>Aquarius CupRace Conditions: 1600m, Mile, Dirt, Tokyo, Left, Soft Winter, Snowy. Registration begins Nov 17th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (November)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1793541782650.png>Game Enhancement Toolhttps://hachimi.noccu.art/>Racing Simulatorhttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai>Champions Meeting Data and Simulatorhttps://hakuraku.moe/>/v/ma sings!https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3094122/#3094190Previous: >>3191358
Pandora LOVE
how the FUCK do I get power?
>>3193124
>>3193124M4chan...
>first race resultsfukushima 1700 dirtHigekiri wins>rickeyspawn>digi grandspawngonna take it easy tonight, gonna post results for graded races or if the pedigrees are interesting enough, saturdays are the big races anyways
>>3193124Where's your motivation?
Is this a Kei friendly bread
>>3193134we love clankers here
>>3193134/v/aca....
>>3193124Pray to Shiraoki that you you have enough tokens to buy Power+2 as early as possible
>>3193135Based
It's time for /tv/ma!Post an uma and anons speculate what their favorite movie is and why.
>>3193139its actually quite feasable to properly plan for it if youve memorised the costs of the important songsthe game just deciding to not even give you the option to buy it is another matter entirely though
off by 2 Vi tokens again award
Wonder Acute's voice makes me feel so at peace...
>>3193143I don't watch a whole lot of movies, but I get Nice Nature would be the type to like the Naked Gun series.
>>3193143
>tokyo r1 1400 dirtand rias blue steals it>chevaling
>Missed Pearl posting last threadI'd be sad, but I think I finally have access to a piece of her merch, which is exciting.Might only be a standee, but oshi merch is oshi merch nonetheless.
>>3193155I don't think I've ever seen a movie solely about being a cool motorcycle driver.
>>3193155Never seen it but Biker Boyz sounds like it might be up her alley?
>>3193160whats the next closest thing then?
>>3193162Wild Hogs
Tried Deadlock. It sucks. Specifically the MOBA part.
>>3193169Street brawl is funwith friends
>>3192898Except that means you're using her as a sacrificial goomba stomp for someone else which is certifiably unbased and the opposite of neichapilled.
>>3193158Start contacting people you know from the UK or Europe in general, or put an open SOS to the people in this thread and VG and A and anywhere else Uma posting happens. She's a participant in the UK concert which means there will be a happi coat + cheer towel + dangle tag of her, she's not popular enough for people to buy the merch to scalp later, so you're going to have to negotiate a deal with someone to buy it for you and ship it to you.
>>3193177Except I'm just playing the mean bitch beta version Neicha that Cygames wanted her to be.
Umas with 11+ career races should not be allowed to exist
>tfw your uma has 5 races in senior year
>>3193182I suppose praying it'll go up on goodsmile like the LA stuff did might be too much to pray for, eh?I do know one UK area person, but I'm unsure if they're going to the concert or not.
Damn we're fucking slow. I bet there's a /v/ thread active isn't there?>>3193186Brother I am suffering training inari with her three races in senior Autumn. It's such a pain in the ass to lose three turns of 45% training boost to that gay shit.
>>3193194Took a glance. Na-da. I searched posts using b4k to be a little bit more thorough as well. Still nothing.>training InariHow's her career outside of the races anyways?
>>3193186>5 races where you're forced to spend energy rather than it only taking a turn>5 races in senior yearI like Tama but she has to have one of the worst careers in the game in terms of actually getting a good run.
>>3193208Kitasan and every dirter says hi
You know, I've been having all sorts of internet trouble now that I think about it. Not on my home network, but elsewhere. I wonder if that's part of the reason why we've been relatively quiet today.
>>3193220I said one of the worst, not the worst. Having to spend 75 energy on career races really sucks no matter how you look at it.
>>3193169Billy is fun, even more in low ranks where you can just rip quick and heavy melees
>>3193120Windy!
>>3193204Pretty good. She's sort of a community leader idol type. Maybe a little marysue desu. Shes always solving people's problems, doing favors, breaking up arguments, a little like kitasan in the anime with the whole "festival umamusume" thing except it fits Inari a lot better imo. Like in the anime kitasan felt like a helper whereas inari feels like someone who's actually in charge and overseeing. Her whole stick is that she wants to show people that the regional races are just as cool as the central races, so she only wants to run the dirt Derby and the Tokyo daishoten, but that leaves her with no fucking fans so if you want to actually get her unique skill leveled you have to first place the turf Derby or run a second optional race in classic which is shit. Also, because she wants to run the dirt Derby you lose a turn of Summer.She's an end closer and can suffer from getting blocked, so it's worth it to check the race composition and set her to Pace chaser if there's way too many lates or paces getting in her way. Or you can just gamble on end. She does have innate straightaway spurts so it's better than others on a lot of races if you pick it up early. She generally ends in medium finals. She's kind of uniqueless because it requires dueling and as an end closer you're usually not dueling against mob umas.As a final sign off, consider the following. Standing paizuri.
>>3193223Something's "happening" for sure with the FAA grounding all flights today.
>>3193223I don't know anything about your local internet trouble, that could be a million things.But with how easy cyberattacks are getting because of AI shit I would expect a fuckton more downtime and hacks and shit over the next couple years
>>3193236Yeah... that's gonna suck for my dad. He's the pilot headed home from Australia lol>>3193238Well, admittedly my sample size is low, but my college's wifi router stopped providing IPs to devices and the local cell towers were capped to 300 kbps download on full strength 4G LTE. Then there's the fact my phone calls kept dropping today and a similar(but less severe) slow down... but that could be just the weather.>>3193235Huh, sounds pretty cool.>kita's a helperProbably because they approach the same thing from different angles. Kitasan wants to participate so she's trying to help everyone else out so she can. From what I'm hearing, Inari One doesn't care about being a participant, she just wants to give fun to others.>final signoffHm... This is a most unusual proposition.
>>3193236Anon, please
How many fans do I get from Mild Hype? I'm lacking 1k for Rickey
>>3193242Dude! No way! You can get forehead kisses while receiving belly kisses!
>>3193208Tama's is definitely the worst. That's why I only train frauds.
>>3193246The first concert? I feel like it's less than 1000, it's a really big reduction
>>3193246Run's already over
>>3193246Mild hype concerts don't seem to give fans.
>>3193252Second, for Champion's Cup>>3193254I had 7+1 on Junior, the game just didn't want to give me any Vocal tokens>>3193255I guess I'll take a shitty third song, thanks anon
>>3193256Oof, yeah always take the shitty song over mild hype
Don't open.
>no PoC>no speed eater>witletWhatever. I'd sooner chip a tooth with a nail clipper than put myself through that dogshit career again, so this will have to do.
>>3193263It's fine but she'll gas out to deboofers a lot
>>3193263Do you just not buy mile skill hint lessons? I swear I almost max out Speed Eater hints on those alone every run
>>3193186>Kitasan has basically no races in classic>then comes senior and you barely have any time to trainThis one also sucks because you can't take proper advantage of song scaling besides summer and URA and that's 7 turns total
Thoughts on "teenage" pregnancy?
>>3193278Maruzensky and Symboli Speed are both 18+. Probably older than 18, because Tracen seems too busy to have given Maruzensky time to actually get a driver's license through the mandatory 3 month period of training...
>>3193268I spammed them, and also chased Taiki around. Alas, no luck. Bourbon finished her event chain two turns before the URA finale, so I guess I can't ask for much more than that. I fucking hate GL.>>3193267Ehh, she'll be fine. She's only there to enable Suzuka and block other fronts anyway, so I don't expect much from her.
I've never seen Girls und Panzer but I saw a trailer for a new game coming out and it looks really fun. Have I been missing out? Will I start receiving second hand knowledge of the history of tanks against my will like Uma did with keiba (endearing)?
>>3193281Less then uma but more than none at all.
>>3193280>I spammed them, and also chased Taiki around. Alas, no luck.The desire sensor is too real because I never get the hints I want, Mile Corners, but get drowned in Speed Eater hints.
>>3193281Frankly you might actually gain more tank info by prompting it here than you will with Girls und Panzer, but at least you get cute girls driving tanks in GuP.
>>3193280Ah, yeah she'll be fine as a secondary front runner. Your suzuka was already strong on her own
>>3193284Really? What's your favorite tank?
>>3193281You're more likely to just become obsessed with a WW2 major power and go down a rabbithole of research so that you can understand your waifu's tank better
Why the fuck did these threads become fast they were always the comfy slow threads now I come back and there's like 5 threads of back reading I have to catch up on
>>3193287nta but I think the Tiger II is so fucking cool even if it is inefficient
I just got bailed out of a fancount gameover by the random ass Otonashi mood up event that gives you 500 fans, being 12 short. I now love ningen women.
>>3193281The anime and the first few movies were fun, then it dragged on for so long that I lost interest.
>>3193287That's really fucking tough dude, don't do this to me...In terms of total impracticality though, my favorite is the British Praying Mantis gun carrier. For something more practical, I like the USA M60A2 Starship. For tanks I can't even fathom why they entered production, I like to point to USA M551 Sheridan.I'm more of a weird planes guy though.
>>3193292Fucked up that Otonashi never got a pal card and instead for some reason they gave us Throne near the end of MANT.
https://files.catbox.moe/iwecet.zipGentlemen here is this week's Krillion, Sponsored by Queen Nishino the Deflowered>What is this you're a nigger I shan't download dolphin pornIt's simply a >fun trivia game about uma and /v/ma. I'm making one every week as long as nishino is Queen. Please post scores, give feedback and tell me what kind of questions you wanna see for next week!Jeopardy this Sunday if i get off my lazy ass
>>3193299Don't open it replaces all your images by dolphin porn
>>3193291Had to look it up since I'm a scrub but you're right, she's sexy.
>>3193290We are slow today actually, a few days ago we burned through 3 threads in a day.
>>3193299AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS LOSTUMA.EXE
>>3193298Her story makes more sense than Hello's imo. FWIW MANT's meagre plot was pretty sweet.
>>3193297What the fuck those are all cool, too. I really have been missing out.
>>3193299Three of my first answers weren't accepted I got fucked.
>>3193299I ain't clicking that shit, neigha
>>3193301>didn't know what a King Tiger wasHoly shit you really ARE new to tanks.Here, have this. Italian L3/33 tankette sporting what I believe are Schwarzloze 8 mm heavy machine guns...>>3193310Yeah. The M60A2 in particular is a sexy piece of equipment and had a lot of potential, but got shafted by really bad timing.
>>3193299What the fuck all my images became Nishino porn
>>3193301It was incredibly expenive to make (like most german designs) but when it was fielded it was a monster. Here's Eisenhower looking at an overturned one, the mechanics on it are insane
>>3193236I have ONE complaint
>>3193299THIS IS FAKE NEWS
>>3193320Be real neigha Vodka has nothing
>>3193320FATwa WON
Girls Und Panzer is the OG Umamusume.
>>3193319Works on my machine. You can put in sex
>>3193299>Name a Stealth Crossover Thread>try to guess the sentai thread I made for big points>not even there
>>3193329>that tank is driftingWRONG! THAT TANK IS DETRACKED!
>>3193330Yeah but the birthday makes it special
>>3193299Hey fuck you
>>3193337Double click the html so your navigator opens it. Even works on my phone
>>3193337I think you have to delete system32 first
>>3193337drag the html file to your browser or double click it
>>3193299385.I was going to suggest that first question but I thought it'd be impossible to research all of the answers.
>>3193299Insanely good run
>>3193299HEY FAGGOT YOU'RE MISSING A MILLION CROSSOVER THREADS!!!
>>3193331>>3193344For any that I missed just bump up your score by 100 points. I prob forgot quite a few but it was hard to research for obvious reasons.
>>3193336Literally who is this glup shitto
>>3193299>7/7>all basic bitch plankton answersWell at least I wasn't wrong...yeah I'm not cut out for this crap.
>>3193299I'm more surprised that Technician is purple tier
>name an uma with a mathematically fat ass>no WindyI'm going to become the Joker.
>>3193299>My uma didn't make it to the fat ass section >Check the charts>No ass
JIGGAN!https://jiggie.fun/ctJw1q
>>3193299>My HERO Sugar Nymph isn't a valid choice for the "NPC based on a real horse" questionI am mildly offended by thisEnded up with 3700 points which is hopefully a decent score
>>3193299>input arcade>Didn't workMOTHER FUCKER
>>3193356I had the opposite problem, my uma was one of the higher scoring ones for the ass section but I totally underestimated her and didn't guess her name.
>>3193337>downloading random files from the internet>without verifying the content>open it anyways
>name an uma NPC from anime or manga that isn't a background character>no NornAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DO I TRY
>>3193363I trust Ricedev with my life.
im just a fucking retard i should just leave im sorry
>>3193355Retardbro.....
>>3193367
>>3193299Surprisingly high>>3193360heh
>>3193299>nailed the 1 in a krillion death first try
>>3193363It's just an html. What's the worst that could happen?......
>>3193370Oh, I just put Windy and it didn't take it, fuck.
>>3193374Vodkaxisters...
>PLANKTON>PLANKTON>PLANKTONAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY NEWFAG IS SHOWING
>>3193374I had the opposite problem. I thought the answer was too obvious to type so I didn't put it in.
>>3193374It's related to kicking the wall huh? I tried inputting various keywords for it but none worked
>>3193378I thought the Suicide girl was Gold City
>>3193382Kicking the wall is there, I think its gold city or seiun iirc
>Be an oldfag>get a shit scoreIm going to krill myself
>Back to Back Krillions
>>3193384vodka fractured her leg kicking a walli need to get off this board im catching myself self flagellating too much
>>3193384Motherfucking I inputted kicking the wall
>>3193391You prob got a better score than me....
>>3193383Vodka also got got by kicking a concrete wall, though it's not officially confirmed.
>>3193392It's in as "Kicking A wall"
>SHITgimon crossover made it in but not ace combatI am so mad
>>3193393buddy i got a 100 and just got lucky with heart attack and pace down modei couldnt even name a skill
>>3193396Ace Combat is in there, just gotta type it out instead of "AC"
>>3193350Amagi Happiness, the ugliest uma in the franchise by a large margin, based on Sakura Super O, son of Sakura Chiyono O and 2nd place in the '94 Satsuki Sho (jobbed to the Shadow Roll Monster).There are only like 3 Star Blossom characters in the answer key and one of them is IMO a bad fan translation from the Japanese.
>>3193396Bruh I entered Ace Combat
>>3193399>i couldnt even name a skillNot even prof? My neigha what are you doing
KATSURAGI ACE HAS A FAT ASS
>surprisingly high score my first try>I'm not even originally from /v/ma but the other boardT-thanks
>didn't know i was supposed to aim for rare answers>70 points Im so retarded
>>3193299This is BULLSHIT this totally counts as suicide
>>3193403i dont knowi tried uma stan because i thought it was digitals since i dont have herthe only one that actually came to mind was el condor pasa Victoria por Plancha and i took too long trying to remember it that it timed out>>3193401shes not that ugly
>>3193410>uma stanThats the white, its super stan
>>3193410She looks like she's going to kick me and steal one of my kidneys
>>3193410>Victoria por Plancha>its not even a goldIm laughing
>>3193412 >>3193416its really hard to justify me remaining in this thread when im this much of a fucking shitterwhy am i even in a v club>>3193414frankly id try to train herkind of deserve having a kidney ripped out without anesthesia right now so it works out whether she is that cruel or not
>>3193408It's okay, I did the same thingI have no desire to do that again
>>3193419You're good, anon.
>>3193299>tfw no krillionWATCH AND LEARN PLEBS
>>3193419
>>3193299Fun and shrimple game.
>>3193299
>>3193419Bro it's just a silly game, there's no shame in being a witlet
>>3193299Research for these is kinda impressive
>>3193425How is fallout a deep cut that Manhattan image was used like 5 times.
>>3193299What the fuck man which uma killed herself?
>>3193410She has a lazy eye and messy hair and dresses like an old man and has bad posture and probably smells bad.
>>3193406How high
>>3193438DEEP DIVE — /v/ma Krillion 2: Electric Boogaloo4900 m • 490/700 points1. ◆ 85 pts · Deep Cut2. ◆ 85 pts · Deep Cut3. ◆ 60 pts · Rare4. ◆ 85 pts · Deep Cut5. ◆ 60 pts · Rare6. ◆ 85 pts · Deep Cut7. ◆ 30 pts · SchoolerDozo
>>3193299>Yakuza>No results>Celestial Pole>No resultsI deserve 2 krillions
>>3193432I need this rice alt
>>3193441
>Wondering why this is happening in the Nishino Era>She's smart and tiny Holy shit
>>3193447Holy shit I just had a brain blast
>>3193441I should've cheesed my score with technician...
>>3193447BRAVO
>>3193437it's called aura bruh
>>3193450I was surprised it's that high desu it was the 2nd skill that came to mind after curvature
>>3193437Umas that look like they smell musty (i.e Shakur) are the sexiest tbf
I put in Dancer in the Dirt cuz I take it everytime
>>3193452No, THIS is aura and it smells like roses, not malt vinegar and cigarettes.
Whats the QRD on non-overtake zones?
I hate this
>>3193447
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N6OhEZ1wIZYUMA UMA SAMBASAMBA SAMBA
>>3193437So? I'd still want to train her. She looks like she has a lot of fun stories to tell.>>3193455I also like Shakur but I suspect she doesn't smell that bad.
>>3193466
>>3193143the third man>>3193155shaken not stirred
>>3193463QRD is your uma favors moving towards the inner rail in the 200 meters before the first corner, even if she's going faster than the uma in front and should try to go around the outside.
>>3193464I have 8K less than you btw
>>3193143Neicha seems like someone that's super into Hallmark movies.
>>3193473Im really bad at the game why does it matter if inside or outside
>>3193475Ryan would definitely like some garbage like The Notebook
>>3193475Feel like Narita Top Road would be into those :p
>>3193464I have 1.5k carats, 100 tickets and a dream. That's nothing
>>3193479How do neighas let it get so bad?
>>3193464I'm reminded that I really need to start on my plan and I keep being a stupid slacker about it.
>>3193477Van Helsing
>>3193476Trying to pass on the inside is much harder.The closer you stay inside, the less energy you have to spend, so must umas stay clumped on inside. Hard to pass. To pass an uma, you need to pass on the outside generally speaking.
>>3193480You only live once i needed Ines' FAT Fujins
>>3193480Nta but tempted by too many succubuses
>>3193480No plan
>>3193480
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE>ANON YOU'RE BRICKED I have 3 crystals 60 tickets and a credit card, I do not give a FUCK
>>3193487>>3193489The fools.....
>>3193476Well most of the time the girl in front of you is hugging the inner rail, so you can't pass on the inside.In the no-overtake zone, your uma will favor hugging the rail too instead of trying to go outside and pass.Also in the no-overtake zone, if there is someone you could pass on the inside, she also favors moving inwards and will probably close off the space.
>>3193492You are the only fool, I live a free man
>>3193477>bigger and sluttier Brian
>>3193470Go for it, man. She spent a year traveling around Japan. She'd love to tell you her stories.
>>3193496Thats just her actual racewear and actual size
>>3193496Unironically that Brian is perfectly accurate
>>3193483>>3193493How is there always some obscure new wack ass mechanic to learn in this game
>>3193503Uma musume is not exactly know for its in depth explanations
>>3193503Reading the mechanics doce once will save you from learning every paragraph of the mechanics doc being drip fed to you from posts here over the course of two years
>>3193501>>3193500at the very least that has to be sluttier racewear
>>3193503Because this game is fucking nuts. I'm near constantly absorbing some new tidbit here and there from people here.
>>3193508Which Mechanics doc is that, the one on the uma wiki?
>>3193508>Reading
>>3193509I mean its missing the sarashi but beyond that its the same
>>3193299Oh btw pls if you can give suggestions for next week's questions, only one i have so far is "name an uma song"
>>3193503Because there's no reason to know a large portion of the mechanics because you have no agency over them
>>3193518How do i get this
>>3193519Knowledge is the only thing that gives you agency
>>3193516Name an earnable title in Global Umamusume that's not a CM or Uma fan goal.
>keiba anon is alseep todayaw
>>3193522You wait for the set to release then you either buy a box and hope you pull it or wait for somebody to sell the single and buy that.The set will be out in English too btw.
>>3193518CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>3193525That one is def going in
>>3193524Knowledge about the important mechanics gives you agency. Knowledge about all the mechanics does nothing for you.
>>3193519Gambling is a skill, crab-kun
>>3193526What races we got today?
>>3193516Name an uma NOT related to Sunday Silence
>>3193537among the usual random allowance races and maiden races where literally who will put out a more impressive performance than we'll see in the Arima Kinen this year, we also have the Daily Hai Nisai Stakes and the Musashino Stakes
>>3193543Qrd on those?
>>3193541*directly related btw otherwise the question is impossible
>do my 5 borrows>zero improvement on my weeek 1 acesMaybe its my laziness or GL fatigue, but im not doing well this cm cycle
>>3193546If you change the wording to "name an uma that is not a descendant of Sunday Silence" it's not that hard but I don't know how you would score the different answers, would hags born before him be worth less than anyone who retired in the past like 5 years?
More. MORE CAREERS!
>>3193554Yeah I mean some obvious ones like Bakushin would obviously go in Plankton. I think it has good potential as a question
>>3193526He was posting earlier but somehow stopped
I'm kind of recovering now. I apologize for my freakout.>>3193432I am deeply insecure and honestly my intelligence is one of the only things I am consistently good with.I am not that smart though, because I mix knowledge up with intelligence all the time :P
>>3193556Danchou, get another bowl of gruel for this hard working slave!
>>3193498What's her personality like anyways?I'm trying to learn Japanese but I'm nowhere near good enough to read it /yet/. What's the best way to read Star Blossom right now..?
>>3193566Mangadex
>>3193566I think a lot of star blossom is untranslated right?
>Star SNOREson
Oy neigh kicked someone?
>>3193572An anon flatlined for 4-5 days
