Get in there before all the secondaries megafags show up.
I Love Malamar
The mega is going to be disappointing
My two favorite Kalosmons (him and Dragalge) are getting ruined with MegasIt's not fair
>>58209061And then you'll say you loved it from the start when you actually see it and don't rely on word-of-mouth. That's how it's always been with 3D pokemon and always will be.
>>58209066Megas are completely fucking repulsive, kill yourself
>>58208978Malamar did 9/11, the dex entries told me so
the mega isn't even going to be revealed today.
Contrary Superpower my beloved
>>58209071Yeah yeah, you know I'm right.
>>58209061just use the base form, pussy
>>58209077Retarded bootlicker
>>58208978Used these guys for the mindflayers in my Final Fantasy 1 Pokemon fanfiction. They had a cave full of mind controlled pokemon to do their bidding.
better do some inverse battle or trick room shenanigans
>>58208978used this fuck for my first play through of usum back in 2022. was the only reason why I finished it. I hate lillie so much
>>58208978>Every Pokemon is somebody's favorite!the humble Malamar:
I am not ready for LGBT malamar to be a thing
>>58209357>Sees rainbow>Instantly thinks of gay peopleWay to tattle on yourself, I was thinking hippies.
>>58209357>chameleon monster is rainbow colors it must be a reference to homosAnon knows much about gay sex but lacks even a cursory awareness of squid/octopus camouflage.
>>58209110autism
>>58209071If megas weee so bad how come only the most beloved Pokemkn like CHARIZARD get them?
>>58210134
>>58210155>if megas weee so bad
>>58208978Mega Malabar is shit and Malabar was always shit.There, locked in my opinion before the reveal.
>>58208978The three Malamar that showed up in the anime to attempt some Eva-level shit was a highlight of XY for me, definitely one of my favorite Pokemon, wish it wasn't mediocre, hoping the mega fixes it.
>>58208978I'd give Malamar some Mallomars
it should cycle through colors
>inb4 this is mega malamar
>>58208978Why didn't the anime ever pick this plotline back up
>>58211593can't take too much time away from the glorious filler with the ever so memorable cotd's
My friend malamar!
Malamar was always the best design of gen 6
>>58212947For only 72 new pokemon they had some neat ones
>>58211593That would have taken the spotlight away from the shillfrog.
>>58208978this guy is my favorite dark type, i remember being so excited to finally have a squid mon when XY came out even though those games deeply disappointed me at the time, and also it's a cuttlefish not a squid lol. in the end it kind of fell by the wayside for me over the years, not because i didn't like it but because i never really used it since i didn't spend much time with XY, on account of the aforementioned disappointment.recently though i used one in the SV dlc and it rocketed to the top of my rankings. it ended up being the MVP of my indigo disk team, i've scarcely ever used a mon that was more reliable. i would have been excited to see a mega for it regardless but now i'm absolutely stoked for it.to prove my malamar OG status, i drew picrel when i was in high school, before XY even dropped.
*Superpowers u*
>>58216033Malamar is ALWAYS listening.ALWAYS.
>>58208978Guys, quick, is Malamar a goofy mon or a cool mon??? We can't let the other side win!
Holy shit I just remembered that Malamar is Emma's ace
>>58217060I wonder if Emma is being mind controlled by her Malamar as part of the plot
>>58208978Malamar is my friend :)
>I was just talking to-- malamar, my good friend malamar, he's a squid, he's a bit of a fish fellow, but we don't mind do we folks, and such beautiful colors, such an amazing hypnotic. It really is. My good friend malamar, over there, people are saying he's hypnotising me- it's not true, it's a slander of my- my good friend malamar... we're sending another 30 trillion dollars worth of raw fish to kalos folks, it's a tremendous amount of raw fish, they've never seen anything like it. They're saying the smell is "pungent", they're calling it "pung-ent". have you heard that word before? an excellent word, describes my good friend malamar- quite well!>folks, it's not looking good for me right now, i'll be honest with you- but what they're saying about my good friend Jeffery it's not true, it's not entirely true. He was BRAINWASHED by Malamar, me and him got brainwashed by that Pokemon into doing all that horrible stuff on that nasty nasty island. Really horrible stuff, I don't know why everyone wants to keep talking about it-- i say we just MOVE ON! We don't need to think about it, what Malamar made us do on that island. But it was all him-- it was alll Malamar folks, we were not in our right minds. Not one bit.
I love MalamarI love MalamarI love Malamar
