1 shot, what do?
Deadass could a pistol kill a Pokémon? Like can any Pokemon shoot an objects as fast as a bullet? That pistol also looks kinda low caliber. Hard to tell though. Are these all level 5? Level 100 with perfect stats and natures?
>>58190511i shoot bulbasaur of course
>>58190511I would shoot Chikorita. I haven't given a damn about that one since super smash bros brawl.
>>58190511fennekin and sprigatito evolve into some real rancid designs but i don’t wish ill on the pre-evos
>>58190511I'm sorry Eevee
>>58190511miss
>>58190511The ugly rabbit
>>58190537DONT DO IT JESSE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>58190511Scorbunny
>>58190511Either tepig, scorbunny, sobble or quaxly. Zero redeeming qualities from these shit lines.
>>58190511the duck
>>58190511Scorbunny unless he's given an everstone as a Raboot. Otherwise, Quaxly
>>58190518>Level 5OHKO>Level 100Your shots are parried
>>58190511It's a simple answer. All you need to shoot is Bulbasaur's bulb. The resulting scatter of toxic and sleep-inducing powder should make killing them all as easy as frosting a cake.
>>58190584fuck you tepig is cute
>>58190518they would just faint
>>58190552the bullet ricochets and hits your ballsack
>>58190511sobble or quaxly, which coincidentally both feel the most thematic to shoot
>>58190622yeah but his two other evos are bad.
Goodbye, Charmander.
>>58190511Pokemon Company's choice
>>58190850Same it's not fair that motherfucker got two megas AND a gmax
>>58190511Eevee and its evolutions
I'm sorry, Torchic.
>>58190899Based CHADfreak
>>58190511The faggot seal
>>58191751Why? Surely there is at least one of them you like.
>>58190511I shoot Charmander but I deliberately do it in a way so that it survives and gives it a cool scar that leads to a special version of Charizard from Kanto that looks cool and will be the excuse to make a Charizard Z mega evolution.
>>58190518Pokémon are so much more beyond real-life animals in strength. Trying to just shoot any of them with a regular firearm would do nothing. A Level 1 Pokémon with the worst possible Stats can already survive powerful Moves from powerful Level 100 Pokémon with nothing worse than Fainting and no major permanent bodily injury.
>>58190511If you pick anything but sobble you are a retard
>>58190511The gay duck
>>58190511Eevee. Probably the most "I am an NPC" pokemon with its evolutions, far more than Pikachu, Charizard and Greninja considering that the amount of votes this entire line had in the 2020 vote was higher than anything else.
>>58190511Killing the one with the most fans around here.
>>58190511One in the Chamber gives you a shot back after each kill, so you could chain them all.Or just knife them all and unload on Sprigatito.
>>58190511You humans are a dangerous species
>>58190511Sprig, so I don't have to see that abomination called Meowscarada
>>58190511Froakie
>>58190511Rig the entire area with C4 and blow them all to bits. Starters are inherently bad and not a single one has had a positive impact on the series. The idea of the professor giving you an ultra rare pokemon you can't get anywhere else is stupid. They're all fire, water and grass types with the same standard ability that increases elemental attacks at critical health, and they're all the exact color of their types. No uniqueness, no coolness, they exist to be put in the PC forever. Starters kept Ash from catching actual coolmons like Ninetales and Pikachu stole spotlight from the few coolmons he did catch (Muk in Oak's lab, really?)
>>58190511Kill >>58192436
>>58190511why would I kill any of them though?
>>58190511Oshawott. Seems like a mercy kill.
>>58190518Gameplay abstraction doesn’t mean they’re all invincible. I’m sure a bullet would kill or serious damage to most normal pokemon.
>>58190511Litten had it coming
>>58190511Scorbunny or the fagduck.
>>58190511the trix rabbit
>>58190511what's that ugly rat under mudkip and turtwig, ive never seen it before. shooting that one, god it's hideous
>>58190511The ugly ass bobble head green grass cat, I hat it and it's entire evo line
>>58194248that's cyndaqueer. It doesn't deserve a swift death like a bullet to the head, it deserves to get skinned alive. That bullet can go to better use like killing quaxly.
>>58194491hate*
>>58192481rules are rules, you have to pick
>>58193108Magikarp is known canonically as the most pathetic mon and it survives reentry from the atmosphere anon.
>>58192166That is just game mechanics though. There is no way gamefreak would allow the player's pokemon to flat out get killed if there was such a major level gap in power.
>>58190511Killing grookey since no one is going to miss rillaboomer anyway
>>58190511Picking Grookey because we don't need another monkey starter.
>>58194248>>58194501What kind of soulless monster would want to harm a cute baby fire echidna? Cyndaquil had nothing to do with molesting kids, that was a completely different pokemon! Anti-typhlosionfags are psychopaths.
