What a terrible predicament!
>>58214245>turned into a shitmonI'll say
>>58214245I would kill myself if I turned into anything other than the Hoenn starters (if we consider you can only turn into PMD's starter pokemon).
Alright people. Reply with what species of Pokémon you'd want to be.Doesn't matter if it's for being in the PMD world, main game world, main anime world or even real-life.
>>58214306As long as I have hands/paws, I'm fine with whatever desu
>>58214306Non-sexually probably Noibat/Noivern. Agile flier, grabby claws, top tier senses and even a chance for Telepathy.
>>58214398what's the sexual option
>>58214417Bidoof
>>58214306Goomy. I want to be a jiggly little guy
>>58214306i've given this some thought in the past, either espurr/meowstic or indeedeeideally i'd want to remain at the very least bipedal w/arms, no clue if either of those species would have opposable thumbs so the additional psychic capabilities help in that regard
>>58214421you can't turn into a literal sex beast, anon, that's cheating!
>>58214306Ninetales. Now I can set things on fire and have inferior stats that keep me from being used by trainers!
>>58214325Binacle it is.
>>58214517>evolves into the humanoid BarbaracleSure, why not.
Would getting turned into Machoke be the closest thing to being human?
>>58214306Swampert is my favorite, but I would probably go for Reuniclus (I would start as a Solosis)!>can float>powerful psychic powers>strong arms>magic guard to ignore all bullshit damage>bases his decisions on whether or not something is fun more than on morals or common sense>since I work on cellular biology, this also fits a lotAlthough I would be pretty slow and weak to all Psychic's common weaknesses, I would love being a Reuniclus. The only thing I am wondering is if the green liquid will give me trouble eating, hearing and sniffing stuff.
>>58214306Alolan raichu, I’d work in a restaurant and force people to pay to even TOUCH me >:)
>>58214267>I would kill myselfCould have just stopped there, losing your humanity is the worst possible thing that could happen to you.
>>58214306Something as close to human as possible, but I'd quite rather be dead than be at risk of becoming the battle slave of a human forced into legal animal fights for the rest of my life.
>>58214566Anything in the Human-like Egg Group would be close. Top ones would probably be:>Machoke>Machamp>Mr. Mime>Gardevoir>Infernape>Lucario>Gallade>Sawk>Bisharp>Cinderace>Armarouge>CeruledgeBlaziken is a notable outlier that would also slot in as an acceptable alternative as it has a mostly humanoid build despite not being in the egg group.
>>58214306This thing.
>>58214566Turning into any baramon is the closest thing to being a faggot
>>58215554>t. low-test mimp
>>58214306Cyclizar so I can run over pokedestrians.
>>58214655I don't care about touching you, but I will gladly pay for delicious pancakes
>>58214256>pmdYou'd be forced to stay unevolved for the entire game, Smogonfag-kun. Suck it up and deal with it.
>>58214306Tandemaus/Maushold, Falinks or any other Pokemon that comes in multiples.I want to see if my mind would get split into each segment or if some other asshole gets transformed with me (get pranked idiot).
>>58214306I wish I was turned into a Gardevoir
>>58217993>Tandemaus/MausholdI think they are some of the best designs ever but. . .They really dropped the ball lorewise with them. They are all clearly meant to be serperate creatures. There should be a single mouse that can be male or female, then when it evolves into Tande it loses the gender because your mouse found a mate and is now male and female. Then when it evolved again it still has no gender because they just had kids that could be either gender.Tande/Hold you would just be one of the mice and someone else would have to be the others or they would just be originally Pokémon and you are suddenly possessing one part
Kadabra?
>>58214502>and have inferior stats that keep me from being used by trainers!but what about the trainers that don't care about stats and just want to bury themselves in your soft, fluffy tails
>>58214245look at that cocksucking mouf, bro ready for action (cock)
>>58214306GAD supremacy
>>58220371>big strong arms instead of pathetic t-rex armsNot Kyurem.
>>58220395>>58220371Wait nevermind, it's supposed to be Black Kyurem, I'm retarded
>>58220319It's an electric-type... do you really think that's a good idea?