Post your Ideal Pokemon
That's just a leopard. Where's the Pokemon part?
Lol
>chen pao at home
dozer fakemon:HP: 100ATK: 125DEF: 140SpA: 50SpD: 50SPE: 45Ground/Steelgets a steel type signature move called clear away. 40 base power, 100 accuracy, add 15 base power per layer of spikes, 25 base power for stealth rocks, poison/toxics the opponent with t spikes, lowers their speed if sticky webs are up, and removes hazards. basically a big anti-hazards mon that’s been bouncing around my brain for almost 6 years. originally i wanted something that levitated so it was immune to everything but rocks, which it 4x resists, but then i decided on the flavor. punishes hazard stack super hard, still a very solid physical tank with a notable lack of special bulk to keep it in check
If I were at my PC right now I'd post the normal type eeveelution wearing a crown that an anon drew for me.
Catmons are the Apexmons
>>58177175
>>58177780I don't know how people like shit like this. I like being surprised when things evolve, if my fire cat just turned into the same fire cat but bigger it would fucking suck.
>>58177780Arcanine if nugen or something
>>58177175I hate how you can instantly tell if an artist wants to fuck something solely based on how they draw it.
>>58177191pokémon should be animals
>>58177799you might be the only person in the world who doesn't check what a pokémon evolves into before adding it to your team
>>58177816lol I get what you mean
>>58177799You don't like 70% of the pokedex then, I take it?
>>58177907This but unironically
>>58177908not the anon but when SV released i deliberately did not look up rellor's evolution because it was a mon that I liked and I wanted to be surprised by what it turned intoi ended up looking up the evo method after a long while, seeing rabsca and boxing rellor for the rest of the playthrough because rabsca is fuckugly and i hate it
>>58177799The fire cat fakemon is classic bad design philosophy, but it doesn't feel that way because the art is pleasing. They all look good, but there's zero impact beyond "fire cat". In terms of idea, this could be in any mobileslop monster game. For better or worse, Pokemon's philosophy helps keep its monsters memorable.
>>58177175>>58177816Reminds me of Changed, and if you know that game you also know the type of person the artist is.
>>58177934I could understand not liking the entire line, but on the other hand, liking this fucking thing and not Rabsca is just beyond me. How is this not worse than Rabsca, who at least has the weird and mystical factor going for it and yes, has the face of an old man but doesn't look like a Gravity Falls character with Down Syndrome?To each their own, sure, but some things I still can't wrap my head around.
>>58177907No they should be pocket monsters
>>58177981it was more the concept that appealed to me than the design itself, which is why I stuck with it for so longi was hopeful that the evo would look good, until it didn't.
>>58177985they've clearly been trying and failing to do that so they should instead focus on something simpler like regular animals
>>58177981This gets an ugly pass because it makes sense for a dung beetle. the other one is just abstract shapes.
>>58178040>it makes sense for a dung beetleWhy? Because of the fecal aspect? I'm guessing it makes more sense to make an ugly rabbit mon because rabbits eat their own shit, then? A cute fly pokemon would also be a no-go because flies eat shit and lay eggs in it?>rectangular, almost coffin-like body shape with spiky eyebrows, mustache and appendagesElaborate on how any of this is "abstract", please.
>>58178071>I'm guessing it makes more sense to make an ugly rabbit mon because rabbits eat their own shit, then?nice bait>A cute fly pokemon would also be a no-goits not out of the question but an ugly fly would also make perfect sense yes
>>58178091>calling it bait because I don't actually have a counter-argumentAlright man
>>58177995True raticate is more popular than charizard
>>58178106i love raticate but what kind of schizo headcanon is this
>>58178109The headcanon of delusional animalfags
>>58178103The fact that you identified rabbits and flies as examples people wouldn't expect to be ugly and cute destroys your own argument.
Fire Dogs are superior
>>58177995Nobody actually cares about generic animal mons. Wooloo and Lechonk were fotm memes, Finizen was forgotten, Furfrou has no fans, Raticate, Ursaring, and Bibarel are never spoken about, Tauros is forgotten outside of Gen 1 comp players, and Beartic is actively disliked by anyone who talks about it. Just to name a few.
We demand a a real Griffinmon or else we suibomb Nintendo HQ and Mossad style Assassinate all the executives.
>>58178106>still thinks we're getting gen 1 quality designswake the fuck upif they tried doing raticate nowdays it would look pretty much the sameif they tried doing charizard nowdays it would look like absolute fucking dogshit (and worse than raticate)anti-animalfags are asking too much of modern game freak
>>58179445they would both look like dogshit, they would never render a face, fur, or tail like raticate's on a modern mon. maybe up to hoenn at the latest.
I like offshoots and regional variants.
Dodrio not so much, but I would kill for that Doduo.
>>58177175>>58174813
A windmill objectmon as a don quixote reference
>>58179483anon that wasn't a pokemon, it was just a windmill
>>58177907What animal is Mr. Mime? What about Muk? Or Ghastly?
>>58177175HOLY SHIT IM HAVING SO MUCH SEX WITH THAT
>>58180765all of those suck
>>58181800no you aren't, it isn't real. you can try having sex with real people though.
Wish I didn't have to resort to AI for this but I'd love to see an Incense Pokemon. I could see it being some combination of Fire, Grass, Rock, Psychic or Fairy depending on what sort of angle you wanted to go with. Pic related is more so what I mean though, where the incense material or the smoke itself is the Pokemon rather than the container. Admittedly could work as simply a Sinistea/Polteageist Regional variant or convergent but I think it'd be neat if it had a split evolution that reflected different aromas. Also would be a neat way of having a Pokemon that can be found holding the Incense items naturally.
>>58181884ghost and fairy would make sense.
>>58181896I had seen plenty of Ghost ideas as well, but I'd prefer if it was based around the plant or the smoke rather than being something akin to a Genie in a bottle sort of thing, although if you wanted to go with a more humanoid angle for its evolutions I could understand the Ghost-Type inclusion.
>>58181835yeah, but real people and animals look gross
>>58182052don't you think it's time for psychiatric help if you truly think that? you're not supposed to find other members of your own species gross, thus excluding any chance of engaging in sexual activity with them. that's not a healthy sign
>>58181899well I just said ghost because it's usually what game freak defaults for smoke type Pokemon. Giratina, for instance, represents the gas state of matter and is a ghost type, while Dialga represents solids with steel and Palkia represents liquids with water (obviously)
>>58182109no, therapy is fucking gay, and I'd rather make myself better for my future nonhuman wife, however she comes into existence. only normalniggers care about how you're supposed to feel
>>58181828YOU suck
>>58178597Why is it so obvious to me that this guy is a blatant Lycanroc clone down to stealing his facial structure 1:1?
>>58182105>meanwhile in an alternatywlle universe where the concept of furrymons died-off naturally after Blaziken didn't manage to subvert GF's initial expectations…
>>58178734Personally I would've been perfectly fine if Mega Silvally was real and based on a gryphon.
>>58182109NTA but I will never find any human femoid desirable as long as no-fault instant divorces and forced wallet rape via alimony aren't outlawed in the west.
>>58179476that's actually really solid. Would prefer it had a secondary type too though.
>>58181884>>58181896>>58181899I like it, and I think ghost would end up being used anyway just because of its incorporeal nature but I totally get the appeal of a different type combo. I would make it fire/ghost imo.
>>58182901looks like a zoid. But in a good way. How would a mega silvally work with the type held item gimmick though? have a key item that changes the mega stone from a Silvallite-Fire to a Silvallite-Fairy or Silvallite-Steel or whatever? That would be a cool way of doing it.
>>58182901Should just be regular evo, not everything needs to be a mega.
>>58182963I'd prefer silvally get a mega because then type:null can get a baby. And the silvally mega could even have a different ability than RKS system if it just megas into a specific type.
Snake starter
>>58183074unironically looks better than skeledirge just because the flames look vaguely like the hood of a cobra now lmao
>>58177981Minecraft Villager-beetle. It trades emeralds for shit balls.
>>58177175More waifumons.Real answer: more artificial Pokemon. I like the concept of Magearna and Porygon, where people outright made a whole Pokemon from scratch. I guess Type: Null counts? I dunno.
More Doggies
>>58183413amaterasu at home
>>58177907>>58177995Why are you into Pokémon? Quit interacting with the franchise, it's not for you. You're just setting yourself up for constant disappointment. You're never getting what you want.
>>58183607Red and Blue are the greatest games ever
>>58183614Is that so? Which animal is this?
>>58183622Jew
>>58183622Possum yokai
Dogs are fire
Felt like we could use another Tapu since it seems like their existence is tied to their Island.What if just like Hawaii a seamount erupts like south east of Akala and out pops a baby Tapu.A little sister to the other four. I call her Tapu Ahinu. Based on the Pele myth, she is a Fire Fairy type with the body of a Salamander that grows wild black hair down her back and "tail" these hairs glow with fire energy and can break off and cause fires around her. Her shell is fresh and glowing with energy like lava that collapses into a three way shell when she closes, the shape of which resembles a a womans head with her hair and "tail" coming from the top to look like a smoky volcano. She would also be smaller then other Tapu be fitting her "new born nature"
>>58177175>Post your Ideal PokemonI want a true werewolf Pokemon. Not what Midnight Lycanroc tries to be, where it's a 4' tall, skinny, and weak both in-game and competitively.Something that is an actual werewolf monster. And one that's actually useful both in-game and competitively. >DesignLarge and imposing. 2m tall minimum, 200kg minimum. Basically as big and heavy as Tyranitar.Should not look like a fursona. But an actual, classical werewolf monster. Obviously it has to look like a Pokemon, but you get my point.>TypeDark/Fairy.Perfect typing for a werewolf given both types are affiliated with the moon and its weaknesses line up with traditional werewolf ones.(Poison = Wolvesbane; Steel = Silver; Fairy = The full moon itself which causes werewolves to lose control)Plus its a deadly offensive combo that we've only seen on one line that isn't great offensively.>AbilitiesIntimidate because it's supposed to be an intimidating werewolf monster.New Hidden Ability called "Healing Factor" that's basically Leftovers as an ability (Heals 1/8 health after each turn)Then maybe something like Tough Claws as an additional ability.>StatsStrong offensive focus. 130 Attack minimum, around 100-115 Speed. Minimal Special Attack.BST should be at least 525 (Lucario's BST) to 550 (Ursaluna's BST), but 600 to match pesudo-Legendaries would be cool, too.>MovesDark: Crunch, Knock Off, Sucker Punch, Parting ShotFairy: Play Rough, Moonlight, *Lunar Lash*Lunar Lash: Physical, 75BP, 100% Accuracy - If the target Pokemon has any lowered stats, the power of this move is doubledOther: Earthquake, Close Combat, Bulk Up, elemental fangs, etc.There's not a ton of perfect Dark/Fairy Fakemon artwork out there, but pic rel is decent.
>>58184103Love the first stage a lot, and I think it loses its specific appeal when it evolves
a deer with an ass
>>58184145thanks for reminding me of assdeer, i know what i'm gooning to tonight
>>58184103Thats a kingdom heart
me too!
The final stage of my Thunderbird pseudo-legendary line.
>>58184121Fair enough. There's other routes one could go down for Dark/Fairy. Pic rel gets a pass due to the Red Riding Hood motif. Most other werewolf fakemon I've seen are Dark/Ice, Dark/Fighting, etc. I'm looking specifically for Dark/Fairy.>>58184200Is it? I never played Kingdom Hearts.
>>58184193Find Jesus.
>>58183622did you not read the rest of my replies?back in red and blue they were good enough at designing creatures that they could try to make cool non-animals. not anymore
>>58184355God the nostalgia cock is balls deep in your ass. Get over yourself. You're chasing a dragon that will never exist and basically never existed in the first place.
Me as a pokemon
>>58184635Looks more like a Purrely
>>58184382>guys pokémon designs totally haven't decreased in quality guysgo play with your literal gay duck
>>58184233did i win? what's my reward?
>>58184758Thanks, I will.Hope you can move on and stop being misarable one day by being a fan of something you actually enjoy.
>>58184767holy shit there he was I was looking for hours
>>58184779holy shit it's the world's first Quaquaval fan
>>58184758
>>58184800if they made this today one would have a mustache one would have buck teeth one would have spirally eyes and one would have a top hat
>unrionically defending literally a bunch of eggs with angry eyesOk this thread has to be bait
>>58184811Okay. And how does that relate to the """"quality"""" of original Exeggcute?
>>58184824original Exeggcute is innofensive and unique. It doesn't come across as self-aware humor like a modern equivalent would.
>>58184833>inb4 "b-b-but it's supposed to be inspired by ganguro!!!"Yeah, sure. Fact of the matter is, it's still a humanoid pokemon with comically-large lips, breasts and uncanny human hair. But you're still gonna act as if this isn't "self-aware humor" as you put it, right?
>>58184852yeah Jynx sucks, but you're just proving my point that it's easier to fuck up non-animal designs.Jynx was an outlier back then. Nowadays EVERY non-animal pokemon looks like Jynx
>>58184201Forgot all about the queen of VeePee, Assdeer
>>58184211Not bad. You gonna color it?
>>58184767Lole
>>58184649Purrely is a cute fakemon
>>58184884>Nowadays EVERY non-animal pokemon looks like JynxSo all the plant pokemon too? The objectmons as well? The more abstract monsters like Glimmet/Glimmora?No. There wasn't a "decrease in quality"; the only things that changed are not only (You), but also how pokemon are fundamentally designed (they're generally less sharp and less detailed, for example). Besides that, it's always been the same. Objectmons? Check. Jobmons? Check. Literally my mom's bird/rodent/etc? Check. Weird humanoids? Check. Back then, some people were appalled by what (You) thought was good, and today, some people like what (You) think is bad. Accept that it's all ultimately subjective and move on.
>>58184811he's right you know
>>58184898Purrely Sleepeon
>>58184885She's still the queen of my heart.
>>58177917Everyone dislikes 70% of the pokedex
>>58177948>The fire cat fakemon is classic bad design philosophy True charmander just gets bigger without adding anything else to the design
>>58185721I don't think you quite understood what he was saying
>>58185718That's extremely wrong and you seriously need to reconsider your stance on Pokémon if you think that
Non furry fetish degen Anubis Lucario.
>>58185849>not fetishUhhh
>>58185849to late, I'm already fucking your fake mom, try again homo
>>58185849neat, would be cool if they introduced something like this as an "ecologically similar" pokemon and gave it a rivalry with lucario either in the lore or in the anime or something.
Literally just a Carnivine evo that goes in a biollante/otherworldly horror aspect
>>58185933sound excellent. What typing would you prefer? I think Grass/Dark would be fun but only if it had an ability that gave it an immunity to Bug. Might be cool if it had something that TRAPPED the enemy if hit with a bug move (and immune obv) so that it could punish the ubiquitous U-Turn users, especially choiced ones. That might be sick.
stumbled upon these just now, I love the orbital strike octillery
>>58177907Pokemon are magic animals
>>58185164>There wasn't a "decrease in quality"not even reading the rest. stop wasting my time
>>58177907Too based for this board
>>58185944Grass/Psychic, ability called [Honeypot] that, yeah, makes the user immune to all bug moves, and traps those that hit it with a contact bug-type move.Easily 100+ HP, 115-120 Attack, 95-110 in both Defenses, 65 or lower Special Attack, and what, 40 Speed or so? Shouldn't be super busted IMO.Psychic has been the space type for a while now, from Jirachi, Lunatone, and Deoxys, to Orbeetle and Elgyem, and I don't mind it staying that way with Swamperror/Carneyonder/whatever name fits best.
Water Furret
>>58186075wait did you and I independently come up with a bug immune+ trapping ability for it? that's crazy, it must be such a natural fit for it. Hope it happens bro.
>>58182880don't forget manectric 2
>>58182951>>58182976whatever abillty it gets after megaing would determine whether it's busted or useless. If we're generous and give silvally like 30 in each offensive stat (atk/spatk/spe) and just toss 5 in each defense it becomes 95/125/100/125/100/125. So, what ability would be fair? Adaptability? Sheer Force? Beast Boost might be a great one and thematic actually. I say that one.
>>58185947wow those are horrendous
>>58185975That's fine, anon, keep being a retard. I don't care enough to force you to read more than you can handle.
>>58187329>lust-provoking irrelevant image
>>58187329the sex creature
>>58187479why do women love obese animals?
>>58188529It's just fluffy you moron
>>58187333>>58187351die
>>58188529turn on your monitor
>>58188793I was obviously joking because it’s a chibi, but I’m right about women loving fat animals>>58188943>you’re fat but women love youyou didn’t think this one through
Another Fakemon I really want to see is a cross-gen evolution for Mightyena. I've been back-and-forth in my head about what I'd like to see for it, and think I've settled on an idea.>TypeDark/PoisonHyenas IRL are borderline scavengers and are uniquely resistant to diseases, including rabies. So thematically it makes sense for Mightyena.>AbilitiesSwap Quick Feet for Strong Jaw, keep Intimidate and MoxieHyenas are well-known for their insane bite strength. Plus, Mightyena already has several biting moves. And again it makes sense thematically.>New movesDark: Jaw Lock, Parting ShotPoison: *Scavenge, Gunk Shot, Dire Claw, Toxic, Gastro AcidScavenge - Physical, 85BP, 100% Accuracy - Deals damage and heals the user 50% of the damage dealt.>StatsOnly thing I'm still iffy on.Attack: 90 -> 130 (+40)BST: 420 -> 520 (+100)Not sure where to put the remaining 60 points. Could dump most/all of it into Speed, or focus on its bulk given how strong Dark/Poison is defensively.Only issue with the more defensive option is that it'd almost match Overqwill's stat spread exactly. And Overqwill isn't great.Suggestions/feedback is welcome.
>>58188529That's a stoat with a winter coat you dribbling twit.
>>58189316could give it primarily special defense to differentiate it, and could even pull from speed like a lot of evos do in order to make it bulkier.
>>58177240lmao based
Grass-type Legendary trio representing the three friends of winter (plum, bamboo, and pine).Crane: Grass/FlyingTurtle: Grass/SteelDeer: Grass/Psychic
>>58190944Shiny
>>58174813>>58174813>>58174813
>>58190532what a sex fiend
I am invisible...
Pokemon will never get into this Aesthetics in our timeline
>>58192113You keep posting this shit, I'm guessing your "ideal pokemon" is something that doesn't look like a pokemon at all?
>>58192113This is just a cartoon cat you weird phoneposting indian
>>58192123I'm pretty sure OP is trolling at this point
>>58192125What what you can see my location and how can I turn it Off
>>58177175>>58177219Shien-Pao, Fren-Pao, or whatever have you.
Normal/Ghost
>>58177175Thats not a pokemon
>>58177948i feel like fire is kind of just a hard type to work with in general, especially in regards to starters. water and grass are easy, you have animals that live in water, and animals that live in forests or grasslands or whatever. but what do you do with fire?at most you've really only got hot climates like deserts. fire as a whole doesn't really come up too much in nature.
>>58193875always been a fan of the generic bedsheet ghost being a ghost/normal type. Make it weak or something sure, I don't mind, I'd even take a castform stat distribution of 70 across the board, but it'd be fun.
>>58193937tons of animals deal with fire periodically. Box turtles burrow underground to avoid forest fires. Some birds actually START forest fires on PURPOSE (picrel: firehawk). Bombardier beetle. Rams have been associated with fire for millenia, and goats jump into flames to clear parasites. Bulls can be tied to the Brazen Bull that people have been asking for for over a decade. Literal fire ant. Rattlesnake whose venom burns like fire, plus rattle tail that makes sparks. Steel wool sheep. There are certainly plenty more that would be completely fine. Not even mentioning obvious, surface-level stuff like the pheonix.
>>58187136>Beast Boost Mega Silvally with whatever type you wantthat would actually be kino, I really wish they didn't swap megas for z-moves in gen 7. Could even play it up as them investigating the mega stones as a way to improve their creation and getting closer to reaching Arceus' level with their creation. And incorporating Beast Boost would show them adopting the UB studying into their research. It would be supremely cool. I hope if they ever touch gen 7 we get a baby type null and a mega just like this.
>>58194819imagine using it like an onahole
>>58194827way ahead of you
>no ice or ice/normal huskyBros... it's joever....
>>58187479We almost had this.
>>58177175For me, it's a cute normal type Alpacamon, literally my mom's alpaca preferred
>>58194947I expect that sooner rather than later, they like introducing literallymymom'sdogmons every few gens.
I'd want a new Halloween pumpkin Pokemon. Pumpkaboo was so cute but Gourgeist looks like shit
>>58195396honestly surprised they went with ghost/grass for it instead of ghost/fire. If I were to do it, I'd have it be an alt method of evolution for Litwick. Certain "berries" in whatever region have faces carved into them, and people would put candles in them. Then someone got a litwick and put it in there, silly magic pokemon excuse here, it evolves into Lit-o-tern or whatever name and becomes fire/grass instead of fire/ghost. Something something the berry has life energy and fulfills all of litwick's needs of succing the life energy out something something evolutionary energy. Then it can just level up again to get an equivalent final stage where it promotes the growth of more of the berries, fully commiting to the life energy angle. Would be especially lore-friendly because you could give it various berry-related abilities, which would be reminiscent of candy or something. There's a lot of options there.
>>58195657those names are straight trash, just random sounds related to the inspiration mushed together.
I know we'll never have one but I'd love to see GF lean a bit into the "lovecraftian/sci-fi horror monster" like the Tyranids or the Xenomorph.Not full horror of course, it's still pokemon, but they can do some creepy stuff, so why not push the cursor a biiit further?
>>58183622That is a goat, he is baphomet
>>58196457>That is [headcanon]
>>58177175>THAT artstylekill yourself changedfag, go groom children elsewhere
kys
bleed out
become an hero
>>58196485>>58196490>>58196491>>58196493you look at least as deranged and autistic as the guy you're calling out
>>58195749blisswul is fine, because you can stretch a beowulf connection
>>58190645thanks anon, i was beginning to think no one was gonna respond to mine lol
>>58185849>Lucario if it were really fucking boringYeesh
>>58187329bnuuy