>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. FINALS UP NOW!!!!!>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (November)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1793541782650.png>Game Enhancement Toolhttps://hachimi.noccu.art/>Racing Simulatorhttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai>Champions Meeting Data and Simulatorhttps://hakuraku.moe/>/v/ma sings!https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3094122/#3094190Previous Thread:>>3161859SOMEHOW NISHINO RETURNED.
>Over 2000 posts in less than 8 hoursMan you guys were EAGER to get rid of Oguri eh?
ALL DER/V/EDOS MUST HANG
>>3163122Im glad shes gone.
IT'S ZOOMER TIMEOLDHEADS BTFO
>>3163128Helios gives me a cluster headache
>>3163122i'm eager to wuv that sexy beast
>>3163131you wouldn't an Oguri.
wtf Falcobros
>>3163129i hate it
Reposting since we blaze through that thread incredibly fast, but post your HEROES!!!!!!Collage will be posted tomorrow after the 2nd reset. Thats your submission deadline.
>>3163123>no maskYOU HAD ONE JOB!
>>3163128FUCK zumas
>>3163137Technically all umas in tracen are Zumas.
>>3163133>The best way to get umazingsLewds and it's not even close. 4x the like count at least.
>>3163137I'M ON IT!
Someone mind explaining where the der/v/ pedo joke started?T. Transplant
>>3163141
>OOT Remake releases>Nishino returns to the throne to fix the mistakes of the first reign>also there's lots of little girls in OOT>Nishino is a little girlWho wrote this script?
>>3163142First, you have to watch Char's Counterattack
>>3163142Danchou is a Lolicon so its just a funny haha
>>3163146
>>3163142Their Danchou accidentally posted CP one time on /v/
>>3163142Hey! I made this.
>>3163142>danchou changes their image to nishino temporarily>forever tainted as a den of pedosthat's it
>>3163146Very interesting how Bourbon (Nishino's roommate and successor Queen) won the presidency shortly before this.....
Fencing match
Trvke
>>3163159Neither of those is a traditional fencing outfit
>>3163158Very interesting...now go to sleep
>>3163159wuv swordmas
>>3163142I fucking love der/v/ edits.
>>3163157It wasn't even that. He used her in a race when she had just been released.
>>3163160>twitroons
>>3163161erm they're called "whites"
What was everyone's final rankings?
From what i remember didn't we have an actual lolicon danchou at one point
>>3163169>1st out of 11,059I still don't know what this means.
>>3163142>der/v/ danchou is the stakes host>Brings Sweep and Lil' Flo to the stakes a couple timesThe allegations never stopped after
>at one point
>>3163171We don't talk about the party /v/an for a reason.
>>3163171You still do, I just like lolis and titties. Wish there were more than like 3 lolis in this game I really liked though
Remember, its still NNN
>>3163164That mask is pure distilled comedy gold. I'm never getting tired of this silly gag.
>>3163171We still do.
I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT UMA
Did the 15 win faggots lose? That's all I care about on CM days now. I hate those faggots so much you wouldn't believe
>you now remember when the /v/mapyoi danchou was the second host
>>3163158It's funny how der/v/ acts like they're just some rascally little scamps in the face of obvious rigging with their inane "they're pedophiles xDDD" bullshit. der/v/ set up Nishino to become queen again? Well shucks, it's THEIR race, am I right? Sorry that I don't worship at the altar of der/v/ just because they host the stakes. They are not my club.
Reminder that we have half off TP in Unity right now
>>3163184I did lose to a triple late start, but its fine. Im already prepping for the next one.
>>3163190Prepping that ningussy
>>3163177What happened to party /v/an anyway? Someone care to enlighten a newfag
>>3163190Amazing you don't know how happy this makes me feel. What about the other one? Did he lose too
this is the second time my Curren WHORE has stolen Capricorn from my Maru
>>3163199How am I supposed to know crab dono? I personally don't mind. It gives me a goal to aim towards because I will not fall behind.
>>3163198I cant say, but if I were youse I wouldn't stick my nose in places where it doesn't belong
From what I've seen in the past 3 threads, lots and lots of winner diversity
xog or regular fatty for dirt?red maruzen or bikini?
>>3163205You say this every CM though
>>3163205You guys speedran THREE threads???
>>3163206Regular fatty + Bikini Maru
>>3163206red maruzen only works on a few tracks, and this is not one of them. Bikini Maruzen would be the better go. Regular Oguri is the better pick, but for the next CM after that Xog will be back.
>>3163202Curren boardCurren thread
I cant believe GL is pretty much over
>>3163209Still time to go for a FOURTH
>>3163216This is a good thing
Pace Helios for dirt CM y/n?
>>3163214How exactly is it a curren board and curren thread when Falco anons outnumber Curren pfps 2 to 1?
>>3163219Front MIGHT be better for now while fronts are at their peak powerlevel
>>3163179Longest I can go is maybe a weekI don't even bother for that stupid meme anymoregonna bust one out to our q/v/een
My thing is, why are paxe chasers bad for the dirt? They have full power nishino unique and plancha
>>3163213On that topic, >CM23 steaks could see the return of our lord and saviour KITASAN>but also the return of the all-consuming devourer of plats, the christmas abomination herselfthat one's gonna be a wild ride
>>31632221 Curren is worth 100 Falkeks
>>3163229Frontspam.
Is front Hokko a meme?
>>3163202the two LOSER back up singers in my Ms Victoria were both Curren LMAO
>>3163235Just like front taiki I wouldn't count on it unless you REALLY know what you're doing
>not a single zuma in my clubBased
>>3163199Not sure which one you have in mind but my clubmate won plat #14. Sorry to tell you, crab-kun.
>>3163233Makes sense when 1 curren can easily service 100 trainers
>>3163212>>3163213>regular ogdamn, really? I was hoping I didn't have to think about stamina
>>3163238please tell me you're Oy neigh
>>3163242Yeah
hold tight melty bro, I need to restock on alcoholI honestly don't know why every time I come off a drought of not having played melty for like a year or more, the first character I go back to is H-Warcokay I gotta head out for the store before it closes
>>3163239Learn to read, I asked about the 15 win faggots not your shitter club mate
>>3163243We win again!
>>3163226I already run a runaway Suzuka ace so it's not an option I'm afraid, just thinking between Helios vs Taiki for pace for my front/pace/end comp
>>3163236Mine was a Curren and a Beeshino back up dancer for my Janny Groove
>here's your dirt spark bro
>>3163244GGs anon. I'm pretty out of practice too
>>3163248Wedding or base janny?
>>3163241Its 600 stam, you hardly have to think about it
>>3163249You dont want your uma to got college?
>>3163247If you're gonna run a runaway suzu why not runaway front pace
I think you've had two too many threads today. Let's all stop posting images, yeah?
>>3163256Maybe you're right, I'll do a few runs to test the waters and see how it goes
Thoughts on hokko as a parent?
>>3163257
Godzilla Minus Zero was really good. But not quite as good as Digger.
>>3163259If you got some ace versions ready I can join in
The future is just ridiculous
>>3163255neigha not even Shakur and Tachyon can manage to graduate from high school, it's fucking dober
>>3163265This shit is probably mid as fuck too.
>>3163266Tracen is a college though
>>3163263>still self-doxxedAIIIEEEEEEE
>>3163267>1* Late SurgerYou already know
>>3163261O-okay...!
>>3163250since I'm gonna have to walk it for a whileAre you beat up about your CM results? Need to attack something? Blow off some steam? Go to https://play.meltyblood.club/ and download the community version. Currently there's a Concerto lobby with the ID 7010, so you can come scream into the collective stump with me and another anon
>>3163262>spend half the runtime hyping up the big g>jobsbaka desu imo
>>3163275I haven't played melty in like a decade.
>>3163257one last one for me
We were so close to another Ogurin reign... I should have been faster...
God i need sex with flower like actually
>>3163277I haven't played myself in like four years until now, so you're in good company!
>>3163277Now is a great time to get back into it so we can become /v/ma - fighting games
>>3163280>t. bee
>>3163251Wedding, by far my worst perform so I remade her the night before and she pulled it off
How about playing SF6?
>>3163135We won bigly
>>3163264Nah, the mutations are gonna take a while, I'll get back to you in a day or so
>>3163285>slopfighteralso it's pretty expensive while melty is free
>>3163135THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE
That's what you get for running in a swimsuit
>>3163214I HATE her
i actually just shed tears during Helios's career because i realized that no matter what happens to her, she's able to bounce back and keep the same cheerful attitude she always has. fuck she's adorable. I love her so much
Only GOATs won Capricorn.
>>3163295I think you're too invested in a fictional character anon
>>3163295Thank god I wasn't the only one who cried
>>3161917>>3163135I really wanted her to win, I'm so glad she actually made it despite the less than ideal start.
>>3163298Daitaku Helios is a real horse tho
>>3163298nuh uh, I cried during Jordan's career too>>3163299based
>>3163295I dunno anon, she doesn't seem all that cheerful here
>>3163285I only play SF6-3
>>3163300HOW THE FU
Jordan...my precious dummy
Whats the uma you wish you got to run more often?
>>3163285I keep wanting to get back into it but I just keep playing uma instead.Doesn't help that the last two seasons of characters were so unhype.
>>3163310Machan...
>>3163310Grass Wonder
>>3163310Creek and Vodka
Whats the actual deal with the last number you get? I got a 10k lobby despite an 85% WR.
>>3163310Special Week (Bikini)
>>3163314This. I wish she had at least medium E
>>3163306You already know how it works.
>>3163317I had a 13k lobby with a 55% winrate.
>shit day today>find out my health insurance is cancelled for next year which means having to pay extra for my meds>get food poisoning, spend a couple hours on the toilet>check CM>3rd place>phone touchscreen stops workingWhat a shitty day...
I am surprised there are people who actually waifu Creek instead of simply lusting for her
>>3163298I can only cry from fiction, even if it's stupid or simple. Like I cried during Sonic 3, during the uma movie, during most uma careers. But my family is slowly dying and I don't cry at all.
>>3163325Theres an uma for everyone, thats what makes it so great
>>3163310Brian, Shakur, TickezoAre any of the Tickezo alts decent? I'm considering using a selector on Steampunkzo.
>>3163321They should've done that since she did run in a medium G1
>>3163310I've run her in every CM since I got her on her first banner. I only have 3 plats and she's probably lost me more of them if anything
>>3163331Ehhhh....steampunk ticket is pretty usable at least
>>3163236I had a triple Janny concert
>>3163310Creek, Doto
I just watched my finals and I barely won that shit JESUS CHRIST there's nothing scarier than king GAYlo bull running to crush your uma from the backline
>>3163331UAF Ticket is a Derby merchantSteampunk Ticket is a slightly more generic medium merchantBase is base
>>3163331Steampunk is an alright medium merchant, but her other alt is the strongest, at least from what I've heard.
Here's ur queen OC lads. I hope it's to your liking!(borderline nsfw)https://files.catbox.moe/xgplps.png
>>3163331Steampunk Tickezo is a nice med late surger and UAF Tickezo is a DAHBY merchant who comes out right after the last Tokyo 2400m CM.
>>3163339King Halo was a scary as shit uma this time around
>>3163327I'm also 12 and this is too deep btw
>>3163343KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3163324>get food poisoningMy first guess is sushimy second guess is burger king
>>3163343HOLY SHIT
>>3163343Need a followup with a stomach bulge asap
>>3163327>I cried during Sonic 3
>>3163343Fine I'll apply to der/v/.
>>3163343Normally i don't like lolis but ill fap to this one
>>3163327My cat died yesterday and I was fucking bawling uncontrollably, I couldnt hold it together. I wonder if I would shed the same tears a ningen, Im not sure
>>3163343>borderlineThis is some good shit tho.
>>3163334>>3163341>>3163342>>3163344Thank youseIt's either Tickezo or Taishin with my selector. I'm missing Taishin and I want to do her career, but on the other hand I like Tickezo more, her steampunk alt makes me diamonds, and I think she deserves some representation around here.
>>3163343Errrm is it safe to coom to this?
>>3163286That's my goddamn HERO!
>>3163343It is i who nuts to that
>>3163327>I cried during Sonic 3Sonic 3 was a good fucking movie.
>>3163359Yes unless you are british or aussie
>>3163343
>>3163310I can think of a lot, honestly>Grass (as an ace)>Rudolf (as an ace)>Dober>Bright>Bourbon (I don't have VBourbon)>Vodka>McQueen>Doto>Suzuka
>>3163364holy dehya sex
>>3163324>>find out my health insurance is cancelled for next year which means having to pay extra for my medsI'm so sorry, anon.
>>3163343SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>3163343Thanks for the free watch list and w faps, damn you neighas work fast when motivated
>>3163365>genetically british>spiritually aussie>100% American bred
>>3163343The feds will know if you open this link goddamn thats sex
>>3163356donate it to your local china men
>>3163368Her va being the same va as pearl's will never not be funny to me.
Who would win?
>>3163379IT'S MAAM
>>3163379>Dex vs Str
>>3163379MaaM generates twice as many tokens so her
>>3163343Kinda crazy how much lewd oc nishino gets from /v/ma
>>3163379Astsa Maccam would beat the shit out of Noton nahhan
>>3163376Too late I already fed him to OgurinRIP mittens
>>3163379Chahc has some MASSIVE titties
>>3163379>TWO crowns Idk man MAAM looks mighty powerful
>>3163388ogurin eats cats? and maybe even dogs? what a beast
>>3163379The right one has two tazuna minions and double good mood.
>>3163205yes, but did Bamboo win any?
>>3163385Nishino is extremely lewd
>>3163379Which one would Erioioire train?
I've won 13 CMs brosThis -is- an actual brag post, fuck humblebrag, I'm proud of my umas, pretty fucking stoked
>>3163385That fag has drawn Nishino like 6 or 7 times.He draws like 2 big tits then comes back to Nishino mama. It's funny.
>>3163379WHAT THE FUCK
>>3163397I would be surprised if she didnt, she was very good this CM. Would have run her if I had her
oh shit I got back from the grocery store at the perfect timethere's now three people at Stump FC in Melty Blood Concerto Lobby if anyone wants to joinThe ID is 7010
>>3163397Some group B scrub won with her
>>3163397Mine jobbed
>>3163397Group B sadly.
>>3163385unfortunately, nishino 1 didn't have as much OC
>>3163407Group BASED chad you mean?
>>3163413It was peak xogslop. Xogslop destroys the threads.
>>3163413nishino 1 was crazy
>>3163406I'm giving it a try in SP, but I can't figure out how to remap binds on keyboard.
>>3163411>>3163407noooooo i can no longer make any jokes about bamboo neither being part of any /v/ma pfps or any collages
>>3163135I'll never doubt bono again
>>3163415Thankfully theres no more right
>>3163420There's one more
>>3163418You can make that joke about cuteki tho
Jesus Christ, you guys weren't kidding
Group B stands for for GROUP BAMBOO
>>3163417Go into the CCCaster settings and bind them from there, it should use your settings for that for Concerto as well.You can bind it to whatever the program can recognize, be it a keyboard, a hitbox, fightstick, whatever you got, it can probably identify it.
>>3163300What was your creek's final wr? I tried running one and... she didn't do the best.
FUCK KOREA FOR GETTING HER NOW AND FUCK CYGAMES FOR DELAYING THE GLOBAL RELEASE FOR SO LONG AND PUTTING US SO FAR BEHIND JAPAN
>>3163424What the fuck was their problem?
>>3163425
>>3163423unfortunately yaeno has der/v/ representation
>>3163429If you post THAT pic of kita korea will EOS
>>3163429Holy fuark... Shakur SSR?
>just got two 'zasyou don't know how happy this makes me
>>3163379>Two crowns>Cuter>Has a Platinum AND a munitalP>Loads of tokens>Full energyMy money's on Aston nostAnachaMachan is being advised by TWO Tazunas and we all know Tazuna's advice is terrible
>>3163435yep, korea should be at 4.5th anniversary in a month
>>3163429It is as I was always sayingACCELERATE FASTER, DOUBLE TIME
>>3163437what would i do with>aD>aP>oV>iV>oCtokens?
>>3163439YOU ARE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR
>>3163439>instructions not cleardoubling the time until we catch up to JP
>>3163426Thanks. On it. I used to have a shitty hitbox but it broke a long time ago, so now I'm a keyboardCHAD because I hate levers.
>>3163436Smallest american meal
>>3163441Clearly not preaching enough seeing how empty this month isOnly one CM? And its done by 20th? Come on we can fit in a second one in there
Alright anon, time for the question of the day.What was your favorite and your least favorite part of this CM?
>>3163433
>>3163448All CMs are the same to me but if I was being held as gunpoint to pick one it'd be the one where Ms Victoria was featured for the first time
haha it's like the meme
>>3163448>FavoriteSeeing my SS+ Inari win>Least favoriteAll the late starts and bad moods keeping me out of A finals
>>3163448Seeing people here loseSeeing people here win
>>3163448>FavoriteThe fact that you had no stam requirement so you could spend a shit toj of tokens on skill lessons>Least favoriteLosing!
Apparently Japanese w*men are infecting JP Umamusume and bitching about boob jiggle and bloomers
>>3163444Personally I love levers, but very specifically Sanjuks levers, and after having used them I find it very difficult to bring myself to use a different kind.God I need to get a new circuitboard for my good fightstick.>>3163448Favorite part was definitely the roomas. Of course it was the roomas. Playing with my fellow anon and proving my strength felt so good. But then that goes straight into the second bit, my least favorite part was obviously getting robbed in the final. And that's why I'm drinking and playing melty blood. Well, I would be, but it seems like spectating is broken for me lmao.
What would be her favorite movieWhat would be her least favorite movie
>>3163453>SS+ Inari winAin't no way.
This result was foretold.
>>3163448>favoriteFronts weren't oppressively meta for once>least favoriteTossup between "I got 3rd in A finals despite having a good winrate" and "I had to play GL"
>do CM22 parent run in Unity>560 stamina>1000 less skill points ACK
>>3163448I didn't like how reliant in the downhill the whole thing was
>>3163460She didn't have a great winrate but she won more than a couple times. Even won 1 in A round 2.
>>3163461Im slowly starting to be convinced the stakes are rigged.
>>3163426Sorry if it seems like I'm being greedy in fights, how do I swap off to let the other guy play? I've honestly never done Melty online so I dunno how this shit works.
>>3163466Imagine being that curren trainer
>>3163457I hate to appeal to the fusapan obsessed faggot but, JP just got a big fat blonde bimbo with huge tits, in a bikini, jiggling all over the track. And also the Sexo Sky outfit. It's all good m8. (Bright's really needed to be slutter s m h but 2/3 ain't bad)
LOOK AT THIS
>>3163427Pic related. I went with a Guts approach for mine to deal with the Kikuka, Arima, Spring Tennou Sho without bothering with stam or recoveries. In the end this run was completely mid, with half the cards not finishing but as everyone knows when you get the inspos it's hard to be motivated to try again knowing you may never get one like that again so just used her as is.
>>3163473Bright is inherently slutty
>>3163448>favoriteBeing finished with building early.>least favoriteLosing the finals race and my last shot at a double plat title.
>>3163469Your guess is as good as mine, I'm a boomer and the most experience I ever had with melty blood online was playing directly with the caster lmaoI know you've seen this image floating around somewhere, my sensei was the dude playing H-Nanaya in this picture.
>>3163473you are a faggot
>>3163448>What was your favoriteEvery time my genetically challenged daughter won a race.>and your least favorite part of this CM?YOU HAVE TRACEN CHEERHOW ARE YOU IN 4TH PLACE IN THE FIRST HALF OF THE RACE WHEN THERE ARE SIX PACE CHASERS
>>3163479You guys are really fucking old
Did any ulala trainer manage to snatch the plat?
>>3163429Meh I thought this was the swimsuit alt, now that's something worth to seethe about
>>3163480Sorry but Banana Bright is simply not a very good looking outfit... gotta tell it like it is.
>>3163483YEPPERS!
>>3163479The most I've done was just play offline by myself so I didn't know about setting controls either. The stuff I remember that was some shit was having to put in IP addresses for Soku before they even had mods and rollback and all that.
>>3163485You've been permanently banned from the state of ASTER.
>>3163484I want HER not just her swimsuit alt
>>3163488>SokuMan back when /v/ had good 2hu threads I would rape neighas with suika, I would spam her summersault like crazy
>>3163479Dude your sensei is a fooking legend
>>3163482well, there is a retiree among usas for me, I'm only 27I will say it's kind of crazy what graffiti we've left alongside our assorted internet pompeiis>>3163488yeah, it's a wild world out there. Soku has gotten to the point where they've reverse engineered their game even more intensely than the Melty folkto keep it on topic, I'm always umazed by how much under the hood work Uma Musume has done too. really impressive work, I'm always happy to see it.
Anyone doing dirt rooms yet?
>>3163493he plays a mean C-Kouma too
>>3163495Theres been a couple but they take forever to fill up
>>3163495there are dirt roomas but they take like 20 minutes to fill
>>3163474SEXO
>>3163495I'll join one if you promise you don't run a runaway rabbit
>>3163474Too adult
>>3163495A lot of dirt rooms stuck at 6/9 yeahpersonally I'm in no rush
>>3163500No promises
>>3163483She didn't take 1st herself, but the team did win.I saw a sideways Ms. Victoria screenshot for Urara posted earlier >>3161160, though.
>>3163474Suspenders are good for the soul
>>3163445That's a fairly small amount of 'za for an average-sized trainer I'd say?
>>3163505Its insane how sexy the uma models can get
>>3163505Suspender?I hardly know 'er!
Who's the best lead singer for Ms Victoria and why is it Maruzensky?
>>3163511it has to be fenomeno
>>3163511Oh shit, you won plat with the old hag?
>>3163474Skipping the gyarumuand going straight to the nano!
>>3163511I personally really really like cb
>>3163511It has to be Pearl
>>3163511I see that debuffer on the bottom right, you fraud.
>>3163517Pearls cover of tracen ondo is one of my fav uma songs
What happens when an uma fucking sucks at singing and dancing anyway?
>>3163523Then she better be good at racingIf not...
>>3163523You get THIS
>>3163513unfortunately no that was Leo, wedding Curren stole this CM from Maru >>3163292
>>3163530Man why you such in a hurry?
questiondoes fujin's banner happen while helios' banner is still active?
>>3163531boredom
>>3163532Fujin banner is in 4 days so yes
>>3163532yes!i'll be pulling (200 - pulls to get fujin) on helios
>EIGHT>PERCENT>WINRATE>wins finalsI forgive her for all 30,000 carats
>>3163523
>>3163539Sex I would hope!
>>3163539Nails, for one
>>3163523alcoholism
>>3163540She's too dumb to know what sex is
>>3163530>>3162176
Umazing how gyarus got banger careers, wonder how Espoir, Pandora and Ebayans careers areYes, they are all gyarus, even Pandora, she is some girly-princessy gyaru apparantly
>>3163543Not too dumb to learn what rape is!
>>3163511I remember I was trying to organize my thoughts on who the best Ms. Victoria was. I remember ranking based even on stupid shit like how they pronounced the Victoria at the end and anyone that broke the word lost points.
>>3163546i would kill a curren career if i wasn't in the middle of looping
GGs anons. I'm gonna go now because my hands are sore. Hope to see more melty or other fightan games played here in the future
>>3163550>I remember I was trying to organize my thoughts on who the best Ms. Victoria wasDo you guys just watch Ms. Victoria but sung by every uma or something?
>>3163552oh I was about to back out to the lobby to give the other guy a goGGs, blowing off some steam with a fighting game after a total robbery isn't so bad
>another 5 days with no stam+mile>next CM starts in 15 daysHow is ANYONE supposed to keep up with this schedule? I want to run more than one ace but it's going to be fucking impossible since I can't use this digital parent on Maruzensky/Falcon or even another backliner like Gold City since she's late and Digital's parent is end.
>>3163541>Jordan working at a nail salon post retirementNow this is what I'd like to see
>>3163555what the fuck are you talking about ,are you insane?FIFTEEN DAYS to make a mile uma? In the scenario that gives you free easymode sprint+mile careers? Like what the hell is your post, just click speed
>won plat>carat count is still low as fuck
>>3163552>>3163554I got my ass handed to me but it was fun kek, I'm gonna look a bit more into the game cause this shit is too fast for me to go in blind. I need a more braindead character than Satsuki Sho, partly because of the latency.
>>3163560>3rd place>carat count is also low as fuck
>>3163559the stats are the easy part, it's the skills + inspos + distance S
>>3163555Its schrimple, chase a godrun instead of a godparent
>>3163559Fifteen days to finish one uma is fine. Fifteen days to make one uma and then make a completely separate parent WITH Grandparent is not and then 2 more aces with that is not.
>>3163553I just selected singers in the concert theater in the game itself, although I mainly judged based on the lead role. I didn't watch that many of them so I couldn't exactly judge well, I really liked Taishin though. One example of someone that just got screwed by how she pronounced Victoria was Oguri, I honestly thought she was solid until I heard her go VICTORI...A. I judge based off of small shit, yeah.
>>3163565If it makes you feel any better everyone else is at the same disadvantage
>>3163567clearly not if neighas are already hosting roomas
>>3163560I haven't gotten 3rd in a while, that 1200 instead of 1800+ fucking hurts.
>>3163561H Satsuki is pretty braindead. One of her best players in the world is nicknamed "The Sonic Gorilla"Honestly all it takes is having the oldfag gene or connecting with your inner oldfag. Also, Melty Blood was nicknamed Mashy Blood for a long time for good reason. If you're ever lost, just start mashing A until you hit something and then go to town.
oh thanks helios.
>>3163565you absolutely do NOT need to make an ultra-optimized parent for any CM that has ever happened in this game thus faruse a super generic mid tier ryan with only 4 whites and borrow a good king for backuse a super generic mid tier pasa with only 4 whites and borrow seiun for front
>>3163572You're WEIcome
Oh I think the Melty lobby died.I'll make a new one, I saw there were a couple people in it. New lobby at 2295, come scream into the communal stump
>>3163561Nah I get it, I wanted to learn Miyako at one point but I know nothing about how to play her and she's actually weird compared to the rest of the cast in some ways. The good part is I remember the basic shit on Aoko at least, I don't even remember which version I played.
>>3163572>guts
>>3163530>>3163546my autism won out...
>>3163580I request "are you fr soft because of this" as a response to this image
>>3163584
>>3163580>>3163584Her zoomerspeak actually turns me on so much though
>>3163580This is probably one of the least arousing images on the internet
>>3163588it doesn't turn me on because I just think of what that translator looks like
OH MY GOD THIS MODE TAKES FOREVERHURRY THE FUCK UP
>>3163591You can use the TP jelly refillsI know you got a million of em laying around
>>3163592THEY'RE MINE
>>3163592err not the TP but the carrot jellies, RP refills if you will
>>3163588>>3163587my soul brother at my old job did a lot of zoomer speak even though he was even older than meI can't bring myself to hate itsometimes I even find myself talking like it
>>3163527FASTER
>>3163589It is deep in the rot only western porn can have
>>3163580>thought she had slow metabolism from the thumbnailit's over
So now that the dust has settledhow's her PR after today?
>>3163542Light hello gets plenty of hate but im gonna miss her
>>3163601i just finished her career. she's too fucking adorablemy impure thoughts about her have increased tenfoldgoodnight
>>3163602Easy ways for Light Hello to be more likeable>have a scenario that's not shit>start dating your trainer in junior year>when you train with her, she should guarantee concert points
WaitHOLY SHITDID THEY FIX THE PACE PROMOTE BUG?I just noticed my machan got pace promote but she was in a middle gate
>>3163601Lit! Omega Lit!Seriously she's so fucking adorbs holy shit
>>3163602Easy ways for Light Hello to be more likeable>marries me>gets pregnant with triplets from me>lactates
>>3163601$WEI had very high initial trading volumes driven by intense market anticipation and speculative retail with price action experiencing rapid liquidity expansion followed by immediate profit-taking from early allocators, the stock ultimately rocketed to the moon and its expected to remain there for a while.
we went through so many messages today>2/3 through a 1135 message thread>880 messages>749 messages>967 messages>370 messagesover 3700 messages today holy
Someone gotta take one for the team and draw helios
I just realized we just did an entire sprint CM and I never once saw this woman win a single matchhow absolutely cursed is this uma?
>>3163615Yeah the day isn't over yet. It will be around 4000 posts. Stakes day
>>3163573>use a super generic mid tier ryanI thought Ryan was bad here?
>>3163617Shes the least popular uma in global.
>>3163619day is already over for me, i was considering EST
>>3163620shes usable unlike dober who doesnt work at all
>>3163620NTA but She is, 100% optional at best
>>3163578it doesn't seem like anyone else is joining this, unless anyone else wants to vent through combat, I'm gonna go ahead and recline.Thanks for suggesting melty, it was a good trip down memory lane
>>3163617Maybe the Banchans you encountered were just bad or couldn't beat your umas
>>3163523Autotune and practice. Idols don't have be good, they just have to appeal to their fans.
Fucking zoomers infecting my safe zones
>>3163609she's so adorable, like people forget that helios isn't all just zoomer/gyaru speak
why are these "dates" literally half a second longwhere is my actual GFE content
>>3163527I love Koi wa Derby and I'm not kidding.
>>3163631Use your imagination
is this ever gonna get any better?
>>3163631>why are these "dates" literally half a second longthat's how long it takes for your average trainer to finish
>>3163617Other anons got CM wins with her, one anon posted the Group B win... I tried hard to build a good one but she just didn't want to cooperate. I had two what I thought were decent enough ends and even a late to beat on the general CM rooms but she just never won.
I don't like helios just because she would absolutely NEVER hang out with me irlyes, this is projection
>>3163634this isn't GBF so no
Helios is sexy as fuck man
>>3163632Is this one on the jukebox yet?
>>3163620>>3163623>>3163625NTA but who do you take instead of Ryan? I know king is a lock but what else do you borrow?
>>3163631>FalcoBASED
>>3163617Nobody has the Bamboozler
>>3163643Nishino > King imo.
>>3163645Many wish they did though.
>>3163646Goddamn I should've rolled for nishino, that unique is valuable as fuck.
I fucking love punching down so much bros
>>3163646isnt there gonna be fronts out the ass?
>>3163645I will never forgive the sin of translating names/nicknames.
>>3163650Not necessarily, you've got Falco and Rickey but most people cant build Rickey worth a damn. If anything I expect to see more Taikis/Oguri
>>3163649your lobby loogs almost identical to mine by win rates and yet I came in thirdgive it backit was mine
Why is she like this
WHY DO THESE RANDOM QUESTS DO TWO RACES ON THE SAME DAYMY AUTISM IS FLARING UP
>>3163643I brought Shadowbreak to gamble on carryover
I haven't the foggiest idea how to build for dirt.
>>3163645Bamboozlers are for squids.
>>3163656I didn’t just win, I podiumed!
>>3163657too many romance novels
>>3163649The last 3 races of my cm (including finals) looked like this.
>>3163662Also I should get second and thirds carats and pink tickets for sweeping like this.
>>3163662that's fucking great, I hope you're really god damn happyI call a plague upon you, for your next 15 CMs.
Greetings, people of /v/buyaThe " 7th Princess Dropout" starts nowthe rules are simple, bring your CM Uma for the last CM, BUT no Queen of /vm/Race track: 1200 m, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny, Mood Great, 1 Uma per trainerBan List: Oguri Cap, Maruzensky, Mihono Bourbon, Mayano Top Gun, Gold Ship, Seiun Sky, Super Creek, Taiki Shuttle, Grass Wonder, Curren Chan, Silence Suzuka, Kitasan Black,Mejiro Ardan, Copano Rickey and current Queen Nishino Flower974262379742623797426237May the greatest Uma become a Princess
>>3163662I podium'd the longslop CM and I still can't believe it
>>3163662The weakest King trainer
>>3163668Finally some good fucking food.
>>3163668not even gonna enterfuck this CMI'm never running any of the umas I trained for it again and as soon as the CM period ends I'm gluing all three of my aces.
>>3163668This is how I plan to take out my frustrations
>>3163668can I bring someone who won a round but didnt win a stakes
>>3163668>5/18What happens if a mob uma wins
>>3163676Of course
>>3163664I honestly thought I was headed for this with how much the game chucked horseshit rushed onto my Kingu but thankfully I was spared.
>>3163661as a former main, it's a potentialman weapon. One that people claim is good but "too hard to be consistent with". In reality it was at its strongest in the first game when damage up allowed it to get one shot kills near instantly
>>3163677Mob Uma will have a Special Place in the ___________ Race
>>3163677Kind of want to see this just to chuck it in haku and see what her chance of winning was.
>had to backread three and a half fucking threads to catch up>this one is halfway doneI dont mind because it was all a great time but jesus dude. Chill.
>>3163685>have to backread yet another COMPLAINER postVGH, I just read a post just like yours 30 minutes ago
>>3163685This CM was beyond supremely unfair and all salt is profoundly warranted.
>>3163685For me it was whatever the fuck was going on before finals began.
>>3163683>The mob queen will finally give up her throne to a new mob next month
>>3163687shitter cope
>>3163685UMA MUSUME ARE PROUD CREATURES
>>3163687Most of the posting was positive tho
>Hate GL with a burning passion>Light Whore needs to be raped and beheaded>I've won every plat so farHmm
>>3163690NIGGER I WON OVER 75% OF ALL THE SIMULATED RACES OF MY FUCKING FINALSTHIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
>>3163693Converting anger into power does that.
>>3163693ive also won every GL CMkinda crazy since i feel like ive gotten more casual since GL started
>>3163687>El activates groundwork and become the lucky pacerSupremely fair if you ask me
>>3163696Now you've learned how to skip the desire sensor
>>3163690>Tell my club I won plat>switch to my old Capricorn badge>they'll just assume I failed the first one
>>3163694skill issue
>>3163700KILL YOURSELF
>>3163135WE ARE SO BACK NEIGHAS
>got pace promote>wonidk the death of frontrunners giving way to this game-winning mechanic seems like a big problem to me. Surprised I don't see way more people sperg about itLike I won because of it but I know I'd be mad as fuck if I lost because of that
>>3163693>don't give a fuck about sprint slop>win for the first time in a long time>try really hard for each following GL CM>great win rate in practice rooms everywhere and during the CM>job finals to the dumbest and/or most cancerous shit ever>keep losing>sprintslop CM comes around again>need to stop giving a fuck so phone it in>win>
>>3163703Lucky pace IS bullshit but someone has to be the pace maker
>Watch my finals>Cheer Kingu gets rushed almost immediately
>>3163135
>>3163703Promoted pace means you're gambling on the Turbo Sprint and Head On/Neck and Neck, while the people in 3/4 have Blossom to catch up so pace promote isn't a free win
>>3163706I looped restraint to avoid this and all I got was this lousy third place
>>3163708>while the people in 3/4 have Blossom to catch up so pace promote isn't a free winAnd Ends are going to End.
>>3163703That's probably the only reason I won as well, it was very lucky.It felt slightly earned because I had max speed, winter runner, sprint S, popped a shit ton of skills and they were on my ASS, almost passed me but we just fired off another barrage of late race skills to hold the lead. We had to work for it, missing even one skill I probably would have lost.
MY PODIUM SWEEPING HEROES
>>3163710Sure, but Ends do End things regardless so the context is pace promote being a free win for promoted pace. The only one who gets kinda fucked is the guy in 2nd but Blossom still hits right when they get overtake by the guy in 3rd so it could be worse
>>3163703well it was MEGA ULTRA bullshit back when pace promote was auto-given to wheover the furthest on the left pace wasbut I THINK that got changed/fixed? Idk if any anon has confirmed it but I see other anons bring it up:>>3163607
>>3163714Machan is...big
>>3163703On courses where fronts aren't good you just run front neo-neouniverse as a buffer.
>>3163615/v/ma is dying... we're actually just tsundere for sprintcasino
>>3163719>neo-neouniverseThe slutty alt? Man do i really gotta roll for two versions of uni?
>>3163714You don't deserve it.
>>3163714I wish I could have seen Machan's fat tits and thighs jiggle to Ms.Victoria..........
>>3163720>dude fuck SPRINTSLOP>le two weeks later>WHAT THE FUCK MY LIFE IS LITERALLY OVER I NEEDED TO WIN THIS YOU DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND I'M GOING TO HURT SOMEBODY
>>3163721the autumn one, proc 12 greens + groundwork (or 13 skills) and then get all your teammates get 0.15 current speed at the gate
>>3163720No, I'm not tsundere. I'm entering clankers for the next sprint, and I'm one and doneing all three of my aces for CM22. I'm fucking done with the Grand Cancer.
>>3163724I actually do say this, my neigha moment is over but I got p heated today
>>3163726Is Student C the most misunderstood character in fiction?
>>3163720I wuv sprints. Always have.
>>3163727Glad you aite neigha
>>3163729Student C is the hero we didn't deserve.If only she won, we wouldn't be stuck with this scenario.Imagine what bliss it would have been, to be running NUnity for seven CMs
Personally I am not a crab but I am glad my biggest rivals failed to get their 16th plat. That helps me shrink the gap.
>>3163723You could have had this.
>>3163738Holy fuck dude
>>3163737I felt good for winning, but when I saw my rival with an objectively better team lose, I feel bad. But we all get that reality check sometimes, even the best trainers. Next time when they win and I lose, I will congratulate them
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3163737I'm glad I have no rivals.
>>3163746IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA PLAY THE GAME PASS THE CONTROLLER ANON
>>3163734people only liked NUnity because it was on a sprint
>>3163746OH SNAP T-RAINTS GOTTA BE THE WRONG TYPE OF GUTS TRAININGCUZ YOU BE DIGGIN IN AN UMAYOU BE DIGGIN IN AN UMAYOU BE DIGGIN AN UMA
>>3163749wrong
>>3163746
>>3163755>Bro read fanfiction its peak>the peak:
>>3163755
>>3163755This is fucking horrible
>>3163755MY SIDES
>>3163755>there are people who don't like this
>>3163755>It twitchedI need to get shot in the head with a 50 cal
>>3163749Riko shits out stamina like it's nobody's business, so NUnity would have been great for any distance. Unfortunately the SP difference between it and GL is just way too big a gap to bridge
>>3163756I NEED AO3 SO I CAN READ THE ZEPHYR FANFIC
>>3163761>there are people who do
New club name: PeakGwak
>>3163765Use the wayback machine breh
>>3163746Most people are thinking of haha sex, but there's far worse implications. Can you imagine this being a mother? Going to PTA meetings? Teaching a child how to talk and write?
>>3163769>Implying helios will live past 20
>>3163769I remember a while back we had a discussion on who would be the worst wives/mothers and Helios was definitely bottom ranking for a reason. She's not mother material
I thought Helios' career was supposed to make me hate Rupert, but it really just made me feel bad for her
>>3163753>best for male x uma relationships Thats like, the only type of relationship that even needs a condom wtf, pointless disclaimer
>>3163755Do you zoomers actually say shit like this during sex?
>>3163773Using Ruby's card will make you hate her
>>3163775>Zoomers>Having sexPick one
>>3163775>zoomers>having seggs
>>3163773Roberto just keeps getting humiliated
>>3163776Using her card made me hate my speed cards instead.
>>3163773why did people say that ruby would be hated after helios career
>>3163772For me the bottom 3 is helios, fuku and fine
>>3163751guys Im sorryI like helios
>>3163781This a thousand times over. How come she sits on power so often at 80 special prio while Tachyon with the same and miss 'OH LOOK AT ME I HAVE 100 SPECIAL PRIO' Kitasan fuck off and tongue each other's assholes on guts?
>>3163769not to worry, she takes birth control!most of the time
HOLY TITCOW
>>3163782Cuz Cygames didn't change or censor Helios' attraction to Ruby and the career makes it exceedingly clear that Ruby has no romantic interest in helios in the slightest
>>3163782I assume because she comes off as cold in the way she keeps rejecting Helios. But it's hard to really think about that when she just keeps getting absolutely shat on
>>3163788
>>3163135FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3163135reposting
>>3163788Large voluptuous breasts are for primitive, uncivilized cavemen
>>3163794Her smug aura is overwhelming
>>3163796does she have a fat ass at least?
>>3163796Why is she talking about Narita brian?
>>3163791>>3163789nah, didn't you hear, they're gonna hate helios now bc>muh no means no, she's harassing ruby or something(i have not read helios story)
>>3163797the bounceslop really brings the image together
>>3163800That sounds extremely retarded
>>3163135reposting >>3162038
>>3163785even the people who find her annoying would probably bang her
Why is helios' career just ruby torture porn?She seems miserable/depressed
>>3163135I was afraid this would happen. I really want to get a CM win with Scarlet but the rice I remade between rounds was just too fucking strong. Scarlet was maximum pace up pushed as hard as she could, but even with her unique she couldn't overtake Rice and managed 2nd by a length. I want my other favs to have a chance to shine but it seems that Rice refuses to yield the spotlight. She's a bit clingy ain't she?2 Miss Victorias. Both Rice.
I finally have some dirt aces and they're so unbelievably shit I wonder if I can even reach group A
>>3163804You can want to fuck her and still think Allison did a shit job.
>>3163800Honestly she's really not bad even trying to think of it that way. Most of the times she approaches Ruby, it's because she can tell she's feeling down and wants to cheer her up. And there are multiple occasions in which T-Rain or Miracle warn her that she should probably just leave Ruby alone and she immediately complies.
>>3163809
>>3163807>COMIN IN HOT
>>3163773If you're a shipfag then maybe but the way she's presented in Helios's career will make you pity her for being a jobber despite being such a stick in the mud
>>3163807YOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE
>>3163806Not true. Miracle also fucking dies
it's okay you don't have to hide your name we wuv you, barfyman362I will forgive you for what you said earlier about my mother
>>3163817>for helios to be happy all must sufferIs she the /v/ uma?
>>3163821no that's Taishin
>>3163774When your customer base is borderline retarded, pointless disclaimers become very important
>>3163702I FUCKING KNEELI jobbed hard this CM my Teio also brocked my Ulala
>>3163135Posting my hero!
>5 CMsStill no one wants to run her.
>>3163823She actually has friends unlike me so no.
>Yaeno Muteki>Chiyono-O>Ardan>Oguri Cap>Super Creek>Inari One>Tamamo Cross>Bamboo Memory>Obey Your Master, Folkqueen, and Mill WakabaHow is any other era even supposed to compete?
>>3163827>Dirt dahbyNo thanks.Thing is we had guys running full BNW teams, I remember a few really strong Tickets in the earlier CMs, pre Miss Victoria. You had to be there..
>>3163827Sorry but tickezo gets on my nerves, maybe when evolved skills drop.
>>3163816I grailed King Hassan. You have no power over me.
>>3163827that one girl streamer won a semi-recent CM with her
>>3163827I literally haven't ran ticket one single time since getting my new account after the Kitasan banner.
>>3163828Rulership might be more apt.
>>3163827She has Sprint G. I mutated 2 Sprint F umas and previously made a Sprint Cafe and a Dirt Cafe. Next CM is Dirt (G) Mile (F). I blame no one for not going through with that in this hellscape of a scenario.
>>3163835I think i ran ticket a single time for a >fun race and then never did it again.
>>3163796Yeah, me
>>3163807I have a Laisu made but decided to not use her in the finals, but it was aight. She already got me plats afterall. I'll probably use her if I fail to mutate my Deio
>>3163837All she needs to do is blame a random uma that barely thinks about her for all her problems and she'd be perfect
>>3163842she's blackpilled on gachaslop
Post your lowest ranking umas and then answer the following question: Why haven't you run them again?
Fuck support banners. 110 pulls without a single SSR on Miracle's banner. Had to pity to get my singular copy of the banner card. But hey, LB1 Teio speed...
>>3163845That's too much workI have like 10 umas I haven't even done their careers forreason why is because im tired and it takes like a whole fricken day to do one. I've lost my sovl as a trainer
>>3163847Rolling cards sucks. If Ramonu decides to play hard to get after 400 rolls I am going to be in a rough spot
>>3163845TP and time is precious. Also no storage for umas. Also I haven't updated a TT team in a year.
>>3163847>Burning your bad luck before ramonuExcellent gambit
>>3163845I think my lowest is self explanatory
>>3163847
>>3163661>>3163682I only played the first game but I remember towards the end I maxed a lot of weapons and found the Bamboozler MK II with the Disruptor sub-weapon to be an absoulute delight to use, better than the Damage UP variants with the MK III personally, and also countered a lot of the cancer back then like the Burst Bomb spam from the snipers and invisible rollers, the Ink Wall spam from the Gal 96, neutered the Rainmaker speed strats and many more as long as you had a minimum of accuracy. What a fun game.
>>3163845There's no real reason to run umas I don't care about and there's only so many slots for TT.
>>3163850>Also I haven't updated a TT team in a year.This is like half of my clubwhy don't you guys just update them to include your newest CM aces?
>>3163852What does this thread have against ticket
>>3163850
>>3163840Kek
>>3163858McQueen...
>>3163845>Why haven’t I run them againEither I run the alt or I simply don’t want too.
>>3163847Don't you need 1LB for Miracle? Gotta keep rolling
>>3163858What are you waiting for? Do your zephyr and acute reps.
>>3163857She's annoying and her kit sucks
>>3163851>have become so superstitious I don't even link to the gametora gacha simulator anymore
>>3163856I saw a video of someone updating a TT team in JP from like A to UN whatever and get thousands of carats and I thought it was funny and committed to the bit. I also like the "break in case of emergency" storage. If I ever -need- carats, I can update the TT team.
>>3163857I like ticket, but most autists get upset over loud noises
>>3163867You're losing potential income from Class 6....
>>3163845UraraMTKNFKKTRMamboI ran her for the dahby CM in open and that was it, it was my first CM after coming back from quitting.the last time I ran her was recreating my CM2 ace for a fun racethis one won my daby CM but I don't know what the S+ is from, probably a clankerclanker, I've never run an actual career of herclanker for a parentclanker, all the actual careers of her I tried to run crashed and burned spectacularly and I proceeded to never give a fuck.
>>3163856I run the same handful of umas every CM.
>>3163845You made me check and realize I have 17 umas I've never run a career for.
>>3163867I *need* the carats, which is why I stay in class 6! I only really update my team once per scenario, and do it very slowly and I still can stay in class 6 relatively easily>>3163871That makes sense actually
>>3163845Most of these, I did a single run with and never again, I sorta forgot why I did in the first place. The only ones I used in a CM were Gold Ship, Ticket, Jordan and Teio and I have explanations for them.>Gold ShipUsed in Taurus 1, jobbed hard and I wasn't attached to her so I dropped her, the higher rank is just from some random parent runs>TicketLet /v/ pick one of my aces in an old CM, fun times but I got my forever team later.>JordanSame deal, used her in a Longslop CM by asking /v/, never had a reason to run her after that, but she's okay.>TeioI just run Anime instead.
We are so back
>>3163863It's just +1 guts bonus, not the end of the world.
>>3163875Jordan's gonna get p decent with evolved skills, plus she's incredibly sexy
>>3163876REMINDER THAT WE HAVE HALF TP IN UNITY ONLY RIGHT NOW
wtf helios
>>3163845They will be eternally SS as they're on the breeding machine duty
>>3163879FUCK I JUST READ THIS POST AFTER HITTING AUTO RUNMY 30TP AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3163879Sounds like a great opportunity for fan runs!
>>3163879Okay but I have to do parent runs in Grand Shite
>>3163884Cancel it
>>3163881
Why can't I glue my aces yet?
stash check?
>>3163829forgetting best Boy: Soccer Boy
>>3163890NUO
>>3163895I don't wanna talk about it
>>3163807Fuck man, you're just rubbing it in. I desperately want a Raisu plat. My two top umas of all time are Rice and Vamp Rice, but both of them got second to one of my other umas at the time. And the one time I went all in on Rice + 2 debuffers was the xogsloppiest cm where I went into finals with a 75%+ wr and lost by a neck to a xog+four doms.
>>316389539k. Maybe not great, but I got Helios with more than enough to save for Ramonu so I think I'm good.
/v/mapyoi has been taken over by the Zuma and danchou is cheating on opera again
AAAAAAAAA
>>3163902Show me your rice. Mine was a freak of nature.
>>3163906Not surprised in the slightest
>>3163895it's... decent, budgeting 200 pulls total for VInes + Helios, but gonna have to borrow ancestors
>>3163907>Seeker of knowledge, know this. Some truths should remain buried beneath the sands.
>>3163906I believe at this point opera might be enjoying it
>He plans his stash>he can't luckbend
>>3163906not looking good!
>>3163906He swaps so much I wonder if he's rich or some shit because there's no way he's swapping umas that much otherwise.
>>3163908NTA but>quad double circles on all the corners/straightswhat a beast
>>3163139Nishino Flower is an alpha.
Post helios funds. Tell it to me straight bros
>>3163922Bank account status?
>>3163916he sounds like a guy who likes to spend cheeky uma pulls and not do too many card rolls, and I can respect that
>>3163922You can barely make it on the last day if you do not spend a single carat
>>3163922You get a free 22500 paid carats in a few weeks at least.
>>3163922might as well use the last few rolls on something
>>3163922Uh..you mean you STILL need to roll on helios? or this is what you have left after you rolled on her?
>>3163895
>>3163922You're fucked.
>>3163922Time to become a full time uma roller
holy gutsmogged
>>3163895It's not looking good..
Add Air Groove(wedding) to the collage. She hard carried the other 2 bums on her team.
>>3163895First time reaching 6 digits also missing -3000 because i pulled the scamchas to commemorate my plat
>>3163925Danchou just retired from competitive after some bad banners.
Now that the dust has settled, have you finally learned to forgive yourself?
>>3163936ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONYOUR ACCOUNT
>>3163925Oh wait this is the scene that Light Hello stumble webm was referencing to?
>>3163942I'll take what happened a decade ago to my grave, I'm afraid.
>>3163942No.
>>3163895The carats are looking good.The rest is up to gacha luck.
>>3163942Yes
>>3163930The latter, had to spark. Not too mad cuz good spooks but still.
>>3163198I'm the guy who discovered it on uma.moe, and I know this because literally zero mentions of it existed before me. I checked.I don't know what the hell happened to it. The data suggests that it was either disbanded the same day it was made, or the guy who made it just... never played ever again after making it. It's bizarre as fuck.
>>3163944not necessarilyLahey is parodying a very drunk man and it's possible Light Hello is also just parodying a drunk stumbling person. If you've been around those types you know
>>3163943I want them to know it was me
>>3163343IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MACHANI'M SO FUCKING ANGRY
>>3163939Danchou deserved better
>>3163906Helios is my second favorite so I felt like I had to rock her for at least a weekDanchou is a manwhore though
>>3163949I see, well you will have enough for one spark on Ramonu. 120 free rolls means you only need 12,000 carats to finish off the rest of the spark. So have at least that much, probably more. Ramonu's not for another month so you'll get there. Maybe like 1.5 sparks if you're super thrifty (average about 20K+ carats per month)
>>3163939I considered doing the same after the last time I rolled cards. Maybe I'll do that after Ramonu bricks me
>>3163953>Podium Alright ill let it slide
helios... she's adorbs
I wish I could retire but this game offers me nothing except the autistic minmaxing of graded league so anything other than dropping the game cold turkey isn't going to cut it.
>>3163953Based groovechad
>>3163343Will i get a PROMOTION if I open this?
>>3163968You'll become the damn CEO
>>3163942still thinking about the girl who broke up with me and vanished off the face of the earthstill think of her 16 years laterI was gonna put a ring on her
>>3163968aieeeeeee that auto-opened since i had the catbox extension
>>3163963What I plan to do is similar to what I did this CM: keep playing and training, just not minmaxing to the same extent I used to. So less runs trying to get high rolls essentially. This also may mean my deck will be sub-par past a certain point but it will save me time, energy and stress just by cutting the amount I actually train. But I understand maybe that's not the kind of compromise people want to make. It's understandable to just quit the game if you got what you could out of it. I don't think many of us were expecting to invest THIS much time and energy into a gachaslop. I know I wasnt.
Damn Palmer, try not to be too obvious
>>3163976Palmer is a massive loser, I wuv her.
Got some dirt sloppa ready, anyone doing some rooms?
>>3163979I'll join if you host
>>3163979Big maybe. There was talks of rooms earlier but they've been kinda hard to fill up. Personally I just wanna chill out
>>3163979I can host a few if and only if they won't be 6/9 for a million years
>>3163983Holy SHIT bro
>>3163975That is what I've been doing, I don't even join test rooms anymore because my aces are just good enough to make it to A but will never be able to win against the min maxers here. The time investment is just too much for me and at the end of the day it is gacha slop.
>>3163981>I'll join if you host teehee~>10 minutes later>ANON WHY DIDN'T YOU JOIN WE'RE STILL 6/9
>>3163987I join not to win but to have fun lel
>>3163983This is how you get her epithet
>>3163988Those were probably Falco posters, Currens wouldn't lie about joining a room
>>3163976
So like, helios is canon bi? Thats interesting. I wouldn't expect cygames to go through with it
>>3163993>I wuv youAww you're so cute digi>I wub youHELLO UMA RESOURCES??
>>3163992no falcoposters here atm, way too many vtubers streaming currently
>>3163989I join to give my rivals a false sense of security
Can someone explain this from the reference doc to me? Where does the 10.25% come from?>The +5% to your raw speed or acceleration converts to +10.25% Speed/Power (about 120 at 1200 Speed/Power). A -10% would convert to -19% Speed/Power (about -230 at 1200 Speed/Power).
>>3164000which section?
>>3164000I don't understand the exact mechanics but as I remember it, the base multiplier is 5% increase, but by the time it's actually inputted into the speed calculations with all the other variables and multipliers, that 5% is essentially 10%. So forget about the 5%. After the calculation it's effectively a 10% increase, distance S.
>>3164000In the last spurt speed formula your speed stat is used as sqrt(500*speedstat)*aptitudeSetting aptitude to 1.05 for S, you getsqrt(500*speedstat)*1.05= sqrt(500*speedstat*1.05^2)= sqrt(500*speedstat*1.1025), aka +10.25% to your speed stat
Princess Dropout starting in 18 min, only 1 spot left974262379742623797426237
>>3164007Imma gonna win!
orenji
How do you guys think real horse trainers/owners feel when they job a big G1?
>>3164009Shes mostly green tho
>>3164007Rooting for groove, we GOTTA win something.
>>3164011she is literally a carrot
Where are the dirt rooms?
>>3164010They treat their horses as assets so probably just annoyed that they didn't win money
>10 backlinersWill it be enough though?
>>3164014They were just talking about them but they failed to materialize
>>3164022You could say... their efforts ran into the sand
>>3164015Idk, the trainers in particular seem to get very emotional after winning
>>3164013Just fucked her shit up
>>3164025For owners it's big payday. For trainers it's culmination of months of daily work. I watched a video of some uma VA's visiting a training center and the head trainer said he starts his day at like 3am, jockeys show up around 4-5am and then they start racing horses, take a break during the hottest hours and then another session in the afternoon.
>>3164029
>>3163260Exceptionally breedable thighs
>>3164029Cancer is silent....
>>3163260her inherit gets shredded
>>3163260Abysmal. She can only run dirt so she has shit affinity and her unique is nerfed as inherit into doing nothing (0.07 accel).
Please Machan you got this shit
>>3164037Theres no way this is real.
>>3164030Yeah that's hard work. Makes you wonder what sets apart the jockeys like Lemaire and the old man from the other guys
>>3164041Your first contact with our jiggly idol?
MACHAN_ALERT! MACHAN-ALERT!Princess DropoutSTARTO!!!!!
>>Aint no way dis shit be real
I literally cannot stop laughing
MACHANS GOT IT
Kino race
>>3164042For jockeys having good contacts makes a big difference. Lemaire is in favor with Shadai group so he kinda gets first pick of new horses from the highest level breeders in Japan. Take was in bit of a slump at some point and couldn't get top-tier horses to ride.
Jesus christ so many machans
>paceblobbed NO CHANCE
>>3164053>TEN backliners>8 pace fuckers>STILL get blobbed
YESSSSSSS MACHAN
Good outcome
ENTER our Heroes
>>3164051That makes sense. A jockey is only as good as his horse
>almost lastJesus christ 18 player lobbies can be hell
>>3164058There are so many machans
>>3164000>>3164006putting this into practical numbers>1200 speed stat converted to functional speed value:>1200 x 500 = 600,000>rt(600,000) = 775>775 x 1.05 from S distance apt = 813>813 squared = 661,500>661,500 / 500 = 1323 effective speed stat>1323 / 1200 = 1.1025
>>3164058LETS GO TO THE GOAT
>>3164054GET OUT OF MY WAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3164062Yeah I was just curious how deadly dirt B is and the answer is extremely.
>>3164024Why the fuck did she use the finglongers?
>>3164058Hmmm today im gonna have good positioning (clueless)
>>3164065LMAO
>>3164058Final Corner Shot
>>3164070Horrifying blob. There's no getting through that in time
>>3164065>blocks your path
>>3164070Those thighs are actually monstrously fat, what a miracle
>>3164070Who will win the Race?Will it be Machan, Machan or will it be Doto.Who am i kidding, the Winner is....
>>3164066It's different in the case of acceleration because your accel skills don't give a fuck about your aptitude. A guy won Arima CM with a D turf Urara because he hit accels right.
>>3164070>Doto whiffs ultOh no
>>3164070Why is groove aura farming
>>3164074THESE UMAS ARE FLYING OFF THE TRACK
>lost the CM>159 rolls for Helios>0 spook/dupes 3*sman the only thing stopping me from fully flatlining is my new club
>>3164074What is it with sprinters and flying?
>>3164081
>>3164070THAT'S THE WALL BROTHERHEY WALL!IF YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOMETHAT'S THE WALL UP THERE BROTHER
>>3164074Machan!!!!!!Thanks for joiningLong live the Eternal Mascot Machan, 7th Princess of the Dropout
>>3164081Man that fucking sucks, but look at the powerful side. You have finally shed all your bad luck and thus you will MLB ramonu with the free pulls
>>3164070Haru on the inside looks lost and confused
>>3164088Thanks for hostin. She got something!
>>3164088WE LOVE ASTON MACHAN
>>3164081This pain will be converted into power
>>3164088Excellent race, the good ending we all wished for.
>>3164088Good race! Thanks for hosting.>It looks like your trainee had trouble breaking out of traffic.Fuck you, Tazuna.
>>3164100Anyone who does that well with Urara is a fuarking legend to me
>>3164088Our Princesses1st Daiwa Scarlet2nd Kawakami Princess3rd Smart Falcon4th Narita Taishin5th Nakayama Festa6th Narita Brian7th Aston Machan8th ________9th ________10th _______Miss Earth Princess _________
>>3164105Sovlful lineup so far
Give it to me straightis next CM frontslop?
>>3164112A well built Rickey is a menace, not fronts in general.
>>3164112rickeyslop mainly, but also endslop, i don't have faith in the general global population to build good rickeys
>>3164114Assume I am up against two incredibly strong rickeysWhat else has a chance of winning?
>>3164117a third incredibly strong rickey
OOPS! All Rickeys!
>>3164119for the sake of this hypothetical let's assume I do not have access to a rickey of my own
>>3164117Spark Hokko right now. She doesn't believe in fung zwei and thus immune to its effects.
>>3164121Hokko has full power accel unique, she has a shot. Her issue is the conditions for her unique make it inconsistent while fronts are stupidly consistent style.
>>3164124>Spark Hokko right now
>>3164130I'm checking out the early Haku data but and I take it with a grain of salt but so far, Hokko is middle of the road, performing behind both Taikis as far as pace chasers go, and lagging behind the strong ends
You posted way too much what the fuck did I miss
>>3164136BarbinGPT, summarize the past four threads, make some mistakes.
>>3163774Well I mean male x female and male x male can't be ruled out...
>>3164088You need to open the room way earlier, I can never join this race because of how fucking late you open it
>>3164121hmmm rickey's ult is 0.15 accel with potential speed carryover at a random point in the second half of midrace and another one of her golds is velocity second half of late race, so feel like there's potential in trying to block out angling and possibly plancha with a runaway suzu, not sure if rickey players are also insane enough to try budding blossom since there's gonna be 4 fronts since they're not gonna run solo front rickey, then if you gimp their positional accels, it's a spurt map too, so you run an end closer,, try to push up in the mid race, also since it's tokyo, final straight is long, so there's time to catch up
>>3163775>zoomers>having sexAnon, having sex is a genuine bragging right now. It's actually hard for us to get properly get laid without paying shit loads of money for it.
>>3164142Im leaning on three end closers. Don't think I feel like trying to out front Rickey right now
is wonder acute better as a pace or end next CM?i'm running>pace Ctaiki>end HDigi (don't have OG Digi and don't wanna run OGuri) wonder acute and Ctaiki both have "if losing, win" uniques
>>3164135Yeah that's what I mean. Hokko has the kit to win but she can't do it consistently. She has the same issues as Nishino Flower in that the "blocked from side" condition is infuriatingly inconsistent to fulfill in a 9 uma lobby and 3rd-4th late race is also very random. Frontless lobbies screw with you but pace heavy lobbies can also cuck you out of it.
>>3163837 >>3163843She's so fucking pathetic... God I wanna marry her...
>>3164154If I had her she sounds like she'd be fun to run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pseR2_Kt6fU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pseR2_Kt6fU>1 second in>zephyr is talking about the fucking autumn breeze
There must be constant noises of lesbian sex at the tracen dorms. I wonder how anyone there gets any sleep.
>>3164121End Digi who hits a good Lead the Charge proc
I had to cry myself to sleep last night, I still feel horrible, this CM truly broke me, I can't continue like thisMy life is genuinely miserable
>>3164154I'm don't see a consistent set up for pace when both front heavy and end heavy lobbies will be likely. Do they need both angling and pump to account for this or what?
>>3164168
>>3164169>pump on a pacesounds like super copiumpace are in an awkward spot outside of sprint, as usual. Camping Taiki seems to be the one exception, a privileged uma.
>>3164170This doesn't help, I'm genuinely sorry, I see my plat count and get urges to hit myself
>>3164168I wanna call you a faggot but I get. Things will get better.
>>3164169I feel like you build them with the thought that they're going to be 3/4 or above because if they are too far down, they get cucked out of their midrace and lose anyway. The lack of positional dependence is why Neck and Neck is so key and KS is a mandatory borrow if you don't have it in your native kit
>>3164163>turn on auto-translate to english>ALMOST EVERY SINGLE LINE FROM ZEPHYR IS A WIND REFERENCEwtf
>>3164168I seriously hope you have skill based hobbies that you can derive satisfaction from when not playing uma. Putting this much importance on the RNG gachaslop can't be healthy.
>>3164173and to add and possibly answer your question, could this be Taiki's innate Neck and Neck, which everyone else has to run BRICKwa for? Or is it Taiki's strong carryover innate, something like that. You power through with head-on, Nishino's ult, probably gamble on nimble nav and whatever carryover abilities you can make work. Plancha is places 1-2. You could try gambling on angling, it's worked before. You're basically gambling on there NOT being any fronts in the room and honestly, I know Rickey will be strong but how many have her/and are good enough to actually make her properly? With the properly built pace, you can just straight up pass a shitty bricky, but a good Ricky will be tricky
Windy!
>>3164168I hope you're in /v/ma
PRAISE BE TO 2x REWARDS
>>3164180This game is the only thing I do now, I stopped everything else to get more plats and I'm hit with this, I can't stop
>>3164175You are worth more than silly plat trinkets. They are nothing. Your life is precious
>>3164168Remember to leave your club and give others a slot if you were to give up with the game and quit.
>>3164187Okay never mind yeah you should kill yourself
>>3164182Building to dumpster an already losing front seems pointless compared to building to try and actually win.
>>3164189Doto would definitely say that
>>3163135repostan AGAIN
I didn't win the CM. I probably got 4th. I can't watch. Recording the race right now...
>>3164190I might, the future of the world looks genuinely grim, could make things easier
>>3163135SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?!
>>3164191Realistically, not much is going to change between the pace trying to pass a front and the pace trying to win period. The only thing you're gambling on in this instance is angling, and yes, it has had success many times before, but you're gambling on more than just a front. You're gambling on no fronts being present and to get into promoted pace position essentially. Sometimes it pays off, but it is a gamble. It's an option, and worst case scenario, it doesn't go off and you wasted 180p or whatever. Maybe that could have got you one more skill that allowed you to win, but I find in the case of a pace, they are desperate for whatever edge they can get. Like I said, I see angling work out for them when people don't expect it to. It's one of those things that is seen as taboo but in practice does work out (sometimes).
>>3163135This collage will finally get me into a mental asylum
>>3164196Being dead isn't easier
>>3164196You need to either go harder or become a casual
>>3164202He needs a break from the game and this place
>>3164202I can't go any harder, but I won't go casual
>>3164206>I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR WUV>BUT I WONT DO THAT
>>3164196How many plats do you have
>>3164194>AIR GROOOVUUU
>>3164211>Default outfitf2pLORD
>>3164189it's actually better to ask your danchou to kick you that way your club gets to keep the fans
>>3164209Never enough.
>>3164214Nta but i think doesn't work that way
>>3164214I'm pretty sure the fans are gone regardless
>>3163135The powerless feeling of finally being shat on even worse after being on a cm losing streak
>>3164216>>3164217I know I made that upI think it has something to do with cooldowns. Fuck you
>>3164151anyone?
>>3164220I don't know enough about the grandma to help you and I am too braindead to theorycraft at the present
https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha/specialwait did they deny us 4 scamchas bc they canceled the concert?
>>3164211By the ways, my hand-drawn Japanese is shit and I've never written that kanji before today. For those struggling, it's 意味は無, trying to go for "it means nothing.">>3164213And to think I was exceptionally close to replacing my Air Groove with another, as the existing Air Groove was a TT uma that prioritized skill activation over a good mix of actual skills. I don't think the new one could've done as good as her. My technical problems saved my ass this CM although I almost missed the CM entirely because I forgot to register and had to hop onto the game with my phone to save it.
>>3164218
>>3164218It's times like these I'm glad I don't have Hakuraku installedI've seen at least 5 different images of similar win rates getting RNG raped today
Playing this game is the worst decision I ever made
The queen supports this but you shouldn't.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ24jVQaT08
>>3164223grandmaINNATE SKILLS>down in the dirt (basically dirt slipstream)>pace savvy>unyielding spirit (big sisterly white)POTENTIAL LEVELS>mile straights>big sisterly (velo on overtake)>solid steps (the get 1000+ or 1200+ power green)>dancer in the dirt (gold of down in the dirt)SKILLS FROM EVENTS>muddy (works on this CM)UNIQUE SKILL>at 300 seconds left, if you are 2nd to 4th, you get 0.25 target speed for 5 seconds, if you are within 5 meters of the lead, add 0.25 current speed
>>3164230It's because people are bad at math. Losing an 80% isn't that unlucky
>>3164227>>3164230zephyr and flower even had both sprint s and turf s, but all that effort amounts to nothing
>>3164237*300 meters, idk how feasible the 5 m from lead is for a backliner
>>3163141Delicious zoomer tush
>>3164238Imagine it was training. Would you click?
>>3164238absolutely my fault not being able to pull off 100% like everyone else in the thread
>>3164163>>3164178DUDE WIND LMAO
>>3164238it's always a 50:50 chance
>>3163141I hope this drawgod got her easily
>>3164247Ye but I wouldn't be mad if I failed it either >>3164249I'm just saying a 1/5 chance to lose is pretty big. You're fucked by RNG when you start hitting 90+% win rate and losing
>>3164218On the bright side, that guy who won is probably thrilled, so the total amount of happiness in the world has gone up
>>3164260NTA but the difference from 80 to 90% is negligible when the guys that beat you had a 5%-10% chance. That means 1 out of 20 times, one would beat, 1 out of 10 times the other would beat you. So yeah they are the raped
>>3164265Who gives a shit about him he should die of cancer for denying him of a win like that
>>3164188>silly plat>its just a plat or a title This will always be such a stupid motivator every time I see it brought up. It doesn’t cheer people up the way you think it does.It’s usually used by winners who got their plat either effortlessly or by pure luck, and somehow think this will motivate others. All it really does is downplay the achievement the rest of us actually trained for. And the other times it’s just used by losers as an excuse.It’s not “just a plat” or some silly title. If it was, we wouldn’t have trained this hard or beaten ourselves up over it.
>>3164265>bikecuck analogy
>>3164270It's a fucking trinket.A literal title in a pvp gacha game. It has no real worth. An account with SSR cards? That has real worth. But plats? come on. It's nothing in the grand scheme. Do your best to win, but of all the things to get upset over, why are you choosing to stake it all on a fucking slot machine
>>3164265I am pretty sure that isn't the case considering the void that has opened where my heart used to be
>>3164275I am lower than any of you because I have very few plats, seeing the collages and plat counts causes me extreme mental anguish, it's not just a trinket. It's fucking everything
>>3164275See? That’s just how much you’ve been downplaying it, whether consciously or not. It’s not a good motivator at all, especially when the plat is already worth shit to you in the first place.Try cheering people up without dragging the value of something down. It’s possible.
>>3164275People play this game to do good in pvp anon. Acting like we shouldn't care about winning is dumb
>>3164283>lower than any of you>I have very few platsIf you have ANY plats then you are already not at the lowest. There are people with zero plats, you are above them.Ask yourself why do you place so much value in this title?
>>3164275You know what has real worth? the 2500 carats I got cucked out of last night and that bricked my account and planned pulls, I have probably lost over 30k carats by being a fucking loser, I hate you all so fucking much for being better than me, if we were discussing irl yesterday I would've probably killed or at least injured several of you
>>3164275Neigha winning in this game have always been something we've been aiming for. It's not a silly trinket AND ESPECIALLY with Ms. Victoria included with that trinket.
wait a minute, these are the same fucking skill
>>3164288IT'S THE REASON I PLAY THIS, I WANT TO WIN, I HAVE STOPPED PLAYING ALL OTHER VIDEO GAMES AND OTHER HOBBIES TO GET MORE PLATS
Pull yourself together neigha. You may win the next diceroll
(you) haven't stopped playing other vidya.
>>3164288Neigha just stop. You're not doing any better or cheering up anyone at all. You're spiraling them down even futher. Plat may just be silly little thing for you, but not for others.
>>3164287This goes beyond just caring. The guy is measuring his self worth to fucking TITLES from an in-game contest with fucking WHALES THAT ARE PAYING MONEY TO RIG IT IN THEIR FAVOR. It's not a race based on real skill. It's not a fighting tournament or anything testing your motor abilities, reaction times, ability to make decisions on the fly. All it is is how long did you play the game to get lucky and for whales, how much money did you spend to get the sickest deck ever. That is not a fair contest. Nothing about it is fair. Because of those things, the PVP has less value than those of other games. It is inherently a DOGSHIT pvp system when you think of what they allow to happen with debuffs, the HORRIBLE matchmaking system for public lobbies which should be the bare minimum for a so called """PVP""" game. You take it as seriously as you want. But when you start thinking about KILLING YOURSELF and you are seriously depressed and freaking out every two weeks because of it, YOU NEED TO TAKE IT LESS SERIOUSLY THAT SHIT IS UNHEALTHY. It's a fucking shitty gacha game, not the god damn olympics. Even a fighting game or some other kind of esport I would understand more. But this shit is a fucking joke, no offense.
It's always funny seeing people stressing out meanwhile my winning Ace was finished 20 days before the Finals
>>3164300I finished my winner back in september. Didn't even make parents for her.
In the end, it’ll always be the winners who twist any reasoning, maybe because they’re proud of themselves and think they’re helping others. The moment they fail at that, they’ll go even further, even belittling the very people they claimed to be motivating.
>>3164286>Try cheering people up without dragging the value of something downThis is why I always hate when people try to console CM losers by saying "oh don't beat yourself up about it, this CM didn't count anyways" or something similar.That shit doesn't make the person who lost feel better. It just makes the people who won and were actually happy about their accomplishment feel worse. I've seen more than one anon openly gaslight themselves into thinking their plat is actually meaningless because people wouldn't shut up to them about muh mickey mouse cup.
>>3164300Kill yourself
>>3164300The game is just that RNG. I felt like I was playing a different game when I had one good Oguri run yesterday. Constant double/triple speed rainbows, level 5 speed before first summer etc.
>>3164299Him being retarded too doesn't change the fact that plats/pvp is important. If Cygames removed CMs and LoH I'd quit the game. Complaining about whales is massive cope, I'm f2p and have 12-14 Plats.
How will you niggas survive losing L'arc CM
>>3164305Not that anon and I agree. The most motivation I can give others is next CM will be better and don't give up. Simply that.
>>3164313I won't, I already have suicidal thoughts every day that this game worsens
>>3164310I can't be sure if I'm facing whales anymore. It was more clear during ura/unity
>>3164310>I'm f2p and have 12-14 Plats.This should've been me, FUCK
>>3164313There's always the next longchamp CM
>>3164313noooo dont post spoilers imma bitch about it nooooo
>>3164310>>Him being retarded too doesn't change the fact that plats/pvp is important.And you are too retarded to understand what I mean. Either way, the ones coping are the ones that think that plats have any inherent value. If you go to buy an account for umamusume, what's going to offer more money: The one with only f2p cards but 15 plats or the one with zero plats but Kita, Maru, Tachyon, Finemo etc etc MLB? Plats are all sentimental shit. The rest of your performance doesn't increase your chance to get a plat. Doesn't matter how high your win rate was, or what the simulation says afterwards. If you lose that ONE race, you lose that plat. It's not a contest determined by skill, but rather by luck. Preparation of course is a part of it, but is it worth it to prepare so much for a game that is so luck dependent? Most serious pvp games tend to try and remove as much of the luck out of the equation as possible. Horse racing even among gamblers is seen as pretty degenerate as its nigh impossible to bet on it and actually make a profit.
>>3164318I don't think whales have any real advantage at this current point, besides having a larger uma pool to choose from
These threads are the only thing keeping me playing this dogshit game, I wish /v/ma had died so I could finally be free
>>3164313They eventually rerun the L'Arc so I'll have another shot at it if I lose.Just means I'll have to mutate my oshi the second time around since there won't be L'Arc scenario mechanics to bail out her aptitudes for free anymore.
>>3164325>The rest of your performance doesn't increase your chance to get a plat. Doesn't matter how high your win rate wasIt does, you get put into the shitter slot against 2 gigawhales that rape you
>>3164326>I don't think whales have any real advantage at this current pointLying fucking neigher.
>>3164325Neigha it has value to him as a player. Not everything is about money.Back when I was 14 or 15 I had an absolute crazy game of basketball in an important match and won my team a trophy. Nothing would have changed about my life if I had a shitter game and we lost that trophy but it's a fond memory to have nonetheless.
>>3164326The advantage of whales is that they get to make use of niche/luxury MLB cards when deckbuilding.
Not being American is the fucking worst I miss out 1000 posts after the Stakes. Fuck timezones, fuck having to sleep
>>3164334Time is money neigha.
>>3164332Every Front player has Kita and Maru, Wit Bobo is free, everyone has FineMo. Really the only downsids is that your Maru might be 3LB instead of MLB and your Light Hello is not MLB. Which does not mean much
>>3164334Basketball actually requires you to be in good physical shape, move and dribble the ball around. Uma you can look like pic related and still win plat
>>3164325At least the other anon is right and that is just how much you have been dismissing plat, something that is important for the others in here, or even their motivation to keep playing.
>>3164344
>>3164341>Really the only downsids is that your Maru might be 3LBi'm f2p and my maru is still only 1LB and i'm a front main too..., during GM it'll be more clear too, since whales are able to pull ancestors to higher LB
>>3164343It's the same concept anyway, winning a competition is fun
I might make a plat variant of this at this point...
>haha it's just plat and nothing of important value>meanwhile my ass who still can't sleep because of not being able to get over losing my plat and zodiac signhaha it's just a worthless title...
>>3164330>It does, you get put into the shitter slot against 2 gigawhales that rape youthis 1 shitter + 1 monster + 1 average thing was never proven btw, it's just a yt comment on a sloptuber's video
>>3164121End Oguri Cap(as in Peak) that hits Cheer+Pump+Spurt with nimble nav for a good measure of getting brocked.
>>3164349I mean that was probably a bit of bad planning on your part. Unless you had 400 pulls saved up and got no Marus except for the 2 pities.
>>3164351And not all contests are created equallywhat's more interesting to watch if you turned on the TV: a competitive game of basketball, or a bunch of guys in front of slot machines "competing" to see who can get the biggest >high rollYou see what Im saying? Everything about the "game" part of the game relies on luck even with perfect planning. And when it comes down to the race, that's another matter of luck. Factor in late starts, things like this tracks 70% downhill and all the random checks involved with that, wit checks, bad positioning luck, bad room composition, and matchmaking luck and you have a whole suite of things that are completely up to chance. When you understand luck plays such a strong role in your success, regardless of how much time you invested, you need to understand that when you lose, sometimes it is simply just out of your control. There are usually always areas of improvement, but remember what was the source of this whole conversation? Some guy saying he was going to harm himself because of losing the game. I once heard an anon explain it like saying you're going to kill yourself because you didn't win the lottery.
>>3164359ah the decision was to allocate 200 + 400 on SMaru vs Tachy/LH since i only had enough carats for 600 between the two, i had to go to pity + selector on SMaru, while using 400 for Tachy/LH, i think if i could do it again, i would've done the same
I'm gonna roll this three sided dice twenty times in a row and if I don't get a three every single time I'm going to KILL MYSELF
>>3164361Nigger it's not possible for le to get unlucky 12 CMs in a row, I am a statistical anonamaly. My CM winrate is <5% I am a sigma 25 anomaly
>>3164196If you assume death will make things easier you're wrong, it will become far more difficult especially with your state
>>3164292200 and 300 meter are pretty big threshold difference for 2 L check I feel. You probably barely finished accelerate on 300m on mile.
>>3164361What it looks like to an outsider looking in doesn't matter as much as the value we ascribe to plats through our actions.
>>3164366The harder you try, the harder you fail.
Dirt rooma 95069704I wanna test these janky aces I made.
>>3164368It will make it harder for my family and friends which is why I haven't done it yet, I was waiting until they weren't around so they don't have to bury me
Time to cheer up! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IMxNTBknUc
>>3164361I'm not saying the kys retard is correct, he's obviously over exaggerating. I'm just saying that Plats do have value.Anyway luck applies to a lot of competitive things people enjoy. A late start a chimp out can fuck over a massively favored horse in an irl race too
>>3164361Nigga your worth of achievements isn't the same for others. You've been doing nothing but just bring them down even more.
>>3164373I appreciate you being mindful of others anon, but if you're going to live, live for yourself. I hope you find a reason to keep living, since I know from experience that the feeling and drive derived from it is like no other.
>>3164341NTA but to play devil's advocate, alright, let's use front players as a benchmark. Say, next CM. We have a F2P front main who has the big three from launch (Kita/Fine/Creek), pulled for Tachyon and Hello on the scenario banner, and MLB'd Maruzen.Mile Maven is a recommended pickup for fronts in CM22. Assuming you're not training Maruzen herself, as a F2P you are probably borrowing an MLB Taiki. Oh, but wait, you already have three speed cards in the deck, so you have to drop one if you want to include Taiki's card. Dropping Kita means losing out on Curvature, and dropping Maruzen means losing Top Runner, so you probably wind up dropping Tachyon in spite of the consequent SP loss. Not the end of the world.But if you were a whale, you could drop Kita instead and keep Tachyon for the extra SP bonus. Why? Because they can probably slot in wit Teio over Fine and get Curvature that way, assuming they have either MLB Taiki or Teio in their collection (or both, since they're a whale). Not interested in Tachyon? Maybe running a 2-1-2 deck? That's fine, there's other niche flex cards that can be ran in Tachyon's place that a F2P wouldn't have realistic access to. Or maybe they're running 3-1-2 deck with Kita/Maruzen/Taiki and don't need Teio. In that case, swap out Fine anyways for a Festa or something.We're getting to the point where F2Ps can be expected to have a bunch of semi-generalist MLBs on hand, but as soon as deckbuilding questions leave that framework, whales are by nature infinitely more spoiled for choice and flexibility, and this is a non-trivial advantage to have.
>>3164378Am I bringing him down or am I bringing you down? It's just my opinion, I'm free to say whatever I want. I don't think plats have any real value and I think you're silly for getting that worked up over losing what is essentially a dice roll. Deal with it. As for the guy that wants to die, I wish him the best and I hope he stops taking this shitty gacha game that seriously.
>>3164304Scary how true this has become.
>>3164304That's a beautiful Tarumae
>>3164382just wondering, how many plats do you have?
>>3164380The current climate is unbearable, my country is a shithole and it will only get worse and worse, I can't do anything about it other than cutting the pain short
>>3164365There is no such thing as a regular d3. They are all weird lookin.
>>3164373That's good but I don't know why people assume doing that will bring rest for themselves, there is no guarantee. But please try to find other things to do
>>3164385If I told you zero, would you believe me?
>>3163343Thank you based drawgod.
>>3164390just post your titles cabinet
>>3164390NTA but I wouldn't but at the same time I could see why you would think they're worthless
>>3164386Felt the same way about my life. I still do. I still vividly remember about my regrets deep into the night, reliving every little action I did wrong or felt I did wrong-and new actions I probably never even did or did the best that anyone could've done with.Sincerely, I really do hope you find it. I can't lead you to it because I know nothing about you and I'm admittedly bad at finding things like it, but I can at least confirm that it makes all the difference in the world. It changes the completely unbearable into something you can at least partially cope through.
>>3164397>I still vividly remember about my regrets deep into the night, reliving every little action I did wrong or felt I did wrongThis is what I do every day
>>31643813 Speed cards are fine and Maru is an oshi pick at this point. As I said the downside f2ps have is that their stable is limited. I don't just mean that you can't afford to roll for umas by that I meant that some umas are more awkward to build than others.You can easily build a Rickey with Maru Speed, Kita Speed, Bobo Wit, FineMo Wit, Light Hello and a Taiki Speed borrow.If you're a buhi you can swap out FineMo for Teio and maybe you can swap out Kita for Tach.I still think Kita might be better than Tach for Fronts just because she gives a lot more useful hints.
>>3164394I'll post my winning lottery tickets collection as soon as I win one
>>3164399We're not so different.Take care of yourself man. I hope to see you eventually, even if I can't recognize you. Actually, it might be best if I can't recognize you at all. That would mean you're doing much better.
>>3164356I got so excited seeing my oshi win, I couldn't sleep afterwards
>>3164399At this point why don't try read Marcus Aurelius or something
Never KYS
>>3164372>Oops all der/v/That's it for now. Thanks.
>>3164406NTA but that sounds like a great idea
>>3164408Make another one I didn't get to join...!
>>3164406Why?
>>3164415Alright. Just for you54870282
>>3164415you're gonna give him the old spicy 6/9 aren't you
>>3164365/v/mabros out here playing fucking russian roulette
>>3164416A book about a Roman emperor working through similar questions you are, I've heard it help a few people.
Can't stay awake to see the next thread. Thank you drawfags for the content.SEAchads, the next thread is in your hands. Oh and that one aussiebwo.
>>3164418Results. I really g2g. Thanks
WHERE IS MY OUTFIT CYGAYMES?
>>3164427https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=xeE-So2FgnIAsuEz7IIKAk5Ithanks for indulging me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhcjihQ_yMI
Just watched Godzilla lads, good movie. Would recommend.
>>3164423>Oh and that one aussiebwo.I think there’s at least two of us!
>>3164437I missed out on minus one I really should watch that then this movie. I heard they have released that old Godzilla fighting game
>>3164439My aussie mate is one of the best people I know, I gotta visit the bush but it's so fucking expensive
>>3164437Minus One was the last time I had a good time at the theater. Wish I could see this one, I'm broke.
>>3164440Minus One was great, this one isn’t quite as good but I think that’s in large part to them padding the middle a bit to not have Godzilla and Ghidorah come together until THE fight. Still a good time though, easily better than most Hollywood shlock these days.
>>3164451Last time I had a good time at the theatre was DIGGER, a generational experience
One thing, I heard this movie got an R rating in the US? Really don’t know where they pulled that from.
>DIGGER shills are backYou you TRIPLE DIGGER
I'm not usually around for CM threads, is the crashout worse than usual?
>>3164468This is usually par for the course I'd say
>>3164469>>3164468It's a bit more intense than usual imo. Usually it's just calling the cup a mickey mouse cup and the meta umas names
>>3164471Nah there's usually a few people having meltdowns, threatening to quit and yes hurt themselves. It happens at least once a month. With every CM there are different winners and losers, but when the hype dies down, the pain intensifies for some
>>3164252>>3164163I would usually be annoyed by Zephyr's gimmick but she goes so over the top with it that it goes back to being funny
>>3164428No seriously, does she not get one? I like her a lot so I would love to have her casual outfit, I have Oguris.
>>3164468>>3164473It's just the same old soon to be an hero empathybaiting again
>>3164478Cygames in their brilliance decided to dripfeed the casual outfits despite them all being in the game. Opera's will come at a later date. For now, enjoy Teio's.
>>3164479get the fuck out of my bed
>>3164478https://files.catbox.moe/e54qdq.webmHere
>>3164483I think some people here are genuinely depressed
I was depressed until I won five plats in a row!
>>3164492That would unironically fix my mental health right now
>>3164493It's quite cathartic, especially when you luck shat a single one god knows how long ago and thought it would never happen again.
>>3164452That's good, last Godzilla movie I watched was shin Godzilla and I enjoyed it. As a kid used watch Godzilla Vs destroyah tons
>>3164495Fuck you man, I deserved to win this and many others. You don't
>>3164493Look on the brightside. If a few plats would fix you, then you could have it worse.True depression is trickier to deal with. It doesn't go away after a few achievements. If it only it were that simple
>>3164497Shin Godzilla was very good, but I think Minus One kind of blows it out of the water.
>>316450260s-90s era godzilla > NUzilla.
>1300 carats stolenI still cannot believe how much of a raped rng little bitch I am, I am so fucking unlucky in CM finals. 12 CM losses in a row and I should say 13 because Dirtslop is the fucking worst and I might not even participate, I can't stand being the biggest fucking lucklet ever this game never throws me a bone I am perpetually cursed to be miserablehttps://files.catbox.moe/1ee358.png
Whoops, I almost forgot that I still need to record my finals and Ms. Victoria before I go to bed.
>>3164506Kill yourself
>>3164503Nta, Some of those old movies were goofy as hell. Godzilla Vs megalon might be kinda fun to watch but I wouldn't call it a good movie.
>>3164503Your are entitled to your but this excludes Final Wars so I can’t agree!
>>3164506Do you record all your wins? I got tired of doing it a few months ago
>>3164510Yes, I like being able to look back on them.
>>3164508Entertaining is more than you can say for a lot of modern takes on the franchise. Not all of the original godzilla movies had the same vibe. The very first one from the 50s is actually a classic movie, 60s had a goofier vibe but honestly the debuts of characters like Mechagodzilla, King Ghidorah, Mothra, Gigan, etc were all great. Godzilla vs Monster Zero, Godzilla vs Sea Monster (Ebirah, giant crab definitely worth a watch). Godzilla 2000 from the 90s is also great and has a bit more of a serious looking godzilla compared to the goofy suit from the 60s.
>>3164510Only the ones I win
>so little wins I don't even have to recordI genuinely despise you people
>>3164509I have seen Final Wars and it is fucking great, would recommend. It's sort of the last of the great old Godzilla movies before all of these western interpretations. Shin Godzilla was cool but it's got a completely different vibe that's more in line with Evangelion than old Godzilla.
I always record before I watch
>>3164516It's been so long since I watched they classics, but it's funny the movies I liked as a kid don't show up on your list like destroyah and hedorah, mind you I don't have an unbiased memory of those movies
Took Digitan to the love hotel for our daily date
Someone fire up the oven and get to baking.
>>3164527im going to sleep
Helios or Flower OP, call it
>>3164531Uhh give me some zuma
>>3164531Helios
>>3164531Helios. Flower got her thread.
>>3164531WEI
>>3065066>>3065066>>3065066I wanted Nishino bake so here
Use the vagina bones pic pls!
>>3164539Vaginas don't have bones. I can tell, I ate one
>>3164548>>3164548>>3164548
>>3164510NTA but I recorded every win except oguriplat #55238
>>3164183Shut up, Zephyr!
>>3163343AIIIIIEEEEEE MY DICK WILL BURN
