>Hi, nice to meet you, hehe, I see you are new around here too, let's be friendsWhat would you say in this situation?
>>58206101If a Pokémon can just say a sentence like that so easily to me an I can soeasily understand it. That means I'm a Pokémon in this situation. Fun! As for my response to what that Pokémon said. I'd just continue the conversation in normal friendly manner.
>>58206101b... bnuuy
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>>58206101Accept new friend
id say>yes okayand then we would be friends. this happened to me every couple years because my mom always moved us
>>582061011. Shrink2. Walk under its legs3. Stare up4. Get stepped on or sat on 5. Crawl into its genitals6. Die as a puddle of cum.
>>58206101He's so cute
The answer varies drastically depending on if that thing is male or female
Yeah sureAnd then I’d probably grow to get really attached to the damn thing.
>>58206199If I’m a pokemon now, it would probably be good to know what I am. How do you casually mix that into the conversation?
HOLY SHIT A TALKING RABBIT
>>58206101Thank him and give him a hug for being so kind and welcoming.
>>58206101>heheWhat the fuck was that? 'hehe'? What is it heheing about? That's schemers behavior. Nah. Get it away, construct a mote.
>>58206101Break down and cry
Normally I would stare at his feet to avoid eye contact but I don’t think that would work here
>>58206101>"Sounds good... do you mind if I call you Max? You can call me Sam."Now I just need to get a car, an aparment, and a gig as an investigator. We'll be the Pokémon equivalent of Sam and Max, only less profanity and dated references, and more puns.
Invite him to come along and see the world with me.
>>58207930She is just happy to meeting you, anon
>>58208019>investigatorSam & Max are Freelance Police.>less profanity and dated references, and more punsYou are a fake fan. Fake and gay, for sure.
I like Gmax CinderaceShe looks metal as fuck
>>58210237The fireball having a face will never not be dumb.
>>58210245>The fireball having a face will never not be fun.*Fixed that for you
>>58210249>can't admit to have fun with something dumbThis is why nobody likes fans of Crindisgrace. You have no selfawareness.Verification is not required.
>>58210260>Anon takes a joke this poorlyDamn bro...
>>58206101I say “Hikeeba!”
>>58210264>I-I was just pretending!SURE you were.
>>58210269I was pretending to make a joke?
>>58206101>"Don't ever do that again.">continue the rest of the game as normal
>>58210276>pretending that you don't knowCoward. Verification is not required again, so I'll take it as a sign.
And your next line will be "okay schizo".
>>58210314>>58210321Bro I'm not even a Cinderace fan I just like the dynamax chill the fuck out
>>58210328Likely story. Also>reddit spacingDumb phoneposter.>Verification is not required.Thee strikes. You're out.
>>58209441Man... why couldn't Victor look like that instead of the lame-o we got?
Holy shit, a talking rabbit. I'm gonna make a fortune!
>>58210237>sheFemale Cinderace doesn't exist
>>58206101First; I'm not your friend.Second; ¿who are you?Third; ¿what do you care?
>>58210453I do wish more art depicted Victor like that. It's my favorite, although this one with Scorbunny isn't bad.
>>58206101Don't evolve if you know what's good for yuz
>>58206101Love him and his whole line
>>58211694The bunny isn't the hottest thing on that picture..
>>58211694YJK
>>58211752It's the fire type.
>>58206101you will live in my house now
>>58213164What would happen here?
Having a fire-type like him would definitely come in handy while out on the road.
>>58214594It will also be a risk.
>>58213164That's a nice house and pretty yard.I'm jelly.
>>58210357happy bun
>>58206101>"You seem like a reasonable guy. Here's a gun. Now let's go fight some crime!"
>>58206199Pokemon can learn English, they just don't bother
>>58213497He get to stay in my gardevoir "pokearium"(secret power+pokeball=extradimesional space based on pokeball type) since it a dreamball, it essentially Rod of Security+Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion from DNDshe likes christmas aesthetics and neon lights, good dreams tho.still need money to get the pokeball adapter for house so we connect my team pokearium the house.
>>58206101Yell WHAT very loud
>>58206101>Hi, nice to meet you, hehe, I see you are new around here too, let's be friendsNo I'm good. I'm already socially awkward enough before committing to a friendship when I don't even know if we will vibe.
