i love my friend malamar's malamussy

sissy hypno pokemon

The rainbow is a symbol of God’s promise to man. Malamar will become a pious Fairy/Fighting, the two most honest and holy types.

The rainbow is because real life cephalopods can change color at will, sometimes in very colorful, successive patrons, it has nothing to do with the alphabet community.

Using Malamar to force girls to kiss

>>58213904
i thought OP was referring to the mega malamar leak

>>58213904
Also some bioluminescent cephalopods glow in a multitude of colours along the visible light spectrum.

>>58213851
>rain ends
>sun comes out
wtf the sky is gay!

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God imagine being the one malamarfag who goes into ZA blind
>find malamarite
>HOLY SHIT IT HAS A MEGA???
>expecting some lovecraftian cthulhu shit
>it turns into a giant rainbow dildo instead
I'd be absolutely livid

>>58213904
Regardless, sh*rty is gonna have a field day with it

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>>58213934
>implying they were going to suddenly be mature and adult regarding it otherwise

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>>58213904
Love me sea creatures
I just hope it doesn't look like the pencil dick design that's been floating around

>>58213967
The ocean fucking rocks, man.

>>58213934
But tracing over it and making it white would defeat the point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOBzOPDV8Ho

>op brings up the mega malamar leaks
>alphabet freaks have to make it about themselves because muh rainbows and lose their minds over this perceived slight
And you wonder why everyone hates your guts.

>>58213896
this anon gets it.

>>58213851
>The rainbow mafia will now claim Malamar
Huh.

>>58213851
So reveal on Monday?

>>58213904
No one mentioned them until you retard

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>>58214059
Can’t believe they made a gayer type than fairy

>>58214059
>>58214080
only you fags are talking about them

>>58214302
Based GF confirms Gay type =/= Tranny type

>>58213851
Its ability is that it can auto-attract and signature move is gender reversal wouldn't that be funny trick haha

the marketing for this game is getting cringe as hell, le creepypasta recorded video for victreebel andnow whatever this shit is

>>58213896
would honestly be kino

>>58213934
why has there been so much shartyposting on /vp/ recently?

>>58214266
It's obvious why Mega Malamar is being so memed tho.

>>58214732
>creepypasta
It was a subversion of content creator shite, the "scary thing" turned out to be a bloke trying to train his M-Victreebel in secret.
>>58214412
Given Game Freak actively scrub homosexual references from the games because people like you see any kind of mention of it as approval/ representing mentally impaired people, seems like on;y you are desperate for them to recognise you.

>>58213896
Fairy is the least honest, least holy type. See: Impidimp, Hatterene, Mawile, Mr Mime, etc

>>58214836
No, "Least honest" and "least holy" would be Dark, retard. Think a little before you post

>>58213896
based knower

>>58214059
every time without fail it's chuds who bring it up to seethe about it, literally nobody else cares

>>58213896
>Fighting
if they maintain contrary would be awesome

>>58214302
>anons wanted light type
>GF gave them fairy
>anons cried for cosmic type
>fast foward GF used the monkey paw in them
just feel pity for the sound fags at this point

>>58213851
The moral of this thread:
https://youtu.be/RHs4rnNTlLQ?si=ngn8oAqxfd_ZRh7u

>>58214816
>recently
This place has been a sharty outpost for at least 2 years

>>58213851
This whole "Malamar is my friend" stuff references how Western societies were brainwashed into loving and worshipping LGBTQ.

>>58213851
It's hilarious that all the teasing and shilling around this guy will only lead to a Malamar that's just slightly taller and with a rainbow body

>>58216245
>he thinks you need to be brainwashed to care about other people
>he also thinks the pokémon company would make commentary based on his nonsensical schizo worldview
grim

>>58216301
hey now, it also only has one fin at the bottom of its mantle

>>58213851
Malamar is le gay

>>58213896
I wish God was real. I've been searching my whole life for him. He's left me on read.

>>58216391
Same. I used to be a devout Christian, but the more I searched, and read the Bible, the less I believed.

Inb4 "you weren't a real Christian, otherwise you would've never left"

>>58216391
>>58216400
Cheat with weed + Prozac if you just want to get the concept locked in your system. He's definitely there, but the power of communication takes any avenue of convoluted texts to grasp.

>>58213896
Fighting malamar would be sweet.

>>58213934
Oh he mad

>>58216437
Nta but as a former drug abuser I've never seen or heard God or any equivalent being. Are you sure it wasn't some kind of delusion?

>>58216437
I've been trying to communicate with him for years. It's because I tried to communicate and got nothing. Not even a sign.

>>58213851
Mega Malamar will be Stellar Mono-type

>>58216514
So the human brain is a tricky subject, but I'll explain it in the retard way that I can (and am). The brain is a conduit, or receiver of the sixth sense. Hallucinations by nature, is literal mindfuckery, but at the same time, the shit you see is produced by the brain, whether you choose to believe the source is all in your head or somewhere else.

So the specific combination that happened to work for me was during a state where I was still very rational. And everything that happened was way too specific to dismiss; during my late 30s, with zero psyche ward history. It can scientifically be debunked, but if you intend to take the God concept seriously, you need a broad suspension of disbelief period.

>>58216520
I lucked out by choosing to change up my mindset about life on a whim. The specifics are too long to explain, but I was agnostic all my life until a couple years ago. It wasn't just one event either. Long story short, I received enough consecutive signs enough to where I decide to start believing.

>>58216162
>sound
We already have sound moves, at this point it’s like wanting punch to be a type

>>58216377
>care about other people
LGBTshit isn't about that and has never been (at least not since this abbreviation exists).
>nonsensical schizo worldview
(You)'re talking about your own worldview, rite?

>I took psychedelics and my brain made up some shit so now I believe God is real
Some people really put way too much faith in their perception, but if you decide to trust it even when under influence you’re genuinely retarded.

>>58216586
That's fine. I'm 1.5 years straight-edge right now for reasons, but I still choose to heed the past and keep my eyes open in the present. You kinda need to be either retarded or peer pressured into being a believer to begin with. Personally I'm grateful to have been the one to convince myself. It's much easier to accept that way, don't you think?

>>58216563
And how can I see these signs?

>>58216595
>straight-edge
The only thing I loathe more than being a drunkard junkie.
A former drunkard junkie with an "ideology". It should be called gay-edge BTW.

>>58216579
Hmm
>>58216579
>>58216579
>>58216579
Nigger type when?

>>58216582
It is. It's about love and acceptance. Though I'll admit, some of the nutjobs don't embody that.

>>58216618
See
>>58216437
My brain is different from yours though. That's how the 'strongest' experiences came to me. But before any of that I managed a state of inner peace where my hobbies at the time were fulfilling. Can't say whether or not that's a prerequisite, however, since I'm just one anon. I'm sure any other believer would agree that gratitude is effective though.
>>58216620
Can't go into detail but I want to go back. Now it's not the time for me though.
>>58216624
You can find love from any faction if you dig deep enough. Unconditional love is really hard to achieve with a sane mind though. I'm still working on it myself.

>>58216640
>my hobbies are really fulfilling
>posts on /vp/

>>58216624
>It's about love and acceptance.
Like every political agenda, it's about "loving and caring your own tribe" and "fuck/kill/belittle the other tribes". Nothing noble, as the likes of (You) try to put it.

>>58216654
The amount of love for 'outsiders' that I've seen the alphabet mafia give far outweighs the love non alphabets have for them.

>>58216695
"Allies" don't count, it's too easy to love them.

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>>58213851
>Villain weaponizing media to make people love them

Always a fun trope

>>58213967
>lesbian flag squids
atlantis has fallen

>>58214059
or maybe the leaked mega design itself is clearly catering towards said alphabet freaks can't you connect the dots you stupid retard

>>58216162
>>Fighting
>if they maintain contrary would be awesome
He doesn’t learn close combat. At all. Thank you for your 80 dollar purchase of Pokémon Legends: ZA!

LGBT?! Religion?! Skittles?!!!
What the fuck is going on in this thread?!

>>58216875
/pol/

>>58216825
Did you forget about Superpower fren

>>58213851
>evil pokemon that manipulates children
>uses rainbow as a friendly symbol

>>58216921
you mean manchildren

>>58214302
There is no poop in the rainbow and it certainly isn't on top, sorry to burst your bubble

>>58216391
“Ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks it will be opened.
— Matthew 7:7-8

>>58216400
And those on the rock are those who, when they hear, receive the word with joy, and these have no root; they believe for a while, and in time of temptation fall away.
— Luke 8:13

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>>58217594
Ex-agnosticfag here. Base scripture can be a pain to digest sometimes. Fortunately, with the way things work, there are many avenues crafted (whether intentional or not) that relays the same message.

>>58217611
I don't know Dwayne Johnson. I'm at a disadvantage.

rent free

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>>58217611
Single quotes are so easy to misinterpret without context, kek
>>58217594
It's so easy to miss the received message with your heart closed is the primary problem. And those with their heart closed have a hard time understanding that the 'process' of opening that said heart is a fine boundary of literal and metaphorical.

>actual unironic religiousfagging on /vp/
take it to >>>/x/ we live in the real world here

>>58217929
Relax m8. When your gay mega gets officially revealed, all will be normal again.