You want summa them Cookie Run Games? We gotchu. We got so many Cookie Run Games to discuss, and we're sure you're going to talk about EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. Right? Here's all the latest:Ovenbreak>Operation: Now Hiring - Get into the TBD and plant fondue C4 at the designated location!>Meet Dark Fondue Cookie - Disrespect her! Fight the system!>New Rewind Feature - Fix your mistakes in your runs! You didn't beat the game!>New costumes and jelly shapes!>Chestnut Cookie has somehow not noticed temporal rifts! What an idiot!>New Treasure -Twirling Timepiece! Get them points!>Meet PAIN De Campagne Cookie soon!Kingdom>Meet Dark Enchantress Cookie (New Witch Rarity [Unrelated to a Wicked™ Collab]) and Mold Dough Cookie (Epic)!>5th Anniversary Festival - Get sweet rewards at the Plaza with your special Guest, Fresh Apple Fairy Cookie!>Emblem of Darkness, Grand Darkness Pass, Path of the Absolute and Beast-Yeast events to get Dark Enchantress Cookie!>Star-Spire of Resonance - New Mode to upgrade and obtain cookies from certain elements!>New Legendary Costumes for Shadow Milk Cookie and Eternal Sugar Cookie - This is going off-script!>Guardian of the Rift is back - And harder than ever!>Bear Jelly Rush is here . new mini game mode to match-3 pies! - Where have we've seen this before?>Beast-Yeast Episode 13 Available - Being edged at the edge of light and darkness before the grand climax!Tower of Adventures>Meet Melanchream Cookie (Legendary) and Shallot Cookie (Epic) - New and strong dark type cookies very important to the plot!>Respective Legendary and Epic artifacts for both Cookies added - Invincible for a few seconds with the right combinations!>Abyss Raid Season 2 - Obtain Shallot Cookie's first costume by beating harder difficulties, or splurge in the costume gacha for her second one!>Reworks and Rebalancing for early adventure and story mode to make a smoother experience and give better rewards!
Witch's Castle BLAST>Meet First Berry Cookie (First Rarity) and Mistletoe Cookie (Epic)! >Added Mistletoe Baskets Gimmick and New Cookie Skill buffs!>New Main Puzzle Levels 4,751 to 4,800! - Fun is Infinite!Puzzle World>Meet Maple Taffy Cookie! He ended up in the wrong game!>We found Micmac hiding in the game files! Sneaky!>A large pool of jam was discovered where we last left Skating Queen Cookie's future development!>0.3 new levels added!Is 2026 CRG starting off right? Do any cookies creep you out? Is Fig Cookie Anon happy about the new costume? What would you do with Timekeeper's powers? What's your favorite cookie run track? Does Baguette Cookie have a good design? How many Cookie Run Games are you juggling in the big 26? Discuss all things Cookie Run!2026! Birthday Cake Cookie would like for you to know the 26th element on the periodic table is Iron! Iron is actually the second most abundant metal on earth and necessary for the creation of steel! It's what makes your bloodjam so red! What a nice mineral it is too! It improves your sleep and memory! It reduces fatigue! Just make sure you don't consume too much! We love our iron though! Where would we be without it? Cast iron, rebar, radiators and grates! How great! Be sure to be thankful for iron today!Birthday Cake Cookie would like to remind you that the g in /crg/ stands for GAMES, not general! The rules state that threads that talk about a specific game are considered generals, which belong on /vg/! However, these threads are centered around MULTIPLE games of different genres! For example, Cookie Run: Ovenbreak is a runner! Cookie Run: Kingdom is a townbuilding RPG! Cookie Run: Puzzle World is a match three puzzler! Devsisters is currently working with a multitude of Cookie Run Games of different genres right now as well! These threads have never been to talk about a singular game! These threads are not generals and do not fit general specifics! Please keep this in mind forever, thank you!
Is there a Cookie Run image booru? Asking because I know I've seen it discussed before and I've seen funny memes people made and shared about Anon with the cookies, including my waifu
I don't like that you need Dark Fondue to progress past the first stage,but Cream Puff buff is nice.The game keeps crashing on me though.Making rewind time-limited was probably for the best but why did they add the daily limit too?At least it's useable in Breakout,even though i wanted to use it in cookie trials the most
Shoutout to the joker who put this up at MTSU
I’m sticking to easy mode in this new dessert mini game.
>>1937825no and there wont' ever be one apparently
what did she mean by this
>>1938182she's only letting the kingdom timeline continue to exist because it's funny and gives the cookie goverment a reason to keep TBD to fix White Lily's constant shitstains of actions that lead to her becoming Dark Enchantress, obviously.
>>1938279Was I stupid for thinking this was about Longan doing some reincarnation bullshit with Dragon Eye
does anyone have that "beasts vs ancient cookies" image similar to picrel?it was drawn in mspaint
Did some art!>>1937796>Is 2026 CRG starting off right? Well, It could be slightly better after the bit of a fumble that the start of CROB was with the main update, I didn't care too awful much and didn't play any of that cycle, but now with CRK's big anniversary alongside TBD update is showing to be a LOT better! Been liking how it's going so far, hope they keep it more consistent and less of a banger and then meh stuff!>Do any cookies creep you out? That one anglerfish dude in Sugarteara is meant to be creepy, so I guess him, bit of a wasted design on a lot of the sea-like cookies ngl, that one evil captain dude on CRK that was used as a cop out for the bad things oyster cookie's ancestor did to make black pearl cookie's story tragic or whatever also doesn't look too good.>Is Fig Cookie Anon happy about the new costume? I can assure you, yes!>What would you do with Timekeeper's powers? I just wanna slow down time when I'm in a drawing session so it doesn't take literal hours to make a piece so that I can enjoy the day more and work on another or use the whole day to do something else>What's your favorite cookie run track?I'd probably have to review all of the ones with lyrics by that point, so i won't consider those since they'd be at the top, but my Top 3 are these>3 CRK's Today's Bounties ThemeOf all things to have such a short but cool theme, I find the song really good.>2 : LINE/Kakao main theme while on a runIt's the basis for OvenBreak's intro theme and most of those leitmotif tracks, very essential, also used in "Go For It!" that is a vocal track, I just love it>1: Timekeeper's ThemeStraight up one of the most iconic songs they've made and keeps being used and referenced as a leitmotif for the TBD and the cookies in it for a reason, a good chunk of the song themes for other cookies there.>Does Baguette Cookie have a good design? Yes she makes my penis big>How many Cookie Run Games are you juggling in the big 26? CRK, CROB and ToA!
Has anyone received ranking rewards for season one of the Guardian of the Rift event, yet?
Spent so many gems levelling up Bamboo Blade that now I have fuck-all for the new cookie, even Xitang cookie is not fully leveled and now there's a new treasure.
>>1939572The gist is that if you’re not absurdly rich in diamonds, it’s not worth it to max a legendary
>>1939374I got pity points because I couldn't beat hard mode @__@
>>1937796>Is Fig Cookie Anon happy about the new costume?Hey Bday Cake Anon! I can assure you I am over the moon, had to draw pic related to celebrate.I don't really play Cookie Run anymore or visit these threads but I had to at least pop back when I saw the new costume. I still love Fig and I treasure the times I've had here. Hope 2026 is treating you all well!
>>1937796>Birthday Cake Cookie would like to remind you that the g in /crg/ stands for GAMES, not general! The rules state that threads that talk about a specific game are considered generals, which belong on /vg/Y'know, I know it's been a while, but the rules on /vst/, /vm/, and /vmg/ were subtly updated to remove that rule on no generals, last I checked.
I'm stuck at 2/3 credit for "hire a cookie from Recommended" and I can't figure out why
>>1940032I am well aware!>>1939977Super cute Cream Unicorn! I like him a lot!
They gave him the halo but it sill looks boring as fuck
Holy fucking shit dude the ultimate cookie is just GingerBrave https://www.youtube.com/live/9xeugqS04cU?si=sao-jJVXA3c2SYOu
>Timekeeper, for whatever fucking reason, brings the bug Beasts concept into reality She’s just doing it for the love of the game
>>1940706still no idea how he won, didn't see anyone caring about this dude and the dragons are so popular they'll eventually get to kingdom too>>1940821The video says that he also steals the life force and powers of other cookies so they just made All For One from MHA into a cookie too lmao>>1940843>might as well test gingerbrave and this timeline if they want to stay
>>1940821Man, so many massive lore drops. It's hype seeing all the cookie lore from different games coming together.
>MORE beastslop>another fucking groupyaawn timekeeper mogs
>>1940821People are saying the first milk image is fanart,did anyone check?
>>1940936>Timekeeper cookie saw DE making her beasts and thought "I am gonna do that! But better with blackjack and hookers!"Kek. But if we are getting more dragons and Beasts then DE is gonna be meta for long ass time.
>>1940821niggerbrave
>the beast cookies were baked with BUGS>If you eat a beast cookies, you are actually eating ZE BUGSThat's nasty, wtf were the witches thinking?...Anyway... Which one is your favorite?
>>1940821>wizard cookie...means nothing to me...
>>1941157Isn't centipede a thing already?Also definitely Mystic Flour,she actually looks scary here.
>>1941157was kind of hoping that whatever came after the beasts would be truly brand new, but i guess they'll do anything to keep cash cow shadow milk in the main cast
>>1941174>was kind of hoping that whatever came after the beasts would be truly brand newEh, even if it wasn't the beast cookies the chances of something new were incredible. The dragons were already foreshadowed for years ever since Pitaya cookie first showed up (I doubt they will be happy about the existence of the moldy cookies either) and Timekeeper cookie and the TBD have been eyeing the Kingdom timeline for a while too. It was pretty obvious they would both get involved eventually. I also feel it's too early to get rid of the beast cookies. This is the end of Dark Enchantress arc, it doesn't necessarily mean the Beasts should go too. There whole thing is that they are mad at the witches but we have seen the witches they communicated with at all. There is still a lot of potential to explore there. Becoming bugs also relates to the original concept for them, they are actually becoming beasts now instead of cookies with the title of "Beast".
>Playing tower defense mode>had like three legendaries>at the end of hard mode though, summon a mango cookie and he stalls the boss from getting into Burning Spice's range>lose the runShould I just sell this guy whenever I see him?
>>1941273why didn't you move burning spice closer to the boss? are you retarded?
What the fuck do you mean just as long are they shoving every single groupslop arc in there or what?Even the dragons didn't get that much content.
oh boy i wonder how will the fandom react to this cosplayer>>1941319you can move the units?>>1941363they could just shovel either all the tbd lore to kingdom and/or retelling gingerbrave's story in there too
>>1941403on one side, too white, cultural appropriation, etc.on another, tits too small, hips too thin, etc.Very cool, share the next ones
>>1941157what the fuck is Shadow Milk supposed to be? I forgot>>1941363>Something ¨significant¨ will happen between timekeeper and croissantwill they fuck?
>>1941457>what the fuck is Shadow Milk supposed to be? I forgot Praying Mantis.
Finally got Dark Enchantress Cookie, this witch is pretty intense, but hiring her was my best bet for clearing that beast-yeast 13-30. Also added my pity gains, like that fancy fit like matcha cookie and butter roll cookie.>>1937727>What's the fucking point of nerfing the trade harbor coin shop againAnother coin sink, think I still got a billion or so coins. I wish there was a sink for that caramel spyglass, the map fragments, the topping enhancers, and those brown and red vials used to ascend cookies and the crystal jams + magic candies>>1937825No cookie booru, but there's a crg archive from a few threads ago. There's also a /v/ booru from past threads too.
>GingerBrave actually was the ultimate cookie>the first witches from Witches castle actually were the Beast cookies parentsWhat the actual fuck, how were the theorists this spot on about everything?
>>1940821>"Ultimate cookie comes straight out of the oven">Dark Caco cookie:
Wonder if the season 2 title is the same as the season 1 title.
Share your builds
From time to time I wish I had cleaner portraits in the Cookies menuAnd for Hollyberry and Vanilla to have their civil costumes from when they didn't reveal they are the Ancient heroesAnd Shadow Milk Animatronic boss as a costume too
>>1942007that third one looks like absoluite shit and would not even be visible for anything lower than 5* and 5*A
>>1942042I suggest both of those only for the Highest grade
Post your favorite CR fanart. It can be lewd, cute or cool. I just want to save more to my folder
>>1942335
>>1942335Granny.
>>1942335my beautiful wife who one day will get a rework and a trial and a new costume perhaps
>>1942335Screenshot in memory games is op, so at least the rewards are easygoing, not as generous as that snakes and ladders minigame event dough,
My art book came today! Sorry for shit quality though, I have to work soon.
>yfw hollyberry catches you in the hotsprings (its mixed day and shes drunk)
>>1940821Think we're gonna see an awakened Gingerbrave then?
>>1943717What would he even look like?His most defining trait is that he's a basic bitch both clothes personality and design wise,and unless they do a mega starmie I doubt devsis would be willing to change it
>>1941565>GingerBrave the franchise mascot not being important were he is basically the chosen one on each and every single game, lorewise he always wins against legendary cookies and world ending threats despite being a common cookie gameplay wise (AKA plot armor)>The Witches created the Beasts, the Witches turned into cookies in Witch's Castlewoah
>>1942437I'm still a bit salty that some of the older cookies still don't have trials, like you guys can't get an intern to come up with something to start it off?
>>1943520Ha ha, I'm in danger.
>>1943520
>>1941564Can someone repost the crg archive and the /v/ booru? I tried checking desuarchive but it doesn't have /vmg/ on its list
>>1943520>>1944263How tall is Hollyberry? Either way she can rape me
>>1944841Shes beeg muscle lady coded, she might look fat, but thats cause of the dressYou can make comparisons around that
>>1945007I bet she's like 7 feet tall, and yes she can rape me
>>1943520>”OHhhhhH my DEAAAArest FRIEND, AnOn…you wish TO join MEEEeee in the mixed BATHhhhsss?? It is a mixed day today, soooo weeee can both have a baaath togetherrrr~ Ougghhh, just meeee and youuuuu~”
>>1943222POST THE SILENT SALT PAGE ALREADY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, and not just one singular part of it, EVERY. LAST. PAGE
>two new Cookies>Shining Berry Cookie & Neon Danish Cookie >none of them are Fire TaggersDevsis please... I don't want to use Mala anymore.
>>1945416Fire tagger will drop the update after along with the next guardian, pheonix pepper
>>1944262>older cookies still don't have trialsfeature creep, and usually the every 15 days update, the focus is solely in the latest updated epic or legendary cookies, pets, and treasures and the "old cookies" gets an event costume or super epic costume.>>1944834>desuarchiveIt's arch b4k dev though.
>>1945509Oh finally, a the Epic Fire Tagge->new Legendary as wellOh lord.
>>1945575That's it, thank you! Just didn't know the archive
I play crob on both my phone and pc, the ONLY cookie that makes me game lag to all hell is lychee dragon, all other cookies dont lag my shit its only this one, fuck you lychee
>>1943829Just give him a big annoying ass aura. Not everyone need a stupid hat.
>>1941565>95% of new First Milk fanart will now have Shadow Milk accompanying herThe monkey’s paw curls
>>1946855not like she was getting any because anything that isn't OvenBreak and Kingdom get fanart
>Cookie Run Universe >Upcoming Releases and Key Events2026>March Cookie Run: Oven Smash, DevNow >Project CC scheduled for release in the second half of the year2029 (Cookie Run's 20th anniversary)>Project N scheduled for releaseThere's a lot of new cookies in that image and it appears there's at least 3 that are future like versions of GingerBrave, GingerBright and Strawberry CookieAnd yeah sure why not let's just make a breath of the genshin cookie run
>>1947757That sounds quite ambitious! So this is like a mmo, open world experience? Hoping to see some mycookies.
>>1947757i dont like open world gacha games, but im kinda excited for a cookie run one, i hope devsis gets more creative with the world building and isnt just "this will be cookie run in 2013"also people are saying that project CC is an idle rpg, so cookie wars its back i guess?? the artstyle is gorgeousalso doctor bones is there! shame pizza isnt
>>1947757I just want them to make sure OvenSmash is good. Gimmie String Cheese and Melon Soda
>>1947757Can't wait for Cookie Run Star Rail>No, Tower of Adventures does not count because it's real time cringe, not turn based
>>1947973Project CC really does seem like a celebration of Cookie Run with all the familiar faces and new ones
https://youtu.be/OtRunCIXGOc?si=Rmu1pEIzheaWrbKd Now you will watch this too
>>1949131I'd lick pizza cookie all over too if i could
>>1940821It's gonna be GingerBright, ain't it?
>>1949995that's literally just gingerbrave but if made with legendary+ powers
That’s a HUGE Cake Witch!
>>1941174Anon, we knew for a while that after the Beasts we were getting the Kingdom's version of the Dragon plotline and eventually Timekeeper. The only things that have changed are that the crown cakehound plot is apparently being picked up again and they're bringing the First Witches into CRK to finally start unifying the lore, but the general foundation of what comes next post-Beast Yeast has always been the same.
>>1950249The only reason I can even tell this thing is still fundamentally cake/candy based is the fact it has candycane fingernails.
>>1950249fuck it. Titmouth
>>1950352the only mouth that should be on her tits is mine
>>1950249Even though Timekeeper and Longan cookie are obviously more powerful than Dark Enchantress, Dark Enchantress feels more impressive in her feats. Think about it, she made a cake witch in the form of human. That's like recreating a creator diety.
>>1950249>>1950352>a pastry that I can actually have sex withThose mad devs have no idea what they have unleashed...
>>1950249>>1950457That's nightmare fuel
>>1950471>That's nightmare fuelYou say that like it's a bad thing
>>1950457>>a pastry that I can actually have sex withas opposed to?
>>1939347Wow Caramel Choux is no longer worthless!
>>1944263I read that as Bimbo Centre
>DE had a counter to the dragon she made a deal with>this means she knew that the dragon would find out she lied and gain it's power back, but also would actually join the alliance>also all her cookies are OP which means she just fucked around when they could've easily wiped the floor with the ancients before their awakenings and allianceThis is silly
>>1951252i mean keep in mind that canonically she had at least like 4 to 5 years to actively do and plan things once she was out, not to mention that she'd have at least some kind of plans before the dark flour war toothose mold cookie's whole thing is that they're strong but also crumble very easily if you can get a hit in, though they can be recovered somehow
>>1950456Longan literally flash-froze the entire planet and nearly broke the multiverse hard enough that even Timekeeper was worried. That's far beyond anything DE has done, even if she has recreated a Witch (and note not all witches are created equal - the second batch of witches who Dark Enchantress slaughtered are FAR inferior to the First Witches).
>>1951443There's also the fact that Longan's Dragon Ball-er Orbs are leaking power, so much that criminal organization like the Cult of the Umbral Pact now wanna use them. Like what's stopping other groups like Steak Cookie's gang from trying to use them?
>Leaks are out>Silent Salt actually DID ITThe age of blue clown faggotry...It's finally over...We're free! FREE!!!
what the fuck
>>1951911THAT'S MY FUCKING COMMANDER
Omigosh, she's adorable.
someone kill the fucking dough cookies already holy shit they are so miserable
>To Be Continued
startin'
>>1952085quite patheticalso got only 5 soulstones for purple mold cookie
>>1952016they already said it was going to be at least 3 chapters
>>1951990>thinking even death will free them
>>1951911I KNEEL LORD COMMANDER
>>1951911I FUCKING KNEEEEEEEEEEL.
>>1951979>pom-pom dough cookieI thought her spores are like bombs just like candy apple cookie, also, devsis really likes their heterochromia cookies>5AYou must really like that cookie, anon. Is she good lately?>SupportPlease be a chaos and poison healer hee hee
>finally a good light dpsShinning berry is a fucking beast, people will never complain about light dpses being trash ever againI dont even need a new fucking support with her around, but rest assured neon will shit all over lemon too
>>1951911I doubt devsis will kill off their cashcow after giving him this many cutscenes,he's going to come back after the cliffhanger with plot armor for sure.
>>1952312First, I just needed a break from this blue faggot, secondly, some of the best villians become better when humbled.
>>1952372Fair enough,I like bastards as much as the next guy but I also like when they get bullied for it.
>>1952312He was simply deceiving everyone into thinking he was dead! Because deceit!
>>1952312It's already been confirmed that all the beasts are coming back (as bugz) because of Timekeeper acording to the devtalk. It's still super cathartic to see Shadow Milk get run through with a sword. He's a character who we all thought would get redeemed because Pure Vanilla is way too nice to him. Silent Salt atleast trying to murder him is way better than Pure Vanilla doing a Steven Univere style redemption for his bitch ass.
>>1952626>It's already been confirmed that all the beasts are coming back (as bugz) because of Timekeeper acording to the devtalk.I really fucking hate time travel as much as multiverse shit. NO ONES EVER REALLY GONE
Mystic Flour continues to have the best aesthetics of all the beasts. Even trapping them in a giant lotus pod/steamer basket is fucking metal as hell. Shame she has such little screen time but we need more time for clown town because that's the only one that ever matters.
>>1952656You silly Billy. This is a Gacha game. No one can die during the main story unless they were already dead long ago before the story began.
>>1952676what about elder faerie
>>1952662>"Shame she has such little screen time but we need more time for clown town because that's the only one that ever matters."When she:>Actually fought this time instead of "it was all a dream like last chapter">Dark Caco cookie needed help from ancient cookie friends, Crunchy chip cookie, and even a seasoned war vet like Tea Knight Cookie>her hands actually fucking killed Cream Wolf>even got Stormbringer cookie to get off her ass and smite her with the power of Dark Cacao's dragonI thought Mystic Flour's fight was pretty fantastic all things considered. It wasn't all like Eternal Sugar Cookie's fight which can be summed up as:>ES: "Plz, plz, plz stay in my sex dungeon Hollyberry! I'll even invite your friends!!!">Hollyberry: "...Firespirit Cookie, get the flamethrower..."
Fucking Finally OvenSmash is herehttps://x.com/crovensmash/status/2021782978050044027?s=46&t=UPMZ9z6f-4FV-jeOs2fgrQhttps://youtu.be/HmXJvkdH5Xc?si=xz8SGbGofbQnG6hj>CookieRun's first urban fantasy PvP action game is here!>Pre-registration for CookieRun: OvenSmash is now live!>Pre-register today to get access to exciting content and exclusive rewards.>Welcome to Platter City, the city drawing Cookies from all over the world! >Are you ready to jump into a whole new kind of CookieRun experience?>Pre-register now!
>>1952676Elder Faerie ate shit and died anon, and he was a pretty major fucking character. Dark Enchantress is also probably dying at the end of the war, or at best, merging back into White Lily.
>>1952863I like how Eternal Sugar didn't even really fight because of how obsessed she was with trapping Hollyberry in her groomer sex dungeon, so it didn't take long at all for Fire Spirit to show up and instantly roast her. It's also kinda fitting how the moment any of the Guardians are allowed to do anything under their stations, they immediately wipe the floor with the Beasts to the point they're basically crippled for the rest of the war.
>>1952933Why do we need to pre-register twice
Damn he canonically got penetrated by a big black sword
>>1952933Some of these costumes are really goodhttps://youtube.com/shorts/OuCiE9CkozQ?si=Lo6vXPGQwSGPAGV_
>>1953043Would
>>1952933Holy shit I wanna main Blackberry cookie
WHY THE FUCK RYE COOKIE HAS BEAUTIFUL SKINS IN BOTH OF THE 3D GAMES BUT IN THE 2D SHE'S FUCKING FORGOTTEN??
>>1953043Why is Gingerbrave cosplaying as Vince McMahon
>>1953046I want Tiger Lily cookie to rape me
>>1952863Dyke burning was funny
>>1952933got excited thinking it was the smash clone did that one get canned?
>>1953549whatthere was never a smash/platform fighter clone ever plannedthis one was a game that did take a shit ton of time to get done tho
>>1953020Still surprised that in one of the many new chapter guides, saw a build that's big on cooldown for both having the cream puff cookie and dark enchantress cookie for most of latest chapter 14's stages. Currently stuck with 14-25, and that's using the likes of APVanilla, AWLily, ESugar, DE, and SSalt lately. Treasures? Usual scroll, whistle, and epic stopwatch>>1953046I like this maid tiger lily, hair over one eye's real sex.
Literally, what the fuck is White Lily Cookie supposed to do against THIS!?
>>1954459let these 3 fight for oncethat's itsomehow these 3 beat the shit out of it in the stage you fight it as and it gets solvedit's gonna end like that and your're gonna like it
>>1954459>>1954461You guys forget that Dark Enchantress taking this form is JUST for the sake of being powerful enough to endure lighting the Oven and completing the Ultimate Cookie. This STILL isn't the final boss.
>>1954527anon we all saw the ultimate cookie and there's a non-0-percent chance that this happens with gingerbrave and him to solve it too
This whole time I thought burning spice was the most pathetic of the beasts because his only justification for going sicko mode was lol bored But no apparently Shadow Milk really has his breakdown because there was something he couldn't answer and he decided to kill the entire world. That's even worse SHADOW MILK COOKIE YOU'RE PATHETIC. AND YOU'RE GAY
I'm stuck on the hard mode for beast yeast 14-15. the one with venom dough cookie. i'll switch over to normal just to finish the episode, but does any one have any tips?
>>1954574Shadow Milk, the most rapeable gay cookie in all of Earthbread
>>1954551Whilst likely, they're probably still going to have to fight it anyway before Gingerbrave can reason with it.
>>1954574Anon, Burning Spice's crash out wasn't because "lul bored" - that's just the surface level claim he makes because he can't/refused to articulate his growing displeasure with the state of the world. Burning Spice lost it because he was stuck watching civilizations grown and change and grow and then wither out and die, or crash and burn in the same way. He said it himself, how everything was changing and yet not changing at all despite that, repeating the same cycle over and over for eons on end. The problem is he thought purely in the sense of his role as someone who brought change and observed it happening, but did not intervene in the cycle of said change - instead opting to let civilizations live and die under their own merits. It's why he fucking hates Golden Cheese Cookie so much, because he's projecting onto her and is seething that she managed to break the same cycle of her civilization ending that he thought was inevitable (because unlike her, he never bothered to directly intercede and preserve any society he built up rather than let them die).All of the Beasts have these issues. They think purely in terms of their roles and have IMMENSE difficulty viewing things outside of them, so when shit happened that they couldn't solve through weight of their Virtue alone and without the First Witches to guide them, they snapped. It's especially bad for Shadow Milk, because as a being made to know all, his purpose may as well be moot when he can't even explain what happened to his creator or why they were made.
>>1954574>Shadow Milk >Pathetic and GAYI mean, yeah, he's the joker, the marx of beast-yeast, also destroying earthbread? That's like antithesis to DE, and probably on the tangent of the witches who still use that earthbread to consume cookies for power every now and then.>>1954606>Gingerbrave talks to it>He beats it because of a full-spec speech tree>This only exists in cutscenes>It is never applied in gameplaySo, uh, the cope here is that the 5-strong cookie teams we use in the story mode is just a manifested "personality" or "aspect" of Gingerbrave, so he's only powerful based on how many cookie encounters he has and internalized it as a sort of story appropriate supernatural and physical power?
>>1954967>I mean, yeah, he's the joker, the marx of beast-yeast, also destroying earthbread?This might come as a stretch, but I feel also feel like he's supposed to be a reference to The Cask of Amontillado by Edgar Allen Poe. He is the drunk jester Fortunato, while Silent Salt is the vengeful Montressor. His "turn the world into the chaos for the witches to notice him" is the Amontillado drink. Silent Salt essentially lures him into his downfall (aka the sealing of the wall) and Shadowmilk will never know why.
>>1954612Mucho texto
>>1954459>tfw her name changed from "Dark Enchantress Cookie" to just " Dark Enchantress"She fucking Gijinka'd herself. Fucking gnarly. (On side note though, could the soul jams have been used like this to bring back the human bodies of the first witches? If Dark Enchantress could humanify herself, what's stopping the witches who became cookies?)
>>1954985Impressive. Silent Salt DID seal the beasts especially Shadow Milk. I especially like the reference to that Cask of Amontillado, even then, having silent salt shutting up shadow milk for good is pretty apt. Also, the >>1953020 scene is unlocked somewhere between beast-yeast 14-27 to 30?>>1955004Jokingly, does she have cute feet? Anyways, WCB is completely separate from CRK since it looks like there's two sets of Gingerbraves that are interacting with the firsts in the former, and the ancients + beasts in the latter.
>>1954967>also destroying earthbread? That's like antithesis to DE, Pure Vanilla states that DE wants to drain "all the Life Energy of their world" and the Guardians of Nature reaffirm that her violation of Nature's laws WILL destroy all of Earthbread (possibly reality in general, given reality exists because of Nature) if she's not stopped. DE talks a big game about wanting "true freedom" for all cookiekind, but it's always been cope - she's completely gibberingly insane both because of what she went through and her usage of Black Magic, so all of her actions directly contradict her stated goals.>and probably on the tangent of the witches who still use that earthbread to consume cookies for power every now and then.That was only the second batch of witches who did that, and the game seems to be insistent that DE killed them all during the Witches Banquet. The First Witches (barring First Egg) wouldn't even think of consuming cookies like they did.
>>1955004>(On side note though, could the soul jams have been used like this to bring back the human bodies of the first witches? If Dark Enchantress could humanify herself, what's stopping the witches who became cookies?)Dark Enchantress had to do it via a combination of her immense mastery of Black Magic + draining all the Soul Jams + having an oven to toss her mortal shell into in order to "bake" her new body. And even then, it seems fundamentally unstable and like it's constantly on the cusp of falling apart, which fits with how Dark Enchantress states that what she's going to become will be "neither Witch, nor cookie". She's closer to the Unfathomable in nature than she is a true Witch.I don't think the First Witches could do the same. Both because it would require indulging in levels of Black Magic that would corrupt their minds and souls by default to even start, and it wouldn't even really create a stable 'human' body, just a warped parody that violates the laws of nature. I also don't think they'd WANT new non-cookie bodies if that's the price they'd have to pay.
Something I feel the need to note is that the Korean version apparently more or less confirms that SM was the one who led to the corruption of the other Emissaries, which was theorized but had no explicit confirmation until now. It makes him losing it hit harder since it means he tormented Earthbread possibly for millennia, caused the fall of his sibling deities, and it all ended up being for nothing since the First Witches never even noticed (because they were fucking dead). It also further justifies Silent Salt stabbing the absolute shit out of him.
>>1943520>she asks anon to eat her out while in the hot springs. she falls asleep from drinking too much while squeezing you in place with her thighshow would you escape anon? she promised to have hot sweaty pelvis crushing sex with you. can't do that if you drown to death
>>1955039>more or less confirms that SM was the one who led to the corruption of the other Emissariesi mean silent salt already said that their downfall would come form them beasts already so doesn't add that much
>>1954988>I'm illiterate
>>1955039All because SM can't handle a short question? Fuck beasts, fuck DE, and fuck witches (passionately)>>1955087It's ok crg allows for Mexican intellectuals though lol
>>1955089>All because SM can't handle a short question?I don't think it's the question itself which was the problem but the existential dread that came with the question.
>>1955087no you stupid fucking nigger you're too wordy for what your message is trying to say when it's just>Burning Spice went schizo from watching endlessly repeating patterns of creation and death, not having actual friends but servants and projecting onto golden cheese while all the beasts fuckers didn't have anyone to support themnot even attaching a funny image either fuck you
>>1955024>dark enchantress a liarthat sucked, thought it would be like a maleficent with ambition kinda tragedy, but if she killed all the witches of the second batch, does she even desire world domination or just world annihilation?>First Egg still wants to eat cookiesIs she the token evil First? That's the first witch cookie that appeared to GB during the escape from the oven way before playable first cream, right?
>>1954967the cope here is that it's a video game
>>1955253That's not even four words and chill unc, it's a video game>burning spice tired of creation and deathSounds similar with mystic flour but she did the covid-19 with the thanos snap lol
>>1955253>while all the beasts fuckers didn't have anyone to support themHuh, now that I think about it...>GC has Smoked Cheese, the two trade banter like a married couple, and there was Smoked Cheese's attempt at trying to take control in Ch. 18>HB has Wildberry, who has to keep the Queen Mother from indulging too muchThe only ones that don't fit are PV, DC and WL. But at least they don't have absolute glazers like the Beasts do,
>>1955375PV had Black Raisin,but that was after he got hist by the plot convenience amnesia beam.The real mystery is DC,realistically at least a good portion of his kingdom should hate him since a lot of them did starve outside the citadel due to his paranoia but Caramel Arrow and Crunchy Chip are fine with him.
>>1952263>You must really like that cookie, anon. Is she good lately? After experimenting with her for a bit, i think she's fine. Her main gimmick is "how many debuffs can I apply on the enemy to make DE's nuke hit harder?". The problem is Dragontongue brand fucking kills her if she runs by herself so you need Venom dough cookie to stop that shit and if you are running Venom dough, you obviously want Mold dough too for the full Mold trio buffs. They basically buff DE immensely while debufffing the enemy against chaos damage for one big Poison-Chaos combo. It's the best option for Chaos-content if you can't bring other legenderies/beasts/ancients/witches. Ideally, even with Venom Dough cookie, you still want a healer. Pomegranate Cookie fits since she gains even more heals with her new magic candy and also she also buffs DE (again this is assuming only one legendary+ cookie is allowed) if we ever get a Chaos raid, Chaos guild battle, or something else that restricts the team to Chaos only. This seems like the ideal team.
>>1952263>>1955617Pom pom is mandatory for the red velvet comp, she replaces matcha/lv30 candy dark choco
>in regular content, ES completely destroys any use for him>In chaos content, Venom Dough is superiorWhat is the point of this goober?
Whose great idea was it that Pomegranate makes YOUR TEAM take more damage for having her magic candy?She's unironically worse with it because of how squishy it makes your team unless you max out the candy immediately, otherwise the buffs are useless compared to the amount of damage you'll take
>>1955751sacrifice everyone for Dark Enchantress Cookie. Do it!
>>1954459wait wait wait, so... did DE became a human witch or just a humanoid cake witch??
>>1955870Caked up humanoid
>>1955751Good thing she was already useless beforehand, and theres far better healers out thereLike with cream unicorn, no fire comp is gonna run him while theres better healers around, especially with the new whistle to make up for it
>>1955751The name of the game is "Dark Enchantress hypercarry" you stack as many DE centric buffs (and chaos debuffs for enemies) as possible so that DE can kill the enemy before the enemy kills you. It's pretty much made to be used with the Moldy trio & DE.
I gotta felling that DE is gonna beat Gingerbave n gang so Timekeeper goes in to fix the timeline
>>1956323seems it might be something else
>>1956363Either it's DE making the ultimate cookie and it looks exactly like Gingerbrave (she kept Gingerbrave alive just to gloat over him) OR DE uses Gingerbrave as the final ingredient for the ultimate cookie and it's basically corrupted Gingerbrave.
>>1955873Was there any fanart of her as that >caked up humanoidBy any chance? Hope to see DE like that lol
>>1956565this anything?
>>1955261>that sucked, thought it would be like a maleficent with ambition kinda tragedy, but if she killed all the witches of the second batch, does she even desire world domination or just world annihilation?I don't think even she really knows. She just keeps parroting the "true freedom for all Cookiekind!" rhetoric but as was stated and as DE herself confirms when she's talking about how she will attain HER freedom specifically by transcending the Witches, her stated goals do not line up with the actions she's taken thus far. >Is she the token evil First? That's the first witch cookie that appeared to GB during the escape from the oven way before playable first cream, right?Yes and yes. I don't think First Egg even really wants to eat cookies at all - she's just a massive bitch.
>>1956643AIIIEEE YESSS that's the one! Such a mighty fine find and babe! I am still flummoxed at the thought that there are no legions of cookies THAT HAVE YET to side with her for the ultimate power hahaha!>>1956680Interesting! On that thought:>"true freedom for all Cookiekind!"Could even be interpreted as if life begets suffering, then death is necessary as it is the ultimate freedom from life. >AscensionI wonder if that means she fucks off to a higher or lower plane of existence, and at least it shows that she's unreliable given that she's just self-serving atp>First egg is evil for the lulzSo it's been revealed that she's the only witch that decided to be selfish during that first batch of witches ritual and made her fellow witches lose their human forms one way into cookie forms? Cruel. Hope she gets justice lol
>>1956762>So it's been revealed that she's the only witch that decided to be selfish during that first batch of witches ritual and made her fellow witches lose their human forms one way into cookie forms?Not directly revealed yet, but she's the only First Witch we have encountered who has been dickish to the others for no apparent reason and is the only one who has displayed an arrogant condescending attitude towards others - which fits with how the Witch who fucked up the grand ritual meant to save everything was described as "the arrogant witch". Unless there's a Silent Salt tier twist, she's the most likely candidate.
>>1956762>Could even be interpreted as if life begets suffering, then death is necessary as it is the ultimate freedom from life.Look at DE, thinking she's all Seymore and shit.https://youtu.be/VNYFUy9URgo?si=Gsld4K4b2ZY_jGBU&t=45
>>1956877What were the plans for releasing a playable First Egg? Would she be considered a playable antagonist once she's released?>Silent Salt tier twistLooking forward to it, alright.>>1956984I think in that kind of parallel with ff, then that makes shadow milk like kefka, kinda aesthetically. Probably he was defeated a wee too early to be considered an apocalyptic threat, methinks.
>>1957759>that makes shadow milk like kefkaOh for sure, an powerful being wrapped in the guise of a clown, who loves to corrupt things into twisted mockeries of what they are? Hell one of the bosses in the final fight is a twisted version of the Pietà sculpture by Michelangelo. Instead of a Mary holding the battered body of her own son, in the place of Jesus is Kefka, lounging back like "it ain't no thing", while the arms of the Lady (called Maria in Japanese) are broken off, as if Kefka rejects even a mother's love.
I fucking hate this dice minigame, it's a waste of time
>>1957956Same! To be honest I just hate the red notification icons making a mere suggestion a mean eyesore to go through crk's dailies. Spending 30min to 1hr? Goodness gracious, lol...
>>1957759>What were the plans for releasing a playable First Egg?For Kingdom? I assume she's getting released with all the other First Witches/Cookies when we get to their plotline (in like 2030 given how fucking long the Dark Enchantress plot has been, and the Dragons/Timekeeper will probably be AT LEAST as long).>Would she be considered a playable antagonist once she's released?Same as the Beasts or DE herself, yeah.
>Spend rainbow cubes>Get legendary costume>It's the fucking Shadow Milk costumeGod, I fucking hate this piece of shit.
>>1958325ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
>>1955039Back up your claim here please, anon. What the hell would Shadow Milk have done to get Burning Spice and Eternal Sugar to corrupt, considering they seemed to do that just fine on their own? How does he confirm this?
>>1958904Eternal Sugar would be easy enough to explain,she was already delusional before she corrupted so all Shmilk had to do what he did with Mystic Flour,tell the cookies there's paradise near ES's domain when actually he's giving them wrong directions and luring them into beast territory.If he did it near her garden,this would reinforce her belief that the outside world is too dangerous and everyone must be kept safe.I'm calling bullshit on Burning Spice though,even if he did intervene the civillisations would have fallen regardless,at most he would speed up the process by a few decades.
>>1958325I'm at lvl 10 of costume gacha and I still haven't got either of two costumes
>>1958325I hate when they split it between someone who already has a good costume and someone who has nothing. Shadow Milks Scholar of Truth is the much better one than this shitty king and I got that, so guess what I rolled trying to get ES's costume
>>1958316>playable first eggQuite cute, been a while since my last adventure in WCB, so reading a playable and collectible first egg is quite cute.
>>1958904>Eternal SugarAs the other anon said, she was already on the edge. He could have easily fucked her over by sending a bunch of cookies to their doom near her garden knowing she could see it and that would be enough to mindbreak her into wanting to 'save' everyone by trapping them in the garden.>Burning SpiceBS was always going to go nuts, with or without intervention. It would have taken a fundamental change in his personality and ideals to be more proactive or closer to Golden Cheese to stop his fall. My guess is Shadow Milk simply made it so civilizations fell in decades or centuries (a blink from the perspective of a Beast) rather than milennia or eons.
Will the devs ever bring anything new to Guild Shop to use he Pristine coins on? Got 34k of those fuckers just sitting there.
>Get nothing from the jars twice>Picking the right path gave me a debuff>The old cookie's deal took my gems so I didn't have enough for the second grailI hate this random breakout season so much
There's no fucking way...
Let's get baking!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3fwPsfgwAU
>>1961210finally a break from the serious shit
>>1961212>ib4 a Dragon Orb ended up in someone's confectionery
>>1961212That reminds me. What kind of story would follow-up in kingdom after what's basically the cookie equivalent of WWII? Would it finally be a funny story to break all the death, dying and suffering that everyone went through?
>>1961198wtf those two cost even more than reasonably-priced AAA games. I'm also surprised they're even hard to find in Korea. Hate the pop-up stores model used for Cookierun merch...>>1961210thanks, intern-hubae, very cute. march feels very spring-breaky as of late, so comfy ovenbreak is a welcome oven break. break from the oven? Pottery.
>>196121550% is another visit to the cursed fucking square 40% is visiting an island outside the entire events taking place just for something dumb fun like a concert or seeing the chinese cookies visit from CRKChina10% unrelated bullshit happening in OurKingdom because Custard Cookie III said so
>>1961218The figurines are even worse
>>1961198Apparently the price is $30 but the added the shipping fee into the price to say it has free shipping.
This might be THE worst random breakout season they've done yet, even worse rng shit than the wandercrab boxes
Now that the dust has settled, did he deserve it?
>>1962462>gets randomly fucking offed because Mystic Flour is a BITCHNo, and Mystic Flour deserves death.
>>1962462No, but we needed to raise the stakes without killing any cookie, otherwise the fans would get madRemember, the beasts and ancients are gonna have to work together at the end of this arc to beat the big bad
>>1962462I've seen people more upset over the dog rather than the fact that one Hollyberrian NPC might have tried eating herself after after Shadow Milk mindfucked her.And I don't care for sympathybait animal death so yes.
https://youtu.be/z5B9a5qUvMA>Into the Oven! The Great Pâtissier BattleHello Cookie Runners, we're finally getting a nice refreshing food break from all the wars and timeline deletion shenanigans! In this update, we'll see:>Oven Wars!Angel Chiffon Cookie is absolutely adorable and Entremet Cookie is SEEEEEEX>Birthday Cake Cookie mentioned!!>GCL Strawberry Cream Season is comingHoly shit the costume looks good, he's one of my favorite guys and I woudl try to compete for getting that skin, but damn is it hard to compete for the GCL Coins nowadays>Live Survival is back + konepito jelliesAwesome, good return for the pseudo battle royale mode on this thematic elimination update, this one is enjoyable for the minigame like nature of the rounds>Angel Chiffon Cookie, Bread Fairy Pet and Diyghy Rolling Pin Treasure Curious how she can fly with just her hair that barely looks like wings while little angel cookie still can't fly... That pet looks cursed.>Super Epic Costumes for Mint Choco Cookie, Angel Chiffon Cookie, Epic Star Exchange costume for Lilybell CookieReally good set of super epics this time, but damn how come Mint Choco gets to have TWO pet costumes? Really like Chiffon's palette on this one!Lilybell looks like Greenbell Cookie from Tower of Adventures in that skin lmao>Coming Up soon>Fantastical Patissier Jelly Set, Epic Costume for Entremet Cookie, Super Epic Skin for Milky Way Cookie for winning COTYI kinda like the base looks for Entremet on this one ngl, Milky Way is cute!!!Looking forward to this one after a while of long and serious updates that have been too much of an over the topwhy can i see his fucking ass crack why is the pet so caked up
>Live survival is backHoly peak.Also I got L+ on alll arenas but I'll probably job because it's my first time playing CGL
secret garden is still shit
Bros, how do you do the raid on master without the soul seals? It feels impossible. Only DE and Millennial Cookie survive.
If you laugh you go to hell
>>1961249They sure are. What the hell is with their pricepoints? It's as if both Silent Salt and Shadow Milk are almost like their weight in pure copper lol>>1962955Thanks, intern-hubae>>1963183It sure is. I hate their 2048 puzzle gimmick but the way they use the decors are quite cute.>>1963425I don't understand hombre, are GCLs live btw? What makes them no different than those TR runs?
Incredibly hilarious, devsis or the cookie run community quite literally cannot go a single month without a controversy and they just had to had something for the end of this month with both ship baiting and accidentally making these two incest somehow because in the Disney Collab they were brother and sister apparently >>1963449It's just to ban pause buffering as to not do some frame perfect inputs many times in a row
>>1962696>but we needed to raise the stakes without killing any cookieA bunch of cookies DID die. They were just nameless soldiers rather than major players.
Do these people even read anymore? I'm pretty sure they implied that he may be in love with her older sister. Dunno why Devsis didn't just make some new sprites unless they forgot about the Disney collab.
>>1963459>>1963509Fuck, forgot to do this.
>>1963509it's a translation error or change for they did in the englihs version, it just says "young boy" and "young girl" in the originals
Well, sharing the ingredients and drinks featured in this Chestnut Cookie's Drink Stall minigame:>Green Tea LatteMilk + Green Tea Bags + Mint>Green Tea BlendedMilk + Green Tea Bags + Ice Cream >Cream Unicorn BlendedMilk + Cream Unicorn Extract + Ice Cream >Cream Unicorn AdeIce + Cream Unicorn Extract + Mint>Mulled Grape Juice Ice + Grapes + Cinnamon Sticks >Grape AdeIce + Grapes + Mint>Cinnamon CocoaMilk + Chocolate + Cinnamon Sticks >Chocolate BlendedMilk + Chocolate + Ice Cream
>>1965775Bless you anon.
Yo Cookie lads, football anon here, now it's that time again to decide which characters will represent our board in the next 4cc, let me know if you want to keep Birthday Cake Cookie and/or add anything else being either players or songs/chants to the roster poll next friday.>if you don't know what i'm talking about, tldr: https://pastebin.com/nr9ujDMN for things that affect the team as a whole, please let me know in in >>1965520 as well
Honestly really fun video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du5f1cyGpSE
>>1966255she's perfect as is
>the Rainbow Paint Tube treasure is part of the combie for most pointsHuh, never thought I'd see the day.
Possible top combination? Got to L rank, but I missed a heath potion, gonna try and get L+.
>>1967211i literally just got this lol
>>1967211yeap it is
>>1963511I normally skip, but most of the time, I don't usually get that far in the story mode, especially when facing off that poison dough cookie. Hope I get to roll for him and pom-pom dough cookie soon.>>1966749thanks, intern-hubae
>>1967211How did you farm that much tickets in the first place?
>>1966157Now I wonder if devsis will reuse those drinks on a later update. I think the first chestnut drink minigame reused their first set of drinks kinda twice?
>>1967685Not me, was looking for the combination and found that video. You can also spend Gems to get tickets instead of running.
>>1967834That sounds dandy. Hope it's easy to farm the tickets without that new patisserie chiffon. Also bummed that the super epic for tiger lily cookie's locked behind gcl. Man, gcl costumes are solid buyables but goodness they may cost more that fullpriced games lmao. Anyways, sharing find. saw this voluminous butter tiger cookie, very wowzers.
It took a lot of experimenting with magic candy blessings and eating shit with Peach a fuckmillion times,but I couldn't pass up a breakout season with no legendaries.Hopefully the whales are distracted by CGL to not bother with breakout for now.If anyone wants to try I can write up the blessings+cheese strats for it.
why is everybody so bad at the champions raid
Fellas how do I activate Peepermint's last skillAlternatively is there an epic only arena 3 combo
Whose fuckass idea was this live run bullshit
>>1969544Fuck the Pudding one specifically.I would like it more if one of the rounds didn't start at 4 AM for me
https://youtu.be/7cdsleLeVjEmore war slop arc or whatever
>>1969766Either we're gonna get Freedom vs Subjugation in a climatic fight... or it ends like this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjd1hVEwXQo
>>1967715I started playing Kingdom again because of the schizocore finale, what do you mean Earl Grey is not involved with Chess Choco in Kingdom?
>>1970061He's just not there because they only put the twins in the previous update, he's not even an npc cookie or anything probably so people wouldn't bitch and moan on him not being added too
>>1967035sure thing, btw the poll is up >>1969795
Beast Yeast Ep. 15.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGqoIAUhliQ
>>1970145Kind of out of nowhere to bring Sugar Swan Cookie, thought the deus ex machina was going to be Timekeeper but seems they're keeping that for later, weird
>>1970152She's at least related to nature and her treasure's been in the game since day 1.
>>1970158the fact that you forgot to mention she was featured in episode 6 says a lot that she wasn't even teased or brought up at least a little until the last minute lmao
>>1970162I mean,the timekeeper update is in may,I thought it was obvious we were going to get her then and the april update was going to be 'sike the war's not over yet' one like CROB did.Now I have no idea what they'll do,doing a filler update would feel anticlimactic but doing legends two months in a row is a bit much.
Newfag here. What game should I play
None. Just goon to the art nigga
>>1970145>Turn your back on religion for Dar Enchantress Cookie>Now said god you used to worship swoops in and grants the good guys the asspull needed to winOh boy...Pomegranate Cookie is gonna be pissed. Letting Dark Choco Cookie's go and not destroying her former cult were the two biggest mistakes. She can't stop losing.
>>1970291>fanatic blinded by fanaticism Many such cases. Don't drink the Berry Juice she's handing out.
>>1970291While I do believe Pomegranate could be partially responsible for this...I think the honest truth of the matter is: Dark Enchantress Cookie pissed off way too many unseen powerful forces in the Cookie world. The legendary cookies getting off their asses is one thing but I feel Sugar Swan would have gotten involved anyway considering the loss of life force involved in making the ultimate Cookie. Even if you exclude legendary cookies, you have Timekeeper Cookie noticing this shit from her timeline. Then you have Longon Dragon cookie and the other dragons, no doubt they would have been pissed about the moldy cookies being created. Then you have the other witches (first salt and sugar are confirmed going to be involved later, we don't know why but it will happen). Finally, you have the four calamities. It's implied the beasts might have been dealing with them when they were still heroes if Shadow Milk's flashback is anything to go by. All in all, DE's plan was doomed to fail. It's impressive she even got this far. Unless the ultimate Cookie is so powerful that he can defeat all of the above, DE would have been jumped eventually. We call it an asspull, but it's really just the Cookie world having too many monsters. Anyone with a brain could see the signs.
god damn man why do we still have breakouts with more than 5 cookies, 8 at most i'd get but long ass breakout maps were just ok when there weren't other 20 billion modes to play and get rewards
>>1970396Good god I hate the final runner section,the platforms are so tiny.The only other breakout that pissed me off this much was YogurcaAlso looked up combis for Wandercrab when it was back in rotation and apparently back when it released you could run with 20 cookies in it,absolutely insane.
>Pomegranate Cookie gets her vision powers from sugar swan>but said visions told her to follow Dark Enchantress cookie>now, Sugar swan cookie is arriving to help against DEI don't get it.
>>1970460Just like Pome herself, that mirror is corrupted
>>1970348>Unless the ultimate Cookie is so powerful that he can defeat all of the above,Very unlikely this is the case. And as an aberration in Nature's cycle, the Ultimate Cookie is one of the few things the Guardians probably are allowed to exercise their full power on. Failing that, Sugar Swan could just remove it directly. I think Dark Enchantress's entire plan signed on "the Guardians of Nature and Literal God won't act to stop me until it's too late and the world is already 'freed' so I don't need to worry about them". I don't think she was ever expecting them to properly get involved, let alone rally to support the heroes at each pivotal moment where they would have failed otherwise.
>>1970536Which is kind of naive on her part. She was planning to disrupt the natural order with her vision of a future and thought no higher being would care enough to stomp her out before she can enact it?
>>1970980all she would do is make a noise big enough that some unrelated, nonwitch human finally goes down to his basement to see what the hubub is all about. Little does he know that there was a whole war and apolcalypic scenario between sapient cookies taking place down below. And right there is a goopy-looking human girl among the mess.
>>1970980The Guardians of Nature generally can't really act unless the situation is so dire that their restrictions are lifted to briefly exercise their full authority. My guess is that DE simply thought her plan would be completed long before it ever got the point where they COULD act with any measure of their true power. And as far as anyone is aware, Sugar Swan has barely interacted with the world since the genesis of all creation, so it was even less likely to expect her aid.It's also worth keeping in mind that DE is completely insane and is an amalgam of the minds, desires, and souls of multiple cookies alongside White Lily. The fact she's even capable of long-lasting even slightly coherent planning at all is impressive.
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uuGvnnYMU2oDamn, everything about why Eternal Sugar and Silent Salt being the way they are suddenly makes alot of sense now.
>all those embed youtube linksthanks, intern-hubae. stay frosty.>>1970234>taipeiDoes that mean that the pop-up museum event in korea gets to show up in chinese taipei?>>1970993>goopy looking human girlSo surprised with how there's so, so little art of her then.
I find Croissant Cookie hot.
>>1971555Thanks for that riveting update, bubsy fan.
>Sugar Swan Cookie is a Healing Cookie who uses the skill, "Wings of Sugar." >Skill Description: Sugar Swan Cookie grants Sweet Sugar Feather to her team, and rises in the air. She then spreads her wings, healing the team, and dealing damage to enemies.>If there are no other Healing Cookies on the team except Sugar Swan Cookie, she will instantly revive a fallen Cookie. >In this case, Sugar Swan Cookie will be removed from the battle but come back from the egg as a swan that does not take damage for a certain period of time. >If Sugar Swan Cookie is defeated, she will immediately turn into the swan. >In her swan form, Sugar Swan Cookie grants Sweet Sugar Feather to her team, unfolds Galaxy Lake around herself, periodically healing all allies except herself and granting Galaxy Lake Sanctuary. >Sugar Swan Cookie will revive fallen allies while in her swan form as well. Upon returning to her Cookie form, Sugar Swan Cookie instantly uses her skill. If she does so, having used up all available revivals, she will grant Final Protection to all allies except herself—this effect triggers once per battle. >After that, Sugar Swan Cookie will lose her powers and take the form of a little swan. The little swan regains her powers at given intervals. If there are no other Cookies left fighting and Sugar Swan Cookie has used all available revivals, the battle ends.>If you equip the Sugar Swan's Shining Feather Treasure while Sugar Swan Cookie is on the team, Sugar Swan Cookie will have fewer available revivals.>At the start of battle, Sugar Swan Cookie applies Breath of Life to herself. As the guardian of all living beings, the stronger Sugar Swan Cookie becomes, the stronger Aura of Vitality effect her allies will gain.pure vanilla made completely obsolete
>>1971637it could be really good generally but may also make it a gimmick healer that is meant to be used with cookies that get stronger by using revive like golden cheese and burning spice + that shitty treasure, but she may replace mystic flour, the thing with awakened pure vanilla aside from the shields is the rally effect of more max hp and dmg resist being used globally
>>1971637>pure vanilla made completely obsoleteIt's Millennial kicking granny to the curb all over again.
>maintenance extendedkill me
Calling it now, Pure Vanilla fucking dies.
>>1972082My cookie run feed on X is filled with all the spoilers at the moment. I'd advise against browsing if you lurk there.
>>1972082nope, pure vanilla fucking extends the maintenance yet a fucking gain
so we're not getting classic dark enchantress as a costume are wealso HOLY FUCK STOP CRASHING
i'm already feeling cringe with this addition
wait wait wait, so DE is straight up a "human" witch now, she trascended cookiety, is she above Longan Dragon and Time Keeper now??
FEET JUMPSCARE EVERY OTHER SCENE FUCKING LMAO
>>1972131No. If she was, reality would be actively ending/already ended. The fact she gets taken offguard by White Lily[/spoioer] and Sugar Swan definitively shows she's nowhere near those two power wise.
>"An immense magic circle has been drawn around this castle, shrouding the entire region."What the fuck, FMA when did you get in here?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B58azH9R7UQ
Jesus fuck, that chapter was nowhere near as bad as the leakers were making it out to be. Getting to play as The Avatar of destiny was absolutely peak kino, holy shit. Also Looks like Timekeeper cookie is gonna be a good guy from the start it seems. I was worried they'd just repeat the plot of of Ovenbreak but my expectations were subverted (in a good way). The only bad thing I guess may be Shadow Milk wank but eh. We all knew the devs wouldn't kill their cash cow that easily. If that hand claiming the ultimate cookie at the end was First Milk, then it could actually be interesting. I'm pretty excited for the future.
>>1972217Also, one more thing before I forget (ending was too peak, so many things at once). Silent Salt and White Lily had a baby!
I'm genuinely at a loss for words for how dogshit and rushed this was; at least we got Timekeeper.
>faggot got kicked out of Meta once so he decided to become the new big bad, gained a new powerup, and fucked over fujos
>>1972227>The last point Based,they were getting so fucking annoying.The design still looks like a deviantart OC though
I wonder what happens to the Beast Cookie minions now? I think Salt cellar will be fine, Pavlova Cookie looked like he was getting character development so I think he will manage with ES, but the other are going to have huge crash outs for sure. Candy Apple Cookie, in particular, is the one who is most likely to jump off a bridge.
>>1972219>Pure Vanilla and Salt Cellar cookie have to sit in the cuck chair and raise the bratThis isn't the win you think it is.
So Dark Enchantress is finally dead, all the other Beasts are dead, the Cookies of Darkness have either chosen to go their own path with potential redemption arcs or are too broken without their leader to be a unified threat anymore, and the war is over...except that Shadow Milk Cookie got away with a shard of the Ultimate Cookie and has become a multiversal cancer that even Timekeeper is struggling with, Sugar Swan is probably too weakened from this war to call upon to help us hunt the fucker down again, and the Ultimate Cookie as a whole is still at large (unless First Milk really does end up redeeming the damn thing).I want to say we won more than we lost, but it doesn't really feel like it given we went from a potential multiversal crisis to a DEFINITIVE multiversal crisis and nobody is in any shape right now to go hunting for whatever Shadow Milk has become.
>we are going to focus on the Dragons once Beast-Yeast wraps up
>>1972245I just know Lychee is going to generate some absolutely rancid discourse when she releases.I wonder what they'll do for Lotus since she's kind o proto-ES
PVC got cucked hard bro...
i liked itfuck the marvel after credits stinger though
man the new DE skins are so sex, why devsis likes to make sexy seductive cookies what the fuck? I want to give Freedom through my human cock to Crimson Stride of Freedom DEC
>that white hand at the end grabbing what's left of the Ultimate CookieFirst Milk?
>>1972219My favourite part of the ending about Silent Salt is him trying to fuck over Shadow Milk at every opportunity, even on his deathbed >My jam? Stolen? It's less likely than you think.>comes back from the dead because Shadow Milk has a very punchable faceRest in peace, Silent Salt, you were great. No one will humble Shadow Milk as greatly as you were doing itAnd it's such a strange time to roll out affection system with so many cookies that were chosen for it dying this update
Yoghurt Cream being in the new title screen is such a fucking flex tho. Bring back Yogurca Devsis, I know you want to.
>>1972247I can see the dragons absorbing/rediscovering the powers of the Beasts since they already share similarities with each other.
I wasn't sold on the Bug beasts at first but now, seeing them animated, I think are pretty cool.
I found it entertaining how Espresso cookie had to deal with a goddamn boss rush against the Cookies of Darkness all by himself. He was the real MVP of the chapter 15, I will give credit to Red Velvet Cookie for knowing when to dip out.
>>1972505>>1972509Seems like a shit ton of people are seething about the ending itself, but honestly those smaller moments were really goodmy favorite part was with the ending arc of gingebrave and they should have honestly ended the story there to give it a bit more uplifting side, hell they even used the damn rock intro movie song to hype you up, like a shonen-anime opening theme blasting when something epic happens.
>>1972509On paper its cool as hell, but on practice its actual hell, cause espresso is fucking dead weight on anything higher than easy mode, and being forced to have him on your squad to clear those levels is just the worst. You cant even rent out cookies in thoseMeanwhile, the silent salt and white lily levels are a joke>>1972515Ending was fine to me, but shadow milk getting off scot free left me sour, especially after that whole silent salt finally getting his revenge on the beasts for what they did to him bit
>>1972408Everyone kneel for the goat.
>>1972585>Ending was fine to me, but shadow milk getting off scot free left me sour, especially after that whole silent salt finally getting his revenge on the beasts for what they did to him bitI mean, his fusion with White Lily gave SM the biggest crash out anyone in the setting has ever had and Shadow Milk failed to prevent Silent Salt from murdering the other Beasts. That's pretty good.
>>1972232They should probably become the top villains now, like being agents of change and chaos after that DE and Beast-Yeast war.
>tfw never really liked Golden Cheese Cookie >always delusional about her kingdom lasting forever and was mad at White Lily for what DE did to her people during the Dark Flour war>chapter 15 comes out>that scene where she's crying because she never got to talk with White Lily and now has to deal with the guilt >actually felt bad for and was choked up about itShe was a character I hated but that scene broke me.
Before Obscure Umbra cookie’s valentines costume gets rotated out in a couple hours I’d like to mention how funny it is to see him get paired with Pain de Campagne cookie’s costume despite neither having anything to do with each other (I know it’s due to update business but it’s funny nevertheless) Time balance department: yikes we got to hire new recruits for this upcoming disaster that could alter the timelines as we know itPain de Campagne Cookie in the other room with Obscure Umbra Cookie:
>>1972232>I think Salt cellar will be finerest in paizuriisn't she dead? wouldn't she move on to the after life with the rest of the knights?>>1972339I spent more than 80k rainbow cubes and only got the red one. i want the green one. it's sexier
>>1972769>isn't she dead? wouldn't she move on to the after life with the rest of the knights? No, the big plot point with her is that she's the only member of the Kala Namak knights to actually survive the purge. Silent Salt actually did protect her and that his belief in solidarity didn't actually fail. It's one of the reasons why he decides to work with White Lily.
Thinking about getting into these games. Probably start with just ovenbreak and kimgdoms. Any tips for beginning? Is rerolling a thing?
I don't play kingdom but i heard the writing was dogshit again. Also that DE is dead? So did Millennial have anything to do with that? I remember they used to be ying and yang and how implied it was that he was going to fight her. Did that go anywhere or did devsis just retcon that
>>1971555Bubsy, we all do.
Lmao first pull
>>1972799>So did Millennial have anything to do with that? He's the reason the heroes got blessings from the other Guardians to help them one-tap the Beast Cookies to get to her, why her base was revealed at all and how they could get to it, and White Lily channels his power to restrain DE and grant her the opportunity to enter her soul and destroy her from within.
Lol they bumped witchs castle update for a weekTheres not even new puzzles to clear
>>1972664L-Lord Commander...
>>1972797at least for kingdom rerolling isn’t worth doing, the number of pulls you get is directly related to your account progression and you get 2 beasts for free anyways which is enough to clear basically 90% of the story. and for ovenbreak because of the sheer numbers there isn’t even really a cookie gacha anymore, you just unlock them sequentially
>>1972799they keep making 10 billion rivals for DE only for the little kid and herself to finally beat her off
this chat system is gay and retarded
>>1973231I can't flirt with Pumpkin Pie Cookie. I am very disappoint.
>>1972664I kneel, Lord Commander.
>>1973117>>1973264When I first saw him, I thought his whole deal was, just like the other Beasts, was him being the opposite of WL and evil, that he was a guy of Order which could have been corrupted into Oppression. Glad I was wrong.
>>1970348Y'know, after seeing chapter 15, I think this post aged badly. From what I got from the story, the Ultimate Cookie works like Majin Buu. Once he finally got the final ingredient of a brave cookie, he would then go out into the world and start absorbing all the other cookies into his hive mind and gaining their powers. Eventually, he would absorb so many cookies that he could go into the human world and absorb humans too. He wouldn't stop until probably the world is covered in his assimilating cookie dough. His powers are proportional to what he absorbs which is what makes him the ultimate one. Timekeeper and Longan Cookie could defeat BUT they would need to defeat him ASAP. If he absorbs the right cookies to counter them, it's game over. Those two can't have any "Gohan moments" where they get too cocky and lose.
>>1973284This is also presumably why Shadow Milk absorbing a piece of it elevated him to a multiversal contagion even Timekeeper is struggling to contain. He absorbed the other Beasts (sans Silent Salt), escaped his timeline, then started chewing his way through other realities beneath the TBD's nose until Timekeeper figured out what he was doing, and by then it was too late.
>>1973274what are you talking about? he was the exact opposite of white lily cookie. she betrayed her friends, he betrayed his.granted his friends became evil and also they were more like acquaintances than anything else, but it's still a good guy becoming evil and an evil guy becoming good
>>1973397>she betrayed her friends, he betrayed his.His friends betrayed him first and conspired to kill his entire nation. Fuck them.
>>1973456That didn't happen until after he started working with the elder fairy to seal them away. He was already a thorn in their side when he and his knights were going around and saving people. You could say they were already starting to betray him, but he knew they were eventually going to fuck with his people so he acted first
>>1973456nta but his first thought when he heard of them starting to corrupt(it's unknown if they caused that much harm yet at that point) was not to get off his ass and see what's up but to go the nuclear route and imprisoning them in the tree with Elder Faerie's help.Also he's not as pure as people say he is,his corruption was at least partially caused by himself.If he didn't split his time between the salt flatlands and the faerie kingdom,which he wouldn't have to do if he didn't do that fuckass plan in the first place and tried to come up with a solution with the other virtues instead,he would've been able to defend the knights on time.Now if they were unreasonable I would understand him coming up with a plan B but the didn't even try.He trusted the virtues too little and the knights too much,thus forsaking both
I want to start playing Kingdom, Tower of Adventure and one of the 2 puzzle games so: what do I have to reroll for in Kingdom and ToA? And which one of the two puzzle games is better?And I like Ovenbreak but I dont think I really get the game. I used to love an old ass flash game on Facebook that was an stickman running vs other players and it reminds me a bit of Ovenbreak, but I dont get what I have to do aside from runs (anyways, its still fun to play).
The buffs for L+ rank if anyone wants to try for top 10%
>>1973499between the puzzle games definitely play witches castle main gameplay is match three but it's got some other small games like pachinko merge and a room decor system but it's better that puzzle world since it's atleast got a story with decent cutscenes and voice acting but the "gacha" system is weird so don't get into it for thatas for ovenbreak I mean the games literally called cookie RUN but there's different modes like the 1 trillion challenge and the technical license if you really wanna challenge yourself also each cookie also has lore and a story if youre into that and they've added a level making system so you can mess around with itfor kingdom and toa idk but I'll say ive been able to get every cookie so far as a f2p doing dailies but if you wanna be a top player you're gonna have to whale out
>shadow milk cookie escapes with more power than ever>We now enter the age of multiple timelines where no one's ever really gone I fucking hate everything about this.
to nobody's surprise after the first round
>>1973765>We now enter the age of multiple timelines This has been the case since Ovenbreak.>where no one's ever really goneAll of the prime timeline Beasts are dead and even if we meet other versions of them, they won't be the exact characters, Dark Enchantress is 100% dead and I doubt they'll bring her back any time soon after JUST finishing a decade long metaplot revolving around destroying her, White Lily & SSC are dead and the new Cookie made from them is just the inheritor of their legacy and Soul Jam, etc. The characters who died are very much permanently dead. It's also funny you complain about "multiple timelines" causing this when Beast Yeast 15 just had it shown Literal God can and will revive the entire cast if they die with no extra timelines involved.
>>1973461>The leader of a roving company of dogooder knights was specifically supposed to keep in contact with allies across Beast Yeast in manner that would assuage their mental decline, despite them vanishing for months if not longer while their domains were overran by their former devotees.Mystic Flour went to meditate on the nature of cookies (which makes sense considering her implied traditions), and became corrupt in one decisive instant after getting ransacked by looters. How long do you think it would take for him to hear she was attacked, especially if he expected her to be doing her usual thing? Burning Spice grew tired of watching over societies and civilizations over ages of time, and similarly cracked in on moment before rampaging. At what point was Silent Salt supposed to realize he was going to go apeshit to escape perceived futility, when Burning Spice's original advisors completely failed to notice it?Shadow Milk was THE beacon of wisdom, a Cookie whose seemingly boundless wisdom gave him the money cactus know-how to silence his own Souljam in order to further lie to himself. What words of wisdom could Silent Salt offer to someone who was meant to do that for an entire race?Eternal Sloth fully bought into her delusions preserving happiness What actions could Silent Salt have taken to redirect her beliefs when she even failed to truly register her beloved other half's perspective? He was THE Cookie of Solidarity, his entire schtick was trusting others. When his peers dropped off the planet and his own duties and virtue demanded putting out wildfires in their own domains, why WOULDN'T he llan to prevent the worst scenario?Silent Salt sure as hell wasn't faultless (at best a "necessary" lesser evil), but what could he have done differently when none of the Beasts could truly trust themselves in the end?
>>1973976Anon,him leaving them for months at a time is the point.You're telling me the cookie of solidarity never once noticed their mental decline and he only started paying attention after they turned evil?I'm not saying he could have done anything but it was shown in-story that he never once considered going to the source of the problem aka their domains.
now we can finally play the game...
>>1974037Their mental decline was gradual enough that not even their closest confidants and advisors noticed they were breaking down for the longest time, and keep in mind they were slowly falling apart over the course of EONS. To Silent Salt, he'd go visit them, see them doing business as usual and acting as normal, then leave and assume they're fine for the next few millennia or so because there wouldn't have been any obvious cracks in them by that time. As anon said, it was a compounding series of small issues building to one large instantaneous break that would be impossible to see coming unless you were literally up their ass 24/7 and analyzing each microbehavior for the slightest sign of impending instability. Silent Salt wouldn't have been able to do that for any one of them, let alone all of them. And not without abandoning his domain to keep watch on them.The worst part is that even if he did save one, the others would fall in rapid succession and just gang up to ensure the deaths or corruption of the other two anyway. There was no winning play here unless Silent Salt could be in several places simultaneously.
>>1972431They would have to redesign Yougurca hard if they expect the CRK fandom to welcome it
>>1974144They'd keep everything as is, but now they have to actually make a setting and kingdom assets instead of relying on basic background splash art to do the work.Peppercorn Cookie my beloved
I'm the only one that saw a few TTGL parallels with CRK last chapter?
>>1974161Pv and white lily werent at the wedding altar so no
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>got Sugar Sawn from the Chest of Trophies gameHuh... didn't know that could happen.
>>1974204Not bit for bit, but there is some (very) vague similarities, like the Ultimate Cookie reminds me a little of the Anti Spiral. That and the fact that White Lily accepts her death as consecuence of DE death and dies by dissapearing into light.I could add the battle between giant beings, but that would be too farfetched.
>>1974074Now that I think about it did all of the beast have their minions pre-corruption?Closest thing I can remember is Cloud Haetae's mom and maybe Black Sapphire
Alright Anons, happy to announce that after so long, the archive is now "up to date"! As always, if I've missed anything, please tell me. Don't think it's favouritism when I don't archive something, I just sometimes miss stuff.Two things:>Tutorials folder deleted, it was a long time coming desu>Missing a looooot of fanfics I feel, there's a gap between 2023 and 2026If you're a writefag, please tell me what fanfics you've posted in these threads, I'm still gonna check arch.b4k myself but this is if you wanna make my life easier. I'm retarded and I completely forgot to archive them for a long time.Here's the link as always https://mega.nz/folder/GcwWwZLY#QRD1Mwrq1N1UARDUKylrsQ>Shit no one cares aboutI just needed a break from 4chan, but I'm happy to be back at archiving! Yes, Fig getting a costume absolutely reignited my interest in the series. I still need to get back to playing the games eventually, but for now glad to have you all Anons here. I really hope one day I can make a booru for all drawfags to have their art hosted somewhere better, but sadly I don't know about coding. Searching for stuff in the mega is annoying, but I don't got the time, patience or creativity to organise it better.
>>1974403glad to have you back.derpibooru released their source code a long time ago. seems like way less work than doing it from scratch https://github.com/derpibooru/philomena
>>1974403Oh hey welcome back! While I only did some editing, I commissioned a lewdfic involving anon getting intimate with Mozzarella Cookie. I posted it once, but I don't mind posting it again for archiving.Debugging the Kingdom with Mozzarella Cookiehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/71576391/chapters/186339546>12K words, Cookie Run Kingdom, Human Male/Mozzarella Cookie, Minor Sci-Fi, Shortstack, Virtual Reality, Glitches, Accidental Anal, teasing, fondling, size difference, vaginal sex, creampies, playful biting, rough sex, body worship, belly play, ass worship, glitchy sex>spoilerHey man, we all need a break from perpetual misery in our lives, especially with the doom and gloom out there being so intense. Glad you feel re-invigorated to come back!
>>1974403There was also an anon that did a few quick writes for requests as well. I believe there were more, but this one had (yandere?) Eternal Sugar Cookie involved.https://arch.b4k.dev/vmg/thread/1817177/#q1824287
Chat, how we feel about SM being the new big bad?
>>1974442Honestly, i don’t mind personallyI feel like he’s always been at the very least hinted to be relevantAnd considering he was technically the “leader” it’s no wonder he survived especially with the power(?) of other beasts aside from sisaltAnd considering how mentally fucked that faggot is well no surprise there eitherI do think they coulda taken a diff direction cause it was kinda ass but oh well
>>1974342Yeah, you can cheat some legendary pulls in that mode, i got awakened white lily to like 3 stars during her update in that
>>1973231It's complex to program for text that are like, affirmative or negative or neutral responses, and especially in many languages like Thai and Spanish, so I'd wonder if they mind using an LLM or AGI like those AI character chats lol. Wat are chats and like magnets, how do they work?
>>1974442i am not down with the clown
>>1974442i just don't care too much after how much he's already been MILKED to death and overSHADOWS the other character's screentime
>>1974442He's alright, I like me a good clown villain, but he NEEDS to be defeated at the end of all this.
>>1974442I personally don't mind it. Especially since I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up basically becoming a sockpuppet for tgr Ultimate Cookie anyway.
>>1974442As much as I hate the guy, I honestly have to admit he's the only one capable of pulling this off and raising the stakes like this>former fountain of knowledge >turned the world into pure chaos to get the witches (aka gods of the cookie world) to notice him>Already knew about the ultimate cookie and already has space-time bending power because of how the Milk lake works>More ambitious than all the other beasts and is implied he actually had a hand in their downfall (spreading the lie about Mystics Flour's cocoon, sending Black Saphire cookie to fuck with the Kala Namak Knights, etc.)>is the only beast to have actually met Gingerbrave>faced both Wind Archer cookie and Pitaya Dragon cookie, so he knows more about the legendary cookie and Dragon cookies than the other beasts>the new cookie with the fused souljam of Freedom and Silence is the complete antithesis of what he was rejecting with Pure Vanilla cookie, Freedom & silence could coexist which means lies and truth could also coexist. It makes far more personal for Shadowmilk than anyone elseI don't really think anyone else could have gotten the next big bad like he could. All of this makes perfect sense for getting Timekeeper involved instead of having it feel forced like Sugar swan.
>>1974603Y,know. I gotta wonder if this is really wank or if Devsis had this planned all along? Just like Pure Vanilla feels like the protagonist and most important of the ancients, Devsis wanted Shadowmilk to be the most important of the beasts. He's way more developed than the rest of them (sadly).
>>1974605Probably.If we assume the blueberry academy is his and that him taking up most of the screentime back when the beast were released from the tree is any indication.
>>1974603burning spice should be the next villain because he is more sexier than gay clown
how am i supposed to know which boss rush to re do first if they don't show the total time taken anymore
>>1974411>>1974415Thanks! Added to the archive>>1974410Funny that you mention it, I absolutely adore philomena and I think it's the best booru out there. The problem is that I still don't coding, genuinely I know nothing lel. And even if I did, that's not taking into account buying a domain, the hardware that I would have to pay for every month, and all the stuff that come with keeping it always online (making sure the hosting hardware doesn't shut down, DDoS protection). So essentially, unless there's an experienced codefag here that is willing to help me out (and with that, it would be them doing essentially everything, which I can't in good conscience accept), then it's just a distant wish for now.
I just reinstalled a few days ago. I'd forgotten how much stuff there is to do, especially for someone who's catching up. But I'm having fun. Wind archer and golden cheese go pew pew.
>>1974442Im just tired of him. I never really liked him design wise, his personality is overdone fujo bait and we've see that at his core he's just a fragile bitch who covers it up with LoLACTING clownery before using his vague powers to obliterate everything until the plot says he has to stop.It's the worst ever villain but now he's just a generic god tier enemy. It's just going to be a huge step down after DE because at least she had a motive and goal.
What the recent cookie run discourse looks like to me in a nutshell
>>1974967Oh joy, what are they complaining about now?
>>1974984Basically saying that crk condones suicide because the mentally ill woman kills herself.It's like people forgot Elder Faerie straight up stated if DE dies White Lily does too so what the fuck did they expect her to do.
>>1974967>>1974984>>1974989I have been contemplating about dropping this thermonuclear bomb onto twitter. However I consulted in a friend discord I'm in who are far more familiar with cookie run saying I shouldn't because they think it may put my safety in jeopardy. However I am a nobody on twitter and haven't participated in the fandom.
>>1974984apparently someone killed herself and dumbasses on twitter are somehow blaming it on devsisters for having bad writing as if it's their responsibility to be accountable for someone's mental health depending on if their favorite character dies or not in the story and not their parents or literally anything else
>>1974989People expected a happy ending to a cookie who basically had a ticking timer above her.>>1974999How much till they fess up admiting it was all fake just to send a moral message
>>1974989>>1974995>>1974999Read the quotes, thankfully a good number of people aren't agreeing with them. Is it sad that person killed themselves? Yes. Is DS at fault, no, and to insinuate that means that any story (past or present) that has a character suiciding (for any reason) is responsibly for someone unrelated.
The kind of shit dialogue you'd see in a Kool Kat saves the Kids movie
>>1974995Do it and leave for week without elaborating,make people think you got sent death threaths
>>1975001And it can lead to the slippery slope that fiction can never cover heavy topics like this since there’s going to be one person out there with mental issues that will take it too far and do something extreme
Just use the skip button bro
Is the TCG worth playingI like collecting cards
>>1975002>>1974999If someone's so fragile that a flower scented cookie disappearing into thanos dust makes them pop themselves then they had some huge issues ghat meant this was just a matter of when not just because of this in particular. Though yes, its probably bullshit. >>1974995Do it. Either it'll fizzle out and nothing happens or you make the same clowns that wanted to kill an artist for drawing Cacao like one shade lighter than he should be. Either way no real loss
>>1975005>>1975020Posted it. Best of luck to me. Either it flops (no big deal) or it blows up in my face
Redownloaded this game after a few years and I don't have the energy to relearn or play it againTwo of you guys can use these codes if you want
>>1975024Already used. Damn you guys are quick
>>1975026It was probably one guySorry, I probably should have staggered them
>>1975023"The bomb" was just a /ss/ jokeBrah.
>>1975023This isn't my tweet. Just something I found a while ago because I thought it was funny.>>1974967This is the real image tied to the tweet if you look at the cookie run hashtags on twitter.
People comparing WL's death to suicide are fucking morons. She didn't die because she hated being alive and was depressed, she died because she wanted to protect her loved ones from her evil dark side that had attained human-like power. It's kamikaze basically. She had no choice because her soul was linked to DE. It's akin too a soldier enlisting in the military, knowing full well they could die. Yes, the death could be stupid, but does that mean the intent (protecting one's kinsmen) is dumb? No. This isn't even the first time this trope has come up in media. I remember watching Sonic X and was devasted that Cosmo died BUT I understood why it happened AND didn't fucking kill myself over it.
>>1975038>Matoro kills himself for the greater good>people are sad but respect his decision >WL kills herself for the greater good>REEEEEEE, DEVSIS IS LITERALLY ENCOURAGING SUICIDE!!!When did we all become such sensitive babies?
hi Cookie Run fanbase, are you all even fucking okay, I'm only here due to the PPG event Ovenbreak had back in December, what the fuck do you mean someone likely killed themselves over the funny cookie game
>>1975075this shit happens every month without fail, either the fandom being fuckups or devsis making bad in-game decisions from either greed or stupidity
>>1974999This is the post they're all reacting to btw
>>1975082>People are actually taking this seriouslyThey clearly made the cousin the fuck up but the fanbase consists of children so I don't really expect any better
>>1975023nice duo, and they both got super epics. cute.>>1975041what. In the context of cookie run literally WHO is matoro? man, this fandom blending is, um, awkward.
What happened to OvenSmash on Steam?
>>1974403>Sees my old /trash/ era art in thereNice
>>1975090I'm going to guess it's Bionicle based on the image. Might be too old a reference for most anons in here.
>>1975096Steam updated it's policy of ads in-game, basically banning any that cause interruptions or benefit for watching them in-game. Cookie Run, being a mobile game first, just pulled out from steam entirely.
>>1975082This shit is driving me insane as an adult manHow can children be this stupid
>>1975082>Laughing crying emojiThis is a shitpost
Dawg wtf is going on isnt like sacrificing to save the world like a really common trope? Have these children not seen any media ever?
>>1975251Apparently joking is their way of coping
>>1975283No offence but even as a edgy 14 year old I wouldn't make something like this.If this was about a classmate I hated sure but a cousin I presumably talk to regularly to know they play CRK?No way.It's a classic social media attention whore move.
>>1975287People have different ways of coping I guess, at least that’s what they say
>>1975279It is, but these fucking kids dont know any better. Either that or they found an angle that they can go for so they can throw devsis rep in the mud, and thats why they are taking any of this seriously. Any normal person looking at this >>1975082 would tell you they are bullshiting hard. They are just that bitter over white lily dying
I'm 24 and i feel like i'm being groomed by these chats
>>1975474i really really want to draw a few of these cookies showing their breasts on camera. either some kind of nip slip, wardrobe malfunction, or just intentional seduction. just big fat tiddies on screen
>>1975481are you the normal thread guy who draws cookies with outrageously large tits
>>1975474Yeah...
>>1975482no. i'm the shitty thread guy who takes for fucks and an ever to finish anything, and draws outrageously huge tits
>>1975487This black currant cookie you drew is normal?! Huh?!?! That's some nonstandard galleta jajaja
>>1975493for obvious reasons I can't show the full thing, but all parts have been sketched out for years
>>1975474>>1975485>DE is Hitler, nuff said>Eternal sugar runs a sex dungeon, definitely an unhinged discord groomer (if you entered her group chat, Pavlova Cookie would have tried to warn you to run away while you still can)>Burning Spice is a destructionist, you would probably be on the run from the Cookie government if you listened too him>Shadow Milk is a kiwi farm member, he's been trolling constantly trying to get those autistic witches too do something again (he'll get more unhinged later when he faces consequences for his actions)>Mystic Flour is an actual cult leader, would probably get you hooked on some crazy starvation routine like the GOMAD diet in order to learn "apathy">Silent Salt is the only normal one here BUT that is only because the other beasts killed his crewmates. If they were still alive, you'd be doing YouTube stunts involving chivalry and knighthood (least insane out of the bunch)They all have reasons for why they would groom your cookie, honestly.
>>1975513I know grooming means more than sexual stuff, but I'm now imagining The Enchantress Files
>>1975082I FUCKING KNEW IT LMAO
>>1975513What, is Eternal Sugar able to find you by entering the group chat?
>>1975518Fucking kek, thatd be hilariousJust imagine the paralels for those
>>1975519was fake?
I don't play this game, but if you kill yourself over a fucking video game, at that point it's kind of like natural selection taking course. Granted this shit is likely fake.
Okay but imagine killing yourself not just over cookies, but fictional cookiesHolocaust survivors would side with Hitler on that one
episode 15 didn't make me kill myself but wind archer in the living abyss team might! har har har
>>1975495TITTY?
>>1975700I don't think that's the new meta, is it? Pretty sure it's still the blueberry team.
Ok but like why did white lily die didn't elder faerie or someone else mention that as long as both are alive neither of them will be whole so when dark enchantress died shouldn't her life powder have gone to lily
>>1975946I are thou, thou are I bullshit anon.
>>1975960>white lily unlocks the death arcana
>>1975963Persona 3 was the best modern one and I will stand by that
>>1975987Persona 6 fucking WHEN?
What? they didn't like their Cookie Shibuya arc?
>>1976033I know this is about JJK but I'm thinking about a TWEWY AU with Shadow Milk as Joshua and Silent Salt as Minamimoto.Pure Vanilla as Neku,White Lily as Shiki and idk the rest.Budget team rocket can be Candy Apple and Black Sapphire
>>1976033People are just bitter over white lily dying, yet the clown still lives, getting elevated to edgy deviantart oc statusThey are also iffy on sugar swan appearing out of nowhere, which fair, no one was expecting it
>>1975960Would Mystic Flour Cookie like P3 protag if he was a cookie? His initial thing was all about him not caring.
this month's random run is abysmal dogshit and might actually be the worst iteration we've ever had
>>1975946I think it was also the fact that she was being chewed up by the void between worlds for an unknown period of time. But also there's just this weird thing about the WL who becomes awakened is some incomplete reflection so she was never really long for this world regardless especially with what she was anchored to getting obliterated.
>>1975844https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhnlEhlzPcIthe old record using the wedding duo team with absolutely perfect builds was something like 34billion
>>1976345>have to build cream puff AGAIN
For anyone who cares still. Why did they put it in quotes as if White Lily actually said that?
>>1976414I don't know how can anyone write this and not realise how insane they sound, I already feel skeptical about this whole story but>my cousin has depression and is a white lily kinMaybe her parents should've done a better job
>>1976414>>1976438God, people still kin shit?Tumblr never really died off uh?Also, fuck that cunt, he doesnt get to pedal back and spin it a different way after that first post
>>1976414God do these people expect that companies should baby them forever?They're so sensitice I swear.
>>1976414When I'm in a misread the entire message of a standard sacrifice for the greater good scene and my opponent is a White Lily Cookie "kin"
>>1976471Tumblr doesnt even do kins anymore, all that shit moved to twitter after the porn ban
>>1976522It's definitely still there,they just get bullied more for it.At the very least there aren't any kin wars anymore.
Sometimes I remember that during the costume contest back in 2019, the devs did a page full of honorable mentions. One of them was pic related, they really enjoyed crossdressing maid Plum. For those who don't know, here's every costume from the contest https://cookierun.fandom.com/wiki/Cookie_Run_Costume_Contest
BroI just hit grandmaster 2 by myselfThats top 3%, and this is in holyberry serverThis never happened to me before, and i do these within the hourPeople are just leaving in droves apparently
>>1976618i'm like around top 70 on boss rush right now in holyberry, idk how many people do endgame stuff in the server
oh sure they can put all the legendaries and ancients on cookie chat but we can't talk to our own mother
>>1976618-everybody is lazy/a tryhard and therefore wait they for the last 2 hours of the season to do their hits-ever since they reworked the guild rewards during doughael season grandmaster is practically free-hollyberry is the least sweaty of all the serversif you wanted to, you could plausibly join a consistent gm1 guild that’s actually active and pushing challenger with your current damage
>>1976530>when the beta design is better than the canon>fishnets and short skirts too sexy, mayhapsdamn... >don't forget this is crossdressingkek. 사는 게 그렇지 뭐 .>>1976741you doughn't know how to greentext...
next update is cookie of darkness relatedi hope matcha gets one super epic costume!
>>1977008>i hope matcha gets one super epic costumeNo, the slug stays in the sewer. If anything I want Schwarzwalder to get some fancy fucking clothes like that one choco cake dude from chapter 10
Call me Jeffrey Epstein cuz' I just got a lot of CP
>>1976126She'd probably believe he'd understand apathy better than the average person at least.
How would Shadow Milk do if he took the place of Adachi?He's my least favourite main antag from the franchise so maybe Shmilk would be an improvement.
>>1977506he'd fucking die being eaten by a starving ichiban just when he gets outside prison
>>1976530I feel like they used some of these entries as inspiration of some costumes that got released in more recent times (More specifically with Whipped Cream, Squid Ink and Peppermint). Also... Justice for Salt Cookie, when we will get more content of him?
>Kpop demon hunters crk collab in AprilLol.Lmao even
>>1977838Pff, no way, really?What about the april fools event, we are still getting that
>>1974442>clown fuck gains a uber power up and becomes the new main villain after the previous female one died with his goal being to destroy all universes and to create reality in his own twisted image I've seen this before
>>1977857Real
>>1977506He casually ends the world. The only reason SM and the other Beasts aren't world-ending threats is because the general scale of CR is pretty ridiculously high and there are a lot of other movers and shakers around to stop or intercept them. As well as the fact that most of the Beasts (except Eternal Sugar and eventually Silent Salt) only care about reclaiming their Soul Jams from their respective Ancient Heroes, which leaves them monomaniacally focused on that even when it doesn't benefit their immediate goals. Even then, Shadow Milk could have engulfed all of Earthbread with his other realm at any point once he had his Spire of All Knowledge up, if it weren't for him getting down bad for Pure Vanilla/Truthless Recluse and wanting to groom him.In a world where there's no Pure Vanilla though, he's just going to use the Spire to amplify his powers then engulf the world in deceit.
>>1977838>>1977919Either a fumble on Sony's part, or hindsight is 20/20, your call.https://fortune.com/2025/08/27/kpop-demon-hunters-sony-netflix-rights-deal/
>>1977972nigga you understand that not even with all beast, ancients and shit ton of cookies more they could equate to one human (DE) because they're the size of cookies smaller than your damn hand right
>>1978061DE's size had nothing to do with her powerlevel. DE even before she became a Witch was enough to terrify literally all of the second gen Witches into fucking fleeing from Earthbread and making all Baking Magic taboo as a consequence. So under your logic, that single "smaller than your hand" cookie would assrape any number of grown adults.I will also point out that even if we ignore that the cookies have been depicted as the same or similar sizes to actual humans in official crossovers with other properties, we have seen the Ancients and others fight and KILL things equal to or significantly larger than DE's witch form in terms of size, including several of the larger cake monsters. DE was so dangerous because she was a literal mass of Black Magic capable of leeching a seemingly inexhaustible amount of Life Energy due to her magic circle supporting her, which made her nigh-unbeatable so long as the circle was intact.
>>1978061>>1978312I will also point out that Stardust Cookie destroyed a blackhole during his space travels waaaaay back. That same Stardust Cookie is orders of magnitude weaker than Witch!DE. Judging CR characters based on size has never worked, because we have multiple cookies capable of blowing up actual planets, a dragon who not only flash-froze most of a planet but nearly caused a multiversal cataclysm, a goddess of time who has explicitly destroyed countless timelines and treats it as a casual affair (and who has since been shown to be nervous/scared as fuck when faced with a stronger version of Shadow Milk), and a bunch of omnipresent god-beings who represent core principles of reality itself.
>global kakaoholy shit
did they really just announce fucking global kakao holy fuck we are so back.
>>1978312>>1978316It doesn't fucking matter when I can just do this to them, son, the entire premise is that.
>people killed themselves over this
>>1978326But you can't, because they'd run away. The entire premise is that they're able from all danger except in a cutscene. That's why it's Cookierun and not Cookiemunch
Damn they really weren't kidding when they said they were expanding waiting for the day they announce the cookie run theme park
kakao's one of the older ones, right? i can't remember if it's kakao or line i used to play way back when.
>>1978335kakao is cookie runline was the international version of cookie runyou played line
Cute girl group they’ve made for the collab
Thinking about the old Fandom wiki and what a goddamn stickler it was about being about LINE foremost and everything else being a spin-off of thatThinking about what the old mods of that place would've reacted to seeing Classic become global
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!
>>1978364>Okchun AND Mozzarelanice
>TBD having to deal with Shadow Milk's autism and Ash Salt Cookie(cookie from apocalyptic future)>Timekeeper cookie just letting all this bullshit unfoldThis fucking bitch
So I recognized the Legendaries and Dragons from the trailer but who the fuck are these guys?
>Ovenbreaker Cookie John Ovenbreak
>>1978453If I recall right, they’re related to the TBD and work under Timekeeper Cookie. Her specialized task force or something, I guess
>>1978454>GingerBrave became DanteCookie run? More like Cuhrahzee run.
>>1978457Damn, they must be pretty powerful if the trailer is putting them at the same level as the dragons ans Legendary cookies. My only question who is the purple dragon cookie in the corner? I recognize the others but not him.
About time they remembered Gingerbright again, Skater is still rotting in the corner
>Shadow Milk Cookie>Bug Beasts>TBD Taskforce>Timekeeper Cookie herself>Corrupted legendaries>Dragons>Doomed timelines if Ash Salt Cookie is any implication>Even possibly the Witches and the Ulimate CookieThis is very kino and all but I gotta ask how they are gonna balance all this? Way too much stuff to go through in one arc.
>>1978472The entirety of Crispia, Beast Yeast, and all related to lore updates (Premonition of Doom) are all counted as Arc 1 and it took 5 years to finish it. I have hope they can try and space it out enough.
>>1978472It isn't "all these plot lines" you should be worried about, it's "who is gonna be left standing once Longan Cookie starts getting busy". This time, the other dragons might be working WITH HIM instead of against him since it's clear Shadowmilk did something to Pitaya which might earn their ire. Another thing that we have a too think about is the new dragon in the mix too. We don't how he compares too other right now but I have watched enough anime too now that the ones with their back turned from the group are always the edgiest. Just watch, one of the bug beasts or Corrupted legendaries is gonna end up getting one shotted by the dragons.
>corrupted legendariesUhhhhhhhh sex
>>1978458He became his own Vergil too in another timeline alt
>>1978331No they can't lol they were either baked without knowledge of being made to be eaten so the witches who created them either ate them before they could do anything like the ones from night of the witches and the one who made GingerBrave could or didn't have the intention of doing that like the First Cookie witches, GingerBrave, The First Brave Cookie and DE were the exception and managed to escape due to bravery/hatred
The Crumble game looks fun
>>1975513And Eternal Sugar also posts on /trash/ every dayAnd I want to help Silent Salt in any way I canAnd maybe to have caketowerbreaking sex with Stormbringer and Twizzly
>>1978526>Cream Ferret having a number of sleepless nights because her adult MyCookie son is banging some broad he’s been talking to over CookieChat
>>1978464Poor Skater, feels like they could have given him a big upscale with like a weaponized skateboard.
sooooooo CookieRun Crumble is going to be a Survivors-like game right?
>>1978518Go back and see that scene again. The cookies eaten were made retarded on purpose. Why do you think cookies like blueberry and moonlight cookie were made and given jobs. Eventhe beasts who were made by witches were eaten. There's a clear difference between the ones made to be eaten and who aren't
>>1978502Looking at these guys, I recognize them as costumes from Overbrook>Fire spirit -> immortal cataclysm>Moonlight cookie -> alluring Crescent Moon>Wind Spirit -> Night Raven>Sea Fairy -> Dread Trident of the Abyss>Millenium Tree -> primal MercyI don't think these guys are corrupted but rather pulled from a different universe, sort of like how Edgy Pure Vanilla was.
>>1978460Probably a sneak peak of Ebony Dragon's cookie design
>>1978435She's most likely snipping and trying to stop even more aberrant timelines SMC is creating from overwhelming the multiverse. She probably trusts the TBD to handle any that slip through the cracks on their own.
>>1978781>Ebony dragonNo fucking way, Obscure Umbra cookie hasn't even unsealed him in the Ovenbreak Timeline. Having both him and Longon in Kingdom on top of all the Beast and TBD shit sounds absolutely crazy. (I'm kinda glad Shadow Milk didn't go further and get the Four Calamities involved too, this whole thing stills sounds like something out of a crazy fanfiction)
>>1978502>>1978652>Immortal Cataclysm: wants to burn the world to ashes>Alluring Crescent: brings nightmares instead of sweet dreams, but also implies she's just another facet of Moonlight Cookie>Night Raven: version of Wind Archer who gave into despair and evil>Dread Trident: actually just depressed since she couldn't reach Moonlight Cookie>Primal Mercy: wholly and selflessly devoted towards spreading life to the world as much as he can, even of it's to his own detrimentOf these, only Immortal Cataclysm and Night Raven are truly evil (and even Immortal Cataclysm is just a look at what Fire Spirit would likely end up if the other Guardians weren't wrangling him). The others are either causing mischief for its own sake as proof of the duality between seemingly opposing facets of the Guardians (Crescent), literally depressed (Dread Trident), or flat out haven't changed at all from their default skin (Primal Mercy).My guess is that they won't just be "evil" or "alt" version of the Guardians, but facets of them from other timelines who went askew in some way or another. After all, the Guardians ARE omnipresent and should be the same core entities in every reality, so most of these would really just be another look at aspects of themselves that aren't usually seen.
UOOOOOOOOOOOOH SEEEEEEX SEEEEEEEEEEEEEXORE WA SEX SURU JAREOREGAORE JISHI GA SHINO SEX RI NARIJA
>>1953402The ultimate no way fag.
>>1977008Think this black raisin successor, this ash salt (sounds like assault, wow, pottery) is the one for after epic pom-pom dough.>>1978337kinda bummed that line died because of ovenbreak. surprised kakao cookierun's strong as ever.>>1978370That's official? I thought it's either beta or a fanmade costume.
Is cookie run gaining or losing popularity as a franchiseThey seem to be doing alot but everybody seems pretty doom and gloom
>>1978990it does look like it. at least they have a relatively strong presence in their home country, and the pop-up + events market model seems to work for them. I wished they got dedicated retailers like their competitors in japan though, real hard to find feelie keepies while in their home country. closest are those korean texted braverse cards, looks cool, but thinking about the korean text, seems meh for an english-as-only-language player.
>>1978990It's only doom and gloom because of the very vocal White Lily and Anti-Shadow Milk fags (who can't accept he was always intended to be the villain of part 2), Kingdom is still making a fuckton of money and they are greenlighting like three more fucking games. The Franchise is going higher, not lower. This place doesn't talk about it though because it has no anime gurls to appeal to the coomers like other gacha.
>>1978990more on it being setting to what it was more or less set to be, the initial hype and boom sorrounding kingdom's first and partial second year was a bit of lightning in a bottle they can't replicate, at least here it has gone down a bit, I rememeber when that came out, it was SPECIALLY annoying in the x-mas season where we had these threads go on the regular to 1,000+ replies and hitting the image bumps in half the time we go to nowjesus christ were the eggnog cookie "fans" (barafags) the most annoying cunts in there
I can't stop listening to the Boss Rush theme.
>>1978990This anon >>1978999 is right. They wouldn't be approving three more games if they weren't growing as a franchise. It's just that a horrific amount of the fanbase, including on here, are retarded and believe any amount of bullshit spewed on Twitter from angry randos.
>>1979226speaking ofhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYsYPPE-w9Q
>>1979272Man, give me at least a snippet of gameplay so I can see what the in-game art style is going to be. Really hope it's more refined than Tower, because so far the best visual design has been from Kingdom, followed by Witch's Castle, both of which are 2D.
>>1979278cookie impactor wuthering cookieif i were to guess
>Cookie impactOh god, Imagine the one anon who spends his life savings trying to c6 Tiger Lilly Cookie.
>>1978999what drives evil to be marraigeable and new big bad for an extra happy endan
Needed to make a list about this real quick
>>1979321Schwarzwälder is wearing a cupcake wrapper isn't he?
Everyone's talking about Wuthering Cookie but the Vampire Survivor Clone looks really fun too. I also appreciate the light hearted story vibe it's going for compared to the other games.
>>1979340See how long that lasts before it gets serious
>>1979340>I also appreciate the light hearted story vibe it's going for compared to the other gamesthat's how almost all of them are until it gets to that point, even kingdom technically is like it and starts to drag on the serious shit after chapter 6 to 8
you think they ever considered a cookie run fps?
>>1979450Probably, but I feel like something closer to Garden Warfare would be better.
Micmac is backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk4KBiPPD28
god i fucking hate random run
Sometimes I think about how scuffed the English localisation is and how much personality it strips away and I get mad
>>1980244>wind archer cookieImpressed with his power, he did about 10x more damage than the recommended team for that machine god guild boss? Sharing cookie team: >cream ferret>marshmallow bunny>cream puff>wind archer>blueberry pieThe treasures were scroll, watch, and that atk spd cape?PVP as of that currrently (recently) devnow 2026 would be the top team here in pic related:>poison dough>sugar swan>eternal sugar>dark enchantress>millenial tree cookiewith treasures like that scroll, watch, and treasure chestarena and guild boss raids intense as ever in crk
I notice that the light banner is ending soon. I'm trying to navigate twitter, fandom page and reddit to find info on what the upcoming banner is but can't find anything. What's the best place to read about the game's updates or see the schedule?
>>1980536nvm I found the official twitter, I was looking at the wrong accounts
>>1980551The Discord has the patch notes, banners and even some guides as well
>>1980366retard read wind archer and posted something completely unrelated to the post about localization
>>1980366Huh those are the new teams now? Thanks
>>1980244That's because you take it too seriously and kill yourself
>>1972147Where's them toes at? Earlier, the feet projections look like fat guy feet, and no stiffy, no siree.>You run with feet>Cookie run>It's in the name
Not surprising there's an overlap of interests between the two in pic related>>1980556>The discord has everything Any incentive in staying or positing here now that we are already far from the 500+ post limit then?>>1980366>Three supports in the bottom teamThat's a very supportive team
love tifer lily simple>>1980366What's the best teams for the other two guild boss raids in crk, aside from that wind archer team?>>1980745Yes, you do, in fact, run with your (cookies) feet in cookie run.
>>1980791This board is so slow that we usually hit around 6-900 before image limit or page 10. Thread anon doesn't make another until one of those 2 happen
what the fuck do you mean immigration office cookieare we getting deported back to mexicookie or some shit
>>1980890>MexicookieIt's galletas, pendejo.
Took them a year and a half but they finally put the other initial new cookie in the main story as part of the group>>1980895Mexicookie the place nigga
>>1980896>niggaJust like burnt cookies, yikes you're brown...
Haven't done one of these in a while...
>>1980915Please don't.
>>1980734Hey Anon, if my simple post about localisation makes you so mad to the point of telling someone to kill themselves, then it sounds like you have a lot going on in your life. Please change and grow as a person
>>1979648>YouTube link>Micmac is back from leaveUh, thanks... riveting fire cookie for TOA update intern-hubae...
>>1980556I don't use discord but thanks
dumbass devsis did it again releasing the update earlier for some reason, takes me back to that mala sauce update due to how retarded they were about the IOs and apple's way to release shit early to not have to wait 24 hours more and having the game's progress desync
OvenSmash is out
>>1981137Wait, are they bringing Kingdom stuff over to Ovenbreak?
>>1981430it's happening both ways due to the massive fucking kingdom update that they're now integrating the TBD on kingdom too
>>1981437We already had a little TBD stuff a long time ago in Kingdom when Twizzly Gummy showed up, didn't we?
>>1981439Yep, but this is now "all hands on deck" thing. the previous update was about the TBD having a mass hiring because Timekeeper noticed something big.That big thing was Shadow Milk Cookie surviving the war in Kingdom, stealing some power from the other Beast Cookies AND the Ultimate Cookie, and deciding to go fucking up all the other timelines.
>>1981137>Kingdom finally got rid of the fucking cockroach that was DE>Ovenbreak is STILL dealing with her shit because Longan's crisis distracted everyone from her bullshitImagine being someone from OB and hearing that Dark Enchantress is dead over there in the Kingdom world but you're still getting reports of her and her minions wiping out entire towns.
So OvenSmash is coming out, how long until I can get ganked by Blackberry's fat ass and shout slurs at my 4yo hispanic teammate?
good god that's a nice assshe's hot in more ways than one alright
>NO STEAM RELEASwE>pc port is just the google play games oneewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>1981694Gotta get those free w/ads popups in there somehow
Is it worth getting into the cookie verse this late?
>>1981743if you like the cookies yeah, you dont need to play all the games to get "into" the franchise, just play what you want
>>1981743Arguably, this is the best time. We have a bunch of new games coming out soon. You could probably jump on to any of them and not give a shit. The older games aren't bad either, you just need to do alot of reading if you wanna catch up. Arguably, the real question you should be asking is not if it's too late but rather is it worth it. That Cookie Run Genshin clone is for sure gonna increase the autism in this fanbase. If kingdomfags got that aaablasted over White Lily sacrificing herself, imagine what's gonna happen with Cookie Genshin the moment they try to tell a story?
>>1981743we are getting quite literally a new game in 20 minutes, may as well start with that one, and go into the others if you like it, tho ovenbreak or kingdom are the beefiest with so much content, so either of the two would be good to also go alongside it, toa is quite fine too, all of them grindy for daily stuff tho so maybe could take a bit of your time playing more than one or two a day
It's ovensmashing time
it's so fucking over it goes at less than 8 fps in google play games and my PC is pretty decent
Every time I try to enter a match it DCs me
Cookie Run Ovensmash gamers, here's my invite code for anyone to enter. Does anyone have one I can enter?LKJWM5239
>>1981848RZWLD2117There, also holy fuck is the game DC happy.
Thanks for forcing me to reinstall for some reason google play... and resetting all my settings...
This new game is too zoomy for me
Compared to brawlstars, does it take up less space or more?
Huh, so you can swap out special skills? Nice, reminds me of Brawl Stars' Gadgets. But you can also switch Ultimates? Very nice.
>>1981894My Brawl Stars is not updated so i can't really compare
>>1981916I tried playing with a few matches and jesus i died so fast. Also is the phone version no optimized.
>>1981921*not
>plays smooth on phone>but for like 5 fps on PCwhat the fuck??
fucking hell these "invite a friend" rewards are always like kick in the nuts for me, can somebody help a lone nigga out please and enter this code, please?HRLPF9116
>>1981971Only if you enter mine.FHGPW0150
PKKJW8545if anybody else needs an invite code. Surprised I'm actually enjoying the game - I only installed it initially to get the collab rewards.
>>1981959Dude its running ass on my phone.
VNXYG1952Here's my code for ya
devsis what the fuck
Yeah, the game just needs to run a bit smoother and it'll be alright.
My invite code:TNKFM3873If anyone could help me get that cute kitty tail!
>>1981743thank you if you play, thank you if you don't. regardless, have this coupon code.devnow2026thankufairly conservative amount of gems and rainbow cubes. No puzzle world to be seen, lol.
>Disconnected from server (3)
>>1982038Depends on the game. 3,000 gems and 1,500 rainbow cubes is much more significant in Tower than it is in Kingdom or Ovenbreak.Hell, I'm sitting on over a million gems in Kingdom because I only rarely feel inclined to spend them.
>>1981959Same boat, much better on phone for me (using a Pixel 10 Pro XL).
HCLWF6408Here's my invite code for OvenSmash! I'll try to enter everyone's that I canAromaSeraphy is my username on OvenSmash, feel free to add me!
>>1978454I really wanna hear how Jeremy Shada would voice OvenBreaker, because he sounds like he's voicing a character on a kid's educational TV show whenever I hear him voicing GingerBrave and it always cracks me up.Left4Lunch is my username and CCNML1972 is my friend code on OvenSmash, I'll be using any I find here so we can all get those freebies together. Blue Slushie Cookie feels like the strongest cookie right now with her bullshit screen-spanning ultimate. They put her on every tutorial fight I played and assumed I won them all even though I got stomped specifically by her every time. >>1981991I too am baffled by the amount of swimsuits, but I'm definitely not complaining
>>1981991>>1982128couldn't help myself dear god
>>1982139Beautiful, thank you drawfriend. Now I'm thinking Latte's pants in her swimsuit outfit wouldn't last long with the ass I can see you giving her. And neither would that scooter for that matter.
>>1982143we saw her like a year ago or so, so i quite did lol
>>1982139What are the benefits of baking cookies this large
>>1982165Love seeing your stuff when I visit these threads.>>1982172It's obviously much easier to knock opponents out of the arena with doughy assets that big
>>1982172instead of eating many small cookies like you'd usually do, you have sex with it to feel satisfied for the rest of your life
I'm enjoying the game so far. kinda laggy on my phone so far, but i've been having fun with the game so far.My friend code is NYNNR1100i'll be using your guys' friend codes as well.also i pulled latte's summer outfit and icon. the icon was so small that i thought her leaning on her scooter was her massive boobs filling out her top>>1982139>>1982165You're making me want to draft them instead of drafting this essay. I love these summer outfits so much.
Friend code:FMGQV0066Do we have any leaks for upcoming cookies in Ovensmash?
Here's my friend code: JJWFM5815
>>1981137>Red Velvet and Agar AgarBeen a while since we last saw a swordcookie crk rep. I’d expect madeline, but since the big narrative reveal, having chaos rep cookies after the bake off and tbd updates from before would be quite interesting. Crazy interesting.>>1981639Yikes.
kill yourself if you use blue slushy
i want to kill myself so god damn much from cringe every time i read these fucking chats
Dark Choco feels strong as fuck
I the only one who keeps getting dc'd before matches begin forcing me to relog?
>>1982346Hey Anon, if my simple pick of blue slushy makes you so mad to the point of telling someone to kill themselves, then it sounds like you have a lot going on in your life. Please change and grow as a person
BEHOLD
>>1982139Disgusting. What the hell is wrong with you?
>>1982362Happens often during the part where players are 'getting ready'. If you close and open the game you can rejoin the match but your controls get absolutely fucked, it's stressing as shit.Also, you can only add one code per account on that recruitment thing? That's fucking ass
>>1982139bigger
oh shit she has tanlines! that means she goes out often in attire that has straps. i choose to believe that means she goes out in only a bra and panties
>>1982383everything probably lmao, been here since 2020.
>1982139>fatfaggotrystop that.
Shotacons are gonna go insane for this one
>>1980854the wind archer team comps I saw now would cream ferret being replaced by linzer. also that new whistle>>1982201pareidolia on that summer latte. same goes like how the left arm of this shadow milk looks like the creature meme or a fourth generation horse
>finally added to ovenbreak>launch cookie in ovensmash>semi-redeemed in kingdomit's all coming up red velvet
>>1982475He's not very good in Ovensmash, sadly. Too fragile for how little damage he does as a melee. If ay other melee character gets on him he's basically dead, which is terrible for a cookie whose job is to hook enemies in from a distance.
so who's good in the new game
>>1982491From trying them out, pretty much everyone is fairly solid except for Jerky (doesn't really do anything) and Red Velvet (too fragile for his role). Slushy seems to be the DPS with the highest potential due to having a strong kit and good mobility, though. Tiger Lily is also very good if you're competent.
>>1982389it could be a swimsuit, the denim witch hat and denim pants are a nice summer soda touch.
I wonder what's with the overlap of this fandom to this one. Cookies are mostly contestants, and the few are considered hosts? Wack. Wacky Wack.>>1982475lorewise he's ok, gameplay wise, not as good. Because if the lore dictates his gameplay worth, gingerbrave should've been crazy op, no reason to use any other cookies lower than legendaries, lol.
>>1978996If that comp used the epic scroll, epic watch, and the red whistle, then this one's qed thru the same treasures, except the red whistle's replaced with the blue normal atk spd epic cape. anyways:>08-30 hard mode auto cookies:Millenial Tree, Silent Salt, Eternal Sugar, Dark Enchantress, Awakened Pure Vanilla - for that Shadow Milk boss.>10-30 hard mode auto cookies:Silent Salt, Eternal Sugar, Wind Archer, Cream Ferret, Sugar Swan - for that Eternal Sugar boss.
>>1982431love cute gril shadow milk... on that tangent, I'd like to think shadow milk is the best for that red velvet dragon guild raid boss.
>>1982580It's just the stylistic and design choices for simpler artstyle, cookies have a simplistic appeal that are also interesting to kids teens and us chuds that objects also have, same with stuff like Dandy's World or FNAF characters as an example.
>>1982641objects got so many main-ish characters, compared to ovenbreak's flavor of the month-ly updates (heh) sans gingerbrave. Love the base character design on both of them, quite doodle friendly and yes their facial expressions carry their cuteness respectively. Pic related, my two favorite characters, found it in while browsing for that overlap of CROB and BFDI, so cute.
There's a good amount of "X in a 3 person party" quests today on Ovensmash. Anyone here willing to group up?
Strawberry Crepe is the most braindead little shit in OS, holy.
>>1982889I'm partial to Latte, personally. Most people just can't seem to deal with her.
WHY IS EVERYTHING WRONG-
>>1983067That looks off...
>>1983067Lmao
>>1983067>>1983097where is this shit from
>>1982641cute. I remembered about two threads or so ago, saw a shelly cookie>>1983067>>1983097Fanart? At least I recognized HB and DE
>>1983151The official cookie run x cg5 collab songhttps://youtu.be/yYwAnCowLxI?si=o4gfo350xpaGbtK8
Sick of all these useless red velvet cookies I'm getting queued with.
Here's my part code for anyone that wants to hop in on Ovensmash - have a few quests that need a full party: MRPHLB
Wake me up when they add almond to ovensmash
>>1983315nigga going to be in a coma for the res tof his life as this EoS/Stays on life support indefinitely
>>1983067>>1983074Apparently the art was made with AI
They really need to fuck off with all the 3-player party missions in Ovensmash.
Miitopia? anon here, the tomodachi life switch demo just released a couple of days ago, it's really fun but unfortunately it confirmed my suspicion of a lack of miitopia compatibility gotta start from nothing again so I took a request from the ovenbreak vmg guild and did Dark Choco Cookie (he was thankfully simple :p)
>>1983373He is quite a dapper man if I do say so myself, I'm so glad he was able to rebound after the Dark Enchantress incident
>>1983348AI? Man I'm afraid to palpitate from cringe if it's AI animated, because normally still image AIs seem relatively and stylistically consistent with the cookie style. Dunno why they don't hold up as well if adopted to HB and DE dough
Just attended a local braverse tournament at a small hobby shop and there was only one other guywe played 4 games and he lost all of them pretty handily. he had apparently never played a card game beforeguess that's the last tournament that store is doing for cookie runshame
If anyone wants to join in Ovensmash right now for the 3 party quests add Unownoir and AromaSeraphy.
>>1983185>Shelley cookieFound another version here, very cute, same interests overlap as before.>>1983500So these tournaments are like with grand prizes and such? Also, how's that there's braverse cards in the official devsis-released Roblox game?
>>1983537>So these tournaments are like with grand prizes and such?The one I went to was a local only had promo packs as prizes. Some have better prizes I would assume>Also, how's that there's braverse cards in the official devsis-released Roblox game?I dunno what you mean, don't play roblox
>>1983522Sent! My tag is Lemun
>>1983522this art feels like it's more than two decades old
>>1983563Ah sorry by the time you added us we were in another party. Maybe we can play some other time!
>>1983348Not even that, but during the scene when White Lily awakens, the hallway background seems to be straight up ripped from an FNF mod, Entity, with only the pillars removed.
>>1983550>Promo packs as prizesBy the by, what do you do with the duplicate cards? For me, during my boyhood days, I usually return or freely give them to the hobby store, and I hope they recycle them. Thought the tournament means there's no need to pay the entry free of the tables in said hobby shop. Wished I can buy those premium packs, saw one in Korea the other time, but I don't know hangul, and its a hassle camera OCR translating the box itself, wew. At least ifever there's an EOS in the cookie run games, I got my feelies tucked in physical storage anytime.>>1983612Yoikes. Stolen assets, so too lazy or too cheap in director's and upper management's end just to use the existing assets from crk. wtf
>>1983615Eh, this seems more like a fuck up from CG5’s team because CRK DOES have the assets to give if they really needed them
>>1983617Wished CG5 can get bullied like with that studio who did sonic, since second chances and injecting more soul for their HB and DE amv.
>>1983615>By the by, what do you do with the duplicate cards?Just hang onto themI don't know anybody who would want them, and I doubt the store I'm talking about wants to bother carrying singles
>>1982589love it when the latest cookies, especially the specials and the above (especially legendaries) make it easy to auto the hardest modes of beast-yeast. Is there a big chapter reveal with an even higher level cap for enemies? Hope it gets easier like that leap with crispia master mode - need all cookies alive 3 star, versus beast-yeast hard mode - need only one cookie alive to 3 star.>>1983637fair enough, singles aren't worth it unless for collection or for transformative art, really.
I don't know who CG5 is and why did Devsis commissioned a song to him, but Crumbled Crown was painfully mid at best and the not recycled original animation of the video was worse, I don't know why every comment I read glaze that shit as the best thing ever made, Glittering Dreams & Transfigure were leagues SUPERIOR than Crumbled Crown
>>1982589following it up with the 14-30 beast yeast hard mode, glad to have marshmallow bunny, poison dough, dark enchantress, silent salt, and millenial tree. also it's semiautomatic - using that sword skill whenever the true hp value disappearing about three times, and narrowly reached stage timeout, lol.
a playable dj miya would be really cute. looks like she outshined gingerbrave this time
finally got sugar swan, so lucky to use the standard gacha lol, best healer ever (as per chapter 15 beast yeast advice.)
>>1983755she's meant to be the corporate mascot of an evil company, if this game doesn't EoS by the end of the year, she'd probably not be playable until after we get another legendary, which the first one might be Timekeeper Cookie due to that voting result
>https://youtu.be/xdYErAsJbvsAlright Cookie Runners, new update coming, we will be seeing:>Eternal Night! Beyond Dark ReflectionsWell, we did get rid of her in Kingdom, but it's like not a day happened in OvenBreak, so we'll just replace DE with herself and want to get the power to control timelines too, why not!>DaAgar-Agar Cookie and Red Velvet are getting here!>Interesting, funny how we haven't seen that many Kingdom Cookies come but now we got two on the same update cycle, funnier when Red Velvet dipped out when Kingdom DE got her head too far into her ass by the end.>New Legendary Treasure: Dread Grasp of DarknessShit, not sure if i even saved enough to level it up properly, at least unlocking it will be free but that's just 1.>Super Epic Costume for Agar-Agar Cookie, Gem Exchange Epic Costume for Pome and Gacha Epic Costume for Red Velvet, and Super Epic Costume for DEAgar-Agar, Pome and DE look badass and SEX! Red Velvet strikes a good balance of edgy and cute too >Squishy Agar Cube Jelly SetDon't fuck the bear jellies, Waltuh...>Strawberry Shortcake Cookie is here!Fucking adorable! She was really cute and having her in non-india cookie run will be fun.>1 Trillion Challenge updateI've been actually kind of addicted to that mode recently, it becomes stupid overstimulating by last stages tho>New Random ChallengeI don't care too much about this mode... but the effects are cool>Soon: Custom Run is back!And the audience goes mild!>nobody can pronounce Agar-Agar Cookie correctlyKeep that "Intern-hubae" comment to yourself, got old really quick and contributes nothing, thanks.Looking forward to this update, but I'm not sure if it will be amazing too reel back to what was essentially the sendoff of a major villain in one game to just have it like nothing happened in another.
>>1983792MIC MAC IS BACK
UOOOOOOOH! Bratty Hags are for correction!
>>1983782>eos by the end of the yearthat sounds too optimistic. anyways, ovensmash is more pvp than toa.>>1983792thanks copy noted intern-hubae, red velvet and agar agar looking forward to them. See a youtube link instead of the screencap comp of the update highlights since that's effort intensive? Sheesh, no need to get riled up intern-hubae.
>>1983862Kill yourself
>>1983866Hey Anon, if calling you intern-hubae after posting a youtube link makes you so mad to the point of telling someone to kill themselves, then it sounds like you have a lot going on in your life. Please change and grow as a person
>>1979291Well, she's not going to be meta anytime soon, so your best bet would be those tbd cookies, also, the usual elements like fire, water, grass, earth, light, darkness just like gacha botw?>>1983871kek this.
>>1983792>new Legendary TreasureGawd DAMMIT.
Time to electrify the Arena!Lol no, this team ain't winning shit against the meta.
>>1983792I don't care about DE but looks fun or whatever >>1983873>>1983871It's always you two niggers being annoying and then try to gaslight others into thinking they're the problem
>>1983910we are some months away from also having legendary treasures in kingdom being a thing by this point
>>1983939at least that means that i can use the few thousand tickets i have lying around
>>1983967the way the do these kind of things it might not even work and only be pulled from a new gacha time limited currency
>>1983914Yeah because this >>1980366 has been the meta lately. >>1983710Song is cringe. Wished we go back to the classics like escape from the witch's oven from ovenbreak instead.
>>1983910You better save up on that mileage, niggy. That's approx 120k mileage as suggested by >>1834834 post. aw seriously? seriously.
>>1984233blue slushy truly is best girl
Blue Slushy nerfed kek
>>1984318she already was before too lmao
>blue slushy nerfedWell damn deserved.
Hoping we get another instance of perfect attendance haha
Blue Slushy nerfed? Good. Now, maybe they can help my girl here, because what the fuck is that firing speed.
holy fuck you can just pull her out of this?
>>1984450Its not even the firing speed, her damage is just too low. It feels like you have to unload an entire clip just to kill someone.Shes also very demanding, shes has to be at a high level just to be somewhat decent, her bare minimum to do work is level 6, cause she gets the arching turret ult, which is absolutely crucial for her. On the way, youll get her special variant at level 4 which increases her mov spd, which she needs to get away from trouble better, and she benefits from passives, as you can increase her health and reduce her special cooldown (thats level 8 and 10). Keep in mind that you cannot stack passives, you can only choose two, just like how it was in the beta.Lastly, your turrets atk and hp scale with your level, so the higher your string cheese is the betterSo as you can see, you need all of this, just to be decent with her. I hope they add like a passive that raises your atk in the future. Or you know, just buff her
haven't played TOA in ages, how do i get the legendary cookies?
>>1984450At least she's better than Red Velvet. For being so fragile he sure does no damage.
>>1984457this has been true of all the chest of trophies events and their corresponding cookiesthe odds are actually quite high
>>1984466Do your missionsOtherwise, pay up, if you want the other two that came before
>>1984470still gonna use him more than any other cookieit helps once you get him to the point where you can upgrade his special to have a stun as well, i don't think the base vampirism does much in comparison
>>1984537You mean the one with shorter cooldown, shorter range, and two charges, I assume. They all stun.
>>1984554oh, i guess i misread his skill. yeah, i barely notice the life steal on the default.he seems like a high skill ceiling character, where you want to grab the enemy supports/snipers and draw them into your allied tanks and fighters but that requires more teambuilding and coordination than a cookie game for children will probably allow
>play chili pepper>get mvp almost every game
>>1984578Their songs are pretty good, yeah.
>>1984240>>1984318>>1984368nerf so strong they refunding people that bought shit just to max her
holy FUCK2MSUBSCRIBERSCRK
I'd kill for them to fix the Ovensmash PC controls so I don't have to drag the goddamn cursor around to target.
>>1984606Kek. Thought no refunds. Rather a buff than a nerf, now.
I love Bacon Roll but man it really does feel like she needs a little extra something to really compete with the top melees.
>>1984606People are saying it's because of some Korean law.
spent way too long troubleshooting my guild battle team because i went from 30billion to 20billionthis game sucks why do i even play it
>kpop demon hunters>instead of mikuGoodness, the popularity of that toon really did exploded, and priority going to korean ips instead of the jappy ones like sanrio hello kitty and sega sonic, will never see a miku cookie, not unless you count that oc fangame.
>>1984885>korean devs prioritizing korean IPs for collaborationswoah
>>1984885>that oc fangameI thought fangames were a no-no but, if it consists of just OCs is fine, right?
>>1984885>sanrio hello kitty and sega sonicthey already fucking made them half a decade ago, you missed out niggaand>wow they're doing a collab with a massively successful new IP that is taking the world over while the iron is hot instead of already established IPs that haven't gotten a major thing released aside from collabing already no waaaay
>>1984928If they got BTS-tier power levels, oh my wizards, byebye sugar swan, byebye marshmallow bunny.>>1984939There's one, but it's purely cookie ocs. too much cookie ocs...
>>1984963There's no possibly way they're going to replace Sugar Swan.
>>1984963Collab cookies will never be in any meta except for very short term events
what is this fucking game lmao
what do we think of angel chiffon now that her debut has passed recently?>>1985014it's a game that uses that fairy tale gingerbread man along with maplestorian worldbuilding weirdness, also april fools soon.
>managed to build up enough milage to max the legendary treasureBLESSED. Now if only my luck with the costume gatcha was better.
>>1985021She's cute! Also those updates with simple histories are the best
Looking for a 3rd party member in OvenSmash to complete these dumb full party quests. Add Unownoir for the invite. Thank you!
>>1985027I have 39k so still a while away from maixng it but just from trying it out in random cookie trials it's incredibly distracting compared to the spear and the orb.
>>1985510Took me a while to get a high enough score for the title.
I get blackberry, kumiho, and tiger lily, but what sex appeal does carrot have except for her hardworking belle persona?>>1985010The bts cookies were arena meta in their first debut kinda like a proto marshmallow bunny special - best buffer and healer at the time.>>1985283what did the intern mean by this?!?!
>>1985576Man probably just really like Carrots. Might have been their first Epic in OB. Mine was Bonbon (hell, seeing a pic of her got me into the games in the first place).
>the April Fools event for ToA is the characters behaving like this is all just one big show, and plays like OBI love shit like this.
>>1985035>updates with simple historiesLike in the general cookie run canon or those little update stories? Anyways, kinda bummed with the gacha rates, gonna keep on pitymaxxing with those rainbow crystals. 72 for super epics, and getting refunds like 5 rainbow crystals after pulling super epic dupes. Yikes!
>>1985837The green reminds me Shine Muscat Cookie. Related? Probably even more successful than Parfait Cookie?
>>1985027You got that much mileage? That's cool. Hate how long mileage builds up across almost all of the cookie run live service. Missed the banners of all three in crk - millenial tree, poison dough, and pom-pom dough sheesh.
you wouldn't fuck a cookie
>>1985998i most certainly would fuck a cookie. i'd fuck as many as i could until i ran out of holes. then i'd start over
>>1985998I don't know anon, there are a lot of cookies who need a good fucking, bet Black Pearl Cookie would turn into White Pearl (in more than one sense) by just by just a good human dicking alone
anons wtf, my copy of Helltaker has updated and has characters from cookie run?!? https://files.catbox.moe/ljvfy0.mp4You could also download and play it or whatever, and there's some cool art there!https://files.catbox.moe/kj1jy7.zip
>>1986323>It’s Pastel Meringue Cookie as HelltakerI’ll pass, but splendid job with this nonetheless
>>1984940Sonic and Tails? They look interesting. Love the fanart that depicted more than them usually, saw one time an amy and shadow (has been quite the recolor from sonic.)
>>1986706do you even read the nonsense you type
>>1983748Sugar Swan and Dark Enchantress seems to carry the team so well in that chapter and the 15th chapter. glad I skip buttoned all the dialogue to get the beast yeast title. Also on the tangent, it does feel like Black Pearl is flanderized to the point that she's just known as big abyss hungry cookie monster in cookiechat. Writing is very questionable. Skip whenever possible.
>>1984612>3000 of that nougat thing for that mycookie costumeHas there been news of a new costume set lately? It feels like devsis forgot about bringing a new costume gacha for the mycookie.>>1984812it does lol, but why do you still play?
>>1986706>Max Level 60>Pure Vanilla and Sea FairyMan, those were simple times. Love a snapshot of kingdom's past. Very cool.
>>1985998Lol ok.
>>1985998I have hopes for the First Witches to have the potential to be human-sized. Currently thinking about them to be shortstacked, kinda like those coomy fantasy goblin girls, but like lighter and way, way softer.
>>1986858First Vanilla already had her design revealed,but I'm suprised green tea is included.It's not a very common baking ingredient in cookies,I expected something like cinnamon or nutmeg instead.
>>1986903Must be the popularity of matcha, green tea's very popular in the far east, so shoehorning that tea flavor is expected. >Cinnamon and NutmegThose sound like secondary character flavors - one's a stage illusionist, while the other is like an officer to burning spice. I'd like to think that matcha and green tea mousse are pretty popular cookies for epics - pic tangentially related, surprised to see a first green tea-like cookie as a cookie run oc.
>>1986858>>1986903>>1986958huh, I really thought a First Spice would've be a thing
>>1986765>literally sextingSHE'S BEGGING FOR COCK, Lord Oyster really did a number on her but nothing a good plowing can't fix
>>1984674I think the dash + shield special does help a little, but yeah, her kit just feels very simple.
>>1987010>first spicepic related, at least in the culinary arts, vanilla is considered to be a type of spice. Heck, secondmost expensive to saffron. Speaking of spices, the closest we got would be cinnamon and peppercorn in ovenbreak, nutmeg tiger and burning spice in kingdom. I'm not up to date with the spice flavor representation with regards to wcb or to toa or as of today, to ovensmash.
>>1986323Goddamn this is incredible work for an April Fools joke, nicely done Anon
>>1986765>literally vore RP
>>1987080do peppers count as spice? or they are just spicy? because we have Capsaicin Cookie and the many Pepper Cookies too, do peppers count as spices?
>>1987229Some peppers can be sliced or grounded or made into dust or poured as a sauce and shit ton more of things to make something spicy, pretty much they are what can cause something to become a spice and be spicy when added in many ways, which half of the cookie run cookies that are "hot" are just the whole ass pepper variation and/or with literal fire added
How do I stop sucking at Guild Battles?Like for Red Velvet Dragon, I'm only doing 2 billion damage.
>>1987361unironically jsut min-maxing stats with toppings and beascuits, and watching a guide video for the timing instead of just letting it happen
>>1987361Anything that's even marginally difficult in CRK can be solved by looking up a guide on YouTube. Unlike the other Cookie Run games, it's actually fairly well-documented in English.