152644I had decent success in cm20 with a runaway/late/end team with the back liners bringing the wins, but then again they were not regularly going against elites
>>3152876Yeah id be down
>>3152871idk from the latest 100 or so posts it looks like im in the right place actually
>>3152877It's okay, us ancients are blessed with our old memories.
>>3152843Oh wait yeah. You can do late, I thought your bakushin was pace since groove is better off as late.
>>3152881I like hearing (and using) oldfag culture I think you uncs need to realize that about zumas
>>3152882Fair enough
>Looping Oguri dirt parent>FL run>Absolute dogshit whites>Oh well, this one's a wash and the next one is going to get better>The blues and pinkI could scream, where the hell are the Head On/Uma Stan/PTO/Ramp Up/RSS whites that showed up in all the other runs you did, you fat fuck.
Femtrainer and uma shipping kinda cute
>>3152889
>>3152885Well, sonny, back in my day a lot of "people", or as we called 'em, "tripfags", used to post with identities. You had notorious shitposters such as Lanced Jack, or Bear, or any others. Then there was individuals like the Accelerator Spammer, oh yes, classic times. 4chan used to go down 3 times a week and if you got banned, you couldn't browse - it would block your IP from even viewing 4chan!
The cognitive dissonance to use both threads "interchangeably" is crazy. This thread's mere existence completely rebukes everything /vg/ stands for.
Don't you guys have like work or something?
>>3152879638879876388798763887987Lets do a few then, come race my pre-alpha aces. Dirt CM
>>3152876>This is why I dont like crosspostersYou can't take the /v/ out of us the same way you can't take the /vg/ out of them, doesn't matter if they transfer clubs and only post here, they always return to their monkey state, it's in their subconscious.
I need to improve 2/3 team members, do you guys think it's possible? They are way worse than I thought
>>3152897half your posters are from /vg/ bwo
>>3152892femtrainer is a very funny concept because it implies women have the ability to be good at sports
>>3152898Yuros just got off work
>>3152902I mean you can just swap in debuffers if you hate yourself and everyone else
>>3152907>if you hate yourselfI do>and everyone elseI don't, I like you fags
>>3152905Breeder's Cup winner's trainer last year was a femtrainer that she completely overshadowed the horse and jockey
>>3152897To be fair, we've always had a small minority of crossposters, some of them are actually really good like /ourguy/. But ultimately, its something unenforceable that can't really be fixed beyond purity testing. I dont like crossposting because I think it degrades quality and identity in the long term AND robs quality posts off /v/ma. But what can you do except try harder to make up for the faults of others.
>>3152898I would love to have work but nobody's hiring, everyone just says they are.
>finished one parent yesterday>finished one grandparent yesterday (not perfect but with six A pinks I'll take it)>now I need to finish yet another parent also with six A pinks>and THEN I can start to suffer through making acesfree me from this hellmy only consolation is in the time I'm still making parents other people are still making parents for me to borrow eventually
I love discussing completely insignificant things related to the most ignored part of the game
>>3152898Im retired lol
>>3152915the clover shop?
>>3152916Jesus how fucking old are you
>>3152915I haven't watched a concert in a long time... is what I would say but I left the one for the christmas event on
>>3152898I'm shitposting here while at work
>>3152920I turned 54 a few days ago
>>3152897I've been crossposting since way back last year, so I'm familiar with the state of both boards. I don't think things were any different back on /v/, except that we had a common enemy back then.This time, though, it's waaaaaaaay easier for the bad posters because there's a thread that's always up 24/7 and easy to find, unlike our witchecks back on /v/.
>>3152921I rebaked the christmas concert just to watch Hokko's hokkos bounce again
>>3152924You are 30 years older than me and I will probably still be working at your age because the world is fucked like that, jeez
>>3152924Behold, the youngest /v/ma poster.
>>3152929>24I remember the sweet innocence of youth...sigh...being in my 30s is such a drag. Kids don't respect me, wife ignores me, work all day, UMA all night. Sometimes I wonder where I went so wrong. If it's all worth it.
>>3152924Give me some financial advice boomerbro
>>31527875% is a lie
>I'm posting with retirees>meanwhile I live paycheck to paycheck and my retirement plan is to become an hero if the world doesn't kill me firstthe world is a gay place.
/v/mers prez here with new propaganda! We have 2 spots open! Currently accepting refugees and strays! Join now and you'll get gibs come next month! Just pay your taxes and you can keep your head!
>>3152911Sums up my feelings well. I dont inherently hate crossposters, free will and all but ultimately, choosing to spend your time somewhere else does indirectly degrade the community. In particular if you bring things from there that we strived to separate ourselves from. Loyalty and unity is what kept this place from being obliterated when we got banned off /v/. Can't force any neighas to just post here but ultimately, when we fizzle out I suppose some will realize how easily things are taken for granted. Most notable of these is yurohours, where neighas would rather just post on /vg/ than put effort to make the hours good and active here.
I'm 23 years away from retirement. Technically 13 years away but I want full benefits.
>>3152938give the manager a firm handshake
Freaking 3200 sp at career end. New career record. First UF1. And no freaking mile S. I doubt I can top this run so one ace done I guess.
>>31528996/9Join for sexo with dirters
>>3152938Invest in an IRA. I don't care if you're mowing lawns. They're easy to move around even if you change jobs
>>3152942>In particular if you bring things from there that we strived to separate ourselves from.Neigha that was already happening even back on /v/. A lot of the memes were basically born from there first, and then we changed them a bit to suit our taste.
>>3152952>Invest in an IRAThe fuck is an IRA?
>>3152953I mean, yeah most notably the oguri gaslight thing but I can't think of any else
PENIS INSPECTION DAY
My club is the best club. I didn't even care about Biwa before I joined.
>>3152959Is this what goes on in /v/ma club?
>>3152955Idk. Let's ask Fine Motion!
>>3152938Unironically get yourself a forklift license.
>>3152955I think they make car bombs
>>3152955
>bring Zenno Rob Roy speed for my GP runs>have Left-Handed selected in the pre run skill thing>4 runs in a row where I get right-handed instead of left-handedwhat in the actual fuck is going on here
Serious answer is an Independent Retirement Account
>>3152955https://www.irs.gov/retirement-plans/individual-retirement-arrangements-iras
>>3152974it's broken after some update a week or two ago, file a report to cygoys
what did she mean by that
>>3152955Similar to a 401k but it's not attached to a company, and as long as you're earning money from a qualified source (job), you can put money in it. Has strong, long-term financial incentives but is also market/jew based, and has limits on how much you can put in because of said incentives.Basically the money snowballs (in theory) and even if you're flipping burgers it's worth it to get an account going.
>>3152983Everyone wants to plap the flower
>>3152899BRING THAT SHIT!Took forever to fill so no more for now
>>3152980is it actually confirmed bugged or are you pulling that out of your ass?
>>3152938Get an HSA too.
>>3152924What did you do for work boomerbro, how are you retired
>>3152984>>3152989Does this work for non-Americans? Because I'm not
I've done one Pasa auto parent and I already hate it here
>>3152924>Retiring at 54 in today's economyGutsy
>>3152949That's nice though a pace without groundworks is going to have some trouble
>>3152988my guts yeppers had her chain finished after selecting pto in hint list so i'm using my own wits to think up why that must be happeningget yours checked if you really need a confirmation of a verified societal source in every thing you see, nigger
>god-tier sprint parent changes his borrow to a 2* front with shit whitesWhat compels retards to do this
>>3152996I'm farning Fuji just because pasa is so bad. Meanwhile Fuji ult is fine and she's 100% milepilled so it's way easier to get a good Mile spark parent
>>3152999I'm loaded my wife is dead (and replaced by air groove) and my kids have their own lives, it's fine.
>>3152983Taiki went diamonds at the thought of keking seiun sky
>>3153000It's not a pace blob cm, groundwork is pretty mediocre. And she has Shrewd Step anyway.
>>3153002They already moved on to sprint, and the front is for XOguri
>>3153006Oh you are the Groove boomerbro lol>my wife is deadsorry yo hear that mate
>>3153006>and replaced by air groove
>>3153014I get it
>>3152994You do have self invested personal pensions in UK, not going to pretend to know a lot about them
Chain event frecuency and special priority are the biggest fucking gaslights in this kusoge
Do you invest in your Future self or your Present self?
New uma merch getto
>>3152941I'm not applying, just wanted to give you a (You) because I like your recruitment poster.
>>3153007>at the thought of keking seiun sky
>>3153019Cut your fucking nails
>>3153019Holy ham planet
>>3153019what the hell is this
>>3153019fascinating
>>3153018Mostly on the future. My biggest fear is a freak accident. I have deprived myself of a lot of short term enjoyment. I want to be able to enjoy the fruits of my labor
>>3153019
>>3153018Investing in your present is investing in your future
>>3153017This game is fucking shit on all fronts about that>Chain Event Frequency leveled up from 1 to 2!>What does that change?>...>...Special priority went up by 5!>What does that do?>It makes your supports more likely to go on their specific training!>Really, by how much?>5!>5 what?>...
>>3153019Seriously what is this
>better financial advice than /biz/tards and other gurusThis place is special
>>3153032Logarithms son, I ain't gotta explain shit.
>>3153039That bar is so low it's just lying on the ground. I can't think of a single person or place that would give worse financial advice than /biz/.
>>3153039/biz/ has always been a shithole, ifs somehow a more reddit cheat version of wallstreetbets
>>3153032DUDE FIVE LMAO
>>3152953I can't think of a single meme that we use that originated from there desu.
>>3153039this is like expecting good video game discussion from /v/ or gun talk on /k/ instead of zoophiliaboards about a specific topic are the worst to talk about that specific topic
>>3153039Well /biz/ is so filled with scams that it has its own brand of moderation.
oh my gah...
>>3152650Cindy Gray died for this shit.
>New JP feature is just umaviewer but less versatile
Dirt rooms?
>>3153050Just 283 more pieces before you can 5* Biwa!
>>3153050Congrats on the smelly otaku sex
>>3153050imagine
>>3153054Anytime I make dirt rooms you neighas dont even join
>>3153060
>>3152650yes pleaselet them animate any random shit they want to, as long as it keeps them away from animating shart blossom
>>3153051Is Cingray actually dead? I was loving it so much
>>3153066they'll probably animate the next season after they're done with the new shonen everyone was shilling a few months ago
>>3153006>I'm loaded my wife is dead (and replaced by air groove) and my kids have their own lives, it's fine.I was going to ask if you're the anon that I remember, but realized it was from /a/ during r/a/dio https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284745385/#284746360
>>3153066The manga finished if that is what you mean.
>>3153071>r/a/dioonly 2 months away :DD
>>3153060well then tell my parents to just be better I guess?!
>>3153069How long is Kagurasharty? I can't believe that shit is gatekeeping us from more uma>>3153072I meant anime
>>3153060I'm still drinking juice!!
>>3153006Pretty good wife choice imo
>>3153066I think studio which did cingrey is busy atm. Season 2 will be trickier to adapt
>>3153077>KagurashartyIt's a currently >>3153078ongoing mangaIt's peak btw
>>3153073See you there bro! I will be waiting! I missed the v/a/lentines but because I didn't want to use /a/'s altchan to post
>>3153082So we are never getting more uma anime?
>>3152962The truth is always there. For those brave enough to seek it, /v/agabond has room for two members.
>>3153086Pisu pisu golshi is going to be made so we definitely have that at very least
>>3153071Nope, pretty normal life here. I don't really want to get into off-topic stuff, but it was lymphoma and I was never a NEET. Listen to someone who left a whole life behind: treasure what you have, kiddos. With every passing second, you're one step closer to the last time you'll talk to a loved one, play a game, or post here. All the frustrations, joys, highs, and lows, one day, they'll all just be treasured memories in the wind. You're gonna carry that weight
I LOVE GETTING EVERY RELEVANT GREEN ON A PARENT RUN AND GETTING GUTS BLUE AND LATE SURGER PINK
>>3153053>leaving out the Uma with the prettiest nails
>>3153093>treasure what you have, kiddosI've been close to a lot of death this week, I can definitely feel this, and I hate it
why the fuck are people still borrowing my CM20 parent
>>3153093>With every passing second, you're one step closer to the last time you'll talk to a loved one, play a game, or post here.I can feel this with my grandpa. Every day he's older, slower, and has some new health condition to take care of. It's not a comfy feel.Umamusume.
>>3153102Maybe its good for loopa?
>>3153066>>3153086Cingray is insanely popular, and still in the works. The manga also finished so they have the material to work with. There will also be the golshi one, but I would guess its just gonna be a few minutes, like umayuru.>>3153073I can't wait for all the uma songs on mogra too
>>3153093Keep your head up, boomerbro. One chapter closes so the next one can begin. Wuv (You)
>>3153102>aieeee I still haven't qualified for group A I need to make a new parent>why oh why did I flatline for kitasan white? I had to pull to pity anyway and I didn't get a single 3* on the way!
>>3153086CinGrey s2 announcement at 6 anni
DON'T RUN ARIMA KINENTHERE'S A TEIO SHARD
>>3153115MY UMA NEEDS TO RUN ARIMA
>>3153102My CM20 parent is still getting me 100 Cyberpunks a day
Is the Golshi anime a Yotsuba type thing?
>rest like 4 times the whole run>4 sleep deprived>cant train>had mile S, and all the skills I neededHOW IN THE FUCK THE FIRST ATTEMPT IS STILL THE BEST ONE AFTER 20+ TRIES, BUT OF COUSE IT FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE NO MILE S. NIGGER LIVE CAN'T END SOON ENOUGH
>>3153118My condolences...
>>3153115I'm not bricking my loopas just to avoid that.
>>3153093>>3153106I helped took care of a Dales Pony for a bit that was over 40 years old, blind in one eye and mostly blind in another. It use to be in care of a German woman in the area but she got too old as well to tend to it's needs. I don't know how animals feel about getting old and sick but I do know Purpose helps with keeping them healthy.
my grass wonder that I made for CM20 that had Dober and Ryan as parents and got lucky with 3* stam and 3* long got me several hundred followers
>>3153107it's not even that good tho
>>3153115>teio rapes fan grinders and looperswhy is she like this
>>3153121Its like dr slump
>2nd turn slow metabolismwhen i'm in a who glues the run faster and my opponent is grand live
>>3152941This image awoke something in me I hadn't felt since reading through phsyical gaming magazine ads.
>>3153115I know exactly what to do
Must be nice to have a run where everything goes right, not even a highroll but just one thats good enough with all you need. Haven't seen one like that in weeks
>>3153135>Warzone x Uma event skin
>>3153135It beckons, I must have it, everything will be just hachimi
I still can't believe just how popular this thing became
Man this fucking sucks, theres literally nothing to do until the CM begins.
>>3153150>you can talk about race horses with your boomer family members
>>3153008shrewd step is a massive meme
>>3153151GLUE YOURSELF, NOW!
>>3153151Your fan farms?
>>3153151Read a career/story
november will literally be the slowest month in uma musume, keiba too, it's just QE2, Mile Championship, Japan Cup left
>>3153160IVE DONE ALL OF THEM MAN
>>3153163>it's just QE2, Mile Championship, Japan Cup leftThat's 3 more g1s than we had from Jul-Sep.
>>3153135imagine being clapped by this in the upcoming american civil war
>>3153151Idk I'm at workIf I were at home I'd draw
I haven't read a career story since December 2025
>>3153164zased
>>3153170I haven't read a single character story
>>3153166October was too overstimulating
>>3153170>>3153176
>>3153170Is it because you find them all bland with the same "I want to win" or "Drama caused by woman moment" story and you'd rather spend all day glueing runs in GL
>turn four failed training into practice perfectWould you glue or keep going?
I think it's good to slow down and smell the roses sometime. Finals are coming that will be hectic, but GLs given us quite the beating we need to recover from
>>3153182>>3153170Careers are pretty okay. The ones in the book section are snoozes tho especially since they rarely deviate in structure in like the first 4-5 episodes.
>>3153182Not him but the reason why I have a chunk unread is because it takes like 2 hours to commit to one.
>>3153167You already have that kinda shit happening in the middle east and eastern europe
>>3153182No, it's because I drank the compfag Kool-aid and I've lost my soul, I only play the game for pvp and never stop to read anything anymore. The last career I read was Manhattan Cafe
>>3153195I think you should read one, theyre cute and fun
>>3153200But then I won't have time to do more prep, parents, aces, TT, etc. All things I already struggle with and can't take time off of, CM mindbroke me
>haven't ever ranZephyrAcuteCafeEishinTicketKawakami PrincessShakurFestaDoberTannhauserSuzuka>Ran so long ago I don't remember what happened or quickmode ff lolBiwaRiceNaturePasaTachyonOpera OFine MotionTaiki Shuttle
I thought I was an old man here being 35
>>3153200NTA but as a compfag that's starting to feel the burnout/lack of motivation to try for stuff like dirt/sprint and my utter hatred of GL, I think I'll start watching some stories and doing new careers I've been putting off. Problem is a new career can take anywhere from an hour or two depending on how much you want to savor it so you kind of need to block out the time it would take to watch a movie
>>3153212We still are old as fuck
>>3153212You still are
Is there any card here i can replace Shakur with for Digitan?
>>3153212I'm a year older than you and really this is just the beginning
>>3153215How old are you?Because I'm around people in my mid to late 70s and they get a surprising amount of shit doneBeing 20-30 is still considered "young man" once you hit 40-50s that's middle age, 60s+ that's when you start to call someone an ollld neigha but even then a lot of 60 year old dudes are pretty active
>>3153221Anime has taught me that no one exist past age 25.
>>3153217It's difficult to answer such a general question. Are you building for CM22, and if so what style?
The drunk slut could NEVER!
>>3153223Anime is made for a younger demographic Horse racing has taught me that buumas are the reality.
>>3153221You're in your 70s?
I would read more careers if the text speed was faster, I don't want to click every time, does Hachimi have a fix?
>>3153224>Are you building for CM22Yeppers.>what styleEnd Closer; borrowing Sweepy wit.
>>3153206Shakur's is pretty good, Dober is decent. Even though Ticket is ok in her main story I remember thinking her career story is not very good
>>3153228It's funny how fat Grass got especially as a Thoroughbred.
>>3153213Just consider doing one career the investment of a day of borrows
>>3153212I'm 85 years old and own half the world, don't worry
>>3153229meant to say *their mid-to-late 70si'm in my 30s and I don't think the people are in their 20s should be treating the guys 10 years older than them as if they're senior citizens. Nobody in previous generations did this lol. What I've noticed is that the vast majority of zoomers are HORRIFIED of life beyond 30 for some reason and I'm here to say: it's not that bad!
i just like reading
>>3153237Why did you do it?
>>3153221I'm 29, when I hit 30 I'll consider my peak prime over and 35 will start being "old"
>>3153237Blackrock CEO kun...
>>3153228Did this ojisan do more videos? I loved 'em
>>3153217El is a marginally better stat stick iirc, but Shakur gives you guaranteed End Corners/Straights, I can't remember, and decent hints.
>>3153244And when you hit 35 you'll have the realization that not much has really changed since you were 29-30. So just stop overthinking it and live your life to the fullest
>>3153240I'm 35 and my friend group from work consists of people from 25-33. They don't really think of me as "old"
>>3153217If you want End hints + stats, no.If you just want stats, Vodka or Windy are a little betterhttps://uma.guide/support-cards/comparehttps://uma.guide/support-cards/training-simulator
>>3153252Epstein...
I've gotten more sex in my 30s than in my 20s
Epsatono was never punished
>>3153247>>3153254Guess i'll stick to Shakur and try to not go hollow in the process.
>>3153260I still can't get over the fact that Epsatono island is canon.
At 35 the only uma I masturbate to is Light Hello.
>>3153262der/v/...
>>3153257I'm the opposite of that but I also rarely leave the house anymore
>>3153261Fuck, meant to quote >>3153258
You guys have sex? Gross.
>>3153268QUICK POST PROOF
You guys get to have sex?
>>3153270I'm pretty sure it was mentioned in the eve
I sleep in a big bed with my wife
>>3153269>>3153271Yeah
>>3153240Anime.I also want to kind of say popularity of western highschool shit too but when I think about it, it's always been around just isn't as prevalent compared to everything else in the west.There is so much content available that some zumas can never run out of anime or similar content. Imagine someone who is into vtubers as well where idol culture, including with guys, is prevalent and growing old (30+) is career death, so it's even worse for gals trying to chase that route with streaming, vtubing, or /cgl/ shit.There's nothing wrong with growing up including still playing vidya, and there's some attempts lately even at parenthood slop, but so much shit demonizes it or parents coddle their children so hard they're stunted.And im not against anime because I watch plenty myself, but I can easily see what happens if people solely rely on it including jap vidya, LNs, etc. and how it warps their perception on growing older.
>Mood down before summerI FUCKING HATE THIS GAME SOMETIMES. I NEED TO TAKE A NAP
>>3153230yea
>>3153275That's what I aspire to do
>>3153240There's a percieved notion that once you hit 30s, life is basically cemented to what it will be until you die.Unless you're very fortunate, you aren't going to suddenly shift into a better well paying position, you aren't likely to shift career paths without making a very risky and scary gamble, the dating pool is growing slimmer, your ideal time for having kids is only getting narrower, and if you have kids you're no longer the main character of your own story (so I've been told by friends who are dads).Now this is a narrow view of life since you do have free will and you can manifest your destiny if you have enough desire, but it does get a lot harder.
>>3153290Everything you listed frightens me, except being a dad since I don't see myself able to become one
>>3153284kek
>>3153270the 5th year summer event is literally Satono Crown bringing Cheval Grand, Duramente, Vivlos, and Win Variation to Satono Grand Resort
>>3153279There is a fair bit of anime with an older cast, you've just got to filter a lot of stuff
>>3153300https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekgjsjEOV5U there's even an epsatono island theme song
>>3153300AIIIEEEEEEE EPSATONO IS CANONWE ARE GOING TO GET SEX TRAFFICKED BROS WHAT DO WE DO?
>>3153132The urge to order X-ray glasses?
>>3153284Literally me btw. Naps are underrated
>out of deck sr finishes a chain before any of my cards dot-thanks...
Buy a horse you faggots. Or adopt a dog
>>3153318I have 4 cats.
>>3153318I already had one dog die on me two months ago, cut me some slack
>>3153318white woman posted this
>>3153279>Imagine someone who is into vtubers where...growing old (30+) is career deathHuh? A ton of the popular vtubers are hags though? It even feels like they're the majority other than a few notable outliers.
>>3153321Calstone...
>>3153313>wealthy umas traffick male humans for pleasure Just like ancient times. I guess some things never change.
>>3153326yeah many of them are older that statement makes no sense
>>3153329I'd kill to be her pleasure slave
>>3153318Buying a horse means you need to have rural land, room enough for a barn and enough pasture for it to wander around in. You'll need a trailer, a pickup for that trailer, and you'll need a fuckton of food and supplies. You can't take a vacation without having to teach a housesitter how to care for it, which is a much larger stretch than a cat or dog. And it's a 20-30 year commitment.
>>3153314>you will never have Young Folks by Peter, Bjorn and John as your Nokia 1100 ringtone for only 1 quidno reason to keep existing
>>3153338Still sounds easier than making an optimal Rickey
>>3153339Zoomers will never know this feeling.
I should go vote but I don't feel like it.
>>3153284earlier today I glued a run because I was being fucked with.>shitty solo speed rainbow>at 50% energy. don't want to take a shit turn and miss a good one next turn.>do 3rd date instead. now full energy>event of the turn is a mood down right after i used a mood boost>next turn sucks no rainbows wtf>may as well use 4th date to raise mood>event of the turn is a mood boost>next turn sucks no rainbows again>"its okay, its just a trick. keep going for 2nd inspo>shuka sho 1st>QE2 THIRD>no rainbows>2 turns left in year>1 song bought>low supplies from all the dead turns and racingSorry dancho the game doesn't want either of us to be happy today.
>>3153339>You'll never play pumped up kicks in highschool ever again
>>3153346Tranny song
>>3153344Just go. Buy a sandwich as a reward.
>>3153344democracy is for faggots anyway
>>3153349>the absolute state of US
>>3153344Get that faggot cheeto and his tariffs out, makes buying shit from the US harder
>>3153357>he thinks it won't become even worse
A little bit of Almond Eye in my life A little bit of City by my side A little bit of Tarumae's what I need A little bit of Dober's what I see A little bit of Suzuka in the sun A little bit of Bono all night long A little bit of Jordan here I am A little bit of (You) makes me your torena
>>3153367>Guy singing about how much of an easy slut he is
>>3153367>Tannhauser #5
>>3153344It's not worth bothering with. One vote will never make a difference anyway.
There is literally no point in voting in Kentucky. Barr is going to slaughter.
>>3153344But if you don't vote, you can't choose which flavor of Israel you'll get
>>3153372You could still vote on local shit where your vote matters more. Like voting yes/no on raising taxes for a bridge. Or putting signal lights on an intersection. Or banning all art focusing on feet.
>>3153372it doesn't matter honestly, you vote for one and you get fucked by high tariffs, high prices and corpo wank. you vote for the other and you get fucked by immigrants, woke shit and troons everywhere.
Vote blue so you don’t get cucked out of a concert again.
>>3153379The margins on that are in the thousands. Even if I could convince everyone I'm friends with to vote exactly how I wanted to it still wouldn't change the outcome.
Not voting til a politician makes umas real and builds a state-mandated uma gf program.
Gonna vote for Rudolf as governor
I get being demoralized on the federal level, but local elections are the ones where you actually do matter.
>>3153382>Implying keeping a major issue secret to the last minute was anyone else's fault
>>3153384>Finally get state mandated uma wife >She kills herself cause I'm too far, bald, old, and ugly >No replacement sorry
six seven!
>>3153384Mongolia unironically.
>>3153390>Triple speed rainbow during summerNice AI generated image.
>>3153380I'm not umerican but I like how your president is a literal billionaire child rapist that used to rape children in the billionaire rape island, and got you into a war and got played like a fiddle by Israel, yet one of your main grievances is still "the troons"
Is there a keiba scene in israel?
>>3153396I can hate both
>>3153396>billionaire child rapist that used to rape children in the billionaire rape island>and got you into a waruhh, based?
>>3153402How did Teio get away with all this?
>>3153389they would give you one of the low self-esteem generics like Imagine Success, no worries.
>>3153405Those aren't cookies
>>3153405My great grandma had actual cookies in them, and they were usually so far past stale.
>>3153396>"the troons"Trannies are not an abstract concept. Nobody believed a faggot in a dress could be come a woman twenty years ago and now you're being treated like the insane one for not believing in this shit. If a politicians says the sky is purple he simply doesn't deserve my vote.
I simply write in all of my preferred candidates.
>>3153412Again, literal child rapist billionaire unabashedly stealing money from you and bragging about it but you're mad about trannies
I will not voice my opinion on who amerifriends should vote as they should make the choice themselves even though there is a very clear side I preferIts the blue ones, mostly because of Russia, being eastern euro is tough
>>3153414The other side are also child rapists, genius.
>>3153416Sowwy bwo wussia is based and twad now
I hope drumpf wins just for more memes
>>3153417Right, best to vote for the guy that fucked the most children then. At least he's honest and funny about it!
>>3153416It's a rollercoaster living in America. Blue wins presidency, red wins midterm, red wins presidency, blue wins midterm, blue wins presidency, red wins midterm. Rinse and repeat
I hope the Samson option fails if they try to launch it and they become a crater
>>3153423On one hand it seems to put a stop to complete incompetency, but on another I feel like you aren't gonna get anything done like that
>/pol/ is no longer an outlet for people to express and debate these things because it's infested with bots
>>3153421He really doesn't have it anymore, manHe lost the spark years ago
I'm shrimply not gonna vote.It doesn't matter anyway. A total lose lose. I vote one way, and I'll get fucked by them. I vote the other, they're doing the fucking. I stay at home and play uma musume instead and I get fucked by Light Hello and random mood downs and shitty inheritance and bad luck but at least I don't have to leave my apartment for that.
>actually do believe in accountability and responsible budgeting and making sure funds go to the right places>Hate voting blue because of this>What does the red candidate say?>"My priorities are God and the Constitution!">Track record includes giving millions to megachurchesI hate it so much I feel like either way I'm losing
>>3153423I suppose the legislative and executive switching to opposing sides every time is the whole purpose of the Separation of Powers as devised by Ummanuel Kant. You get an equilibrium where on side doesn't get the upper hand permanently.
Remember the ancient texts please>If /pol/ma is ever achieved it will destroy the threads and everything they stood for
>>3153437Except this time one side had all 3 branches and still complained that the establishment was keeping them down.
i hope whoever israel puts as the burger scape goat grows some balls and does something to iran
>>3153438Well today IS the /pol/ma day. It will probably go away once CM starts again
if we in off-topic hours I wanna say I finally got the Wolves at the door event in DD1 and killed him first try :]
>>3153438give it an hour people will have it out of their systems and worry about cm day 4til results come in
>>3153443Do they still have big booby class mods in that game?
>>3153443Wolves hunt in packs! 'tis weak to ice and fire both!
>>3153445lol I remember when most of hololive avoided streaming back in November 2020 on election day.
WE'VE GOT LESS THAN AN HOUR BEFORE CM AND WE'VE STILL GOT IMAGE SLOTSLEMME SEE YOUR WAR FACE /VM/A
Every day is /pol/ma day.
>>3153456
>Run my wife because she is very good this CM and I feel like it>She has 49% win rate>Machan has 9% and Pearl has 2%I mean I am happy my favourite is doing well, but at the same time I feel bad for the other two
>>3153457The thumbnail looks fucking horrible dude
>>3153437Umantesquieu was a masonic asset. 'Separation of powers' is a euphemism for 'divide and conquer'
>>3153465>The thumbnail looks fucking sexy dudeftfy
>>3153472She looks like she's bleeding
>>3153453I've lost everything at the casino.EVERYTHING.
Hokko's ult can only trigger immediately as late race starts? Unlike Flower who can trigger if she overtakes into 4th from 5th?
>>3153466You really would have us be ruled by the guy with the biggest credit card as proposed by Thomas Jobbes in the Leviathan?! Any system of government needs to based on f2p principles!
>>3153459My Machan is kwabbing too. I'll try to rebuild her with KMS Miracle's card today
>>3153459Cheer kingu is coming in clutch for me, too, but i feel kinda bad for not sticking with my original plan of looping paces for Air Groove and now king's responsible for 75% of my wins
>>3153474all women do that
>>3153483yeah but it's not sexy
Could you please stop playing that? All I can think of are those gang beast clips
SOON
>paces are due to become better soon (tm)>lb0 tachyonI suppose if nothing else it's a free target for any selectors for cards we get.
>>3153486you sound like you wouldn't fuck your umawife during her pregnancy
My wife is carrying so hard, I fucking love her so much
>>3153494That sounds like a really bad idea, can't that fuck up the pregnancy or the baby? I would be too scared of messing it up
>>3153491The thumbnail looks fucking terrible dude.
>>3153507the uma baby inside the womb is probably 10x stronger than you already.
>>3153507I'll fuck her in your place if you're too scared
>>3153477You played it safe, when you should have been pushing the envelope harder.Tazuna told you to level up your Guts, why didn't you listen?The sand at the bottom of hell is magic sand.
>>3153507look at mr giant dick here, all concerned
sorry for the off topic /pol/ post
did someone say images
>>3153512>>3153513>>3153516I genuinely wanted to know
>>3152959Taiki is understanding like this because she has a bush, too.
>>3153523>which uma hates the jews the mostoy neigh
Man how did this guy even reach Group A? I feel so bad for him :( he hasn't won a single one of his past 5 races and his winrate sucks
>>3153521it's like 99% safe if you aren't doing weird fetish shit
>>3153480You are too blinded by propaganda to see that every single one of your heroes is alredy on the Oy Neigh payroll. Money-changers and usurers! There is little they love more than a convenient set of byzantine institutions to hide amidst, so that they can freely govern from the shadows.
>>3153536That's good to know, it sounds hot as hell honestly
>>3153541>jamming your cock up to where your kid is developingDoes it though?
>>3153540byzantine institutionsI will not allow any slander of the Byzantine empire! In this house we keep the Byzantine Dream™ alive!
>>3153544Must... Not... Giga...
>>3153544Your pregnant wife is about the hottest thing you can possibly see and touch in your life
>>3153544anon, your cock is not that big ...
>>3153517Who voted this toreina?!
>>3153559For Yeppers it might be
>>3153559Yeppers wouldn't say this
To me having a preggo fetish is like having a fetish for women on their periods. Doesn't make sense and I don't want to deal with the hormones.
>>3153566>preggo fetishIt's literally the default fetish you come pre-installed with man
>>3153562>>3153565Yeppers could easily TANK yoursAnd mine too
>>3153567No, getting them pregnant is, not getting horny over diet-vore.
I oshi both Oguri and Copano so them making me a "metafags" is horrible
>>3153571>diet-vore.????Nobody wants to get eaten dude
>>3153577You know exactly what I mean.
>>3153579I don't really get it but I also don't think we'll get anything out of this conversation, neither of us
Who won the boobs vs flat race?
>>3153584The bobofag
>>3153576Oguri I can unironically understand, cingray newfags and all, but nobody oshis brickey
>>3153584A candidate that shouldn't have participated
>>3153576this is why you play them once they're no longer SS tier meta
>>3153583Skill issue, I always get something out of my assertive opinions: The feeling of being correct.
we need more pregumas
>>3153588But why wasn't that win disqualified? just make the second place the winner.
despite sparking hokko my only real newmas are her, rickey and maybe if you count her inari onefuck me man this game sucks
Today is Gabe Newell's 64th birthday
>>3153584demoflats won and opened the strait of horumaz
>>3153453
>>3153586>>3153587I would've demolished that guy if I managed to join the races
have you ever rolled on an uma you know nothing about and care nothing for?Did you end up sparking them and winding up with stockholm syndrome?
>>3153593Umas with big bellies are cute
>>3153597What happens to PC gaming when he dies?
>>3153607Plumbing maintenance at Tracen must be a nightmare, honestly.
>>3153608We'll probably go back to piracy and continue like nothing happened
>>3153609>>3153609>>3153609
>>3153602It was a bit of a shame that the main event didn't get as much lead up as the preliminaries did
>>3153587RICKEYRUCKY
>>3153608It will genuinely be over, I wish he could outlive Tim Rapey but I don't think he will
>>3153597>abandons the half life trilogy >abandons team fortress in favor assfaggotsGabe and valve can go fuck themselves.
>>3153601Kek
