"Meanwhile, on Bizarro /vp/!":
>>58196263Oh boy I fucking hate Horizons.
Take ddance from Arcanine, he’s too powerful
>>58196263i love adult women
i fuck
I love Pokémon
>>58196263I've read all the dialogue in all the games.
>>58196263I love pokemon!
>>58196263Reddit is inferior
>>58196263I'm a woman
wow, I can’t believe Yawnfag continues to debate in good faith and never brings up berry farming to critique gen5
I don't need to rely on machine translation. I'm fluent in Japanese.
>>58196263I love this board, I’m glad everyone bullies the pokephiles and make them feel unwelcome!
>>58196329Agreed. Can't believe he actually acknowledges the flaws in XY and doesn't project them onto other games, such as BW or DP.
>>58196263Time to go to bed at a scheduled healthy time. I'm glad I had a wonderful conversation about the mainline games today. The thread even had some insightful LGPE competitive discussion even though it's a side game. Then another amazing vocaroo dropped and it got tons of (You)'s. People thought there was no way the Joe In Chains one would be topped all those years ago, but while it still remains as the legendary starting point that kicked off the trend there has been countless other enjoyable audio dramas since then like the one from today. Oh! I almost forgot today's other big release! Since generative AI is so accessible now, /dg/ and /roxie/ have been trying to out-content each other for over a year after their visual novels released by posting AI songs and chapters of bizarre fanfic prompts instantly, but /ss/ surprised everyone by posting /vp/'s first AI animated episode. It even had color grading and sound direction edited onto the 25 minutes of footage! Before leaving my computer I checked out the DS private server thread. For the weekly weekend cartridge tournaments BW2 usually goes through 3 threads compared to 2 when it's a Platinum week, but this weekend BW2 got to the bump limit of a 5th thread from a newcomer bringing a new set no one had answers to! Some faggot was clearly trying to start genwars in several threads too but thankfully the jannies are always quick to do their job. I don't know how I could hate this board. Showderp is more active than ever and I think I'll try posting a set again tomorrow. 6 suggs were posted instantly last time I tried.
I love typhlosion, even more I love how he just seems to be a good guy, avoiding controversy and overall a wholesome chungus
>>58196263I love this place. I can say whatever I want without fear of bans.
>>58196263Pokémon XZ and YZ were amazing
FUCK NO SEAKING
>>58196282>2025>Dragonite, Salamence, Garchomp, Hydreigon, Goodra, Kommo-o, Dragapult, and Baxcalibur STILL don't get dog dancekill me
the generation discussers are so polite, saving their debates for when thread creators specifically ask for them
these new mega designs are great
You won't buy it anyways.
the only interest i have for this ip is the game and not the female trainers
>>58196263I LOVE CYNTHIAAND YES I'M GOING TO COLLEGEAND I PAY MY ART COMMISIONS
>>58196533What's a mega?
wow it's fucking everything
>>58196263OH MY GOD IS THAT GREYMON FROM ADVEEEENTUUUUUUUUUUUUURE!?
LITERALLY MY DAD'S CAT
>golurk used eatthqjake!my sis blows piss
>>58196263I can't fucking believe Zygarde will be excluded from legends ZA.
>>58196263I'm glad I can battle gym leader Melony on pokemon sword.
>>58196263WOW IT'S SOMETHING
>>58196263I love gen 5 for saving the series
I love how the mods here are serious about their job and don't power trip. I also love how we are able to have normal threads with a female in the thumbnail without a porn addict dumping his smut folder and talking about sex
>>58196263wow pokemon games are so high quality and pokemon fans are such amazing, well-adjusted, successful people!
>>58196263>tfw every new game is a revolutionary masterpiece of the monster catching genre but almost nobody buys them
>>58196263Man why does everyone love middle stage starters more than the other stages?
>>58197499Groudon looks great in blue
Why are there so many pokèmon posts on /vp/ - Virtual Pets? You're disrupting my Renamon goon sesh!
Doesn't /vp/ know that Smogon exists too? Why are they so obsessed with things that don't matter to competitive battles?
>>58196263>All the new pokemon look like digimonbut positive and they actually do look like them
>>58196285Kek
>>58196263I don't think being obnoxious for replies is a good way to spend my time and I get plenty of attention in real life
>>58196263Charizard needs more love and more content!
You guys ever feel like Game Freak spoils us? I mean in Scarlet and Violet alone we got: >A massive expansion to Battle Frontier.>Pokemon-Amie was revamped completely into a full on pet simulator.>Double and triple battles incorporated into the story flawlessly, perfectly prepping new players for the official VGC format.>Probably the most balanced roster of new mons the series has seen to date.>New move tutors and training NPCs that make it easier than ever to get the perfect moves and IVs on your mons, with access to moves and forms that other greedier companies would lock behind entire separate games.>Dynamic weather, seasons that change the landscape, and a robust world that's amazingly fun to explore.>Never once bent the knee to DEI shit despite its current popularity.All that and they still gave us that Pokemon Stadium/World Tournament DLC, with some of the best fucking mini games I have ever played. And yet they've never axed a single Pokemon and every game they put out is completely bug free, despite fans begging them not to work so hard. It's just amazing, truly the type of game you could only get out of the world's most financially successful franchise and all the resources that implies.Anyway I'm really excited for the Pokemon-Pal World Nintendo Direct, it's so cool that Game Freak saw this other successful game and decided to work with them on a brand new project. Such a morally upright group of people, always looking out for the little guy. I've never been so proud to call myself a Pokemon fan.
>>58198372Large AAA company, please forget.
Slow Start Regigigas is amazing!
>>58198422Typo? Regigigas has only ever had one ability, Speed Boost, and it's an overpowered piece of shit because of it.
>>58198372You’ll skip it anyway.
>>58197551Love yourself. You are welcome here.
>>58197513I love being able to report obviously rule breaking posts and watching them get deleted in minutesCould you imagine if trying to do so just got you a 3 day global ban instead?
>>58198372Reading your post has brightened my day! I'm just as proud as you are, this franchise really is the best it has ever been
>>58198372Could you imagine if IVs were completely random with no way to change them once a mon is obtainedThe horrors
>make "meanwhile in bizarro /vp/" thread>everyone gets along in itdamn, i guess it really is that easy
>>58198845Bizzaro /vp/ is just Reddit
>>58198869Nah, bizzaro /vp/ is what /vp/ would be if everyone didn't have severe autism and an abysmally low IQ like every regulars on this board, mods included, currently havr
Did you guys see the mods take down that Jasmine post where she was showing her nips just 60 seconds after it was posted? They're so on the ball!
>>58196573That tuna looks sick
>>58198907Right, but if everyone did get along, what would be the point? Like, making friends and agreeing with everyone all the time? How fucking boring would that be?
>>58196263I'm so glad Gen 6 was high quality. Especially compared to everything that came before it started the renaissance.
https://youtu.be/NEHSJuGhBE8?si=GrCpTd_l6phrBRowJunichi only got better over time.
I am a happily married man and do not understand why people obsessive over fake girls.
Charizard really needs MORE attention. C'mon GF give us some merch or an alternative form!#JusticeForTheOverlooked
>>58198936Anon, people don't need severe autism and single digit IQs to disagree. Its just that arguments will be articulate and interesting.
>>58196263There are so little Cynthia threads, she needs more love .. Diantha & Geeta mog her so hard!
>>58196355i read this entire post
I like the games but sometimes I wish we were as popular as digimon. Gamefreak already puts out bangers on their shoestring budget, can you imagine what they could do with the billions of dollars digimon rakes in?
boy i sure do love simisear specifically. its my absolute favorite pokemon
>>58196355too short, didn't read
>>58196561kek
Gen 6 was the peak of pokemon, XY and Kalos were amazing.
Gen 5 was the peak of Pokémon, definitely the magnum opus. Removing berries, bottom screen & dream world was genius
I enjoy real women!
>>58196781>master, my bulbs ache!
>>58196573Is it alright?
>>58200881yeah just taking a cozy little nap
>>58198907So... Reddit.
i enjoy pokémon
>>58198372But we love DEI here
They haven't done anything with Kanto since it appeared in Gold/Silver as the post game. Doesn't GameFreak care about their roots? Even the mascot changes with every generation.
>>58201332What the fuck is a kanto
>>58196263Nintendo sues Konami and Square Enix for copyright infringement.
>>58200178Kek is spelled backwards
>>58198372And an excellent soundtrack. I'm glad they brought in some new talent during the Switch era that respects Masuda's style instead of allowing a couple DEI-loving celebrities in to ruin Pokémon's integrity and everyone's ears.
