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Witch's Castle BLAST
>Meet Net Cookie & Skim Milk Cookie - Do you like your milk teal?
>New Puzzle Levels Added - There's more than 4,000 of them!?
>New Event: Dalgona Maker minigame - More like CookieWare: Microgames by now!
>Moonlight Shards event - Beat Puzzles and get exclusive moonlight themed decors!
>You can now fold and unfold icon groups in your lobby.
Puzzle World
>Cookies have been replaced with anime girls for sensitivity towards diabetics!
>Losing a life now kills one random person IRL!
>New Treasure - Purple Kingberry - Yeah, TREASURE!
>2355 Treasures Added!

How much did you NOT care about the Ovenbreak World Championships? Are your cookies ready for Halloween? Do you decorate your kingdom depending on the season? Do you spend every crystal until you're dry, or do you try and save? What about with Cookie/Pet potions? Won't you donate your millions of coins to Chestnut Cookie? What's your Cookie Run lore headcanon? Discuss all things Cookie Run!

Birthday Cake Cookie is too old to trick or treat, but you're young at heart, aren't you? This Halloween, be sure to stay safe! Make sure you can be seen in the cover of darkness! Remove all makeup before bed afterward! You may want to run the candy seekers over, but you can't handle that jailtime!

Birthday Cake Cookie would like to remind you that the g in /crg/ stands for GAMES, not general! The rules state that threads that talk about a specific game are considered generals, which belong on /vg/! However, these threads are centered around MULTIPLE games of different genres! For example, Cookie Run: Ovenbreak is a runner! Cookie Run: Kingdom is a townbuilding RPG! Cookie Run: Puzzle World is a match three puzzler! Devsisters is currently working with a multitude of Cookie Run Games of different genres right now as well! These threads have never been to talk about a singular game! These threads are not generals and do not fit general specifics! Please keep this in mind forever, thank you!

>>1862427
NTA, but care to link that specific thread? Upon checking the pinned post in /vmg/, they don't have the explicit rule of "No Generals in /vmg/" anymore (example, see: /gdg/) so I admit I admire "sticking to the tradition like a true rightist conservative" when it comes to that non general "concern"

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>>1862478
https://arch.b4k.dev/vmg/thread/633110/#q633111
One time, never ever again.
EVER.

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>>1862478
Hi there, I’m the Bday Threadbaker and I can confirm that a few years back the thread did indeed get deleted for the general issue! Though not only because of thread linking, but the whole thing about pasting guides and other links too! Rude! Thankfully, I make sure to copy paste threads on notes before posting in case of deletion or in case a page crashes so I can reupload!
These days, the rule is indeed gone where generals were forbidden, and I don’t have to hide it anymore. It’s the reason why to this day, I usually never write /crg/ in the OP, follow up nor the image! Juuuust in case! Honestly it doesn’t matter too much if I were to remove the last paragraph, because I usually get all the game info, questions and tips to fit into the two posts anyways! If there were ever a day where I’d have to split it into 3 posts, maybe I’d consider taking off the final paragraph! I’d rather do that than delete the questions! Besides, I believe keeping it as Cookie Run Games lets us stick out in our own way, while also making sure people searching for Cookie Run on the catalog will find us regardless!

>>1862495
That's just the megalink, not the link to the thread before it. Usually that's two "greater thans" and the OP post. Rule about generals removed since a year ago
>>1862499
These can be omitted:
>"The rules state that threads that talk about a specific game are considered generals, which belong on /vg/! However, ..."
>"These threads have never been to talk about a singular game! These threads are not generals and do not fit general specifics!"
There, good as golden.
>Two posts?
If ovensmash gets released soon(tm) guess that's three posts depending how big that game is upon launch
>Guides?
No need, unless on an "asked by anon" or or "discovered by anon" in thread. In fairness, I still long for saving dated guides and tierlists, but cookie run games ever evolving in the moment (sans Puzzle World)
>Other thoughts
Usually I look for cookie in the catalog, and real hoping as a costume collector, I can already get Escargot's upon release, if I need to save cubes for the eventual legendary outfits of Silent Salt and Awakened White Lily Cookie, or if the Chuseok with that Asparagus Legendary - it's cubes are enough for me to pull for Sundae (she's meta, then cute) and hopefully to pity Strawberry Mochi's maid outfit (also meta, and cute) - that's what I'd like in the near future. Thanks!

>>1862448
>How much did you NOT care about the Ovenbreak World Championships?
I already don't bother with CGL as a new Player,too resources intensive but I did check in on the preliminaries for free gem codes and those tokens
>Do you spend every crystal until you're dry, or do you try and save? What about with Cookie/Pet potions?
I spend most of my crystals on the treasure gacha,or on maxing out breakout session cookies.If I have leftover,I use them to upgrade those used in guild runs trophy run or the title events,in that order.Since you can spark any costume you want whenever in ovenbreak,I use my rainbow cubes instantly whenever I get enough for a pull.
>Won't you donate your millions of coins to Chestnut Cookie?
Coins were a honest struggle at the beginning but not that I have like 90 mil I just might.God bless custom run honestly
>What's your Cookie Run lorebheadcanon?
The Dragon know about cookies being eaten and assume the cookies do too,they don't care enough to do anything about it though.

Since I maxed out both eternal wish meteor and spear of greater cataclysm,which legendary treasure should I Focus on next?I see both hourglass of aeternus tempora and the flying space donut used fairly ofen in breakout and mine are both level 5,I assume those?Does it matter which first?

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>>1862555
Anon don't make it too big of a deal all these times they've been a coverup to make the cookie general not look like a general to gay jannies who were shitting up the threads by deleting them, almost all /vg/ threads are about a game series with all the games and culture around them, fuck, there's even ones about a specific genre (either generic anime or existing IP gachas or fighting games)

>>1862653
Yeah we have to be careful, recently jannies were also shitting up the Umamusume threads in /v/ despite it focusing on a single game that isnt mobile exclusive.

>>1862447
Occasional Cookieauthor here guys. I give you four choices for a choose-your-own-adventure story.
>Cozy autumn camping with Smores Cookie
>An evening bath with Oyster Cookie
>Helping decorate the Town Square with Caramel Choux
>Designing an outfit with either Choco BonBon or Sour Belt

>>1862683
>evening bath with Oyster Cookie
Gets my vote

>>1862683
>Designing an outfit with either Choco BonBon or Sour Belt
What if instead of either you were having to go back and forth between them?

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>>1862697
Seconded for Oyster

>>1862683
>>1862697
>>1862723
I'll leave it open until morning! Then, I'll see about doing six or so posts, so as not to take up the thread or burn out

>>1862683
>>An evening bath with Oyster Cookie
do this one

>>1862697
>>1862723
>>1862959
[Scene: It's a cool autumn evening in the Creme Republic. The towers of House Oyster's glorious mansion pierce the early dusk like sea stacks through orange waves. The cool sea wind blows against the elegant frosted glass and the colors of violet and orange fill every stately room.]

[You are in the private bathing room of Oyster Cookie: a rotunda that features a large central bath in the middle, fed fresh juice through the jars of six gilded mermaid statues. The wall-to-ceiling windows that encircle the entirety of the room, through which Oyster Cookie could observe either the sea or the city below as she bathed, are covered in mist as hot steam presses against the cool glass. The air of the sea gives way to refinement and extravagance: ground sea pearls, salted caramel bubble bath, crystallized raspberry roses, and blackened brulee.]

[Oyster Cookie herself is lounging out in the tub, sipping lazily on a nearly-empty glass of high-quality sparkling juice. Her legs, long and white, stand out of the water, her foot gently tapping the water in tune with music piped into the room. While your job is official bath attendant, and indeed it is a great honor, even you can't resist taking a peek at the way Oyster's body, youthful despite her age, glistens in the bathtub. Carrying with it that seductive air you'd find only by seeing a pearl sitting so delicately on the mouth of an unassuming mollusk. If only she adjusted herself a little bit, to let her heavy, supple breasts just peek out from beneath the foam.]

[Oyster Cookie calls your name. She says she's unsure of whether she wants an extra glass of juice or for you to wash her hair. It's been an awfully long day, she says, so she'll leave it up to you to decide. You ARE her personal bathing attendant, so you have to know what's best for her, right?]

>Refill her juice
>Wash her hair

>>1863214
Oh, so that's what you mean by choose-your-own
Hmm...
>Wash her hair

is there something about cannon run i'm not getting? the controls are dogshit and every bullet shaves off like 1/5 of my health
i just want to get the cart to 5 for the event, man

>>1863230
[You lather your hands with Oyster Cookie's favorite soap - pearl jasmine with purified sea salt - and you set to work. Kneeling beside the Elder, you run your hands delicately through her silvery locks and curls, letting every sudsy digit wind and twirl through any knots or gliding gently along her smooth dough in long brushstrokes.]

[To your surprise, Oyster Cookie lets out a soft moan at your touch. She arches her back ever so slightly and her legs stiffen for a moment before relaxing back into the water. She nuzzles back into her bath pillow and sends a smile up at you. One of her coy, knowing smiles, the kind of cool charisma and power that could turn even the shrewdest leader to ice at her gaze.]

["My, my dear Anon~." She purrs, her voice as embracing and as inviiting as an ocean wave. "I had no idea who had such skillful hands~! To think my last attendant used to pull on my hair like a drunken fisherman! Mmm...~"]

[She sighs again, letting your delicate digits work through her hair. The smell of pearls, jasmine, and orange oud fills your nose and her body relaxes against your touch, Yet there's something about the way she swirls the glass of juice in her palm and the catty chuckle she makes seems to indicate something else...

["Mmm, you know Anon dear, I've had SUCH an exhausting day that I don't even think I could move a single inch of my dough to wash myself! And with such gentle hands, perhaps you could do me the favor of washing me~?"]

>Tell her that's too intimate for your taste
>Accept her offer

>>1863263
Tempting, but...
>Tell her that's too intimate for your taste
If she takes the initiative though...

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>>1863214
>to let her heavy, supple breasts just peek out from beneath the foam
G U H.
>"And with such gentle hands, perhaps you could do me the favor of washing me~?""
G U U U U H

>>1863263
accept her offer
it would be a real dick move to make her wash herself when she's so exhausted

>>1863306
>>1863263
I support taking the offer. Do what the lady wants

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These streams are getting soooo spooky!!
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>>1862448
>How much did you NOT care about the Ovenbreak World Championships?
None at all! Not an amazing player, just do what's needed to complete the month stuff.
>Are your cookies ready for Halloween?
Yeah! I'm getting Candy and decorations ready up, it's been raining a lot so I won't get stuff for outside just yet tho.
>Do you decorate your kingdom depending on the season?
No, I don't like to decorate at all because of how cumbersome it is... I rather draw cookies instead...
>Do you spend every crystal until you're dry, or do you try and save?
Yeah, I pretty much leveel everything up day 1 to do the tasks with new cookies that also give it, also good to get the trial and event stuff!
>What about with Cookie/Pet potions?
>He bought? Dump it.
Use them all asap.
>Won't you donate your millions of coins to Chestnut Cookie?
I WISH I COULD BUT HE'D WASTE IT ON BREAD
>What's your Cookie Run lore headcanon?
I believe it's pretty much canon but it's never really addressed, seems like cookies can be baked fully formed and baked at any "age" they could be, we just see it with GingerBrave being made with the image, knowledge and seemingly personality of a teenager already, while Dragon Eye Cookie seems to be made like a younger kid, don't know if there are ones made already as adults now that I think about it, so instead of having the aging process from being a weird fucking dough baby cookies that reproduce have, whether it means they will age later or is a Les Enfants Terribles kind of deal or the inverse where they won't age at all who knows.

>>1863306
>>1863363
[Unable (or unwilling) to refuse your employer's offer, you quickly strip your clothes off and step into the hot soda water. The fizz of the bubbles sends a tingle up your spine (among other things) but, in the face of the elegant and always-observant Oyster Cookie, you do your best to keep your cool.]

[Taking a look at Oyster Cookie like this is a unique experience. Never before have you been so close to her like this; this intimacy of being allowed not only to remain in the room with her while she bathed, but now to stand in the deep, churning foam with her. That was certainly something else! Although you can't see anything below her neck, with the foam that swirls around her like a feather boa, your face is a deep red. It surely must be, considering the way Oyster Cookie looks at you with a sly grin. She sips the last of her drink and places it aside.]

["Such a prude, aren't we, dear Anon~? Why you've must seen me in the bath one-hundred times by now and yet you're acting like a modest school boy!" She laughed gently, though a haughty tone still echoed beneath. The elder adjusted herself, letting the tops of her breasts, shining in the gathering dusk like water on the horizon, lift ever so slightly above the surface. Even in her age the dough responds with a subtle jiggle, causing small ripples across the foam.]

["Now, would you mind getting my back, please? Sitting all day in council meetings is absolute murder!"]

>Wash her back
>"I'd rather your front, your Grace."

>>1863460
my penis DEMANDS i wash her front, but I'm a servant of house oyster and my grace gave me orders. i [wash her back] with my magic fingers and melt her exhaustion away. besides, wouldn't want her back blown out before i get to blow her back out

I haven't spent a single (1) rainbow cube on TOA ever since it was introduced and I plan to keep it that way until they release a Sting Durian costume

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>>1863460
I'm with him >>1863478, wanna drill that dough, but let's take it slow.
[wash her back]

>>1863460
Wash the back, there's potential for massage, touching ass, and feeling oyster legs

>>1863478
[Dutifully, swallowing that awkward lump in your throat, you agree to your Grace's commands. You suds your hands into a white lather and then gently press them to her wet, shimmering dough.]

[The first thing that catches your interest is the way Oyster lets out a soft, almost seductive moan as you touch her. The Elder throws her head back and for a moment her stone-blue eyes gaze back into yours. It's a dominating, yet welcoming gaze. The second thing you notice is just how impressively smooth her dough is. Unlike the other Elders, whose dough is wrinkled and worn by years of exhaustion and ceaseless struggles for power, Oyster Cookie's dough is supple and tender. As if it were made from the very shell of her namesake the pearly skin seems to slide under your touch. Your digits carefully work up and down her backside, starting from below her neck and working your way gingerly downwards. Traces of suds, scented of crushed pearls and salt crystals, follow your touch and the Elder gently arches her back toward you with a soft coo of pleasure.]

[As you work, you notice just how curvy her body is. It's a combination of youth and maturity; a body with gentle ripples and wrinkles that cleverly disguise the body envyed by socialite daughters and to be cast in oils by Butter Pretzel Cookie. An outline that replaces the hourglass shape with its hideously narrow waist with a voluptuous curvature, one where you feel your soapy hands follow wide, expansive hips that let your digits sink into rich, tender dough before narrowing down into those slender long legs. As you wash her waist, fingers moving back and forth in slow circles, you feel ghostly traces of... of an immense softness brushing ever so close against your waist.]

[As you wash her, Oyster Cookie hums softly, clearly enjoying being pampered by such a handsome young man. "Oooh~... right there, dear, move your touch where my hand is~. Yesss~."

>Move your hands lower
>Keep your hands where they are.

>>1863501
I move my hands lower. A Servant of House Oyster must go above and beyond. I must ease her exhaustion in every place it may lay. only the most extensive care will suffice for my Grace

>>1863501
Move hands lower. As someone trained in massages, you cannot half ass them. Be thorough

>>1863520
>>1863521
[As your hands drift lower down her body, you almost come to a sudden stop. Your hands, which had up to this point been carefully massaging Oyster Cookie's sides, had now suddenly found themselves resting on top of the same incredible softness that would brush against your waist. By the Witches, to think that her hips were soft! Glancing down you saw your hands were slowly gliding across Oyster Cookie's rear.]

[It wasn't just that it was soft, the dough so malleable that without any resistance or even force on your part your digits left imprints as they sank effortlessly into the cheeks. It was also that it was rather large and smooth. Each cheek alone boasted an impressive roundness, though they had a noticeable bit of sag to them; the tops impeccably smooth and the bottoms, where the cheek met the thigh, lightly rippled with excess dough. This was not just because of age, but because the cheeks were impressively heavy. They jiggled with a noticeable lusciousness from your gentle touch, yet they never lost their shape or firmness. If you were to cup your hands under each cheek, you'd find the excess dough would spill out between your digts as each mound, silvery-grey and shining like polished pearls, sank into them as they would a cotton candy pillow. In the light you could see translucent trails of body wash slide down across the tops of each mound and vanish between them. For a split second, with your hands right on Oyster Cookie's rear, you could...]

["And what exactly is the meaning of this, hmm~?" Oyster Cookie gazed back at you, looking you up and down with coy amusement. She saw your hands resting comfortably on your ear, moving in absent-minded sudsy circles against the cheeks, and she let out another sly, knowing chuckle. "Seems like you wanted to explore me a little more than I allowed, didn't you? My, my, whatever will the others think of this~?"]

>Apologize immediately and remove your hands
>Give in.

>>1863527
Given in. she obviously wants to brag to the other elders about still being able to seduce a handsome young anon. So why not make the story a lot more interesting for them?
plus she never said to move my hands away from her rear, so...

>>1863561
[In any other circumstances, doing something like this would have been nothing more than a shameful pipe dream. But, to actually feel those soft, round cheeks, let alone even touch Oyster's alluring mature body with all its supple curves? Well, you had to take advantage, even just this one time. Your hands gave those firm, bouncy asscheeks a deep, appreciative squeeze and you let out a soft gasp of surprise as your fingers sank into the unbelievable softness.]

[And to your surprise, Oyster Cookie threw her back and let out a low moan of pleasure. Her voice rising like the tide trembling in delight as she threw her body back against you, as if to press that softness and weight firmly against your waist. She chuckled again, casually letting her hips move in a slow circle against you.]

["Oooh~. Mmm, seems like you're taking some initiative, aren't we, Anon~? I have to admit I can admire someone who's bold enough to exactly what they want~." Oyster Cookie gave her rear a little spank, letting you watch as suds fell from the firm, jiggling cheeks. "I haven't been grabbed like that in...well, let's just say it's been QUITE a while~." Oyster Cookie moved her hips a bit faster, letting you a coy chuckle as she felt something hard press against your bottom.]

["To think the other Council members act so... "preserved" when it comes to matters like this. The only difference between us, however, is that I'm at least open to enjoying such luxuries~." Oyster Cookie looks up and down, her eyes twinkling with anticipation, like she's just secured a grand prize. "Oh, wherever are my manners~? Anon, dear, would you care for a glass of sparkling juice~? Or perhaps you're too young for it~?"

>Accept the juice
>Ask about the other Elders

>>1863701
juice! i need to hydrate myself for all the fluids I'm about to pump inside of you

>>1863718
[Oyster Cookie fills a tall glass with sparkling juice and is just about to hand it to you when, perhaps because of her slippery hands (or whatever Cookies have for hands) she accidentally spills most of the glass all over herself. What a terrible shame to waste expensive juice.]

["Oh! Goodness, you have to forgive an old woman for being so clumsy." Oyster Cookie looks back at you, her rump still pressed to your crotch. The juice shines on her skin, traveling down in light golden rivulets across her breasts and there's a smell of grapes and dark cherry.]

>Offer to clean her up
>Refill your own glass

>>1863748
Clean her up, just an accident is all.

>>1863774
[t really was an accident and, although there would be some who would cry over spilled juice, you decide to brush it off. After all, you're not only in the bath with Oyster Cookie, but you're also getting a handful of her big, round ass as she grinds it against you. You're not going to let a silly little thing like spilled juice stop you, right?]

[But as you reach for the bath towel and some soap, Oyster Cookie stops you. She puts a hand on your cheek and turns your face towards her's. She gives a look of mock disappointment, gently clicking her tongue as if expecting you to have known what to do.]

["Oh, when I said clean me up, Anon, I didn't mean like that~." Oyster Cookie grabs one of her breasts, dripping and glistening with juice that rolls down across the hefty mound, and lightly jiggles it. Her palm rolling over the dark grey nipple, erect and pointed like a spire on the House's roof. "It'd be such a shame to let all this expensive juice go to waste, wouldn't it~? And you've been taking such good care of me that I think you deserve a little reward~."]

[Oyster Cookie offers you her breast, leaning in very slowly to whisper in her mature, silky voice. "Go ahead, dear~. Take a taste~."]

>Take a taste
>Go back to previous selection

>>1863795
TASTE IT! ehem.... the lady is offering after all.

>>1863795
[Slowly nodding your head to your Grace's request, you adjust yourself. Although your hands are sorry to leave that wonderful plushness of her rear, the sensation is quickly replaced by the feeling of her nipple entering your lips. You give it a cautious lick, casting a quick look up at Oyster Cookie for permission before taking the whole breast into your mouth.]

[Immediately you feel three intense reactions. The first is the taste of jasmine and sea salt, mixed with the luxurious flavors of crushed golden grapes and dark cherry. Her breasts, although sagging somewhat with natural age, are much like her rear: full, supple, and taut. They sag with weight, with heft, against your face yet they still maintained a plumpness to them. To think these perfect, motherly breasts were forced to hide from the world behind Oyster Cookie's dress would be like hiding the shiniest pearl from the rest of the world. You lean your head in closer, lips sucking on that stone-like nub to collect the sticky juice that flows down like nectar.]

[The second sensation was Oyster Cookie's hand on the back of your head. The head of House Oyster threw her head back in a blissful, carnal moan and she tenderly, though not without a hint of dominance, pushes you closer. As you suckle and lap at her mature breasts, you hear her moan and coo in delight, whispering to herself about what a handsome, strong man you are.]

[The third sensation is an aching hardness between your legs; an intense pressure that builds into a steady burning. This is suddenly compounded by the feeling of warmth and plushness that wraps around your firm, needy length. Oyster Cookie, it seems, has adjusted herself, straddling your lap so that your length is now nuzzled comfortably between her juicy, sudsy thighs. She pats your head tenderly and kisses your forehead, moaning something to herself as she lets you suckle at her.]

>Keep sucking and listen to her talk
>Spank her

[Author of the story here, I hope I'm not clogging up the thread! I don't want this to go on too long so as to prevent that from happening]

What do you think of it so far?

>>1863825
It's different from the usual stories I read, since I don't usually dive into CYOAs, but I don't dislike it either. This is a simpler kind of lewd story, but it fits for Oyster Cookie I think. Keep up the good work!
>>1863824
>Spank her

>>1863836
Yeah, I wanted to try a different route and let you guys pick the direction the stories head off in. It may not be perfect, but some people here seem to like it! Thank you!

>>1863824
>>1863836
[The sound of wet dough-on-dough, loud and fast, rises about the gushing water of the bathside fountains. Your hand smacks hard against Oyster Cookie's mature ass, once more taking a deep handful of that gilf dough as your lips desperately lick at her chest. Softness on your face, softness in the palm of your hand, around your crotch. Oyster Cookie lets out a quivering moan, gripping your head as she feels that intense sting of pleasure rise through her body. She looks down at you with a smug grin.]

[Fuuu--aaah~...] The elegant lady of House Oyster almost swore but had quickly stopped herself. "Ohohoho~... I haven't been spanked like that since my coronation night~! It appears those magic fingers can get a little rough if they want to~..."

[Leaning in closer, still forcing you to her soapy breasts, Oyster Cookie whispers in your ear. She squeezes her thighs tightly around your cock, slowly sliding up and down on it to let the head brush against her waiting entrance.]

["Tell me, my dear~... if you want to go farther, all you have to do is show me~. We of House Oyster are quite ambitious and I'm more than willing to show you how far we're willing to go~. The only question is... would it be worth it for me~?"]

>Kiss her
>Tell her something dirty
>FREE CHOICE BEFORE END OF STORY

>>1863850
>Free choice, all 3 options: say something dirty, kiss her in surprise, and finish the massage by giving her the climax she wants. J-j-jam it in

>>1863869
[Maybe it was the way you kissed her, feeling her soft lips press to yours. Maybe it was the way you grabbed her huge, soapy ass and told her "I'm going to fuck you until you feel in your 30s again." Or maybe, just maybe, it was the way Oyster Cookie's tongue licked into your mouth in eager, raw lust.

[It didn't matter what set this off. But you were currently balls deep inside of the Head Lady of House Oyster, fucking her good and deep and hard. Witches Above, she was so tight, so hot! The water splashed and churned furiously around you as her sex gripped your shaft. If anyone were to look into the bathhouse windows, they'd see only the silhouettes of you and Oyster Cookie in the steam: her wrapping her long, slender legs around you while you bent over her, ravaging her. Your moans and gasps echoing together loudly and long: even the people down in the Republic streets below to the fisherman by the coast would swear they heard Oyster Cookie screaming from somewhere in the dusk.]

[OooooOOOH~! Ooh, by the Divine Silver...oh, YEEESS~!" Oyster Cookie's legs locked tighter around your waist, keeping enough room so you can continue to thrust wildly into her juicy, plump slit. "Fuck me, Anon~. Fuck me good and hard... come on, make me feel like a young woman, you STTuuuUD~!" Her voice shrieked with rapture; her whole body trembling and shaking as your cock slammed deep into her dripping sex. She leaned in, her hair matted to her face by sweat and steam, and she whispered into your ear: "Come on, big boy~... mmm, give me another heir to House Oyster~. Show those other trollops in the Council what a real man is like~! I've had pearls taken from the deepest depths and treasures from the farthest continents, and on my word as Head of House Oyster, you...will.... give me.... an HeeeIIIIIIR~!"]

[With two loud, euphoric moans of pleasure, both of you came to a messy climax. The soda water churned and frothed as your seed and her juices mixed into the foam.]

on my knees begging and pleading for this guy to do a yoga cookie cyoa someday

>>1863890
EVEN A DYING STAR CAN BE REIGNITED

>>1863914
What's up brother

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>>1863957
oh shit what like a pitch or something
well the obvious route is helping her do her yoga stretches and taking the opportunity to cop a feel (which she is either ditzy/unaware of or into it). maybe in one of those hot yoga rooms or something.
or you could lean into the hippie angle and do something about sharing a joint with her. free love and all that

>>1863914
>>1863914
[Yoga Cookie's newest class was proving to be very popular -- even more than she expected actually! So many Cookies from all across Earthbread had come to her studio in the Town Square just to see the salty, stretchy Cookie display her impressive feats of flexibility, how to find true chewiness through mediation, and drink fancy herbal tea.]

[The fact that she had purchased new yoga pants, of course, had absolutely nothing to do with it.]

[Obviously, some cookies had come to genuinely find peace and enlightenment through self-discipline and positive mental reinforcement. But, with the way Yoga Cookie's new pants seemed to cling to her very dough like a second set of frosting, it was becoming increasingly hard to concentrate. The sounds of tight fabric rubbing together and the soft clapping of dough-against-dough made silent meditation harder to focus on achieving inner peace.]

[Imagine if you had two round balls of light-brown marshmallows, maybe about the size of a throw pillow. Each one is very soft and large enough that, if you were to hold one in your hand, the marshmallow itself would melt through your fingers. You could smack the dough with even the lightest tap, and this malleable, impeccably soft marshmallow would jiggle for about a soild two minutes without stopping. Now, take these two big marshmallows and stuff them into a pair of light purple, hip-hugging yoga pants. That's exactly what the cookies would be seeing wiggling and bouncing at them in Yoga Cookie's studio.]

["Alright everyone!" Yoga Cookie said, giving one more particularly flexible downward cake hound before standing up. "AWESOME job today! I was thinking: you know what would be a fun way to end the class? Tango dancing! Rose Cookie said tango is all about letting your spirit flow through your motion!"]

[Yoga Cookie gave her hips a pronounced, tango-like sashay, causing a blushing Pastry Cookie to run out of the building and a bookish Hero Cookie to pass out.]

>>1863890
What happens in bathhouses, stays in bathhouses. This was certainly a welcome surprise, and it definitely made my day after adjusting to a new work environment. Thanks for giving Oyster Cookie some much needed lovin'!

>>1863986
>ywn be smothered under yoga cookie's salted pretzel buns

>>1863986
>>1863990
[You feel a little perverted asking Yoga Cookie this. Not that it would be any better asking this to any other cookie, sure, but to make such a proposition to someone like Yoga Cookie? It didn't matter that you were a little buzzed on her homemade CBD treats; to go up and make such a suggestion to her like that was admittedly not something anyone would say in good taste.]

["You want to practice... free love with me, Anon?" Yoga Cookie thought the question over for a second. She paused and, just as you were expecting her to give you a very flexible kick to your crotch, her heart-shaped glasses suddenly lit up with excitement. "Oh my gosh, of COURSE I can do that! Free love is, like, all about experimenting and exploring different ways to show love to the natural body! I would have done it with the other Cookies but obviously I couldn't suggest it out loud, you know?"]

[Yoga Cookie left the room and returned holding a large, well-read book. "This..." she said, sitting on the couch beside you, letting her large toned rear brush against your side through the yoga pants. "is the Caramel Sutra: the prime book on all-natural ways to demonstrate free love!"]

[Holy hell, you've seen phone books smaller than this. Yoga Cookie eagerly flipped through the pages, pointing out various ones. "There's the Witch-ionary position, the Pita-taka, the Milk and Dough Embrace...honestly these are all pretty good choices, but we'd have to get some supplies for them first!"]

[Yoga Cookie stopped and then clapped her hands together. "Oh, I know! Why don't we go to the bedroom and just explore around a little bit? You know, see what we like? I'll light some incense I got from Golden Osmanthus Cookie, put on some Grateful Bread, put on some mood lights and see where it goes. How's that sound, Anon?"]

[It was unfortunate that, just when you finally overcame your genuine disbelief to say something, Yoga Cookie was already taking off her top.]

>>1863890
>and on my word as Head of House Oyster, you...will.... give me.... an HeeeIIIIIIR~!"
I need art of pregnant Oyster NOW.

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>>1863993
>grateful bread

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>>1863993
>Caramel Sutra

Bro Cappucino cannot actually be this stupidIt's not Langue or Sparkling since the tea was never delivered,and it's not Muscle since they didn't actually get to talk.If you really want to reach it could be Escargot for giving him work on a vacation cruise but it looks like he really did overdose on caffeine all on his own lol

>Doughael keeping a diary of what they want that Anon human to do to them

i might actually go the entire banner without pulling silent salt
fuck this shit ass game

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A little late, but I finally have all of the starter decks! Hoping to get more husbando cards (mainly Dark Choco) when I finally get the booster packs.

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>>1863890

>>1865617
Okay, but what cards will make me money if i buy booster packs

>>1865617
>blue slushy has a conditional Pot of Greed effect
permaban her

>>1865835
>Is the best cookie for trillion challenge by far
>OP in the card game
Huge Ws for Blue Slushy fans lately

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White lily hot off the hair beauty salon
https://youtu.be/GQtyDYbwdtI?si=rf4fcLfH7mqoyd58

>>1865949
>Silent Salt sees White Lily just as bad as the Beast Cookies
Wonder how she's gonna convince him.

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Howsntly?
>2km long hair
>frayed angel wings
>princess gown
>Bleached skin
This faggots arents anymore creatuve than an 11 yr olds mary sue. Most cookiesonas created by literal 15yos are more mature than this garbage.

Freedom in mys ballgown?? Draggsing a kilomoter long braid behind me like a fucking Chain.
Kill yourself devsis.

>>1866261
and the metal hoops around her arms,(shackels) iron corset around her chest (heart/soul). nonsensical childike mettalic crown, again, blocking your thrid eye or whatever. fake freedom. Die.

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>>1866261
non operative wings btw. roots are thin as fuck theyd snap mid flight, asuming she would get that far. Not how wing anatomy works. she was free when she was dead, retarded character

>>1866261
>>1866262
>>1866265
i will not receive any opinions form a namefag that can't even put all their shit in one post

>>1866267
>replying to the schizoid "self proclaimed" femcel
ignore and report

>>1866267
Haamammmmmm your virtue is ignorance

>>1866268
>Announces report
>Cant follow xer own policy
Your virtue is oblivion

>>1866268
>schizoid "self proclaimed" femcel
Not really, it’s too in character for women to hate on other women.
Using that logic, you would also be a “femcel”?

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This thread is becoming hell. Carry on, fellas.

(Artist source as it has more: https://www.tumblr.com/wasabioverdrive/732832684015058944/ )

I wonder if Trillion challenge will become seasonal like Breakout or if the three cookies in it are permament and more will be added later.

finally pulled base pure vanilla and had enough of the other stones to awaken him to 4* instantly, fucking wild
is he still a straight upgrade to mystic flour or did the MF buffs last month move the needle at all

Its so harda to hold a cumversation abt WLC without an enterpuge of WillyWhires forcing entry and spitting curses at you. Its funnay,,, Ironic,, her fans are Silnecing the mases! they put her on this pedestal like she is also their glazed glamour mary sue.. Mirors her shiitty hypicritical history and design

>>1866307
I think it's really fun, but the RNG and cost to play is killing me.
Just let me fuck around for free, I don't care about the rewards or rank.

>>1866296
A few more years or until maintenance mode/eos
>Thread is hell
Now, now. What gave that away?

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>>1865617
how's playing that card game lately? does it use an energy system or is it similar to the ones from yu-gi-oh?
>>1865880
blue slushy's proving to be one of the best girls, so glad I got her super epic costume when it first came out - that was the same time as that sugar swan cookie, right? so cute.

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This Snakes and Ladders bullshit is not doing my blood pressure any favors, holy fuck.

>>1866356
You get a free ticket to play in the gold gem shop every week,so it's not that expensive to enter.And yeah,RNG is hell in this one.If you don't get at least a charge cookie by the last sidekick draw you're fucked,and redrawing is expensive for 300 crystals a piece.Part of why I didn't like tough cookie thar much either.Card RNG is a bit more forgiving,as long as you get a way to generate frozen bears you should be fine.

>>1864430
Turns out he was.And my pet theory of soneone adding something to numb the taste was correct.Look like it's Escargot this time.Unlike last time she deflecting and dodging questions,had plausible deniability when giving out the letters since she's done this before and a motive in murdering the smugglers I guess.She's also rich enough to have blue cheese laying around to forge the letters.The case file you get before the story had her photo so there's also that.

>>1866509
it was a dogshit event when they first rolled it out and its dogshit now
maybe actually the only event in their entire repertoire where you can just dump event currency into it and walk away with literally zero rewards, not even booby prizes like coins or magic powder

Uh anon you are farming the best toppings for your cookies, right ?

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>>1866761
Nope! RNG has decided I can never have the perfect stats on any given topping

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Now thay the dust has settled, who is your favorite Beast Cookie?

I'm sick of this game constantly crashing
it stole my fucking tile match ticket

This has been the absolute worst mission set I think I've experienced in my time playing this game. I'm going to miss out on the freebie Silent Salt because all the missions are time gated and they don't transfer fucking progress between sets and it's time in such a way you just get told to fuck off if you unlock the last missions too late
>Do 15 trial ground missions
>Participate in guild battle so and so times
>Send 500 daily gifts
I dont remember the last ones being so full of Gotcha bullshit like this.
And they get to make me do it all again for Lily in just a few days.

>>1866979
Mystic Flour had the best aesthetics, promotional art piece, and I actually enjoyed her entire plot even if they did cop out as it all being a dream. Her showdown with Dark Cacao felt like a proper confrontation that didn't absolutely humiliate (shadow milk) or defang (eternal sugar)her by the end. It set a high bar and everything after it has had a hard time meeting it. But silent salt is looking real promising as a close second. Might even win out depending on how the story goes. I do love a fallen hero

>>1866596
Actually now I'm unsure.Escargot obviously forged the letters but Steak could be the direct culprit since Almond could have been caught in his trap.Similar to day 1 in that sense

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>>1866979
>for sexo
Eternal Sugar
>for sexo and lore
Mystic Flour
>for lore and the fact he was unjustly fucked over
Silent Salt

cannon run is stupid and gay and retarded

>>1867375
it sucks ass, absolute fuck awful controls

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>Finally caught up to chapter 11
Can I just say...I want all the other Beast Cookies and their side cookies, ESPECIALLY BLACK SAPHIRE AND SHADOW MILK COOKIE, to rot in cookie hell.

>>1867471
shadow milk really is just edgy in the most bland, boring way. will never understand why the kiddos latched on to him the way they did

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>>1867485
literally just the design and eng VA being obnoxiously loud
Also if cookies were allowed to say fuck, he'd pretty much be a hazbin hotel character.

>>1867485
>>1867492
Personally, I think his EN VA did the job of "immature prankster asshole pretending to be a mastermind" perfectly.

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why the fuck is she human(oid) now

>>1867505
im gonna kiss this thing

>sister likes gingerbrave so much she uses him despite knowing he is shit
She even got his tuxedo, bricked herself for the sake of the soul

>>1867505
They turned her into evil Hatsune Miku???

>>1867528
she's based too bad your taste is terrible

>>1867505
The four calamities in toa are supposed to be basically the four horsemen of the apocalypse
This is just her true form

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>>1867505
Getting some real deja vu here

>>1867494
I don't watch Hazbin but he's literally just a tumblr sexyman.Remember how everyone thought Bill Cipher was hot a few years ago?It's that.

>>1867636
I don't use Twitter or Tumblr so I literally have no idea what you're talking about.

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>>1843411
Can’t believe I got silent salt before I got charcoal, and regardless, was able to 90/90 the latest chapter with silent salt though, what was charcoal’s team combi to get that final 3 stars in that latest beast yeast chapter, Ep 11-30?

>>1867654
good, you don't have to... just take his word at face value

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>>1861061
Thanks for the dailies guide in toa, just sharing the top three cookies that I have been trying to build - candy drop, strawberry mochi, and green bell. So glad the banana seasoning dungeon gets progressively easier to farm, and I’ve got an abundance of raid tickets to brute force the 5* rank for all the recommended gear of this trio. Hope it gets easier to farm the artifacts too, think that the expedition with the summon tickets into mileage does help a bit with buying those artifact tokens, methinks.

Is Silent Salt any good or am I okay not pulling him if I don't give a shit about fomo?

>>1867848
he's meta in any arena and PvE mode right now lmao

>>1867849
well fuck me

You guys think Pitaya will get a magic candy before too long? He's got that gem in his chest that's basically the same as a soul jam, right?

>>1867848
He's meta-defining. In a bad bad, I'd argue, because he results in such wildly swingy matches that a lot of the time the game comes down to "did you happen to get two Silent Salt casts back to back?"

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She's got the best views in the entire jungle.
https://files.catbox.moe/hvm495.png
>>1867594
context? that looks cool but not sure what this one is lol
>>1867848
best unit in the game right now
>>1867895
I mean he already did so in ovenbreak, but for CRK they'll probably come up with some different thing from the ancients ascension pulls and the Crystal Jams from Legendaries, there's also the buff from "having more dragons" in Pitaya's description that will most likely come into effect once they start releasing the others from OB and/or new ones.

>>1867895
i bet that they're looking to either rework him or just buff the hell out of him to make it viable
making yet another magic candy-like would be soul draining in this game

>>1867903
The Agito in Dragalia Lost were an evil group of people you fought in raids that also transformed into monstrous forms in the highest difficulty.

>>1867917
It's a more predictable process than awakening ancients, isn't it?

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>>1867494
>>1867636
These. He's a got an over inflated ego who's rocking the jester motif, when secretly (or not so now), he's just a sad clown who needs some actual friends that will tell him to "knock that shit off".
>>1867654
It's an old thing from the 2010s where girls (and some guys), would latch on to a character from an anime/cartoon/movie/game, usually a villain of some sorts that has this potential soft side to them. One of the biggest examples is the Once-ler from The Lorax. In the original book, he was a faceless dude meant to represent humanity's drive for profits with no care for nature. In the 2012 movie, they gave him a backstory as this young, good looking entrepreneur who gets goaded by his family to continue chasing profits, as well as a villain song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXlYuaycRbU

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this story is already so damn predictable that it was her that i thought it was already time to get her out but no
everything and anything says it was escargot but we have to drag this on another week

>>1867958
because its the easy way out and adds to the powercreep and resource management, instead of adjusting numbers or slightly reworking him like oventeam did in the dragon updates

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>>1867594
My fellow Dragalia Lost nigga.
>>1867903
Like >>1867926 said. They were also, just like the Beast Cookie, regular joes that had their own backstories, until one by one they were corrupted and had twisted ideals. From top to bottom.
>Kai Yan was corrupted into "Might makes Right".
>Ciella sees EVERYONE in the game's religion as bad, innocent or not.
>Ayaha and Otoha see everyone as toys to play with until they break.
>Tartarus resents the world for moving on from his Master (main character's ancestor)
>Volk sees anyone born into a privileged life as not worthy of living, when many others are born into poverty (like himself)

>>1868007
Yeah that was some bullshit,but I guess Roquefort lying out his ass was to be expected.First time I got a guess wrong in this event.Likewise Escargot is lying about the itinerary.It's Birthday Cake's,not hers,so that puts a lot if her previous actions into doubt.The code Steak Cookie uses is most likely a red herring,and his IDs too since Jjajang mentions bounty hunters carry them around too.The only thing unclear is Almond's injury,since neither Steak or Esccargot have fire weapons.

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Wow this random breakout season is not fun.I get the theory behind it,you have to choose between bonus cookies who get a flat point bonus versus cookies that get more invitiations and keep track of which party planner has more so you can plan your build.But in reality a lot of bonus cookies are shi,rare bonus cookies appear too often and Candy Corn's cumulative buff comes too late to make a difference if you go for her.Firecracker is objectively better here,as long as you don't eat shit with the last runner.

My #12 run was mostly a test run where I stayed in mid 20s for most of it until Zombie got Sugar Glass's blessing and skyrocketed me to #8.The other run had dogshit RNG,enough said.

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SUMMONERS ARE BACK

https://youtu.be/e63RzQvB-sw?si=gfNqDMQlrL17j8C1

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>pic related
Summoners are finally getting their dedicated tank
Blessed day

>>1868264
Okay after googling it salt cellars were proto saltshakers but I still think it's a missed opportunity to not have her named salt pillar for the on the nose biblical allegory.

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>Green Tea Mousse and Silverbell get a magic candy
For what purpose

>>1868505
We needed more grass cookies
No. Seriously. Thats the answer
Theres not a lot of these grass cookies, they had to scrape the bottom of the barrel if they had to give a brand new element to someone like yam, just to give it some presence
Like you had to struggle in boss rush to make the most out of the grass synergy, so people opted to use a second synergy on top of it, mostly the fire one

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>>1868260
Kekarooe
all those lossellily faggots on TT can finakly save their air. I knew the design would look uglyasf ingame where they cant bleach her skin 2 times over. Colours all over the place, everything just kinda clashes

comparison
>>1865949
Lmao

>>1868614
She wears the colour palette of a rotting apple.

I think my WLC arc curse worked. this will b the worste ARC but fucking wlcels are perpetually stuck pedalling this awful character. her skin was snow white on the SSC opening and they didnt mutter a single word cus WiteWillys got them throat deep.

>>1868614
Man she does not look good chibified.Those shoulderpads make her neck look nonexistent and the wings do a piss poor job of distracting the viewer from how plain the dress is.The random metal thing behind her doesn't help.

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>>1868631
Yep she as an extreme case of head bopping and it doesn't help that the entire budget was blown on a 6ft 3d model of her for the company head to worship and pray to.
Of course most WLCels are high on piss-scented lillies sending them in an orbit around WLC like her drunken delirious PVC. shouldnt hv set up that wite willy orchad

>>1868585
The best way to use the Grass Synergy is to use no grass cookies at all. Best scores I got with grass had Eternal Sugar and Burning Spice as the only attackers.

Then again that was the best team for like 90% of battles regardless of element, just slotting an elemental waffle in.

>>1868824
pretty much grass is garbage right now because it doesn't have good new cookies that use the element, not even sure if there's enough when white lily buff and update gets there since there probably going to need more to make it viable with how shitty/old the ones with it are

>>1868652
kek I didn't watch the video so I thought it was sized like a regular lamp,like one of those 60's stained glass ones you see in antique stores sometimes.

Anyone know the how to get to the top 10% for Truth of the Cruise? I'm probably missing some Magic Candy blessing.

>>1867375
On my tablet its pathetically easy but on my wife's phone it was a nightmare to complete to get those 600 coins a run. They shouldn't have the expectation for maneuvering tight bullet patterns if the main demographic is phone users. At least the shop had nothing in it to miss out on.

>>1869028
It's funny, I play primarily on PC (Google Play's beta client) and I find both the tile match game and the cannon run game to be easier on PC than on Phone.

Also I noticed a weird thing where, at least for me, the first interrupt gauge for the second phase of the Beast Raid often fails to load on mobile, so I've only been doing it on PC.

>can't complete the last daily for Silent Salt because the Arena is being tallied
Why do they keep doing this?

>>1869176
buy the package pig american

does silent salt need a specific comp to function or can i just swap out shadow milk for him
whats the braindead meta arena team

why couldn’t i wake up 2 hours later fuckking bye

>>1869323
Braindead arena team is:
Hollyberry, Shadow Milk, Doughael, Eternal Sugar, Silent Salt
Artifacts:
Jelly Watch, New Monocle, Hollyberry Necklace

>>1869323
You can go cooldown for 2 sec initial cooldown or full atk, it doesnt really matter, he just needs to be able to cast his enhanced skill multiple times to win matches, and the frequency it happens is kinda all over the place
I run full atk to make sure that theres a chance of my salt doing that skill hit the whole squad with it, by making him move after the salt on the other side
Beascuit is easy tho, its just full dmg resist bypass, like all the dpses
You might wanna ditch shadow milk tho, cause awakened white lily is fully immune to shackles and silence, so shell be able to answer both him and salt

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i wad so confident id get xer first pull, got some soultstone. she is a nothing nigger bitch so thisll b ez

Now w have beastxancient communications

>Pv: ill b right here 2 heal you
>smc: SHUT UP

>>1869410
>>1869398
we know it's you schizo please fuck off

>>1869398
Who are you trying to impress

>>1869427
Poowr litle normalnigger…
>>1869492
are you gneuinely jelous KEK? its 3 soulstones mellow the fuck out

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Milky way cookie getting in!
>>1869510
Shut your ass outta these threads

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>>1869512
your less coherent than those 12 year old tiktok hermits,
not braging or anyhting hehehe..

>>1869513
Ok, so your tiny brain can understand: Please stop posting in these threads, you're annoying.

>>1869513
You're*
Retard.

>>1869512
you should genuinely kill yourself imagine being an old worn out cretin camping in crk threads on the neckbeard nest of the internet critizing shitposts and playing the thread hall monitor in a thread that gets less than 5 posts every 5 hours.
>>1869514
>Neanderthilian ape brained seroquel silenced prozac pulverized neuron neutralized pattern of thought
Hoky fucking shit man, id rather listen to a 1hr audiobook of looselilies thoughtblogging

>>1869515
Uhuh? and what SSRIS are you speaking on?

>>1869510
Who are you trying to impress by posting like a neo/b/tard
You're fucking annoying

>who are you trying 2 impressx2
Were you banned from thinking? What the fuck is this sewage shitstream of thought BITCH you’re cognitive like a clogged toilet

>”whuuuyur trig to impress uueay?”
Bitch thinks im 4chan Royalty what gave you the impression theres anything to be impressed of is it your underdeveloped brain?

The saddest thing is that you’ll never find a cure to your cognitive cancer, you’re like a rabid dog that can’t comprehend the pecking order

Developmentally delayed depressed fucking DOG.

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Moving on, Thread about cookies! Thicc ones!

Scurried off like the pansy pussy BITCH you are.
Never fucking intelletucaly interact with me over the internet again you radioactive retard, spare us from a second-hand seroquel shot. Bitchass.
>Disgusting offmodel porn
>Thicc
Kys autist

>>1869529
Melty

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>>1869529
Anon I'm not even that one you're replying, I'm the co-threadbaker, just want for this convo to move on and we keep posting cute and sexy cookies while at it.

that was the slowest Special ed SPC escapee i’ve ever saw. Time to engage in some High-IQ /pol/ pontification to purify my psyche.
>>1869530
>t. mentally melted moron
Melty melty melty!

Ahehehe…..

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what the fuck

The sped exhibit really just “whoa’d” at the half angle half daemon trope lmfao

Man, Beast Raid's Master Mode is a fucking ball-crusher with only Ascension 3 cookies.

>>1869543
Keekk”d

i imagine that kind of mental mutation would go for millions on the black market. could work like a neuron nullifying nuke..

>5 (6) elements
>Past bearers had one of them put it in a tree with the help of an almost deity
>New bearers try to uncover the tree and history while protecting themselves and the world
>Come face to face with the antithesis of themselves
I think I've seen this one somewhere before.

>>1869564
Which show/game anon?

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Kingdom leak
Looks like we are getting a Collab between OB and CRK

>Milky Way coming to OB
>Dreamweaver coming to kingdom
I hate both of them but I just know they will be meta relevant somehow.

>>1869564
Took me a second since I was confused about the antithesis thing but it's MLP.Everything will be solved with the magic of friendship copout ending confirmed.

>>1869527
all of them should be built like this fr

>>1869594
wow i can't wait to not have these cool new decorations because they cost real money

>>1869594
>Collab
Please no, I don't want to reinstall Kingdom.

why the hell is salt cellar available for blooming toppings instead of silent toppings

So am I just an asshole or do I feel that white lily hasnt changed one bit?
Her entire life she pushed boundaries to get what she wanted consequences be damned. They even touch on this but at the end she didn't have an epiphany, she doubles down. Her great failure was she found the wrong truth at the wrong time, this time running off on her own to DECs fortress of plot irrelevance will work out because she's extra convinced she is the only one that can find the solution and save everything forever.
Fuck this. Atleast Silent Salt gets to stick around. I hope we get to see him kick some serious ass.

so how the hell am i supposed to get a steel beascuit for silent salt

>>1870075
Open monster madness chests
Mining appraisals
Do the sloth chapters that have steel drops

>>1870068
It's not you. I sometimes wonder if I'm looking at the same story her fans are. None of the ancients seem to have this issue iirc, but WC ascended because she was too hard-headed to accept some sort of blame. There's a huge difference between saying you're at fault and actually believing you're at fault.

Anons, is this what being gaslit feels like?

The issue with White Lily Cookie in the beast chapters 11-12, is that she already got her character development from Ginger Brave. Ginger Brave also saw witches eat cookies but instead of having a shizo moment over it, he just told WHite Lily too live life to the fullest. So instead of trying to kill everyone because of le corrupt witches, she's trying to find a different path to freedom. The problem is, we haven't exactly heard what her new plan is. So, she still seems like a self-righteous asshole. Talking about freedom without anyone knowing what she's thinking.

>>1870099
In addition to your point, she's talking about freedom and this huge plan without filling in anyone, not even Pastry Cookie or Charcoal Cookie. It's up for debate if she fills in SSC.

While it is noble for her for trying to find a different path to freedom, it still comes off as self-righteous because, as of right now, there is no one who can properly challenge her idea.

It looks worse once you consider how she's voluntarily separating herself from the rest of the ancients, who would have been the first cookies to either talk her down or challenge the concept.

>>1870099
>is that she already got her character development from Ginger Brave.
But did she really?
She had no comebacks for when Silent Salt pointed out that she used her freedom as right to do whatever the fuck she wanted for her own motives even if she dressed it up as being for all cookie kind.
This was never refuted. The final discussion and how the two made peace was that they were free from the mistakes of their past to try and make a better future.
This is on paper everything she was doing before. In fact her shitty little freakout where she went hot topic shows she sympathized and felt on some level what she was doing as Dark Enchantress was right.
I don't think they ever address the actual magnitude of the dark flour wars and I don't really think they ever will at this point other than part of Golden Cheeses background at this point. That's a pretty fucking rancid look for your super hero who is being set up as someone who is going to sacrifice herself to take out her darker half
I mean shit this is the girl who was completely open to desecrating a grave on what was was essentially a hunch. This woman is unbearable but there's got to be some sort of super waifu fagging happening behind the scenes to let her keep trucking on.

Also, I just want to say does the writing for these two parts seem a little odd? Mostly about the flashback stuff. They showed the evil minions of the beasts doing their business, but the main faces of each faction were some nobodies that somehow can pull rank for each beasts division? Why weren't the beasts themselves shown?
At first I thought it was to prevent spoilers because I guess you can do these in any order but at the end. They show every ascended cookie so they clearly wasn't the reason.
It's all just very weird.

>>1870141
> sacrifice herself to take out her darker half

I will be perfectly honest, if the story manage to kill off WLC, I'd be surprised as hell. Out of all the ancients, I'm certain she'll survive, somehow. Throughout any WLC-heavy story, she's either absolved or her selfishness is used to progress the story. The only time her flaws are seen as negative is whenever GC is called about, and that's about it. It's either significant characters who love her, or strawman characters.

I was hoping the writers would have done the whole "too much freedom vs too little freedom" debate with WLC and SSC, but I guess that would have involved her having to take some blame for the central conflict of the story.

>Kamina: wants freedom but is also retarded
>anons: based, based, based
>White Lily Cookie: wants freedom but is also retarded
>anons: booooooooooo!
Talk about double standards.

>>1870151
who the fuck is kamina

>>1870141
The story feels really rushed in the sense that we basically got to speedrun two chapters in one because the first part was just giving more and more backstory to silent salt to make him sympathetic compared to the beasts who at most is explained in 2 or 3 levels between cutscenes.
Hell even the transformation animation for WL feels way less impactful and really fast compared to all the others who took their long ass time and even some different artstyle between each, WL was just kind of glowing and then the transformation sequence animation was at like 3 frames per second.

>>1870149
>Spoiler
They had a perfectly good setup for that but instead they threw that all away in favor for some edgy deviantart OC split personality crap that once again makes out DE to be a joke and WL as the perfect victim who did no wrong with her only character flaw being too curious.

>>1870162
>DE to be a joke
Which is the last thing you want for the character who will be introduced in the anniversary update, has been hyped up as the "final" boss for years now, and the central character who determines the fate of Earthbread. I may be giving the writers too much credit, but I still feel like a lot of characters are going to get killed off or at least they're be "killed," only to be brought back during the Timekeeper cookie update. The writers may try this to prove how serious the final arc is.

On the topic of DE, is this a plothole? If DE and WL are the same cookie (or not?), does that mean DE has a corrupted Souljam, or at least has access to WL's magic kit? How does that work?

>>1870168
>If DE and WL are the same cookie (or not?), does that mean DE has a corrupted Souljam, or at least has access to WL's magic kit?
Honestly the entire White Lily body double quantum split thing is such a fucking asspull that was never satisfyingly explained and probably never will be. They just needed her for the plot to work the way they wanted it so they just magiced her in and tell you to not really worry about it.

I know this has been touched on previously, but what is everyone's opinion on WL's awakened form? I want to like it. I can see what the design wants to do, but it feels like it suffers from the flaw of "style over substance."

Worst part is, her design can easily be fixed. The artists could have given her armor similar to Hilde's from Soul Calibur. Basically armor that matches her accessories, give her a short armor skirt, and armor her legs up. Alternatively, they could have given her a dress that had more armor on the way down. This one isn't the most practical, but it would at least limit the wind resistance from the dress.

I don't mind the color scheme as much, though I think it was a wasted opportunity to not use red for the dress, or at least more black than just for the hair tips.

>>1870149
>I will be perfectly honest, if the story manage to kill off WLC, I'd be surprised as hell. Out of all the ancients, I'm certain she'll survive, somehow
I dont know man, all I can think is that they want to sell her being so ulitmately pure and perfect that the only way her story can end is sacrificing herself so everyone for all time can say she's the greatest person to ever live on Crispia and everyone will live forever in her debt for stopping... herself from destroying the world.

Amber Sugar finally got a costume.Me and the other Amber Sugar anon all cheered.But also 7 costumes being released at once is crazy.We'll probably get a lot of resources for anni so it';; be easier to get them but still.Now do a Tiramisu Super Epic for Christmas

>>1870493
I was reading your comment on the fence of checking the news and if they gave tiramisu a new costume and then...oh boy :/

>>1870168
>Which is the last thing you want for the character who will be introduced in the anniversary update, has been hyped up as the "final" boss for years now, and the central character who determines the fate of Earthbread
And then she gets her ass handed to her, but SURPRISE, her Ultimate Dough baby is ready, infused with the power of ALL the Beasts and they're the TRUE Final Boss.

>>1870513
>her Ultimate Dough baby is ready, infused with the power of ALL the Beasts and they're the TRUE Final Boss.
And with the Wind Archer cookie premier it will be able to be talk no jutsu'd to death because it was introduced to peace and understanding during its development.

>>1868969
Magic blessings are an issue if you try to reach top 500, and even then you can do it with sope half hassed rolls.

If you're using the top combi (Sparkling + noodle woman) you need to skip the magnet before the section with 2 blasts so you can go a tiny bit further and proc the last Sparkling's skill ans trust me, it's hard as fuck.
Or you can use the izi modo combi wich is Walnut/Sparkling with the same treasure as top combi. Don't forget to maximize the giant mode, even if you miss some rainbows.

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>>1870195
You know what would make it work/have stakes? If the two were still connected in a way that, if one dies, the other does too. Like with Final Fantasy 10, it was revealed that Tidus was part of The Fayth that the final boss, Yu Yevon, was using. Thing is, Tidus kept this to himself so that everyone in the party didn't hold back against Yu Yevon.
Also, sharing my favorite track from the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC1VmGXiEFw

>>1870518
>you need to skip the magnet before the section with 2 blasts so you can go a tiny bit further and proc the last Sparkling's skill ans trust me, it's hard as fuck.
Figured there was some weird ass strat the Koreans found. I'll just use that Walnut/Sparkling combo, I'm assuming it's the same pet as the Sparkling/Jjajang?

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The Summon Squad. Thanks DS.

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holy cute
bday!!

>>1870521
I really thought that's what the writing is going for. That if anything bad happens to WL or DE, that the other half dies, but I have a feeling there will be some sort of asspull.

>>1870528
Amber Sugar actually got something for once, wonder if Melon Bun or Goblin will at some point too.

>>1870523
Cappucino's pet, yeah.
Should be fairly easy to reach top 5%.

>>1870141
>I mean shit this is the girl who was completely open to desecrating a grave on what was was essentially a hunch. This woman is unbearable but there's got to be some sort of super waifu fagging happening behind the scenes to let her keep trucking on.
Eh, a majority of the Ancients had their own issues going on too like Dark Cacao

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maybe next month.

>>1870524
Summoners is such a fun archetype
I hope they keep feeding it in the future

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>>1870625
Waiting for my girl to get her MC.

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>>1870158
>WL was just kind of glowing and then the transformation sequence animation was at like 3 frames per second.
Agreed, like we JUST had Holly's in the last Beast/Ancient update.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BytMFmNVPL8

>>1870611
Hope you'll get some content soon, Yoganon.
As a Spinach fan, I've been so happy she got one (1) box of dialogue in the event story.
Liking unpopular cookies is suffering.

>>1870524
How the shit can you even survive? I thought you'd want Cotton for some heals but I guess in the current era of rocket tag with revives what's even the point.

No way are we getting a legendary pet and treasure already when we just had Obscure Umbra.

>>1870792
that's kinda just the update cycle for OB by now, a buff for an older legendary cookie with either a pet, a candy or both + costume 3 or so months after a new legendary

>>1870807
At least long time players can rest easy since by now, most who've been playing should have most of the old ones maxed in levels and candy. It's the newer dudes I feel sorry for.

>>1870729
Was thinking about it, but then I'd have 3 Support Cookies on the team, and my autism wouldn't allow it. At least Nutmeg heals, just gotta work on Salt Cellar.

>>1870792
Every two months anon, every two months.
But since it's only a legendary pet, you don't need the horrendous grind to max the candy so it's okay. Don't even have to bother if you don't have the candy already.

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>be gold cheese
>barely holding on after spice turned you into a kfc bucket
>break out of jail
>go thru a bunch of bullshit
>you finally find burning spice
>hola
https://youtu.be/yNCgpaMlOcs?si=2nTcy9hOgtAPWWw-

>>1870569
Tried it anon, got to 4.9%, thanks again.

trillion run fucking sucks dude
literally all the same problems as random run
we did not need random run 2

>>1871135
At least random run gives you guaranteed rewards every week.I maxed out the free pass in trillion run in like 2 failed attempts and 2 succesful ones.I think this is meant to be a gamemode for old players with nothing better to do

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what the fuck

>>1871159
I think she likes you anon.

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White Lily got her own video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZS1TmoE0QQ
>To Shadow Milk Cookie, you're not just a clown, but an entire circus
lmao

>>1871159
univers way of telling u abt ur high blood sugar levls

>>1871193
>To Shadow Milk Cookie, you're not just a clown, but an entire circus
Genuienly wtf? this is like Proto-Ai tier level insult, its not even funny. leave the comedy to the clown please eugh spare me the secondhand lobotomies

>>1871193
>and to golden cheese chookies *sweats* i know forgiveness is difficult, take as much time as you need.
This is so fucking backhanded?? implying Golden cheese is the one that has issues?? she didnt even apolgise., she doesnt apolgise in game either. what vendetta does wetwilly have against golden cheese??

>>1871240
>Salt Cellar Cookie
>High Blood Sugar

I'm sorry. My autistic ass won't let that slide. I think you're thinking of high blood pressure, not high blood sugar.

>>1871193
Wow. Scat porn. awesome …Lmao… They pasted the gaggy pornface on her to…woooowee…. a doggy shited on willy….aooh oh my god

>>1871193
>>1871241
>>1871244
As much as I agree, this is in-character for WL. Her skills in taking accountability are on par with her roasting skills.

>>1871244
>"I know forgiveness is difficult, take as much time as you need."
Worst part is, this could have "worked." WL could have easily added some melodramatic line like, "I can understand if you don't forgive me. I wouldn't forgive me either." Boom. GC isn't implied to be the irrational one, and WL keeps her pity party going.

>>1871244
Shes the only one that still gives her shit, even tho everyone else had forgiven already, despite pv still pushin for her.
Even then, its kinda of a stretch, pv still simps for her, holly is just happy shes around and cacao is too busy going >muh kingdom >muh son to even bother.
Not like id be on lilys side her, since it was her fault in the first place, but i think enough time has passed to bury the hatchet, at least thats what the game think anyways

If anyone watched the OB championship,they gave out a coupon for 1k rainbow cubes,it's RAINBOWWORLD2025

>>1871633
Already exipred kek. Thanks anyways.

>>1871638
Sorry,I was too lazy to convert timezones and just assumed it would last another hour.Here's hoping they give out another one tomorrow and I'll post it then.
>>1870528
Dreamweaver's a super epic and the rest are rares with matching pet costumes,except for Somnionimbus which is epic.You can use dream orbs to get them.

>>1871646
>expiring a coupon so quickly
For what reason? Do the devs really think the people playing this game are gonna be able to watch their silly E-sport videos at the drop of a hat? Not even Brawl Stars does that.

>>1871767
It's to drum up viewership.If you know that during the stream there is going to be a code given out that is redeemable for maybe an hour after it ends,you're going to tune in even if you don't give a fuck about the championship itself.Regardless,it doesn't seem to be working,the stream had around 120 viewers on average and the preliminaries had 200 at their peak.Unless that's the average for e-sports or the korean numbers were higher.

>>1871295
>but i think enough time has passed to bury the hatchet,
Her entire civilization was genocided because of WL actions. How the fuck do you even get over that.

>>1872100
>but i think enough time has passed to bury the hatchet
>GC's entire civilization was genocided because of WL
It is talks like these that make me wish the story will accept that GC may always hold some resentment towards WL, but I have a feeling GC will have her arm twisted because "enough time has passed" and "WL is sowwy."

>>1872100
>>1872113
Well its not like the civilization is completly gone, its just that the souls of the residents have been put on ice inside the vr simulator. As long as the cheese birds keep it running, theyll be back eventually
White lily can probably help out with that once everything is over

>>1872120
This, GC can accept her help, but forgiveness is a long road, but possible.

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>Stake Cookie was a right bastard this whole time
>Escargot was a secret agent and the whole cruise was just one big honeypot
Huh, not gonna lie, didn't see this coming, well played Devsister.

It was SteakI can't decide if I'm mad my guess was incorrect or just bad at mysteries.

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>>1872120
you niggas are a developmental downslope.

Proof SS is a woman

>Kukusi won
Neat,I completely beefed my preliminary predictions and got zero correct,glad I voted for him just for that.Also no rainbow cube code,but CHAMPIONISCOMING should still be valid for 2k crystals

this tower defense minigame doesn't make any sense, man

>>1872590
I thought it was pretty cut and dry, though it's pretty barebones as tower defenses go. What issue are you having?

>>1872597
>>1872590
If i had to guess its the rng, cause runs most of the times will just not give you what you want, no matter how many times you press the summon button, even if fully invested in summon%
But just to make sure im thorough, heres what you do
In hard mode, right as the run starts, summon till you are out of currency. Then get atk spd to level 3 and hope you get lucky. You are aiming for epic units, the more the better, this way you wont have problems with summoning the hero units.
Rare and epic units dont have recipes like the heroes do cause, the way it works is that if you summon a unit thats identical to one that you have, theyll fuse into a completly random unit that higher rarity (two commons get a random rare, two rares and random epic). I dunno how you are still able to get something like frost queen, as she requires two financiers, but that is what the game tells you.
Once you get at least two hero units, go all in on atk till it becomes too expensive, then go atk spd
I highly suggest to grind on normal mode first to level up your units tho

Which cookie is an autistic virgin ?

>>1872616
gingerbrave

A cookie raped me....

What's the new seasonal recipe for Guild Runs this time around?

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>>1872605
For me, it's
>prioritize attack lvl
>summon cookies
>then work on the summon lvl
>atk spd in lvl increments of 5 lvls
It's cool we have burning spice and aegis hollyberry, but seeing some more beasts and awakeneds would be extra swell
>frost queen now epic
>black pearl and pitaya dragon now elite
what the fug...

>map maker
finally, a way to make forbidden blasphemies
ovenbreak has been getting te good stuff

I have to admit,Orange cookie's nightmare switching your jump and slide buttons got me a few times.Also what's the last nightmare?All I get is "something's different about the obstactes!" for the hint but I don't see shit when that happens so what's different?Also can the gacha stop giving me Dreamweaver's pet costume,I got it like 3 times already.

SUMM% is completely useless, don't even bother upgrading it

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>decide to fap to some cookies
>go to find some good stuff
>assaulted by trans man cookie porn
Never again

>>1873001
>trans man cookie porn
Uh chest scar stuff ?

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>>1872818
Finally a way to powergrind events.

>>1873023
I think anon is talking about the "art" of male cookies with vaginas, but covered in body hair. I've seen the shit. I'm not sure why anyone would find it sexy either. I guess ugly likes ugly.

>>1873066
>covered in body hair
Are they implying that the witches forgot to wear hair nets when baking?

Fuck some of these cookies look delicious... which ones do you think would not mind letting i get a little lick ?

>>1873074
Knowing those "artists," that implications would make the art hotter to them.

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>>1873084
Wishful thinking. It took me just two days to get her magic candy to +20. I. WAS. READY.

How to kill that one 22 million hp regenerating ball at the endless strawberry tower

>decide to search cookie lewds
>get blasted with infinite gayness

>>1873126
Use reverse psychology on the search engine. Look up gayness to get straight shit.

awakened frost queen when

>>1873121
You need strong dpses with loads of dmg resist bypass on their beascuits, like wind archer, but if you already have those, and its just the hp, you might need awakened dark cacao or gold cheese, just something to kneecap the healing
>>1873158
She already had that plotline, she got a crystal jam instead

>>1873126
>Decide to look at western porn
>Surprised it's only dicks and furries with shit art to boot

>>1873200
>check pixiv
>get blasted with infinite SOUL

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Is the onyl way of getting the new epic tresure to buy it first from the gold gem shop?

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>>1873226
what
you mean the legendary one right?
cause the epic one is always in the gacha
and no technically but you have to either
>get extremely lucky in the treasure gacha
>buy it with money
>buy it from the gem shop with those 2 rainbow stars, 8000 gold stars and finishing the title mission too
pretty much that

Where is the salt cellar cookie porn?

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>>1873244
Yeah, that's the one I meant, my bad.
Guess I won't be getting that treasure for a while then, I still need another of those rainbow stars and am still too new to get them from scoring big in breakouts, fuck me sideways, I just maxed out the trident like last week.

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>>1872590
it's fun if you got the rhythm for it, like getting rares and epics (especially skipping on the random hero, 80 cookie tokens ain't worth it) just constant grinding too
>>1873089
>cookie run
>run with feet
>no feet art
It is for the best

>>1873244
I have enough legendary gems from breakouts to get it,I just need to level up Milky Way for the title to get it.I'm considering skipping her because Dream Jelly is much cuter and I was working on the hourglass since I've already had the meteor and the trident maxed.

>>1873165
I am new so i do not have too many cookies, so far the ones above epic that i have are:
Elder faerie
Pitaya dragon
Eternal sugar
Burning spice
Hollyberry
Awakened golden cheese
Pure vanilla
Black pearl
Sea fairy
Moonlight (got this one jam)
Stardust

>>1873517
Oh yeah, you absolutely need wind archer

No anon you can not mix your cum into the dough

>>1873918
But I wanna give the cookies a gooey center

every week i hate random run a little more

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Halloween roti is here
Shes jams to her megaphone as her neutral animation, its the fucking cutest
https://files.catbox.moe/xlnjh8.mp4
I think they forgot to add effects to her missles for her ult, but shes so cute, i dont even care.

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nice

Started playing Tower of Adventure about five days ago and I managed to pull Wind Asparagus with the 20 rolls you can get using gems. Am I doing it right?

>>1874215
More like, you got insanely lucky
Those you used, plus all the others that you get from the missions arent even enough to hit pity, and you need to have asperagus to even clear some of those
You gonna have to shell out a lot of money if you want to get her to high promotions, and her artifact too, its kinda why a lotta people are unhappy with the game, which is fair, but, id be lying if i said this actually bothered me.
Candy drop is still the de facto best tagger, and plantain is still a serviceable wind tagger.
I managed to max out iris on launch beforehand, but i completly flubbed it with dew, but i still have my rockstar, so im still fine, and since theres no way in hell im getting wind asperagus, i decided to play catchup and build up other cookies. I gave my light squad a much needed power boost by building up my roti and i finally got around to build my mochi. Best decision ive made
Now as im in the process in getting all my dpses to skill level 12, it really does feel like ill never have any problems with single content ever again

I accidentally found art of a character from CRK and became unreasonably obsessed with him but I still haven't downloaded the game.
If I were to download it, what am I in for?

>>1874971
Colourful auto battler gambling simulator with some minigames + farm sim like hayday

>>1874998
How long will it take me to get my beloved?

>>1875000
just say the name dude, if its an epic then sure as long as they're in the mileage shop
if superepic+ then you have to roll for it

>>1875005
It's Shadow Milk Cookie. He looks like a character I was working on a few years ago.

>>1875011
i think there's a Might of the Beasts thing where you can get one for free, shadow milk should be included

>>1875053
Its not
Might of the beast only has two right now, mystic flour and burning spice
You gonna have to wait till the filler update in november for him to show up

>>1875053
>>1875065
So what should I do to prepare?

>>1875067
Nothing, you just wait till it drops
The way it works is that you just pick the beast you want, and you immediatly get it, and after that you do a bunch of missions so that you can use the beast in all modes of the game

>>1875139
Ooh. I can't wait then. I'll build a status of him while I wait.

>>1875146
Remember to focus in main campaign progress to be able to quickly complete might of the beasts

Please stop molesting the cookies

>>1875401
no

>>1875403
Almond...

>>1875403
Eternal Sugar...

>>1875403
Latte...

>>1875403
Pure Vanilla...

So what's the deal with Wild Asparagus Cookie? Not in terms of anything to do with personality, but why would anyone bake such a badly flavoured cookie? How am I supposed to eat this?

>>1875462
It's the same logic behind Beet Chocolate Cake. Some people can't stand the taste of veggies, so they have to add it in sweets to make them taste less veggie-like.

>>1875459
Pure Vanilla the kind of cookie to molest you and when you call him out over it he blames it on his cataracts and being unable to see where he's going even though everyone knows damn well he's able to see at least a little but everyone always lets it slide because he's basically Jesus

>>1875505
Pure Vanilla Cookie gives an all new meeting to being "touched by the holy spirit."

>>1875462
Some fatasses will eat anything if you drown it in sugar and butter first.

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>>1875462
Well, we've got stranger flavors for cookies like in kingdom, hollyberry is poisonous, eternal sugar sounds like cocaine, and menthol plus seltzer? What's with those flavors?

And surprised the update before crob's 9th anniversary gave us the terrestrial treat that is the steak cookie - speaking of edible cookies, why hasn't there been a regular chocolate chip, or a peanut butter cookie? They're mostly ocs like with pic related.

>>1874998
Personally I've been impressed that the storytelling and EN voice acting is as good as it is for a silly little cookie gaming. Puts pretty much every other gacha I've dabbled in to shame.

>>1875521
You just reminded me there is a Bacon flavoured cookie in Tower of Adventure

>>1875529
Speaking of ToA, how good is Roasted Bacon Cookie? I'm looking for a character to focus on that plays similar to Iris Cookie.

>>1875533
I'm not sure, I only just started playing it. I just was saying because I saw Roasted Bacon in the roster and spent the next hour wondering what a Bacon flavoured cookie would taste like and even considering trying to bake something but realizing that would be a waste of time and likely food

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Collecting all nightmares is such a painful experience, who approved this shit.

>>1875537
If you like bacon, it be worth the experiment. I've had chocolate-covered bacon before and I liked it. Honestly, it's hard to fuck up a recipe if bacon is the main ingredient.