>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. FINALS UP NOW!!!!!>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (November)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1793541782650.png>Game Enhancement Toolhttps://hachimi.noccu.art/>Racing Simulatorhttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai>Champions Meeting Data and Simulatorhttps://hakuraku.moe/>/v/ma sings!https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3094122/#3094190Previous Thread: >>3159695
Pandora LOVE
I AM SO FUCKED BRO
I'M NOT READY
Looking status?
HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY WEAK KNEES ARMS ARE HEAVY
>considering self-harm over steaks
>>3161017NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR /V/MAPYOI!
>>3161017I'm in B finals.
wuv Helios or however the six is seven'd
>>3161017DAZED. REELING. ABOUT TO BREAK
>>3161017I don't know how it is looking, but I know it's NOT looking good
No 7s and the EVERYONE BELOW THIS POST will have bad luck
Im about to SHIT MYSELF BRO IM NOT READY
She approaches.
>>3161017I'm shitting wet diarrhea all over the place and I might kill myself
>>3161028>off by oneWHY DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING
ALL CLUBS REPORT IN
>less than five
Im ready for another humilliation ritual
>>3161033LETS GO /HERSE/
Are too much chocolate... gonna puke...
>>3161033Not looking good... reporting in
Danchou, if I lose finals, I need you to euthanize me.
>>3161033The doc is standing by
>>3161033BEEma here
>>3160812Sure, I saved a video from all my finals
>>3161033/v/agabond, solving the equation.
>>3161033Oy neigh standing by
>>3161033/v/ma, standing by
>>3161033/herse/ standing by
>>3161033/v/MERS LOCKED AND LOADED
>just ate 20 sour patch wings again
>>3161033Der/bee/ here
>>3161033Mambo STANDING BY
ZU-ZU-ZU-ZU ZU-ZU-ZU-ZU ZU-ZU-ZU-ZU ZUMA!
>>3161044Thank you. I'll get to updating the Leo collage with this and any other revised screenshots later tonight.
>>3161051Neigha...
ITS UP GO GET RAPED.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3161033starASTERstar ready to job again
>>3161017Goodn't
WE ARE SO FUCKED LETS GO.
CHECK YOUR INBOX
MY HEART IS GONNA JUMP OUT OF MY FUCKING THROAT BRO
>Im 3/3 in sprintWTF WUV THE CASINO
>triple late start Its over.
>Late start>2nd:)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING WON WHAT THE FUCK
>SHITTER LOBBYGET FUCKED
>UF4sWALLAHI IM FINISHED
>Late start x2>3rd by a neck againIt's ogre. I'll never win a CM ever again
LATE STARTRUSHED3rd
LETS GO
50 pulls!
2 1/2 GREENS, A APTITUDES AND A DREAM
>machanYou didn't beat the CM
I GOT FUCKING RAPED
I CANT WATCH
I can't fucking believe it, it's over for meI'm such an irredeemable fucking loser
I will lose and its alright, I rarely get into A finals as is
They did their best, but it was a casino after all.
PDM IS SO FUCKING GAY
>lost to an aston machan>second was a bakushin>basically lost by two headsI AM GOING TO KILL A NIGGER
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA???SOU!!EL CONDOR PASAAAAAAAA
Are you fucking shitting me?
Janny hard carried the CM for me
Doto late started... ah well
>3rd but didn't try that hard>Remember the gap in carats between 1st and 3rd is 1500
>>3161080
>HE DIDN'T INVEST IN THE KING
>>3161084Why, why does this shit must happen to me every single fucking god damn time, I can't take it anymoreI will never win a CM again
>Late started>Paused cuz too afraid to watch
Second host here, if someone else wants to take over this time be my guest, I’m dead tired.
>>3161087Congrats.
Finally
LET'S GO MY FUAKING KINGU DID IT AGAIN
>Triple Pace KEK PDMs himself to death
>cheeky tenner>R A I N B O W>Cafe dupe
DO NOT CHECK THE HAKU WIN RATE
>>3160876HORY SHET
>Lose CM>Get the Wei monster in a cheeky tennerI'm not mad anymore
KILL MYSELF
>Helios calls you T-Rain
???
I shouldve won that shit im so fucking mad
>>3161084Of course, of fucking courseThis game will never let me be happy, fuck witchecks fuck this game
MY RIVALSTHIS ONE'S FOR (You)
I jobbed.....
Lost against fucking Base Oguri
>all of my umas get blocked perfectly by the make a wish trainer with UG3 as his highest uma,Good thing I don't care about these fake ass CMs and now I can focus on a real one
>>3161116Congratulations anon, I am proud.
>>3161115I triumphant pulsed, joyful voyaged, both of them from second place, and for unfathomable fraud bullshit, I still came third somehow.
HOLY SHIT MY FUCKING PRINCESS SHE DID IT AGAIN
>wanted EL CONDOORRRRR PASA to win>oguri stays first the entire race and just duels everyone to death, despite el being secondi guess sprint A being okay was somewhat of a gaslight since oguri had S and she didn't, still i don't mind oguri cute since this is the first CM i win with her in :D4 plats now
FFS KING STOP GETTING RUSHED
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3161123Genuinely kill yourself, you don't deserve to be so fucking lucky you god damn subhuman that barely puts effort
We did it. 3/3 in sprint
It begins
>>3161119>"I can focus on a real one">Look inside>D*rtGo ahead and share with the class what your team will be, I'll wait
>sprint is a casino and going all in :DAnd i won it all
DOOMCHADS ASSEMBLE
20 minutes until the steak is done better get those races down
>>3161124Nice. Congrats man!
pacekek status: raped and gaped
LET'S GOOOOOnot the uma i wanted to win, but a win is a win
>>3161132200 fucking rolls and I didn't even get any spooks.
/WE/ LOVE GRAND LARP
Machan deity reporting success
>>3161132I'm going to fucking murder Light Hello.
>>3161132ITS SO OVER
I AM DOOMING I AM CRABBING
>>3161127Hey fuck you. I tried this time.
MACHAN DID IT YEEEEEAAAAAAHRAN DOWN TWO FRONTS AND A TAISHIN AHEAD OF HER TO WIN BY A NOSE
My Zuma came for... Christmas?
>>3161130DigitanInariDebufferI own Rickey but i'd sooner die over using a frontrunner
>>3161141>>3161146POST THIS ON THE M4chan THREAD
>>3161132I am done dooming, I just know I will never win again, I am going to start skipping stakes threads and CM nights.I have known nothing but misery for this past year, it's not fucking fairWhy do I gotta get unlucky on 20 fucking CMs?
SHE DID IT, KINGU, MY BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL K9NGU, MY FIRST WIFE DID IT, SHE WON MY.MY THIRD EVER PLAT, AND SECOND KNE TO HER NAME I LOVE HER SO MUCH
>>3161132*Ahem*WHAT IF WE MAKE AN UMATHAT'S META LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE CMSO YOU HAVE TO SEE HER WIN OVER YOUR UMASOVER AND OVERAND OVER AND OVERIF LOSING WINAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHTHAT'S OUR HECKIN WHOLESOMERINO HUGRYRINO IDOL OGURIPREASE CLAP
I FUCKING JOBBED
Oshi once again got cucked out of a win by my own horse.
>>3161102Holy fuark. That's my clubmate.
>>3161108well done groove bro, i will never be not furious about my wedding groove getting brocked in the last mile CM
holy image
Miss Urara
>7 paces>1 front>1 end>all the paces have early raceWelp, lost the roulette of getting 3/4 on my paces but Digi almost covered and probably would have pulled it out if I'd cared enough to get S on the mutant instead of A since she lost by 3/4 of a length. Not too bad for phoning it in in an 11k lobby, and Haku says I was about a 50% chance to win which checks out. Think if Curren hadn't drawn gate 9 which put her out of range to use half her skills, I'd have got the win but what can ya do.
IT'S OVER
>90% win rate>Job to the gateMy hubris was too high
>>3161151c:
>>3161132I'm gluing all three of my aces.
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEXY LADY
>>3161164SUPERSEED
GO WHITE GIRL GO
>tfw full zodiac is accomplishedHow did you fare in the sprint casino?
>>3161152>playing a dragon ball game and getting mad at goku
I genuinely forgot what winning a CM feels like, my experience with this game is so fundamentaly different from all of you who've won several CMs by now, I will never see the game in the same way as you
>My entire club got rapedOH NO
>>3161131Group A btwImagine jobbing to an SS
>>3161132It's sprint. Why feel bad about losing a coin toss?
>>3161156I was too happy oops
THE NICE NATURE STREAK IS OVER!
>>3161160You are dooming, Harubro and YOU are dooming?
it's funny to me that both loser back up singers were Curren
>jobbed to a 21k bakushinDamn itwhen are we changing scenarios, GL makes me want to smash my head on a wall
Let me know, how do I know if I should quit? I always end up coming back but I genuinely feel utterly defeated today and dirtslop is just garbage
>Silver upgrades to Gold upgrades to Rainbow>Lucky Armor Fuku
>Undefeated GL streak BROKEN
>>3161146GUESS WHO JUST GOT THE PLAT STAR FOR THEIR BIRTH SIGN AND FAVORITE DISTANCE
>>3161157I noticed she was underperforming compared to the rest of my team, so I remade her last night. A sequence of I wanna Win with you + risky business + racing spirit stamina allowed her to hold the lead in the last stretch. Gotta say I feel good about this one
I AM SO FUCKING MAD MAN I SHOULD'VE WON THAT
I'VE ASSEMBLED ALL FOUR SPECIAL UMAS. ALL FOUR PIECES OF THE PUZZLE!
>>3161174Ultra Gods…we lost to Super Saiyans!
>>3161193Only one more gyaru missing!
>>3161192same bro, my Machan was behind another that couldn't even proc GW and had fucking corner recovery and 564???
>0 URA PLATS>1 UNITY PLAT>0 MANT PLATS>0 GL PLATSLAUGH AT MEPLEASE LAUGH AT METHE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT IN THIS THREAD
>>3161131>>3161174Remove Daring Strike.
SHE BE FINEIN ON MY CLOVER TILL I MOTION
>>3161193note that helios and palmer have a lobby conversation together so might want to collect that one first
>>3161197>t.oreina
NEVER WON A SINGLE ZODIAC CM AWARD
>>3161200She's going to be queen this time for sure.
>>3161198>SheeBeebroken
POST YOUR SOULFUL MUTATIONS
>>3161202I'm literally the guy in that post except now I have 1/21
>>3161208Mine jobbed to oguri cap....
10 minutes, get ready
>Lose CM>Do 1 despair tenner>mfwSee you lads. I'll be real busy tonight
Just get lucky
Oh right daylight savings
WHY IS THE CHALLENGE RACE C*RREN
BAMBOOCHAD STATUS REPORT
FUCK YOU
>>3161151Getting too excited there, anon
IM IN DESPAIR!!!!! HORSE GIRL RACING HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!!!!!
I have never seen it so low
>no Fuji posted yetHoly shit are you THAT bad at the game?
fuck this game and fuck my life
>>3161200Very Fine!
>>3161220EoS is imminent.
>>3161216SHE FELT LIKE SNIFFING MACHAN'S ASS TODAY AFTER MY PACES GOT PDM TO DEATH
WE WUV AYABE
>>31611511st rate torenah right here
THIRD RATEBROS HOLD ME IM TURNING INTO A CRAB
areyoufuckingkiddingmeI shouldn't have installed hachimi to find out just how badly I got fucking frauded. I want to murder a nigger. I want to kill.I WANT TO KILL.
>>3161216Kwabbed. Sadly
So who's the lucky uma you're taking on an outing?
>>3161227HOLY KINO
>>3161216*crickets*
>>3161232NEXT UMA I SEE IM KILLING
post your lobby estimate percentages!i still dunno if this is a jobber lobby and my plat is mickey or not
>>3161230I seriously need to murder the 2 other "people" in my lobby, nothing would make me happier
>2ndThis actually hurts more than 3rd.
>>3161232Silence Suzuka!!!
>racing carnival>it's not actually a carnivalWho comes up with this shit?
>>3161230Who won? I'm guessing the Pearl on the left.
>>3161232The one who needs bond level and I couldn't take out last time.
I LOVE SPRINT SLOP I LOVE LOSING TO WORSE UMAS
GIVE ME THE STAKES I NEED TO SHITPOST THE PAIN AWAY!
>That moment of the thread where everyone posts their oshi win, proving they are better than me, while I jobbed againYeah fuck that, I'm leaving
>>3161236100% win ratio because I wonend of
>>3161230>I shouldn't have installed hachimi to find out just how badly I got fucking fraudedNever look at the odds if you lose. This is a cognitohazard.
>>3161103Oh I almost forgot
>>3161236Jobber lobby is decided by the divisor on your final screen. Anything 5 digits is sweaty, and gets progressively worse the higher you get, while something like an 8k lobby is pretty easy.
>>316124310% Aston Machan one, and 5% Bakushin came in second.33% Oguri Cap was third. Hey, that's me!I want to shoot them, I want to PISS AND SHIT on their fucking corpse.
>>3161248
>>3161100i can do this if there's no other takers, it's takamatsunomiya kinen right?
>2500 vs 1200 caratsThey literally just bricked my accountI seriously hope Cygames gets a terrorist attackThey seriously need to be killed for how much they have ruined my life
>>3161247
>>3161227YABE KINOOOOOOOO
>>3161236won as expected
>>3161235>>3161239Well? Kill her, please.
>>3161254I had high 14k highest I've seen. Faced an oguri abused with 70% win rate (fraud)
Got spooked by Lucky Armor Fuku, Biwa, Eishin, and Tamamo but finally got the zuma! I'll take her on an outing to celebrate! WEI!!
CARCINIZATION ON AISLE 5REPEATCARCINIZATION ON ASILE 5
LOL
I frauded the FUCK out of that dude, I thought it was over. I didnt deserve the win
>>3161260This but unironically, I'm uninstalling the game after this thread
:)
>>3161259
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO!
>>3161236I don't know what this is, but i will not use it.I don't want to know.
STAKES IN 3 BINGS!!!!
>>3161277BIG BEAUTIFUL BONO
>>3161280There won't be tears but there will be blood.
>>3161103This is getting uncanny, next you will tell me that she won you your first plat and is also your wife
I CANT CONTROL IT
>Frauded another platyuuuuuuuuuuup
TAG YOURSELF FIDDLER CRAB REPORTING FOR DUTY!
>>3161286pearl on the right lmfao
>>3161288Kill yourself, I hope your family gets cancer
>>3161282New haku feature where you can 500x sim your room to see how many times you would have won. It's cope.
>>3161289KING KRAB MINE GOT FUCKING RUSHED
>>3161289King crab today
>>3161288Give it up. You don't deserve it.I DESERVE IT, NOT YOU.
>>3161268Yea, it certainly scales exponentially as you start to get those higher ranks. My 11k lobby had me and another guy with 65% WR and then the third guy was like 40ish
SHE DIDN’T RUSH
>>3161289I'm from Maryland so I'm a blue crab
I AM SO FUCKING MAD
BANCHAN DID IT!!!!!! (In group B, sorry collageanon)
>>3161289FIDDLER CRAB BROS WW@
>triple late start lmao go fuck yourself
>it's timeIIIIIIIIIT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTHTHE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FORTHE /v/ICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY STAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSON THIS EPIC EDITION, OGURIN IS CHALLENGED TO THE THRONE ONCE AGAIN, WILL WE SEE AN UPSET? CAN TAIKI CLAIM HER OWN TRIPLE CROWN? WILL THE ASHEN BEAST CONTINUE IN OFFICE?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT>ROUND 19133224891332248913322489133224891332248
Win rate is a fucking meme
>>3161289I am king crab, and I am entirely justified in my being a crab.
>>3161302Still cool
>>3161305I'M IN
>>3161305kill yourself der schizonot joining a stakes hosted by a doxxer
You fags are way too fucking fast
MACHAN GOG OG OGOGO MACHA AAAHHHHASHDHADHDSADASDSADASDASDSA
>>3161305CAM ON URARA WIN SOME STAKES
By a fucking nose my sprint Rudolf was beaten by a King Halo, damn. At least the double debuffer guy jobbed
>>3161305NIGGER
>posted the crab image just before the race so you niggers would be busy typing while i join the stakes
>>3161305Machan SWEEP
>>3161305LOVE YOURSELF DER/V/KANGI'M ALREADY IN THE ROOM
>>3161305FUARK
>>3161305GOD DAMNIT I GOT DISTRACTED BY CRABSRed Rock Crab btw. It's a classic.
>>3161236Sprintcasino working as expected
>all these accounts she's bricking
>>3161305Didn't make it in again award
OPEN THE SECONDARY STAKES ROOM
>>3161316>t.
>>3161305>Taishin crab gets and trolled battleWhat did he mean by this?
>>3161317I saw :29 and just started spamming Update. I am immune to your tricks
HOW THE FU- OPEN THE SECOND ROOM
>>3161286Nope, but she did win me my second plat in the first capricorn. She's my second favorite tho
>>3161317devilish doto
FUCK YOU KING NIGGER
>>3161317EVIL ASS DOTO
>>3161273I don’t care how you feel about the rest of her localisation translating names is stupid, it’s not as bad as not letting Bourbon call you master but it’s retarded all the same.
>>3161324IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY I SPENT 3000 GEMS FOR NOTHING
STAGGER THE ROOMS PROPERLY THIS TIME
>>3161326...RELEASE THE /V/MER
>>3161329You passed the witcheck. Sasuga old /v/ poster...
>>3161326The 2nd room hoster has quit hosting because of the Oguri Taishin thing unless he wasn't the one that posted him quitting
WHERE IS THE SECOND ROO. YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!!!!! LET ME INNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>3161341THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>3161341link?
second room doesn't even count so who caresthe first winner takes all
>>3161341Nah he's just tired >>3161100
IN THIS HOUSE WE WANT GROOVE
What if we had three hosts
since nobody else is hosting...SECOND STAKES ROOM859468128594681285946812
Notice how only bad trainers use the N word
>>3161341I WUV SPREADING MISINFORMATION
She's done it again... my almost imperceptible daughter...
>>3161344Der/v/ club chat
>>31613262nd host is le tiredgomenasorry
ATTENTION NO SECONDARY ROOM THIS TIME! OUR SECOND GUY IS SLEEPY AND WE'RE TESTING IF THIS WILL LEAD TO FEWER SHENANIGGENS!
>not entering the stakes because I was using a reheated team>can actually read the thread for once instead of maniacally refreshingThis is kinda nice.
SECOND HOST ONEGAIIIIII
Can anyone host a room as long as it meets the reqs and they advertise it as a /v/ma stakes?
>>3161355>el var acute
>>3161355Lmao >>3161349
>>3161349>Sub 5 seconds
I was hoping one of my other girls would win but fatty got lucky pace and decided no one else was touching 1st place that race
>>3161349ARIGATHANKS
I didn't get in it doesn't count host the real second room
>>3161353LET ME IN
>>3161289
>gigablockedack
FALCO CONTINUES HER KWAB OF KWABS STREAK
>>3161346i can't believe second host died... he was so young
>an alien shows up in helios' character story and nobody acknowledges itI guess bro
>>3161349HOW ARE YOU FAGS SO FAST
>>3161349IS THIS REAL?
>>3161355>FEWER SHENANIGGENS![X] Doubt
I WANT HARU URARA AS THE QUEEN NOW
TOO FAR OUT IN FIRST THAT MY FALCO COULDNT FUCKING ULT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
I failed you guys.i'm sorry.I'm a NIGGER shitter.
WELCOME TO FALCO'S MONTHLY HUMILIATION RITUAL. PLEASE ENJOY THE SHOW
>>3161346>>3161351https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/post/3072142/Good to know it wasn't him then. Or it's still him.
>first host first room: ASTON MACHANhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=klr2bl8LSwpK-lOmW-tr57Ma
THE FUTURE IS NOW
>3161377kys namenigger
LETS FUCKING GO MACHAN
She stole Akebono's ms victoria by a neck ;_;. Should have gotten sprint s for the fat fuck.
>>3161369No trainer can survive the Taishin amazon press so many times. That he held out for that long is a testament to his strength.
>>3161305I just wanted to do one, you guys take it from here
>Won my first stakes room everI WANT TO SUFFOCATE BETWEEN MACHAN'S THIGHS RAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>3161377>DoxxingYOUR ACCOUNT IS MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3161381>first host first room: ASTON MACHANhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=klr2bl8LSwpK-lOmW-tr57Ma>second host (?) first room: FUJI KISEKIhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=EbnPeOlwirUsp4-VBapHDrF3 (is this one even legit)
>>3161381>second host first room: Fuji Kisekihttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=7l-c46vAHssi5psUrJxlxVqF
LETS FUCKING GO MACHAN LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO
>>3161305THE INTELLIGENT AVIAN KEEPS THE LEAD THROUGH THE WHOLE RACE, BUT MACHAN CLAWS IT BACK AT THE VERY END AND CLAIMS VICTORY IN ROUND 1! WILL SHE BE ABLE TO KEEP IT UP?!>ROUND 28038547780385477803854778038547780385477
>>3161391Nice win. A stakes win is more exciting than plat in many cases
pls no fuji
>>3161396I'M IN
Jesus that isn't even 2 seconds in
FUJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
NOW WATCH ME MAKE MACHANS VICTORY DISSAPEAR
>>3161400
NO NO NO HISHIAMA BROES THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! NOT AFTER OUR HUMILIATION! ANYONE BUT HER!
>>3161402KEK
WHAT A SPURT FROM FUJI!!362238673622386736223867
>Accidentally mis click for 0.5 secs>fullNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER LEMME IN
SPRINTSLOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP
Second room?
THE FUTURE BELONGS TO ASTON MACHAN
>>3161407please stagger it a bit harder
>>3161407delay starting it a minute I need to finish recording the other race
>>3161407This is a fun stakes room
>>3161407AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
OGURIN THE HUNGRY WILL EAT THE STEAKS JUST WATCH
I CANT EVEN SEE THE LOBBIES
>>3161416COPESHI AMAZON
>>3161416All stakes room are fun
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING IM IN CHARGE HEREHERE
GIVE HER YOUR POWER
>>3161302I was so excited that I forgot to mention that this is the first time ones of my oshis other than my kamioshi (Brian) sang Ms Victoria and I'm even more happy because Banchan is 2nd place in my heart
>>3161414you mean delay to the other hosts start?>>3161415no problemo
>>3161393>first host first room: ASTON MACHANhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=klr2bl8LSwpK-lOmW-tr57Ma>second host (?) first room: FUJI KISEKIhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=EbnPeOlwirUsp4-VBapHDrF3>first host second room: NISHINO FLOWERhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=SRw64PH6gdJM0fHhrw6S_njr
WHO WON
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG* CAM ON MACHAN WIN SOME FACKING LOBBIES *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
I bet they're posting the codes in club chat or discord till 12/18 before posting them here
I'll take anything but Taish*n
WHAT THE FUCK NOT FLOWER AGAIN
HOLY PACE BLOB
>>3161429You have to SPAMSPAM UPDATEAS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
HE DID THIS
>>3161429
SOMEHOW NISHINO RETURNED.
Unofficial and non-scoring room for the slowpokes.If you're able to get into the real stakes rooms, please give like 5 minutes for people to get in here and then it's free game908748259087482590874825
>late start in final>late start in stakes twicep-please...
WILL SHE GET ANOTHER TERM
>>3161426>first host first room: ASTON MACHANhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=klr2bl8LSwpK-lOmW-tr57Ma>second host (?) first room: FUJI KISEKIhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=EbnPeOlwirUsp4-VBapHDrF3>first host second room: NISHINO FLOWERhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=SRw64PH6gdJM0fHhrw6S_njr>second host second room: OGURI CAP (OG)https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=YIgTIUf2DKUano4XhlUogsk7
LEMME IN OR HELIOS GETS IT FAGGOTS.
AAAAIAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE NOT HER AGAIN AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
GET READY TO DRAW LOLI LEWDS ANON
It's over...
A-Am I sexy...?
>>3161442
Have to go out. Have fun and win Ulala for me bros
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>3161450WAIT COME BACK I CAN'T DO IT BY MYSELF
STOP THE COUNT>STOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNT>STOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNT>STOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNT>STOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNT>STOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNT>STOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNT>STOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNT>STOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNT>STOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNT>STOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNT>STOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNT>STOP THE COUNT
>a 4th fucking termI VOTED FOR THIS
>>3161450GET BACK HERE
>One copy of Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time please
Anon i am BEGGING YOU DO NOT DO THIS
PLEASE I NEED MORE OGURI REIGNS, THEY ARE THE BEST ONES
>>3161459KILL YOURSELF AAAAA
HOLY SHIT ELECTION RESULTS ARE IN
>>3161461LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3161461>end>healthy
>>3161458what are we doing
>it happened again
OGURI WILL EAT THE CONCEPT OF TERM LIMITS
did the hosts die...
The Dark Age of /v/ma.... Never ends
PLEASE DONT DO THIS
>>3161469yeah im finna dip soon
>>3161469oguri ate them
>>3161469i ate those food
rooms?
>>316143912/18, free for anyone to fill
>>3161469They committed honorable sudoku to prevent another Oguri reign.
>>3161469
>>3161469THIS JUST INA SECRET ROOM HAS JUST BEEN FOUND
>>3161475oguri...
FAGGOT HOST WHERE ARE YOU
>>3161396SORRY, TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES; ROUTER SHAT ITSELF!NISHINO MANAGES TO OVERTAKE MACHAN ON WHAT LOOKED LIKE A DECISIVE VICTORY!THE SHOW MUST GO ON>ROUND 39336226693362266933622669336226693362266
>>3161469oguri fucked them
CHAR HE'S REQUESTING SASHES LOOK
491566714915667149156671NEXT
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE HER HUNGER KNOWS NO BOUNDS
>>3161484>ROUTER THAT SHAT ITSELF>>3161480
>>3161407Total. Front. D-ACKKKK!!! THAT RAVENOUS BEAST PROCCED THE FREE WIN BUTTON!! LORD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS686834566868345668683456
WHERE IS MY OUTFIT CYGAMES?
>Click on room at 1/18>Join in at 16/18Holy FUARK
Did she do it again?
>>3161484>>3161490AIEEEEEEEEEE NOT AT THE SAME TIME
>>3161485Lucky…
COME ON OGURIN YOU CAN DO THIS!
>This fucking speedLET ME IN BRO
>>3161486>impulsively donated to allAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>pace machans and suzukaYOU'RE HANDING THEM FREE WINS WE NEED MORE FRONTS WE NEED TO BLOCK THEM MOREFRONTS
>both of them failed to stagger so the roomas are now simultaneously posted
>>3161493not yet
>>3161033/v/agabond, standing by!
KILL OGURI CAP WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON BROCKER FALCO
STOP POSTING ROOMS AT THE SAME TIME AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
GIVE ME A O
>El in front coming down the final straight>others catching up but the way forward is open>all she needs to do is activate Plancha and I've got this>...any minute now>race over>she never activated plancha>Pearl and Oguri got blocked>mfw I just lost my 8th CM in a rowI'll never hear Ms Victoria at this point. I'm getting sick and tired of it all...
SEND MACHAN
Seeing Rice's ears in the room lineup is actually fucking insane
>>3161442>first host first room: ASTON MACHANhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=klr2bl8LSwpK-lOmW-tr57Ma>second host first room: FUJI KISEKIhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=EbnPeOlwirUsp4-VBapHDrF3>first host second room: NISHINO FLOWERhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=SRw64PH6gdJM0fHhrw6S_njr>second host second room: OGURI CAP (OG)https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=YIgTIUf2DKUano4XhlUogsk7>first host third room: NISHINO FLOWERhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=_f2DzxynirvGKhrS-u0n6boDLET'S GOOOOOOOO
fuck this man
>>3161484Literal child queen
DO NOT LET THIS AUTOCRAT WIN KILL THE FAT FUCK
WE GOT AN UNEXPECTED WINNER672899506728995067289950
PEDOPHILES HAVE SHIT TASTE
>>3161509
OWARI DA
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX
NOT AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAI DONT WANNA FAP TO LOLI I WANT FAT TITS AND THIGHS AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE
ITs over
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3161502 (Me)>standing byWait the results are in!?I'm missing the stakes?!
>>3161510>first host first room: ASTON MACHANhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=klr2bl8LSwpK-lOmW-tr57Ma>second host first room: FUJI KISEKIhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=EbnPeOlwirUsp4-VBapHDrF3>first host second room: NISHINO FLOWERhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=SRw64PH6gdJM0fHhrw6S_njr>second host second room: OGURI CAP (OG)https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=YIgTIUf2DKUano4XhlUogsk7>first host third room: NISHINO FLOWERhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=_f2DzxynirvGKhrS-u0n6boD>second host third room: SMART FALCONhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Xr30WSb3EgGsxsiOLqEnXg-yok thank god we didn't get a repeat of last stakes
IT'S TIMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs
I support president Barbin anyways.
THIS SHIT WAS FUCKING RIGGED TERM LIMITS NOW KILL THE ROYAL FAMILY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
heh...
>Falco Wins the very lastNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>nishino
I'm just out here taking my wife on a date
>Another repeat queenThe Stakes are no longer fun
oh boy another flower reign can't wait for it to be as fucking terrible as the last one
LOLI IS TRASH KILL YOURSELVES DER/V/INIAN FAGGOTS!
A FUCKINGCHILD
THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE OUTCOME YOU COULDVE PREVENTED THIS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
der/v/ won
>>3161484NISHINO FLOWER BEATS MACHAN AND FALCON ONCE AGAIN AND CLAIMS HER SECOND CROWN! CAN'T BEAT THE SPRINT GOAT!ALL HAIL QUEEN FLOWER THE 2ND!
>>3161523Daylight Savings Time changed while you were traveling, buddy. CM Finals happened 54 minutes ago.
>falco wins as soon as it no longer mattersKWABOTY
I wasn't able to race therefore I do not respect this election or its results.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA IM GONNA FUCKING DO IT FOR REAL THIS TIME
>>3161524This format is pretty good for keeping tabs on things, nice job anon
>>3161535Yeah I was just beginning to forget just how damn awful last one was
Damn zoom call hard carrying 3 fuckin companies slowed down my room join speed. Congrats to Nishino!
Oguri is the Mitch McConnell of /v/ma
BEHEAD REPEATERS
OUT OF 10
This just proves 90% of the front trainers here are metafaggots, there were like three fronts in all of those rooms. Here in a year there won't be any fronts for the frontbroken to seethe at.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>technical difficulties>somehow we get another pedo queenI'm seeing through your tricks! You can't fool me der/v/!
Oh shit I jinxed it
SEX SEX SEX
Kino result, I'm ready for more Flower lewds.
>>3161541I changed three timezones three times + daylight savings time.I didn't stand a chance.
Oh for fuck's sake, I've gotta wait for this too?
Aliens exist.
/SUICIDE/BROS LETS GET OUR PACT READY
>>3161439And the winner of the slowpoke stakes is Seeking the Pearl over Haru by a nosehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=t5SUoRrAdoCmV6KY4Shd8B4u
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>3161556All of the drawfags will just refuse to draw her again unfortunately.
Congrats retarded FujiniggerYou joined all the rooms and didn't even win the crown. You truly are the biggest fucking loser here, kill yourself
THEY PLANNED THIS FROM THE VERY START! WAKE THE FUCK UP!
TERMLIMITSNOWI AM NO LONGER ASKING
got 2nd :(got da zuma in 10 :)
>>3161559I-I'm Helio's bestie?...me?
>>3161564Nah ill cook up some stuff, this was funny
>Beeshino againAh well, there were worse options. Hopefully her second reign is better than the firstBack to moping about my loss I guess
>won a fun stakes room for the first timehoorayone day i'll get into the stakes proper and then it's over for you hoes
>>3161566Lol, you're the biggest loser if you're obsessed with a random anon
>>3161569>Term limits>For a monarchyjej
So we all busting a fat one to our queen tonight right?
ALRIGHT FINE ILL DRAW NISHINO LEWDS
>a race(?)What did they mean by this?
falcon not being able to ult in the first race actually made the difference lmfao
>>3161561>Seeking the Pearl over Haru by a noseTHIS IS BULLSHIT EVEN IN THE SLOW STAKES SHE CAN'T WINGood race. Thanks for hosting!
Just like last time Nishino has taken up her role as the sacrificial queen to take the hate of a dying scenario
>>3161582DRAW HER GETTING FUCKED NOW
>>3161564I have drawn Nishino like 4 or 5 times dood
KWAB OF THE CENTURY
nishino WHORE
>When bourbon wins multiple times>yes best queen, i want more!>When oguri wins multiple times>hahaha le funny meta it happened again!>When nishino wins one more time>NOOOOO CHANGE THE RULES! TERM LIMITS NOW!!!I'm noticing
>>3161540Nishino 1st and 2ndHOLY KINO
>>3161590Nah she ended it fast so THE HOG couldn't get it it's okay
>>3161566Feels like sweepy MIGHT say this
>>3161570I'm sure she will cheer you up!
IM DOING IT IM DOING REGICIDE I AM KILLING ALL OF YOU
Ngl i started grinning like a maniac when Oguri won that room.
I'm sorry bros, I couldn't do it
And that's that./v/ictory stakes recordings should be uploaded to youtube sometime this weekend or early next week.
>>3161592I feel Bourbon's reigns were relatively unimpressive too
>last CM where I can run Taishin >loses by a nosePotential uma She never wonned
I don't even want to fucking drink.God I'm so fucking angry. This is such total fucking bullshit, it's absurd how bullshit this is.People have deleted their accounts for less.
The only ones cheering for Oguri are Crabs btw
Alright tell me what to draw, the lewder the better. If im gonna do this im gonna do this WELL
>>3161600Don't worry anon, I was rooting for you
>>3161490THE ROUND ROUND UMA BARELY FIGHTS OFF NISHINO... BUT!! OUR OFFICIAL SOURCES TELL US THAT THE LOLI HAS WON THE SEPARATE ROOMCONGRATS FLOWER FOR SAVING US FROM A FALCON REGIME!
>>3161604What happened?
WE HATE THE GRAND CONCERT
>>3161546no prob, also was able to get into my first stakes rooms ever too! all that keibaposting i've been doing was all to prep myself for joining and posting for the /v/ictory stakes
That was Machan's only chance to be queen...
>>3161604Did you get BETRAYED AND TRAPPED by Helios or what?
>come in for the steaks>THEY ENDEDNIGGER WHAT HAPPENED
>>3161609DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE WIN RATE OF A THIRD PLACE FINALIST TO YOU?
>>3161590the fact that falco won the room that didn't even matter>>3161614DAYLIGHTS SAVINGS TIMES ENDED, EVERYTHING IS 1 HOUR EARLIER NOW
REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU
>>3161580YOU ARE SUPER PLAYER>>3161601Based and thank you.>>3161606Flower should wear a white sundress. Choose the degree of see-through-ness to your liking.
>>3161614DER/V/ HAPPENED WHAT DO YOU THINK?!
>>3161614Little girls happened, Anon
>>3161612Who?
>>3161604Vibe cheeeck!
>>3161608The humiliation ritual continues!If Machan/Fuji/Oguri won that room then we would still be going. Justifiably too since you both posted the room at the same fucking time.>>3161614Blink and you'll miss it, as expected for a sprint CM.
>3rd>Dupe teio on cheeky 20er and cheeky 9 tickets >machan isn't queen>5x no stam+mile parent
I feel like im forgetting something....
>>3161615Goodbye...toreina
>>3161580Based cafe bro
>>3161623no :(
>>3161610I HATE the scenarioI LOVE Light Hello and thought her story was sweet
>>3161612I should have used my pace one that won me the cm, I thought my front one would escape the pace blob
Starting to understand all the hall monitor shit about giant boobs here You all were just cunnyfags all along
Windy!Congratulations to Nishino for getting reelected.
COWBROS WE LOST
>>3161614bruh I got my ass beat
>>3161606I DEMAND GROWN UP NISHINO-ONEESAN please!
THROUGHT THE ENTIRE GL WE'VE HAD HALF AS REPEATS I BETTER NOT SEE A RICKEY IN THE DIRT
>>3161523The results: Guts WON!
>>3161625>Blink and you'll miss it6 rooms is a fairly normal amount of total races. Though of course the races themselves are shorter.
>>3161612she will come back stronger when her valentine version is released
>Helioslaugh.mp4 is in her very first introductionDamn girl
>was actually getting excited to send people to THAT threadsorry Machan, you'll make it to page 10 one day..
DOOMGODS ASSEMBLE WORST CM EVER
>>3161637kill yourself pornsick faggot
REMINDER THAT DER/V/ IS A TITCOW CLUB, NO ONE CAN SILENCE ME, DON'T LET THEM BRAINWA
>>3161646
THANK YOU FOR COMING EVERYONE!I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE SHOW.
>>3161651I won therefore is good
>>3161652We like yanko tho
>Do 5 cheeky tenners for the zuma>Get a chuuni and a nerd instead
>>3161646The student surpassed the master.Please murder the frauds that beat me.
>>3161658That one looks better.
does the carnival proc the daily shop? i still didn't get all three today
Cowfags talk so much only to RETVRN TO CUN
Demoflats run this place
>>3161654>>3161646gutsGOD
BACKLINERS HAVE BEEN LIVED UNDER AN OPPRESSIVE TYRANNY EVER SINCE OUR SHOGUN ABDICATED THE THRONETHE TIME HAS COME TO REVOLT, VIVA LA ENDVOLUTION
>>3161606Just a suggestion and you don't have to take my idea buuuut:Microbikini and her on top of you. pov, looking down at you in slight disgust but also aroused. You are still clothed. It's the last step before going all the way.
>>3161652I see your angle nowYou won't say this to cunny
>50 on Helios>Taishin and Pasa dupes both of whom are already 5*And with that I have successfully luckbent CB in a cheeky tenner.
>>3161643Alright bet
>>3161645Don't worry, I got you. As long as other anons join me, no Rickey will win the Dirt CM.
>>3161674MY HERO NATIE SAMA
>>3161659FIVE cheeky tenners??
>>3161668IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
Next stakes it will be Falco's time, just (You) wait...
>>3161674I PLEDGE MY ALLEGIANCE TO THE NATURE NATION
>>3161671Prove it.
>>3161679>Always gets right there>Always jobsFUCK MAN
>>3161681That reminds me I'm gonna go date my brand new cheer Neicha and then going to the love hotelSee you later virgins
>>3161674Kill them all, Neicha. All the paces and fronts.
This is worse than 9/11
>>3161606I wouldn't mind if she was a bit hmm...bigger. And sluttier too!
>>3161676You're right, I should do 6 or 7 of them
>>3161679Falco has the most tragic story in all of /v/ma
zoomer bros..
>>3161615The consequences of breaking the casino open. I never open those except when I won.
I CANT CONTROL IT ANYMORE MY BODY IS CHANGING. I AM CRABBING
>>3161606>Nishino reigns during the release of OOTMake the Trainer carry a naked Nishino like how Link carries Ruto.
>>3161692Great now im soft
>>3161690falco winning the race right after a winner had already been called is classic falco
>>3161692She doesn't say skibidi, you're fucking with me
>>3161606Nishino won, draw some good fucking cunny
>>3161692Look at this shit Oguri
>>3161695RAIDEN STOP THAT CLAW
>>3161637I love off model art so much bros...
>>3161673Nice. All lolis should be shot with the onee-san beam imo.
>>3161692I'm so glad I read her career with MTL
>>3161692heliosfags lost so hard
>>3161696Oh I like that idea, keep it coming. I hate dirt so I plan to draw plenty
>>3161692Abhorrent
>>3161705Were you gonna post some?
>>3161653I'm still in awe that Horse MD manages to be the flattest club, but also the third tallest with barely any loli umas. Very cultured of them
>>3161692WE NEED A CAREER DUMP, I NEED TO SEE THIS ABSURDITY TO THE END
>>3161692>People bricked their accounts for thisKEK
>>3161698the winner was actually called because falco wonhad it been one of the previous winners we wouldve gone on
>>3161692DROPPED
>>3161705I have screenshots that say that this is almost on-model though
>>3161692>skibidiI swear to Christ the TLer is a boomer
>>3161708Now that the dust has settled, was it shit writing?
>>3161711Taiki is big but not THAT big.
Haven't been spooked by any of the gyarus so far. Should I just wait til their collective banner to lose my virginity?
>Claw Forward skill releases>suddenly torenahs start turning into crabs left and rightHave we finally found the culprit?
THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN IS LOSTMACHAN SHOULDVE WON
evens I quitodds I stay
>>3161717>>3161711Fine, happy now?
>>3161679Would be kino if we mutated Curren to beat her on dirt this time
>>3161725
>>3161692Paripi doesn't deserve to exist, you understand?
>>3161719It was localizers being too lazy to go out of their way to translate gyaru slang and you should kill them for this
>>3161718>I swear to Christ the TLer is a boomer
>>3161725YOU ARE HERE FOREVER
>>3161718It’s a tranny trying way too hard to look cool with the kids he wants to groom, we’ve known this since those slides were posted.
SOON MAY THE LOLIMAN COMETO BRING US CUNNY AND SEX AND CUMONE DAY, WHEN THE TONGUIN' IS DONEWE'LL TAKE OUR LEAVE AND GO
Repeat stakes winners are so lame even if it isn't Oguri or Bobo. No excitement whatsoever.
>>3161734>herThat's literally a 12 year old boy.
>>3161692
>Seething about translations/v/... home....
>>3161737I VOTED FOR THIS
>>3161725https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17KmNrG9pE4can't you just leave me the fuck aloneI can't even delete my god damn aces yetI'm never going to get over this fucking loss.
>>3161741It is kinda shit to be fair
>>3161695CRABBING HEREI REALIZEYOU WERE JUST LIKE METRYING TO MAKE HISTORYBUT WHO'S TO JUDGEFIRST RATE FROM THIRDWHEN THE GAME IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREETHAT BUCKETS BREED BUCKETSBUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY
>>3161607I also lost my CM finals, 12th in a row, I'd say if reached rock bottom but I can clearly still go lower
>>3161718To be fair, Helios is not supposed to just be incomprehensible at times but also using dated slang so if anything her more zoomer word choices are a problem
>t-rainain't no way
How many pulls?
So upset I never got a chance to send my windbags
>>3161744
>>3161752A whole 20 cheeky tenners.
>>3161659It's hardly cheeky by that point
>>3161719It’s fucking hilarious that they claimed to create authenticity in the same slide that they said they completely changed Helios’ translation because people don’t know what a gyaru is.
>>3161738WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP BRINGING REPEAT WINNERS, YOU HAVE (THREE) ACES
>>3161751>LOL!
>>3161755But that's Grass Wonder
>>3161745I may be ESL but she talks like an incomprehensible retard both before and after. Idk I don't get it, but if it gives you the ick I won't say anymore.>>3161753You have to SPAM updateThe moment you feel it coming Stop postingHave the room search readyHave your 1 runner ready beforehand on saved team 1 so you can submit asapSpam update and copypaste code asap
>>3161646Buono buono~!
>>3161734This looks like an android from detroit become human
>>3161741It’s not even a translation at this point, it’s injecting shit memes just for the sake of it.
>>3161760
I'm sorry guys, I can't take it anymore, thank you for everything
>>3161751>ENTER
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>3161750It's literally impossible to translate her accurately into English. Ironically it's the same as trying to directly localize skbidi into Japanese.
>>3161767Yeah she has about all the brains of an android, and by that I mean none
>>3161770See you in a few months
>>3161770DO A FLIP
>>3161770>leaving because sprint casino
>>3161760THE MELTIES ARE FUN
WAKE UP 10 DAYS OF HALF TP
>>3161774LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3161770AND IWILL ALWAYS WUV YOU
>>3161734>This is who tried to destroy the spirit of Christmas in year one
I don't have her and won't pull until the gyaru but I did find "Rubae" in one of her lobby convos mildly clever, if nothing else...
>>3161764NTA, I don’t like the choice to make her a zoomer but I could at least live with it if that’s really all they did. Instead they go above and beyond to inject shit memes into it, and in the cardinal sin of localisation in changing names and it’s just a shit job.
>>3161774MY GOAL IS TO GUIDE YOU TO A WORLD OF ANGUISH BEYOND YOUR IMAGINATION
>localized in the most obnoxious way possible>massive dykeI do not see the appeal in Helios.
>>3161785>How about another joke, Rubae?
>>3161761I love this image
>>3161775Minor problem with that comparison: They have skibidi, unc, and 67 in Japan too.
>>3161761KEK
>>3161781>unity onlyhttps://files.catbox.moe/rh4h86.jpg
going to roll ruby to cuck helios
WaitI kinda like T-Rain...
Who did you date first anon?
>>3065066>>3065066>>3065066POWER MOTHERFUCKERHOW DO YOU GET IT?
>>3161775Brother they are the ones who proudly claimed their trannylations were authentic, you don’t get to claim that and then inject shit western memes like skibidi into and and not look like a retard.
>Heliosposting and Heliosposters would die out from today on because of thisAlways remember that localizers could crash your uma's PR despite how much you shill them
>>3161770>over sprint casino
>>3161800machan lost... it's time to let her go
>>3161802You could say it was the skibidi that broke the unc's back
I think the translators are doing a great job because they made e-girl Curren canon.
>>3161802Can you use hachimi to inject the original JP script?
>>3161775True, though fan translations were totally fine. This is just a classic case of trannylators making shitty choices
>>3161798It does fit with her zooma speak that they brought in, but man, I really like Toreppi too
>>3161799Doto then Rob Roy
I will literally never hear her sing...
Anyone have THAT kumiyabe nishino and der/v/ edit for OP?
>>3161798Changing names and nicknames is fucking retarded and should never happen.
>>3161734>Now that blue won he will get more powerfulGood job cuckmericans
>>3161801I know you autists would want them to just transliterate her nonsensical dated gyarubabble but that doesn't make it a good translation.
>>3161775>literally impossible>Doubt.jpgEven if that were true, that doesn't mean you also need to go full retard with her character and insert zoomer slang to an obnoxious extent. That's taking extreme creative liberties to the point it could possibly warp the perception of her character, and it has!
>>3161816Actually im gonna have to disagree on that oneToreppi is fine for example bit some nicknames dont translate
/V/MAPYOI JUST LOST A MEMBER
>>3161808I'm looking into it now. It's not an option by default but I suspect it's 100% doable considering unofficial translations are also supported.I'm wondering if Hachimi will support furigana...
>>3161805but the thread...
Oh, they made her a party people because they're bright and cheery like the sun, and Helios is a sun god
>>3161827KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3161818I just wish that they had two settings in the game. Literal translation and localized translation. I'd like to see what the characters are actually like even if I don't get their references and jokes all the time and have to receive external context for them. If other people want to use the localization and get all of their 67 rizzler gyatt bae slay niggerspeak trannylations I won't shame them for it.
>use a ticket>rainbow gate>Fuji dupeAIEEEEEEEEEEEE, I've been spooked 3 times by her and 1 by her alt
>>3161822nooooooo
>>3161818Why not though? It's not like they're translating our zoomerspeak into shit in Japanese. They're just transliterating it.Again, see >>3161792.
>>3161818It makes it infinitely better than this tranny trying to look cool with the kids, but hey you keep defending Allison while he works to rip out as much Japanese culture from the Japanese game as he can.
>>3161798I like it as a riff off of T-Pain, very good pun work that fits the casual bastardization that Toreppi is without needing an explanation
>>3161825You could always use it as your own personal blog until a janny deletes it. Actually maybe I'll do that tonight when I start working on aces. I'll just fill that thread with blogs of my runs until it's out of images.
>>3161829Honestly, with how much storage space we have these days, it kind of infuriates me that a Translator's Note mode doesn't exist in more translated games.
stakes turned into a backrooms epsatano party for the usual der/v/ian psychopaths. And now Helios has a possible worst ever rollout with a DEVASTATING PR hit due to the side-effects of a bad trannylation! Tune in next thread to see how our HEROES will resolve this calamity
use Machan thread pls
>>3161821>bit some nicknames dont translateGod forbid there’s a little bit of Japanese flavour in the Japanese game, am I right?
>>3161830>two more tickets>got the ZumaToday was a good day
>>3161692subtle Skibidi Rizz uma foreshadowing
>>3161839Bro look at every event in this fucking gameYou might as well start every event with *dondondondon* YOOOOOOOOOget the fuck out of here with that shit tier argument
>kinda want Helios>already have the other gyarumas so waiting for the gyaru banner doesn't make sense>funds are tightWhat do?
>>3161836They are too lazy to do that for one, and more importantly they don’t want you to miss out on their witty and genius injections into the original script that have made it better!
>>3161822How could this happen?? /v/mapyoi status report!
>>3161305And that's the end of CM21 everyone, yet another repeat winner (and one that once again doesn't have much going for her unfortunately) but at least it's not Oguri! It was really fun nonetheless, lots of really close finishes, though not nearly as diverse as the last Sprint CM... Next CM is the very last Zodiac CM! It's so lame they end on fucking dirt of all things, but I still expect to see a few upsets. Sorry for the second round delay, wifi started acting up and the game stayed on Connecting... for 3 minutes straight, nothing I could do there, hopefully it won't happen again! Special thanks to the hakufag that helps with keeping track of the other rooms.As usual, all feedback and suggestions are appreciated, hope you had as much fun as I did. See you next time, /v/ma! >image limit aie... my shitdoodle... https://files.catbox.moe/fzh79n.png
I'm waiting to watch my results till I get home. I put on my capricorn silver title from last year to give my opponents false hope. I hope it doesn't become a self fulfilling prophecy tho. And anyone with a brain knows A finals can't get lower than gold anymore.
>>3161751https://files.catbox.moe/c0ndjy.jpg
>Bet, no cap...skibidi?No man...no. Fuck no man. I reckon you'd get your ass beat for saying something like that man
ragepulled to 0 again award
>>3161844You are shit at your job, Allison.
>>3161859>>3161859>>3161859New thread, lets go.
>>3161855Kekeroo
>>3161850>Next CM is the very last Zodiac CMnope, CM23 and CM24 are still zodiac CMs!>Feb Stakes>satsuki>spring tennoare all that's left
This topic will never die because YOU CANT literally translate helios, shes speaking gibberish If you give her librarian english thats even worse character assassination
>>3161844If I don't hear Cadenza's cover of the Steel Samurai, it ain't Japanese enough >:(All seriousness though, if the events can stay... mostly... the same, why can't the bamed?
>>3161850arigatou host-san!
>>3161850>https://files.catbox.moe/fzh79n.pngWhat is going on...
>>3161832NTA but (American) publishers tend to treat American audiences like literal retards. They're extremely aggressive with localizations, to a much higher extent than when English language stuff gets translated to other languages. >t.rannylator
>>3161822Just when it was looking good...
>>3161850Thank you so much as always
>>3161866Ah yes, because this rubbish trannylation is any better than that! Fuck off and join the 42% already, Allison.
>>3161866So let her speak complete and utter gibberish that ISNT English. She has /some/ normal shit in there that's just enough to interpret.Fucking Christ, one of the most popular characters in Deltarune has a catchphrase of JARONA and another voiceclip of fucking SUSTINGUS. You don't need English to make this work.
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>>3161888Yeah she could say some retarded nonsense word like skibidi
thread is dead no one will ever know I was the one who made Machan thread
>>3161888They trannylated it for mouth breathing retards >>3161872
>>3161906stolen valor, I made it
Finally broke my 3 CM losing streak
>>3161872It doesn't help that American publishers are really good at finding complete and utter retards for play testing...Still, they basically have the script for a Translator's Note version. You need to have that phase before you can localize. I wanna see it!>>3161903That's English gibberish. Write it like it's Japanese gibberish.
>>3161850Thanks for hosting!
>>3161866They did a fine job in season 2 by coming up with random nonsense for her to say that still got the same idea across. Using a pre-existing culture is both lazy and inaccurate.
>>3161222Yeah. Do your best.
>>3161651My El failed her wit check and didn't activate Plancha despite having a 80% winrate. I wanna glue myself.
>>3162590You can't fail the witcheck on your own unique.
