God/King edition
first for furia
Wtf went to eat something and now navi is in the lead?
>>3164228of course it's the karrigan retard that make the new threadman go outside, touch some grass, it will improve both our lives
MOGGAZZE
will falcons buy wonderful next
GODLEKSIB
man the anchors are not doing shit
>>3164274Its not that deep, sonny. If something this trivial ruins your day I recommend you do pic related.
makazeewoo
These pari niggas are worthless. Jame got fucking outcalled by fucking aleksiBum.
wow makazze didn't like an idiot in bananablade masterclass
based 'woo poster making em seethe in the last thread >>3164246
>>3164301you, the OP of this thread, and the "based woo poster in the last thread" are all the same person lol. Its actually sad to see
>>3164308I'm neither of them kek
>>3164311I have no proof obviously, but how autistic do you have to be to praise someone for spamming woo pics to kill a thread? Probably about as autistic as someone willing to spam woo pics to kill a thread.
>>3164319--> >>3164282
robin is literally me
>>3164319because he's based simple asand in the past he closed out threads when I actually did make the OP :)
>>3164322What is your point? Its obvious the woo spammer made this thread, and the only one who would praise them for generating seethe is probably themselves. So therefore, as far as I am concerned, you are all the same person.
who we got for map 3?
>>3164338FaZe
does PeeVision have enough in the tank to get it done on Ancient? Or are they all out of piss?
>>3164333There's no reason to believe the wooposter is the OP here. I've made new threads and he still closed out the prior with 'woos
>>3164340zweih lifegamed for 2 maps in a row, so i think nothe was 0.76 in groups and generally been playing like shit for months now
closing out threads with 'woos is basically a tradition at this pointstop seething
If navi wins I'll drink a blended ice cream milk drink to celebrate
>>3164333The point is that any normal person would look at the woo clean up or the karrigan pic and think nothing of it and go on about their day, but since you're terminally online and probably wanted to make a thread with your little troon links it makes you seethe.
wonderwoo
hobbitwoo
Another one bites the dust
it's over peebros...
holy jamewoo
>>3164228loser dogshit player edition*
Kill everyone in the crowd
>>3164446makazze should've picked a different route
>>3164446steel solved this 12 years ago with proactive xray and minimap toggles btw
If this shit goes to OT NaVi loses 100%
#NaViUp
smoothie time
Tec9woo
HAHAHAHAHAHA L CROWD CHEATERS GET FUCKED RETARDED RUSSKIS
where the handshakes at smdh
Thats the best english speaking chinese host they could find huh
Twistzz is looking at a real IGL in the eye
>>3164447he has a better chance taking the cave fight than a long ass rotate with 55 seconds left desu
>TAIZUHBOIOIOIOIIIIONGGGG BONGGGG DUHHYOOOOONGGGGGGGGGGGIAAAAAAUUHHHHHHHH
Now it's the Professor's turn to take out the Russian menace
gypsy tried to throw the game
>>3164465
what the fuck is that
>>3164524yeki's side piece
>>3164524she is beautifulonly need to lose 40kg
presente
>>3164536more like 60
lol esl gave the casters orders to pretend the crowd noise isn't giving full info
>>3164555>orderscasters have always done that
>>3164564nah cuz henry mentioned the crowd info then harry immediately started downplaying it he clearly slipped up
i'm gonna miss this unc...
Fallen too cool with it
fallenbros...
>"Furia must be feeling like the Uyghurs right now!"Jesus H. Christ, why did Harry think that joke would be okay?
>>3164568doesn't mean they were ordered though, it's just an awkward meta thing to talk about that draws attention away from the cs
>>3164615shut up esljew
zortewoo
>>3164328hope he's not fan of the nu version with the girl
my god fallen
fallenwoo
DO NOT FUCKING RETIRE
how
fallen.... STAYS
>>3164524the nasty thing I'd do to her. short ugly, fat and asian. I wouldn't find an ounce of guilt by degrading her and abusing her, on the contrary I'd feel proud to give her attention she doesn't deserve to get. ungrateful bitch.
>>3164759tab back in ksceratoyour team needs you to frag, not goon
kscewooto
Is BB really gonna lose to Furia for the fifth time in the past month
>>3164785'fraid so
what are you guys suggestions to make this map more balanced ?>bring garage closer to main/red>change trophy so that the CTs don't have as much of an advantage taking it
Pretty good for Pooria, if they win pistol round it's gg.
67woo
>raped by tec9s award
stupid ruspidors let fallen have it you fucking fags
bruh
boomchads are here
>lose to a full eco>win against a full buy right afterwtf is bombl4 calling
raped by... p250?damn
muscovite ruspidors kys
based russians putting the favela dwellers down
ahahahah typical ruspidor rush gone wronh geggyyyyy
molocutie so distractingI NEED to see him with niko, my penis demands it
StrongMentalTrueLeaderFallenWoo
holy shit they really did it-zorte +donk
>>3164951nah let donk rot in spirit (his choice btw)
>boombl4>boomichI dont get it
>comeback to lose in otlol
kek monkeys
molodong tried
No brother wars
god i love that screaming han chinee
PRESENTE XD
sp0rit not even best russian team anymore lol
My professor....
>>3164982mouz being top 1 shows that VRS is fraudulant
>>3164989i'm not talking about any ranking
>>3164953bl4 looks like the russian letter that makes a "ch" sound
>>3165002bI is for ы 4 is for ч (ch) because it starts with ч(eтыpe) similar to how 4 is used for f(our) in english There is nothing to get, there is no joke, just a slavic way to spell boom while implying belonging. (as if boom was a city, the resident could have been called boombI4)
>>3165024It can also be just a suffix that slavs add to names to create a nickname or even patronomics We have a lot of these and make them up on the fly depending on how it sounds.
esl scripted it against furia anywaysbeijing is not important anywaystoo many events in a row anywaysHong kong is the real tier 1 event before the major
>>3164953pretty sure its actually boombitch but everyone pretends it isn't
>>3164989Mouz is a weakmind choker but like it or not they're the most consistent among the top teams. Yes, we live in a clown era.>inb4 they somehow still fail to win this tournament
this is so obviously a BB 3-1 navi final
>>3165179This WILL be Mouz's event.
>>3165179nuh, b1ad3 owns ziggers.
ahahahhahahhahah
tf is this shit ass team doing bruh
we are herehttps://www.twitch.tv/dorozea
>>3165331at least Ence had the dignity to accept when it was over.
>>3165331jabbi is too expensive pls understand
>>3165163a top 1 team that no one would have as favourite to win a tournament should not happenthey'd lose a grand final against a team ranked 10
Woke up feeling all fazed up and I see that 2 Face Toledo, pizza face cuckindar and that smug arrogant prick molodog got what they deserved. Based BB.
>>3165477VRS ranking is just for invites, it's designed to be more prone to change so you can catch all the changes in tier 2/ tier 3 which happen all the timeHLTV ranking is more conservative and rewards winning tournaments more, most of the time it best reflects the actual top 5
that Falcons 1v3 chr1zn round comms holy fuck kekimagine how their comms sound against the best teams and players
does anyone think mongols has a chance vs wonderful in his career peak formno one else in navi is consistently bad either so far
>>3165645>no one else in navi is consistently bad either so far*goes 5-20 on T side in you're path*
bye bye hues!
https://x.com/ESLCS/status/2118750607158714598noice, was hoping they'd do this
>>3165874hope they show no fans dan and zypoo reaction after getting raped
>>3164847It's a meme map. A guy thought it would be cool to turn a nuclear power plant into a map and did just that. It was clearly never meant to be a competitive map
>>3165331Everyone is turning Asian. (all players are Han Chinese)
kvara playing with mezzi and apex right now on twitch
Is Kyousuke the biggest all aim no brain, or is it still Scream?
>>3165645iM is one of the worst players in tier 1 saved entirely by how smart he is. But his actually mechanics are fucking abysmal. If the team's system wasn't based around setting him up for kills you would actually turn your brain on and notice.
>>3166194uh no, they've been sending iM as entry first nowadays, he's no longer setup like in last season. it looks a lot like 2024 the new hltv stats confirm this
>>3166194>one of the worst players in tier 1 saved entirely by how smart he is. But his actually mechanics are fucking abysmali feel the same way about zont1x
>>3166221How recent is that because im pretty sure he wasn't entry in Bucharest
>>3166274I forgot to mention that pic is from Beijing, so if he is entry now it doesnt seem to have helped much.
Oh nonono ropzbros and vitalitysisters, not like this
>>3166385This was Faze Ropz, Vitality Ropz just praises Israel and uses a ruler to set his desk height
>>3166385>btw where u liveHave you seen this nigga? This limp wristed faggot ain't heeming anyone lmao
>>3166385typical wh*teboi acting all cocky and stuff on the internet loooollllll
>>3166385some faze retard kept posting this pic every two days on twitter, some spanish faggot posted it on hltv, and now you're here. first of all it's based. and this pic can be fake, there is no way to find the old twitter posts.
>>3166385wtf I love ropz now!
>>3166452Oh hi Robin, btw why did you betray FaZe Clan and stab Karrigoat in his back?
>>3166488joining the woo cannot be a betrayal. do you blame the moth for being attracted to the light? the betrayal is karrigan sinking the faze ship, not taking his responbilities and fucking off.
>>3166452lol nigga just search for @ucarelol (the editor) and youll find that he disappeared cuz r1pz killed him. only other comments are proof of what r1pz tweeted
finally w0ndergoat mvp
>>3166537im afraid of the moussies playing too well to choke this time
>>3166488cuck mentality on displaythanks maui
sjokz with red dress
>>3166867some chink wannabe esports?she looks hot as always
>>3164143iM is only a manlet but he has a chad tier facebit just needs some skincare and he's a hmtnmakazze needs to grow his hair out, get on into exercise regime to lose facial fat and he's a mltnno one's actually subhumantrue subhuman is someone like karrigan and xertion>>3164274brother, you're arguing with a subhuman neetjust let him make his nolinks autistic thread its the only thing he has going for him in his life>>3164308>>3164319there is proof, I remember last year this retard got his discordtroon friends to spam with himand he is a Zywoo falseflagger
I have decided to rename pac0ner to paltr00nerbecause a) he's our pal b) he's a troonalso lol at the zigs getting raped again paltr00ner just can't stop losing huh?
>>3165477>they'd lose a grand final against a team ranked 10so would v0tality n0vi sp0r0t f0ria and falc0ns
>>3164847>>3165961trvkeonly iqlets larp it as a high iq map when in reality its straight up dogshit
>>3165970/ourchink/ would've loved this era>>3166194same with paypal but that doesn't mean they're not vital to the team winning
^what 200 iq posting is this?
>>3167024Are you gay?Even if you aren’t, you think and act like a gay man.
>>3167041I am super straight, faggot.
>>3166385/ourguy/
>>3167041I'm not asking for much hereyou gave me a (You), so can I suck your cock now?
>>3167024
holy samefaggot
>>3166452Hey Robin fancy seeing you here. Quick reminder that you should stop displaying faze stuff in your hasbara blogs or else we're gonna slit your throat you fucking rat snake bitch.
>>3166416IDK ropz has that autistic BJJ practicioner aura. Watch this guy hit the nastiest imanari roll.
#TheHorde is here (to claim wonderful's bussy)
nt 910woo
>>3167420hello? what does 910 think 5000 screaming chinks probably mean in that moment?
>>3167448based 910 does not rely on crowd cheating
Damn this nin9 guy is pretty good. Maybe mongolz finally struck gold again with this nigga.
>yfw
mongols get some eco kills they shouldnt
>>3167503but fail to capitalize
cobrawoo
If you're gonna force with 2 AKs there why would you do a strat that you can't save the AKs with the surviving players if it goes wrong
techwoo
>>3167517navis poor economy contributed to them losing
Do Chinese fans like the Mongols?
blitzwoo
iMwoo
>>3167553well Beijing is historically mongol/manchu city plus its next to both mongolia and manchuria
iM double kill
910woo
>>3167569i learn something everyday
imwoo
nin9woo
theres a little bit of woo in every one of us
KEK MONGOLZWOO
navibros...
a fake fake comeback?
Aleksi called a yolo into a 4 man stack
LET'S GO MONGOZ
Is it true that the FBI is waiting for Aleksi outside of the arena?
910woo again my fuarking goat
I need the Navi BB 3rd place humiliation match
End of the road for navi, im and aleksi
did people really think navi were back because they beat shit form falcons and parivision?
SONVI
gg freaking ez
how do the mongolz keep doing it ? they somehow keep reaching the top after countless player changes
>>3167644fluking
We really have to hope spirit suddenly become competitive to make singapore interesting huhfree major to vitality
>>3167644horse meat and mare milk
>>3167650>not wanting the woo to bless us with another kino eraMy nigga do you even like CS?
>literal who chinks vs ziggerscan this LAN get any worse?
>>3167658sorry lilbro, racism WON bigly today
>45 min till next gametime to put on my Niko jersey and squeeze in a quick lil goon sesh, perhaps you think I'm quite clever by using the word "squeeze" as a pun in reference to squeezin my hog, but in reality I'll be plapping to sjokz' feet and leaking in my cage
>>3167653I like vitality, but it's boring when they have no serious rivals.Singapore is basically Berlin 2019 except instead of Liquid winning everything leading up to it while Astralis sat out there's just a revolving door of shitters trading wins with each other.
>>3167650number go up is very satisfying so i hope vitality keep winning
>>3167650ropz and flamez have been mid this season, so if furia gets proper rest I think they have good chances. Same as navi if they keep up their current form.meanwhile spirit have been in a downward trend so I'm not optimistic, although donk farming group stage might wake them up a bit>donk is closer to wonderful than zywoo over the past 3 monthsgrim (they situation, not the player)
>>3167658>national team fighting for trophy instead of random euromix #7498it's a good day
This'll be easy for Israel
Can mouz finally get it over the line in an event that is not in front of a bingo hall audience?
>>3167676Please be serious bluddington. Vitality's head to head with Navi since ropz joined is 8-1, the 1 being Atlanta where it was Vitality being bad rather than Navi being good. What confidence could you possibly have in Navi beating them in top form let alone the dead team walking they currently are. Meanwhile Furia can't even win when Vitality have jL
cock inspection
>>3167714>wonderful has never been playing that well before and has been improving over the last year, bit is back to his original form while as I said vitality is not in top form>molodoy is back and now good on the rifle, yekindar is no longer mid+ but actually good, and kscerato is solid toomeanwhile>donk AND shiro are playing worse than ever>monesy is still alone on his team with karrigan the worst fragging T1 player ever and kyousuke playing only during group stage>mouz, aurora are still chokersgee I wonder why I see navi and furia as the better opponant
>>3167731When did I say I gave a flying fuck about who's "the better opponent", my whole point is that none of them can beat vitality.
>>3167742navi with prime bit and wonderful playing at monesy level is a threat to vitality since they don't have the teamplay issue of falconsfuria being close to their prime is dangerous too since they are with falcons (now dead) the only ones who were a threat to vitality during their primeand vitality are no longer at their prime
mouz on track to get the coveted 3rd place
circumcised bros?
>>3167751are you posting this fanfiction to ao3
We're getting the xelex special, where this guy either goes nuclear or full shit.
israel will force the ukraine v russia third place humiliation match
xertionwoo
Classic spinx baits his entire team again lmao
>>3167762if you think that vitality is anywhere near as dominant as they were in melbourne then sure, naiv and furia have no chancebut current vitality ?
#MouzUp
Based Israel STOMPING on this rushits
W observer
my moussies :D
#MOUZISHERE
All the popular tier 1 teams get so much state ordered yellow pussy sent up to their rooms that they dont care about winning anymoreWe'll make them regret their decision. The true grinders dont want that anyway. History remembers the victors #VAMOUZ
just finished the navi vs mongolz gamewhat happened to navi? they were so fucking on point against falcons. Today they almost looked lost. and navi isn't usually a "pop off" teamhappy to see mongolz still carrying all of asia on their back tho
>>3167877looks to me like they started prepping for furia instead of mongolz, they are a prep heavy team afterall
>>3167877i only watched 2/3 of cache but the scores looked pretty close no? maybe they werent sure how mongolz was gonna prep for them. they were super aggro in mid, nin9 especially i think navi just couldnt figure out how to adapt on the fly
>>3167884probablythat and wonderful having a good daystill, they all looked like world beaters against falcons - even discounting the strats>>3167891current mongolz are not supposed to be a threat against tier1 teams
prwoo
>>3167901>>>/reddit/
Let's go Mouzwoo>>3167904I'm sorrywooI apowoogize
>>3167917>>>/reddit/
can they stop showing xertion on the camera hes so fucking disgusting to look at
>chinese audience laughing at spinx for whiffingoof
these chink ass niggers fucked everything up
>>3167677>it's not national vs nationalit's a bad day
>>3167920truespinx also needs a bag on his headat least artfrost is nice enough to wear a wig
if mouz choke tomorrow they should just disband.
my moussies won :)
>>3167932if mongolz beat mouz tomorrow, I'm a mongolz fan again
waking up at 5am tomorrow for KINO 3rd place decider
worth the jersey?seems like vitality hawks all the cute ones
kek torzi with that painfully forced response just to keep the chink crowd from turning against mouz again
>>3167937me too (not)but it's worse than just timezonemajor invites are cut off now. Nobody has any reason to give a shit about 3rd place loser matches atm. least exciting match of the season
I personally won't be watching the final
>>3167969and I won't go to work tomorrowwhat's your point?
>>3167975>what's your point?FaZe Up
>>3167984this isn't twitch chat
>>3167990shut the fuck up vitashill
>>3167992againthis isn't twitch chatrun along
torzsi, spinx or xertion mvp of iem beijing?who you got?
Reports are coming in that after the NAVI loss, iM pulled up a bazooka and shot at a chinese granny. But he missed.
>>3168015Edit: I forgot the /s. It's a joke because iM keep missing.
I just want to go back...
>>3168063>kicked rain and kept karriganthey deserve what happened to them
>>3168063magogbrehs...I finna bouta cry fr fr
>>3168063moments of happiness before being trashed by fucking complexity kek
>>3168063>I just want to go back...ropz doesn't tho
>>3168142he will crawl back on his knees to us in a couple of years and beg for forgiveness(karrigan will also be back(no need to apologize since he just left us for our own good and to teach us a lesson))
MOUZ just will win their first IEM trophy. And monday will become #1 team in hltv ranking, while they're already #1 in VRS.#VAMOUZ#NEWERA#sycrone#xertioN#torzsi#Spinx#PR#xelex#Xyp9x
Jimpphat ex girlfriend expose him on Chinese social media Douyin (original in Chinese, translated by Google. Welcome to correct the translation if you know Chinese. Full translation of the post is in p1):"Why do you, with your prejudiced views towards Chinese people, constantly seek attention and popularity on Chinese social media platforms? Jimpphat once told me his family didn't like him being with me simply because I'm Chinese, and he repeatedly mocked Asian men for being tiny, even though he himself is surprisingly small. If you dislike Chinese people so much, why do you frequently interact in China and always claim to love China? How many Chinese girls are you planning to deceive with your "love bombing" this time in Beijing?"
>>3168217>even though he himself is surprisingly small.grass is green
>>3168217>even though he himself is surprisingly smallsph is kinda hot ngl
>>3168217>Right before the Grand Final tooThat crowd is going to cheat so hard for Mongolz, she knew what she was doing.
>>3168281Oh fuck, I forgot he went to Aurora, never mind.
>>3168287Just proves how much of an aura deficit mouz is in.
https://x.com/NartOutHere/status/2117853766393516464bro so dumb he trynna teach goatko how to play
>>3168363>swings to death at 4 seconds leftnow i can understand why coaches like players that can't shoot over players that can shoot but can't think
>LET ME PLAY!!!!!!
>>3168217holy based.Jimmy pumping and dumping chinese sluts and making an entire country seethe about it.
>keep playing casual instead of premier
>>3166867arms too fat
>9z bench meyern ahead of Singapore Majorgood for themmaybe G2 will follow suit
>see a team i like with a leading score on HLTV page>tune in the stream and they start losing>tune out and they start winning again WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERY TIME
FaZeUPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phj8TjSwLlQ
>>3168073karrigan was the one in charge of that decision though>>3168154>no need to apologize since he just left us for our own good and to teach us a lessonyou are by far the faggiest fag in this general and that's saying something considering the nonstop donk/blamef posting
>https://x.com/Ozzny_CS2/status/2119087376375148565How is CS so popular enough in China that Monesy has a literal crowd following him, but there aren't enough players to really have a good local scene in China? It's weird.
>>3169655in china there are business that hire people to act as a crowd
>>3169655that's weird, with spunj they filmed an interview in a park with niko, and barely anybody knew them
>>3169542>you are by far the faggiest fag in this generalFunny of you to think that I won't take that as a compliment
>>3168063Damn ropz looks subhuman here
>>3169787>>3167073
>>3169655Holy shit thats so fucking cringe and fake its insane.I had neutral opinion on falcons but this fake celebrity shit is really lame.
>>3170078UGLY FAT TRANNY FREAK!
>>3170084
Checking in again after I said yesterday that iM is one of the worst players in tier 1 and this cunt is getting clowned on by siege players.https://x.com/R6esports/status/2118971485364871610?a=XHuxlkcw--ffwLFsQCM&s=19
>>3170155that game has trannies
>>3170155kek no way
>>3170155why does their shooting game has "Rainbow" in the title?
>>3170415https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_Six_(novel)
>>3170078We can't all be xertion.
MOUZ’s buttoned jerseys are ugly.
>>3170078>>3170116shiro is so lucky
>>3168363how do you even blame this one on kyousuke, this is entirely niko's fault. Just let kyousuke play first to get T off the bomb, even if he dies he'll buy some seconds, that way niko would have had a solid peek from behind if T still had any time left to plant. Instead, niko ego peeks and dies - not only did his death leave enough time for T to plant, it also left kyousuke with a deagle against ak in possible post-plant clutch. I don't eve mention m0nesy peeking after kyo had the crossfire.
>>3170585he is the delusional Niko fan, in case you missed it he called him "goatko"imo i also think it's better for kyo to play first here, but it's also ok for Niko to play first, in principle both should win the round if you do it right. obvs not by wide swing like a retard like Niko did, just jiggle for info or shift through ramp and kill him while he's planting, couldn't be more easy. literal full tilt play for no reason. and angrily yelling to kyo in this situation is completely uneccessary, i can't even imagine how bad it can get for them in actual tense games.
^ bros so dumb they wan kyosuke to push through the smoke against someone plating behind a wall to cancel the plant lolniko had to w key to cancel it, but yall aint thinking about that, neither the face of everyone when kyousuke died like a retardsummary: goatko is right, yall delusional
based israel forcing this humliation matchup
Should I apply for the ESL desk? God knows im 100x more charismatic, knowledgable and intelligible than these clowns. Or do I first need to make a couple cs2 map guides and donk suckoff videos on youtube to be eligible for the position? Maybe ill just apply to be an interviewer because I want to kill myself listening to Harry ask RETARDLY CONFUSING QUESTIONS TO NON ENGLISH SPEAKERS
What kinda people watch literally pointless 3rd place decider matches
>>3170744It’s not really pointless though.Third place team earns more than fourth place.$30,000 + Club share: $130,000VS$20,000 + Club share: $100,000
>>3170773What if they agree to split the prize money, skip the match and go train at home for real matches
>>3170778Arguably, playing a true but “unimportant” match would be training.
>>3164228>>3164228>>3164228What is “mago?”
ziggerbros...
w-w0nderful mvp? ;_;
>>3170744>>3170773>>3170778>>3170787They are also playing for VRS
>>3170469So these are the infamous big khazar milkers#MouzelTov
>>3170155hiMChad haters are gay and low t and retarded and have no sex>>3168363KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABI love failkeks so fucking much they never fail to entertain>>3170585as much as I hate n0k0 he didn't necessarily do anything wrong here, either he gets the kill or he gets the bomber off the plant and they win on timekay0suckyfucky is done after b0tniggan leaves
suck it rusdogs
>>3170615>summary: goatko is rightsomething something stopped clock>>3170744navi vs bb would arguably be more entertaining than mouz vs mongolz but both mouz and mongolz have been on the uptick these last couple of months
>>3170795genuinely no one knowsgo probably refers to cs"go"so csgog colloquially became magoglike ma nigga type shit
Wait 3rd place match is over already? wtf?any centralchads here?
Fuck mologoy. Smug arrogant prick.
>>3170931good thing bb shut that lil nigga down
is it known if niko is one of those players that thinks things like sports psychology is a waste of time? because to me it's obvious his mental is still frail as fuck and I think ironically the fact he's consistently been a top rifler for so long is the thing that prevents him from any kind of change
>>3170946Change in what way? In what way is his mental bad? Its not like hes teamkilling b0tniggan in spawn or running it down mid or shooting his fist through his monitor... Do you just have a problem with him looking upset when his team loses a round?
1 hour of filler? Just get this done ffsFuck ESL
>>3170969I didn't know there were still niko fanboys who will argue that he's not a choker
you know a nigga sheltered when he shocked cuz a nigga yelled in a high competitive tense environmentput bro in real madrid half time locker room when shit not going right and mf leaving in tears
>>3170974not watching the match, what happened?
>>3170992Niko screamed at his teammates again
>>3170931>>3170934basedfuck him fuck f0llen fuck p00ria
>>3170969it's not about yelling or being upset, these can be good things as long as everyone in the team is on the same page about it. He just doesn't know how to handle stress, he puts way too much pressure on himself and consistently makes poor decisions because of it but because he's so good at the game it bails him out. He's the most brittle player in counterstrike right now
Kwab you really telling me these 2 niggas haven't beaten even a shitty team like f0ze here? kekwab
End of the road for mongolz
no mirage ban? wtf
this finna be easy for the mouz
when do falcons play?
MOUZCHOSEN finna rape here
>>3171047SOON
>>3171051zamn back to back rapebad day to be a danezig
I hope m0uz wins just so the "aura"npcs are pissed off
that chink announcer was pretty cool though
Astralis nade......take me back.....
hello???? everyone asleep?
>>3171074we sleeping until the woo is back
x3rt1on>>3171075shouldn't have skipped then
>>3171070this is a tough pick but mouz winning would annoy so many people so it has to happen
why is 99 sitting in the center? shouldn't blitz sit in the center? is it an elder respect thing?
>>3171078blitz is humble like that
>>3171077and if I'm being real, mouz has a decent-ish shot at the major, at least more than mongolzso them winning would make the major even more competitive
#VAMOUZ
I'm going to sleep, good night babs.>>3171103#MOUZELTOV#MOUZUP#MOUSSIES
Damn this new mouz kinda looking dangerous. I think they can win singapore ngl.
>>3171111 (Checked)
xelexwoo
so easy for us
Not the best mongolz map. Maybe they can take d2.
i simply dont care for the mouse
>>3171134What is the most common perma ban in tier 1?
>>3171161i dont know but ill guess nuke or ancient
Spinx baiting again. Not even xertion is that greedy.
oy vey
Stinx baits his entire team again
>>3171188>WHY are the goyim STILL fighting back?!?
Blitzwoo
BWHAHAHAHA I LOVE THESE NIGGAS
>>3171196The auramogging is gonna break mouz
I have a new favourite team.
Kek, cheeky niggas
>>3171196>>3171207i baseded out on thisngl a good blast from the past
so easy for mouzGODS
Are you ready for the 3:2 reverse sweep?
>>3171239yeah I don't believe in it
so fuarking easy
EZ for hasbaraouz
Mongolz are so fucking dogshit what the fuck is going onHow did a tiny team from a tiny region ever reach #1 on hltv aynway
tel aviv impressed
I was reliably informed Navi had a good chance of competing with vitality at the major, so the mongolz must be really really good.
The MongolZ are assHow the hell did Navi lose to these niggas?
>>3171348>How the hell did Navi lose to these niggas?
This must be the most dogshit final this year, and there's been a lot of 3-0s
>>3171352Based iM slander
Israel WonJudaism WonThe Good Guys Won
the best team they beat at this tournament was betboom.
What a heckin epic Bo5!Sure was tense and worth it!
>>3171352
K W A BWAB
tricky jew sabotage mongol mouse and keyboard
yeah spinx'gf is hot, out of the oven hot. I would totally eat her ass out
Hopefully this grand final gets mongols to finally disband
>>3171457
yes hellowhen do falcons play?
>>3171483lmao yes, thought the same.
>>3171457>out of the oven hotjej
so, fluke event for mouz? first round, tyloo. easy win against shitters.second round, important round, losing it can put you in danger already, against betboom. betboom showed good thing.groupstage final is irrelevant, it's against parivision and they were already qualified for the playoffs so there was no pressure.first game in the ko stage against betboom. a team they felt confident against, they beat them in the group stage, and final was against mongolz in fluke mode.so yeah...
they would have won wih mzinho and techno but the greedy fat and the schizo would rather rot alive with s0mple than stay in national pride team with real fans, real identity and real chances of winning
>>3171556With senzu? Yes, but mzinho is fucking trash.
>>3171496can't fault them for jumping ship for the moneythey lived like hobos when trying to break into tier1. If the org weren't assholes, they would've made sure to get sponsors for tier1 salaries once that happened
>>3171589for >>3171556obviouslyI'm not antisemitic
>>3171556apparently the mongolian fans can love you as much as they can hate you. mongolz is literally a mongolia state owned cs team. senzu and mzinho left to be free from all that bullshit.
>>3171556jew
Sexy jewdaddies won AGAIN
Tel Aviv Impressed
>>3171556>the schizobut enough about nota
in the new ESL cologne documentary released they showed iM call a round and they even win it. this means he's ready to be tier1 IGL. (i am romanian)
>>3171196>>3171207kek even though they got gaped 0-3 this is still based>>3171211cvltvral impvctFaZeUP>>3171352cope and seethe fattyaleksib0t is going to jail and hiMChad will take over the reins and deliver a 10 year Navi era>>3171496>waaah waah waah
>>3172451aura
>>3172412I'm not Romanian and ts is true -aleksib0t +fr1zen im to igl
>>3170904Is this correct?
I didn't watch the final, don't care, Esports is DEAD#Singapoor Up#FaZe Up
just TWO days until we are blessed with wookino againI can barely contain myself
did my boys faze and tl make the major?
>>3172607YUP!
>>3172608Fuck yeah, I will now watch the major.
what are some twitter classics
>>3172636>not black
>>3172636>she isn't a QOS
>>3172636@grok is this real?
We need more women in esports.
>>3172713we need more "women" in esports, I agree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se6OL_DsGo8>that blade timeout 9 minutes inholy shit lolimagine getting chewed out like that knowing very well he'd love nothing more than to destroy your asshole in anger after the game
>>3172774kek the way he asked wonderful if he wanted someone else to take over awping. I'm only 30 minutes in but this is actually the best piece of content they've made, so much insight into what each team is doing in the most decisive rounds and how they communicate
>>3172825yeah, it's pretty goodI get why they took their time
>>3172636NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3172774It still makes me violently ill the fact that falcoons got to be the main characters of this cinderella story only because of how DOG SHIT f0ze is. Its unbelievable. I would've stomached vitality or spirit winning much more.
>>3172901we need mouz to win singapore to truly break the scene
it's funny seeing fazequid mogging teams in other games and in CS they just get back to back raped
MOUZCHOSEN winning is already buck breaking the cstubers and twittercs fags
>>3172774I will only watch this if they show no fans dan in a pool of tears after getting brutaly BTFO. Someone spoil me.
>>3172946KWAB
>>3172946bro expects fucking video game players to be sociable and want to talk in media and shit oh my days bruh
>>3172946>hello <PLAYER_NAME>, tough/good game for you today, how do you feel?>I have to ask, what went right/wrong on <MAP_NAME>?>did you expect to win/lose <MAP_NAME>?damn, I really don't get why players don't wanna talk to the interviewers
>>3172946>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THINK OF THE HEKKING JOURNOSlmfao
>>3172946>>3173003I mean he’s not wrong. There’s a reason why karrigan, apex and fallen have a ton of fans and jame doesn’t, its the entertainment factor. Its why dogshit teams like liquid and faze still have legions of fans tuning in to watch them lose on dog lans while a team like mouz just gets mocked. Its also why s1mple is still being brought into the goat conversation despite being very much less successful than zywoo. Its all about the entertainment factor.
>>3173028I dislike phy, his casting and his awful videos but there's no lies here, pro cs is an entertainment product first and foremost and the professionals are going out of their way to make it less fun to watch anything that's not the games themselves. they're doing their best sasuke impressions when the only thing that's asked of them is to be themselves, and they do so because they're afraid of being mocked but it's counterproductive since insincere, nonchalant behavior is what's being looked down upon whereas being genuine is admired and what gets players fans
>>3173066>pro cs is an entertainment product first and foremostshalom, rabbi
Cs was more interesting when it was a racist sport, instead of all of these international lineups. Only relevant teams speaking their native language these days are either Asian or Russian. I don't watch other esports do they also have the same issue where national teams basically doesn't exist anymore.
mouz reaching the finals is already damaging the sceneall their 5 players are worthless bums who are saved by memorizing ton of strats and nadesput xertion or spinx in csgo prime and they would at best be some talentless nigger hard stuck trying to reach fplcs is shooting and raping not nerds memorizing more strats than a chess GMbeijin was a mickey mouse event anyways and niggas giving it too much attention, besides mongolians and jews no one watched the finals
I hope mouz wins blast and singapore just to piss people off even more
>>3173098use your brain, less entertainment means dwindling viewership, that means less money, disbanding orgs and makes it an even less viable career path for anyone but people from low gdp countries which in turn destroys the scene until no one cares outside of a handful of cis viewers, then you've got 1 less thing to occupy your time with
>>3173114The reason astralis is considered the goat team is because of nades and strats
>>3173032>s1mple is still being brought into the goat conversationno he isn't
>>3173114>t. raped by prime astral0ssnice try n0tr0
the lion retires because he can't shoot
>>3173114Spinx won the Major in "CSGO prime"Cs2 actually nerfed him and not helped him
>>3173392>Richard Lewis: karrigan could transitionSomeone stop this madman!
>>3173415yes, how can anyone forgot 2023, the prime of csgo
>>3172774This video is full of rapes lmaoNavi 6ft deepG2 assasinatedVitality rapedSpirit pulverizedFuria and the vira lata macacos on the crowd raped and gapedOh so merciful lion... You keep delivering kinos...
Karrigan winning the major with the Falcons has to be the biggest miracle in all of CS. And I mean miracle as in fucking unexplainable as opposed to something wonderful, which was Cloud9's major victory.
>>3173538this just doesn't feel like a major for me, it's just cologne, inb4 cologne was the og major. but it's not anymore. I just don't understand why it had to be a major this year. why not keep the schedule of a two majors + iem winter and iem summer. this doesn't make sense, they lost potentially lots of money by making a cologne major. why would they willingly want to make less money?the only logical explanation I have is full schizo tier. falcons are owned by those who own ESL and they know that niko can't win a major so they made it into a cologne "major", because he's used to cologne and he already won a cologne. because for once he fucking performed.
>>3173572Because Cologne is one of the most prestigious tournaments, major or not. Saying it doesn't feel like a major to you is crazy because all the pros would not only disagree but hold a diametrically opposed opinion in that it's THE major.
niko has no mr15 majors
>>3173577from a nostalgic pov yes. but overtime cologne became a side event compared to majors, sure you can save your season if you win a krakowice or a cologne but there was a new dynamic with the majors, especially now where it's pretty much only going to be in asia and americas
>>3173583lol don't let ur hatred of falcons rewrite history
>>3173586what I mean is that it's either a major or a cologne, it can't be both. it's a bastardized event.
>>3173572>>3173583>The people I don't like won the major, therefore its not a major: The post
>>3173586THEY HECKIN HAVE OIL MONEY BEHIND THEM! DID YOU KNOW THAT THE SAUDI GOVERNMENT ENSLAVES WORKERS, SUPPRESES WOMEN AND SACTIONS HITS ON REPORTERS! I HECKIN HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!!
>>3173596unsubscribe from my blog if you're not happy.
>>3173601yes those terrorists must be fought. going full caricature to make it sound uncool to hate the devil is pathetic.
>so called pros in a video game Laughable. If they're so good why aren't they knifing everyone each round?
I can sympathize with both sides of the argument about players showing personality. It does suck to have to answer the same retarded questions every tournament but there's also a reason people remember Emilia.
just gotta play our game, keep the legs moving, get pucks deep
>>3173775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se6OL_DsGo8HIGHLIGHTS:9:08 b1ad3 verbally raping wonderfool22:52 paid fans26:05 acting cocky before rape37:32 the lion masterclass55:30 goatko speaking with murderous intentions1:06:14 raped and creampied1:18:01 fly assaults goatko1:36:49 emotional m1nesy1:42:46 clitty leaking2:04:26 goatmeister blessing goatko2:13:24 yekindar trashing spirit2:17:58 النَّصْر
>>3173354what s1mple did was more skillful that's why he's my goat
>>3168217bitch got FINN&FLEEd and is seething over getting dropped for a hotter model
What we thinking lads? Not gonna lie all left seems like the way to go.
>>3173918FaZeLiquidFlyQuest100Thieveseasy
>>3173908jimmy glow up gonna go so hard we are not ready
The man to save falcons
Have you bought a cake to celebrate the GOAT's birthday today?
https://goyimx.com/pglesports/status/2119701951697097199Son I am hyped
>>3174143Pussy bc game ceo was afraid of delivering kino with godsent and instead went with this bullshit
>>3174150p1mple continues to be humiliated
>>3174124>le 'eadshot machine man
>>3173918s1mple finna boutta send Liquid packing
>>3173918koala will HUMBLE jame
>>3173032true, true. Faze is indeed dogshit.But they're cruising on nostalgia and COVID baby ducks
>>3173918my nigga nEMANHA is gonna rape f0zeKEKS
eubros...
>>3173703would love if the pistol round was replaced with a knife round, with proper strats and shit.
>>3174456this reminds me that fakerwoo lost
chat is we hype or what
>>3174476Las Vegas is cool now ever since they cut medicaid. no more swarms of dubious blacks roaming around, just masses of pre-diabetic white dudes in their 40s
>>3174456kinda got a chub from reading this nglis it over for me /magog/bros?
>>3174476vegas is dying so now they have to come to esports lmfao
blade did nothing wrong
>>3174481Why would Medicaid have anything to do with the race of people in Vegas And shouldn't it be full of Mexicans?
>>3174514because wonderfluff plays well now?
>>3174476b-but muh gambling!! it is le evil!!!
haven't seen the pearl clutching cucks in a while
>>3174476>can't compete with pgl anymore>starts competing with the fat american insteadsuch a shitshow of a TO
>>3174547turn your monitor off
I like gizmy, but I kinda hope he gets food poisoning in china (a mild one, just harsh enough to not play)
I wish there were no stages in the major, I bet so many so called top teams would get eliminated early.
>>3174818big groups+double elim bracket = kino
>>3174880hes talking about these 4 bumsmosesdinkoandershenryg
>>3174880>"i'm not coming without a taxi", even though the arena is only five minutes awaymust be the fattest one asking this
>>3174956American here.I thought Europeans were used to walkable cities?Was the tournament in a dangerous area?Are they just not willing to walk through somewhere unfamiliar to them?
>>3173114>cs is shooting and raping not nerds memorizing more strats than a chess GMwrong. cs was never a fast fps.
>>3175017you're eating bait harder than wonderful eats dick on a saturday
>>3174140it's also the birthday of CS todayhappy birthday to the greatest video game ever and its greatest player!
woodaddy
MOUZ claim No.1 in world rankings after Beijing title
>>3173522KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK>>3173483yes, correct
>>3174456>>3174484these are the retards I'm arguing with in this general.....
>>3175241then get the fuck out you obnoxious pickme faggotnobody gives a shit about your 12 hour late replies
the CCP sent a chinese woman spy to seduce Blade and steal his strats
>>3175251cuck tryna act tough kek
>>3175325someone finally takes the time to reply to one of your shitty attention seeking posts, and you call them a cuck
it may read like bait but every post here is serious, considering them as bait or shitpost is a clear sign of naivety
>>3175340read the posts I replied to moron
>>3175365they're gay, but they definitely suck less cock than you
>>3175363this but the opposite of what he said
>tfw you baitpost in /gog/
>>3175464sure thing cuckalso>theynot fooling anyone retard
>>3175518why don't you reply to multiple of my posts at a time anymore?
>>3175509high iq post
kek there's ANOTHER fucking tourney? I guess they're already over in asia why not>faze not inviteddid they fly home in shame?
>>3174956think its a reference to france burning itself down
When do Falcons get raped again?
when will vitality recover their mickey mouse trophy?
DONK NATION WE CAN'T WAIT
>>3175798
I want to go back so fuarking bad it's insane...
>>3176160Br1ky...come home...
>>3176160ropz doesn't tho
>>3174476that'll be 5 majors in a row at the very least with fucked up timezones for the vast majority of viewers, singapore - argentina - china - australia - west coast usa, extremely bad decision making by valve which will impact future viewing numbers and probably make sponsors think the scene is worse off than it really is too. they're vastly overestimating the willingness of europeans to wake up in the middle of the night to catch games all to pander to non existent fan bases, it's not gonna magically make these places love cs but it's sure to make already existing fans tune out
>>3176169>ropz doesn't thoyeah right...
>>3176216A-Angerwoo...
kek just saw the sjokz sex tape
>>3176549Got a link? I wanna see if the hype is real
BASED Olof giving niko the last bit of faze magic he had left so the goat rifler could finally get this over the line.
>>3176602If it's not on the 'city, it's not real.
>>3174476fl0m lan cultural impact
>>3176212>australia
>>3177542The fl0m lan looks like the only event that would be fun to attend other than a major.
>>3175755 (Checked)Soon>>3175790Soon
PGL just keeps stacking up W after W
https://kick.com/hltvorgGet in here
no spunj, no watch
>>3178428>two literal whos instead of spunj>"NOOO WHY ARE PEOPLE HATING MOUZ">close streamI love how they don't even read their own articles then wondering why people hating on Xertion.
>>3178535goonphattbros...
>>3178428they're approaching the mouz roster with the charisma in that lineup.
I'd like to point out that, this season, Makazze is even worse than iM in full-buy vs full-buy gun duels according to the new HLTV duel measurements:makazze: −1.29%iM: −0.79%Keep in mind Makazze gets more resources.This goes contrary to people like Luz Fagposa, KingFag, and others who say iM takes the most resources and can't win duels.
>>3179233yeah but makazze is inconsistent, he can have god like moments and total bot moments, depends on the events, while iM seems to be consistently bad.
>>3178535>xertion clarified his commentsthey just never learnit's like every time anyone on that team shows a bit of balls they suddenly remember they're in mouz and get scared of their own shadow
WTF are FUT doing they played like one tournament
>>3179498i think they all hate cmtryonly explanation
>>3179498Krabeni couldn't get a visa for HK, maybe that's also why they didn't attend Beijing
>>3179233iM was getting more resources/chances but they are spreading it around more it seems. Also you have to remember that all "duels" are not created equal.
>>3179729ts not even plumber erahltv giving awards to ordovician era niggas
>>3179865just remember whenever uncs go on about "hall of famers" and their "GOATs" it's some bum who would have been thrashed in their prime by the average lvl 9 now
How did I do magog
ok i'll bite. who the hell is "Zywoo"??
>>3180677fat french jewhe's pretty cracked at cs
>>3180677#1 cs player in the world
>>3180677not a good looking person, unpleasant to the eye
>>3180677The chosen one
>>3175798HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>3180677falcons dog
>>3180677The most consistent star player in history, thus making him the most boring and successful one.
Blast Rivals - Day Onehttps://www.youtube.com/live/gSL0kbwMusY
>>3180956We're here btw https://www.twitch.tv/blastpremier
im here not therehttps://www.twitch.tv/freakazoid
molowoo
>>3179233>>3179245>>3179674No more brother wars, we love h1m and m1k1zze equally here, n1v1 is incomplete without either of them
>>3180677You know all those corny movies about destiny and shit? That's literally who zyw11 is, he was born on the day counter strike released. He's the main character of CS, how does anyone even hope to defeat his godhood? It's a waste of time.
Papa FalleN making sure we get Vitality-Falcons as soon as possible
>>3181125faggot
>>3181125why did you have to jinx it
Fallenwoo
#VUP #WOOUP!!!!!!!
The Lion is gonna rape No Fans Dan again
Which team looks more subhuman?
>>3181182Faze
EZ PISTOL FOR NO FANS DAN
rapedcons
we missed you danny boy
EZ CONVERSION FOR NO FANS DAN
Anubis ain't gonna fly no more against vitality. Of course no fans dan has done his anti strat homework against the lion.
the woo is not merciful today
Falcoons starting to look like end of 2025 faze.
FeCeS....
teses on fire
ebin shahar
Isn't that ak that niko has is worth like a million dollars? I remember seeing it on a vid
kek m0neshitty
>
m0NESYWOO
lionwoo
man, ddk and bardolph used to be alright casters, now they can't string together a sentence without making a mistake and can barely follow what's happening
biggest faggotry cs of todayvitality gameplay just throwing nades behind walls waiting for flacons to act firstwhat a faggy team holy shit
>>3181218thinking about how much they're getting paid to do that is what hurtsyou can flip on some random stream of a tier 3 game and get better commentary
meziiwoo
kek that unc v unc
Frozen would be better than kawasaki, but I doubt the saudis would get rid of him after dropping millions for him lmao.
>>3181218lost the passion sad but it happens when you get old
karriwoo
prime ghostwoo...
>>3181245probably the case but they're legit stumbling over their words worse than some esl would, ddk just now sounded like an indian doing their first cast on some kick exclusive t4 tourny
Fake comeback. No fans dan has this under control.
Damn m0NESY going insane right now
okay they're just feeding ilya now
robin so goodand ilya too
Ropz's faze magic just countered unc's faze magic...
>>3181257now he said "karrigan aren't able to get off the ledge" kek
I missed this vitakino so f*cking much
Kek dumb ass karrigan had the perfect flank but him shit aim threw the comeback out the window
>>3181284goat robin
>>3181284Frozen please answer the phone...
>>3181284it's funny how Ilya and Danil typically do amazing but their teams drag them down and they loseand the funniest part is they both chose their fates
>sees 2 people on a backstab>sprays one for 40 damage and runs awaythe lion
>>3181294...shows mercy and extends play for our entertainment.
falcons mistake is still picking anubis when they have 5 white players
>>3181294stick and move
saviorwoo
robin with the save again
no one care about this game anymore, lel. even the casters sound bored.
>>3181357blame niko for letting us all down again
woopex
Mercygan took a page out of Mercywoo's book it seems
vitadaddies just pounding on those ruzzian noobs.... VICTORY FOR JEWDADDIES!!!!
Feels like falcoons actually regressed. With kicksoon they weren't winning shit but they at least were BTFOing vitality constantly. With the lion they ain't winning shit and have only beaten vitality once (during a very high preassure situation).
Falcons is a danish team anyways
>>3181378finnigan is just waiting for major, you'll see
time to goon
yeah I'm not waking up at 3am to hatewatch falcons
>>3181378they lost all the pistols and forcebuys and it was a tight game especially with monesy being useless on dust2 so it's not bad
these niggas look depressed as hell
>>3179729wtf he's like asian gigachad
>>3181378HE was supposed to save them...
>>3181448he was
the lion gets 2-0'd again
Where is Krabeni?
>>3181461china does not recognize kosovo = no visa
>>3181461on gaben's yacht
>>3181476Holy KEKChina melty
>>3181476lmao how can anybody respect china? puny mindsetbut they're right here.
>>3181489they are not wrong, the creation of kosovo was illegal.
where's the hype for donk man
>>3181509No one cares. We're all waiting for the st1nkle hatewatch
woolio
R1nkle...
dungpayus
ZESTY ALERT
>open up stream>sh1roGOD farmingsh1ro doubters awfully quiet rn...
>mauisnake talking about how 0.85 tn1r was main reason why spirit won because of one killis he retarded?
Stretched 4:3 makes my skins look bad
>>3181561shiro masterclass, 25-9, ends up with 1.6 RATINGmeanwhile donk is mid all game, once in a while gets multikills on opponents busy shooting at his teammates = 1.55 ratingI swear the rating system is too kind to him.
>>3181572donk gave those kills to shiro
>>3181579ok then
>>3181489Well, based on the text I don't think its out of malice. If they go around recognizing random shitholes, then that opens the door for amerika and its puppets to recognize HK, Taiwan, etc. Its purely political.
>>3181593china could VETO them anywayit just looks weird, it's kosovo.
oh no no no sp0r0t bussy status???futa chads stay winning
>>3181615donk KNEELS to cock
d0nk...
FUT putting belt to ass right now
Spirit when its not one of the sand maps
>>3181616#G2Nation, how do we cope about this?
demonwoo
>>3181621R1nkle will MOG Mouz in an hour
>>3181616
cooliowoo guiding his team to victory
tech pause so zontixwoo has time to toggle
>>3181617true, but it's futa so it's not gay
G2bros...
>>3181624sunpayus's face pisses me off. I get angry just looking at me. pure instinctive rage. not his fault, he's not ugly, I can't explain it.
>>3181631G2 will make him pay tomorrow
Donk bros.... We really getting 13-0? Not like this please... Not to fuckin SunPaypal...
So.G2.
NO RETURNS
Fucking rape session god damn man
13-0 pleaselmao "NICE YOU GOT A PLANT!"who screamed that? kek
>>3181642donkwoo will prevent that
>>3181621r1nkle will comebacktrust the processserbs and finns are in control
is it because blast is not a major?
how long until we get the z0nt0x frag movie?
LMAOOOOOOOOO
kek what a raped team
I soifaced irl.
HUMILIATIONA MANAGER
13-013-013-013-013-0
OH NONONONONONONO
You can't make this shit up. They were playing with the fucking coach.
>13-0d by tier1.5 with coach stand-inI guess falcons making it close against vitality while losing all the pistols ain't so bad
No refunds
10% luck20% skill
Fucking hell...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>3181677G2 managementbros...
This is what happens when your shit team tries to play pro with a faceit deep map pool
hltv brain is telling me spirit has never been 13-0'd before but idk if i believe that
Putin's war going so badly hes even begging Spirit to full matchfix now
BRING HIM BACK
>>3181686
13-0----13-013-0---------------------------------13-013-013-013-0----13-0---13-0----------------------------13-0----------13-013-0-----------13-0----------------------------13-0-------------13-013-0-----13-013-0--------13-013-0-------13-0----------------13-013-0-----13-013-0--------13-013-0-------13-0----------------13-013-0------------13-0---------------------------13-0-------------13-013-0----13-0---13-0----------------------------13-0----------13-013-0----13-013-0---------------------------------13-013-013-0
>>3181687Zont1x is a Ukrainian agent...
I'm still laughing
>>3181686there is a 16-0 from years ago.
>fl0m is flaming manletsnake for shitting on donkI love this fatso
time for FUT to get 13-0'd
tN1Rwoo
tn1r should have as much of a green light as donk.
cooliowoo
oh look now spirit is using utility and not just walking around the mapi hate these matchfixing russki fucks
damn BOTpayus is so fucking badG2 bros, we dodged a bullet
>>3181723it's true actually. we know what sunpayus can do, we know ceiling but we know his floor too, and that's not good enough to be a top 5 teams, so they take bets with new awpers
>>3181723many are saying this
Spirit has a lot of matches where they lose 1 map horribly but they comfortably bounce back and win the series
#MouzelTov #MouzUp #NoMercy
LETS GO MOUZ
YEA DONK THE MF GOAT JUST BARELY BEAT A COACH 2-1
>>3181758Just GOAT shit
is ancient a low iq map?
can I just say that scrawny looks so much better since he dropped the AIDS infected homo look.
wtf was that donk interview, why is he so cringe? Jfc
>>3181768it's hard to like maui if you're a player. he is constantly judging players.
m0uisn0ke
https://x.com/pglesports/status/2120430463341007318ts finna be lit
>>3181784the problem with maui is that he's got zero ball knowledge
Mouz up. If they win this fuck ass event I will have them as my lock to win singapore.
it would be really funny if mouz dropped a map to crinkle and co
God she is so hot
>>3181835broky gets to tap that all day
>>3181837you need to let go, brobroky... broky is gone...
>>3181839broky is just building up his strength.He will come back in 2027 stronger. Faze Broky.
dinkledinkleberrydingleberry
>>3181852as a rifler
>>3181866-jcobbb-neityu+broky (forma da rifler)+hooxi IGL
I feel bad for MATYS. Nertz took all his positions and r1nkle is r1nkle
>>3181871after that spray I don't
Why does r1nkle have a positive kd...
Is MOUZ winning the major?
>>3181893because it's a brainlet map, decision making doesn't matter.
>spinx wins the round with a pick>but they rotate through donut into r1nklego i love cs, impact kills that decide the round so the tempo flips back and forth is so kino
uh oh mouzissies?
r1nkl3daddy
Apologize, all of you
>mouz map streak ended by crinkle & nertzlmao
what happened here
>>3181920jew on jew violence (guest star: ukrainian mercenary)
Nattea is gorgeous
heavygodspinxxertionnertzflamezI'm sure this has been mentioned already, but it's crazy Israel would have one of the best national teams in the world if that were a thing
>>3181924stay in the line.
>>3181924look at those hips, freya could never. she also changes her hairstyle a lot.
>>3181931>look at those hipsHaven't taken my eyes off them
>the slayer of ruspidors
>>3181945chill, spirit was just earning some extra money
need sex
g2 so antisemitic
>>3181967there is nothing more antisemitic than israel when you think about it. jews exploiting and taxing their fellow jews.
>>3181926Imagine if we add a Israeli coach to that team, it's like building the third temple in CS, 10000 years of trophies
niggas really think mouz gonna win the major when they cant even 2-0 a dying g2
nertzwoo
explain this
>>3181987Turns out 2 chosen ones don't just win when the opposing team also has 3 of them (HeavyGoat counts as 2)
so much jew on jew violence at this blastsad to see chosen people like this
GOD2LMAOUZ
jews helping jews with vrs. blatant.
r0nkle really tried to fuck it up by staying on ct like a bot but thankfully heavygoat is no bum
reminder that on paper, g2 has more firepower than mouz
r1nkle doubters???peca doubters???G2 doubters???time to fill out your apology forms
G2 in playoffs, I'm thinking we're so fucking back (for now)
SunPayusbros...
lmao that gamer dent on r1nkle
>m0uz lost to dinklejej
>G2 exposed as the bad guys for firing a christian man expressing his opinion ( this is god's opinion too btw)>G2 now play good at csthis is not fair.
>>3182041Christianwoo will stop them
>>3182041Too be fair Perkz is lowkey retarded and idk what they're doing in their LoL division that it's imploding. But I still believe they need to fire the french riot plant ceo, bring back Carlos and lean into the Chud2 angle.
mouz wins won lucky tournament where the only top ten team they face is betboom and the fraud analysts in the scene start treating xertion like he's the next coming of gla1ve.wouldn't be surprised if maui is paid by AIPAC at this point.
>>3182029fucking kikes are even admitting it
>>3182046seek help
>>3182053Why did he only tag the jews? They weren't even the top performers.
>>3182055jews are fucked like that
>>3182041mickeymouse premajor lan g2 will be raped in stage 2
>wake up>""""world #1"""" mouz lost to g2>rinkle mvppic related
>>3182053xertion has "NO" tattoed on his left breast and "MERCY" on the other
>>3181289>they both chose their fateshow did donk choose his fate? I've never heard anything about him resigning contracts. he could be on a rookie deal still, or an extension from when spirit was #1
surely the player who has the #2 russian awper, #1 russian anchor, and two personal wallets, two personal fodders, and a coach who only suck his clit, is dragged down by his teamthe player who never played in tier 2, who got groomed by a pedo into tier 1, the one who started with a star role and whose coach never ever complained and only sucked his clit, surely is being dragged down
>>3182546Yes, Niko is dragged down by his team
>>3182546surely the player who had the #2-5 french players was being dragged down by his teamwhat a retarded line of argument
Kek mouz lost to st1nkle?
>>3182697Correction. Mouz LET him win.
>>3182697Zywoo shook rinkle's hand before his match, giving him his energy
>>3182697r1nkGOD sent them packing to the showers
>>3182697NertZ and r1nkle finally found some synergy
saw the vitality falcons game and it was so close despite vitality winning 4 pistol rounds, each maps were "decided" by ropz in two key rounds where he got multi kills, vitality had their economy shattered without those rounds won.
>>3182889did they switch seats?iirc in the previous tournaments r1nkle was sitting on the edge and Nertz was next to him, now it's the other way around
>>3182931holy cope
>>3183105I'm a vitality fan, I'm just saying what I saw. falcons could have won but they threw it all away
so spirit lucked out that mouz lost?
>>3183128my apologies fellow Vitachadi agree the round on anubis was really solo won by him, but the one on dust was so stupidly easy because Niko as the lurker gifted them a free kill from tunnel and then they could just focus on mid, Zywoo didn't even need to activate, i think even with ropz getting traded they still win thati have no idea how Falcons still do these 1 by 1 peeking plays with no synergy after all this time of playing together. on dust it's more forgiveable cause it was a good reposition from ropz and just bad spacing for the last two guys peeking, but that push on anubis was so fucking dumb it's unreal
>G2 will likely change>Falcons will likely change>Navi will likely change>Spirit will probably change (-zont1x)>Furia will 100% change because FalleN is retiring, even disbanding and the players going to other EU teams is not impossible>Aurora will probably bench Xantares or something like that, high possibility of changeSURELY we will have a real rostermania this winter at last? only Mouz and Vitality should be safe to stay together
>>3183273imo tn1r is more in danger than zontix. and torzsi gotta be in danger. molodoy might join aurora.
>>3183326moloboy will join niko's harem
spirit got em seething? kekaroo
>>3182931ropz wonf0ze lost
>>3183326Only because Hally is a retard. tn1r should be a star.
>>3182931apex read karrigan like an open book.
oh no pronax also caught AI psychosishttps://x.com/pronaxoo/status/2120361346743099527
>>3184665>>3184665>>3184665nuevo (new)
>>3184668>158 memes earlyyou cannot be this pathetic about being the OP of a dead general
>>3184668Nigga we're not even 150 pics in for fuck sakesFuck off
>>3184673>>3184733It doesn’t bump anymore and it’s on page 10.If not now, when?
>>3184755When it reaches at least 290 pics like we always do you massive retard
>The Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority (LVCVA) board approved on Tuesday a $2 million sponsorship agreement with BLAST ApS to host two esports events in 2028, including a Counter-Strike MajorFaZebros...if F1Z1 CL1N don't qualify, you know what to do...
>>3184782>he thinks faze in cs will still be around in 2028
>blastyikes
>>3184755don't pay attention to the thread autist
>>3184755this board is so slow threads lasts at least a week after bump limit
>>3184668thank bro
>>31847822028, lel cs scene will be dead by then.
surely we're not losing to legacy again
trywoo
Why is niko 2-7?
>>3185064preparing for igling
>>3185064muh unnatural role o algo
7 T side rounds from The Lion. Now Ch0k0 is the one liable for the damages on CT.
kyousuke looks like a metalcore guitarist
>>3185055ksloksuke too strong
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LAVI-TA-LI-TY
Nikowoo
m0NESYWoo
ddk and bardolph just don't react to things appropriately, they'll fake excitement for the most mundane thing that may not even be shown by the observer then completely no sell something like what just happened
>Spirit: Give me DENDELE or I retire>Falcons: Give me Legacy or I retire>Vitality: Give me FaZe or I retire
Teseswoo
>>3185128>they'll fake excitement for the most mundane thing that may not even be shown by the observer then completely no sell something like what just happenedthis is what Anders has been doing for yearsbtw good example of this "no reaction" thing was yesterday when karrigan won a 1v1 clutch against mezii on anubis (don't remember the exact round), it was hectic as fuck and they sounded totally lost and uninterested
i think niko is having too much sexusually people who cum a lot have anger issues and a decreased performance on everything
>>3185144yea I remember that, they're nothing like how they used to be back in the days
#FalconsAreHere
yep. we're back.
you fought well Lionnow its our time to avenge you and rape those fucking nato fanless togglers#DIADEFVRIA
#VUp #WooUp
>>3185179>people who cum a lot have anger issuesThought it was the opposite, doesnt sex usually mellow people put
i like rolling schedule but holy shit the next match just starts instantly
>>3185461Blast knows delaying wookino is a bad idea
remember yeki knows exactly how vita playswatch them pull this shit back
>monkey screechesbasedpex
No fans dan is smart. He knows teams would want to abuse his bomb site, so he has the jewish smoke toggler on his side to BTFO any pushes.
>Zywoo stealing Ropz's kill in apartmentsLmfao
easy for meziiwoo
They are so sharp holy fuck
flamezwoo
no wonder they never lost banana
king willy
uh oh stinky hues
molowoontwoo
Looks like cs is back to being dead. With the vitafags back in form again I think they will terrorize singapore. Rip viewership.
>>3185735Mouz will save us
what a garbage game
Misswoo
so many blatantly rigged scripts lately
11-3 is a dangerous lead
>>3185758OOOO
apex drugs kicked in
apexwoo
Lol Pooria is choking. No fans dan is about to show 2 face toledo why he's the goat.
ropzwoo
entertainerwoo keeping it close and extending play for our entertainment
Molodoywoo
yekindarwooyuurihwoo
vita dont use their cheats for this game because they have to pay per round.gotta make some money.zywoo without his info, is literally worse than molobot
Ksceratowoo
Anyone know which razer head set are they using? The mic sounded really crisp on the coms clip
>>3185928Playoffs already secured and they dont have to.era btw, best team ever btw, best player ever btw........
zybot isn't it
10-0 is a dangerous lead
Dont wanna jinx it but we really seeing another 13-0? Seems impossible against the vitatroons
legendary jinx?
Alright come one now ropz, time to bring out the faze magic to avoid the 13-0.
>>3185947>>3185949humblewoo saw that shit happen to donk and felt bad, so here we are
12-0 is a dangerous lead
magnanimouswoo lets the old man have some fun before retiring
Damn... Lord woo...
funny and entertainingthanks goatwoo
>>3185949he did it
lmao the day after woofans kept gloating about him never having lost 13-0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
humblewoo posting a disasterclass so his rating doesnt look insurmountable
at least donk won the series
FlameZ to G2Ropz to FaZeMezii to 100TNo Fans Dan to the glue factoryZypoo to the dog food factory
>>3185980love robin for still trying even when his team doesn't want towhat a legend
Keeeek! What goes around comes around woocels. Death doesn't like to be cheated.
>>3185975ofc it doesnt, he can bait himself to more rating always, worst eye test player ever.he no reflexes, no mechanics, no skills.only "cool he guesses right" thats it
considerate woo letting himself be 13-0'd to keep the rivalry going with donk.
>>3185908>>3185918>>3185921>>3185928>>3185931>>3185934>>3185936>>3185939>>3185944>>3185947Oh yeah? When does faze play buddy?
>>3186008Soon my nigga, soon.
>>3181633you're just angry at being a subhuman incel while this manlet medchad mogs you to hell
>>3181662you are braziliandon't think I forgot
SunWoous
>>31859800.33woo
GODpayus
coolio is performing perfectly decent for a igl standin
coached
Cooliowoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6RZQbkhc-A
Bye bye torshitLosing aim duel to the fucking coach
>>3185758VITA is just cheating, everyone knows this open secret mate
maui is shorter than women
>>3186237yet he has a gf.can you say the same?
>>3186265no, but I have a bffazechad btw
>>3186228what is this one supposed to show
mouzbros...
>>3186284he always picks the perfect timing because he has a buttplug which vibrates when the cts pov isnt on him, the vibration gets harder and weaker depending on at what °degree is is being looked at.closer crosshair to him means stronger vibrationand its spatial, so he always know what way the ct is standing and looking.Is my guess, but we have to wait for OP
>>3186265Its not fair! Successful men without social anxiety are stealing all the women that should have belonged to me! A Falcons supporter!!!
>>3184733>>3184673Hes that one neurotic zywoo whos talking to himself and pretend there are many of them, who cant stand that this thread is dogging on him.because he has been shit for 2 days straight and he cant scroll down this thread without getting a panic attack.
E C O
No...we can't lose to a fucking coach...
>laugh at f0ze segmentHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Miss my nigga Hallzerk, want him on G2...
>>3186354You are not serious
godpayus really is it. he has like 1.25 rating since joining fut.
r1nkle will carry G2 to victory here and in Singapore
NooooooooooooooooooooNot to the coach
>>3186360100%
tier 1 teams and not giving a fuck about riceland events
This is going to OT isn't it
yeah it's ot
>lose from 12-6fucking gay
>jews losing on a sand map'fraid not
Something needs to be done about CT side Mirage
LFG!!!!!
finish ts alreadyI wanna watch r1nkle destroy sp0r0t
torzsiwoo
#MOUZELTOV #NOMERCY
r1nklewoo
r1nkle doubters?????????
>>3186654wdym? r1nkle played good there
>>3186661he stole goatwoo's energy today
Should I be worried, donkbros?
Lol who's this new girl and why didn't they give manletsnake a box to stand on?
Bros...I feel bad for him...
>>3186797does he do his hair like that to upset tn1r
Bros...I want to go back...(started watching cs in 2024)
WORTHLESSwoo...TRASHwoo...SHITwoo...
MERCIFULwoo...ENTERTAINERwoo...HUMBLEwoo...
honestly hunter is taking out niko this time
i should have stayed awake, missed the the professor masterclass and the rape and gape of gumwoo and no fans dan
>>3187088>its another vitality vs mouz
>spirit doesn't have to fake engagement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szuDFm2ED-E
Rarest faze cs shirt ever? Pic taken at kato 2018who knows what that logo means???
>>3187249legija (the football club, not the player)
>>3187249A young lion still finding his ways in this cold and dark world.
Honestly, as a team like vitality how do you get 0 rounds on mirage? You have the most played map in the game, you have good players, coach, you're facing an opponent you've already BTFOed plenty of times, you literally have everything. How do you not get a single round? Its just inconceivable. I'm not schizo to call this 322, but it has all the markings of 322.
blast has become the worst TO, even worse than saarladderbut I will applaud them for facilitating the two best teams in the world getting 13-0d in such a short time spanwhat a fucking shitshow lolI wonder who hurts more. Vitality for losing the match, or spirit for getting 13-0d by a coach
>>31874640.33
This game sucks so fucking much, why did they have to kill csgo?
>>3187480The pros/community didn’t want source when it first came out, same with GO. 12-18 years from now, they’ll probably complain about CS2 being replaced.
>>3187464The Spirit 0:13 against coach is much more 322 suspicious than this, imagine not being able to exploit a fucking coach's spot defending on the CT side. even if it is a CT heavy map.
Everyone is so mean 2 us fazebros...
>>3187470How the hell are the organizers at fault for something, and what would make one t1 organizer significantly better than another?All they do is provide the gaming computers.
>>3187849guh...
>>3188244>"at fault">checks clock>american hoursffs...
>>3188449If you have an actual answer come “btfo” me with it then.
>>3188478alright, you retarded npc. I'll lay the puzzle for you:I was saying it's awesomenow fuck off back to facebook
>A LITERAL FUCKING MAJOR IS INBOUND IN LIKE A WEEK>/magog/ dead as a doornail
>>3188868newfag
>>3188881cool response, mouz or vitality fan?
>>3188889neithernow fuck off tourist
>>3188894Oh he madddddddd!!!!!!!
