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What a terrible predicament!
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>>58214245
>turned into a shitmon
I'll say
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>>58214245
I would kill myself if I turned into anything other than the Hoenn starters (if we consider you can only turn into PMD's starter pokemon).
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Alright people. Reply with what species of Pokémon you'd want to be.

Doesn't matter if it's for being in the PMD world, main game world, main anime world or even real-life.
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>>58214306
As long as I have hands/paws, I'm fine with whatever desu
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>>58214306
Non-sexually probably Noibat/Noivern. Agile flier, grabby claws, top tier senses and even a chance for Telepathy.
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>>58214398
what's the sexual option
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>>58214417
Bidoof
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>>58214306
Goomy. I want to be a jiggly little guy
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>>58214306
i've given this some thought in the past, either espurr/meowstic or indeedee
ideally i'd want to remain at the very least bipedal w/arms, no clue if either of those species would have opposable thumbs so the additional psychic capabilities help in that regard
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>>58214421
you can't turn into a literal sex beast, anon, that's cheating!
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>>58214306
Ninetales. Now I can set things on fire and have inferior stats that keep me from being used by trainers!
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>>58214325
Binacle it is.
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>>58214517
>evolves into the humanoid Barbaracle
Sure, why not.
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Would getting turned into Machoke be the closest thing to being human?
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>>58214306
Swampert is my favorite, but I would probably go for Reuniclus (I would start as a Solosis)!
>can float
>powerful psychic powers
>strong arms
>magic guard to ignore all bullshit damage
>bases his decisions on whether or not something is fun more than on morals or common sense
>since I work on cellular biology, this also fits a lot
Although I would be pretty slow and weak to all Psychic's common weaknesses, I would love being a Reuniclus. The only thing I am wondering is if the green liquid will give me trouble eating, hearing and sniffing stuff.
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>>58214306
Alolan raichu, I’d work in a restaurant and force people to pay to even TOUCH me >:)
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>>58214267
>I would kill myself
Could have just stopped there, losing your humanity is the worst possible thing that could happen to you.
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>>58214306
Something as close to human as possible, but I'd quite rather be dead than be at risk of becoming the battle slave of a human forced into legal animal fights for the rest of my life.
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>>58214566
Anything in the Human-like Egg Group would be close. Top ones would probably be:
>Machoke
>Machamp
>Mr. Mime
>Gardevoir
>Infernape
>Lucario
>Gallade
>Sawk
>Bisharp
>Cinderace
>Armarouge
>Ceruledge

Blaziken is a notable outlier that would also slot in as an acceptable alternative as it has a mostly humanoid build despite not being in the egg group.
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>>58214306
This thing.
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>>58214566
Turning into any baramon is the closest thing to being a faggot
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>>58215554
>t. low-test mimp
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>>58214306
Cyclizar so I can run over pokedestrians.
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>>58214655
I don't care about touching you, but I will gladly pay for delicious pancakes
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>>58214256
>pmd
You'd be forced to stay unevolved for the entire game, Smogonfag-kun. Suck it up and deal with it.
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>>58214306
Tandemaus/Maushold, Falinks or any other Pokemon that comes in multiples.
I want to see if my mind would get split into each segment or if some other asshole gets transformed with me (get pranked idiot).
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>>58214306
I wish I was turned into a Gardevoir
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>>58217993
>Tandemaus/Maushold

I think they are some of the best designs ever but. . .

They really dropped the ball lorewise with them. They are all clearly meant to be serperate creatures. There should be a single mouse that can be male or female, then when it evolves into Tande it loses the gender because your mouse found a mate and is now male and female. Then when it evolved again it still has no gender because they just had kids that could be either gender.

Tande/Hold you would just be one of the mice and someone else would have to be the others or they would just be originally Pokémon and you are suddenly possessing one part
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Kadabra?
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>>58214502
>and have inferior stats that keep me from being used by trainers!
but what about the trainers that don't care about stats and just want to bury themselves in your soft, fluffy tails
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>>58214245
look at that cocksucking mouf, bro ready for action (cock)
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>>58214306
GAD supremacy
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>>58220371
>big strong arms instead of pathetic t-rex arms
Not Kyurem.
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>>58220395
>>58220371
Wait nevermind, it's supposed to be Black Kyurem, I'm retarded
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>>58220319
It's an electric-type... do you really think that's a good idea?



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