>Hey girl, you’re really mature for your age you know. Wanna come back to my place?
Coal
>>58184144What does a Typedo’s girlfriend call a date? A early school day.
He is so handsome
>>58184144There's something sinister here, isn't there?
>>58184152This is way gatekeeping is so important. Digifags don’t have to put up with this shit
>>58184152
>>58184162LOL
>>58184316Based Rolf
>>58184195Because no one plays Digimon
>>58184152I'll stop beating the horse when it stops being funny
>>58184144you cant make this shit up
>>58185156Nah people play digimon. Digifags just aren’t assholes. Though the devs actually respect every digimon enough not use them for make FreakLeaks so it would never be a problem in the first place
>>58185159KEK
>>58184152if you get triggered when people make fun of the autistic pedos here, then that says way more about you...
>>58185791if you think scapegoating a cartoon badger for the rampant pedophilia in the Pokémon fandom is funny, then that says way more about you
>>58185811>there are multiple pedo threads and a single shitpost thread making fun of Typhlosion for being a pedo>wahhhh my pedo safe space is under attack!!1!11
>>58185862>>there are multiple pedo threadsand that is typhlosion;s fault how?
I don't care about the "lore" but seeing Typhlosion fans reaction each time is just...LOL
>>58185887Most Pokémon fans are pedos therefore most Typhlosion fans are pedos.
>>58185887Who do you think is making all those threads?
>>58185981Why did he do it?Why not going for a Cyndaquil or a Quilava?
>>58185974>Most Pokémon fans are pedoswhy are typhlosions fans the only ones to suffer
>>58186025They are the ones who got caught
>>58186025Because they have autistic meltys and that’s funny.
>>58186009Don't worry they have also been replaced.
>>58186025If more get added to the registry everyone will make fun of them too
>>58185169erm
>p-please still find the meme funny, even though we ran it into the ground harder than arrow in the knee
No, the memes aren't the funny partYour schizo replies and crying are the funny thing
>>58184144
Embort thread>Embort thread
>>58186552>Meicrackmon’s creepy ass actions are unambiguously canon, not a myth, not scrapped. Meicrackmon’s is a rapist or at the very least rapist adjacent, full stop >no comparison to Epstein, Diddy or any real rapist >no flood of rape or pedophilia memes >no one calling for its cancellations >not viral on any media outlet >no google autocorrect referencing it >not weaponized against Meicrackmon’s fans >literally just dust in the wind. May as well not have even happened I concede my second point. Bandai is indeed full of freaks. However this just highlights my first and more salient point, Digifags aren’t assholes.
>>58186616Shiny so good that mega Charizard had to copy it
>>58186616>first it was charizard>then it was meganium>now it's emboarnext it will be hypno or feraligatr
>>58186552>>58186627In reality this just highlight the fact that nobody would care about typhlosion being a diddler if it was a female. that’s how ursaring got off the hook
>>58186653>implying
>>58186333There were plenty on the “registry” your secondary ass just chose to ignore them
>>58186658And foids are retarded enough to go one about male privilege…
>>58186661I know you've been laughing at Typedos from the start alongside Meganiumbros but thanks to that one GET Meganium took most of the blame for it. I was referring to the question of "which vastly superior pokemon will typedos blame next"
>>58186658More like not enough people even watched digimon to know or care what that dog thing even is
Not even the double digit IQ zoomers who still think shit like Joker and Lopunny or the Vaporeon copypasta are funny get this autistically defensive if you say otherwise.
>>58186670You are for using the word foid unironically.
>>58186713>t foid
>>58186715Gotem?
>>58186616
Where’s the kleek keek troon who defends typhlosion with his life? He’s late
People joke about it but when you flip the genders it’s actually kinda hot, imagine getting secretly groomed by your “best friend” while everyone who gets in the way gets a side eye
Does any one have that audio of it on vocaroo with the accent it was funny
>>58186658>>58186757if that retarded intern had just used a female typhlosion for his crappy story, Typhlosion's repuations would be clean AND the badger "lovers" still get fed, fucking Win-Win. The dumbass intern couldn't even be a degenerate correctly.
>>58185158You're not laughing you're just being obnoxious about your fetish. Kill yourself.
>>58186757BOTH ARE BAD
>>58186797uum lil bro he was laughing at you..
>>58186964uum lil sis no one cares
>>58185791This. If you're mad about the whole Typhlosion situation, that already tells me more than I need to know about you. It's basically a self-report of sorts. Why are you so mad about a pokemon being exposed as a pedo, anon? Surely you've got nothing to hide from me, right? If Typhlosion's not your favorite pokemon, then this shouldn't affect you at all, and therefore shouldn't be angry. Hmmmm...
Dead Internet Theory
>>58185811This. If you're dragging out the whole Typhlosion situation, that already tells me more than I need to know about you. It's basically a self-report of sorts. Why are you so invested in falsely accusing a pokemon of being as a pedo, anon? Surely you've got nothing to hide from me, right? If your aren’t a pedophile, then you have no reason to try and frame a cartoon badger Hmmmm
>>58186662Hypno didn't have a fanbase. Typhlosion had (past tense) a huge fanbase before the leaks came out about her being a pedo.
>>58186939Both are indeed badly hiding their love for kids. Just so happens that one is more hotter than the other
>>58187076>herSo the world a favor and kill yourself. If typhlosion where a “her. You sped monkeys would have worshipped “her” ans tyohlosion would have become the franchise’s biggest shillmon instead of a pedo joke to make Gen Alphaggots feel better about themselves
>>58187081Doesn't matter both are wrong and should get burned
>>58186671Meganium context?
>>58186757>>58187087She is a girl but that doesn't make her any less of a creep. Female on male rape is still disgusting and wrong. You'll only think it's a laugh if you were never a victim of it.
>>58184144>"Ewww master... Can you gut this "male" pokemon?"
>>58186658Wait, that Ursaring was a girl?
>>58187148>>58187156Oh my god you guys are so boring, Who cares if it’s “wrong” or pedophilic, that’s the best part.Also you really think that emboar wasn’t secretly into their trainer too? Get real, like it or not you’re raising your future bride/groom in any game you’re playing
>>58187830Hilbert and Hilda are legal adults, so it's okay if they marry their starters
>>58186616How many boogeymen so typhlosion fags have?
>>58184152Cannot catch a break
>>58187830kys
Typhlosion is just like me irl
This board mental age is really low huh?
>>58189624considering we're routinely raided by teens, yeah
>>58187076Hypno was innocent
>even with the hate campaign and slander for months on end emboars popularity can’t even touch the pedo kingKwab
>>58189817>caring about popularity
>>58189973You and the gen alphaggots you groomed clearly care or else you wouldn’t have started a smear compaign against a fictional badger and dragged it out for over ten months
>>58187366Obviously
>>58187152>>56666666
>>58190419Can't click it.
>>58184144He must be talking to a female Vaporeon in the daycare. They are in the same egg group.
>>58184144I think Rapesplosion should be at least planet-sized.
>>58186797Oops, person with autism has been triggered.We should all be BETTER MEN and sit down and listen. Autism speaks.
>>58187830Does emboar has a spiral cock like other pigs?
>>58185158Why does she need 5 of the same rapemen tho?
>>58186658Look, Typhlosion needs to reproduce and since there are no females, he needs to use humans. Female trainers catch rapeplosion because they WANT it.
>>58190510she water type doe
>>58190592>dumps this on your head
>>58191211A fanbase being so hateful and stupid that they cancel culture Typhlosion over scraps rather than blame the writer like any other fandom would have is fine. But 2 Pokémon in the same egg group breeding is too crazy for you to accept?
>>58190472archives
>>58191258water is super effective
>>58191258>WAHHHH WAHHHHH STOP CALLING MY FAVORITE POKEMON A PEDOPHILE I KNOW HE RAPED A CHILD BUT HE'S NOT A PEDOPHILEwe'll stop when you stop crying about it
>>58191412>WAHHHH WAHHHHH STOP HAVING STANDARDS. PLEASE LAUGH. I KNOW THAT STORY WAS A RETARDED INTERN’S SCRIBBLES AND NOT REMOTELY CANON, BUT TYPHLOSION’S A PEDOPHILE..SOMEHOW…Instead of canceling a cartoon badger over nothing, Why can’t you axewounds hold game freak out that energy into holding Game Freak accountable for their laziness and crappy games? If you gave them a hundredth of of the hate you gave Typhlosion get on a daily basis, those monkeys would stop throwing their turds and put effort into their games.
>>58191357The fact they that isn’t even the most retarded arguement in this thread shows how shit this fanbase is
>>58184152Goofy aah reddit response
>>58191462i see you took none of my advice about not taking this so seriously the other day but instead chose to shamelessly ape my "cartoon badger" phrasing to disguise that you're still treating typhlosion like you think it's real and that people joking about it personally offends you. nobody needs to be blamed for anything, brother, i'm sorry, but you gotta get a life.
>>58188075Kek
>>58184144He will never be redeemed ever again. That one fucking story of fucking lore from a fucking degenerate writer ruined him forever.
>>58191601>muh degenerate writerit wasn't smut it was a fucking fairy tale, get the fuck over it oh my god dude
>>58191608It was canon and you’re defending a child molestor
>>58184144Guys what if the Typedo from the ancient story was actually a different species of Typhlosion? Maybe the Typhlosion we know is innocent after all...
>>58191611...defending?
>>58191608Tell that to >>58191412>>58190583>>58187057>>58186614>>58186355>>58186333And the other retards
>>58191608Normal people fairy tale:>The princess is locked in her castle waiting for her hero who saves her with the help of his friends and they live happily ever afterTypedo fairy tale:>A giant rat lures a little girl into his cave to feed her berries and rape her
>>58191639That says far more about the writer than Typhlosion. Then why don’t you blame the writer instead of the Pokémon that was slandered
>>58191639disney movie ass childbrain understanding of fairy tales, people get raped and killed in almost every fairy tale ever written
>>58187339
>>58188075Lmao
>>58191601>>58191608Nintendo has enough problems with Luigi, they can put the fire mouse in the corner with porygon to be forgotten.
>>58191639>A giant rat lures a little girl into his cave to feed her berries and rape herThat's Little Red Riding Hood by the Brothers Grimm, only it's a wolf
>>58192270Can’t they just fire and blacklisted the intern (who’s a liability) and lynch the hacker (who’s a criminal)? It’s what any sane company would have done and whag game freak wouild have done if Nh other Pokémon had their reputation ruined
>>58192279No, both are high up in the company. It's probably not an intern, it's probably Sugimori or someone else who has a reputation to uphold, and the leaker is likely a top Nintendo shareholder.
>>58192292>Sugimori I doubt. Sugmori had to finalize Typhlosion’s design. If he hated it He could have just rejected it. the writer had to be some new guy who wormed his way in, not part of the old guard >or someone else who has a reputation to upholdPeople with and reputations to uphold don’t write stories like that > leaker is likely a top Nintendo shareholder.Shareholders don’t got necks? Lynch him since he’s still a criminals and taken back the shares. Win-Win
>>58192342>Shareholders don’t got necks?They have pocketbooks. You litigate or execute your biggest stockholder you lose out on their investment money forever. They have too much to lose, and the amount they'd get for winning a lawsuit is likely small change compared to what the leaker is willing to invest in stocks.
Imagine liking typhlosion in this current year.
>>58193685Better than liking embort.
>>58186355This is the most funniest typedo meme by far.
>>58184152upboat
>xhe had to bump from page 9Grim
>>58184144typedo memes will never not be funny.
>>58194929Kek
Up it go
>>58184144You don't even find it funny, you're doing this because you were told to stop. Like a child when they repeat a joke just cause it's something to say.>>58185791Yeah, I guess people are triggered, I guess you did it. Turns out when someone just spams the same thing over and over that pisses people off. You did it, you acted like an annoying faggot.>>58185811>>58187069And now we have the internet psychologist spending way too much time thinking about it beyond, "joke isn't funny" and complicating the dumb shit with their retardation.>>58191639>Pokeman fan is so illiterate he's only aware of Disney adapted stories.Try any fucking mythology or folktale from anywhere in the world, and your fucking head would spin.If you had any kind of education outside of pokemon threads and tiktok, Typlosion's story would not be all that odd.Also the princess in that castle is almost always like, 13 or 14 in those fairy tales, so fuck off.
>>58188075good! this is what typhlosion deserves
>>58197136> And now we have the internet psychologist spending way too much time thinkingI was just throwing the logic of the posts above back at their own faces. > If you had any kind of education outside of pokemon threads and tiktok, Pokemon is the dumbest fandom, most Pokemon fans are only fans so they can shitpost, they don’t even play the fucking games past the first gym. and Gen aphla is one of the most retarded generations to ever exist, (most flat out can not read and use Ai for fucking everything. Also to most back stabbing and narcissistic, there’s and epidemic of teachers quitting becuase they go mental having to put up with Gen alpha’s crap>Typlosion's story would not be all that odd.If it was one of their precious shillmons like Lucario or heaven forbid fucking Charizard, they’d shit their period panties and rage and storm game freak offices.