You can only save one
>>58213459I wish I could save Vaporeon from that retarded meme, such a cool/cute design.
My singular shiny Sylveon will be my best bro. I don't need anyone or anything else.
save 1, breed her, get the eggs, make an omelet.
>>58213464Fpbp
>>58213459Flareon because it's the least popular one and all these shitty eevee threads will die off if only it exists.
>>58213459Leafeon
>>58213464This. I will never forgive the person who wrote it. Vaporeon is the coolest Eevee-lution. It can turn into water and it sweats acid and it looks like the Creature From the Black Lagoon's dog. It's creepy-cool-cute, it's like the perfect Pokemon.
>>58214207> it sweats acid Acid Armor? That move has nothing to to with acid its just Vaporeon Liquifying its body Still its weird that the reaction to the pasta was “Vaporeon is for freaks” rather than “4chan is full of freaks” >and it looks like the Creature From the Black Lagoon's dog. It's creepy-cool-cute, it's like the perfect Pokemon.Vaporeon was such a random choice, even looking at the eon’s, Glaceon has an anime girl’s haircut and Syvleon’s whole thing is feeling people with a tendrils. But Vaporeon isn’t doesn’t even have any repellent toward it for it to make sense as an ironic choice, like a pasta with Jolteon would have the obvious punchline of dealing with its spikes
>>58213464Vaporeon is the least fuckable in the first place
i love vaporeon but, for me, it's gotta be flare-flare.flareon is the cuddliest. the fluffiest. the cutest.
>>58213459glaceonI need to put her in pretty clothes
>>58214299>Still its weird that the reaction to the pasta was “Vaporeon is for freaks” rather than “4chan is full of freaks”Everyone already knew 4chan was full of freaks before the copypasta, it just made Vaporeon look like a sex toy
>>58213459>vaporeon is a weird fish creature>leafeon would be rough and course>jolteon the same, spiky>sylveon would get into a lot of trouble with its manipulative feelers, so maybe not>Flareon will always be hot, so, while comfy, is out imo because I couldn't bear to deal with it on 95 degree days.>Umbreon apparently sweats poison lmao no wonder it was originally going to be a Poison-type. Out.>Glaceon apparently makes tiny ice shard all over its body to prick people.>Espeon's biggest drawback is that it's precognitive and loyal.So, Espeon. A cat is fine, too.
>>58213459Leafeon, he's my favorite
>>58213459You now know my answer.
