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Pandora LOVE

how the FUCK do I get power?

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>>3193124

>>3193124
M4chan...

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>first race results
fukushima 1700 dirt
Higekiri wins
>rickeyspawn
>digi grandspawn
gonna take it easy tonight, gonna post results for graded races or if the pedigrees are interesting enough, saturdays are the big races anyways

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>>3193124
Where's your motivation?

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Is this a Kei friendly bread

>>3193134
we love clankers here

>>3193134
/v/aca....

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>>3193124
Pray to Shiraoki that you you have enough tokens to buy Power+2 as early as possible

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>>3193135
Based

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It's time for /tv/ma!
Post an uma and anons speculate what their favorite movie is and why.

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>>3193139
its actually quite feasable to properly plan for it if youve memorised the costs of the important songs
the game just deciding to not even give you the option to buy it is another matter entirely though

off by 2 Vi tokens again award

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Wonder Acute's voice makes me feel so at peace...

>>3193143
I don't watch a whole lot of movies, but I get Nice Nature would be the type to like the Naked Gun series.

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>>3193143

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>tokyo r1 1400 dirt
and rias blue steals it
>chevaling

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>Missed Pearl posting last thread
I'd be sad, but I think I finally have access to a piece of her merch, which is exciting.
Might only be a standee, but oshi merch is oshi merch nonetheless.

>>3193155
I don't think I've ever seen a movie solely about being a cool motorcycle driver.

>>3193155
Never seen it but Biker Boyz sounds like it might be up her alley?

>>3193160
whats the next closest thing then?

>>3193162
Wild Hogs

Tried Deadlock. It sucks. Specifically the MOBA part.

>>3193169
Street brawl is fun
with friends

>>3192898
Except that means you're using her as a sacrificial goomba stomp for someone else which is certifiably unbased and the opposite of neichapilled.

>>3193158
Start contacting people you know from the UK or Europe in general, or put an open SOS to the people in this thread and VG and A and anywhere else Uma posting happens. She's a participant in the UK concert which means there will be a happi coat + cheer towel + dangle tag of her, she's not popular enough for people to buy the merch to scalp later, so you're going to have to negotiate a deal with someone to buy it for you and ship it to you.

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>>3193177
Except I'm just playing the mean bitch beta version Neicha that Cygames wanted her to be.

Umas with 11+ career races should not be allowed to exist

>tfw your uma has 5 races in senior year

>>3193182
I suppose praying it'll go up on goodsmile like the LA stuff did might be too much to pray for, eh?
I do know one UK area person, but I'm unsure if they're going to the concert or not.

Damn we're fucking slow. I bet there's a /v/ thread active isn't there?

>>3193186
Brother I am suffering training inari with her three races in senior Autumn. It's such a pain in the ass to lose three turns of 45% training boost to that gay shit.

>>3193194
Took a glance. Na-da. I searched posts using b4k to be a little bit more thorough as well. Still nothing.
>training Inari
How's her career outside of the races anyways?

>>3193186
>5 races where you're forced to spend energy rather than it only taking a turn
>5 races in senior year
I like Tama but she has to have one of the worst careers in the game in terms of actually getting a good run.

>>3193208
Kitasan and every dirter says hi

You know, I've been having all sorts of internet trouble now that I think about it. Not on my home network, but elsewhere. I wonder if that's part of the reason why we've been relatively quiet today.

>>3193220
I said one of the worst, not the worst. Having to spend 75 energy on career races really sucks no matter how you look at it.

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>>3193169
Billy is fun, even more in low ranks where you can just rip quick and heavy melees

>>3193120
Windy!

>>3193204
Pretty good. She's sort of a community leader idol type. Maybe a little marysue desu. Shes always solving people's problems, doing favors, breaking up arguments, a little like kitasan in the anime with the whole "festival umamusume" thing except it fits Inari a lot better imo. Like in the anime kitasan felt like a helper whereas inari feels like someone who's actually in charge and overseeing.

Her whole stick is that she wants to show people that the regional races are just as cool as the central races, so she only wants to run the dirt Derby and the Tokyo daishoten, but that leaves her with no fucking fans so if you want to actually get her unique skill leveled you have to first place the turf Derby or run a second optional race in classic which is shit. Also, because she wants to run the dirt Derby you lose a turn of Summer.

She's an end closer and can suffer from getting blocked, so it's worth it to check the race composition and set her to Pace chaser if there's way too many lates or paces getting in her way. Or you can just gamble on end. She does have innate straightaway spurts so it's better than others on a lot of races if you pick it up early. She generally ends in medium finals. She's kind of uniqueless because it requires dueling and as an end closer you're usually not dueling against mob umas.

As a final sign off, consider the following. Standing paizuri.

>>3193223
Something's "happening" for sure with the FAA grounding all flights today.

>>3193223
I don't know anything about your local internet trouble, that could be a million things.
But with how easy cyberattacks are getting because of AI shit I would expect a fuckton more downtime and hacks and shit over the next couple years

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>>3193236
Yeah... that's gonna suck for my dad. He's the pilot headed home from Australia lol

>>3193238
Well, admittedly my sample size is low, but my college's wifi router stopped providing IPs to devices and the local cell towers were capped to 300 kbps download on full strength 4G LTE. Then there's the fact my phone calls kept dropping today and a similar(but less severe) slow down... but that could be just the weather.

>>3193235
Huh, sounds pretty cool.

>kita's a helper
Probably because they approach the same thing from different angles. Kitasan wants to participate so she's trying to help everyone else out so she can. From what I'm hearing, Inari One doesn't care about being a participant, she just wants to give fun to others.

>final signoff
Hm... This is a most unusual proposition.

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>>3193236
Anon, please

How many fans do I get from Mild Hype? I'm lacking 1k for Rickey

>>3193242
Dude! No way! You can get forehead kisses while receiving belly kisses!

>>3193208
Tama's is definitely the worst. That's why I only train frauds.

>>3193246
The first concert? I feel like it's less than 1000, it's a really big reduction

>>3193246
Run's already over

>>3193246
Mild hype concerts don't seem to give fans.

>>3193252
Second, for Champion's Cup
>>3193254
I had 7+1 on Junior, the game just didn't want to give me any Vocal tokens
>>3193255
I guess I'll take a shitty third song, thanks anon

>>3193256
Oof, yeah always take the shitty song over mild hype

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Don't open.

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>no PoC
>no speed eater
>witlet
Whatever. I'd sooner chip a tooth with a nail clipper than put myself through that dogshit career again, so this will have to do.

>>3193263
It's fine but she'll gas out to deboofers a lot

>>3193263
Do you just not buy mile skill hint lessons? I swear I almost max out Speed Eater hints on those alone every run

>>3193186
>Kitasan has basically no races in classic
>then comes senior and you barely have any time to train
This one also sucks because you can't take proper advantage of song scaling besides summer and URA and that's 7 turns total

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Thoughts on "teenage" pregnancy?

>>3193278
Maruzensky and Symboli Speed are both 18+. Probably older than 18, because Tracen seems too busy to have given Maruzensky time to actually get a driver's license through the mandatory 3 month period of training...

>>3193268
I spammed them, and also chased Taiki around. Alas, no luck.
Bourbon finished her event chain two turns before the URA finale, so I guess I can't ask for much more than that. I fucking hate GL.
>>3193267
Ehh, she'll be fine. She's only there to enable Suzuka and block other fronts anyway, so I don't expect much from her.

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I've never seen Girls und Panzer but I saw a trailer for a new game coming out and it looks really fun. Have I been missing out?
Will I start receiving second hand knowledge of the history of tanks against my will like Uma did with keiba (endearing)?

>>3193281
Less then uma but more than none at all.

>>3193280
>I spammed them, and also chased Taiki around. Alas, no luck.
The desire sensor is too real because I never get the hints I want, Mile Corners, but get drowned in Speed Eater hints.

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>>3193281
Frankly you might actually gain more tank info by prompting it here than you will with Girls und Panzer, but at least you get cute girls driving tanks in GuP.

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>>3193280
Ah, yeah she'll be fine as a secondary front runner. Your suzuka was already strong on her own

>>3193284
Really? What's your favorite tank?

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>>3193281
You're more likely to just become obsessed with a WW2 major power and go down a rabbithole of research so that you can understand your waifu's tank better

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Why the fuck did these threads become fast they were always the comfy slow threads now I come back and there's like 5 threads of back reading I have to catch up on

>>3193287
nta but I think the Tiger II is so fucking cool even if it is inefficient

I just got bailed out of a fancount gameover by the random ass Otonashi mood up event that gives you 500 fans, being 12 short. I now love ningen women.

>>3193281
The anime and the first few movies were fun, then it dragged on for so long that I lost interest.

>>3193287
That's really fucking tough dude, don't do this to me...
In terms of total impracticality though, my favorite is the British Praying Mantis gun carrier. For something more practical, I like the USA M60A2 Starship. For tanks I can't even fathom why they entered production, I like to point to USA M551 Sheridan.
I'm more of a weird planes guy though.

>>3193292
Fucked up that Otonashi never got a pal card and instead for some reason they gave us Throne near the end of MANT.

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https://files.catbox.moe/iwecet.zip
Gentlemen here is this week's Krillion, Sponsored by Queen Nishino the Deflowered
>What is this you're a nigger I shan't download dolphin porn
It's simply a >fun trivia game about uma and /v/ma. I'm making one every week as long as nishino is Queen. Please post scores, give feedback and tell me what kind of questions you wanna see for next week!
Jeopardy this Sunday if i get off my lazy ass

>>3193299
Don't open it replaces all your images by dolphin porn

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>>3193291
Had to look it up since I'm a scrub but you're right, she's sexy.

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>>3193290
We are slow today actually, a few days ago we burned through 3 threads in a day.

>>3193299
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS LOSTUMA.EXE

>>3193298
Her story makes more sense than Hello's imo. FWIW MANT's meagre plot was pretty sweet.

>>3193297
What the fuck those are all cool, too. I really have been missing out.

>>3193299
Three of my first answers weren't accepted I got fucked.

>>3193299
I ain't clicking that shit, neigha

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>>3193301
>didn't know what a King Tiger was
Holy shit you really ARE new to tanks.
Here, have this. Italian L3/33 tankette sporting what I believe are Schwarzloze 8 mm heavy machine guns...

>>3193310
Yeah. The M60A2 in particular is a sexy piece of equipment and had a lot of potential, but got shafted by really bad timing.

>>3193299
What the fuck all my images became Nishino porn

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>>3193301
It was incredibly expenive to make (like most german designs) but when it was fielded it was a monster. Here's Eisenhower looking at an overturned one, the mechanics on it are insane

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>>3193236
I have ONE complaint

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>>3193299
THIS IS FAKE NEWS

>>3193320
Be real neigha Vodka has nothing

>>3193320
FATwa WON

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Girls Und Panzer is the OG Umamusume.

>>3193319
Works on my machine. You can put in sex

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>>3193299
>Name a Stealth Crossover Thread
>try to guess the sentai thread I made for big points
>not even there

>>3193329
>that tank is drifting
WRONG! THAT TANK IS DETRACKED!

>>3193330
Yeah but the birthday makes it special

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>>3193299
Hey fuck you

>>3193337
Double click the html so your navigator opens it. Even works on my phone

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>>3193337
I think you have to delete system32 first

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>>3193337
drag the html file to your browser or double click it

>>3193299
385.
I was going to suggest that first question but I thought it'd be impossible to research all of the answers.

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>>3193299
Insanely good run

>>3193299
HEY FAGGOT YOU'RE MISSING A MILLION CROSSOVER THREADS!!!

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>>3193331
>>3193344
For any that I missed just bump up your score by 100 points. I prob forgot quite a few but it was hard to research for obvious reasons.

>>3193336
Literally who is this glup shitto

>>3193299
>7/7
>all basic bitch plankton answers
Well at least I wasn't wrong...yeah I'm not cut out for this crap.

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>>3193299
I'm more surprised that Technician is purple tier

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>name an uma with a mathematically fat ass
>no Windy
I'm going to become the Joker.

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>>3193299
>My uma didn't make it to the fat ass section
>Check the charts
>No ass

JIGGAN!

https://jiggie.fun/ctJw1q

>>3193299
>My HERO Sugar Nymph isn't a valid choice for the "NPC based on a real horse" question
I am mildly offended by this
Ended up with 3700 points which is hopefully a decent score

>>3193299
>input arcade
>Didn't work
MOTHER FUCKER

>>3193356
I had the opposite problem, my uma was one of the higher scoring ones for the ass section but I totally underestimated her and didn't guess her name.

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>>3193337
>downloading random files from the internet
>without verifying the content
>open it anyways

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>name an uma NPC from anime or manga that isn't a background character
>no Norn
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DO I TRY

>>3193363
I trust Ricedev with my life.

im just a fucking retard i should just leave im sorry

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>>3193355
Retardbro.....

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>>3193367

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>>3193299
Surprisingly high
>>3193360
heh

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>>3193299
>nailed the 1 in a krillion death first try

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>>3193363
It's just an html. What's the worst that could happen?...
...

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>>3193370
Oh, I just put Windy and it didn't take it, fuck.

>>3193374
Vodkaxisters...

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>PLANKTON
>PLANKTON
>PLANKTON
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY NEWFAG IS SHOWING

>>3193374
I had the opposite problem. I thought the answer was too obvious to type so I didn't put it in.

>>3193374
It's related to kicking the wall huh? I tried inputting various keywords for it but none worked

>>3193378
I thought the Suicide girl was Gold City