These are your Unova Legends starters, who will you pick?
>>58182131>Braixen vs MeowscaradaOh god how can I pick. On one hand I have to evolve Braixen to Delphox unless I cancel so minus a point there while Meowscarada is the final evolution... hmm
>>58182167>On one hand I have to evolve Braixen to Delphox unless I cancel so minus a point thereextremely low T opinion
>>58182131I'd go for grass since I had water on ultra moon and Shauna traded me the fire type on Y.
>>58182131>waifumons>unovaTheir regional forms are all built like Emboar, aren't they?
>>58182195Pls no
>>58182131The box. This is the shittiest starter line up since Galar
>>58182131These are all Paldean Pokmeon.Unova has officially been overtaken by the Neo Paldean peoples.
>>58182131These are all girl coded, I would kill myself
>>58182216>>58182221>not liking cute and pretty PokémonAnons...
>>58182131Fuck Meowcarada, Marry Primarina, Kill Delphox
>>58182131Would depend on what they become
>>58182236not that anon but i agree. i like plenty of cute pokemon, lilligant was my first non-starter plush. but all 3 options suck
>>581821311. Cats are the best, ill always pick sprigatito2. Hmm...>unnaturally tall sprigatitoIt smells like AI slop
>>58182326>it's slop it's slop it's slop!Yes anon, everything is slop
>>58182131I'll ditch the starter and raise Sandile instead
Delphox is pretty cool for a girlymon, so that one. Has this mysterious aura like Espeon or Milotic. I like Meowscarada's dumb looking face a lot, I just don't really care for the rest of it.
>>58182131Got all the trannymons on display.>>58182195>waifumons*Trannymons>>58182554>girlymon*trannymon
>>5818255912.5% is not 0%. And there'd be plenty of female ones to go around since these Pokemon mainly appeal to furries who would want the girlyboys rather than the girls.
>>58182273even as someone who likes all three this would be a shit lineup. There's no variance in who the Pokemon are trying to appeal to
>>58182559Gender ratios are not canon.
>>58182131>Three waifustartersI'm picking Patrat.
Fennekin is a perfectly fine choice because I'm not a retard who thinks Delphox is a downgrade. I'm also not a fan of cats, and the seal isn't interesting, so unlike Gen 6, there's really only one pick I'd be happy with. >>58182181This
>>58182131This will mever happen in our lifetime
>>58182131>ShitnovaYikes
>>58182559>guys i said tranny!! why aren’t you laughing?
>>58182131Steal all three from the professor and run.Uh...In game, no contest, grass cat. Meowscarada is one of my favorite fapmons and that makes her easy on the eyes. Primarina would probably get a dumb "walking" animation in a Legends game, so I'd probably play it safe with Sprigatito.Now if it was a question of IRL, ooof. Grass cat's still probably the winner, but I've got such a nasty inflation fetish that I would probably consider Popplio just because I'd totally end up trying to see if a Primarina can store excess water and swell up or something. Then again, taking care of a "mermaid" would be kind of a pain in the ass since we don't own a pool... then again we live pretty close to a bay, so I'd toss her in the back of my truck and drive her down there to the water, I guess.Either way, fire fox is off-limits IRL, too much risk of fire, unless a real Delphox could just "magic" away any errant fires or something.Then again, we're two Legends games in and both lean on having special forms, so there's a high chance these three would get a new form, and we have no way of knowing beforehand if the design would be good or shit, so IDFK.
>>58182131God imagine someday in champions you run into a trainer who uses a mega delphox, a terrilized Meowscrada and a z move packing Primarina
>>58182131If they actually picked these three, the game would get memed on for the rest of its life
>>58182131Depends on if they get regional forms. If yes, I'll go with Sprigatito since I always choose Grass and it'd technically be a different Meowscarada.But if they do not get regional forms or split evos, and Meowscarada is then the exact same, I may go for one of the others.Like in Z-A, I may not go with Chikorita since Meganium itself I have already used. The Mega is great and all, but at its core, its still another Meganium.May go with Totodile instead, which I also really like, and because Emboar is just hideous IMO.
>>58182131Sissy starter trio
>>58182559>>58183497Found the barahomo go and choke on incineroar's dick faggot
>>58182131damn they all suckI guess Meowscarada has a slightly cool magician thing going on that kind of reminds me of that villain from Super Paper Mario, so I pick SprigatitoDelphox is just kind of boring and Primarina's design always felt really off to me
>>58183500>Baras out of nowhere
>>58183507>T. Baraturd
>>58183507he cannot fathom that some (read: most) people don't want to fuck ANY pokémon at all
>>58183511Nice try barafaggot but you're more of an homosexual than waifufaggots
>an actual difficult choiceHonestly, I dunno. I'd likely set up three profiles on my Switch 2 and run with all three for shits'n'giggles.
is there a bigger sign of faggotry than disliking pokemon that are basically conventionally attractive women?
>>58182131They are all whatever besides Delphox which I don't like. I guess I would go with Primarina thanks to its type, but that's about it.
I choose Popplio. He will never, ever be allowed to evolve. Hope he likes eviolite.
>>58182131Swap cat for monke and we'll talk
>>58182131Why everything has this repugnant aislop look?This shit is the new cancer like minimalism and globohomo art
>>58183522They're animals, dude. There's nothing attractive about cats, foxes, or seals
>>58182131>waifushitI'll skip this game
>>58182131Grasscat is a cat and the only one I think is cool out of these so that one
>>58183522Yes, being a closeted faggot.
>>58183571idk Paco, why don't you know English?
>>58183522yes: never having sex with real women
>>58182131This is as bad as choosing the gen 8 starters because I dont want any of them, but probably fennekin and box it.
>>58182131I already have by feminine picks: Blissey, Nidoqueen, Liligant, Cherrim and Pheromosa.I really don't need these 3, which are either mid or ugly like the fox one.
>>58183661Grookey is cool.
>>58183668>Cherriminteresting, tell me more
>>58183576They're not hairless monkeys so that's a plus.
>>58182131The trans icon
>>58183507>trannies out of nowheredon't try to act smarter than you really are, now
I pick the grass starter like always, and then box it.
>>58182131Fennekin peaks in its teens, then hagfies.Sprigatito is never ugly, but never truly pretty.Popplio rewards you if you can get through the weird childhood and ugly teens.Popplio.
Why do waifufags get so mad when someone talks shit about their designs?
>>58182131It'd probably be scorbunny, since delphox is getting a mega.
Why do they make faggots seethe so much?
>>58182131Man if gamefreak actually did this for the next Legends game, it would be the funniest shitPeople would wonder for years if the trio selection was intentional or GF is just blissfully unaware
>>58184565>Making fun of them is seething
>>58184565It's not fags. It's trannies thinking they can claim anything feminine for themselves and falseflagging as someone who hates trannies to try to push their narrative
>>58185842Yeah that makes sense
>>58182131>AIslop
>>58182559You have an unhealthy obsession, seek professional help.
>>58184047>ugly teensreally?
>>58184565They are trannymons
Delphox gonna get dark pulsed by her advantage match and cry
>>58182131water
>>58182167>>58182241>>58183537What's wrong with Delphox?
>>58187804That's a tried and true ZU for you.
>>58184537Scorbunny isn't a waifumon
>>58189079Uglee
>>58189079estrogents can't appreciate MILFs
>>58182131If this ends being true then that would mean Delphox would be the only starter with a Regional and Mega form. Now Slowbro won't be so lonely anymore.
>>58189079>What's wrong with Delphox?She never shows her thick thighs
>>58182131Wtf is that gay little dog thing?
>>58182131Legends 3 will take place in Hoenn and your starters will be Snivy, Litten, and Popplio
>>58182131Delphox
Look at her go!
>>58189079Too attractive in a feminine way. It makes the faggots in the pokemon fandom have a meltdown.
>>58182131popplio only if it gets a regional evo that isn’t some weird femme mermaidthe other two will probably always be for gooners sadly even if they get a regional form, and i hate the trend they belong tothe based route is treecko (give it a good final evo design for once ever), popplio if they save it from itself, and fuck it give fennekin a chance to reform
>>58189079She's not real and cuddled up in my lap. :(
>>58182131oh shit, though decision, these are my 3 favorite starter lines, and believe it or not, not for gooning reasonsI would pick delphox, best starter of the franchise>>58182216>>58182221why are you afraid of girls? faggots
Primarina is the only one that actually looks like a biological female
>>58191704Nice cope, the only ones mad at Delphox are Braixenfags.
