>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. FINALS UP NOW!!!!!>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (November)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1793541782650.png>Game Enhancement Toolhttps://hachimi.noccu.art/>Racing Simulatorhttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai>Champions Meeting Data and Simulatorhttps://hakuraku.moe/>/v/ma sings!https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3094122/#3094190Previous Thread:>>3161008SOMEHOW NISHINO RETURNED.
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MACHAN YOU FUCKING TARDS AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Need the toreina edit
bruhhh
I wanna delete my account and go back to /vn/, this shit is fucking stupidwhy did I have to put time and effort into this shitty fucking gameI did great in the roomsI did great in the CM roundsand I job the finals in the most stupid and unfair way possible?Why did I have to come back to this shitty game? I quit it once.
Hellos translation discourse > nishinos win
>>3161873should've made a better machan, scrub
>zero stakes wins for curren even though it was literally the currenslop race
How does one cope with this? I'm all ears
Ill be taking requests to either>Make loli umas adultsOr >Make adult umas lolisPlease tell me what youd like to see
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs
>>3161873Should've been Fuji
>>3161877Remember this, and remember this well, wisdom of an ancient rule:>The harder you try, the harder you fail
They use props and camera tricks to keep her in frame during her career
>>3161876ogurizz sucks so bad it loops back around to being kind of funny
>>3161880Who is allison?
Pandora LOVE
>>3161896Jej
>>3161890Nishino gets first honors of course
>>3161890>Make loli umas adultsThis, the boob growth would be too hot
>>3161890bigger and sluttier please!
>>3161877steins;gayIn all realness this is the most gambly cm you can have so you can do everything right and still lose. Also you can post here and there mitcher
>>3161890Smaller and sexier please!
>>3161898>>3161734>>3161719the one in charge of the skibidi
>>3161890>Make adult umas lolisI think this one would be more interesting actually, Nishino WILL be an unironic top tier wife when she grows up even without the lolicon stuff, so I am quite curious
>>3161876PRAISE THE SUN
>>3161888>deltarune>the most trans magnet video game in the entire goddamn internetI thought the people attacking the translation were the based straight white people?
Alright anon, you know the drill.POST YOUR HEROES
>actually won the casino for onceholy SHITE I fuckin' KNEEL, Sweepy you incorrigible, magnificent brat, tonight I will _wuv you so fucking HARD.
>>3161889I lost too but I have fun here with my /v/ros so I don't care much
>>3161890Can I request a specific Uma?
>>3161898The head trannylator. >>3161734
>>3161919You haven't lost like I have
>>3161890Fuck it, I'm gonna let randomness decide the first part, then I'll roll for the uma.>OddsBigger and sluttier>evensSmaller and still sluttier
Evens work on my current wipsOdds draw slutty lolis
CURREN-CHAN KAWAIII!
>>3161890BIG UMAS INTO LOLIS BIG UMAS INTO LOLIS BIG UMAS INTO LOLIS BIG UMAS INTO LOLIS BIG UMAS INTO LOLIS BIG UMAS INTO LOLIS BIG UMAS INTO LOLIS
>>3161917No, please stop doing this, it's psychological torture. Please don't do collages or posts like this ever again
You love to see the retard with a dom getting his well earnt podium finish.
>>3161917This is now the 4th plat that Princess has won.
heliosfags lost so hard
>>3161890Keep Nishino the same but pregnant
>>3161925TITCOW NISHINO
>>3161917Do I have to repost if I posted mine last thread
>>3161890do both at the same timeit'll be funny
>>3161876>BamboozlerOh my god.
>>3161876Bamboozler is fucking hilarious
>>3161920Yes neigha, thats what im asking WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE AGE BENDED?
>>3161935Kill yourself
Daitaku Helios is the Zilla of Umamusume.
>>3161917Kingu was a champ from the very beginning
>>3161876>ogurizz
>titnigs taking over the loli reignfuck off you already had multiple, fucking hogs, let the flatfags have something
>>3161877It's ok anon, I have lost multiple times with 90% WR before, CM finals is just a gamble. Your job is to get to A finals, don't min max too much because you will get burned.
Another CM, Another Third Place.Fuck this game.
>>3161877Mitcher-dono, I lost to a triple late start. This fucking game is quite unfair in sprints where everyone blobs up
>>3161946Pandora.
>>3161890>>Make adult umas lolisLOLI DIAGIVE ME LOLI DIA BACK
>>3161917I love my wife, it was nice to see her being meta for once
>>3161917No.There are no heroes.This game is a joke.This CM is a joke.Victoria is a fucking joke.Fuck youGo to hell.
>>3161933Other people deserve to have their glory, Anon. It's part of being a graceful loser to let them have their time in the spotlight. It's literally part of all competition. Even if it hurts.
>>3161917DER/V/ BROS
>>3161935LETS GO PRINCE
>>3161946Turn Suzuka into a loli
>>3161890Loli Creek
This helios shit is a literal never-ending argument because no one can explain how youre supposed to translate her, they can only get mad at the end result>literally!You cant>tranny!Okay good talk see you in 10 posts
>>3161951You like little girlsyou don't get a say in anything
>>3161890Please make adult umas lolis
>>3161946Nishino with huge milky motherly cans
>>3161917lickey lickey
>>3161947Why are you so mad? I literally did 5 borrows a day for a week trying to make a good one and I would have done more if not for the Great Flatlining.
>>3161960Not him but man when is it my turn.
>>3161958Anon, your weakness is showing
>>3161935MY FUCKING CLUBMATE IS SO STRONG
>>3161917My first rate and double Capricorn winner Kingu
>>3161891Der/v/ theme, but after recent revelations, they are changing it tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPVgKoruWdA
>>3161916I was using it as an example. I like the game and loathe the people who are in its "fandom."
>>3161876>Banchan localized as bamboozlerYou don't hate localizers enough
>>3161917SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?
>>3161917I love children getting representation nowadays. After a flip on everything too.
>>3161966I'm sure the solution was to insert a bunch of shit zoomer memes and that there was no other possible alternative than that
https://files.catbox.moe/2fo61d.mp4
>>3161939Noppers. Ill backread everything when making the collage.
>>3161960>Other people deserve to have their glory, Anon.No, they don't, I still haven't had mine. These posts are torture and I hope you all realize you are causing me mental harm and I might actually harm myself physically over this
>>3161978Heh, that one is kinda funny
>>3161917I can't...
>>3161917
>>3161966>just use dated slang!Then she's just blue Maruzensky>don't translate it!>picrelIn two years her slang will be extremely dated and fit perfectly but they won't be able to seethe about that
I fear the guy who keeps losing is actually going to die of excitement once he wins his second plat.
>>3161966-t.ranny
>>3161971Ignore the crabs anon, they're mad at anyone who wins
I voted for BEEshino
>>3161978I hate them plenty don’t you worry. I knew they would have absolutely zero restraint with Helios too so it made not rolling her very easy. Death to trannylators.
>>3161988BONOOOOOOO
>>3161971>Why are you so mad?Because you win more than me despite me deserving it more
>>3161984thanx lad, you're a champ.
>>3161958
>>3161918>Someone else kept her winstreak going when I couldn'tNice. That makes me feel a bit less shit about jobbing tonightI salute you, brother
>>3161891Unironic classic banger
https://x.com/warikiryan/status/2118470578281570516?a=zF2V1WQhjz0LTWrN60g&s=20The iconic helios meeting ruby sceneTranslation seems pretty normal to me
https://youtu.be/92cwKCU8Z5c
>>3161990he'll die of bronze-induced psychosis long before that
>>3161985>I might actually harm myself physically over thisIts only a game, anon, you aren't being paid for this, take it easy
>>3161966>It’s too hard to do a good job so it’s alright to do a shit jobFuck off and die Allison.
>>3161917I WUV GARDAN
>>3161935
>>3161984Please don't do this, you are causing me extreme mental anguish, you don't understand how much this hurts. I'm crying right now and I can't stop
>>3161658>>3161637>>3161705ignore HYPer homosexual fagsplease post YANKO huge tits and Taiki's MASSIVE titsporn lives for UMAMUSUMEspecially Yanko
>>3162002Of course they keep one of the gayest scenes for Helios intact
>>3162002>WaheyAlready off to a bad start.
LIL FLO
>>3161966>you can'tLeave it non-English gibberish then. If she's speaking gibberish than it doesn't fit English anyways.Also, what part of Bamchan is fucking gibberish? Zoomers know what chan is.
>>3161917Don't forget!
>>3161966How did fans translate her before? I don't get why it's so hard for you to understand that the trannylators' choice is fucking awful
https://arca.live/b/umamusume/170174154
>>3162011Please take a walk my man, like get some fresh air
>>3161985If you are genuinely going to self-harm over Uma you should probably quit playing and do something else.
>>3162021I aint clickin that
>>3162017Is it bad that I find this amusing?
Guess who won? I really could've used a little feel-good Miss Victoria since I have been feeling so down lately. Especially after being robbed in Arima too. 0/3 in sprint cms too despite being favored every time. This only makes me consider if I want to continue bothering with this game any longer.
>everyone winning>meanwhile I lostwhat to do bros
>>3162017Guys... its kinda growing on me...
>>3161876>BamboozlerThis is the hardest I've laughed in a month.
>get second place due to random bullshit>instantly forget about it once the stakes shitposting beginsNever change bros. Wuv you all.
>>3162020That's a great question, does anyone have an example of how fans translated her? I'm assuming it's just nonstop TL notes which as everyone knows is peak translation.
>>3162002The fact that the tranny can actually do it right at shit like this just amplifies how bad other shit is.
>>3162017https://youtu.be/b15w_l1NhNE?si=YDNa3cyBuLS4Bzd0
>>3162022>>3162023It's too late, I can't anymore, this isn't me crabbing or hating I genuinely can't stand living like this, this game has ruined my mental health
does she even wei anymore
How is this game real
>>3161917i wish it was suzuka but i'll take my 4th plat
>>3162036No, its still localized to WAHEY
>>3162026That's fucked up. I've had similar results. Last time I won was during the previous sprint despite busting ass every CM this time. I finally decided to not try that hard for this sprint, and what do you know I got lucky again. What I learned is not to try too hard to the point it's going to fuck you over, in other words >>3161895Like it's fine to try but I lost so many times I had to not try, and now the game rewards me. It's stupid. Doesn't really make me wanna try either, I fully acknowledge that I am a fraud.
>>3161917GLORY TO starASTERstar
>>3162035Anon, unironcally, stop playing in that case and do something else, this isn't healthy and you should take a break
>>3161890I did my random roll, I guess it chose bigger and sluttier Sweepy so that's the request.
THEY DID ITARIGA-THANKS
>>3162023NTA, I'm not considering self-harm, but I would enthusiastically tank a malicious assault charge if I ever found the people in my finals.
>>3162037The finish times are literally made up
>>3162039tragic
>>3162021>arca>Its not pornI am disappointed
>>3162028I lost despite having a 90% win rate, its okay
>>3162041NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3162036Can’t wei can’t have Christmas get over it chud!
>>3162044Which event is this? I want to see the original.
>>3162028I got third and the one with the worst win rate fucking podium me, I'm not posting that shit
>>3162044gomenasorry...
>>3162042I'm too deep in, I can't, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said anything
WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
>>3162000Proud to serve, Sweepbro. I had 0 hopes myself but I guess magic is real after all. She even cucked my much stronger Machan but I ain't even mad.
>>3162044based
>>3162037The honest one won. Sprint is truly kino exposing all the 564slop fraud.
>>3162057Still anon take care, its literally just RNG. Not something in your control
I will be drawing Nishino a lot during her reign
what stage of crab is this?
>>3162035You're being a complete dumbass, you can and will do other things. Take a break and get some air.
>>3162058This is the one ship I don't mind
>>3162044>ARIGA-THANKSNONOT AGAIN
crab neighasthis one genuinely didnt count, its fine
I don't feel anything losing a sprtincasino like how I lost the 1st capricorn cup. It's just not the worth the effort getting mad and sad
>>3162032https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzSwleGApN8na3P5yJwweRKQHgn88HYhW
>>3162052Christmas is back though
>skibidi>wahey>ariga-thanks
>>3162058Helios is a fine concubine for both me and Palmer (my wife).
>>3162074it will be gone soon though
>>3161917THANK YOU EVERYONE THIS IS MY FIRST PLAT EVER THIS NEWFAG GRADUATED TO FIRST RATE!!!!!! ITS ALL THANKS TO YOU!!!!!
>>3162069>crab neigha>finally win after months of being a salty bitch>this one genuinely didn't count, it's fine
seeing the kind of melties people have over this objectively shit game makes me understand why slot machine addicts exist
>>3162079Doing it with the class rep is extra based
>>3162080If you win it counts, if you didnt win its a mickey mouse cm.
>>3162074Yeah, but they still translated it as "Happy Holidays" several times where it wasn't
>>3162079Welcome to the club newfriend and sovlful win might I add
Are we about to have an hero?
>>3162055>>3162050https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOVB6xXBDfIno anons, you do not understandfor months I have played with no goal, I don't even know what to do nor how to form umas properly I had to run 25 times Oguri just to get one with S Sprint, with fucking full sparks, only to lose to the Bourbon because someone brought a fucking Nice Nature debuffer which clapped my HP somehow I'm getting demotivated to keep playing the game, as now the next CM is a Dirt MIle,and I only have Tarumae and Inari One Festival as my two aces in this, yet I have no idea what or HOW to loop properly the skills and sparks they needLook at how many anons are winning, maybe I am an iliterate>selfdoxxingdidn't care, I just need help
I DEMAND STANDING BLOWJOB NISHINO FLOWER
>>3162084this but only for this cup
Sprint is not more or less casino than other distances
>>3162026you could always take a break for a bit and see how you feel. i remember being legit depressed for like a couple of days after my 2 mutant paces lost to bullshit in the unity sprint, the same to a lesser extent with the mile CM not long ago. i understand how people who lost today can despair over the results especially on losing streaks but you have to remember it is kinda casino at the end of the day
>>3162073Sugoi... I didn't know it was possible to be this accurate!
>>3162088Its okay anon, let me help you out. Lets begin with deck.
>>3162080Now you get it.If you won, it was raw skill and talent.If you lost, it's gacha PVP shit for mouthbreathers.
>>3162087ENTER THE HEROENTER THE HEROENTER THE HERO
>roll for ks guts>get nothing in 200>pissed>roll in desperation for an early roll>get one 40 rolls inThat's 1LB KS in 240. I don't know what I was thinking rolling like that but I guess the gamble worked out. Now to wait for Ramonu
>>3161890I can think of a few ideas>Loli Creek juxtaposed with big Tama and/or Taishin>Loli Bourbon and big Rice>Golshi or maybe Curren as a mesugaki loli
I didn't wanna draw nishino during her first reign but now I kinda want to.Alright, tell me what to do, lewd encouraged
>75% win rate (again)>lost the finals(again)Yeah, I' m done. Also the most frustrating part is noticing all these people who have "whale-tier" stats but then I look at their cards and they're borrowing baku and have like 3lb tachy and then special week and a bunch of not even mlb SR cards. It shows how much fucking luck is in this game. I spent money to MLB Tachy+hello and that should give me an advantage but I've only ever gotten 3 UF runs out of the 200+ I've done since they came out, all while fucking using the training helper and optimizing my runs as much as possible.Meanwhile I've seen multiple f2p luckshitters that have full fucking TEAMS of UF stat horses all just for this CM. I'm done playing the career mode slot machine and losing every damn time. I've been using all my borrows since MANT came out and have NY Opera parent that got me to max follows and somehow still don't have ONE good ace for it. No point in continuing it. My pull luck is horrendous too. Spent over $600 on this game and I'm already going to drop it. This is probably the quickest I've ever dropped a gacha after spending money.Don't spend any money on this game, you get literally nothing. It's a given you probably won't get shit from your pulls unless you spark, but even if you do get shit, career mode still is entirely luck and someone with shit cards can get god runs and you can be perpetually unlucky like me.
>>3162092Not him but I am genuinely depressed right now, I don't want to do something I regret
>>3162088>I had to run 25 times Oguri just to get one with S SprintThat means your parents are very bad. You need to learn how to make good parents. You should be getting distance s every other run.
>>3162092>i remember being legit depressed for like a couple of daysthis but it happened after the Tachyon pulls raped me. Legit turned into a crab for like a 24 hour period and was making voodoo hexes and cursing the thread but I got over it a couple days later. Now that I've experienced that pain, even if Ramono bricks me it won't be as bad
>>3162079Based Bakushinfag. Congrats on the win.
What are they talking about?
>>3162101>Don't spend any money on this game, you get literally nothing.TRVKE
>>3162101Isn't this a copypasta
>>3162073>Translated by someone who actually caresThis kills the trannylator
>>3162079Congrats Bakushinbro!
>>3162101what the fuck did you just fucking say to me you little third rate?
>>3162100STANDING BLOWJOB
>>3162101
>>3161980>>3161917repostan my child too
>>3162113This.
>>3162088Pace Bobo is some satanic shit.And dw anon we'll get you back on your feet. Hokko and Inari are good for next CM, that's probably a better selection than the average player. First things first, start looping, then once you get a solid ball of whites rolling, you can start working on GPs until you get 2/3* mile with decent whites. Stam sparks preferable but not mandatory.
I'm going to dig my veins out
Now that the champion's meeting is over, how do you feel?
Trannylator defenders will never be able to explain why they translated kurisumasu to holidays without being disingenuous.
I want the zoomer retard...
>>3162121Im tired wobbie.....
>>3162096DEPRESSED ANONSCRAB ANONSMELTING ANONSI BEG YOU, WATCH PING PONG THE ANIMATION, IT WILL CHANGE YOUR COMPETITIVE SPIRIT FOREVER
>>3162113x3
>>3162106Best ways to seductively take off an ear cover.
>>3162121I had >fun even though i got second place.
>wub>not wuv
>>3162103Nta but even with affinitymaxxed parents you can get fucked by rng and not get distance S every other run
>>3162121I have never been this mentally anguished in my life, this game has literally ruined me and I cannot stop playing, I need to win I can't keep living like this I need to hurt something
>>31621264x
>>3162103>You should be getting distance s every other run.NTA, I had a 60% chance per run to hit a sprint spark on my Taishin and did FIFTEEN in a row without hitting it.
>>31621311/25 is not an rng issue.
Flower is so sexy man
>>3162121Crazy the polarity. Had I lost I don't think I'd be super upset but when you win, you feel on top of the world. When you lose it's a horrible feeling. If you got fucked by bad luck tonight just take it on the chin, live to run another day, and take care of yourselves. Don't overdo it!
>>3162130ruined
>>3161917Broke my 3 CM losing streak.
>>3162094>>3162119>>3162103My decks are utter garbage because I am F2P.https://files.catbox.moe/65sk23.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ib81bu.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/vw1tiw.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ux2kmw.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/7laz6a.pngI was constantly looping RSP RSST and IGN PWR for the last two weeks with very few hits in between. Because I am looping skills, I cannot focus on the pinks or blues. And because when I get a good blue pink, they fuck me over with the whites. I right now have ABSOLUTE no idea on where to start, I do have some FOUNDATIONS with some umas that I have looped, but they are vew, neither I know what to do with the rest. The worst part is that I am aiming to be an End Closer style retard, but I STILL do not have Mr. CB.
>>3162121I'D FEEL A LOT FUCKING BETTER IF THIS PIECE OF SHIT CHEER GAYLO WOULD GIVE ME GOOD PINKS AND BLUES WE'RE ALREADY 12 DAYS AWAY UNTIL REGISTRATION, ROBBIE, WE GOTTA GO, WE GOTTA GO NOW!
>>3162122It’s the authenticity bro!
LET ME SEE THAT TP ANON
>>3162132Unironically get a hobby, and no I don't mean this gachaslop. You need something that gives some meaning to your life. A healthy outlet. Some anons shill for drawing but you could also idk grow plants, or get a bike and start riding it to places. That way you have something that gives you meaning that's not just a glorified slots machine
>>3162121I put in a mid amount of effort and got a mid result, so it's fine even if my ace lost by a neck. I really should edit Robbie as Digitan
>>3162132>I need to win I can't keep living like this I need to hurt somethinguhh...you good bwo?
>>3162067fivesome with the gyarus!
WE NEED TO KILL PACE CHASERS
>>3162121Worst I've ever felt after winning. I didn't deserve the win because I had already spiritually lost on multiple levels.
Helios lowkirk has some crazy hips and thighs
>>3162113Fuck that's genius how didn't I think of it before starting?
>>3162093Are you retarded? It's already been said that a 100% literal translation isn't possible, but that doesn't mean you just start taking creative liberties and throwing in words like skibidi and 67
>>3162121I will answer you with a joyous songKILLKILLKILL
>>3162147I believe it's at 80 and growing. Uhh I'm gonna go get the new old zelda now. Later!
>>3162144If you're not front main. Start looping uma stan before everything.
>>3162147I AM YOUR STRONGEST SOLDIER CHRONO-SAMA!
>>3162164Good advice.
>>3162140>just take it on the chinI've been hearing that for the past 12 CMs, it doesn't work anymore
I am now only missing aquarius and ScorpioBut I already fucked up losing both Scorpios...
>First CM in a long time without Tama>worst I've done in a CM in agesI'm not that upset at losing, it sucks but I'll move on. But why the HELL am I being carried by the existence of ONE (1) single uma, it makes no sense. I'm not even going out of my way like some other people do with double doms, she just exists and I do better, and without her I perform like shit.
>>3162121Pretty bummed out. I had one of my best winrates ever going into this finals but still jobbed hardLooking ahead at the next few CMs, I get the feeling it'll be a good while before I get another real shot at a plat. I'm not looking forward to going on another long losing streak
>>3162125There's no way this anime is THAT good
>>3162172Tama wuvs you
>>3162170You ever seen Rocky anon?
>>3162174NTA but It is
THANK YOU UMA GODSYESSSSSCUTENESS ACQUIRED
>>3162152I'll hurt myself if you tell me to, I deserve it
>>3162001That whole album is awesome and insanely underrated
>>3162174It's truly amazing. You should watch it.
>>3162121I got the star for my birth sign AND favorite distance. The only way things could have gone better is if my oshi had been the winner again for back-to-back Capricorn plats.
>>3162158It’s not worth arguing with trannylator defenders, this retarded shit is aimed at them of course they slop it up.
>they snuck it in
>>3162106Curren is there so probably nothing good. She corrupted Mayano to be slutty and she will do the same to Nishino and Yeppers. Good
>>3162180You're not defined by a slot machine loss. Go see a professional this does not sound like a normal way to handle losses.
>>3162132Anon, its time to quit, I know its hard but this shit ain't healthy
>>3162174It is pretty good, and doesn't waste your time either. Nice and compact, like watching a movie but it covers the spirit of first-rates, third-rates, competing in a sport. It's not really the ping pong that's the focus, but the motivations of each character. It's interesting, very well done sports anime. Now what anime IS that good? Ashita no Joe of course! Less of a pure sports anime and more of a character drama though.
>>3161917I love this gremlin so much man
>>3162121WHEN'S IT GONNA END ROBBIE
>>3162185HOLY FUCKING KINO
>>3162121My oshi didn't won. But alas, her strategy is pretty fucked up so it is what it is.
>>3162176What compels a man to act this way
>>3162149To be fair, I can get not having other hobbies because I hate everything else in this world. Hate creative outlets, hate gardening, cooking, anything that involves other people, hard work, effort and anything that asks anything out of me. I only like video games.
>>3162172Tama is just that great, she's the white lightning for a reason.
>>3162180Nobody wants to see that. Just take a break, eat some food, get some sleep, do something that's not brooding about uma or on the uma thread. Something /comfy/ that you think might cheer you up.
>i'm hugehelios, you're only B82...
>>3162200What else am I ever using the ten thousand refills on?
Alright you NIGGERS. I will watch Ping Pong and if it's not good i'm burning down the clubhouse.
>>3161917THE STREAK CONTINUES DOBER WUV
>>3162164>>3162167some stuff that I have been looping on the gohttps://files.catbox.moe/4ipuay.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/yi1o8u.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/0j1ztq.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/xj9o9c.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/oibcgc.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/mrocfk.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/5x0yhr.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/4wqltk.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/0rdfwf.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/c6p3oa.pngthis is all I have that has dropped "decently"I have more but those are GGGPs.
So, how do you feel now that Taishin is semi-retired from now on?Reminder it took years for JP to make her into a miler and Global put her in sprint, no cap.
>>3162177No, but it won't help me, I'm a lost cause
>fun-coded>i ate
>>3162209Enjoy, Neigha
Genuinely don’t understand how this game works out the debuff is the favourite.
>>3162209PING PONGERS WON
>>3162213Steampunk in medium CM soon
>>3162215GIRLBOSS!
>>3162195That literally sounds like Marty Supreme, and they are both "about" Ping Pong
>>3162201Getting into a hobby requires pushing through a certain level of resistance, it needs effort to get into one. putting no effort into anything will dead end you, you only view vidya that way because you passed that resistance barrier a while ago.
ENTER
>>3162215This is fucking TRASH
>>3162210ASTERdanchou is truly the strongest mejiro soldier
Late-stage crabness is just mental illness and suicidal tendencies
>>3162215who need they palmussy ate
>>3162103Luckfags need to pipe the FUCK down. They will never in their life experience even one billionth of the daily suffering the luck deprived endure while playing this game.
>>3162223Well Ping Pong predates that movie, first i'm hearing of it. It's worth a watch imo
>>3162215You know I was trying to give them the benefit of the doubt but yeah this shit is trash.
>>3162215https://youtu.be/q6iGllJ-3aQ?si
Holy shit they butchered helios.
I feel like you guys are overexaggerating. The only bad TL in Helios' career is T-Rain and Rubae
WUVPOSTING IS NOW DEAD, IT'S NOW WUBPOSTING, have you said wub you to your danchou today?
>>3162213Someone at Cygames needs to be raped and beheaded for those evolved skills.
TRANSLATOR FAGS HAVE MET THEIR MATCHHOW WOULD YOU TRANSLATE THE LITTLE GREEN MARTIAN?
Windy found my shoes....any takers?
>>3162213Her fans would finally shut up about being robbed of the stakes.
>>3162231Its not THAT bad breh
>>3162233If you are luckcel why are you playing the casino game?
>>3162237
THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN AQUARIUS REGISTRATION IS IN 12 DAYS?
>>3162213I'm gonna use her until the game dies. Plus I put her in all three sprints. Although Tama won the first one.
>>3162231When did /v/ma get infected with crabness?
Im laughing so hard at helios, I think it gotta skip valentines fujin and roll for her
>bitchin about translations/v/ home.....
So, aside from the argument over localization, is Helios's uma story any good? What's it about?I don't feel like watching it right now because I'm really not in the mood to have to parse her goofy-ass zoomer slang I'm a zoomer btw
>>316212174% win rate with a team I made in two days. I'm so bored.
>>3162244
>>3162241Dude no, skibidi is SHIT
>>3162245You should ask Rulership
>>3162125My competitive spirit is dead forever, neither ping pong nor aoi haru can do anything for it.Fuck this game, fuck this track, fuck CMs, fuck luckshitters, fuck luckshitters again for having good cards, fuck luckshitters a third time for good measureFuck everything about this shitty worthless piece of garbage that I begrudgingly picked back up after stopping my favorite hobby because I got busy
>>3162253The constant loses get to men.
>>3162250ACCELERATE MORE KILL GL RAPE LIGHT HELLO AND SLIT HER THROAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiII dedicate this to my neighas who can’t win
>>3162215
>>3162262Relax anon, we must be better toreinas
>>3162255I'd say the bitching is justified in this case. The dialogue is straight up distracting
>>3162244They actually left that 100% untranslated. Localizer fags BTFO
>>3162256she wants to fuck rubyruby says noshe sadthe end
Please don't kill yourself over a loss, anon. There's a lot more CMs ahead and plenty of opportunities to win
>>3162256Yes, I enjoyed it very much but I love partygoer types like Helios so I'm a bit biased
>>3162256From what i know Helios is gibberish zoomer uma coded. Makes sense to lobotomize her via translations.
>>3162236Never give trannies the benefit of the doubt.
>>3162242kek, as much as i'm shitposting about the translations, it isn't as bad as i thought it would be
>>3162247>>3162253Dude have you SEEN some of the post ITT, It feels like some of these might actually do harm to themselves or worse, it's never been this bad
>>3162262Justified crashoutgame is bullshit, just don't take it so seriously
>>3162253these levels of meltdowns have happened on and off at least since the end of MANT
>>3162144That's pretty alright, you got the cards to make almost anything work. No CB definitely hurts if you're running ends often, but in said case you'll want to include the white versions of all your accels since you won't be able to borrow Sweepy/Rubert anytime soon, though that might not be necessary if you're gonna be running CB and Rubert yourself. For now, I'd say focus on loopan the classics: >Uma Stan>Slipstream>THH>PTO>End corners and straights (Shakur SSR is great for this) >Homestretch Haste (CB)Remember that buying the gold version significantly increases the odds of sparking the white, so you can use Tama for THH, or maybe Digi for Uma Stan etc. Besides that, don't worry about a single thing other than consistently getting the skills you want on every single one of your loop runs, and having all of them as inheritance sparks as well, to increase the odds of sparking. If you hit 2/5 skill sparks, use that as your new parent moving on, until you hit 3 then use that one and so on. Once you get one with a good amount of those skills, you can start making GPs. By that point you'll want to start cranking out the number of G1 races. I personally prefer affinitymaxxing over even getting SS, I find it to be very strong especially for inheriting pinks which is like half the reason you'll be making track-specific parents anyways- From then on it's just repeating the process until you get something like >6* Mile sparks and go to town with the tit goblin.
I'm 100% sure that the people losing their mind the most are "based" zoomoids who are way more intellectual than their peers and have to make it known how awful the slang is.
>>3162268I don't wanna be a trainer anymore. This shit sucks. It's terrible. It's been terrible for four scenarios now. It's gonna be terrible for a fifth. Allegedly it'll be okay for a sixth.Fuck this shitty fucking game, give me back the time I wasted on MANT runs and let me run on the trail instead.
>>3162262Welcome to the club
>>3162253The combo of MANT into GL has been unkind to many of our toreinas.
>>3162241Nigga look at this >>3162215
Whenever I get snubbed in finals, I just think about how my favorite uma lost 113 times in a row and I remember losing CM's not the end of the world. There's always another race.
What would a Helios reign be like
>>3162273It doesn't matter, I can never catch up to the first-rates now, my life is ruined
>>3162284I only have 2LB Shakur, over the free one that is MAX LBI have no idea what kind of decks should I run for autoing, neither the parents, as I just keep borrowing a Yeppers that has cracked skills and stamina and dirt
Let's not pretend we were any better>bro>rowrow fight the poweretc etc
>>3162292low-kirkinuinely fun-coded
>>3162297Shoop da whoop!Badger badger mushroom fellow duckrollers!
>>3162297I never watched that actually.
>>3162279The scenes like this make the bad shit just look worse. Like the tranny has the self control some of the time to just and then just slams his head on the keyboard to edit his AI translations the rest.
>>3162297Bro at least makes sense for Aniki, but most weebs just said "aniki".Row row fight the powa was literally the lyrics in the japanese version, what a retarded take
>>3162296NTA but here, this is what you do for autos. You can put in any decent speed card you like as a first.
>>3162224The problem is that it feels more like a job. You have to put in this amount of work for this amount of time at this particular time and make a whole schedule out of it that I just can't deal with it. I just don't like things that feel like jobs that require a certain amount of investment to get a certain payout from it. Improving at a video game is fun because it's generally not meant to be productive, there's no expectation that you have to get good to get the results you want, you just play what you want.
>>3162121>made it to B rank in bombergirl>had a great win rate and won the CMCouldn't be happier.
>>3162289Nah, if they're genuinely getting this pent up about a game like this they have some unhealthy shit going on. unless MANT+GL was some secret reactivated unit 731 psychic weapon in which case that'd be reasonable.
>>3162302Gurren Lagann is mandatory viewing imo, don't care what kind of shit you're into.
>won the only two CMs I care about>can relax and take it easy until EoS and not care about plats beyond that pointYup yup, now this is the good life!I would be a crab if I didn't win those two.
>>3162307Who do you play as in bombergirl?
I regret having played this game, the pros no longer outweigh the bad, I sometimes wish /v/ma would've died so I could completely quit it
>>3162121>15k lobby>died to luckidunno, felt like the hardest one yet and i got fucked by rng
>>3162297>BroLiteral translation of aniki>row row fight the powerNot even a translation?
Sadly I jobbed to a triple late start, but its okay. There's always the next one and I tried my bes, it wasn't in the cards today.394661293946612939466129Dirt is coming and that is another plat to chase. Lets get to work my rivals.
>>3162305I need Slipstream which is not constant, so I need to run Tosho speed or run Gold City, which is a nightmare
>>3162308>unless MANT+GL was some secret reactivated unit 731 psychic weapon>he doesn't know
>>3162262Ah, so you're a PecoDon't worry, you'll get through it
i wlll never get a chance to get my zodiac plat (it was scorpio, got third, first scorpio i wasn't around, although i heard autumn tenno sho was a fun CM to be around for)
>>3162308>genuinely getting this pent up about a game like this they have some unhealthy shit going onI think this game just aggravated some people's latent mental issues and autism>unless MANT+GL was some secret reactivated unit 731 psychic weaponIt was
What's your plan for the dirt CM?
>heliosspeak in JP is incomprehensible even to the other gals who have to study to learn what the fuck she's talking about>Make her talk in zoomerlingo that, like jp, the other girls still don't know what she meansI genuinely don't see the problem.
>>3162319>>Not even a translation?It's not, that's literally just the song. not sure what lil bro was cooking with that one
>>3162121Wonderful
HALF TP IN UNITY, TIME TO FARM PARENTS IN UNITY
>>3162327Quit the game
>>3162327I will perform acts of evil.
>>3162327quit fucking quitnever come back to this shitty fucking game againno grand masters isn't gonna be betterits all gonna be fucking shit and I'm gonna fucking hate itFUCK THIS SHIT
>>3162320Man I wish but I dont have anything yet.
>>3162327Dunno, I guess I could do Rickey-Hokko-Digitan, but Oguri doesn't want to get me the greens so I am waiting right now
>>3162306Most people who adopt hobbies don't see it as a shift producing things but something they do at their leisure. If some non-gamers forced themselves to play vidya constantly they'd probably also feel its like a job
>>3162302You must be 18 years or older to post here.
>>3162327To get lucky or flatline not tryin'
>>31623271 Rickey1 Nice Nature (Cheerleader)1 What's his name, Napoleonic uma
>>3162327QuitFuck this game
>>3162327I don't wanna make dirt parents so Digitan, Inrai One, and Wonder Acute.
I see
>>3162327gonna do>Pace CTaiki>End HDigi>Acute, not sure whether to do pace or end acute
>>3162313I main Shiron, but I also play Suisui/Sepia/Emera/Prune/Roze.
>>3162321Sweep speed? No probs. Who even cares about stats.
>at least three quit postssee you in two minutes
Mates relax, sprint slop is RNGhell for a reason.
>>3162306NTA but if you're this miserable about everything why not just unironically kys?
>>3162331>HALF TP IN UNITY>IN UNITY
>>3162329Makes me question if he’s ever even fucking watched the show, like how the fuck could your forget Libera me From Hell?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofRE
>>3162340I'm in my 30s and watched stuff like Big O and Blood+ while they were airing. The latter of which I really couldn't get into when I went back to it a few months ago.
>>3162352This but unironically.
>>3162327Dirt TrioHopefully Hokko brings it home so I see her jiggle and mog the rest of the cast
>>3162347>thought T-Rain was just gonna be a one time gag from her>this is actually what she refers to you as for the entire career
>>3162353Thats fucked up man
>>3162327Ace Rudolf, SMaru and not sure maybe I'll throw in a jobber Haru for the hell of it or Gold city
>>3162327falcon front condor debuffer
>>3162327Bold of you to assume I have a plan.
>>3162352When does it stop being slop?
Dunno how to feel about T-rain, on one hand I liked Toreppi, but on another its kinda funny
>>3162371next cup is kino by default since its a mile
>>31623206/9Come on mate I dont wanna draw nishino yet I need an excuse.
Now that the /v/ictory stakes are over and we have once again elected the youngest umamusume in the playable roster, let's go back to the time where we elected the oldest one!In just a couple of days, it will be the one-year anniversary of the end of the fourth Champions Meeting event and subsequently the fourth running of the /v/ictory stakes, where Maruzensky took the crown for the first time. As a small celebration of yesterday's stakes, I'll be hosting two reenactment races that (You) can join using either the trainees of today or the aces of a bygone era.2200m, Medium, Turf, Hanshin, Right, Firm, Summer, Sunny, Great MoodsAs usual there will be two rooms where you can enter ONE uma of your choice: The first is an unrestricted room where you can reheat your CM19 aces.The second room will have the following restrictions:>URA/Unity only, maximum of THREE banner SSR supports (including your borrow), support cards released after 11/8/2025 are not allowed, OR you can ignore all of this and enter an uma made before 11/8/2025. Cutoff point for support cards: https://files.catbox.moe/f17mom.pngRaces will start on November 8th and rooms will be opened a full day beforehand. Since Unity is running a half-TP event right now, there'll be a good opportunity for (You) to make a new uma for this if you want to.Since we're stuck with Nu-Unity for the restricted room this time due to Unity dropping during the first Leo Cup, we can gaslight ourselves about how fun old Unity was it wasn't.
>>3162355>>3162319Point was that it's cringe
>>3162371When it gets longer.
>>3162327Sweep, as alwaysEnd DigitanHaven't settled on a third, but it'll be a front/pace of some kind. Running a third backliner on a mile (or a debuffer) would just exacerbate the risk of my end closers getting screwed out of Tracen Cheer and Sharp Steps
>>3162350Alright, guess I can use this deckI do not have Fuji Kiseki tho, which is also fucking me>no Fujin>no Digitalhttps://files.catbox.moe/a89dkx.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/74wobk.png
Which one?Camping Taiki OG Taiki Oguri For dirt
>Helios zuumas melting down over the trainwreckalizationhttps://youtu.be/QRudrjhtffo
>>3162352If only I had just lost sprint, this wouldn't be an issue
>>3162371L'Arp
>>3162375the fact that it's dirt cancels out the kino
>>3162212Seems better than mine. Though my suggestion is try to make even spread on all attributes. 5*2% is far better rather than aiming for 1100 on particular attribute.
I'm doing one fucking run for all three aces, if it works it works, if its shit then fuck youI'm not doing a single manual career until grand masters
>>3162327Hayahide, Inari, and I kind of wanted to run Red Maru but everyone will say not to since she's useless
>>3162384my penis (MMC) on Taiki's tits
What cards/umas am I lacking?
>>3162379You would be surprised how much japanese writing is cheesy and cringe and we don't feel it because its a foreign language
>>3162391BASED CRAB MASTER
>these much seething because of CM results>threatening that they'll quit If you'll quit at least leave your clubs so we can get a rotation or get newer members for our clubs. It's still the first week too so new members are still eligible for gibs.
>>3162375>dirtNyopers!
QUESTION, didn't get it answered last thread for deck>for paceKS > Daiwa right?>for endsweep > ruby?these would be my borrow
>>3162383You dont need to use Fuji, use anything you want with it. Just make sure all your umas run the same G1s.
>>3162399DO NOT DO THIS WE DONT NEED THE FAN HIT
>>3162339I just see productive hobbies as inherently, you have to get to a certain level and achieve a certain amount for it to be worth it. Like no one is drawing kindergarten tier art just to spend the rest of their life drawing like that, they want to get better and achieve a certain level. Yeah it's weird, I can only enjoy things that inherently have no value whatsoever.>>3162353I think it'd be funnier to see what kills me in the end, it'd be boring if I just did it myself in a predictable way.
>>3162388So how many scenarios of eating shit is that to go
>>3162390>>3162404but im running this deck for GL auto (Ignore the Biwa there that just can be any card) + THRONEHave I been doing it wrong?
quitting over sprintslop is like killing yourself because you didn't win the lottery
>>3162403Yes to both
1350 statues to go
>>3162408Well GM is the next scenario and its a good one other than the borrow slot situation, and then its L'Arc.
>>3162399Go find your local officer and tell him what's up. I can drop a shuki later
>>3162409Never tried it, is it SS uma 90 percent of the time?Also you run cards for hints.
>>3162403think you're gonna need some stamina from your borrow? then Daiwa.don't run ruby, she's a brick, just get leap forwardif you have to borrow either CB or sweep, borrow CB. If you have CB, then Sweep.
>>3162399We already know they don't have the balls to actually quit and will stay flatlining for the free rewards.
Trainer bros... its over.
>>3162293In an ever changing game like this, the title of "first rate" is always changing. It ponders the question of who's stronger, the toreina who played the first three CMs and stopped while he was ahead, or the toreina who played MANT against the most oppressive meta uma, and won? Even after that, more cards will even the playing field considerably. What happened in the past is just a memory. It take true character and perseverance beyond merely winning to become a legend like KWK anon and Suzuanon, and both have lost a number of times. Even Fusapan anon is out there winning on JP. So take the time to build yourself back up and race to your heart's content because it isn't over until it's over
>>3162396Is this for pace? Epiphanea
>>3162410Feels like something gigachad would do, except he'd go all the way and become an hero
ALIENS ARE REAL?
>>3162422Yes, sorry. Forgot to include that on my post.
>>3162409LB matters. Those friend card doesn't do much on lower LB. Unironically windy SR will do better on anshinzawa. And low LB only tolerable on card that you need the hint for early event chain, i.e King Halo power for uma stan.
>>3162296I meant the free Shakur one, it's got pretty much almost everything an end closer needs, it's great. For looping I usually run decks that have all the skills I want and then a lot of skill points. Sweepy speed SR is amazing, great sp output and it even has some end skills though not very good ones other than slipstream. Also Light Hello for sp and PTO. With your cards, I'd go something like Shakur speed, Sweepy speed, Marvy for THH, LH and maybe Falco guts for the scenario dirt gold? I can't remember if that one can be used by backliners, if not then stam Maya has some good universal skills too, and I guess borrow Throne or Fuku, but you might wanna look some more into possible borrows cause I don't really loop backliner stuff that much.
>>3162420What the FUCK was her problem?
>>3162420Imagine not being Nishino's trainer.
>>3162408One more.
>>3162410I lost more than just sprintslop
>>3162320Still 6/9....Ill give it 5 more mins, attention grabbing bounceslop.
>Considering leaving the comfy A club I'm in to join an A+ since I make 5x the fans required to top in A rankIs this toxic?...What do I do...Betray my friends in order to gain a small amount of bonus carats? Last month I pulled in just over 500m fans.
Thanks doc
>>3162407It's a stupid question but is something like fighting games a hobby or a productive hobby if they're technically improving at a medium to get results?(even if it's maybe a absurd medium)
>>3162434Do what you feel is right
>>3162433Neigha I aint training shit!
>>3162434>Last month I pulled in just over 500m fans.Join der/v/ if you pull in that much. Youd rocket them to A+.
>>3162433thats bouncegem thoughever
>>3162434if you're gonna rugpull at least join an S club
We should all post in Lara threads cuz they're horse threads
>>3162396am I supposed to MLB Orfevre
>>3162434>Last month I pulled in just over 500m fans.Unironically I think if you're pulling that much, you at least need to be in a club your worth, would appreciate your fan count and your contribution.
>>3162436Fighting games are nigger centered so i'd say youre not really improving anyway.
>>3162434Are any of those /v/ clubs? But yes leaving your friends for selfish reasons is historically a dick move
>>3162434>What do I do...Betray my friends in order to gain a small amount of bonus carats?I find in thorny situations like this, it's better to betray. Always betray.
Im so angry that I jobbed dude, its insane
>>3162437Staying even if I'm unhappy is what feels right>>3162440Please don't post about meme clubs, I wouldn't join anything with that much drama associated...>>3162442I don't have any connections and I don't use d*scord>>3162445I just find I have a lot of free time and just like doing fan runs but I know they'd be fine even if I left, its not like I'd throw it out of whack. >>3162448Yeah a /v/ to a /v/, I don't wanna name names...
>>3162444You pretty much MLB everything apart from some Pals, but you need to MLB the other Pal(s)!
>sniff
>>3162434No, it's just a game
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BONDS AND THE LOYALTY OF MEN?
>>3162443Not again...
>>3162449Cao Cao pls this is why your dynasty didn't last
>>3162445>you at least need to be in a club your worth, would appreciate your fan count and your contribution./HERSE/ IS CALLING... PICK UP THE PHONE ANON
>>3162448I don't think there was a single club member that went that high outside of oy neigh, but even then it wouldn't be that hard to pretend to be that guy to stir up drama. Anyone talking about switching clubs openly is asking for trouble
>>3162453
>>3162449But I'm not a pink haired girl!! I can't betray!>>3162454True.
>>3162436Not really. I see it more as something physical. It's not really the act of improvement that's the problem, it's the act of something feeling like work. Sometimes I'd learn fighting game stuff or tried to explore it just because it looked cool. At the end of the day, even if I can't do it, it's not really a big deal in the grand scheme of things.
>>3162421That's not the point, plats are the lifeblood of these threads whether you like it or not, it's the only thing people actually remember, plats mean everything and not having more by now means you will forever be beneath everyone else
I’m so fucking happy my Kingu didn’t rush bros my curse is finally lifted I got my wife her plat.
>>3162451Fair nuff anyway. Uh, I would say post in your club chat something to mention you're unhappy. Its only fair that they listen to you
thoughts?https://x.com/Hanekoma35/status/2118367218128015861
>>3162451>Staying even if I'm unhappy is what feels rightWell there we go, no need to overthink such things, pure optimization and numbercrunching will just make everything go dull and boring
When are we getting new bounceslop?
>>3162434I feel like if your club is still in A rank despite your 500m fans, then it simply means you're or only few are doing the work. If that was me I'll leave to a better one despite if I wuv my club, because it would make me feel like my clubmates don't wuv my club as much as I do.Plus, it's very unhealthy being taken for granted like that.
>dramakek based shitposterderail the thread onegai
>>3162463>it's the only thing people actually rememberThe reality is most people don't remember which trainers won what plats, outside of just a vague number but it's really only the top 1% of trainers who MIGHT get remembered. More likely to be remembered for joining lots of rooms and practicing with people though, or hosting, or drawfagging, or literally anything. If you posted to random trainer xyz and said "how many plats does this guy have" I'd think you were a lunatic
>>3162452Which ones? I only know of tucker
>>3162327The cope plan of being rickeylet + DUDE WEED
yeah great fucking scenario you got therefuck you, if this run doesn't work then I'm entering a brick. I don't fucking game. Fuck ass game.
>>3162421>Even Fusapan anon is out there winning on JPHe is?
>>3162451I still think you should at least go in a club your worth. That much fans and only in A seems like wasted effort.
WHERE IS MY PLAT? IS IT SAFE? IS IT ALRIGHT?
>>3162457
>>3162475Tucker is the one I know of, that’s why I put the (s), just in case there is another.
>>3162466I did but danchou said those changes wouldn't fit the club theme and I agree, it's me who stands out>>3162468I just know my carat plan is really, REALLY tight after a stupid Helios pull, weiii weii, so I'm worried, but would A+ carats really matter at all? I'm probably overthinking this>>3162470Well it's mostly me and like two other guys, but its pretty solid overall outside of like ~10 slackers. Which is my point of contention. I should just do more parent runs but they barely get me fans, so if I loop, I drop to like, 1/3rd my fans...>>3162479Fair enough, thanks. I'll give it a serious consideration. I appreciate the honest answers here.
>>3162451If i were you>Discuss it with club>See for improvement >Bounce if nothing will be doneThats what makes sense to me
>>3162446Yeah that was a stupid example but it takes a lot of effort to get to A rank on fightcade or some crap. All I'm saying is it's worth going through the discomfort of trying something new once in a while to at least get a good perspective of things
>club mare said he's gonna stop oshigaming
>>3162478I think he won in Open
>>3162488>club mareExcuse me?
>>3162483Makes sense, uh. Well I would consider it for next month, give your Danchou notice to whip them back into shape or not, most A are full right now.
>>3162488>club mare/V/ M A P Y O IMAPYOI
Ryanbros are eating good
>>3162483>I'll give it a serious consideration. I appreciate the honest answers here.You're welcome dude. Just don't let others sway your answer or sway you into talking to stay or not to stay.It's your choice in the end and you should be the one making that choice for yourself.
>>3162495wait sex
>>3162484Smart. I just think there should be some minor quotas because it's frustrating seeing so many people barely play. >>3162492Damn...fair. >>3162496I think we could honestly push for A+ if we kicked out people earning >30m a month. I have a dream...
>>3162473>if you posted to random trainer xyz and said "how many plats does this guy have" I'd think you were a lunaticAgreed, the only number I could accurately tell you is mine, my immediate clubmates or THAT guy. Most people are just not relevant and thats fine, anonymity is good
>>3162499>if we kicked out people earning >30m a monthbased freudian slip from a numbersGOD
>>3162473>only the top 1% of trainers who MIGHT get rememberedI should've been there, I can't live with this failure, life isn't worth living like this I need psychological help
>>3162492>give your Danchou notice to whip them back into shape or not,This only mostly devolves into shitty club drama most of the time. I wouldn't expect much if I were him.
>>3162503
>reading helios story>loves running more than anything elseThe energetic gyaru version of Silence Suzuka I suppose.
>>3162495The lighting in 2 is suggesting she's looking at a cracked door while naked, presumably while you are fucking other better mejiros.
>>3162327It took me a few minutes to think about it but I've decided on Brian/Banchan/Shichi (Festival) as its been a few months since I brought her to CM and conveniently I have her roommate who I get to run THREE TIMES in a row
>>3162320ALMOST GOT ME RIGHT THERE BUDDYThanks for joining. More another day then.
>>3162478I dodged Group A finals in the Open so I guess if you count that as winning then yes, I did.It felt pretty hollow.
>>3162483I suppose its difference between us, me? I oshiroll, I did 160 rolls for Solshi that I am not even using solely because I found her to be hot, I sparked Machan and did 140 rolls on Rob Roy and my cards are barely there, no Smaru, no Tachyon, not even a Finemo, yet I, with my 31k carrats, am considering whether or not to spark WindyGranted my oshirolling luck is actually quite good overall, Pearl and Yeppers I got on a tenner each, Rick and Hokko as well, but no Granny, I did a cheeky tenner on Helios and got Chiyono, so I can probably thank my luck for not being in a pit of despairI am not too worried about this, I will get Ramonu as my big statstick and then borrow the important skill cards each CM, granted this does force me to roll for Ancestors but I will save up on carrats by using my gems on Ramonu
>waiting for GL to end
>>3162499>I think we could honestly push for A+ if we kicked out people earning >30m a month. I have a dream...As much as I would love to encourage you and your club, I'm not as hopeful as this have been looped to death with no hopeful sign of being pushed through. But, yeah. Talk it with your club first, and you still have 10 days until the cutoff for gibs.
>>3162515Lel
>>3162513You got a lot of catching up to do there, so don't feel bad
>>3162327There is literally only time enough to finish a king parent for end digital.I wanted to do her plus falco plus smaru but there is not enough time for that. CM starts in 15 days.
>>3162417i assume 1LB CB is fine? first time ever running end closers, i'm working on the loopa
genuinely, plats dont even really matter anyway, if you got ONE just a single one, youre a winner in my mind. doesnt matter how or when you got itif you keep pushing and keep trying you will always be a winner.
How are the umas so smart?
>>3162520that'll do
>>3162513I’m not judging, I got my win with Phallus in open. I just didn’t see this.
Does shooting for victory work for the next CM?
>>3162483>Well it's mostly me and like two other guys, but its pretty solid overall outside of like ~10 slackers. Which is my point of contention. I should just do more parent runs but they barely get me fans, so if I loop, I drop to like, 1/3rd my fans...I'll be honest.Your club sounds line infested with leech and if you choose to stay, do the same amount of effort others are giving. Don't overshoot and stay with parent runs. Though I'm a traitor that left our clubs for better environment and because Oy Neigh was full when I needed a better club so I can say harsh shit about this.
>>3162424That's just a regular trainer though???
Those things are insultingly big
>>3162518I don't plan on doing any more JP CMs or playing JP in general anymore. I'm just going to wait out the long 2 years until she is on Global.
>>3162522W-wait why did she call you T-rain before that revelation?
>>3162532Only if you're taiki.
>>3162537>B85They really aren’t
>>3161917the bvttpicker has finally invaded my team comp and won...
>>3162533A shame. A turncoat
>>3162544THAT'S NOTHOW ITWORKSCUP SIZE ≠ BUST SIZEGET IT THROUGH YOUR HEADDDDDD
>>3162544She lied like hokko
>>3162544Height matters, anon, Inari, Marvy and Rob Roy might have relatively small Bust, but their cup size is on par with Creek
>>3162539Its amazing how she managed to oneshot this guy with just her bikini
>>3162558I get it, she's a hottie.
I dont know why im so upset about this loss, i have more plats than most. I had an amazing CM winrate, I lost to bullshit. Why can't I stop replaying it?
>>3162549I have no rebuttal, but I'm glad I made that choice. It IS healthy seeing your entire club make a team effort to reach a better rank, and I no longer feel suffering and pained being the only one pulling in the effort to make my club stay afloat.
>>3162416noS+ at bestS most of the times>>3162427ok so I run the deck that the upper annon showed me?
>>3162559Being a hottie is one thing but her becoming his permanent(for now) Nr.1 Uma who he adores so much he made a JP account just to play career in an extremely annoying and time consuming manner is another
i like helios's TLits funny
This is a good Jordan face
buhiI really want hishiama to take 1st place but the finish is so tight so I'll just take the plat
>>3162567Try it and see if it works I guess.
>>3162558It’s pretty fucking hot, I was in the same boat for a short while until I got stolen.
>>3162565She's so fucking cute bros..
>>3162565Just one more month until she is mine...
>>3162561It's okay anon, this franchise is all about KACHITAI. You'll get them next time
>high rolling>6 greens>all chains>mile Afuuuuck
Oh yeaPink or green taiki next CM
>>3162565Literally only good for her sexy body.
guys I lost in the RNG about horse race gambling should I kill myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWZVKU5imx0
>>3162564NTA but clubs are supposed to be a team effort. There is a limit to how much one can endure to keep pulling fans only to see others are not contributing.
>hokko needs 320k fans for her unique title>dirt races barely have any fan gainsWhat is this bullshit Cygames?!
>>3162589Mambro...
>>3162564I understand, the game is ruthless. Your punishment will be your conscience. For you will always be a traitor to your people.
>>3162593Ulala had it worse
cool sure fine whatever fuck you LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR NEWEST CM22 ACE AND FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
Going to celebrate my Kingu plat the only way that is really suitable for the super seed.
>>3162503whoops, sorry, I had to go drive my niece back so I was typing quick>>3162514I'm thinking of Windy too...she's so cute, and I want her too. Ramonu I'm worried about, people are gaslighting me into the "Get 1 wit focused on your style" thing>>3162516True...true.>>3162533Well it's just that the bottom 1/4th barely play, the rest are just average to pretty good, then the few Top Dogs doing a lot.
>>3162570nice sound post
>>3162583Any thoughts?
>>3162587There's plenty of stuff to live for anon, life is truly something beautiful. You should still kys for being a third-rate tho.
>>3162603it works in the player but i have no idea why it isn't working on hover
>>3162599going to arby's and blasting vocaloid music from your phone?
>>3162558The bikini was just the catalyst I needed to get to know her. Before that she was just a whoma.
>>3162604Pink shuttle is better in general
>>3162601fancount does not correlate with playtime
>>3162601Be warned, WIndy is utter trash so its a pure oshiroll, as for Ramonu, she is versatile, has 120 rolls, I don't have Finemo so its a good idea to roll for her I think1 wit focused on your style is a good advice, but you can't miss with generalist cards, especially if you plan on some variety in your future CM teams, which I do for example
>>3162586That's 99% of the cast.
>>3162604>>3162583Isn't Pink just always better now?
>>3162617On shooting tracks, green can be just as good
>>3162615I heard Windy is terrible, but she's so cute. I can't abandon the star of my heart...I have Fine Motion MLB and MR C.B 3LB, so I was thinking maybe they're right if I dodge Ramonu. But yeah I don't know. I could roll for it. I'm rocking 2 crystals and like 77k
>>3162613>>3162617Was asking bc green actually has accel on this track
>>3162622Iirc its not even the full amount
everybody is telling me my account is gonna get bricked for not saving for ramonu but truth is my account has been bricked for monthsI saved for Kitasan and only made it out with 2LBI saved for Fine Motion and only made it out with 1LBI saved for Creek and only made it out with 1LBI haven't won a CM since Kita released, it feels like EVERYONE has EVERYTHING limit broken.you know what I had to miss out on? my favorite umas. and I'm miserable without them. I've been playing since launch and theres still a handful i'm missing
I really fucking hate these events and how much you have to spam RP juice to finish it
anyone got something spicy planned for next cm?>quitting no that doesnt count
>>3162621Well your situation is better than my 31k carrat ass, so do what you feel is right, maybe read her introductory chapters to solidify your resolve
>>3162608I have no idea what Arby’s is outside of recognising the name, we don’t have 99% of your American fast food in Ausfagland.
We are unironically going to jail with this one
What skills do I put on Rickey/Falco for loopan on dirt CM? I'm just gonna run meta because I need to break my lose streak. Oshigaming can take a break
Who the fuck localized this.
>>3162625What are you using the juice for anyway?
>>3162629the fuck are you even talking about?
>>3162627Fair haha
>>3162626yeah I've got a spicy two more """aces""" to make and then one clanker per day for the next month and a tremendously enraged middle finger
I used all my carats to spark Helios
>>3162634It's not that I need the juice just don't want to spend an hour refreshing it to get full rewards
>>3162633A literal tranny.>>3161913
>>3162625>Used 5 carrot jellies>Got 1 (ONE) star piecewhat the fuck is the roll chance? There's like 60 star pieces up for grabs and I'm getting 1-2 per RP???>>3162638Insanely based?__
>>3162327These three
>>3162626Not the spiciest but planning on end closer wonder acute, not as spicy as pace chasers suzuka
>>3162638oh shit neighga, what are you doing?!
>>3162635What I'm cookingWell no >we are not going to jail, I live in a civilized country that doesn't jails it's citizens for drawings, but still
i used all my carats to spark Kita and Heliosi don't regret it. I have shit luck on card banners no matter how much i save
You cant go to jail when the authority is the one doing the molesting
>>3162626Hokko, Acute and Digitan. Very daring, I know.
What did she mean by this
>>3162626Might run this dirt Sei, she's unfortunately triple wit check for gw but improving her has felt impossible with how few runs hit A dirt to begin with
>>3162626i click autoi wait for resulti throw in cmdone>>3162646Just don't buy a loli onahole
>>3162638can operabirds swim?
>>3162653I Feel So Much Fucking Lust For This Uma
>>3162649God that is one ugly Uma
>>3161917Kingu won again while my Suzu got overtaken by machan...
>>3162651>the der/v/ pedo jokes were actually a cry for help from big titty loversShe can't keep getting away with it!
>>3162628Arby's is one of the few good fast food places left, known for their roast beef sandwiches though they also have burgers, gyros and other various meat sandwiches. Occasionally they'll have specialty sandwiches based on the upcoming holidays such as the fried turkey sandwich they have right now due to Thanksgiving coming soon. Arby's is also reddit's most disliked chain purely due to memes and low IQ midwits regurgitating those same memes so it's a pretty good litmus test to tell the quality of someone's character if they say Arby's is trash followed by admitting they've never been there.>t. got 2 cheesesteaks there for $12 from a deal on the arby's app earlier this week.
>>3162659The gayest man alive said this
>>3162629Britain anon...
>>3162632>Helios did, in fact, not catch up
>>3162656Actually it was supposed to be turf grass...
>>3162655>Just don't buy a loli onaholeNTA but despite lolis being considered CP in Australia loli onaholes are all good!
>>3162047The in game ones, yes, Hakuraku times are real but don't correspond to the in game reported times at all.
>>3162668Real? In Canada you can get into a lot of shit. Depending on the packaging mostly. Also, don't get a loli onahip, it's terrible. Get a nice thick one.
>>3162642If you're gonna try to maximize your win rate, wouldn't a debuffer be better in there? Is there even a front runner that can use Dominator?
>>3162624>you know what I had to miss out on? my favorite umas. and I'm miserable without them. I've been playing since launch and theres still a handful i'm missingI think this is a sign that you should stop caring about cards since the odds clearly aren't in your favor. The thought of pulling for cards with the chance of not being able to use them right away if I'm too unlucky because they need 3LB or some shit is too dreadful. Meanwhile even if you have to spark for an uma you can read their careers right away, watch concerts with them dancing as the center, etc. Its why I don't bother caring for cards anymore
>>3162662"Office you don't understand, this underage girl is the one grooming ME to be her future husband""Look she already picked her wedding dress! I had no hand in that!"
>>3162672frontdolf
>>3162671didn't a guy go to jail for having simpsons porn
>>3162662You now remember that der/v/ has been overtaken by titcow lovers
>>316267670 days away in legend races...
>>3162678pretty sure yeahsome gachafag got arrested too for a loli character on his phone screen or something. Or was that America? I forgot.
>>3162667did you draw it?
>>3162678>get arrested in Canada for having the "BART GET OUT I'M PISS" image saved>they put you in the automated suicide machine because you said you were depressed online one time
>>3162631#1 loop target is speed eater and dust cloud. Your setup should be>kita>tachyon>taiki speed>LH>Wit SSR>Wit barbinI recommend a mix of power and stamina sparks.
>>3162675>"Look she already picked her wedding dress! I had no hand in that!"Imagine Nishino still wearing the exact same wedding dress, but all aged up and it doesn't fits anymoreFood for thought drawKINGS
>Shows up for 6 lines>Mentions wind in every single one of them
>>3162565Wait, she's a m-m-mare?!This changes everything.
>>3162682Yes, you may also know me from such hits as Natie Dropping Her Spaghetti and Rob Roy Hater in front of Rob Roy Shrine
redpill me on zephyr. why are her tits so nice?
>>3162686Why is she like this
>>3162663Huh there's an Arby's not too far from me, might uber eats it some day
>>3162681I don't think that's illegal here in burgerland
>>3162686You have to admit, its kinda impressive
>>3162689I like your art. Looking forward to more. Don't kys pls.
>>3162684Thanks for being helpful and not telling me to go kill myself and stop being lazy like another anon did when I asked for help a couple threads ago!
>>3162672Yeah, a debuffer would be better or I could meme around with a Runaway Suzuka with Keen Eye and 564, but I don't take plats seriously enough to want to run debuffers so I won't. If I really wanted to win, it'd be better to just go Rickey + 2 dom bots instead of bringing Digi but I like running 3 aces cause ace making is fun as long as it's not overly tedious with the inspo odds.
>>3162681That was in Ireland but apparently that was a /v/ hoax according to bourbonGPT
>>3162694Oh>>3162700Ohhh...Umagrok came in clutch
>>3162684>dust cloudI really don't feel like that's worth it to debuff one (1) uma.
arby's is shitty but you wont leave hungry
>>3162698Crabbers want your downfall, but i got your back.
Helping people is crab behavior btw
>>3162671Yep, Australia is weird with this shit.
i used to go to subway so much and so often that I wouldn't even have to order. They'd start making my sandwich exactly the way i wanted it without a single word exchanged until it was time to pay. my mother went to buy subway for me once and she didn't even have to say anything because the cashier lady instantly figured out she was my mother because we looked alike
>>3162703Pretty strong to help ensure you don't get overtaken and lose angling
>Do a pace chaser test run to try and see how bad of a handicap it is to use KYS Miracle instead of a 3/2 deck>It's senior February and Shite Hello is still ghosting me>She's at orange friendship and has been at green since junior yearI cannot fucking stand this bitch, man. Can't wait until the next scenario drops and I never have to put up with her bullshit ever again
Should I be using Taiki over Kitasan? The other 2 speed cards are sMaru and Tachyon
>>3162711Bro, Subway used to be the only place I could get something like a philly cheesesteak and it was decent enough, and that was like 11 years ago. I can't believe how shit it's gotten.
>>3162714I believe why camping Taiki is so good is because she can use 3-2 without hampering her deck.
>>3162712>debuff one rickey>other rickey passesSP well spent!
>>3162717I run kitasan for the front hints and prof desu, but either Is fine.
>>3162714I've done like 5 runs with her on taiki who has god stats and they were all terribleI think this is a GM card
>>3162719it's dire. i still order when i get those monthly cheap coupons that reduce your order by like $10 but it's not the same. I used to like their buffalo chicken but they discontinued that a while ago
>>3162711I go there constantly for lunch at the moment because I get their sub $10 deals while staying under target calories and good variety. Everything else is heavily fried food in the $20+ range. Just for lunch, I cook at home.
is helios better as a front or paceshe's a runaway, right?
>order my usual at the drive through>""oh it's you, just pull forward."
You are now the assigned trainer of Zephyr. Your challenge is to make her go 24 hours without mentioning something wind related. If you lose the challenge you instantly die.Whats your strategy?
>>3162717You don't use Maru and Tachyon. Drop Maru for paces, though you'll probably end up borrowing Miracle Guts, and drop Tachyon for Fronts.
>>3162729my dick in her mouth
>>3162727Base helios in modern jp is used as pace, alt helios as big nig
>>3162711I used to go there all the time but seeing a 6 incher cost two times what a footlong used too... I just can't justify it. I won't pay that much for worse quality and service.
>>3162729I can almost see it...
>>3162731she started playing with it like its a flute. FAIL
>An entire line without mentioning windWhat the FUCK
>>3162735SHE PUT HOLES IN MY PENIS? FUCK!
>>3162729Zephyr is sweet and chill, id tell her not speaking for 24 hours is some kind of wit training.
>>3162719I make my own steaks but man I have to bake my own rolls since the grocery store ones are shit, and the dough has to ferment overnight which usually results in me kicking the can down the road.Next week for sure.See also: the pizza oven I've used 10 times total this year.
>>3162729>zephyr doesn't wear pantiesWhy has no one thought of this, this is brilliant
>>3162678There is an Australian author who wrote an erotic book called ‘Daddy’s Little Toy’ (a woman of course) who was convicted of producing and distributing CP for writing a about some guy fantasizing about a child’s vagina.
>>3162740>Sure is windy down there
>>3162711I used to get a chicken pizziola every few months there maybe a decade ago but the quality dropped and the price went up so I never returned
>>3162740Half of the thread was salivating from an ao3 fanfic about exactly that, which I can't share right now since the site's still down
>>3162745This is the biggest psyop of all time. That fic was fictional, it never existed.
>>3162745When?
>>3162729Take her to an aquarium for 24 hours. There is nothing wind related to mention there. The only thing I have to do is not eat anything greasy so I don't fart. EZ
>>3162745Link
I've been snubbed every collage, I will not be posting my winner
>>3162749>I bet the water currents in there feel just like a crisp autumn gale against your skin.>instantly die
Rupert...
>>3162753If its a unique uma you're guaranteed to be there
>>3162754That doesn't even make any sense she would never say that bullshit
>attempting to wrangle Zephyr keeps leading to death
>>3162756hmmmmm, nyo
>>3162758too late you died
I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep tonight.even with copious amounts of alcohol.
>>3162017
>>3162747>That fic was fictional, it never existed.IT'S REAL!IT'S REAL, I TELL YOU!I READ IT WITH MY OWN EYESTHE ZEPHYR EROTICA IS REEEAAAAAAAAAAAL
>>3162729It's pretty simple. I take a crowbar, and then hit her over the head with the crowbar. Then I sell her unconscious body to surprisingly-well-off Japanese businessmen to run trains. If she wakes up, well, crowbars still good. 24 hours later I'm a rich man.
>>316275996% of her prefrontal Cortex is dedicated to wind. Nothing short of drugging her will make her stop talking about wind
There it is
>>3162747It's real. I don't even read fics often but it was pretty good. >>3162751Site ded unfortunately
>>3162766Post proof, im interested
i was curious as to how they'd translate "Toreppi" but I wasn't expecting T-Rain. actually laughed out loud
>>3162766>>3162770EXACTLY one minute apart. Hmmmmmm
Wait whats this about fanfiction and zephyr?
UWA
>>3162763How do you even lose sprint. It's the CM where you're most likely to win and easiest to train.
>>3162775Her localization kills me
>>3162775Wait, Straight Outta Compton exists in the umaverse?
>>3162775KINO
>>3162777If you're not a faggot with a stick up your ass it's fun.
>>3162776THEYWEREFUCKINGFRAUDSTHAT'S HOW
>>3162776Sackiest CM
>>3162721Hello being bitch doesn't really have any correlation to camping Taiki. Any umas with speed bonus can use K.S miracle and every pace with dirt capability has it.-t. fellow t-rain that got ghosted by hello until senior year
>>3162781this
ZUMAS GET OUT
>>3162786>proc ambitious breeze>guaranteed winWhy do people not use her
>>3162776I'm an opposite day trainer. I win against Xogslop Double doms without Xog or debuffs, but then I lose CMs that are apparently the easiest of all time.
Do I mutate her for the next CM? She was so fucking cute in this one, I had so much fun training her
she's super adorable
>>3162789Being 2nd place in a front lobby is suffering.
>>3162775I'm inclined to believe that anyone who says her TL sucks ass are just anti fun faggots. I pulled her off a cheeky tenner and It's been nothing but fun so far.
>>3162774Tldr: anon posts zephyr sex fic a few weeks ago. Shit is W faps so people like it. AO3 gets nuked a few days after and the work is lost
>>3162791No, you fucking delete your account and destroy your computer because you got marked by her.
>>3162773As much as I stan my GOAT the all-rounder, I'm afraid I'm not the Digianon, I'm just a humble Robanon.
>>3162797
>>3162791Mutation is like pulling teeth but sure
>>3162803I WUV HELIBOSS
>>3162791It is always morally correct to mutate your favorites
>>3162789For sprints, setting for strong early race means chance for pace promoted which killed her unique. This is fine if neck and neck already a thing because ambitious breeze and feather/IHS will carry her ass to the finish line. For d*rt, chinks has essentially xogger unique so she's just simply mediocre.
>>3162805I just can't stand how awful CM's feel. Almost every match is against at least one player who followed some fucking guide half the game followed, buying every single exact skill and it fucking works for them most of the time so now I'm just running whoever the damn hell I want>>3162809Based!
>>3162799Speaking of, did none of our rob roy trainers win?
>>3162256I'm just finishing junior year. So far it's primarily been (you) trying to reel her in while she just has fun and brings good vibes to everyone. She treats races like a party and just loves running, so you need to make things fun for her to help her focus on strategies that will make her win. With a little bit of Palmer therapy on the side.
>>3162791If you haven't already made your own mutant parent it's gonna fuckin hurt.
>>3162812Not sure about the others but I jobbed hard
>>3162815Damn rip. Soul team tho
>>3162815With that lineup I can only respect you for even getting to Group A finalsJesus Christ
>>3162256Halfway through senior year and it's been a Ruby humiliation ritual so far.
>>3162812Imma be real my Rob roy has an abysmal winrate and ik im gonna job the CM.
>>3162794Whatever you say, Allison.
>>3162771I didn't take a screenshot of the fic or anything, but here's the post where an anon originally linked to it: >>3125006
>>3162821>oneitis is struggling to survive>I'M SO FUCKIN BASED STROLLIN IN GGEZ ON GI love this little shit so much.
Downloaded a ton of highly questionable references. Expect some lewdshinos soon
she's so cute i'm going to fucking die
>>3162814Not really, no...I do have a 8* dirt though!
>>3162816>>3162820Thanks! Sadly got brocked hard during my finals
>>3162828
>>3162828Der/v/ian occupied thread
>>3162821Holy shit lmao
>>3162730This is terrible advice, Tachyon is a very valuable card for the +sp bonus alone
>>3162638/v/mapyoi moment
>>3162826Reading Ruby dooming right after CM finals sure is something.
Crab Squadron, report inHow many of you are planning on bombing the next stakes?This twisted game needs to be reset.
>>3162837Why doesn't Tracen have therapists again?
>>3162822Same desu and I knew I already lost when my 2 paces were behind at the start
>>3162838I follow the church of nice nature now
>>3162838This image reminds me how crab-coded "Nice" Nature really is
>>3162840
>>3162812I'm the one you're replying and nah I got dunked on, but it's ok I didn't prep shit.
>>3162711
>>3162840They have Nice Nature and the stump
>>3162840It does, you!Not paid btw
So when you guys say "third rate", what does that mean? Because I have 8 plats and consider myself slightly below average.
>>3162835You know what's better then a marginal increase in SP from a card that provides absolutely nothing useful for you? A midrace gold and useful hints on a strong stat stick card. Literally all the top Rickeys are running this exact setup
>>3162850Holy buhi buhi deck
>>3162795What the fuck...
>actual japanese people like the translationbros we might need a new angle
>>3162849A third rate is pure, raw unrealized potential, free if plats this trainer can choose to develop into a second rate the first plat is the beginning of their struggle and journey, they may plateau, evolve into a first rate or undergo carcinisationnif the satsui no hado is not purged from their souls.
>>3162803You have forced me to do something awful.
>>3162834>>3162821>she actually says basedBased Heliocho!
>>3162859>Wenot me! i've liked Helios's translation since day one
>>3162859we're the only place that hated her translations. got curious about the other board and surprisingly they didn't even mind it or just indifferent about it.
>>3162867>tfw penis inspection day
>>3162868>/v/Fitting
>>3162868All the shitposters are here due to the stakes
>>3162868tourist heremost people were just pissed about the christmas thing and since they started actually saying christmas most anons chilled out(plus everyone and their mom knew helios specifically was going to be unhinged)
>>3162859They said the same thing about Give Mummy A Hug
She just served a void mocktail (literally nothing inside)
that's a super cute nickname for Biwa
>What is better? To be born a first rate trainer, or to overcome your third rate nature through great effort?
>Helios agonizes over trying to write a letter for an old lady in a way that she'll be able to understandShe's actually so fucking cute it hurts
>>3162884
>>3162828share?
Not you too
>>3162877Eh, tbf. There's nothing more on brand for /v/ than retarded discourse about troonslations
I have to wonder how reaction gal slang being valley-girl accented in TLs would be received if it didn't predate the discussion by like 25 years.
>zoombabble thread
>>3162893SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>3162883I unironically call Biwa this sometimes
>>3162899this anon is Helios
>>3162896>how things would be reacted to in the distant pastanon forget "poor translations" LITERAL RE-WRITES were beloved overseas more than the original product in the distant pastI mean ACTUAL re-writes. Things that had 0 japanese understanding and they just wrote a new script over the actions
>>3162897This thread is zoomerGOD territory grandpa. 18 year old btw
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>>3162899>>3162883>BiwawaT-that's... VERY vtuber-coded....
>>3162899Her name is Hayahide though
>>3162897I won't lie I still vastly prefer this brand of retardation to Curren's online manipulation.
>>3162902NTA but it's always been somewhat of a contentious topic. These days, people tend to prefer more accurate translations rather than having anything japanese scrubbed jelly donuts style. In this case, they're scrubbing what a gyaru is and dumbing it down for western audiences
>>3162908I also call her Hayachan, just not in front of others
>>3162906>this is my wife biwa>this is my wife hayahideThe latter sounds awful
>>3162910Curren is indeed shit but that doesn't make this translation good. It's just a little TOO over-the-top, reads more like a shitpost which honestly does a disservice to the character. Just one anon's opinion of course. If you like it, you like it
>>3162911You have to localize what a gyaru is, theres no western equivalent
>Jobs every other race>Mopes and brings the mood down all the time>Whines and quitsShe's just like us!
>>3162918Except Gyarus have been localized tons of times over without the excessive zoomer slang.
>>3162902a lot of people don't know that samurai pizza cats was a complete re-writeEVEN LESS people know the success from samurai pizza cats led them to believe "wow dubbing over JP shit we can't understand is fat money" and led the same studio to make something FAR more iconic, pic related and shocking for some anons(It actually is the same studio look it up)
>>3162916I'm not really saying anything about the translation, just that somehow retarded zoomer babble is still more tolerable than hashtags everywhere.
Has anyone gotten a good run with kys miracle or is this card not usable in GL?
>>3162918A 2000s valley girl is a pretty accurate localization
>>3162924yes, and their takes weren't accurate either, valley girl for example is a "take" on it, it isn't accurate either
>>3162926>mfw either Curren or Helios is yapping
>>3162924Except those gyaru TLs do what Helios did too, they used modern california like ohmygod talk.
>>3162931>yappingI smell a zoomer
>>3162925i remember watching pizza cats way after that
>>3162931You can't just dox curren's trainer like that
I'm starting to realize you guys think "gyaru = valley girl" is accurate simply because you read/heard it firstIt's just as inaccurate as zoomershit btw
>>3162924And Helios doesn't act nor talk like a normal gyaru but instead leans heavily into 80s subculture slang, which is largely incomprehensible babble to anyone who's not from that era. The decision to have her talk in modern zoomer brainrot slang instead of turn of the century slang is questionable, but does help to distinguish her from Maru who's gimmick is similar but not nearly as leaned heavily into.
>>3162929And vomiting out zoomer slang is somehow more accurate?
>27 years old>Don't mind either zoomerbabble or hashtags from ChanHeh, I will always be with It
Windy!Rice almost had it but lost by a neck to an Endguri. At least I'll be able to train Windy next CM.
>>3162933Just because a word becomes popular with zoomers doesn't mean it's exclusive to zoomers. Yapping means the same thing now as it did a hundred years ago.
>>3162937If you think about it, closest thing to gyaru would be punk or goth
>>3162941I'm a ancient ass 38 year old and it doesn't bother me eitherI laugh at old ass tf2 meme vids, I laugh at BUSSIN penguins, idk if I'm just a retard or something
>>3162941One day it'll happen to (YOU)
>>3162943Get that plat and you will be minorly absolved of some crimes
If let's say both global and JP released at the same time, and Helios' career was translated 2021~2022. What do you think it'll be?SHOOP DA WHOOP? IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZORS?
Cute.
>>3162946THAT ISN'T "REAL" GOTH
>>3162927I posted tits... anyone...
>>3162924Helios is not merely a gyaru. She's a paripi. A being that talks even worse than gyarus
>>3162941Im 54 and I don't mind either, but I find it a bit cartoonish because no one actually talks like that in real life.
>>3162951What do you think the internet was like in 2021....Because it wasn't that
>>3162956Anon, Miracle card came out four and a half hours ago, give it time
>>3162956Well im doing some testing anon, tbhdesu while better than FATwa I dont think this card is it for GL.
>>3162958BASED SUPREME OJISANwho's your favorite uma?
>>3162950I'm doing it.
>>3162946Pretty much. If you look at the type of fashion gyaru girls emulate, it's like a weird mixture of Cyndi Lauper tier pop-punk combined with their equivalent of blackface. For whatever reason "gals" are considered black even though they're just japanese girls caked in a make up.
>>3162952She's telling you to cover your slutty ears. Take the hint before she loses control.
>>3162951That's the one thing I dont like man, shes gonna sound so outdated in a year. 67 and skibidi is already not used in zoomer slang. She should be talking about code rot
>>3162951I haven't seen anyone mention those since like 2012 the latestif anything there'd probably among us references
>>3162960Helios' slangs in the game is like 4 years older than the current slangs
>>3162956It's been less then a day bro, but people made significantly worse cards work so while it's gonna be a pain with a 0% speed growth uma, anyone with decent growths is gonna be able to make it work in the same way people made Ruby work
>>3162962That's the first impression I had too, thank you
>>3162970>code rot?
Fuck you, i will wait for Mr.CB
Heartwarming: Helios spreads the oonige running style.
anyone else remember that one newgrounds flash game about trying to get a gyaru to date you?
>>3162951Anon, those means are old enough to vote.
>>3162968I thought tan was there as a way to defy the stereotypical japanese beauty standard of a pure pale maiden or something like that that tan makeup really doesn't look all that sexy irl
>>3162966Air Groove and Maruzensky
Palmer, you couldn't even win your homie's humiliation ritual race?
>>3162980was it one of the Meet N Fuck games? i used to play those a lot when i was 8
>>31629823DPD gyarus look kinda disgusting actually.
>>3162983BASED
>>3162983based, good taste
>>3162985MEET N HUH
>>3162982All gyarus aren't ganguro
>>3162987idk man Aika is hot as fuck
>>3162976New ebin Zoomer maymay
>>3162985the only meet and fuck game I remember is the one with Mrs. Claus and her tits were bigger than her entire torsosome of the oldest giant titty content that would enrage this thread
>>3162995I liked the one with the detective
>>3162995Kingdom was the GOAT
>>3162995I vastly prefer her original look, like from the first game she appeared in
FUCK zumas
>>3162951Our ancestors already discussed this>Oh shit this juice BANGIN yo!
the space Meet N Fuck was my favoriteI miss when those games just stole assets from bible black's artist
>>3162995detective>star mission>kingdom>cruise, I find it hilarious how that neigha blatantly stole from eroges and CGs
>>3163001Qrd?
>image limit>AGAINSTOP SPAMMING IMAGES
>>3162976Code rot is a viral internet and Gen Alpha slang term used to describe anything that is glitchy, broken, failing, or falling apart. This is only the start and it has been stretched into many side-jokes.
>/v/ma - Meet N Fuck Discussion
>>3163006Code SLOP
>want to take my rage out on something>try to play a fighting game>through the alcohol and the rust I can't even beat shitters >have to use my shitty stick too because my good one's board is fried and I can't afford a replacementif its not one thing its anothersomebody fucking kill meI am so fucking mad
>>3162999>>3163008Porn scholar herethe old giant-titty content in meet n fuck was simply traced from penguindou doujins. Ironically when they got "uglier" was when the animators stopped stealing and tried to do an art style of their own
>>3163006How do you faggots even keep up with zoomer trends
MY IMAGES
>>3163012By being younger than 30
>>3163012Anon....there are zoomers here. Your rival could be a literal highschooler.
>>3163010Which fighting game?
>>3163000i was going to reply to this with a really hot image of Helios but we reached the limit
Please catbox me your sexiest and most tasteful nishino for next OP
Push it to the limit.
>>3163017>This is your shitpost isn't it Larry? WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PLAT LARRY
>>3163012i just turned 23
>>3163000Gladly
>>3163017My rival can't be a highschooler because I am unrivaled.
>>3163018I was playing granpoo but if you want to try and make me suffer just a little less, I have basically every fighting game that hasn't been released by capcom
>>3163006>Alphie meems are already just referencing the erosion of digital infrastructure and the fabric of society itselfBarely left their momma's laps and they're already completely bvckbroken by reality. Sick shit.
>>3163022Nobody has any Nishino art. Just use a good uma for the OP
>>3163023>that one time we hit 2,000 posts trying to see what the limit was
helios's genki energy is a turn on for me
>>3163029Down for melty blood?
>Plamer's story shilled Helios>Helios' story shilled K.S. MiracleWho's shilled my K.S. Miracle's story?
>>3163033>genki energy woah woah WOAHwhy don't you localize that into a concept that burgers can understand? Do our favorite streamers like Asmongold display this "genki energy"?
Now you know why Helio is the #2 uma cosplay.
>>3163022https://files.catbox.moe/1zj42s.png
>>3163022I have something but it's not sexy.
>>3163034post a concerto lobby, I dunno who I feel ling playing, so if you wanna pick that too then go nuts
>>3163039Isn't there a der/v/ edit of this
BarbinGPTgenerate me the most tasteful lewd image of Nishino, censors off
>>3163035Ruby
What does the star mean in the CM epithet?
>>3163045It means you won the same zodiac twice.
>>3163045means u wonnered twice
>>3163036this reminds me of the time somebody asked to get a tldr on Lilac's shtick in her career and somebody responded with something so japanese the entire thread was confused
Oh shit we playing melty?
>>3163045Each zodiac Cm gets run twice. The star means you won both.They will never be rerun again. Once the second wave of zodiac plats ends shortly, we move to a new system.
>>3163046Really? What was the last Capricorn about? I don't remember that at all
>>3163043there is no more GPTs that make good animated lewds anymore...I used to be able to take photos of co-workers and make cumflation videos of them....
>>3163041https://invite.meltyblood.club/7010Let's go crazy anon
>>3163042Fuck there is but I don't have it
>>3163053Teiobro btw
>>3163050yeah we >play "melty" everyday here practically
>TFW i tried my hardest to get a star title and lost every CM so I had a plat in meanwhile this guy got it without even knwing it existComing here hurts more and more each day
>>3163052it was the same CM bwo
>>3163012By being terminally online
>>3163059Give all possessions to rudolfposters
>>3163053if you don't mind me asking, what's your favorite uma?
>>3163065Machan, why?
>>3163065Falco
>Go out for less than 4 hours after the stakes to get food>1000 post threadNIGGA WHAT
>>3163060wuv you buddy
>>3163065TEIO TEIO TEIO
>>3163068>Fun
shan't play any animufightanslop
>>3163068Funniest part is no one even cared about Nishino being the winner.
>>3163068it's a stakes thread and Helios just came out so we need to seethe at da troonsylations
>>3163072Yeah yeah you only play Soul Calibur 2 we know
>>3161917goddamn I didn't know y'all liked king halo that much
>>3163053it is a little surprising how literally every single big AI dev has been fighting porn with all of their strengthyou'd think one chinese one would just say "fuck it" and open the floodgates
>>3163065Shinko Windy
>>3163072okay so watcha we playins
>>3163054is it workin?I barely ever use concerto, I just figure it's more convenient for this kinda thingif its not working I'm gonna walk to the grocery store and get more alcohol, and we can figure it out thenI just wanna beat the shit outta something and get the shit beat outta me
>>3163073Repeat winners are fucking boring.
>>3163073It was funny the first time she won but the second time is being overshadowed by doomposting over zoomer speech infecting the game
>>3163079host the skribbl
>>3163073I like it desu, i got a few ideas to work on stuff. And I get to shitpost about pedophiles.
toreppi was kind of a turn on for me but T-Rain is really funny
>>3163080Probably need to update your concerto or cccaster
>>3163073helios translation discourse drowned it out
First time baking, hope I didn't mess anything up>>3065066>>3065066>>3065066
>>3163087dicksI just updated my casterI'll just grab a fresh install
>>3163084>I get to shitpost about pedophiles.If you're in der/v/ you can always do this!
>>3163075>he's rightGet out of my walls Umassad>>3163079I'm just jk I'm about to hit the sack. Enjoy your melty.
>>3163093>Enjoy your melty.Nah I already got it out of my system earlier, just a lil neigha moment
>>3163079AMQ
>>3163042https://files.catbox.moe/fjy4oc.jpg
>>3163084I like it because Nishino is the only uma I've jerked it to, I'm not even joking.
>>3163073Our drawanons seemed very excited for some reason.
>>3163077Being able to make deepfake nudes on an industrial level is a gigantic liability machine.
Finished Zuma career.I'm surprised how much of it was Ruby just getting shit on. I almost started to feel bad for her by the end.Not bad enough for forgive her for what her card did to me, but still.
>>3163079AoS2
>>3163100They didn't do anything last time and they won't do anything this time
>>3163102>implying AI from the get-go isn't a liability machine>implying any chinese dev gives a fuck considering their entire industry is theft
>>3163100I didn't draw her during her first reign due to xogslop fatigue, but now I actually wanna make up for it
>>3163107Same here, im cooking already
Helios has ghosted me... 3 pulls and nothing...
>>3163088I will not remember aaachan
>>3163100Wouldn't you be?
New thread doko?
>>3163118>>3163118>>3163118Newest bread
Greetings, people of /v/buyaThe " 7th Princess Dropout" starts nowthe rules are simple, bring your CM Uma for the last CM, BUT no Queen of /vm/Race track: 1200 m, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny, Mood Great, 1 Uma per trainerBan List: Oguri Cap, Maruzensky, Mihono Bourbon, Mayano Top Gun, Gold Ship, Seiun Sky, Super Creek, Taiki Shuttle, Grass Wonder, Curren Chan, Silence Suzuka, Kitasan Black,Mejiro Ardan, Copano Rickey and current Queen Nishino Flower974262379742623797426237May the greatest Uma become a Princess
>>3162245>condition: pristineNandeyanen!?
>>3162379>cringeWhat the fuck are you talking about, うんっく?
