Absolute kekoldry,
>>58205522>Abandons him despite him winning the battle to watch Ash in the Sinnoh league >Says they'll definitely meet again as long as they share the dream of being top co-ordinators>Except first chance she gets to visit Ash she jumps on to go see him in Unova>Eventually turns up again during multiple points in Journeys, eventually traveling all the way to Galar just to cheer Ash on once again>Never once mentions Kenny >Kenny never once appears again, even as a cameo like many other one-off/short term characters who briefly appeared during the champion fights such as Ash's Hoenn rivals during his battle with Steven or all of his previous traveling companions appearing in his battle against Leon (except Max but who cares about him lol)Is there a character more cucked than Kenny?
Dawn NTR hnngg.
>>58205578>except MaxMax was with May, Serena, and Lisia watching Ash.
>>58205532Deserved
Ash x Dawn
I ship Dawn with Paul
>>58205686>Ash x Da-ACKLost lmao
>>58205693>>58205522Dawn should have went with Kenny to the lighthouse, at least they'd be together and she wouldn't have to watch Ash get with multiple other girls while she's watching.
>>58205686kino>>58205693chloe flopped and was forgotten
>>58205686Holy based
>>58205769>chloe fl-ACKNope
>>58205791>>58205693This was funny during its time, but no one takes this seriously.
Why didn't Dawn at least give Kenny a chance?
>>58205803Nope. Never!
>>58205801Canon is very serious!
>>58205812Not a valid answer to my question.
I ship Dawn and Zoey
>>58205803She will when she returns to Sinnoh after Journeys. Ash became a world champ and dumped her for Koharu, so Dawn will have to settle for Kenny.
>>58205898>so Dawn will have to settle for Kenny.So she should.Kenny won her fair and square.
>>58205801It's shipping in a kids cartoon, actually taking any of it seriously is dumb. That being said I was one of the original bloomboltshipping anons and I still fancy it
>>58205898>Ash became a world champ and dumped her for KoharuSource?
>>58205922Maybe watch the anime before you try to discuss the anime.
kys koharucels
>>58205921Im stupid I hadn't read the whole thread and posted the same pic someone else did. Here's another one to make up for it
>>58205959Holy based
>>58205959>>58205960Full size
Ashfags are the only cucks, that faggot didn't end up with anyone but Pikabussy FUCKING KEKE
>>58205971Your meme is still stale and forced 3 years later lmao
>>58205971Ashbros........................................
>>58205971I'm surprised there's even still Ashfags around after the ending of the anime, their self insert literally ended up with no one
For me, it's Conway-Dawn
>>58205983I don't think anyone except amourfags ever seriously expected a canon ship, but shippers in every fanbase never let up despite what canon says
>>58205803Kenny had huge incel vibes
>>58205971DELETE THIS
>>58205801Our koharucel has serious untreated mental illness
>Kenny thread>turns into Koharufaggotry>summons the anti-amour shitter for good measureThis entire board is mental illness
>>58205803He was completely unappealing and unattractive in every way.Even Paul was better
>>58205522Kenny will end up with dawn after she turns 30 and learns the hard way that no one else wants her so he wins in the end. Ash will marry a WAG btw
>>58206075>Ash will marry Koharu btwTrue.
>>58205522Imagine being such a cuck that you're simping for another cuck who won't even pay you any mind. You can't even pine for a real love interest, you need someone who's just as pathetic as you are, but STILL above you all the same.That's how utterly fucking pathetic Kenny was made by Journeys when he was already a joke before.
>>58205971>>58206084You're just as bad as the Chloejeet
>>58206090At least people who joke about Ash and Pikachu aren't desperately filling the void for a character whose arc was deliberately left incomplete despite setting it up in such a way that the conclusion of said arc would be decided around the same time her Eevee, the literal representation of "what do I want to do with my life?" evolves.Except the Eevee never evolves. She never figures out who she wants to be.
>>58206102Bloomboltfags are literally all memeing, some on Pearlfags and others on Amourfags, but they're all memeing. It's a memeship that was rooted in the gold digger meme.
>>58206113>I was only pretending to be retarded
>>58206121I'm just telling you why the Chloejeets exist. They're all faggots who exist just to troll other ships.
>>58206133This is true, except for May, she really comes to destroy your ship and she is unstoppable.
>>58206084You just described a good amount of zoomers relationships, anon
>>58206084Ash is so lucky...
>>58206084>>58206149I hate whoever first came up with "Pikashipping". Hate.. Disgusting mental illness disguised as a ship.
>>58206153Well I hate you
>>58206138What's funny is that a noticeable amount of Amourshippers are reformed Advanceshippers, so some of them get a kick out of making a throuple with them.
>>58206153Blame the fact Ash stopped noticing girls while his unyielding passion for Pokemon remained unfettered.
>>58206138>This is true, except for May, she really comes to destroy your ship and she is unstoppable.How does she keep getting away with this?
>>58206080Ash is a world champion pro athlete so it makes sense he'd marry an opportunistic gold digger that enjoys the finer things in life
>>58206219It helps that she has a giant ass and let's Ash assfuck her on a regular basis, in exchange for unlimited access to his wallet. Ass for cash, if you will.
>>58206219It sounds stupidly realistic, I hate it, I'm into Pokemon to escape my reality, not to be constantly reminded of it.
>>58206219>>58206225>>58206228Reality hits hard.
>>58206219This reminds me of the real-life case of the SNK author. He was a loser who was bullied by a girl in high school. When his work reached worldwide fame and money started pouring in, his ex-bully discovered she was in love with him and convinced him to marry her.If you wanted a reason for that manga's shitty ending, here's the psychological reasoning behind it.
>>58206252Wait WHAT??Are you fucking serious?
>>58206252>getting to fuck and impregnate your old bullyI understand the fetish mindset, but wouldn't it be more of a power move for him to have rejected her after becoming famous and wealthy?
>>58206252The difference is that Koharu never bullied Ash. She was just completely uninterested in him mostly until she learned he was Alola Champion and sat in an arena chanting his name. All the Bloombolt memes aside, this actually happened in the show.
whoharu floppedunpopular flops dont get ash ships
>>58206311She won
This is "hahaha, Kenny xD" thread so why is the talk about Koharu?
>>58206336>thread asks about Kenny x Dawn>Ash x Dawn posting ensues>Ash x Chloe posting ensues to counter Ash x Dawn postingThis happens routinely, in multiple threads.
>>58206265Not only is it true, she's the reason Isayama could never kill Levi, his wife had a crush on the character.
>>58206290Anon, the point is that both are shameless gold diggers
>>58206336>why is the talk about Koharu?>>58206035
>>58206084>>58205971AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO ASHKEKS
>>58206153Its literally canon, any other ship with Ash is pure fanfiction
>>58206434>>58206437Meds
>>58206445Cool, so where's that definitive onscreen proof that Ash ever settled down with one of his traveling buddies?Oh wait, there isn't, he's still on a never-ending eternal Pokemon Journey to become Pokemon Master with his best buddy Pikachu, who's been at his side since the very first day of his journey.
>>58206450
>>58206455Chloe wasn't with Ash at the very end of his series, he was alone with Pikachu. Try again.
Ash is just as big as cuck as Kenny, expect he did it to himself.
>>58206491>expectesl lol
>>58206491>expectjaja
>>58206252>bully wifeGod I wish that were me...
>>58205971This is how I'll always remember Assh, what a fag
>>58206491Ash isn't a cuck though, ESL. He's in a loving relationship with Pikachu.
>>58206379 I liked the gold digger shtick so much I wrote a quick poem for it back in 2022 and it was still in my docsThe baby took her first steps today. She grew up so fast, just like they say. Her sunny smile and cherry hair are just so fair, her mother's eyes ever present in a loving stare. She's the spitting image of the one who broke my heart, the girl I never should have forced to take part. The stadium was loud and I had felt so proud, but a disinterested expression is all her face allowed. Their unexpected love burns us all, but not in the same way, not at all. Him with passion, her with desire, and I with a need so dire. The baby cries, and I remember that time flies. She fell for the first time, her first steps were to her a treacherous climb. The proud parents held her in their arms, not allowing her to meet any other harms. Tears fell from everyone's eyes, the baby's from the fright, the parents from delight, and mine from all my lies.This is not my life, the baby is not my blessing and I am not his wife.
>>58205803his name was fucking "kenny". huge pussy repellent
>>58205522Can someone explain to me why Kenny thought he could get a literal 10/10 to fall in love with him? He is short and has a round jaw.
>>58206676incel delusions
>>58205971as a pokeshipper the whole epilogue episodes felt like an absolute waste, they reignited me after the Misty episode only to spit on my face...
>>58206676He knows Dawn is a bop who lets almost every guy crack and thought it was finally his turn
>>58205532Wait a second, I don't remember this scene.
>>58206828you missed it! dawn went to the lighthouse after all and decided to go on an adventure with kenny!
>>58206834and here is kenny and dawn waiting together at the pokemon centre.
dawn and kenny getting married!
>>58206834>>58206837Why is she always in the bathing suit?
>>58206859Why wouldn't she?
>>58205522>be friends with a cute girl>tease her about a childhood accident>tease her about becoming a coordinator first>teaes her about her starter choice>she quickly catches up in progress>she has a successful coordinator as her rival>she's traveling with successful trainers>her non evolved starter is already stronger than your fully evolved starter>you're being left in the dust but its ok, you'll dazzle her in the grand festival. You even caught and evolved a Buizel.>you're eliminated in the first round.>you're eliminated in the first round.>you're eliminated in the first round.>too ashamed to show your face.>she made it to the finals. her rival won it all.>you find her and challenge his friend. She'll have to go with you now!>You won! You actually beat the guy!>she doesnt show up.>you get a letter.>"you were kinda cool i guess.">she's going to the league with him.>you stare into the ocean, maybe you should just jump in.
>>58206676He’s a /vp/ user
>>58205578Yeah probably Tracey comes close kek
>>58205532AI still needs work.
>>58206884Tracey has gone out to dinner with Misty's sister, that guy is the least cucked character in the show lmao.
>>58206907The AI literally saved the bad deviantart photoshop edit >>58206834
>>58206869I didn’t realize it was that bad lmao
Why the obsession with such a forgettable character? Does /vp/ see themselves in Kenny?
>>58206956
>>58206869The Ash loss was a pitty win for Kenny, i guess the writers didn't want Kenny to kill himself infront of Dawn.
>>58205522>Annoying midget>10/10 beautiful girlLol, lmao
>>58207034Too bad that's a fucking terrible loss that costs Ash his dignity. Like, imagine, IMAGINE, losing to fucking Kenny. I coudln't. Not even if I was doing a Meowth only no grinding run and he had fucking SD megafug would I ever lose to that simp. Just the sheer Kenny energy should make him lose.
>>58207055Hell yeah anon! you should write a green text where Ash and Meowth team up to beat Kenny.
>>58206373He was going to die in the explosion until the editor told him to bring him back because he was too popular, though
>>58206277The real power move is to forgive and forget in most cases. It's really case-by-case though. Who are we to assume the girl is a goldigger?
Will Kenny raise Ash's bastard child while Dawn cheats on him with Ash on a regular basis akin to John Redcorn and Nancy? I think he will. Imagine being such a cuck. Worst of all is Dawn would divorce him in a heartbeat but Ash doesn't even think about her when he's not hitting and he'll eventually settle down with someone else
Cucknny will never have this
>>58207370Based
>>58206946The edit looks better.
>>58207491nah, it doesn't
>>58207370Sure Ash may get to travel with her, eat with her, sleep with her, spend all his time with her, have sex with her and be with her while they're young and vibrant but when Ash moves on and she's matured and grown into her 30s and realizes needs a REAL man to settle down with her and provide for her then Kenny will be that man
>>58207946Kenny…I’m not sure if you’ve noticed but…single moms are common in the Pokemon world. Dawn will happily raise Ash’s child by herself and won’t have any tine for you.
>>58205532Fpbp
>>58208384They're single because they never had anyone to care about them and love them like Kenny does for Dawn. She's so smart keeping Kenny around for the endgame and he'll happily raise HER kids because any children that come from her are gifts regardless of who the father is
Ash Lost
>>58205532which ai did you use to make this?
>>58209648wan2.2 running in comfyUI
>>58205522Are there really people who care for this guy?He looks way to young to be with dawn anyway.
>>58209806Look up "penguinshipping". There is a fanbase that ships them together. One of them made the original photoshop edit for >>58205532>He looks way to young to be with dawn anyway.They are the same age and "childhood friends".He is just short. AKA a manlet.
>>58209806Who else does she have? Ash's one true love is Misty, who was there for his first Pokemon adventure and has supported him ever since. All this shit about Pikachu, Chloe (who?), May, no, Misty won. Their chemistry is still unmatched, and even Pikachu ships them.
>>58209838Be realistic, when does the childhood friend ever win? Chloe the golddigger will be wearing Ash's Kantonian Express™ Black credit card out in no time
>>58209806He's the same age as her. He does have a tiny penis though. Exhibit A: he goes up to dawn asking to crack and she says no cause his d too little and he responds by showing her his approximate size with his hand, thinking for some reason that it's above average
>>58206869I never connected the dots between his Floatzel and Ash's Buizel! No wonder he wanted to beat Buizel so bad!
>>58209490Ashfags lost even harder, since they followed him for 20 years, just for him to end up with Pikachu fucking it in the ass
>>58205522The first thread I saw people bashing on Kenny was the funniest thread I have ever seen on /vp/
>>58210661I am disappointed now that I have read this thread and it is so shitty. I expected people crapping on Kenny instead it became retarded and fake ship wars
I love Dawn so much
>>58210693>I love Dawn so muchbased, best girl
>>58210693We know, Ash
>>58205893The real patrician's ship.
>>58210687Same.
>>58205522some say that he's still waiting...
>>58205522Wait did he beat ash
