I have adult pokewoman fetish
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>>58191544Adult sure but grannies past menopause are not.
You work away, I'll be over here GILFchasing.
>>58191544>adult pokewoman>fetishyou mean you arent a pedo?
>>58191544So you're normal. Got it.
Drasna love
Wicke owes me sex. I WILL self insert as her debatably-not-canon husband in his 20's from the gigaleak.
Why the hell do you all have mommy issues?
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>>58191657>debatably-not-canonConsidering how many subtle things from the gigaleak are actually canon or continually references I'm inclined to believe it's true and Wicke fucks 20's year old men (like me)
>>5819176510/10, /a/. 10/10.
A mild to severe hagging is required
>>58191765/a/ used to be so good. now it's just retards seething at popular things and threads slowly being plagued by aislop, endorsed by jannies
My kind of thread
>>58192010Fun Fact: Both Melony and Wicke are designed by Take, who also designed LusamineShe has range
>>58191544>Romanticised old ladies in art are 10% chubbier, have closed eyes with 1 wrinkle tops and big, full breasts that sag a tiny bit to make them look heavier and they go "ara ara" and dote on you 24/7>Real life old ladies their tits sag to their ankles, their face turns to leather when they smile and their privates look like pulled pork. They're also usually miserable, demanding, carrying heavy baggage that you have to hear about 24/7 about their previous lovers.
I love adult women
>>58192325Let the Haggening begin
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Why is this board incapable of having a thread that isn't a blatant coomer thread or a ragebait/subtle genwar thread?
>>58192444Wish I had this one in color
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>>58192341>>58192334Shame there is so little of them. And Kaki/kiawe's mom.
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Ecchi dump threads belong on >>>/e/ . Don't pretend that you want to discuss the characters because all you do so far is post lewds and nothing else
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>>58192540What would her team be? I like to think that it would be a little stronger than Lana's and that she would somehow have a Basculegion
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>>58192530I feel like Fantina is underrated
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>>58192551If they bring Megas to Unova do you think her Mega would be Kengaskhan or would you want them to giver her a new Mega?
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>>58192571Even ugly bastards are more respectable than shotashit.
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>>58192570Do you think that she is from Galar originally or a yet unknown Russian-based region?
>>58192574Don't care, you're not white
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>>58192578I loved her arc in SV. I would love to see her managing a Pokemon Center or working in the Aether Foundation in SuMo remakes/Legends games
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>>58192588Why is she more popular than the other Unova mom?
>>58192507they're made for them.
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>>58192505I love Cheryl so much.
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>>58192448>this boardalmost the entire site you mean, outside comfy and autistic places like /po/ 4chen has this problem everywhere and the reason why jannies/mods/admins do nothing to stop this is because the entire site is hemorrhaging users each year, and of course the old guard mostly have migrated to altchans
>>58192628I like the she wears overalls. Do you think that she was a Rancher trainer class before settling down in Galar?
>>58192640I recently learned that Rhyhorn Racing was a concept for a minigame scrapped along with Pokemon Z back in the day. If we'd gotten Pokemon Z, do you think that she would have been involved with Rhyhorn Racing in the same way that the Sinnoh mom was involved in Contests?
>>58192654Do you think she'll take over for Chairman Rose in his absence? How do you think she'd run the company? The League?
>>58192581Grown ass man self inserts as a shota. Probably a manlet.
>>58192654I have no doubt. She has a Rhyhorn at your home and you can interact with it I believe. It would've been real nice to see her teach you the basics of racing and might even be a difficult racer. They really did put in some thought into that minigame.
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>>58192685It feels like Olympia was designed with Lunala in mind. Do you think we'll ever see her interact with a Lunala in-game? I'd even take a variant in MastersEX
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>>58192708Given that there's an educational link between Paldea and Unova, do you think that Professor Juniper would have any Paldean Pokemon? Given that she seems to like the Minccino line, I actually think that she would have Tandemaus as lab rats for study.
>>58192754If we ever return to Paldea, I would love a B2W2 situation where Violet 2's professor is the human Sada who left an obsessed Turo and vice versa
>>58192666The dream
>>58192776Call her ugly all you want, but I really like that her black and gold color scheme sets her apart from other Ghost specialists
>>58191765Kek
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>>58192803How would anons feel if TPC released an AR photo app that focused on letting you take pictures with Pokemon with her as the game's professor? It feels like they could do more with her photography gimmick
>>58192818It's a shame that we never got to battle her. What would her team be?
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>>58192818I would spend hours on that AR Photo app with Viola as the professor. I would spend hours taking lots and lots of photos...
>>58192827>>58192612Agreed. Excellent taste anon. If the Sinnoh games ever got a true sequel, I'd love to see Cheryl turn the Old Chateau into forest resort of hotel for trainers passing through where they can heal and rest from the journey.
>>58192843I love that idea very much. Maybe you can battle Cheryl there too in the Old Chateau resort as a bonus, and get a lot of reward for beating her in battle.
>>58192843We know that she's lived a very long time, but after the end of PLA , how many more years do we think she lived? How close chronologically is she to Cynthia? My personal theory is that Cogita lived to be Cynthia's great-grandmotherSome people think that Volo is Cynthia's ancestor because of his team, but I actually think that Volo's team confirms that Cynthia's team is one of cultural significance rather than personal expression and is that of a "Celistica Lorekeeper" or something with the exception being that Celestica Lorekeepers are allowed to have one Pokemon that is not a part of the assigned set. I actually think that Volo is Lusamine's ancestor as they are the only characters who practice worship of a Pokemon by styling their hair to match their appearance.Thoughts anyone?
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>>58192900It looks like we won't be seeing her in Legends ZA but since Kalos has access to an expanded Pokedex with some Galarian Pokemon and new Megas, what's a good updated team for her? I'm thinking: Dragalge (Mega)NoivernDragapultDuraludonAltaria (Rematch)
>>58192941>>58192558She is underrated. I wish that we could have gotten ORAS-style Sinnoh remakes to give Fantina a new look like Glacia in Hoenn.I've got my fingers crossed though that GameFreak will let her cameo in ZA and retcon the lore so that she's officially from Kalos. I know it's unlikely, but I can dream.
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>>58192930>>58192949Finally, some Shauntal art here.
>>58192953It's my personal theory that the trading firms Honey was the CEO of was the Sinnoh GTS. That's why one of her cards mentions Gallade. It could also explain her name if she was named for the Honey Trees near Floraroma town just north of Jubilife
>>58192956She’s too underrated, and it’s a shame too
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>>58193000Since she is half Galarian, maybe in a Galar revisit she could be working to give us the correctly-assembled fossil Pokemon
>>58192979What would Honey's Honey taste like?
funny how theres klara and shauntal art and no iono
>>58193034YeahContrary to popular belief here, Iono’s is as much of a adult as Klara and ShauntalAnd if Pokémon Masters isn’t enough, she has a thing for Grusha since his glory days and has been streaming “for a while”
>>58193056>she has a thing for Grusha since his glory days and has been streaming “for a while”headcanon made by shippers
Sometimes, less is moreAnd that is what makes Rika stand out
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>>58192779>Muh browniesNot an argument
>>58193103Also, I'm just now noticing the resemblance, but do you think that Miriam might be related to Klara?
>>58193110She could also be related to IonoMaybe both?
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>>58193129They really need to raise the image cap of these threads.
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>>58193107>Doesn't deny itLmaoDon't care what brownoids think
>Full threadHagchads, I kneel.
I have impregnated every pokewoman in this thread.>B-but the baby will be more likely to turn out autistic!I don’t care.
>>58193323>The baby will be more likely to turn out autisticSo, a /vp/ user?
Whoa this hit image limit fast, respect /vp/
>>58192783Tbh the slight bit of pudge that's visible in her skin-tight outfit drives me fucking WILD.
>>58193238But enough about you
>>58193142https://files.catbox.moe/116q57.jpg
>>58194526Galarian Motherhttps://files.catbox.moe/a1bi00.jpg
>>58194607Oleanahttps://files.catbox.moe/cfqiwm.png
>>58195216Oliviahttps://files.catbox.moe/fvi5nh.jpg
>>58195448Olympiahttps://files.catbox.moe/y13e9l.png
>>58191544Doesn't look good.
>>58193653Not really.
>>58195592Palinahttps://files.catbox.moe/1vandc.jpg
>>58195655I want those huge milkers so bad.
>>58195655Professor Juniperhttps://files.catbox.moe/zhy480.jpg
>>58195666Professor Sadahttps://files.catbox.moe/e36ei2.png
>>58195666Professor Juniper is so hot.
>>58195674Rymehttps://files.catbox.moe/ll9aye.jpg
>>58196837Shelly (ORAS)https://files.catbox.moe/yovqij.jpg
>>58196845Viola and Perrinhttps://files.catbox.moe/pslagv.jpgTell me anons, if you were offered the chance to be mentored in Pokemon Photography by one of these ladies, who would you choose and why? Personally, I'd choose Viola. I think that her experience photographing Bug-Type Pokemon would make her better at capturing small details and lighting differences. Perrin on the other hand might be a bit better to choose if you intend on getting shots of larger, faster Pokemon out in the wild.
>>58196858It's a very hard decision. I feel like Viola would be the most friendly one. Always encouraging you to shoot more while she eagerly brings out the best in you. Perrin is real close, but being mentored by Viola and her style would be a very fun experience. I love capturing Bug-Types and the smaller Pokemon.
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>>58196876Wickehttps://files.catbox.moe/5bf7go.pngHere's a question anons. We know that Lusamine used her influence to force or coerce those around her to dress in a way that resembles Ultra Beasts. Even Guzma bears some resemblance to Xurkitree. Do you think that there were scrapped UBs that were going to resemble Wicke and/or Faba? Could we see them in an Alola revisit?
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>>58192895There's only about 100 years between L: A and DP/BDSP. And given Arceus grated Cogita extended life, as she gave up her family and clan, just to set the board of Arceus' Champion, I can only assume Arceus also granted her a reward of a new family and time to spend among them. I think Cogita's Cynthia's granny, somehow. Grown from Cogita's single abode to a village named for her people.
>>58197316I think an Alola revisit would be great to see more of the nice adult women again like Wicke, Lusamine, and Kahili.
>>58197373Odds are we're not going to see any the old cast of characters, given they seem to be ignoring the XY set in L: Z-A, much to the chagrin of XYgotes still expecting XY2.
>>58197379>XYgotesawesomelike, the people i know most excited for this game were like 7 when it came out in 2013, nostalgia for the 3DS being one of your first game experiences is still crazy to me
>>58197379If they're still expecting XY2 or a Z they're on high copium. That ship has sailed and Z-A is the closest they can get to that realization I feel.
>>58197397We literally have faggots squealing about it getting a significant DLC content addition, where we go "find Sycamore" due to him OBVIOUSLY being kidnapped and not on some kind of professional business trip outside Lumiose/Kalos during the timeframe of the game. They're unsalvageable.
>>58197316Charm https://files.catbox.moe/jkqyo7.jpg
>>58197772Cherylhttps://files.catbox.moe/l8de68.jpg
>>58197894I need Cheryl so badly.
>>58197894Cogitahttps://files.catbox.moe/foxs9b.png>>58197335That's an interesting theory. If so, do you think that that's why Cogita isn't in MastersEX? Do you think that they're trying to avoid Cynthia and Cogita meeting to avoid confirmation that she is Cogita's granddaughter?
>>58198015Dhaliahttps://files.catbox.moe/n1f380.jpg
>>58198015I don't pay any attention to Masters and it's mainly due entirely from Cynthia's words regarding her grandmother, her granny's significance of being Village Elder and her deep knowledge of the art on the walls in the ruins in the village. It may just be headcanon and Cogita's actually her Great+ grandmother, but from the two games presented, it's at least significant enough as to potentially be a factor. I also like the thought of Cogita finding love again and finally getting to grow old with her husband.