You want summa them Cookie Run Games? We gotchu. We got so many Cookie Run Games to discuss, and we're sure you're going to talk about EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. Right? Here's all the latest:Ovenbreak>Operation: Now Hiring - Get into the TBD and plant fondue C4 at the designated location!>Meet Dark Fondue Cookie - Disrespect her! Fight the system!>New Rewind Feature - Fix your mistakes in your runs! You didn't beat the game!>New costumes and jelly shapes!>Chestnut Cookie has somehow not noticed temporal rifts! What an idiot!>New Treasure -Twirling Timepiece! Get them points!>Meet PAIN De Campagne Cookie soon!Kingdom>Meet Dark Enchantress Cookie (New Witch Rarity [Unrelated to a Wicked™ Collab]) and Mold Dough Cookie (Epic)!>5th Anniversary Festival - Get sweet rewards at the Plaza with your special Guest, Fresh Apple Fairy Cookie!>Emblem of Darkness, Grand Darkness Pass, Path of the Absolute and Beast-Yeast events to get Dark Enchantress Cookie!>Star-Spire of Resonance - New Mode to upgrade and obtain cookies from certain elements!>New Legendary Costumes for Shadow Milk Cookie and Eternal Sugar Cookie - This is going off-script!>Guardian of the Rift is back - And harder than ever!>Bear Jelly Rush is here . new mini game mode to match-3 pies! - Where have we've seen this before?>Beast-Yeast Episode 13 Available - Being edged at the edge of light and darkness before the grand climax!Tower of Adventures>Meet Melanchream Cookie (Legendary) and Shallot Cookie (Epic) - New and strong dark type cookies very important to the plot!>Respective Legendary and Epic artifacts for both Cookies added - Invincible for a few seconds with the right combinations!>Abyss Raid Season 2 - Obtain Shallot Cookie's first costume by beating harder difficulties, or splurge in the costume gacha for her second one!>Reworks and Rebalancing for early adventure and story mode to make a smoother experience and give better rewards!
Witch's Castle BLAST>Meet First Berry Cookie (First Rarity) and Mistletoe Cookie (Epic)! >Added Mistletoe Baskets Gimmick and New Cookie Skill buffs!>New Main Puzzle Levels 4,751 to 4,800! - Fun is Infinite!Puzzle World>Meet Maple Taffy Cookie! He ended up in the wrong game!>We found Micmac hiding in the game files! Sneaky!>A large pool of jam was discovered where we last left Skating Queen Cookie's future development!>0.3 new levels added!Is 2026 CRG starting off right? Do any cookies creep you out? Is Fig Cookie Anon happy about the new costume? What would you do with Timekeeper's powers? What's your favorite cookie run track? Does Baguette Cookie have a good design? How many Cookie Run Games are you juggling in the big 26? Discuss all things Cookie Run!2026! Birthday Cake Cookie would like for you to know the 26th element on the periodic table is Iron! Iron is actually the second most abundant metal on earth and necessary for the creation of steel! It's what makes your bloodjam so red! What a nice mineral it is too! It improves your sleep and memory! It reduces fatigue! Just make sure you don't consume too much! We love our iron though! Where would we be without it? Cast iron, rebar, radiators and grates! How great! Be sure to be thankful for iron today!Birthday Cake Cookie would like to remind you that the g in /crg/ stands for GAMES, not general! The rules state that threads that talk about a specific game are considered generals, which belong on /vg/! However, these threads are centered around MULTIPLE games of different genres! For example, Cookie Run: Ovenbreak is a runner! Cookie Run: Kingdom is a townbuilding RPG! Cookie Run: Puzzle World is a match three puzzler! Devsisters is currently working with a multitude of Cookie Run Games of different genres right now as well! These threads have never been to talk about a singular game! These threads are not generals and do not fit general specifics! Please keep this in mind forever, thank you!
Is there a Cookie Run image booru? Asking because I know I've seen it discussed before and I've seen funny memes people made and shared about Anon with the cookies, including my waifu
I don't like that you need Dark Fondue to progress past the first stage,but Cream Puff buff is nice.The game keeps crashing on me though.Making rewind time-limited was probably for the best but why did they add the daily limit too?At least it's useable in Breakout,even though i wanted to use it in cookie trials the most
Shoutout to the joker who put this up at MTSU
I’m sticking to easy mode in this new dessert mini game.
>>1937825no and there wont' ever be one apparently
what did she mean by this
>>1938182she's only letting the kingdom timeline continue to exist because it's funny and gives the cookie goverment a reason to keep TBD to fix White Lily's constant shitstains of actions that lead to her becoming Dark Enchantress, obviously.
>>1938279Was I stupid for thinking this was about Longan doing some reincarnation bullshit with Dragon Eye
does anyone have that "beasts vs ancient cookies" image similar to picrel?it was drawn in mspaint
Did some art!>>1937796>Is 2026 CRG starting off right? Well, It could be slightly better after the bit of a fumble that the start of CROB was with the main update, I didn't care too awful much and didn't play any of that cycle, but now with CRK's big anniversary alongside TBD update is showing to be a LOT better! Been liking how it's going so far, hope they keep it more consistent and less of a banger and then meh stuff!>Do any cookies creep you out? That one anglerfish dude in Sugarteara is meant to be creepy, so I guess him, bit of a wasted design on a lot of the sea-like cookies ngl, that one evil captain dude on CRK that was used as a cop out for the bad things oyster cookie's ancestor did to make black pearl cookie's story tragic or whatever also doesn't look too good.>Is Fig Cookie Anon happy about the new costume? I can assure you, yes!>What would you do with Timekeeper's powers? I just wanna slow down time when I'm in a drawing session so it doesn't take literal hours to make a piece so that I can enjoy the day more and work on another or use the whole day to do something else>What's your favorite cookie run track?I'd probably have to review all of the ones with lyrics by that point, so i won't consider those since they'd be at the top, but my Top 3 are these>3 CRK's Today's Bounties ThemeOf all things to have such a short but cool theme, I find the song really good.>2 : LINE/Kakao main theme while on a runIt's the basis for OvenBreak's intro theme and most of those leitmotif tracks, very essential, also used in "Go For It!" that is a vocal track, I just love it>1: Timekeeper's ThemeStraight up one of the most iconic songs they've made and keeps being used and referenced as a leitmotif for the TBD and the cookies in it for a reason, a good chunk of the song themes for other cookies there.>Does Baguette Cookie have a good design? Yes she makes my penis big>How many Cookie Run Games are you juggling in the big 26? CRK, CROB and ToA!
Has anyone received ranking rewards for season one of the Guardian of the Rift event, yet?
Spent so many gems levelling up Bamboo Blade that now I have fuck-all for the new cookie, even Xitang cookie is not fully leveled and now there's a new treasure.
>>1939572The gist is that if you’re not absurdly rich in diamonds, it’s not worth it to max a legendary
>>1939374I got pity points because I couldn't beat hard mode @__@
>>1937796>Is Fig Cookie Anon happy about the new costume?Hey Bday Cake Anon! I can assure you I am over the moon, had to draw pic related to celebrate.I don't really play Cookie Run anymore or visit these threads but I had to at least pop back when I saw the new costume. I still love Fig and I treasure the times I've had here. Hope 2026 is treating you all well!
>>1937796>Birthday Cake Cookie would like to remind you that the g in /crg/ stands for GAMES, not general! The rules state that threads that talk about a specific game are considered generals, which belong on /vg/Y'know, I know it's been a while, but the rules on /vst/, /vm/, and /vmg/ were subtly updated to remove that rule on no generals, last I checked.
I'm stuck at 2/3 credit for "hire a cookie from Recommended" and I can't figure out why
>>1940032I am well aware!>>1939977Super cute Cream Unicorn! I like him a lot!
They gave him the halo but it sill looks boring as fuck
Holy fucking shit dude the ultimate cookie is just GingerBrave https://www.youtube.com/live/9xeugqS04cU?si=sao-jJVXA3c2SYOu
>Timekeeper, for whatever fucking reason, brings the bug Beasts concept into reality She’s just doing it for the love of the game
>>1940706still no idea how he won, didn't see anyone caring about this dude and the dragons are so popular they'll eventually get to kingdom too>>1940821The video says that he also steals the life force and powers of other cookies so they just made All For One from MHA into a cookie too lmao>>1940843>might as well test gingerbrave and this timeline if they want to stay
>>1940821Man, so many massive lore drops. It's hype seeing all the cookie lore from different games coming together.
>MORE beastslop>another fucking groupyaawn timekeeper mogs
>>1940821People are saying the first milk image is fanart,did anyone check?
>>1940936>Timekeeper cookie saw DE making her beasts and thought "I am gonna do that! But better with blackjack and hookers!"Kek. But if we are getting more dragons and Beasts then DE is gonna be meta for long ass time.
>>1940821niggerbrave
>the beast cookies were baked with BUGS>If you eat a beast cookies, you are actually eating ZE BUGSThat's nasty, wtf were the witches thinking?...Anyway... Which one is your favorite?
>>1940821>wizard cookie...means nothing to me...
>>1941157Isn't centipede a thing already?Also definitely Mystic Flour,she actually looks scary here.
>>1941157was kind of hoping that whatever came after the beasts would be truly brand new, but i guess they'll do anything to keep cash cow shadow milk in the main cast
>>1941174>was kind of hoping that whatever came after the beasts would be truly brand newEh, even if it wasn't the beast cookies the chances of something new were incredible. The dragons were already foreshadowed for years ever since Pitaya cookie first showed up (I doubt they will be happy about the existence of the moldy cookies either) and Timekeeper cookie and the TBD have been eyeing the Kingdom timeline for a while too. It was pretty obvious they would both get involved eventually. I also feel it's too early to get rid of the beast cookies. This is the end of Dark Enchantress arc, it doesn't necessarily mean the Beasts should go too. There whole thing is that they are mad at the witches but we have seen the witches they communicated with at all. There is still a lot of potential to explore there. Becoming bugs also relates to the original concept for them, they are actually becoming beasts now instead of cookies with the title of "Beast".
>Playing tower defense mode>had like three legendaries>at the end of hard mode though, summon a mango cookie and he stalls the boss from getting into Burning Spice's range>lose the runShould I just sell this guy whenever I see him?
>>1941273why didn't you move burning spice closer to the boss? are you retarded?
What the fuck do you mean just as long are they shoving every single groupslop arc in there or what?Even the dragons didn't get that much content.
oh boy i wonder how will the fandom react to this cosplayer>>1941319you can move the units?>>1941363they could just shovel either all the tbd lore to kingdom and/or retelling gingerbrave's story in there too
>>1941403on one side, too white, cultural appropriation, etc.on another, tits too small, hips too thin, etc.Very cool, share the next ones
>>1941157what the fuck is Shadow Milk supposed to be? I forgot>>1941363>Something ¨significant¨ will happen between timekeeper and croissantwill they fuck?
>>1941457>what the fuck is Shadow Milk supposed to be? I forgot Praying Mantis.
Finally got Dark Enchantress Cookie, this witch is pretty intense, but hiring her was my best bet for clearing that beast-yeast 13-30. Also added my pity gains, like that fancy fit like matcha cookie and butter roll cookie.>>1937727>What's the fucking point of nerfing the trade harbor coin shop againAnother coin sink, think I still got a billion or so coins. I wish there was a sink for that caramel spyglass, the map fragments, the topping enhancers, and those brown and red vials used to ascend cookies and the crystal jams + magic candies>>1937825No cookie booru, but there's a crg archive from a few threads ago. There's also a /v/ booru from past threads too.
>GingerBrave actually was the ultimate cookie>the first witches from Witches castle actually were the Beast cookies parentsWhat the actual fuck, how were the theorists this spot on about everything?
>>1940821>"Ultimate cookie comes straight out of the oven">Dark Caco cookie:
Wonder if the season 2 title is the same as the season 1 title.
Share your builds
From time to time I wish I had cleaner portraits in the Cookies menuAnd for Hollyberry and Vanilla to have their civil costumes from when they didn't reveal they are the Ancient heroesAnd Shadow Milk Animatronic boss as a costume too
>>1942007that third one looks like absoluite shit and would not even be visible for anything lower than 5* and 5*A
>>1942042I suggest both of those only for the Highest grade
Post your favorite CR fanart. It can be lewd, cute or cool. I just want to save more to my folder
>>1942335
>>1942335Granny.
>>1942335my beautiful wife who one day will get a rework and a trial and a new costume perhaps
>>1942335Screenshot in memory games is op, so at least the rewards are easygoing, not as generous as that snakes and ladders minigame event dough,
My art book came today! Sorry for shit quality though, I have to work soon.
>yfw hollyberry catches you in the hotsprings (its mixed day and shes drunk)
>>1940821Think we're gonna see an awakened Gingerbrave then?
>>1943717What would he even look like?His most defining trait is that he's a basic bitch both clothes personality and design wise,and unless they do a mega starmie I doubt devsis would be willing to change it
>>1941565>GingerBrave the franchise mascot not being important were he is basically the chosen one on each and every single game, lorewise he always wins against legendary cookies and world ending threats despite being a common cookie gameplay wise (AKA plot armor)>The Witches created the Beasts, the Witches turned into cookies in Witch's Castlewoah
>>1942437I'm still a bit salty that some of the older cookies still don't have trials, like you guys can't get an intern to come up with something to start it off?
>>1943520Ha ha, I'm in danger.
>>1943520
>>1941564Can someone repost the crg archive and the /v/ booru? I tried checking desuarchive but it doesn't have /vmg/ on its list
>>1943520>>1944263How tall is Hollyberry? Either way she can rape me
>>1944841Shes beeg muscle lady coded, she might look fat, but thats cause of the dressYou can make comparisons around that
>>1945007I bet she's like 7 feet tall, and yes she can rape me
>>1943520>”OHhhhhH my DEAAAArest FRIEND, AnOn…you wish TO join MEEEeee in the mixed BATHhhhsss?? It is a mixed day today, soooo weeee can both have a baaath togetherrrr~ Ougghhh, just meeee and youuuuu~”
>>1943222POST THE SILENT SALT PAGE ALREADY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, and not just one singular part of it, EVERY. LAST. PAGE
>two new Cookies>Shining Berry Cookie & Neon Danish Cookie >none of them are Fire TaggersDevsis please... I don't want to use Mala anymore.
>>1945416Fire tagger will drop the update after along with the next guardian, pheonix pepper
>>1944262>older cookies still don't have trialsfeature creep, and usually the every 15 days update, the focus is solely in the latest updated epic or legendary cookies, pets, and treasures and the "old cookies" gets an event costume or super epic costume.>>1944834>desuarchiveIt's arch b4k dev though.
>>1945509Oh finally, a the Epic Fire Tagge->new Legendary as wellOh lord.
>>1945575That's it, thank you! Just didn't know the archive
I play crob on both my phone and pc, the ONLY cookie that makes me game lag to all hell is lychee dragon, all other cookies dont lag my shit its only this one, fuck you lychee
>>1943829Just give him a big annoying ass aura. Not everyone need a stupid hat.
>>1941565>95% of new First Milk fanart will now have Shadow Milk accompanying herThe monkey’s paw curls
>>1946855not like she was getting any because anything that isn't OvenBreak and Kingdom get fanart
>Cookie Run Universe >Upcoming Releases and Key Events2026>March Cookie Run: Oven Smash, DevNow >Project CC scheduled for release in the second half of the year2029 (Cookie Run's 20th anniversary)>Project N scheduled for releaseThere's a lot of new cookies in that image and it appears there's at least 3 that are future like versions of GingerBrave, GingerBright and Strawberry CookieAnd yeah sure why not let's just make a breath of the genshin cookie run
>>1947757That sounds quite ambitious! So this is like a mmo, open world experience? Hoping to see some mycookies.
>>1947757i dont like open world gacha games, but im kinda excited for a cookie run one, i hope devsis gets more creative with the world building and isnt just "this will be cookie run in 2013"also people are saying that project CC is an idle rpg, so cookie wars its back i guess?? the artstyle is gorgeousalso doctor bones is there! shame pizza isnt
>>1947757I just want them to make sure OvenSmash is good. Gimmie String Cheese and Melon Soda
>>1947757Can't wait for Cookie Run Star Rail>No, Tower of Adventures does not count because it's real time cringe, not turn based
>>1947973Project CC really does seem like a celebration of Cookie Run with all the familiar faces and new ones
https://youtu.be/OtRunCIXGOc?si=Rmu1pEIzheaWrbKd Now you will watch this too
>>1949131I'd lick pizza cookie all over too if i could
>>1940821It's gonna be GingerBright, ain't it?
>>1949995that's literally just gingerbrave but if made with legendary+ powers
That’s a HUGE Cake Witch!
>>1941174Anon, we knew for a while that after the Beasts we were getting the Kingdom's version of the Dragon plotline and eventually Timekeeper. The only things that have changed are that the crown cakehound plot is apparently being picked up again and they're bringing the First Witches into CRK to finally start unifying the lore, but the general foundation of what comes next post-Beast Yeast has always been the same.
>>1950249The only reason I can even tell this thing is still fundamentally cake/candy based is the fact it has candycane fingernails.
>>1950249fuck it. Titmouth
>>1950352the only mouth that should be on her tits is mine
>>1950249Even though Timekeeper and Longan cookie are obviously more powerful than Dark Enchantress, Dark Enchantress feels more impressive in her feats. Think about it, she made a cake witch in the form of human. That's like recreating a creator diety.
>>1950249>>1950352>a pastry that I can actually have sex withThose mad devs have no idea what they have unleashed...
>>1950249>>1950457That's nightmare fuel
>>1950471>That's nightmare fuelYou say that like it's a bad thing
>>1950457>>a pastry that I can actually have sex withas opposed to?
>>1939347Wow Caramel Choux is no longer worthless!
>>1944263I read that as Bimbo Centre
>DE had a counter to the dragon she made a deal with>this means she knew that the dragon would find out she lied and gain it's power back, but also would actually join the alliance>also all her cookies are OP which means she just fucked around when they could've easily wiped the floor with the ancients before their awakenings and allianceThis is silly
>>1951252i mean keep in mind that canonically she had at least like 4 to 5 years to actively do and plan things once she was out, not to mention that she'd have at least some kind of plans before the dark flour war toothose mold cookie's whole thing is that they're strong but also crumble very easily if you can get a hit in, though they can be recovered somehow
>>1950456Longan literally flash-froze the entire planet and nearly broke the multiverse hard enough that even Timekeeper was worried. That's far beyond anything DE has done, even if she has recreated a Witch (and note not all witches are created equal - the second batch of witches who Dark Enchantress slaughtered are FAR inferior to the First Witches).
>>1951443There's also the fact that Longan's Dragon Ball-er Orbs are leaking power, so much that criminal organization like the Cult of the Umbral Pact now wanna use them. Like what's stopping other groups like Steak Cookie's gang from trying to use them?
>Leaks are out>Silent Salt actually DID ITThe age of blue clown faggotry...It's finally over...We're free! FREE!!!
what the fuck
>>1951911THAT'S MY FUCKING COMMANDER
Omigosh, she's adorable.
someone kill the fucking dough cookies already holy shit they are so miserable
>To Be Continued
startin'
>>1952085quite patheticalso got only 5 soulstones for purple mold cookie
>>1952016they already said it was going to be at least 3 chapters
>>1951990>thinking even death will free them
>>1951911I KNEEL LORD COMMANDER
>>1951911I FUCKING KNEEEEEEEEEEL.
>>1951979>pom-pom dough cookieI thought her spores are like bombs just like candy apple cookie, also, devsis really likes their heterochromia cookies>5AYou must really like that cookie, anon. Is she good lately?>SupportPlease be a chaos and poison healer hee hee
>finally a good light dpsShinning berry is a fucking beast, people will never complain about light dpses being trash ever againI dont even need a new fucking support with her around, but rest assured neon will shit all over lemon too
>>1951911I doubt devsis will kill off their cashcow after giving him this many cutscenes,he's going to come back after the cliffhanger with plot armor for sure.
>>1952312First, I just needed a break from this blue faggot, secondly, some of the best villians become better when humbled.
>>1952372Fair enough,I like bastards as much as the next guy but I also like when they get bullied for it.
>>1952312He was simply deceiving everyone into thinking he was dead! Because deceit!
>>1952312It's already been confirmed that all the beasts are coming back (as bugz) because of Timekeeper acording to the devtalk. It's still super cathartic to see Shadow Milk get run through with a sword. He's a character who we all thought would get redeemed because Pure Vanilla is way too nice to him. Silent Salt atleast trying to murder him is way better than Pure Vanilla doing a Steven Univere style redemption for his bitch ass.
>>1952626>It's already been confirmed that all the beasts are coming back (as bugz) because of Timekeeper acording to the devtalk.I really fucking hate time travel as much as multiverse shit. NO ONES EVER REALLY GONE
Mystic Flour continues to have the best aesthetics of all the beasts. Even trapping them in a giant lotus pod/steamer basket is fucking metal as hell. Shame she has such little screen time but we need more time for clown town because that's the only one that ever matters.
>>1952656You silly Billy. This is a Gacha game. No one can die during the main story unless they were already dead long ago before the story began.
>>1952676what about elder faerie
>>1952662>"Shame she has such little screen time but we need more time for clown town because that's the only one that ever matters."When she:>Actually fought this time instead of "it was all a dream like last chapter">Dark Caco cookie needed help from ancient cookie friends, Crunchy chip cookie, and even a seasoned war vet like Tea Knight Cookie>her hands actually fucking killed Cream Wolf>even got Stormbringer cookie to get off her ass and smite her with the power of Dark Cacao's dragonI thought Mystic Flour's fight was pretty fantastic all things considered. It wasn't all like Eternal Sugar Cookie's fight which can be summed up as:>ES: "Plz, plz, plz stay in my sex dungeon Hollyberry! I'll even invite your friends!!!">Hollyberry: "...Firespirit Cookie, get the flamethrower..."
Fucking Finally OvenSmash is herehttps://x.com/crovensmash/status/2021782978050044027?s=46&t=UPMZ9z6f-4FV-jeOs2fgrQhttps://youtu.be/HmXJvkdH5Xc?si=xz8SGbGofbQnG6hj>CookieRun's first urban fantasy PvP action game is here!>Pre-registration for CookieRun: OvenSmash is now live!>Pre-register today to get access to exciting content and exclusive rewards.>Welcome to Platter City, the city drawing Cookies from all over the world! >Are you ready to jump into a whole new kind of CookieRun experience?>Pre-register now!
>>1952676Elder Faerie ate shit and died anon, and he was a pretty major fucking character. Dark Enchantress is also probably dying at the end of the war, or at best, merging back into White Lily.
>>1952863I like how Eternal Sugar didn't even really fight because of how obsessed she was with trapping Hollyberry in her groomer sex dungeon, so it didn't take long at all for Fire Spirit to show up and instantly roast her. It's also kinda fitting how the moment any of the Guardians are allowed to do anything under their stations, they immediately wipe the floor with the Beasts to the point they're basically crippled for the rest of the war.
>>1952933Why do we need to pre-register twice
Damn he canonically got penetrated by a big black sword
>>1952933Some of these costumes are really goodhttps://youtube.com/shorts/OuCiE9CkozQ?si=Lo6vXPGQwSGPAGV_
>>1953043Would
>>1952933Holy shit I wanna main Blackberry cookie
WHY THE FUCK RYE COOKIE HAS BEAUTIFUL SKINS IN BOTH OF THE 3D GAMES BUT IN THE 2D SHE'S FUCKING FORGOTTEN??
>>1953043Why is Gingerbrave cosplaying as Vince McMahon
>>1953046I want Tiger Lily cookie to rape me
>>1952863Dyke burning was funny
>>1952933got excited thinking it was the smash clone did that one get canned?
>>1953549whatthere was never a smash/platform fighter clone ever plannedthis one was a game that did take a shit ton of time to get done tho
>>1953020Still surprised that in one of the many new chapter guides, saw a build that's big on cooldown for both having the cream puff cookie and dark enchantress cookie for most of latest chapter 14's stages. Currently stuck with 14-25, and that's using the likes of APVanilla, AWLily, ESugar, DE, and SSalt lately. Treasures? Usual scroll, whistle, and epic stopwatch>>1953046I like this maid tiger lily, hair over one eye's real sex.
Literally, what the fuck is White Lily Cookie supposed to do against THIS!?
>>1954459let these 3 fight for oncethat's itsomehow these 3 beat the shit out of it in the stage you fight it as and it gets solvedit's gonna end like that and your're gonna like it
>>1954459>>1954461You guys forget that Dark Enchantress taking this form is JUST for the sake of being powerful enough to endure lighting the Oven and completing the Ultimate Cookie. This STILL isn't the final boss.
>>1954527anon we all saw the ultimate cookie and there's a non-0-percent chance that this happens with gingerbrave and him to solve it too
This whole time I thought burning spice was the most pathetic of the beasts because his only justification for going sicko mode was lol bored But no apparently Shadow Milk really has his breakdown because there was something he couldn't answer and he decided to kill the entire world. That's even worse SHADOW MILK COOKIE YOU'RE PATHETIC. AND YOU'RE GAY
I'm stuck on the hard mode for beast yeast 14-15. the one with venom dough cookie. i'll switch over to normal just to finish the episode, but does any one have any tips?
>>1954574Shadow Milk, the most rapeable gay cookie in all of Earthbread
>>1954551Whilst likely, they're probably still going to have to fight it anyway before Gingerbrave can reason with it.
>>1954574Anon, Burning Spice's crash out wasn't because "lul bored" - that's just the surface level claim he makes because he can't/refused to articulate his growing displeasure with the state of the world. Burning Spice lost it because he was stuck watching civilizations grown and change and grow and then wither out and die, or crash and burn in the same way. He said it himself, how everything was changing and yet not changing at all despite that, repeating the same cycle over and over for eons on end. The problem is he thought purely in the sense of his role as someone who brought change and observed it happening, but did not intervene in the cycle of said change - instead opting to let civilizations live and die under their own merits. It's why he fucking hates Golden Cheese Cookie so much, because he's projecting onto her and is seething that she managed to break the same cycle of her civilization ending that he thought was inevitable (because unlike her, he never bothered to directly intercede and preserve any society he built up rather than let them die).All of the Beasts have these issues. They think purely in terms of their roles and have IMMENSE difficulty viewing things outside of them, so when shit happened that they couldn't solve through weight of their Virtue alone and without the First Witches to guide them, they snapped. It's especially bad for Shadow Milk, because as a being made to know all, his purpose may as well be moot when he can't even explain what happened to his creator or why they were made.
>>1954574>Shadow Milk >Pathetic and GAYI mean, yeah, he's the joker, the marx of beast-yeast, also destroying earthbread? That's like antithesis to DE, and probably on the tangent of the witches who still use that earthbread to consume cookies for power every now and then.>>1954606>Gingerbrave talks to it>He beats it because of a full-spec speech tree>This only exists in cutscenes>It is never applied in gameplaySo, uh, the cope here is that the 5-strong cookie teams we use in the story mode is just a manifested "personality" or "aspect" of Gingerbrave, so he's only powerful based on how many cookie encounters he has and internalized it as a sort of story appropriate supernatural and physical power?
>>1954967>I mean, yeah, he's the joker, the marx of beast-yeast, also destroying earthbread?This might come as a stretch, but I feel also feel like he's supposed to be a reference to The Cask of Amontillado by Edgar Allen Poe. He is the drunk jester Fortunato, while Silent Salt is the vengeful Montressor. His "turn the world into the chaos for the witches to notice him" is the Amontillado drink. Silent Salt essentially lures him into his downfall (aka the sealing of the wall) and Shadowmilk will never know why.
>>1954612Mucho texto
>>1954459>tfw her name changed from "Dark Enchantress Cookie" to just " Dark Enchantress"She fucking Gijinka'd herself. Fucking gnarly. (On side note though, could the soul jams have been used like this to bring back the human bodies of the first witches? If Dark Enchantress could humanify herself, what's stopping the witches who became cookies?)
>>1954985Impressive. Silent Salt DID seal the beasts especially Shadow Milk. I especially like the reference to that Cask of Amontillado, even then, having silent salt shutting up shadow milk for good is pretty apt. Also, the >>1953020 scene is unlocked somewhere between beast-yeast 14-27 to 30?>>1955004Jokingly, does she have cute feet? Anyways, WCB is completely separate from CRK since it looks like there's two sets of Gingerbraves that are interacting with the firsts in the former, and the ancients + beasts in the latter.
>>1954967>also destroying earthbread? That's like antithesis to DE, Pure Vanilla states that DE wants to drain "all the Life Energy of their world" and the Guardians of Nature reaffirm that her violation of Nature's laws WILL destroy all of Earthbread (possibly reality in general, given reality exists because of Nature) if she's not stopped. DE talks a big game about wanting "true freedom" for all cookiekind, but it's always been cope - she's completely gibberingly insane both because of what she went through and her usage of Black Magic, so all of her actions directly contradict her stated goals.>and probably on the tangent of the witches who still use that earthbread to consume cookies for power every now and then.That was only the second batch of witches who did that, and the game seems to be insistent that DE killed them all during the Witches Banquet. The First Witches (barring First Egg) wouldn't even think of consuming cookies like they did.
>>1955004>(On side note though, could the soul jams have been used like this to bring back the human bodies of the first witches? If Dark Enchantress could humanify herself, what's stopping the witches who became cookies?)Dark Enchantress had to do it via a combination of her immense mastery of Black Magic + draining all the Soul Jams + having an oven to toss her mortal shell into in order to "bake" her new body. And even then, it seems fundamentally unstable and like it's constantly on the cusp of falling apart, which fits with how Dark Enchantress states that what she's going to become will be "neither Witch, nor cookie". She's closer to the Unfathomable in nature than she is a true Witch.I don't think the First Witches could do the same. Both because it would require indulging in levels of Black Magic that would corrupt their minds and souls by default to even start, and it wouldn't even really create a stable 'human' body, just a warped parody that violates the laws of nature. I also don't think they'd WANT new non-cookie bodies if that's the price they'd have to pay.
Something I feel the need to note is that the Korean version apparently more or less confirms that SM was the one who led to the corruption of the other Emissaries, which was theorized but had no explicit confirmation until now. It makes him losing it hit harder since it means he tormented Earthbread possibly for millennia, caused the fall of his sibling deities, and it all ended up being for nothing since the First Witches never even noticed (because they were fucking dead). It also further justifies Silent Salt stabbing the absolute shit out of him.
>>1943520>she asks anon to eat her out while in the hot springs. she falls asleep from drinking too much while squeezing you in place with her thighshow would you escape anon? she promised to have hot sweaty pelvis crushing sex with you. can't do that if you drown to death
>>1955039>more or less confirms that SM was the one who led to the corruption of the other Emissariesi mean silent salt already said that their downfall would come form them beasts already so doesn't add that much
>>1954988>I'm illiterate
>>1955039All because SM can't handle a short question? Fuck beasts, fuck DE, and fuck witches (passionately)>>1955087It's ok crg allows for Mexican intellectuals though lol
>>1955089>All because SM can't handle a short question?I don't think it's the question itself which was the problem but the existential dread that came with the question.
>>1955087no you stupid fucking nigger you're too wordy for what your message is trying to say when it's just>Burning Spice went schizo from watching endlessly repeating patterns of creation and death, not having actual friends but servants and projecting onto golden cheese while all the beasts fuckers didn't have anyone to support themnot even attaching a funny image either fuck you
>>1955024>dark enchantress a liarthat sucked, thought it would be like a maleficent with ambition kinda tragedy, but if she killed all the witches of the second batch, does she even desire world domination or just world annihilation?>First Egg still wants to eat cookiesIs she the token evil First? That's the first witch cookie that appeared to GB during the escape from the oven way before playable first cream, right?
>>1954967the cope here is that it's a video game
>>1955253That's not even four words and chill unc, it's a video game>burning spice tired of creation and deathSounds similar with mystic flour but she did the covid-19 with the thanos snap lol
>>1955253>while all the beasts fuckers didn't have anyone to support themHuh, now that I think about it...>GC has Smoked Cheese, the two trade banter like a married couple, and there was Smoked Cheese's attempt at trying to take control in Ch. 18>HB has Wildberry, who has to keep the Queen Mother from indulging too muchThe only ones that don't fit are PV, DC and WL. But at least they don't have absolute glazers like the Beasts do,
>>1955375PV had Black Raisin,but that was after he got hist by the plot convenience amnesia beam.The real mystery is DC,realistically at least a good portion of his kingdom should hate him since a lot of them did starve outside the citadel due to his paranoia but Caramel Arrow and Crunchy Chip are fine with him.
>>1952263>You must really like that cookie, anon. Is she good lately? After experimenting with her for a bit, i think she's fine. Her main gimmick is "how many debuffs can I apply on the enemy to make DE's nuke hit harder?". The problem is Dragontongue brand fucking kills her if she runs by herself so you need Venom dough cookie to stop that shit and if you are running Venom dough, you obviously want Mold dough too for the full Mold trio buffs. They basically buff DE immensely while debufffing the enemy against chaos damage for one big Poison-Chaos combo. It's the best option for Chaos-content if you can't bring other legenderies/beasts/ancients/witches. Ideally, even with Venom Dough cookie, you still want a healer. Pomegranate Cookie fits since she gains even more heals with her new magic candy and also she also buffs DE (again this is assuming only one legendary+ cookie is allowed) if we ever get a Chaos raid, Chaos guild battle, or something else that restricts the team to Chaos only. This seems like the ideal team.
>>1952263>>1955617Pom pom is mandatory for the red velvet comp, she replaces matcha/lv30 candy dark choco
>in regular content, ES completely destroys any use for him>In chaos content, Venom Dough is superiorWhat is the point of this goober?
Whose great idea was it that Pomegranate makes YOUR TEAM take more damage for having her magic candy?She's unironically worse with it because of how squishy it makes your team unless you max out the candy immediately, otherwise the buffs are useless compared to the amount of damage you'll take
>>1955751sacrifice everyone for Dark Enchantress Cookie. Do it!
>>1954459wait wait wait, so... did DE became a human witch or just a humanoid cake witch??
>>1955870Caked up humanoid
>>1955751Good thing she was already useless beforehand, and theres far better healers out thereLike with cream unicorn, no fire comp is gonna run him while theres better healers around, especially with the new whistle to make up for it
>>1955751The name of the game is "Dark Enchantress hypercarry" you stack as many DE centric buffs (and chaos debuffs for enemies) as possible so that DE can kill the enemy before the enemy kills you. It's pretty much made to be used with the Moldy trio & DE.
I gotta felling that DE is gonna beat Gingerbave n gang so Timekeeper goes in to fix the timeline
>>1956323seems it might be something else
>>1956363Either it's DE making the ultimate cookie and it looks exactly like Gingerbrave (she kept Gingerbrave alive just to gloat over him) OR DE uses Gingerbrave as the final ingredient for the ultimate cookie and it's basically corrupted Gingerbrave.
>>1955873Was there any fanart of her as that >caked up humanoidBy any chance? Hope to see DE like that lol
>>1956565this anything?
>>1955261>that sucked, thought it would be like a maleficent with ambition kinda tragedy, but if she killed all the witches of the second batch, does she even desire world domination or just world annihilation?I don't think even she really knows. She just keeps parroting the "true freedom for all Cookiekind!" rhetoric but as was stated and as DE herself confirms when she's talking about how she will attain HER freedom specifically by transcending the Witches, her stated goals do not line up with the actions she's taken thus far. >Is she the token evil First? That's the first witch cookie that appeared to GB during the escape from the oven way before playable first cream, right?Yes and yes. I don't think First Egg even really wants to eat cookies at all - she's just a massive bitch.
>>1956643AIIIEEE YESSS that's the one! Such a mighty fine find and babe! I am still flummoxed at the thought that there are no legions of cookies THAT HAVE YET to side with her for the ultimate power hahaha!>>1956680Interesting! On that thought:>"true freedom for all Cookiekind!"Could even be interpreted as if life begets suffering, then death is necessary as it is the ultimate freedom from life. >AscensionI wonder if that means she fucks off to a higher or lower plane of existence, and at least it shows that she's unreliable given that she's just self-serving atp>First egg is evil for the lulzSo it's been revealed that she's the only witch that decided to be selfish during that first batch of witches ritual and made her fellow witches lose their human forms one way into cookie forms? Cruel. Hope she gets justice lol
>>1956762>So it's been revealed that she's the only witch that decided to be selfish during that first batch of witches ritual and made her fellow witches lose their human forms one way into cookie forms?Not directly revealed yet, but she's the only First Witch we have encountered who has been dickish to the others for no apparent reason and is the only one who has displayed an arrogant condescending attitude towards others - which fits with how the Witch who fucked up the grand ritual meant to save everything was described as "the arrogant witch". Unless there's a Silent Salt tier twist, she's the most likely candidate.
>>1956762>Could even be interpreted as if life begets suffering, then death is necessary as it is the ultimate freedom from life.Look at DE, thinking she's all Seymore and shit.https://youtu.be/VNYFUy9URgo?si=Gsld4K4b2ZY_jGBU&t=45
>>1956877What were the plans for releasing a playable First Egg? Would she be considered a playable antagonist once she's released?>Silent Salt tier twistLooking forward to it, alright.>>1956984I think in that kind of parallel with ff, then that makes shadow milk like kefka, kinda aesthetically. Probably he was defeated a wee too early to be considered an apocalyptic threat, methinks.
>>1957759>that makes shadow milk like kefkaOh for sure, an powerful being wrapped in the guise of a clown, who loves to corrupt things into twisted mockeries of what they are? Hell one of the bosses in the final fight is a twisted version of the Pietà sculpture by Michelangelo. Instead of a Mary holding the battered body of her own son, in the place of Jesus is Kefka, lounging back like "it ain't no thing", while the arms of the Lady (called Maria in Japanese) are broken off, as if Kefka rejects even a mother's love.
I fucking hate this dice minigame, it's a waste of time
>>1957956Same! To be honest I just hate the red notification icons making a mere suggestion a mean eyesore to go through crk's dailies. Spending 30min to 1hr? Goodness gracious, lol...
>>1957759>What were the plans for releasing a playable First Egg?For Kingdom? I assume she's getting released with all the other First Witches/Cookies when we get to their plotline (in like 2030 given how fucking long the Dark Enchantress plot has been, and the Dragons/Timekeeper will probably be AT LEAST as long).>Would she be considered a playable antagonist once she's released?Same as the Beasts or DE herself, yeah.
>Spend rainbow cubes>Get legendary costume>It's the fucking Shadow Milk costumeGod, I fucking hate this piece of shit.
>>1958325ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
>>1955039Back up your claim here please, anon. What the hell would Shadow Milk have done to get Burning Spice and Eternal Sugar to corrupt, considering they seemed to do that just fine on their own? How does he confirm this?
>>1958904Eternal Sugar would be easy enough to explain,she was already delusional before she corrupted so all Shmilk had to do what he did with Mystic Flour,tell the cookies there's paradise near ES's domain when actually he's giving them wrong directions and luring them into beast territory.If he did it near her garden,this would reinforce her belief that the outside world is too dangerous and everyone must be kept safe.I'm calling bullshit on Burning Spice though,even if he did intervene the civillisations would have fallen regardless,at most he would speed up the process by a few decades.
>>1958325I'm at lvl 10 of costume gacha and I still haven't got either of two costumes
>>1958325I hate when they split it between someone who already has a good costume and someone who has nothing. Shadow Milks Scholar of Truth is the much better one than this shitty king and I got that, so guess what I rolled trying to get ES's costume
>>1958316>playable first eggQuite cute, been a while since my last adventure in WCB, so reading a playable and collectible first egg is quite cute.
>>1958904>Eternal SugarAs the other anon said, she was already on the edge. He could have easily fucked her over by sending a bunch of cookies to their doom near her garden knowing she could see it and that would be enough to mindbreak her into wanting to 'save' everyone by trapping them in the garden.>Burning SpiceBS was always going to go nuts, with or without intervention. It would have taken a fundamental change in his personality and ideals to be more proactive or closer to Golden Cheese to stop his fall. My guess is Shadow Milk simply made it so civilizations fell in decades or centuries (a blink from the perspective of a Beast) rather than milennia or eons.
Will the devs ever bring anything new to Guild Shop to use he Pristine coins on? Got 34k of those fuckers just sitting there.
>Get nothing from the jars twice>Picking the right path gave me a debuff>The old cookie's deal took my gems so I didn't have enough for the second grailI hate this random breakout season so much
There's no fucking way...
Let's get baking!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3fwPsfgwAU
>>1961210finally a break from the serious shit
>>1961212>ib4 a Dragon Orb ended up in someone's confectionery
>>1961212That reminds me. What kind of story would follow-up in kingdom after what's basically the cookie equivalent of WWII? Would it finally be a funny story to break all the death, dying and suffering that everyone went through?
>>1961198wtf those two cost even more than reasonably-priced AAA games. I'm also surprised they're even hard to find in Korea. Hate the pop-up stores model used for Cookierun merch...>>1961210thanks, intern-hubae, very cute. march feels very spring-breaky as of late, so comfy ovenbreak is a welcome oven break. break from the oven? Pottery.
>>196121550% is another visit to the cursed fucking square 40% is visiting an island outside the entire events taking place just for something dumb fun like a concert or seeing the chinese cookies visit from CRKChina10% unrelated bullshit happening in OurKingdom because Custard Cookie III said so
>>1961218The figurines are even worse
>>1961198Apparently the price is $30 but the added the shipping fee into the price to say it has free shipping.
This might be THE worst random breakout season they've done yet, even worse rng shit than the wandercrab boxes
Now that the dust has settled, did he deserve it?
>>1962462>gets randomly fucking offed because Mystic Flour is a BITCHNo, and Mystic Flour deserves death.
>>1962462No, but we needed to raise the stakes without killing any cookie, otherwise the fans would get madRemember, the beasts and ancients are gonna have to work together at the end of this arc to beat the big bad
>>1962462I've seen people more upset over the dog rather than the fact that one Hollyberrian NPC might have tried eating herself after after Shadow Milk mindfucked her.And I don't care for sympathybait animal death so yes.
https://youtu.be/z5B9a5qUvMA>Into the Oven! The Great Pâtissier BattleHello Cookie Runners, we're finally getting a nice refreshing food break from all the wars and timeline deletion shenanigans! In this update, we'll see:>Oven Wars!Angel Chiffon Cookie is absolutely adorable and Entremet Cookie is SEEEEEEX>Birthday Cake Cookie mentioned!!>GCL Strawberry Cream Season is comingHoly shit the costume looks good, he's one of my favorite guys and I woudl try to compete for getting that skin, but damn is it hard to compete for the GCL Coins nowadays>Live Survival is back + konepito jelliesAwesome, good return for the pseudo battle royale mode on this thematic elimination update, this one is enjoyable for the minigame like nature of the rounds>Angel Chiffon Cookie, Bread Fairy Pet and Diyghy Rolling Pin Treasure Curious how she can fly with just her hair that barely looks like wings while little angel cookie still can't fly... That pet looks cursed.>Super Epic Costumes for Mint Choco Cookie, Angel Chiffon Cookie, Epic Star Exchange costume for Lilybell CookieReally good set of super epics this time, but damn how come Mint Choco gets to have TWO pet costumes? Really like Chiffon's palette on this one!Lilybell looks like Greenbell Cookie from Tower of Adventures in that skin lmao>Coming Up soon>Fantastical Patissier Jelly Set, Epic Costume for Entremet Cookie, Super Epic Skin for Milky Way Cookie for winning COTYI kinda like the base looks for Entremet on this one ngl, Milky Way is cute!!!Looking forward to this one after a while of long and serious updates that have been too much of an over the topwhy can i see his fucking ass crack why is the pet so caked up
>Live survival is backHoly peak.Also I got L+ on alll arenas but I'll probably job because it's my first time playing CGL
secret garden is still shit
Bros, how do you do the raid on master without the soul seals? It feels impossible. Only DE and Millennial Cookie survive.
If you laugh you go to hell
>>1961249They sure are. What the hell is with their pricepoints? It's as if both Silent Salt and Shadow Milk are almost like their weight in pure copper lol>>1962955Thanks, intern-hubae>>1963183It sure is. I hate their 2048 puzzle gimmick but the way they use the decors are quite cute.>>1963425I don't understand hombre, are GCLs live btw? What makes them no different than those TR runs?
Incredibly hilarious, devsis or the cookie run community quite literally cannot go a single month without a controversy and they just had to had something for the end of this month with both ship baiting and accidentally making these two incest somehow because in the Disney Collab they were brother and sister apparently >>1963449It's just to ban pause buffering as to not do some frame perfect inputs many times in a row
>>1962696>but we needed to raise the stakes without killing any cookieA bunch of cookies DID die. They were just nameless soldiers rather than major players.
Do these people even read anymore? I'm pretty sure they implied that he may be in love with her older sister. Dunno why Devsis didn't just make some new sprites unless they forgot about the Disney collab.
>>1963459>>1963509Fuck, forgot to do this.
>>1963509it's a translation error or change for they did in the englihs version, it just says "young boy" and "young girl" in the originals
Well, sharing the ingredients and drinks featured in this Chestnut Cookie's Drink Stall minigame:>Green Tea LatteMilk + Green Tea Bags + Mint>Green Tea BlendedMilk + Green Tea Bags + Ice Cream >Cream Unicorn BlendedMilk + Cream Unicorn Extract + Ice Cream >Cream Unicorn AdeIce + Cream Unicorn Extract + Mint>Mulled Grape Juice Ice + Grapes + Cinnamon Sticks >Grape AdeIce + Grapes + Mint>Cinnamon CocoaMilk + Chocolate + Cinnamon Sticks >Chocolate BlendedMilk + Chocolate + Ice Cream
>>1965775Bless you anon.
Yo Cookie lads, football anon here, now it's that time again to decide which characters will represent our board in the next 4cc, let me know if you want to keep Birthday Cake Cookie and/or add anything else being either players or songs/chants to the roster poll next friday.>if you don't know what i'm talking about, tldr: https://pastebin.com/nr9ujDMN for things that affect the team as a whole, please let me know in in >>1965520 as well
Honestly really fun video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du5f1cyGpSE
>>1966255she's perfect as is
>the Rainbow Paint Tube treasure is part of the combie for most pointsHuh, never thought I'd see the day.
Possible top combination? Got to L rank, but I missed a heath potion, gonna try and get L+.
>>1967211i literally just got this lol
>>1967211yeap it is
>>1963511I normally skip, but most of the time, I don't usually get that far in the story mode, especially when facing off that poison dough cookie. Hope I get to roll for him and pom-pom dough cookie soon.>>1966749thanks, intern-hubae
>>1967211How did you farm that much tickets in the first place?
>>1966157Now I wonder if devsis will reuse those drinks on a later update. I think the first chestnut drink minigame reused their first set of drinks kinda twice?
>>1967685Not me, was looking for the combination and found that video. You can also spend Gems to get tickets instead of running.
>>1967834That sounds dandy. Hope it's easy to farm the tickets without that new patisserie chiffon. Also bummed that the super epic for tiger lily cookie's locked behind gcl. Man, gcl costumes are solid buyables but goodness they may cost more that fullpriced games lmao. Anyways, sharing find. saw this voluminous butter tiger cookie, very wowzers.
It took a lot of experimenting with magic candy blessings and eating shit with Peach a fuckmillion times,but I couldn't pass up a breakout season with no legendaries.Hopefully the whales are distracted by CGL to not bother with breakout for now.If anyone wants to try I can write up the blessings+cheese strats for it.
why is everybody so bad at the champions raid
Fellas how do I activate Peepermint's last skillAlternatively is there an epic only arena 3 combo
Whose fuckass idea was this live run bullshit
>>1969544Fuck the Pudding one specifically.I would like it more if one of the rounds didn't start at 4 AM for me
https://youtu.be/7cdsleLeVjEmore war slop arc or whatever
>>1969766Either we're gonna get Freedom vs Subjugation in a climatic fight... or it ends like this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjd1hVEwXQo
>>1967715I started playing Kingdom again because of the schizocore finale, what do you mean Earl Grey is not involved with Chess Choco in Kingdom?
>>1970061He's just not there because they only put the twins in the previous update, he's not even an npc cookie or anything probably so people wouldn't bitch and moan on him not being added too
>>1967035sure thing, btw the poll is up >>1969795
Beast Yeast Ep. 15.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGqoIAUhliQ
>>1970145Kind of out of nowhere to bring Sugar Swan Cookie, thought the deus ex machina was going to be Timekeeper but seems they're keeping that for later, weird
>>1970152She's at least related to nature and her treasure's been in the game since day 1.
>>1970158the fact that you forgot to mention she was featured in episode 6 says a lot that she wasn't even teased or brought up at least a little until the last minute lmao
>>1970162I mean,the timekeeper update is in may,I thought it was obvious we were going to get her then and the april update was going to be 'sike the war's not over yet' one like CROB did.Now I have no idea what they'll do,doing a filler update would feel anticlimactic but doing legends two months in a row is a bit much.
Newfag here. What game should I play
None. Just goon to the art nigga
>>1970145>Turn your back on religion for Dar Enchantress Cookie>Now said god you used to worship swoops in and grants the good guys the asspull needed to winOh boy...Pomegranate Cookie is gonna be pissed. Letting Dark Choco Cookie's go and not destroying her former cult were the two biggest mistakes. She can't stop losing.
>>1970291>fanatic blinded by fanaticism Many such cases. Don't drink the Berry Juice she's handing out.
>>1970291While I do believe Pomegranate could be partially responsible for this...I think the honest truth of the matter is: Dark Enchantress Cookie pissed off way too many unseen powerful forces in the Cookie world. The legendary cookies getting off their asses is one thing but I feel Sugar Swan would have gotten involved anyway considering the loss of life force involved in making the ultimate Cookie. Even if you exclude legendary cookies, you have Timekeeper Cookie noticing this shit from her timeline. Then you have Longon Dragon cookie and the other dragons, no doubt they would have been pissed about the moldy cookies being created. Then you have the other witches (first salt and sugar are confirmed going to be involved later, we don't know why but it will happen). Finally, you have the four calamities. It's implied the beasts might have been dealing with them when they were still heroes if Shadow Milk's flashback is anything to go by. All in all, DE's plan was doomed to fail. It's impressive she even got this far. Unless the ultimate Cookie is so powerful that he can defeat all of the above, DE would have been jumped eventually. We call it an asspull, but it's really just the Cookie world having too many monsters. Anyone with a brain could see the signs.
god damn man why do we still have breakouts with more than 5 cookies, 8 at most i'd get but long ass breakout maps were just ok when there weren't other 20 billion modes to play and get rewards
>>1970396Good god I hate the final runner section,the platforms are so tiny.The only other breakout that pissed me off this much was YogurcaAlso looked up combis for Wandercrab when it was back in rotation and apparently back when it released you could run with 20 cookies in it,absolutely insane.
>Pomegranate Cookie gets her vision powers from sugar swan>but said visions told her to follow Dark Enchantress cookie>now, Sugar swan cookie is arriving to help against DEI don't get it.
>>1970460Just like Pome herself, that mirror is corrupted
>>1970348>Unless the ultimate Cookie is so powerful that he can defeat all of the above,Very unlikely this is the case. And as an aberration in Nature's cycle, the Ultimate Cookie is one of the few things the Guardians probably are allowed to exercise their full power on. Failing that, Sugar Swan could just remove it directly. I think Dark Enchantress's entire plan signed on "the Guardians of Nature and Literal God won't act to stop me until it's too late and the world is already 'freed' so I don't need to worry about them". I don't think she was ever expecting them to properly get involved, let alone rally to support the heroes at each pivotal moment where they would have failed otherwise.
>>1970536Which is kind of naive on her part. She was planning to disrupt the natural order with her vision of a future and thought no higher being would care enough to stomp her out before she can enact it?
>>1970980all she would do is make a noise big enough that some unrelated, nonwitch human finally goes down to his basement to see what the hubub is all about. Little does he know that there was a whole war and apolcalypic scenario between sapient cookies taking place down below. And right there is a goopy-looking human girl among the mess.
>>1970980The Guardians of Nature generally can't really act unless the situation is so dire that their restrictions are lifted to briefly exercise their full authority. My guess is that DE simply thought her plan would be completed long before it ever got the point where they COULD act with any measure of their true power. And as far as anyone is aware, Sugar Swan has barely interacted with the world since the genesis of all creation, so it was even less likely to expect her aid.It's also worth keeping in mind that DE is completely insane and is an amalgam of the minds, desires, and souls of multiple cookies alongside White Lily. The fact she's even capable of long-lasting even slightly coherent planning at all is impressive.
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uuGvnnYMU2oDamn, everything about why Eternal Sugar and Silent Salt being the way they are suddenly makes alot of sense now.
>all those embed youtube linksthanks, intern-hubae. stay frosty.>>1970234>taipeiDoes that mean that the pop-up museum event in korea gets to show up in chinese taipei?>>1970993>goopy looking human girlSo surprised with how there's so, so little art of her then.
I find Croissant Cookie hot.
>>1971555Thanks for that riveting update, bubsy fan.
>Sugar Swan Cookie is a Healing Cookie who uses the skill, "Wings of Sugar." >Skill Description: Sugar Swan Cookie grants Sweet Sugar Feather to her team, and rises in the air. She then spreads her wings, healing the team, and dealing damage to enemies.>If there are no other Healing Cookies on the team except Sugar Swan Cookie, she will instantly revive a fallen Cookie. >In this case, Sugar Swan Cookie will be removed from the battle but come back from the egg as a swan that does not take damage for a certain period of time. >If Sugar Swan Cookie is defeated, she will immediately turn into the swan. >In her swan form, Sugar Swan Cookie grants Sweet Sugar Feather to her team, unfolds Galaxy Lake around herself, periodically healing all allies except herself and granting Galaxy Lake Sanctuary. >Sugar Swan Cookie will revive fallen allies while in her swan form as well. Upon returning to her Cookie form, Sugar Swan Cookie instantly uses her skill. If she does so, having used up all available revivals, she will grant Final Protection to all allies except herself—this effect triggers once per battle. >After that, Sugar Swan Cookie will lose her powers and take the form of a little swan. The little swan regains her powers at given intervals. If there are no other Cookies left fighting and Sugar Swan Cookie has used all available revivals, the battle ends.>If you equip the Sugar Swan's Shining Feather Treasure while Sugar Swan Cookie is on the team, Sugar Swan Cookie will have fewer available revivals.>At the start of battle, Sugar Swan Cookie applies Breath of Life to herself. As the guardian of all living beings, the stronger Sugar Swan Cookie becomes, the stronger Aura of Vitality effect her allies will gain.pure vanilla made completely obsolete
>>1971637it could be really good generally but may also make it a gimmick healer that is meant to be used with cookies that get stronger by using revive like golden cheese and burning spice + that shitty treasure, but she may replace mystic flour, the thing with awakened pure vanilla aside from the shields is the rally effect of more max hp and dmg resist being used globally
>>1971637>pure vanilla made completely obsoleteIt's Millennial kicking granny to the curb all over again.
>maintenance extendedkill me
Calling it now, Pure Vanilla fucking dies.
>>1972082My cookie run feed on X is filled with all the spoilers at the moment. I'd advise against browsing if you lurk there.
>>1972082nope, pure vanilla fucking extends the maintenance yet a fucking gain
so we're not getting classic dark enchantress as a costume are wealso HOLY FUCK STOP CRASHING
i'm already feeling cringe with this addition
wait wait wait, so DE is straight up a "human" witch now, she trascended cookiety, is she above Longan Dragon and Time Keeper now??
FEET JUMPSCARE EVERY OTHER SCENE FUCKING LMAO
>>1972131No. If she was, reality would be actively ending/already ended. The fact she gets taken offguard by White Lily[/spoioer] and Sugar Swan definitively shows she's nowhere near those two power wise.
>"An immense magic circle has been drawn around this castle, shrouding the entire region."What the fuck, FMA when did you get in here?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B58azH9R7UQ
Jesus fuck, that chapter was nowhere near as bad as the leakers were making it out to be. Getting to play as The Avatar of destiny was absolutely peak kino, holy shit. Also Looks like Timekeeper cookie is gonna be a good guy from the start it seems. I was worried they'd just repeat the plot of of Ovenbreak but my expectations were subverted (in a good way). The only bad thing I guess may be Shadow Milk wank but eh. We all knew the devs wouldn't kill their cash cow that easily. If that hand claiming the ultimate cookie at the end was First Milk, then it could actually be interesting. I'm pretty excited for the future.
>>1972217Also, one more thing before I forget (ending was too peak, so many things at once). Silent Salt and White Lily had a baby!
I'm genuinely at a loss for words for how dogshit and rushed this was; at least we got Timekeeper.
>faggot got kicked out of Meta once so he decided to become the new big bad, gained a new powerup, and fucked over fujos
>>1972227>The last point Based,they were getting so fucking annoying.The design still looks like a deviantart OC though
I wonder what happens to the Beast Cookie minions now? I think Salt cellar will be fine, Pavlova Cookie looked like he was getting character development so I think he will manage with ES, but the other are going to have huge crash outs for sure. Candy Apple Cookie, in particular, is the one who is most likely to jump off a bridge.
>>1972219>Pure Vanilla and Salt Cellar cookie have to sit in the cuck chair and raise the bratThis isn't the win you think it is.
So Dark Enchantress is finally dead, all the other Beasts are dead, the Cookies of Darkness have either chosen to go their own path with potential redemption arcs or are too broken without their leader to be a unified threat anymore, and the war is over...except that Shadow Milk Cookie got away with a shard of the Ultimate Cookie and has become a multiversal cancer that even Timekeeper is struggling with, Sugar Swan is probably too weakened from this war to call upon to help us hunt the fucker down again, and the Ultimate Cookie as a whole is still at large (unless First Milk really does end up redeeming the damn thing).I want to say we won more than we lost, but it doesn't really feel like it given we went from a potential multiversal crisis to a DEFINITIVE multiversal crisis and nobody is in any shape right now to go hunting for whatever Shadow Milk has become.
>we are going to focus on the Dragons once Beast-Yeast wraps up
>>1972245I just know Lychee is going to generate some absolutely rancid discourse when she releases.I wonder what they'll do for Lotus since she's kind o proto-ES
PVC got cucked hard bro...
i liked itfuck the marvel after credits stinger though
man the new DE skins are so sex, why devsis likes to make sexy seductive cookies what the fuck? I want to give Freedom through my human cock to Crimson Stride of Freedom DEC
>that white hand at the end grabbing what's left of the Ultimate CookieFirst Milk?
>>1972219My favourite part of the ending about Silent Salt is him trying to fuck over Shadow Milk at every opportunity, even on his deathbed >My jam? Stolen? It's less likely than you think.>comes back from the dead because Shadow Milk has a very punchable faceRest in peace, Silent Salt, you were great. No one will humble Shadow Milk as greatly as you were doing itAnd it's such a strange time to roll out affection system with so many cookies that were chosen for it dying this update
Yoghurt Cream being in the new title screen is such a fucking flex tho. Bring back Yogurca Devsis, I know you want to.
>>1972247I can see the dragons absorbing/rediscovering the powers of the Beasts since they already share similarities with each other.
I wasn't sold on the Bug beasts at first but now, seeing them animated, I think are pretty cool.
I found it entertaining how Espresso cookie had to deal with a goddamn boss rush against the Cookies of Darkness all by himself. He was the real MVP of the chapter 15, I will give credit to Red Velvet Cookie for knowing when to dip out.
>>1972505>>1972509Seems like a shit ton of people are seething about the ending itself, but honestly those smaller moments were really goodmy favorite part was with the ending arc of gingebrave and they should have honestly ended the story there to give it a bit more uplifting side, hell they even used the damn rock intro movie song to hype you up, like a shonen-anime opening theme blasting when something epic happens.
>>1972509On paper its cool as hell, but on practice its actual hell, cause espresso is fucking dead weight on anything higher than easy mode, and being forced to have him on your squad to clear those levels is just the worst. You cant even rent out cookies in thoseMeanwhile, the silent salt and white lily levels are a joke>>1972515Ending was fine to me, but shadow milk getting off scot free left me sour, especially after that whole silent salt finally getting his revenge on the beasts for what they did to him bit
>>1972408Everyone kneel for the goat.
>>1972585>Ending was fine to me, but shadow milk getting off scot free left me sour, especially after that whole silent salt finally getting his revenge on the beasts for what they did to him bitI mean, his fusion with White Lily gave SM the biggest crash out anyone in the setting has ever had and Shadow Milk failed to prevent Silent Salt from murdering the other Beasts. That's pretty good.
>>1972232They should probably become the top villains now, like being agents of change and chaos after that DE and Beast-Yeast war.
>tfw never really liked Golden Cheese Cookie >always delusional about her kingdom lasting forever and was mad at White Lily for what DE did to her people during the Dark Flour war>chapter 15 comes out>that scene where she's crying because she never got to talk with White Lily and now has to deal with the guilt >actually felt bad for and was choked up about itShe was a character I hated but that scene broke me.
Before Obscure Umbra cookie’s valentines costume gets rotated out in a couple hours I’d like to mention how funny it is to see him get paired with Pain de Campagne cookie’s costume despite neither having anything to do with each other (I know it’s due to update business but it’s funny nevertheless) Time balance department: yikes we got to hire new recruits for this upcoming disaster that could alter the timelines as we know itPain de Campagne Cookie in the other room with Obscure Umbra Cookie:
>>1972232>I think Salt cellar will be finerest in paizuriisn't she dead? wouldn't she move on to the after life with the rest of the knights?>>1972339I spent more than 80k rainbow cubes and only got the red one. i want the green one. it's sexier
>>1972769>isn't she dead? wouldn't she move on to the after life with the rest of the knights? No, the big plot point with her is that she's the only member of the Kala Namak knights to actually survive the purge. Silent Salt actually did protect her and that his belief in solidarity didn't actually fail. It's one of the reasons why he decides to work with White Lily.
Thinking about getting into these games. Probably start with just ovenbreak and kimgdoms. Any tips for beginning? Is rerolling a thing?
I don't play kingdom but i heard the writing was dogshit again. Also that DE is dead? So did Millennial have anything to do with that? I remember they used to be ying and yang and how implied it was that he was going to fight her. Did that go anywhere or did devsis just retcon that
>>1971555Bubsy, we all do.
Lmao first pull
>>1972799>So did Millennial have anything to do with that? He's the reason the heroes got blessings from the other Guardians to help them one-tap the Beast Cookies to get to her, why her base was revealed at all and how they could get to it, and White Lily channels his power to restrain DE and grant her the opportunity to enter her soul and destroy her from within.
Lol they bumped witchs castle update for a weekTheres not even new puzzles to clear