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Anonymous

09/05/25(Fri)01:53:22 No.58212139

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Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)01:53:22 No.58212139 Archived

https://www.pokemon.co.jp/info/2025/09/250905_p01.html
What's the best pokemon ever and why it is my friend Malamar? It's so nice, and cool, and strong, its shape is so aluring and its colors... its colors.... I love my friend Malamar

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)02:39:31 No.58212233

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)02:39:31 No.58212233

>>58212139
>What's the best pokemon ever and why it is my friend Malamar? It's so nice, and cool, and strong, its shape is so aluring and its colors... its colors.... I love my friend Malamar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECoVBNEvMgo

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)02:42:40 No.58212240

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)02:42:40 No.58212240

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I love Malamar /vp/. I LOVE MALAMAAAAAAAAR!!!

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)04:29:50 No.58212469

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)04:29:50 No.58212469

>>58212233
>zoomer tries to fit in
Malamar isn't using hypnosis to sleep people but to make them believe they love it, so the flute wouldn't do shit, that is explicitly only for pokemon that are asleep.

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)05:20:58 No.58212560

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)05:20:58 No.58212560

I'm a little disturbed

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)05:23:10 No.58212565

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)05:23:10 No.58212565

>>58212560
You should get yourself an Inkay, they are pretty neat and cute! And if you train them enough... who knows? You may get yourself your own friend Malamar! Aren't you excited just from thinking about it??

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)05:47:33 No.58212605

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)05:47:33 No.58212605

>>58212565
Excited? Not really, but I don't hate the idea, after today's shift at work I'll go catch one hopefully I'll feel more at ease

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)06:29:10 No.58212687

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)06:29:10 No.58212687

>>58212139
>hypnotizing people to do it's bidding
Honestly I can't be mad at Mega Malamar's design. It's accurate to how LGBTQ faggots truly act.

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)07:44:10 No.58212843

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)07:44:10 No.58212843

>>58212139
>Calamanero

In portuguese, "Cara Maneiro" means cool guy

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)08:05:56 No.58212883

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)08:05:56 No.58212883

>>58212843
Malamar is a cool guy! I love Malamar!

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)10:49:00 No.58213261

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)10:49:00 No.58213261

>>58212687
>sees multiple colors of the spectrum
>immediately thinks about queers
Oh no no no no no...