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>>58197718they putting nortubel characters in pokemon?
reminder: if the character is still younger than you, they are not a hag
Real women exist. Real women would date you if you had proper hygiene.
>>58197749>Real women
>>58197743Cynthia's canonically 2 years older than me, Lusamine's 9, Juniper's between 10 and 20 (which also makes Fennel similar in age gap) then we get to the proper granny characters that run 20+ years older.My problem is there's too many faggots and fuckers obsessed with their imaginary girlfriend from puberty to consider drawing other women in-series generally.
>these are "hags" according to poke fags
>>58197743So characters that are 18 years old are hags comparing to the average /vp/ user? Makes sense
>>58197839Brair’s teaching position, figure, and haircut all point to someone in their mid thirties. Perrin is a stretch, but seeing as she looks like an early 2000’s scene girl, she gives of the energy of someone in her early thirties who looks young for her age. That little girl Carmine has no place here though, put her back in the playpen with Poppy.
>>58197856She looks like she has sex with shotas.
>>58197743I'm 31, Cynthia was mommy on her debut and lack of aging means she's now young enough I'd get dirty looks for dating her now since she hasn't aged.
>>58197777basado quads
>>58197749No they wouldn't, I've tried.
>>58197743Cynthia was 28 in 2006, she's 47 now.
>>58198019She is a unaging anime girl.
>>58197749never try real women anon, they are evil, narcissistic, only want to get free shit from and make a laughing stock out of you. some of them got free art from me. first time i got called a fucking stalker and mocked hard, now im just getting ghosted cuz this bitch plays gta 5 online 24/7hope is a poison that we should eradicate having imaginary relationship with animu women is superior choice>>58197777this
>>58197960>11 year difference between two clear adultsNah, you'd get the dirty looks if you were the oldfag sniffing around an early-20's Cynthia, but a not-visibly older woman dating a younger man with an 11 year gap is acceptable to society (remember, women used to be married off in their teens to men in their 20's or older at one stage. This is the same thing, but with it being two adults making the conscious decision to hook up).
>>58198092Have you ever actually reflected on yourself and how you act?
>>58197749NahIf I had proper hygiene women would not date me because I would not consent, lolAlways felt like people cared wayyyyy too much about d*ting, even putting it before improving their own lives, but I'm probably on the spectrum so who knows
>>58198092kek are you sure any of them were actually women? I sure as hell wouldn't be above pretending to be a woman to scam some turbo autist out of free art.
>>58198158yes, first relationship gave me a good and needed expirience. i still act like a retard not to be mistaken for autism but i hold my retardation on leashbetter not to open up too fast>>58198183hanged out irl with them
>legs>boobs>glasses>long red hairIn Gen 1, little boys fell in love with Misty, men fell in love with Lorelei.
>>58198191Nothing you just said has anything to do with you reflecting on your own behavior you illiterate retard.
>>58198196kneel to lgpe for adding this undershirt>>58198199the fuck you expect me to say? the only thing ive could reflect to was>haha this passer-by bag has a dog that looks like toby fox>toby fox is le heckin retard i hate him>pepestare.jpgbut now looking back she wasnt even worth it shes mid if not ugly, even my friends told me soBUT THE CURRENT ARTHOE HOHO SHES A LOOKER
>>58197839Shota Destroyers
>>58198216LGPE was Masuda's swansong from the franchise, it had its flaws but by christ is did SOME things right.
>>58198368>LGPEWould've been if he didn't hostile take over ILCA
she is the kind of girl to stack donuts up your dick and post pics of it
>>58198216You clearly don't even know what reflecting on yourself means.
>>58198423anon learn the definition of a word before using it please
>>58197718>>58197789>>58197839Perrin looks young, and even younger due to her scene girl looks, but she's secretely in her early 30s, she just tries her best to look young to attract teenage boys.
>>58198433>a wordIt's a phrase, esl anon.
>>58198440retard-kun...
>>58198397I'd let her put a pair of sunglasses on my dick, and take a picture of it.
>>58197718>23 year old>hagunironically kill yourself, pedo piece of shit.
>>58198450>anime picture>weeb speakI wonder why women don't like you.
>>58198019She was 28 in 1999. Remember GSC take place at the same time as DP, aka 3 years after RGBY which was 1996. Cynthia would be 54 now.
>>58197777Quads of truth
>>58197845>implying anyone on this board is under 18pokemon minors exclusively congregate on twitter
>>58198217>dilf breakersFtfy
>>58198803>shota destroyers>ftftfyfy
>>58198862>>58198849So good.
>>58198838>dilf breakers>ftftftfyfyfy
>>58198884
>>58199011Sonia hot.
>>58199109She sure is anon, she sure is
>>58199275Need her so bad.
so yeah i decided to draw her
>>58197718what is perrin's jap name I can't find any doujin of her and I don't believe there isn't any what with that design of hers and the themes that surround her
>>58199405cool!
>>58197718Ohh she can keep that sexy bikini on...
>>58199598サザレ / SazareCheck bulbapedo next time
>>58199936>>58199941>>58199945I love Cheryl so much!
>>58197839hag is any woman over the age of 25. people used to call them cakes but none of the election tourists know wtf that means anymore
>>58200109I don't know why japanese don't like cakes. Is cake! Everyone loves cakes! And this thread proves it!>Christmas cakesI know, but I always end up eating it way past the 25th, so I know is good.
>>58200282Who's your favorite cake?
>>58200345Who isn't?Delia, Jessie, Lana's Mom, the ZA Hex Maniac, Melony, Drasna, Sabrina, Lorelei, Lenora, the Alola mom, the Paldea mom, Katy, Luana I remember Orange Islands!.There's a lot of cake, and so little time to enjoy.
>>58200374>SabrinaNot sure if I classify her as one but honestly I ain't complaining. Sabrina is amazing.
>>58199319>>58199109
Perrin is so hot
>>58197718>>58200447>growlitheYJK
>>58200447She exclusively fucks shotas.
>>58200434
>>58201043Can’t tell if it’s Sonia or Perrin that have the tighter jeans
>>58199405As if she's saying "Well, if you really wanted to see it." Thanks anon. Funny to see her without lips.
>>58201384>Funny to see her without lips.literally me being a forgetful idiot, but thanks
>>58197935Lolis*
>>58199405>>58198368>>58198196>>58198216
>>58201814
>>58198759Bold of you to assume we don't get raided constantly by teenagers and bold of you to assume that the underaged twitter tourists don't congregate here for leaks
>>58202048okay ill say it. did someone sent jannies pipebombs using mods leak?
>>58202057No, it's just some retard thinking he can get away with posting porn because of that one Jasmine thread
Blatant ecchi dump threads like this one should be a banneable offense, this isn't /e/ for fuck sake
>>58201069
>>58202103I don't see how this could get banned before the pokegoddess threads 2bh
>>58202836The thing is that the goddess threads were being banned as soon as they were made a few weeks ago, however mods seems to have forgot that and somehow now these threads are OK despite the exact same shit as before being posted
FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT GET FATTER GET FATTER GET FATTER GET FATTER GET FATTER
>>58201529Chocolate milk!
I want to lick her forehead so much
Such evil aura makes me want to fix her
>>58203836>>58203864Pumping
I like Tulip
>>58203619>>58203624>>58203628>>58203635Best thing to ever come out of this franchise, pussywise
>>58203933>>58203937>>58203951>>58203955>>58203959>>58203964>>58203967Shauntal, my beloved wife.
>Second full hag threadWow, that's surprising. Good job, guys, may you find an adult woman in your life.
