It's so fucking hard not to be disgusted by what happened to Pokémon. I no longer have it in me to pretend everything is fine.We are unequivocally living in a dystopic nightmare that you can't wake up from
wouldn't past paradox mewtwo just be mew
>>58207429ewww what's that thing on the left, looks disgusting
>>58207434It would be Giegue.
>>58207429These newer generations have broken a lot of rules. Koraidon is a legendary but its also a pokemon we can ride throughout the story in SV like its nothing. Its like the meaning of a legendary Pokemon is being removed. On top of that, Gamefreak is slowly being forced to put DEI corporate shit into their designs. Its so obvious people dont even realize.
>>58207452>These newer generations have broken a lot of rulesis that a bad thing?
>>58207443true…
>>58207434Armored mewtwo but as a cyborg
>>58207429it is kinda weird, no? that the series had such a strong artistic vision early on, good art direction for the creatures & the concept art, and whereas a manga usually tries to appoint a successor who understands the original style and aims to carry its appeal forward, this series just keeps free-wheeling into weird shit territorylike I could never imagine encountering half of these designs, let alone how they’re drawn/colored, in the actual wilderness—it deflates the whole series conceptthis applies most of all to like furrybait and jobmon designs, but the artstyle aspect to a lesser degree weighs on all the designs, even the good ones
Mewtwo was based
Mewtwo is a disgusting genetic abomination and CHADraidon is an awesome lizard monster from another time
>>58207552Yes. Being Lore bending is completely different than being Lore Breaker.For example: Koraidon and Miraidon. Legendaries are meant to be "unique" pokémon that are found in places of old lore or strange dungeons, too macabre to traverse. But the sentient bike is given to every pokémon player by just starting the game, and can show it around like the first routemon.If everybody has it, is it truly "legendary"? I don't think so.
>>58207633>Lizard monsterMotorcycle*
>>58207452>Koraidon is a legendary but its also a pokemon we can ride throughout the story in SV like its nothing. Its like the meaning of a legendary Pokemon is being removed.i get what you're saying, but i always looked at it as living the legend firsthand. sure, it's chosen one protagonist bullshit but it just means you're going through the story of the legend yourself rather than just hearing about said legend
>>58207429Vs. Nidoking?
Another day another 4chan sissy seething over koraidon
This is still the worst thing to come out of the pokemon franchise. That or Rhyperior
>>58207429>picks the best box legendary in recent years by far to make his pointuh, retard?
>>58207434paradox mons aren't actual prehistoric relatives, they're LSD dream hallucinations.
>>58207627>was Like he wasn't the starters of destined rivals
>>58207689Don’t pretend anyone ever cared about Linoone to begin with.
>>58207434Not Mew exactly, but it'd be a weird hybrid that defies all logic, similar to how Iron Valiant combines Gardevoir and Gallade. A Proto-Mew still made for raw survival who hasn't yet reached a point of settling and becoming the origin point of all Pokemon, one that reflects Mewtwo's nature more than Mew.
Paradox mons is a moronic concept and whoever entertains the idea should get shot
Daily millenial cry thread?
>>58208005I cared. My cute Linu gave me soooo many Rare Candies.
>>58207434>wouldn't past paradox mewtwo just be mew That wouldn't be paradoxical enough
>>58207429Kek koraidon looks so stupid>>58207633>>58207657>>58207693Your shitmon has wheels that are not wheels, koraidon is the pure representation of the current state of this franchise
>>58208069>Your shitmon has wheels that are not wheels Local 4chan loser discovers what a dewlap is
>>58208069No lie, I feel Koraidon would've worked better as a dragon mount than a wanna-be bike. Moraidon gets away with this because he is the futuristic version, so it's believable.Koraidon growing tits and a giant nutsack looks ridiculous.>Eh, some lizard do thisOnly the chest! And is for intimidation! Not running!
>>58208072They intentionally made it look like a wheel despite using its legs to run, which is stupid
>>58208083>They intentionally made it look like a wheel Therefore it's not a wheel
>>58207689meh, still less insulting than the entierty of unova
>>58208074The giant nutsack is for impregnating Penny.
>>58208005Not an excuse to turn it into an abomination
>>58207429Soulless vs. SOVL
>>58207434It would be Wem
>>58207429Hysterical
>>58207429At least post the better version of Mewtwo so it seems less like bait.
>>58207604Mecha Mew 2
>>58207651That's pretty fucking retarded. No one has ever said "Gee I wish I was a trainer during Mewtwo's creation to see how it became so powerful". No one gives a fuck until the legend is cemented as a legend, until then it's just a basic fucking mon that you don't know the full potential of yet.
>>58207452>DEI corporate shitNone of those words are in the bible you old man, stop stringing nonsensical words together and getting mad over them
>>58208049I'm just getting tired of this multiverse horseshit >no these mons aren't legendary, they're just normals from another dimension >no these mons aren't the past/future versions of current mons, they're from a different timeline>no these mons aren't from an unknown region, they came from space in another universe Where the fuck are the legends that are just genetic freaks or live in some fuck ass deep jungle somewhere like Mew or Shaymin?
>>58209218He was better with a giant head
>>58209269Absolutely not.
>>58209264Silvally?
>>58209275Those are few and fair between now. For every legend like Silvally and Zarude, you have retard shit like paradox mons and UB's suddenly clogging up the pipe. Like could you ever imagine or even see the logic of a fucking robot delibird being on par with Rayquaza or Mew?
>>58207689>not Druddigon
>>58209294I can picture running into druddigon in the wild. I can't however picture a fucking Gene Simmons fursona acting like a giant raccoon/ferret and it coming off as natural.
>>58209270A psychic monster deserves a giant BRAIN
>>58209284No because that sounds retarded, but I definitely could with Roaring Moon, Robotvoir and Mecha Ttar
>>58209284UBs and Paradoxes are not legendaries
>>58209318Exactly and yet it has the stats of a legend that can easily put it on par with one. I fully expect these retards to come up with a paradox region called UberKanto or some bullshit where you can find caterpie's that can use Judgement and outspeed Deoxys. Just you wait.
>>58209320No shit dumb fuck, they have the stats of them so instead of Gamefreak making legends that make sense or are natural, they can just say some bullshit came from another world/dimension/time and space and it can rival Mewtwo or Kyorge simply because it's not from THEIR world. At this point they can make a paradox mega tera beedrill that's more powerful than Zygarde simply because it's not natural to our world.
mewtwo has been reduced to shitty furbait
>stupid KANTOOOOOOO shillmon vs cute red dragon thingy
>>58207689It'll always be this for me.
>>58209269I've always loved this mewtwo sprite, he looks deformed, angry and threatening.
>>58209629For me it's Zapdos it's fucking dogshit
>>58209635whats wrong with him
>>58208005Sorry anon but I never forget the Linoonefag who posted Linoone minutes before the Galarian forms and Obstagoon were revealed
>>58207434>giving a shit about paradoxEverything past gen 5 is not canon, with the exception of Ultra Beasts.
>>58207429Koraidon > Mewtwo. Cry boomer.
>>58209688>Canon>Ultra Beasts
>>58208005>posts art from a guy who has had multiple linoone OCs for over a decadeok
>>58209218They ruined Mewtwo. This is awful
>>58209629You don't care about Nosepass, stop pretending you ever did.
>>58209752>Not looking like an ugly gimp>"Ruined"Genwunners are something else.
>>58208087complete mental sickness
>>58209320UBs are officially considered legendaries by gamefreak. Paradoxes aren't, but are functionally the same thing.
>>58209773It's a genetic abomination, not a human with a tail
>>58209953The old one ironically looks more like a fursuit, with the awkward plantigrade feet. Newtwo is superior.
>>58209865I will never accept them. Unown and Rotom can be legendary though.
>>58207452>koraidon is a legendarySee, anon, that's where you're wrong. Koraidon is the past version of Cyclizar. It's not a legendary. The one we get is literally just the alpha male protag version of Cyclizar.In fact, the stat boosts that partner Pikachu and Eevee get are nearly the same as the future and past versions of Cyclizar. They just get an extra 49 points for speed and offense creep that the box mascots need and because they're the apex and ultimate forms of the respective species.Scarlet and Violet are legitimately Pokemon Cyclizar scarlet and violet.I hope Gamefreak gives us normal versions of Koraidon and Miraidon, it'd just be 20 off each stat and they'd be around the same base stats as Cyclizar.
>>58208005I know from the art style alone that you're an evil furfaggot
>>58209768Nosepass is cute as hell, easily one of cutest mons alongside Snorunt and Drapinch
>>58209752why? because he's not a manlet?
>>58208005Linoone and Furret are the best Pokemon in the series
>>58210170>Pikachu and Charizard are the best Pokemon in the seriesFTFY
>>58210062I'd rather count legendary-adjacent mons as legendaries because it more accurately shows how much bs gamefreak puts out. 5 in gen 1, 6 in gen 2, 10 in gen 3, 14 in gen 4, 13 in gen 5, 6 in gen 6, 27 (11 of which are UBs) in gen 7, 15 (3 of which are the regional legendary birds) in gen 8, 32 (20 of which are paradox pokemon) in gen 9. I might have miscounted some of these towards the end but you see the situation.
>>58209848Not an argument
>>58210205you're talking in circles, it's cognitive dissonance.
>>58210210Still not an argument
ITT: Autism
>>58207429Guy on the left looks awesome, one of my favorite pokemon. Guy on the right looks cool, really genuinely grew on me. Unlike that faggot Miraidon, fighting lizard has a chip on shoulder. He's also like Flygon or Dhelmise where he clearly has a third type, and I like that.
>prehistoric but it's a motorcycleWhen did pokemon turn into the Flintstones?