What do you think the jews did to Jesus in the Pokemon world
>>58200030Same story but Jesus lost a Pokémon battle to Judas
>>58200030Take your best guess
>>58200030It all depends on what year the pokemon timeline takes place if it is even said on the show. Also I think Brock mentioned Noah once and also that might be an edited screencap but religion like Christianity at least exists.
>>58200030Jesus was a pokemon.
>>58200030Ok, but why does a Japanese girl have a cross on her if noone in Japan is Christian?
>>58200030Isa, peace be upon him, called for a return of faith. He wanted humans and Pokémon to revert to Islam and once again achieve harmony by becoming Allahs slaves. However, the teachings of Isa were subverted by Team Galactic Admin (((Paul))). This evil admin sought to subvert the Sinnoh empire for the benefit of his team, so he taught the Isa was a team galactic prophet and that all other regions are dogs in comparison and that they were at fault for crucifying him (there is no record of a single crucifixion in the Pokémon universe).
>>58200030Why was this episode such an anomalyhttps://youtu.be/xdu5MAzxd9U?t=150
>>58200030Same story. When this episode came out the idea was that Pokemon were a more recent introduction to the world — that’s why there were real animals (such as fish) in the early episodes
>>58201286>noone in Japan is Christian?There are but it's an extreme minority.
>>58200030Nothing because Jesus doesn't exist in the Pokemon world. Just like ours.
>>58202329E D G Y
>>58202329Jesus existed buddy, sorry to burst your edgy bubble.
>>58202379Jesus the man existed. Jesus the son of God did not (and neither does God).
>>58202385Exactly what I said bud.
>>58202394Jesus the man =/= the Judeo-Christian figurehead Jesus. Assuming he existed at all, which is a big if.
>>58202405Post nose.
>>58200030Nothing, he's still dicking around in Guyana.
>>58201286She's just a big fan of Castlevania
>>58202405>>58202385Embarassing.
>>58202405You guys are retarded, people don't even remember what the fuck happened 20 years ago at this point so the fact that people still talk about it 1000s of years later means something.
>>58202358not very edgy at allsaying "rape is cool, actually" is edgy, what he said is lukewarm at best
>>58203633Post yours. Since you worship one on a cross.
>>58201286It's a lowercase t.
>>58201534Thanks to World War 2.
>>58201286If Conquest is to be believed, in the Pokémon universe Japan is monothiest.
>>58200030They clearly crucified him given she's holding a cross. Unless maybe he was a regional form of dhelmise. I'm gonna say Holy Water/Holy Ghost.
>>58206054Fucking forgot the second spoiler, oh well
>>58200030With faith and a crucifix, it's the only way to catch a Vampie squid.
>>58205039It might mean that many people over the centuries put a lot of effort and resources to keep propagating the story because it kept them in power and fed.
I was worried this board was mainly inhabited by aging manchildren but seeing as most of this thread is probably underageb& I don't think I need to be afraid of that.>>58200302It's not edited. I've seen the episode. The early series was a lot wilder.>>58201286There are a lot of Christians in Japan. Every single prime minister for the past several decades has been Christian. It's not as big in Japanese culture as Buddhism or Shinto but it's still a visible presence. I live in Japan by the way.>>58201534It's the 3rd largest religion in the country.>>58205819Christianity was introduced to Japan by Jesuit missionaries in the 16th century. It was banned for quite a while and practiced in secret.
>>58207135But why did Misty show that cross to that Pokémon did she think it was a demon? I am Christian myself and I am just curious. Also what episode is this so I can watch it.
>>58208024It's episode 20, "The Ghost of Maiden's Peak." It's an old Christian belief that holding up a cross can dispel ghosts and demons. This trope appears a lot in old Japanese fantasy.
>>58203746Simon approves.
>>58200044No, fool. Judas had Team Rocket steal Jesus' Pokémon while he slept.
>>58200044Fpbp kek
>>58200044Jesus was crucified on a Sudowoodo
>>58200030Jesus isn't real in the Pokemon world dumbass. That's a cross of Arceus
>>58209690Found the aging manchildren they finally entered the board to seethe for the 100th time.
Fun fact: islam was invented by anti-trinitarian christians.Muhammad never existed, that's why he ain't ever mentioned in the quran.The hadiths writen 200 years later (that explain everything we "know" about Muhammad) were an invention by the arab caliphs to legitimize their rule upon the holy land through the existence of an arab prophet.
>>58200030>BEEDRILL, USE TWINEEDLE
would jesus need poké balls or would the pokémon instinctively be compelled to obey him
>>58209798Look at Noah’s ark and how they complied with Noah. They will also comply with someone like Jesus.
Marowak…
>>58209810And of course, Steelix
>>58209810What about Cubone?
>>58209798Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's not canon that Pokémon obey N without needing to be captured. The only reason he uses Pokeballs is to beat the League at their own game. I don't know what that proves, but he really reached the top of E4 with those methods.
>>58206178Your impotent Pokeballs with their foolish shells cannot protect you from my power!
>>58200030Misty: “I banish you demon to the utter depths of hell by the power of Christ.”Ghost: “That can’t wor…” Fucking explodes.Ash: “Woah that worked surprisingly well.”Brock: “A little too well.”Pikachu: “Pika pika.”
