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It's so fucking hard not to be disgusted by what happened to Pokémon. I no longer have it in me to pretend everything is fine.

We are unequivocally living in a dystopic nightmare that you can't wake up from
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wouldn't past paradox mewtwo just be mew
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>>58207429
ewww what's that thing on the left, looks disgusting
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>>58207434
It would be Giegue.
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>>58207429
These newer generations have broken a lot of rules. Koraidon is a legendary but its also a pokemon we can ride throughout the story in SV like its nothing. Its like the meaning of a legendary Pokemon is being removed. On top of that, Gamefreak is slowly being forced to put DEI corporate shit into their designs. Its so obvious people dont even realize.
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>>58207452
>These newer generations have broken a lot of rules
is that a bad thing?
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>>58207443
true…
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>>58207434
Armored mewtwo but as a cyborg
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>>58207429
it is kinda weird, no? that the series had such a strong artistic vision early on, good art direction for the creatures & the concept art, and whereas a manga usually tries to appoint a successor who understands the original style and aims to carry its appeal forward, this series just keeps free-wheeling into weird shit territory

like I could never imagine encountering half of these designs, let alone how they’re drawn/colored, in the actual wilderness—it deflates the whole series concept

this applies most of all to like furrybait and jobmon designs, but the artstyle aspect to a lesser degree weighs on all the designs, even the good ones
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Mewtwo was based
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Mewtwo is a disgusting genetic abomination and CHADraidon is an awesome lizard monster from another time
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>>58207552
Yes. Being Lore bending is completely different than being Lore Breaker.
For example: Koraidon and Miraidon. Legendaries are meant to be "unique" pokémon that are found in places of old lore or strange dungeons, too macabre to traverse. But the sentient bike is given to every pokémon player by just starting the game, and can show it around like the first routemon.
If everybody has it, is it truly "legendary"? I don't think so.
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>>58207633
>Lizard monster
Motorcycle*
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>>58207452
>Koraidon is a legendary but its also a pokemon we can ride throughout the story in SV like its nothing. Its like the meaning of a legendary Pokemon is being removed.
i get what you're saying, but i always looked at it as living the legend firsthand. sure, it's chosen one protagonist bullshit but it just means you're going through the story of the legend yourself rather than just hearing about said legend
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>>58207429
Vs. Nidoking?
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Another day another 4chan sissy seething over koraidon
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This is still the worst thing to come out of the pokemon franchise. That or Rhyperior
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>>58207429
>picks the best box legendary in recent years by far to make his point
uh, retard?
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>>58207434
paradox mons aren't actual prehistoric relatives, they're LSD dream hallucinations.
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>>58207627
>was
Like he wasn't the starters of destined rivals
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>>58207689
Don’t pretend anyone ever cared about Linoone to begin with.
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>>58207434
Not Mew exactly, but it'd be a weird hybrid that defies all logic, similar to how Iron Valiant combines Gardevoir and Gallade. A Proto-Mew still made for raw survival who hasn't yet reached a point of settling and becoming the origin point of all Pokemon, one that reflects Mewtwo's nature more than Mew.
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Paradox mons is a moronic concept and whoever entertains the idea should get shot
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Daily millenial cry thread?
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>>58208005
I cared. My cute Linu gave me soooo many Rare Candies.
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>>58207434
>wouldn't past paradox mewtwo just be mew
That wouldn't be paradoxical enough
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>>58207429
Kek koraidon looks so stupid
>>58207633
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>>58207693
Your shitmon has wheels that are not wheels, koraidon is the pure representation of the current state of this franchise
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>>58208069
>Your shitmon has wheels that are not wheels
Local 4chan loser discovers what a dewlap is
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>>58208069
No lie, I feel Koraidon would've worked better as a dragon mount than a wanna-be bike. Moraidon gets away with this because he is the futuristic version, so it's believable.
Koraidon growing tits and a giant nutsack looks ridiculous.
>Eh, some lizard do this
Only the chest! And is for intimidation! Not running!
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>>58208072
They intentionally made it look like a wheel despite using its legs to run, which is stupid
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>>58208083
>They intentionally made it look like a wheel
Therefore it's not a wheel
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>>58207689
meh, still less insulting than the entierty of unova
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>>58208074
The giant nutsack is for impregnating Penny.
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>>58208005
Not an excuse to turn it into an abomination
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>>58207429
Soulless vs. SOVL
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>>58207434
It would be Wem
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>>58207429
Hysterical
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>>58207429
At least post the better version of Mewtwo so it seems less like bait.
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>>58207604
Mecha Mew 2
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>>58207651
That's pretty fucking retarded. No one has ever said "Gee I wish I was a trainer during Mewtwo's creation to see how it became so powerful". No one gives a fuck until the legend is cemented as a legend, until then it's just a basic fucking mon that you don't know the full potential of yet.
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>>58207452
>DEI corporate shit
None of those words are in the bible you old man, stop stringing nonsensical words together and getting mad over them
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>>58208049
I'm just getting tired of this multiverse horseshit
>no these mons aren't legendary, they're just normals from another dimension
>no these mons aren't the past/future versions of current mons, they're from a different timeline
>no these mons aren't from an unknown region, they came from space in another universe

Where the fuck are the legends that are just genetic freaks or live in some fuck ass deep jungle somewhere like Mew or Shaymin?
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>>58209218
He was better with a giant head
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>>58209269
Absolutely not.
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>>58209264
Silvally?
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>>58209275
Those are few and fair between now. For every legend like Silvally and Zarude, you have retard shit like paradox mons and UB's suddenly clogging up the pipe. Like could you ever imagine or even see the logic of a fucking robot delibird being on par with Rayquaza or Mew?
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>>58207689
>not Druddigon
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>>58209294
I can picture running into druddigon in the wild. I can't however picture a fucking Gene Simmons fursona acting like a giant raccoon/ferret and it coming off as natural.
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>>58209270
A psychic monster deserves a giant BRAIN
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>>58209284
No because that sounds retarded, but I definitely could with Roaring Moon, Robotvoir and Mecha Ttar
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>>58209284
UBs and Paradoxes are not legendaries
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>>58209318
Exactly and yet it has the stats of a legend that can easily put it on par with one. I fully expect these retards to come up with a paradox region called UberKanto or some bullshit where you can find caterpie's that can use Judgement and outspeed Deoxys. Just you wait.
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>>58209320
No shit dumb fuck, they have the stats of them so instead of Gamefreak making legends that make sense or are natural, they can just say some bullshit came from another world/dimension/time and space and it can rival Mewtwo or Kyorge simply because it's not from THEIR world. At this point they can make a paradox mega tera beedrill that's more powerful than Zygarde simply because it's not natural to our world.
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mewtwo has been reduced to shitty furbait
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>stupid KANTOOOOOOO shillmon vs cute red dragon thingy
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>>58207689
It'll always be this for me.
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>>58209269
I've always loved this mewtwo sprite, he looks deformed, angry and threatening.
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>>58209629
For me it's Zapdos it's fucking dogshit
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>>58209635
whats wrong with him
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>>58208005
Sorry anon but I never forget the Linoonefag who posted Linoone minutes before the Galarian forms and Obstagoon were revealed
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>>58207434
>giving a shit about paradox
Everything past gen 5 is not canon, with the exception of Ultra Beasts.
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>>58207429
Koraidon > Mewtwo. Cry boomer.
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>>58209688
>Canon
>Ultra Beasts
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>>58208005
>posts art from a guy who has had multiple linoone OCs for over a decade
ok
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>>58209218
They ruined Mewtwo. This is awful
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>>58209629
You don't care about Nosepass, stop pretending you ever did.
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>>58209752
>Not looking like an ugly gimp
>"Ruined"
Genwunners are something else.
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>>58208087
complete mental sickness
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>>58209320
UBs are officially considered legendaries by gamefreak. Paradoxes aren't, but are functionally the same thing.
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>>58209773
It's a genetic abomination, not a human with a tail
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>>58209953
The old one ironically looks more like a fursuit, with the awkward plantigrade feet. Newtwo is superior.
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>>58209865
I will never accept them. Unown and Rotom can be legendary though.
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>>58207452
>koraidon is a legendary
See, anon, that's where you're wrong. Koraidon is the past version of Cyclizar. It's not a legendary. The one we get is literally just the alpha male protag version of Cyclizar.

In fact, the stat boosts that partner Pikachu and Eevee get are nearly the same as the future and past versions of Cyclizar. They just get an extra 49 points for speed and offense creep that the box mascots need and because they're the apex and ultimate forms of the respective species.
Scarlet and Violet are legitimately Pokemon Cyclizar scarlet and violet.
I hope Gamefreak gives us normal versions of Koraidon and Miraidon, it'd just be 20 off each stat and they'd be around the same base stats as Cyclizar.
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>>58208005
I know from the art style alone that you're an evil furfaggot
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>>58209768
Nosepass is cute as hell, easily one of cutest mons alongside Snorunt and Drapinch
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>>58209752
why? because he's not a manlet?
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>>58208005
Linoone and Furret are the best Pokemon in the series
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>>58210170
>Pikachu and Charizard are the best Pokemon in the series
FTFY
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>>58210062
I'd rather count legendary-adjacent mons as legendaries because it more accurately shows how much bs gamefreak puts out. 5 in gen 1, 6 in gen 2, 10 in gen 3, 14 in gen 4, 13 in gen 5, 6 in gen 6, 27 (11 of which are UBs) in gen 7, 15 (3 of which are the regional legendary birds) in gen 8, 32 (20 of which are paradox pokemon) in gen 9. I might have miscounted some of these towards the end but you see the situation.
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>>58209848
Not an argument
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>>58210205
you're talking in circles, it's cognitive dissonance.
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>>58210210
Still not an argument
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ITT: Autism
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>>58207429
Guy on the left looks awesome, one of my favorite pokemon. Guy on the right looks cool, really genuinely grew on me. Unlike that faggot Miraidon, fighting lizard has a chip on shoulder. He's also like Flygon or Dhelmise where he clearly has a third type, and I like that.
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>prehistoric but it's a motorcycle
When did pokemon turn into the Flintstones?



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